The Toast - S5 Ep136: Gold Galaxy: Friday, September 23rd, 2022

Episode Date: September 23, 2022

Tell Me Lies Recap (3:43) NFL introduces the Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show (NFL) (17:57)  Ellen DeGeneres protege Greyson Chance rips 'manipulative' comedian (Page Six) (34:11)  'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' and 'Riverdale' Actor Ryan Grantham Sentenced to Life for Killing His Mother (PEOPLE) (41:29)  Jeff Garlin reveals bipolar disorder diagnosis (Page Six) (43:49)  Olivia Wilde fangirls over Harry Styles at his final show of MSG run (Page Six) (51:06)  Tell Me Lies Recap (3:43) The Kardashians Recap (1:00:18) Southern Charm Recap (1:09:53) The Morning Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) NLOG Tickets: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/tour Merch: https://www.shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! I'm just, I'm so fucking ready, bitch. I'm so fucking ready, bitch. I'm so ready. I'm so happy that it's Friday. I'm happy for you. I'm happy for me. I'm happy for everyone listening. It's going to be a great day. I'm really happy for our Australian toasters because it's Saturday. Is it or is it like late Friday? The only time when it's not good to be an Australian toaster is Sunday.

Yeah, but what's worse, like a Sunday night or Monday morning Monday morning I don't know Sunday I just like to rip the band-aid off I don't like the anticipation no I get that but like at least Sunday night like I'm not doing anything I'm stressed but I'm not doing anything yeah also like my Sunday nights have definitely been more relaxed recently oh sunday night is that why probably because i can hear that song coming down from the living room where zach is watching sunday night football and i feel at ease plus the house of the dragon is on honestly sunday nights are like fine recently um so obviously we have a lot of different stories today i'm assuming one of them is pepsi halftime show um so tmz just dropped an article that the superbowl lvii is hinting at

taylor swift performing at halftime they dropped a major hint which was i'll just send it to you so we can include it yeah we're gonna talk about it it's in our chat great that I mean I would simply pass away like I mean we all know she's like the most obvious person who hasn't done it yet and it's because of her contract with Diet Coke from a hundred years ago it's a Pepsi halftime show she had like a non-exclusive non-compete for many years I do think it recently expired because it's been like a really long time since homegirl was doing those diet coke commercials um but now apple being the sponsor no no issues it's anyone's game literally literally um just kind of continuing the sports talk that's kind of in the thread throughout this week i think it's important that we um discuss something i found out with that the san diego

charges that are not charging on the ipad um're actually the Los Angeles Chargers now which makes no motherfucking sense it's not gonna work for me that's a problem because Los Angeles just got a team the Rams and they're firing in all cylinders winning Super Bowls like you don't need another team when you just got one and it's working really well yeah and I don't have the same affinity for the last Los Angeles Chargers because the Los Angeles Chargers didn't send sign Manti Teo the San Diego Chargers that are not charging on the iPad did yeah and I just feel like I've never been to San Diego but I feel like I would really like it I've heard amazing things and I want to root for them and I'm already like a semi-Rams fan because they won. And that's the Super Bowl. San Diego is where Kris Jenner's from, right?

I don't know. Maybe. I'm pretty sure. I just, I think things were good as they were. And this is unnecessary. I personally will still call them the San Diego Chargers because they're not charging on my iPad because I got used to your iPad instead of mine.

I really, I hope you're happy. Because I've told mom. Because I've told mom. But I'm happy if other people want to call them the L.A. Chargers. I won't correct you. No, no, that would be rude. So today is Friday, which means yesterday, the new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians season two season premiere dropped.

We both watched it. We're going to do a little TV recap. And I also finally I watched in full the five episodes of Tell Me Lies. I'm actually really glad I didn't read the book because now I'm just like enjoying a new TV show without analyzing every fucking second of it. 100%. And apparently it's so different from the book that if you had read the book and you liked it, you wouldn't like the TV show, but it is an objectively good TV show. I just feel like I've read books like Tell Me Lies and I just did not picture Steven to be like that. Like in the in the first episode when they're like don't get back into it with Steven. Oh Steven, Steven. So you're like flashbacks like these sexy scenes of Steven.

And then he shows up at the engagement party like looking gross and I'm like this is Steven you're so focused on looks it didn't I'm so shallow it didn't even occur to me when I saw Steven that I was like looking for a hunky man and he wasn't hunky enough the only the only commentary I have on Steven's looks is they obviously had to do something to make him different looking from eight years ago versus now and so the hair they changed his hair I think the hair makes him look younger and that the buzzed head makes him look older and that young Steven should have that hair and older Steven should be buzzed okay so maybe Jackie is unique or I'm unique but was I the only one who was just like genuinely shocked that like that's what Steven

looked like like not that I'm like I mean I am so shallow and he's super handsome but he kind of looks like buster from arrested development but like who cares i don't know i just thought and first of all this girl oh my god i never saw a girl so stunning in my whole life like first of all she's giving lily everyone in the show okay wait everyone in the show looks like someone ready yeah main girl lily james main guy depending on the light buster bluth from arrested development or liam payne he also looks like liam payne from one direction diana megan markle oh my god they literally have the same fucking voice. Yes. And wait, there was one more. Oh, Pippa is Jamila Jamil. Yeah. They look exactly like, and they both have the bangs.

It's like everyone in the show is like a Z-list version of an actual celebrity. It's blowing my mind. That is a very good point. Also, you know that the show is produced by Emma Roberts. Of course. We stan a fellow book club queen. I'd love to see her up there shaking that thing. But I guess, you know, you can't be in everything.

No, especially because the girl who's playing Lily. Lucy. Sure. She does not look like a college student. And when she was breaking up with her high school boyfriend in that first scene, I'm like, you're kidding me, right? I thought the same, too too but then once she's in college and they have her dress the way girls would dress in like 2007 in college and her hair

is very uh like simple I want to say I couldn't believe it more like in the present scenes eight years forward she does look like so current with like her beachy waves and like her vibe but I can believe all of it and you know I think it's like so cute do you think girls in France are doing beachy waves you know who I think is so cute then and now wait let me think Bray yeah obsessed to the nth degree with Bray like I know she gets a happy ending and i'm so fucking happy about it she's so motherfucking cute when she's just dressing up a sexy vampire i was like oh my god she's like actually like stunning yeah um she's such a good friend pippa is the fucking boat loseriest loser whoever walked the planet um and i'm just loving it it kind of like does make me wish i went to college like i did go go to college, but like I went to NYU.

I didn't. I took classes like and I lived at home. I feel bad that you didn't because. It's glamorizing the college experience, even though it's filled with like torturous like endeavors as well. Yeah. And it's really hard to like go away to a new school. And they made it seem so easy to make friends. Like it's not always that easy.

Yeah. And then you just automatically hang out with boys two years older than you. Like that never fucking happened. No, never. And like that guy. guy what what's his name who Pippa's dating Wrigley Wrigley like they're dating day one like never fucking happens never like this guy wants to take you to dinner never happens lol lol so much but I do feel like it's really accurate um in depicting how fucking mean boys are to girls

in college like they're so nasty yeah like I feel like so many people I know have like literally traumatizing interactions with boys in college like they're so fucking rude and like heartless heartless it's so true like are you not a human being with feelings like it's crazy no and like when you're in college you just you're on the precipice of adulthood. But like, you're still a child in a lot of ways. And I think we've talked about this before, how like a college freshman is so young compared to a college senior. Yeah.

It's like four extremely formative years. And the fact that like those people are mingling every single day, it's just the dynamics are so odd, odd and everything is heightened and you're living in close quarters and you're all hot and it's just and the hormones are raging. It's a lot. It's bad. It's a recipe for disaster. And Lily, like, wait, what's her name? Lucy. I like Lily better. Oh, because her name is Lily Albright. No, her name is Lucy Albright, but it's giving Lily Aldridge. That's what I'm thinking. I really, really liked her.

