The Toast - S4 Ep96: A Shorts-Less Shailene: Wednesday, May 26th, 2021

Episode Date: May 26, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Wednesday. It is hump day, but we will be humping from a distance because today is an audio-only, podcast-only episode due to construction at our studio. But, Claude, I must ask, how ya durn? I'm awake and I am alive. And those are two really important things when recording a podcast. I'm okay. You know, I've seen better days. I'm, you know, I went hard on the sauce last night and I'm paying the consequences now, um, for drinking on a Tuesday night and that's my life and my story and I'm sticking with it.

Well, we want to hear more about how you're feeling, but I was telling you before the episode that you drank so much last night because you knew we were doing audio only and that you could, because otherwise you would not drink that much on a Tuesday night. So sometimes like having, you know, it's a blessing and a curse. Yes. Like I agree. I went wild because I didn't have to wake up and get dressed and I knew we'd be podcasting a little bit later. So like it was just kind of like a day off kind of. But now I just. And now it's time to pay the piper. The piper is being paid. I have like a splitting headache. That's like my new hangover. Like I think I used to get like nauseous and like my stomach would hurt and I would be unsettled. And now I have like the worst headaches ever. I mean, you're telling me a story that I already know. Like I know how this ends. I know how it plays out. And I just want to let you know, my heart goes out to you. Like I'm thinking of you. You're in my thoughts. Thank you. I appreciate

it. It's literally the worst feeling connor no it's like and honestly i really want to be like productive today like i want to get a lot of work done i have to edit this vlog for the patreon like i have a lot of things i want to do and i will do none of them like and and i and we have a long weekend coming up so i really wanted to like be productive this week and it's just like really like i'm actually living a huge life of regret right now like usually I stand by my my choices but I just like was at the restaurant last night at like 12 o'clock and I looked over at Brian and I was just like dizzy and I was like why did I get so drunk yeah well I'm sorry that you're dealing with that and you know maybe snatch or learn your lesson

next time I won't but do you think that you went so hard because you were feeling yourself because you were styled by me no because once the video comes out people will know the truth um okay let's talk about this video for a second because hopefully it will be up today yes it will no I will get it up today I Yeah, because I styled Claudia for her night out. I personally had so much fun like going through your closet, finding all like the Jackie O approved items. And I was like, I was thinking back on it when I got home, like laughing at some of the things that we said.

It was just like so funny. I know for you, it was like a little traumatizing. Yes. But I think it was worth it for the content. Do it for the vlog. No, it was actually hysterical and if I hadn't just been so stressed because I actually was getting styled for something like I had somewhere to go and Jackie uh was a little late to the styling session so I was like already

running behind and then Jackie just comes and shows up and like literally starts pulling things out of my closet that don't fit me and that are all pink like it was so it was torture but the vlog ended up being really funny yeah really really funny but speaking of styling um there's one more thing i want to talk about before we get into everything and that is your shirt because claudia is wearing these new pajamas i don't know if they are new they're not new they're halloween themed from target you got them in october or you got them on sale recently um but they're so spooky that every time you call me and you're wearing them, I just have to call them out. Cause I'm personally, I'm spooked the fuck out.

People, I wear these all the time and people always DM me like, LOL, you're so quirky wearing your Halloween pajamas in the summer. And I'm like, it's not a quirk. Like you have seasonal pajamas, like they're pajamas. Unless they're made of like fleece. It's not seasonal. Okay. Unless there's like a picture of Santa on it. Like I guess you would save those for, for like, you know, Christmas morning. No, even if there's a picture of Santa, like if it's cotton, it's fine all season. I have one pair of pajamas that are made of like blanket material. Yes. And those are seasonal. I would not put those on in the summer. No, but like everyone is just like, oh, that Claudia is so quirky and crazy with her seasonal pajamas being in the summer.

And it's like, it's really not a conscious decision. Like, I'm going to be crazy today and put on my Halloween pajamas. Like, these were at the top of my pile and they're pajamas. Like, I don't care that they have cobwebs on them. No, I'm not concerned about like the seasons or anything. I'm just concerned that I'm spooked. I'm just letting you know, people are concerned about like the seasons or anything. I'm just concerned that I'm spooked. I'm just letting you know, people are concerned about the seasons.

Right. But they don't know. And they'll soon learn that you're not like other girls. You can't be expected to wear the right pajamas in the right season. That's the thing. That's the thing. I'm not like other girls. And I don't know when people, when society stops expecting me to be like other girls,

then we'll finally find peace and harmony. Right. Then we can have a conversation. But until then, no. Um, we have a little programming update for you guys because it's Wednesday and we usually would do deer toasters on Wednesday, but I like doing it better in studio. It's just like more funny. Yeah.

It's like be together and like, and like vibe up each other's awesomeness 100 so we're gonna do dear toasters tomorrow um which is kind of crazy because we are really strict with the wednesday dear toasters adherence like we really are and i have the prompts i have the prompts right in front of me like we could do it but i just first of all don't want to and second of all like really want to do it, but I just, first of all, don't want to. And second of all, like really want to do it in studio with you tomorrow. And it'll be like our final show. We'll just be like those crazy advice giving gals. Yes. And we need you at your best to give your best advice. Yeah. I would, no offense. I wouldn't want advice from you today.

