The Toast - S4 Ep99: The Phillipa Toasters: Thursday, June 3rd, 2021

Episode Date: June 3, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Morning Toast. Happy Thursday and good morning, Jackie! Good morning, Claudia. Happy Thursday. That feels like a Tuesday. Wow, acknowledge this space. It's so rare to not only get a short week, but a three-day one for us at that. It's just such a beautiful time, you know, even though it's raining here in New York. Whatever. We are on the way down from the weekend. It's just important to acknowledge these spaces. I just feel like we had a three-day weekend, but most people had a four-day work week this week. York. We are on the way down from the weekend. It's just important to acknowledge these spaces. I just feel like we had a three-day weekend, but most people had a four-day work week this week.

And I think that what we're learning is that this is how life was meant to be lived. And I think it's like you still get so much done in a four-day work week, arguably more. Arguably more. I mean, we dropped a Redheads episode this morning that was so good. We recorded last night about the book American Duchess. Truckers for the Redheads are coming out. The sirens are blaring because we had such a great conversation about the book. I think all of us liked the book even more after talking about it. We were sharing like all of the interesting historical factoids that we learned from the book. So even if you didn't read the book, I think you could listen to the episode. But if you're struggling to get through the book, saw some comments in the redheads facebook group keep going just keep going I know it can lull but you want to get to the end and then I think once you see the big picture

you'll really like it do you think you're only saying that because the book was your selection like I would say that about if I chose a book but if someone else was like I'm like no I'm not finishing this no because the other girls all said like they would never have read a book like this but they're so glad that they did. Okay. And if they had picked it up and been like oh no like that you know 10% be like this is not for me but they had to finish it and I think because when you when you do finish it you have such an appreciation for the story for the woman and then you listen to the episode and it was such a fun one. So the Redheads it's never too late to join and I would argue you should join on this book if If you love Downton Abbey, if you love Bridgerton, this is the book for you. I think there's no better time to become a redhead than at the tail end of a four-day work week. I think

that's like a famous proverb, correct? Yeah. And especially like as we're heading into summer, you need a beach read. I don't know what you like to read on the beach, but. There's something for everyone at The Redheads. There's something for everyone. Rebecca just announced her new book choice and it looks really good. It has an amazing rating rating on goodreads so we're just chugging along here at the redheads chugging along chugging along I'm chugging along as well even though I almost got taken out last night by a migraine I went to the Nick game which is so fun I haven't been in so long but I really forgot that like literally every time I've ever been to a Nick game I get a migraine it's like a migraine minefield. It's like-

It's probably because of the noise. Bright lights, strobe lights, so much noise. And like, because it was a playoff game, like it was so loud. I left with the worst motherfucking migraine of my life, but it was worth it because first of all, me and Ben made it on TV and not even MSG local. We made it on TNT, NBA on TNT.

And we were looking, we were looking okay. Second, I had amazing chicken fingers. Like, chicken fingers at Madison Square Garden just hit different. They're so good. And three, like, Ben was so happy that I finally agreed to go to a game with him. So, like, we all won, except for the Knicks. They obviously lost and put themselves out of the conference. Yeah.

But a good time was had by all. There were so many celebrities at the game. Like, literally, I've never seen. They always do, like like celebrity row and it's like always Tracy Morgan, Mariska Hargitay and like one other person. But Tracy Morgan was there, Mariska Hargitay and Peter Herman were there. And also last night was the series finale of Younger. Oh wow.

So don't spoil it if you've seen it, but I'm going to go home and watch it. I watched last week's episode yesterday. Oh, I'm so behind. It's honestly, usually when a show I like ends I get really sad but after watching this season it's certainly time to get time to go yeah and did you tell Peter that when you saw him no but like honestly I kept thinking I was kind of like ish close to him I'm like if I ran into him I'm definitely gonna be like I don't know if you remember me but like you were on my podcast and we fell in love yeah maybe I wouldn't say that in front of Mariska though yeah so I think he would

remember Chris Rock was there. Okay. So many like Jets former baseball players. The people were going nuts. I had no idea who they were. They didn't put her on the screen but Emily Ratajkowski was there.

Okay. Michael J. Fox obviously. And it's actually never mind I'm taking back what I said. And some other guy from the Sopranos who I didn't know

but I think his name was Michael and everyone like went wild. It was just I was thinking like, do other basketball teams have this many celebrities at their games? Like, no. Well, they had to be in a star-filled city. So I'm sure in LA, yeah. Atlanta, yeah.

Yeah. But like even a Milwaukee Bucks game, like there's no celebs. There might be one or two, maybe some locals, maybe they're playing a team, maybe someone's in town. Yeah. It just depends. But New York is a star-filled town. It was like.

