The Toast - S5 Ep132: You Don't Touch the Queenie Letters: Monday, September 19th, 2022
Episode Date: September 19, 2022Queen Elizabeth's top-secret letter is locked in a vault until 2085 (NY Post), David Beckham gets emotional after waiting in line for 12 hours to mourn Queen Elizabeth II (Page Six) (19:50)�...� Kanye West and Candice Swanepoel are dating (Page Six) (28:38) Kim Kardashian and Scott Disick sued for $40M over alleged Instagram scam (Page Six) (31:32) Blake Lively Slams Paparazzi While Sharing Candid Pregnancy Pictures (E! News) (39:23) Manti Te'o gets a hero's welcome at Notre Dame as ex-football star makes his first public appearance at a game since Netflix released documentary (Daily Mail) (46:19) Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap (53:29) The Morning Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) NLOG Tickets: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/tour Merch: https://www.shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Monday. Hey, Claude,
over there in the PNW. How are you? PNWs. I hate when like, okay, so we had a false
start. Jackie and I were recording already for like four minutes, but then we decided
like our interface wasn't great. And I hate just being fraudulent with you. You know,
like having a conversation. We are sisters.
That's like what's so great about our brand.
We're so authentic.
And now I'm out here just like lying.
What do you need to lie about?
Like I just asked you how you're doing.
No, I know.
I just knew we were going to go back into like how's Seattle.
No, no.
All the stuff that happened in those four minutes, gone.
Never to be seen again.
Like not meant to be.
Just look inward and let me know how you're doing
looking inward I'm doing well you sound like you're not doing well you sound like you're
doing worse yeah so I've been sick all week I'm very nasally right now like now I'm just like in
a sneezy phase which is annoying and annoying for you know my podcasting business um but I
I am feeling much better than i was like tuesday wednesday
thursday like i had a really high fever um but now i'm pretty much okay aside from like these
residual sniffles which yeah let's talk about last week which was so crazy you know we had this whole
week planned uh-huh and it was blown to smother No, let's talk about the fact that we're both sick as dogs
with pretty much the same thing, I think.
Yeah.
Miles and miles apart.
Even though we're miles apart.
Miles apart.
Literally.
We're literally contagious.
We're digitally contagious.
I hope the listeners aren't sick.
Jackie.
Huh?
We're viral.
the listeners aren't sick jackie we're viral we're very very viral so thanks to everyone for being patient with us last week jackie turned it out on tuesday even though she was on death's door
wednesday we made it work with shannon thursday we had planned on taking off for personal reasons
and then friday we just both like we're on death's door yeah we
were both unwell and what's really annoying for me is that so I am feeling better today ish like
I've been on the men the last few days now I've thrown my neck out in such a way like I actually
am in so much pain when I take Advil it's a little better but like I was giving Harry lunch
and it was the most painful experience of my life just like sitting there trying to give him a like it was horrible no and that's like what that's a
crazy thing about motherhood it's like okay so I'm let's say I have strep I'm not gonna go into
work today but like as you can't take a day off no there's no days off and what's crazy is like
I'm sick and my back is out yet i'm still cooking like three meals a
day technically it's also so funny how i make harry like as gourmet as i can for every meal i
always like do three three food groups you know right like because that's also how the plate looks
so i do three things for each meal one of them is always a pouch because they're wonderful from
once upon a farm but the other two are always like semi-homemade sandra lee style um and it's crazy how like he eats morgo or may than i do like last night i
made him fresh blended avocado with freshly pureed carrots that like required boiling and everything
in a pouch and for myself i made like frozen fake chicken nuggets stop no but by the way i feel like like that's parenthood like theo is in
the best shape of his life eats organic and like i'm a slob yeah and i just feel like that's how
it's done yeah no it's really crazy like back in the day if my back was out like you couldn't catch
me getting out of bed making even like a bowl of chips like chili now I'm like cooking cleaning just with like with my back out what
can you do no that's so that's wild um and the annoying thing about being sick like this is like
I went to the doctor like she's like thinks I'm faking you know like yeah there's technically
nothing wrong she's like it's just you know it's viral like it's going around yeah that's like very
you know nurse's office back in the day like showing up my head hurts
you're fine no go back to class lunch but by the way i was faking anyway of course you were
of course you were i wonder how school nurses suss out the fakes from the reels no and it must
be really tough because like you don't want that on your hands like a kid who's
actually sick is like miserable getting all the other kids sick but i guess if the kid really has
like no fever like not swollen tonsils like there's a mill like i mean i guess though if the
kid like has the notovirus yeah you know or you don't because true but i also feel like i don't know i i thought it's
really true what you said i feel like back in the day though like you have no symptoms
you know you're a big fat fake but today like i do feel like there's more invisible illnesses
for sure so like i think being a nurse today is much more complicated than it was back in the day
like in a school nurse sense yeah yeah i think too. Shout out to the school nurses who are
who are like really ciphering the real ones from the fake ones. No. So true. And I actually feel
like being a school nurse is like a super fun job. Like the school nurse always had snacks.
Like if you had a bellyache she'd give you saltines. Okay. Sheines delicious snack if you bring your own peanut butter also like other members of staff can have
snacks and they don't have to be in a room that smells like antiseptic that makes them not want
to eat their delicious food no that's an extremely valid point i'm so glad you brought that up
no and then like you're probably always getting sick that too you have like but that's just
nursing in general steel no but these kids are disgusting i mean the illness you have totally
came from like michaela right i don't know how it traveled here we there's like it's possible
it came from k there are many theories there's many theories i don't want to blame it on the k uh she's a sweet girl she's a sweet girl
she's a good kid she is a good kid these kids are good the other good news about me being sick
all week is that i have watched so much tv i have caught up on everything that everyone has wanted
me to watch and i just want to run through it really quickly because i feel really passionately
about a lot of the things that i watched first I caught up on Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills and I'm so glad that I did I'm all caught up I I watched from in the beginning
of the season I skipped episodes while we were still doing recaps so like I don't know why
Crystal was crying in Mexico and like what else happened in Mexico it's so irrelevant okay great
but starting around like Thanksgiving Christmas I picked back up and I'm all caught up
and I have so many thoughts
and I'm really glad that we'll be able to recap it
because it's about to get really interesting.
So I'm really excited about that.
Okay, so it sounds like we're going to have
a heavy TV recap today,
which is good because we've kind of been
neglecting the TV recap.
So perhaps I'll shift Unburden Yourselves
to Tuesday's episode when we're back together on video.
How does that sound?
I love that.
Honestly, I'm not ready to shoulder the burden today.
