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one good morning millennials welcome back to the morning toast and happy friday friday gotta get
down on friday everybody's looking forward to the weekend weekend which really reminds me i
actually had a question for you which seat cannot take that one one. That's your seat.
That's your side.
Thank you so much.
I know it's confusing.
Welcome back to the Morning Toast, everyone.
Happy Friday.
I hope everyone has had an amazing week.
It's having a great kickoff to their Friday.
And you probably are if you're watching the Morning Toast.
You definitely are if you're watching the Morning Toast.
We're wrapping up week one of Florida week, but I think we're moving into week two.
I know.
And like week two is going to be crazy.
Let me tell you why.
Well, first of all, Claudia's not going home this weekend.
No, no, no.
I feel like I thought that you probably would.
I thought you would be tired of us.
I don't really.
Tired of this town.
Like have a plan.
But like the other night, like maybe last night, Ben like brought up the fact that he
like, you know, like, when are we going home?
And I'm like, what are you doing?
I'm like, shut up.
He was talking about going home. Yeah. I'm like, what? It doing? I'm like, shut up. He was talking about going home.
Yeah, I'm like, what?
It's not the time.
It's not the time.
It's really not the time.
Your nibblings need you.
I have literally nothing to do at home, and I'm being so fucking productive here.
You are.
So, but it's also going to be, like, a crazy week next week.
Let me tell you why.
There is potential that we win the lottery tonight.
So, honestly, if that.
Who knows if we'll actually be here on Monday.
If you won the lottery. We might have jetted out. out if you won the lottery would you still do the toast I was just having this conversation with Shapiro because we were talking about like we'd
all quit our jobs and I was like no I actually like my job but I might do it once a week okay
yeah and like also you like like the fame you know yeah right so I would never step back from
the spotlight no like you do this for the fame and the fortune and the art and even if the fortune came like you
still want the fame but then you could just be like a famous lottery winner right which is like
kind of tacky but I'm okay with it you could pivot the podcast to like how I spend my earnings today
right or you could launch a new podcast at TNN like how I'm spending my earnings yeah like I
keep bringing it up my lottery dream house house, my lottery podcast. Yeah. That would be the inspiration. Cause,
and honestly, my cohost needs to be like the tattooed gay guy who hosts my lottery dream
home. He's so funny. And he's like, I'm out of a job. Oh, for you in the lottery. And I'm out of
a job. That's not going to work. Sorry. I was like so busy making everything about me. I forgot
you also would be winning the lottery. Oh yeah, I would be. Right.
Actually, you didn't send me the $20 yet for the tickets.
So, um.
You do Venmo?
I take QuickPay, Venmo, Cash App, Zelle.
Okay, I would QuickPay you, but I don't want to like log into my bank on the show. No, totally.
Like some hacker is going to like figure out.
And then you'll have to give up your house.
And you just moved in.
I know.
With our new premium video, like you guys could see.
Also, next week is going to be so crazy.
Because we just have so many things being delivered.
This set is just going to be constantly changing.
It has been this week.
Yeah, I don't want to overpromise.
No, me either.
So I just think there might be a new fresh look on Monday.
There might be.
Or Tuesday.
Or hump day.
Which would be a really good day for change.
Yeah.
So I actually had a list of things
where's my phone but also i just want to say that not only is it friday it is striday and i feel
like we're not appreciating the fact that like florida toast means brass and strass on the ones
and twos every single day it used to just be like a special occasion i think it only ever happened
twice in new york where it's both boys on a day. And now it's every day stride day.
And it also happens to be Friday, which just makes it so much better.
Yeah.
You know?
That's why it's stride day.
Right.
But would you say it's stride day if both the boys weren't on Tuesday?
No.
Did I say it on Tuesday?
I don't remember.
You're always like LARPing.
I can't keep track.
No, stride day is only when Bryce and Strice are in the studio.
The Strice brothers are here on a Friday.
Then it's stride day.
Got it, got it, got it.
Pretty simple to me. Extremely simple. I had just like a list of things I wanted to talk about. One was a lottery, like just warning people, like if there's no show on Monday, it's because we won
two yesterday, we dropped a vlog on our Patreon that was literally getting such rave reviews.
When I was editing it, I was like, is this too chaotic? But people were craving the chaotic
energy. Maybe it's because Claire Crawley has taken a step back from public life that people are
craving chaotic energy.
And basically, Olivia, Jackie, me and Roldini all went on an afternoon outing to Publix
where we all had our very first pub sub and we did a whole taste test.
It was like a mukbang, a vlog, a food review, and a family-friendly TV show all in one.
And the reviews on the PubSub are extremely mixed.
So if you're one of those people who's like PubSubs are your personality, you might be
triggered and you might weaponize that against us, resulting in us having to gaslight you.
And body shame.
So patreon.com slash morning toast we still have one more episode
dropping this month and it's going to be family friendly fun because all steens are well i forgot
cut that out um because olivia's here jackie's here shapiro's here wide ribs here ben's here
theo's here bryce is here rolda's here k is here that's natural though and you know what she misses
us too have you spoken to her no actually because i, I spoke to her and I was like, do you like miss us?
Do you care?
Are you having FOMO?
Yeah.
And she said, yes, I can't watch your stories.
And that's when you know it's cutting her.
Why doesn't she come for the weekend or something?
She's like so fucking busy.
I know.
I know that like if she was actually doing nothing this weekend, she would come.
That's so snatchler.
She's just in that phase of her life where like her summer weekends are like fully planned out
like trips to the Cape,
clam bakes, you know, etc.
It's hard to get on her schedule.
Maybe in the fall.
It's so hard to get on Count's schedule.
Yeah, and we didn't prepare.
