The Toast - S5 Ep1: The Time Name Continuum: Monday, January 3rd, 2022

Episode Date: January 3, 2022

Betty White 'Died Peacefully in Her Sleep' at Home, Agent Says (PEOPLE) Hulu's 'The Kardashians' teaser trailer drops on New Year's Eve (Page Six) Kanye West to tear down $4.5M home across street from Kim Kardashian (NY Post) Miley Cyrus Suffers Wardrobe During New Year's Performance (The Hollywood Reporter) Ghislaine Maxwell convicted of sex-trafficking girls for Jeffrey Epstein (NY Post) Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy New Year. Happy Monday. It's the Mondayest Monday of all Mondays. Hey, Claude, how are you doing? Hello, everyone. Happy 2022. Hi, Jackie. So excited to be back on the air with my gal. So excited to be back on the air, though I am a bit RDH because we aren't in studio, as you can probably tell, which, you know, is a Jackie's choice. I'm going to take that one on the chin. Just case numbers in New York are still leading the country. And so I need to do what's best and make the best decision.

So we're podcasting remotely. But every day this week will be different. We are going to do some Zoom episodes for the YouTube listeners. But today is just podcast only to get back in the saddle, and I apologize. Don't apologize, Jackie. We have an LC to protect, and I don't think anyone is taking that lightly. I really don't. I think I've gotten nothing but understanding from our listeners, but it really is just so crazy how really things could not be worse in terms of COVID right now in COVID cases and it's it's crunch time for me so that means PFH podcast from home yeah and we're gonna try and keep it spicy interesting I'm gonna get Ben

on some episodes maybe me and Ben can go into the studio but I agree it's the right thing to do and you know what we have so much to say sometimes I really feel like a podcast from a podcast only episode is the perfect place to have like emotional verbal diarrhea. Like there's just been so much going on. We haven't been on the podcast for like two or three weeks. And a PFH is the perfect thing right now. Agreed. Also, it is the new year. This is just like, how do you feel on the first Monday of the new year? It's such an overwhelming day. Yes. It's a bizarre thing to start a new year working from home because even if I'm super productive, like my hair is gross, I'm wearing pajamas, I'm not wearing a bra. I'm never going to feel like I'm reaching my full potential when I am working from home.

So there's that, but I'm not going to let it sidetrack my headspace. You know, you're in charge of your own mentality. And today my mentality is positive. It's productive. We're getting back to work. We're changing lives. We're saving lives, you know? Wow. Are these some resolutions from you that I'm hearing? Some positivity in the new year? no oh okay sorry sorry I'm I'm always positive I just want to say and every time I'm positive you act like I'm oh are you turning a new leaf bitch I'm always positive always like you can count on me to be positive okay maybe maybe that's right but I just want to say like when you are positive it's not not just me who's like, hey, Claude, are we turning a new leaf? Like everybody's like Claudia's positive.

Well, you know what? I want to say I resent I resent that wholeheartedly. Like, are you turning a new leaf? What was my old leaf? I'm always maybe maybe sometimes I mask my positivity with a, you know, a little bit of negativity. Yeah. But I still am positive. Like I stand by that that I'm a really positive person I stand by that like I don't think there's anything different about me okay but you know on the first day of the new year like everybody is leading with positivity with of course optimism of course we're all putting our best foot forward and that's always exciting

yeah it is and I'm really gonna I'm gonna do do it. You know, today I'm gonna be productive. I'm gonna do shit, you know, get shit done. I've been meaning to clean out like so many crevices of my apartment. Christmas has passed you guys and I did not see the snow by Christmas in my own apartment. We were away and we were in a beautiful mountain home

and I did see the snow by Christmas, but that doesn't really count. The apartment search is just not, if you live in New York right now, like cases are so bad, but they're not bad enough that StreetEasy has become a free-for-all. You know, it's still tough out there for us StreetEasy users. Yeah. I'm sorry that it didn't happen for you. It's really out of your hands and not your fault. I agree. Yeah. So don't beat yourself up over it.

So Jax, how was your vacation my vacation was amazing it was so nice to vacate to leave the city to get fresh air to get you know brew out of his usual routine and just spend the time with family we it was extremely low-key extremely relaxing you know didn't move a muscle but I was just so I've been so fatigued like that's I mean that's really been the the theme of my whole pregnancy but like now I am just energy battery level is at like five percent I'm constantly on low battery so it was really nice to not require any battery how was it it was lovely it was lovely I am really happy to be home because you know I could be at the best hotel in the best city but at certain point like nothing is quite like being in your own house with your own things your own bed um and so I was very excited to get home last

night after really an amazing amazing vacation so good to see the fam. So good to spend time with Kayla. But now I'm ready, you know, like I'm ready to be a New York City gal again. Yeah. And you have a big year ahead of you with your tour, just so much stuff coming up that's so exciting. And so it's time to get back to work. Oh, my God. You know, I have something coming up that I have not shared that is so unlike me because, you know, I love to promote a project. And we're coming up on the one year anniversary of my book coming out, which is January 25th, which this year will be the paperback release of my book. So January 25th, 2021 was when my book came out. And now January 25th, 2022 is when my paperback comes out.

So that is available for pre-order. You guys know the drill. It's the same as last time. But check it out. I'm really excited. Paperback is so legit. I've actually like never read a hardcover book except my own. I'm always constantly purchasing paperback. Yeah, paperback is nice when there's the option. But you know, for some books, it takes a year till there is just like yours. So I do prefer a hardcover, but I love a paperback, especially for traveling. So it's nice that everyone will have the option to get both. And that's a very exciting milestone.