Wow. No, that's true. Like look at my own house. It's's not even in order who the hell am i to be doling out advice to other people a hundred percent so your toasters will be tomorrow but today we still have the fast high stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast and i think we should get right into them because i have some stuff that i'm excited to talk about okay well i can do that for you and let you know that today's episode is brought to you by hair food they offer simple superfood inspired products that will make your hair look and feel amazing. Whatever hair texture or hair type you have, Hair Food has a recipe for you. In addition to their beloved coconut milk and chai spice collection, you've got to try some of their new recipes like the apple cider vinegar hair rinse,

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frustrating, but I still enjoyed it. No, I still enjoyed it. I didn't know that it was the content that I needed like to wake up to, but it was, who knew? No. And here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. i had you know kind of explained what i was going through like a few weeks ago with you know the shailene woodley aaron rogers relationship and i think at first i was really kind of skeptical about it i really was and then i was slowly you know coming on board and i just want to let you know i've just been promoted to captain and i am the captain of this ship. Like, I am obsessed. The Disney thing did throw me, flew a loop, whatever that fucking phrase is, but I'm okay.

Yeah, no, this was like major, major shit points because on Tuesday the couple enjoyed an outdoor adventure with Miles Teller and his wife Kelly Sperry as they hiked through Hawaii's lush landscape and enjoyed a double date in the evening. We saw photos and videos of Shailene, Aaron, Kelly, Miles, just like living it up, nature girlies. And Kelly also shared a video of her and Aaron

singing along to Taylor Swift. Filmed by Shailene. Filmed by Shailene. Filmed by Shailene, FBS, you know, filmed by Shailene. And I just like, I would die. Like I'm obsessed with, you know what it is? First of all, I was already, like, really starting to, like, like them as a couple, but Miles and Kelly can just, like,

they have that effect on me. Like, whoever they like, I like, you know? They made me, like, Nina Dobrev, you know? So this is just, like, a culmination of so many beautiful, wonderful things, and, like, even though I would literally rather die than go on a hike, like I wanted to be there so bad. Wait, go on a hike in your bikini. Shailene wasn't even wearing shorts.

And I think that's also what made these pictures so compelling. It's like all four of them like running around in their bathing suits, all four, like bathing suits, bikinis, trunks. Wait, that's so crazy. I didn't realize they weren't wearing shorts in a hike. Like, what about your thighs? Okay, Kelly's wearing shorts. Okay.

I was like, of course. But no, Shailene is not wearing shorts. No shorts. No shorts on a hike. I really hope she brought like a, well, she probably doesn't get chafe. If you're making a decision to go on a hike without shorts, like you don't know what chafing is. Like you've never heard of it. Never heard of her. That's insane. No, it's insane. But it made the

pictures and the content like more compelling. It's criminal behavior. Do you think maybe she took the shorts off for the photo? No, because there's like photos, videos, there are no shorts in sight. Wow. I did not even put that together and now it's literally all I can think about. Yeah. No, it's, it's really interesting. And then of course we got like a shirtless Aaron and a shirtless miles and everyone of course is the snatchler. Of course.

That just goes a really long way in, in this whole photo series. Who would you rather? Miles or Aaron? That's not even a question for me. Oh really? Miles every single time. Yeah, no, Miles Teller is literally the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood, and I don't think enough people talk about it.

No, 100%. I totally agree. I'm sure there are some girls out there who would choose Aaron, and that's nice for you. That means there's less competition. No, like, I wouldn't not choose Aaron, but I would choose Miles, you know? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I do know. And I Aaron, but I would choose Miles, you know? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I do know. And I think what another thing I was thinking about, I don't know if you know this, and I'm not sure I'm speaking 100% facts, but there's like a lot of drama in the football space with Aaron Rodgers. Like his team hates him. He said, I don't know like the whole extent, but like he's in like trouble. Like he's getting canceled from his team. Okay, but he's also canceled from his team. Okay. But he's also canceling his team. I've tried to get as much information about this as possible.

Um, and we haven't spoken about this on the show. No. Okay. So pretty much Aaron Rogers said to his team, the Green Bay Packers, who's he's been playing for for so long. He said, he said, fuck you actually. So to the teammates or like the management everything i don't think he's playing for them right now he's gonna be a free agent and he's gonna go somewhere else because they

drafted another quarterback when like they clearly have a quarterback and i guess for the past few years he's been telling them exactly what he needs on the field and they're not listening to him and he's not feeling heard he's not feeling heard he's not feeling seen he's also feeling like replaced and no that's shady as fuck like he's still like a good quarterback so to use their draft pick on a new quarterback instead of the positions that they need I think he felt really hurt by that Zillow covered Zillow covered yes but on the other hand so he made this big stink and like is like not playing for the Packers anymore, wants to be released. And on that front, I'm a little bit like, man, like this is your job that pays you millions of dollars.

