The Toast - S4 Ep84: The Live IV Drip: Friday, May 7th, 2021

Episode Date: May 7, 2021

Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann's 'Don't Be Tardy' canceled after 8 seasons (Page Six) Hilary Duff on why adult 'Lizzie McGuire' revival was axed (NY Post) 'Sex and the City' hunk Jason Lewis not asked back for reboot (Page Six) RHONJ's Dolores Catania Reacts to Ex Frank Calling Himself Her 'Soulmate': 'Safe to Say I Agree' (PEOPLE) Twitter Launches 'Tip Jar' to Let You Send Money to Your Favorite Tweeters (Variety) IV Drips by https://ivdrips.com Summer House Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials. Happy Friday. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Hey, Claude. I know the answer to this question, but I'm going to ask you anyway. How are you, Dern? It's Friday, Friday. It's so bright in the studio. I never really realized these lights are very powerful. You know, that's the point of them, to be powerful and to shed light on the situation. And I'm so excited to shed light with you this morning, but I'm just not here in a spiritual sense. Yeah, I understand. Of course, I'm here. How could you miss me? But emotionally, I'm elsewhere. I understand. And so where are you?

Would you say? In a hospital. Emotionally, I'm in a hospital. Okay, so what's going on with you? What's new with you? Tell us about how you're feeling. Nothing. I'm in a hospital. Okay, so what's going on with you? What's new with you? Tell us about how you're feeling. Nothing. I'm really sick this morning because I'm such a good sister. Like, that's pretty much all you guys need to know. Like, yesterday was Council's birthday, and I wanted to make it a night to remember, and so I did just that, and that's, this is the price you pay when you're such a good sister. I understand. Now you're paying the price and we hate to see it. I am so unwell, you guys. Like usually when I come hungover on the show, it's like that sweet spot of the hangover where you're like still drunk.

Yes. And it's like you're kind of like giddy and then it hits you later. That is not me today. Okay, but at least you're further through your hangover. Like you're closer to the light. I really like your positive spin. I really do. Thank you.

I appreciate the effort. You know, and sometimes doing the show, it can be a good distraction. Sometimes I'll come on here with terrible cramps or a migraine. 40 minutes later, I'm feeling a little better. I agree. But also, the show is the thing that, like, gets me out of bed. And for that, like, I hate the show today. Yeah, because you didn't want to get out of bed.

No, I, like, I, like, almost called and was like, I am not going to make it. Like, I'm in such bad shape. Like, honestly, I'm getting an IV right after this, which I'm really hoping is going to turn things around. Because I have to drive to the Hamptons. And I'm like, if I think about, do you get that? For too long, I will throw up, like, dead serious. Like, I will. So, just don't talk about alcohol. Okay. I wasn't, I wasn't gonna. You know, like when you're flashing back to the night and like, you think of like the really syrupy tequila. And you think of like the shot that did it,

the shot where you should have stopped. I know exactly which one it was. And Brian ordered it. Like, you know what? I mean, obviously now you don't want to hear of like good tips and tricks. Don't start with me. But like you have enough of these experiences, which I've been where you've been. And like it is the worst feeling on earth. I go out of my way to avoid it at all costs, which is why. I get it. You're so great. No, no, no, no, no.

But this is, you can still have fun. But like now you know which shot was the one that did you in, right? Yeah. But see, the thing is like I wanted to take it. And like, honestly, I don't even know if I regret it. Like I really wanted it in the moment and so like normalize wanting things in the moment like okay i wanted it and then normalize paying the price no i'm not on board with that okay well we're here for you we're all here for you we thank you so much for showing

up it's friday though we've got to get down on friday got to and then you're free as a bird and you have everything to look forward to this weekend. You're such a good sister. So let the good memories carry you through this hangover. Thank you. I will do just that. And, you know, I actually, what was I going to say? I had drinks with Dorinda.

Oh, my gosh. Yes. I met up with her. She was having dinner with Brian. And I met up with her. And honestly, dinner with Brian. And I met up with her. And honestly, it was, I just was trying to keep up. Yeah. So good times were had.