Because we live here. Because we live here, yeah. It was like Celebrity Row presented by Douglas Elliman like every single time out. I'm like there's another celebrity. Like it was crazy. It was so fun. That's so fun. I'm so glad that you went. Yeah. No it was a good time. A good time was had by most. Except for obviously like the people playing for the Knicks. Very sad for them. Shocking that this team. I know I'm no basketball analyst, but shocking this team even made the playoffs. Like, no offense, like what were they doing? And now that I know all about it, like Justice for Julius Randle,

so cute, by the way, like kind of loved him. Like people were upset with him because he's like the star player, but like it's a team sport. Like he can't do everything. He had nine turnovers. Okay, he also was the only one who made like any points. And that's literally the only thing that matters. It's how you win a game. So it was a team sport. Like, he can't do everything. He had nine turnovers. Okay, he also was the only one who made, like, any points. Like, and that's literally the only thing that matters. It's how you win a game.

So it was just, like, frustrating. I don't understand how this band of yellow-bellied losers made the playoffs because they were so bad. Like, it was, like, embarrassing to, like, be a part of this franchise, be wearing a jersey. Well, imagine how your husband feels. Oh, my God. And I was trying to, like, give him, you know, some will to live because Ben has been a Knicks fan for so long. They haven't made the playoffs in eight years. And of course they weren't going to make it past this round.

Trey Young and Bogdanovich, they were so good. They literally couldn't miss. And so I'm like, Ben, we were never making it out of this round alive. But you should just be grateful that, one, you got— For the experience, the memories. The memories. And Ben is the only person I know there were five playoffs games three of them were in new york and ben went to every single one of them so like you got to experience wins you got

to experience losses like that's just a part of life and honestly that's just a part of being a knicks player i'm knicks fan so like just be grateful yeah no it seemed like it was a fun time for the fans and like be glad with what you got you know be happy with what you got and it was literally like a jewish the one i one I wanted. A high school reunion. Like literally every Jewish person I'd ever met was at the Knicks game. It's literally like it should be sponsored by Yeshiva University. Like it was literally like Jew central. Nice.

Yeah. Well, that's really fun. Glad that you did that. Yeah. I mean, it was annoying because I got home late and then I had to watch Beverly Hills, but it was worth it because it was such a good episode. It was such a good episode. I had such a busy, hectic day yesterday because of all my reading that I had to catch up on

and then doing the outline for the episode and recording with the girls. But it all turned out so great. Hard work pays off. I honestly, like, miss the book. Like, you know? Of course. You know the feeling? Of course.

So, Redhead's out now. Did you dream about it? Did I dream about it? I did the night before when i was in the middle of the book um but the new episode is out now when we're done here head over there check it out you know poke around on the redhead see what books are out there like you're probably thinking no i don't read like it's not for me but like why don't you read that is a great question one in which i used to ask very frequently you could read read. Like just try it. Yeah.

Even though I'm on like a downward spiral now. I like started like four books in a row that I just hate. Me too. We Were Liars sucks. It happens sometimes. It's part of the journey. So annoying. You'll find a book that hits.

We're going to read Malibu Rising next. Yes. Not for redheads. Just like you and I are going to read it. And so I think that's going to be great. Me too. That's our girl Taylor Jenkins Reid. I'm thinking of like taking like a relaxing weekend.

I say that now. But I really just like don't want to be hungover. I hear you, my friend. I know. So what do you... I think I need it like for my soul. No, it's so nice. I know that you're not going to stick to it. No.

But it's nice that you, that that's what you want. Well, I am hosting Shabbat dinner at my house, so I really can't do anything Friday night. So I'm 50% of the way there. Unless I get drunk at Shabbat, but... Never know. Anything can happen. Don't count out. You're a countess. there. Unless I get drunk at Shabbat, but. Never know. Anything can happen. Don't count out. You're a countess.

You're meant to get drunk at Shabbat. I'm just like meant to get drunk, period. You know? Where's the weirdest place you've ever been drunk? I don't know. Me neither. I didn't have an answer. I just was like wondering if you had one.

I hadn't. I haven't thought about it long enough. I'm sure there's a weird answer. Yeah. I think like Ben's been drunk at a funeral, which is like so disrespectful. Well, it depends if it's like, it depends on the culture. That's true. Sometimes it's immensely respectful. It wasn't a celebration of life. It was like a full-blown funeral. Got it. Like a tragic accident, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. That's my husband.

Okay, well, I think we should get into everything because we have a lot to discuss. So without further ado-do-do-do-do, where are you? It's raining today, so he did not come into work. Must be nice for him. He's taking a mental health day. Like the rain is just like kind of gets to him. The rain in Spain flies mainly on the plane. Mainly though. Not completely.

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David Spade will be guest hosting Bachelor in Paradise amid Chris Harrison's break from the franchise, says a source. Spade will be one of the celebrities in a rotating roster of guest hosts for the seventh season of the ABC dating show, a source confirms to People. Representatives for ABC and Warner Brothers did not immediately respond to People's request for comment. So let's discuss David Spade in general, and then also a rotating, what is this, Jeopardy?

