The Toast - S4 Ep95: Forty Quiet Minutes: Tuesday, May 25th, 2021

Episode Date: May 25, 2021

TW: We recap an episode of Law & Order about rape at 20:00 Simone Biles' NFL boyfriend gushes over her landing historic vault (Page Six) Luann de Lesseps' new man is a former NFL hopeful (Page Six) Travis Barker says plane crash served as rehab to kick his opioid addiction (Page Six) Joseph Gordon-Levitt to Play Ex Uber CEO Travis Kalanick in Upcoming Showtime Anthology Series (PEOPLE) Amazon Nears Deal to Buy Hollywood Studio MGM (WSJ) The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Tuesday. It has been, I'm literally out of breath, such an eventful morning here at Morning Toast HQ. As you guys can see, there has been like this structure building behind us. A scaffolding. A scaffolding and it has been so torturous with all the construction we got. Even some days we've been treated to some extra special guests on the show. If you watch on the video you've seen some people in the background like doing their thing. so this morning we got here and it was literal fort knox like the craziest construction sounds ever and we're like how are we supposed to podcast but you know i opened up the window i made an agreement right outside they're right outside i opened the window i made an agreement

everyone was so lovely and i feel like we made a lot of new friends and they have agreed to pause the construction for 40 minutes so we can podcast for you guys. Tomorrow, I do believe they're going to work. They told us only two more days here. So tomorrow, we're going to podcast from home just so we can. To ensure quality audio. But this morning, we were here. We were dressed.

And we were like, we have to make it work. So we struck a deal. We got 40 quiet minutes. And we're going to make the most of them. I literally walked into the tank. And I said, I'm asking for 40 minutes of silence in exchange for some ice-cold water bottles and a lifelong friendship and they agreed to it. They did. And they were so lovely so we have 40 minutes to talk to you guys

but never a dull moment here at TMTHQ. No never a dull moment actually yesterday we were spared because we started so early because we were interviewing the bold type girls after they did GMA we started everything earlier so when we finished the show the noises were crazy. They hadn't started yet. So we have to figure this out. And that's the time that we normally do the show. It's only two more days that we need to figure out. But I think tomorrow, just to ensure quality audio, podcast from home. And then Thursday, maybe we'll do a little earlier or find their lunch break. That totally works for me because I'm going out tonight and like a podcast from home, maybe at like 11

o'clock tomorrow, just really works with like my drinking schedule. So I for one am not angry at all. Okay I'm glad that you're not angry and you are going out tonight and I am styling you because. Oh yeah I forgot. We're doing a super fun Patreon episode tonight where I am styling Claudia for a night out in my grandma's finest. I mean I'm absolutely frightened for what you're gonna pick out only because I have a sickening closet. I mean, I'm absolutely frightened for what you're going to pick out only because I have a sickening closet. I mean, I did a closet tour and a closet clean out on the Patreon.

I have a sickening closet full of things that don't fit me. So like you can pick out whatever you want, but there's really five blouses that fit me right now. Well, I'm going to pick stuff out and it's not like here, put this on. That's what you're wearing.

Like it has to work with you. So I work with the client and I'm so excited to style you. I'm excited is that I get to do it on the next vlog and I'm going to work with you. So I work with the client and I'm so excited to style you. I'm excited is that I get to do it on the next vlog and I'm going to be styling you and you're going to be looking like a choogy ass TikToker. Okay, I'll take it. Speaking of choogy, I copied you. I got one of these like beaded charms for the cell phones that Addison Rae has.

I got mine from Shop Jill and Allie, which is where yours is from. We're literally twins. Same phone case. I know. Same string. I'll fully take responsibility. Like I copied everything you did. I'm so unoriginal. But I do feel like so unbelievably cool. Yeah. That you really can't put a price on that, you know? No, you look so cool. Like when I saw you today, I was like, whoa. Like, like who am I? Like, oh my God, my phone is just like dangling from my res. I hate to see it. I'm just like such a dangly little fragile little girl. You're so fragile.