So you didn't get what you wanted. Like, sit down. Yes. But I do think in sports, when you're at a certain level, like you earn the right to act like a baby. Like a little bitch. Like a little bitch. And I think that he's in that position. So I think that like, it is what it is. He is in that position.

And so, but I feel like on principle, I think if anybody were to do this, like just, like, I don't know. I just, it doesn't totally sit right with me. No, it's then when Kelly Ripa like stormed off alive with Kelly and Michael because Michael Strahan got a better job yeah but then I was like thinking like okay say this was Tom Brady and he was like telling the right I need these running backs and like they drafted another quarterback I'd be like Tom you

gotta go yeah no no it's it's frustrating maybe he didn't handle it in the right way maybe but I'm just trying not to be, like, biased towards Aaron. No, me neither. If anything, I'm, like, a little too on his side. But what I was going to say is that, like, within all of this drama, I love that he's just, like, literally not giving a fuck and is in Hawaii and him and Chaelene are, like, living their best lives. Like, you would never know based on, like, his social events calendar that he's going through like a major career crisis. Actually, you would because now he's available to do all these things. But no, football's not in season.

He's not. He's not training. He's not working. They get some time off. I don't know. Oh, that's a good call, actually. You know, like he's definitely acting like someone who's unemployed. He's acting like boy with no job.

So that's the latest sports news for you guys and I feel as though you needed to know it. I needed to know. Like I didn't know all the drums and you know what they say like anything can happen on draft day. And that's what happened. Yeah. And that was really the catalyst. Draft day is the catalyst for

Aaron Rodgers hiking in Hawaii with a shorts-less Shailene. The shorts-less Shailene. Let's go back to that. Like, I could literally write a dissertation on the shorts-lessness of Shailene Woodley because it's insanity. No, I'm going back to Kelly's profile. I need to look at the pictures just once more just to see the shortslessness in action.

No, I can't even look at it. There's not a short in sight for sure. Like not in her hands? Not in Aaron's hands? Maybe he's holding them for her? Yeah. Damn. The shorts are gone.

Yeah. Damn. So that's your latest shorts news. I'm so glad that we covered that. Are you ready for our next story, which is a little more couple news that I find to be quite interesting? Sure. Ian Somerhalder says his wife, Nikki Reed, helped him get out of eight-figure debt.

Have you read this? No. I mean, I am so obsessed with this couple because, first of all, like, you just love to see a Hollywood couple stand the test of time. And two, I just love Nikki Reed from Twilight. Yes, agreed. Well, Ian Somerhalder took to Instagram to praise his wife. He said, I've never disclosed this publicly, but this woman worked selflessly for two years to build me out of a terrible business situation I got myself into. I invested heavily. I made huge personal guarantees to banks, however, due to greed and fraud within

that company and fraudulent activities from our biggest customer, not to mention the temporary collapse of the oil and gas industry. I was left in an eight-figure hole. He didn't name the company. He called the experience a true nightmare and said he had to travel the world weekly to help pay off his debt. He also added that it took a toll on his health, saying that he landed in the hospital four times in two years. He said this woman here decided that she didn't want to see her husband ruin his body, mind, and spirit and pulled up her bootstraps and got down in the trenches assembling a team to get to the negotiation table to find a way out. She devoted her life to getting me out of that mess and it almost killed her along the way.

I am where I am because of this woman. Wait, okay, so not to be dumb, eight figures is like $10 million, or up? Yes, yes. Somewhere between 10 and 99. That's what that is, yeah. Okay. And then also in the post,

he's promoting Brothers Bond Bourbon, so I think this is his new business venture. He's talking about... 100%. 100%. Yeah. Brothers Bond bourbon. So I think this is his new business venture. Like he's talking about. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. Yeah. Brothers Bond bourbon, which was distilled and crafted in the tradition of all great bourbon. Hand selected by Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley.

Oh, he's also from the show. Yeah. Vampire Diaries. I guess Nina Dobrev didn't get the phone call. You must be 21 and older to follow. Oh, thank God. Okay. Here's the thing. That thank God. Okay. Um,

here's the thing. That's crazy. First of all. And I'm curious what the deal was like before, I guess it was a liquor company. I mean, not necessarily, but that is what it sounds like. Cause it's like, you know, when one door closed, when one door is opening, you can talk about the one that closed the window yeah yeah yeah so cool like i like couldn't think of anything interesting or funny to say that's some crazy tea ten figure debt and yeah mickey reed like soldiered up like karen huger no and that's literally karen huger and that's so something rosalie is that her name yeah yeah that's so something Rosalie, is that her name? Yeah. That's so something Rosalie would do for her man. Beyond.

In Twilight. It's so Rosalie. I love to see people channeling their inner Rosalie. Yeah. No, and I've always, I don't know, I feel like back in the day when they first got together, I had read some blind items that made me question their relationship. Oh. But then recently I've just sort of like moved on.

made me question their relationship. Oh. But then recently I've just sort of like moved on and now firmly like a little sailboat out to sea might be meeting up with the bigger shit. Yeah. Like I, I think there's real proof in the pudding and this pudding has been delicious for years. And I think they, remember they had that like powerful moment where I don't know literally why I keep fucking bringing up Nina Dobrev in this podcast.

