The Toast - S5 Ep110: Podcast About Podcasts: Friday, August 12th, 2022

Episode Date: August 12, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the morning toast and happy Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the Bruno, Bruno. Happy Friday, everyone. Congratulations. You did it. You made it to the end of the week. Nobody else but you. Congratulations. You earned this. I'm looking forward to the Bruno I don't know about you I'm looking forward to the Bruno Bruno as well how's your Friday going so far it's going well I had a nightmare that um we did the podcast and I forgot to press record that is nightmarish so let's all just check that we are

yes camera on, podcast on. We're looking good. I'm good. We always have our backup recording running. That would be, you know, for a rainy day and it would be very shitty, but you would have something. But I like to imagine that like, if I didn't have that dream, something like might go wrong today. You know what I mean? Like I was warned properly. You're preparing us.

Yeah. Okay. Well, thank you for the preparation. Tell me you take your job too seriously tell me um you take your job too seriously without telling me you take your job too seriously I had a dream that's the thing about being a mogul like everyone thinks it's so glamorous but like you are kept up at night worrying about your empire so sorry true bitch your fempire no it's an empire just because it belongs to a woman doesn't make it a fempire. No, it's an empire. Just because it belongs to a woman doesn't make it a fempire.

Femperial from Dynasty. That plot line was a low point in the show. That plot line was a low point in my life. Well, it's Friday, which is just like an absolute delight to be able to say that. I caught up on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I'm still one episode behind.

But my God, what an infuriating fucking show. I'm actually glad I haven't been watching it week to week because I don't think my mental health could possibly stand it. Wow, that's such a coinkydink because I caught an episode of Southern Charm last night. It was an episode from about five weeks ago that, you know, was the first of many that I've missed, but I turned my TV on. I'm reintroducing myself to television and I missed the gang. It wasn't a particularly good episode, yet I enjoyed. Yeah, I mean, watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is never going to be like a bad experience because it's just glamorous, beautiful,

rich women, which is really wonderful. But the episode that I watched, which was, I think, the second to last episode, so I still have one to catch up on, you know, Rinna is launching a rosé. Oh, I didn't know. Rinna rosé. And you know what? I'm getting, like, a feeling,

kind of how I felt last season about Dorit, just, like, not being able to keep up with this group of women. I'm feeling that way about Lisa Rinna it's just like it's very low brow everything she kind of does like Rinna Beauty and Rinna Rose and it's not like elevated yeah it's like the sort of stuff they do on OC OC and so she had this wine tasting and it was like she was like everyone has COVID so Harry and I had to set it up ourselves so it was like all really like janky um and she acted like such an animal and it was so out of

character for her because she literally went to lunch with Sutton and like they buried the hatchet completely over still the Elton John thing and we haven't spoken about the Elton John thing in weeks and then she gets to her house and she literally tells Sutton to get the fuck out of her house she was trying so hard to ensure that her Rinna Rose event makes it to air because the women have events all the time. Some of them don't make it because nothing happens or it's just like not consequential to the storyline. She made damn sure that her Rose line was going to get on air.

It was so obvious. And and like then in the previews for next week, she like backtracks, obviously. Like it, and then she like, she has like a breakdown. She's like, I'm not doing well. Like it's all very, in my opinion, calculated. That's so interesting and definitely right on the money. Cause Jackie, I've never seen her. It's a smart strategy.

Even when she was in her crazy villain era, like back in the day, she never acted like she just acted. It was fucking crazy. And she was saying like she was drunk. Like she doesn't really do that. It was so weird. Yeah. No, there's typically a rhyme or a reason.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. And I think Rina Rose is, you know, going to do the most. Okay. And how did the launch go for her? Well, no one was able to come because Omicron, Moronicron, I forget what it's called. Okay. And how did the launch go for her? Well, no one was able to come because Omicron, Moronicron, I forget what it's called, is running rampant through the group. So at first, Garcelle has it.

And then another wave comes and Crystal gets it. So half of the women weren't even there. That's so crazy because last season they got COVID also. Yeah. And so I guess this is January right after the holidays when Omicron that's when I had it. Yeah. So it's like half the women haven't been at half of the shit. Damn okay sounds like I'm missing nothing I'm feeling really good about that. You're missing nothing. I still have one more episode so everything I've just said is without the context of the most recent episode so please keep that in mind if you disagree with my takes. Okay, cool.

And I will keep watching Southern Charm and eventually be caught up and be able to share my thoughts. Speaking of Southern Charm, did you know that Shep and Taylor have broken up? I did know that. And then Olivia did an interview this week where she said that she thought the breakup's not permanent, but they have to break up if there's ever going,

like either they have to break up because she wants things that he doesn't want. And if she has any shot in hell of getting him to want those things, too, because he wants her badly enough, she has to put her foot down. So this is part of the natural process for the two. Yeah, for sure. I wasn't like surprised by their breakup. And I did see people like guessing whether they had broken up based on social media posts. But I didn't see like an official announcement of a breakup. That's why I was surprised.

But she was on Watch What Happens Live this week and Andy asked um her if there's anyone in the Bravo universe that he can set her up with now that she's single and she said Tom Schwartz who's also single is that crazy obsessed I know obsessed what a great answer really good answer and I don't know her that well yet but from what I know of her I think they would be really compatible no I know oh my god I'm obsessed and yes Naomi too and she was like no love that for her too she said she's dating like someone oh great I absolutely love that yeah so um I'm working my way back to getting caught up. Southern Charm is not a priority for me. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills comes first.