And by the way, today's TV recap, unfortunately, will not have House of the Dragon.
We are recording this on Sunday because I'm in Seattle. I have a show tonight.
So we are pretty good about House of the Dragon. We'll get you your recap.
We will. I'm really excited to watch it then after real housewives of beverly hills i caught up
on only murders in the building i watched the whole second season i hadn't started the second
season watched it all loved it um so many thoughts whenever we do recap it i also watch and i'm dying
for you to watch man titayo untold the girlfriend who never existed existed um so not okay over this story like it was one of those
documentaries that just had men's power sticks with you and i and i hope has a really positive
outcome and like changes manti's life in the reverse way that that this situation changed
his life 10 years ago oh my god stop i'm gonna cry so fucking fucked claudia you have to watch it
okay i will olivia's been like ragging on fucking fucked claudia you have to watch it okay i will olivia's
been like ragging on me like she's like you have to watch it so it's on my list of things to do
okay then i also watched um tell me lies which is this new hulu show that's based on a book
and it's so good there's only four episodes so that was a little frustrating but i'm glad to be
in it to be a part of something like we'll be watching every wednesday at midnight when the episodes drop if you haven't started and you were thinking
about it it's so good like it's just good shit good college love that romantic stuff
then i weirdly watched the queen with harold and miran because i was missing my girl
and you know what i love harold and miran you know what i noticed like all of this sickness for us
like started on the day that
the queen passed and i don't think that's a coincidence oh it's sympathy sympathy illness
yeah sympathy pains did you see matt smith did an interview on the today show i did and he said that
he knows someone who sat next to prince philip at a meal and surmised that Prince Philip did not watch The
Crown but the queen used to set up a projector on Sunday nights to watch it uh yeah and but it's
like they both dropped the episodes why is she only giving herself one you know I was thinking
that too that that might be like a fault in his story because it's not an episodic show yeah but
she's not like a binge watcher.
She's busy too.
She's busy and I don't see her like binging anything.
She's very regimented.
So maybe she spliced it up for herself in a very responsible way.
Put herself on the schedule.
That would be like, you know,
really on brand for Queen to be like organized
and even with her content.
Yeah.
Have you ever seen the movie The Queen with Helen Mirren?
No.
It's about like the day the week after Diana dies.
And I just feel like everything that happens in the movie is exactly what happened in real
life.
Like they had fucking ring cameras around the property because.
OK, I'm going to watch it.
Yeah, it was really good.
It also made me really miss Prince Philip.
He's so funny.
I've been on like a Matt Smith tear
because I've just become obsessed with him
from Game of Thrones.
And of course I know that he was Prince Philip,
but like he didn't do it for me as Prince Philip.
But I still went down this like little rabbit hole.
Did you know he dated Lily James for five years?
I knew that because I follow you on Instagram
and I was very grateful to have seen that.
I was shocked. I mean, apparently he's been like way famous since before we knew him because he was in Doctor Who which is like the show with a cult following that I've never watched.
But for me like I really became invested in the Game of Thrones era of his career
and I just didn't know that he dated Lily James Lady Rose for rose for five years that's i'm here for that it's fun
i'm here for that too when you're in downton abbey or the crown like those actors they just like
recycle through um they exist in the same universe yeah there's a few big roles that you can get
and game of thrones actually i feel like most of the Game of Thrones actors and actresses are like not new but unknown to us American swine girlies if you watch like if you watch a lot of British
stuff like maybe you know them but if you just watch you know the usual shit you probably don't
yet um so that's why it's cool that he's from the crown even when i was watching the queen the guy who plays prince charles plays king david edward you know wallace simpson and edward uh plays him
in the crown so they're just like and then he played charles later in life no it's actually
nice that they pull like they pick from the same pool of actors it just feels consistent it feels
like it actually is they'reals. They're actually related.
And they're growing up, you know, like Charles then played Edward, you know?
Yes, they're growing up.
And it's like he does look like his grandpa.
Right, because they're the same actor.
Right.
So we'll do a full like Real Housewives recap after the Fast Five, correct?
And we have a lot to catch up on because we didn't do a show Thursday or Friday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We could get into some stuff.
My mind is just like, I'm so caught up.
Like, it's crazy.
Who is she?
You just want to like vomit it out.
Yeah.
But now I'm feeling shy about my thoughts.
Oh, she's shy.
She's so shy.
But it's a Monday.
I haven't been on the show since Tuesday.
And I promised you we're giving you Queen news till the end of September.
And I've got a lot to catch you guys up on.
So.
Jesus, okay.
Excuse me?
How many stories are Queen related?
It's only one story a day with maybe a couple subsets.
Okay, I am getting over it.
Like, I have to let you know.
Deal with it. Like, unless there let you know. Deal with it.
Like unless there's actually something.
Yeah there is.
Okay.
There's the rudeness like towards the queen.
And no that doesn't mean I don't still respect and honor the queen.
But like it's a little like overkill.
I haven't done a show since Tuesday so people have no idea what's going on.
Oh that's true.
And also by the time you're listening to this, the funeral will have happened.
So we will recap that tomorrow.
Great.
Are you going to try and watch still or you're reneging on that too?
I'm not reneging.
My God, it's going to be two in the morning here.
I've been working non-fucking-stop.
I'm sick.
Like, can I live?
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Okay, should we jump right in?
Yeah.
Unless you have more that you want to update us with?
No, I've just been like busy, busy, working, traveling, driving, flying,
planes, trains, automobiles.
Great show in Portland last night.
I'm really excited. We're like big in Seattle. I't know if you know that that's I love that for us they
have like yes well I'm thrilled weather totally even though I have not stepped foot outside
because I'm just like seeing the PNW from the inside of my hotel room I'm just I'm too sick
and I don't have like if I have any energy I need to preserve it for my show. You know what the official food of Seattle should be?
Chili.
I couldn't agree more.
I literally couldn't agree more.
It's always chili weather there.
No, because it's chili outside.
Oh, and because like the rain makes you want to make a chili.
No, and like the weather is chili.
No, I got that.
But like you look outside and you're like, oh my God, I want to cultivate a chili no and like the weather is is chili no i got that but like you look outside and you're like oh my god i want to cultivate a vibe make it where's my le crusade where are my
beans i'm gonna have red beans for dinner how was thrice when you left him back in
new york oh my god i had a dream that that I came home and Theo was stabbed in my bathtub.
You know Bruno's here today
and he really didn't need to hear that.
It was so upsetting. I woke up so early
even though I'm like totally sleep deprived.
I didn't have to wake up. I got
to Seattle at like 1 o'clock last night.