You also have another secret project that you referenced. Oh, yeah. That, you know, is your secret to tell. It's not my secret to tell. You know what? I mean, I feel like we're just spilling secrets. Maybe that's today's episode, like spilling secrets. Yes, a new project that has been really delayed because, you know, my artistry comes first,

always and forever. Like, I will not release a work of art unless I am really, really sure that it is up to my, you know, my vision. And so I've been working on this new song for a very long time and it is finally done. So I'm going to release it in a few weeks. I really want everyone to, you know, learn it, live it, eat it, breathe it, sleep it so we can sing it on tour together. And it's, Jackie, like it's unique. Like it is not what you would expect from a girl like me.

Yeah, I've listened to it a few times now. And I have to be honest, like it has gotten stuck in my head. And that is the hallmark of a bop. It's the hallmark of a bop. I couldn't agree more. So critically acclaimed musician is coming out with another song. I know Page Six is probably going to write it up. So just get all your facts straight.

Claudia O-S-H-R-Y. Thank you. Claudia, that's beautiful. We're so happy for you. And thank you for bringing music and light into our new year. And positivity. Well, other than that, I do feel like it was kind of an uneventful vacation break, like in just like the celebrity world, which was a pleasure, you know.

But we're going to catch up on- I hate when we're on vacation and like so much is happening and like we're supposed to be vacating but like we just need to discuss you know all the happenings but there was very of course Betty White there was a few things that happened over the course of the last couple weeks but nothing earth-shattering that required an emergency episode right usually we're on vacation we're like you know what we have to do a fast five patreon just to like download on everything that's happening because like we're gonna burst if we don't talk about it we did not feel this way this time so on this episode today we'll be talking about everything that happened in the last two weeks but also it opened us up to do some

really fun Patreon episodes while we were on vacation so if you are not a Patreon member yet check it out patreon.com slash the morning toast we posted three episodes from vacation the first was an all scenes on deck podcast episode that has become like an annual tradition when we're all on vacation together all four sisters get on the podcast and chat then we did a truth or drink where you guys asked some really hysterical salacious questions and the girls either had to answer truthfully or take a sip of their alcohol. That one was really fun and fun for me because I didn't really have to do anything. Like open a vein. And then we did a drunk, though not so drunk, get ready with us for New Year's Eve.

We forgot to drink. We did. You forgot to drink. You and Margo took like two shots. But it was fun to just like get glam. We hadn't put on makeup the whole trip. So we were just like swapping makeup tips and having a good time. Being girly girls. head over to patreon.com slash the morning toast for all this bonus content and you know 2022 is just going to be like another year of premium

patreon another year of premium patreon another year of killer episodes from jacks and i and when jacks is on maternity leave we're going to get some fun special guests. So it's really going to be, I don't want to, you know, say anything too crazy, but I have a feeling 2022 is going to be the year of the morning toast. I'm just putting it out there. I love, I love that sentiment. I love that positivity. Love the delusion. Okay.

Well, I guess without further ado. Wait, wait, before we jump in, there's one more thing. Okay. Well, I guess without further ado. Wait, wait. Before we jump in, there's one more thing. Okay. You and I both reached our Goodreads reading challenge at the end of the year. We crammed in those books. I read 30 books, which is more books than I have read in my entire life leading up to 2021. So I just want to thank my sister Jackie for really encouraging me giving me her Kindle she didn't even charge me for it like just forked it over

really encouraged me gave me great recommendations I really couldn't have made it here without you Jackie so I want to thank you I'd like to thank the Toasters for constantly recommending encouraging motivating me and honestly I want to thank myself like I'm really proud of myself like I'm a very stubborn person like when I don't want to do something I don't do it if I don't

like something I don't change that but I don't change that. But I don't know, I opened myself up to reading. It's been a huge part of my year and I'm really proud of myself. Like I can't believe I read 30 books. I'm so proud of you and I'm so glad you mentioned that because I hit my reading goal too. And like, I'm proud of both of us that like we weren't readers and now we're readers, but really our personalities are different where I, I like to do stuff like that makes me, you know, that I don't enjoy doing just so I can like. Challenges you. I like to do stuff like that makes me you know that I don't enjoy doing just so I can challenges you I like to do challenge like I did that juice cleanse like I went to the wellness retreat like I do like to like push myself and you really don't like

you're very comfortable so it honestly like it's a huge credit to you that you have changed your behaviors and have incorporated reading into your life in such a huge way. So I'm really proud of you. Thank you for understanding. Like, I'm really a creature of habit. So for me to do anything new, let alone hit my goal, I'm very pleased. It's like I lost weight. You know, like, that's something I'll never do. But like, it's like I did it.

Yeah, no, you did it. I hit my goal in the, like, literally with five hours to spare of 2021. I didn't think I was going to do it. So in 2020, I read 65 books and I figured I wouldn't read that many in 2022 because it's not like we were all under lockdown the whole year but then you know right my back half of the year turned out to be very free so I wanted to hit get the same amount of books and I and I did it which I'm really excited about but I set my goal for 2022 now and my goal for 2022 is 30 books which is far less than what I've

been reading you have a child I'm gonna be a new mom so I'm not gonna have as much time but automatically I'll read 10 books in the year for red I mean sorry 12 books for redheads that's true so that means another like one and a half books a month during leisure time and I feel like I might achieve that so it's not a lofty goal but it kind of. And I feel like I might achieve that. So it's not a lofty goal, but it kind of is. But compared to what I've been doing, it's less than half. The kid's got to sleep at some point. And also I'll probably read like eight books between like from now until the kid comes. And that'll. Right. Because you're on like major lockdown now. Right. So that'll really like be a nice cheat cheat then I only have to read like three books outside of redhead yeah yeah that's a good call yeah so that's exciting also I found