And so does Only Murders in the Motherfucking Building season two. I love that show so much. I don't know why I can't get my ass to start the second season. I also did not want to watch until there was like enough episodes for me to binge at a time because I don't do week to week when it comes to scripted shows. I just refuse to be forced to change my habits. And now there's like a good amount of episodes. I think it might have even been over. shows. I just refuse to be forced to change my habits. And now there's like a good amount of episodes.

I think it might've even been over. Yeah. I need to watch. I need to watch too. Zach has been watching in the living room. So it's just like run through. Maybe we'll start together next week. And we could recap it together.

Oh yeah. That reminds me. I know you have a child, but like I call you and you don't answer. So I have to tell you things on the podcast if I want to just let you know information about my life. When did you try and call me that I didn't answer? I always try and call you back. Yesterday, like early afternoon.

Interessant. I don't recall. I literally texted you and I also wrote down the things I had to tell you in the text message so that I didn't forget. I don't even know what you're talking about. Let me go look through my phone. Whatever. The other thing I wanted to tell you is I'm obviously coming to stay with you next week. Let me go look through my phone.

Whatever. The other thing I wanted to tell you is I'm obviously coming to stay with you next week. But for like my schedule and then the flights, I have to come on Monday instead of Sunday. Okay. There's nothing in my text messages about this. Nary a thing. Nothing. Ready? Ready.

All you were asking me for was send me a video. To make a TikTok. Yeah. She's not a Christian. Here. Call me for was send me a video. To make a TikTok. Yeah. She's not a Christian. Here. Call me for two things. And then in parentheses, I wrote the two things at 103 p.m. Bitch.

Claudia. Claudia, I do not have these text messages. I promise you. It goes from talking about. I'll send you a screenshot right now. It goes from. OK, send me a screenshot because it goes from talking about like the posting of the episode and ethernet and stuff like that.

And then you send me an ethernet cord. You send me a funny comment. Not yet. I had Claudia. I do not have these texts. Okay, I'm going to send you what I have. Hold on. This is so crazy.

They're trying to keep us apart. She deleted them. Claudia. Claudia. Whatever. Well, now is the opportunity to tell you all the things I've been wanting to tell you since you didn't call me back yesterday. The first is that I'm staying with you, obviously, next week.

But my flight is on Monday. So Monday's episode, I won't be with you. I just wanted to tell the toasters that and you that. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday next week, Jackson, Claude in Florida. Monday, regular this. Or maybe podcast only because my flight's in the morning. Jackson, Claude in Florida. Monday, regular this or maybe podcast only because my flight's in the morning. So we'll have to decide. OK. Or maybe we could film Sunday night. We'll just have to figure that out. So that was like a housekeeping update and also literally just letting you know, like, I'm not arriving to your house until Monday. Great. Can't wait to see

you whenever I do. But we should watch Only Murders together and then we can recap it next week. Oh my God god so cute and cozy. We could cuddle in my bed. You think bed and sack would be fun sleeping together? Yeah. So me you enrolled now that you have a king bed in my room um me you enrolled could totally fit. Oh for sure he would love that. He loves sleeping in bed. That's his favorite. I also saw somebody suggest a good Patreon idea because when we're together we should film some patreon content um one you need to make like a vlog trying different homemade baby food recipes okay and then in the next vlog i need to try them oh that's so funny also someone suggested that we do a vlog of us reacting to old toast clips since there are so many going around the internet we could just like pull up that talk and yeah we could we could it's just hard to organize that logistically like to watch on the screen and then

for us to watch yeah yeah to all watch together so I liked that idea but it's just gonna be like me being sad about like my old face my old physique my old hair we've all been there you know so of course oh my god the craziest thing happened to me last night so ben's best friend was his birthday party last night and like i was so rdh that i couldn't go but like i had to be like a good comedian and i had to stay back and study and i also like i couldn't even drink because i can't drink before a show so i have a show tonight for those who don't know um so i'm laying in bed i've been like re-watching my msg show writing down new jokes coming up with new stuff like so much time has passed like some jokes don't feel relevant anymore you know

interesting yeah like the squid games I don't even like that's like so old you know yeah yeah I don't remember that joke though so it can go so it obviously wasn't memorable no but I didn't watch squid games so it wouldn't have stuck with me so it's 11 o'clock and my doorbell rings, which is really uncommon. And I'm like, who is it? And the person says, Jonathan. Now, I know Jonathan from my building, but I was a little suspicious. I'm like, wait, who is it? He's like, it's Jonathan.

I'm like, oh, it is Jonathan. OK. And I open the door and Jonathan is standing outside my door with 15 boxes of pizza. Now, I was immediately like shook because I thought someone was playing a prank on me when I was in high school. This is actually a crazy story. When I was in high school, I was a senior. There was a prank being done onto our school and it was like a mystery who the prank every couple of days, like a huge order of pizza would arrive at the front desk, like reception of the school. Um, and nobody would know where it came from. It wasn't paid for. It was like a delivery. And

it was always from different restaurants. And the administration of the school like did everything in their power to try and figure out like who was placing these orders. And it was particularly nefarious one because like you're like scamming a local business out of money because they were always ordering from non-kosher pizza restaurants and literally you're we're not allowed to bring non-kosher food into our school it was a kosher building um so it was like this huge predicament and it was this huge mystery who did it and literally we never found out who did it maybe now you putting this I don't really remember this maybe I graduated but maybe now that you're sharing you had graduated I was a senior it

was like boys in my grade oh okay maybe okay. Maybe someone will come forward now. Perhaps. It was so, like I remember thinking it was not funny and like not cool of anyone. Like wasting the restaurant's time and resources.

