The Toast - S5 Ep106: Kim, Pete, Rebecca and Gertrude: Monday, August 8th, 2022

Episode Date: August 8, 2022

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Good morning, millennials. I'm really excited to see how it goes. Me too. Obviously, we spent the last two weeks getting your remote studio looking sickening. And mission accomplished. And my remote studio, we kind of forgot about. So this morning, we have just been... Tech Girl is back. Maybe they should replace Batgirl, the movie, with Tech Girl. Because she's real. She's sweating.

And she's doing her best. So our audio should be pretty premium today video we're gonna keep working on the aesthetic don't jinx it don't jinx it last time you said that on a Monday of a first setup you know all hell broke loose so true so I think our audio will be audible yeah hopefully and our video should be gorgeous because we are that's true like at the end of the day a video is only as gorgeous as the girls in it. And we are girls on film. Two men and one hand.

Yeah, girls on film. Between Claudia wearing a headset and having a microphone and being back in the studio, you know that it's on and she will be back to singing. We'll have to see how our remote singing does if we can sync up but it might just be like a lot of solos from you which I know you're really upset about oh I'm crying tears of sadness not solos no oh you mean by myself no I'm shy oh no um let's talk about the weekend I got back from Florida yesterday and honestly like the chaotic nature of this morning has really highlighted like how there is such a difference

in our quality of lives to be completely honest. Like this morning yelling at construction workers telling them to stop drilling for an hour. I have the sweatiest neck on the planet. And that's just a little bit about me. Yeah. You are dearly missed in the sunshine state. And I know that, you know, and I know that you miss us. And so it's not like I have to convince you that you're missed or that you should be missing us. Like it's just a sad state of affairs. A hundred percent. And you know what? I was like so emotional yesterday on the way to the airport. And that's my level of emotion when I know I'm literally coming back in less than a week. So I can't imagine the next time I leave

where I don't have an actual set date, set trip planned. I'm not gonna be okay. No, you're not. But I think you're officially a snowbird if that means being here every other week. Like we have been in the process of getting my house ready for you, like ordering all the things that you'll need, you know, from the big things to the small things.

I literally ordered outdoor furniture for you. Otherwise, I probably would have put it off, except I'm glad that you inspired me to do it because now I'm really excited. But down to the shampoo, toothpaste, toothbrush. So like if you have a set of your tings in another state, I think that you are officially, you know, living between states. states no I think I really made it official last night when I Amazon primed a smelly pillow to your living quarters because that's really like I home is where the smelly pillow is yeah yeah even though I think I had

one for you but sure you know what now Ben can experience the premium the pleasure the luxury that is the smelly pillow. But sure. Microphones. Sure. I got a new microphone because I wanted us to have matching ones in our separate studios for like, you know, I couldn't let your quality be better than mine. And the brand of this company, like every 10 minutes, nobody, me. Sure.

And they should really, like the Oxford, Merriam-Webster should change the spelling of sure c s u r e to sure s h u r e and if you're watching on YouTube you can see that it says sure sure right above our mic flags and every time I see these microphones, they spark joy. And our other ones, Heil. No. They were Heil. The brand of the microphone was Rode and the brand, I'm actually still using the mount,

the thing that holds up the microphone. My brand, H-E-I-L, feels very anti-Semitic. I do not feel safe in the studio. How are they not canceled? Heil. Is that how you think we're pronouncing it? H-E-I-L.

Heil. It's giving Hitler. It's giving Hitler. It's giving Goebbels. Sure, Goebbels. Sure. So I'm depressed. I'm back in New York.

I have a lot of stuff to do this week. Like, you know, work, work, work. I have a show on Friday. Just wanted to remind everyone. My, you know, final leg of my Not Like Other girls comedy tour is officially officially on sale all this all the cities a lot of them are gone Nashville good luck Charlotte best wishes but we still got tickets in Portland we got tickets in Seattle Huntington Long Island Red Bank New Jersey Alabama sorry no we're all out because Jackie I don't know if you know this like we're huge in Alabama it doesn't

surprise me no me neither like we are roll tide war eagle yeah roll tide roll tide exactly you took the words right out of my mouth um but little update from last week we our quest to 100,000 YouTube subscribers has not been fruitless like we are at 98.1 as of this morning. That's 1,900 people. That's literally 0.01% of people that listen to the show. If 1,900 of you could just go over to YouTube and subscribe, like I could get my motherfucking plaque, okay? Okay, we're picking a name today. I think it's my day.

It's your day. Yesterday was, no, Friday was the Emilys. Thursday and Wednesday, we went biblical. We went Rachel and Sarah. And I'm curious, who have you chosen Jax I think I'm gonna stick with the biblical I'm gonna go Rebecca okay um it's my name to choose and just be glad I didn't choose something you know Gertrude oh my god Claudia that's what I was gonna say but I didn't want to offend the Gertrudes I just have to say like I feel like

Gertrude is one of those names that people are like yeah but it's actually like a stunning name and if your name is Gertrude like you go by Gertie and that's so cute yeah justice for the Gertrude toasters and you know what if you're listening Gertrude toasters feel free to subscribe as well yeah today I think every day we should do a common name and a not common name because oh I love that and a lot of people are feeling like. Especially people with not common names. Are like this is you know. Keychain trauma all over again. Because my name is never going to get called.

But I think that's why we need to include. Some less common names. Oh my god. I absolutely love the way your mind works. So yes. Today we're going with the Gertrudes. And the Rebecca's. Okay great.

And unstoppable duo. Name a more iconic duo. You can't. You literally can't. So if you are listening to this episode as a podcast in whatever format and you find yourself being named Gertrude or Rebecca um it is your civic duty your responsibility to get your ass over to youtube.com slash a morning toast and subscribe like on your gmail your work gmail your school gmail that you haven't logged into 15 years, like get it done because we're 1900 away. I feel like we should be hitting it this week at the rate that we're going. Cause every time we call out a name, it's like a couple, it's like a thousand. Yeah. We should be hitting it this week. And so I, now you sort of just need to prepare for

reaching your goal and how you're going to celebrate. Yeah. I hope it's not one of those moments where I'm like so hyped and then it happens and then I'm just like, you know going to celebrate. Yeah. I hope it's not one of those moments where I'm, like, so hyped, and then it happens, and then I'm just, like, you know, over it. I mean, that's exactly what it's going to be, and then you're just going to be in the quest for 500K. But we can at least pretend that you'll be satiated by this. Yeah, for sure. And it just makes me think, like, in the one or two weeks

that we were talking about this, and we were doing episodes in Florida, we've gotten literally, like like 10,000 YouTube subscribers. And it just makes me think like, where were all those other people? You know, every time I was like, don't be too subscribe. I need you,

you know, like where the fuck are you? I want to hear from the people who still haven't subscribed and just like, let me know why. Maybe it's because you listen in your car. And by the time you get to where you're going, like you have forgotten the call to action. No,

there might be like a real reason why. And I just want to know, cause you guys know how important it is to Claudia and I know you guys love Claudia so if a equals b and b equals c then you guys should be subscribing if a equals b and b equals c like why the fuck don't we have 100k yeah oh my god also we haven't even spoken about how literally after Friday's episode of the toastast, like so much happened, so much news. Chloe's baby, Skeet and Kim, like we, their timing, it almost feels intentional. And I would be offended if I wasn't flattered that they were literally skirting us on a Friday. So we have so much to talk about today, which is exciting. We have so much to talk about today. Like every story, they were clamoring to be in the Fast Five

and I had to be really selective about what we discussed I love that like it's better than the days when we have to be you know really selective in terms of like should we put the worst story on the fast five or the the least the second to last worst story we usually go for the worst but that's so us so us and honestly sometimes you know a dull fast five leaves it open for us to let our creative juices flow. But like on a day like today, we have business to do. Like we're here as really reporters. Reporting the news.