This is the third time I've mentioned her. But it's important because, oh yeah, so she was dating Ian Somerhalder on Vampire Diaries. And like Nikki Reed, you know, swooped in. They got married. Like Nina Dobrev is literally Jennifer Aniston, you know? Sure, sure. And to this day, people, like, still talk about it. And then Nina and Nikki, like, did this whole, you know,

come together moment publicly to, like, support women. And I enjoyed that. I did. I didn't. I'm unfamiliar. And I literally just said the longest sentence, and it literally said nothing. Well, but they came together.

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The next up is some big contract news in the food industry. Guy Fieri just signed a massive new Food Network contract and is now the highest paid chef and one of the highest paid people on TV. Wow. Guy Fieri, also known as the mayor of Flavortown, but with the contract he should sign that title. What? That's a funny line. I was just laughing.

Oh, okay. The mayor of Flavortown? Watch it. That's not a place. What are you talking about? He is the mayor of Flavortown. No, I know he is, but that's not a place. What are you talking about? He is the mayor of Flavortown. No, I know he is, but that's not a place. Uh, yeah, it is.

No, it's not like a geographical location. Uh, yeah, it is. Where's Flavortown, USA? When the flavors are good. Right. I was literally just remarking that I thought the opening line of this article was funny. Like, that's it. opening line of this article was funny. Like, that's it. That would be like, that would be like an article saying Theo Safar, also known as Dr. Theodore for Chibbon.

Yes, but I don't know why that would make you laugh. It's a funny joke. Oh my God. Why are you not understanding? Like that? I just was giving like a little giggle. I just feel like you're coming for Guy and I'm not here for that. Oh, wow. That's not at all what I was doing. Do you think I would go for the, I would come for the highest paid actor on television? Not what he is. Highest paid Food Network chef. Highest paid chef. And then you also said? One of the highest paid people. That's literally what I said. And I never said actor.

Oh, that's true. Cause he's not an actor. You can't act that good. No, but it was just announced that Guy Fieri agreed to a new three-year, $80 million contract with the Food Network, which equates to $27 million per year. That's a $50 million raise over Guy's previous three-year, $30 million contract. I wonder why. Like, why'd it go up so much? It's because Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives is a literal cash cow. It generated more than $230 million in ad revenue in 2020 alone.

I mean, it's literally the greatest fucking show alive. Sounds like he's underpaid. Also, not only does Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives drive ad revenue, but they're highlighting local small businesses. Yes. That's what they do. I think that on every front, like, Triple D is so fabulous. Triple D was promoting eating local before it was, like, a trend to have that written on your bumper sticker. And supporting small businesses.

Yeah, before it was an Instagram gif. Yeah, literally. That's such a good call, first of all. Second of all, talent gets, you know, the salary it demands. And you look at Guy, and you just can't make this shit up. Like, he's so funny. And his outfits, he's got this great brand.

People die for him. He has, like, such star quality. Like, I think 80 million's not enough. I agree. But, like, now that I'm reading it, like, yeah, he could have gone higher. Also, he spent the last year raising money for restaurant workers who are out of work. Really? I just feel like, yeah.

So we need to give him more money so that he can funnel it to the charity. So that he can raise more money. He raised $25 million for restaurant workers who were laid off. Oh, that's so sweet. So sweet. Like, he's a philanthropist. He's a mayor. Like, get you a guy's a philanthropist. He's a mayor. Like get you a guy who can do both. He's a mayor. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. No, I really am so happy for him. I've

kind of now like craving watching, like spending all afternoon watching Triple D. That's a nice idea. Even though like you cannot pay me to eat one single fucking thing that's ever been featured on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. Unless, I mean, I guess some of the places have fries. Yeah. No, I feel that for you. I do. I would love to see him do, like, a kosher diner for me.

Yeah. Have they ever done, like, Katz's? You know, like. Has he ever come to New York City? That is a good question. I know he's been on Long Island and... You know, has he ever stepped foot in New York City? I feel like the city would implode if Guy Fieri showed up.

We literally can't handle his chaotic energy. Like, it is too chaotic. Because the city's too chaotic. So we would just, like, cancel each other out. And I just can't really see him in his little red Corvette, like, rolling down the streets of New York. It would literally stir up so much pandemonium. Like the city would implode. His red Corvette in the Midtown tunnel.

His red Corvette, Corvette, Corvette, hop in a motherfucking jet like that. That's literally Guy Fieri, like music bouncing on his way to steal your entree a hundred percent he can steal my entree he's Mr. Steal Your Entree are you ready for our next story it's a little more tv news that's like a sad follow-up to a story we shared a few weeks ago I okay I do I just want to like really majorly shout out the person who invented LaCroix like you were real homie and I live for you. I heard the inventor is LaCroix Bierman. That's a great joke. First of all, second of all, I want to have a threesome. I'm going to assume that the man who invented LaCroix is a man, but I want to have

a threesome with him and the man who invented the heating pad. I looked him up. His name was Earl something, and he was pretty hot. So the three of us have a very busy afternoon. Stop. I'm going to Google it. LaCroix Inventor. Speaking of three icons, Powerpuff Girls live-action reboots pilot was scrapped for being too campy, says the CW CEO.

