The Toast - S5 Ep102: Jackie FlamingO: Tuesday, August 2nd, 2022

Episode Date: August 2, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Tuesday. Hope everyone's having an amazing day so far. I know we are because if you're watching on YouTube, you obviously are seeing the major changes that have happened to our major Florida studio. We got new, might I add, sickening wallpaper.

It is so gorgeous. This is the Florida vibe. This is what we've been waiting for. This is when we said like my studio is gonna be like so fun and cool and unique and special. Not like other studios. This is what Florida vibe. This is what we've been waiting for. This is when we said like my studio is going to be like so fun and cool and unique and special, like not like other studios. This is what it was. And it is that studio. I'm obsessed with sitting here.

I'm obsessed with like looking at us in the camera. Like I'm just obsessed with the whole look. And so I just want to say like, if you don't have anything nice to say, I'm not listening. The thing is, I don't even think you have to say that because I cannot see someone who watches this show who obviously if you watch a show like you have taste, you have style, you're funny, you're interesting, you're beautiful, stunning and smart. So if that's you, like you couldn't possibly conjure up a negative thought to think about this wallpaper because it's so beyond seconding.

It's also like it's on brand toasty. It's on brand Florida, like literally wine country safari if you know you know if you know you know but we're also like doing something new for us which i love you know i've been advocating for like a little bit of a rebrand on toast at the toast not anything major i love our toasty vibes but this is a refresh and i love that for us i love it too i feel i feel like every episode we've done thus far like was amazing but something was missing and then it realized like flamingo was missing it was the flamingos that were missing now we have to come up with names for the flamingos obviously but I think we should just that

let that happen naturally over time I know that this one is Jackie flamingo oh I know that um this one is Claudia oh how did that sound Claudia that'sio. Yeah. So we're feeling good in our new studio. Second episode of the week. Lots happened yesterday. We have a brand new vlog up on the Patreon. For those who are wondering like what the fuck I do here all day, I did a day in the life vlog. Yesterday was like kind of a crazy day, obviously being working woman. Also like, you know, I had to take care of Kayla. There was a gap in her schedule where like there was no one to watch Kayla. And of course, number one auntie showed up and showed out um and i also dive into like a little bit of my complicated relationship with mckayla these days because um she's just like like hating me and it's

almost like the more love i give her the more love she taketh away from me and it's been really challenging as an auntie and i think other aunties can probably relate to this issue. Yes but as discussed we have different auntieing styles and I think that my style is what Kay prefers right now which is just like meet you where you're at not gonna like do anything that you don't want to do like if you want to give me a hug I will accept the hug I'm not going in for a hug. You know it's important to note that over the last week more importantly the, the last 72 hours, Michaela has added a bunch of new words to her vocabulary. Those words being Ben, Jack, Zach, and uncle. There's not an auntie in sight. There's not a Claudia in sight. There's not a Claude in sight. There's nothing. And I, I am deep, like I'm taking it personally. So what you're saying is Michaela's gaslighting you.

I would say it's more of a manipulation, like an emotional torture. Yeah. Than a gaslighting. But I would, I wouldn't put it past her is what I'm saying. And that's, that's just kind of where we're at. So I talk about that in the vlog. We had a really fun dinner last night. We did an at home.

We did hibachi. Hibachi at Olivia's house that she set up, which she knows is like my favorite cuisine of all time. And we have hibachi leftovers for lunch today. So today's going to be a fabulous day. And there's not a lot. So I'm not like offering to share. Like there's very little.

And I think your husband took home some hibachi. So there might be some in your fridge. He did. I don't think there is. But it was delicious nonetheless. And you know what? Leave me wanting more. I actually didn't fill up, which I thought that I would.

And I was like, I could go for a little snack. What'd you get? I had a ice pop, like like not I don't know what the brand is Olivia made me buy them and I enjoyed it yeah so and I enjoyed it with your vlog and it was such a delicious evening Bryce was loving the vlog he saw himself oh my god at one point in the vlog you hear me yelling like a maniac and I don't yell at the dogs like that but let me tell you what they did so because I didn't even notice you yelling at the vlog at the dogs. I guess it's just like part of the chaotic nature of our YouTube videos.

I don't even notice someone blood curdlingly screaming in the background. When I tell you all the YouTube comments, all the patron comments, everyone's like, what the fuck is Jackie screaming at? I don't even know what they're talking about. So I walked into Olivia's pantry, which like doesn't have a door, but it's like a whole room pantry. And Bryce and Shryce were dumpster diving into Theo's huge bag of food. Like one of those bags of foods from cheaper by the Beethoven from those, for those dogs.

And you know, Bruno, he's Brudini and he found a way to get in there and he's showing Theo his tricks and they are diving into the bag. And so at first I was going in there to make a bottle. And so I was like, get out, get out. And, and then I realized I was like, no, I need to like be stronger about this behavior because this is really bad. So then I was like, get out, get out. And then I realized, I was like, no, I need to like be stronger about this behavior because this is really bad. So then I was like, get out, get out. You literally tapped into like your strict mom era. I really did.