Also, while you're enjoying this,
if you're looking for something
to do afterwards,
our episode of Breaking Bread
that we recorded live on Wednesday
is now available on Spotify
for anyone to enjoy and consume.
Oh, that's a funny one.
That one's really funny.
And then yesterday, when we were talking about Glee on the podcast,
I actually FaceTimed you yesterday to tell you this,
but then I'm like, you know what, let me save it for the podcast.
Okay.
We were talking about, you know, quickly Glee yesterday on the podcast.
As we always do.
As we always do, talking about, you know,
how New Directions really wasn't the best name for the group.
And I didn't even realize, even though maybe I did, that, you know,
so many former Glee cast members are toasters. And I got a message, actually a voice memo from
Jenna Ushkowitz, who played Tina. And she was like, first of all, love the toast, getting me
through postpartum life. And I'm like, yes, queen. A fellow PP mama. And she said, like, I was dying
listening to the conversation because like they literally called it new directions because it sounds like nude erections. I saw that yesterday, but I also saw that like someone just said it sounds like
new direction. And so I wrote back. I'm like, is that like a purposeful thing? Are you fucking
with me? Or it's just like a happen? She was like, no, like that's literally why. But then I also
saw a comment that someone said that the creators like his hometown glee club was called new
directions. I saw that too, but I'm going to
choose to believe Jenna Ushkowitz. A hundred percent. I'm going to choose to believe eyewitnesses.
Right, right. Not comments. Not comments. I trusted, if I trusted every comment I read,
I would be big yikes all the time. The only thing worse than yikes is big yikes. Big yikes. With
the emoji. Claudia texted me yesterday morning, just big yikes big yikes with the emoji Claudia texted me yesterday morning just big yikes
because that's like the evolution of people starting to use yikes it's like a condescending
term on the internet has evolved into big yikes being like the worst version of it and can I just
say ever since we've kind of like spoken about the stigma of yikes like people have been messaging it
to me like as a joke obviously and it doesn't like scare me any less like seeing
yikes in my message even if it's a hundred percent like obviously referencing a joke and this person
is like a true toaster I still get a pit I'm like oh my god I'm literally being canceled yeah no
their comments on um the picture of you dead there was a really funny comment appropriating the dead
yikes and at first I was like and then i laughed yeah but honestly like part of me wishes
we never brought it up no i think we're taking the scariness out of the words we're taking the power
out of the words and we're we're taking our power back we are taking our power back and maybe by
talking about how jokey all these big bad words have become like we can eventually give them their
power back and not abuse them. 100%. 100%.
That's what we're trying to do here.
Just no small feat.
Just trying to change the world.
Just trying to like give the power back to language and change how people speak.
You know, I like I'm actually really triggered by like the word language.
I love it.
I'm obsessed with languages and the idea of languages and obviously
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because um when I was a freshman at NYU you have to take like a certain amount of class credits
in certain schools like arts and sciences like for like the basic ones so you just choose random
classes that you think are going to be easy that don't pertain to your major and Olivia was a
senior at NYU and she also had to do like an arts and science. So
we decided to take one together and the class, we could not have chosen a worse class. It was
called linguistics, colon, languages of the world. So I thought it was just going to be like, you
know, what do they speak in Brazil? Brazilian, you know, I'm kidding. I know it's Portuguese.
So we thought it was going to be so easy.
We literally, I don't even, I can't even tell you what it was about.
I had no idea what was going on.
Literally the class wasn't even taught in English.
Like we were writing in hieroglyphics.
Like I was so confused and I failed.
It's like the only class I've ever failed and I didn't get the credits.
And I think Olivia, not to like blow up her spot, got like a C, which I was glad to take the F because like if she, she she was graduating she wouldn't have gotten the credits if she got an F so like I took it for her
yeah and there was another girl in our class who had like a job lined up at Morgan Stanley
she was like a big um Stern School of Business girly and literally she failed and like couldn't
graduate it was the hardest class so honestly like every time we do a read for Babel I'm triggered
because I'm just reminded of like the languages of the world that I don't know. And every time we do a read for Babel, I am joyous, joyous because it reminds me of the tower
of Babel, that biblical story. And I just think there's so many metaphorical applications for the
tower of Babel in everyday life. That's so funny. You know what biblical story I find like myself
applying to everyday life, Samson and Delilah and like the hair. Oh my God. I mean, how many influencers go for a bob
and cut off their power?
Right.
But more often than not, you go for a bob
and it like transform you into a sophisticated women.
Women, oh my God, I'm one of those people.
Oh my God.
I'm one of those people.
That's one of your biggest pet peeves when people miss.
It's not because I confused women and women.
It's because I can't fucking speak
because I'm like on no sleep.
Because you're a mama.
I have a clogged duct and I'm unwell.
Oh, you do?
Yeah, like I was getting a clogged duct once a week and then I went like a month without one and it
just came back today. I know like after a long week, I'm going to massage it. No, after a long
week I was looking forward to, you know, a nice relaxing Friday stride. But the clogged duct,
anyways, that's why I said women. Okay. It's okay. You're literally entitled mama. Like soon
I'm going to be telling you when I'm on my period.
Oh my God.
That's how contradictory I've become.
Now I've gotten to a place where every time I see an influencer posting about their period,
like I will send it in our Steens chat.
I need to know.
Yeah.
I need to know.
Anyways.
Babbel, Samson, Delilah.
Yeah.
Most influencers when you go for, or just people in general,
I think going for a Bob is like a way to take you like just to a new sophisticated,
new level, new place in your life.
But sometimes people cut off their power a la Samson.
A la Samson.
Big yikes.
Big yikes Samson.
Eek.
So that's like a biblical story that I find like really like applies to everyday life.