So fragile. We have a great show for you guys. There was really nothing on TV last night, so there's no TV recap, but we've got celeb news. We've got some gossip. Sure. We've got some like book updates because I finished my book. As you guys know, Romanov Empress, the more time that I've had away from it, the more

I'm regarding it. I rated it a four initially might turn that into a five um but then I started a book I just needed to switch gears and I saw that you were reading the new Lauren Weisberger book how did you know I was you were like stalking me on Goodreads Goodreads yeah well I just opened Goodreads because that's where I go to find my next book it said Claudia started the new Lauren Weisberger book which is where the grass is green and the girls are pretty and right That's the title? I have literally no idea. It's just like a really long title.

I just said it's the book from the Devil Wears Prada girl. The new one. Exactly. And I saw you started it, and I wanted to read it. So I just switched gears, and I started that. But because I had such a busy day yesterday, I fell asleep at 10 o'clock. I worked out twice yesterday. We got up so early for the bull type.

Of course, we mentioned on the show that we were recording another interview and because we mentioned it didn't even say who just the guest canceled the universe said reschedule that's why like we literally never say our guests because when we do nine times out of ten that's the one that has to reschedule like right so we just look like fools so you probably already can tell from the title, there's no guest on today's show. No, it's just two big fools. Two big fools. Podcast episode title. 100%, but two big fools with 40 minutes of quiet. 40 minutes of silence.

Honestly, the silence is so stunning. You guys, we've been living with a jackhammer in our head. That was really good. That was good. That literally is what it sounded like. Yeah, yeah. You could be a jackhammer when you grow up. Thank you.

I want to be a Jackie Hammer. Honestly, I feel like we should just get into it so that we don't waste any precious time of this beautiful, serene silence. Okay. We could get right into it, but we have no TV recap. So if there's anything that you want to share with the class, anything you're feeling, anything you did. Sure.

I mean, literally, I spent the whole day yesterday memorizing that monologue from the crown Camilla is who I want I that is where my priority lies I saw your video that is who my loyalty is with I saw not the woman you married don't bring the boys into this all right no sorry I fucked it up let me start again I saw your. Let me start again. I saw your video. Let me start again. Okay. Camilla is who I want. That is where my priority is. That is who my loyalty is. Not the mother of your children. Don't bring the boys into this.

All right. Not the woman you married. I refuse to be blamed any longer for this grotesque misalliance. I wash my hands of it. And scene. It's like I, in my soul, like I genuinely refuse to be blamed any longer for this grotesque misalliance.

Like that is my new like motto for life. It's so true. Like I fucking refuse. Like leave me the fuck alone. I refuse to be blamed any longer for this grotesque misalliance. Grotesque misalliances are not good. And you know, speaking of grotesque misalliances,

it really reminds me of Star Nicholas and Alexandra. What a grotesque misalliances, it really reminds me of Star Nicholas and Alexandra. What a grotesque misalliance. That's, you just hate to see it. You hate to see it. No, no, no. Like, because of this grotesque misalliance,

like, the Romanovs were done. It was due to that. Hate to see it. So that's literally what I did yesterday and why I have nothing to contribute

to the, like, day recap. You were working on your art. Literally. Like, I practiced that monologue so many times. I want to go out for, you know, on your art. Literally. Like I practiced that monologue so many times.

I want to go out for, you know, season seven Prince Charles. Like I think that's the role I was born to play. You are up against Dominic West. And I could take him. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. Everyone would love to see that one. Everyone.

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A sickening vault that typically women don't do in competition. It's too dangerous. And not only did she successfully do it, she stuck the fucking landing. She stuck it. Yeah. And apparently she's just like so far ahead of every single other gymnast like going to the Olympics. And now the judges are actually receiving criticism for judging her score, like her scores are too low. And she got like a 6.6 for landing that sickening vault yes I believe the reasoning is because they there are certain tricks that they encourage you not to do because they're too dangerous and sometimes they don't even let you like submit and perform and I guess

they don't want to encourage that but like sorry when you're the top athlete in your game like you have to constantly be raising the bar literally and that's what Simone Biles is doing and honestly we're so lucky to have her because like you know you know, the Olympics, I'm, first of all, so excited for the Olympics. I just, I love being a part of something. That's, like, how we were just talking about Eurovision. And it's, like, you know, when your team sucks, it's, like, embarrassing. And Simone Biles ensures that, like, we don't suck, you know?