Then like as the show goes on in the most recent episode, I'm like, oh, this bitch is so wrong and so spoiled and so immature. Like she's pissing me off. Agreed. And I actually don't think that her and Steven are OTP at all. I don't ship. I don't know. He's right for her.

I don't think she's right for him. The fact that this goes on for eight years makes me sad because him and Diana are meant to be Diana is everything Diana let me be the one to light a fire inside those eyes she's totally the one for him like he can be all that he can with her when he called her and it's like maybe potentially gonna open up when he called Lucy it was like oh my mom he's like yeah my mom's worse too like your mom is fine like and you know what your mom fucking your dad's best friend while your dad was dying is like not that big of a deal like she was lonely too yeah and she's so nice to you and she doesn't even know that you're mad at her

and you're just like mean to her okay also Max okay like so Max is the guy in the first scene that she lives with, right? No. In the first scene? Oh. Like, in the future. Oh. I had that thought in the fifth episode. They keep saying Max.

Okay, then yeah. It is. Wow. So, like, she meets two guys eight years ago, and eight years later, they're both still in her life. Like, that's just unrealistic. No, and it's just stunted. No also like max is fucking creepy she's literally 17 freshman and she's definitely like mature looking but she's immature acting but like you're gonna date for eight years like a child you met when she was in college and like you and your family

were running this bar that is true it. It's fucking creepy. It is. And he's like, oh my God, you're so immature. No shit, she's a teenager. Right, but like she is, she is immature. And she's not. But she gives off the vibe that she's like, not like other girls her age. She's so mature.

And then you actually like talk to her and she's really fucking like whiny and immature. Yeah, and she's not the one for Steven and Steven's not the one for her. No. Steven needs a woman like Diana. Like, Diana's a woman. Yeah.

Lucy's a girl. I was not into Diana, but then I was like, you know what? Yeah. Yeah. And, like, this scene that, like, really got to me, and, like, this is what, like, boys in college do to girls. It's so sad. Like, the gaslighting.

Like, she goes in, and she's, like, he brought cond he brought condoms to the city so like he's literally inviting me out here but he could be fucking someone after I leave and the way he spins it like to be about money I'm like you're so fucking manipulative like it's literal like mental illness like being so fucking manipulative yeah no he's not the worst a guy. But he obviously has his own demons. No, of course. Oh, my God. That's that. I feel like they're going to give us one episode about break.

I hope they go back to college next episode because it's so fucking depressing. His mom is fucking evil. Like literally fucking evil. It was reminding me of Jeanette McCurdy's mom. Like abusive, but not anything you can see. Like she's not physical. She's not even really verbal. She's fucking manip yeah like a narcissistic yes it's literally it was almost carbon copy of what Jeanette was explaining in her book interesting so I'm glad you watched and who's

that actress that's not Allison Janney is it no it's Allison Fanny it's it's Allison Fanny are you glad you watched great oh's great. Oh, fuck yeah. It's so good. And I'm glad I didn't read the book, honestly. Right? I'm not feeling like I'm missing anything. Even with Luckiest Girl Alive, I was so critical because I'm like, I feel so personally invested in the book.

And I'm like, well, it should have been this. It's not an enjoyable way to watch a TV show or a movie. It's really not. It's stressful. It's stressful. Yeah. So I'm glad you were totally right great we'll do the kardashians recap in our official tv recap after we get through the fast five is that okay with you yes let's jump right in because we've got much to discuss in the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite

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And do you know what I found out? Did you watch my part? I did. I was fucking cracking up. Okay, so I was fucking cracking up. Okay. So I was using this like really, really, I think it was from, was it from? It's Clarins. I think it was. Oh, okay.

So I was using this really rich Clarins moisturizer and I was talking in the vlog about how like it's literally like the most rich cream I've ever used. Like it actually leaves a white cast on my face and it's literally like the most rich cream I've ever used. Like it actually leaves a white cast on my face. Um, and it's like so hydrating and the consistency, it actually is the same exact consistency as marshmallow fluff. So I was just going on and on about like this new product. They sent me in the mail for like PR and I was like so excited. Somebody leaves a comment, ready? And it made total and complete sense. The whole thing is in French. So I wasn't like, when I got it,

I wasn't like reading all the directions. But it said, Claudia, I hate to break it to you, but your Clarins moisturizer is actually a mask, a de-puffing mask. It explains why you're looking so snatched. I use it every morning to give me my jawline back. I've been using a face mask as moisturizer. I don't know what's with me.

Like that's the second time something like that has happened to me. Everyone knows the time I put a hair mask on my face and literally broke out in hives. I don't know why I'm incapable of reading things. Okay, but the good news is it's de-puffing. Oh, totally. And it actually sounds like a really good concept for a mask. And now I'm going to use it like as it should be used. Yeah, I think I've been influenced. Totally.

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okay are you ready for our first story we'll just jump right in because the nfl has introduced the apple music super bowl halftime show the The NFL today announced Apple Music as the new partner for the Super Bowl halftime show. The multi-year partnership brings together the Super Bowl halftime show, the most watched musical performance of the year with Apple Music, which celebrates musicians, songwriters, producers, and fans, and offers the world's best music listening experience with a catalog of blah, blah, blah. What? Okay, wrong.

They don't offer the best listening experience. I would say Spotify does. Let me say a few things. I think that it's really shocking. Well, it's not shocking. The sponsorship for this segment is like hundreds of millions of dollars. And I just want to say like, this is really our halftime show because we are all responsible for Apple being able to afford this because we've had to buy new chargers every six months and new AirPods. So first of all, Apple, you're welcome. Second of all, I feel like when we predicted we reported a couple maybe a year ago that the licensing agreement with Pepsi was up soon and they probably weren't going to renegotiate it. And it costs, I think, maybe around like five hundred million dollars.

And we were saying there are only so many companies that can afford that. And we had guessed that it was going to be the Meta or maybe even the Uber. Or the crypto. I feel like, yeah, we weren't that far off. Uber doesn't have money somehow, even though they take all of mine.

Right, they're like always operating at a loss. It's the most shocking thing. Yeah, they've been like operating at a loss since inception. But they're like a billion dollar company. That's the shit I don't understand about like startup culture venture capital culture like how can you be losing a hundred million dollars a year and be valued at over a billion dollars how can you be losing money every year when everybody i know spends half their paycheck on uber no and it's like you don't actually have any employees uber like you don't even pay your

drivers right it's fucked up no it's financially irresponsible honestly right like get get on upside you know like use one of our sponsors like get your shit together so do you want to also report the second story that i had said yes that in this announcement it seems as though nfl has dropped a major hint that taylor swift is performing at halftime in its announcement the hint that Taylor Swift is performing at halftime. In its announcement, the league made no mention of a potential halftime performer for Super Bowl LVII. But according to Swift fans, it didn't need to because the timing of the release said it all. The league curiously dropped the news at midnight, something that's been associated with Swift for years.

She put out albums twice since 2020 that were released at that time. Okay, every single artist's album is released at midnight. Everyone does. And she sung the word midnight hundreds of times in her tracks. Okay. TMZ, this is making me sad. No, honestly, I don't know who I'm more embarrassed for, TMZ or the Swifties, because the Swifties are capable of critical thinking,

and this is just so, oh, it's like, well, the commissioner was breathing while he was delivering this announcement and Taylor Swift breathes therefore heretofore she but by the way I think the possibility that she is the first Apple person is extremely likely she's worked with Apple before she's been the face of Apple she's really one of the most famous people in the world who's never done it so there's a million reasons why it probably is her but them using the word midnight is not. I don't think they've decided yet.