So I went to bed at like 2 and I'm like great I don't have to
do anything until sound check at like 5 o'clock.
I could sleep till noon.
Like, of course I woke up at 8.30 because I had a fucking nightmare.
Damn.
Sorry.
It was devastating.
But it turns out like whoever stabbed Theo, I never found out who it was because I woke up.
They were just playing with my mind because it was a very shallow stab and he was totally
fine.
Even though like I got into the bathtub and like grabbed him because I thought he was
dead and I was going to like say my goodbyes.
But he's literally like.
That's so. He lives. That's so he lives that's so Theo he's a survivor he's a survivor that is so Theo that's so Theo okay well I'm glad he's doing well
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Our first story, Queen Elizabeth's top secret letter is locked in a vault until 2085.
I need to know.
I know, but here's the thing.
It's like not what you think it is at all,
but it gets you thinking about what you think it is. things let's just talk about this one letter queen elizabeth penned a top secret letter
to residents of sydney australia and it won't be opened until the year 2085 wait what
i thought it was literally gonna be like i think charles is a moron. Justice for Meghan Markle. Like, I'm...
No, of course that's what you think it is.
But no, she composed the letter back in 1986
to celebrate the restoration of the city's Queen Victoria building
that same year.
The building which...
No, this is fraudulence and clickbait.
Like, I saw this thing going around and I was like,
oh, I wonder what's in it.
I didn't read the article.
I was just like, oh, that's so classic so classic then like we'll find out what she really thought
of everything when we're 80 I know and that's really what I thought and I actually was like
kept up at night thinking like I need to live until 2085 I need to know what the queen thought
like I thought it was going to be a letter that's like here's what I actually thought about Harry
and Megan leaving here's what I think aboutles i've literally been going to the gym since i heard
about this to try and increase my longevity like that's i'm shocked no or it's like if i was
passing away like i would beg them to show me the letter like i was literally going to reach out to
nicholas cage and have him steal the declaration of independence like i'm shocked i know and then
it got me thinking because obviously like this
queen victoria building letter isn't it but do you think that there is anywhere with the queen's real
thoughts and feelings or did she take that shit to the grave no i'm sure it's in the hearts and
minds of her loved ones like i'm sure you know her close confidants like know what she thought about about people and things in the world I think that she like writes diaries I think that it's on paper
somewhere because you have to like I think she thinks of herself as just like a piece of history
and if you think back to all the kings and queens that like came before her we do have their diaries
we know like a lot of their personal thing like life we know about their personal life not in the way that their contemporaries did but only
because we found out later on you know i mean that's like such an invasion of privacy but
no but i think she like writes everything with the intention of it becoming public one going public
i've read so many youets of Queen Victoria's letters.
The time that she was writing them,
her constituents didn't know what she was writing,
but now little old me does 100 years later.
No, and I get it for the purpose of history,
but just the sheer concept that when you go to museums,
not even the royals, just historical figures in general,
when you go to museums, they have letters, love letters,
diary entries.
It's like historians deserve privacy too.
Yeah, but don't you think some people like the queen write it with the knowledge
that it will one day be read?
For sure, but like that knowledge wasn't afforded to the first people
who had their diary entries revealed.
Yeah, that's true.
Anyways, it's just I really do hope that she left a little something for the crown writers
when they get up to modern day.
She didn't.
I don't think she did because that's the whole point of the queen is like you're not supposed
to know what she thinks.
She's not a political person.
Like she's supposed to be this neutral girly and that's what she was and I don't think
she's going to change that.
Yes, but I think in like many, many years when it no longer matters what is happening today like we will get information
about stuff just based on diaries you know NDA is expiring palace officials like just recently
something came out um from the diary of the doctor who was her dad's doctor. Uh-huh.
That he, that the king was like,
euthanized.
Like, when he passed away, like he was, no, intentionally.
Like he was given a lethal shot.
Right, right, right.
That just came out.
But at the time, no one knew that.
Because the doctor's diaries are now out. i'm sure we'll learn more about her i'm sure it will not be for an extremely
long time i hope we're still alive i hope i'm still alive like really that that crushes me like
i don't have fomo but like future generations like knowing intimate insights into what's going
on with the royal family today like kills me no jacks because then like you'll be in heaven chilling with the queen like you'll know and i
can just ask her myself right like straight up straight from the source straight from the horse's
mouth no i'll probably still be standing in line like in our next story subset b david beckham who
gets emotional after waiting in line for 12 hours to mourn queen elizabeth the second this was really
sweet david beckham got emotional saying goodbye
to the Queen after waiting in line for over 12 hours to pay his respects to the late monarch.
The British soccer star was snapped wiping away tears inside Westminster Hall on Friday.
He was also seen burying his head in his hands as he stood with other mourners. He appeared to
have lined up without his famous family at 2 a.m. on Friday morning and waited over 12 hours to see
the Queen lying in state. He didn't seem to mind the intention he got in line and allegedly even brought
a bunch of lucky fans donuts to keep them energized as they waited in line this was really really cute
because can't he also just you know skip the line i'm sure he could have called someone up
and like gotten special treatment but like the fact that like he wasn't making it about him makes me like him so much.
And, you know, I think of David Beckham as a lot of things.
Like stud, soccer player, Mr. Victoria.
But I always like, not that I forget, but I don't like think of him first and foremost as a dad.
And this is like so something someone's dad does.
Do you know what I mean? it's like p-jom
dad energy it really is and it's just like he's such a brit like just standing there with his
compatriots yeah i mean when we were talking last week about like the group of celebrities in the
uk that always get invited to royal functions it's literally the beckhams and elton john like they're up there so if he wanted to just like walk in cut the line they would have
arranged it for him and it just makes me think of him as like this nice Hamish down to earth salt
of the earth kind of guy totally and there is going to be like a really big reception for
heads of state big wigs medium, medium wigs, everyone.
And they're calling it the reception of the century Daily Mail.
And I have to imagine like David and Victoria would be invited to that.
Right.
But it's just nice to know that like even if they weren't, like they still,
they're just like, they're just citizens, you know?
They're just UK citizens.
They really are.
I thought it was a really, really cute story.
And it's one more.
It was very sweet. Not that we're keeping story. And it's one was very sweet.
Not that we're keeping score, but it's one more point in the David and Victoria versus
Brooklyn and Nicola.
Right.
Even though like, you know, Nicola claims there's nothing there.
I'm just not believing her.
No, everything that Nicola and Brooklyn do.
I'm just like, there's drama.
They walk down the aisle.