Right, and just the fact like Chris Harrison's return is being postponed even more yeah and I don't know how he comes back the more gets postponed the weirder it is when he comes back yeah and so I feel like David Spade is great he's super funny um the thing is though with the hosting and I feel like we talk about this a lot like when you're a talk show host or when you host a show and why Chris Harrison was so successful at it is because Chris Harrison is literally like a big nothing burger he's like boring he doesn't do or say anything funny and that's the point of the job you carry the show along it's not about you it's about the contestants and I feel like David Spade is so funny so famous that like you can't help but make it about you because you're

just that kind of star and comedians always want to like you know crack a joke when honestly it's not the point of the job so we'll see how it turns out. But I think like having celebrities come in is actually not a great idea because that's just not the point of the role. Yeah. I just feel like one on the one hand, if you had asked me who's going to be the next host and it's not going to be Chris Harrison, I would have said Wells. Yes. So that feels like a weird decision. And then they could have bumped up another cast member.

They're like literally promoting from within. So many bachelor contestants that go on to be hosts so like there are a lot of people who could have auditioned for this job within the community because I do think having a celebrity like takes away from like the bubble of bachelor life but I also think the show is floundering and they're so desperate and they're like okay we don't need to protect the integrity of this bachelor bubble. We need viewers. Right. And so I think they saw this as an opportunity,

obviously to like make people, what are people talking about right now? Like the Chris Harrison of it all, which is like this big scandal that does not make Chris or the franchise look very good. So they're just trying to like deflect big celebrity. I get it. I agree with you.

I think this is like a, not a good sign because the bachelor has always been loved by celebrities but always protected the integrity of the community of Bachelor Nation and while this will be probably fun and funny it's just different and I feel like it's not a good sign yeah but Bachelor in Paradise is a very funny silly show so it's true it's not like it's David Spade hosting The Bachelor yeah so we shall see it's just weird like hosting The Bachelor. Yeah. So we shall see. It's just weird. Like I'm not. It is weird.

But I do. I did plan on watching Bachelor in Paradise because it is better. And that's it for me. No Bachelorette. Oh, definitely not watching Katie's season. Oh, Katie's season comes first. Yes. It like is premiering soon.

So we get it. It's premiering next week. Like we get a break. We get a break. But I will be watching Bachelor in Paradise. But if you're looking for Katie's season commentary someone to make fun of it endlessly

the Snatchler will be returning to Toast News Network. She's back for the new season and it'll be dropping every week. Nobody likes a roast

quite like the Snatchler. She literally posted on her Instagram today like not looking forward to the Bachelor premiering next week but so excited to get the Snatchler back

just so I can see Nicole and we can make fun of Katie. Oh my god. I can't wait to listen. It's going to be harsh season over at the Sner. Oh, we love harsh season. We do. Um, and then also the second part of this whole conversation is like, let's discuss the fact that Chris Harrison is not returning. Like, yeah. Ever? Question mark. Yet again. I don't know. I don't know how he returns after this. He doesn't even want to like,

but what is he going to, what is he going to do for work? I don't think he needs to work, jealous. Yeah. I wonder if he'll still have an executive producer credit on the show. For sure. I think he's still probably making money and will continue to make money off of the show. Yeah. I don't know what his finances are, but I feel like he's totally fine. Remember when he wrote a book, like a fictional book?

Yeah, like Nicholas Sparks. Yeah. I'm sure he sure he's fine but like for the rest of his life i don't know it's a i mean he went from having like the most ideal job in the country like very little work not year-round universally loved and adored by literally every human being. He went from that to literally being like the most divisive character in all of pop culture. Like an extremely unemployed. Unemployable. Yeah. 100%.

Yeah. 100%. So we've been there, Chris. It gets better. And if you want to start a podcast. Toast News Network. Toast News Network is always hiring. We go by our alternative name, CNN, Canceled News Network.

We would literally love to have you. Because if you're canceled, then you're for TNN. Then you are for TNN. Okay, you ready for our next story, a little wine news? Wine news? Yes. Bethany Frankel is launching Forever Young Wine after her Skinny Girl success. Yes, I saw this TikTok where she announced it. And I feel like Bethany's had a lot of success but none of it has been on TikTok

and whoever she hired for Big Shot I won't spoil it is not helping her with the TikTok and she either needs to have a complete 360 because it's ruining her brand or just get rid of it completely. Like on Big Shot they could barely wrap their heads around Instagram and Twitter. They didn't even introduce TikTok into the mix. It's clear in her content. They need Brynn doing the TikTok. No, no. I believe that she is.

That's literally what I'm saying because they're like all from her house in the Hamptons. And I'm sure it's just like her and Brynn in the house. I don't think her assistant is like staying with her. And Brynn is recording the content. Okay. Well, her latest ferret follows the success of her skinny girl branded products she said can lightning in a bottle strike twice i cracked the code in the spirits business once before my little cocktail baby was the fastest growing liquor brand in history at the time i

paved the way for many other media personalities to launch their own cocktail brands and created a new category now she's launching forever wine as superb, next level, and elevated, saying that with every sip you will understand why I entered back into this space. She definitely created a new category. Like, I don't think you can really speak about Skinny Girl without giving kudos to that. And it's true, like, lightning did strike, and I just don't see it striking twice. Well, Forever Young Wine is currently available in Malbec, Cabernet Sauvignon and Sauvignon Blanc with the rosé coming soon and I think if I ever see it I'm gonna try it. Yeah of course can you tell me about what makes the company special or