out such an interesting factoid yesterday for some from someone who dm'd me that I am the number two number 22 most followed person on goodreads this month what isn't that crazy how did you find that out how did that person find it out so they dm me and goodreads is so difficult to navigate as like a social platform yeah i don't know how to find anyone i have like three friends and it's you and the redheads and i i was like trying i was like googling like most followed goodreads there's no like list or anything but she said when you when you see my profile as an outsider it says number 22 most followed and then if you click that it gives you a list of the 50 most followed people this month this year and all time so I'm not like all time but this month I must have been very influential in the reading space so you're always welcome to

follow me on goodreads I don't know how you get there I can't figure it out you're the only person I followed there's like a friend of mine Markel like we always are swapping books we cannot So you're always welcome to follow me on Goodreads. I don't know how you get there. I can't figure it out. You're the only person I follow. There's a friend of mine, Markel, we always are swapping books. We cannot connect on the platform. We have to connect via text. As a social platform, it's atrocious. Why everyone doesn't have a username, Claudia1234, that I could search? It's so stupid.

It's so stupid. And also, what's the difference between following someone and being their friend? Being a friend. I don't know. the difference between following someone and being their friend being a friend I don't know regardless it just made me feel like really proud and was a really cool flex so I just wanted to share that with the group that's pretty sickening just like you know being influential in the book space speaking of which new redheads episode drops on Thursday I just started the new book it's a snitch's choice which is a great way to start the year because it's like if you want to

pick up with us and you've not read in a while a snitch's choice is a pretty good barrier to entry and it's really good snitch said she finished it last night and she cried hysterically I saw I actually think I'm gonna read it I think so far I think I'm 25% in I think you would like it it's very easy reading except there's like a hat situation that I'm not enjoying. A Mrs. Hat is in the book? Like she's trapped. She has a really long travel day, four flights. And like she's wearing wedges and like a wide brim hat. And that's just like unforgivable.

Unforgivable. So we'll see. Well, we've got a great show for you guys we're gonna catch up on all things pop culture we're gonna recap salt lake city i caught up on the three episodes i was behind on um and to be honest i've never been more confused about what's going on in a franchise in my entire life they are so messy so we'll get into that i just want to say like they've really fumbled the ball i jackie that's exactly i was preparing to come on here and say that they fumbled the ball. Jackie, that's exactly, I was preparing to come on here and say that. They fumbled the ball on this opportunity

of having a national case shine a spotlight on their show and like how are the women gonna handle it? And everybody's talking about it and everything that they've done since the news came out, like they have just fumbled this opportunity. Like they are all over. Couldn't agree more. They are all over the place

it's to the point now where they're when they're conversing and saying each other's names I don't even know who's who Jackie I was literally like looking at Lisa last night I'm like you're Meredith like I literally these they're so confusing to me I don't know who's on what side for real and like I don't even know who I can get behind there was I was reading tweets last night there was a tweet about Heather and I was like there's a Heather on this show they confused me to the point that I don't know their names anymore yeah no they are out of control they're out of control okay I'm so glad we agree we'll get into the recap after the fast five so without further ado it is time for the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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thought she would live forever he said in an earlier statement I will miss her terribly and so will the animal world that she loved so much I don't think Betty ever feared passing because she always wanted to be with her most beloved husband Alan Ludden she believed she would be with him again while uh she was gearing up to celebrate her 100th birthday on January 17th and ahead of that day in a cover story, Betty opened up to People magazine about how she was feeling about turning 100 years old. So I just want to say there's two things, two roads I want to travel down. The first is that Betty White is an icon. I never watched the Golden Girls, but I have a husband who was weirdly, incredibly impacted by that show. He loved it so much. I think he's a Blanche girly. and i just she left a legacy i'm a big hot in cleveland girly i know she just left a legacy that

you know that will live on she was a trailblazer for women in the in the tv industry she was on tv in 1939 which is insane so she's a queen but i also want to say i don't know who was running betty's um pr but i just think like doing a story on her 100th birthday. This is so funny. Maybe it's because I'm Jewish and we just don't do stuff like this. Like doing a story on her 100th birthday, like a month before, like it's such bad luck. Like I would never agree to. You'd have to wait till her 101st birthday, honestly. Yeah, I mean, I agree. It's not great timing, but clearly she was comfortable with the decision.

And so they went forth. And I guess now, like in hindsight, it will be like a celebratory issue of her life, which, you know, if they hadn't done anything, then there wouldn't be anything to, you know, consume and take in the almost 100 years that she spent on this earth. Yeah, I guess. But I mean, overall, I agree with with you but i'm just trying to look at it from a more positive

perspective that's so you yeah but it's um it's unfortunate and she didn't make it to 100 but still 99 is amazing amazing all she accomplished was amazing she's a queen we will miss her dearly but she lived a good life and she went peacefully in her sleep so honestly like what more could you ask for from an icon right what more could you ask for than like 95 99 iconic years and to then go peacefully in your sleep right and you go so beloved and right. Such an impact, a positive impact on the world. It's it is a dream. Yeah. To go out with that sort of like love for you as an icon legend.

It's it's a beautiful thing to see. So obviously her passing is sad, but it's a celebration of a life well lived. Yes. So our next story on New Year's Eve, the Kardashians dropped a new teaser for their Hulu show, a little trailer, where it's really just the girls wishing us a happy new year, which was really kind of them. Thank you, girls. Yeah, no, but like a trailer. It's a trailer. It was not.

It wasn't even a teaser. It was a teaser. No, it wasn't even a teaser. It was a T. It was a T. Agreed. a teaser no it wasn't even a teaser it was a tea it was a tea agreed but it was like the first step towards this something this new chapter and we got to see the girls back together everyone's there wishing us a happy new year which was really i feel really sweet and you know from a branding perspective it did seem like they kept a lot of the same motifs, fonts.