No. We're so lucky to have her. She is already, like, the most decorated, iconic gymnast. And she's going into another Olympics, like, performing perchenkos. Perchenko. Like... Yerchenko. Yerchenko. Like, I want to do a Yerchenko. iconic gymnast and she's going into another Olympics like performing perchenkos perchenk like your chanko your chanko like I want to do it your chanko so that's where my goals are at yeah and also like I just I'm not here like judge judging judges judging in a judgmental way I'm just not here for like it just reminds me of a ticket and the bra and I understand that they don't want to

encourage dangerous moves but like gymnastics is dangerous period right and but these girls have mastered it let me just say something that's like really indicative of how fucked up the U.S. gymnastics team is like okay so they're like so concerned about everyone's safety and they're like not letting people challenge themselves in their techniques but like literally like nobody cared about what Larry Nassar was doing Larry Nassar was just like running rampant but they're trying to protect the girls but you didn't protect the girls spare me your like fake PR on how you care about the gymnast because you don't because you don't give Simone a 10 and move on yeah and seriously like it's not called gymnastics it's not called gymnastics it's. It's not called Gymnastics. It is such a good movie. Like, we are so unworthy of a movie like that compelling and that beautiful.

Yeah, I totally agree. I adore that movie. I only watch it like once every five years. And every time I do, I'm like, I should watch this more often. You should watch it again, like in the lead up to the Olympics. And there are so many iconic actresses in it. Like Joanne, is that her name? The one who was like mean. It's not

called gymnastics. Yeah. She's Sugar from Glee. Like she's an iconic actress. Yeah. And oh Jeff Bridges. Iconic. Iconic. Now Stila Yukin's in it. Oh yeah. She made a cameo. And the main character she looks like Hilary Swank but she's not Hilary Swank. No she's Hilary Swank's like illegitimate daughter. Younger sister. Yeah. No it's crazy. But now she's like a star of some TNT show. Oh, is she? Yeah, like I hadn't heard of her or her work since Stick It. And then like a few years ago, she got one of those cop shows that just like remain on TV,

even though nobody watches them. And it seems to be pretty popular. Oh, good. I'm happy for her. And I'm happy for Simone Biles for just raising the bar yet again. Give her the accolades she deserves. Can't wait to watch her at the Olympics. This is literally like that Michelle Obama meme.

Like, look at you. Raising the bar. Constantly. Like, that is literally this. Simone Biles. 100%. 100%. 100%.

Yeah. Also, her boyfriend was complimenting her on Instagram, saying, no comparison. He's a former, he's an NFL player. Which leads into our next story. Because Luann Dela Steps' new man is a former NFL player. Oh my God, former. I was like, she's not dating a current NFL player.

Like, the cougar life knows no bounds. Luan's latest mystery man is a former NFL player she met in Mexico, Page Six has told. Page Six reported back in April that the Rahoni star had a vacation fling while in Tulum

that was just a short-term thing. But it seems things have picked up again between them, and he's been snapped with her gallivanting around the city and smooching on a boat in the Hamptons. How cute. While our source wouldn't budge on coughing up his name, we're told the hunk was the manager of her hotel in Tulum and that he is a former professional soccer player and kicker for the Miami Dolphins.

Oh, wait. Both? Former soccer, former football. You know, I hope that when I am at Luann's age, like, I am pulling dick left, right, and center. And, like, she's always just, like, finding these random men to hang out with her. And honestly, I have so much respect for her

because it's not easy at any age. It's really not. No. And I think all the other women are constantly in awe of her, too. Like, just rolling up with these, like, guys, even though Garth, like, isn't my type at all. Like, all the women seem to be, like, really into so I'm I have a lot of respect for the hustle I really really do I really do and I love I have a lot of respect for a happy Lou and when she's in a

relationship she's always a happy Lou yeah I just like I do worry about her like constantly yeah you know like that's the famous episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills like what keeps you up at night and I'm constantly kept up by Luann. Like, I just, I hope that she's okay. And I feel like, you know, what we see on the show is, like, not really who she is in real life and, like, what she's currently up to. You think so? Do you know this for certain?

No. I'm just saying that's what I feel. Okay. But sometimes, like, you have, like, so you're saying you think in real life she's off the wagon? No, I don't think that. That's not what I'm saying. I'm sorry.

