The Toast - S5 Ep116: Hound Dog: Monday, August 22nd, 2022

Episode Date: August 22, 2022

Elvis Recap Inside Bennifer's 'old Hollywood-themed' wedding at $8.9m estate (Daily Mail), Sarah Hyland Marries Wells Adams During Intimate Wedding Ceremony (E! News) (28:19)  Scott Disick's Lamborghini SUV flips over in terrifying single-car crash (Page Six) (41:46)  'Love Is Blind' star Danielle Ruhl files for divorce from Nick Thompson (Page Six) (47:18)  Olivia Jade Giannulli and Jacob Elordi break up: report (Page Six) (51:47)  Aubrey O'Day accused of Photoshopping herself into influencers' Bali pics (Page Six) (1:01:43)  Unburden Yourselves ([e-mail]) (1:09:58)  The Morning Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) NLOG Tickets Merch The Morning Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry (Book)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, millennials. How are you? I'm scared to ask. I'm terrible. Because last time I saw you, we were all together and it was a joyous occasion. And now it not only is it a Monday, we're separated. No more flamingos. I painted over them. I do that every week when you leave. I just put new wallpaper. You create a new mural. I put new wallpaper over new wallpaper.

No, I thought you and Harry were drawing it by hand. I miss the flamingos. I'm looking at them right now and they're like what about us we only got four days what about us by the way can i tell you that i've noticed you making a conscious effort to audibly laugh more i haven't been making an effort but my laugh evolves it's constantly changing. It used to be a cackle. Then, of course, I go to the tea kettle. During pregnancy, my laugh definitely changed. I think that's when it really became like silent crazy.

But I do want to laugh more audibly because the podcast listeners just think I'm a humorless bitch. A humorless wench. Wenchy, oh. Wenchy, oh. bitch a humorless wench when she oh when she oh well you were being a wench yesterday when um you stayed in Florida and I came back here so and you were being a bigger wench when you left my house um sorry Jackie that I am a literal like best-selling comedian and I have to come back I have a show in New Jersey on Thursday. Tickets available at girlnojob.com slash tour. Very few seats left.

So that's why I'm back. Like I'm not back for naught. It just, it doesn't, I'm glad for you that you're a best-selling comedian. Thank you. It really doesn't make it hurt any less. No, I completely agree. Like it doesn't make it hurt any less

that you moving to Florida was the right decision for your family, but it still hurts. Yeah. That's so true. So true. So sorry about that, but we're separated again. And this time it was really tough because I think I spoke about last time how I was like so upset to be leaving, but I had a trip planned the next week. like so upset to be leaving but I had a trip planned the next week currently I have no trips planned no which is so sad and scary I do hope that you come like once more and then I'm coming to New York in September I have so many things to do so many New York tings well I'm not like a planner you know I like wake up and I'm like I think I'll go to Florida for the week yeah what if I just went to Florida what if I just bought a ticket what if you just right so it's okay that I don't have anything planned because I'm sure I'll be

there soon yeah and then I'll be in New York and we have so many fun things planned so we do then also you have fashion week coming up I don't know why I keep like thinking of fashion week I guess like in some other universe I should time my trip to New York with fashion week but no I'll be there the following week no you should time your trip opposite fashion week but like all the influencers like they come to New York in September like they're coming for fashion week there's events there's this there's shows and just for me um it's gonna be the following week yeah no that makes sense it's like coming to New York during the UN General Assembly like it's congested there's traffic week. Yeah, no, that makes sense. It's like coming to New York during the UN General Assembly.

Like it's congested. There's traffic. You also need to plan your trip. I need to double. I need to check those dates. Yeah, the General Assembly, the city turns upside down. You should come here that week.

Get out of Dodge. I got to get out of Dodge. But it really was a glorious weekend together. I miss you already. I miss Harry so much. Like truly the hardest goodbye is the kids. Like I couldn't even look at you guys. I was just like, oh my God, Michaela and Harry.

Like truly, what are they going to do without me? Yeah, I think it's really hard because obviously like you and I FaceTime, you and I text, like I know how you feel. But when you can't communicate with these kids yet, it's hard to like let them know like I'm going, but I love you and we'll call and we'll text and like we'll catch up. It's just like sometimes when a few times Zach has had to travel with Bruno and it's like, yes, Zach, I'm going to miss you. But like, I can text you. I

can call you. We will communicate. Bru, where's mommy? No. And like in their mind, Bruno and the other nibblings, it's like, oh, auntie is abandoning. But it's like, noie is abandoning but it's like no actually I don't live here I was being kind by coming here you know but you could live in my house if you want to the room is yours by the way now that I've checked out five keys five keys for all it was a glorious stay five stars all around great bedding great privacy you know nobody was really like entering my room, which I appreciated. Great vibes. Great fan. Great lighting.

Great blinds. Great mirrors. Great closet space. Really? Great proximity to the kitchen. That's huge. Mm-hmm. Good stuff.

No complaints. Five keys. I mean, maybe like 4.7 keys because of the air conditioning situation, but that's more Harry's fault than it is yours. I can't wait for him to grow up and be like, Mom, my room is so hot. Like, oh my God. Crank up the AC. I'm trying to do push-ups.

I want it in the 50s. Mom, I'm trying to do push-ups. Like, can I get some air? Okay, maybe next time he'll be ready for some more AC, but we'll look into that for you. I'm sorry that it wasn't a five key true experience. No, you know what? Because of the lack of air conditioning,

I had to get myself a fan and that fan kind of like changed my life like curling my hair with a fan on is next fucking level it's like camp it's like camp but for me every day is like camp like whenever I'm doing my hair I'm just sweating and I gotta get like a like a standing fan for my vanity because I hate getting off a clamped while getting ready it's like counterintuitive yeah it is counterintuitive honestly so many things about moving down here feel like camp like I really haven't left the house a lot of the few times that I have it really feels like I have a period off that's funny yesterday and Olivia and I like

we made a plan a few days ago to get manicures because both of our nails were decrepit I hadn't had a manicure since New York I think it was like five weeks total and Olivia I don't know the last time she had a manicure so we got our period off yesterday and we got manicures and pedicures and we're just new women at least you guys like have an excuse for being decrepit you know you have actual children who rely on you for survival. I'm just decrepit, period. I just can't believe you don't have a manicure in New York. I feel like you were doing it like out of solidarity with us. For sure, for sure. No, because it's like we were all supposed to get manicures together like every day in Florida. Like if we ever had had time, we would have gotten manicures. So the thing is, is like I have spent three out of the last four

weeks in Florida. And right before I left for the first trip, I was like, oh, I need to get a manicure. And then I'm like, wait, no, that'll be like a fun thing to do with the aunties. Like we'll all go sisters manicure trip. And then it's like, oh, you guys are too busy with, you know, your children to get manicures. And I really kind of experienced the sacrifices of motherhood. So now I'm just left manicureless. Yeah. You got to take care of that for your big show. I know. And you know what else? I have stumbled upon facial TikTok specifically. This one place, Dallas Med Spa. I was up for an hour last night watching their ASMR

hydro facials. First of all, when you go to Dallas, since you go sometimes, you have to go. Like, it looks like such a premium experience they do derma this is not sponsored like they just have like a there's like this random one spa that has a huge presence on tiktok and it makes me i'm like in search for a really good hydro facial i want to get dermaplaned and that's kind of on my priority and i need a haircut yeah the place where i get my facials that you don't like they they do hydro facials that's why I go no I know Jackie was like I got a hydro facial this was like a year ago maybe more no it was more because it was when Cameron Westcott came on the toast oh wow so like three

years ago yeah but you know what happened actually so she came on the toast and we were like how do you look so amazing she's like I get hydro facials so then like hydro facial reached out to me because I said like oh my god I want that and they gave me like a store locator and they's like, I get hydro facials. So then like hydro facial reached out to me because I said like, oh my God, I want that. And they gave me like a store locator and they were like, just pick any one of these places and then you'll go there. So I just chose one that you personally didn't like. Maybe they'll reach out to you

and you could choose a different one. Okay, Jackie went to this place. She was like, it's amazing. I go, it's literally this forlorn closet in the back of a spot. It was like, you're so particular and very you have like high standards for everything so Jackie says the place is great I'm like oh this is gonna be five I said the facial was great I didn't say the place was great the place was unique I said the facial was great. It wasn't, you know, Guerlain.

I want like five keys. I want it all. Okay, those facials from those spas are enjoyable. Boo hickey. But they don't do anything. They put on cream, they take it off. They put on exfoliator, they take it off. They put on a warm towelette, they take it off.