And you captured it. I didn't even hear it because I was obviously so busy like looking at myself in the camera like, what do I look like? What do I sound like? How's my skin? So thanks for clearing that up. So that's what they were doing. And Bruno is a bad influence because it's his brudini skills

harry brud harry and brudini yeah literally yeah um so new content up on the patreon um we're just like kind of churning out the content while we're here down in florida so it's a great time a vlog camera and i think that's also made the difference it's so much more fun to do a vlog on this like i literally like copied whatever Olivia Jade had. Cause like her vlogs are always like clear. Um, and I got this new camera. So it makes it more fun to vlog. We look sickening and we're just churning out the content.

So it's a great time to become a patron member. It is. If you want more behind the scenes of what we're doing here every day, you know, the wallpaper at Patreon saw it first last night, you guys, they knew about this. If you're a patron member, like this wallpaper is not a surprise to you because it was a huge part of our day getting it installed, waiting for it to be finished, like being excited about it. So if you're a Patreon member, this is actually old news.

Yeah. Sorry. If you're a Patreon member also, great segue. I just announced yesterday the final, I think it's 11 or 12 dates for the Not Like Other Girls Tour. My tour that I started at the beginning of the year is finishing finishing out at August, September, October, and November of this year. I added Seattle, Portland, Nashville, Charlotte, Durham, lots of good places. So Patreon presale starts tomorrow. If you're hoping to secure a meet and greet, they usually fly

in the Patreon presale, which sucks for everyone else. So it's a great time to become a Patreon member for that reason. And then if you are not in the space to become a Patreon member, which is also fine, general on sale starts for everyone for those tickets on Friday. So just like prepare yourselves. You have until either tomorrow or Friday to get sickening tickets to the last 11 shows, historic shows of the Not Like Other Girls tour. And that's on being a comedian.

So yeah. Great. And speaking of content, new episode of the Red like other girls tour and that's on being a comedian so yeah great and speaking of content new episode of the redheads is recording tonight dropping on thursday i feel like a lot of people are becoming redheads recently i was looking at the numbers and the thing about redheads episodes is like they are evergreen so i could go back to one from two years ago and people are listening to it and it's growing and climbing and like all of our numbers are really growing across all episodes can i ask you a question which book or which episode that you guys have done has the most listens like by far our first one just because it's had the most amount of time to accrue of course of course listens but that's the top one that so that was

the husband's secret which is also just a really good and popular book by leanne moriarty who's a really good and popular author except for her last book like no offense no offense leanne no offense leanne no offense mrs moriarty but you know it's she's nine perfect strangers she's big little eyes like she's fine yeah uh that was really popular your episode is obviously really popular girl with no job we recap claudia's book and ask her some personal questions and before we were strangers which is uh renee carlino which kind of just like set off like this renee carlino stanhood in motion for so many of our yeah me too i did a bunch of renee carlino books for you for snitch and that was really like our first runaway hit i would say you love to see it but i do think that this week's episode is another one that's like that and the

author it's her first book and i was looking at her Instagram and she looks like so young and she has an illustrious career ahead of her because this book is that book it's called a flicker in the dark you know that's also the same thing with the book that's going viral now every summer after it's her first book she's like so young and cute on her Instagram she's like cannot believe her book is blowing up it's so cute to see like I'm so happy for her I think it's the same thing for this author like it's a New York Times bestseller and you just love to see quality winning winning yeah you really do because a lot of times quality doesn't win and a lot of times like non-quality wins you know what I mean yeah I mean I don't want to single out like one particular author but like that's what it is like everyone's obsessed like oh my this author has a new book and it's

literally not good none of them have been good that i've read interesting i'm not gonna say it's mean it's mean because someone puts their heart and soul into that book and other people like books and by the way books are more personal than comedy more personal than food i agree and so that's something i'm like struggling with with posting my reviews on um my instagram and part of the reason why i went private on tiktok is like not tiktok i would on Goodreads. It's like, sometimes I fucking hate a book and like, I want to give an honest opinion, but I have to say it nicely because like I posted a little while ago about the first Ellen Hildebrandt golden girl. And like, then she followed me, which is amazing. And I think God, I have nothing negative to say about her books thus far.

But what if I think one's a stinker, you know? Yeah. That's like people work years on books. Yeah, that's where it's awkward. And it's somewhat, like, people work years on books. So I just have to, not for me. Yeah. Not my favorite. Yeah. Yeah, that's why, I mean, in addition to, like, other reasons, we don't, like, have, seek out having authors on the redheads.

Right. Like, the authors of the book. And I'm sure for some, like, we could keep dreaming. But for others, like, we could probably make it happen. But we want to be able to have an honest combo. It does take, like like it makes you feel like the principle is there like your artist integrity yeah and we are artists and you're integral beyond so um congratulations on the new episode of the redheads that's coming out that hasn't happened

yet i'm excited for it thank you very much um and i feel like i don't really have that much else to catch up on because i was just like busy vlogging, editing. And everything is in the vlog. Everything that you would say. And I don't want to spoil it. Spoiler alert. No, I'm literally becoming like, am I Casey Neistat? Like with my camera and my vlogs.