I think this announcement has nothing to do with who the first performer is. I'm sure they have a couple people in mind that they're talking to. I don't think that the decision has been made at all. Can I say something kind of crazy? Sure. Like, I don't want Taylor to perform at the Super Bowl like because

when you perform at the Super Bowl you're performing for all of America you're not performing for the Swifties so we're gonna get I Knew You Were Trouble 22 Love Story Blank Space like no thanks like unless she's gonna sit down and perform like all too well 10 minute version and peace from folklore like I'm not interested honestly like the songs that people love that like are hits I'm so I've been done with for years you know what I mean yeah no I don't need to hear I knew you were trouble ever again right um um like I just I don't is there a world in which she sits down and does like the vault tracks from fearless. No, like, and that's what we want. Is she going to do better,

man? No, I feel like we could, and she could put together a set. That's a blend of her hits and the best songs, you know, like I don't mind style and Blake space. I think those are really still good songs.

No matter how many times I've heard that. I didn't say style. So, okay. I don't mind blank space. I just, I can't hear I knew you were trouble I can't hear 22 um shake it off oh my god I can't I literally can't and like I love Taylor I would literally lay my life out on the line for Taylor but like the songs that really

popped off and they were manufactured to do that like she's a pop music genius like she knows what's gonna get like I just can't Blank Space is like the best of the worst yeah and I hope she also gives the real fans something like you know but that's the thing the Super Bowl halftime show is not for the real fans no but good music is good music yeah she doesn't expect everyone in America to know every single song she's about to play so let's play the good ones yeah like I literally can't like like obviously I want her to do it but like if she doesn't I'll be totally fine yeah me too I like I'd like to exist in swifty spaces where like we don't have to sing love story do you know what I mean yeah love story holds I'm fine with love story it does i love you belong with me it's like top three of all you belong with me is a timeless track a timeless track

margot's vagine in margot's vagine og toasters will understand that oh that song is like literally one of my favorite songs. It's up there with the climb. Like it's favorite songs of all time. I completely agree. When we were in camp, you were a counselor. And part of one of the things we did in camp is in the middle of the summer,

every age division would write like a song and a cheer. So like the song was like a slow alma mater, usually to a rascal flat song, just about how we live 10 months for two. And then the cheer was like an upbeat, like Katy Perry vibe. And you had the youngest girls on camp and you had them sing an original song to the tune of you belong with me can i get a verse i think i can get the chorus okay it was so good like people were sobbing i can't and when it's like the little girls singing like oh no and they

sounded like like a little angelic choir yeah cherubic okay and they're called the majorettes that's the group yeah like the youngest girls at camp it was like majorettes deb's teen a teen b okay okay and the camp was called polka no trail cpt you need to know these things yeah we are the champs. You see. At CPT. At CPT. It's actually like a low register for those young girlies. Some of the more developed ones. They were your baritones in the back.

Also, I just think it's worth mentioning, like Jackie was like kind of famous at camp this should come as a surprise to nobody because like you're really good with words um she was like known at camp for writing the best song and cheer and so you would do a song and cheer in the middle of the summer with your age group and then at the end of the summer for color war each team had a song and a cheer. Like, there are songs. Like, I bet if we were to go back to our camp now, there's not one single person who is at camp who was at camp when you and I did Gold Galaxy. I was, like, voted general my last year as a camper, as a super senior, because, like,

they really always gave it to, like, the most charismatic and annoying, basically, campers. So it was me. And who was the other girl who was my missy sorry missy she lost um good girl though good kid so we had to write a song and a cheer and obviously I was the general and then counselors were chosen as like advisors it was like a prestige it was like an honor to be chosen Jackie was of course selected as my advisor it was nepotism at its finest um and Jackie. I was a good fucking counselor. And as stated,

I write the best songs. So I should be an advisor. Otherwise, why would I work so hard? I was the nepotism. Like I was the benefactor of the nepotism. No, no, no. You earned it. You were a good camper.

I was the most annoying camper. I was the most annoying camper. Like that's what you get when you're the most annoying camper. So Jackie wrote two of the most beautiful. And like everyone would choose obvious. Like, you know, like I think our competitors, they choose Year 3000 by Jonas Brothers.

Like that's so obvious, you know? Well, it's hard because you want to choose a song that everyone already knows. That way they don't have to. You have to teach 300 kids a song. Right, so they don't have to learn a new tune. But sometimes there's a great song that you should teach them it will be better so Jackie selected for our cheer if I had you by

Adam Lambert which I didn't even know we all learned it so hard and okay so we were the gold galaxy and it was gold galaxy versus um blue Atlantis blue Atlantis so like they were all about underwater we were all about like outer space. So I'm going to sing. Actually, you want to sing Gold Galaxy? Do as much as you know me and I'll fill in. I literally know the whole fucking thing. Ready? Oh, go, go, go.

I don't know the whole thing. So we put our spacesuits on, ride through the galaxy. But all that we can see is a gold team victory. We can make it to the moon. We can land our ship on Mars. Gold is fueled by the it to the moon. We can land our ship on Mars. Gold is fueled by the power of the stars. From the Milky Way, where we are today, to Andromeda, which is far away. We've got shooting stars. We've got planet Mars. We're in good company. Gold Galaxy,

company. Gold Galaxy, we're the team Atlantis thinks they're gonna beat. Gold Galaxy, the constellations tell us that we will defeat. Gold Galaxy, we will crush our underwater enemies. Gold galaxy. Good galaxy. Good galaxy. Good galaxy. Gold galaxy. Like, tell me a bitch who could write Constellation and Andromedon into a fucking original song. Nobody. Boom. Mic drop.

No. You want to talk about chills? Let's talk about the original song you wrote for our song. Jackie then selected the most obscure Lady Antebellum song called I Was Here. I Was Here. Nobody had heard of it. It wasn't really like the lyrics were so beautiful, but the kids couldn't sing that high. So Jackie like fully had it rearranged.

Like she composed a new song and it sounds vaguely familiar to I Was Here by Lady Antebellum. But like when I tell you there wasn't a dry eye in the house. No. How does that song go again? The gold galaxy. But I want to hit the chorus. We believe in our home. Like initials carved in an old oak tree.

You wait and see. That's Lady A. I don't remember. That's Lady A. I've listened to Lady A so many times. Oh, okay, I got the chorus. Bound together through this fight. Standing here we now unite.

Just like the stars in the sky. We will shine from within. Cause it's our time to win. Tonight gold will light up the sky. And come winter time, we'll think of the memories that never died. When we look back on this night and recreate the hype of Pocono Trails. We'll tilt up our heads and reflect the stars in the sky that symbolize galaxy and we had a live piano player rachel winner rachel winner on the keys it was so literally stunning and emotional and obviously we won that night like how literally

how could you not know like missy you're a queen but like me and seth and jackie like it was it wasn't they never stood a chance no and like i know everyone feels that way about like their color war but when i tell you like people still talk about it i'm telling you they still talk about it no and the way that i feel is like i don't know the person who wrote those words like they're so gorgeous they're so moving like you also couldn't get a better uh theme than gold galaxy it was almost unfair it's also what you make it you know yeah well and i just want to say like i became like really like a camp like legend after that and it was really on your coattails like it was your songs happy to help happy to help also in the chair we reference your name so like everyone was saying about claudia oh yeah claudia with claudia and seth were bound to be the

best it was so fucking good you guys like i don't know is it like annoying to hear about other people's camp experiences like is that like hearing about someone else's dreams i feel like if you didn't go to camp it's interesting because it's like what they're writing original songs these are kids you're teaching it to eight-year- old majorettes and they're all sitting. That's so beautiful. I feel like if you did go to camp, you're like, no, my color war song and chair was the best. And they're like wanting to share with us theirs, but we don't want to hear it.