They wash your face. Yeah, a hotel spa is not going to give you a gorgeous facial you need to go to like a med spa or like a real facial place but I also want like a massage the luxury some crystals they were doing like crystals like I want that plus like a good fucking facial yeah you know who you should ask who aside from hoping hydrofacial rates no I'm just hoping like a premiere that's why I brought it up up. I'm like, I just need someone to tell me, like, what's the best facial? I'll go.

I just need to know where it is. Okay, but if no one tells you, you should ask Skinny Confidential. Oh, that's actually such a good call. She's always getting a glorious facial. I wonder if she knows about Dallas Med Spa. I wonder, but she definitely knows of a good place in New York,

which is like sad because you live there. No, like the way I'm about to book a flight to go get a facial at this place. You have to go. Okay. Maybe we could go together one day. We'll add it to the list of big dreams. Oh, speaking of big dreams that came to fruition,

Jackie and I finally saw Elvis. Yes. You ain't nothing but a hound dog. Crying all the time. Tell him sis. You ain't nothing but a hound dog. Oh, crying all the time. Tell him, sis. You ain't nothing but a hound dog. Oh! Crying all the time.

Ay, ay. Oh, you ain't never caught a rabbit. You ain't no friend of mine. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do. Welcome to Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. I just discovered that the theme song for Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives is the very end of Hound Dog. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do. I'm Guy Fieri, and we're rolling out. discovered that the theme song for Diners, really good, especially Austin Butler. I think

Austin Butler was definitely living up to the hype. And I was surprised there wasn't a bigger conversation around the crime that was committed by Tom Hanks's presence in the film. He was literally atrocious. He made me almost want to stop watching, especially because he was just as much of a main character as Elvis was. And just conceptually, like the movie being told from his point of view, not my favorite stylistic choice. I would have made different choices, but choices were made. And Tom Hanks literally,

he needs a break from acting. I need a break from him. He needs a break from the work because he's obviously lost his touch. His accent as a Dutch person, I'm surprised there's not a petition going around Holland it was so fucking offensive god forbid they just get like a actual Dutch person because I think of all the accents like Dutch is very difficult like I get it Tom Hanks has neither the skill nor the

talent that he thinks he possesses because that accent was giving like Halloween town it was so bad he was so bad and I think part of it was his character Halloween town. It was so bad. He was so bad. And I think part of it was his character was like this moron. So like you were set out to hate him already. But Tom Hanks did such a bad job. I cannot believe that that is one of the most critically acclaimed actors of our time. He's obviously lost his touch.

He is nothing of the sort. He ruined the movie, dead ass. And I just think he owes us all an apology. Wow. Hottest take yet. I don't even think it's hot. I think everyone agrees. Oh, I haven't seen any really reviews.

I actually, when I was Googling Elvis, the man, after the movie, just because I loved the movie. I enjoyed it thoroughly. But it made me feel like I know nothing about Elvis. Because, I mean, I didn't know a lot about Elvis. But then you watch a biopic and you expect like okay I got the gist I finished the movie and I was like what happened with Elvis like I didn't feel like they told like his story in a way that really made sense and a lot of things like didn't add up whereas I'm sure in like real

life they added up like for me I didn't understand why he leaned so heavily on this big, ugly loser, Colonel Tom Parker, when he had like a really stable and loving home life. Like that's just typically not how it goes. But clearly there was something about his home life that left him open to this vulnerability for this like big loser to take advantage of him and make him join the circus, even though he already had upwards momentum in the music industry. Like that, I'm sure in real life, like obviously it made sense. That's what happened. But it didn't make sense to me as, you know, a novice and a lay person. It made me want to read like a biography about Elvis to get the actual facts.

But it definitely spiked my curiosity at Elvis. I'm just like, I know he's like the actual goat, but I just feel like he's kind of underrated. Okay, let me say this. My one and only true gripe with the film, like if I were to talk to Boz, Boz Lerman, a lot of things weren't adding up. Because my takeaway, if I had never heard of Elvis in my life,

my takeaway would have been, oh, Elvis is a big fat loser. Like he's a failure he sucks nothing he did ever really like mounted to anything huge he had so many like so much momentum and like false starts so I if you would have asked me if I never heard of him I said uh I don't think people would be talking about Elvis in the next 20 30 years that was the takeaway from like the movies were good but then they stunk the movies were good, but then they stunk. The tour was almost great, but then he went back to Vegas. So everything was just like failure, failure, failure. And I'm sure like anyone, Elvis's life was filled with highs, lows,

you know, successes and failures. But the movie just and I think this was really supposed to be educating like a younger demographic on Elvis. And I won't be surprised if the younger generation thinks Elvis was a big fat failure. Like, yeah. And I would have thought that, I mean, at the end they do say he sold more solo units than anyone of all time, which is like, I didn't get any of that from the movie. Anytime he was having success, it was literally a 30 second montage until the next failure. And I agree. I'm like, oh, so this guy never made it. He literally never left the country. He just like stayed in Vegas. And as he said, he like was playing in a mausoleum every single night. And it just made you think like this man lived and it was very sad and not very successful.

Plus then he needed $8 million. He didn't have $8 million. Did he never make $8 million? How much did his dad actually spend? What would he actually have been worth? Like, did anybody ever realize that when he was getting a million dollars a year for a residency in Vegas like and then he could have been doing a million dollars per world tour but like was Colonel Tom Parker right about the fact that those world tours would have cost so much like can someone just like tell us some facts yeah there was a lot of context missing especially as it pertained to like money yeah and just numbers and success and it just seemed like oh Elvis had some momentum they shut him down they sent him to the army he came back but he was sad and then he did movies but the

movies were lame I feel like they never really captured the magnitude of his success like especially the movies the movies is the perfect example like his early work and yes eventually he did so many movies like then it was just a factory and they weren't but in the beginning like there was a period where he was like the biggest movie star doing really serious acting roles like they just glazed over the huge cultural impact he had when he had it and just jumped and I know that they were covering 42 years in the I know it was a lot and that's why it was a three-hour movie but I still don't feel like they really accurately painted a picture of what his career was.

Yeah, I agree. And like some of his movies, I don't know if they said it in the, in the movie or I researched it after, but like love me tender is a serious movie. Like Viva Las Vegas. I know that movie Viva Las Vegas.

Uh, and I feel like he has so many more hits that he didn't sing. And I just felt like they, they missed the magnitude of Elvis but I loved the movie I'm having a renaissance with Elvis hot oh my god so hot just so talented so interesting Priscilla oh my god and she's from the society and I just love and I ship and like and and then all of us, they were so in love. They were so rock solid. We never saw him with another woman. All of a sudden he's kissing his fans.

He's fucking other girls and Priscilla's leaving. And she knew about other girls. Yes. Like so much context was missing. Yeah. And it's like, did Elvis ever have another love? Like, I don't know anything. Such a good point.

And I loved that you really got to. Oh, and there were a couple things they didn't touch on. One, like the fact that Priscilla was literally 14. Whatever. He was 24. Let's not talk about it. The other thing was like Elvis's Jewish roots. Like they meant they kind of alluded to it once at the beginning when they just showed him wearing a Jewish star, but like Elvis was Jewish for safety reasons. He could be a Jew and believe in God. Exactly. In his childhood, he didn't, wasn't publicly Jewish. I think, you know, it wasn't a great time to be a Jew. Is it ever? And he was very proudly Jewish in his career. None of that was spoken about. was very proudly Jewish in his career none of that was spoken about um so I just felt like there were like core pieces of his life that were just kind of glazed over yeah I agree but overall so

good Austin Butler so good I don't even know that much about Elvis or watch him but like the silhouette of him the mannerisms like sometimes it, and especially when it was far away, like it really looked like Elvis. I do feel like in some scenes, they actually fused their faces together with some sort of CGI when it was further away. But just like the shoulders, the walk, the costumes, it was amazing.

It was really amazing. And it was nothing short of amazing. It just then piqued my curiosity like now about Elvis so if anybody has any Elvis documentaries or books it just I just need one I just want to understand more about the man and I just felt like his personality was missing too like the movie made him seem like a big loser when he is literally like the coolest man on the planet right he was obviously like extremely outspoken and principled like especially when it came to like the coolest man on the planet right he was obviously like extremely outspoken and principled like especially when it came to like the Bobby Kennedy thing and the civil rights

movement so he wasn't this like shy doormat like he had a voice but then when it came to the colonel and maybe that's how it was I just would have liked to understand more how you he could have been both people you know yeah and how he could be so under the colonel spell when it seemed like he was a you know a whole person yeah and this guy's a literal like clown from the circus clown from the circus and we said this while we were watching it but what the fuck was the snow and the snowman? Snowman. The snowman and the showman. Like, I guess, you know, Tom Parker made it snow. And did snow mean money?