If it's too campy for CW, it's scary to think what it looks like. But the CW will be going back to the drawing board and retooling its Powerpuff Girls reboot after the pilot was scrapped. The CW chairman and CEO said, sometimes things miss, and this was just a miss. We believe in the cast completely. We believe in Diablo Cody and Heather Regnier, the writers, and we believe in the auspices of Greg Berlanti and Warner Brothers Studios.

In this case, the pilot didn't work, but because we see enough elements in there, we're going to give it another shot. We didn't want to go forward with what we had. So Powerpuff Girls is back to the drawing board. The pilot did not work. It's really scary to think about. Is the drawing board at Braw Barn?

Oh, for sure. Can I say something with all respects to the network? That's literally why you're here. That's such a good call. I just really feel like nobody needs us. Like not a single person on planet fucking earth like cares or really needs this. And I'm going to say, I'm going to go even further. Like, yes, the Powerpuff Girls were cute.

But like entertainment value wise, like I don't really remember the show being that good so I just didn't feel like it's a story that needs that's worth retelling yeah the way that I'm feeling when this news was first announced and like Dove Cameron was a part of it I was really excited because I was like that's so cute but like if they did a pilot with the writer of Diablo Cody she wrote uh Juno? I have no idea. She's like a really famous writer. Slick writer. Like they couldn't have gotten any more like prolific. And if that didn't work.

And if that didn't work and like I'm just, and it's too campy for the CW, which is literally stands for camp. Wahoo. Yeah. Then I just don't think there's anything here. And also how do you make powerpuff girls not campy? And like,

and also unless you're going to make them a little racy, like what the fuck are they going to do all day? No, literally like I don't understand this project at all. And I honestly don't support it. I don't. Yeah, no,

I supported it. And now I'm rescinding my support. Same, like literally same. And you know what? I love CW. Like normalize not going through things that aren't good. You know? Yeah, it's never too late to back out.

Yeah, no. And even if it is, like still back out. Yeah, I agree. I really think that the drawing board should tell them to stop. The drawing board should be empty. The drawing board should run out of Expo markers. 100%. And I wrote that.

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Love it. Okay. Our fifth and final story is a really interesting story from the New York Post, a little real estate news that's going to lead into our Rahoni recap. But New York Post has compiled the 10 most expensive homes owned by the Real Housewives. Okay, this is so interesting. So interesting. Are you ready for it? We're going to go through all 10. Wait, I just want to guess a few. Okay, please do.

Maloof? No. The Maloofs aren't on this? No. Okay, LVP's original home? Her current home. Okay. Wait, that's shocking.

I feel like they're all in Beverly Hills. One, because they're the richest franchise, and two, it's like the hottest real estate market. Oh, okay. So that's a nod to keep going. I'm trying not to give too much away. Erica Jane's home has to be on there. Former home, sorry. Okay. I feel good about my guesses. Yeah. Okay. Number 10 is ramona singer's hamptons house for 6.43 million dollars wow good for ramona good for ramona yeah that was that was shocking but then like not no and also like her home value in the last year has probably doubled everything in the hamptons is literally on fire like a house can't sit on the market for 30 seconds without

being bought like everyone because of covid bought a house in the Hamptons. And so Ramona is actually really smart for redecorating it. And if Ramona ever needs money, like she's sitting on a lakefront South Hampton property. Yeah, no, even last night on the episode, like they were outside working out with Garth and it's just like, it has like a water view. This house, it has the most amazing backyard. It's a beautiful house. It really is.

Okay. Number nine, shockingly, Teddy Mellencamp's Beverly Hills house in Encino, California, $6.49 million. That's the one they had bought before she left the show. Yes, and it actually looks so nice. It does. We never got to see, we never got to film there. Wait, they're in a new house?

Yeah. No, she bought a house while she was a housewife for like around $6 million. It was like a house up the hill. Oh, but did she ever live there? Yeah, it's like on a cliff. It's the house that she was at in her most recent... No, the one on the cliff. No, the one that's on stilts. Yeah.

This is not it. It's not? She has a new house that Mauricio helped her buy. It looks like... The backyard looks like Kylie's new house, honestly. Oh, wow. I've got to look not it. It's not? She has a new house that Mauricio helped her buy. Oh. The backyard looks like Kylie's new house, honestly. Oh, wow. I've got to look into it. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, just when things were getting interesting for Teddy, boom. Right? Number eight, Camille Grammer's Malibu house, $6.5 million. Yep. Number seven, Sutton's house in Bel Air. Wait, you just went from six to seven. I went from eight to seven. Okay, you said six.

Okay. I said six in the price. No, you didn't. Well, good thing we have this recorded so we can see who's right. It's great. It's great. We're all happy about it.