I just really hope that she's not. Oh, yeah. Same. Same. But I don't know. Her's what I'm saying I'm sorry I just really hope that she's not oh yeah same same but I don't know her display this season I have full confidence in her me too and I have been like on the Luann boat for a really long time and then she like made it really hard when she was like struggling with her sobriety and was like coming for Bethany when Bethany was literally the only person on planet earth helping her um that made it really hard but now that Bethany's out of the picture I am I really love Luann I really do like I'm one of her biggest champions I think that's safe to say yeah no I I would agree and I'm glad she's found a man I'm glad she's found a man who seems to be she loves a fitness man she does but she's very

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we got to work up to it travis barker says the plane crash served as rehab to kick his opioid addiction in a new interview the blink 182 drummer detailed his recovery from the 2008 crash which killed two of his close friends and said it forced him to stop abusing opioids so he opened up to men's health in a very real real way he said people are always like did you go to rehab and i say no i was in a plane crash that was my rehab lose three of your friends and almost die that was my wake-up call if i wasn't in a crash i probably would have never quit he said he smoked an excessive amount of weed prior to the crash and abused painkillers so much as a method

of coping with his fear of flying that he developed osteoporosis. While in the hospital for 11 weeks following the crash, he frequently came to during surgeries because his opioid tolerance was so high.

Upon his release, he said he flushed everything down the toilet, including stuff that I, quote, really needed. After undergoing 26 surgeries and multiple skin grafts after burns covered 60% of his body he said he needed to learn how to walk again he said quote I was told I wasn't going to run again because I had so many grafts on my feet

and there was even talk of me never playing the drums again as soon as I could walk I could I could run as soon as I could move my hands and my hands healed, I was playing drums. And now I'm in better shape than I've ever been. Wow. And also, I just saw he just got a new tattoo. What is it? Survivor's Guilt. Oh. Which was dark and really sad.

And I think a lot of people, especially like younger people, don't really know Travis Barker's story. But now he's been in the news a lot with Kourtney and his kids. And there's just like all this stuff. I think a lot of people are learning about him. And I think that he has an amazing story.'s so crazy like so crazy I knew that he survived the plane crash but I didn't know that his recovery was so hard and I didn't know that he was struggling with addiction at the time which I mean waking up during surgery is my worst nightmare like I've never gotten surgery and I'm like I would have gotten like so much liposuction

by now if I wasn't like really really afraid of anesthesia because I saw this episode of Nip Tuck one time. Isn't liposuction outpatient though? No. Like you go under? Yeah. Oh. Trust me, like I've researched it. But I saw this episode of Nip Tuck once where this girl, it's like- You want to just bring up traumatizing episodes.

Yes. That's what you want to do. That was literally me. That's your goal today. Yes. Because if it lives in my mind rent free, you're all going to have to suffer too. There was a, it's an urban legend of anesthesia. It's not entirely impossible, but I don't know anyone who's ever actually seen it.

And Ben's uncle or cousin is an anesthesiologist. Every time I see him, I bring it up. He's like, it's a myth. He must love hanging out with you. He said it's a myth, but it's not entirely impossible. Where basically you have an adverse reaction to the anesthesia, and instead of being put know put into like a sleep coma you actually instead become completely paralyzed like your body you're you can't move any of your limbs but you're fully conscious and awake so it's like they think

you're asleep because you look like you're asleep but you're actually feeling every ounce of it and then the episode of nip-tunk the doctors didn't believe her but then she started to recite things they were saying during surgery and then they believed her. Nip Tunk is a crazy fucking show. Thank you. Did you ever watch it? I watched bits and pieces. I think everybody just wants to thank you for bringing that up again in such vivid detail. I never forgot it, so neither should you. Just always keep that in the back of your mind. Yeah. Thanks. You should add a new segment to the show. other triggers traumatic episodes you want to bring up there's that one of law and order that we oh that one that one was absolutely

terrifying I'll never forget it especially because like growing up we used to love a trundle oh that then there's two you're right okay okay okay let me start from the beginning the first episode of law and order svu that literally haunts me to this day is there was a family who like was literally keeping like a slave as like a housekeeper. And they literally used to make her sleep in this cage in a trundle bed. So they were like searching the house and they couldn't find where they were hiding. And then Elliot like pulled her out. And I'll just never forget what that trundle looked like.