I have no idea. I thought rain was money. Seriously, I really think Tom Hanks, like, he has more money than God. He needs a serious break from acting. He's obviously overworked. He's losing his losing it yeah the star quality I also think and I'm usually not one of these people who's like if the person doesn't look like the character they shouldn't play the character but the amount

of prosthetics that they had to put on him to make him into it was distracting no and honestly like he's I'm like at this current moment in time he's not a skilled enough actor for the job like I'm sorry he couldn't do the accent and you know who I kept thinking and he also it doesn't come off evil like you can't you like you can't be Andy from Toy Story and Forrest like he just doesn't have the range to be all of them there are some actors who are inherently evil who's the guy you know the guy the Nazi Christopher Christoph Waltz he should and he could do Dutch I know and his German accent was perfect maybe he might be German actually I don't even know that's how good the accent was yeah Tom Hanks is too recognizable it just it was not a good call sorry not sorry yeah I agree with that I mean maybe the they wanted you to like he should be this like affable guy that you think

is you know in Elvis's corner that's probably how Elvis felt about him like this father figure and he's just not that he's nothing of the sort whatever they were going for didn't work Austin Butler was incredible deserves an Oscar nomination perhaps the Oscar Tom Hanks deserves a Razzie and that's why the movie was so good because it had both range I also am officially all caught up on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and starting this week I will get back to the recaps. I put up on my Instagram story, my full thoughts, because they're like, they required a lot of fleshing out. So if you're interested in like a really detailed analysis of Beverly Hills,

feel free to go over to my Instagram story. However, what I will say is that I, I would take a bullet for Garcelle. Like I am, like obsession doesn't even begin. And you know who's really, I think, becoming obsessed with Garcelle too? Like just drinking up her energy? Andy. Kathy Hilton. Ooh.

And these two queens together laughing about homeless, not toothless, was one of the highlights of my life. Not laughing at the organization, just the name. And Dorit was getting so butthurt about everyone. They accidentally kept calling it Toothless Not Homeless. Or no. Yeah. See, they were just having trouble.

It was so funny. And now I think I read somewhere that the charity is being investigated for misappropriating funds which is just great for the community um it was it was a boring episode but it's just so crazy how Lisa Rinna in a matter of like maybe a year has turned into the biggest villain and it's clearly intentional she I think has started to use this show as like a marketing machine because this week was a Rinna beauty event um and she was being her unhinged self as usual um when it comes to something that she is behind you know like her Rinna Rose now it's the Rinna

beauty it's giving like low budget everything Lisa Rinna does aside from like her behavior on the show where it actually just she doesn't really she's not acting like a good housewife anymore but for Beverly Hills being this like really elite rich like all these events she's throwing Rinna Beauty Rinna Rose like everything is just giving low budget energy um and it's giving Real Housewives of Orange County energy and I just think the franchise is above a lot of this stuff I I don't think there really is a place for Lisa Rinna any longer. And honestly, kind of Erica too. Because Erica, she used to be all that with the glamour,

but also all that with the drama. Yeah, and just the personality, like the confessionals, the one-liners. Now her confessionals, her one-liners are so dark and not kind of funny. Her life doesn't have that glamour and like her only real contribution to the storyline is being mean to Sutton and that's kind of what everyone joins the show and they're like I'm gonna be mean to Sutton and think that it makes me

interesting and I'm here to tell you that it doesn't actually makes you look like a bully and honestly I don't know how Sutton maintains her friendship with Kyle because the way that like everyone snaps at Sutton in an instant and says like low-key really fucked up shit and then moves on the way that no one defends Sutton except for Garcelle and Garcelle gets shit on for defending her if that was me if I was Sutton I would cry at every single event like even the smallest things that don't become storylines are so fucking mean. Yeah. I can't. Like and Sutton is no perfect housewife. But she's getting like the villain wrath. Yeah.

No, she's like a nice person. She's just quirky. She's just different and kind of weird. But there's so much injustice happening on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It's making it like infuriating to watch. Injustice can do that. Yeah. Injustice can do that.

So that's a little TV recap. We've got a great show. Five stories. It was the weekend. So we got some juicy ones. Yeah. Then we have unburden yourselves and they're quite,

quite shameful. I can't lie. Are they quite onerous? Burdensome? What's onerous mean? Burdensome. They're quite burdensome. You're going to cringe, especially from the last one.

Yikes. Big yikes. It's big yikes energy. B-Y-E. Okay. Well, I guess without further ado and without further talk about Elvis, it is time for the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

And today's episode is brought to you by Olipop, a new kind of soda. Tastes just like the sodas we grew up with, but unlike other sodas that are full of sugar, corn syrup, and artificial ingredients like aspartame, Olipop is made with natural ingredients that are actually good for you. They have amazing nostalgic flavors like vintage cola, classic root beer, orange squeeze, cherry vanilla, strawberry vanilla, and their newest flavor, classic grape. So I told you guys that I was really trying to cut back on soda. Olipop has been really helpful for that because there's so many good flavors that taste really similar to like iconic soda flavors. I'm obviously into the classic vintage cola because that's kind of my vice of choice. They're really good. They're

good for you. It's a great substitute. And if you're looking to cut down on soda or you're just looking for a delicious beverage, you know, to have with your lunch, check out Olipop that uses functional ingredients that combine the benefits of prebiotics, plant fiber, and botanicals to support your microbiome and benefit digestive health. The Vintage Cola has just two grams of sugar compared to a regular Coke, which has 39 grams. The Orange Squeeze has five grams of sugar. Orange Fanta has 44 grams of sugar compared to a regular Coke, which has 39 grams. The orange squeeze has five grams of sugar. Orange Fanta has 44 grams of sugar. Their products are non-GMO, vegan, paleo, keto friendly, and they have less than eight grams net carbs per can. You can receive 20% off plus free

shipping on your order when you go to drinkolipop.com slash toast, or you can just use code toast at checkout to get the deal. That's D-R-I-N-K-O-L-I-P-O-P.com slash toast for 20% off plus free shipping on your order. Olipop can also be found in over 8,000 stores across the country, including Walmart, Target, Kroger, Whole Foods, Sprouts, and Publix. You know we are pub girlies. you know we are pub girlies. Today's episode is also brought to you by ZipRecruiter. There's so many more things to do during the summer and you want to free up as much time as possible to enjoy them. So if you're a business owner the last thing you want to do is sort through tons of unqualified candidates resumes cover letters when you could be I don't know by the pool at the beach spending time with your family. That's why you need ZipRecruiter to get great candidates. They're doing the work for you and now you can try it for free at ZipRecruiter to get great candidates. They're doing the work for you. And now you can try it for free at ziprecruiter.com slash toast. So here's how it works. They'll use their powerful technology to find and match the right candidates up with your job. You can easily

review these recommended candidates and invite your top choices to apply. They have a complete suite of tools that makes it easy to filter, review, and rate your candidates. Four out of five employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. We have used ZipRecruiter for years. If you're looking to hire anyone for your business or any sort of role in your life, check out ZipRecruiter. It is by far the easiest and most effective way to hire. Soak up all that summer has to offer and let ZipRecruiter do the work for you.

Go to ZipRecruiter.com slash toast, and that's where you can try it for free. Again, that's ZipRecruiter.com slash toast and that's where you can try it for free. Again that's ziprecruiter.com slash t-o-a-s-t. ZipRecruiter, the smartest way to hire. Thank you, McClardia. You're welcome. You're welcome. Are you ready for our first story, the big news of the weekend, love is in the air. Ben Affleck and J-Lo got married this weekend with their big, big wedding. Their old Hollywood-themed wedding at his $8.9 million estate in Georgia, where guests enjoyed cigars and beautiful scenery. She was wearing a Ralph Lauren gown. Daily Mail has the intimate photos of the venue.

Also, there was a sign that said, Jennifer and Ben, baby, I love you. Heart and soul, let's get loud. I fucking love a reference to Let's Get Loud, the greatest song on earth. Catch me at a bat mitzvah, like losing my mind to that song. Something about Ben and Jen is extremely chuggy.

Yeah. They are giving chuggy energy. And I love that for them. I think it's like extremely appropriate, especially for JLo. She definitely like in her personal life exudes chuggy energy. However, I have become so fatigued with these two. Like I couldn't give less of a shit. Except I do find it really interesting that you wore Ralph Lauren.

And I kind of think it's really appropriate because in a way, these two are like America's sweethearts. Like they were at one point, you know, she's just a girl from the Bronx. He's just a boy from Boston. Like they really are that. And they were when they were younger.