Of course. The delivery person's time and resources. It's a waste of food. Taking non-kosher food into a sacred building. It's a waste of food. I do believe that's what the school ended up doing.

Like paying for it and then bringing it to like a shelter or something um and that's what I thought was happening to me last night because I just had like a media flashback flashback of like an unexpected delivery of a huge order of pizza it turns out that Ben Ben's party trick is running to the bathroom ordering pizza on his phone for the party and then like 10 minutes later it arrives and everyone's like oh my god who ordered pizza and when they find out it's ben it's like everyone's like ben ben ben like that's his favorite thing it's actually a really good party trick i'm never not grateful for pizza when it arrives like because i'm like really ben you're gonna do it again and then he

does it i'm like you know what still slap hits every time so i was like after i thought it was a prank i knew immediately that ben did his party trick and he chose the wrong address. He just had it sent to like his seamless go-to address, which is mine. And I would have like careered it over or like put it in an Uber and sent it down. But Ben was so far, like we were on opposite sides of the city. Like it wouldn't have made any sense. So I ended up just like, there's a lot of guys who work in my building. So it's in the break room and

this morning they were like oh my pizza for breakfast pizza for lunch pizza for dinner um it was so much pizza I'm like you guys aren't gonna be eating pizza till the end of the year yeah that's so it was so I did obviously grab a slice I was gonna ask and was it good pizza it was Joe's pizza which is arguably the best pizza in the city wow your cup runneth over so you'll get any Jonathan no I was like, Jonathan, no, I was like, Jonathan, take it down, but just like open the top box and let me get a slice first. Damn. How's Theo doing? Thank you. Thank you so much for asking. He's doing well. He's doing better. He's taking to his antibiotics, but, um, he's also on an

anti-itching pill and it's not working as fast as I need it to work because every time I take the cone off he immediately goes to lick his foot so I have to put the cone back on I want to help him but I can't Theo, we're thinking of you thoughts and prayers, Tiggs thoughts and prayers

let's just all say a silent prayer for Theo for Theo's itchy foot Theo Theo, Theo, Theo Theo, Theo, Theo Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, so excited but a little nervous because magnolia is coming to stay with us and theo so he has like a full house full of like his best friend arch nemesis and his lady love and he's taking his job as host really seriously not me totally forgetting that margo's also staying at your

house like i don't know why i thought it was just gonna be like me you enrolled and zach well for a few days it will be and then the snatcher is coming oh that's why right because she has to work so she can't she's come the whole time yeah um but it's gonna be a full house full of pups and i'm literally so fucking excited wow three pups in one house that's exciting it's the dream for these boys did you get your toad situation like fully no and it won't be fully fleshed out so it will be an indoor weekend for the boys i'm sorry i did the best i could that's okay that's okay i know these things take time yeah next time it'll be safe and sound out there um so now we're what two weeks maybe three weeks you living in florida how's the homeowner life it's never ending yeah it's never ending there are so many different facets like the inside

the outside the furniture the land the the perimeter like the guts like the gutters the intestines of the house it's fucking crazy um I'm so excited for when we're settled and like all of this is it's done um and it makes you just like want to rip the band-aid off and do everything but then there's so much going on it's like whoa whoa let's do one thing at a time and then it's like how come nothing's getting done no also like I do feel like a good rule of thumb is like not to do everything at once like financially it doesn't make the most sense mental health wise it does not make the most sense to like keep having construction like not everything has to be done it just has to be livable yeah no and it's definitely livable and I think like by next

week like it will be a lot more quiet around here I'm really excited about that and then I do need to focus on like furniture I've gotten gotten so much stuff already. Like I've also came with all my New York stuff, but I have more space than I've ever had in my life. Um, so I just keep needing things, you know, like I need a duvet insert. Like there's just always something that I need. I need bath mats for my bathroom. Like, and these are just just small things I also need a million other things so it's just never ending but it's it's a fun project but it's overwhelming yeah no for sure homes are literally money pits like they just require so much upkeep they really really do especially when you just move in and there's just so many like little things that I want to do and now you know

I'm obsessed with wallpaper. I'm addicted. You know, I need rugs. I just, I'm actually getting some Jill Zarin rugs. I'm so excited. I'm telling you, Jill Zarin rugs are legit. And I'm not just saying that. Like I have really some great ones coming indoor and outdoor. I'm actually getting the rug that we have in our studio because it's a great rug. Hopefully I can keep it cleaner than we did over there.

But also some like patio rugs. I'm really excited. This rug you're getting? Yeah, for your room. Are you sure? It sounded Jill Zarin. I thought you said it was. It used to be, but we like took a dump on that one.

Okay, so whichever, like the shaggy salt colored rug. Okay, good. Because I was like, this rug is like disgusting. Even before it was made gross by us, it's like the ugliest rug. I'm like, get that shit out of my Okay, good. Because I was like, this rug is like disgusting. Even before it was made gross by us, it's like the ugliest rug. I'm like, get that shit out of my room, bitch. Okay, the classic cream Jill's iron rug I'm getting for your bedroom.

