The Toast - S5 Ep111: Sunday on a Monday: Monday, August 15th, 2022

Episode Date: August 15, 2022

Southern Charm Recap (16:10)  Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap (21:01)  Anne Heche dead at 53 following horrific car crash (Page Six) (27:07)  Kim Zolciak-Biermann's Daughter Ariana Arrested on Suspicion of DUI with High School Boyfriend in Georgia (PEOPLE) (30:31)  Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Toned Legs in Daisy Dukes While Debuting Her New Roller Skates Line (PEOPLE) (34:53)  Chrissy Metz on Launching Her Music Career: I 'Want to Share My Heart and Soul' (PEOPLE) (42:48)  Doritos Releases Two New Flavors Inspired by Condiments (PEOPLE) (46:10)  Unburden Yourselves (50:04)  The Morning Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)  NLOG Tickets: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/tour Merch: https://www.shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, millennials. Hey, girlies. How you doing? Happy Monday to everyone. Hey, everyone. Happy Monday. I am sorry to tell you that it's Monday. I'm sorry to be the one to let you know.

Maybe you have evaded knowing it until now, but it's Monday. Sucks to suck. What can I say? It doesn't feel real yet because we are recording this episode Sunday night because tomorrow I'm obviously traveling to get to you so we can do a whole week of together YouTube shows. So it doesn't really feel like Monday, but like knowing that it's coming is somehow worse.

Yeah, I mean, for us it's Sunday night, which is, Oh, Sunday night. Mm-hmm. Oh, Sunday night. Mm-hmm. Oh, Sunday night. Stunning. So I don't know what's worse, Sunday night or Monday morning. Sound off in the comments. No, it's definitely Monday morning.

Yeah, at least Sunday night is just like a cozy, cute, anxious vibe. Right. And like if you do it right, like you can cultivate a premium sunday evening like you can prepare yourself for the week feel like good clean your house eat take a bath read like it can be peaceful there's uh there's a potential for positivity are i actually feel like i am having one of those sunday nights but i feel like we're a tale of two different Sunday nights because I had a very productive day. Not only are we doing, are we working Sunday night? So I get to, you know, sleep in if, if my alarm will let me sleep in my alarm being my son, if he will allow that for

tomorrow morning. But I had a closet organizer at my house today organized by Danielle. And so I am just like new outlook on life. And I'm really like I not to rub it in, but I'm just like having one of those very productive Sundays. I literally hate you. I'm having literally the worst day. And like I'm only slightly like happy about it because I've actually been getting a lot of like feedback from the toasters that they miss my hungover episodes. And I feel like for a long time I was like doing it too frequently. It was like every Friday I was hungover and like we don't like it's like funny but like you can't really like put out a good episode if you're not like your brain's not

working so I haven't done a hungover episode in a while and it's Sunday night it's 9 p.m. and I'm literally I mean I feel better but I feel like I just woke up like I'm not okay so tell me about what you did and what and how contributed to this hangover um it was tequila I went out to dinner and I was planning on just like going out to dinner having a couple cocktails like getting loose but not like that loose um but you know when things just like come together you know I was talking to Taylor Strecker and Taylor Donahue and they like I thought they they were in Boston, but they were back in the city and they were at a restaurant nearby. So like everything was just like working out. Everything was coming up cloudy. And so we just like I leaned in and I had a great time. I went to a gay bar. I went to the gay bar that I got kicked out of and that like I have a pit about that I got kicked out of there every time I go I'm like do you think they're gonna remember me and like kick me out again but um not to blow up her spot but Taylor Donahue did get kicked out of there as well last night and now I'm just feeling like the place is really unnecessarily strict yeah that's that sounds like that's what's happening yeah because

Taylor Donahue tripped like um on the stairs like going up the stairs she tripped and the guy was like you're too drunk get out of here oh my god no fun narc yeah it was so lame it was a narc now I feel better that I wasn't like the only one you know oh and she tripped and not only did you remember it but you just told the whole podcast imagine how she feels I don't think she was embarrassed I don't think anyone saw her fall like I think she was more embarrassed that they literally kicked out a grown woman like yeah no no one saw her fall but now everybody knows on the morning toast. Well that's what you get when you hang out with one of the most elite podcasters on the planet is you have to know that everything is fodder for the podcast. Everything is fodder. Maybe she wrote into unburden yourselves. Oh we have really good unburden

yourselves today. Obviously it's Monday which means we're doing that. I also, um, I did my first show. Well, not my first show, but like my first show in a really long time. I did the first show of the end leg, the final log of my, no, the final leg of my dog. We call Theo, um, three log cronch because when he makes a duty, like it's always three logs. I just thought you'd find that interesting. But Ben told me, um, it's always three logs. I just thought you'd find that interesting. But Ben told me the other day he actually made a four log. Uh-oh. It was a lot, yeah. He must have been a TDT.

Two dinner tigs. Mm-hmm. And for those asking, he's feeling much better. Oh, thank God. We went to the doctor. They said, like, his antibiotics are helping. He's definitely healing. He can go on the antibiotics until Wednesday.

So for everyone who wanted the update, and for everyone who came to my West Hampton show, you're welcome. It was, Jackie, like, you know, every time I don't do a show for a while, like I have sleepless nights over it. Of course. And I always really feel like I'm really out of my depth and anytime I've ever had a successful show is like genuinely like a fluke and I feel so like disassociated from my art you know yeah and I was like probably the most nervous I've ever been especially because a lot of people I knew were coming because it was in New York so like friends friends parents Hannah Burner like people I know and so I was just like feeling embarrassed you know um it was so incredible I am and I'm not even like I'm so And so I was just like feeling embarrassed, you know? It was so incredible.