We also have Unburden Yourselves because it's Monday. And I feel like a lot of people had weekends like, you know, it's one of those last, not the last, but we're in August now. Final weekends of summer. I think people are just like losing their minds. Yeah. And I fully expect our Unburden Yourselves to match that energy. Things get crazy in August.

I'm using my morning toast tumbler too for my iced coffee that I really have been loving drinking thanks to your influence. You guys know I like never drink coffee. I am using the new weekday tumbler. It looks like you're using the OG. And by the way, I'm loving using tumblers and because I can do it I used to bring a tumbler to the studio but then I would have to like go home to dishwash it but now that I live at my studio I ordered even more morning toast tumblers so that

I could just like have a different tumbler every day and then just wash it let's talk about the luxury that is living at the studio because I definitely took it for granted even though I wasn't staying at your house it wasn't like a real commute this morning. Like just, I think it also has a lot to do with the heat, like getting out of the house in full dress. Like honestly, like I can't do it.

It's not for you. No, I've seen what it's like to truly work from home and don't get me wrong. I don't even have a real commute. It's six blocks, like maybe less actually, like't even have a real commute it's six blocks like maybe less actually like it's not a real commute and I'm still I'm not loving it well once you commute by golf cart it's really hard to go back to the way things were so true it's so true so true I'm really missing you I'm really missing rolled I'm really missing Michaela um quick update

if you guys were following um just kind of the I'm really missing Michaela. Quick update, if you guys were following, just kind of the arc of me and Michaela's relationship. And I talked about it a lot in the Patreon, just how I am Eden Sassoon and she is Lisa Rinna. We made enormous progress over the weekend and I haven't been able to update everyone, but Michaela is now fully saying auntie. She probably said it 25 times before I left.

And I heard this morning, she woke up and said, where's auntie? Which just made me want to die, but also made me really happy. it 25 times before I left and I heard this morning she woke up and said where's auntie which just made me want to die but also made me really happy because where the fuck is auntie such a good question look who knows who knows it's maybe that'll be my children's book where's auntie not where's waldo it would just be like sickening pictures of me like like in the crowds you know fine auntie love that for you where's auntie looking sickening on this beach oh gorgeous auntie um so yeah I had written some things down oh you know I watched some interesting television that I wanted to tell

you about oh that makes one of us still haven't turned a tv on in my house that's so crazy I watched um the Robin Williams documentary. It's not new. It's from 2018. But I watched it over the weekend and it was so good. And I just wanted to recommend it. At first I was so bored. I was like, oh my God, I can't believe someone so funny has the most boring documentary.

But it really picked up. And towards the end, I was like really emotional and really sad. And it was just really, really good. And when you also, feel like the um details of his passing were kind of low-key as far as like what he was going through um but he turns out he had lewy body syndrome which is something I never heard of and then I started reading a book and it was in it what book where this one I found on like prime free I was like I don't know I honestly it's like the secrets we keep yeah that's what it's called I think I've Prime Free. I was like, I don't know. Honestly, it's like The Secrets We Keep. Yeah, that's what it's called.

I think I've heard of it. I actually cried. I'm not done with it. Wow. And it's not even a particularly sad book. There's just like this tragic event that they talk about in their youth. And when they finally tell you what it is, like it's just like the way it's written. Like the girl who's like the victim is so sad.

Like her name is Alice and she's like this chubby teenager who's like a loser. But she's like so nice. And like something bad happens to her. And it's like the way they were just describing Alice, it just made me cry. Like she was like queen. That's really sad. Yeah. And it's only the second.

I don't really cry at books. It's the only second book I cried at. But whatever. So with Robin Williams, basically, because the whole time in the documentary, I was waiting for like people who described him, who've known him for so long to be like but he also you know was really suffering but they never really brought that up like he was really always just this like fun loving obsessed with entertaining people kind of guy so I'm like how does it happen you know like that and he had Lewy body syndrome which is basically like a mental illness where your brain is feeding misinformation to you like just you're straight up lying to yourself.

Oh, wow. I didn't know this. Me neither. And it was so interesting. And I never, I don't know if that was like the first time they spoke about it or people know that. I didn't know that. It was a really good documentary. Highly recommend. Oh, wow. Okay. Add it to the content plate. I have multiple plates. This is like a 10 course meal at this point. At the Quiet Woman. Yeah. Oh my God god I have so much to watch hopefully one day I will get to all of it and actually I'm at the point where I need to

start writing it down and I'm just like writing things down now I'm at the stage of my life where we're writing things down right now I'm writing it in my notes app but that doesn't really work for me I need like a pad and pen and paper in every room in my house because I'm constantly thinking of things and then forgetting them should we make merch notepads where like the letterhead says Mogul Energy? Yeah. Yeah. Forgetful Mogul Energy. Because I had a list of things to do on my phone that I was writing down and I had like a merch idea and it was Mogul Energy. So. Oh, yeah. We definitely need some Mogul Energy. And so do our fellow moguls, you know? There's toasters everywhere.

And every time I hear about like a toaster doing their toasty thing, they're just so impressive. And we all, I think we're all moguls. I think so, too. The other thing I watched was CMA Fest. It was televised on ABC. And they put it on Hulu. And first of all, just can't recommend watching it enough.

A premium experience. Like everyone showed up, showed out, played their best fucking hits. But the reason why I wanted to talk about it was because, do you know who hosted it? No.

Dierks. Dierks Bentley. And Elle King. Dierks. And Elle King is, Elle King is, reminded me of a conversation we had last week that I wanted to talk about,

about nepotism babies. Okay. Because I feel like a lot of people don't even realize, not everyone knows Elle King is, reminded me of a conversation we had last week that I wanted to talk about, about nepotism babies. Okay. Because I feel like a lot of people don't even realize, and not everyone knows Elle King. She's definitely, she, and I'm loving this transition for her. She's turning into like a country girly. She performed her song with Miranda Lambert, who wasn't there, but then she performed her amazing song X's and O's with Ashley McBride.

It was so good. So I'm loving this journey for her. And for those people who are familiar with her music, a lot of people don't realize that her dad is Rob Schneider, like the iconic actor from mostly Adam Sandler movies. Yeah. And I feel like she's like kind of like an iconic nepotism baby because literally like her parent, like her dad is the best kept secret. Like nobody knows. Yeah. But I feel like I mean, maybe I'm wrong, but just like the way that it's packaged to the world I feel like her success is totally irrelevant from his and it's just a coincidence that they're related like that he didn't open doors for her but that's just because

they're in such different worlds and maybe I'm totally wrong like maybe he's best friends with darks and darks got her like I don't anything. But that's just the vibe that they put out. I completely agree. Like I feel like there's literally not one iota of like help coming from Rob Schneider to Elle King's career. I don't know that for a fact. But. I just feel like the places that he has influence are not the rooms that she wants to be in. I completely agree. I just wanted to bring her up because I love her.

And she also went on Say Yes to the Dress and chose the same dress as me. And that's on having taste. 100%. 100%. Also, before we get into everything, I started a new book. This book that everyone's talking about every summer after by Carly Fortune. And so far, it's fine. But it's like not doing for me what it was doing for the rest of the world.