Oh, good, good. Her rugs are good. Yeah. So it's just a million things whilst also, you know, being a working mom. A mogul. Pumping, nursing,

slowing down, but still doing all of that. It's just a million things still need to like and then and then it's like phase two of like okay once i'm a little more settled i can take my driving classes right but it's just never are you gonna do like group driving class or like a solo more of like a private driving driver's ed you are but like i could see literally the sitcom that is you and the people in your adult driving class. I would only do it if they let me vlog them.

A hundred percent. It would be an actual sitcom. I should bring a camera crew with me. I feel like everyone has like a hilarious or traumatic driver's ed story. Like mine was after school and it was, we used to always get like food after school. We'd always go to Serafina and get pasta. And then we'd get in the car. Me, my friend Rachel, my friend Alicia, and this boy Ruben from our class.

And we were such terrible drivers. And we were like bellies full of Pantayala vodka in the back seat. Stop, start, stop, start. It was a miserable experience. I actually found out recently that my driver's ed teacher, who like was an icon living legend passed away. That's so sad. So sad. Yeah. No, I'm not looking. I hope I do private lessons. I would do group if that's, you know, the most expeditious way to get it done. But I feel like

I'm always in situations like this where it's like I'm in a room full of strangers like doing weird things, you know? No, of no of course and by the way the worst part like group is sounds funny in theory but then your ass has to sit and watch other morons drive goodness gracious no thank you no thank you and then we'll like be playing icebreakers in the car like I'm I don't have time so my name is Jackie I'm originally from New York and my favorite pizza topping is cheese yeah it's like the worst icebreaker, by the way. Like, what's your favorite pizza topping? Never played that.

I've never gotten. Oh, it's a classic. I've never sung solo. It's a classic. Okay, it's Friday. We have a great show. I'm ready to dive in off the deep end, you know? I'm ready to dive in as well to the fast five stories that you need to know

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Thank you. It's a pleasure doing business with you. Happy Friday, everyone. It's aiday so you can sing your song it's pleasure oh that's also on toast tunes i feel like every time we mention toast tunes we don't think of that song yeah we need to do a list and then we need to book studio time 100 yeah i'm starting to think about like when my first trip back to new york will be like and all the things that i need to do while i'm there and to think about like when my first trip back to New York will be like and all the things that I need to do while I'm there. And I think that's when we should record Toast Tunes.

Okay. I mean, the thing is, it's not even about booking studio time. And I just keep saying this in the hopes that the right person with the right set of skills will reach out. If you are a music producer, like you produce original tracks, you don't have to be hella experienced. Like we need someone to actually, before we get in the studio, like we need to have someone create the song like the background to what we're singing okay someone do it please someone reach out like we need your help we do our first story is a very

sad turn of events um ann hayes is quote not expected to survive her car crash the actress's rep told page six thursday night that she suffered a severe anoxic brain injury due to the accident and remains in a coma at the grossman burn center at west hills hospital and medical center in california quote is law it has long been her choice to donate her organs and she's being kept on life support to determine if the if any are viable her rep thanked uh her fans for their kind wishes and prayers as well as the dedicated staff and the wonderful nurses who have cared for her since the wreck.

You know what? Like I know we've been talking about this all week, but I don't know why this really surprised me. I wasn't expecting, like I felt like the details we knew up until this point were like it was serious, but like it wasn't fatal. And when I saw I got a people notification, it was like not expected to survive. I was like, oh, I don't know why I was like completely. I was completely shocked, too, because that's not how it seemed earlier this weekend.

You know, maybe they just were taking their time to share the news as they saw fit. And also, as we discussed the other day, she was in a coma. It was unclear if it was medically induced, but it was not. And so this is just a really, really tragic turn of events right like to know what's coming but um if you wanted to look at the positive you know as an organ donor hopefully she'll be able to make a positive impact definitely wishing her family really truly the best yeah okay our next story some drama jay cutler is responding to kristin cavallari calling their marriage toxic so jay cutler went on sofia with an f and i'm in which was just interesting timing seeing as how kristin cavallari was just on

call her daddy i'm in the middle of the sofia with an f episode and I'm obsessed the rapport I have to say like I also ship and I ship a ship that would be a really good couple I feel like I think Sophia is single right I think she posted it's never really clear clear right yeah I think that's extremely intentional since like the last time the public knew about her relationship they tore it to shreds right but also I think she's also like just like that carefree girly like I feel like when I talk to her I'm like are you single and she answers me I never know what she says you know yeah yeah I feel that so it's it's possible is what you're saying yeah and jay color's hot yeah no and the rapport was so funny and cute I didn't watch I just saw clips on Instagram but like what I was focusing on and I think what a lot of people were

focusing on was like the timing of her. Of course, of course. It was like so funny. It's because the call her daddy saga is a saga that never ends, at least in my mind. Like I feel like there's so much tension and it's so unresolved. Yeah, of course. I mean, I would love to know how this came about. Like Kristen took her story to call her daddy and like shared and talked about Jay a little

bit and like called the relationship really toxic. And there was tons of red flags. And the reason why they broke up their engagement before they even got married was the same reason they eventually got divorced. Like, you know, people don't change. Right. And I just would love to know if Jay reached out to Sophia or Sophia reached out to Jay. Whose idea was this?

