The Toast - S5 Ep125: Shia Shia Shia: Tuesday, September 6th, 2022

Episode Date: September 6, 2022

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Good morning millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Tuesday that feels like a Monday because it's Tuesday after a long weekend. Hope everyone had an amazing laborious day weekend. Hey Jax, how you durn? Durn good because it's a short week. Can't wait. It was a great long holiday weekend. I know you had a great jam-packed weekend as well. Probably a little more exciting than mine. No. We don't need to compare. We don't need to compare. No, I agree. We are women who do not compare other women ever. We are women who support each other's holiday weekends, no matter what.

We support each other's endeavors. Always. Always and forever. Yes. I just returned from Turks and Caicos last night. I had the most incredible weekend, like not to be so annoying. First of all, like I just forgot about Turks and Caicos as like a potential vacation destination. And if you live on the

East Coast, it does feel like, you know, when you compare East Coast to West Coast, people who live in L.A., like they have so many better options. You know, they're so close to Mexico. It's literally a 45 minute flight. They have Hawaii like we have like Florida and then the East Coast of Mexico, which is not as fun as the West coast of Mexico. No, the East coast of Mexico isn't as fun, but then we have the Caribbean and we have the Bahamas and we have Turks and Caicos and we have Dominican Republic and we have Costa Rica. So I totally just forgot about Turks and Caicos because we've only been one time we went together. Um, and first of all, can I just say, I don't even want to like say positive

things because I don't want anyone to go because it's like, I think it's like a great kept secret, but it's so fast. Literally the the flight there was two hours and 52 minutes it was so easy the way back the airport is a shit show like it was one of the lowest points of my life like just being hung over depressed that my trip was over sweating my fucking tits off sunburned sunburned but it was worth it I'm a little constipated you know the classic you can't go on a trip without getting constipated but all in all totally worth it I had the best time I went with like the best group of people um it was like a family trip because I had Ben and obviously counselor Snitch it was also like a friend's trip because Brian and Taylor and Taylor and John

so it was just incredible like it was so much fun. It was a combination of like truly relaxing while also like lit, you know, we got to explore, we were doing adventurous things, but also relaxing. It was, I have absolutely no regrets about my decision, which is just a great feeling. That's so great. Was it so hot there? So technically it's the off season because it's their rainy season. So that's why it was like not empty, but very, very like low key, which I appreciated so much. Like there's nothing I hate more than going on vacation when like it's busy, you know? Um, and it literally didn't rain. It rained for 10 minutes one day and we were like, happened to be eating lunch inside and then we

came back out and it was fine. I'm not worried about the rain. Cause like we get rain storms here and I guess, you know, it's the off season also in Florida. But I'm like, it's so hot here. Is it even hotter there? It was hot. Yeah. But like it's not, it's like vacation hot. You know, you appreciate the hotter it is, the better.

It's not like I have to live and go to work like in the heat. That is horrible. Yeah. But like when you're out on the beach, are you dying? No, it's so breezy. Like so, so breezy. That's gorgeous. It was amazing. We had this great house. Like it was so incredible. I have like a newfound love and respect for Turks and Caicos. I like have a, not a newfound, but just a re reinstated love of my friends. Like it was such a great group and it was just a,

it was such an interesting vibe. Obviously, like I have different groups of friends and I don't think I've ever really been on a proper vacation with this group as a whole. And it's like the level of comfortable I felt in front of these people. Like obviously, you know, there's always a level of discomfort when you're in a bathing suit in front of other people. And I just really didn't have that. And I also like, you know, on a group trip, there's like a lot of pressure to like always be doing stuff.

Like group trips can be extremely fucking treacherous well it also depends what kind of travelers you're with you could have your best friend in the world but if they want to go to museums and go sightseeing and you want to lay at the beach like it's just not going to be a good trip if they want to wake up and do pilates like we're just not on the same level even if they're you're so simpatico hypnotico erotico you would share your deepest darkest secrets with them if they're waking up and doing yoga lotties it's not a successful trick so everyone was really on the same page I was just like I had such a great time I'm so happy I went I got tan which is just it's an incomparable feeling to be tan even if it's I guess my lips

are like literal raisins they're so chapped right now and sunburned. I don't even care. The confidence that a tan gives you is so insurmountable and try as you may, like a fake tan is great, but it's never going to be a real tan. And there's nothing that can boost your confidence more than a tan, a real tan. Did you wear sunscreen? I did. I did. Okay, good. did snitch yes yes we all did like the first day we were like fuck it and a few hours in we were like we have to put on some sunscreen we were lathering up but there it was useless it was a fruitless endeavor the sun you're

still gonna get tan but you need you can't just raw dog it so close to the equator in August no no no no you can't and we didn't. But we're still all like pretty burned. My nose is starting to peel. It's like my least favorite part of going on vacation, coming back like a crusty girl. But the crustiness reminds you of the good times that were shared. Right. Like every time I see like on my pillow, a little flake of dead skin, I'm like, oh, Brian, John, Taylor, Taylor. Yeah. How was your weekend? My was good it was I was here I mean I guess every day is a vacation when you live in Florida um not that I like spend time outside or went in my pool or anything haven't been in my pool since you were here but it was really nice I was low-key

and fun and family oriented and I got to read and watch a little TV. I'm all caught up on Southern charm and it was good. I ate a lot. I saw you taking a selfie with a martini in your hand and I think we should talk about it. Okay. What do you want to say about it? You had a martini? No. And you know that I didn't. I know, but like I wanted you to have the martini. She's calling me out so hard. I sent a selfie and I also posted it to my Instagram where I'm holding a martini. But the truth is that it was Zach's martini and I was holding it because I thought it looked cool for a photo. The martini looks cool in the photo. I looked like a woolly mammoth. Oh my God.

We have to talk. Like my weekend was obviously consumed by my vacation, but like the last 36 hours have been consumed by Venice Film Festival. Like if you would have told me last week, like, or not last week, like last year, Claudia, like next year, you're going to be obsessed with the Venice Film Festival. Like if you would have told me last week, like, or not last week, like last year, Claudia, like next year, you're going to be obsessed with the Venice Film Festival. I would have been like, what change? You know, I couldn't be bothered to care about these film festivals like ever. But wow.

Between the Brendan Fraser, Sadie Sink of it all. Of course, the Don't Worry Darling. Extreme awkwardness. I am hooked but then there's also like there was a boat a gondola where Chase Stokes, Sidney Sweeney, Armani Beauty, Young Hollywood, Cammy Mendez yeah the hits kept coming and they don't stop coming yes Armani Beauty like is perhaps like a sponsor of the Venice Film Festival and they basically did did a revolve around the world, but with really premium young Hollywood,

like the who's who, the it girls and boys of young Hollywood, and they've been just taking photos. Maude Apatow was there. It is this gorgeous group of gorgeous people doing gorgeous things. And while I did live for every minute of it, I also really just kind of highlighted what a disgusting slob I am. Like the fact, like it was just,

it was too much. It was too glamorous. Did you see Sabrina Carpenter there having a little moment for herself these days with her new album and her look at the VMAs. And then she wore that head to toe Valentino pink Barbie outfit that Anne Hathaway wore. And without being rude, it looked,

I preferred it. Without, without being age being rude it looked I preferred it without without being ageist yeah I preferred it on Sabrina okay I did not see Sabrina Carpenter there but I love that you brought up the moment moment Sabrina Carpenter is currently having I'm so happy for her like happy for her her album is popping off everyone is obsessed with it she's been looking gorgeous red carpet red carpet red carpet bus club another, bus, club, another club, bus, no sleep. Venice. I'm so happy for her. She bangs.

She deserves it. She deserves it. She's been through a lot and I'm really happy for her. I personally have been following Sabrina Carpenter for like 10 years now. And I'm so happy to see that she's finally having the moment and people are experiencing her in the way that I've been enjoying for 10 years, you know? Yeah. I've been like following Sabrina Carpenter since that song came out.

That was the theme song to her show on Disney Channel World. What was that song? It was fucking amazing. I don't know. Oh, well, I loved that song. Like when I was an intern at AOL, I was listening to it all the time. Like, yeah, that's it's funny how music like especially like as it relates to work, you associate different songs with like different jobs.