Okay, sorry. Number seven. Number seven, Sutton, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, $7.9 million, her new house. Oh, her new one, which I don't even know what it looks like yet. Yeah. There's pictures in this article.

It's quite fascinating. Oh, I must study this article later. Number six. Kyle Richards' house in Encino, $8.25 million. That's the current one, correct? Yes. I do believe of all the women this season, I would like that house for myself, of all the houses. It's so stunning.

It is so stunning. Number five, Dorit's house in Encino, $9.5 million. The one she currently lives in? Yes. No, that is just fake fucking news. There's no way. I mean, it is what it is. You're telling me that Dorit's lovely model home costs more than Kyle's palatial estate? That's what they're saying.

Kyle literally has acreage. That's what they're saying. Dorit has a backyard full of pavers. Why would they lie? I thought you were going to say the house that they were renting before, but they never owned it, so it can't be included. Nope. Number four, Sonia Morgan's New York townhouse, $10.75 million.

That's a nice piece of property. New York represent. We got two on the list. I thought the whole thing was going to be Beverly Hills. Yeah. No, New York represent. Number three, Lisa Vanderpump's Beverly Hills house is worth $11.6 million. You know, that house is so stunning.

I'm looking at pictures and it's like, I feel like when she lived there, we didn't even appreciate the fact that like, I don't know why I always thought she just lived in a house of cards. Yeah. That everything was just like, but like, no, those views are real. Like the backyard is real. No. And what's insane was that this home was like a downgrade.

Remember? Like she lived in. And so I don't know how that didn't make the list because that home was enormous. And it was across the street from the Maloufs. And I think it's all about houses that people live in currently. Yes. Because that would make no sense otherwise. Because we, I remember we were like,

is Lisa Vanderpump poor when she moved into Villa Rosa? Because her original home was the house that they used on the season premiere of Schitt's Creek. Like when they were showing how rich the roses were. Like it was huge. And then we like literally thought the house that she moved into was a dump. But Lisa Vanderpump's house is stunning.

It's the most beautiful house. I think of all housewives, like if I can move into one, it would be that one. But like, I just feel like whenever I saw it on TV, like I didn't have that feeling. There's something really, really, really tacky about everything Lisa Vanderpump touches. Like her restaurants are so tacky. Sometimes even her aesthetic, even though it's like all pink and light and lucite, it's like, she just has like a tacky vibe to her. She does. Like even if she's wearing diamonds, like she makes them look costume.

Yeah. So like I think that's why we thought that about her house. Yeah. Number two, Erika Jayne's Pasadena house, $13 million. Okay, wait. Let me just give me one second to think of number one. Oh, okay. Think broadly.

Bethany. No. Okay. Can you give me the city? What? Can you give, oh, Dubrow. Yes. Wow, that's crazy.

Heather Dubrow's Newport Beach home, $21 million. And we never fucking got to see it. it no but we were tortured for seasons talking about it justice for us we never got to see it and it's number one on the list well you know whose home was also really beautiful that original bador home that was all like made from plants crystals like built into the ground yeah the stairs were made of plants yeah no but like she literally had like the house, like some people have wifi. She had like crystals wired through.

Yeah. But like she was also like had the most miserable life when she was there too. So it's like, yeah, that is so interesting. The Dubrow's. That's so crazy. Cause like,

I know that Heather Dubrow has a lot of money, but like, I don't think of her as richer than Kyle Richards. Yeah, but I don't think of them together. Ever. Ever, but now I do. Honestly, Heather Dubrow was actually not terribly unsuited for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Yeah, but she lives in Newport.

Yeah. Literally, it's the Real Housewives of Newport now. Yes, they all live in Laguna. Yeah, so she needs to come back with her $21 million now. Yes. They all live in like Laguna. Yeah. So she needs to come back with her $21 million house. Oh my God. I would love to see it. Is there a tour anywhere online?

I know she has like a loser YouTube channel that she did a closet tour on. I think she has like a tour on her YouTube channel, but I'm not interested in a YouTube tour. I'm just. No, I'll take a bravotv.com like tour. I'll take a spot on Real Housewives. That's what I'll take. Yeah, of course they meet her

desperately yeah she could save it once again once again okay well those are the past high stories i feel as though you needed to know them now quick rony recap because i'm gonna assume you didn't get around i didn't but i would love to hear you tell me what happened so not that much happened the episode ends with the beginning of the Audrey Hepburn party and we don't hear Ramona yet saying fuck what happened to class what happened to elegance oh that is literally gonna be like the best moment of my life what happened to class elegance like I can't wait I thought they literally teased it like it was gonna happen this week yeah no it's not this week but heather does attend the party she was completely ambushed by leah and the girls bringing up like everything she ever said on her podcast i thought she handled

herself so well something she was like listen i didn't say that you know they write these headlines and then you get to the meat of the article and there's nothing there and then other things she's like yeah no i said that shit like that's how i felt but i like this shit about luann like not being authentic she was like yeah no i said that like that's how I felt but you've been through so much and I'm really hoping we can like have a more a deeper friendship that's not surface level and that's exactly like what I hope she was going to say because Luann is a different person now so I'm team Heather I don't know why Leah's coming so hard for her like if they have extenuating beef like please let us know because Heatherather was so nice to her in the hamptons