So I would have thought she would have worn, I feel like she has a really good relationship with like Versace, obviously because of the dress. I feel like she did like a Valentino campaign. I feel like she could have worn I feel like she has a really good relationship with like Versace obviously because of the dress I feel like she did like a Valentino campaign I feel like she could have worn a lot of different designers and I'm sure anyone would have wanted to work with her and I never would have guessed Ralph Lauren but I don't know it's Georgia like it kind of makes sense yeah she also wore Ralph Lauren for the Vegas nuptials that pretty dress so it's just a Ralph Lauren moment for her I agree it is kind of surprising I could see it being like Versace imagine if she wore like the green dress but in

white right like for like the after party no she doesn't want that she just wants classic you know yeah because she's like chuggy she's like traditional everything about this wedding is just like Pinterest yeah you know you choose your aesthetic and and that's what you get it's they're not trying to be different or too cool they're just like two people in love celebrating love what is more chuggy than getting married on a house that is plantation style yeah that i mean come on did we learn nothing from Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds? Like, but it's his house. It's his house.

He tried to sell it a few years ago for like $8.9 million, but he didn't. It's 87 acres. And I guess it just became the perfect venue for their love story. And it was a plantation? Okay. Or they say it's plantation inspired. I think it's plantation inspired. I don't know that it was a plantation? Okay. Or they say it's plantation inspired. I think it's plantation inspired. I don't know that it was ever a working plantation.

It's not like an inspo that like I think we should be like, you know. Of course. Like who would be glorifying a plantation? Like that's honestly fucking weird. Yeah. Yikes. It's a big yikes. It's a big yikes.

And this will come back to haunt them. It did Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. It will a big yikes. It's a big yikes. And this will come back to haunt them. It did Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. It will JLo and Ben. But I also feel like even though I'm becoming so fatigued with these two, I also feel like there wasn't a lot of hoopla around this wedding. They weren't releasing like People Magazine. All the photos Daily Mail has is from some freak hanging from a helicopter. Yeah. Well, there was a no fly zone over the wedding. So like we really don't have wedding pictures. Daily mail has like pictures of the interior of the house.

It looks like pictures from when like the house on the market, when the house was on the market. And like, here are some of the pictures of the basement. It's giving realtor.com. Yeah. They really don't have, and daily mail is the only place that has pictures.

Like every other publication just has like red carpet photos of Ben and Jen. I feel like in a few days we will get the real photos at on the JLo newsletter oh you don't think it's going to be a Vogue exclusive no I really I think it's going to be an on the JLo exclusive and you should subscribe okay hold on because I unsubscribe she's constantly subscribing in and out of on the JLo so when she put the announcement on okay on the JLo I subscribed when she put the announcement on, okay, on the JLo, I subscribed when she put the engagement announcement. Then I'm like, wait,

I missed the engagement announcement. So then I unsubscribed. Now let me resubscribe on the JLo. She's got great SEO. She comes up first. Let me put in my email. So you'll be the first to know. Except I like never check my email.

I'm all signed up. Check your email for regular updates on news, special experiences, exclusive content, and more from JLo. Will do. We need that exclusive content today. Also, notably, your favorite person in the world, Casey Affleck, wasn't there, Ben's brother.

Wait, why is he my favorite person in the world? Because you love the lobster. He was in the lobster. Right? Let me tell you, if Casey Affleck came and farted in my mouth, I would have no fucking idea who he was in the lobster, right? Let me tell you, if Casey Affleck came and farted in my mouth, I would have no fucking idea who he was. Like he gets talked about like just as much as Ben, mostly because he's like a controversial freak.

But when I tell you, I'm sorry to this man, I have no clue what he looks like. Was he in the lobster? No. Oh, who was in the lobster? I feel like it was russell crowe colin

farrell same thing literally same thing i'm crying i don't know why i thought he was i'm like please don't slander my name casey aflac has been accused of horrendous things he's not my favorite person claudia loves casey he's just like one of those guys for her that shut up can't quit him. Jackie, please stop lying. Anyways, he wasn't there, which is weird. They're brothers. Are they even close? I think so. But he posted on his Instagram,

apparently like parental obligations kept him at home, which is very possible. But he posted an Instagram, a throwback picture of himself and Jen saying good things are worth waiting for. Here's to twists and turns, new beginnings and finding new reservoirs of old love. That's actually kind of sweet. Welcome to the family.

Get ready for some real dysfunction. Kidding. I am kidding. Jen, you are a gem. We love you so much. Red heart emoji. Okay.

So you're telling me Casey Affleck couldn't find a babysitter. I'm telling you JLo told him to stay home. Like for real. Cause of like his, He's like radioactive. He's been accused of like horrible things. Doing horrible things to women. I'm sure J-Lo's like get the fuck away. Hold on. Stay away from this

plantation. We have our own problems over here. Casey Affleck scandal. Yeah sorry. I know that there's a big one and I don't remember what it is that's why I keep being vague he was accused of sexual misconduct on the set of his mockumentary back in 2010 two women sued the actor for sexual harassment like I said from the set of that got it so um I always forget that they're related I I always thought for a while I thought it was just a coincidence

that they both had the name Affleck. Yeah. But I guess it's not a coincidence. There can only be one Affleck in this town. They don't look alike. No, not at all. Whatever the reason, he didn't show up. I'm sure J-Lo is extremely grateful whether she had something to do with it or not.

Yeah, for sure. It would have just overshadowed the whole thing. Oh, no, I think honestly the fact that he's not there kind of just overshadowed the whole thing oh I don't know I think honestly the fact that he's not there kind of not overshadows whatsoever but it's like a whole other article where was Casey Affleck um right I don't think she cared either way what celebrities you think were there I was thinking that this morning Matt Damon for sure yes Leah Remini for sure yes her friendship with JLo is like my favorite thing it's her favorite thing too she's always posting about it on social media I would do the same if JLo was my best friend did you watch

JLo's documentary so I don't know like her other close friends because she's like friendly with Kim but I don't think close enough for this what seems relatively intimate wedding yeah it was giving friends and family yeah but it was like 400k it was a big actually that's what daily mail says but i feel like it was more just just some security alone celebrity yeah security right well they didn't have to pay for the venue or the dress probably yeah they probably got a lot of free tings chuggy um also one, subset B in wedding news. Sarah Hyland and Wells Adams got married this weekend. Finally.

The cast of Modern Family showed up and showed out. They were married at Sunstone Winery near Santa Barbara, California on Saturday. Which Bachelor peeps were there? I saw Sofia Vergara, Julie Bowen. Like the whole crew was there from Modern Family. So just tell me if Sofia Vergara was like with, you know, Chase McNary, like who was there, you know? I don't know which bachelor people were there.

It's like not in the article. And I haven't, I didn't see anything from Bachelor Nation. I only saw from Modern Family socials. Yeah, me too, by the way. That's how I knew they got married. I saw a selfie of like the crew. Yeah. No, but I need to know if Sophia Vergara was at a table with Chase McNary.

You know, like that's just like what I find interessant about these two as a couple. They have been together, engaged forever. Forever. Three years. A three year engagement. But I don't think at any point people were like, are they? Aren aren't they I think just like they weren't really COVID couple yeah and they waited till they could do it really big and I'm really happy for them that they're married I'm happy for them too I think it's cute um love to see people from bachelor nation moving on up in this world

and I'm wishing them a lifetime of happiness. Me as well. But I do need to know which Bachelor people were there. I feel like there were not a lot, like just the closest of friends. Like Wells is pretty good friends with Nick Vile, right? Oh, good question. And what about Chris Harrison?

Interesting. I guess they'll do a people exclusive, you know? Oh, for sure i'll keep keep your people notifications turn them back on oh my god i can't with that their notifications i know you couldn't take one more breaking news recipe from the party no and they're always throwing queen elizabeth's name into a breaking news thing can't do that to people yeah because they want you to like oh my god and then tap it and realize, no, she's not dead. She just doesn't have the same color Hunter boots as Jennifer Garner. So sick.

Taking advantage of our time. Also, Jennifer Garner was spotted like out marketing this weekend. Good for her. I feel like she is an unbothered queen, honestly. Like I think the end of her marriage with Ben Affleck was so horrendous. I think she had a boyfriend like while he was, you know,

out getting help and their marriage was ending. And I think all she wanted was for it to be over so she could be with her mans. I think she's bothered. Maybe there's like a little bit of bother. I think she's only bothered because it's J-Lo. If it were any other person on the planet, unbothered. But he chose the one person that could hurt her.

No, not even hurt her. Does that invalidate their whole relationship? No. But one could think that it does if you're spiraling, you know? Yeah. I think she's bothered. But she, her image is very. Premium.