I think that you are. I think that I am too. Are you going to do another vlog? What would, what would be your next subject? Honestly, I feel like I've been so like at the forefront of the patron. Like I think you need to pick up the camera. I think people are like, oh, this is fun. Jackie's the interesting one who just moved and had a baby. Can we hear from her?

Oh, sure. True. When I have a spare second in my day, I'm going to vlog. I have so many things like on deck that I've been meaning to do. But your next subject was actually meant to be Zach Shapiro. Yes, yes. Annie Leibovitz is taking the focus away from herself and onto one of her constituents. And that would be Zach Shapiro.

People are just like kind of breakout star from this trip down to Florida. Olivia's husband, Zach Shapiro. Yeah, so Claudia was going to do a day in the life of Zach Shapiro. I know, but like he's really busy. And like, so I get ready in Olivia's bathroom. And Olivia's house has like two working spaces. One of them is in her bedroom and one of them is like an official office. And Zach does the one in the bedroom.

So when I go like in and out of the bedroom at nine just to like, you know, get a coffee or go do my makeup or my hair, like I feel like

such a fucking intruder. Imagine if you were with your vlog. With my camera. Right. And he's like talking about, I don't know, like confidential information

at his job. And I'm there with like, say hi to the Patreon. And he's so nice, he would never say anything but I'm like, I am doing everything in my power not to become like a burden in olivia's home you know because you have been there

for 10 days and i keep saying to her i'm like just tell me when i'm being annoying like i can always go stay at jackie's like you guys have a lot going on like with michaela so i try to like clean as much as possible i was like folding all the towels yesterday like i just want to make life easier and i know that ben staying at someone's house, like automatically makes it more difficult because he'll cook and leave the dishes. Like, and he's not like intentionally rude. It's subconscious.

Oh, my wife will do it. You know, like he's so, um, just not thoughtful in that way. He's thoughtful in a million other ways. So I'm just trying to make up for my presence and Ben's presence as well. And not become this like, oh, we can't wait for this bitch to leave. I want them to be like, oh, why is the house so messy? house so messy oh Claudia left you know she was so good at picking up after

everyone yeah well you are always welcome here thank you I've actually been thinking about things that I'm gonna get that are going to really make your stay whenever that is elevate your stay like I know the shampoo that you like oh wow you know stuff like that that shampoo is expensive I know I actually didn't buy it because they only had the huge sizes and I was about to spend so much money on shampoo I'm like girl get a grip get Garnier well can I tell you I've actually up until my function of beauty I've really been struggling with um dandruff every couple of years I like get itchy scalp I'm like oh dandruff you use head and shoulders once and it goes away yeah and Olivia's guest bathroom has head and shoulders so it's actually been really timely for me to

to be using head and shoulders and I have no complaints she's a great selection she doesn't happen to have the same face wash that I use in the shower just spend like so much money on no no like you definitely should um and I feel like it could be a write-off you know oh that's so true because this is like but I also realized last night when I was shopping for shampoo that the brand that we like has a scalp shampoo and the brand that we like we're not gatekeeping it's called Milbon and we buy it directly from our hairstylist and it's like so expensive and it's impossible to get online I was googling it last night like the first results were from eBay no I have like a really janky website I'll send it to you I saw Shampoo Zone is also a website But they didn't have the size I want

They only have the jugs And those are so expensive I have like a really really scary website The box shows up like duct taped together With like really It's so janky But they offer multiple sizes And so far the product has been good

Because the reason why we can't find it online It's a type of brand of shampoo That you're only supposed to sell via a salon they don't sell direct to consumer big mistake big mistake so i found some like janky salon website i don't know where the salon is based but the shit comes i swear i order it i turn around it's there it's crazy okay give me the link yeah i will um so thank you for the effort you're putting into making my own sweet a premium experience yeah i. Okay. So I guess without further ado, I mean, by the way, without further ado, because like everyone is going to wake their bones off from today's lead

and sponsor. Like it is a dream come true in honor and a privilege to be working with this particular brand for this particular product. So I'm more than happy to dive in. And what's so funny is there's another sponsor today that is like one of my something I eat every single day. You know what? Okay. So we could do them together together because it's our favorite food groups. But I just also want to address the lack of do. Yeah. Theo's not here today because yesterday he made my legs look fat when he was sitting on my lap. And that's just like a personal boundary I will not allow for. I couldn't. And I've been watching. Usually I never watch our episodes. yeah I couldn't and I've been watching usually I never watch our episodes but in Florida like I've been really enjoying watching our episodes

once we're done with them because I don't know it's like fun and fresh and I could not get myself to watch them yesterday my fucking knees looked first of all I looked 87 with like my wrinkly like it was all Theo's fault I we all know it's my fault but I'm I'm scapegoating Theo no that is why I switched it up today. And I wore like a track suit. That way I don't have to worry about my legs. It's also so cold in here. Our legs like turn purple.

