The Toast - S5 Ep104: The Great Equalizer: Thursday, August 4th, 2022

Episode Date: August 4, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday. Hope everyone's having a great day. I think you're all having a great day because it's the first Thursday of the month, which means there's a new episode of the Red Heads Out. Red Heads is for the early birds. We drop around 7 a.m., so I'm sure all of you are already caught up. And it's a Fire Flames episode because we read a Fire Flames book. That'll do it. That'll do it. That'll do it. And I'm just feeling so hashtag proud of my hashtag passion project. Hashtag the first Thursday of the month greater than the first Monday in May.

Hashtag facts. Hashtag truth serum. I hope everyone had a wonderful hump day. We're on the latter half of the week. So congratulations to you and everyone around you for making it. And your loved ones. Your loved ones, friends, family, colleagues, esteemed alumni. Because even though we're all so different,

we are all operating on the same day of the week. Isn't that interesting to think about? It's kind of like the great equalizer. It's Thursday for everyone. They say that even though some people don't work a typical Monday through Friday. Some people work weekends. Some people work like Tuesday to Sunday, you know. But you're right.

Like some people say that death is the great equalizer. And while I do, I hear that. I hear death and I raise you day of the week. Day of the week. We're all just trying to get through a Thursday. And we have that in common, if nothing else. And honestly, suddenly, since you've made that realization, I feel more connected to mankind. Sorry, womankind i feel more connected to woman con too con too good me i can't even say it i do feel connected to womankind today yeah and you know what you know what else i feel

like connected to manholes why because you know you can't say man hole anymore. What? Because it's like a gendered term. But it's like a negative term. So why do we even want one? You know, like give it to the men. It's gross. Yeah, have it.

Yeah. No, that's. So what is it called now? Person hole? The thing is, I don't know what a man hole is. It's, you know, this hole in the street and the men go down and they fix the sewage system. So women, you want to do that? No.

You want to do it? Jackie, don't ignore the women who work in sewage. Like they're strong and powerful people. That's true. They are strong. So maybe for them, it's like I'm getting my ass in all this duty only to have the word be manhole. You know what?

I see it. I stand corrected. I see it. If that is the case they're making, case closed. Case closed. Manhole canceled. So what is it? Personhole?

I don't know. Maybe just like a new word like bleelu. We have humanhole. I don't know. It sounds like an orifice. It sounds like sexual. Gloryhole. That's what they should call it.

Let's talk about what you're wearing today. Your today's Cleveland Day type of sweatshirt. Yeah. So I'm just in a sweatshirt state of mind ever since like I popped off with a look on Tuesday with my track suit and I was comfortable and it looked cute. So now I'm just like cycling through my sweatshirts once again. And that's the thing about me. If I like something, I'll do it every day until I die. And that's why I'm wearing my sweatshirt. I love this. Today's a Cleveland Day sweatshirt. It was a gift at one of your shows. And I'm so grateful to have received it.

And I don't even know if I'll need Cleveland Days anymore. I feel like that's something I can make peace with now that I'm living in a peaceful environment. But of course, I'll keep the sweatshirt to remind me of where I came from. Of course. But actually, you know what? I'm sure there are bad days in Florida. I'm sure there are. But it's probably just like a different sort of bad day. That's kind of the great equalizer. Everyone has bad days. Yeah. Everybody makes mistakes.

That's so true. Which reminds me of last night's episode of Breaking Bread. Which was so much fun. Thank you to everyone who joined and got with our time change. Next week on Wednesday we're going. Sticking with the time that we changed to this week. Because we support mamas. 5 p.m. Eastern time.

It is the season finale of Breaking Bread. Yeah. they're upset devastated they're you know going on strike because they're forlorn but eight episodes eighth is next week isn't that crazy that really flew by it did fly by bruno is mounting theo right now um it's a little cousin loving you know what i find funny humorous it's like Bruno and Theo like can't be bothered with each other like they're kind of like they're not like enemies but they're just not like best friends they're kind of rivals yeah so like they don't fuck with each other now we're recording premium audio and they start to want to like play and growl like shut the fuck up you two okay shut the fuck up that they're so damn cute so damn cute so we

apologize for any you know sickening audio you guys might be getting also yesterday um we made progress in our journey to 100k youtube subscribers okay and i think it had a lot to do with us singling out the sarahs so today i think until we reach 100k we have to single out one name and today i'm gonna choose because I chose Sarah yesterday. Please keep it like super common. Of course. Biblical. Of course. Today, the Rachels. Okay.

By the way, I was literally going to suggest Rachel too. Rachel. If your name is Rachel. Hi. And you listen to YouTube or podcast. And you're listening right now and your name is Rachel. Hi, Rachel. How are you?

I hope you're having an amazing day. It's Thursday. So how bad could it be? Now that we got that out of the way, please head over to YouTube and subscribe from all of your Gmail accounts. Yeah. Yeah. Rachel's yesterday's and the sarah's showed up and showed out our analytics said 816 new subscribers yesterday like sarah's check rachel's you're on deck and maybe we'll make it a competition like who who should win is it going to be the sarah's the rachel's the rebecca's or the leia's i'm sticking with the biblical theme no but then

there are a lot of names and it's also funny because it's you have to think of common names for the toasters so it really makes you think of like names people were named back in the 90s yeah that's really our Amanda Marissa yeah Samantha Samantha well today we're going with Rachel Emily Emily it's like we're not gonna do the Ava's today because that's a 2020 name And we don't have two year olds listening to the show Or maybe we do Not yet Some people listen with their moms Right So Rachel's

Today's your day Show yourself You want to get organized You want to get on YouTube Make a Gmail If you don't have one already And subscribe to this motherfucking show Okay

Thank you Rachel We love you Wait Thanks a lot Rachel Thanks a lot Totally My charge is not charging to my ipad and it's got used to your ipad instead of mine i hope you're happy because i've told mom that girl's iconic iconic and everyone like pretends to be her oh i was just gonna say

like there's a like a thing on tiktok where people cosplay being like remember this viral video from 15 years ago and it's like charlie bit my finger it's like a thing on TikTok where people cosplay being like, remember this viral video from 15 years ago? And it's like, Charlie bit my finger. It's like all these classic ones that we grew up with. They're like, that's me all grown up. Like, no, it's not. I don't think it's them cosplaying. I think it's them fucking lying. You know, trying to get, be deceptive and get like followers.