Premium. So she's not not gonna show herself being bothered whatsoever no she is like a tier of celebrity um very successful acting career behind her she gives mogul energy now I know she's like an investor in a lot of those like mom brands that are organic you know grass-fed bottle-fed things oh i gotta check it out but also she's just adored and her brand is very smiley happy lovey and you know being bothered by her ex's new relationship is not on brand so we'll never get any sort of indication but how could you not be? You know, she's from an era of movies like rom-coms, things like that,

that remind me of Jessica Biel. And I feel like if somebody doesn't say Jessica Biel's name every six months, I will forget that she is alive. Yeah. Where is she? I don't know. I don't know if she like works a lot or maybe she's just being a alive. Yeah. Where is she? I don't know. I don't know if she like works a lot or maybe she's just being a mom. Yeah.

It just makes you think. I literally forget she exists like once a week. No, like once a month. I guess she is similar to Jessica Garner. Like that time. Jessica Garner kind of also reminds me of like Sandra Bullock who reminds me of Julia Roberts.

No, Sandra Bullock and Julia Roberts I think are like a they have been nominated for Oscars you know Jennifer Gardner Jessica Biel like they were in that like rom-com type of would you say Cameron Diaz no she's in a league of her own I agree I fucking love that woman I I really do. Yeah. Does she have a book? She needs a book. That's a memoir I would read. She needs a book.

When I think of Cameron Diaz, I think of Katherine Heigl. Okay. They were both in that rom-com scene, but the queens of it. But Cameron Diaz was before Katherine Heigl. Yes, but I think in terms of similar careers. Yeah, I agree. The highest paid actresses for a long period of time without being at the Oscars.

Yep. But their movies have a lasting impact on our culture. And on our hearts and minds. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so that's all the wedding news from the weekend. Are you ready for our next story? Switching gears.

Yes, ma'am. Scott Disick's Lamborghini SUV flips over in a terrifying single car crash. Scott Disick's Lamborghini SUV flipped over in a car crash on Sunday. The talentless founder sustained a minor cut to his head, TMZ reported. That doesn't sound good. The talentless founder. Well, the founder is a good title. Yeah, but it sounds like he's a founder with no talent,

not the founder of a company called Talentless. Capital T makes all the difference. That's why capitalization is everything, kids. That's why grammar is important. Conjunction, junction, what's your function? Ooh, Claudia, it's a little early for these sensual sounds. Oh, yeah, take your top off. Conjunction, conjunction, conjunction.

You know who would have sounded so good singing conjunction? You ain't nothing but a dog. Big Mama Thornton. I get it. Frog, not frog. I get it. I will continue to sing frog. frog is really fun but anyways elvis would have murdered conjunction junction 100 literally at the international no not elvis elvis oh i was saying big mama thornton oh i was saying el, but they both would have killed it. Killed it.

Conjunction, junction, what's your function? Anyways, Scott Disick sustained a minor cut to his head, but refused medical attention at the scene of the accident in LA. The wreck involved only his car with a source telling the site that speed appeared to have played a role in the flip. Photos obtained by TMZ show his Lamborghini on its side just a few feet away from a destroyed stone mailbox in a ritzy neighborhood. The single car crash occurred around 3 p.m. Pacific

in Calabasas and no arrests were made as a result. A source told the outlet that Scott did not seem impaired at the scene. He did not receive a ticket or citation of any kind and he has not publicly commented on the incident. is this giving like a little nefariousness a little just like a little bit speed racer right three o'clock in a residential neighborhood broad daylight what what the fuck are you speeding for what the fuck are you doing right especially like because a lot of this sounds like ann h like driving in a residential neighborhood in the middle of the day going too fast.

No, it doesn't sound apples to apples. Because like she crashed. No, but like a lot of the details are reminiscent. Yeah. And you would think like after that just happened, everyone would be on like high alert. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck he's doing. But he should stop it. And he just has like a nefarious nature to him.

Yeah. At least it was only like one car involved. I mean, I hope like he's okay. And it sounds like he's fine. And if he wasn't speeding or doing anything, then it sounds like he could have a lawsuit on his hands. Right. With from Lamborghini.

Well, also, that's just a weird thing about car crashes like this how like you can like a car can be flipped and the person can get out totally unscathed or dead yeah it's so weird yeah I just saw a headline this morning about like this family the parents died their Ford F-150 flipped over and the the roof of it crunched like as if they were, they might as well have been in a convertible and they were awarded $1.7 billion by Ford. That's why I'm saying. As they should. This could be a lawsuit if the car malfunctioned.

Right, right. No, but that's like Ben's friend Pete was in an accident. You should have seen the car. Jackie was completely totaled. He's fine. It's crazy. It's like, how is it so one or the other? The parents were killed in that Ford F-150.

Right, right. That's why it's so important to wear a seatbelt, honestly. Yeah. Well, I'm hoping Scott's okay. But if he declined medical attention, hopefully he's fine. Yeah, totally. Are you ready for our next story, which is so crazy, considering the news of last week?

Well, not so. I mean, I don't want to overhype it. It's just interesting. Okay. Is it the overhyped slash not overhyped, like, interesting story that's brought to you by First Leaf? Yes, because you're going to want a glass of wine after hearing this. Do you like to unwind with our podcast and a nice glass of wine? Well, First Leaf is making it simple to discover new wines that you will love.

They learn your tastes, then they is making it simple to discover new wines that you will love. They learn your tastes, then they deliver quality wines right to your door. Forget driving to the wine shop and forget shopping by the label and forget overspending on bottles you don't like. With First Leaf, you rate each wine you receive with a simple thumbs up or thumbs down, and then their experts will send you personalized selections with new and exciting bottles in every box. They can recommend wines you'll love with a 96% accuracy. So as your taste

evolves, so will the wines that you receive. So I love to drink wine. I know nary a thing about wine. I just know what I like and I know what I don't like. I don't know any of the words. I don't know any brands. So a company like First Leaf is great. It's also a great price to constantly be stocked on wine. You know that there's a 96% chance that you're going to like it. I think those are pretty good odds. And if you're not completely satisfied with a bottle, they will credit you for another at First Leaf. It's wine made simple. Sign up today and you'll get your first six bottles for $39.95 plus free shipping.

That is six bottles of wine for under $40. Go to tryfirstleaf.com slash toast. That's T-R-Y-F-I-R-S-T-L-E-A-F dot com slash toast to get your first six bottles for $39.95 plus free shipping. Try firstleaf.com slash toast. Great. Thank you. So Love is Dead, you guys,

because Love is Blind star Danielle Rule filed for divorce from Nick Thompson. So Danielle and Nick from season two of Love is Blind were the other filed for divorce from Nick Thompson. So Danielle and Nick from season two of Love is Blind were the other couple that got married this season. We were just talking about the first couple to announce their divorce last week, Ayanna and Jarrett. And we said like, oh, Danielle and Nick

are still going strong and they probably always will. But then she filed for divorce. And I just feel like each couple didn't want to be the first. And Danielle and Nick held out as long as they could. And then when Ayanna and Jarrett pulled the plug, they were like, great, now we weren't the first. I think that the show makes you stay married

for a decent amount of time, maybe a year. And that time restriction recently came up. And that's why we're hearing about both divorces in the span of one week. You really think that they can make them stay married? No, but I think that they can force them not to announce that they've gotten married until a certain amount of time has passed. Okay, interesting.

So you think that all these couples broke up like a while ago? On their own timelines, but I don't think that they've been married up until last week, in a romantic sense at least wow maybe conspiracy maybe legally they have been married but separated living totally separate lives you know what I feel like Danielle Nick Ayanna Jarrett are since they are reality stars they were you know once regular people and I feel like they have like friends out there like if anyone knows why these couples split up can you let me know I'm just curious because like we I feel like we really got to know that we really get to know them

as much as you possibly can on a reality show you see like the good the bad the ugly of their relationships and I did feel like these two couples even though I could tell you what their issues were you know like he's this way she's this way we're different but opposites attract and they worked through it and I just like want to know at the end of the day what came between them what was it was it was it the dancing on tables was it the costumes in the apartment the thing is is that I agree with what you're saying as it pertains to Nick and Danielle I don't think that Jared and Ayanna were ever really a good match yeah but I think that they just really liked each other but sometimes you have to ask yourself is love enough?

Is love blind? That should be the next show. Like, love is blind. We're questioning whether or not love is blind. Love is enough. Yeah, love is blind. But is it enough? No, sometimes it's not. Like, that's what happens when you, you know, fall in love with someone in this, like.