Yeah. And her first album is so good. She's an extremely talented queen. And of course, a lot of that was eclipsed momentarily by the Olivia Rodrigo of it all. But now I feel like she's getting her, you know, individuality back. And for that, I'm happy. Her new song I saw she performed on one of the Jimmys. It's called, like, Because I Liked a Boy.

Have you heard it? All because I liked a boy. And it's about the saga, how she's, you know, Jezebel. Yeah, all this crap. All because she liked a boy. Yeah, like, not even, like, a special one. He was literally a boy. Just a boy.

Like, very regular, like, boy. boy boy um so we're gonna get into venice obviously then each chair shia shia shia literally shocking like on the plane yesterday i was like shia shia shia miss flow miss. I'm obsessed with the saga. And of course, like all eyes are on the Don't Worry Darling premiere. So every little video, every snippet is like people are blowing it up, like looking in, they think, you know, Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine. We'll get into all of it. I just want to say like knowing that everyone's eyes are on them,

I feel like they really, really tried to like not make anything a story other than the movie and in their efforts are acting so fucking bizarre. Robotic. And it's making the whole situation even weirder. Yes, I agree. I think that they were all extremely well behaved. But like so fake. Almost to the point that it's unnatural.

No, they were so fake. And honestly, they're bad actors. So how could the movie be good so how could the movie be good how could the movie be good when the acting is so bad oh hot take hot take hot take um so i really don't like have much else to catch up on um because literally all i want to do is talk about don't worry darling so if there's anything else i read another christina lauren book that was recommended oh you recommended the Unhoneymooners. No, I've always had that on my want to read list, but I never read it.

Take it off. Take it off. OK, take it off. I finished Priscilla Presley's memoir. Oh, Elvis and Me. And it was really good. And if you do want more info about Elvis, I would watch it because I'm sorry, I would read it because it gives you a lot of Elvis factoids

a lot of Priscilla I feel like I got the picture there's obviously more to Elvis before Priscilla and after Priscilla but they were together for more than 10 years so there's also the Linda Thompson of it all the Brody Jenner's mom of it all which um I didn't really realize that she had dated Elvis um and that's because I don't follow her on Instagram because every other photo she posts on Instagram is about Elvis. It's a picture of her and Elvis. I didn't know any of that

but apparently her book is also quite juicy but it's like, I'm not trying to be mean. I just feel like when I was like under social media, it's like no matter how many Chanel bags you borrow, you will never be Lisa Marie. Like she thinks like she's the girl with Elvis and it's like it's Lisa it's Lisa oh sorry it's Priscilla sorry yeah I agree but Linda Thompson although has an incredibly interesting life I think her book is interesting on its own if you're going there for the Elvis tea I don't think it's going to be Priscilla's but

Linda Thompson was just like that woman she caught every man every man I also think I was trying to figure it out when I was looking on her Instagram I do believe she was with Elvis when he died no not physically but dating no according to Priscilla's book Linda was with Elvis for four years Priscilla thought that she was good for him and then he started dating he was dating a woman named ginger for a few months and and that and i think she was the girlfriend the last one he passed yeah okay because i was trying to figure it out she was like when i found out i was at graceland i'm like wait so she might have been at graceland you know it's still a member of the the family and the family and the friend group it was like a big friend group also netflix dropped dropped the trailer today for Luckiest Girl Alive,

which is, as you guys know, Jackie and I's favorite book. We found out a while ago that Mila Kunis was going to be reprising the role of Ani. Ani Finelli. Ani Finelli. And the trailer came out. I didn't realize, or maybe I just didn't care to look, that it was going to be a Netflix movie, as opposed to being in a theater.

I love when they make it easy for us, because I can watch it when it comes out, not six months later like Elvis. And I just want to say like one negative thing. Oh, OK. Like the trailer was just giving community theater vibes. Like that's all I'll say. But you really can't tell a movie by the trailer. Like you can't judge a book by its cover.

I was just getting kind of like low budget energy from the acting. Oh, that's weird that's just me I wasn't I feel like it's got they're gonna pull out all the stops I know just like when Mila Kunis was narrating she's like I'm getting married in a lavish but tasteful wedding like it was just kind of cringy no that's so Ani it didn't bother just kind of cringy I didn't get that at all honestly I I'm so excited it looks perfect I think it's really well cast I hope they don't change too much about it looks like the storyline stays the same and I can't freaking wait oh yeah Connie Britton that's how you know something's

going to be good when homegirl is there playing someone's mom Connie Britton national treasure she's in it if you haven't read the book yet I would recommend reading it before the movie comes out because we don't know if the movie's going gonna be good or not so don't ruin the storyline for yourself on a on a risk read the book get the enjoy the story even though anytime I've purposely read a book before watching a movie because I knew a movie or a show was coming out I'd never really enjoyed either but the book holds up the book holds up and that was a really exciting to get on a Tuesday after a labor day you know yeah and the guy who plays her fiance is so perfectly cast and you know

he's from the big short I think he's the one who actually coined the phrase in that movie one plus one equals sock oh and the stocks were not adding up he's also like from a commercial I think like progressive like he's like a classic guy from one of those commercials. Yeah, he's a classic guy. Perfect cast. Yeah. Oh, that's so funny. One plus one equals sock.

Now the movie is just even more culturally relevant. And you'd love to see it. You do. So we've got a great show. It's Tuesday, which means just business as usual, which is good because we need time to chit chat, you know, girl, girl, chit chat. Plus House of the Dragon recap. Oh, yes. is good because we need time to chit chat you know girly girl chit chat plus house of the dragon recap oh yes um okay i'll save it because literally never have i been more confused in my whole life okay hopefully i can answer some questions but i don't know shit about fuck either but

it was extremely confusing okay we'll chat i'm curious to hear your thoughts well girly girl chit chat we'll circle back to that recap but without without further ado, how's Stu, by the way? Did he have a good holiday weekend? He did. Of course, he was at his gran's at my in-laws. He loves it there more than he loves it at my house. Definitely depressed when he got home. But his spirits were lifted because this morning he went on a walk with Butters.

And Butters had been MIA. Butters had been MIA. While Butters wasn't here to pick up Theo, I get a little email after Theo's walk, like, Theo did great. He did his business, went to the park, and then it said, with Butters. So I was like, whew.

The gang is getting back together. Don't tell Bryce. Maybe Butters was on vacation. Don't tell Bryce. That's the last thing he needs to hear. I won't. I won't. I would never.

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I was just reminded of something. Hold on. What in that ad made me want to tell you something sports football comes back know what that means chili season chili season if you haven't seen our new tiktok and reels go look at it it's pretty much all the times it's actually not even all the times it's probably half the times we talked about making a chili and if you're looking for something to do this week how to fall into fall I would recommend making a chili but that's just me no I woke up today and I was like oh my god is it a chili day because not only is it officially you know not summer anymore it's the day after labor day it's also raining and like I don't know if you can see the window behind me it's like like literally pitch black outside it's a

motherfucking chili day wow it's not a chilly day here. I feel like not till October will it be a day of chilly, but I do look forward to it whenever it comes. That's so exciting. Like obviously a lot of people are sad. The summer is over. I get it. Personally, I'm not. I like, I find summer obviously like the shorts of it all to be really stressful, the sweating, all that. I also find like the incessant need to like have something planned on the weekend to be extremely stressful like normalize staying at home you know I just hate that shit and in New York it's really bad it's like are you gonna Montauk this weekend are you gonna Newport like no I want to stay home bitch I work really motherfucking hard like I'm tired yeah so I'm like looking forward to everyone

being like oh you want to go to dinner this weekend? Like something normal, not like you want to take a trip. Or like go to the bar, watch a game on a Sunday. Yes. And then it's like, oh, Sunday night. Oh, Sunday night. Staying on the floor. Got your feet stopped back in the gallery Feeling something bad About to happen

Oh Oh Oh Oh Sunday night Oh Sunday night Staying on the floor

It's literally the song That never ends That's the song Like Conjunction Junction It's literally the song that never ends That's the song like conjunction junction It's just like yeah Sunday night about to happen It just moves right through you It's sticky shoes I feel like Elvis with my legs Watch out

Okay now I guess we can get into the first story Which is Two fold The Nietzsche film festival i don't know if it started this weekend but people started to care this weekend and florence pew joined the cast of don't worry worry darling on the red carpet including olivia wilde and for the first time we got to know who's in this movie and it's star studded aside from Flo, Miss Flo, and Harry. And Shia, Shia, Shia's replacement, Harry.