Because growing up, trundles are like very 90s. Our home was very 90s and every single room in our house had a trundle looked like because growing up trundles are like very 90s our home was very 90s and every single room in our house had a trundle bed and like when we always used to love to sleep together as kids and it's like oh you get on the trundle like trundle trundle trundle trundle was like a huge part of our lives and then like literally there dick wolf goes like ruining my favorite childhood piece of furniture that was the first one that triggered me and then the second one i'll literally i don't know what the second one is i stopped watching svu like as frequently after this episode when i was in high school I was at my friend Rachel's house

we were watching SVU before bed and she fell asleep so like I finished the episode by myself and I'd watched a lot of episodes of SVU and none of them really quite you know got to me because I was you know pretty jaded at that point but it was where Liv goes undercover in a prison and Ice T is there too to kind of like make sure nothing bad really happens to her but they're investigating this prison guard who is raping the inmates trigger warning sorry um and Ice-T like is fucking something up and he's like waiting in line or whatever he gets lost in the prison he's there as a guard and Liv gets left alone with this evil prison guard and it's like the scare and ice tea's like so late getting there to like help her it was literally the most traumatizing i actually stopped watching svu after that for a while because it was so triggering yeah so that's my story thanks for sharing yeah

i'll if i think of any, I'll be sure to share. Yeah. I'm sure you will think of more. No, they just haven't come up in conversation yet, you know? Okay. I'm sure we'll make them. Are you ready for our next story, which is definitely shifting gears? Oh, yeah.

I would love to go to something lighter. Yeah, because it's a little casting news for a documentary about a real person, which we love to know. Joseph Gordon-Levitt will be playing ex uber ceo travis kalanick in an upcoming showtime anthology series what is the t on the uber c i'm like always hearing things about him i'm so interested to watch it because like we said uber takes all of our money yet they make none and they've been taking all of my money swear to god since i was a senior in high school 100 the series titled super pump tales from billion showrunrunners Brian Kobelman and David Levian. Billions is such a great show,

so this bodes really well for the Uber project. Yeah, no, I would definitely be interested to see this because one, Uber's always one of those companies that we refer to as like being the biggest companies in the world that make no money. Two, I think there's also a lot of really interesting celebrities involved in Uber. Like I know that Beyonce and Jay-Z were like first-round investors, Ashton and Mila.

So I'd just like to hear a little bit about that. And then also, Travis got, like, kicked out, right? He had to step down. Yeah. The first season is based on Mike Isaac's best-selling book, Super Pumped to the Battle for Uber. It will depict the rollercoaster ride of the upstart transportation company embodying the highs and lows of Silicon Valley. Yeah, because Travis is, like... Disgraced. Yeah. I think he's a disgrace queen. So, um, and I don't know why. I don't know why. We'll see in the show, but nothing like a show to spell it out for you. Drama that you

just couldn't follow in real life. Yeah. And I think just also a documentary on Uber is really interesting because Uber is one of those companies. There's a ton of billion dollar companies, but this is like one of the like maybe five that like changed the way we lived forever. And then of course like Lyft and all those other copycats. But like Uber created like a shift in literally like how people operate on an everyday basis. And I just want to know like more about it. Yeah, I agree. I think it's going to be a really good show. It has all the makings and Joseph Gordon-Levitt will be playing. Oh, yeah.

I mean, I don't know what Travis looks like, so I don't know if he looks like Joseph. But Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a fabulous. They don't look alike, but they don't look dissimilar. But you said it's a documentary. No, it's not a documentary. You said documentary in the title. I said Showtime Anthology series. You literally said cast in a documentary. You said that.

Oh, I did. I did say something like that. Sorry. You know, like a portrayal. Oh, even better. Yeah, it's a fiction. I love a dramatized moment. It's fiction. cast in a documentary you said that oh I did I did say something like that sorry um you know like a portrayal oh even better yeah I love a dramatized moment it's fiction it's dramatized oh I'll watch that for sure well it's non-fiction that's always confusing non-fiction is not real non-fiction is real cool but like what about okay what's the word for when something is based on a true story but they're obviously taking creative