They walk down the runway for like vogue world or whatever
drama like vogue world actually looked really sick yeah it looked pretty like fun considering
it's about right yeah you know like serena williams was iconic lil nas x was iconic i feel
like they did a pretty good job when vogue for some reason like especially in the last couple
of years like i don't even associate vogue with fashion week even though they're like the number
one fashion magazine in the world, you know?
Yeah. No, it was giving, like, fashion's night out a little bit.
Yeah. But, like, in a cute way. I feel like for so long, Vogue was, like, so anti, like,
digital, anti-influencer, like, and now they're, like, finally catching up and, like,
inviting, like, young people to their events, like, even, like, Met Met Gala vibes and I feel like it's
it's it's working for them I thought that was like a cool event good for them it's hard to
stand out when like every brand is like doing the most during fashion week it's also called
hard to stand out when you were born to fit in yeah I couldn't agree more
that's not the quote um anyways that's your queen well it depends who you're talking to
this is true it could be the quote that's your queen news for the day i hope it was
handleable for you no it was good it was good and i do hope one day we get the queenie ladders
you don't touch the quainty ladders
love that was a good reference really top top top notch 10 out of 10 thank you so much thank you
i'll leave it at that for the day you're welcome next up hot new couple alert k kanye west and
candace swanepoel are dating page six is told that kanye is indeed dating
candace swanepoel but sources also tell page six it's not exactly true love in fact they say it's
bs to shill sunglasses conveniently candace is that they say that it's the pr thing for his
sunglasses oh his sunglasses right right right conveniently candace is the face of yeezy gap sunglasses in
the pair party together at a new york fashion week event and it's not lost in the marketing
savvy kanye that a well-publicized romance would do wonders for the brand's profile
that's page six's words and i and i disagree with them so do i kanye is like he's nuts but he's not
he doesn't do that and he doesn't need need Candace Swanepoel to make him like famous or relevant.
Or to sell his sunglasses.
And there's backlash.
No, and he puts out like literal rags and people like can't stop buying it.
I don't think he needs help selling his sunglasses.
I don't think he needs to be in a PR relationship.
Me neither.
Though, now I'm thinking back to Julia Fox.
um though now i'm thinking back to julia fox and that wasn't a pr relationship but it also wasn't like true love either no but it was just like a relationship i don't think i think connie is
definitely like a business focused person and you know he wants to sell and he's a marketer but i
don't think he really takes that to his relationships honestly I think his relationship sometimes and especially these days just become about like
what like someone being his muse and it's just like them spending all their time together and
it's not necessarily like they're dating or whatever or in love but it's just like a it's
bubbling over from his creative process like I feel like she's his muse right now yeah I don't know I just I don't see
that as something he does like and I'm always skeptical of relationships because I think like
so many celebrities are always being fraudulent but I don't know I don't see this I don't agree
with page six's take at all so do you think they're um otp actually no no I don't but I I'm
very much here for this like I think they're I think they're
probably like hooked up it's fashion week you know shit's wild people are tired they probably
hooked up maybe they're going out like a fling I don't think it's the end-all be-all I think it's
great for her I think it's great for him and it's fun anything can happen during fashion week
so true it's just like draft day a hundred percent oh draft day i was triggered watching
man titayo he had a really not he had a hard draft day he had a hard draft day and it's because
anything could happen and and that's like anything could happen anything could happen
you think when you think anything could happen you think it's obviously like positive but there's there's negatives too so i mean for sure for sure are you ready for our next
story a little legal news yes kim kardashian and scott disick have been sued for over 40 million
dollars over alleged instagram scam i want to get your thoughts on this kim and scott are being sued for 40 million dollars for promoting lux prizes on instagram
that are allegedly part of a fake lottery scam people who entered the contests were allegedly
promised a chance at winning items such as a first class ticket to la or a three-night stay
in beverly hills and even a hundred thousand dollars sources close to the company that
organizes these lotteries called cur called curated businesses which sounds like an extremely fake business told tmz on thursday that there have
been legitimate winners and that they have the paperwork to prove it however the plaintiffs
claim the law claiming the lawsuit that kim and scott and curated businesses organized organized
the contest to allegedly sell their personal information to advertisers according to tmz
they claim they have been invaded by hundreds of advertisers,
some of which are soliciting the plaintiffs
with potentially offensive and unwanted content.
Scott is allegedly the main organizer of the lotteries,
and celebrities like him, her family members Chloe,
Kourtney, Chris, and Kylie have helped promote it
to their millions of followers on Instagram.
But do they own the company?
I don't know
what their relationship is but i do feel like it's scott's relationship and he was like yeah
going to them for like a long time probably about it and eventually the money was right and so they
did it um but this is one of those things it's like now that it's in writing like this i'm like
oh yeah duh like what the fuck is that shit? No, by the way, we've always known that those giveaways were fucking weird.
No, I knew that they were like a-
And like kind of beneath them.
Yes, and like a janky way to make money.
And that they didn't need to resort to those things.
But never did I think like it would be like an illegal scam.
And now that you think about it, it's like they do so many of them.
We've never heard from anyone being like, oh my God, I won.
Like, you know, I was watching, I think it was Heather McDonald saying like, like they do so many of them we've never heard from anyone being like oh my god I won like you
know I was watching I think was Heather McDonald saying like you know someone could have won and
like made a TikTok video like I won a hundred thousand dollars from Kim Kardashian's giveaway
here's what I got like it's reminding me of that McDonald's scam McMillions yeah but also what's
fucked about it and I think part of the reason why like a lot of people have
had like a bad taste in their mouth about it is like because of the tax positioning it puts the
person in like you have to pay tax even if you get something for free and not even on the money on
the bags so it's like you're winning something that's going to cost you money that you don't have
okay but like if you even want it i want to hear from anyone who's in this tax situation
because they won something.
Okay, I remember like a few years ago, like some Instagram account did a deep dive and
I remember them perhaps finding at least one person who won.
But you're right, like if they're doing it as frequently as they are, like there aren't
more people like posting that they won, making TikToks totally.
And it's always been like, this was the least shocking thing, by the way.
No, it's so obvious, but I always like least shocking thing by the way no it's it's
so obvious but I I always like when I watch American Greed I'm like I wonder what's like
the next sort of thing like or what's something that's like hiding in plain sight that's like
fraudulent such these things these things yeah no this and this is just so bizarre and I'm sure
they're all like fucking annoyed at Scott because like he begged them to do it
and now they're like being dragged
and like have a fucking lawsuit on their hands.
And like I get them being justifiably annoyed.
Yeah.
So we'll see.