Right. So not only are they in it, but so is Gemma Chan, Nick Kroll, Chris Pine. Okay. Before I dive into like obviously the people that like everyone cares about more, I'm more interested in the supplemental characters to this story. Okay. First of all, Gemma Chan is such an elegant fucking queen. The fact that she's being like dragged into this is like kind of disgraceful.

And just like watching all the footage, seeing the pictures of her just being like, oh, like the fact that she's been kind of brought down by this scandal, like I feel for her. She's too elegant. She's too queeny for this. She's too queeny for this. And the fact that she's in a movie

and it's like, we're not even talking about her. That's disgraceful. That not gonna work the second thing I want to talk about is Chris Pine okay Chris Pine looked so fucking handsome like I guess I haven't like checked in on Chris Pine in the last seriously five years because like the other Chris's just kind of they took over you know Evans Hemsworth so I kind of forgot about Chris Pratt but Chris Pines like has aged so beautifully like that hair was stunning it's like a little salt and pepper it's nice and long now he was wearing this extremely kind of stylish old school brown outfit it was gorgeous like I was kind of obsessed with Chris Pine when I feel like of all the Chris's, at least for me personally, like I just kind of, he was never it for me.

I really love him. I feel like he's been in so many projects that are so good. He kind of does like more lowbrow stuff compared to the other Chris's at this point. Um, I agree. I like the look because I feel like up until now we couldn't really tell them all apart. And at least like now he's the blonde Chris who's wearing snitches, Jackhamus pants. Right, right, right. And like being one of the male leads against Harry Styles,

who's like consistently the most best dressed man in Hollywood. Like it has to be frustrating. And I'm sure his stylist, you know, was met with quite the challenge. And boy, did she rise. She rise and she rose and he looked great.

She rose and groaned speaking of Harry's style though he looked amazing one of my favorite outfits of his same it's giving Elton John it's giving Austin Powers it was oh it's like Beatles for me oh yeah same thing old and British literally we said the same thing old and British yeah and that's my favorite vibe of all and then I want to talk about Nick Kroll who like I feel like it's such a random celebrity at least to me I think like a lot of guys like would consider him like their favorite comedian and like you know think about him a lot personally like I literally never seen anything he's been in like I know he does some stand-up I know he does Big Mouth that cartoon show that Ben fucking loves um the Kiki Palmers and maybe I should watch um

but I really have like limited Nick Kroll knowledge. Like, he's just kind of this ambiguous celebrity for me. Like, I think he's also a podcaster, you know? Like, I'm just, I'm confused. But the way I'm obsessed now, like, first of all, he looked so handsome. Like, he's definitely gotten, like, really handsome in the last couple of years.

And then also watching a lot of the footage of the actual movie premiere, and then the watching a lot of the footage of the actual movie premiere and then the carpet it's clear that like he's like a safe person for Miss Flo I feel like she he's the glue holding this movie cast together I feel like he's the only one that like Flo opens up to and like they obviously I think really connected and this is just from reading body language and honestly never in my life have I been even remotely interested in hearing what a body language expert has to say because I think most of the time they literally make that shit up in like magazines and on e-news yeah however I would love the world's premier body language expert to do a full like 10 minute breakdown video on these people

because the vibe that I got was that like Flo really only feels comfortable with this group because I imagine that like obviously she can't talk to Harry or Olivia because they're a team she would feel ganged up on Gemma Chan is not getting involved she's like leave me she's above this lowbrow crap Chris Pine is like the seasoned older he's like he's not gonna get involved in the nitty gritty he's gonna be nice to everyone and do his job keep his head down um and that leaves Nick Kroll and I think he's like this funny guy I kind of do his job, keep his head down. And that leaves Nick Kroll. And I think he's like this funny guy. I kind of like ship, you know, she is no longer with Zach Braff. I'm new to the Nick Kroll fandom, so I don't even know if he has a girlfriend or anything, but I kind of ship him and Miss Flo. I ship Chris Pine and Miss Flo. And did you see Chris Pine

taking those pictures of Miss Flo supporting her, like helping her get the content? That's where my heart goes, but I'll be fine with either. I think once this is a wrap, I don't think she wants anything to do with any of these people. No, but I do think like she might've forged a friendship with Nick Kroll. Like I really believe that. A friendship for life.

Yeah. Like you never forget the people who are there for you. And Flo seems very down to earth. Like she doesn't seem like a big diva. Yeah. Cause she's really doing a great job. An artist. Of doing, like, what she needs to do to promote the movie. She didn't do the panel, which, good for her,

because it looked fucking boring as fuck, considering what we're all talking about. Olivia refuses to nourish the internet. Oh, okay, so let's talk about that. Obviously, they did this press conference. And, of course, somebody asked a question, like, Miss Flo is not here, the yada yada and she gave like literally not only the most like well rehearsed but kind of like condescending answer just basically saying like the internet and the

tabloid culture like it feeds itself so I don't feel the need to contribute and while that is like a general statement on tabloid culture for sure this is not tabloid culture literally Shia LaBeouf sent in a video of you like it's like it's literally happening in front of our eyes so just to dismiss it as if it's like rumors you know like Jeyla Jennifer Aniston and Ben Brad Pitt getting back together like it's so like dismissive and not at all indicative of what actually went down yeah Yeah. And the rest of the press conference looked like a snooze fest. So maybe because Miss Flo wasn't there and anything without her is snooze worthy. And then another reporter tried to ask a question and it's clear like there were boundaries. And like jumped in to defend Olivia's honor. Right. It was so beyond painful to watch everyone. Yeah. And there's so many clips like that have have gone viral have you seen the one of like harry answering your question and i love harry but he answered it in the most dumb

way it was a word salad said a whole lot of nothing it was a word salad i didn't take him i didn't take him for a word salad kind of guy i took him for like a meaningful artist sort of guy yeah no like only gives us a few words and they mean something they're powerful not a whole load of nonsense he was answering a question about what he liked about the movie and he was like what I like about the movie is that it's it's a real movie and Chris Pine who's literally been acting for 30 years is sitting next to him like what literally what he's like it's like a movie that you see in the theater yeah it's like a film you know like one of the films that you watch in Harry's defense he

did then say like I don't really know if that was an answer it was kind of just like words but whatever he said that yes so he at least acknowledged the moronic thing that came out of his mouth I think it's probably very hard for everyone, specifically Harry and Olivia, to be doing their jobs to the best of their ability right now because nobody cares really about what they have to say about the movie. Like we want to know the details. And there's so many like people talking about Olivia and Harry because they literally did not touch,

look at each other during the entire evening, whether it was on the red carpet, at the premiere. So a lot of people think they broke up. A lot of people think that like, they don't want, first of all, even though we know a lot about them, they're actually not a public couple. They've never walked a red carpet together. Harry's just so famous that anyone he dates becomes like fodder for conversation, even though he's not really living a public relationship. It just feels that way because, because we know we know everything yes but also she goes to his shows and I think yeah that's been the key yes that's what I was thinking this morning like that's literally um like the most public thing that they do and

it's like kind of crazy that she's like literally on a whirlwind tour yeah but no they didn't speak to each other didn't look at each other I think they're together but didn't want their relationship to overshadow the movie and also like I think it would do more to like undermine her as a director and give credence to this thing about like you know her not taking the job seriously if she uses this premiere to show up and make a statement about her relationship as opposed to the work personally I don't think it would have done that but I could see how she might think that and not want to just give any more fuel to like this movie is not about the movie yes I completely agree with what you said I will say um I thought Olivia looked gorgeous like that yellow dress like I just need you know

yeah no she did look really gorgeous and then the other moment that everyone's talking about is Harry Styles potentially allegedly spitting on Chris Pine as he took his seat for the movie. So this is why I need a body language expert. Like this clip has gone viral. It really does look like Harry like juts out his chin before sitting down next to Chris Pine and like then Chris Pine looks at his leg where allegedly the spit may have fallen and he's like dumbfounded and then they never make eye contact. Like is there beef now between Chris Pine and Harry Styles?