It's fucking hysterical. Right. Because also, so Kristen, it's not like she was on like a press tour. Like Audrina, who was on Call Her Daddy recently, is promoting her book. I think Kristen's also promoting her podcast, her new podcast. Right, right. I guess. Yeah.

But what I found interesting and the only clip I saw from the Sophia interview, which was just a really good point, is like Sophia, you know know heard what Kristen Cavallari had said about Jay Cutler and every time she you know kind of dragged him or called him toxic she would say right before that you know he's the father of my children so I'm not gonna go there but he's toxic here I go yeah right right which I thought was really funny um I don't have a particular stake in the Jay Cutler, Kristen Cavallari divorce. Like I don't care really. I'm just interested in the podcast drama of it all. And you know, I think a press moment for podcasts is a win for podcasts everywhere.

And this is just like another layer of the Alex Sophia thing, which we devoured when it came out. And honestly, I'm like still obsessed with yes I also am obsessed with Jay and Kristen and it says like their dissolution of their relationship actually makes me sad they were on very Cavallari together and he talks about his experience filming the show and how he really didn't want to be there but Kristen like was a football wife for so many years that now it was like her time to shine and so he wasn't gonna say like no I can't but you could sense that he doesn't want to be there but honestly like it came off so funny I thought that people really liked him on the show because he was

so unbothered but and you could see then like you know we always talk about this I just feel like sometimes when you see a relationship on a show and like it looks like there's something wrong it's like well the fact that they're showing that to us kind of shows that it's healthy you know that's true and that's sort of how I felt about them like they were very like honest about their dynamic um but clearly it was just a little too real and I mean yeah and I was like a big fan of them when they were together I thought they were like a really well-m couple. But now with the dissolution and like the divorce, I find myself caring less because like I just don't care. Yeah. But they do have three kids and they'll always actually be in each other's lives. But it's also funny, like the stuff with Madison LaCroix, lest we not forget.

And because Kristen was like hanging out with Austin. So Jay hit up the world is so small but then like Madison she posted those text messages and that was not the the move because Kristen and the world is tiny Jay that posted together like united right which was like kind of fucked up to Madison when he was like playing with Madison yeah yeah no but it's just it's never ends no it never ends and everyone is connected I keep forgetting like well I totally forgot about the Madison LaCroix thing. First of all, that was so long ago. And you just forget how like literally everyone who's famous is connected in some weird way.

Yes. And so I don't know what Jay's relationship status is currently. Maybe if I keep listening, I'll find out. I feel like he's always dating and being spotted with people, but I would love to see him spotted with Sophia with an F. No, no. I need them to date. I'm putting like the level of pressure I put on Paige and Craig on Jay. I'm officially transferring. I feel like they're good.

Paige and Craig, like I feel good. They're secure. They're stable. I'm officially releasing them of my handcuffs and those handcuffs are on Jay and Sophia. They don't need like that positive energy and encouragement and like karmic positivity. But those two do. Yeah. Yeah. And I just feel like it's like a perfect match. One,

because like he's so hot and rich. She is like so hot and funny. And like, she does come from barstool sports and like barstool sports like turned on her. But if she ends up with Jake Cutler, like I think he's like a really good football player. Yeah. Former football player. Then it's's like she comes out on top of

like the whole sports thing that's very true I just love it as stated in the podcast she really doesn't care about sports which also makes it better and she talks about like the I think the episode's called like clout chasing because she's like so many girls who listen to the podcast like want to land an athlete what do they do how she was saying that she wouldn't date an athlete maybe she was just like playing hard to get it was a really good strategy I think that there's something there I would not be surprised like if they were spotted out I need a page six moment like like a dinner at Katsuya something I don't know and she was in Nashville so I don't know if she like went explicitly for this interview and who reached out to who.

Or she was staying at his house. Or she was staying at his house. Also, I believe she was on his podcast. Maybe. Okay. Like maybe this is how it happened. She was staying at his house and the Kristen, the Kristen Cavallari interview came out. Oh, maybe you think they were dating first. Yeah.

And he was like really upset. He was like, babe, I hate that she's calling me toxic. Like I feel so helpless. I need a platform. What do I do? And she was like, babe, like, and they're in bed the whole time naked. really upset he's like babe I hate that she's calling me toxic like I feel so helpless what do I do and she was like babe like and they're in bed the whole time naked by the way and she's like babe like you could come on my podcast no one obviously will know we're dating it'll just be like a typical interview and then the internet will ship us but we're already shipped and we come out on top babe what about this take it back one step further we thought that like jay went on

sophia because kristin went on call her daddy but but maybe they've been dating for so long like kristin knew that that's jay's new girl and so she was like i'll go on call her daddy but i see that but my only thing is wasn't jay responding to like some of this stuff kristin said on call her daddy yeah also if this is all true. Making you think it had to happen afterwards. If this like back and forth is all true, then like Jay and Kristen are just still hung up on each other. 100%.