And they just look really grandma. It's not cute. Yeah, no. Further notice, like I will not be showing my legs on this particular set. Yeah, I'm going back to my merch zone. I'm with you. I'm feeling really great today. This is Peloton Adidas collab and creamsicle.

Sickening. And I'm just like so comfortable. And it really goes with the new wallpaper. It really does. I was worried it was going to be too chaotic, but I think it's just the right amount of chaos. Perfection. So now without further ado, here are the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And today's episode, believe it or not, is brought to you, I can't believe I'm about to say this, by McDonald's. Here at the Morning Toast, it is absolutely no secret that we are obsessed with McDonald's. After a day of recording the show or running around doing errands, is there anything better than a McDonald's Fountaille Coke, a large crispy french fry, and their iconic

chicken sandwich? Here's the important question what is the best mcdonald's crispy chicken sandwich is it the standard one the spicy one the deluxe one here's the answer jackie all of the above i think mcdonald's chicken sandwiches are more personal than comedy agreed because i'm personally like a standard girly and i know that the way that i eat a chicken sandwich is not the popular way and i know that about myself that doesn't make it any less delicious like i literally got shit on like a couple days ago way that I eat a chicken sandwich is not the popular way. And I know that about myself. That doesn't make it any less delicious. Like I literally got shit on like a couple of days ago for putting ketchup on a chicken sandwich.

And I can't believe there are other people who don't do that because the way that I do it, bun, ketchup, chicken, bun. That's it. Soda fries, McFlurry. But that's just me. Like maybe you like the spicy. Maybe you like the deluxe. Maybe you like extra pickles.

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Before you dive into your obsession, I think it's important to know Jackie like has had the biggest box of macro bars in our studio. And for the longest time, I thought it was called Go Macro. And that's just like on not being able to read. So we have Go Macro bars in our studio, but they, I have them at my house too. They're the only bars that I eat that like actually make me not hungry anymore. Like usually a bar is just like a placeholder until you can get to a meal. But like for me, if I'm having it,

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So we have some great stories today, I think. I hope. Yes, actually we do. Okay, our first story, some crazy drama. Winona and Ashley Judd were left out of their mom, Naomi's, will. So I'm not sure if we spoke about this on the toast. About her passing? About her passing.

I don't think we did. Naomi Judd passed away. She died by suicide a few months ago and her will has emerged and her only two daughters winona judd and ashley judd who are also famous have been left out of her last will and testament page six can confirm the late country singer instead appointed her husband of 33 years larry strickland as executor of her estate, according to the court documents. Is Larry the girl's dad? It feels like no. It feels like no, too, because if... Different last name, first of all.

Right, and if he was their dad, then it wouldn't be such a big deal, because eventually, like, it would be passed on to them, you know? Yeah, and they were married 33 years, and these girls are older than 33. Not that it's always always apples to apples but i just don't think it's their dad right right right okay so this is so um like weird wild because not only is that a crazy thing for a parent to do but like winona and ashley oh me oh oh they were the judds like they were the band they like worked together and this just like it's so it's so bizarre so the mom is Winona right yeah and then the daughters are Ashley and

Nate no no the mom is Naomi I'm so sorry I get confused yeah and the daughters are Ashley and Winona and Winona and Naomi like work together and sing together and then ashley judd is just like another famous person wait who's mom naomi no the mom is naomi yeah okay the mom is naomi and so naomi worked with who winona oh in music so that is definitely weird well obviously it makes people think like there was bad blood right yeah but what's weird like you have to have really serious beef with your children to leave them out of your will correct right like to to slight them intentionally to slight them in the afterlife and they're your only children and you're leaving all of them yeah you're not giving them a piece of anything yeah and what's weird is that after she passed they were like doing all

these things they went to her tribute and this and that so it's like did they not know that they had beef or right no it's just it's puzzling puzzling she wrote and signed the will five years ago so things could have changed but if they did isn't the first thing you would do run to your lawyer's office yeah and I'm sure we'll never find out like what's actually going on because it's so private and at the the end of the day, it's not our business. Yeah. But we can, you know, guess. It does feel like an episode of Dynasty, you know, like. Yeah. Will's.

This is really like, yeah, feels like a TV show, especially because they're all famous. Right. Famous. And I also read an article this morning that like Winona's pissed, obviously, because she thinks she had a lot to do with like her mom's success because they did work together. Well I can't lie the reason why I get so confused between all the different names is because the Judd in my opinion who I whose name I've heard the most is Winona Judd so I would have assumed that's the mom. I feel like the Judd I've heard the most is Ashley Judd. I feel like. And they're both the daughters right? And they're both the daughters. Right.

Because she's an actress. Show me pictures. I know Winona Judd, you know, red hair. Like I, I'm familiar. I don't think I'm familiar with Ashley Judd. I don't know if you would recognize her. Oh, of course. Queen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's been in everything.

Oh, and that's the mom. I've never seen Naomi Judd, honestly. Like, so I wonder, I wonder if her will is substantial. You mean her estate? Yes. Thank you. I'm sure. I'm sure it is substantial. You mean her state? Yes, thank you. I'm sure. I'm sure it is too. Damn, that's gotta hurt, you know?