I don't know. Okay, this is my theory. I think that like Harry Styles and Chris Pine have some sort of prankster relationship with one another. Maybe it's the sort of pranks where they spit on each other at inopportune times. Obviously, Chris never thought he would do that as the world's eyes are on them. But Harry had a loogie hocked up and ready to go. And Chris Pine obviously can't react because but I think that I

think it's a prank I think that's what pranksters do I I could see it being a jovial moment between two male counterparts I could see Harry getting like so seriously thank you thank you because he Chris Pine can't react I think he spat on him as a prank I think they spit on each other back and forth as pranksters do the way that I feel like this is one of the most historic moments in pop culture like I think in like years from now we will look at this like because there's always drama between castmates and maybe there's whispers that like two leads don't like each other but we've never really had like this level of like expose on a cast evidentiary support former employees coming forward with videos and screenshots and text like this level of like expose on a cast. Evidenciary support.

Former employees coming forward with videos and screenshots and text messages. Like this is like so crazy. Yeah. Like the magnitude of it is not lost on me. Right. And I think they tried so hard to put it aside for Vinice. And I don't think they could have done a worse job. The fact that there had to be a buffer in between Olivia and Harry and Harry and Miss Flo.

Like Gemma and Chris Pine were constantly just like, it's so bizarre. And really the takeaway for me is justice for Gemma. It's, it ain't right. It ain't right. She is literally like the world's leading international movie star like leave her alone yeah so do you are gonna see the movie that's the thing it's like no press is bad press like everyone's talking about don't worry darling and while my interest in this saga has peaked to a level i never expected i like literally couldn't care less about seeing the movie isn't that crazy I just want to know if it's good then all of this is really a shame that

it's distracting but I do think it's also giving press I just want to know like what are we fighting for no and for me like one thing I never expected was that like the girl who played the bartender on the OC to become like one of the film industry's leading female directors like I just didn't see that right like people direct movies all the time a lot of a lot of actors like go into directing like and she's just like at Venice Film Festival right no because like I think the fact that she was able to finance this movie as a female director get Harry style like it's it's a huge accomplishment for women in directing yes and also I don't know how many other movies she's done before this but she did book smart which was so critically

acclaimed so she's a really good track record yeah and so she's on this path to becoming like one of the best and most critically acclaimed female directors of our time and the way that this scandal I think has really affected that is not good yeah because also not only is there scandal but there's accusations of her not being a good director present director professional and not protecting her female leads and it's like that's what this whole time's up movement that's what the whole um women in directing kind of um energy is for it's like obviously women deserve more opportunities but then they're also in charge and they're going to protect their female actors like it was you know rumored that she was having Shia LaBeouf and Florence Pugh like in these very

there's a lot of really intimate scenes in the film and there was no intimacy coordinator like your female director should be protecting your female lead and so it's like this was supposed to be this amazing thing for women and she was going to start getting these big movie budgets and protecting women and time's up and here she is like being a part of the problem yeah it's so so beyond disappointing like it's beyond it all comes back to the intimacy coordinator. Jackie, exactly. And you continue to make the case and to persuade. I'm convinced, but you continue to convince me every day. That intimacy coordinators are so necessary.

And to the fact that like a female led film didn't want, like it's. It's disappointing. There's no hope. It's disappointing. It's a perfect word. There's literally no hope for like Hollywood, honestly. If even like. No, there's no hope for Hollywood.

Yeah, like it's just, it's beyond moronic. I've enjoyed this saga immensely. I cannot wait to see what happens next. It's juicier than the drama in the film, honestly. It really is. And I spoke too soon because there is one hope for hollywood and it's brendan frazier and it's venice film festival subset b brendan frazier receives a standing ovation and has moved to tears at the venice film festival

after he received six minutes of praise for his new movie the whale which um in which he plays a morbidly obese man have you seen photos he's wearing like prosthetics CGI and um I don't know the plot but I that's I didn't want to read more oh I know the plot do you like do you want to tell you it's very basic okay tell me um so he is morbidly obese he is gay and his partner like the love of his life passes away and now he's trying to reconnect with you know his daughter from really like a former life who hasn't spoken to who's sadie sink who looked oh my god oh my god the way i would take a bullet we're not worthy okay so hollywood has two hopes two oh sorry three Kiki Palmer three hopes like oh four Kelly

Clarkson oh Kelly Clarkson okay but that's it no more hope um the way I'm so moved by this story one because I've been following this Brendan Fraser saga for a while um and I've through this story uh that happened yesterday, this video went viral, the movie ends, The Rock posted the video, everyone is being like, love Brendan Fraser, so happy for him. Nobody has worked harder for longer.

I'm literally, I'm like literally going to cry. And I didn't really even realize why so much of the interest in Brendan Fraser peaked because Brendan Fraser for a really long time was like the it man of Hollywood. Like he was in George of the Jungle. Like he was literally could not, bedazzled, could not make a bad film. Like he was the star. And then like kind of quickly things changed for him. And I think a lot of people forgot about him and then there was like this resurgence whatever happened to Brendan Fraser and I didn't even know but that

Brendan Fraser has spoken out about the fact that he was groped by the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and he spoke about out about it and a lot of people believe he's been blackballed because of it so this comeback is obviously layered mostly because like against all odds like he spoke up against like this powerful Hollywood Foreign Press Association and he's been given kind of like a second chance. One through the internet like I think the internet really rallied around him and two through Darren Aronofsky. Darren Aronofsky said this movie took him 10 years to get made because he could not cast it. He looked at everyone.

And obviously there's backlash because he's morbidly obese and they didn't use a morbidly obese actor or whatever. But he was so hellbent on finding the right actor that it took him so long until he landed on Brendan Fraser. So it's just this amalgamation of amazing things for Brendan Fraser. And I'm so overjoyed. I'm so emotional about it too. I love Brendan Fraser and like I'm so overjoyed I'm so emotional about it too like I love Brendan Fraser I would take a bullet several several wow I didn't know some of that that's amazing I didn't know about that thing either about this moment even more sweet more kind of full circle more it's like justice it's. And like, I don't know, meaningful.

Because even like the cast of Don't Worry Darling got a standing ovation. I think, you know, people in Venice just like to stand and clap. Thank you. Literally, thank you. Like, I honestly, thank you. Thank you.

Because we have taken standing ovations to another level. Even me, by the way, like when I finish a show, I'm like, thank you, everyone stand and dance with me. And Ben's like, you had a standing ovation. I'm like, it doesn't really count. If I told them to rise. Because I asked them to.

Right. But feel free, by the way, if you're coming to see one of my shows, girlwithnojob.com slash tour, standing at the end is beyond mandatory, okay? Just act like you're in Venice. Everyone gets a standing ovation. Now, in general, like a concert, of course, you stand and clap at the end what are you a monster it's the right

it's the appropriate thing to do something about these videos not the Brendan Fraser one of just people having watched a movie and crying and clapping like no I know it's like staged no it's just like it's a movie they were pretending but this one feels different with Brendan Fraser I'm not talking about Brendan Fraser. They weren't even clapping for the movie, they were clapping for the man. I can respect clapping for a man, but to clap like that, so emotional for a movie? It's like...

Unless it's The Greatest Showman, sit the fuck down. No, seriously, unless it's Schindler's List. It's just a movie. Yeah. And I don't know much about The Whale. I don't know if it's based on a true story but the way i'm dying to see this movie even though i know it's gonna absolutely destroy me i cannot wait yes and now of course it's giving there's buzz that i just created oscar buzz it

makes you think it's okay it's a one-man movie. He has a standing ovation. He's playing a, like, you know, he's carrying the film. It's Darren Aronofsky. If Brendan Fraser wins an Oscar, like, I'm going to make a promise right now. No. Okay, ready? If Brendan Fraser doesn't win the Oscar, I'm going to get a Bob. Okay.