Yeah, because everybody's looking for, you know, that Irish camper who went off on Rachel for using her charger. And when you say like, this was me, I'm like, oh, I'm interested in you. But not if you're a liar. Yeah. People are also constantly looking for, I'm like, oh, I'm interested in you, but not if you're a liar. Yeah, people are also constantly looking for, I'm in me mom's car. Vroom, vroom. Get out me car.

So there's a lot of iconic internet celebrities out there. Just be careful who you follow. Like don't get tricked. No. Do not. Don't do it. So it's Thursday. We've got a great show.

Usually, what would we recap today? Oh, Beverly Hills. I'm so behind. So behind. But I did get my TV installed in my bedroom today. So we're one step closer. But I'm just loving reading. And I have read now, I think it's four or five, five star books in a row.

So I am on a roll. It started with Tom Segura. Then I went to Hotel Nantucket. Then A Flicker in the Dark. And then Carrie White uppercut I finished it last night and the whole time I was reading I was like this is really good but it's gonna be four stars for me because it's kind of hard it's not like my personal favorite era and that's just on me but then by the end I was like this was a fucking fantastic memoir it is a five-star memoir

and if you're are you okay I know it's like really boring wait what did i say so bored okay like i told you before the show like i'm having stomach issues so if you could just like let me be silent in peace and not like call me out i'm happy for you like keep going i said i love that what's wrong with that and i also found out that there was this better that's how you that's like what's going on on the inside they're making and, and I told you this part last night, they're making a movie out of her book. That's how good it is. And Julia Fox is playing Carrie White. Cool.

I'm like over Julia Fox completely. I was never under her, honestly. Yeah, no, you were never. But if she wants to do a great job in a movie, I support that. A hundred percent. But the fact that Julia Fox is cast in it makes me think it's like um like an indie like student film you know what I mean like not a big budget Hollywood moment I don't I feel like she's becoming well she hasn't done anything since Kanye yet but she was up for the

Madonna like that's what we heard yeah I don't know if that was like actually about the part Julia Garner darn yeah um no she hasn't really done much and is she an actress i thought she was like an artist i think her umbrella of art covers a lot of categories including actress she was in the unca gems right no actually i can relate to that like being an artist with many talents you know i realize me and julia have that in common someone being like is she a podcaster i thought she was a comedian oh is she a podcaster i thought she was an author yeah oh is she a comedian i thought she was a singer right she is right all of the above so the book was great if you're into a celebrity memoir I actually highly recommend it

and then next I'm gonna read I think every summer after because I haven't read it yet enjoy enjoy I can't wait and I'm excited to read like a short sweet book not one that takes me like so many days to finish no yeah no it's like fun and light and like it sticks with And I'm excited to read like a short, sweet book, not one that takes me like so many days to finish. No, yeah. No, it's like fun and light and like it sticks with you. I'm like obsessed that I always think about it. Also, ever since I've designated my pumping time to be my reading time, that's like four times a day, 30 minutes a day.

That's like good reading time. And now I'm getting through books and I'm really happy about that. I cannot believe we've been sitting here for nine minutes without mentioning the fact that like last night we broke the internet. Oh my God. I cannot believe like we should start like we should start i was like going through my night until i was going from reading and i but we should start over um scratch that three two one good morning

millennials welcome back theo and bruno shut the fuck up seriously like you're both bothering me we're doing a fucking work thank you bruno come to your mommy okay so let's talk about last night yeah last night i'm sitting on the couch we just ate dinner you just left olivia's house i'm sitting on the couch like scrolling instagram and i get a notification emily jackson is live with rach parcell i'm like oh man let me see what my favorite girlies are up to i just joined i didn't comment or anything because like i was being a stalker i was like lurking like a freak you were were a lay person. Yeah. And then Emily was in L.A. with Amy and Amy was like, oh, my God, girl, no job. Join.

I'm like, oh, my God, fuck. How do they know? Like I was really just trying to lurk. But I guess like when you have so many followers, it just comes up as a notification. So they invited me up on the live. I was on the live with Emily, Amy and Rach Parcell. And it was honestly like overwhelming. I felt like like there was too many things on my mind for me to even like,

I wanted to like ask them so many questions, but then also like be funny and like. It's hard. It was so hard. It was honestly like doing a show. Like I felt exhausted afterwards. I went to bed right after. And then I made Olivia call Jackie

and tell her to get her ass on Instagram live. Then Jackie joined the live. Rach had to leave in order to make space for Jackie like which was particularly sad but Rach stayed on the whole time like commenting and like being a part of the conversation um and it was really kind of the best night of my life can't lie I feel so close to the sister Scala now yeah and I'm just obsessed I'm just obsessed and I can't wait to have them on the toast whenever like it all works out we're in Utah they're in Florida we're in New York whatever it is I can't fucking wait um it was just a joy and they say like never go live

with your heroes they do say that but they're lying they're 100% lying and we like i think we're successful in convincing sister scala to start a podcast at tnn right which a like you know is a win for the podcasting industry. And obviously it's like a win for us. Um, but I think it's also a win for humanity because a sister Scala podcast sounds amazing. You know who it's a win for? Beautiful women. Womankind. I like how you did that. It is. No, it's, um, it's a win for women who are actually beautiful um women who shouldn't have put those shoes back on the rack because they were unqualified to do so yeah that was special that was special so i'm just kind of like riding that high ever since then yeah it's hard to like come on the show and do the show

like knowing that like last night we were live with the sister scala and it's like now we're just here with each other yeah Yeah, no, like. Yeah, it's just, yeah, like it's just, it's just not the same. It's not like, it's not doing it for me, if I'm being completely honest. It's not the same as like when we're talking live with Amy, Emily, Rach in the comments.