it's just like a wine company? It's just a wine company and I think that it's like she's saying it's really good wine. I don't know I feel like now the space is very crowded it's crowded I don't know it's interest it's an interesting play yeah and it's interesting to see like of course skinny girl was successful for a multitude of reasons it was a great idea it was low calorie it had great marketing but the show was so integral in the success you can't deny that and now she's not on tv yeah so I wonder what that means for the success of this new company right but now she's not on tv yeah so i wonder what that means for the success of this new company right but she oh she has the built-in platform already so i think i'll be i'll be surprised just like i was surprised when you said that skinny girl shapewear is their

biggest that was shocking vertical i would never have guessed that so i think bethany has like business things happening that we don't see. Yeah. Same. But I do think that still to this day, like her biggest hit was the Skinny Girl cocktail. Yeah. Because it's sold. Right. So we'll see. But very interesting.

Very interesting. Okay. Next story. Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's top baby girl name prediction has a hidden historical meaning so people are predicting what Meghan and Harry's baby girl's name is going to be so I wanted to get your thoughts and I'll share my own about what we think the name is going to be most people are saying they think the name will be Philippa as a tribute to Prince Philip and Philippa is like a royal I don't think that's going to be it I don't think it's I see why people would think that I don't think that's going to be it. I don't think it's. I see why people would think that. I don't think that's going to be it.

I would like to know what you think it's going to be. Well, let me just say, Megan and Harry are, yes, royals. But now they're really like Hollywood celebrities. And no offense, like Philippa is just like not going to cut it in the Hollywood school districts. It's also Pippa's name. Oh, it's also Pippa Middleton's name. She's his sister. Oh.

Oh, Pippa's cute. Pippa Middleton's name. Oh, Pippa's cute. Pippa is cute. But I also, I don't know if that would stop them because I don't know if it needs to stop them. I think Megan has too much pride as like her own woman to have a name shared with Kate, who we know that she doesn't like, sister. Yeah.

I just also think, I just don't think. Me neither. Yeah, it's not going cut it and like in um even though it's like it's in no the school district in Calabasas is not like you have Apple you have Saint you have North and Philippa no it's just not gonna work it's not rolling off the tongue for me Archie and Philippa does not work not at all Archie and Spencer you think it's gonna be Spencer of course after Lady Di I got that vibe after the Oprah interview I do believe I said it on the podcast first so like just in

case I'm right I just want to credit um because one it's super meaningful to Lady Di of course and we know that Harry and Meghan are very of course you know connected to her legacy and I also think it's like a good Hollywood name. It's like kind of like gender bending. It's like Spencer could be a girl or a boy. I think it's good. I think it's good. I think it's good.

I have three. You wrote them down? I wrote them down. I have three that I think it could be. The first one is Margo. I think like named after Princess Margaret, but they're obviously not going to name her Margaret. So I think Margo is a fresh take on that royal name.

I mean, Margo is an absolutely stunning name. I've never met a Margo who I wasn't intimidated by. I think it's modern. I think it could be. I like that. Then I added just a classic royal name that is just classic, which would be Alexandra. And they can riff off of that. Too basic for a Hollywood A-list couple living in Calabasas.

But Archie and Alexandra, very sweet, very sweet, and very royal. Yeah. And then the third, which is another royal name, not as big in like Britain, but just a pretty name that has royal ties, Sophia. Lovely as well, but again, not going to cut it on the Marymount High School playground. I think it will. I think Margot and Sophia will, and I think Alexandra, if they, with a, with a nice nickname, I think it will cut it. Those are my choices. Yeah, no, no. I think they're all really good choices. Obviously not as good as Spencer. Cause that's like, so clearly the answer here, you know, or Philippa. No, I'm sorry. It's going to be no. And who are these people who came up with this prediction? Just like people on Twitter or like actual experts? Um, I don't know. People magazine. Oh, so it was just like people on Twitter or like actual experts? I don't know.

People magazine. Oh, so it's just like people from Twitter. Yeah, I guess so. Or maybe it's like the odds in the betting world. Yeah. I mean, I think I don't, a lot of people aren't even bringing it up, but I think Spencer's like, so when you were going to say like, people have come to a conclusion, like what the name is going to be. It's like, obviously Spencer.

No, but like Prince Philip just died. This is the first child being named, first child being born after his death, like, Philippa. Yeah, but, you know, people, yeah, people in the UK need to be a little bit more creative because, like, Philip, like, is a boy's name. And I think they're just, like,

trying to make it a girl's name. And, you know, like, when you're speaking Spanish, you just change, like, the O to an A, like, Philippa. Like, it's just not a name. Filipina? No, that's, like, a country. Yeah.

You can make it, like, Phyllis. Phyllis. Yeah. Stunning. That's the one country. Yeah. You can make it like Phyllis. Phyllis. Yeah. Stunning. That's the one. Stunning. Gorgeous. Phyllis at Marymount High School.

Phyllis Markle. Mountbatten-Windsor. Phyllis-Windsor. Actually, it has a... Phyllis-Mountbatten. Okay, they're not going to call her Phyllis-Mountbatten-Windsor present in school. Yes, they will. It's going to be Philly-Windsor.