And same for Snitch. Snitch and I are both reading it because what it was doing for the rest of the world and same for snitch snitch and i are both reading it because she almost chose it for the redheads and i really wanted her to because i love when we choose like a trendy book that's so good and then everybody who reads the book like will listen to the episode and millions will listen that's always you know my dream for the redheads um but she didn't choose it at the last minute and i was okay with that because she actually wanted to do something different and we always support the snitch doing something different because it rarely happens and now and I was okay with that because she actually wanted to do something different and we always support the snitch doing something different because it rarely happens and now I was like okay great now I can read it and I'm so glad she didn't choose it

it's just like fine oh my god you know what it's like it's like sure okay can I say something though like not to make literally everything about okay don't spoil it or anything I'm not no I'm not I'm just saying I read the book and absolutely loved it and I just like found the book scrolling on goodreads like it wasn't this hyped up like everyone's obsessed with like the summer I turned pretty vibe like I just found it and really liked it and like raved about it to everyone and not saying like I made it trendy but like I did yeah I understand that feeling because I feel like there are so many books that I made trending and I can't track I can't treat I know it happened one summer you made that trendy oh true I got the wreck from snitch but I read it before her and I was like everybody has to read this I also feel

like um every little and then you spoke about it on the toast and then I read it and we literally spoke about it for a week straight like I'm telling you like not to make everything about us but like we made it trendy that's true and also every last secret because that was a random book that I found on like kindle unlimited but that's not like I read it but that's not like crazy trendy no but like every time I see it somewhere I'm like oh I wonder if like it trickled down from my influence do you think we made Luckiest Girl Alive trendy? No. The thing is it had its moment like three years ago and it was like the biggest book when it came out and then by the time we read it was a few years later so definitely we gave it a little kick in the pants but it was already a bestseller. When you buy my book on Amazon customers also bought Luckiest Girl Alive.

Oh that's the funniest thing also with the Redheads books all of the, customers also bought Luckiest Girl Alive. Oh, that's the funniest thing. Also with the Redheads books, all of the like customers also bought are all Redheads books. But wait, I actually want to go on Goodreads and see what yours is. And that's on Amazon using your data. No, but using your data to have a positive effect. Like for good.

If you're going to use my data, like I want good recommendations. I want to be like, have an easier time picking books. Okay, so I'm going to your book on Goodreads. Listeners also, readers also. What's my overall rating? What's my overall rating? Is it bad on Goodreads?

No, I've checked. It's good, actually. 3.95. That's strong. That's a four. And a four is good on Goodreads. Okay. Especially considering like how many people probably just gave you a one star and didn't

read it. To be like a cunt. Yeah. Exactly. people probably just gave you a one star and didn't read it to to be like a cunt yeah exactly also goodreads since it's linked to your amazon they should be able to see if you actually bought the book in order to give it a rating okay just like spotify i was just gonna say spotify like enacting this rule where you can only rate a spotify if they can i mean you can only rate a podcast if they can prove like data wise that you've actually listened to like more than 30 seconds of an episode is genius and Apple should implement that and all other rating services should implement that too even Yelp you have to

upload a receipt oh that's pretty good okay what's weird is readers also enjoyed are like all books I've never even heard of right now from what my book on Amazon on Goodreads yeah oh what are they from what my book on amazon on goodreads yeah oh what are they all the other celebrity memoirs all along you were blooming in his image 10 ways god in his image is that like a catholic yeah 10 ways god calls us to reflect his character oh my god they're giving religious not forsaken maybe your book is like a religious self-help book love Love and Luck, Big Friendship, How We Keep Each Other Close, then Luckiest Girl Alive, then Den of Vipers, Goodnight Beautiful. I've never even heard of these books.

Okay, wait, but like me being like a religious book, I am obsessed. You being a Christian icon, not me being an apostle. Is that Lucas 1216 or Claudia Ash, right? It's Lucas. It's Claudia 1216. Claudia Ash, right? It's Lucas. It's Claudia 1216. Wow. Oh my God.

Am I a spiritual leader? Are you Maddie Pruitt? Everyone's quaking over her engagement. I know. I actually was quaking a little too. We didn't choose it as a story because. Who cares? But.

Clearly us. She's engaged and we haven't spoken about her in a while, but she really has become a motivational religious speaker. She's taking the Sadie Robertson pathway. I love that for her. From reality star to preacher. And I love that journey for her, wishing her the best. What I find so crazy about this whole thing is like,

Maddie Perman has not cut her hair since The Bachelor. And I find that so crazy. Like, as someone who has long hair and lived with hair down to my butt crack for like six years, and now I look back and like be like, oh my God, why did nobody like help me? I just find it so crazy that her hair is that long and she lives in Alabama. Like, it's crazy. Like it's too hot, you mean? too everything humid hot but you know she is engaged to a billionaire yep I saw that and you know what I am truly happy for her because there's just nothing better than money

I'm happy for her too also she would look really great with like really short hair like a really cute crop um mid-length yeah but I don't think honestly like I am in awe of her hair the length I hadn't thought about it in a while but you're right because when they were on The Bachelor they were in a really hot and humid zone I don't remember where it was the location in which they were filming and I could not stop looking at her hair obviously he was like frizzy as fuck because she's human and then I just thought that maybe like she would watch that and want to cut it but she didn't yeah maybe she's Samson part of growing up oh my god she might actually be Samson part of growing up. Oh my God. She might actually be Samson. Part of growing up is realizing like it's time to cut your hair. I completely agree.

When I look back, like pretty much all of high school, my hair was literally below my butt crack. The thinking was just like the longer, the better, the more, the merrier. But no. No, I used to get a haircut and like trim half an inch and have mental breakdowns, like literally crying, pulling my hair out in the bathroom I can't believe I was so mentally ill back then and I'm so glad I've made a speedy recovery and I feel like when you're younger you have all this hair and you just like use it to hide because you're like young and insecure and you just think

like I'll put some hair on it no it's true and I think also as like a chubby young person you really use hair as like a security blanket and you think like okay it's hiding all my imperfections and you look back years later and realize no it's actually highlighting every imperfection it's just adding like more to everything and you put it so far in front of your face you look like you have a beard and then from the back you have no hair and it looks like a pussy like literally put some hair behind your head bitch it won't hurt you yeah true I'm not in any position to talk because right now my hair is absolutely disgusting and long and stringy like I have to keep it behind my oh by the way I'm not saying Maddie Pruitt's hair is bad all I'm saying is like I cannot believe it's just still so long

yeah well she's also really young so maybe she hasn't reached the age where it's like haircut that's gonna you know make me mature mature that's what happened to me when I was 23 I got a bob and I grew the fuck up yeah I miss Bobby O Bobby O. She'll be back in due time. Bobby Oshry. What? Bobby Oshry. Right now with all my hair falling out, and by the way, it's like not stopping.

It's so crazy how much hair I'm losing on the daily. Bobby O could be back anytime soon. Cool. I'm so ready for her arrival. I'll cut it myself. Yeah. But you look great. Okay, so should we dive in?

Yeah, I think without further ado, it's time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And today's episode is brought to you by McDonald's. Here at the Morning Toast, it is no secret that we are obsessed with Mickey D's. After a long day of recording the show, running around doing errands, is there anything better than a McDonald's fountain diet Coke, a crispy french fry, and their iconic chicken sandwich? Here's the important question. What's the best McDonald's crispy chicken sandwich? Is it the standard? Is it the spicy? Is it the deluxe? And, you know, I think chicken sandwiches are more personal than comedy because I think the best chicken sandwich is the standard, but that's because I don't really like to take risks and I'm change averse. But maybe you're a spicy person who prefers the spicy sandwich, you know? But the answer really is all of them.

So personally, how I get my sandwich, which people like quake over, is just chicken bread and ketchup. And apparently like people aren't putting ketchup on sandwiches. That's what I learned recently when people like blew me up on social media for putting ketchup on my sandwich. And I thought it was like so weird that nobody else did. So that's how I do it. But it's so personal. Like how do you do it? Pickles? No pickles? Extra pickles? How do you do it? Well, go to McDonald's and be creative. Explore your inner, go to McDonald's and be creative. Explore your inner cravings. McDonald's crispy chicken sandwich.