Yeah. To be slighted even after someone passes. That's tough stuff. I'm wishing them the best. And things like this, you know, wills, they can't be appealed, you know? I mean, you could challenge it, but this article like says that

she signed it under you know sound mind memory and understanding and not under any restraint or in any respect incompetent to make a last will and testament that's crazy i feel like the only person who would know why is the lawyer but you can't talk or the husband right right right and i wonder if they're on speaking terms no it's it's giving dynasty it's giving filthy rich like dramatic soap opera because this shit like it doesn't really happen in real life you know yeah or it's like sometimes i feel like parents do this to like teach their kids lesson or like they're going to donate it all to charity but like these kids are grown they all like work together so they lessons were learned already right no this is like i think bill gates what gives his

daughter like five dollars a month yeah just so that she's not and like I titled I just like I do appreciate like the the um the the reasoning why a lot of people do that like I think you know to work nothing no days in your life and then turn 18 and get a billion dollars like ain't right I just definitely feel like there's a middle ground you know like like you don't have to buy them a plane for sure but like five dollars like yeah what about like a hundred you know yeah plus the girls are already successful it's not like they haven't earned or worked right right that's crazy and now everyone's just talking about them like wondering what went wrong yeah i'm curious but we we truly will never know unless there's a book you know by larry the husband yeah i mean if he ever chooses to write one i'd probably like

have moved on by then, but just like remind me if one ever comes out, one of these articles will pick it up. Like here's why. Yeah. Yeah. They're good at that. That's true.

Thanks guys. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. More crazy news. Travis Scott lands, a Las Vegas residency nearly one year after the Astroworld tragedy, not even one year. It's August just began and Astroworld was in November, so it's...

Wait, what? Yep, he is headed back to the big stage nearly one year after 10 people died of compression asphyxia during his Astroworld festival in 2021. Zouk Nightclub in Las Vegas announced on Monday the rapper would be playing seven shows at their venue starting next month. Road to Utopia will be a, quote,

mind-bending, first-of first of its kind nightclub residency and a chance for Scott to sample some of his upcoming music according to a press release. Okay so it's not like Caesars Palache. No. I've never heard of Zoop. Me neither. So. I thought it was more of a traditional like Shania Twain Adele moment.

Yeah. I guess you know you do a few shows at any Vegas establishment and it's a Vegas residency. Yeah. And I'm not particularly like a Travis Scott fan or Travis Scott hater. Cause I think, you know, you could argue back and forth about the Astroworld situation endlessly. I just, as a person who watched the whole thing unravel without any particular like stake or Stan hood in it, I was just like overwhelmingly disappointed in Travis Scott's like lack of energy towards the whole thing. Um, and I get that he was probably, probably you know limited in what he could do or say based on like the lawsuits but I was just like

really underwhelmed by him in general yeah um so I'm really surprised to see him like moving forward so fast this isn't like a scandal like where you just like take some time off right where you said something wrong on stage and you know you're gonna you know take time off and you know work on your mental health this is like so historic and so much bigger than anything I think any of us have ever really um witnessed and I don't know he kind of like did a terrible job in handling it yeah and it can't be an easy thing to have handled and I'm sure it you know like keeps him up at night but I don't know I was just like from him and like entirely I agree with all of that and I'm mostly curious if people are gonna go right like where do people I'm not like a huge fan of his music like I'm sure I know a lot just

because it's popular but I don't seek out him on Spotify or like his concert so I'm curious if people who did like were their opinion of him is changed at all. I'm very curious too. And if you're a Travis Scott Gurley, let me know in the comments. Like if this- Because he has like diehard fans. I mean, of course.

And I think that's part of the reason why Astroworld was so mishandled was because of the passion. Yeah. There was so much energy there because people love him and you have to be able to handle all that. And they were not able to.

Yeah. But I also think, I mean, it would be shocking if anything like that ever happened. Again. In his realm ever again. But then the nightclub has the power to let a certain people amount, let them out. You know what I mean?

But it's not just a random cornfield in the middle of nowhere where there's unlimited space. Right. So if there's, you know. Capacity. Plenty of room. Something like this shouldn't happen. Yeah.

And as far as I know, he hasn't done performances since then other than like private gigs. Not like open to the public, buying tickets type of event. So the headline is a little misleading. It's just like eerie to me. I couldn't imagine enjoying. I know. After something like that yeah i do think the headline is slightly misleading um because when you read it like obviously what i pictured was like you know the venetian or one of those major this is a new type of so it's like less it's less yeah and i'm sure like he's gonna have to humble himself right do

things like this that he probably wouldn't have even considered. And maybe he will gain enough momentum and trust in people that he'll get those bigger gigs again. It's just, it's weird. Yeah. And I don't think. And I don't know what he should be doing, you know. Right. I don't know what's, no one, this has really never happened before.