No, we literally don't care. We literally don't care like at all. We also had color war in school, which was always really fun. Cause like you didn't have to go to class. Yeah. That was really fun. So, and I was selected as a general my freshman year. I like have such annoying color war in um school which was always really fun because like you didn't have to go to class yeah that was really fun so and I was selected as a general my freshman year I like have such annoying color war energy like you know when you meet someone you're like oh she would have been selected as a general at camp you know yes but that's why you were selected yeah it's like

annoying it's supposed to be well liked but I wasn't really well it's like leadership skills yeah loud you know outgoing someone who's gonna lead the troops to victory that's us that's us yeah honestly man titania would have been a color war general 100 i think old galaxy share perform at the super bowl 100 or adam lambert with the remaining members of queen actually that's a good idea i would love that and he was incredible at the jubilee it should be a tribute to the queen because some of us are still in mourning the toast like really has healing powers like when i sat down here i swear to god i was gonna go to the hospital after this like i thought my appendix burst i was in the worst pain i couldn't even walk here i had to take a car like i was not okay and now i feel fine it's the power of gold galaxy

good galaxy no it's so funny before we started Claudia was like I'm not feeling well like just so you know and now we're singing old color war tunes and that's the power of gold galaxy it really is we will crush our underwear so back to Taylor Swift um I would obviously support it but like I'm it's one of those things like if it doesn't happen I'll like secretly be happy in my room you know yeah I would love to see I'm still rooting for Pitbull I think that he should be he should have done it when it was in Miami he's literally Mr. 305 that was fucking rude uh he has so many hits he's such a performer I love him I always wanted to be Pitbull and maybe Pink as well a fusion it's the peas by the way Pink by the way pink she'll be suspended from the stadium

doing acrobatics right like how lady gaga like out how lady gaga pretended to jump off the roof of the stadium like pink will do it right strap her in so that's who i want i don't think that's who we're gonna get but that's why i don't feel like pink is like a crazy choice like I think it's actually she's very like has mass appeal she has so many so many hit songs probably just as many as Taylor Swift in terms of like middle America recognizability yep uh I think she's a great a great choice and I still would like Adam Lambert and the remaining members of queen i think we should do like a little halftime jubilee in honor of the platinum jubilee love love love and sigala and ella ire can finish us out with love for love love it's crazy how now that song reminds me of the queen and it's like has she ever heard it definitely not definitely not

yeah take me back to the platinum jubilee 100 those were the days okay our next story we have to move on are you ready ellen degeneres's protege grace and chance is ripping the manipulative comedian in a bombshell rolling stone interview published on thursday the oklahoma native grace and chance who's now 25 reflected on his life and career after a viral video of him performing lady gaga's paparazzi in front of his schoolmates landed him on ellen's now defunct talk show in may 2010 when he was just 12 years old he said the now defunct he said quote we just couldn't believe what was happening we were so unsure of what we were getting into. And the person that helped cure all of that skepticism and chaotic energy was Ellen.

When the two first met, the musician claimed Ellen said to him, I'm going to protect you. I'm going to be here for you. We're going to do this together. Soon after, she co-created 1111, a record label that was distributed by Interscope, Geffen, A&M Records. And she signed Grayson as her first act. She also hooked him up with high profile managers, a booking agent, a publicist, and a brand agent. In October 2010, Grayson released

a mini EP. As his touring schedule became more demanding, he claimed that Ellen became domineering and way too controlling. My whole week, my whole month, my whole year could change with one text message from her. That was horrible. He added that he quickly learned that Ellen's opinions were the only ones that mattered. A source close to Ellen denies Grayson's recollection of the relationship however and said the comedian went above and beyond for the young musician noting that sometimes careers just don't take off oh okay the thing is I was like looking at this because I saw the guy made a tiktok about it who is he like I don't know what video they're referencing I don't remember the video but I remember him Grayson Chance 12 years old you know voice of an angel Ellen I don't remember and that's

where the story ends for me and and it makes you wonder why I don't remember literally any of it so I'm feeling like disconnected from the story but I just think like if anyone is shocked by this you shouldn't be like watch her interview Mason Ramsey and you'll know that she fucking hates kids yeah but she makes them her whole personality no she was the kid girl like the corn kid would have had his own show on Ellen right now can you explain the corn kid to me yes you will love him like I cannot believe you haven't seen some clips that are not the original and I'm like who's this corn loving hero it's like the original is like a random interview I don't know if it's with I don't think it's local news I think it's like a guy with a

you know a youtube channel he met this kid who was eating corn at like a fair and he was just saying like I fucking love corn like what's not to love it's a big a big lump with knobs it has the juice I can't imagine a more beautiful thing that's literally what he said about corn it's so pure and he's so cute he just fucking loves corn you know so then the video went viral and somebody made like a song out of like his interview lyrics a big lump with knobs it has the juice it has the juice i can't imagine a more beautiful thing it's cone a big like it's so cute and he just obviously everyone Ellen'd him and he's adorable and so every interview he does there's like more moments like he's a star I'm so happy for him that's gorgeous yeah and honestly I'm glad Ellen

isn't around to ruin it yeah so regarding Grace and Chance i would love to hear from noah ritter and mason ramsey and to hear what their experience was i think when you get in that position it's like such a tough spot to be in because your life does change like ellen like she does you know put you on the show and hook you up with publicists and he had an ep and so you feel very indebted to her which is why she acts like by the way what kind of fucking freak billionaire 60 year old woman is like out here abusing random children and like manipulating them? Like get a fucking life, like get a friend your own age. Yeah. Pick on someone your own size.

But like the kid thing was like almost like a little weird. Like why are you so obsessed? Especially if she's not, if they don't feel like they were actually supported and helped. Like why is she not if they don't feel like they were actually supported and helped? Like if you want to do that and you want to usher kids who are having viral fame and show them the way and actually help them get to where they're going. I think that's sweet. That's really amazing. But if you're becoming the kid person, you're actually not helping them.

They're finding you to be manipulative, controlling, and they're like scared of you. And yeah, you control all of the aspects of their fame. Yeah, that's twisted. It's fucking weird. weird yeah I just like I tried to give Ellen like a fair chance and I um I regret that like she's literally the worst yeah and like she needs to stop like for all I think she's been stopping this is old things that happen but it definitely opens up this can of worms about like what about the kids like ellen has gotten a lot of you know backlash and media attention for her treatment of her guests and her staff who are adults but no one like during that time was like okay so she was this

rude to this these people yet she was like mother hen to so many up-and-coming children like are the kids okay that's actually a really good point like we never heard about the details of the children I think she didn't give like a give a shit honestly like I don't think she gave them any of her time okay well that's better than being like emotionally manipulative like if she was just like using them for her show like that's bad but I hope that was the worst of it you know yeah just talking to them for her show like that's bad but I hope that was the worst of it you know yeah just talking to them on camera and then and then that's over and it's it right but then they go get to be on Ellen and Noah Ritter became the face of like you know a dog

food Purina like he killed it yeah but where is he now I don't know I love love him. I love. I would lay my life out on the line for him instantaneously. So would I. I know you would. Are you ready for our next story? He's literally Harry. No, there. He could be. Right.

It's who knows who Harry will be, but it's very possible. What he will look like. But he could be like fair skin, red hair. And like using really big words out of context. 100%. 100%. If I'm his mom, you know he will be.

Yeah. I'll be like, mom, this meal's nefarious. Yet, but it probably is a nefarious meal. Let's be real. Never.

Me, never. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, my kids' cooking skills have really taken off. I'm happy for you.