Maybe it's not fraudulent,
but it just, it feels like it is.
But the thing is,
I was never under the assumption
that they owned the company.
I thought it was like definitely something Scott
like helps them with
and like maybe he knew the guy who owned it. I thought that they didn't own the company and if they don't, like they bear the company. I thought it was like definitely something Scott like helps them with and like maybe he knew the guy who owned it.
I thought that they didn't own the company.
And if they don't, like they bear no responsibility.
Like if you did a partnership with, you know, Skims, I don't know why.
Like if you did a partnership with LG and LG got sued by someone,
like that has no bearing on you.
Yeah, well, it reminds me of Fyre Festival
and all the people who posted about it who like, you know, they're.
That's true. I don't know if they were held liable in any way but just um when you're advertising something and it's false advertising
yeah no that's definitely a big question why the kardashians won't suffer and perhaps why they
might not be caring about this is like celebrities of all kind even most influencers you have
insurance for all of your brand deals.
Like if you're a touring comedian, you have insurance if somebody trips
and breaks their neck at a show, they can't sue you.
You have a brand deal, you get insurance, you have like general liability insurance.
So they won't be hit financially even if they lose.
They have insurance for sure.
Yeah, and I don't think that they're part of the –
they own this business like in any way.
I just – I think it's Kim, Scottott and the business are named in the suit also from what i've seen might own
the business like a part of it what i've seen from people who have entered is that like you get so
much spam afterwards and it's giving that's not illegal it's giving jen shah that's not illegal
selling information i mean yeah like data harvesting that's an industry right like you It's giving Jen Shah. That's not illegal. Selling information.
I mean, yeah, like data harvesting, that's an industry.
Right, like it's unethical, but like you sign up for Nordstrom,
Nordstrom sells your data.
They give your first name, last name, location, birthday, gender,
all that stuff.
That's just the world we live in.
Selling information is annoying, but it's not illegal.
Someone sold the Redheads email address.
Oh, tell everyone.
It's unusable now. I have to start anew. to tell everyone what happened you have to make a new email the redheads at gmail.com it's like not
gonna work yeah yeah because like the inbox is like all this spam from like naughtychats.com
and like the aarp at first i thought someone was fucking with me because i started getting emails
from the aarp and i was like oh someone like put our email address in for this but then there was
a first name that everything was addressed to so I was like oh whoever it is like they just spelled
their email address wrong so now I'm on this one email list where they put their address in wrong
and I felt bad I unsubscribed as much as I could but now it's like floods of clear-cut spam and
like someone made a profile on like naughty chats or what I don't know but I think
it's the end of the redheads email address so I'll have to make something devastating it's devastating
so I feel for these people whose email addresses like at one point but like all of my email
addresses not some more than others but like really a lot of them get so much fucking spam like
yeah how much spam do you get
until you start a new email address like why do I have hundreds of like emails a day in my
phone inbox that like are I'm not looking at you know I mean I guess I guess it's just like
how attached to the email account are you are you waiting for an email from a long-lost lover like
then you're never gonna give it up but if if eventually like less and less important shit is coming through to this account
you're happy to give it up yeah that's so true speaking of a letter from a long lost lover did
you see this tiktok about camilla and charles's relationship being the same as the notebook
yes i did i thought that was a brilliant take. I thought so too.
Very compelling.
And it's actually exactly what we were saying last week
that Camilla and Charles,
though they're not for everyone,
when you boil it down,
it's quite a romantic story,
much like the notebook.
No, and like,
you can acknowledge that
while still having sympathy
for what Diana had to go through
because she was really just a pawn and she got used and thrown out like yesterday's trash.
Like you can still think that like they should have been married and they are OTP
and like they have a beautiful love story
while also acknowledging all the people's lives they ruined on their way to each other.
Yeah. Yeah.
And I really believe partially it wasn't their fault.
Definitely Charles could have handled it better and not been a four-year-old about it but no there are a lot of similarities i saw that tiktok of
the girl making the comparison like if you're gonna romanticize and glorify noah and ally
then you have to do the same to charles and camilla because it's literally the same thing
yeah damn mic drop mic drop are you ready for our next story i am you're just ready just like that yeah i'm ready
just like that i have a plan okay cool um next story blake lively is pregnant and she's slamming
the paparazzi while sharing her pregnancy news alongside some candid photos so blake lively
posted to instagram here are photos of me pregnant real life so the 11 guys waiting outside my home for a sighting will leave me alone you freak me and
my kids out thanks to everyone else for all the love and respect and for continuing to unfollow
accounts and publications who share photos of children you all have the power against them
and thank you to the media who have no kids policy you make all the difference much love xxb and she posted a carousel of all these very
sweet pregnant images including an image with taylor swift yeah the swifty in the room um
i love blake lively but i do sometimes forget she exists which i think is really nice for her
i think that is nice i think that's really ideal especially for someone like
her who clearly wants her privacy. Literally just said that and you know you do a movie you do press
everyone loves you remembers you and then you can go and do your thing for a little bit and I'm not
sure how far along she is but so far she has been enjoying her pregnancy and privacy. Yeah no it's
nice she looks beautiful. She's so stunning like it's actually not fair that like a human being
like her exists and she's like she's so stunning and she's looked like that since she
was 16 like that's actually how she was born which makes me feel worse because like remember when
they named Bella Hadid the most beautiful woman in the world and it's like well that makes me feel
great because that's not what Bella Hadid looks like so not even the most beautiful woman in the
world looks like the most beautiful woman in the world right but like Bella Thorne I mean not Bella
Thorne Bella what's her name? Who are we talking about?
Blake Lively. I'm having a stroke.
I'm having a stroke.
Wait.
Blake Lively.
Oh my God.
You were stuck in Bella.
But like Blake Lively, like she literally looks like how she looked in Sisterhood of
the Traveling Pants.
Like it ain't right.
Yeah, she does.
And I'm happy.
But it's nice to have like aspirational people too.
Yeah. But it's, it sucks. aspirational people too. Yeah.
But it's, it sucks.
Yeah.
I'm happy for her though and her mans and their family.
And she's like, she's sweet.
Did you watch the episode with Shannon?
Most of it.
So did you see the Ryan Reynolds thing no so like he had this um
like story come out he basically like had a colonoscopy and there's a video to prove it
and before I read the story I was like going off about him he's just like a thirst monster and like
I'm kind of over him and he's like desperate and then I read the story and I was like going off about him. He's just like a thirst monster and like I'm kind of over him and he's like desperate. And then
I read the story and it's like this amazing thing he
did for like colonoscopy awareness with
like a charity. Like I literally felt like
such a bitch.