Yeah. Like what is the right way to handle it? And I'm sure that if in terms of like ticket sales like if he wanted to headline a festival like they there would be enough people people would come but I don't think any like brand or any festival or any like sponsors like really want to be attached to his name for the foreseeable future which I do think is understandable yeah so far like he performed at 11 in Miami which is the same thing as this zoop you know where they control the environment environment and he played a coachella party in a pre-oscar party so like you've said private things but agreed on the brand front and also if there's anything that would have like

fellow performers right i can't imagine everyone wanting to be like totally cool with performing alongside him yeah now it's interesting this is a, I feel like this is uncharted territory when it comes to like celebrity. I don't want to say scandal because I feel like that diminishes it. Yeah. But like, for lack of a better word,

scandal. Like I don't, I don't feel like there's any precedent. Like, you know, you can compare this to because it's literally never happened before. Yeah.

Plus the lawsuits are still ongoing. Yeah. So it, it also feels weird to be getting back out there when it's not a closed case. There's nearly 2,800 victims who are suing for negligence against him and Live Nation. As they should.

Yeah. I don't know if this is a story, but like, did you see all this Nicki Minaj drama? No. There were so many like little stories today that were like, I just wanted to make like a section called like items. Uh huh. But then I forgot.

So this woman who was claiming to be Nicki Minaj's former assistant is going wild on her Instagram stories. I guess she got fired and she said it was like for literally no reason. So she decided to blow up Nicki Minaj's spot. And so much so, I think Nicki actually addressed her. I think it's proven, documented that this woman did work for Nicki Minaj. And she's just going on like, I think over 50 Instagram stories, just putting Nicki on blast with things as it pertains to her relationship

with other artists, with Rihanna, with Jay-Z, with Drake, with Lil Wayne, alleging that there's a sex tape of Nicki Minaj going around, alleging that Rihanna doesn't fuck with Nicki Minaj since 2016, alleging that, she kept saying Ken, who is Nicki's husband, who we were just discussing is a sex offender, right? Yeah. He apparently keeps acting out towards all these people, severing relationships between Nicki and other artists. Now, I don't know if any of this is valid or true.

Um, but it was like a train wreck. Like you could not look away. Doesn't she have an NDA? So she addressed that her NDA, um, bars her from posting or sharing publicly videos or images. Like she, she found a skirt, like a way around her her NDA she addressed it okay yeah it's very interesting and again I don't like to like talk about those things because could just be like some literal random person in Ohio just making shit up um but I don't know I

got the vibe but like there was definitely some like validity to the whole situation okay yeah I didn't see it did not make its way to reels yet. No, it did not. Okay. Next story. An update from yesterday. Beyonce is removing the offensive lyrics dubbed ableist from her album Renaissance. Beyonce's team said in a statement to Variety, the word not used intentionally in a harmful way will be replaced. Oh, okay.

That's not what I thought was going to happen. No. And they really all missed. Right. That's what's shocking here. Now that Beyonce is removing it, but that like, so it's not like she was using it intentionally.

Like this was an unintentional mistake that, that was made, which means literally nobody on her producing team on her, um, record label, like nobody through all the people whose hands had to touch this before it got to the final stage nobody like remembered the thing that happened with lizzo like a month ago that's weird that's shocking to me honestly yeah yeah and they are gonna change it

and like take it down and i wonder what they'll replace it with right i'm sure it'll be like something similar to what lizzo did like what did she wind up replacing it with i don't remember because i don't even remember the lyric you know know, I didn't, I didn't listen to it. And then I didn't want to listen to the OG one and then like have to learn a new lyric. Yeah. Um, but it was like the same vein, like silly, like, I don't know. Okay.

We shall see. We shall see it. But I, I do find that shocking, honestly. Yeah, me too. Because I would have thought she knew that it was like a controversial word and just continued on with it because it became such a big thing with Lizzo yeah maybe she just really is like that private you know like she didn't know sure she is yeah but there are so many people that are involved not one of them caught the news that day not one of them listened to the toast maybe you don't like correct Beyonce honestly like let's say I was

working as an engineer I'm not gonna be, does Beyonce know this is a bad word? Like obviously she's fucking Beyonce. She knows everything, you know? That's so true. I'm not going to turn around and be like, um, Miss Beyonce, like I don't think that you should use that word. You know what I also think it could be? It's like everyone was talking about that there is this word that Lizzo used that's

able to slur, but no one like you can't say it. Otherwise you'll self cancel. So it's like, what word are we talking about? Even if they did listen to toast, like I said yesterday, so many people were like, what word are you even talking about? And for some people, like when I first heard this, I was, I had no idea that they was remotely offensive. So if we're not going to say what the word is. Maybe she missed it because nobody actually said it. And even when I was reading an article yesterday and it was S star star Z. I was like shiz. I still didn't know.

Right, right, right, right. You know? Yeah. No, that's an extremely valid point. Maybe she missed it because nobody said it. No, that's logical queen like yeah and maybe her team missed it because they were like oh yeah lizzo got in trouble for using a lyric and we were watching the toast and they never said it no and like it couldn't possibly be anything

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McSweeney is responding to a rumor she was fired from real housewives ultimate girls trip over a poop incident. Hmm. So what is it with the New York women and taking dumps on television? No, not even that. But first of all, Leah McSweeney was sent home from Real Housewives Ultimate Girls trip in Thailand. Interesting.