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Use the promo code toast for 25% off. That's business.landsend.com slash toast. Promo code toast for 25 off that's business.landsend.com slash toast promo code toast for 25 off thank you so much our next story is extremely crazy diary of a wimpy kid and riverdale actor ryan grantham has been sentenced to life for killing his mother yeah i saw this actor ryan grantham was sentenced to life in prison for the shooting death of his mother grantham who is known for his role in diary of a wimpy kid and appearance in riverdale pled guilty to second degree murder in march 2020 for killing his mother barbara wait the 24 year old was handed a life sentence in british columbia supreme court in vancouver on wednesday he will

not be eligible for parole for 14 years okay not to be like so insensitive but like Lord Grantham Lord Grantham would never Lord Grantham would never oh Robert oh Robert my friend Abe does the best Cora Grantham impersonation oh Robert Robert it's good I'm sorry back to this This is so fucking wild Like who the fuck kills their mom Right and the fact that he's on Riverdale

I didn't watch I Were a Wimpy Kid I don't know if he had a large or small role But this picture of him from Riverdale That's circulating Like he's so familiar looking Oh yeah He played a small role of Rodney James One of the students in the class

I think that I'm sorry That was in a different movie He played the small role of Rodney James, one of the students in the class. I think that, I'm sorry, that was in a different movie. He played the character in Riverdale who was responsible for the death of Fred Andrews. He hits Fred with his father's truck when Fred was helping a stranded woman. That was because Luke Perry had passed away. And so they killed off his character. Oh, got it, got it. This is fucking crazy. Like, what?

And I just don't understand how it's like life in prison, parole in 14 years. Like, what? Yeah, that's confusing. That shit never makes sense to me. And that is in Canada, so it's not like American law, but I feel like that shit happens too.

Like, life in prison, and then they're out in 15 years. Like, a life sentence, I I think is only 25 years. So like don't call it life bro. Damn. Don't call it life. Don't call it. No seriously don't call it life bro.

Don't call it life. Anyways that was really just shocking news for everyone. No people people are not okay. Like don't go killing your mom. Okay. Don't do it. Don't. You're not going to be happy with the results.

I guarantee it. I guarantee. Are you ready for our next story? Jeff Garland has revealed his bipolar disorder diagnosis. The 60-year-old actor shared his diagnosis for the first time in a candid yet brief Instagram post on Tuesday. He wrote, bipolar is a motherfucker. Sometimes it's just too much to deal

with I'm doing the best I can this is the first time that I've opened up about this hashtag bipolar the post came only uh one day before this not the hashtag it's Jeff Garlin on Instagram like what do you know I know he's literally 65 years old I get it um it came one day before the premiere of season 10 of the Goldbergs in which it was revealed that his character spoiler alert had been killed off last year the star oh wait what they kill him yeah because remember last year he shared that although he had no I know there were allegations of inappropriate language on set he was the subject of some HR investigations and they got rid of him. No, that I remember. I didn't know that their way of getting rid of him was just killing him off.

I guess that makes sense. And I hate to like, you know, say it sounds like Jeff Garlin is using like mental health as an excuse and like a PR image thing. But it does feel like Jeff Garlin is using mental health as an excuse for like a PR thing. You don't think that he's not bipolar. I don't know. I just think like it's very manipulative and like calculating to be famous for 60 years and get in some trouble. Tell everyone you're bipolar.

Like right after you get in trouble before your final season premieres, you know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know if that's like fucked up to say. No, I hear you. It kind of reminds me of like Kevin Spacey when he was getting called out for all that stuff. Oh, yeah.

And he was like, I'm gay. I'm gay. So we don't care, first of all. And second of all, leave the gays alone. Yeah. Literally leave the gays alone. That's so fucking true. But the thing about Jeff Garland like his

bipolar diagnosis aside I feel like when we reported on these stories initially it was like that's Jeff Garland like yeah no I didn't think it needed a saving describing were not concrete enough it was kind of vague it was like inappropriate language I think he the way I interpret it is like he's mean and harsh on set but like he's a 60 year old man like he doesn't play by the rule these new rules right like did he call someone a bitch or did he use a slur like what is it yeah no it was very big very vague and so I feel like I feel I I feel like his career might aside from losing the Goldbergs like he's still on curb and I think he's so well respected I don't think his career would have changed that much from these vague allegations so I do feel His career might aside from losing the Goldbergs like he's still on curb and I think he's so well respected.

I don't think his career would have changed that much from these big allegations. So I do feel like it's this bipolar thing is separate. Yeah. I mean he also was the dad in sleepover so he really never had to work again because when you do a role like that you can just like live off of the pride. Right. And when your daughter is Julie Corky, I think that there's really only one way to go and it's down. And that's what happened to Jeff Garlin.

But then you wind up on curbing, you're back up. Yeah. No, actually, I feel like Jeff Garlin's career could be like a case study for just like the highs and lows of Hollywood. It's a lot of highs. I think he would consider sleepover to be like a particularly low point in his career.

We'll have to get him on the show and talk to him about it. I would love to know like in his IMDb discography, like how he sees Sleepover. When he was making it, it was probably like some, you know, low budget thing to do in between projects. And he didn't know it would become like a staple of a generation. I just think actually Sleepover is one of those movies. There are other movies where if you do or show or movie, it's like cursed. And then there are movies where it's like everyone him jane lynch evan peters peters stars

yeah steve carell like it was kind of star-studded and it's like that's where stars went and they put in their time what was that girl's name from aqua paxton like i know she didn't go as far as she should have i don't care i would lay my life out on the line for her as well. But she's a queen. And then we have Julie Corky who's a hallmark star. The way I would have given anything as a child to have had those starfish earrings that she had in Aquamarine that used to whisper compliments in her ear. Need. Need.

Also, the only one who I guess didn't get the sprinkle was Yancey. But I feel like Yancey opted out of the spotlight. I think she took a step back after seeing like how truly toxic Hollywood was. And she's much better off for it. Like she preserved her peace. Isn't Brie Larson in the movie too? Yes. I'm telling you.

She's the bitchy friend with the convertible. I'm telling you. Like there was. Oh, but also that guy never went anywhere either. Julie, Julie Corky. Like the one who was in love with her on our grade school bus. Yeah. The love interest.

Okay. That's, that's on him though. Cause he was handsome. He had a leading role and like, you didn't make anything. He had a cute little freckle above his lip. Like why? That's on him. Everyone else.

This movie is where stars were born. And I found them like, I'm looking back fondly on the time I spent with these mega stars. Like Steve Carell, Brie Larson, Jeff Garlin, Jane Lynch, and Evan Peters are mega stars. Mega. Yeah. They're like really well-respected actors. We need a reunion. We do.

Like Julie Corky's kids are having a sleepover. The grandparents have to come and watch them. And Julie and her friends go out but then they accidentally run into the kids who have gone out also the movie writes itself and there has to be a pergola somewhere and a little hybrid car yeah yeah well i guess the like in this modern version like it would be a tesla would be and i don't want it if yancey and speaker boy are not in it and they got married right i have kids oh yeah and their kids are eating brownies not celery let me ask you a question would you rather have brownie or a celery i like how that was a pickup line for Yancey. The movie was low key,

like fucking fat phobic. Like there's one fat character and like a guy likes her because they're talking about brownies. Like fat people can talk about other things. Sure, but in that moment

they were talking about brownies. I'm not going to have you slander this movie. I'm not slandering it, but like it was fucking fat phobic just as for Yancey. I don't think it was. No, it's like Yancey

wasn't capable of connecting with another human like yancey wasn't capable of connecting with another human being over anything that wasn't food and it was like nobody nobody the guy to yancey do you want a brownie i think that i don't think it was fat phobic i think everyone could connect over brownies I think that I don't think it was fat phobic. I think everyone could connect over brownies. Yeah, but you didn't see Julie Corky and Sarah Paxton connecting over brownies. No, they were with boys.

It's a coincidence. OK, not you covering up the fat phobia of Hollywood. No, no, no, not Hollywood. Sleepover. I will cover up. I could look past it. No, no, no, not Hollywood. Sleepover. I will cover up. Yeah, I could look past it.

So in order for things in your life to preserve well and age well in your mind, you have to look past some of their intricacies. It's fine. It's not that deep. Yeah. And that's what's beautiful about Sleepover. It's not that deep. It was one night.