Yes, they will.'s gonna be Philly Windsor yes they will stunning very stunning or no oh I was thinking maybe also May but she'll be born not in May so May's ugly too but May is a historic oh is it name yeah Queen Mary's name was May May of tech got it it's funny when we talk about names because like we have you know so many listeners and yeah we're offending people yeah like we have toasters named may so i'm like may's ugly justice for the may toasters i take that back it's actually quite a lovely name do you even say it was ugly because i i don't think that it is i do believe i said that yeah oh okay well i disagree and also uh i i'm sorry but i don't take back what i said to the philippa toasters

even though i'm like almost certain you don't exist back what I said to the Philippa toasters even though I'm like almost certain you don't exist if you do exist like come on the show come on the show and tell us what it was like growing up with a name like Philippa but Pippa like so cute there's just so many nicknames like if you have a great nickname it doesn't even matter and that's really what it's been like for the royal family like they all are named the same thing yeah like their fathers and their grandfathers and they all have these nicknames like albert birdie right there's one cream victoria had seven kids and the last one they just called it baby love that my uber driver today had seven children and four of them were named claudia oh yeah four of them yes he's i got in the car and he was like

claudia i'm like yeah he's like oh it's my daughter's name and he's like i have four i'm like oh my god i'm one of four also he's like no i have seven kids but four of them are named claudia i'm like stunning like i've never heard of that interesting take on um on a modern name yeah um also what i was just about to say what were you talking about named oh names i think the name elizabeth is like really pretty but i think it's like the best name for nicknames like Like there's literally so many. Betty. Betty. Liz. Liz. Lizzy. Lisa. Lisa.

Beth. Beth. There's so many. Yeah. And it's, it's so, it's been around for so long that you don't have to worry that it's going to go out of style. Timeless. We never go out of style.

We never go out of style. And I guess like someone could be named Victoria or a take on Victoria because they don't have that in the family right now. I thought that's what you were going to suggest as well but the thing is i just don't think that megan and harry have enough reverence for queen victoria no it's not not even queen victoria i just think that like it's been made clear like they have annexed themselves from the family like they don't want to be royals so i don't think this royal name lineage they give a shit right i agree even though archie was born when they were still royal so they had to abide by the rules i agree archie was born when they were still royal so they

had to abide by the rules i agree but that's why i think they're going to choose a name with a loose royal tie-in that is modern and pretty on its own that they like regardless like with spencer unlike philippa oh yeah it's too obvious like i'm going margo or sophia okay those are both stunning names stunning archie and Sophia. Love to see it. Sophia with an F, by the way. That was a good joke. Okay, by the way, speaking of stunning things, today's episode is brought to you by Hair Food.

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wanted to flag that for you I just think because I saw I've seen the commercial twice and it's like Mad Men vibes okay okay oh you know what I started last night the um Halston series on Netflix yeah I started watching the wrong one everyone's like watch Halston I on Netflix. Yeah. I started watching the wrong one. Everyone's like, watch Halston. I'm like, okay. So I go to Apple TV and the first thing that comes up is this boring ass documentary on Amazon Prime. But then I actually did have like a good foundation of knowledge

about like who Halston was and like the whole thing. It's pretty good actually. It's, who plays, he's like a famous actor who plays Halston. And he's like very, you know, talented actor. He's just like being such an actor. You know what I I mean McGregor yeah yeah yeah he was in Beauty and the Beast right yeah I think he was uh the clock no no no that was um you a different McGregor I believe okay um the show is really good um and it's definitely like an interesting story worth telling but some of the acting is community theater like it's really shocking because it's like

you're right he was in beauty and the beast he was right who was he the clock he was hold on go back to what you were saying i'll find out i was just saying like some of the acting in this halston series is very community theater-esque especially coming coming from Ewan, who's like a world-renowned actor. I mean, he was a media... Lumiere. Lumiere, thank you. He was amazing. He was amazing. So, yeah, exactly.

Flying through the air with the greatest of ease. And I'm just like, this is the same guy as Lumiere. Like, his acting is just like not his best. And I know that's might be crazy to say

seeing as how I'm a brain-dead moron, but still, like, I just think he could have done better. Okay. But it's a great, the fashion is like, so the set. Do you think I should watch it? You will love it.

Like it's elegance. It's like 60s, 70s New York. What happened to elegance? Class. Like that's literally what it is. Like it's just fabulous. Like,

and they really, I actually was happy to have saw the documentary first because they got a lot of the people who are being portrayed in this Halston series and they look exactly like, like I knew who half of these people were just because I saw them in the documentary, like the real person. Interesting. Yeah. It's good. People really liked it and recommended it to me. And I'm only on like episode three, but it's really good. And the girl who plays Liza Minnelli, like who knew that Liza Minnelli was integral to the success of Halston, You know, who would have known that? The girl who plays Liza is great.