By all. Any stories? Any tea? Anything you want to share? No. Okay. Like we were at the same table. We like didn't really talk that much, you know?

Yeah, yeah. I know how that goes. It was just like a big table, you know? Yeah, tables can be big. I love big tables. Actually, you know, in know in the era of it was actually a tiny in the era of covid like your table actually can't be that big sorry it was actually now that i think about it the smallest table like for eight people it was literally this because it was like a cocktail table yeah but you like people kept joining chairs and chairs and chairs and i swear to god the table was this big that's hysterical so it actually wasn't a big table at all damn well we have a lot to

share with you today and we're gonna get into it before we let you go for the weekend school's out for the weekend school's out for summer summer's like here no don't say that i'm not ready to show my legs yesterday neither am i but it didn't stop me yesterday people thought it was snowing behind us and then someone thought it was like bird feathers no i'll tell you what it was pollen pollen i didn't lie when i said the allergies came for me this week i saw it when i was walking into the studio this morning there's pollen like all over the air and it's it's as if we have trees and greenery in the city like if only we got the benefits it's as if we live in like a lush garden for the amount of pollen we have a great garden so that's what that's about but yeah no spring is

upon us so if you're somewhere where the weather is nice i hope you have a great weekend and let's let's usher them into the weekend in style claude what do you think we never you've already ushered yourself into the weekend i know i literally dug a grave for myself in the weekend and i honestly i have such a busy weekend like it's actually giving me so much anxiety you're gonna start feeling better so soon you're getting an iv that is like that is 50 of the recovery uh yeah i agree and but it's just like a long drive and like i'm gonna get nauseous like i just you'll sit in the front you'll keep your eyes on the road i'll give you a nausea pill you'll be okay i need to really reevaluate where i'm at after my iv yeah don't worry about what you can't

control you know what if push comes to shove if you need to wait and go a little later yeah you'll do that shout out to iv drips for hooking it up with the iv last minute we're gonna do a live iv a live a live while she sat here and did the show and had an IV. But they couldn't get here in time. That would have been iconic. Iconic. Maybe next time because there will definitely be a next time. Next time there will certainly be a next time.

Okay, cool. Maybe next time when you know that you're going out, like I'll arrange it for you. Okay, I think without further ado, where are you? Where is Du? Obviously could not come today. No, he has a deadbeat mother who drunk again, you know, and he woke up and found her on the couch and he's just once again making himself breakfast, you know, like that scene in Matilda where her parents like don't care about her, but like she does the laundry and

everything like that is Theo this morning. Totally. And I almost I knew that Theo wasn't gonna make it today I almost brought brew I would have loved that I knew you would have you do but with the IV here like I didn't want him to like get in the bag or anything yeah yeah start sniffing on some Zofran yeah so I just figured it was a no pup sort of day that's the worst kind of day yeah but I think brew's gonna make an appearance sometime soon he's been asking to come back to work with Mom. I would love to see him, like, so

desperately. He's so sickeningly, stunningly gorgeous. He's so sick. It's so twisted. It's disgusting. I love him so dearly. Me too. Are you ready, without further ado-do-do-do, to get into the past five stories that you

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Sorry to make this day even harder. But Kim and... Kicking me while I'm down. Kim and Kroy's Don't Be Tardy has been canceled after eight seasons. Are you serious? Bravo has canceled Kim Zolciak and Kroy Bierman's Real Housewives of Atlanta spinoff, Don't Be Tardy, after eight... I'm so upset.

Are you serious? That's what Page Six is reporting, and Insider told Page Six on Friday. But why? It's so good. I don't know. Oh my god, I'm so upset. Like, I'm literally on the verge of tears. How could they do this to us?

I don't know. Question mark. I don't know. I feel like for so long, like, we thought it was always, like, never coming back. And then, like, it always came back, so we got used to it coming back. Oh my god, I'm so upset, now like the beer runs are officially like not on bravo yeah in any real way yeah well brielle's on sunday for the kids special no but you know what i mean on like a recurring show yeah that makes me really sad yeah maybe this means like

a kim zolciak return to real housewives of atlanta like i would love that you never know oh my god i'm devastated i'm shocked tmz was the returned to Real Housewives of Atlanta. Like, I would love that. You never know. Oh, my God. I'm devastated. I'm shocked. TMZ was the first to report the news of the show's cancellation, which means, like. It's legit. It's legit. I'm genuinely surprised.