They love to put the women side by side with like a line between them. They kept a lot of the same motifs and elements and branding from the Kardashians show. Yeah, I agree. But I also think it's like that's what they're comfortable with. Like obviously this lighting. They know like they're not going to just because it's a new network doesn't mean we're going to step into some harsh lighting. No, no, no. But everybody really looks incredible. We got to see Kylie, you know, with a new network doesn't mean we're going to step into some harsh lighting. No, no, no. But everybody really looks incredible.

We got to see Kylie. You know, with a new show, it's always unclear if she's going to be participating. Plus, she's been extremely low-key recently, which we'll talk about. But she was there as well, which was exciting. Hopefully, that means that she will be involved more than she was. Yeah, I mean, a lot of people think, like, since she's been so low-key, that means she's given birth, but then she did post an Instagram story with her belly. Obviously, there's no way of knowing,

because we don't know, like, how far along she was. But honestly, I don't like to be, like, up people's vaginas, literally. Like, when she had the baby, she will tell us. Agreed, but do you think that she gave birth? No. I think she did. I don't know. You two have always

like for me at least in my mind you've been on the same like planet. Time frame. Month yeah. I don't think so. I'm trying to like think back and first of all she's been low key ever since Astroworld and she's not been you know posting on Instagram or stories or

anything so you know maybe we would have known more if things had happened differently I think she's just been like being very private but also Stormy has been seen around like at Chris's house yes with the other sisters and I feel I think that's what parents do when they're bringing when they have a new child home so that like you know they can acclimate and then introduce Stormy but it's also holiday break and maybe like the kids are out of school and like stormy's hanging out with her cousins and her grandma yes yes but like stormy is always should always be hanging out with her cousins and her

grandma we never see her that much on other people's platforms plus there was the baby bottle in uh courtney and travis's story and so i feel, and also based on like the trajectory of her bump, I do, I did always think she was a little bit further ahead than me. So I think, I think it might've happened. Okay. I mean,

you've made a compelling case. There's also a large conspiracy theory on Tik TOK about Kendall. Maybe that she and Devin Booker have gotten married. She did a little photo dump of her gorgeous farm holiday. And she did a mirror picture with her and Devin, and he's wearing a gold band like on his finger. And boys don't really wear like, like when a girl wears a ring on her finger, like it could be a cocktail ring. No, and it's also like, this is the finger that fits the ring of this size. Like move on.

Yeah. It's, it's something to think this is the finger that fits the ring of this size. Like, move on. Yeah. It's something to think about. That's so interesting. But it's also a mirror picture. It could have been a reflection. It could have been the other hand. Like, you really never know. I saw the farm dump. But even if it was the other hand, to wear a ring finger on either hand,

to wear a ring on your ring finger on either hand as a man. Agreed. Says something. In a long-term relationship. That's really interesting didn't even know that that was that was out there also I just want to say the fact that Kylie did post a video of her belly on Instagram stories makes me think that also she gave birth she's trying to throw off the scent yeah yeah that's like classic Kylie so um that's what I think but obviously obviously it's, you know, her life and she obviously wants her privacy. So I will drop it.

Do you have any name predictions? No, I couldn't predict a Kardashian name if, you know, if I tried billion dollars. But, you know, I just want to throw some names out there in case they end up being right. She could continue with the weather motif and she could do cloudy named after me obviously which would be super cute does she know what she's having i mean do we know what she's having we don't but we think it's a boy based on emojis rain oh no they have a rain they have a rain okay otherwise that would be great tree oh they have true too similar bush i don't think it will be another i'm trying to think of a nature i don't think it will be weather motif because that's what we thought with like north

we thought the next one was going to be south yeah i think she's going to have to go in a different direction otherwise this baby will always just be like you know in stormy shadow second yeah later in the shadow of the storm. Literally. Shadow of the storm. Literally. So do you have any other name presentations? I think John.

No, I think like Matthew. What about Dave? That's like cool and unique. Dave Webster. Kind of like very elegant. I agree. Honestly, whatever she chooses, like very elegant. I agree. Honestly, whatever she chooses, like will become the coolest name. So no.

And it will become a name. That's the thing. Like with Kardashians, like when with North, I'm like, that's not a name. It's a direction. But then you just we use the names true, stormy, North, rain. We use them so much. Yeah. Like their names now. they are names when they

weren't considered names they were just letters it's honestly naming a child I think is like the biggest decision it's the it's the biggest deal ever I can't believe more people like don't talk about how stressful yeah or I also can't believe more people don't change their names that like everybody for the most part there's a lot of success with like what your parents name you and you're happy with it. Well, do you feel connected to your name? Yeah. Is that okay?

Yeah, no, I was just asking. Yes, I feel connected to my name, Jackie. Do you want to ask me? Do you feel connected to your name? I really don't. The name Claudia and then me, when I disassociate the two, I'm like, what is Claudia? I just don't feel like a Claudia. I don't really look like a Claudia.

And it's not, I'm not going to lie, it's not my favorite name. I don't love it. Oh my God, it's so stunning. And that's so crazy to hear you say that but I do sometimes feel like you know I'll be watching a show or something right there's like a character Jackie and it will take me like eight episodes to be like that's my name so but then imagine if like you had a really common name like Ben Soffer my husband has a thousand friends with the name Ben and it's like some of my friends have now married or are dating other people named Ben Ben, suffer, my husband, has a thousand friends with the name Ben.