It's really good. Okay, cool. Next up, a little sports news that's so crazy that we promised to update you on. Churchill Downs bans the Kentucky Derby winner Medina Spirits trainer for two years after the horse fails two drug tests. Wow, Bob Baffert had convinced me, but apparently this horse is on drugs no when you like when you

are accused of something and you defend yourself like so hard and you're willing to do anything take a drug test dna test it's like of course you're innocent but like to go through all that just to be a liar yep the bob baffert the hall of fame trainer of medina spirit the winner of this year's kentucky derby has been banned by horse racing venue. Churchill Downs, for the next two years after his prized horse, failed two drug tests. Results of the Derby winner's tests were confirmed to New York Times and CNBC on Wednesday. The horse had two positive drug samples of banned steroid drug betamethasone from the day of the Derby in May. So what happens to the title title does it go to someone else

i don't know i don't know and honestly being banned for two years it's kind of like a slap on the wrists because like once you you know what is the word I'm looking for? Tamper with the integrity of the race. You obviously have no respect for horse culture. Yeah. Therefore, I think you should receive a punishment slightly harsher than a two-year suspension. Yes, I would just say I do think this man has respect for horse culture

because he's like dedicated his entire life to it. I don't know. I don't know if I would agree with that. But why was the horse on drugs? Right, like justice for the horse, like there's so many things to unpack here. But I think what's not even being said is, like, the unethicality of giving a horse drugs when the horse can't consent to wanting drugs. You know what I mean?

No, like, it's mean. The horse is probably, like, minding his own business, and all of a sudden he's, like, feeling... Working so hard. Yeah, and then he's feeling, like, speedy and having anxiety, and it's like, he didn't ask for that. No, he didn't. That's like somebody unknowingly, like, roofie-ing you. That's, yeah like speedy and having anxiety. And it's like, he didn't ask for that. No, he didn't. That's like somebody unknowingly like roofing you.

That's, it's unethical. I actually feel really bad for the horse. I feel bad for the horse because he felt like such a winner. And now he feels like a loser. Not even that. He was given drugs that he did not ask for. Therefore.

Yes. The suspension should be more than two years. It should be five. Oh, interesting. So the, it is yet to be determined if this, the suspension should be more than two years. It should be five. Oh, interesting. So it is yet to be determined if Medina Spirit's win will be rescinded from the jockey who rode him, John Velasquez. The victory marked his fourth derby win, that jockey.

The horse's owner, Zidane, would have to forfeit the $1.8 million first place check if the horse is disqualified. You know, in another world... So it's unclear yet if he's been disqualified from winning the derby, but the trainer has been suspended for two years. Got it. I mean, in another lifetime, like you and I could have and should have been horse jockeys. Like our proportions are just so perfect for it. We actually did grow up riding horses. Like that could have been our path. That could have been our path. Our jockey is too big and our horse is too small. What's that from secretariat

is there a are there a lot of female jockeys i think it's from sea biscuit because i don't recall secretariat being deficient in any way same thing like oh for sure the movie secretariat and the movie sea biscuit are literally the same movie about one named horses that start with s with s that were champions though i do think that Seabiscuit was like the perfect... Oscar-worthy. No, no. I think the opposite. No, no.

Seabiscuit was Tobey Maguire. I'm sorry. Seabiscuit the horse was the perfect specimen of horse. Yeah. Perfect specimen. And Secretariat, despite all odds... He was like a little bit of an underdog, and like Tobey Maguire was like a little tall or something.

I'm talking about the movies. Seabiscuit like was in theaters. It was... i think it got nominated for a bunch of oscars i don't think so secretariat was like a d-com no yeah yeah yeah secretariat was a d-com a disney channel original movie like it was we we love that movie it's like our family's favorite movie we think it's like god's gift to this earth when it's literally like a disney channel commercial free movie no no you guys if you've never seen Secretariat, treat yourself. And it's so good. It's not decon.

No, it's unbelievable. And there's so much to unpack. Diane Lane, is that her name? Mm-hmm. And AJ Mishalka, who also has a singing performance. Uh-huh. And the Grandma from Hannah Montana movie. Yes!

Yeah. There's a lot. So good. There's a lot there. And Medina Sparrow, is there going to be a movie about him? Yeah. lot there and medina spirit is there gonna be a movie about him yeah will it be oscar worthy or will it be a decom no we'll have to wait and see and it's gonna be a really sad one yeah like he was on drugs yeah okay are you ready for our fifth and final but i would like the medina spirit film to be told from the perspective of medina himself

and what it was like to be just poked and prodded when literally nobody asked for it. Yeah, and I agree. I agree. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Sure. It's a final story. Do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do.

Do-do-do-do-do. Okay, and this is going to lead us into our Beverly Hills recap, but Erika Jayne and Tom Girardi's legal scandals are at the center of a new documentary. That was fast. This may not be the biopic Erica Jane was hoping for. The star of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and her estranged husband Tom Girardi's legal scandals

are the subject of a new documentary called The Housewife and the Hustler. ABC News Originals film centers around the singer and her lawyer ex and the implosion of their carefully maintained image. The filmmakers were able to obtain voicemail messages, court records, and a never-before-aired

deposition tape of Girardi, according to ABC News. Yeah, also, Heather MacDonald is in it. I know, I saw that. I'm really shocked that this turned around so fast because, first of all, there's yet to be charges dropped. Like, it's the story still being told. So this is a little premature in my opinion. Yeah.