Yeah. And devastated. It's a loss, for sure. No, and their ratings must be low because, like, I didn't even hear that it got canceled. Like, you know? Yeah. But I've also been, like, in a coma for the last 12 hours, so. Right. So how would you have known? When would I have heard? Yeah that it got canceled. Like, you know? Yeah. But I've also been like in a coma for the last 12 hours. So.

Right. So how would you have known? When would I have heard? Yeah. I'm devastated. I'm sorry to do this to you today. No. Today of all days. It's just one of those shows that like people don't watch and they should.

I understand. If anybody understands that, it's me. It is the Society of Bravo. Yeah. Perhaps. But it had eight seasons. That's respectable yeah i guess and everything must end at some point and she's honestly one of the only housewives who's gotten their own spinoff show successfully bethany ever after was canceled yeah i think getting married eight seasons is a lot have any of them else have their own show? It's kind of crazy how like, Lisa Vanderpump.

Vanderpump Rules. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like, people don't give Kim Zolciak like the credit because she left Real Housewives of Atlanta in kind of a disgraceful way.

But she really is, it's very impressive. This is a success story. Yeah, one of the only housewives to carry like her own show for eight seasons. That's crazy.

Yeah. And you never know, I feel like they could come back to TV in a different way. Like I could see Brielle on Summer House. That's an amazing idea. So let's just put it out into the universe. Brielle on Summer House.

We need Brielle on something. Yeah. Remember when Brielle like went to LA to be the next Juliana Rancic like on the show? Yeah. I'm like, oh my God, girl. Like that's what everyone wants to do. Get in line.

I know, but she has like a good chance. If anybody could do it, it would have been her. That's true. But then she didn't do it. But then Julianna Rancic never left, you know? Yeah. You're going to have to take that job from her cold, dead fingers. Yes.

Did you watch any more Bold Type yesterday? I did. I watched a few episodes. I'm just like, I'm such a Sutton, you know? I mean, I know. And I literally called Jackie like 10 minutes into the first episode I was like I do not like Sutton she was like you're wrong just wait boy was I wrong she's the only one with a good hand on her shoulders Jane I can't yeah I literally can't like with

the worst like okay there's layoffs coming and they can't tell anyone that there's laughs coming but Jacqueline gave Jane a heads up and was like, you need to start writing about shit people actually want to read about. Like, great, you're passionate about politics. Nobody fucking cares. Write about, you know, ass facials, you know? And she's like, ignoring Jacqueline's advice. You know, she's like, no, I'll find my niche.

And it's like, we know layoffs is coming. It's like, you dumb bitch. Like, this woman tried to warn you. And of course, she didn't end up getting laid off. But dead ass, that's bad business because she should have got laid off. She's a liability to this company. Yeah. Being so reckless when that stripper sued her.

And then like going to the woman's place of work against her legal counsel, who was Richard, by the way. Like the dumbest bitch ever. Yeah. Just wait. Just wait. She has her moment of justice. Like where she finally, like where I feel like she finally like. Learns her lesson.

Yeah. Sandra learned her lesson. Okay. I'm so excited. Yeah. But I don't want to overhype it. It's, like where I feel like she finally like. Learns her lesson. Yeah, Sandra learned her lesson. Okay, I'm so excited. Yeah, but I don't want to overhype it. It's just like how I read it. But speaking of shows being canceled, Hilary Duff is speaking out on why adult Lizzie McGuire revival was axed. This is like the drama nobody asked for.

Like she got us all hyped up. And also. Crushed our dreams. Never told us why. And honestly, I don't even give a shit anymore. Like, you can take that stupid reboot and shove it up your hairy ass. Your big hairy ass. That's the most iconic line from Mean Girls.