And it's like some of my friends have now married or are dating other people named Ben. Like you're just one in a million. So like I don't know what's better, what's worse. But like that's something Ben experiences once a day. Yeah, that's really hard. But then he also has just like a, you know, a beautiful name. And that's the price of a name. And that's the reason why it's been around for so long popular because it's tried and true but yeah I mean first of all just as like an

ordinary person to name a child is a is a really big under like it's it's I used to feel this way about like picking out your wedding dress it's like you can have any dress in the whole world so the one that you pick like that's what you're saying is the best like that is such a I don't agree with that no but like that's what you're saying is the best like that is such a I don't agree with that no but like that's really a that's your personal style you know like no one else no I actually disagree I disagree okay how so because wedding dresses you really can't have any wedding dress in the world first of all so many people are limited by so many different things like for me like I had to rule out 50% of dresses because I wanted to wear sleeves some people want to show boobs

some people don't want to show boobs they want certain necklines they're limited by budget like they're actually at the end of the day once you go and try on dresses there's only like five that actually realistically suit you okay I I do agree with that to a degree and you know I couldn't wear any dress that I wanted but right also because like. Kendall Jenner, Kendall Jenner could have, she has that problem, the wedding dress. I agree. She is not limited by budget, by silhouette, by fitting. She is a model.

Yes. Okay. Kendall Jenner. I feel stressful for her when the time comes or maybe it has already come. Right. Because she could wear any wedding dress in the world. So whatever she chooses, it's like,

that's what you think is the best. And you will be just like, that is you. That is you. that is creme creme so better be for the fucking creme sorry if you're in new jersey that means cream exactly but generally speaking i do feel like a wedding dress it's like no one else could like you can't really copy you have to really use your own taste and originality and it really says a lot about you once you get past the barriers that like one has okay when choosing so also I feel that way about a name and it's this is an even bigger deal so one as an ordinary person it's hard to just like pick a name for a human being for the rest of their life that's so much pressure

but two as like a celebrity who does like the Kardashians where they are like you know pulling these names at random a little bit it's even even more, I think it's more pressure. I guess they could always go like the traditional route if they wanted to, but it's like, where do they come up with these names? No, and the thing is, no name is safe. Stormy's not in the baby naming book. Like, they can't even use the books.

But I'm saying the book, like I actually think in the next couple years those names will be in the books that's the influence of the Kardashians some I I think some I think that about like celebrity kids there are some celebrity kid names that at first seemed like really crazy and now they're less crazy sounding yeah but there are some celebrity names that seem crazy and they're less crazy sounding yeah but there are some celebrity names that seem crazy and they're still crazy apple i was thinking about apple too and i i thought that it's less crazy now it's still so crazy okay yeah i don't know anyways oh that's where my head's at these

days so i'm just well clearly because we were literally having a million conversations over the last month about your baby name it's the great I can't believe people do it every day just pick a name and they really don't they don't no but like every day there are names that are chosen and people have to live with them forever so that is really crazy that it happens every day yeah it is okay I'm ready to move on to our next story then are you sure though I was enjoying this riveting conversation me too I could really talk about like names and like the meaning of names and like what like how time changes names you know. Time and names are another very interesting dynamic. It's the time name conundrum. Continuum.

Continuum. It's also a conundrum, though. That's so true. Okay, ready for our next story? Yes. Kanye West will tear down a $4.5 million home across the street from Kim Kardashian. Kanye West will tear down a $4.5 million home across the street from Kim Kardashian. So this news came out over the holidays that Kanye has bought the house across the street from Kim for $4.5 million and he will tear it down.

He only bought it for the location. It's near Kim and the kids and he has a vision for the house and plans on constructing ASAP. So this has caused a little bit of, you know, debate. Yeah, because people are so fucking annoying. oh he's joe from you he's a stalker it's his fucking kids like how nice like to have the means where you can co-parent from next door like fuck off everyone is so dramatic yeah it's it sparked a debate whether this is cute or creepy i am team cute for sure it just is for the kids okay so nice for the kids to just hop from one to the other it's giving it's reminding me of like gina kirshenheider's casita

where the intention was like the kids didn't have to move very often because they would like switch in the house but obviously this is like on a different scale and i think it's a really cute sweet move also they spent so long building that house together they clearly both like the location enough to plop down this entire estate on it so I'm sure he likes the community and wants to be near his kids I think it's like a really cute sweet thing and considering they have the means to do something like this it's a nice way to coexist as a modern family right and Kim has said like many times that they're not on bad terms she's been to like all of his concerts since they announced that they were getting

divorced they're clearly co-parenting or at least trying to co-parent parent in a nice you know peaceful way so there really isn't anything weird about this the kardashians are a very tightly knit family i mean scott who was never married toourtney and is the father like he's super involved with the family there's really nothing weird about this and people are just like really like trying to make drama where there's not drama yeah I agree I only saw this as extremely uh sweet and I'm like how nice you have enough money to drop five million dollars on a house so that you can be next to your kids and happens to be in like a gorgeous neighborhood like what's wrong with that no I mean it's really a dream I a dream and you know considering Kim's doing her own thing and also Kanye's like dating and stuff

and even though he like yes and goes around that he says that he loves Kim like to me it's like if I'm Kim I'm like oh this is the best of both worlds like my husband's still hung up on me and I'm like dating whoever I want like I come out smelling like flowers oh and yeah but Kanye is a little misleading because he was like this entire week in Miami with an actress like yes I I did see that no and so that's why I it still goes back to my original point of like they're just doing their thing and but he's still in love with her you know yeah of course I mean I'm still in love with her. Speaking of Miami, our next story. Okay, great. I was literally just about to say, do we have a story on Miley?

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By the way, overwhelmingly positive. And Ryan Seacrest should be quaking right now because we were on YouTube TV. I mean, I think more people than ever watched from home this year. So because like the Omicron outbreak was like a week before. So I think there were more people watching in general and there was more content. Maybe I just don't watch a lot, but I'm always saying it's like rock and Dick and Clark and like something else. But there was Nashville's Big Bash on CBS, which was excellent, hosted by Bobby Bones. Amazing performers. They had Darius Rucker.