No, I know. It was, yeah, so this is great. Having so much fun here. Love the show. There's nowhere else i'd rather be should we call them literally we got their phone numbers like we're literally not okay but you know what's nice and this is how i felt like with shannon ford like when you meet someone that like you like are obsessed with but there's like a mutual obsession like with shannon i feel like i held back at first because like the way i became like weirdly instantly like in love with Shannon like everything she did I was like oh swipe up where's

that from like I was being a freak but then when she came on the podcast she's like no you don't understand like don't hold back because like I feel the same way so there was comfort in knowing like we were like-minded you know yeah and with sister Scala I really do believe like there was a mutual adoration and obsession with one another which makes me feel like a little bit better yeah no definitely but do you ever feel like you get really obsessed with an influencer sometimes and then like five minutes later you don't care yeah yeah and we've been so obsessed with rage and the gals for so long and it never falls it only gets stronger 100 it's like a it's like a do you know what i'm gonna say it's like a good fart it strengthens and lingers

rach would hate that rach would hate that yeah actually i don't know now that i follow rach on tiktok like i heard rach is doing things on tiktok i like really feel like i know her better like she's kind of crazy what does she do she's just like not what you think because like you see her feed and i think what you know about her if you're not like a rach stan like us is like she's just like not what you think because like you see her feet and I think what you know about her if you're not like a Rach Stan like us is like she's really polished like her life looks perfect but she's like really not like that she's like hysterical and she's also like kind of whack like I'm just that's I think like what the initial draw was obviously like the beauty of the all their houses and like other outfits and everything but I think the real why we stay is like there's chaotic energy there for sure oh i

love that but i also love the sisterhood yeah of course i feel like they're just as close as us they all work together and like have the same sort of thing going on which you don't see so often yeah and then like before you got there we were discussing like who's the who you know of our like us of our family compared to them and like just in in like age order you're the rage i'm the meg but obviously i said like i feel definitely like a rage you know yeah i feel like i'm an emily i feel like you're an emily too just because like you really have your shit together yeah but so does rake yeah that's true that's true but like i just i don't know but no matter how you slice it amy is the snitch amy is a snitch and to be honest like i don't think there's like

a bad sister you know to choose it's like not like i don't nobody wants to be like the emily like nobody feels that way like i i would be happy with anyone honestly me too yeah but snitch vibes 100 100 so that was what we did last night just like we're big fat losers um on instagram and that's good because that is what we are. Yeah. At least we're consistent. Embrace it. Embrace.

As they say, live your truth. Truths were lived. Truths are meant to be lived. That is such a good point. Canva Pro. We've got a great show for you guys today.

Five, how would you describe the stories? I would describe them as interesting, nothing too big or too small. I would say five the stories I would describe them as interesting nothing too big or too small I would say five equal stories of interest and will spark interesting dialogue I am constantly looking for stories that are sparking interesting dialogue so I believe without further ado without further oh wait sorry no sorry so tomorrow's Friday general on sale for

my shows we've got okay just listen I know everyone's sick and tired pre-sale went like amazing so I'm like kind of quaking for people who weren't a part of the pre-sale are there still meet and greets left oh no there's like barely seats left you know I mean that's like a good problem of course no I'm not complaining but like I could see people being like it's not fair and it's not fair but you know what else isn't fair life so we've got uh Birmingham there's about two seats left we have charlotte we have durham north carolina huntington long island portland oregon seattle washington west hampton new york red bank new jersey uh new haven connecticut i think it's like 11 or 12 shows

going for sale tomorrow pre-sale was yesterday i think you know all the patrons who got what they needed to get to get tomorrow 10 am. local time. You can check my Instagram and website for all the information. These are the last shows of this tour of this year. This material will die afterwards. Don't let it. Don't let it because it's You could go to Utah. No, I know. There's like. How are the Scala sisters

supposed to see it? No, that's fair, but like there are about seven Salt Lake City toasters. And four of them are the Scala sisters. Right. So I just don't think like I'd end up losing money on my flights, you know? Yeah. are about seven Salt Lake City toasters like and four of them are the Skull Sisters right so um I just don't think like I'd end up losing money on my flights you know yeah okay fine yeah maybe if they're like if the Utah toasters like if there are more of them they want to kind of unionize and make themselves known because like basically people are like how do you choose like what

cities like the data I'm like no I literally looked at my messages and like I get a vibe of where I need to go and like I was right like Nashville tickets sold amazing Charlotte tickets sold amazing like I know so either there are no toasters in Utah or they haven't like galvanized yet got it okay galvanize do it organize yeah petition because I would love to go to Utah same um and accompany Claudia um any excuse any excuse to go to utah okay so now without further ado here are the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast today's episode is brought to you by beauty counter beauty counter is a leader in the clean beauty industry with the collective mission to get safer products into the hands of everyone

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Okay. Our first story, Adele and Rich Paul have moved in together. And Daily Mail has all of the financial details that you need to know. Of course they do. Daily Mail is saying, this is Daily Mail, no wonder Adele needs to make her Vegas gig work. The singer has taken out a huge $38 million mortgage on her new $58 million LA home she'll share with Rich Paul, saddling her with monthly payments of more than $200,000 a month.

Jesus. But she'll soon be earning a million dollars a night in Vegas. You know what I find so interesting? And I feel like I come back to this a lot. Do you remember years ago when Chrissy Teigen did a Q&A on Twitter like what are like logistics of fame that you guys are curious about and somebody had asked her about like mortgages and I just assumed like if a celebrity bought a 58 million dollar house like she just put down 58 million dollars like Adele is worth

183 million dollars so she could buy a house outright with that money right so but then Chrissy Teigen was like no actually like the same way like a lay person would that money. Right. So, but then Chrissy Teigen was like, no, actually like the same way like a lay person would get a mortgage, we do it too. But obviously the numbers are just higher. And I just had never really thought that like celebrities got mortgages. So I found that interesting.

And now that I know that, this doesn't surprise me that much. But at first when I read this headline, like Daily Mail is making me like worried over Adele's finances because $200,000 a month is a lot because it's the property taxes plus the mortgage payments

plus interest rates are now at 5%. But they do have this panel in the article called why the mega rich take out a home loan rather than pay outright and basically uh the investor feels that what they are paying on the mortgage is less than what they can do with that money by investing right right right so by her keeping on hold on that 38 million million she'll put it to work for herself you know rich people like never use their own money yeah it's so interessant gotta start doing that i'm so sick of using my own money it's like sick it's enough already disgusting it's just so unnecessary the house that she bought was bought from sylvester stallone he initially listed it for 110 million dropped it she had a deal dropped

it to 85 million then dropped it to 58 million it It's huge. And the backyard is just like everything. Gorgeous, yeah. You're ever hoping to see on an episode of the Kardashians. And like, it's really cool, but like it's literally a house for three people. Like her, Rich. Does Rich have kids? Not that I know of. And her kids.