So I'm personally campaigning for Harry Styles to win for Don't Worry Darling. He's not going to. That's my personal then. He's not. Because you need a Bob. No, I know. But is Academy Awards, is that the Hollywood Foreign Press? Yes, right? Is the president who he spoke out against still the president like it's probably it might be very

difficult for him unless there's been a total changing of the guard no poly HFPA is the golden globes oh okay but that's really why I just think like Hollywood is so bullshittery like the way like they all rallied around times up and got us all like galvanized and it's like you are the ones who have to change not us you know but there's also like you didn't even do anything there was times up on times up and corruption there right and like I felt like everyone was like we got Harvey it's over and it's like did you know how many Harvey's there are and how aren't even that famous so like no one's talking about them but they're just as powerful but also just as powerful Harvey's I'm sure and all the people who protect Harvey's right so it's like that now in hindsight like while it felt so nice at the time and it was like finally like

we're gonna now it's like really like everything that still comes out it's just it was giving low energy it was giving nothing yeah so um i really hope that we can continue to protect brendan frazier at all costs like the way i see a picture of him and i want to start hysterically crying is not fucking normal i love this man i love this man this man i love love i man this love this I man okay well now we can put our energy towards Brendan Fraser winning an Oscar that was in English Brendan Fraser winning an Oscar and that will get us excited about the Oscar something that is so hard to muster up excitement for these days like the last Oscars couldn't catch me caring about one movie

not a minute none not one none of the above I don't think I zero I don't think so oh no we saw Eyes of Tammy Faye and we saw I saw House of Gucci but still I really don't care yeah no I love Tammy Faye though in the words of Demi Lovato and Cheryl Lloyd I really don't care wow niche reference it came up on my spotify yesterday because i was listening to 10 things i hate about you radio oh you have got to be stopped never i love it i went through a run yes humble brag and i listen what wait start over i told you that i just finished breastfeeding by the way it's just a little update about me yesterday was that's huge yesterday was the first day that I didn't pump or nurse and that's that on that are you leaking no that was never my issue that was never my issue

oh uh the opposite you know right supply chain crisis um so I'm now putting those efforts towards working out and eating right I'll let you know how it goes oh my god how was the jog did you get out of breath I did no it was great it was great to move it was a walk slash run you know depending on the song that came up I would run for the chorus and then take my sweet time but it's also 90 degrees so no no no like literally I can't run for 15 seconds without literally needing to go to the hospital. Yeah. But it was 10 things about your radio that got me through. So thanks, artist.

Leah Kate. Leah Kate. That's what I thought, but I just didn't want to get it wrong. That's okay. That would have been really embarrassing. Beyond. Okay. Are you ready for our next story?

Mm-hmm. I'm just ready right now. You know, I'm just like totally ready. Right. Because it's a story that's going to make you fucking sick for the day. Okay. There's always one. Mm-hmm.

Tiffany Haddish is addressing molestation allegations. Quote, I know people have questions. Okay. So let's start from the beginning. A lawsuit was filed against Tiffany Haddish and fellow comedian. Ari Spears. Ari Spears. Accusing them of molestation by Jane Doe and John Doe,

a brother and sister who are anonymously suing the two comedians. One of them is now 14 years old. The boy, John Doe. And the girl is 22 years old. But these allegations happened when the girl was 14 and the boy John Doe and the girl is 22 years old but these allegations happened when the girl was 14 and the boy was 7 they said that their mom was a comedian who met Tiffany Haddish through the comedic circle and Tiffany and Ari Spears put her them in some comedic sketches that were wildly inappropriate grooming uh just awful awful instances there's a whole article in the daily beast with

the allegations and all of the details yeah so basically they were making some videos for funny or die not no not for funny or die they posted the video like funny or die yeah no like they made it to post it on funny or die okay but funny or die has like a community aspect where it's not, they're not produced. No, but because like, don't drag them into this because they also, they took it down. Let me finish my sentence. They took it down. No, so what's interesting is that like,

they posted their own user generated content on Funny or Die, I guess in hopes to, you know, go viral, create some sort of traction. And it was removed immediately by Funny or Die. They were like, this is user generated content. It has nothing to do with us. Once it was put up, it was removed immediately by funny or die they were like this is user generated content it has nothing to do with us once it was put up it was flagged immediately and removed immediately like it's disgusting so this was not like um like at the time people thought it was fucking weird too yeah so the girl was in a sketch where she's like uh eating a sub and they wanted

to be like fellatio ask meanwhile she's a 14 year old girl like it was giving like dan schneider it was yes and then the boy who was seven years old was in a sketch called through the eyes of a pedophile and um they're zoomed in on it's so it's so nauseating they were like this is so disgusting zoomed in on his um stop okay okay read the article for yourself fucking nauseating awful and now Tiffany Haddish is responding because the lawsuit is now out there with all the details she said I know people have a bunch of questions I get it I'm right there with you unfortunately because there's an ongoing legal case there's very little that I can say right now but okay Erica Jane with the early I hate when people

say that even though it is true like it's annoying but clearly while this sketch was intended to be comedic it wasn't funny at all and I deeply regret having agreed to act in it I really look forward to being able to share a lot more about this situation as soon as I can so this guy Ari Spears who I had really not heard of until literally a week ago, was recently just getting, you know, in the news because he's been saying like really fucking gross discussing things about Lizzo. So this guy is just like obviously gross. Yeah. I never in my life expect when I saw this headline, I was like, what? Tiffany Haddish grooming.

I was like, it was so shocking to me. And the statement from their attorneys and Ari Spears was, you know, this is a shakedown. These plaintiffs have went to lawyers all throughout town trying to get them to take on our case to shake us down for money. It's so disgusting and condescending. I'm so, I could, I feel like vomiting from this story. Like it's it's wild and it's so disgusting. And it's like what is with people and kids? What is what is with everyone being a fucking pedophile or being like fine with pedophile? Like, oh, little pedophilia humor. No, no, it's so weird.

Like it's becoming like so common. Like every actor has some sort of like pedophilia drama like that's not normal no it's not normal it's like it's minor attracted persons like i can't the the destigmatization of pedophilia like i'm not here for it we need to re-stigma re-stigma it to increase the stigma turn it up up. More stigma. Crank it up. Yeah. It's fucking weird. Yeah. And it's just becoming like commonplace.

Like I run out of Metavillia. What? We are not protecting the kids. Like it's really making me upset. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. We're not protecting the kids. As Taylor Armstrong would say, enough. Enough. Yeah. as Taylor Armstrong would say, enough! Enough!

Yeah. What's so weird is I have a stack of books here that I rest my computer on, and Tiffany Haddish's book is in there. Did you read it? No, I didn't. I actually look at it every day, and I was thinking about reading it.

No. Nah. No thanks. I'm tossing it. I can't look at it every day. I only have icons only Claudia Shraker always no job do you need more copies yeah I want a whole shelf in my house you got it it's actually like really not that iconic I should switch them out

like the other books because you're you're with a like a bunch of losers and pedophiles a legend um okay I can move on from the pedophilia honestly it's like not the vibe no it's not the vibe but you know what is the vibe our next story because jennifer lawrence is opening up about what it's like being a new mama and she's sharing the details thankfully kylie take notes so we got a name and a gender jennifer lawrence is on the cover of vogue for october and the new york post wants me to subscribe to post sports it's not gonna happen okay she's on the cover of vogue she's revealing the name and sex of her six-month-old baby jennifer lawrence revealed her six-month-old child's name and sex on Tuesday, telling

Vogue in her October 2022 cover story that she gave birth to a baby boy in February. The little one's moniker was inspired by one of her husband, Cooke Maroney's favorite artist, Cy Twombly. So her bebe's name is Cy. Hold on. Spelled C-Y.

C-Y, yeah. It's a really cute name. Just everything Jennifer Lawrence does is so fucking elegant. Like, oh, just, oh, I want to tell somebody the name of my child. Put it in vogue. Yeah. Like, oh, the cover. Right.

Oh, the cover. Sure. I could pencil it in. Like, it's so, she's so classy. Yeah. I fucking love this bitch. I love this bitch. She's so, she's the classy. Yeah. And I fucking love this bitch. I love this bitch. She's so, she's the definition of everything of the sort.