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the big stories of the week slash weekend slash the day kim kardashian and pete davidson break up after nine months of dating the kardashian star and pete have broken up and decided to just be friends sources close to the couple exclusively tell E! News. E! News was the first to report it, and then everyone else did. The insider shared, actually, I think The Sun was the first to report it, like, last week. But then E! News. Nobody believed it. Nobody believed it.

And then E! News came through with the source. I thought it was TMZ. I don't know what TMZ has said. But the insider shared that while the pair has, quote, a lot of love and respect for each other, they found that the long-d distance dynamic and their demanding schedules quote made it really difficult to maintain a relationship. The split occurred sometime this week. Okay. I don't believe that for one second. And I am shocked by this. Like I'm more shocked that they broke up after everything we've seen in the last nine months than I was hearing that they were together.

And I was so shocked by that. I thought that this was it. We've never seen a happier Kim. Like, how do you go from being that happy with someone? Like we saw on the show, like we saw, you know, they were at the Met Gala. They've been doing all of these things together, going, you know, in the bikini modeling on the beach. And just a few weeks later, like done. Not even like they're in a fight.

He's in Australia. She's in LA. Maybe they're just like talking over the phone Australia she's in LA maybe they're just like talking over the phone and texting until you know they can get back together and but they're done I'm shocked and I think something happened yeah I don't necessarily think that this was going to be the end-all be-all for Kim but it did prove to be way more serious than any of us had anticipated and I thought it would just go on for longer, especially because we just got the trailer. Baby, you want to take a shower with me? Like it didn't seem and I know she just went to Australia to visit him. So it didn't really

seem like they had any, you know, intentions of slowing down. Yeah. And the idea that like their schedule's gone in the way is such a lie and so insulting. Like, first of all, Kim is so busy. So if he's in Australia working on a movie like that works for her in LA she can like spend the time with her kids and doing her thing and then when he's done like they'll reunite also she has a plane like she can visit him wherever whenever I really think like something happened but I can't even fathom what it could be like a cheat no not like a cheat. Like a. Like what though?

Like a just. I don't know. Like, are we going to find out? I don't know. And now I'm like, I wonder if they'll take him out of this new season because she's not going to like she said on last season, I'm not going to like, you know, talk all about my boyfriend. And then if it doesn't work out and then I'm just like left there hanging.

And I feel like. It is important. She's not going to like do a whole season glowing about how happy she is when we know they're not even together it's important to note that um e-news then released a conflicting report saying that Kim and Peter back together or like they never broke up so I'm just gonna operate under the guise that like they are because I think that if these reports were false she would post some stuff on her Instagram stories that was like low-key you know like Kevin and Devin oh Ken Kevin whatever Kendall like you know posting pictures with Devin and we're like oh they're together so she would post like even one thing just to be like shut up we're together yeah I I don't know what

happened and obviously now everyone is you know saying that she's getting back together with Kanye. But the source who provided the initial statement about their breakup also said the divorce is still ongoing. Like nothing has changed. That I believe. That I believe too. I don't think, honestly, I do think that Kim and Kanye like are irreparable, especially given what happened after the divorce. So I don't believe that for a second. after the divorce. So I don't believe that for a second.

I'm just like, I'm definitely confused because while obviously, you know, this was an unorthodox relationship, it became so serious, like really quickly and with the kids and then, you know, him defending her with Kanye, like it got kind of legit.

So I just feel like to go from that to a breakup, I was really shocked by, and yes, maybe their schedules are bad and he's filming a movie in Australia, but like, okay, the movie comes to a close and he lives in America so right and he left SNL he has more time right he can live in LA what happens to the tattoos what happens to the brand to the branding the branding is really tattoos people especially celebrities get tattoos

for people they date all the time and then they break up a week later so tattoos even though they're technically permanent, are really not. Brands, branding is extremely permanent. And I don't know what you do after that. I think this was like meant to be a longer term, more serious relationship. And I think that like, you know, when someone like does something that they can't take back or like just exhibits like poor judgment or something. I feel like something weird happened like that do you think it involved the kids not necessarily because like if Pete like did something

like that Kim didn't approve of parenting wise and like like maybe that maybe that's a line that yeah but he's in Australia what could he do right right right I don't know like you know when you like someone who like said like betrays you in some way like maybe says something to some like I something little but that indicates like a whole different side of their personality yeah I feel like it's something just it's something it's not scheduling okay no I hate when people say that like if Keith Urban and Nicole Richie can if Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman can make the schedules work as the biggest country star and most you know A-list actress in Hollywood like nobody else has excuses yeah I don't believe the scheduling thing like especially when you have access and means to private planes and things you know us lay people

could only dream of fuck off yeah I am really really shocked yeah and I'm still mad over uh Taylor Kitsch and Lady Gaga's scheduling is his name Taylor Kitsch is that Tim Riggins yeah that is Tim Riggins Taylor Kinney what was the other Taylor Kinney okay by the way same thing um and Taylor Kinney like doesn't even work so what schedule? Yeah. So true. So I'm still upset about that.

So annoying. I hate the lies. I hate being lied to, but also, like, your personal life is your personal life, and you really don't owe us, like, an explanation. So I don't know if we'll get, like, a full detailed review of what went down. And if this really is the end, then like let's acknowledge the end. Like I think that this was a great relationship for Kim. I think she's probably really grateful for the time she spent with Pete.

He brought her out of like what could have been like a really dark place and lonely time into I think what she says like was some of the most fun of her life. Like she was so happy. So for that, we're grateful. Thank you, Pete. Hashtag thank you, Pete. But why did it end how does she go from being that happy you know like i felt like in this in watching the kardashians it's like she figured out the key to life is how she was acting how do you go from that and then

in mere months to like goodbye good day sir it's over well there are conspiracy theories that like this was kind of like a diversion type of press moment for Chloe right which we'll get to because that's the next story but I don't think it would be untrue same by the way and I don't think Kim is like so they're not like as desperate as they used to be they're not just like throwing shit at like this is their personal at least of their real lives they're not like out here just like making shit up for the sake of you know press strategy right and okay let's get to the next story because this is what everyone is saying Chloe and Tristan welcomed their baby boy um last week very exciting via surrogate as we knew was going to happen now people are saying that the Kim news dropped right before Chloe's dropped

like give sort of Chloe a buffer because we know that she struggles with like the public perception of her and she just doesn't want to deal with that with a new baby and I just don't think that's true like first of all the impact of this news came a few weeks ago when we found out they were having a baby yes now knowing that birth is nothing had the baby okay that doesn't change anything like I don't think that these two things were playing off of one another. I really don't because I really don't think this Khloe news is like even news. Agreed. Because the news came out.