The rumor was that she threw elephant poop at a castmate and she was banned from Thailand. Leah commented on this post saying she did not do that, but she's disappointed. She hopes she didn't disappoint any fans by not doing such an iconic move. She said, I'm so sad it didn't happen, but she was sent home. Well, what did she do?

Wait, this is so crazy. I can't think of a time in recent history where someone has been immediately removed from a show like people get fired at the end of seasons for things they did on the show but like immediate removal like not finishing filming I don't think that's really ever happened yeah I I am pretty sure like so she's just debunking the elephant poop part not the part that she was fired yeah I'm pretty sure but that would be crazy if the whole thing is a lie but I do feel like that actually you know you know if she's home and they're still there that can be proven I feel

like this is kind of a testament to how far the franchise has fallen like we're talking about throwing elephant poop and I just want to say like there's it's probably not true but like rumors start from some somewhere and then they get turned into like major like fallacies but like whatever it is that happened like poop had something to do with it like people are just making shit up literally um and this is just like this is so housewives like it's so it's becoming sorry like so lowbrow and i couldn't even finish ultimate girl's trip because everyone was just so drunk and nuts and like making no fucking sense and I couldn't even finish ultimate girls trip because everyone was just so drunk and nuts and like making no fucking sense and I don't know what this like new era of housewives is that like

and I think it really started with ultimate girls trip and I don't know if people are liking it or if it's helping the ratings or anything but like personally it's not for me it's not for me this new one so this is ultimate girls trip three in Thailand with Portia, Giselle, Candice Dillard, Heather Gay, Whitney Rose, Alexia, and Marisol from Miami. Did we even talk about that this is the crew? No. And honestly, like, that sounds like a good crew, except for Whitney and Heather, because I cannot fucking stand them.

And Candice. Candice. Have you no scruples? Oh, but like Giselle. Except she gave us the word of a lifetime. Giselle, Portia, Alexia, and who was the other miami girl i saw like that's an iconic foursome it really is yeah and they're in thailand which is you know pretty just an interesting and not the berkshires right i think that part of the reason why i

couldn't stomach finishing ultimate girls trip was yes everyone was chaotic everyone was drunk everyone was messy but like they were also just like in this house and also like the berkshires and it being during this house is like a character and I just can't and it's a not a level playing field because she had like she was on some high ground yeah you need to like that's part of the storyline is like this is during this bow down to Dorinda and I just can't no so um that's interesting I hope this isn't I mean obviously she said it's not true so So it's not true. But like if anything like this even remotely happened, that is so fucking disgusting and so far gone from how to behave as a human being. Right.

And at the end of the day, it's also far gone from like the founding principles of the show, which is supposed to be like rich, elegant women who would literally never come close to a piece of duty in their lives, you know? Right. Most people wouldn't. No, of course not but like and by the way that this honestly the fact that it was someone from real housewives of new york doesn't surprise me because the real houses in new york are particularly like disgusting

in their um like bodily excrements if that's the right they're always talking about like peeing their pants pooping their pants ramona there was shit on the floor when they were in Columbia. Like when they all got like Montezuma's revenge and they all had diarrhea, like they were talking about it. Like it's really disgusting. Yeah. And I'm not like one of those people who's like above poop. Like I love a fart joke.

Like I will honestly, like if somebody farts, like I'll never not laugh. Like it's funny. But not in my housewives. No. And like we, I feel like we like talk about duty sometimes,

but like there's no duty anywhere like no no like we're not gonna like duty on the toes you know what i mean like they're talking about it and like showing it or two different things talking about it and like there being a physical element of it yeah it's different yeah yeah okay great glad we cleared that up yeah uh but i would like to know what got her kicked off of a trip because a trip like this it's like go wild yeah you know but also how far is too far when i think of these women in this group like they're all extremely like when i think of giselle when i think of alexia like don't, I think of them as like mature Portia. Like I don't see them as Marisol.

Honestly, like I wouldn't put the poop thing past the Berkshires women. Cause they're like chaotic and so desperate for attention because all of them have been fired and all of them are dying to get back on their franchise. I could see that happening. But these women in Bali, like where she got her own show.

Like they don't need to be like so low brow in order and like cheap in order to get back on their franchise. I could see that happening. But these women in Bali, like, where she got her own show? Like, they don't need to be, like, so lowbrow in order, and, like, cheap in order to get attention. Yeah. Yeah. So this is disgusting. Like, really vile. But it didn't happen. Oh, right, right.

It did not happen. Thank you. Reality check. Thank you. So that's good. But, like, where the fuck did that come from? Ew. And I do want to know what actually happened.

Like, how do you get kicked off of a. Of a trip where you're supposed to go wild. Right. No, it's interesting. Mm-hmm. Our fifth and final story, a little more Real Housewives news. Sorry, guys, but Taylor Armstrong is joining the Real Housewives. Wait, our fifth and final story?