liberties because you weren't there for all the conversations and they're making up conversations I think that's still fiction you think but it's like wait is fiction real fiction is fake oh fuck based on a true story wait can we just go back okay non-fiction okay it's real non-fiction is real okay because my book was non-fiction and I did not lie in my book available on Amazon girl with no job the crazy beautiful life of an Instagram thirst monster it is a New York Times bestseller also made the Wall Street Journalist Toronto Star it was kind of like an international thing uh check it out yeah it was an international thing no like the Canadians were quaking and I do believe I sold like one book in like London you know counts the Royals were quaking the Royal it's only one um okay back to this a good it is confusing

non-fiction should mean not real not wait so fiction fiction is fake yeah that's confusing fiction is fake well i guess that makes sense a fictional character duh yeah yeah now it makes sense but i remember being in like grade school and i was like this is twisted turn it around turn it around yeah turn the beat around love to hip percussion are you ready for our fifth and final story nonetheless it's the fifth and final story that's brought to you by scentbird it is the final sponsor okay have you ever had someone come up to you and say you smell amazing what perfume you're wearing is the final sponsor. Do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do. Okay, have you ever had someone come up to you and say,

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You are. I am. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Sure. It's a little merger news that hasn't happened yet, but it's about to happen that could change the game. I absolutely love an M&A story. That's mergers and acquisitions,

for those who don't know, for those who don't work in finance like us. I know some of you are from New Jersey. Honestly, Jackie quitting my award-winning comedy special, Disgraced Queen, available on Amazon Prime to stream for free. Really,

there's no greater joy than knowing that the art you put out there is clearly resonating with a young mind no it those are like you have tic-tac sounds I have quotes from your comedy special yeah I just feel like I haven't talked about like a lot of my projects in a while I like went really hard promoting in June for my comedy special then like really hard in January promoting my book and I would just kind of have these like successful projects and I don't really talk about them which is like because I'm so humble you know yeah but I guess it's also like on to the next one. Yeah, even though I have literally nothing in the pipeline.

Well, speaking of Amazon, Amazon is nearing a deal to buy the Hollywood studio MGM Holdings for almost $9 billion, including debt, said people familiar with the matter. That's crazy. Oh my God, the film landscape is constantly evolving. Constantly evolving, a pact that would turn a film operation founded in the silent era into a streaming asset for the e-commerce giant.

An agreement could be announced as early as this week, people close to the situation said, assuming the talks don't fall through at the last minute. That's insane. Like that is literally like a groundbreaking merger and acquisition that will forever change the landscape of cinema and the silver screen. And it would be the second biggest acquisition in Amazon's history. The first was the $13.7 billion purchase of Whole Foods.

Remember that? I just feel like that was like really unnecessary. No, I mean, now that it happened, I'm like, yeah, no, they needed to own like grocery stores so they could become like, you know, Prime Now and all that stuff. Yeah, I just like, I like despise whole foods like yeah and this is a really hot take because i know there are people whose literal personality traits is like knowing all the products at whole foods and trader joe's i actually don't mind trader they're different i think those are different jose is like low-key fattening and that's why i don't

mind it yeah but like whole foods with like all their like chia seed pudding like get the fuck away from me and there's one on every corner and it it's like, what happened to the regular grocery stores? Like, what happened to, like, Food Mart, you know? And, like, Key Food. Like, give me the regular grocery stores. Yeah. No, I don't think that will come as a surprise to anyone. That I don't fuck with Whole Foods?

That you don't fuck with Whole Foods. But that you might fuck with Trader Joe's. Except I do have to say, like, low-key, Whole Foods has, like, really cheap orchids that last for, like, six years. Oh, nice. They also have a nice fish mart. And that's, if I'm ever getting, if have a nice uh fish mart and that's if i'm ever getting if i'm ever cooking fish at home i can trust that their fish is fresh no i my mouth

is watering just thinking about it do you want to come over for dinner tonight i'll make you some whole foods fish i'm okay but thank you so much for the invitation the offer always stands i know and that's why you're such a good sister um but back to this this is like low-key crazy because this is like really the streaming wars are heating up and now they're in consolidation mode okay so like the war is here and now we're we're recruiting allies right because like if you as long as you think about it like the the studios when you watch Entourage and then you watch like Hollywood on Netflix which is from the 50s like the major studios like MGM, Fox, Paramount, like they have really kind of controlled the film cinema landscape. I can't stop saying that.