I wish Regina got to finish it, you know, but then she got hit by a bus. Yeah. Lizzie sent Disney into a tizzy. That seems to be the message from Hilary Duff regarding the cancellation of the revival of her iconic early 2000s show, Lizzie McGuire. She said, I think they're really trying to figure out what kind of content they want living on Disney Plus, and that doesn't totally align with like where I see Lizzie right now, she said during an appearance on the Jess Cagle show on Thursday.

She said, I was very... That's a rough last name, Cagle? She said, I was very protective of her, and they're very protective of her. So they had different ideas of what it meant to protect Lizzie. She said, the one thing for me was just the way that she could connect with what was going on in people that were watching the show and so for me it only makes sense to shoot a show where she's acting like a 30 year old in a modern world wait I'm dying but like all these people these adults are fighting about protecting a fictional character about protecting Lizzie. No, literally, I need a memoir protecting Lizzie.

Like, it sounds, like, iconic. Here's the thing. I'm sure Hillary wanted, like, Lizzie, you know, trying ecstasy, like, doing things.

No, Lizzie being Kelsey from Younger. Yes! Yes! Yeah. Yes. And Disney, they're like, we're not gonna take

this nice girl and make her into a provocateur. Yeah. And honestly, I I would they reboot such shit these days it's like this one actually would be like fine no I'm so glad this reboot didn't get off the ground every time a reboot doesn't happen like I am happy I'm anti-reboot we could have been born like whenever you know but we decided well we didn't decide we just happened to be born

in the reboot era and like for that I'm annoyed no same like I want to be alive in the original content era 100% and then it's like

all these reboots and I know I sound like a broken clock or whatever the all these reboots and the paparazzi were at this funeral that is not what i was gonna say

no oh all these reboots and no season two of the society like that's what i was gonna say but yours was better right but that's that's what happens when we get original content like i don't know maybe they ran out of ideas like i can feel that because i don't know where they were taking i don't even think they knew where they were taking this i don't know maybe they ran out of ideas like i can feel that because i don't know where they were taking it i don't even think they knew where they were taking this i don't know either they had like the pied piper like on the wall and the dog and the dog the dog who was like transcending universes yeah from one universe where were they taking it no i think you got canceled because they didn't know no they literally could not come up with an ending because it was so... It's really lost.

Why? Does Lost, spoiler alert, do they end up in it like they were in an alternate universe? So this is me giving people time if they want to watch it. The ending was very ambiguous and you were really meant to interpret it yourself, which was really fucking annoying. But the whole thing was that like the entire journey in the lost uh in the island was some

sort of purgatory some sort of waiting room for the afterlife like they had all died in the crash oh i think i've done extensive research nobody knows not even the people who wrote the show they don't know like they like want to leave it open yeah and they couldn't it was honestly one of the it's regarded as one of the worst endings like of tv history which i do agree with but what would you have liked to see happen they get rescued no the thing is is that like the second that the island became like voodoo monster, like, witchcraft, they were never going to get rescued because, like, this was, like, a fake island

that never existed on any real, like, airplane radar. So what I would have liked for to happen is they got off the island at one point and then they went back. Like... Where did they go? Home! No.

They got off the island. They this it took four seasons and all of them got off except one girl who like went crazy and like wanted to be one of the wildlings you know and they're like we have to go back for claire and he was like i have to go back there's something i have to do like everyone had their own reason for wanting to go back i tell you when these fucking morons went back to the island, I was like, I'm done with this show. Yeah. But then it's like, it was an alternate universe. So like, it doesn't even matter.

I don't know. Yeah, that's how I feel about Money Heist. They like got away, spoiler alert, with the first heist. And they all like living, they like robbed the bank. They had like so much money. They all went into their own corners of the world to hide out and live with the money. but like these two people that were in a couple who are so goddamn annoying they like broke up after a few years so the guy like left the island that they were at and

he got like tracked on the way and they they caught him he went to jail well not even jail like a torture chamber and in order to get him out they went into another bank and did the same thing again no no like the decision making skills of the characters in certain tv shows is so dumb and frustrating it could kill a woman no and also what's so crazy is in this second heist like someone else one of the other members of the squad dies. Spoiler alert, I think it was Nairobi, if I remember. And like, she died so that like he could get out of jail for a mistake that he made. Like, Jesus died for our sins. Nairobi died for his sins.