But I'm still gonna watch it. Yeah. When I first was watching the trailer, I was like, oh my god, is this an episode of American Greed? And then I was like, oh no, it's the housewife and the hustler, which also sounds like a rom-com. A hundred, the beauty and the baker. Like.

Literally. Literally. The beauty and the baker like literally literally the beauty and the baker um but i guess it will end with like you know tom has now been in right like with a little text on screen yeah it's a little premature for sure um and the name is super bizarre but when i saw it i thought this was like a fan edit i'm like this is like the name is so tacky and i'm like this is obviously like somebody some housewife fan like made this video but then it turns out it's like fully gonna be on Hulu yeah on June 14th and so it's gonna be really interesting to have this information like about the the facts of the case while watching it play out on Beverly Hills but you know somebody

did chime in somebody who I did not expect to uh hear from on this matter but Leah Black from the Real Housewives of Miami, whose husband is like one of the biggest lawyers in the country. He's like a Tom Girardi. Yeah. What was his famous case? Something about JFK? Hold on.

I'll tell you. It was a famous one. Roy Black. Roy Black. Because I want to find. Oh, here. And this is what she said about the erica gerardi of it all she said i hope people keep an open mind about erica hashtag rhob the law partners slash

accountants didn't know the california bar didn't know the creditors didn't know the city lavishing husband with awards didn't know so why would people assume a singer slash dancer with no background in law and finance should know be nice okay so leah black has spoken and honestly i respect her opinion he's known for his for his gaining an acquittal in 1991 of william kennedy smith on charges of rape oh that's the case from that he met his wife at is it like because he met she served on the jury what right leah black served on the jury of a case that he of the big one gotta get on a jury oh my god that's crazy that's what i remember they are so rich yeah and they've been married forever wow i bet she was happy she got served that day

yeah i mean i can't find it now but that's's what I remember. But correct me if I'm wrong. That's so interesting. The Housewife and the Hustler, June 14th, Hulu. I'll be watching. A hundred percent. Yeah. It's like research. Love that Heather McDonald is in it.

I know. She's a perfect person for it. She is. Like she is a commentator on the subject. And that actually makes me think like this is going to be a well done documentary because they had the foresight to put Heather McDonald. She's so funny and she really knows everything. Yeah.

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she met her husband when she was doing jury duty during the rape trial of William Kennedy Smith. Wow. And Roy was his lawyer. A year later, Leah ran into him and they started to date. Now they've been married since 1994. So I guess they met a year later, not, they just happened to be. No, but like, if they had, it's like when you see someone on Hinge and then you like

meet them in real life. So do you say you and Zach met on Hinge? I say we met at work. Just like they met at the trial. No, you're, no, no, no. Because you and Zach matched on Hinge and like never messaged. And then a year later, like you met at the trial no you're no no because you and zach matched on hinge and like never message and then a year later like you met like two months later whatever so you say that you met at work at work when you met in person listen and go with the one that sounds

better yeah of course the jury's a better story but they say they ran into each other a year later sounds like they just so happened to have been in the same room once but if they hadn't been on that jury she probably would have been like hey i was on the jury and i'm sure the jury became famous so they probably recognized each other from the trial he probably saw her in the box he was working but he was like oh that beautiful lady and then a year later she shows up honestly speaks to his skills as a lawyer that he was able to fall in love with a jury and get the acquittal and also get the acquittal like that's why he's one of the highest paid lawyers in the country and they live in the biggest house of all time that literally has never been cleaned.

100%. Okay. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, part two in Tahoe. The scene opens. This was really, like, the downfall of Sunstruck. Like, that's what the episode should have been called. She was being so chaotic and saying some of the dumbest shit ever. So sensitive, too.

So sensitive about the stupid prank, which wasn't even funny. And honestly, she just, like, kept kind of perpetuating and trying to, like, compare, ever so sensitive too sensitive about the stupid prank which wasn't even funny and honestly she just like kept kind of perpetuating and trying to like compare like her struggles as a white woman to the struggles of crystal as an asian woman and garcelle's black woman when like honestly like they couldn't be more different and crystal i'm i like crystal a lot and i fully understand her frustration like not even being able to give sutton the time of day like Sutton is so fragile and so sensitive and like literally Crystal was I understand that like there was this joke going around and Sutton didn't know so there was like some confusion like that made her cry for some reason but once she once she was in on the joke and everyone explained to her Crystal was like I

was kicking you because I didn't want Kathy like she couldn't let it go yeah she kept like digging herself into this hole and she couldn't get out of her own way and she really should have left and went to her room because she needed just like to remove herself from the situation but like sitting there and trying to get over like to process all of her emotions in front of everyone it was just getting worse and worse and so yeah she wasn't helping herself whatsoever but I think it's clear for the women who have known Sutton for more than one season now that like she is an odd bird yes and so many of the women who didn't really understand her season one just like I think Crystal is experiencing now now know her really like her and consider her a friend with all of her quirks and everything that's very true like Arcelle was being very protective understanding and I think even like