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Our fifth and final story, Taylor Armstrong is joining the Real Housewives of Orange County, becoming the first housewife to move franchises, but she's joining as a friend of, so I don't want anyone to get carried away. But a friend of is still like a step towards- A launching pad. It's a launching pad,

and she's a friend of on a housewife on a different franchise, and that's new. And I'm wondering if pad. And she's a friend of Anna Housewife on a different franchise. And that's new. And I'm wondering if she's joining as Tamara's friend of since they must be friends now from Ultimate Girls Trip. For sure. By the way, I'm actually happy when I think of like, and I guess I never really thought about how nobody has ever been transferred, fired and then transferred. When I think of like who I would want this to be I'm happy for Taylor Armstrong like she's kind of um she was like a sad sack and then her life really turned around and I feel like anytime we ever either spoke about her on the toaster she

was brought up on Watch What Happens Live like from Kyle we were always getting really really happy updates from her which made me happy because I feel like she went through like literally the worst three years any human being could ever go through like raising a child with an abusive husband you find out your abusive husband has literally lost all your money and then he commits suicide like it must have been literally like the hardest thing anyone on housewives has had to go through and then every time we checked in on her everyone said she was like so happily married i know she was living in colorado for a while so she's really like a success story post housewives that I was like happy for.

And I don't know. I kind of like love this. And I've been so hard on OC Housewives because like it's terrible. And I'm happy for Taylor. And I actually think this is a good idea. Even though I don't really see a world in which I tell. And what is Heather doing? Like she was supposed to revive the franchise and she did not.

Is she going to continue? Because I don't really see her and Taylor Armstrong like getting along. Only Noella and Dr. Jen are gone. like she was supposed to revive the franchise and she did not is she gonna continue because i don't really see her and taylor armstrong like getting along only noella and dr jen are gone so that means shannon gina emily heather tamra taylor friend taylor and maybe other new people i just don't understand if they were gonna let go of Noella and Dr. Jen like why even like why did they even bring them on right and it's really not fair to only give someone one season agreed Eileen Davidson right perfect example you might like them more the next season but it's also like not it's not fair to them because they don't get to like find their feet and get comfortable get comfortable and perhaps do a better job but it's also not fair to the

viewers to make us like give a shit about someone, like force us to watch their home scenes for like, you know, a couple of months and then be like, okay, and now you have to do it with someone else. Nevermind. Yeah. I don't know what is going on

at the Real Houses of Orange County, like casting couch. And I didn't finish the season, so I don't know what happened with Noella, but like, isn't she incredibly interesting? Right. Divorce, Puerto Rico, pren rico prenup no credit cards like that was wild yeah just amazon happening in real time yeah yeah i don't know so like what was the point of all this yeah and is heather confirmed coming back and you can only have so many false starts like i feel like in the last

few years we had so many new people elizabethgas justice for Elizabeth Lynn we justice for her like we became invested in her personal story which was wild fucking wild like she deserved more honestly like I am an Elizabeth Lynn Vargas stan yeah no she could be brought back and so it's been so many years of this where we like get invested in someone and then they're gone reset that I'm not investing in Orange County anymore unfortunately yeah no I agree with you that's the perfect way to phrase it like so many of every year it's like no this we're cleaning the slate and of all the times they've did that I did think this most recent time was going to be like the time to do it and it didn't yeah it just felt like in what world would Heather be into the same room as Noella?

Like it just, it was so forced and it just made no sense. And I love this Taylor thing. I don't think it's going to be the thing that saves the franchise, especially like she's not even a full-time housewife. Yeah, but it's promising. It's promising. Yeah, you know, that's a good idea. But again, I feel so disconnected to so much of the Real Housewives franchises in like the last couple months.

Like I don't care. Yeah. And every time I see news about it, like Tamara Tamara getting her orange back which I actually thought was a good idea and then like they made a whole thing on Watch What Happens Live about it I just like rolled my eyes I'm like yeah and they should give Vicky hers back too I'm ready and I was someone who was like Vicky needs to go but we spoke about this I do think she needed to like be humbled be humbled realize this is an ensemble cast and I think now the show needs her and she needs a show yeah that's just my thoughts um so ultimate girls trip is definitely like making waves in the actual franchise and I think that means like the women who get cast on ultimate girls trip who are like trying to get back on their show or like get on a show in another city

like are gonna go balls to the wall because look what happened to Tamara look what happened to Taylor I wonder what this means for Leah because still New York up in the air especially legacy I heard that they had casted people for the new generation yeah right didn't you hear that I don't I didn't know anyone yeah do we know them yes oh cool I told you like oh yes yes yes yes yes cool I'm curious to see what happens with Legacy, where Leah lands. I like her. I could go for her on either. On either.

Me too. But not if she threw out lip and poop, which she didn't. Which she didn't. Which she didn't. But what was the cause of that? What was the catalyst for that rumor? I don't know. It had to be something like bathroom related.

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