So you don't think that anymore?
Like that he's annoying?
I do actually, but not as it
pertains to that particular story because that was a nice thing.
It wasn't the right time to
try. It wasn't the time or the space for the conversation.
Okay.
What about now?
Yeah.
I mean, I just feel like he's weirdly so A-list, but he also does stuff sometimes that it's
like giving desperado vibes.
And I'm not talking about the colonoscopy thing because that was really nice like using
his platform.
I feel like he's stuck sometimes in like this cycle of like clickbait buzzfeed.
Like I'm going to do.
Chrissy Teigen vibes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like still on that like PR track.
Can't get off.
Like now like the thing is, you know, posting funny TikToks or like he could be dancing
with his kids and instead he's like doing like pranksters shit.
Yeah.
Like he just gives like he gives like low budget energy
sometimes when he's so A-list
like him and his wife.
Yeah.
That's what I was trying to say
but I chose the wrong moment.
It's okay.
And I apologize.
It's okay.
It happens.
It happens to the best of us.
Mm-hmm.
Are you ready for our
fifth and final story?
Wow. Time like truly flies by when you're being hilarious
with your sister and best friend. Oh my God. And don't forget about Bruno.
Can you guys hear him snoring?
Brass and Strass.
Brass and Strass.
Brass and Strass.
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Brass and Strass.
Brass and Strass.
Brass and Strass.
Brass and Strass. My sweet angel Bryce. brass and strass and brass and strass and brass and strass and my sweet angel Bryce.
Mommy loves you so and I'm so proud of you.
Cause I'm your lady.
And you are my Bryce.
Are you ready for our fifth and final story?
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Our fifth and final story,
some heartwarming news for this Monday morning.
Manti Teo gets a hero's welcome at Notre Dame
as ex-football star makes his first public appearance at a game since the Netflix released documentary on him being catfished 10 years ago.
I don't want to spoil anything about the documentary.
I mean, Olivia gave me like the gist, like his grandma died and some woman catfished him pretending to be his grandma's reincarnated spirit.
No, not even close.
Oh.
Olivia didn't say that.
No, maybe I misunderstood. I'm sorry. Not even close. Like, it say that maybe no maybe I misunderstood I'm sorry
not even close like it's pretty close but like not the reincarnated not the reincarnated spirit
he was catfished when he was a junior and senior playing football for Notre Dame by this man who
now um identifies as a woman it's confused like at the time 10 ago, it was a man pretending to be a woman online.
Now she goes as a woman.
By she.
By she.
But at the time of the film, the documentary, nobody knew that Renia, who was the person
who was catfishing Manti, that now Renia identifies as a woman.
So the pronouns are just kind of confusing.
Out the window at this point.
Because of the catfish
situation right um but he was catfished by renia like they were in a relationship um online and
renia like couldn't get out of it also renia is like an insane fucking narcissist like
is renia in the documentary yes and that's makes it. But so that makes it really interesting.
And between the two of them telling the story,
and they really have, you know,
it's a similar story of how everything happened.
Between them telling the story and us hearing from Naya,
is what she goes by now,
and seeing like really how insane this person is,
like really delusional and cruel. And then i think actually the thing that makes the
documentary is man tie teo what a man what the world was so not worthy like and what a thing
to happen to him he was literally up for the heisman trophy like one of the best football
players in the country ready to get drafted to the nfl he actually like when he was a junior after his
junior year they were like he could have gone to the draft but he decided he wanted to play his
senior year at notre dame and like the school loved him so much he was like this huge role
model for the whole community and it was just it's an amazing story and after this and this
thing like took him down this thing took him down he must have lost millions and millions of
dollars in like because he should have been in the first round of the draft pick when he did draft
and he wasn't and like why because this whole thing like and no one knew really for sure like
was he a part of this because he played his senior year for his grandma and his girlfriend who passed
away on the same day and it was this amazing story and then it came out a few months later like there was no girlfriend
and so it was like did Manti make this up as like this story for himself to like get some you know
maybe he wouldn't have been nominated for the Heisman if he didn't have such a great story
about him um so it kind of sullied his name and I think a lot of teams and people like maybe didn't
think he was involved but just didn't want the drama.
Yeah.
He didn't get drafted till the second round.
And which takes your contract from like huge dollars, much less.
If I were Manti, like I would fucking sue the shit out of this woman.
Every million dollar that I did not make.
And the thing about Manti is like he forgives her.
And he like and he just could never be me like I would never forgive this person I'm always shocked when
like the perpetrator agrees to sit down for the documentary one because like you're never gonna
come off the hero and two like you're probably just better off like having people not really
know what you look like yeah well I think when it all happened, like Renia said that he like she then like what couldn't
get jobs or anything.
Maybe she thinks now this is like clearing her name and hearing from her was like good
for us to see like how twisted this person could be.
And like, you know, it makes for great entertainment.
Really thinking that she was like helping manti like at one point she was like i would like tell him you
know things about the game that he because uh oh my god like really thinking that she was responsible
for his success just delusion mental illness and it also shows like just the role of the media and
like bringing someone up like everyone was like all in for manti and then they just fucking
chew you up and spit you out and even like his football game changed after the whole scandal
because he like couldn't trust himself anymore because he's like no of course his like his
therapist said he was like have you forgiven ranaya and manti's like yeah yeah and his therapist like have you forgiven yourself no he like hadn't
it was just an amazing documentary i know everybody watched it like two months ago and
i'm like so fucking behind but let me live um and i just like justice for i don't know what we can do
for manti he now is married and has um a baby girl and so i think he's
thriving and he did play some years in the nfl but obviously not to the degree that everyone thought
that he would and it's just like this person out of nowhere like came into his life and fucking
ruined it and nothing that he did like deserved it like nothing that he didn't like seek this
person out like just so messed up and it was
so I'm sure at the time two people were like how could this big you know college player have a
girlfriend that he's never met and it's like he when you hear the circumstances it actually makes
a lot of sense he was from Hawaii he played football for Notre Dame which is a Catholic
school but he's Polynesian Mormon soon so at like at notre dame he definitely
was a bit of a fish out of water and like this person reaches out to him on facebook who's part
of his community and feels you know like home and they create this like they start talking and i
think it was just like someone he could open up so i'm literally gonna cry like taking advantage
of a vulnerable person claudia like i could i literally could cry and i just don't know how we can support manti now
but we absolutely have to now i think for him he should be a motion motivational speaker because
he's literally the most positive like precious gem of a manti that i've ever you know we need
chris jenner to manage him yeah there and i olivia was telling me that like when the documentary came out like there's been this whole Manti renaissance which I'm so happy for um and I just let me know how we can support
Manti and all of his endeavors because I fully intend to well I think we can all start by just
following him on Instagram I think that's a currency these days and it can't hurt yeah so
true so anyways he went back to Notre Dame for the first time in 10 years to a
hero's welcome he's like choking up and like teary-eyed and the whole stadium is like going
crazy like Manti was like their hero their hero so if you haven't watched it you should watch it
Claudia okay by the way I'm literally I have to eat lunch after this and I have like two hours to
do nothing I'll put it up on my computer.