It was one night of crazy wild fun. One night we'll never forget. One night. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yes. Olivia Wilde fangirls, fangirls. Fangirl. She fangargled.

She fangargled over Harry Styles at his final show at MSG. So Olivia Wilde is still Harry's number one fan. I think a lot of people were dubious about whether or not they were still together. Yeah, definitely hoping. A lot of people were dubious about whether or not they were still together yeah definitely hoping a lot of people were hoping and praying that maybe the drama had changed things or their relationship had just run its course but it hasn't she was at MSG cheering him on for his last show at Madison Square Garden where he was presented with a banner for performing 15 consecutive nights at the iconic venue I'm happy that like this run is over because I do think Harry's really tired but he does still have the policeman he has like a whole other tour like he is I think he's going

to Australia like he's not okay yeah he needs a rest and even in the footage I saw from the show on Wednesday night which I was about to go to but didn't he looked so tired yeah no he's fucking tired skinny and like he's lost weight Like he doesn't look like good and strong. He needs a rest. And I feel like every time a major star is going on tour, it's always cut short for either mental health concerns. Exhaustion. Or physical health concerns.

And it's like, why are you guys acting surprised? Why did we get to this place? Why did we let it get this bad? It reminds me of Elvis. You're right. You said that. Margot said it. And she put it in my brain.

I'm like, oh my God, Harry's literally Elvis. Literally. And it's like, when will you learn? Probably getting cortisone shots and steroid shots in his ass. When will people learn? Never. Hollywood is literally. I'm not like, I don't want to accuse anyone of anything, but I don't think that a human

being can do 15 shows like that, press tour, all this without any help. And a little, whatever it it is a b12 shot whatever they're giving elvis alcohol whatever there's things that help people have energy and that's problematic yeah and that's not a recipe for long-term longevity and he's a megastar and he deserves to have his rest cocaine sad boob choker with a sea view totally and some of the stuff is like medical just like in harry definitely does blow like he has so many songs about cocaine maybe he does it like for fun recreationally but i don't think he relies on i i mean no no no no but he's definitely a party boy i don't know anything about him but i don't know me do 15 shows at madison square garden like i don't think this is hard i

don't think it's cocaine that's propelling him but there's even stuff that like doctors would give him just like an elvis and like they say it's medicine and it's not it's not no i was just like looking for a cocaine reference and then i realized there's so many. Like, you know that one? He literally does this in a song. So, yeah. Yeah. Party boy. Gotta party with Harry. I think I can make myself available.

I actually just bought some merch from his website, so I'm supporting the tour. For Harry's house? Because there's one sweatshirt that says Harry's house, so I had to get it. Oh, my, that's adorable. He needs to start making. I bet, like, there's an Etsy store that sells, like, Harry's house. Send had to get it oh my that's adorable he needs to start making I bet like there's an Etsy store that there's a ton people always send me baby clothes people always send me Instagram ads of like fake Harry's house merch I wanted like the real thing so that it means

something I feel like anytime I bought fake merch like I don't know what's in the water but it shrinks it has no color like it never lasts no here's when i get the real deal it's nice i will never buy fake merch after my kanye west confederate flag saga do you remember that that was literally traumatizing i literally got targeted for like this remember those yeezus tour jackets that had like they were like green bomber jackets they were so sick and like i couldn't get one so i got targeted for like this turnt company. It showed up, it had a Confederate flag patch on the arm.

So like, I just, I literally never wore it. And I left it in my closet. And when I was moving, I was showing everyone my new closet and there was like a big fucking Confederate flag. And people were like,

rightfully like, what the fuck? And I was like, I don't know why it literally never occurred to me to like rip off the patch or throw it just throw i never wore the jacket like just throw it out you cheap wench um i got dragged to filth on the internet you know what that one i did deserve like what the fuck and it was right on the heels of like of me being canceled so people are like well maybe she is like this confederate girl my queen and i was so mad at myself i'm like you dumb fucking wench like what are you doing literally when it started to blow

up i remember taking the jacket picking it up and walking it straight to my garbage chute and throwing it down the chute i never even wore it like all that for what for fake fucking merch that's the lesson don't buy fake merch my husband loves buying fake merch he bought a yeezus tour sweatshirt for himself before we ever met and now that sweatshirt doesn't even fit me it is so tiny and i don't think he bought it that tiny from the washing washing yeah he also remember when kanye came out with those shirts of kim and um golden barbie playing tennis so he's got himself a fake version of that after oh why doesn't he get the real one no like because he think they're hard to find gaming the system i'm like no you're not you're being played you're literally flushing money down the toilet because after two washes that picture

was indecipherable but like i bought real jesus is king merch and that's a fucking quality sweatshirt yeah i will say like one of the i I I need to start keeping a list of my greatest regrets um can you write this down for me wait one second let me start a new list of Claudia's regrets and I want you to try and guess okay give me a clue of like what you're about to say no no I want you to guess any of my biggest regrets oh not getting in the car the police car car Not getting in the car. The police car. Yeah, not getting in the cop car. Is his jacket not getting in the car? I feel like there was one more, but the one that I was just reminded of

was not seeing the Life of Pablo concert, the Kanye tour. I had literally told Ben, I'm like, I want to get us tickets. He was like, oh, like, I think it was around our anniversary. He was like, let me get them. I'm like, okay, great.

Next thing I know, it's like a Thursday night. I'm laying in bed, and you're at the fucking concert everyone I know is at MSG I'm like what the fuck this is what happens when I let Ben like take care of things never again this is what happens when I let my cousin take care of things we've never gone on a honeymoon oh right except he did get us those concert tickets because he loves Kanye and at the time at the time I actually like didn't care for Kanye whatsoever. Now I actually really like him. But I was just being a supportive girlfriend.

So like in my support, now I can say I saw that tour. And that's what you get when you're supportive. It's one of the greatest albums, I think, of all time. Like it's so good. So I would also buy counterfeit merch for that. Oh, and also another regret of yours is not going to see red Taylor Swift. Red. Yeah, but I don't really feel like that's fair because in order to regret something,

you have to have had the option to do it. And like I was not a financially independent. I was literally 14. So that should be one of our mom's biggest regrets. When you're a kid, like you only get a handful of concerts that your parents are going to get to go do. So like you have to push for them and like really ask and show how important it is to you. And it wasn't that important to you.

It wasn't that important to your younger self. Like I guess, yeah. Because you know, we saw Best of Both Worlds tour. Because that was... Just leave me alone, okay? Because that... Just shut up. Because that was like a person the whole

family was obsessed with it was like an easy sell same with glee yeah well yep she took us to see like those like that was like family things like you know what i mean we were all obsessed okay we were all obsessed with taylor but i guess not collectively like we all it was kind of an independent obsession right we just used to cry in not collectively. Like we all, it was kind of an independent obsession. Right. We just used to cry in our rooms. Yeah, but we all shared rooms. So we were all like crying.

Right. Crying in our beds. Okay, are we ready? Was that the fifth and final? That was the fifth and final. So let's dive into the TV recap. We're going to talk about Kardashian's new episode. And a little Southern Charm recap.

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Kardashians, they gave us like a front to back timeline of Kh's pregnancy they're not making us wait till the end of the season so now I feel like episode two we're actually gonna go back because yeah we'll be pregnant this one July 28th like right a month ago literally so that was nice of them I appreciated that they dedicated the whole episode to Chloe's journey um I got really choked up um like multiple times mostly when Kim was talking like Kim. Like I felt sad for Khloe, obviously, but something about Kim, like everything Kim said was so on point. Like her speech at the really cute, I guess that was their version of a low budget shower, was really like she was like, you're not even going to remember like all this. You're just going to remember life with your baby and like nothing before this even ever mattered and I feel like that really kind of like spoke to Chloe and

she was like this baby's gonna show you what true love is supposed to be um and I just got I'm literally gonna cry right now like I got so choked up um because Kim is not really emotional but I think like in a lot of ways Kim was also speaking like on her own experience I think Chloe's obviously like pissed at Tristan for betraying her. But I think she's also just like freaked out to be doing this alone. Yeah. And I think like the way, you know, Kim probably felt that way too. Not that Kim's going to be a single parent.