And it's not only always about hair but like everyone has a thing like Samson had that
makes them who they are.
Yeah.
And a person, a Delilah will come in and take it from them from them yeah I always forget about the Delilah in that story she literally
cut his hair I thought it was like yeah no when you think about it yeah I just think about Samson
and his hair she's like a Jezebel big time you know what they say about Jezebel Jezebel don't
even stand a chance we're literally such bible girls bible girls and that's the cool thing about that album
it's extremely biblical and like what album Kanye oh sorry I forgot we were talking about music um
like when he thought the book of Job was a job and but now he can appreciate the story of Job
I thought you were gonna say which is what I'm gonna say and that's the cool thing about like
the bible is that while we are Jewish like all of our Christian and Catholic toasters like
know the story because like heart of it is the same book.
Yeah.
So we're just like bringing people together
through religion.
That's us.
So we've got a great show, Five Stories.
We do.
Before we get into them though,
we need to talk about something like really major
that's happening on your couch.
What?
The pearls.
Yeah, I'm wearing pearls.
Claudia's wearing a string of pearls
to coordinate with the pearl buttons on her cardigan. Who is she's a suburban mama oh my god i did not realize she's
going to lunch with the ladies at the club at the club and then they're going to do like a little
book club and have a glass of chardonnay a crisp glass i didn't realize you were like so taken with
my outfit well every day you've shown up to my house like right as i'm finishing my makeup before
i get dressed and like you're coming in these looks and I'm like ready to put on merch every day.
I'm like, fuck, I have to get dressed.
Well, let me say I have officially plowed my way through Olivia Autry's closet.
Whose sweater is that?
Mine.
This is everything I'm wearing today is mine.
I've like tried on everything that I like and would fit me.
And I feel like I'm pretty much at the end of my rope now.
So I have to go into my own closet and I absolutely have to go to the mall this weekend like
to get some clothing.
I was going to say, let's go shopping.
And this is a sweater. I was was telling Olivia like I've never until I tried stuff on same I've never ordered from Princess Polly before have you no but the snatchler is
getting me close so Remy Bader got me close because like there was cute clothing that looked
like it would fit me so I ordered and I've loved everything I purchased from there and they, their sizes run big
and there's just something about something running big that makes me feel so like teeny tiny, you
know? And I was telling Olivia, I'm like, you should order. It's like reasonably priced and
it's great. So I really enjoy it. And so I got this sweater from there and I like, I'm not sure
when the right time to wear it was. And I happened to have packed my pearl necklace,
not the one Ben gave to me.
The one I bought myself.
And I've been watching too much Drag Race.
Oh my God, Drag Race finale tonight.
No, the winner was announced.
Wait.
Wait.
The winner was announced and I know who it is.
Don't say it.
Okay.
Wait, how did I literally skip a spoiler?
I saw it when I was looking for stories this morning.
It said the winner was announced
and I actually clicked it to see if I won but don't tell me if you did the most annoying
thing is like it's paramount plus so i think the episodes come out friday i'm so used to being on
cable every friday night but i think they drop it like midnight on thursday i hate this is what i
hate about the streamers like kardashians there's no catch-up like people need a minute if it's on
at 9 p.m like people can watch it and then go to bed but if it comes out midnight we're not teenagers who are staying up like till one in
the morning to watch something oh my god fuck i'm so annoyed i really hope jinx monsoon won i'm not
looking at your face um but i forget the point i was trying to make before but thank you i like
my sweater too and i like your fanny fanny skims jacket thank you i just really realized that it's
reversible so now i'm wearing it like the other way I've only worn it the other way and I'm also wearing skims slippers so I'm just like skims girl I will say
I have worn like that material windbreaker on the podcast and it's really not a podcast friendly
material if you talk with your hands a lot okay well since Bruno is on my lap and my hands are
really cold it's okay Bruno you're doing so good and mommy loves you so much bruna bruna bruna bruna let me be your bruna i wish there
was a thuma ad today but there's not damn there's gonna be a thuma ad in my house every single day
soon because snitch's bed is coming oh good what were you gonna say i forgot about your jacket
it's reversible you were like well bruna because we were talking about how the material is not good
for podcasting oh well since no no bruno since he's on top of me like maybe i won't move so much
he's holding you down metaphorically and emotionally and physically. Just like the Tower
of Babel keeps you humble. And just like Delilah. Also keeps you humble, unfortunately. Unfortunately.
In an unfortunate way. So that's really all the catching up I have to do. What about you?
I think that's it. Oh, I've been reading the book for the redheads, A Flicker in the Dark. I'm like
66% of the way through. Will I like it? It is like it if you can stomach it because it's extremely spooky oh you know like
about missing girls but it's so good and twisty and i think i know what is the roundup i think i
know like it's a whodunit i think i do know but i don't know this the writing is so good it's like it's so on point it might be one of the best
we've read so many good redheads books but it's definitely the best thriller we've read at the
redheads I can't let me tell you why I just had an experience that I meant to mention on the
podcast I was reading one of my like really cute rom-coms when I told you about the two girls who
marry movie stars and in one of the books like the movie star's ex-husband ex-wife has like a
crazy stalker and the stalker breaks into the house.
And it wasn't like a particularly thrilling or like amazingly written book.
But this particular scene where like the man breaks into the house was so real.
I was quaking, even though it was like a very light book.
That night I heard something in my sleep and I flipped over and screamed.
And I was like, Ben, did you hear that?
I literally was having like night terrors
because of this one scene in this romantic comedy.
And it wasn't meant to be that scary.
So I definitely can't read that book.
I'm not good with stuff like that.
Yeah, no, last night I had multiple anxiety inducing dreams.
I wouldn't call them nightmares
because they weren't like so crazy,
but extreme, like I woke up like, oh my God,
pitta patta, pitta patta.