And she's a Darren Aronofsky girly. Yes. What was she in Darren Aronofsky? Mother. Yeah. Yeah. And she's, you know, there's a lot of info. She's really opening up in this article.

And I guess if you're Jennifer Lawrence, like, you're only going to open up for Vogue. She doesn't just put it on the gram talking about how motherhood has changed her her love for babies now how she never thought she could love her baby like more than she loves her cat she thought like maybe I'll love relatable she was like maybe I'll love him as much as I love my cat but no she's the whole new woman she said she this could you know potentially affect like the roles that she takes from now on like being from a new mama perspective which of course it really changes everything yeah no I feel like when you have a when you become a parent like everything you contribute to the world like you want it to be

like safe and positive and fun and light it just changes your perspective on everything it's wild no your perspective is literally like changed change is yours not being like a now an auntie of two not really really. Oh. Maybe I don't love my niblings that much. If you don't want to change the world for them. And I just think it's crazy. Like we still don't know Kylie's baby's name. Like that's what I find interesting from this story.

You know what I find interesting about that piece is that I'm at peace with it. Like I don't ever need to know her baby's name. I don't ever need to like see her baby. I'm okay with that. Maybe that's my new mama perspective though. though maybe and what's crazy is actually before I gave birth I was like where's the name right I demanded it I don't think I'm at peace I think I just don't care anymore like it's been too long you can only care about something for so long without getting anything in return like I can't keep caring yeah I just like don't feel curious and maybe now I actually am a little more curious about Chloe's baby name.

Yes. Well, Chloe still has time. You know, she's a new, new mama. She has time. Curious time. Time. Getting me up and leaving me behind. And it's cool being with me.

You know when you start singing a song and literally what song is that? Wait, let me think. You don't know? Isn't it just so pretty to think all along? Oh, yeah, Taylor Swift. It's just funny how, like, literally lyrics are ingrained in my brain, and sometimes I don't even know what song they are, but I'm singing it, like, I'm knowing every word.

Agreed, same, but you didn't even know it was Taylor? No, I literally was like, is this Kacey Musgraves, Harry Styles, Luke Holmes? I knew it was Taylor baby with me oh my god so do you know like so that's invisible string by Taylor and do you know like the Swifty theory on that I saw something but I forget that like literally like they just make fun of the fact that like pretty much in the whole song, she's calling Joe Alwyn poor. Yes. Okay.

That's what I saw. Like, oh, you used to have a job at the ice cream shop. Ick. I didn't click the link. It's so funny. Every time I see them, I send them to snitch. It's literally, it makes me laugh so much. Just because like, and a couple of times in the song, she says things like, oh, you used

to work at the ice cream shop, like for some extra money, like normal things people did. But you know, Taylor grew up like in a mansion. So it's like if you listen to the song through the perspective of like her calling her boyfriend poor, like it's actually so funny. Green was the color of the grass where I used to read at Centennial Park. I used to think I would meet somebody there. Teal was the color of your shirt when you were 16 at the yogurt shop you used to work at to make a little money. Time, curious time, gave me no compasses, gave me no signs. Were there clues I didn't see?

And isn't it just so pretty to think all along there was some invisible string tying you to me? Okay, just the yogurt shop. I think there's one more in the... Bad was the blood of the song in the cab on your first trip to LA. Love a self-reference. Okay, yeah, but it's like he took a cab. Like if you just like if you really stretch and like read the song through the perspective that like she's money shaming.

You ate at my favorite spot for dinner. Bold was the waitress on our three-year trip getting lunch bound by the lakes. Oh, yeah. And then it's like they go down-year trip getting lunch bound by the lakes. Oh, yes. And then it's like they go down to the lakes for lunch. And like, obviously, she's rich and famous. Like, the waitress knows her, but not him. She said I looked like an American singer. Time, mystical time, cutting me open, then healing me fine.

Were there clues I didn't see? And isn't it just so pretty to think all alone there was some invisible string? A string that pulled me out of all the wrong arms right into that dive bar. Something. Dive bar, cheap shithole. Isn't it funny? And I'm sure like not at all is that what she meant, but it's actually funny.

Like Taylor, your privilege is showing. Something wrapped all of my past mistakes in barbed wire, chains around my demons, wool to brave the seasons. One single thread of gold tied me to you. Gold that she purchased, not him. Don't get it twisted. It was only one single thread of gold. And it wasn't even 18 karat.

He couldn't go for two. I just think that that, sometimes the Swifties are crazy, but that is fucking funny. That is funny. Great. I'm glad that we explored that. Also, before we move move on not to ruin the Jennifer Lawrence cover but um it is flawed because on the cover um there's an essay called

Marilyn and Me by Lena Dunham so um well that's so classic Lena Dunham me and Ben started a show have you heard of industry yes me and Ben watch first episode. When I tell you I've never had worse anxiety watching a show. It is so. Oh my God. I can't do that. It's like pit inducing. So we liked it, but we were also like, why are we putting our mental health at risk just to watch this dumb show?

And literally the first episode ended and it says directed by Lena Dunham. So we didn't watch it anymore. That's so crazy. I see so many commercials for industry and they never tell you that it's directed by Lena Dunham. I don't think they want people to know. Was it good? I mean, yes, but no. Like it was very harrowing.

Yeah. Like just these young kids who'll do anything to be successful. Like it was really, really, it was upsetting. I feel like you might like it though no I don't like shows that give you anxiety like that like unless we're you're taking me to another realm yeah totally I I hate shows that like really like make me feel actual anxiety for the characters it's like I have enough problems in my own life yeah like House of Dragon. I feel it all day long on behalf of Damon. Right.

Because it's like not real at all. Right. Exactly. And the way. I'd take a bullet for that Damon boy. We're almost there. One more story. Can you wait with your bullets?

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Oh, you know, somebody left a comment that really made me think. I think about this a lot sometimes since like we're constantly growing, like literally the biggest podcast on the planet. Someone was like, you girlies just say stuff without context all the time like who are these people you're talking about and so I would feel weird being like you know I'm Ben and I my

husband but like I do think sometimes we need to be a little bit more contextualized okay like what I don't know but the girl was like I literally never know who you're talking about oh okay we'll have to do a refresher but like at the top of an episode but here's just the bare basics ben is claudia's husband zach is my husband theo's claudia's dog bruno is my dog we call them brass and strasson brass any variation bruce bryce bryson that's bruno thrice thrice theo dora theodora that's theo crunchy um when i say without further do do how's do i'm talking about theo because we call him do do to theodora. That's Theo. Crunchy. When I say without further do-do-do, how's do? I'm talking about Theo because we call him do-do-do-do Theodora. That's why.

That's that. Jackie's son is rolled slash Roldini slash Harry, even though he's really just rolled now. Yeah, it's Harry's house that I live in. Claudia calls him rolled. And then our sister, when we say snitch, that's our youngest sister, Margo. She hosts a podcast on our network called The Snatchler. So when you say Margo and I went to Turks and Caicos and then I'm over here, snitch that's our youngest sister margo she hosts a podcast on our

network called the snatcher so when you say margo and i went to turks and cagos and then i'm over here i say the snatchler and i go like that it's just because she's a snatchler right our older sister her name is olivia her daughter's name is mikaela but she goes by kaylor kaylor swift her royal canis kaylor and claudia is mcclardia um named after em Emily Ratajkowski's ex-husband, Sebastian McClurd. I like that one. McClurdia. McClurdia. And now it's time for our fifth and final story, now that we just covered all of that.