But like when you get separated, like you have alone time. Like you're doing a lot of the stuff on your own. So I feel like Kim was just kind of speaking to her own self too. And I was like really getting emo. I was so emo. It was one of the best episodes of any reality TV that I've ever seen. Like the way that it was so emotional. And like, I think everybody who watched it like was crying.

I, Kim's speech also like made me so teary. And even at the end when like she's holding baby T, I was. And she was like, it's first kiss. I was literally cracking, oh my god it was so beautiful and emotional and what I didn't understand for a while is like Chloe and Tristan haven't been together for a while and so I didn't understand why Chloe couldn't just be like okay Tristan's irrelevant but I have what I want which is like my two kids true has a brother and like that's

what's most important to me and I didn't why can't you focus on that I didn't yeah no I couldn't understand why she would be so like even bothered about what Tristan does at this point because he's like so disappointing all the time but what I didn't realize was how attached she was to the idea of having a traditional family unit even if her and Tristan aren't in a romantic relationship like in the last few years Tristan has been like living with them and she could tolerate him and like true we're seeing like both of her parents all the time and like now with this betrayal like she can't even do that and so it's no it was important to her to like try yeah and so really like they're what she was saying about like her kids you know she doesn't want them to have

daddy issues and like she really wanted them to have that family unit and it's the idea of that going away not the romance you know aspect because that really hasn't been in play for a while but the idea that like she really is a single mom and that that's what her kids will see I think that was kind of hard for her to wrap her head around. But I think what she'll realize is that she's going to be amazing. She. No. And kids who are raised by single moms are a different breed of human being. I'm sorry.

They are better. They are better. I'm sorry that we we are better. We are like single moms are the heroes of the world. And I think you like learn so much from your mom. When your mom's a single mom, you're just like in awe of like her strength and her, like,

I'm sorry, it's actually going to end up being a good thing. Not that Tristan's dead, but like he's fucking irrelevant. Now I also think, I feel like that's also why maybe my perspective this whole time was like, okay, so you can do it.

Like you're Chloe, you're amazing. Because like we were, we are the benefactors of a single mom. So it's like, yeah, fucking rocks. It's not that bad. Like a big mom. So it's like, yeah, fucking rocks. Yeah, no, that it's.

It's not that bad. Like a big deal. And that, you know, it doesn't. But anyways, I think she not only had like her dad that she looked up to. She also had Caitlyn as a father figure for so many years. Like she had two. Yeah. And now her kids like have this one. Yeah.

Well, so I also think there were two other things. I think part of the reason she couldn't get out of the rut was because she herself wasn't pregnant so like it definitely feels like a more of a disconnect like if you're pregnant and you're going through something hard you focus on like the belly and the kicks and like you feel the baby with you every step of the way not having that has to have made it a little bit more difficult to focus on the fact that like a baby's coming yeah but I think actually what was the hardest part is that she no one could know she didn't want anyone to know yet because then if it got out she had to deal with everybody's opinions so it's like even if she wanted to be excited she can't talk about it in her own house she can't have a shower

she can't get a room that because she can't have anyone know by the way she doesn't want the the noise of it it was top secret because of what Tristan did and I think that way she said that she can't have furniture delivered to her house yeah or even the fact that like when she told true then like true might let it slip to someone and so her and true can't even just sit around and like talk about how excited they are I think that that really was the biggest hindrance because she was so worried about people finding out and I now I and thinking she was like duh whenever it came out whenever it was going to be she was going to have to deal with it and so I think that secrecy was all it's so like making her sick because she knew that was waiting for her at the end and I hope that when everything did come

out that she was okay I don't know if yes I think she was healed I don't know if things leaked because I like how did it come out when it did why did it I don't know the baby wasn't here yet did they decide no we like but she got enough time she had she had a lot of time but I just oh my gosh it was so emotional no you know, one thing I didn't really think of that like really made me fucking hate Tristan, like really kind of, it brought his betrayal to another level when like they were showing footage of like, he was the one really pushing to like get the embryo transfer done because like as sooner or later,

he was not going to be able to avoid Chloe finding out about Theo. And so like her thinking that like he's excited to have a baby and he's just pushing it so that she'll get pregnant before Theo is like out in the world. It's it's literally so disgusting. Now, another factor that I didn't just like I didn't expect, like a scene that like started my my tears. Kim really brought them to fruition, but I got like teary, was Cece. Yeah. It was just such a fresh, totally honest reaction to good news. You know, obviously she knows about Tristan and everything, but like just someone who really isn't like that involved finding out

and just being happy for Khloe. I was like, yeah, like that's what it's supposed to be like. Like I thought Cece's reaction was fabulous. And I think it helped Khloe turn a corner. And at the beginning of the episode, I was like, Khloe doesn't want a baby shower. Like, don't do it. Like, but I think it helped Chloe turn a corner and at in the beginning of the episode I was like Chloe doesn't want a baby shower like don't do it like but I think that yeah and I was like why is Chris it was exactly what she needed like to experience some of the joys because it's all it's so joyful obviously the the storm cloud completely eclipsed that but overall it's like

the most beautiful thing and Chloe was having a hard time seeing it through the storm where was Courtney and Kendall I don't know but Kylie was picking up the slack I love as I love my postpartum queen so fucking much it's time I need more Kylie she's just the best you know this this episode being Chloe Kim Chris Kylie like I'm good enough for me Diana a little sprinkle CC didn't even notice Scott wasn't in it I'm yeah it was one of honestly the episode deserves an Emmy like it was it was beautiful real and I'm happy for and the fact that like Kim was the one in the room with her like made me so yeah and I'm happy for Chloe I think the reception to this episode is going to be really good.

Like hopefully she can, if she, you know, continue to turn a new leaf and realize that like we love you, Chloe. We love you so much. And like the people who like make those memes and say the old one boring shit, like don't, don't know what real life is like. And yeah, you are so loved by not just your family, but really by everyone I was really shocked to hear that like you know people and like their chatter on the internet like it factors in you know is something that she thinks about and honestly

um it made me feel really good because that's like oh we are all human. Yeah. Even like the most famous, rich, like it gets to everyone at some point. You go through highs and you go through lows. Yeah. I just, it was such a good episode because at the end of the day, the takeaway was no matter what happens in life, like family is everything and family is here for you.

And like, I was literally getting so choked up. And at the end of the day, Tristan did, even though he's literally the worst, he did her a favor by having her them get pregnant before chloe could not do because she wouldn't have done it and i think this baby is such a blessing and true has a brother snowy people think that that was a clue for kylie's baby's name because she was like it's snowy because stormy's little brother's name would be snowy totally but i don't think i think they probably call baby boy webster snowy as like a nickname because of like

stormy and snowy especially when he didn't have a name that's my theory oh i didn't even think of stormy and snowy okay wait the child's name is definitely snowy or snow i love the name snow i know you do so kylie you have my seal of approval. By the way, I love that. Love. Love, love. That's totally it. Okay, now tell me about Southern Charm.