It's like not normal to be talking about your ex like this far out. Yeah. And it's like every time one of them like, okay, I'm with Austin. So I'll be with Madison. Okay. I'm with Alex. They're one upping each other. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. Totally. I'm with Claudia. I'm with Austin. So I'll be with Madison. Okay, I'm with Alex. I'll be with Sophia. They're one upping each other. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Oh my God, totally. I'm with Claudia. I'm with Jackie. Yeah. That's exactly. And you guys know, like I have, oh, actually I forgot to update everyone

about my personal beef with Kristen Cavallari that I'm sure she doesn't even know about. I was reached out to by a member of her team apologizing. You know, they said it was one girl's fault and that girl doesn't work here anymore which is just hella convenient that it happened to be one girl's fault and that one girl doesn't work there anymore but they were really nice about it i'm officially over it even though i would love an apology from kristen herself i'm done i'm over it yeah good they had i just don't like people who take advantage of oh my god they handled them

they they made it right they made it right and they reached out and they didn't have to. Yeah, no, it was nice. It was nice. I'm over it. Not at all. No, I am, I am. Okay, well, hopefully there's something to keep you posted about this story and these two.

100%. Just everyone say a prayer. So far, I have two new ship enterprises from today's episode. Okay, who's the next one? Taylor and Tom Schwartz. Oh, right, right. I thought that was like a segue into the next story. No, our next story is another ship that's out to sea that seems to be fine

even though everybody's coming for it. Pirates are surrounding. Melissa and Joe Gorga address their devastating decision to skip Teresa Giudice's wedding. So Melissa and Joe are addressing the elephant in the room on this week's episode

of Melissa Gorga on display podcast. You guys, every story is podcast news. Like where do people share their truths if not on podcasts? Okay, I want to talk about this

but I wanted to say one thing. You know that Teresa also just announced a podcast called Namaste on the same network as Melissa's. I saw that she announced a podcast, didn't know it was called Namaste, and didn't put together that they're on the same network. It is a big network, though.

Yeah, it's podcast one. It's huge. It's like one of the OG networks. But I also want to say I have done Melissa Gorgas' podcast. She has a real knack for it. And as far as I know, as someone who's like, you know, obsessed with like stalking and just knowing everything about everyone, her podcast is extremely successful.

Yeah, I'm sure it is. She's great for it. And I don't think, of course, I'm comparing like what Teresa's is going to be. I don't think Teresa has the capacity. Podcasting is very difficult. People think it's so easy. Like, oh, I'm so funny. Me and my friends, we hang out.

Like we should have a podcast. No, it's actually extremely difficult. I agree. I wouldn't say that that's you know Teresa's strength what I would choose for her but give it a shot go girl yeah anyways Melissa and Joe went on Melissa's podcast to talk about the laundry list of reasons they didn't attend the wedding quote I will let all my listeners know this obviously there was something that went down at the season 13 finale of filming The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Those exact details I obviously cannot say today. Anything that we have filmed is something that I am not able to talk about.

She then confirmed that the full entire story leading to tension amongst the family is not public knowledge at this time, but drips and drabs of it have surfaced, she said. Quote, I'm not going to sit here and say that there wasn't drama, that it wasn't crazy. Yes, there was a little aggression from certain people that could have been a little scary. She noted there was plenty of reason it'd be strange for the pair to attend the wedding thereafter. Joe said it was so, so hard for him to not attend Teresa's wedding, especially since he's his only, she's his only close family that's still alive.

He said, quote, to me, it was devastating. It really was. It was one of the hardest days of my life. It was bad. But listen, let's go back to the reunion. She did this, you know, it was devastating. It really was. It was one of the hardest days of my life. It was bad. But listen, let's go back to the reunion. She did this, you know, this was all on her. This is what she really wanted. She didn't want Melissa in the wedding.

She didn't want any of my children in the wedding. She barely wanted me. Well, this is like the craziest saga of events. And I feel really sad that the families can't work it out. Yeah, I agree. I'm glad that they like took the time to explain to everyone because I think a lot of people are like yes we understand that Teresa's you know a hard tough cookie but it's family and it's a wedding and why were you there so I I'm glad that they shared this and I can only imagine like really what they went through

and what the season has to hold and has in store for us to see. And I totally respect their decision. I imagine it's extremely difficult. And this is not something that they did like capriciously. This has been now 13 years of all of this drama and they've they put their foot down. I get it. No, and I have respect for it. I made the atrocious mistake of going on Twitter to see what people's thoughts are.

And I cannot believe how many toxic Teresa stans exist. It's so mind-blowing to me that you could come to the conclusion after watching this show that Teresa has somehow been wronged. Yeah, no, Twitter's a great place to go if you want to hear the worst takes of all time, especially as it relates to housewives.

And then sometimes I go to Twitter and I agree with what everyone's saying and I'm like, so I'm wrong. Rethink, recalibrate. Yeah, no, recalibrate. It's so, and by the way, I totally support Melissa. I love the decision that she made. I think she really did her best.

I know a lot of the drama that people are like guessing is what happened is about Melissa cheating on Joe. And Daily Mail claims to know the guy. Everyone knows the guy. And I just hate that we don't know and Daily Mail claims to know the guy everyone knows the guy um and I just hate that we don't know and we're not going to know for so long like what the actual issue is yeah was but I do think that this sort of thing will keep people interested till the season premieres like it's not something we're just going to forget and by the time the premieres would be like we're over it because no this is a big deal So I'm happy for the ratings. Me too. No, Jersey stays winning. Yeah.