I do think, though, that like Kim and Khloe releasing this on the same day and like late in the afternoon on a Friday before a weekend, that was probably intentional just being like, we don't want to make a big kerfuffle out of these two things like we just move on with our lives so to me that's totally fine like them kind of kind of wanting to bury their own stories um because it is an odd time to release like major news if you're wanting like the full extent of the press you're gonna drop that shit like Monday morning yeah I agree with that but not necessarily that Kim is like doing this to shield Chloe I

don't think Chloe's on her phone just like on the show we saw that like Kylie deleted all social media before she gave birth I'm sure Chloe is off social media just like enjoying newborn bliss yeah I agree I am really happy for Chloe like I know she's wanted a sibling for true and she got it in an unorthodox way but life is unorthodox I'm loving the word unorthodox today that's the third time I said it um and honestly like I love this for Chloe I'm sure we won't hear from her for a little while like because new mama ting's like you know it's very overwhelming having a newborn and I'm really like I really I'm wishing her the best and I feel like anyone who's not and who's being like hey Kelly Tristan shut up like seriously we don't

care anymore it's not even about Tristan like it's about Chloe getting everything she's ever wanted a hundred percent I'm so happy for her I'm so happy for her family I'm happy for true and Tristan is just irrelevant like sorry sperm bank yeah yeah bye bye Tristan but two, subset B, and this is the news that I'm actually taking really personally, is that Khloe and her private equity investor have broken up, quote, things fizzled out. The Good American founder has reportedly ended things with her mystery private equity investor boyfriend,

according to multiple outlets. Quote, Khloe and the private equity investor broke up. They split a few weeks ago. Things just fizzled out between them. Can I say something the private equity investor sounds like a made-up character like i just and by the way i don't think that he is like the way that everyone keeps saying like the private equity investor like it's almost like he's an invisible boyfriend yeah no it's i agree because it's like there's

other ways to describe him like go to thesaurus.com financial person businessman like why didn't they call him her businessman beau once they used to say it about everyone whose husband had a job they did used to say that until we like co-opted it and ruined it and now it's a joke I have to say like Chloe having a fling with someone and then like welcoming a new child like if the fling wasn't going anywhere like obviously they're gonna break up like yeah because even if like unless they're super serious she's not gonna have him around while she has a newborn and so if they're if he's not gonna be around then she's not gonna see him for a few months because she's busy with new mama tings of course and I feel like kind of how when valentine's day comes around and you've been seeing someone for like a short amount of time, how Valentine's Day can either expedite your relationship or like show you that it's not a relationship.

Make or break. Make or break. So kind of like a baby. Like if you guys were actually like vibing and thought there could be a future there, you like a baby might, you know, speed that up a little bit and be like, oh, like, look, we're a family. It forces you to take a hard look at things. Yeah. speed that up a little bit and be like oh like look we're a family. It forces you to take a hard look at things. Yeah um so if it really was just like fun fling and now she's gonna focus on her bebe I think breaking up is obviously the right choice and obviously I'm sad that they broke up because I want happiness in Chloe's life but um sometimes flings are just that like flings they bring you you know from one relationship to the next and they get you on your path. Yeah. I do hope that Chloe enjoyed, you know, the financial partner experience

and maybe we'll go down that route again. Maybe it's encouraged her to seek out more private equity investors. Yeah. Or she just like knew that's what we all wanted for her was just to date someone like average Joe. So she put citizen. So she was like, there you go. Yeah. Or she just like knew that's what we all wanted for her was just to date someone like average Joe. So she put citizen. So she was like, there you go. Yeah.

And maybe, you know, she did it for us, but ended up like doing it for herself. Yeah. Oh, my God. Like a Hallmark movie. She's like, I'll shut them up. I'll just go out with this guy. Right. Right.

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And the Bravo Leberties came out. So here are the deeds. Teresa Giudice and Louie Ruelas tied the knot in an extravagant ceremony and reception Saturday in front of family, not that much family on Teresa's side, friends and co-stars. The festivities unfolded in East Brunswick, New Jersey, on the sprawling 15-acre grounds of Park Chateau Estate and Gardens. The picturesque venue boasts a palatial mansion and adjoining chapel with an all-around white facade inspired by the romantic ornate style of 17th century Gothic French architecture. So the venue put out this press release.

Yeah, this article just has all the details, you know, the dresses, the bridesmaids, the co-stars. So Teresa's four daughters, Gia, Gabriella, Melania, and Adriana served as her bridesmaids along with her co-stars Dolores and Jennifer. Also, the wedding was a veritable who's who of housewives. Margaret Josephs was there looking like the snatchler. It was a collaboration between Caviar Dreams and the snatchler because, oh my God, she looked amazing. Margaret looked so stunning.

I was obsessed with her hair and her dress. If I didn't want to chop my arms off, I would wear that dress. Yeah, no, she looked incredible. Jackie Goldschneider was also there. So was Jill Zarin, Dorinda Medley, Chanel Ayan from Real Housewives of Dubai, Alexia from Miami, Lonnie Love was there, Phaedra was there. Cynthia, Kendra. Yes, so it was a star-studded affair.

And we also need to talk about the hair. Okay. So let's talk about the wedding first. And then we'll talk about Melissa and Joe not being there. Okay. So I actually thought that the wedding, I'm not talking about the way that she looked. The wedding was really beautiful and pretty tasteful for Teresa's taste, which can be like, you know, tacky Jersey vibes.

And I think she would agree with that. I'm not saying that as an insult. I'm just saying that's like her personal aesthetic. Like, you know, remember what her house looked like? Yeah, it was the wedding was, you know, the wedding version of her house. Yeah. And that I really like I don't do not like, you know, speaking negatively about how someone looks on their wedding day. Like, I do think it's's really mean but I feel like because I can acknowledge that I looked

like a fat rat at my wedding I'm allowed to judge others yeah I think that's fair and I'm gonna start with the positive she looked really happy yes she did her dress was very pretty very simple her body is you know fit it like a glove it was really pretty dress. I didn't understand the gloves because they were like pearl gloves. She looked like she had, you know, pimples all over her arm. And then it really matched the aesthetic of the dress. And I love, like one of my favorite, favorite like bridal trends is gloves. Everyone's doing gloves. I love it.

It's so classy. It's so Jackie O. Like it's so gorgeous. So for me to hate your gloves they must be ugly and they also just like they just didn't match like whatever yeah but the thing that's you know on everyone's lips is the hair she wore her hair down she has very long hair very Maddie Maddie Pruitt energy okay but it was also clearly a lot of extensions like this was yeah five women's worth of hair it was a lot of hair it was you, wavy down to down all the way down. And then she

wore a tiara, which is so tree. And in the tiara was, you know, a beehive of sorts. I don't really even know how to describe it. It was giving. I mean, if you guys ever used to watch my Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding, which was the best show of all time on TLC, like all like the like 18 year old brides used to wear their hair like that. And they would wear it like so high above their crown and the crown would get lost in the beehive. I just thought it was a really interesting choice for Tree. And the more I think about it, like, first of all, it's like kind of iconic because like it's so like it's so Jersey. And so is Teresa so Teresa is arguably the most Jersey and also

arguably even though they probably you know don't want to admit it like the icon of the state of New Jersey yeah her and Bruce Bruce Springsteen literally like when I I think it's a generational thing like when older people think of Jersey they generational thing like when older people think of Jersey they think of Bruce when younger people think of Jersey they think of tree yeah sure Bruce and I think it's just like or maybe like men and women but see the thing is with with Teresa is that like she gets full glammed probably three or four times a week either for filming she goes and watch Evans live she does appearances and events photo. So it must be hard to then want to look your best on your wedding day when you pretty much look your best every day. Yeah, and to top that and do something different.

So I think that was like what she was trying to do. But she really did fail abysmally. But in a sense, like I'm kind of obsessed. Like it's so Teresa. It's so Jersey. And like, I don't know. It's kind of working for me. Like the more I think about it. It's kind of iconic, but it is my personal philosophy that like you should obviously look gorgeous

and feel amazing on your wedding day, but you should still look and feel like yourself. So like if I were a tree, like the watch what happens to like live hair that's tree like the watch what happens like live hair that's just like waves classic traditional like that's what I would have gone with um it doesn't need to be much more than that but not when you're Teresa Giudice and like you're having uh by the way this is a special that they're doing on Bravo for the wedding like it was pretty star-studded with Bravo Leopardies I think people who are like obsessed with Bravo were following the wedding weekend the

way that like we back in the day followed Andy's baby shower. Like it was an event like that was that was iconic for people. And she gave the people what they wanted, which was the absolute most. And she gave us something to talk about because I have not stopped thinking about that hair since I saw it. And at first I was like, what the fuck? This is so weird. And now that I've really been able to marinate in it,

I think it might be unintentionally one of the most iconic things she's ever done. Yeah. Also, like maybe this is just one of those things that's like before it's time. You know, like right now. She's not appreciated in her own time. Right now, like we don't get it. It was like those jeans Kim was wearing. It's like, I don't get it.