It's a huge house. It's like, obviously I'm jealous. So that's why I'm saying this. But like, it seems like a little, like a lot, you know? A lot. Yeah. Yeah. Like'm saying this. But like, it seems like a little, like a lot, you know? A lot. Yeah. Yeah. Like a little overboard.

But you know what? Like, I can't lie. If that was me, like, and I had three people living in my house, me, Ben, and Theo, like, I'd get a house bigger. Like, that's- Bigger. With a bigger yard for Theo. Yeah.

So I find the intricacies of like being rich and famous really interesting. And it's just cool. You know, you know what else is a great equalizer? Mortgagesages so how many shows is she doing in vegas i thought it was like a weekend no is it like an official residency it's not an official residency like you know wayne newton right but it's more than travis scott got it got it they're just calling everything a residency these days so it's hard to know like who's Donnie and Marie and who's you know Kelly Clarkson scheduling five shows and never doing them because of COVID yeah we'll never we're not so upset like we won't forget and we're not upset you know like I never got my money back from Ticketmaster but like we

are not upset yeah I'll never get back like the excitement that I put forth towards it you know all of the memories I was gonna make I'll never get those back or my delta uh flight right because that was before COVID like officially started so they were like not being generous yet no and like everything is just credit and it's like well I don't want to fly your disgusting airline anyway so what do I do with this credit right so give me my money back when and then the credits expire in two years I'm like are you gonna make it better in two years right what then the credits expire in two years. I'm like, are you going to make it better in two years? Right. What will be different in two years? Will there even be a flight for me to book?

Not to make, you know, Adele's new house about us. But even if there is a flight for me to book for somewhere to go, are you going to cancel it? And then I have another credit. Right. No, the credits, it's a vicious cycle. It's a vicious cycle. Like, do better.

Educate yourselves. These airlines are honestly Like an embarrassment So uneducated They're an embarrassment To the country I completely agree And they're so uneducated

100% Also we didn't talk about Spirit Airlines and JetBlue Merging So I mean it feels like Loser on loser merge No it's not But I watched

TPG's episode of The Toast Where he explained That this is good For the customer I said the same thing To Brian I'm like what Who cares if two Losery ass companies like get together to create one you know

loser conglomerate and he was like it's not like that at all like you have to understand like why jet blue sucks is because like they're not a big enough company yet to have this whole fleet of airlines and that only happens when you get acquired or you merge with someone so when he explained it i was like oh i'm actually really here he said it'll make spirit better and jet blue better so I was like oh maybe I am here for this merger um I'm here for what he explained me too extremely trepidatious because nothing in the airline industry is getting better right you know things are only getting maybe things have to get worse before they get better and if you guys are interested at all in like travel listen to the most recent episode of the morning toast with Brianrian kelly when he filled in for jackie one day like a couple weeks ago um it was really um

eye-opening because at first i was like literally loser on loser crime who fucking cares and he was like you should yeah and i just assume like whatever is moderately good about jet blue will be like taken down by spirit um but it sounds like no so i'm optimistic sure but it's like if delta can't get his shit together united, like why are these two losers going to be the ones to save us? Right, right, right. How is Spirit Airlines going to be the ones to save us? We love an underdog story.

Like maybe this is how it all ends. Here's the thing. I want nothing more. I know. I want nothing more for someone to come in and show the airline industry how it should be done. But I'm a realist, unfortunately. And that's my cross to bear. It's super important to be based in reality i really believe that yeah but you i mean

yeah it is but there's also it's important for some people out there to be idealist that's how you know dreams get accomplished look at elon no that's true but i don't think like elon is a what'd you call him an idealist no because like elon is like smart and like in like in science like you have to be because like Elon is like smart and like in science, like you have to be the best. You can't just have like big dreams, you know? And you just have to be like practical. It's merit-based. Yes, yes. Whereas like, yes, okay, Hollywood.

Like not everyone in Hollywood right now is the greatest actors and actresses of all time. They're just like the ones who got lucky, you know? It's not necessarily merit-based. Yeah, yeah, that's something else. Right. Other than being real, but sure. Right. Yeah, agreed. Are you ready for our next story, which is something that we talked about on Breaking Bread last night that was so much fun that we actually need to talk about it on this show

too. Selena and Chef. Selena and Chef season four is dropping, and where was this season filmed? The house from Hannah Montana season four in Malibu. Also known as Hannah Montana Forever. Hannah Montana Forever's house that's a gorgeous beachfront that if you see a picture of the house, you can hear the house say Ooh, whoa, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, the house was also previously featured on HBO's Big Little Lies as the home of Reese Witherspoon's character. Wait, how did I miss her? Probably because that show was filmed in a different, like in a filter. No, but also, let's be real, on Hannah Montana they never showed the house. They had the one still image that they used every single time

from the outside and a little bit to the side. So I don't think we actually even know what that house really looks like. But we'll know on Selena and Chef. Yeah. What an iconic house. Adeele should have bought that house and what about the house that she grew up in the regular house on the beach the first one the first one yeah did that house ever get famous that felt like a set because they would only really hold on no they did the same exact thing as they did with the zoom out because i feel like they wouldn't show the porch no they would show the back of the house like with the beach okay she always lived on the beach you know she was a spoiled brat um and she was extremely privileged and she like it's literally like nepo baby nepotism at its finest her dad was billy ray

stewart or whatever she was also like working in the bread earner in her family the bread winner not really like she was working and making money but like she came from an extreme not us literally canceling out of montana she came from like an extremely privileged background like she wouldn't have gotten the opportunities that she got if it weren't for her dad billy Ray Stewart. And it just makes you think, you know, about nepotism. Yeah, she's definitely a nepo baby, but not without telling. I think that's just what you were saying. Like, it's definitely luck, a little bit of merit. Yeah. And I'm not saying that she's not good. I'm just saying, like, what about, you know, all the doors that were opened for her? Yeah. And doors that weren't open for others.