I am, and I'm not even like, I'm so talented. Like I'm so glad that I do this for a living because I'm fucking amazing at it. I swear to God, I was so goddamn funny. Like everyone there was cackling. Like there was a girl and I need to shout her out. First row, second seat from the aisle on, you know, if I'm looking at her, she was on the right. I thought she was going to have to go to the hospital. She could not stop. She was cackling, peeing in her pants. And it was such good energy to have. Like, I really can only see because of the stage lights, maybe the first or second row. And it was just like, I want to bring her, I want to put her on salary. Bring her to every show. I think she should work for the toast. I think she should sit in the studio and laugh at everything. She had an amazing laugh.

And it really fueled me, like, from the second I got out there. I was being hilarious. It was, like, an incredible show. Would you say it was in Cray-Op? I definitely would, like, for sure. And it just reinforces, like, if you haven't seen my show yet, like, my material is just so good. GirlWithNoJob.com slash tour. Come come see me I'm going to Portland in Seattle I'm going to Durham North

Carolina I'm going to um Huntington Long Island what's the show where's the show of the end leg that has sold the least amount of seats that way like if people want to go on a weekend with their friends and get tickets like where could they go that's a really good question and just like travel to a new city with the least amount yeah like and everyone can just like and like me and all my friends could get tickets and we wouldn't have to worry okay let me find it sorry if that's an annoying question no no it's not i get like um like this little chart you see i get it every couple of days. Is it a chart? A little chart. Oh, it's the Portland. Okay, looks like we're taking a girl's trip to Portland. Gorgeous city this time of year.

Girlie's in Portland. And I'm glad you're back on the road doing your thing. Yeah. Tickets available at girlwithnojob.com slash chur. Wait, what was that website? I don't think you've shared. Girlwithnojob.com slash sure wait what was that website I don't think you've shared girl with no job.com slash sure you should make a site girl with no job.com slash sure where you could just like where

you do affiliate links for av equipment you know what that wait speaking of affiliate links for av equipment I linked my printer on my instagram story I don't think I've ever gotten so many clicks on an item. No, I probably have gotten like more clicks on something in the history of all my swipe ups, but this must be top 10 amount of clicks I got on something. Can you pull up your analytics and tell me how many orders were placed? I'm so interested in that because by the way, my affiliate link thing is delayed by like a week oh yeah you get the numbers later I get the numbers like I posted something from wafer a few days ago I still don't know if anyone bought it I linked my printer once I'm gonna pull up I'm on this little app that

you do the affiliate links yeah I I did it too and because I posted about my printer and everyone was like what printer is that like who cares but I thought it was extremely interesting I wonder when I did it like no my printer is the best printer and now Claudia can stop being like a printer supremacist and making fun of me for not having one and I guess everybody felt the same like check out my story swipe up on my printer it was a gorgeous printer you got and I'm excited now obviously like that's the kind of that's the kind of Sunday I had like I was setting up my printer I cleaned out the studio because I know like you don't like the clutter so I got rid of as many boxes as I could but some things I'm still not sure if you want to keep um and I just was

having like one of those days I also was mostly getting my house ready for you Claudia is coming to stay with me if you're listening on a Monday today, she will be my first guest. She'll be my first guest. And I'm nervous. I'm so excited. I'm an easy guest. I think we're going to make amazing memories.

I just like don't want you to judge me. I don't know. Am I a judgmental person? A little bit. You like, it's not your brand, you know, but it's just like something people who know you know about you. And I actually wouldn't say. This is such an enlightening conversation, bitch.

I wouldn't say that the word judgmental is the right word, though, actually. You are, I don't want to say hard to please, because when you like something, you're very easy to please. But you're very just like hot or cold good or bad this is so enlightening not like oh watch like if I give you something it's not like oh I'll try this and see how it is you're like no I don't like it no okay I'm a creature of habit like I like my things and I want them all like the same way like I want my makeup like you don't like being uncomfortable no does anyone some people like would consider that

adventure you know oh okay fine sorry yes I'm normal okay I'm just you're you're not the easiest critic but that's fine I don't think I am I feel like I'm so easygoing I'm so light you're so not and I also happen to make an incredible house guest. That's what you've been saying. And I look forward to this incredible house guest. Like, I'm extremely helpful when it comes to household tings. Like, when I stayed at Olivia, I cleaned her house. Like, every morning before they woke up, I was like, oh, they were dropping Michaela off.

Like, at school, I was, you know, cooking. Well, not cooking. Cleaning. I was cleaning. I was, you know, oh, the towels are done. Let me fold them back and put them back in the linen closet. Of course, anytime they needed coverage, I'm like, Kayla, like, here I am ready to help. Oh, should we play some music?

What should we do for dinner? Like, I'm really like a sickening top tier house guest. I'm so excited to experience this firsthand. You're in for a real treat. And then beyond, like, you know, my company is just like, I mean, it's incredible. I'm hilarious. Like, you always want me around around that's what I'm really looking forward to I just I miss my sis and then Margo's also going to be joining us it's going to be fab Margo's going to be staying with me too with Margo's going to be staying with me too and I'm so excited for her

too and Magnolia and Theo you guys it's a full house Magnolias Bruno is having his lady love over he's been vacuuming all day. I'm like, Bruno, she doesn't get here for a few days. Your hair's going to get on the floor again. He's like, Mom, vacuum again. I was like, okay, this works for me. Works for me if you want to keep vacuuming. Speaking of people who are difficult to impress, Magnolia.

Magnolias. Yeah. Petrolius Corollius. Extremely judgmental. Extremely. And now people are going to message Margo like, cannot believe what Jackie and Claudia said about you on the toast today. Because she's not a supportive sister, so she doesn't listen to our podcast.