One of them involved Theo.
I've already heard about the dream and it's very upsetting and I wish to not repeat it it was bad yeah we're just glad
to see Theo here today is all I can say he's literally been such a good boy really enjoying
the Florida life I'm so happy to hear that I finished a whole book in one day yesterday
while finishing Hotel Nantucket I was reading so fast yesterday. I read Taylor Jenkins
read One True Loves. Really good. Everyone's like, you're going to love it. And I really did.
I think I gave it five stars and I've been really stingy about my five stars this year. I think I've
only given like two. Yeah. I haven't given very many and I've only read Taylor Jenkins reads like
historical fiction, you know, fake famous people books. Yeah. Evelyn Hugo. Yeah. Daisy Jones Daisy Jones you know Malibu Rising but and I
started one of hers that's like about regular people and I couldn't even finish it I really
didn't like it One True Loves is like really cute but it's also like it poses such an interesting
I could tell you the plot because tell me it's it happens right in the beginning so main character
gets married love of her life yada yada um and he literally goes missing in a
helicopter crash and dies so she goes through the grief she meets someone new and like right before
she's supposed to get married to that someone new he turns up like he was never dead so then she's
like choosing between the two of them and it's just like it's it's interesting and everyone lands
on a different side like she chose right she chose wrong i happen to agree with where she chose did
she make a choice is it one of them It's not like I'm choosing me?
No.
In the whole book, you know she's going to choose someone.
No, she doesn't choose me.
I would never enjoy it.
I would never give a book five stars where someone chooses me.
That's such a cop out.
Yeah.
No, you have to choose.
That's what I'm saying about choices.
I know.
I know.
Do you understand now what I was trying to say?
Do something.
Make a fucking choice.
Yeah.
Agreed.
She makes a choice.
And she doesn't make you wait terribly long.
I love it.
And you know what?
It's like, that's the thing about choices.
This is what I was trying to say. Like, even if she chose the other person that you didn't necessarily agree with, like she made her choice and then it's okay.
You should read it. It was really good and short. My favorite. Oh, okay. I have so many books on my
TBR, which is a good place to be because there was a time when I, there was nothing left for
me to read. I felt like I read every book. We've all, we've been there. So I so I I'm happy to be in this place if you want to become a redhead it's really the perfect
time because this book is not just like I think all the girls are really gonna love it and now
we're at three for three on like an amazing book streak and the book that Margo is choosing for
next month you've already read I think this is what she's choosing but Snitch Snatcher gets so
unpredictable if Snatcher doesn't choose it like I'll be so mad it's a book that I'm obsessed with
it's like trendy right now yeah right no it's the I'll be so mad. It's a book that I'm obsessed with. It's like trendy right now.
Yeah, right.
No, it's the perfect thing for her to choose.
It's a snitchy choice.
The thing about Snatcher though
is she doesn't want to be controlled.
And she doesn't want to be predictable.
Right.
And so if she knows that I want her to pick something,
like she might swerve left.
No, she'll go out of her way not to choose it.
Just because it's her choice.
And at least she's making choices, you know?
So that's the thing about choices?
But it is a book that I want to read
and having it be a Redheads book
will ensure that I do read it.
So I think it's the perfect time to become a Redhead,
you guys.
It's like back to school season.
True.
It's such a vibe to like pick up a great book
with the Redheads
and then have a podcast to listen to
where we make fun of it,
even though we loved it.
100%.
That's what we do.
100%.
You know what else we do?
The Fast Five Stories.
The Fast Five Stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of
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Candice Cameron Bure and Jojo Siwa saga continues. We also have been pronouncing her name wrong. It's
Candice Cameron Burr. Burr. I'll think about it. I said Burrr i just feel like i didn't get beret out of nowhere
because i would never pronounce b-u-r-e beret so you think i'm lying no i just think the instagram
comment that told you that no it's like 100 canis camembert no but like i heard beret somewhere
i'll try and transition but we'll see maybe you heard beret when you were like sorting through
michaela's collection of hair clips and you're like oh what a cute Bray. Brett? Anyways Jojo. Bray's a hat. Brett is a clip. Sorry it's very confusing. Jojo was stopped
at the gas station and asked about her recent feud with Candace. Jojo said that she didn't
share all of the details of the meeting after confirming the actress did call her after their
recent feud. She said quote we did speak on the phone.
She shared that in her Instagram video.
It was at the after party that she didn't want to take a picture with me,
and I was okay with that, the Dance Moms alum said.
But then I turned around, and when I looked back,
she was taking pictures with other kids.
Siwa said that's the part that made her, quote, really, really upset,
calling it one of those memories that always just stuck with her.
Quote, when you're little and somebody says something to you
and you just never forget it as long as you live,
I think we've all had that moment.
And I feel like this was that moment for me.
Okay.
That is a real moment that, you know.
It's giving me and Hilary Duff, honestly.
Oh, yeah, that is something else.
No, but sometimes you have that moment.
It's not necessarily with a celebrity.
It's just like an adult makes you feel a certain type of way
and it just sticks with you.
And it's unfortunate that, like like this was that moment for her and that like
she's digging her heels in now yeah see the thing is is like I just need to know more about like if
someone says no to taking a picture with you that's they're allowed to do that for me why I
hold a grudge with the Hilary Duff is she came over she was so fucking rude if I take a picture with you will you stop staring at me yes thank you um so like turning someone down for a photo while it's like embarrassing for you
they're completely entitled to do that okay even if she turns around and takes pictures with other
kids and fans but like why do I have any reason to believe that Candace Cameron Bure would
intentionally like target an 11 year old Jojo Siwa no i don't think it's like a
targeting so maybe she didn't want to take pictures and then she got dragged into something like oh my
cousin's daughter loves you like i don't know i'm not like into this storyline at all like unless
jojo really explains like if candace was actually rude sounds like she's holding a candle for
something and like she shouldn't have put it she's allowed to like feel however she wants to feel
like feel triggered or just happen to remember this weird
moment but to like talk about it online and now like dig in even further i'm like what are you
doing yeah also she's at the gas station filling up her car and she's like videoed by paparazzi and
so it makes me feel like she called them to say this again right like how did how did they know
she was going to be at that gas station right they're not just like waiting at the gas station.