Again, I think that's kind of a conversation conversation a piece of the conversation that's missing when dissecting Hannah Montana how she should be canceled right now and kind of you know what let me take it even further Miley Cyrus in general because it was based on truth you know her dad is Billy Ray I get them confused his Bobby Bobby Ray um doors open for Miley and her brother Trace um and the sister right and I just think you know nepotism is disgusting damn no I say all the time like when actually when it comes to nepotism like I don't have a I don't have a blanket feeling about nepotism whether it's like good or bad I don't care it's like tell me who we're talking about and I'll tell you if I don't like nepotism but I'll tell you why that is for you because whoever we're talking about it's like do they have talent? Are they worthy? You know or are

they just where they are because of nepotism? Right let's throw out some popular nepotism. Well people are talking about this now because Hailey Bieber and Gwyneth Paltrow did a YouTube video together where like Hailey was just basically like what do you say to that because like I get it all the time too. And Gwyneth was like, I mean, I, it was just a classic answer. She was, and Gwyneth is a queen. Like Gwyneth could literally fart in my mouth and it'd be like genius. She said, you know, of course we have to acknowledge like you, doors open for you much bigger and faster.

The access you get is very real. And then once you get in the door, like you have to work 10 times harder than everyone else, like to prove yourself and everyone like rolled their eyes. But that's what she said. And Haley was like, no, I totally agree. I do agree with that. I yeah doors open but then like once you're in the door like you need to perform yeah and for real like for someone like Gwyneth like she is talented she's Gwyneth because of her like yes maybe the first

role or maybe she had an easier time getting to where she is but like she's there she won an Oscar like I agree Gwyneth is like talented is talented but i just like i think a good example is dakota johnson like she became the face of a billion dollar movie franchise without ever having acted in her motherfucking life like i had never heard of her until she got cast in 50 shades and i happen to really like dakota johnson like i think she's hilarious i actually like a lot of her work but like by no means is the career that she has like is she even remotely deserving of? Like that's just, and that's on being honest, you know? Yeah.

But it doesn't bother me. Like some of it's still, like some people's like irks me. Dakota doesn't bother me because honestly, she's fucking funny. And like, I just, I like her. Oh, that's so interesting that you like her. Do you ever see the Vogue thing about the limes? No.

So she did 73 questions and they like go into her kitchen and she's like playing with like this bowl of limes. And she's like, I just love limes. Like they're my favorite. Like I just love them. And it was like such a random thing to say. And then like it came out a few years later, like she's actually allergic to limes.

And they were like, she was like, I was just trying to be sarcastic because like they put this fake bowl of limes. Like they set, they staged my kitchen and it was so fucking weird so I was like I love limes. That's so funny. No she's funny like I'm telling you she has like a really good personality and so I actually really like her but her career is like beyond for someone who has like no experience. Yeah. And that's on just the truth like. I feel that. Yeah. Anyways back to Selena and Chef. Back to canceling Hannah Montana back to

canceling Hannah I'm glad that the house is like getting recognition and that Selena I think we should watch her show since we're obsessed with her also she was spotted on a yacht like with a man oh let's talk about that she have a man's you sent me a picture um paparazzi pics Italy jumping off a boat like so typical celeb um with this man who honestly like wasn't that cute but he was like handsome enough um and he's a film producer and they looked they looked to be like romantically like linked yeah it's not what i it's not what i expected for selena honestly i'm happy for her though part of me is like oh i wish it was you know someone we knew and like we could get excited but that's literally what we said like she should have business man bow and that's

really the only downside to a businessman bow is like we can't get excited no to be honest like the selection I'm fine with like I'm just like a deeply shallow and superficial person like Selena is like top 10 most beautiful women in Hollywood and like I just didn't think the guy was that cute but I'm just like a shallow person like maybe he has an amazing personality like maybe he's kind generous caring loyal funny but i don't know that all i know is a picture that i saw where i didn't think he was that cute okay i'm looking there's literally looks like so european you can't even see a picture of his face wait no tap his instagram and then the picture tagged his instagram what's his name tell us his name andrea andrea what you're volino so

italian maybe it's not like i think he's so cute i think he's cute but like not the cover of forbes no it's good italy but this is everything you could want for her you know it's good it's good it's just like i wish he was like a little cuter like I don't think that's so crazy to say. Here he is with the Pope. Not the Pope. The Pope. Is Selena Catholic? Because that would mean a lot to her. Yeah, I'm sure it was that picture. I know this is like a really obvious statement. Like the Pope is such a big deal.

Look at him on the left. That's handsome. Oh, that's a cute picture. Yeah, the picture I saw. That's an old picture. The Pope is a big deal. Yeah, the Pope is such a big deal. Like people like cry.

Like if you met the Pope, like would you care? Because we're like not Catholic. Oh, I mean mean sitting here right now i could be like no i don't really care to meet the pope but if i'm sure i'm like if i'm at the vatican i'm in rome and you know all the history and this and that and like and i had the opportunity to meet the pope and like i know so many other people would want that opportunity like i would think you know it was a big deal if i had the opportunity to meet the pope like I wouldn't take it because like like I don't I'm not deserving I would give it to like a catholic toaster you know yeah yeah no if like if I knew ahead of time I had this opportunity I would give it to someone

else but like you know if I was just having dinner in Rome and like the pope was next to me right which I think happens all the time he liked my purse and he started talking to me right I think I would be like wow that's really cool those cool. Do you remember those like few weeks, a couple years ago, where the Vatican was trying to figure out who went on the Pope's Instagram and liked that OnlyFans models bikini picture? That was like some of the best time of my life. I just think like nothing will ever,

it gives me like Suez Canal vibes. Like that story was so funny. And of course we never got down to the bottom of it because people just moved on. But I still think it and i still like it keeps me up who liked the photo it was obviously the pope yeah even though it obviously wasn't the pope because he definitely doesn't run his own instagram or like care to be he definitely has a finsta right it was some like you know low level archbishop who is like young and was tasked with running the social media and horny of course yeah i mean wouldn't you be it was a low level archbishop who is like young and was tasked with running the social media.