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Kenan Thompson has been honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. One of SNL's favorite funny men is finally getting the recognition he deserves. Comedian and actor Kenan Thompson hit a major career milestone this week by being honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The actor showed up in style for his big moment, decked out an all-Navy suit as he was joined by his two daughters for the career-making night. His former co-star Leslie Jones hyped him up

as she eagerly recorded the star's unveiling, making sure she got a close-up of Keenan's shiny new accomplishment and later giving a speech in his honor. In addition, Josh Server, his former co-star from Nickelodeon sketch series All That, also gave a speech to honor his friend. And his star is right next to Lorne Michaels' star. Oh, wow. I'm sad Kel wasn't there.

I feel like he should have been. That's true. And I always find it really interesting what celebrities have, who, who celebrities choose other celebrities to like speak at their Hollywood Walk of Fame moment. I love that Leslie Jones was there. I watched the video of him unveiling his star and like his daughter's like couldn't have cared less. And Leslie Jones was like losing her mind.

It was so funny and so cute and so real. And I'm just surprised he didn't have one already. And then, then you know it makes me sit back and think about Kenan Thompson especially now I'm watching um I mean I'm watching I'm reading Jeanette McCurdy's book like Kenan Thompson is low-key a child actor right but I'm sorry he was in heavyweights he's not low-key he was like literally 10 in that movie find you like a more stable consistent guy and you know on more than one occasion I've like had an uber driver who like likes to tell me about famous people they've driven and I've gotten like more than once someone who's driven Kenan Thompson on Saturday to Saturday Night Live like he's always going back and forth from his apartment he doesn't have a chauffeur he's an uber regular guy nightlife like he's always going back and forth from his apartment he doesn't have a chauffeur he's an uber regular guy and um they say he's so nice so funny so down to earth um and that's just

like surprising obviously for someone so famous but also someone who's really been a star since they were like 10 and he never went through like a weird period no he didn't he's now been on snl for 20 seasons he's the longest running cast member and it's just crazy to think about also in this article i saw that he's hosting the Emmys, which I don't think I knew. And I saw this week that the Emmys are actually going back to cable. No, that was the golden. One of them.

Golden Globes are done. No, but one of them's coming back. They were done, but they're coming back to the TV. I think it might be the Golden Globes. Anyways, he's hosting the Emmys. Well, I feel like Kenan Thompson is always getting shafted. Like NBC gave him a sitcom. It was canceled.

Oh, I wonder why. Maybe because I never saw a commercial for it. Oh, Kenan Thompson is hosting the Emmys. Who knew? Because they don't promote it. Right. Like he's always like doing the most and getting the least. That's genuinely how I feel.

It's so true. Whenever someone makes hosting news, especially like for the Emmys, it would usually be a story. It's huge. I didn't see it. He'll do a great job. He's hilarious. Whenever someone makes hosting news, especially like for the Emmys, it would usually be a story. I didn't see it. He'll do a great job. He's hilarious.

He for so long has held SNL together by a thread. He literally puts the whole show on his back, him and Kate McKinnon. Now she's gone. So I hope he makes a lot of money because he works extremely hard. Yeah, he does. And I think it's really nice that he got the honor of being next to Lauren. Because there are so many people who would probably attribute their whole lives to Lauren Tina Fey Jimmy Fallon Chris Rock like so many people Adam Sandler yeah no it's it's a great honor and he he's so deserving a hundred percent are you ready for our fifth and final story? The final story. Do-do-do-do-do.

Do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do. It's a final story. What's it about? Jackie, tell us.

Please. It's about Six Flags. And that's our magic number. Six Flags? number six yes six flags is making news the ceo is speaking to the press about this revamp for six flags because they have become quote a cheap day care center for teenagers yeah no he's like not holding back but i kind of love this for him six flags revealed it has shed nearly two million customers during the past year a drop that came partly because of an initiative to weed out rowdy teenagers according to the company's ceo the texas-based theme park shares

tumbled to 18 on thursday after it disclosed that its attendance at its 27 parks was down 22 from a year ago the drop came partly Six Flags has been steadily hiking ticket prices after offering too many discounts this year. Quote, so we only got the discounter or we became a cheap daycare center for teenagers. It was a cheap daycare center for teenagers during breaks and the summers. In response, Six Flags has been hiking prices to reduce the numbers of rowdy teenagers running around. Six Flags has been hiking prices to reduce the numbers of rowdy teenagers running around. Also, in the past, the rowdiness has turned violent with fikes breaking out at different theme parks during Fright Night.

So now they're elevating their ticket prices to focus on elevating the guest experience and to learn like more families. But the ticket price still isn't that. It's $63 compared to $51 last year. But for reference, like SeaWorld, a ticket is $116. Wow.

Who would pay $116 to mock and captured animals? Someone, a lot of someone's would. So they're, they're trying to, I don't know, I guess like rebrand and just not become a place where teens hang out and fight.

No, let me say something like I I understand the liability of it because if teenagers are like fighting and creating drama but I do think this is like an extremely um risky idea because first of all sounds like they're isolating like their biggest demographic of customers. Teenagers? Kids, teenagers. Kids and teenagers are different. Like for kids and families. No, I'm talking about teenagers. Yeah. So you're isolating and like excluding your biggest core demographic, even though they do pose an issue. Like that's still a big group of people who are your customers those rowdy like what else are

you doing to elevate because Six Flags in a world of like the Disneyland's and all the Dolly World like all these other Harry Potter world Six Flags is low-key irrelevant and like kind of janky and like they have to be doing other things if they actually want to compete like cleaning up the parks new rides new this I feel like for a while they were like top, top tier of amusement parks. And now they're like irrelevant, uglies, gullible, big face witches. Well, I feel like that's what they're trying to counter. But I also think that their biggest demographic is families. And maybe having rowdy teenagers is keeping families out.