They had Gabby Barrett. They had Dierks Bentley, Luke Bryan, Jason Aldean. They really had all the big Lady A. Like, they really killed it. Then there was Miley and Pete, which was like a two-hour thing that started at 10. The lineup wasn't really my taste in music. Like I don't, I really listened to mostly country.

So you think I'd be drawn most to the Nashville Big Bash. But Miley was, I'm sorry, she was everything of the sort. She was charismatic. She was gorgeous. Her looks were everything. Her singing is just spectacular. And I really feel like she found a good thing and like I wouldn't be surprised if this becomes like a yearly thing for her she was excellent

I agree that she was excellent um it felt like you know like a little bit like an award show with all the different performances and the sketches and she was the host and she really did such a great job I thought that her and Pete I just assumed it would be annoying because like everything that you know is put out these days is really annoying but I thought they had a really good dynamic the sketches were funny though you know drawn out which whatever at least the premises were funny Miley did like her song she did a lot of covers she sang the climb which just felt like this gift that was just given to us and said you know go forth and prosper into 2022 And don't forget that it's about the climb. And like, I feel like I had forgotten that it's about the climb.

I had completely forgotten that life's about the climb. And Brandi Carlile and Miley were just there to remind me, which was super, super helpful. Yeah. And even the other acts who were not necessarily for me, like Jack Harlow, 24 Karatat golden even though I like that song mood you know it was it was a good time so I I thought it was all so well done and then when you go when you would flip back to like Ryan Seacrest in New York City it was just fucking bleak and like when

you would look at the crowds or lack thereof again bleak like it was really kind of depressing and yeah Miley's was in Miami where clearly you know there's this joie de vivre that is just not happening in New York right now and I think that it really was like the future of what we could look to expect from New Year's Eve specials plus I love Nashville but Nashville ended at like when Miley began so we really watched both and I thought both of those programs did a far better job by miles than what the Dick and Clark in I agree and there's also yeah we were flipping through going to uh Ryan Seacrest and they were playing clips from literally 1995 like Mariah Carey singing hero from five years ago and they were just like I don't know if they

because we really didn't watch I don't even know if they had fresh live performers or they were just using clips. But I know Ryan Seacrest is like a really busy man. And I just really feel like he should not be doing this. Like it's really, it's lowbrow now. And they're just like kind of doing too much. Like they have to have like a million influencers and actresses, like just do what people want.

They want funny content, funny hosts, good interviews and uh good performers and they had really none of that yeah no we tuned in for one live performance and it was usher singing um i forgot which song but it was a good song but the performance was like so bad and i also just think like and this pains me as a lifelong new yorker like there's something about new york that's just not it anymore. Like for forever, New York, Times Square, the ball, the glamour, the glitz. Slowly over time, it's become like really corny and tacky. And now it's like all sponsored by Planet Fitness and like the moronic mayor comes out. It's just not it anymore. And like, I think some other city,

like they should see the gap in the market. Like New York was it for, for new years, but there's a gap now. Like it's no longer it. No one wants to come and stand in Times Square and like be standing between people's vomit. I think another city should step up and make it like their thing now. Cause it is our thing, but we're not doing it very well. No.

And I think that that could be Miami. I think they should get their own ball. And like, that's where, that's where the party's at. So. And everyone, literally everyone I know for the last five years has fled to Florida

for New Year's. It's really becoming like the new year new city. Yeah. No, it's it's an interesting it's an interesting shift. And I feel like this year was like the end of an era for. Yeah, it was officially sad. It was officially officially sad but anyways and Miley was the one you know with that hammer putting the nail in the coffin like she was

sensational charismatic unique I have only positive things to say and the wardrobe malfunction she handled like a fucking pro okay but we were watching it live we were quaking did you think it was real people yes people are like saying you know it was staged like for a little bit no so she was performing with 24 karat golden they finished they gave each other a hug and like one of his bracelets got caught on the back of her chain mail and you see her like feel it fall off and she grabs her boobs and he walks off stage not knowing that he did that, and then she starts singing Party in the USA for as long as she can until she just drops the shirt, walks off stage. It was definitely real. Got it. I thought it was real too, but I am also, you know, a little bit naive sometimes, so. Right. I would never like see

that and think, oh, that's staged, but sometimes those things are staged or planned, so. No, I think it was real. Yeah, no, she handled it great. All of or planned so no I think it was real yeah no she handled it great all of her looks were great and it was really it was a treat for everyone who was staying at home and it was it was quite surprising a treat is the perfect word and also you know that means that Pete was in Miami Kanye was in Miami I didn't see Kim and Miami so I guess she didn't get her new year's kiss oh that's so sad I know but I'm sure she was like with her kids being cute but still her I can't believe her and Pete are like still going strong stronger than ever yeah I mean I feel so all over the place about them you know

yeah I'm net positive of course course, of course, of course. But I think, you know, having been so close to them at one point, I definitely felt, you know, shocks of fraudulence. For sure, but fraudulence wears off, and so it's been a while. There's proof in the pudding. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Is it the final story?

Do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do. Oh, it's the final story. 2022 is my bitch.

Amazing. I mean, we have to start the new year singing the final story, even though we try not to sing when we're doing remote because we can never get it to sync up. Yeah, sorry. I had to take that one on as a solo. I understand. No, no, no. That's what I was hoping you would do.