And horny, of course. Yeah. I mean, wouldn't you be? It was a low level archbishop for sure. For sure. It was definitely not Archduke Franz Ferdinand. No, it was not Pope Francis. No, no, no.

What's the Pope's name? Francis. This one? I think so. I can never keep up with the Pope's. Pope Francis. Yeah. They've elected a new Pope. I love that line from Eurotrip.

It makes me laugh. I posted it on my Instagram one time when like Ben was barbecuing and there was like smoke coming out of the grill and I was like, they've elected a new Pope. It's really not funny, Claudia. Like actually, no, it's literally hilarious. Yeah. How many popes have we lived through? How many presidents have we lived through?

I was a Clinton girly, right? Yeah. I was born in November at the end of H.W. Oh, my God, you're so old. H.W.? No, like he had two more months before Clinton took office. Oh, my God, wait. No, I'm sorry.

Yeah. Yeah. HW. Wait, that's like so crazy. Because 1992 is an election year, right? Yeah. Oh my God, that's like the craziest thing I've ever heard. Yeah, no, and like he might have already been, like Bill Clinton might have won the election

already, but he still had like two months till January. No, like you were born in the HW. Like that is, like not to be ageist, like you're fucking old. You might as well No, like you were born in the HW. Like that is like not to be ageist. Like you're fucking old. You might as well have said like you were born in like Gerald Ford. Like that's crazy. Cause to me, like maybe it's because I was born then,

but like the current slash like recent presidents, like start with Clinton. Yeah, no, I, and I'm a Clinton baby for sure. Yeah. But there's a little HW in there. Damn, that's so crazy. Olivia's like a whole year of HW he's like a reagan girly it's giving reagan energy oh my god have you seen this monica lewinsky beyonce thing oh no what okay so also there's a beyonce kim thing did you say no okay it's not a

big thing but you know how beyonce's now out here changing her lyrics and stuff. And so Monica Lewinsky tweeted like, and what about, you know, let me find her exact words. Beyonce has a lyric about Monica Lewinsky in the new album or a previous one? A previous one, like Lewinsky'd all over the dress in partition. Ooh. And so she tweeted. That's not very feminist of her. oh and so she tweeted feminist of her she tweeted monica lewinsky um about the story that beyonce changed lyric um while we're at it dot dot dot hashtag partition okay i mean she's not wrong like that is like really mean especially like i not just like i

recently watched um impeachment it was so good and like it does make you feel bad for Monica um so it's not very like women lifting up other women energy from Beyonce but like part of the reason like I love Beyonce is like she doesn't give a fuck like oh I upset Monica Lewinsky okay but there is a lyric going around that people think is about Kim did you see this no not yet but let me finish the story people then were quick to like be like monica lewinsky has been like out here for years no being like i'm in rap songs i've inspired like all of these things and then she's like no that was like my way of coping with it oh please also she said like it should be like bill clinton all over the all over the gown um and it just is interesting But what I was going to say was I didn't watch Impeachment

So maybe I just Didn't have this experience yet But I do feel like Impeachment was meant to Be justice for Monica Lewinsky And maybe for the people who watched it They now feel more warmly towards her But it wasn't this universal thing She's still just like Monica Lewinsky

You know I feel like the show was like, should have transformed like the narrative. It should have been like this whole big conversation and like justice for Monica Lewinsky. And now she'll be like on the cover of Vogue and like all of these things. The show, I don't think was that popular,

but that was the intended goal. For the 10 viewers. And after watching it, I definitely was like, oh my God, literally like Bill Clinton is an animal. Disgusting. She is like an innocent girl who like got carried away and like honestly like if I was an intern and like

the president wanted to fuck I'd be like okay like you know what I mean like she was very um easily influenced by him like he was literally disgusting and like yeah no you definitely walk away from the show being like wait justice for Monica Lewinsky and then it's not even it's of course everything that went on with Bill but then it was like everything that went on afterwards like literally just being like labeled like the nationwide whore like and like everyone knowing details like the cigar on the dress like it's like so embarrassing for her yeah and so i thought that the show would like totally revolutionize and i'm sure for the people that watched it it changed how they thought about her. But it wasn't like this nationwide thing.

No, by the way, there was like a change in the conversation for all of 30 seconds. But again, the show wasn't that popular that it didn't like change the narrative completely. But I'm sure she's really happy with it because I think she would say that's like an extremely accurate retelling of my story. She was like a part of the production team and stuff. Got it. But there's also a Beyonce lyric that people are saying is about Kim. And like, it's honestly really upsetting me because it totally is about Kim.

Here's the TikTok that plays it. Ready? Uncle Johnny made my dress that cheap spandex. She looks a mess. Uncle Johnny made my dress that cheap spandex. She looks a mess. Who's Uncle Johnny? I think it's like a designer.

Like Uncle Johnny made Beyonce's dress like sickening. She wears spandex cheap looking mess. Like that's Skims is like spandex. So it appears as though like the Kim and Beyonce of it all never makes sense to me because like everything would lead me to believe that like they don't get along with each other. Like Beyonce doesn't fuck with them. But Beyonce is like always sending Ivy Park PR packages. Kim is always supporting those packages. So I don't know know you know how Beyonce does that birthday thing on her website

like whenever it's a celebrity's birthday she does it for all the Kardashians like I don't think it's about Kim I think it could be about like literally anyone wearing cheap spandex looking a mess right and I think people just assume that and that's Kim's influence like when you're talking about spandex you're talking about Kim because like she invented that whole like look but everyone wears it now yeah I don't think it's about Kim either I don't think so at all I think spandex is a very popular material and I just think it's about like also look cheap some whore Beyonce was like mad at who was probably wearing spandex yeah or you know whoever wrote the song with her that's what I always have to remember like sometimes I'm listening to a song and I'm like wait this artist feels this way about his

wife and it's like no honky-tonk's like no I was actually thinking about Luke Holmes that's so funny it's like someone else wrote it and they collaborated and it's like not that deep well that's true I don't know what that's the case it is that deep yeah no I think Beyonce like is combing over every single one of her lyrics like it's her personal experience yeah actually like that's another story you see diane what's that um songwriter's name with like the chris jenner hair diane warren yeah um she like she's in trouble she's getting canceled what'd she do she was like can someone explain to me on twitter and i think she meant it in like an extremely genuine not snobby kind of way okay can someone explain to me how it takes 24 songwriters to write a beyonce song because i

guess one of beyonce's songs from her most recent album has 24 songwriters on it. And people were blowing her up. And the reason why it has 24 songwriters on it is because Beyonce sampled a bunch of music, therefore making the people whose music that was songwriters on the song. Okay, cool. So did someone just explain that to her? Yeah, no, no. And she was like, I really believe, I don't think she's like a malicious person.