Spencer Pratt claims Lisa Kudrow told Heidi Mountag that he has the eyes of a serial killer. Spencer Pratt doubled down on his claim that Lisa Kudrow is one of the worst humans he's ever met the hills alum continued stirring the pot with a new video shared to tiktok on saturday in which he detailed an alleged conversation between lisa kudrow and his wife heidi montag he said the year was 2009 and heidi and i were invited to our first elite alice party it was clear we got there, no one wanted us to be there. He said, it was almost like we were filming for Punk'd and the camera was going to pop up, but Heidi and I didn't care as there was delicious food in an open bar. As we were sitting there consuming a little caviar, Phoebe approaches, which was a little shocking as no one had spoken to us at all at the party. He then alleged that the star proceeded to tell his wife Heidi that,

quote, she needs to get away from me as fast as possible because I'm going to murder her and that he had the eyes of a serial killer. According to Spencer Heidi waited to see if it was a joke before realizing that it clearly wasn't. Quote maybe this is a bit a skit maybe this is a hidden camera party and why we were invited to this elite party but no one laughs. She just walks away and that right there was the rudest moment I've ever encountered with a human being. Right. So somebody asked on TikTok, like,

who is the rudest celebrity you've ever met? Spencer said Lisa Kudrow. People were quaking because Lisa Kudrow is America's sweetheart. Phoebe from Friends, Romy and Michelle. Like, she's an icon. So then people were requesting he tell the story. He did it in like three parts, of course, like being clickbaity. And to be honest, while I do feel like, you know, his feelings might be valid,

I do feel like people at the time like knew Heidi and Spencer from the show. They made Spencer out to be like such a villain that he was like literally taking advantage of Heidi. And I think in her own way, like Lisa Kudrow maybe thought she was helping Heidi um not just being like a a nasty bitch yeah I think anybody I don't really feel like this this counts as like a story like Lisa Kudrow's mean in person you know yeah I think anybody who watched the show back then we weren't like enlightened enough to realize how fake it was how much Spencer and Heider were putting on you know if you just watch the show and it's reality tv you take it at face value like Spencer is not a good guy and right maybe you're really invested in the show and like you go to Heidi and

you try and warn her off this guy who you think you know him but the point is that you don't but we did not know that then no of course not and so like if an older woman saw them at a party and like we were all so enwrapped like oh my god we have to get her away from Spencer like Lisa Kutrow might have just been watching the show and then took it upon herself like once in a lifetime opportunity to like try and be helpful now knowing what we know we know like there really wasn't anything wrong with Spencer um they were you know just villainized for the point of entertainment so knowing what we know now it sounds like a really mean thing to do but at the time I could see her just thinking it

was the right thing to do yeah then Bethany Frankel is also saying that she agrees you know one thing I did not see on my bingo card this year is like the downfall of Bethany Frankel why did Bethany agree with Spencer, would she say? I don't know. But she also said she had like a negative interaction with Lisa Kudrow. And like the way Bethany has been in the news these last couple of weeks, just like getting into petty fights with other celebrities.

Like she just had this thing with Kourtney Stoddard. And Kourtney Stoddard was like, literally you calling out the Kardashians is hilarious because look at this clip of me on your show. I literally left your show, your talk show back in the day, hysterically crying. She literally, Bethany was like, you came here and said you don't want to do porn, but you have really huge tits and blonde hair. Like you look like a stripper. Like Bethany was being so condescending to this 19 year old girl.

It's like, and that's what we were saying. Like if you're going to criticize the Kardashians, you have to have a perfect image. Like you have to always be supporting women and always be an amazing role model for women. And Bethany has many examples of her literally doing the opposite. So then Bethany Frankel messaged Kourtney St after Courtney Stodden posted that and literally sent the most nasty, manipulative, victim energy message to Courtney Stodden. Courtney Stodden then posted the message like, literally, this is what I'm dealing with. And just making Bethany look so bad. And it's just one thing after another. And when Bethany left Housewives, like it was really because she was above Housewives, you know? Like, they were just kind of lowbrow, really drink, like, alcoholic energy.

She was going on Shark Tank. Like, it wasn't a good match for her anymore. You know what? Now it's a good match. Because everything Bethany has done in the last, like, year is really, like, bringing her down to a level, like, that is Housewives. What did the message say i'll read it to you it was so fucking rude ready yeah and like then people commenting um about their experiences while going on that show it's just it's not a good look for bethany

courtney i can never find her fucking instagram who's bethany courtney maybe she's shadow banned she definitely is by the way i have to like search courtney stodden instagram on safari like a grandma okay courtney a stodden ready then here's the message i just saw your post i watched the entire interview again as a woman in business and branding, I was listening to what you said your goals were, to be 19, to not go into porn, and to forge a new path. I was supportive of that choice, which you didn't show in any of your clips. Perhaps, unfortunately, how we present ourselves is part of our branding and marketing. You were certainly marketing yourself differently than you are now, which seems to be working

for you. I wish you luck in your endeavors. If something I said upset or stuck with you, I'm sorry. Perhaps our conversation did contribute to the positive path that you embarked on. I do think about young women very much as a mother and I believe that you changed your course and direction. That's inspirational.

So not only is she saying like you were responsible for the way people treated you because you branded and marketed yourself like a whore because she basically dressed differently. She's also saying, oh, I shoved you in the right direction. Look what happened to you maybe it's because of the conversation we had which is fucking delusional narcissistic behavior and if something i said upset you i'm sorry that's like not an apology yeah so it's like she's

getting into fights she's like bring i don't know what happened like in bethany's career i just didn't see this sort of fall from grace for her. Every time she's in the tablets, she's talking now about Meghan Markle. She's talking about the Kardashians. It's Kourtney Stoddard. And it's like, it's giving like Perez Hilton energy. Yeah, but I mean, I think it all has,

not all has to do, but she has a podcast now. And that's what you gotta do is talk and have some hot takes. And these are super hot. And I think she's not very soft around the edges. No, I know. It's just, do you agree that it's lowbrow? Just considering from Shark Tank to podcast Smack Talker,

it's a fall from grace a little. Okay, okay. I agree. I'm just like, every time I see her in the news, I'm like, oh, what now? Yeah, I'm just trying to understand. But you also say that her makeup reviews reviews and stuff like do really well. Yes.

And you have to feed the beast. Yes, yes, yes. She's becoming like a little bit of a digital personality. Yes. Which is just a step down from being a shark. But this is what a digital personality does. Yes. Very true.

So I just believe Lisa Kudrow is a nice person. Honestly. Like I'm not changing my opinion on it yet. Yeah. I don't have an opinion. But this to me isn't like so damning. I agree with you. I could see how she thought she was doing something good.

Based on what she saw on TV. Which at the time I think a lot of us thought was real. Yes. And we were like impassioned about it. Yeah. So those were the fast five. Now we're going to dive into TV recap House of the Dragon episode three. We fast forwarded a little bit three years into the future. Obviously, her best friend married her dad. They had to well, they've one on the way and they had one kid and they had a son, Egon, which is a big deal because it's a man. And everyone's pretty much waiting for the dad to be like, never mind, Ranierial disease, your brother's the heir.

But he's not wavering. And Raniera is giving some negative bratty energy, even though her dad literally has not given up on her. Yeah, she's not making it easy for him. And he's trying to stand by her, but she's just not making it easy. For him. And he's trying to stand by her. But she's just not making it easy.

He hasn't. Like he said that he's standing firm. But one he does waver. He doesn't know what he wants. He doesn't know what's right. And so he is really weak in that sense. But I do feel like he's going to waver. Which makes like what he said last night. Even worse.

Like telling her he's not gonna. Because he's constantly going back on his word. As it pertains to Raniera also um was anyone else like the whole episode just waiting for him to drop dead like I just I'm like oh he's gonna die now like when he was so drunk at the hunt I was like I thought that either something bad was gonna happen or when he went to stab the boar the deer I thought maybe he would die in a way like Robert Baratheon, like a little poisoned wine.

Someone accidentally kills him. Turns out it's not an accident. So I like love Sir Christian Cole. He's so hot. Obviously I'm shipping him and Rhaenyra. So now that Rhaenyra has been given the blessing to choose who she's married to, and I don't think that the dad is being unreasonable.

He's like, no one's going to give your claim any sort of validity. So you should make it as strong as possible. Like marry a Lannister, have a son, so that people can digest the idea of you being queen. She's not helping herself at all. No, not at all. Even he's not above duty.

But speaking of him getting remarried, the way I hate that fucking friend like okay when she was waltzing around the promenade sending the musician out your queen commands bitch shut up okay but like she really could be so much worse I feel and maybe eventually she'll turn fully evil I've seen people say that she's giving like Cirsei vibes. I think she's being very patient with Rhaenyra, as she should be considering she was her friend first. But it's not like she's like whispering the king like bad things about Rhaenyra. She doesn't want it. Anytime she has to go to him and like try and twist his arm,

it's only because like her dad is putting her in that position. I don't, she's not innately a bad person. I'm sorry. When Otto Hightower suggested that Rhaenyra marry Aegon, her two-year-old brother. The brother. I literally died. Like I'm deceased in heaven right now.