For as long as movies have been around. Yeah. So it's like, this is like a huge shift. Like we are really moving into the digital age and like, I thought we were already here, but we're not. Yeah, no, but it is a huge shift. Shurft. And this is actually a great topic to bring up

if you're invited to a dinner party at any kind of point in the next week. Oh, 100%. And what's interesting is that in December, MGM was valued about $5.5 billion. They also have $2 billion in debt. Please make that make sense. Okay, so they're $5.5, $2 billion in debt,

so they should be $3.5, but yet they're valued at $9 billion, even though literally no one has been to the movies in a year and not a single movie has really been released in the last year make it make sense it's giving me we work vibes well I don't I'm not going to purport to know everything but I would imagine like everything that MGM has ever made James Bond yeah etc now would be on Amazon Prime like that catalog just got huge that's very true and have like, I don't know. I mean, I guess Amazon has studios and they're making their own shows.

But like MGM has those lots and all these shows. And like now all of that goes to Amazon and they didn't have to lift a finger. Like all their assets. Yeah, that's true. I guess like, you know, what's so crazy is like Amazon like shits out $9 billion. Like they will be completely unaffected by the loss of $9 billion. They're a trillion dollar company, correct? So, I mean, but it hasn't happened yet.

And maybe, I don't know, maybe this episode, like someone will hear something and be like, oh yeah, that's not a good idea. No, but I actually think it's a good idea. I think it makes a lot of sense too. And honestly, like I just wake up every day and like can't believe I didn't come up with the idea for Amazon first. Like I'm so mad.

I know, but they really snuck up on us. I know, like I remember like... Because it was just us. I know like I remember like because it was just books. You know I remember like being in camp and like hiding my blackberry and like literally needing something and like ordering like sunblock on Amazon and it was like I was so innovative everyone was like you order from Amazon like it was like. I'm like yeah no Amazon is everything you guys don't realize like they even have makeup. Yeah they have like bathing suits and like when we were like counselors at camp like 10 years ago, we would like order. It was like Amazon.

But like I just I can't believe how big it's gotten. I know. And then I guess like we were really on the cusp of ordering everything from Amazon. And then I guess everyone caught on. And that's why it's trillions. But like I feel very cool to know that like when I've been a Prime member for like literally since I think maybe when I was in high school. And two, like I ordered Amazon like when, you know, before like it was cool, you know. Yeah, no, I agree., like, when, you know, before, like, it was cool, you know?

Yeah, no, I agree. I feel the same about myself. Yeah. We were just, like, so, and that's why we have the successful morning show. Like, we're constantly on the cusp, on the cutting edge of, like, what is cool. Yeah.

And we're choogy while we do it. A hundred percent. Speaking of what's cool, these, do you like my new boots? You like them? I can't stop staring at them. Oh, my God, thank you so much. I got them from Dolls Kill. Unbelievably, sickeningly, so unchuggy of you.

Thank you so much. So, like, I need to figure out how sickeningly so unchuggy of you. Thank you so much. So like I need to figure out how to style them. I went like with a you know I didn't take any chances today. But I feel like with summer like I'll probably wear them with shorts. Which is just like really scary for like my cast. No you're so so cool. Thank you so much for noticing. And I'm just wearing like a chuggy ass outfit as always.

I'm okay with it. Like I've come to terms. Yeah you're not chuggy on the inside and that's what matters. Cheugy ass outfit As always I'm okay with it Like I've come to terms Yeah You're not Cheugy On the inside And that's what matters I think we should Wrap up the episode

Because we've just Kind of been sitting here For a while And like there's no Sound from construction And I just don't Want to push our luck Yeah I don't want

To push our luck And you know People gotta get back To work They gave us our space 40 quiet minutes And we are so grateful And we will you know

And maybe if we could Give a few minutes Back to them That would bode well That's the least we could do That would bode well For the next time They know they can trust us to be on time with those quiet

minutes you guys so tomorrow we're gonna podcast from home yeah i think it's for the best yeah i think it's for the best too thank you guys so much for they're they're done at the end of the week with all this nonsense so after memorial day weekend along we're in the clear longer hopefully i don't want to jinx it things would be quiet thank you so much for listening to the morning to us millennial morning show where we deliver the best-selling stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

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