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Like, I wouldn't mind doing it. Yeah. And you could, like, sit right next to me. You could introduce yourself. Let's set up the mic. Let's give her a mic. I am just, like, I'm so. I'm not prepared.

You have what? I'm not prepared. No, you look stunning. You can say no if you want to also. But we're going to have fun. Come join. That is so funny. I'm so excited for you.

I'm so excited about it. She's got a big suitcase with lots of life-saving medicines. It's going to be great. What's in that suitcase is going to change your life. Maybe. You go first, please. You first. No, I'm like.

I love an IV. I have been obsessed with IVs. No, it's once you start, you just can't stop you just can't stop and one time i did do a pre-emptive ivy so i got one like when we were at stagecoach one year i got one before the first day that way the whole weekend i was super hydrated so even though i was drinking it was a beautiful thing so i got one last week and i think i honestly would be in worse shape now today like i've gotten one now two weeks in a row i'm starting to do it like a weekly thing right because that's more water than like you ever drank in my life and that's really why I like IVs because I have a really hard time getting the water down like

this is me this morning like it's right here I need to do a motivational water gallon today I don't do it every day it's so much work it's so much work and if yesterday I was like back to back all day I was barely in my house it was like a real day pre-march 2020 and so I wouldn't I can't the bottle's too big and heavy I can't walk around with it so I wouldn't have been able to drink it all day but today I'm gonna like I have I'm making a to-do list today because I have so many like small you're making a list and checking it twice yep I'm gonna find out who's naughty and nice because I have so many small things to do like returns emails to respond to I need to get clothes for our trip next week I know I need to make a to-do list and then I'm going to start checking it off like I'm actually really excited I think today's

going to be a productive we're just having like two totally different days no I know but now that your IV is here like I don't feel bad talking about productivity no no I'm so I already feel better like I didn't even get anything injected like the idea of it it's the idea of it um well we can keep going with the show okay do you want are you ready for our next story yeah because. Because Sex and the City's Smith Jared has not been asked back. Everyone, this is Marisol. Hi, Marisol. Hi. Thank you so much for coming on short notice. I'm so grateful for you. And it's also Nurse Appreciation Week, so give it up for Marisol. Yay! So, I have a little bruise here from, I got an IV last week. I just wanted to, I don't know if that's bad or anything.

Is it okay if you sit here? Yeah, yeah. Do your elbow. You know, actually, I have very frail veins because I'm so skinny. So I have heard that I have a hard time finding veins in my elbow. But you let me know. We could also switch seats if you need to do your other hand. We'll get there, but I think we're fine.

I'm so veiny. Like, I'm ready for an IV at all times. Yeah, like, let's just shoot it up. Chat and drip. We'll chat. We're talking about Sex and the City. What's the tea? Smith Jarrett has not been asked back for the reboot.

Why? I don't know. Sex and the City star Jason Lewis, who played Samantha's young model, Bo Smith Jarrett, different from boyfriend. Businessman Bo. Businessman Bo. Hasn't been asked back to HBObo for the reboot he said very upsetting i have not but i would be the last to know he told the daily front row as much as i appreciate

the flattery the conversation is about the girls he's just the latest in the series male love interests who aren't coming back in february page six exclusively reported that chris noth who played mr big had not been approached for the reboot either that's weird that he hadn't been approached mr big i know we talked about the announcement no but That's weird that he hadn't been approached, Mr. Big. Yeah. I know we talked about this. Like, they made the announcement. No, but, like, I thought if Big wasn't coming back, it's because Chris Knoth was, like, busy with other projects. Oh, like, he turned it down.

Yes. Not they turned him down. Right. Agreed. That's crazy. Like, he is the show. 100%. So, I mean, we already talked about why he probably won't be back,

and they're probably going to spoiler alert kill him off so that Carrie can go back to being, annoying as fuck running around um and aiden's coming back he is right i don't know why i thought i heard that i feel like this is like an alternate ending to sex in the city like carrie wants her cake and wants to eat it too yeah she wants to have her cake and eat it too she's disgusting i literally can't stand her and i mean smith jared not coming back makes a little bit of sense Because he was holding Samantha back Yes

It would have been nice To have him come back In like a friend capacity And they're broken up Yeah they're broken up But like he was They could still be friends Agreed

Normalize being friends With your ex Right Especially if you're Samantha And like you just have So much like love in your heart Yeah And friendship to give

Yeah So it would have been nice To see him Because he was just A good character Agreed But at least like My personal non-negotiables are coming back.

Ah, the IV is in. If you have needle phobia, this might not be the episode for you. I have needle phobia. Do you? No. No, if you did, you wouldn't be calling an IV every week. No, literally. What were we saying?

Oh, we're in. Okay. Wow, this is crazy. Okay. Wow. This is crazy. Like modern technology. Yeah. No, like nothing's going to stop you from doing your show. No, literally.

So, wow. So what is in the pack? Right. Let's see it. Oh, wow. This is really like a legit operation. Nice. I'm just not going to look, you know?

Yeah. Distract me. I'll let you know if there's anything you should know. So who, aside from the four girls, do you need to see in the reboot? Oh, good question. Steve. Oh, no. No?

I love Steve. No. Harry, period. Harry, period. Magda has passed away. Oh, my God. Which is really sad because she was iconic and who else they honestly have like the worst characters like oh uh Stanford and I could live with him and Anthony

I could live without him you could live without him I mean he's definitely a bonus but I'm just glad Charlotte and Harry are still together well we don't even know that but hopefully if they're not then the show doesn't work but it's If they're not, then the show doesn't work. No, but it's like they're deciding to ruin the show, like literally do everything possible to make it the worst possible thing. Where's the pack? It's coming. Oh, it's coming.

Oh, the pack is coming. I just got my needle ready. I'm just like, me and my veins are so, we're playing hard to get. You're so vascular. I'm so vascular. You're feeling so vascular today. I am. Okay, ready for our next story yeah because it's again about true love sort of real houses of new jersey's dolores katania

reacts to her ex frank calling himself her soulmate on watch what happens live which was such a sweet moment she said safe to say i agree dolores is not denying that her ex-husband frank is her soulmate. On Wednesday on Watch What Happens Live, he declared that even though we're not romantically involved, I'm still her soulmate. Dolores reacted to the comment while speaking with E! News, agreeing that they've bonded for a long time, though she doesn't expect they'll be re-entering a romantic relationship again. That's too bad. She said, safe to say, I agree with him.

You know, a soulmate, I don't think, has to be an intimate relationship. A soulmate can be a dog. A soulmate can be a child. Yes, like Louie no I'm gonna cry by the way because this is literally that scene in the sex in the city what if Charlotte's so sweet and she was like what if we were each other's soulmates and all the women like are trying not to laugh at her like but it was really sweet yeah or a best friend and Frank is definitely my soulmate in the fact that I've done past life things and it says me and Frank have been bonded for a long time together. So I could see that. So this actually like feels to me so complete.

Because. And no. And the psychic said that David wasn't her soulmate. And that doesn't mean that her soulmate is out there. And she needs to go find him. Right. Right. Because Frank is her soulmate.

And David's just is her man's. Hundred percent. And so to me this makes the whole situation even more beautiful blended and I love it. That's actually a really good call and it all makes sense like this is the puzzle piece to like figure out like why did this the psychic say that it wasn't your soulmate. No like and you know what like not every person is gonna be your soulmate like some some people just are comfortable together And I think what Dolores has is a really, really nice life. A really, really nice life.

I think she sees it that way too. And if I was Dolores and I was in my 50s and that was my life, I would be so happy. Yeah, I so agree. Cool. It's the season of Dolores. 100%. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Is it brought to you by Hair Food?

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Twitter has soft-launched Tip Jar, a new feature to make it easier for power users to earn money from their followers. Starting on Thursday, anyone using Twitter in English can send tips using the iOS and Android app to eligible accounts. On Twitter's Android app, users can also send tips from within the Spaces live audio chat feature. Oh, do they have a Clubhouse-like feature? Yes, everyone does. I think Facebook's getting one, too. Called Spaces?

I don't know. I think that's what that is. Twitter Spaces. Yes. Sorry. I wasn't listening. I'm just being honest. No, that's fine that is. Twitter spaces. Yes. Sorry. I wasn't listening. I'm just being honest. No, that's fine.

You literally have a needle in your arm. For now, Twitter has enabled tip jar for a limited group of people who use Twitter in English, which includes creators, journalists, experts, and nonprofit organizations. Great. Can't wait to hear from my favorite journalists. Can't wait to tip them. Twitter plans to widen the rollout of tip jar to more people and to expand it to more languages twitter is not taking any cut of tip jar oh that's good but honestly like

twitter needs to stop what they're doing like immediately and just truly give up and go home freeze yeah like stop all these new innovations first of all you look like a clown like no one cares and second of all, like, just stop. Like, you're embarrassing yourself. Go home. You're drunk. I'm not here for this in any way, shape, or form. But, you know, it's not like it's being forced upon anyone.

If you want to tip your favorite creators on Twitter, I guess you can go and do that. Yeah. The whole concept of tipping seems bizarre for creators because it feels like, for the most part, like, you should really just, like, it's a's a service like you should receive content in exchange for money I guess the content is like this fire tweet oh great yeah there's so many so many of them but you know when like someone's tweet goes viral someone who's not a public person yes they either experienced something

funny or had a funny thought whatever and it goes viral and then beneath it they'll be like check out my soundcloud whatever it is yes but now it could be like you could be tipped for that that is a very very good call because people who go viral make so much content for like news outlets and all these other like companies meme pages like but they themselves make no money from it yeah from viral moments so it could be a good feature for that okay the ivy is right out of the bag well no it's in the bag of course yeah no it's water everywhere there was a spillage sorry that was really confusing no we are getting ready you guys the idea is out of the bag that it came in still in

its bag and i think the zofran is getting lit up the ivy bag looks like when you get a fish at the fair yes and they put a fish the goldfish in a bag yeah that's a good call but then you grow up and instead it's electrolytes and zofran that is literally like the most water i have ever drank it's like the biggest thing that's more water than you drink in a month probably yeah but if you include la croix oh well if i include la croix beer man i am we uh can we talk a little bit about tv recap because yeah i did not watch kardashians but i did watch summer house recap part two and it was when did you find the time seriously i got a screener okay good because otherwise like i didn't even watch kardashians right oh you didn't no i got home from dinner so late i finished my book last night not to me not to like go into my thing

but it was such a good book called the american heiress by um Daisy Goodwin if you're into Downton Abbey it's this book like literally it was so good it was so good enjoy it okay that's my endorsement oh um it was just like kind of boring I really feel like they didn't need a part two um everyone was just like really like bullying Hannah and even though like I don't agree with most of Hannah's decisions like you did end up feeling bad for her like everyone was just like on her like even towards the end she like tried to apologize and I just don't think she's like the most sincere person in the world especially with her apologies and they were just like she was just trying towards the end and they were like oh you're so fake like in the middle of her apology when she's

just like literally been on an apology tour like this reunion um it is really sad to see the dissolution of her and Amanda's friendship I will say that and Luke like kind of said like the most fucked up thing ever. And Hannah walked away and started crying. Because basically the whole premise is that like for the past couple summers, Luke and Hannah like have had this thing. And then this summer, like Hannah came in like ready to date him and stuff. They've been talking all winter. And he acts like he never met her.

And he is like, he is kind of gaslighting her. She definitely is into him more than he's into her. But he's acting like nothing ever happened and while this is happening is she already in her new relationship no but she literally like goes to des like kind of as like a rebound but ends up falling in love okay so he did her a favor but like the whole season was just like will they won't they who's telling the truth here she comes and i really feel like yeah we can start hit it up so it's a little yellow so that's a little yellow that's the vitamin b complex zinc oh i love zinc love zinc that's actually great for you zinc yeah why it's just like a

great oh then you meant like for me specifically no no for oneself oh my god i can't wait to just get started like and be done you know yeah when i would have an IV, I'd be laying and then I would slowly be able to rise. Sometimes it stings. Okay, I'll let you know. Sometimes it stinks? Stings, like if it's going too fast into your arm, I think. Got it. Okay.

But I'm feeling something. Drip, drip. I got to take a picture of this. Yeah, of course. Seriously. That's all good. Smile. She's busy. Okay, well, that's good, drip. I got to take a picture of this. Yeah, of course. Let's all get in it. Smile. She's busy.

Okay, well, that's good, too. What a shit show. No, literally. But this is so us. This is so us. I'm surprised this is the first time this has happened. I know. Jimmy, take a picture of all of us.

We all could get an IV. What I was going to say about Summer House is that he ended up basically just saying, like, Hannah was like like I'm confused like you invited me out to Minnesota to meet your family like what you you've just been like lying this whole time and he basically was like I never wanted to take you to Minnesota production asked me to and that's why Hannah like stormed off and cried are we going now we're ready for the picture oh yeah let's take a picture okay so cute um I'm so excited to be doing this so for the most part it was i mean it was a good season but the second part of summer house was not great why are you laughing your frame wait

go to claudia's solo look at this you guys this is literally the best thing i've ever done we should get ivs every week on the toast every friday just to set us on the right foot for the weekend um so that's my recap keep recap no that's okay i'm just trying to get through it was honestly a boring episode it was the first time i ever felt like part one of the reunion was more interesting than part two oh i don't think they needed a part two very cool i mean everyone was talking about it i'm still gonna try and catch up the only thing that i saw that i felt like i needed to comment on was page's dress which was so fucking sickening so fucking sickening that i might have to go and find it now. You should go find it.

Ariana Grande wore it. She looked so good. When I saw a picture of it, I didn't like die for it, but it was the perfect reunion dress because you're shot from the waist up. And she just looked like so stunning, beautiful and smart.

And like, I just live for her. She's really such like an iconic reality star who never gets involved in drama, especially because this season, it's like her two best friends and she just wants no part of it. Oh, but that's like, that works for everyone.

Yeah. Like Andy was like, why won't you take a side? Like, because if she did take a side, Hannah really is her best friend. They have a podcast together, but like Amanda is also,

she's going to be a bridesmaid in Amanda's wedding. So it's like, and you know what? Eventually like Hannah and Amanda will figure it out because like, that's how the reality tides turn. And then Paige is like left holding the Ivy bag. Unless Hannah gets fired or doesn't come back

to the show. Oh yeah. But it seems like she is like the center of the drama. Of course. Like there would be I don't even know

what I would be talking about if it weren't for Hannah. So there's value in that. Yeah. And she also does tap room and stuff so Bravo really likes her. Yeah.

Yeah. So it was boring but I really enjoyed becoming a summer house stand this year I wish I got on earlier but you know people try like have been trying to tell us for so long and I refuse to listen I'm just like I'm so busy you guys unless Brian Kelly tells you to do it and that's who told me to do it yeah then you won't then you can't hear it so you don't watch Kardashians no I didn't because I wanted to catch up on the last few episodes and we got home like late last night from dinner and I wanted to finish my book and I knew you weren't going to watch

it. So I was like, yeah, get the night off. Um, but that's apparently it was like emotional because it was the one where they tell the cast and crew. Oh, I actually would enjoy that. I think. Yeah. No, same.

I just wanted to like watch it in my own time. That is our show. I'm so glad that you, I'm so glad this worked out. We like love a shit show. Like we do. It's been a while. I'm all, I'm honestly already feeling you I'm so glad this worked out We like love a shit show Like We do Panic moment here We do It's been a while I'm honestly already

Feeling better from the show I mean If you watched the beginning Where you couldn't even Say the word Tequila No I can say it now

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