Like I was like, I'm just grateful to the king for having a fucking normal reaction to that. Because not only is it disgusting on so many levels, it's just beyond. I think that that was there to make the idea of Rhaenyra and Daemon more palatable. Because now I'm like, well, at least it's not her brother. No, the way I'm obsessed with Rhaenyra and Daemon as a couple is, okay,. Like it's so funny because that actor played Prince Philip in the show. And honestly,

I didn't think he was handsome enough to be Prince Philip. And like, he kind of bothered me the way I think he's so fucking hot now. And like when he got out of that cave and I love how like literally couldn't win the war for three years. Oh, my brother might come to help. Fuck him.

I'm going to win today. Right now. Went in, slayed the crabby man and walked out with the blood on his neck. Oh my God to win today. Right now. Went in, slayed the crabby man, and walked out with the blood on his neck. Oh my God, I was living for it. Living. You do realize he didn't say one word the whole episode.

He was just acting. Not one word. From when he got off the dragon, went on his little rowboat, surrendered, bought the crab a king eater. Not a word. I did not realize that.

No lines in the script for him. No words were spoken. No words needed to be spoken. And yet he was the star. Like I was obsessed with that. Even though my confusion really lied within the crab area. I have literally no idea like what that was. Like who are the crabs?

And who's that guy? I think he's like king of the pirates. And he was disrupting their shipping lanes. Like stealing their booty. Because you could see like by the caves, there was all of this. They're like hoarding stuff. Yeah. And so they didn't have safe passage for their ships.

And the sea snake, I think he's in charge of the Suez. And Sea Snake is Ante's husband? Ante's husband. He's in charge of the Suez and various other shipping ports. And then they wanted Rhaenyra to marry Sea Snake's son, his husband and his husband he's in charge of the swells and various other shipping ports and then they wanted raniera to marry sea snakes son who was that guy at the table yep good match i was into him because his fucking grandpa or that other guy was such a fucking yet uncle was being so negative so negative oh my god that kind of energy no it's war we need positive camaraderie if we all

just wallow in self-pity like we're gonna die right and as the nephew was saying what have you done to fight the war the only one who's fighting this war is Damon is Damon no like so obsessed with Damon I actually cannot remember a character even from Game of Thrones that I've like been more in love with like because it really was like Jon Snow okay yeah for sure but I'm obsessed with Damon like literally obsessed. Obsessed. And I realize you think he's meant to be this ambiguous character.

I saw this quote going around. I think it's from Game of Thrones. About how you know the Targaryens have had people who. Are to some people a hero. And to other people the villain. And I think that he really toes that line really well. Yeah because he didn't have to beat up the messenger. You like that was uncalled for yeah I just still want to know when he was the gold cloaks if those people were actually convicted thieves and rapists and

murderers no it's a good it's an important distinction if he was just like walking around cracking skulls I did feel like the whole pig thing and then the white antler was like a little dumb the game of of Thrones loves that symbolism And I know we're all feeling impatient Because we want answers yesterday But never forget that we sat through Eight seasons of Game of Thrones How many wolves, dire wolves

Did the Starks have that were symbolic? I was just confused Okay, so this boar came out of nowhere And I was like, oh, that's the animal They're all looking for Yes, that's it too So then I'm like Then they see the antelope And I totally am with Rha like let him go let him live no that was okay there's a

difference between hunting as a sport and what the king did which was so fucking loser-y of course and he couldn't even do it on the first try fucking loser so embarrassing that's not a sport that's not did you notice the king was wearing a glove the whole time like i do think he lost the digit perhaps more than one yikes but you know what it's been about four years since the beginning of the show and he's still alive right that's why i was like oh any minute now drop dead yeah Rhaenyra is so stunning. Like this actress, like she's just gorgeous. I know.

She really is. She's amazing too. And when she walks and she has the same style like in Spoh as Dany. So when we're like seeing her walk from the profile, it's just like giving Dany across the seven seas. It's giving Dany Targaryen for sure. Yeah. But she's got to work on her attitude

she's got to stop fighting with her dad like you want him on your side no she is 17 so she's obviously like a moody teenager he's the difference between you becoming queen and you becoming a sorry person yeah and i know he's only two but like i fucking hate agon yeah he's not the vibe like stop i keep like accidentally seeing like small spoilers I'm not I'm not gonna spoil anything I don't know what happens but just like small things that are annoying I'm not gonna spoil anything either but I did see a spoiler I believe the one the first one that you saw about who marries Rhaenyra oh I haven't seen that yeah I think I did but I think I put it out of my mind.

No, and like, it was in my own messages from a toaster. That's wrong. I'll tell you where I saw a spoiler. Twitter. One from Twitter, but I go looking for, I love people's tweets after the show. They're so fucking funny. And sometimes you get some good, like, I didn't realize that Damon didn't speak a word. I'm not going to lie. I saw that on Twitter. Oh my God, fraud. Fraudulent, admitting it. Fraudulent energy but i admitted it i'm admitting it fraudulent energy you admitted it 10 minutes later okay but like i wanted you guys to sink in i'll tell you my sources your sources okay um i once saw a large family tree not family tree yeah tree of royalty no robert baratheon ends up on it you know like it's not the Targaryen family tree it's the

tree of succession um I saw that and then I was looking at a Game of Thrones article today on page six and it said this episode this thing has spoilers for season three I was like great I already watch it what could it be and right there was something that's gonna happen that hasn't happened yet sort of right there and i saw on twitter remember stannis's daughter who was always reading hold on stannis baratheon she was like robert's brother he was the war guy you know he always was with the red he was like skinny and Red lady. Shadow with the face of Stannis Baratheon. Yeah, but I don't remember a kid. His daughter. His daughter, she had the red hair.

She was like a little girl. She had a little bit of gray scale. Oh, of course. And they killed her. Oh my God. And they killed her in such a way. In a sacrifice. Oh my God.

I forgot about that. I forgot about that part. But you know, she was always reading. Of course. Literary queen. Ben hated her. Who did she teach to read? Ben hated her.

Oh, someone who was living. Hated her. Yes, somebody who was living with them. Like a man. An important person who needed to read. Was it? Where were they? The Red Lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were at um who was with them like they were trying to win the war

i don't know whatever who the fuck did she teach to read all right i'll google it hang on stanis baratheon daughter teaching person to read. I never know. I go to Google. Sir Davos. Sir Davos. Yes, yes, yes. He was Jon Snow's. Yes.

Okay, great. She taught Davos to read. Thank you. Anyways, at one point she's talking about what she's reading. I saw like the quote, but I clicked out where she's talking about Rhaenyra because she was reading like the histories. And so I think that if you were to rewatch Game of Thrones, like there would be spoilers.

There's mad spoilers because it's, you know. I love that. It's layered. Layered. George doesn't do it any other way. No, he doesn't. They don't, they don't, he doesn't have two R's in his name for nothing. Reads twice.

Layered R's. So Game of the Throne, Dragon, whatever it's called. What were your questions? What were you confused about? The crabs. Oh. Just all of the crabs. Yeah.

It was a lot. The whole thing. Like, who the fuck is that man? Why is he wearing a mask? Was he burned from the dragons or just like in general? I do think it was previous. Yeah, me too. They look like old wounds wounds plus he already had the mask yeah yeah i just like that popped up out of nowhere it was a little bit stupid yeah okay cool i'm so glad we're in agreement but damon prevails hopefully he can come home

sweep reneara off her feet war hero yet uncle yet uncle um and that's our show it's been an hour and a half I gotta take a piss so badly I was almost gonna do it before I have some dragon recap but I was like I can power through we have our episodes like for the last two weeks have all been an hour and a half and I'm gonna get a UTI because like literally every single day I'm holding in a piece so bad we need to if we're gonna keep doing episodes this long we have to put in a pee so bad. We need to, if we're going to keep doing episodes this long, we have to put in a pee break. Or we need to just like turn these buccal chairs into toilets. With a bedpan underneath.

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