And in her defense, we do do a lot of podcasts. It would be hard to keep up all the time. And whenever we mention her name, and it's always positive, she literally will get a message and then she'll text us like, what the fuck did you guys say about me on the toast today so you guys are like constantly snitching and like creating drama within our family constantly or she'd be like what did you say about magnolia that's right magnolia magnolia speaking of margo she was like on an influencer weekend like she's such i know we say this all the time but she's such an influencer not only like is she influential affiliate link swipe up you know podcast podcast

podcast but like and we you and I are influencers too but like we never did like influencer trips like she does no we did we didn't not do that and we didn't really like have like a group of friends who were all influencers. Like we were friendly with a bunch of different influencers. Yeah. But there wasn't like this click. Yeah. No, this is like a new thing I think that the Gen Zers are doing.

It's very sweet. Everyone's so supportive of one another. We've always had friends in the community, but it's not like all of us got together and like took a trip. Maybe that was happening for other influencers. It reminds me of your comedy special, but those weren't the kind of parties I was invited to oh my god literally quoting me literally it's so nice to be podcasting with your number one fan it's so true but I do feel Jackie by the way like in a very small way I have like a little influencer click now like

Brian and the tailors you do you do I was actually but it's not as it's not as organized as the tiktokers yeah and snatchler is just she's one of them girls by lee brice she's one of them girls that anyways they all took themselves to nantucket because they were inspired by ellen hildebrand and they met ellen and they met ellen can I tell you um I never really sat down and thought like what does ellen held hildebrand. And then they met Ellen. And they met Ellen. Can I tell you, I never really sat down and thought like, what does Ellen Hildebrand look like? But if I did have to, I would assume she looked like Nancy Meyers, you know, coastal grandma. They're like very elegant, rich grandma. And when I saw a picture, no, when I saw a picture of her on Danielle Carolan's Instagram,

I thought she was one of the girlies on the influencer like she's blonde and like super fit and like stunning snatched she's like Reese Witherspoon vibe I was beyond shocked like beyond yeah sometimes knowing ruins it you're knowing who the author is even seeing a photos seeing their Instagram even their bio can ruin the whole book but I think but Ellen Hildebrand is actually not one of those people because like who she is is so wrapped up in like what she writes about yeah like knowing that she wrote it like Golden Girl is literally about her and that works yeah and by the way like ever since I started following Colleen Hoover on TikTok like I like I think it really affected how I read her books. And I like her TikTok. She's always making good

content and like giving the fans what they want, like sneak peeks at the movie, like things like that. But so after I think I actually did unfollow her and like Ellen Hildebrandt followed me on Instagram and I will not follow her back. Like I don't really like I can't keep up with with authors because it's it's too close. No, I like it's a door I don't keep up with authors because it's too close. No, I like, it's a door I don't want to open ever. Speaking of books, I've made no progress on Jeanette McCurdy. It's literally my Kindle sitting right here charging for the plane tomorrow. I will make a large dent in it tomorrow while on the plane to you.

But I just, I'm not like motivated at all. I can't explain it. I actually didn't make any progress on my book this weekend either because with my few hours of downtime, I watched Southern Charm and I am all caught up. And I'm just so obsessed. I am all caught up on Beverly Hills. Wow. So maybe at the end of this episode, we'll do a TV recap.

Well, why don't we do it now a little bit? I don't have a lot to say. And we just watched. And we have unburdened yourselves at the end. We have unburdened yourselves. I do say it. I do say it like that. And we just watched, and we have unburdened yourselves at the end. We have unburdened yourselves. Selves. I do say it. I do say it like that.

No, you say it when you say the Gmail. And I can't say unburdened yourselves without saying selves. And I'm glad that you do because I can only imagine how many people email their problems, their deep, dark secrets to an email account that we do not own. Somebody else had it. Unburden yourself at Gmail. It's yourselves yeah uh okay southern charm yeah it's so good i was reading twitter and like people were like this season

sucks if they're having an episode dedicated to a dog wedding and like in hindsight yeah there was a whole episode there was a wedding between patricia's dog peaches and little craig but like it didn't bother me at all if it were any other show I would not want I would be like this is stupid this is the end of Southern Charm like if this is what they're showing us it's terrible but it was honestly like so premium first of all the weather was like this rainy day everyone was like chilly with their coats the girls were like dressed to the nines Paige was there and I thought it was so cute and i i mean maybe because i would do that for bruno and magnolia because like they have that kind of one true love like this didn't feel weird

to me if peaches really is in love with little craig then yeah they should get married no one else on southern charm is getting married um also like weirdly the other people's personal scenes i'm just like so i just adore some of the cast members. Like a few episodes ago, they went to Austin's family home because his parents were moving out of the house that he grew up in. And when I tell you, I was just like so moved by the whole thing. And it was just like so cute to see him. Like he was coming home like with his friends.

He's obviously like 30, but still he's like calling his mom. Like, what'd you make for lunch? We're so hungry. And it was just so cute. And all and Shep and Craig were like helping them all move the furniture out of the house. And I just like, I love this cast. I love them. Yeah, no, because they're like actual friends.