I'm like, I'm over it. Like, honestly. Southern Charm is so fucking good. Last night's episode was not because everyone was too drunk to function and the fights were like fake and manufactured. A few interesting things happened, but actually, they went to saint simon on a trip and love actually didn't go because she was like i'm so tired of at dinner the boys will all be fighting because this is a show about

boys fighting and then the next day they're all golfing and they're fine and like we're all left to like pick up the pieces it's like our dinner was just ruined we all think we're in disarray but the boys are fine and like we're just here having had a terrible night that's actually such a good point go and that's literally what happened the first night everyone's drunk Austin and Shep are screaming at each other so crazy because Austin is I mean Shep is like so controlling with Taylor like really just not a great boyfriend and then the next day Shep and Whitney and Naomi are golfing and then everyone else goes shrimping what was so interesting though was like so Vanita came onto the show and she's really like a girl's girl she's friends with the girls she's has long-standing friendships with

Madison Naomi and Leva and I think the way that the need saw the boys is like oh these like immature boys who are always causing drama, whatever, and she never really saw like the reason why so many people love them and like how they're really so charming. Anyway, so that day they all, Shep, Naomi, and Whitney went and played golf, and Vanita, Olivia, Taylor, Craig, and Austin went shrimping, and I think it was the first time Vanita saw that like Austin and Craig are Austin and Craig and they're so affable and there's a reason why like you know

everyone's like falling over themselves and they're really I think so charming as people even like when they come into they put the charm in Southern Charm and even when they come to the studio we're just like oh my god Austin Craig we're like shook like they're so tall and so cute and like honestly like they've got pizzazz and I think she even said in her interview she was like I never saw this side of Craig before because she's only been friends with Naomi who knows so she knows him as Naomi's ex anyways that night at dinner they're at the table Naomi and Craig are arguing and Vanita says something like Naomi just like listen to how he feels and they're Naomi and Vanita are friends of 10 years and now all of a sudden it's taking Craig's side because she was Vanita is swept away

by Craig's charm away and she wasn't like taking his side but like she was just being like listen to how he feels which is a mom like something that a moderator says and Naomi was like Vanita shut up and then Vanita's like I'm actually it's like don't talk to me like that like don't disrespect me and now no sorry I'm with Naomi like seriously like you're my friend and like I'm fighting with my ex and you're gonna literally be like not like other girls pick me after one day of shrimping yeah relax right so it was honestly I don't know how they're gonna it doesn't look like next week they come back from it either I don't know what's gonna happen it was just like this one moment and it's just the charm of Craig and Austin no and I think like people when they go online and discuss Southern Tribe they're like I can't believe like everyone's like simping over

Austin like they love to like rag on the boys um and I get it but like if you meet them first of all they're all so handsome like I was really shook like Austin is like extremely good looking I mean he's so tall and so funny and very out there and like there's a reason why people are drawn to them I think even Shep too like those yeah they're they just have this way about them so it's funny to see it like happen on the show and it caused like drama within the girls whereas the girls are always the non-dramatic party. Next week is the season finale. Craig is having a party at Sewing Down South. Paige will be there,

even though she like does not like filming the show, which is sad for the rest of us. She went to the reunion though. Did you see the last night? I think it was the reunion. She wore this orange. Oh, I saw that they were filming something and I saw that her and Craig were. I think that was it.

They were holding, let me double check. They were holding like a. I looked really close at the slate thing and I think it was something for BravoCon because it said something about like a vacation zoom in I don't think it was a reunion um it says Shooter McGee Ticket to Paradise I think it's a BravoCon it's like a commercial no it looks like one of those sponsored commercials for aee, Ticket to Paradise. I think it's a Bravo con. It's like a commercial. No, it looks like one of those sponsored commercials for a movie called Ticket to Paradise. I'm obsessed.

This season has been a lot of Craig and Naomi beefing. It's just so weird because Craig and Naomi should never really see each other again. It's not like they were really good friends. Maybe they were friends before they started dating, but we never knew them as friends. Their relationship, they were living again. They were, it's not like they were really good friends, but maybe they were friends before they started dating, but we never knew them as friends, their relationship. Like they were living together. They were so serious.

Like it was so emotional. It took years, like years for Craig to get over it. Like he shouldn't be having dinner with Naomi and everything that she says triggers him because he thinks it's like an attack. It just brings him back. Like she said to the whole table, like you guys need to be like kinder to the waitstaff. And like, when they come over, you need to like stop what you're doing and pay attention like it's rude wow good for her it's like you worked in food and bed for how many years because he felt like she was saying to him like because he

yes no but you're right a person like Naomi to Craig or a person like Craig to Naomi those are the type of people once you break up after like being in love like your first love you never see them again friendship after that so I don't think anyone is still hung up on the other person I think they're just so fucking triggered by each other and it makes it seem like neither of them are over the other but I really think that they are I also have to say I 100% ship Naomi and Whitney I thought that they're like one night that they just like kiss one night in the season but like they're like being a little couple-y here and there. And I think they're so cute together and I hope they get married. I hope they get married. And I hope that Patricia is Naomi's mother-in-law and she's going to

officiate it. And that they like move into the house one day. I think that, cause Naomi's so sophisticated and Whitney is like very, you know, yeah, she's like a French girl. So like they go to restaurants,

they order in French. He's such a snob, but she's up to the task. like they go to restaurants they order in french he's such a snob but she's up to the task and i think that they're actually really a couple no i actually see that um okay well i'm so glad i'm not watching but i'm literally feel like i am yeah no it's so good i love the crew also uh olivia and austin are like being coupley and cute now i think they're still together. I hope that they are. Oh, okay. I don't love that.

Why? Because like I love Austin, but like. My only concern about Austin is every season of every show that he's on, he always is wifed up. Has a girl. And you think like, remember Chelsea? He was like so head over heels. Right. Like is nobody special?

And then it was Madison and now it's Olivia. And he's like all in, but it's like. Sierra. Sierra. Why? Like he goes to Winter House for two weeks. He has nobody special? Right. And then it was Madison. And now it's Olivia. And he's like all in. But it's like. Sierra. Sierra. Why. Like he goes to Winterhouse for two weeks. He has a girlfriend. Sierra.

Why don't these relationships work for him? Yeah. No. It's definitely a red flag. But. Maybe this is the one. For now it's fine. And maybe now with like.

Yeah. Okay. Craig keeps talking about how he's going to marry Paige. And if he doesn't marry her. Like that he will be heartbroken. Like that. That's how their story will end. I'm obsessed. A hundred percent. Craig keeps talking about how he's going to marry Paige. And if he doesn't marry her, like, that he will be heartbroken. Like, that that's how their story will end. Oh, my God, I'm obsessed. 100%.

So maybe that, maybe for some guys it's just about timing. I, like, really need to work on becoming better friends with Paige. Like, I need to be at that wedding. I, like, I'll cry. I need to officiate it. I need to sing them down the aisle. Like, I want to be involved in their love story. Get involved.

Get involved. Actually, I did speak to Taylor Strecker last night um I'm gonna try and set up a dinner love it yeah because like you don't understand like the obsession like it's actually fucking it's actually weird you know what it's everybody has them you know totally who's yours oh I have I have so many but like it's crazy how sometimes they like cycle in and out of my life but some of my long-standing ones like Olivia Culpo love and adore also we never talked about that her and her sisters are getting a reality show on Discovery Plus called the Culpos it's like done and premiering soon cool no I'm really excited like I know I love her would lay my life out on the line for her um I just feel like they should have done it not not that it's on them but like the

industry should have done it three years ago I think that's when they started doing it plus COVID but I think her and her sisters have a really great dynamic sisterly love I mean they're so stunning. They're so stunning. It ain't right how stunning they are. No I mean I'll definitely watch. Like I think that like we I would actually find it like really interesting and I think I would find that like we have a lot in common with them. Yeah so Discovery Plus I think I already subscribed because that's where you get. I don't. They have some good subsidiaries.

I think like Lifetime is part of Discovery. That's where you get. I don't. They have some good subsidiaries. I think like Lifetime is part of Discovery. Yeah, so it was like Food Network, HGTV, Magnolia Network. Oh, I've watched all the episodes of Magnolia Network. Yeah, I gotta do that. Of Magnolia, Bruno's Lady Love.

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