Jojo Siwa comes by in the middle of a feud.
Right, it's not like it's outside Craig's.
Right.
Or LAX, where paparazzi just happen to be.
But by the way, if she went to Craig's,
I would say the same thing.
Like she went to Craig's to be paparazzi
to talk about this some more.
No, I could see a world in which she went to Craig's
and then there were paparazzi
and she was like, fuck it, let me just say it.
But like gas station is definitely giving set up.
Unless there's like one gas station in LA
that paparazzi hang out at and like celebrities,
that's actually not a bad idea.
Like make it the go-to gas station
where if you're a celebrity, you pull up.
I would be getting my gas there every day
hoping someone would recognize me.
And that's where paparazzi go.
So it's like a mutual unspoken like situation.
Yeah.
But yes, I didn't even think about the fact
that this is more than likely set up. So she's making it seem like Candace Cameron-Buray like situation. Yeah. But yes, I didn't even think about the fact that
this is more than likely set up.
So she's making it seem like
Candace Cameron Bure's like recount on Instagram
was not entirely true.
Yeah, except that they're saying the same thing.
I guess it was an after party,
not a red carpet.
And I guess at a party,
she would have more bandwidth
to take a picture versus on a red carpet
where she really is working.
I don't know.
It's just like,
it's while it is awkward,
it's not the craziest rudest thing
for a celebrity to say no to taking a picture with a fan i mean it's not you know kind but
it's not warm yeah but it's not like outwardly rude no some celebrities are weird about that like
like have never said yes to anyone but the thing is she was saying it's right but i just don't
think it was like a targeted thing i think like like those things happen. Like you don't want to take pictures. Then your agent comes
over and it's like, oh, well your manager's daughter like is here for her bat mitzvah.
Like, you know what I mean? Like those things just happen. Yeah. So until I hear anything
really damning on Candace Cameron Bure as it pertains to Jojo Siwa, I'm not with Jojo on this
one. I think maybe she needs to have a cigarette and calm down.
Or maybe she's had too many cigarettes and she's amped up.
Yeah, itching for a fight.
I just want to say, like, when we used to talk about JoJo Siwa chain smoking in her bathtub,
it was, like, such a far-fetched concept.
No.
But the modern-day JoJo Siwa is probably smoking cigs in her bathtub. She's, like, a badass.
She cut her hair.
Yeah.
She doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks, clearly.
So I agree.
I don't think it's so far
fetched we were joking we were larping when we said that jojo siwa chain smokes but now it's like
maybe she does yeah maybe she does what if she just lights up a cigarette that would be her
prerogative yeah i do like love the new jojo but i do miss the ponytail i can't lie like it was
so iconic i do believe and i think she's documented this on TikTok she's
like extreme hair scalp loss problems from wearing a ponytail so tight since she's been 11 well I saw
a headline today that she has a bald spot from dance moms from the stress yeah she made a TikTok
about it so she was showing off her bald spot and then it was like throwback like the reason why and
then it was like a picture of her on Dance Moms at 11 years old.
Oh, so that's confusing.
I don't know if she was referring to the ponytail
or to Dance Moms being the reason.
I would imagine it's the ponytail.
It was so fucking tight and she wore it well into her teens.
Yeah, I mean, it makes you think about Ari.
Yes.
I mean, that also makes me think of that episode of Kardashians
where Kim and Kourtney went to an event
and Kourtney wore like the craziest, highest, tightest ponytail and then literally had a bald spot in
the middle of her head but from one ponytail that's what she said yeah and she went to the
doctor and got like shots yeah wow I wonder how that's doing bald spots are tough because once
you get like get start treating them like it literally takes a year for your hair like to
even know if it's working yeah have you ever had a bald spot not like not like that i haven't no just like i've had i've
spots where it's like sparse but not bald no no no are you ready for our next story nikki minaj is
coming out with a documentary the first trailer for her six-part documentary series called nikki
is coming soon and she's giving fans a first look on Thursday
she released the first trailer for her highly anticipated project titled Nikki sharing the
two-minute clip on Twitter she wrote coming soon the hashtag Nikki documentary you didn't know you
needed I love you so much the thing with Nicki Minaj is her personal life is actually extremely
well I just want to say based on the trailer and the quotes,
it's about her rise.
Like, it's about becoming a famous female rapper.
Like, you know, failing.
The support that she did or didn't get.
Like, it's not current.
No, it's not based on what she just dropped.