they replayed their introduction when heather comes to the house she's so warm towards everyone like i like heather a lot i like her so much and leah was even making fun of her like they put heather at the lower level and they were talking about how they were gonna do that and leah goes i'm sure she'll be like it's all good mama yeah she will because she's a fucking nice positive person oh my god don't make fun of her mama i love her no that's so mean honestly leah's turning into like a little bit of a bully she is and i really really like her i just don't like when she goes for people who who aren't deserving of it no and you know what this energy that she has she really could have used on darinda last season and i just feel like as much as i really really like leah and her energy and she

brings such youthfulness to the show and she's funny and stylish. She has some of like the worst judgment I think I've ever seen on a person. Like, because she came into this group last season and made a choice to defend Dorinda, which is like literally the dumbest thing you could possibly do. And now she's just like trying to girl gang up on heather and i don't like that at all yeah and she also is just like so critical of ramona like every like these two people are extremely different but like and especially when you're gonna like laser focus on everything ramona does yeah you're gonna be bothered by you're gonna be disappointed you're gonna be extremely disappointed like she is who she is and like i just i you, I, you're never going to change Ramona. So stop trying. Like you accept her for who she

is or don't go and stay at her house. Agreed. And the lack of respect that this group, particularly Leah is having for Ramona for opening up her stunning top 10 most rich housewife homes to them. It's actually not nice. It's not, they're not being good guests. Not nice. But in Leah's defense, she is going through a hard time. But then it's like, I can give someone that line of defense. Of course. Easily. But then it's like, if in their interviews, which are recorded like later and they have a little bit of hindsight, if they're still like going so hard, sometimes harder and doubling

down, then I don't extend the same grace. Gratitude. Grace, Not gratitude. In her interviews, she's so like just hateful towards Ramona. And I just don't understand. Why? I don't understand it. Yeah.

No, I know. It's actually really bothersome because as much as I try, like I just can't quit Ramona Singer. She is truly delicious. Like I tried. I did. Because like a lot of the stuff she did in the past seasons, she really lost me. The Cartagena season was so transformative for this entire group, because literally the way that every single person turned their backs on Bethany in one of the darkest times

in her life, unapologetically turned their backs on her and went in on her, except for Sonya Morgan. I never looked at Ramona the same again. I never looked at, well, Luann was kind of not involved. I never looked at Dorinda, Carol, Ramona. I never looked at them the the same again. I never looked at, well, Luann was kind of not involved. I never looked at Dorinda, Carol, Ramona. I never looked at them the same ever again. So I just feel like things haven't been the same with me and Ramona since then, but I'm getting back to BC Ramona before Cartagena. No, I tried to quit Ramona. I did. And it didn't stick. And now I can just like appreciate her for who she is and like what she brings to the table.

And I appreciate a person who is unlike others and who is committed to remaining themselves. That's true. Even if themselves is a little wacky sometimes. Yeah, but like most people like just want to be liked and accepted. So like they'll be fake enough just to like. But she's not, she's herself

and she doesn't apologize for it. And I appreciate that quality. That's a hundred percent true. Also, oh, sorry. she's not she's herself and she doesn't apologize for it and i appreciate that quality that's 100 true um also oh sorry yeah what happened on the episode knowing how it turns out for heather and leah like i obviously am not hopeful but if i didn't know i would say like i hope that they can like turn it around and be friends because i don't know why they wouldn't be but we know that it ends really badly so yeah i think like after this like heather decides not to be like friend of anymore. Yeah. Like she didn't come on this show to get ambushed. It's always,

it was always really fun for her. She comes into the house with like such good positive energy and everybody is like cold and rude to her and she gets chatted to the lower level. And why the fuck would she do that? She seems like an extremely busy person. No, of course. Like she has an actual business trend and maybe if you had something that you

were passionate about, that's really upsetting. It really is because I'm a big Heather fan. Yeah, no, it was justice for Heather because she was treated unfairly. And like in any situation where a whole group is going up against one person, especially a person who just walked through the door. Yeah, it's a lot. It's not, you're not gonna gonna you're not gonna come off well and sometimes it's warranted of course but honestly like with this heather stuff like first of all she is right a lot of this stuff gets misconstrued in the media and two like it's not that big of a deal they're acting like she murdered someone no she was talking shit like everyone else sing yell stab walking through the door like that that energy like is not necessary also yeah she was talking shit and like lou made a good point where

it's like i just i i can't trust someone who's just gonna like go and talk about me that's true but that's also what they all do every season opens with ramona said this to page six like yeah that's their literal jobs yeah so i i don't know if that holds also really quickly i just started the new season of Shaws of Sunset. There's only been two episodes. I really think you should watch it. It is, it reigns supreme. It's like, every season, I'm like,

they're not gonna be, and I feel like it's such an under-watched show, but it's unbelievable, and there's such crazy drama. And I feel like the Shaws characters are really not that famous, so if this was a certain drama that had happened to a real housewife,

we would have heard about it, like how we know Erika know Erica Jane scandal coming up, but there's like all this drama with Mike. He has another girlfriend, you know, he was married, he cheated on his wife. He's cheated on every girl he's ever been with. And he is in a great relationship now with this girl, Paulina. And like, everyone loves her and it's just like, don't fuck it up. And of course, like Paulina gets these like screenshots that he's like sexting with some girl. And do you know what his response was? His defense?