Our fifth and final story is a little justice news. Yeah, sorry. I had to take that one on as a solo. I understand. No, no, no. That's what I was hoping you would do. Our fifth and final story is a little justice news. Ghislaine Maxwell has been convicted of sex trafficking girls for Jeffrey Epstein. Ghislaine Maxwell was convicted last Wednesday evening of recruiting and grooming underage girls for years as Jeffrey Epstein's madam, capping a stunning fall from grace for the British socialite who could now spend the rest of her life behind bars galane sat still as the unanimous verdict on five of six counts was read aloud when it was done she poured herself a cup of water and took a swig then conferred with her lawyer she showed no emotion as she was hauled out of the federal court in lower manhattan in front of her siblings who were seated in the front row the jury deliberated for five full days requesting troves of evidence and

sorted witness testimonies that were presented during the month-long case before finding her guilty a sentencing date has not yet been set right so i think the i'm overwhelmed joyed overjoyed i can't even say in words how great i am that the justice system has not failed us guilty on i think all but one count. So that's great. But I do think the real, you know, sign of whether or not this is, I'm sorry to sound like a conspiracy theorist, whether or not this is like being covered up or whatever,

is what her sentencing, what her sentence is going to be. I think she'll get a long appropriate sentence. And I don't think that that will be. I don't think that that's a sign of the cover up. But also you probably didn't even see this. But apparently very quietly the charges against the guards who were supposed to be guarding Jeffrey Epstein when he allegedly killed himself. The charges have been dropped. Very low key.

I like I mean Ghislaine being charged is definitely like a win for justice. But I don't. I think that she definitely like a win for justice but I don't I think that she just like her that you know her team even said I think that she is you know taking on they're trying to just like saddle her with all of it and not a lot came out that's true like not a lot of names not a lot of you know her black book not so I think for the most part the cover-up has gone down successfully and Ghislaine you know was she's the Christmas tree just like Tom's Wamsgams they're just gonna pin them right in all the ornaments on her ornaments on her yeah because she didn't sing like a bird like they said she

was going to she didn't implicate anyone you know influential or powerful in politics or media she didn't do any of that so so I think like on the one hand you know we got justice here and i think a lot of people are satisfied with this verdict and it is very good news but on the other hand like it's just a very small piece of the pie and the rest of the pie is not is not being eaten being eaten yeah yeah so let's just take it one step at a time the verdict is in we are happy i will be very curious to see what her sentence is. And if she mysteriously decides to, you know, kill herself or disappear from prison. But until then, justice has been served.

And as two girls who are constantly chasing justice, we have to celebrate this as a win. Yes, we definitely do. And we are. And we have. And we will. Yeah. And we are. Yeah. Cool. And we have. Yeah. And we are. Yeah.

Cool. And we have. Yeah. Well, those are the Fast Five stories. I feel as though you needed to know them. We are all caught up, abreast, ready to move into the new year, feeling aware. Feeling aware, feeling caught up, feeling like justice is on our side. And ready to talk about the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, which was on last night. I'm very excited to dive in and it is brought to you by stamps.com.

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peace park dinner but lunch whatever it was um there was a lot going on first of all like i have just really started to just every time m Mary speaks, like, drop my jaw. When she said that Jenny had yellow undertones, like, I was shook. And then the comment about slanted eyes, like, that was just really. And then this is also coming off the heels of her saying, you know, Jen is a Mexican thug. Like, really shocking. Like, that's just not shit you hear. It was beyond.

shocking like just you that's just not shit you hear it was beyond but then beyond that like the the actual drama of the the brunch like i hate to say it but like jenny really thought she was doing something like she really thought she was making a difference she really thought she was gonna like make merch out of the some of the stuff that was coming out of her mouth and everything she said was just falling really flat like she was trying way too hard to make a moment and she was really contradicting herself because she put this meal this meal together she had to be at the peace park she invited everyone so that we could all be peaceful peaceful peaceful peaceful and she's the one acting a fool like she was the one literally losing her mind like I thought she was literally gonna have smoke coming out of her ears like she was just being so contradictory no and the idea

that all of these women who have so much beef between them the last time we saw them was in veil where like two girls four went a private jet because they couldn't be around each other where meredith and uh jen aren't even speaking so the fact that you think the next time we all get together it's going to be straight to peace is just not how any sort of friendship relationship or peace making works like you need to work through issues before you can achieve peace so in order so you want to work through the you don't want to work through the issues you just want us to pretend to be peaceful ergo we're going to be fake and I actually thought the beginning of the lunch where they

were just all being faked to each other was just the only way to go about it because what they're going to like erupt first of all no one want like Meredith is not interested in having a conversation with Jen and honestly I'm not interested in her having one either these are two people who do not get along and in real life they would not be engaging with each other so like it doesn't bother me when Meredith completely like shuts down and is like same disengages I actually have a lot of respect for it because I think that's normal human behavior but even when Mary when Mary was trying to talk to Jen about the case and she was asking questions which I think is like the appropriate thing to do when your friend you know finds himself

in a case against the federal government just let's ask some questions and Lisa was responding for Jen and then Mary Mary came for Lisa I I really agreed with Mary on that point like let everybody speaking about Jen about who's being the best friend to Jen blah blah blah but at the end of the day like this is about Jen can we hear from Jen because also no and Lisa was being intolerable at that meal when Meredith said you've been screaming for the last half hour I have to leave like I felt that in my soul me too and as you were like we are trying to figure out how we feel about everything and it's not enough to just see Jen in her home scenes like you know giving us her party line and make it you know doing working overtime on her PR I want the women to ask the questions that we all have and instead they're coming after each other.

And it's like, each other. What? No, honestly, the thought of Jen's mom giving her a million dollars of her teachers, like retirement salary is so heartbreaking. Just knowing that like Jen sitting in this mansion, wearing all these clothes built off of like,

you know, stealing from the elderly, the vulnerable, it was just horrible. It was really, really painful to watch. But to hark back to what you just said, it makes me think of Beverly Hills. When all this stuff came out about Tom and Erica's divorce, and then subsequently all the lawsuits, everything else in the show stopped. Like,

Erica was the sole focus. Questions, all the conversations were about Erica. When Erica was around, they were all directed towards her with questions. Of course, we're all so confused. These women cannot let go of all the idiotic minutiae between them like why are we going on between between whitney and and lisa like we there's jen is at the center and jen literally hasn't spoken this whole episode no one's asking her any questions we're getting absolutely no clarity because everyone's just going at each other like like they're just all losing focus of what's important like and this could have been one of the best, really put the show on the map. One of the best seasons of Housewives. It's so messy.