remember I feel like last season Erica and Dor dorit had like no time for something now like there's just more understanding of her because sometimes people take a minute to figure out and so i think crystal's experience what everybody is experienced last season with sutton where it's just like what's wrong with this woman but i think crystal has a lower threshold for sutton's bullshit yeah definitely but i just think that like when you come into this group like sutton is just like the obvious weak link yeah because everybody else is like so like sure of themselves and fabulous and this and that and like Sutton is just like oh bizarre she's just bizarre yeah so I can understand why they're not meshing whatsoever right now and I think Sutton did absolutely

nothing to help her case but now things are going to get weird with this next like scene into next week I was like literally like my heart was beating fast like when Crystal who was still miked and on the phone with her friend I guess when you're new to a show like you always forget that you're miked she didn't even say anything so bad that conversation wouldn't have been aired if Sutton didn't go downstairs because Sutton got drunk because why was she going down to her room to bring her her coat in the middle of the night like yeah oh I guess well maybe they say she left the room like 20 minutes before and she left her coat upstairs they said 45 minutes later oh okay okay that make that tracks so she might have just been like trying to like be helpful and extend an olive branch you know when like you get you're drunk and you just want to help everyone yeah it was just like a weird

thing it was just really weird and then especially considering next week we find out that like Crystal was naked and she was just complaining on the phone how like she thinks Sutton is so weird and like and coming for her and creepy and then she walks in and she's naked so no it's weird it's a weird dynamic one in which I don't think we've ever seen and last week we were saying how like we really feel like we don't get to know like Kathy Hilton at all and I feel like this episode was like a decent amount of Kathy Hilton time and like I don't know I kind of lived for like she just literally did not go on that torturous trip that took like an hour to get to an hour to get back and the women were like beat when they were done and she just like slept

till 12 she drank a Red Bull because she thought it was a soft drink like she was being funny so I feel like I still don't know a lot about her but she brings like a levity and like a fun like the prank was her idea she brings like a good vibe and I actually think Kyle's like very relaxed around her yeah yeah not like she was with Kim because I always felt like she I feel like she felt like she had to protect him whereas like Kathy is a grown woman and she knows how like and Kathy can hold her own and like socialize without the help of Kyle but I think Kyle likes having her cool older sister there makes Kyle feel cool yeah definitely um I just like really, and she wasn't even in this episode,

but the previews for next week when they get into the Denise stuff again and Lisa Rinna just says again, like, no, I was so wrong. Let's move on. No, like you literally ruined someone's life. Like, can we take a breath and like, let's discuss it.

Like the way you always want to own it, Lisa. Like other people. No, no, but here's the thing. Like she is owning it, but it's like, okay, so now what's the repercussions? What about Denise? Justice for Denise.

Like, you can't... She just, like, thinks... She is owning it. You're right. But, like, there's no... It's, like, it's so weird. It's such a weird feeling to, like, for... To have someone be so wrong and damaging to someone else's life and then also, like, take

full... Responsibility. Responsibility. But, like, there is no... Emotion. Yeah. It's just... It's a weird tactic yeah no it's brilliant because nobody can say you're not i know i need garcelle to uh keep going no to bring

denise into the fold because lisa really needs to say this all to denise right so it's so easy that's what it is it's so easy for lisa to like completely own it say she was wrong she was the leader of this whole movement with all the girls. When Denise is not around. Say it to Denise. Yeah. And bring Denise back on the show. Bring back Denise. I'm not over it.

No. Justice for fucking Denise. Yeah. But other than that, what really happened? It was like a good episode, but nothing major. Yeah. I thought that like the prank was just like a little stupid. And I can imagine like obviously Sutton was just so sensitive and handled everything so wrong but like if everybody is at a table texting in on a joke and they all decided

to tell the next person next person but like nobody told her I would feel like a loser too yeah and then when they were sitting down afterwards in the living room I'm like wow everyone was involved on the joke except for her and Kyle and I guess like Kyle just doesn't care but like you're right like she's so insecure and like she's so not sure of herself so like everyone's texting everyone's in on somebody you think it's about you yeah and also they just had this like heavy conversation about being southern and race and all these things so like she probably was already like feeling like she said the wrong thing right and now everyone's texting and it's like it feels like it's about her 100 but then she just emotionally handled it

like irrationally no the walk from the sprinter vans to the living room was so chaotic like everyone like hovering over each other it was just so messy um and and it appears as things don't get better with crystal because we have that iconic scene like what am i jealous of your leather pants like things don't get better between crystal and sutton. Which is frustrating because I do like them both. I actually don't think, like, some people are meant to be friends. You know? Like, they're just so different. I don't know.

I think I could see them being friends next season. I think they just, I think Sutton's a really difficult person to understand. Yes. But she has won over so, like, the whole cast. So many people. When last season she was like, like, put the mouse down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally.

But I really like Crystal. I have to say to say like I think she's really like adapting very well very quickly making friends with a lot of the girls and I really really like her like I think she's great I think she brings great energy to the show she brings a whole new level of like rich Hollywood film industry which I love and I think she's really holding her own very well. I totally agree. Yeah. Great, great stuff so far, ladies. And good episode.

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