I think she was genuinely asking. And she learned real quick, real quick what the answer was. Okay, well, at least there's like an answer. Yeah. Now I know. But I do agree with you. Like, I think sometimes when people like dissect certain celebrities' music, they need to like just remember like most celebrities do not write,

not celebrities, most musicians do not write their own music if they're like mega pop stars like Ariana Grande like you always hear like um samples of no tears left to cry or god is a woman like oh here's Camila Cabello's it was almost her song like certain songs just get passed around also have you been I'm sure you don't there's like a leaked Addison Rae song okay um that she was never released that never released but like somebody leaked it on TikTok and it's so good my nails to die for my hair to die for it's called to die for it's so cute and then there's like this um now like more leaked music of Addison's is coming out and she recorded this song

it's a Lady Gaga song that Lady Gaga like tried to use a bunch of different times like an art pop and it just never worked for her and um Addison recorded it it sounds so good it's called like you know nothing but the radio or something and literally like Addison Ray needs to release it I'm telling you Addison Ray's like the face of the music industry my legs to die for why won't she release it I don't know she doesn't even acknowledge the fact that all this music is leaked right and it's on TikTok Which is like her domain It's so good Addison come on Give us something

Where have you been? Yeah like Obsessed is so good So good It's gonna be Addison Rae is one of those Musical artists Who's not appreciated

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Our next story, Days of Our Lives, is moving to Peacock after nearly six decades on NBC. You guys, this is changing of the guards. Days of Our Lives has found a new home at Peacock. On Wednesday, NBC announced its long-running soap opera will be moving to its digital-owned

platform after airing the show for nearly six decades. This, like, makes me sad. Yeah. It's, like. It's truly the end of an era. Or just, like, end the show. I mean, people love it, though, so why can't it stay on NBC? Like, the people who watch it don't want Peacock.

I just don't know, like, what's going on with, like, cable, like, peeps. They don't know what's going on either. Like, I saw the dumbest Jimmyimmy fallon video on tiktok today and obviously performed well on tiktok but it was like him and jane fonda doing like a song music video oh my god i saw it too and it made me upset i'm done with coastal grandmother it was all about coastal grandma which is like what the fuck do people who watch the tonight show on cable know about coastal grandma like it was just like really kind of indicative of like this like i don't even know what the what the phrase is like it was it's indicative of like how cable networks like just miss the mark on everything it was so cringy yeah no and they've

ruined coastal grandmother they really thought they were like doing something it made me upset yeah it was cringy as fuck and i'm sure jane found was like what the fuck is this like she's probably been going on the tonight show for like 75 years and she's like oh i remember when it used to be a normal talk show where we would just like sit and talk yeah it was so weird yeah sorry what was the story oh they're moving i mean i feel like that's definitely like at the end of an era um i've never been a soap opera girly but I also don't understand Peacock why like I just feel like it's like this wasteland of NBC and their like affiliate shows it's like a it's for shows on their way up and on their way down I think like it's uh

also an emerging platform and it's also now they have Love Island US yes and it is kind of random and it's also random when places are like okay we have our cable network and then we have like our bonus content it's like the morning post on Patreon um but I actually like Peacock I just feel like this is kind of sad because the people who watch Days of Our Lives like don't want your fucking peacock. No. And like Days of Our Lives in the soap operas air at such a unique time. Like it's not like they're competing for a daytime three o'clock slot. Like just leave it.

Yeah. They're going to place the NBC News Daily in that slot now. Oh, great. I can't wait to watch. Yeah. Like this is dumb, honestly. Cable is just like so like lame to me. Lame. It's giving lame energy. Yeah. Like this is dumb, honestly. Cable is just like so like lame to me. Lame.

It's giving lame energy. Yeah. Our next story, the least lame person, Jennifer Coolidge is saying, is talking about all the action she got after playing Stifler's mom. Oh. She says, I slept with 200 people thanks to the American Pie MILF role. Wow. So while Jennifer Coolidge is also known for her role in Legally Blonde

and most recently in White Lotus, the 60-year-old told Variety that American Pie brought her more satisfaction than just fame. She said, I got a lot of play at being a MILF, and I got a lot of sexual action from American Pie. There were so many benefits to doing that movie. I mean, there would be like 200 people that I would never have slept with.

That is so crazy. I guess that makes sense. Like she really was like America's milf. Yeah. So I didn't really ever sit back and think like how that must have, you know, affected her social life. Yeah. But the fact that it did makes a lot of sense.

And that she embraced it. She's just a queen. Like. Yeah, she is. One of my favorite like things about Jennifer Coolidge is how she acknowledges so much of her recent like resurgence to fame has to do with Ariana Grande and like getting like a younger generation of people obsessed with Jennifer. And I think that's also how she wound up landing white Lotus,

which has now given her like another phase of her career. That's so cool. Like we love women supporting women and it's cool that Jennifer like acknowledges it as like this turning point in her career for like a comeback yeah jennifer cool is just everything i've never really seen american pie really i've seen bits of it but no i've definitely seen the first one i wasn't like watching all of them but i think i probably like watching on cable when i was a kid like once i know people are gonna like cancel me for never having seen it but actually like a little young i think like american pie movies are like definitely like canceled oh so that cancels each other they

definitely don't age well you know interesting we're just like a little for when it came out we were a little young to be watching it so isn't it like more targeted towards boys yeah i think it was like for teens and like that girl was in it you know like the girl this one time at band camp that's her right like from um lily from how i met your mother tara reed also yeah definitely tara reed i haven't heard that name in forever i hope she's doing well like truly honestly deeply deeply madly are you ready for our fifth and final story which is something that is not doing well oh my god our fifth and final story already yep well we go slow we go fast we just can't get it together our fifth and final story is brought to you by air doctor oh we gotta get an air doctor down here we do i have one here oh okay clean air

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Okay, great. Our fifth and final story is some movie news that's kind of crazy. The Batgirl movie has been shelved, canceled, not happening

despite spending $70 million on it and it's done. Okay, who was supposed to be Batgirl? okay who was supposed to be Batgirl Batgirl was supposed to be um Leslie Grace she's from In the Heights but also uh it was pretty star-studded um who what's that guy's name from Whiplash J.K. Simmons was in it love him uh Michael Keaton like reprises his role for a little bit. Brendan Fraser is the villain. Not Brendan Fraser, the love of my life.