It's so lowbrow. It's giving nothing. Yeah. And ultimately it's confusing. And to a certain, at a certain point when I'm confused, I'm, I check out. Cause I'm like, I just, I can't keep up. I don't care. There's no one here who I agree

with 100% and I'm not getting answers to the questions that I have and I am trying I didn't watch you know the Jen housewife and hustler ABC documentary and also you know what I was thinking about it and I was thinking like if this were my friend and this happened to my friend and how what's the right you know course of of human behavior when your friend is going through something like this like something the what she's alleged is so atrocious but you know this is your friend and do you believe them and I think I would like I would call a lawyer and ask them to explain it to me and so that's what Lisa was doing in the I have no problem with that and and I feel like she's gotten a lot of

heat for that like that you know I I don't know people are saying all these different crazy things but like if I couldn't understand the facts of the case and what is known versus what is speculated yeah that's exactly what I would do and I just wish we had more I wish like whatever Lisa knows as fact like she would share with us she would question Jen and, we, I just, it feels weird to like judge someone when I have absolutely no information. It's all fraudulent. And you know what, at the end of the day, when I think like, okay, if I was in this situation, how would I act? It depends. Like, what is this person to me? These women, aside from like, you know, Lisa and Meredith, like they're not real friends. So

the fact that like Whitney doesn't want anything to do, well, actually they're also flip-floppy. Like Whitney didn't want anything to do well actually they're also flip-floppy like Whitney didn't want anything to do with Jen and now they're going to coffee before like I don't know where anyone stands all these women are spineless literally spineless no one says what they feel they're all two-faced least of the most but they're all two-faced and honestly it's made for such a chaotic messy and overwhelmingly like not interesting season when it should have been this like boom out the gate like the biggest best season of all time they just dropped the ball like i don't know what the fuck is going on right and jen's defense that like they just picked her out of nowhere to come right and like you know homeland security the doj new york police department like they don't just show

up at beauty lab because they they felt like it one day. No, it's so stupid. Like, this is a decade-long investigation. Also, now we're going to move into the territory of did Mary. Of who turned her in. You think Mary calls the feds and said, like, I think what Mary meant by, like, you mess with my church. You can't just call the feds, by the way. There's not a phone number that you can call. No, and no, actually, you could give a tip to like the Federal Bureau if you knew of

some criminality. But it's not like calling 911. No, no, no. But that's not like you can't just like invent and, you know, want to get back at your real housewife. So you call the feds and pin a crime on them. And then they go like and also it's just preposterous meredith tweeted last night that she thought it was preposterous too and like they're giving them

way too much credit for being able to influence the fbi in that sort of way right but also um shit no i think when mary said like you mess with my church, like, this is what happens. I think she just meant like karma. Right. Like Jesus will come after you. Yeah. So. Actually, that's her tagline. I'll send Jesus after you. Right. The fact that they are really like turning that into a literal statement. It's so dumb. And I know Whitney and Heather think they're doing something.

I know the fans think Whitney and Heather are doing something. And I just want to let everyone know that everyone is so dumb. And I know Whitney and Heather think they're doing something. I know the fans think Whitney and Heather are doing something. And I just want to let everyone know that everyone is doing nothing. Everyone is doing nothing. Couldn't have said it better myself. And I watched two episodes last night of Salt Lake City. There was no Carlin. And that's not okay. That's not true.

Carlin won first place at the art fair. And they had the picture of her holding her blue ribbon. I thought of you. Wait, I missed that. When Jenny went to her husband's office to sit down on the chiropractor table and have lunch from the cheesecake factory, which looks delicious. I saw that. She was filling her in. Oh, Carlin was so excited. She won first place. I think it was an art festival or something. And then they showed a picture on the screen of her holding her blue bow wow i missed that damn i gotta pay more attention um yeah so all in all it was frustrating like i i wasn't enjoying it what did you think of whitney's rebrand party jackie stop seriously don't ask me that i don't know what she's doing i went to her instagram for

uh wild rose beauty and it looks like legit it looks like she has products and there was something that said sold out and it looks like she's you know it's in business so that's good at least she timed up the launch with the episode yes that's true that's really like all you can ask from a reality tv brand which is like apparently asking a lot yeah i really do hope that it's successful for her even though she's another one who like thinks that she's selling merch you know i like my friends like i like my skincare oh that was dark toxic free and cruelty free yeah yeah terrible no i'm sure we'll be seeing t-shirts soon though literally literally um but yeah so everyone else it's like i agree like i'm i agree with them 25 pretty much and then and you know what i was really with meredith until she was

like defending mayor and i know she's like she's's like latching on to Mary for some reason. I think it's like the only person that she can relate to right now. But she's latching on to Mary at a terrible time. And Mary's like bringing her down with her. That's her one mistake she's made. Yeah, agreed. Which is why I can't agree with anyone 100%. Right.

So. So this week we have a bunch more TV recap. I got to catch up on OC and Vanderpump Rules, which is on this week. have a bunch more tv recap i gotta catch up on oc and men are pump rules which is on this week and i will do that yep me too and that's our show that is our show it's been great catching up we're so excited for the new year and we hope that you enjoyed this episode we will be here for you and always and forever always and forever so love you guys thank you so much for listening to the morning toast the millennial morning show where we deliver the past five stories that you need to know every monday through friday on youtube so if you're watching this on youtube

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