And they also all have like interesting lives and backgrounds. And they're just all good reality TV people. Craig is the absolute hero of the entire series. Like the where he's come to now in his relationship with page in his business in his house he's like doing renovations on his house sitting on the porch with page like talking about how like that's where i want the kids to play like craig isn't messing around like compared to the other guys who are messing around like shep is ruining who one of the greatest girls yeah relationships oh my god i'm obsessed with Taylor. She's so everything of the sort, everything of the sort. I love her so much. And like,

it's just a shame because Shep can't give her what she needs. And so she obviously has to move on, but like, I like them both separately and I just wish that they could be together. But as you know, they're broken up right now. New favorite cast member, Olivia flowers. She's the girl who came on, um, as like a date of Austin's, but he's, you know, pussy footing as he does. And she's just like so smart. Everything she says, everything she does. I'm like, you're just so cool. And I just I love her. She's an amazing addition to the show. Her, Taylor and Catherine are like a little threesome and I'm loving their friendship. Oh, good. Naomi's back on the show. I love her her it's so great to have her back I thoroughly

thoroughly enjoy her presence just everyone all together is oh and next week we find out that her and Whitney kissed which is so oh my god so wild also I'm curious because last season Leva made such a splash she was in like every scene every conversation and like this season she's taken such a back seat and like I miss her and I want to know what's going on with her she talks a little bit about how she's like changing her mindset and just like trying to practice different practices at home at work in her life to like be less uh I don't know maybe have less drama so maybe that's why she's not involved in the drama but I enjoyed her presence last season and I would like to see more of her especially because it seems like she's friends with everyone I had also heard that there was a show in development for Leva um like a Vanderpump

rules type of show about her restaurants or bars or clubs um so maybe like she's focusing on that but then I would think they would give us more of like her at her restaurant to prepare us yeah no I don't know but I did I only watched the first couple of episodes this season so far and she definitely feels like kind of irrelevant but I it feels like it's an intentional thing from her yes definitely feels intentional and then Vanita is also a new cast member and she's just like kind of fighting with a bunch of different people she's like trying hard to be at the center she's trying hard and something that she did that I just did not appreciate is like she talked about how she had a hard time like having conflict with all these people because like in her personal life at home like she never saw her parents fight but then just like one day her dad left and because she

never like saw people have conflict she like doesn't she was just like basically blaming her fight with Olivia on her parents and it's like she had a conversation with her mom on the show about like as trying to ask about like what happened with her dad and it's like if this is the first time you're talking about it like on your first season like I don't like when people do that it's like you never had this conversation privately before and now you expect your mom to have it with you on television yeah it's a lot yeah and then one other person Madison LaCroix oh does she ruffle everyone's feathers I love her I love her too she's just so funny and I hope we meet her fiance on the show but apparently he doesn't live in Charleston yet so and she's also definitely like majorly taking a step back yeah but I don't

know whose choice that is but if you're asking the viewers what we think we want more Madison LaCroix yeah what do we want more Madison when do we want it now um on Beverly Hills I only had one more episode to catch up on and Dorit and PK threw this event for like a charity that they're working with. And they said the charity's name like throughout the episode, like probably 10 times. And all the women were talking about how like, it's literally the weirdest name for a charity. And it's like a really good concept. It takes people, you know, who are on the street who are falling upon hard times and helps them get, you know, their teeth fixed. It's like it's all about smiles.

And the charity is called Homeless Not Toothless. And it's just like a really weird name. That's, yeah. No. And like the women are talking about like how it's like a bad name. And it was really funny. And then Rinna, obviously, just like has a breakdown at the event dinner because she's like screaming at Sutton again, like being so crazy.

And then she has a breakdown and, you know, reveals that she's not doing well since her mom passed away. And like, she's not even mad at Sutton. She's just like, you know, spiraling. And I really feel like it's just like an excuse, honestly. Like she wanted her event on the show she guaranteed her charity no no the one from last week where she acted insane the rena rose so she

like made a whole scene there so she could guarantee that it would get on the air and then she uh like backpedaled so it was like a a fine episode nothing else really happened but i'm like so team garcelle and Sutton like I couldn't be more on their side if I tried yeah I'm so far removed from Beverly Hills I I do hope to get back there but it's hard now I'm like missing reading I feel like I'm not doing keeping up with my reading homework it's just it's hard well just know like Garcelle is taking care of it like she's literally on the right side of history for every argument, no matter big nor small.

She's just such a good friend. She's so right. She's serving up looks. And I just love her. Like I just didn't see her becoming my favorite housewife on Beverly Hills. Like so fast. She's just a fucking queen. She stays winning always.

It's just so nice when there is someone, when like things are happening that are frustrating on a television show,'s someone who's voice of reason like it is yeah 100 i feel safe knowing garcelle will handle it yeah and like we'll speak up for you yeah no and next week she gets into it with erica like she's she's making a list love that taking the doors down so that's a mini tv recap we'll get back on a better schedule moving forward. One day. One day. But in the meantime,

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Following up here. Can we say parsed? Circling back. Circling back on the parsage our first story it's actually very sad news ann hache has died at the age of 53 following her horrific car crash uh ann hache's rep told page six quote we have lost a bright light a kind and most joyful soul a loving mother and a loyal friend and will be deeply missed but she lives on through her beautiful sons, her iconic body of work and her passionate advocacy.

Her bravery for always standing in her truth, spreading her message of love and acceptance will continue to have a lasting effect. Early on Friday, Anne Heche's team told Page Six that she was officially declared brain dead, but doctors were keeping her heart beating so that one legacy could determine if she's a match for organ donation. It was planned

that they would take her off of life support on sunday uh once they successfully uh got her organs if they were able to i mean i feel like this all happened so fast um and i was really and even though i think we like knew that this was the outcome that's what we reported on friday it's like still really sad yeah um and it's just so crazy it's like a crazy turn of events that just happened so quickly and I feel like we the public was like kept abreast on everything yeah no it was so like when I saw the news on Friday like I was so shocked when I saw it and then I saw it again an hour later and I was like equally as shocked I don't know what like this is just you're right it happened so quickly also the

police are dismissing the investigation into the crash and and her death right I guess because if she had survived they would have like brought charges against her yeah wow that's so so crazy um so sad rest in peace rest in peace also a lot of people celebrities are you know sharing tributes and love and prayers but a lot of publications are like using this as an opportunity to like talk about her relationship with Ellen and kind of like how Ellen had her blackballed really yeah like I was reading maybe it was just page six but I think I saw it somewhere else too they were talking about how her career kind of stalled after her relationship with Ellen. One, because like it was such a brave thing

to do at the time too. Like she walked the red carpet with Ellen and was very public with their relationship. But then when they broke up, like Ellen, you know, went on to have the biggest daytime talk show and like she wouldn't have had Ann on her show. And page six was saying like, you know,

movie studios weren't going to have her in their picture if she can't go and promote. I don't think that, I think that's a little bit of a leap. It's a stretch. Like you can have an extremely successful career and never go on Ellen. Right. But they were saying like Ellen was telling people

like if you won't get press on my show, if you work with her. Yeah, I mean, I can see Ellen being a vengeful ex. She's a terrible boss. So like, I can see Ellen being a vengeful ex. She's a terrible boss. So like, yeah, I can totally see that being true. Because to be honest, I'm not really familiar with Anne Heche at all. Like she had all this moment. What I was reading was because we were too young at the time.

She had all this momentum in the 90s, was in like a few really big movies. And then after she stepped out with Ellen Ellen that definitely slowed down because I think that there was backlash from their relationship but then after they broke up and like in the 2000s she couldn't really get a foothold still right because Ellen you know was a powerful ex I mean that sounds like it could be entirely possible yeah which is just really sad yeah it's just like a terrible story a terrible ending to the whole thing i agree well our next story kim zolciak beerman's daughter ariana beerman has been arrested on suspicion of dui with her high school boyfriend in georgia this is fucking crazy yeah ari Ariana Bierman has been arrested

on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol. The 20 year old daughter of Kim Zolciak Bierman was booked at Forsyth County Jail in the early hours of Saturday morning after she and on and off again boyfriend Hudson McElroy were arrested around 1 a.m. according to public records obtained by People. She was charged with three misdemeanors. Driving under the influence of alcohol. Improper slash erratic lane change. And underage possession slash purchase of alcohol. She has since been released on $5,000 bail.

He was arrested for allegedly driving under the influence. As well as allegedly furnishing alcohol to a minor. And violating the conditions of his limited driving permit. He's also 20 for the record uh also for what it's worth she ariana is wholly denying the allegations that she wasn't drunk and that she was impaired um more so by anxiety because there was a fender bender okay so this is really tough for me because you know how I feel about drunk driving and you know how I feel about the Beermans like I'm their number one fan yeah um but I have to take a strong stance

against this and you know us Beerman historians we know like growing up Ariana was the good one you know she had like amazing grades she was a really good student like the girl the kid who always behaved so you just don't expect this from her of course we don't really know her that well anymore because the show has been off for a while um but this saddens me to see that she's taken such a dark turn and hopefully this is the wake-up call that she needs and thank god nobody got hurt it could have been much worse but i just cannot condone this behavior i'm i'm extremely disappointed in ariana i really am yeah this is bad i agree with you I hope it's a wake-up call I hope I don't know what she's doing we haven't really like I don't follow her and there hasn't

been a show in a while so I don't really know what she's like up to in life she's pretty big on TikTok but this is not the road to be going down and thankfully no one was hurt and hopefully everything is okay and let this be the worst of it and you should turn it around kim and croy are actually like really strict parents like she's gonna get in so much fucking trouble she should good she didn't have a door on her bedroom she didn't have a bedroom door for like four years because she was like snuck out once well hopefully she won't have like a car now but it's also hard to punish kids that are like financially independent and she's 20 years old so right is she a kid no she's not I'm sure they can get creative with the punishment well I was scrolling on tiktok

and I saw a video of Tate McRae and I thought it was Ariana Beerman for like while I was watching the whole video and I never realized how much they looked like oh that's so funny we were just watching a video of Tate McRae a music yeah we watched her music video she's a star yeah no her she's so great and the video was cute and her songs are great yeah um anyways not happy about this I'm not happy not it and you got to turn it around girl do better yeah. Yeah no like young people do stupid shit. They do. But this crosses a line. This doesn't say like this is who you're going to be but this is a moment I think in her life that she'll look back on and it's an inflection point and she needs to turn her shit around. 100%. I couldn't have

said it better myself. I don't know if she listens to the podcast but like it ends it ends here. It ends in Forsyth County Jail. Forsyth. Yeah. Get back to school. Yeah. Do your homework.

I was very, really very upset by this. Like I know her, you know? Yeah. I feel like she's someone who also will forever seem younger than she is. Yeah. Because you know her.

Yeah. Because you know her. Like the way I see her is really like 15, but we saw her on the show like as young as- Right. But to me, she'll always just be like Brielle's little, like little Brielle. A hundred percent. And I'm sure she hates that, by the way.

I'm sure. But doing stuff like this doesn't make you seem grown. No, not at all. It's really bad decision making on her part. Yeah. Glad no one got hurt. Same, of course. Our next story, switching gears, something a little more positive,

something we can all get excited about. Jessica Simpson shows off her toned legs in Daisy Dukes while debuting her new roller skate line. Obsessed, obsessed, obsessed. There's a lot to unpack here. Jessica Simpson has come out with a new line of roller skates for her Jessica Simpson collection. They're called the Roller Star Rockstar, the Rock, I'm sorry, the Roll Star Roller Skates, and they come in five sparkly, snazzy designs.