Yeah, so they spent $70 million on the movie and they actually went over by a lot of millions and they finished it and they were doing- And it's done? Yeah, it's done. And they were like, the star was even like talking about it in interviews. Like it was about to drop.

That's so weird. And it like tested so badly that that's one reason why they are just pulling it it's not even going direct to dvd i mean it's just not happening they put out such bad movies that if this one was too bad to release i cannot imagine how bad it was i think also even though it was done and put i think actually putting it out would tarnish the brand and it's such a prestigious brand that like they actually are just flushing the money down the toilet.

Okay. I also have like an extremely hot take about like taking like famous roles and making them female. You mean Jamie Bond? Yes. Everyone's like, we need a female James Bond. We need a famous,

a fame, a female Batman. The only Supergirl is different because Supergirl actually like exists. Like, like I'm like I'm I'm saying like taking roles that are famous and male and making them female like I'm so not here for that first of all it feels like a handout like oh we need to give like a special movie for the girls because they're like dumb and stupid like it just feels like so like embarrassing

and it's like okay instead of making a spin-off of like like the Melissa Benoist tv show like it was just like cringy like why don't you just create more original roles that are female-centered like instead of just giving us like handouts right original roles and also like something like backer like I really do think the majority of the audience for DC movies like are men that's not true I know you're gonna say I don't think that's true and also like female superheroes even if it is like a male-centric audience like they love it no and they do perform well like Brie Larson right but they I don't think like the Marvel audience like likes like and I don't know I'm not like a Marvel girly but at least for me

like I just see from the outside I'm like okay you want to get more more women involved like write original roles for women instead of being like, it's Batman, but a girl. Batman being a man or a woman doesn't make me want to see Batman any more or less. Yeah. Yeah, I will happen to see it if someone has it put on in my living room. Yeah. I can't remember a time in recent history or, like, memory where a movie doesn't get released. That's, like, so weird.

So weird. Especially, like, something so big budget such as this. Yeah. I wonder, like, what, there's, like, tea there. It says to be more than that. get released that's like so weird so weird especially like something so big budget yeah I wonder like what there's like tea there it says to be more than that definitely tea there there was also um they were citing like organizational changes within like DC Warner Brothers whatever and like the new person who's the head of something is pretty uh budget conscious and they would need to spend even more millions marketing this like it would be another 30 to 50 million and it's bad as opposed to just like swallowing the loss yeah you know i'm i think that's probably the right choice but that's just crazy i can't even

it's crazy i can't recall a movie that never came out you're right they usually like do like sad to dvd like on demand give it away for free right pretend like release it and not really talk about it even if like and even with movies like with like remember after kevin spacey he had done a few movies and they were like okay here watch them or don't right like very low-key release yeah yeah huh well that's like the movie we just watched death on the nile like the army hammer that was like right with army hammer there wasn't a ton of promotion and it was like a decently good movie but it never got like the fanfare because they were like embarrassed to have worked with army you think it was i never even saw a commercial for it i had seen some promo i thought it was because it didn't get like really good reviews the movie was good enough it

wasn't a bad movie it wasn't as good as the it wasn't as good as the original what was the original agatha christie well not an original just a different ad because there's prequel Because it wasn't as good as the original. What was the original? Agatha Christie? Well, not an original. Just a different Agatha Christie. A prequel. Murder on the Orient. But it's not a prequel. You know what I mean?

It's like the same chapter. It's just Hercule Perrault. It's the same. Yeah, Hercule. So it was a fine movie. Like there was no reason to hide the release unless they were ashamed of working with cannibalist Armie Hammer.

Right, but still so many movies, even when they have like a canceled person in post, they just go forth, you know? Do they? Like West Side Story. Yeah. But like that's OK. That's a really interesting example because West Side Story, of course, stars a canceled person.

But like for some reason, Hollywood is like not like keeping up with Ansel Elgort. Like they like are acting like they don't know what we're talking about. So he's not canceled? Like I think the America would say yes. But I think like he's still getting, you know, roles and brand deals. Like I think his life remains pretty much unaffected. Interesting. I think.

Yeah. It's definitely been a little hush hush. I feel like he's like waiting still. He's in the holding period. Yeah, but he's still like working actively. I feel like he's like waiting still. He's in the holding period. Yeah. But he's still like working actively. Yeah. So that's a good example.

Those are the fast five stories. Feel as though you needed to know them. What happened to Batgirl? If you have any tea, let us know. Yeah. No, I'm definitely curious because that's like. It's interesting. And even though there definitely like was organizational changes that like change the way like DC movies are made now, whatever, you don't throw away a $70 million movie.

A whole film. Yeah. Unless it's a hot piece of garbage. Yeah. I guess we have to see it. Now I would love to see it. Maybe this is a press thing, because now I'm intrigued. Yeah.

I didn't even know there was going to be a Batgirl. No, me neither. Now I am intrigued. How bad could a movie be? And why is it Batman and then Batgirl? What about Batgrownasswoman? Because they're fetishizing young girls. You know, I'm telling you, there's something really fucking like weird about this.

That's nasty. That's so true. Yeah. Batchild. Like, it's weird. No, like it's girls. Like, girls are kids. Yeah.

Women. Batlady. I like a lady. Something. Batchick. Um, batshit. Those are the lady. Something. Bat chick. Bat shit. Those are the past five stories.

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