Can't wait.
And then watch Tell Me Lies.
But let's do TV recap.
Yes, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
I'm so curious to know your thoughts because we finally got down to like the 818 drama.
I think the big blow up that everyone has been talking about since before the season even premiered with Kathy happens next week.
Lisa Rinna is the the perpetrator of it.
But before that, like I really want to talk about,
like, this break in the group, how, like, everyone's leaving Kyle's house. And Kyle looked
a little crazy, but, like, I thought she was totally justified in, like, being so upset. Like,
Dorit's her best friend. Like, I think sometimes Dorit, like, wants to be married to her and
Mauricio. And for her to leave, I totally understood, like, wanting to feel safe. I
totally get feeling safer in a hotel than in a house. I get that.
But like, I don't know, like running around with Erica, like it would hurt.
And obviously for some reason, this whole Kimo Sabe affair, like was a really big deal
to Kyle for whatever reason.
Either it's the fact that like she spends a lot of time there with her family or just
her getting the store to agree to film and close down was a big deal.
And the way like nobody came, like that would have upset me too.
No, it would have upset me, but I did not feel sympathy for Kyle.
I thought she was acting like a child and a loser, honestly.
And the whole like, you know what?
You can't you can't predict like what event is going to slap,
what event is going to be like, you know, you can't even on a trip of lay people, you know, sometimes it's the best nights are like when you didn't
really have much plan. And sometimes you go to the extent of planning so deeply and like,
it just doesn't, people aren't in a good mood. Like people don't want to be there. Like trips
are just funny, especially girls trips. You can't plan what the best moment is going to be. And like
Kyle just kept trying to like manufacture this moment at Kimo Sabe. And it's like,
I don't feel sorry for
you if you cared about people being there and having fun like you would have had them drinking
Kathy's tequila you saw how upset that that made her and so like I was so upset for Kathy on behalf
of Kathy the whole episode and like Kyle is really the perpetrator in that instance and it's like okay
so you want to read there but you don't give a shit if your sister's there so by the way true and they did have kyle's i mean kathy's tequila but they like weren't it's
like it's like they were told they have to have it and put it out but they forgot they just had
it and they didn't do anything with it and like lisa rena is so intentional like the way she's
like my friend kendall okay if you're so close first of all if you're so close to her you would
have already tried it no it's been out for like a year it's been out for like a year and like stop and it's like awkward at her being like my
friend kendall jenner when like kyle is actually best friends with chris jenner yeah yeah so i i
and as much as yes kyle and dureet are very close and dureet happened to be off with erica all day
like kyle dureet and erica are and lisa are really close i do Erica all day. Like Kyle, Dorit and Erica and Lisa are really close.
I do think all four of them are kind of interchangeable.
And Erica just happened to be like in the room with Dorit
and Dorit happened to be there too, to, you know,
she was going to be a friend to Erica
just because that's the friend that she woke up next to.
I don't think it was really about picking sides or anything,
but just like trying to be there for Erica. It so weird because Erica has lost her fucking mind she has she has but I felt like for
the first time I was understanding what she was trying to say no by the way of course and you
know what if I'm in her position and like I've just been dragged for over a year into being called like some terrible things that I'm definitely close to but I'm not responsible
for I understand the frustration but like the lack of self-awareness to the fact that she's filming
a tv show um like it's like she's really just decided she doesn't give a fuck what the audience
thinks of her even if it gets her fired yeah she doesn't care what the audience thinks of her but
there were two things that I felt like fell slipped through the cracks of like
what she was trying to say which was one that she you know everything with her has to be like
allege this allege that even the victims like until it is proven like she has to say alleged
victims you know i i think that there are victims 100 but from what i understand when there's like
a big class action situation like this,
there are nefarious actors who come in.
Like ambulance chaser vibes.
Who come in and try and like get something too.
Yes.
So she can't,
like if she just sweepingly is like,
yes, they're all victims,
like she's actually might be giving credence to people
who don't have an actual grievance to end.
So I do think that that is sort of prudent of her and then also like her saying with the earrings like if she just gives over the earrings because
that it's admitting by the way no no not even not even that it's admitting guilt but just because
it feels like the right thing to do again like that money whatever earring money could go to
some of those claimants who are not
legitimate as we just established there are people who come out of the woodwork who try like that's
just not the way that things are done so when she's yelling at crystal and it's like you you're
just doing that out of the court of public opinion but like there is a law and i will follow the law
like i i i understood what she was saying it's like you can't just like operate based on feeling
especially when you don't know
which of the big group of people which are the legitimate victims which there are and who are
people who are just who are trying to further victimize those people right so she didn't get
her point across in any good way but that was a good way the first time where I feel like I actually
understood her frame of mind no for sure and
by the way I'm like sympathetic to the fact that like what she's going through fucking sucks but
I think just the way that she acts towards the women like and unevenly like yeah the way she
got so mad at Kyle when like Kyle really didn't do anything like calm down the way she's just so
unrelenting on on Sutton and I thought it was so manipulative how
she was like to Crystal like I've been such a good friend with you I sat with you while you
cried in Mexico so basically in Mexico Crystal and Sutton had gotten to like a dumb fight and
Crystal started crying and Erica was so like like hating Sutton like to the 10th degree she doesn't
even like Crystal but she went over to Crystal to be like look we're all victims of Sutton it was
so calculating and so manipulative it actually like it looked pathetic it looked so desperate on Erica's
part that I wish Crystal had been like please you didn't come over to me for me you came over to me
to like make this group against Sutton it was so obviously like manipulative oh of course I can't
sorry my phone dropped I can't believe Crystal didn't see that like you're just telling me and
I can tell you that it's like she didn't care like she didn't even look at Crystal twice before that
and now she's like I get it girl like I get it like it was so fraudulent yeah also um I had
mostly been hearing about all this Diana stuff like from you and like from like Instagram or
you know people just talking about oh Diana's like so evil whatever and that moment the first night that they got to Aspen was like really nasty the c-word the c-word
like so nasty but taking that out of it like up until that point I actually am I the only one who
like kind of understood where Diana was coming from about the miscarriage thing like for sure
by the way like that was a weird thing Sutton did at our
sales party yeah first she comes in being like you can be here but you're bleeding but you're
miscarrying it's like shut up like yeah this really happened to this person and like and then in order
to say like oh no I do care she's like telling her something that she hasn't like and expecting
a warm reaction no so that's where I disagree. I
think, like, no one's really talking about, because, like, Diana's the worst, but no one's
really talking about how, like, it all started. Like, Sutton, that was really fucked up what she
said. Like, even if there was inconsistencies and, like, you're on bed rest, but you're here, like,
shut up. But everything that happened after that, in that conversation, and then just afterwards,
like, is so insane. Like, Diana's so out of pocket on so many things. She's such a mean girl like beyond and I
think like Sutton like for the one time in her life like decided to be on the offense and she
like handled it like in an extremely unethical manner. Like that was not cool what she said to
Diana about the miscarriage but then like it's just incessant. It's nonstop. And, like, she just, she could have decided she doesn't like Sutton
and, like, moved on from it.