And Jessica showed off this pink sequin style. Then her daughter is also in the campaign looking so gorgeous. Her daughter Maxwell is also showing off a pair. And more than that, our cup runneth over. Kim Kardashian shared the pictures on her Instagram because they are mom friends. Because Jessica's daughter and Kim's daughter North play basketball together. It was so cool of Kim. Like Kim is actually really good about that.

Like posting like for her friends, their brands, even if it's like a direct competitor. Like she is so supportive of everyone of female owned businesses. And I know that her and Jessica have gotten close because of the kids, but I didn't know like that they were on that level. And first of all, I didn't even know Jessica launched Rollerblade. So it was like really good marketing for Jessica and they're extremely cute yeah like I don't know that I need a pair of rollerblades like that because I'll just like fall on my ass I'm not not gonna go to

the roller rink but and I want to I know I go to the roller rink in my Jessica Simpson collection roller skates I could see like you needing them at some point you just never know they're really cute and Jessica recently she like bought out her business right yeah also roller skating is just such a great pastime it's a great hobby it's a great workout I would say Ariana Bierman should get a pair of roller skates and go for family and go with her boyfriend and go roller skating and get a soda so can i tell you like i had the roller skating revelation about maybe seven years ago where i was like i'm gonna get back into roller skating i bought roller skates they were fucking expensive i bought a

helmet and i went to town now jessica simpsons are the ones that have two wheels in the front and two wheels are roller skates yours were roller blades right four wheels in the front and two wheels in the back. Hers are roller skates. Yours were roller blades. Right. Four wheels in a line, you know? And when I tell you how horrendous of an experience it was, first of all, my feet, it was like, you know when you go skiing? Like, my feet were fucking killing me. I made it one block before I literally could not stop, ran into a lamppost and went up face first into a building it's much

harder than you remember it's not fun and I'm just letting you know like it's not a premium experience okay so Ariana definitely wear knee pads when you go and elbow pads but I was also doing it like on a busy city block I would love to go to a roller rink I actually think that it's obviously much easier there it's slick and easier just going in circles so you don't really need to stop you can just like run into the wall and I think you'll be as better at better like you remember how you were versus trying to roller skate in the streets of New York City yes well also for my birthday when I was planning like a fun activity for everyone to do I was I was my first choice was a roller rink

they don't exist anymore. Like, I didn't even know what to Google. Like, what were those places called that were like half arcades? Roller rink.

Yeah. Don't exist. I was looking in New Jersey. Like, I could not find, there was like, oh, you can,

we have a rollerblading night at Brooklyn Bowl. No, like there's no roller rinks. It's a lost art. That's so sick. We should open one. And that's why like these kids are going and fighting at Six Flags.

Six Flags. Right. Because they don't have a roller rink. We should open a chain of roller rinks that are like hella toasty. And like you can get really cute pictures. And like all of the rollerblades are really cute. And it's like a bar also. It's like a fun.

But like could kids go? And teens? Rowdy teens? Yeah. Like no kids after. No kids under 18 after six. Okay, but like still, then what do the teens do after six?

The teens are not my fucking problem. Claudia, everyone is our problem. No. We're just trying to help. Give people ideas. I'm going to run a business that discriminates against teenagers. No, but like I just want to help these kids stay out of trouble, you know?

I know, but you know what? It's their parents' job, not ours. Like, we can't lose sleep over it. Like, you just worry about what Harry's going to do when he's a teenager, and I'll worry about that too. Okay, sounds good. Anyways, if you do find a roller rink,

get Jessica Simpson's skates. They look sick. They're really cute. They're Kim-approved. Approved. I was about to talk about how we love to see women supporting women but apparently we don't no we don't oh my god did i ever make you think that i did sometimes you say that no i'm like i am a woman who does not support other women like because my philosophy is like

what i should just support you because you happen to be a woman like no earn my respect bitch first of all yeah you support anyone who's worthy of support someone who's not annoying someone who's nice to me like my who I support is based on a list of factors that have nothing to do with people's gender I feel that who I support is based on a list of factors mostly to do with like whether or not I just fucking vibe what it whatever it is yeah no and like if I'm being honest like statistically I think most of the people I dislike for valid reasons like it's not internalized misogyny like this is that most of the people like I deeply hate like I'm sorry are women so I'm just not

gonna be blindly supporting women until I know what they're all about okay honestly like this is so honest of you and I like now that we're now that we're digging into the phrase like women supporting women and how we're just like supposed to. Like why? It's very problematic. 100% blind support just because you're a woman. Like no. No.

And that's not to say like if there are women that I like that I don't support them. Of course I do. Yeah. But just because you're a woman doesn't mean you automatically get my support what like what is your business what like what are you doing are you killing kids like I don't know but I support you because you're a woman no I need I just need more details on this on the situation before I give my blind support to a woman or a man or a person yeah yeah I'm just okay well you know what that's a perfect. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. I'm just.

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is taking her talents to the stage. The actress and country singer has just begun her city winery tour where she will head across the East Coast performing her original music. How is this news? Claudia, the whole article is like this huge press like puff piece, like quotes from her about how she wants to be authentic.

Okay, but like how is Chrissy Metz playing in a bar? Like I did my practice shows at City Winery. Some of them hold I think up to like maybe three, four hundred people. Like it's, this is not like a big thing. Like, OK, OK. Yeah, no, I agree. She has a really good publicist. Maybe you should call up.

This is Chrissy's Mindless News. OK, but Chrissy Metz is going from being an actress now that This Is Us is over to a singer. She's working with Kelly Clarkson's musical director. We've known that she's like had a singing itch. Yes, because Brian Kelly is her number one fan. He's always making me listen to her music. He thinks it's so good. She already has original music out.

Yes. Well, I mean, if it was done by Kelly Clarkson's musical director, it really can't be that bad. But no, she performed at the CMA Awards. Remember? Yes, of course. I think in lieu of Luke Combs or something like that. No, it was like a Luke Combs something.

It was really weird. And it was just like, you're not Luke. You're not Luke. You know me. I love when people follow their dreams. You want to wake up and be a singer? I've been there. Will I be attending a show or listening to the music on my own? No. But that's not to say that this isn't extremely mindless news. I just think it goes back to you. For you, it goes back to a hatred of This Is Us. Yes, of course. And you can't support any cast member in any capacity.

No, I have like developed like a deep hatred for every person on that show. Like Justin Hartley, hate. Milo Ventimiglia, like sorry, I just hate him. Okay, what about Mandy Moore? So she's probably, like, I hate her the least, but I definitely have, like, a hatred for her that I never had when I, like, the way I used to worship at the music video for Candy, like, the impact that had on me at a young age is real. So I have a hatred. And your favorite movie, Because I Said So. Because I Said So, Princess Di Diaries. Like her music, her acting, like her career is extremely important to me. Oh my God.

Only Hope from A Walk to Remember. Like and I never thought that there could come a day where like a part of me would like harbor some hatred for her. But then This Is Us came along. That you couldn't give your whole self to her. So I don't hate her blanketly. But like I have hatred in my heart for her along with all the other castmates. Okay. So

this is not for you but Chrissy Metz is now a singer so maybe she'll be an EGOT considering she's Emmy and Golden Globe nominated. Sure. Sure. Sure. Good luck on your tour

as a fellow touring girly. I know how much work it is and I'm I'm excited for you to live your dreams yeah try something new it's like and it's nice when you're at a level where you're like you know what I think I'll be Kelly Clarkson today and then you can just like call up her musical director right what if you just called up Kelly's director yeah I should listen to some of her music it sounds like it's country and it's Kelly. I would love it. Yeah, I think you would like it. Yeah.

Check it out. Okay. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? It's a little food news. Yes. Doritos is releasing two new flavors inspired by condiments. Have you seen these? No, but that's so funny that you brought that up because you know what I just found out and I guess like I never thought about it so maybe I maybe I like didn't know it but like

cool ranch Doritos like the seasoning on those chips that I love it's ranch yeah and that goes against your principles and your scruples yeah like I you would have to pay me six million dollars to like like ranch but I to, like, ranch. But I've been eating Cool Ranch, and it's, like, the same flavor. Did you know that? I never thought about it that hard. Right. I like ranch enough, and I like Cool Ranch. So is it, like, the same flavor profile?

Like, when you eat Cool Ranch, are you like, oh, yeah, ranch. Like, do you taste it? I've never had ranch. I'm going to say no. Like, there's maybe 10% ranchiness. The rest is all cool. Yeah, I just didn't know that. But sorry, what's the Doritos news?

Doritos ketchup and Doritos mustard. Ew. Doritos is releasing two new tasty flavors, some say, to fuel end of summer snacking. Doritos ketchup and Doritos spicy mustard. Sorry, that does sound better. Are the sweet and tangy options customers can crunch on for a limited time. Inspired by condiments, the chips are the perfect addition to any summer cookout. The Doritos ketchup is making its U.S.

debut and is based off of one of Canada's best-selling fan favorite flavors with a tangy and slightly sweet taste. Okay, actually now that I'm really thinking about it, I think these are two good flavors. Like Canadians fucking love ketchup chips and I've had them in Canada and like in camp I used to like dip my potato chips into ketchup. Like it's pretty tasty. So yeah I think it would be good. And people love those like mustard flavored pretzels right? Yeah love those. So I actually think both of these are kind of good ideas but they're like limited time. They're not like official flavors. I think it will depend on sales right like how it goes good thing we're giving them a little extra pr push i would love to try these we need to do a mukbang of like

all the food news that we discussed and like trying it for once and for right like have a taco taco like before they're gone. Yeah. I guess a lot of times the brands then do send us what we just voted out. Right. The Kraft Mac and Cheese. So maybe I'm just here looking for free Doritos. 100%. All right.

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trust, you know? Yeah. Oh, for sure. So Unburden Yourselves is our weekly segment every Monday. Did you do something embarrassing over the weekend that is literally weighing you down? Write to us and we will unburden it for you. We'll make you feel better about it, all right? Hey, Claudia and Jax. I'm down at the Jersey Shore this weekend to celebrate my best friend's birthday party. I actually met this group of friends through the power of the toast and a lot of us have known each other for a while. Wow, that's so nice. We went to dinner to celebrate the birthday girl and to my own detriment, I ignored the advice of Dorinda Medley and I had three martinis. We came back to the house and that's when things started to go downhill. I obviously blacked out, woke up the next morning to the news that I showed everyone

my literal butthole. There were eight straight women and three straight men who got a full view of my literal butthole. You might think that it only happened once and you may even think it only happened twice, but it actually happened three times. I was face down, ass up, spreading my ass cheeks so wide so that everyone could see my literal pussy. Everyone said it was fine, but I'm not okay. Everyone said it was fine, but I'm not okay. Okay. So I just want to say, like, I am the queen of doing really bad shit, like, when I'm drunk. Like, I show my boobs to, like, gay men, so it's, like, a little different.

But I don't know. Let's keep in mind that this is a group of people you met through the toast. They're obviously, like, party girls. They're understanding girls. And I don't know. I mean, I do know that, like, if they if they're toasters like they might be listening to this so maybe we can use our platform to help you like hey girls it's not a big deal it's not a big deal the girl who showed you her butthole is like having major regret about it so like just forget it you know it's not a big deal like it was a little crazy but like crazy things happen at the Jersey Shore you know yeah crazy things do happen

at the Jersey Shore and I think because it's the Jersey Shore, you get a pass. A hundred percent. That's just particularly crazy. But like, I mean, you know, drunk things happen. We've all been there. We're not here to judge. But that's that's a wild one. No, that's pretty wild. And I just feel like now that you've done it and you know how it feels, you won't ever do it again. Yeah, some lessons you have to learn the hard way. Right. And just be grateful that your friends are toasters because it's a special type of person. And now we can tell them, like, to their face, like, don't do that.

Don't make it a thing. Don't make it a thing. Best of luck. You sound like a great time. Yeah. Gotta have a martini with her. Call Claudia. All right.

Ready? Dear Claude and Jax, the other night I had way too much to drink and I thought it would be a good idea to look up an old coworker on Facebook. I had a giant crush on him, but it was definitely one-sided. Well, I found him, I sent him a friend request, and then I sent him a message to let him know that I once had a sex dream about him. What the fuck is wrong with me? He responded, but I cannot even bring myself to open the message.

To make matters even worse, I am happily married, my husband is amazing, and I don't know what was going through my head. I like how you just casually threw in that you were married at the end. Like, it is a really important. It's pretty germane. Yeah. And not drunk or anything. Just. No, she said she was drunk. Oh.

Not your fault. Yeah, no. I would definitely, like, open his message just because I'm beyond curious. I know. If I were her, like, I wouldn't, like, not saying that she shouldn't open the message, but that's, like, how I would be too. I would not be able to look at it. I would have to.

Like, I wouldn't have no choice. I wouldn't be able to. Like, I, oh my God, I would just, opening it, like be able to like I oh my god I would just opening it like makes it real that I understand where she's coming from and by the way obviously like actually I would want to like and now I want you to open it like out of curiosity what if he's like same on it no I've loved you for a long time you're the one that got away. No, I just think like, I just want to know. You really need to like, unfriend him, block.

Like, you can have no connection to this man. But first, you need to find out what he said. Like, just how does a person handle something like that? Okay, but Jackie, what are your thoughts on like, drunk thought, drunk words, sober thoughts? Like, is there something going on with this girl?

Like, maybe is she unhappy in her marriage? Or was it like, really just? I don't think it came out of absolutely nowhere. Not that she's unhappy in her marriage. No, I think like probably there's a seed of like, oh, she did always have a crush on this guy. And like then, you know, drunk you thinks everything is a good idea. And like, why not tell him it's funny? That's so funny. What if you just messaged him on Facebook? Right. And like, not even because like you're trying, didn't say hey want to grab a drink you didn't try and cheat on your husband you just like tried to do something maybe that drunk you thought was funny or that he should know like uh I don't think drunk words sober thoughts is always like one-to-one blanket

statement yeah I do think there is a seed most of the time not all the time because sometimes like I don't think the other girl is dying to show her butthole when she's sober right you know that's true you know that's true yeah no sometimes I like when I wake up from like a drunk night and I like think about like you know like an argument I had with someone or whatever it's like I don't even feel that way like why did I yeah that stance I agree it's not a hundred percent foolproof statement but I think it can also explain a lot of things for a lot of people sometimes yeah but so with this girl like I really wouldn't worry too much about it but just block him and on Facebook when you do block someone your messages disappear so you'll you'll

feel good knowing hopefully he hasn't screenshotted it yet just please um open it and please let us know what he said I'm so curious how a human being would handle that. Okay our third and final one is something I can definitely relate to. Hey Jackson Claude and bras and strass. Bras and strass. Where's strass? So this weekend I went on a short trip with my boyfriend and his parents. We were staying in an Airbnb and me and my boyfriend were sleeping on the pullout couch in the living room. After getting ready in the bathroom one morning I carried my dirty clothes and toiletries to my bag in the living room. A few minutes later, my boyfriend's dad says,

um, I think you dropped something. I went over to pick up whatever it was and I saw my granny panties on the ground. Discharge side up. Thankfully, it was the last day of the trip, but I am mortified. How can I face him ever again? Sincerely, a mortified toaster. I mean, if this isn't like my worst nightmare come to life you guys know how like I'm so insecure about my granny panties because it's all I wear um and I just think the lesson here is like you

really don't need to be staying in the same Airbnb as your boyfriend's parents like that's the takeaway I agree that's a really important lesson. Also, like, he's an older gentleman. His eyes probably aren't that great. I don't think he saw the specifics. No, but also, like, he's an older gentleman who has kids. As you get older as a man, like, you become less of a moron, like, immature. Like, you've seen a baby be birthed, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I agree. Like, men who are doctors, like, they're not incapable of, they're not, like, being, like, weird about body stuff, you know yeah yeah yeah I agree like men who are doctors like they're not incapable of they're not like being like weird about body stuff you know yeah is he a doctor I think that would be that would be ideal I don't think he's thinking about your granny panties I don't I think he probably just like if he's thinking about it at all he just feels badly that you probably are embarrassed so just let it go and I'm sure he didn't see the discharge honestly no his eyes really up close I have what as we established like near perfect eyesight and my I'm 29 and my eyes are getting worse like there's no way he could has perfect eyesight like that no and if he's standing up I'm assuming he's like around six feet and the

panties are on the floor like you have to be up close to like really see discharge yeah I think you need to forgive yourself and like Claudia said lesson learned. Like you have to be up close to like really see discharge. Yeah. I think you need to forgive yourself. And like Claudia said. Lesson learned. You don't need to be staying in an Airbnb with your boyfriend's parents. It's really close quarters in my opinion. Like it's not necessary. I agree.

Okay. Well those were three good ones. Three different ones. And if you guys want to be on next week. And you have something you need to unburden. Unburden yourselves. At gmail.com. And that was our show.

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