I saw it on your story. He said his iCloud got hacked and he's literally lying to all of his best friends. Like these people have been friends for 30 years. He's lying to his girlfriend. He's lying. They're all in a house in Palm Springs together, lying to their faces. I don't know how you could literally be such a bald faced liar, but we're at this very weird period in Shaz because MJ and and reza like were broken completely like you

remember last season he said that horrible thing about her and it's it's obvious that they do he feels really bad and they're ready to move forward but like first of all adam is being like such a baby like reza's like ready just to get back with mj he misses his girl mj and adam's like i just like don't really feel safe like Like, shut up. Like he's been such a drama queen. But then also Tommy is like, I don't want Reza around here. I'm going to break his legs. Like, like they can never really become, become that close because both of their partners are so against the other that like, even though they both are like really down to move forward, I don't think they'll ever really be able to be back where they were.

Yeah. I mean, I don't think they'll ever be back where they were because too much has happened, but you couldn't, they can move forward. And I'm sure eventually the spouses will fall in line. But Adam needs to take several steps. I literally, I've never disliked a character so much who's literally not even a castmate on the show. Like. Yeah, no, I can't believe that he's still around.

No, I know because they've had like so many marital troubles. Like remember when they went to Thailand and like they didn't get married. Like then they had to, he got married at a surprise wedding. Like it was very twisted and very Reza. Um, but it looks like it's going to be a really good season and it just like, it's such a good show. Like I really just advocate for it because it's stunning. Yeah, I will. Um, I'll probably watch it. I just, um, you know, my contemplate always full, always constantly evolving, but it's, it's in the time slot that your real houses of Atlanta used to be on.

Oh, Sunday night. It's a nice time to watch. Oh, Sunday night. I just have to say, I do feel better like having spoken and moved my limbs, like podcasting. Definitely. I'm still not great, but I definitely feel like I might be able to like go up get something for to eat you know yeah and you could edit the vlog yes I will do that today because I want to watch it me too I was watching the clips last night and I was just like cracking up that is so funny I just remember laughing so hard I'm really excited and then if you guys like it um we're gonna do a reverse because Jackie deserves to be tortured and have her closet become a mess. I was hanging stuff up.

I was being so supportive. Anyways, that blog will be up most likely today. Patreon.com slash a morning toast. We have so many blogs, episodes, fun stuff. If you're going to miss us for the long weekend that we're making a little

longer, Patreon has your back. It always does. It's always there for you. Constantly. Constant. So I hope everyone has a great day. Sorry that there was no humping or deer toasters, but we're back in studio tomorrow.

We'll give you a nice juicy long episode and we'll do deer toasters then so we can really finish out the week strong IRL. Yeah. Also, um, just something that I'm toying with that I just want to run by the group. I'm getting a facial today. Blog. No, no, no, no. Because my crazier than that because my skin

is trash and when you get a facial like you're not really supposed to wear makeup like I'm thinking of tomorrow's show because like then after the show like I'm traveling and I don't need to wear makeup again till like Friday I might go no makeup on the show tomorrow okay here I've never done that in my whole career I have done it on the breath like a couple of my hangover episodes but I don't think I've ever done it on the toast I mean it's a fucking crazy thing to do and I the only time I feel like safe doing it is like if I have a spray tan yeah no I'm not gonna have a spray tan but today I am getting my brows and lashes dyed, which is extremely helpful.

That helps. So I just need to do maybe some sort. By the way, I want to let you know I fully support it. I think you're stunning no matter what. I think I'm going to do it because it's what's best for my skin. My skin needs to breathe. We wear a lot of makeup on the show. I'm constantly putting makeup on, taking it off,

working out, sweat. I need a break and I, it works for my schedule to not wear makeup tomorrow. Wow. Okay. You know what? I was actually thinking of maybe getting a spray tan today, hitting up the versus spa. And if I do, I will join you. Wow. And I might even like, I might wear a hat, you know? Oh my God. She's Mrs. Hat. Because actually I make it like such a big deal in all of our vlogs. I'm never wearing makeup in the vlog from last night, not wearing makeup. Blogs are protected. There's a paywall to protect us. There's it's protected space. I agree. Okay. But I love that for you. I truly, truly do.

Thank you. So, um, just like another reason to tune in tomorrow. There's always a reason to tune in. We got to your toasters. We've got NMJ, no makeup, Jackie, maybe an NMC. Who knows? Thank you, guys. That's our show. Yes, it is. Very good point. Thank you, guys, so much for listening to The Morning Toast, the millennial morning show where we deliver the past five stories

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