Vacuum. Fake vacuum. Right. And then you go back to real life and in this like vacuum fake vacuum right and then you go back to real life and it's like we got bills to pay we have things to do that happens on the bachelor all the time it's easy to fall in love with someone living in a mansion someone else is paying for yeah yeah but then schedules and families like life relationships are hard so it's easy to have like an attraction to someone and have a relationship flourish in a world with no real consequences.

But then you go back to your smelly apartment and shit's not the same. Yeah. Especially when the apartment is smelly. Of course. And with Nick and Danielle, like I did find this genuinely shocking. And if I had to guess just based on what I know about them, why their relationship ended, I would have to assume it has a lot to do with Danielle. Because Nick was like all in, accepted her for who she was, and she just like could not believe that somebody wanted to marry her and loved her.

Yeah. And she was like self-sabotaging. She was. But he was a little, I don't know. I have to go back and watch, but I just felt like a little particular I do feel like this definitely kind of chips at the credibility of that was my next question because we're two for two on season one we're over two on season two does that mean we're neutral and love is blind is you know equally as successful as it is unsuccessful I don't know like the thing that really kind of set it apart

from all these other shows even shows on Netflix The Bachelor Love Island is that the first round like we got two really strong marriages and by the way even if one of those couples from season one now would get divorced I would still consider it a success yes I agree but agree. But I do feel like these two, but you know what? There was a lot going on in the world at that time. COVID changed a lot of things for a lot of people. Maybe I can consider it a blank slate. Maybe I need one more season to make my decision. I agree.

Fool me twice, shame on me. Right. Yeah. We shall see. We shall. See, we shall. See, we shall. Thank you, Claudiaudia also love is officially dead with our next story i just want everyone to prepare for this terrible news that olivia genuinely and

jacob alordi have broken up i know um olivia jade genuinely and jacob alordi have reportedly called it quits after a few months of enjoying each other's company and being like so cute and candid in his sweatshirts and in his socks. The pair enjoyed spending time together, says a source, but ultimately didn't want to be tied down to one another. Olivia is now single and having fun, quote, end quote, living it up with her friends. While Euphoria star Jacob Elordi is quote completely focused on continuing to build his acting career quote he's not looking for a serious relationship at the moment but he added that the couple hung out earlier this summer and are not currently dating so I just feel like you don't have to delegitimize the whole relationship just because you guys broke up and now you need

to be like we were never dating like do you understand this for some of us this is all we had like for some of us this is life or death yeah. Like for some of us, this is life or death. Yeah. Like you don't have to shit all over it. Okay. It didn't work out. Don't say like it was never that serious. Like throw the baby out with the bath water.

Even if that's true. Like, uh, I don't think there was one person out there who wasn't like here for this relationship. So just let us live out the dream still. Let me just say this. Even though I loved the two of them together, the vibes that I get from Jacob Elordi is that he's like really serious and like is obsessed with acting and art and like kind of boring for someone so hot mom yeah it's like annoying so um in a way while these two were so perfectly matched in terms of like looks and also like careers and vibes I think on a personality level like I think Olivia Jade is a good time gal I think she's really fun funny um and I think he's

like takes himself really seriously almost to a fault like I could see him just like going to the movies you know on a date and like crying afterwards no I'm like bringing a notebook and a pen yeah like he's kind of like a downer, but I think he will have a very long illustrious career. But I think he's probably not like the most fun person on the planet to date. Like, I don't think he goes out to clubs. I've actually never seen him at a party.

Yeah, I agree with that. A restaurant. I think Olivia's like living life. And, you know, he's focused on his craft. And that's like, is love enough? Is being so good looking and suited for one another and cute enough like no not if you have different interests not if you have different priorities no but I do think this relationship was great because it brought Olivia Jade like into this

young Hollywood kind of social circle and I'm very I'm excited I'm thrilled I'm overjoyed to see where this journey will take her who will she date next like of course Austin Butler comes to mind because Kaya Gerber of it all used to date Jacob now dates Austin there's just this kind of pool of very young very good looking very successful I would throw like Zendaya in there like really um like a fabulous she's wiped up but I know I hear what you're saying yes but she used like was spotted with Jacob Elordi like they're all kind of connected and now Olivia's in that crew and I think it's very exciting for her potential new suitors and I'm excited to see I'm gonna add her to the list I'm gonna add Jacob to the list and let's see if there's anyone on there that we already think okay would be good for her and age appropriate

because I believe she's about 23 Chris Evans too old uh Shawn Mendes Done Done Signed Sealed Delivered That is cute That is cute And age appropriate

I think he's like 28, 29 Yeah Great Maybe Jacob Elordi Oh no Addison Rae is like In a really serious

Relationship I don't know why She's on this list Yeah that's a good call I just love her. I want to put her on every list. Me too. And I'm really feeling for her.

I know you're not totally abreast on what's going on, but her father needs to... He's continuing to make waves. And he was just recently... I saw a picture of him making out with this girl. And she's this influencer. Her name is Ava Louise. She was the one who licked the toilet

bowl at the start of COVID remember okay she's also the one who like made up the rumors about Kanye West and Jeffree Star like she's like a professional troll and she's has had like public beef with Addison she's like kind of like I think bullied Addison online and now her dad is like making out with her like he's I could vomit her. Like he's- I could vomit. After she licked the toilet. I could vomit. No, he's really like being a complete disgrace. And I think everyone has always had a weird feeling about him, the way he kind of rode his daughter's coattails,

like under the guise of protecting her. Like, yeah, I'm going to move to LA with you to protect you from this evil Hollywood. It's very Colonel Tom Parker. Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if he was stealing from her, honestly. Yeah, for sure. I just, I love Addison. I miss her.

She's having an amazing time in Italy, it looks like. I hope that she- I saw she was in Tel Aviv. No way. I think her boyfriend, because then I was thinking, why is she in Tel Aviv? Her boyfriend's name is like Omar or Omer, which kind of gives like Israeli vibes.

Maybe he's Israeli. Is Omer, so's was the drummer for mgk or travis i have literally no idea who this man is okay no he's not a drummer sorry but he's in the band with one of them no clue but they're on tour and omer's in italy and teliv with Addison. I have no idea. Makes you think. Okay, well, thinking of Olivia, Jade and Jacob Elordi. Oh, and I just wanted to go on a tangent because it reminded me,

just talking about like prominent young male actors. When, after we watched Elvis, we were doing some more deep dives and I was reading articles about all the people who were up for the role. Obviously we know Harry Styles, we really wanted the part. Baz was like, no, austin you're too harry for this role but also who auditioned for the role and was close to getting it was miles teller and ansel elgort and even though

austin butler was perfection and the role was meant for him and it was meant to be his like i do think miles teller would have done an incredible job. Does Miles sing? I could see him carrying a tune. I could see it. Okay, because I think that's important. That was like a fun fact about Austin Butler that I didn't know. And the thing, let me tell you why Austin Butler was perfect for it. And the only reason I don't know if Miles would have been good for it. Part of the reason why Austin Butler was perfect for it and the only reason I don't know if Miles would have been

good for it. Part of the reason why Austin Butler was so good is one, because to most people he's a nobody. So his face was totally unrecognizable and you could really see him as Elvis. Miles is the biggest movie star in the world currently. Secondly, Austin Butler had literally nothing going on. He was able to study Elvis for three years because he was pretty much an out-of-work actor. Miles Teller is booked busy on the books. He couldn't just like be a recluse and he has like a wife and a family. Like he couldn't just, you know, fall off the face of the earth for three years to study all of Elvis's hand gestures and facial mannerisms. Only someone with no life could have done that like Austin Butler.

And now it paid off for him in spades and he will have a life moving forward. He's got a girlfriend. He's got all these things now. But before that, he was like a nobody with no life and it was perfect. That is a very good point. I agree.

I just, I actually think that if you did him all up, Miles Teller actually looks more like Elvis than Austin Butler. But that's fine. And also I'm sure at the time, like Miles was bummed to lose the role. I imagine, you know, it's the role a million girls would kill for. But I think at the same time that this was being shot,

so was Top Gun Maverick because they're out around the same time. And like Miles was meant to be on the beach in Top Gun Maverick. So I'm sure now he's like, everything happens for a reason. Like I was meant for this. But it's nice for Miles to know that no matter how it went,

like he was going to be topping the box office charts no matter what. Yeah, no, it's nice to see everyone got what they wanted. Yeah, because it's the one they got. Good, because it's the one you got. Yeah. Also, do you remember when Austin Butler was in Australia in the beginning of filming this movie? He had just broken up with Vanessa Hudgens.