They're like, we don't want to be in this environment with our kids. So it actually will lure in more customers. And they're losing customers, but they're raising we don't want to be in this environment with our kids so it actually will lure in more customers and they're losing customers but they're raising the ticket prices so maybe at the end of the day they'll make the same amount of money the only thing is like for a teenager to like go and like get in trouble I mean aside from fighting and violence never condone it ever but like rowdy teenagers going and spending their time at six flags like it's kind of cute like and it's no it's like kind of like so how much trouble could they get it it's not like i don't think they sell alcohol like okay so that's where they're going like i worry to think about where those teens will go instead maybe they should go

home to their parents and and mow the lawn love no like kids need kids need like you know routines and when they're left to their own devices, they're starting fights at six plus. Yeah. I don't think that they're going to go home though. I just, I hope they don't get into some real trouble. No, like does this elevate like where they go to next? No, I know.

Like they're literally displacing the teenagers. Yeah, and the teenagers need help and they need places to go to have like good fun, you know, instead of turning to bad things. I will say in defense of the teenagers at that age, there aren't like a ton of options for like fun, cool places to hang out because you're stuck between like not being 21 and then not wanting to hang out at like a Chuck E. Cheese or a roller rink.

So like there's really not. That's why you're always like hanging out in someone's basement. But there's not a lot of options for like 16 17-year-olds who know how to drive, who have access, they have jobs, they have money. They can go, but where do they go? Where did you guys hang out as 16-year-olds? For me, I was always at Seraphine. Yeah, we hung out at Pinkberry.

Yeah. Where do the kids hang out today, and where did you guys hang out? I think it depends where you're from. Yeah, where you live. But it's tough out there for the teens. No for sure. Like I sympathize with like not having like a nice fun clean place to organize. But it's like if you find somewhere to go say it's your local bowling alley anywhere.

You better act right. You better treat it with respect. You better not fight. Better pick up after yourself. Otherwise you're giving teens around the world a bad name. Just like these kids at six. You ruined it for everyone yeah congratulations you played yeah it's the one you got that was an interesting biz news segment thank you so much for bringing i had forgotten about that when i found it to be interesting the ceo is just like

kicking out the teens he's literally like who's the villain from that movie who like hates kids which movie I don't know but like it's like a come on help like that guy oh speaking of movies we need to talk about like the greatest debate ever sparked yesterday was Elle Woods valedictorian it's not even a debate I went back and watched the whole clip she's not the valedictorian there's no debate you she's not you were gonna like go toe-to-toe with me again today no they literally said please welcome the class elected speaker Elle Woods if she was valedictorian please welcome the valedictorian Elle Woods she's a motherfucking class elected speaker which is a huge honor I'm sure you have to have good grades but you're not

the motherfucking valedictorian. I was wrong. There's no debate. Okay, great. But I do want to say, apparently in the musical, like in the song, she's the valedictorian.

I don't care. That's not what we, we obviously were not referring to the musical. No, and that's not the original. Also, that's a plot hole because if you know, Elle Woods, I love forever. Like she is everything to me,

but she's not valedictorian material. That's not why we love forever. Like she is everything to me. But she's not valedictorian material. That's not why we love Elle. Like she is everything else. But you can't be Elle and be fabulous and be street smart and get off broke and know all this stuff. And have the highest grades at Harvard Law School. It's just not how it works in life. No, that's fair. She got a 179 on the LSAT.

Like there are people who got a perfect score uh 179 is actually not even a score you can literally get it's like impossible like based on how the tester scored 179 she's so iconic because nobody will ever say the number 179 normally ever again because if I oh Claudia what street are you on 179th claudia how much how many munchkins did you eat from dunkin donuts 179 claudia how much do you weigh 179 um okay so that's our show i have to head to West Hampton now because I have a show today greatest time are you gonna make it thank you Hampton's weekend of it no because I would like

to relax at home for a little while and then I'm leaving to see you so I'll get in you know a few more sleeps in my bed and then I'll see you. So Monday's episode, everyone have a good weekend. Next week, Tuesday through Friday, Jackson, camera, by the way, our new episode of breaking bread. Our final episode ever is on Spotify right now. And we do address what happened to the flamingos.

People are still commenting, asking. So we talk about it in episode of breaking bread. It's actually like major tea and it's really crazy. But, um, head over there if you want to hear what happened. So Tuesday through Friday, camera, video, YouTube and podcast episodes, Jackie and Claudia together. And then Monday's up in the air. It might be podcast only or it

might be a video that we record Sunday night. Let's see where the weekend takes us. See where the weekend takes us. So you guys, it's been an amazing week thank you for keeping you know being patient with us with all of the remote studio tings I feel like we've gotten into a good place yesterday I wanted to pull my hair out I made the dumbest mistake when I was exporting our video that delayed me about an hour and I just like literally wanted to die like I wanted to be dead buried in the ground six feet under but you have to you have to make those mistakes in order to know like moving forward not to make you have to learn the hard way so we're getting better I'm telling you we're going to get to a place where the videos will be up a lot sooner but thank you for your patience I hope

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