I'm not, I'm not forward thinking. And then in a few years, like all the girls are going to be wearing this hairstyle. And it's like, and we didn't get it when she did it first. I don't think that's the case. I just think it's like really camp. Like it's almost like,

it's too much. Like I actually think like, it's amazing. If now that I've like really been able to sit with it, of course my initial reaction was that of everyone else is like, what the fuck is that? But now I'm like, I'm thinking like this might be the most iconic thing to tree has ever done.

Like her daughters must be so proud. Yeah, I agree. Like this is now she has like a few things that are like, so tree, this is the table flip than like a few things that are like so tree. This is the table flip, then the hair. Yeah. I love it.

I'm so glad. No, I really like, it's been a journey for me to get to this place. But now, and I'm glad we didn't speak about it. Like if the wedding was on Friday, because I would have roasted her on Friday. But now that I've really been able to, you know, look at it from the Big Bang Theory, I think it's, I think it's like amazing. Here's the thing. And it's so big, you could see it from the Big Bang Theory. No, no.

It comes up. This isn't one of those things that gets lost in the Big Bang Theory perspective. No. It's really not. It's literally a meteor. I'm just praying for her neck today. I know. It must have been heavy.

And imagine like dancing, kissing, like Louis ditched you and your neck snaps and you tumble over yeah you stumble under the weight of it all her daughters looked beautiful um their dresses were really pretty their glam was glam their hair was great it looked like a you know a nice affair it was kind of sad though that like Jennifer Aiden was a bridesmaid because like bridesmaids are people like you're like true lifelong friends. And of course, if you have a new friend, you know, maybe you'll make her a bridesmaid. But for her two bridesmaids besides her kids to be Dolores, obviously, and then like a girl she met two years ago, three years ago. Yeah. Well, I don't know.

I just don't think Teresa has a lot of like deep meaningful friendships and that's because she's not a deeper meaningful person I agree with that sort of first of all I'm curious where Dina Manzo was she was supposed to be a bridesmaid she's Teresa's really good friend but then she wasn't there some people don't really know why but some people said maybe it's because she didn't want to be on the show unclear but I do think that's weird I also I thought that like Louie's sisters were going to be bridesmaids yeah and then obviously the elephant not in the room is Melissa Gorga she should have been a bridesmaid but I just want to say before we talk about Melissa like I'm fine with Jennifer being a bridesmaid like her and Teresa really are that close sometimes you just meet people in your life

and even though you've only known them for a year but now at Jennifer it's like four or five years you just know that that's your that's your person and I and I like that for her okay but Melissa and Joe not being there first of all like and I'm the first person like I'm super family oriented I'm the first person to be like you know work it out work it out family first but you do reach a point with with someone as toxic and narcissistic as Teresa where like there is no talking to them and you have to put your own like mental health your own sanity and your own family first and so while I'm never like supportive of like families breaking up I actually am extremely supportive of Melissa and Joe not going to this wedding. It is a huge statement. Yes, I'm supportive of that.

But the details are that a few days before the wedding, they had their season finale event and like something bad happened and Teresa and Louie betrayed Melissa and Joe in like a whole new way. I guess there were rumors about Melissa and Joe's relationship flowing at the party and Teresa and Louie like did not behave as as family should and that was

the line for Melissa and Joe and they're done oh that's that's interesting and what I had heard was that Melissa and Joe and Teresa and Louie got in a huge fight because Melissa and Joe were really urging Louie and uh Teresa to sign a prenup oh but I don't think they wouldn't go over that I think especially after everything that Teresa has like done to them both subconsciously and consciously and consciously um I don't think I think the fact that they put their foot down like right before the wedding it's like you put up with all this for so many years and now like this woman is really having like a simcha and she's so in love and I actually think that Louis is like the right guy for her and that

their relationship is good and and I think that Melissa and Joe would say the same and probably endorse their marriage like now is when you're gonna take a stand like you know what I know but I'm very here for them like you know protecting their person but like their kids weren't there and like that's their cousins and but you know what like there's really no way to get through to Teresa to like show her that you have hurt them yeah and maybe the way that like they thought would would do that is something so big like not going to a wedding and you know what like I I don't like I just I do I'm with Joe and Melissa I am with Joe I'm with Joe Melissa too by the way a hundred percent I know and I know what you're saying like why now and like it's such a big event and it's such a big deal but like maybe that's the only way they

thought they might get through to theresa like we're actually so mad at you we're not going to come to this and we're not going to bring our kids yeah that's very true but just for me i'm like we could all fight after like you could be done with her like after her wedding it's just you can't ever take that back in a few years if you all make up and if that's even possible you will always not have been at the wedding well was joe supposed to walk her down the aisle did that was that a conversation i don't know that's something that he would do she would love that right yeah well that would be like even more serious then right um i'm just like i'm here for this like i i have first of all i think it's going to be

great for the show obviously and two like as someone who watches the show and like sees how horrendous it is to be related to theresa judice like i'm actually proud of these two for like putting themselves first for the first fucking time yeah and not just swallowing it because family family family like eventually like you have to put up boundaries and like when it comes to family i think it's really tough you have to put up boundaries. And like when it comes to family, I think it's really tough for people to put up those boundaries with toxic people and people live with those toxic relationships like forever. Yeah.

But you know what? Like it's time. I agree with that. It's time. It's just like kind of a weird time to finally make that choice when it is, you know, a big occasion for Teresa. But in general, I am here.

But something might have happened. Yeah, they said it's a quote, unforgivable betrayal. I'm so curious to see what it is and talk to me once we've watched it and let's see if I've changed my opinion I had seen and I don't like to like give light to like Bravo theories because like they're always wrong but what people had been saying online was that there were rumors recently about infidelity on Melissa's part. That's the rumor that I think Teresa and Louie started giving light to. And the way that they confronted it at this season finale party was the unforgivable betrayal. Well, if anything, this is just great promo for the new season of Jersey, which never disappoints.

Really, truly never disappoints really truly never disappoints and I'm super surprised Margaret and Jackie were both invited and both attended yeah we'll see we shall see but yes it does make for interesting fodder and I just think it was time honestly I agree with that okay our next story crazy story. Anne Heche is in stable condition after being severely burned in a car crash. A rep for the actress told People in a Statement on Saturday that Anne is currently in stable condition. Her family and friends ask for your thoughts and prayers and to respect her privacy during this difficult time.

So Anne crashed her blue Mini Cooper into several buildings before it caught fire a few days ago over the weekend according to tmz bystanders tried to help the actress out of her vehicle after she crashed into a parking garage however she allegedly backed up and drove off before crashing to another home where her car became engulfed in flames as did the home that she crashed into the woman lost all of her worldly possessions aerial shots of the incident show the actress being taken away on a stretcher her clothes and her back look visibly burned it is presumed that he was under

the influence of alcohol as a bottle with a red cap was spotted in her car shortly before the accident however lapd could not confirm this detail then this morning i saw that they did get a warrant to check her blood alcohol levels uh from the crash a blood sample from the crash so they will know more soon um by the way this is such a crazy story um and people uh like witnesses are saying you know she was running riding around town speeding like an animal through like residential neighborhoods before she ended up in a garage and then in someone's house um and I have to assume nobody drives like that if they're sound of mind so she must have been under some sort of influence and I think this is so fucked up and honestly I've never been an Anne Heche stan in my life and I never will be

um and I think I don't really know like who Anne Heche is I just know like a lot of people know her because she used to be married to Ellen. Right. I know her because she was on Joan Rivers season of Celebrity Apprentice. And she was mean as fuck to Joan. So goodbye. I don't even remember on that season. She got out early. She got out early. She was mean to Joan.

Disgusting. Everyone was fucking mean to Joan because they were so threatened by her talent and charm. Of course. And she won. So they should. They were right to be. What was that other woman's name? Annie.

Annie. The poker player. Annie. Annie Duke. Yeah. Annie Duke who came runner up. She was fucking mean to Joan. But Joan was so fucking mean to her.

I think the meanest thing I've ever heard anyone say is something Joan Rivers said to Annie Duke on. She said she's so self-centered. Hold on. Actually, I don't want to botch it just hold on joan rivers also um i thought you would want to know that peter facinelli spoke out about the ann heche accident because they co-starred together on something that we've never seen and he was sending his thoughts and prayers so i thought you wanted to know where peter

facie's thoughts were today. No, that's very interesting. I also saw an article like a lot of celebrities are getting shit for like commenting, you know, words of support. Like for Anne Heche, like Alec Baldwin. Oh, yeah. But I mean, what she's done is atrocious. And especially if she was under the influence. I'm glad that she's okay and that

nobody was hurt but she destroyed that woman's house no it's terrible okay wait this this is it hold on the movie they're in together is 13 minutes excuse me peter fotch what's it called? 13 Minutes. Oh, I thought you said the movie was only 13 minutes long. I can't. You said the movie they're in is 13 minutes. I'm like, oh, what movie is only 13 minutes long?

You would love it. It would be your favorite movie. Yeah, of course. I can't find it, but it was just a very clever way of insulting someone you fucking hate. Okay, well, you'll have to find it at a later date way of insulting someone you fucking hate. Okay. Well, you'll have to find it at a later date and put it on a Canva choreographic. She said,

Oh, she said Annie Duke is the type of woman to spit on the ground and drown her mother in the puddle. Yeah. It was rough. Like queen, queen, queen shit.

Um, so, uh, and hey, sure. On my list, you guys know how I feel about people who drive under the influence and this is really bad yeah really bad and I've never thought of Anne Heche like I've

never thought of putting her on any of my lists because she's irrelevant to you yes I just looked at her catalog and to the world you just looked at she has so many movies and tv shows that she's done I actually can't find one that I've seen irrelevant okay are you ready for a fifth and final story about movies that are not irrelevant yeah Top Gun Maverick has no now flown past Titanic at all-time domestic box office however this headline is misleading but it still is you know a big deal Tom Cruise's sequel Top Gun Maverick is now the seventh highest grossing movie of all time at the domestic box office. After adding to its ticket sale totals this weekend, the Tom Cruise sequel has now made $662 million at the domestic box office. Again, that's domestic, not global.

Surpassing the Titanic's $660 million, according to Variety. However, Titanic's number includes both its original theatrical run and several subsequent re-releases in theaters, which makes it more, but it hasn't been adjusted for inflation. Right, right, right. original theatrical run and several subsequent re-releases in theaters which makes it more but it hasn't been adjusted for inflation right right right of course like when titanic came out a movie was a nickel not a nickel but maybe like ten dollars in the 90s and now a movie is like they're 20 or 30 so it's different but i thought it would be interesting to go through a list of the most highest grossing movies of all time in our fifth and okay can i in our fifth and final human interest story can i guess some how many

movies are there on the list seven okay uh and so titanic and top gun are in there yes avatar yep that would be that yep that's in there the most recent spider-man no way home yeah with that was oh my wow that's really big yeah it's here um let me think let me think let me think what else is james cameron produce and direct um oh thanos you know that one aven Endgame Avengers Endgame number two yes um okay that's really all I know okay so number one is Star Wars The Force Awakens okay two Avengers Endgame three Spider-Man No Way Home four Avatar five Black Panther six Avengers Infinity War seven Top Gun Maverick and now eight would be Titanic I'm gonna Titanic got bumped but I really don't think it's fair to like you can't compare movie sales in the early 2000s

with no you really can't you really really cannot and if they adjusted it for inflation Titanic would be on that list they need to adjust the list for inflation because what are we talking about otherwise yeah no that's dumb as fuck. But it is a big milestone this is Tom Cruise's first movie to uh cross over to the one billion dollar box office and so I'm sure he's feeling pretty pleased with himself. I'm like annoyed because I loved Top Gun and I wanted it to be successful but I didn't want success for Tom Cruise you know I feel like I know you have to say that when you're talking about Top Gun which you loved um but I feel like you say that you don't like Tom Cruise and then privately like you like him oh my god do you really feel that way I feel like you feel like you have to say something negative

about Tom Cruise when he comes up because you've watched all the Scientology docs and like but that like privately you're fine oh that's so funny uh no like I I watched Going Clear I watch Leo Remini like he's literally like a monster I haven't watched any of those things so I just go off of what you say and it just doesn't it hasn't like stuck for me yet and like so many people love him like and everyone who was I don't think they do honestly like the Top Gun castmates like Kelly's always posting like the cutest TikToks with like him and Miles on the red carpet and it's like it does things to you I know no I know but like I'm from all the research I've done like no bueno and you feel that way about John Travolta okay that that one is really difficult for me like to separate the art from the artist because I'm like obsessed with look who's talking I loved

Grease I loved his work as Edna Turnblad like it's it's actually harder for me to like understand and also like all that he's been through like he lost his son and then he lost his wife like I have like like a soft spot for John Travolta yeah even though I but see when it comes to Scientology and like the rankings like I do think John Travolta is like you know a part of it and he's all in there but Tom Cruise is like administrative like he's gathered he's donating money. He's raising money. Like he's a part of the foundation of Scientology.

Do you know what I mean? Like he's one of the top, top executives. Whereas like John Travolta is like a member, you know? I think John Travolta is pretty tops, but okay. No, I definitely have a hard time. Like the way you think that I feel about Tom Cruise is actually how I feel about John Travolta like I actually forget sometimes that he's a Scientologist because like I have like I have deep love in my heart for Adele Duzzi you know yeah it's that's challenging

for me no it's hard there are some things that you just can't reconcile in life and that happens a lot with celebrities either with Kim and Taylor either like Kim and Taylor celebrities who like do and say things that like I vehemently disagree with but like I still love them you know and I think that's okay yeah I think it's okay yeah no not everything is just going to be tied up in a neat little bow like some things pose like a moral contradiction for you no it's so true. Like especially when it's like, you know,

something that contradicts like my values. Your scruples. That's what scruples are all about. Yeah, my scruples. I'm a scrupled bitch. Yeah, you try. We all try.

That's really all we can do at the end of the day is try our best to uphold our scruples. And that's what everyone who wrote into Dear Unburden Yourselves is trying to do. So those were the past five stories.

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This incident happened last week, my first week at a new job. My coworker and I were going to lunch, so I went to the bathroom on our way out of the office. I felt rushed, so I decided to try and use the little pee hole in my Spanx shorts. I started to pee while holding this stupid pee hole open, and pee not only gets all over my hand, but soaked my Spanx. I had to take them off and go commando, and obviously I had to hold the wet Spanx when I walked out of the bathroom to my new coworker who was waiting for me. I rinsed

them in the sink. She obviously noticed the folded Spanx in my hand so I told her it was so hot I couldn't pull them up and then grabbed my purse from my desk and stuffed them at the bottom fuck my life thank you for listening xoxo a toaster who peed herself I don't know I just feel like women no matter the workplace like women understand like you didn't even have to explain to her whether it was hot or whether you peed yourself like there's a general under like if a girl I was with went to the bathroom and came out with like literally like a dirty tampon I'd be like girl I've been there you know like we've all been through something yeah this is very relatable I think at the end of the day it might foster a connection between the two of you and then in a few months

you'll look back at drinks at happy hour and she'll be like oh my god I knew you were a real woman you just took your spanks off and then you could tell her oh no I actually peed myself and by the way this is just a PSA like those holes are not meant to be peed useless I never use pee holes like that I never even when I'm wearing a bodysuit like I actually take it off I know a lot of people pull it to the side but like it's not worth the risk pulling to the side with like a bodysuit or a hot control top underwear is a flawless system I've actually ready for this I'm gonna unburn myself I have pooped pulling to the side. Like pulling to the side is an extremely valid method.

It's just too risky. It's not. But I do wanna say like if this girl is like judgy and weird, she's actually doing you a favor by letting you know she's not a girly girl and really not someone you should like invest in a friendship with. Because if someone's being all weird and judgy, like even if you did fucking piss your pants

or let's say you fucking sharted, okay? Shit happens. So she someone's being all weird and judgy like even if you did fucking piss your pants or let's say you fucking sharted okay shit happens so she's gonna be all weird and be like oh you're taking your spank bye like you don't need to spend time with this bitch go find another it's a good litmus test for yeah for female friendship and i actually think more people should walk out of the bathroom holding their spanks and see if you're surrounded by real ones or not this really isn't that embarrassing because either you've made like a bond with a potential new friend or she's given you like a telltale sign that she's not a ride or die. Yeah and she's not a woman who supports other women and she's definitely not a beautiful woman. Right and she's kind of a disgrace to women who are actually

beautiful and classy and she just doesn't have the vernacular that she thinks she possesses. beautiful and classy and she just doesn't have the vernacular that she thinks she possesses somebody lied to her several times and told her that she was fly hot and sexy and beautiful and she's nothing like that she's nothing of the sort i hope we unnap burden for you yeah no you have really nothing to be ashamed of next up morning jackson claude every week my daughter's school sends home their sheets and blankets from nap time to wash the sheet is a fitted sheet so things get all caught up in there in the dryer anyway i sent it to school i sent it to school with one of my thongs lodged into the corner and was really confused when my thong came home in her school bag it took me a few hours to connect the dots but i wanted to crumble into a ball from embarrassment i mean listen real teachers know

and right was it a male teacher or a woman teacher and how did the underwear look and you know what i but I wanted to crumble into a ball from embarrassment. I mean, listen, real teachers know. And was it a male teacher or a woman teacher? And how did the underwear look? And you know what? I think it's better that it was a thong and it's like cute as opposed, and it's like, oh, this girl's like cute, sexy mom versus like a big pair of bloomers. Okay, so like obviously I'm putting myself in her shoes.

Like if a pair of my underwear made it out into the wild without my guidance, like I would, I would literally have to like enter the witness protection program because it depends what, because my personal style of underwear is like the bigger, the better, you know, the more it looks like a hospital garment,

the better. Yeah. bigger the better you know the more it looks like a hospital garment the better yeah also it's like underwear that was like once white and is now top mustard what yeah mustard like yeah I would just hope it was one of the good ones one of the good one one of the good ones okay so like you really are fine Jackie's totally right and my only concern is that like did the teacher think that like you are putting your child in a no she the teacher obviously saw it in the bed sheet I think the teacher probably has seen a lot of stuff and I think that the teacher is gonna let this one go don't that's just honestly really funny just find someone that you

can laugh about it with this is one of the things you have to learn the hard way like oh shit gets caught in my folded fitted sheet the corners of my fitted sheet like now every time I wash it let's just triple you know shake it out make sure nothing nefarious got in there and you had to learn that the hard way you did and it's just like a really funny story you could go tell it at like the PTA over drinks and everyone will want to be your friend. I really don't think it's a big deal, especially if the teacher is a woman. Like she understands, you know, laundry days are hard. Yeah, and when teacher smiles, teacher is happy.

Teacher is happy. I think this made teacher smile. For sure. Like, you know, being a teacher is such hard work. And every now and then you just got to laugh. And you gave her that kind of reprieve or or the teachers you know the teacher's just like tired of like putting up with kids duties peas like they're snot they're boogers and it's like this song is the last straw last straw like maybe you're the one yeah no like the final nail in the coffin that broke her

you pushed teacher to the end. You pushed teacher too far. Okay, ready for our third and final? Hello, Jax Claude. Brass is dressed. The Shoss brothers aren't here today. How can we unburden ourselves? Thank you guys for being the highlight of my week.

We can't wait to see Claudia again for the second time on her NLOG tour in Pittsburgh. Can't get enough. Need to unburden myself. I can't stop thinking about what I did, and I need to atone for my week. We can't wait to see Claudia again for the second time on her N-Log tour in Pittsburgh. Can't get enough. Need to unburden myself. I can't stop thinking about what I did and I need to atone for my sins. I feel as if there's no better place for me to do that than here. I was in Trader Joe's this week and was very focused on completing my grocery list. Due to my intense focus, I spaced out and grabbed another person's cart and rolled it to the other side of the store. I realized shortly that it wasn't my cart and without thinking, I just went back to find my cart and planned to return the stranger's cart to the location side of the store. I realized shortly that it wasn't my cart and without thinking, I just went back to find my cart and planned to return the stranger's cart

to the location I found it. Well, as I went to find my cart, this woman probably in her 70s was making a huge scene and aggressively raising her voice about her cart being stolen. As soon as I saw her causing a scene, I literally ran to the opposite side of the store

and grabbed and decided not to expose myself as the cart thief. I literally pretended to shop all the aisles I already shopped to actively avoid this woman. I literally pretended to shop all the aisles I already shopped to actively avoid this woman. I could literally hear her from the other side of the store making a huge commotion. I couldn't expose myself.

About 10 minutes later, she found her cart and was on her way. Am I a huge asshole? Only if her purse was in there. That's what I was thinking too. If it's just like food, it's really, that's like a neutral territory. And it's like, you don't own it because you haven't purchased it yet. And it's really that's like a neutral territory and it's like you don't own it because you know it's not hers yet and it's inconvenient and annoying but I understand wanting to like protect

your peace but if she thought she lost her purse and you had her purse and you didn't like bring it closer to her and show her how to get warmer um and instead like really gas lit her and then her cart was stolen then that's that is mean yeah but I have to say just from reading it I get the vibe that there was no personal items in either okay then then it's just like an inconvenience and she'll be okay yeah but if there was like a wallet in there um like I would definitely you know think twice about feeling yeah and I just would have placed it closer to her not on the other side of the store or just like return it to the front or something i'd be like i if only if there was a bag in there but you know what like when you

zoom out from the big bang theory like she'll be fine completely like it's fine it's not like the best thing a person can do but it's definitely not the worst it's not even close and the good thing about the the good thing about the grocery store is like you're all strangers you know it's not even close the good thing about the the good thing about the grocery store is like you're all strangers you know it's not like this is like someone you work with it depends is it a small town she'll probably never see this bitch again it can't be that small if there's a trader joe's okay fair so just go to whole foods now true trills thank you all for opening up being honest and vulnerable with us this is a reminder if your name is gertrude or rebecca it is your day to subscribe on youtube from your burner account

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