Then he was spotted like canoodling with Olivia de Gange, who is Priscilla in the movie. And she's also from the society. She, spoiler alert, makes the poison pie. And I don't know if I realized at the time that she was going to be Priscilla. And like, so they were actually getting romantic while they were filming, which I think gives the movie even more of a je ne sais quoi but of course if Austin Butler is method acting he has to romance Priscilla wait can I tell so true by the way can I tell you who also popped into my mind is like a potential um good like maybe at a certain point in time,

he would have been good. I don't think he's tall enough, but I think like maybe like if the movie had been made five or six years ago, Zac Efron would have been a great, he's so musically talented. He's such a good dancer and he can carry a franchise.

Now I think he might've aged out of being like a good candidate but he definitely comes to mind as someone who his name was definitely like tossed in for even a brief moment I I love Zac Efron like I always have the more time that passes I love him more and more I love his projects I love his. He doesn't have Elvis's build. And for that reason, like, I don't think I could see it. But I just watched a trailer for the new movie he has coming out called The Greatest Beer Run Ever. Yeah. And it looks so good. And I just love Zac Efron. I love Zac Efron, too.

He's so talented. And this movie looks so good. I can't wait to see it. He's a p-jom of all p-joms. And I have nothing but respect for him especially after what he did with Greatest Showman. Yeah I just love him. I could talk about him all day. No me too maybe we should do a Patreon episode all about Zac Efron. I would love that. I would love it because I just need to be reminded of all his good work. Yeah. Are you

ready for our fifth and final story that's like really crazy okay Aubrey O'Day has been accused of photoshopping herself into influencers belief with this story I saw it on TikTok somebody had all the side by sides of Aubrey's Instagram versus like the pictures she allegedly photoshopped herself into. I'm obsessed. Yes. Also obsessed with this leading line from page six. Another O'Day, another Photoshop scandal involving Aubrey O'Day. That's funny.

So a little over a year ago, the former Dan and McCain member announced she was leaving the U.S. to start a new life abroad. She found herself in some hot water for flooding her newly private Instagram feed with allegedly altered vacation photos. The pictures in question, which began occupying space on the singer's grid immediately after her July 2020 move, show the blonde bombshell posing seductively on unbelievably perfect beaches, wearing body-clinging cutout clothing in lush rainforests, and holding vigorous yoga poses on top of picturesque rocks. According to O'Day's geotags, almost all of the images were taken in Bali. However, social media users aren't buying it.

A TikTok user whose name is Sophie believes the pop star went on this vacation around Bali just by just Photoshopping herself into pictures. It's truly like every single picture Sophie noted as several of O'Day's posts flashed across the screen. I don't even know if she went to Indonesia like at all. If you look at the pictures, they're perfect photos and then Aubrey is copy and pasted across the screen. I don't even know if she went to Indonesia, like, at all. If you look at the pictures, they're perfect photos, and then Aubrey is copy and pasted onto the photo.

They are so Photoshopped. Like, obviously, they're edited if she even is on a swing in Bali, but it really looks like she's not. The lighting is so off, like, from the picture of her to the background picture. Like, she's not there where the fuck is Aubrey O'Day it is unclear if she ever actually made it to the airport to go to Bali because she did not take these pictures herself they are all photoshopped like it's like google

images and then just like Canva Pro put Aubrey in Bali. And this is like one of the most embarrassing things that can happen to a celebrity. Do you remember when Shay Mitchell got called out? And for me, like Shay Mitchell has accomplished so much. I think base her travel line is so successful. The stuff is so cute, but I will always remember that one thing about her. It's like the most embarrassing thing that a celebrity can be accused of. Yeah. I think there's two social media faux pas. One, taking a picture from Google Images or from another influencer and like passing it

off as, you know, your own. There's a difference between like, yes, you're posting to be like inspo, you know, I love this vibe. Like, and then, you know, obviously, but acting as if that's where you are when you're not and you're just like home sitting on your couch is yikes and also I forgot who it was who did this when it's like you're on a commercial plane but you're like pretending like it's private oh bow wow I remember that too see those things stick with you because it's so embarrassing

it's mortification at its finest but the thing is with aubrey o'day like i don't think her brand is gonna suffer that much because i don't think her brand is that special yeah no i think it's fine honestly it's great that she's in the news i think it's hilarious but what makes what compounds the story are the captions here's a here's a quote from you know her in front of a green screen. I believe if we embrace complexity and its layered conflicting existence, we become more free. Free from manipulation, free from needing to control others' behaviors

to make us happy, free from the stories we make up to explain the things that do not come simply. Most of the time there's no clear answer. Here, wait. Clarity is in the complexity. Put that on Canva Pro. The quicker you desire and embrace this idea of clarity versus viewing it as a singular destination,

the closer you will get to flowing in your natural current. Okay, so when you look up word salad in the dictionary, this is it. Like that's just a bunch of words put together that mean zilch, zero, nada. 100%, like these are like celebrity buzzwords like peace complex construct layer the closer you will get to flowing in your natural current the fuck does that mean seriously no but i want to flow in my natural current you know what i think i'm going to do do this weekend flowing my natural current yeah i love

that for you i think you'll really find clarity in the complexity hi anyways this is so embarrassing wherever you are aubrey i i thank you for the joy that this story has brought where in the world is aubrey oh day literally like did she ever go to Bali? This off-the-grid life hasn't begun? If she went to Bali, she would at least have her own photos of Bali that she could put herself into. That's something. But when people can find, you know, the original photo,

the influencer who you superimposed yourself, like, this is a whole new level. It's just so unreal and insane. And it's so dumb because she's geotagging the locations that these other influencers have posted at so it's really not hard for people to find the original photo that she copied yeah I'm surprised no one put this together sooner like I guess there are some people people wake up every day and think about Aubrey O'Day but like if some like if Kim Kardashian posted one of these pictures people

would be like girl you photo like she can't even post a picture and swap out stormy for true. And people like match up the outfits in there. Like the lighting on this one is off. Like she wasn't actually there and they were right. You know, if she really superimposed herself into a destination, she was not up. But well,

that's the difference between Aubrey O'Day and Kim Kardashian. Seriously. Like nobody cares about Aubrey O'Day. And that's why it took weeks for people to realize she never went to bali and all of her photos were fake but it's like over a year if it is started in june 2021 okay so like that's further proof of how irrelevant she is honestly and that's that's really sad honestly that makes me sad maybe it was if i was aubrey this is how I'd play this. If Aubrey's PR is listening, like I wanted to see like how, I wanted to show how fake social media is. And from the pictures to the caption is fake too.

And nobody called it out for over a year. And that's on you guys. And you guys are fools. Yeah. And she'll say like, I've actually been filming this whole thing for a documentary. And then the documentary never comes out. But like nobody remembers. It was a social experiment.

Right. Yad, welcome. So those are the fast five. It is Monday, which means we're doing Unburden Yourselves, which is our Monday segment where people write in embarrassing things that happened to them in the last week, and we just kind of help alleviate that burden. We're going to take it on for you, and you can officially set it free.

So anything from work to friends, anything you can write in to unburdenyourselves at gmail.com. It's unburdenyourselves at gmail.com. I don't know if they understand. It's unburdenyourselves. And it is brought to you by Upside. From cringing at the pump to getting an eye-popping check at your favorite restaurant, inflation is hitting us all where it hurts, and it really hurts.

That's why we have started using Upside, an incredible app for anyone who buys gas, groceries, or dines out. With every purchase, we are earning cash back thanks to Upside. The app is so easy to use, and it doesn't have this too good to be true element. It really works like a no-brainer. You'll get all this cash back, and you can use it on anything. Personally, I'll probably use it on food, but like it's up to you. To get started, download the free Upside app and you can use our promo code TMT5. That's TMT, the number five. And get $5 or more cash back on your first purchase of $10 or more.

Next, you can claim an offer for whatever you're buying on Upside. Check in at the business, pay as usual with a credit card or debit card, and just get paid. In comparison to credit card rewards or loyalty programs, you can earn three times more cash back with Upside. They are earning users more than a million dollars a week. They have a 4.8 star rating on the app store. It is a no-brainer for you. It is easy. Get cash back. Have your money work for you. And it's just like a premium experience without you having to do much, which is my favorite. Download the free Upside app and use promo code TMT5 to get $5 or more cash back on your first purchase of $10 or more. That's $5 or more cash back on your first purchase of $10 or more using promo code TMT5. All right, ready to unburden some peeps?