But, like, she just keeps going lower and lower.
And, like, when they're all just, like, sitting there.
And everyone's being mean to Sutton.
Like, not just Diana.
And the way that Garcelle's, like, the only one with a heart
is so beyond surprising to me.
And I don't know how Sutton pretends to be friends with Kyle.
Kyle is the worst fucking friend.
She's a terrible sister.
A terrible friend. Kyle is, like, doing this thing this season where it's like i'm just gonna be
fucking lazy and just talk about everybody else's beef not get involved in anything and just like
continue to bring shit up when people are on the mend or like just constantly she is stirring the
pot like it's so crazy in a really obvious way she's not even being subtle right and it's like she did it
to Sutton all last season like bringing up any awkwardness Sutton was experiencing it's like let
things just happen and then this season she's doing it all the time and it's so weird I don't
know how like someone doesn't call her out and just like that whole conversation in Aspen was
because of Kyle started it yeah oh by the way Kyle brings everything up and brings everything up. And she's gotten, like, lazy over the years.
You're right.
Like, she used to have, like, a really good way
of being, like, subtly bringing stuff up.
This time she's like, so let's talk about Sutton.
Yeah.
Like, she's not even good at hiding it anymore.
No, she'd be like, thanks, everyone, for coming.
But it feels like Sutton and Diana don't like each other.
Let's talk about that.
But, but, but, but, when Kyle and Erica are having a fight
and Kyle's really torn up about it she
wants to speak to Erica privately but she insists that everyone else air their shit out in the whole
group so last week when I was telling you about like her and um Kathy like her just kind of blowing
up Kathy's spot at every chance with the purse and the slippers and you thought maybe it was her way
of like getting in on the fanfare what are your thoughts now that you've actually seen it? I think it's a little bit of both still.
I do think it's her still, like, just trying to, you know, be in on Kathy's moments,
because everything Kathy does is, like, accidentally iconic.
Viral.
But I also think it's, like, her wanting to just, like, put her down.
But, I mean, if Kathy does snap next week I it's shocking that she didn't snap sooner like
she's so disrespected by Kyle and and Rinna too and she's in a house with him like why is Kathy
in a bunk bed she's your sister she's your older sister she's your older sister I would never put
Olivia in a bunk bed when there's other rooms that I put my friends in. Oh my God. Totally. The accommodations is weird. When I saw Kathy
laying in the bunk bed, I'm like, wow, she's a real trooper. Like even though she's like this
hoity-toity Hilton, the richest one of the group, like she's laying in a bunk bed. Also, everyone's
like, oh my God, this thing next week, it's so big. Like it's so crazy. But if Lisa Rinna is our
only witness and narrator. And it's not on camera. I'm going to go ahead and say it's so crazy but if lisa rinna is our only witness and narrator it's not on camera i'm
gonna go ahead and say it's a big fat nothing burger honestly i don't think it's anything i
don't think it's anything and i think if we're going on the word of lisa like i'm this is nothing
it's a nothing 100 and by the way um justice for kathy like the way Lisa had the absolute gall
to say
in her confessionals
like
alright Kathy
like promoting the tequila
like it's a lot.
We get like
you're kidding me right?
Yeah.
You're kidding.
Rinna Beauty.
Rinna Rose.
And that's just this season.
QVC.
Yeah.
DNA clothing
for your kids.
Every season it's another low budget affair affair at least this tequila by the way they sent me a bottle because i was firmly team kathy they
reached out thank you casa del sol it's backed by evil angoria a ton of celebrities it's extremely
legitimate like jealous wench much lisa and it's not like they don't drink Yeah, like, it's not like she's literally bringing them yoga mats, okay?
Like, and they're all partying, like, let's do yoga.
It's not a big deal.
And Kathy's just, Kathy's not a professional thirst monster like the others.
So yeah, are her overtures like a little over the top?
Like, where's the tequila?
Because she's just a normal human being.
She doesn't think, how can I subtly, like, have an advantage in this scene?
She doesn't think the way the other women think in order to, like, promote themselves without being obvious. she doesn't think how can i subtly like have an advantage in this scene she doesn't think the way other women think in order to like promote themselves without being obvious
she doesn't care she's on the show she's famous oh this is a great platform i just invested in
this thing let me put it on the show yeah yeah i really felt for feel for her on this trip and i i
i'm it's gonna take a lot of convincing and some real fucking footage for me to turn real footage
so they filmed the
reunion this week um it's I think the only reunion in history that doesn't have a cast photo Andy
said like it was so they could not speak like nobody got up for a photo they all just left
they didn't even realize till afterwards that they forgot the cast photo that's I wonder what
the beef is like and if long-standing friendships are being challenged because if it's just the usual like garcelle versus everyone who's so fucking mean um and yeah and garcelle having to
put all morality on her back no it's but thank god we have her thank god we have her she is just
she is she not like do you like do you understand what i've been saying like is she your favorite
housewife of all time she really is like, she's so on the money.
And she's still funny and entertaining and all that.
And, like, she sticks up for her friends, like, even when it's not popular.
Like, she's that saying.
Like, what's popular isn't always right and what's right isn't always popular.
Bruno.
Sorry, Bruno loves Garcelle.
So we'll get back on track with the recaps this week.
And tomorrow's episode we'll try and do House of the Dragon.
And Unburden Yourselves.
Unburden Yourselves and Untold.
On what?
Untold.
That's what the series of documentaries of the Manti Teo thing is.
Got it.
Okay.
And Untold.
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