Honestly, I don't really feel like a documentary is a good move for Nicki Minaj
because at present, like, her personal life is so twisted like the
man she I believe is married to is a sex offender her brother is I think in jail for murder so and
she doesn't speak on it because honestly like it's not her who's done those things but when
you open yourself up to a documentary you really um like there are things people expect you to talk
about it's like a book like you can't go for rape oh sorry sorry i misspoke raping an 11 year old
her brother her brother and then her husband is a registered sex offender yes and i i think he
might have done some prison time as well so these are things people like know about nikki minaj and
she never addresses them but you can't make a documentary and like not address the thing you know yeah that would be like Britney writing a book and not talking about her
conservatorship it's the thing like everyone is that's on the top of everyone's mind when you
open your your personal life up to a documentary yeah well it's six parts so perhaps you know the
early parts are the early years and the later parts are what's current and maybe this is her
speaking on it maybe we'll see but she has
to her husband has been sentenced to one year of house arrest because he failed to register as a
sex offender um due to an attempted rape conviction from 1995 right so um yeah like i think as long as
she wasn't opening herself up and like doing a podcast or writing books or documentaries she
could get away with not speaking on all this but now it's like oh you're opening yourself up like you were curious
what's going on how do you feel about all this question mark did they say it's like a streaming
is it a youtube what is it or is it like dvd it doesn't say got it it's just coming out sooner
than you think and still like no specific date
but that there is a six-part doc it's it feels like one of those things that she's been like
filming herself for a very long time yeah well I love a celebrity documentary but I like more
current things like when people make a documentary like how I still haven't watched JLo but like it's
about halftime or that was Lady Gaga too um I don't really love like this sounds like more like
an E! True Hollywood story. Yeah. The Rise.
Like, if I'm going to watch it, it's going to be for someone I'm like head over heels
obsessed with.
Like I would watch that about like Taylor Swift or I don't like, I would watch a Nicki
documentary if it was like, what's going on now?
Her getting ready for her tour or something, you know?
Yeah.
I feel that.
But remember when they brought back Eat Your Hollywood Story and then like never brought
it back?
Yeah.
Cause it's like Eat Your Hollywood Story concepts, you know like boy yeah you know yeah it wasn't particular people it was
categories yeah it stunk he is so weird to me like as a network i'll never get over it like
first of all i think one of the biggest mistakes they ever made was canceling lady gang i think
if they gave them like a little bit more time it would have been huge to um Two, E! News, question mark, Eat Your Hollywood Story, question mark.
I don't know what they're trying to do as a network.
I feel like for so long they were trying to be like the pop culture network.
They just like squandered every good thing they had.
Yeah.
I don't know what's going on there.
And then the Kardashians left and it's just been.
Literally like the last remaining quality brand on E! is Daily Pop.
Yeah.
The Pops. The Pops. And Nightly Pop, yeah. Pop. like the last remaining quality brand on a is daily pop yeah the pops the pops and nightly pop yeah are you ready for our next story why'd you giggle like that because you said that oh i thought
that's there i thought the story was funny it's cute okay it's cute a california fruit stand
employee found a lost wallet and it turned out to be william shatner's stop while picking up some
cherries at a local
fruit stand William Shatner got separated from his phone. That's so William. Luckily for the star the
owner made getting it back to him a top priority. So the owner of the fruit stand was on break when
William came through and when he came back he found his belongings in one of the bins and when
he opened it up he was surprised to see it was William Sh shatner the face of price line yes so they spoke to um some local law enforcement on
getting it back to him they wound up fedexing it and william got it back he tweeted i would like
to thank gary and natalie of b&t farms for their extreme honesty in returning my lost wallet they
are obviously good citizens i would also like to thank officer mark tarasco and sergeant billard from the gilroy pd um my best bill bill that's in the
tweet yeah he calls himself bill um i know he wouldn't put it in the tweet but like he like
gave them a reward right like you're a major celebrity like yeah that's just what you do like
he seems like a normal humble human being who wouldn't put that on a tweet yes but you gave them like a bunch of cash right like they literally
gave you back your entire life yeah I would hope so like I've never I have lost wallets it's never
been returned to me and if anybody ever actually returned it to me I would literally kiss him on
the mouth and give him all the cash I had in my house like yeah you have like you have to
Tom Segura that's a really funny and this book I need to
read it you need to read it he has a really funny story in his um book about finding a wallet one
time in a cabin like you know fantasizing about when he found the person and they would become
like lifelong friends and it would be this thing that bonded them forever and he could not find
the person like ever never whatever and a few years go by and he's like at a restaurant
and the waiter comes over and he's like he looks familiar and it's the guy I think his name is
Justin that's crazy Tom is like freaking out and Justin is just like so about the whole thing
and is so not like into it and was like such a letdown for Tom okay I actually have a similar
story I was in a yellow cab once and if you lose something in a yellow cab in the city, like
you're done, it's never coming back. Uber, you can track it down. And I have a bunch of times
and somebody left their cell phone in the back seat. I'm like, I can hand it to the driver or
like just find out who it is and like call them and meet, you can come meet me. So it's this
Android and I take it home. I didn't tell the driver. I'm like, let me just do a good deed.
And I cannot open the phone. First of all, I don't know how to I'm like let me just do a good deed and I cannot open the
phone first of all I don't know how to use androids it's locked with a password there's literally
nothing I can do with this phone and like it just ended up sitting in my house for like years I think
it's still there oh my well that's weird because usually you can't open someone's phone but you
wait for them to call the phone to see where it is and then you pick up and say hey John I tried
hard phone for like a few days nothing came in nothing came out then it
died I was like I don't have a charger like it was just a good deed gone wrong yeah and that's
on trying to like I was trying to put good karma out because I'm always losing shit like oh maybe
the next time I lose my wallet somebody will return it to me instead of stealing my credit
cards and of course there's always the possibility of a meet cute that's not what I was hoping for
unless it was like you know a really famous talent agent with an Android.
Yeah.
No, with an Android.
But I think in general, like people say you found the wallet.
It would be a perfect book.
You found the wallet of a handsome man.
You go to return it.
Yeah.
And you fall in love.
What a great story.
That's the premise of an episode of Friends.
They find this like young guy's cell phone and they like fight over who gets to return
it.
And they're talking to the young guy on the phone.
Yeah.
There's something exciting about like finding someone's belongings and being
the one to return it.
And then the guy shows up and Tom was so excited about Justin.
Yeah.
And Justin gave him nothing.
The guy.
Thanks bro.
Shows up to return it and he's 85.
It turns out the young guy was his assistant and he's like disgusting
looking,
but yeah.
Yeah.
That is a crazy story.
And how good is Tom segura's memory like
remembering someone's id oh he was obsessed with it yeah like he spent so much time it sounds like
a made-up story no no tom wouldn't lie fiction tom would fiction honestly like that's a little
too convenient and there are crazy things that happen but like that's a little crazy he says
that in his book that like he has some really crazy stories that are like not to be believed
but they really happen to him okay good because i'm not believing them i think you should just read the book liar
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Our next story, Real Houses of New York's Sonia Morgan puts her Upper East Side townhouse back on the market for $8.75 million.
She's the girl who cried sale.
Sonia Morgan is giving New York's York City real estate market another go.
It's perfect time.
The star has relisted her five-story Upper East Side townhouse
for $8.75 million after attempting to sell the property for nearly a decade.
So new photos of the house have emerged.
It looks really nice in these pictures.
But having seen the ins and outs on the show,
this townhouse is kind of like a forlorn renovation requires a gut reno also like the real estate photos that like legit douglas element companies use like are really edited they
add like sparkles and brighten them like it looks good but like the photos are definitely glorifying
it a little bit yeah she did fix it up as we saw on the show and she wasn't living in it but then
she had to move back during covid because she didn't have a renter anymore.
She's still not living in it, but now it is really and truly for sale. But this is just
not the time. Yeah. New York City real estate is in the tank. But when it comes to like,
I actually feel bad for Sonia because I think when she got this townhouse in the divorce,
it was like a huge win for her because at the end of the day, a townhouse on the Upper East Side is
like a valuable piece of real estate, but she hasn't been able to really do much with it
and it's so expensive to maintain even just bare minimum like making sure you know leaks and she's
not that but plus the taxes on it right the maintenance so i think it's become like a real
burden for her 100 no she's been wanting she's been ready to part with it for a long time now
and like made peace emotionally and she just can ready to part with it for a long time now and like made peace emotionally.
And she just can't make peace with it physically.
And honestly, like I don't think like the notoriety
of the townhouse when it comes to Bravo
and like reality television has helped the sale of the-
No, because the buyer of this house
like doesn't want all of that.
No, if you're spending $8 million on a townhouse
on the Upper East Side,
like you're extremely like elite and like classy and elegant. And like that doesn't really all of that. No, if you're spending $8 million on a townhouse on the Upper East Side, like you're extremely like elite
and like classy and elegant.
And like that doesn't really, you know,
those aren't words I would use
to describe the Real Housewives of New York City.
Yeah.
So I actually feel bad for her.
And like, I hope someone buys it.
It would have to be one of those things like,
you know, like people who like in the middle east really rich
people who just like buy property in new york as like investments or just like a place to put their
money they never live there they never go there and then they'll sell it in a few years like i
believe that's what happens with joan rivers apartment like yeah that's what happened at the
plaza right they sold all these um when they turned it into condos and residences majority
of the people don't live there right whatsoever it's just a place for them to put their money.
To park some money.
Right.
So hopefully we can get like a rich sultan or something for Sonia.
And then maybe they can start dating.
That's a really good point.
Yeah.
That's exactly what she needs because it's really not livable.
It has to be completely gutted.
It's super dated.
And if you're spending $8 million, you want something fresh.
Yeah.
You want to live in the lap of luxury. Right. So it's a gut reno and
those types of investors who just like buy properties don't ever live there. And so they
don't really care what it looks like. Sonia and the Sultan. I would watch that spinoff.
100%. 100%. Oh, also speaking of Bravo, and we haven't been able to speak about this because
the show got canceled
and I guess nobody cares anymore,
but Mike Shoehead from Shaws of Sunset
was arrested on 14 counts of domestic violence.
Oh my God.
I know.
And I'm like really upset.
Jesus.
I mean, it's not like that like shocking
if you watch a show.
He's like really toxic with women
and definitely has like anger issues.
So it's like one plus one equals two.
But it would have been nice to have been filming.
It would have been nice for one plus one
to equal sock in this situation.
Right, right.
I just like really, there's not a day goes by
that I don't feel at least once a day.
Like this is something Shows of Sunset
like could have covered, could have solved,
could have addressed, you know?
It's such a good show.
I'm sorry.
And your cans look sick.
Maybe when we have Toast Studios, you could reboot it it yeah that and the new zealand girls and their farm yeah and society season two would be
on toast studios gcb nashville filthy rich remember that show remind me kim cattrall she plays like
of course who could forget except that the last few episodes like ruined the show filthy rich the fx show starring kim cattrall as the leader of a mega church was amazing but it's
only i think issue was that it really came at the same time as righteous gemstones which is the hbo
bigger budget better you know cast version of it and people love righteous gemstones with john
goodman i should watch that yeah i started it me and ben started we liked it but we just like never
continued it it just wasn just like never continued it.
It just wasn't filthy rich and it never will be.
No, and filthy rich was so good.
Yeah.
Are you ready for our fifth and final story?
I really and truly am.
Some good and bad news to wrap up a saga from this week,
which is everyone hating Instagram.
Instagram has nixed some TikTok-like features,
but it's still going hard on reelses.
Reels.
The TikTokification of Instagram took a step back as the meta-owned social app said Thursday
it will discontinue a beta test of a full-screen version of the feed
and also promise to reduce the number of recommended videos, photos, and accounts that people see on Instagram.
I hope that means that Jackie Oshry will no longer be seeing accounts that exclusively have 47 likes.
Jessica's family reunion.
But make no mistake, Instagram is still putting its shoulder into video, continuing to aggressively develop and promote reels. The TikTok style video feature
that lets users record and share videos of up to 90 seconds. OK, so like at least they back down a
little bit, but they're just so like stubborn and like hell bent on competing with TikTok that like
they're literally like losing the respect of everyone. Yeah, it's like it's really turned it's that's what they did with Facebook. Everyone couldn't live and breathe
without Facebook. They made so many changes kept like they tried to be everything to everyone but
it's like we can have multiple apps. I have like dozens of apps on my phone that I use for different
things. I'm not looking for one app to do it. That's my phone. My phone does it all. Yeah, that's so true. No, they're like totalitarianists. Like they have to be everything
for everyone at all times. Like why can't we be with what you have? Why can't we post our
sickening pictures on Instagram and our sickening videos on TikTok? I don't know. It's so annoying.
And like they get away with it. Like they copy every app that's become popular on in the world
in terms of social media. Like Instagram copies it.
They copied stories.
They copy everything.
And they get away with it.
And like Instagram still remains like the center of the social media universe.
And it's just fucking annoying.
No, but I feel like.
They'll get away with this too.
This time they've been kind of stopped in their tracks.
Yeah, they're going to focus on reels.
But it's really not happening the way that.
They're not taking down TikTok.
And I don't think that they will anytime soon.
You can't.
Like you literally can't.
But I also think people's behavior is different. Like you go to Instagram to see your friends and like specific
people that you follow eyes but on TikTok you're really watching strangers and it's just different
and that's fine it's fine it's fine it's literally fine they're just so annoying and the nature in
which they like like that's the thing I think the most successful social media apps,
um,
like really listen to what their users want.
Like,
you know,
people on TikTok like are always begging for like different features.
And over time,
like TikTok gives it to us.
Like they listen.
People wanted longer videos.
They wanted more effects.
Every time like,
um,
a trend happens where people have to do a certain thing with their camera.
TikTok will create an effect that does it for you.
Like to help engage people and make it easier for them. Like if you're older and you don't know how to do a certain thing with their camera tiktok will create an effect that does it for you like to help engage people and make it easier for them like if you're older and
you don't know how to do they're like they'll make a filter for you so that's part of the reason
people love tiktok as a user you feel heard yeah instagram is like oh what did you want okay we'll
give you the opposite oh you wanted uh 10 minute videos sorry we'll give you one minute video like
you're always just doing the opposite yeah of what people want and ignoring them and it's so fucking annoying
like remember how long it took them to get filters that didn't make everyone look like rats
yeah people used to film on snapchat with like the dog ears and like the smoothing filters
save it and then upload it to instagram like get with the program yeah get with the motherfucking
program bitch now you know who listens? The Strice brothers.
And they've been so good today for Striday.
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we've created here at the Morning Toast
and like the people who understand the language
speaking that language, you know?
Yeah.
It's an inner circle thing.
Yeah, but you all would understand
because you're a part of the inner circle.
So there's Patreon, there's Breaking Bread,
and then we're going to be back next week with more shows.
So we hope this has been a great first week.
We want to thank everyone for being patient.
Might I add, like, now that we have our new sickening Buckel chairs,
the outpouring of love for the couch.
Like, wait, I liked the couch.
Really, where were you when everyone was dragging us to filth?
No, nobody wants to stand up for what's right when the time matters.
Now it's all in the past.
Everyone wants to say they were on the right side. You know, we loved the couch, now it's all in the past everyone wants to say they
were on the right side you know we loved the couch but please we heard the crickets i don't want to
hear that you loved the couch honestly like i don't want to fucking hear it i'm triggered and
you're weaponizing my couch against me and so i'm gonna gaslight you in return um but thanks for
being patient monday tuesday was tough with the audio video we got to a great place i feel really
good about it and we're gonna keep evolving keeping queens and thank you to everyone who has been on
this journey with us honestly reading the comments on everything we post on instagram this week has
been one of the highlights of my life people are so fucking funny like me and jackie keep
screenshotting people's comments and sending them to each other because you guys are so fucking
funny yeah like i like them when i find them funny but i just need to make sure claudia saw it too
yeah of course and by the way i've literally seen everything Like you don't even have to send them to me.
That's so.
You still should.
Yeah, I just want you to know like what sticks out to me.
And like what you're enjoying.
Yes.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
We're girls who enjoy.
So that's our show.
Oh, and one more thing.
I wanted to thank everyone who made Gmail YouTube accounts yesterday,
who got their mother and brother to subscribe. We got over thousand subscribers yesterday and while it's good it's not good
enough no i really like i know it could happen no offense like some of you are being lazy
but yeah we know how many people listen to the show every day it's a lot no this could happen
in an instant if everyone's talking to the podcasters listen if you're listening right
now to the show i am talking to you yeah you know you know you think i'm talking to the podcasters, listen, if you're listening right now to the show, I am talking to you.
Yeah.
You know, you know, you think I'm talking to the other person.
Yeah.
I'm talking to you.
Get on your Gmail, go to youtube.com, go to the morning toast and just hit subscribe.
It's that simple.
It's so simple.
No, no, no, not.
I'm not saying to the abs.
You.
And you're thinking like, I don't need to do it.
There's so many other people who listen.
Like they'll do it.
No, bitch.
You. Yeah. Get your fucking ass up and subscribe to our
youtube channel okay we need to be in the three digit club like it's like embarrassing yeah 90k
oh my god you know what i think after what we have brewing next week i know brewing people will feel
inspired to take up the mantle for us i I don't disagree. Not in the slightest.
Doesn't mean that you shouldn't do it already today.
Yeah, that's not like a pass.
Like, no, no, no.
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We love you.
Incredible weekend you guys.
Nothing less.
Goodbye.
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