Ready. Hello, Jackson Claude. A few weeks ago, I took the bar exam. The testing center was far away from my house, so I had to stay in a hotel. The whole two days were really stressful and overwhelming, to say the least. At the end of the day, I went to go get dinner and went back to my room. I was looking at my phone, so I didn't pay attention to where the elevator got left me off. So I went to what I thought was my room, and I tried to use my room key. It didn't work, and instead, a woman opened the door and looked at me confused. If it was any other normal time I would have apologized and realized that I was on the wrong floor but because I was so unwell from the stress of the bar exam I thought that she was in my room. I legitimately argued with her that she was in my room. She said she wasn't and shut the door to which I knocked

again and again and told her she was in my fucking room. She then closed the door on me and I heard her say to someone in the room some girl thinks this is her room. the fuck eventually someone waiting for the elevator nearby overheard asked if I needed help and then explained what floor I was on I was so embarrassed and I cannot stop thinking about it here's the thing why you don't need to feel any sort of like stress about this you'll literally never see this woman again that's why hotels are great you know everyone is just a stranger passing in the night literally you'll never see this woman again. That's why hotels are great. You know, everyone is just a stranger passing in the night. Literally, you'll never see this woman again. Don't think too, too thoughts of it. But you've also gifted this woman. Like everyone has a funny story about a hotel. Like Ben, one time at a wedding, there was another guest at the wedding named Ben Soffer, but spelled S-O-F-E-R. We were

all staying at the same hotel. Ben's flight was delayed. We're all at the Shabbat dinner for the wedding. Ben goes into Ben and Mira Safar's room, takes a shower, gets out of the shower, goes into the bathroom. On the counter it's like all these cosmetics but like for like an older woman. They're an older couple. And Ben knows like my makeup. I have the same kind of pouches that I bring with me. And it's at that point that he realizes naked while in this other person's bathroom that he's in the wrong room. Thankfully, we were all at the Shabbat dinner, nobody saw it. And by the way, anytime we were at the meet and greet in Florida, someone came up, they were like, Oh, my cousin Ben and Mira Safar. Like, they know the story. They know the story. You know the story.

They think it's so funny. Everyone has a hotel story that like is their drink, like their dinner table story yeah so you gave them that they should be grateful you'll never see them again no harm no foul no harm no foul like yeah if it were me I would think back on it and cringe like you really thought you were so right and it's just funny like you weren't but it's really not a big deal it's not like you did anything horrible aside from arguing you know insisting it's your room it's not like you barged in you know whatever Iing it's your room it's not like you barged in you know whatever I think it's totally fine it's just really funny and congrats

on taking the bar like yeah don't let that you know awkward moment override this huge success in your life mazel tov mazel tov that's what we should be saying mazel tov there is nothing wrong with that like it's totally fine it's just like an awkward thing. It's funny. All right, second up. Hello, Jackson Claude. Hey. I am mortified and I need to end my burden. Last week in a small group meeting, I had to share my screen to review some content.

Uh-oh. Whenever I share. I literally am shuddering. Screen sharing is so scary. Horrible. Whenever I share my screen, I'm always sure to only share a specific browser or application instead of the whole screen for privacy purposes during the meeting i messaged my co-worker to vent about someone in the meeting no well unbeknownst to me i was sharing my entire

screen and the person and everyone else in the meeting saw the whole conversation the worst part was that i was bitching about the person multitasking while I was speaking while I was clearly doing the same thing. The person I was venting about pulled me aside after the meeting to discuss what they saw and was extremely kind

and reasonable about the situation. Nothing extremely nefarious was said and I apologize profusely but I still want to crawl into a hole and die.

In these situations you have to think about how much worse it could have been. You could have said this fucking ugly wench and her disgusting smelly breath like the things you really think of her thank god you were only complaining about like something kind of fair you felt disrespected yes it could have been so much worse and honestly if it was any worse like you actually would have to leave the company this is that would be so horrible. I'm in so much pain, but you know what?

You were just like being like a workplace Karen, like she's multicast, whatever. It's fine. It's not a big deal. It could have been worse. And I just need, we all need to use this as an opportunity to learn from this. Because if you're listening to this episode,

this cannot happen to anyone ever again. Let us, it won't be a mistake if the hundreds of thousands of millions of people listening right now learn from this and we all double check when we're sharing our screens yeah and when our screen is being shared like don't be doing anything no even if even if you only shared chrome yep you should make sure that email message slack everything is shut down until your share is off yeah no I don't do anything that you wouldn't share don't do anything that you wouldn't want the whole room seeing if in that meeting if

at any point in the meeting you are screen sharing because obviously one mistakes happen but two sometimes technology gets a mind of its own and all of a sudden your texts are on the tv so if you are ever screen sharing in a meeting please let this be a lesson do not do anything else all you think about is everyone seeing all of the things on your computer during the meeting thank you a hundred percent and so to this girl that this happened to you it could have been worse but everyone listening take this as a warning and for the person that has happened to we need to thank you for giving us cause to issue this warning so thank you you've done us a public service while it could have even been worse for you. So at the end of the day, everything's okay.

You've done a great service to your fellow toasters and we are in your debt. We are. Okay. Hello, Jax, Claude, Raz, and Strax. And you're saying this one is more onerous than the last one. Oh, Claude, I don't know if I can handle it.

This one's pretty bad. Over the weekend, I dragged my boyfriend and some other friends to go to a strip club with me. I had never been to one, and honestly, I just wanted to check it out. We had so much fun, and the girls were so nice. When we had first gotten to the club, I had taken a cute, like, aesthetic Instagram story picture of the ceiling lights, and I added a location sticker. A few hours later, I pulled my phone out, and I realized that I accidentally put my cute strip club picture on my company's Instagram story. I manage it, I have access to it, and I posted it instead of on my personal Instagram.

My boss thought it was funny, but I am still mortified. Please help unburden this extreme screw-up. Sincerely, a social media manager who will now double check which account she posts anything to for the rest of time. Again, these are things that have to be learned the hard way. I have worked before this. I worked in social media many times. And I had, you know, run-ins like this. It was only a few seconds.

And it certainly wasn't at a strip club. But it has to happen to you in order for it to never happen again. I think some workarounds around this are requesting a work phone. I don't know if you should really be blending, you know, your private and your corporate lives. I think having a separate phone or even like an iPad would really help this situation. I agree.

I was going to say separate phone. I mean, it totally depends on what kind of company you work for because I could see a lot of companies like, okay, so the social media manager or the brand voice was out like celebrating women at a strip club like okay like not the craziest thing ever but there are some where it would be like really clear that someone a fireable offense that someone fucked up here so I mean as long as you're not in trouble at work it's not a big deal agreed this is something that needs to be learned the hard way

and every social media manager has their story I mean this you always have to think it could be worse the person who runs the Pope's Instagram the person who always think about if you're ever like in a snag at work think about the person who liked um bikini model photos from the Pope's Instagram but he was obviously just doing it on his personal or on his Finsta. So you think you fucked up at work? You've never fucked up at work like that on a global scale where there was a full investigation from the Vatican as to who liked the photos.

So you know what? Could be worse. Could be worse. And again, we will use this as an opportunity to issue a warning to all the social media managers out there who have all their accounts on one phone, who do like to go to the strip clubs and take aesthetic photos of the ceiling at least it was like an aesthetic photo of the ceiling and not like you and your friends like big tits in your face yeah bottles at the club yeah yeah um this should be a lesson but i

think it's always really important to remember how things could be worse and then of course when you zoom out from the perspective of the big bang theory this is nothing nothing you guys are going to be okay all of you I appreciate you sharing your burdens um we can all be grateful to your boss by the way because like she didn't make a big deal of it so therefore it's not a big deal and we can forget about it yeah and now collectively we all can release these burdens into the ethers they are no longer going to weigh us down. We start this week with a fresh slate, a tabula rasa, go forth and prosper and learn from these mistakes. That way they are not mistakes. And now that you are done listening to this episode,

today is the premiere day for the very first episode of Good Guys. Josh Peck and Ben's new podcast, Good Guys, which is available everywhere. Their first episode of Good Guys. Josh Peck and Ben's new podcast, Good Guys, which is available everywhere. Their first episode just dropped. It's called Teetering on Diabetes, and that should really give you like a good sense of what the episode includes. They also tried to do some pop culture news, and like I was crying. Ben literally, they were talking about the royals, and Ben literally thought Prince Charles was dead. He knows nothing. It was so funny.

The episode is great. It's available now wherever you get your podcasts. So we hope you enjoyed this one. We hope you'll enjoy that one. I think you'll enjoy all of them and we're going to get you through the day till we're back tomorrow morning for Tuesday. Thank you guys so much for listening to The Morning Toast, the millennial morning show where we deliver the fast five stories

that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So, if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found. So, at Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places. So, wherever you listen to podcasts, find us, The Morning Toast, and leave a five-star review about how beautiful, stunning, and smart we are.

Hope you guys have an incray-ah Monday. Rise, grind, and we'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye.