The Toast - S5 Ep137: Either The Hero or The Wench: Wednesday, September 28th 2022

Episode Date: September 28, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Hump Day! Wow, when you take Monday and Tuesday off, the days are kind of stunning. I had no idea it was Hump Day, and we're not celebrating with anyone that we love aside from each other. That's true, but we're also celebrating together in studio. If you're watching on YouTube, you see Jaquie is back. It's not Photoshop. No, it's real. I'm not that good. She's almost there i'm getting i'm getting there i'm back in the studio you can hear the buzzing of the trucks and the jackhammers it's new york city baby jackie's been in town since sunday night which means rolled is in town

since sunday night and it has been honestly beyond any expectation I could have had. Really? For real. Like, having rolled back in my life, it's like, you guys went away, but you're back, you know? Yeah. I'm here. We have so many work things that we're doing this week. It was also Rosh Hashanah.

It was Rosh Hashanah. And so it's really been a productive week so far, personally, professionally. It's nice to be back with the family have some quality time and also do like meetings meetings meetings podcast podcast podcast yeah no your girls are moguls um photo shoot photo shoot photo shoot you don't know you guys i hate to be that bitch but like there's really never been a better time to be a toaster because like there's literally so much coming um and a lot of people thought that you flew here intentionally to escape the hurricane which is

just you had this trip planned and honestly your timing was pretty great because it's hitting your area like soon yeah the hurricane's supposed to really hit this afternoon into tomorrow they're forecasting that it's going to hit around the tampa area yeah at its strength so if you are in that area i'm sure you know what zone you're in please be careful please you know evacuate and do what you need to do olivia was sending us some fucking wild ass videos i saw a literal picture of a tornado yeah it was crazy and i just am thinking of everyone until this passes did you do anything to your house before you left no we have hurricane insurance yes and we have hurricane windows and we brought in our patio furniture so that it doesn't go flying to the neighbors.

So that's the extent of what we could do. And hopefully everything will be okay. Hurricane Ian. It's hard to say. It's hard to say. And I don't want to be insensitive. I'm just like, I just want you guys to know what's going on in my head at all times. And when someone's saying Hurricane Ian, I'm saying Hurricane Ian Miller.

Because my daughter married Ian Miller no I was thinking about that yesterday that scene and I was laughing so hard the funniest quote and it's another John Corbett slay also why I've actually was thinking about it recently is obviously

because of hurricane Ian but I finished only murders in the building and that bitch that the makeup artist on the set of Brazos is the ant what you mean you don't eat meat that's okay I make lamb she's the aunt from Big Fat Greek Wedding I gotta watch Big Fat Greek Wedding again just so I can re-acclimate myself like what was that joke we used to make about okay remember how the dad in um my Big Fat Greek Wedding with the grandkids like would always say like if there

was anything like any word that came out of the kid's mouth be like you know this word comes from the greek word what was that joke we used to make on the toast no like i would just say any word and you say give me a word any word and i'll show you it is greek oh i really i'm gonna re-watch just so i can like start quoting it again and being annoying and making it my personality you know yeah it's time we move on from sleepover. No, it's not. It's never time to move on from sleepover. No, no, no.

But we could add more into our repertoire. But let me ask you, if I offered you a brownie or if I offered you a stock of celery, which one would you take? These days, this week, unfortunately. Unfortunately. It would have to be celery because I'm on a diet. Ew. Yeah, I know. You're like a snatch to the gods.

Oh, man. Not like you. No, that's true. I'm here with the snatchler. Yeah, I know. You're like a snatch to the gods. Oh, man. Not like you. No, that's true. I'm here with the snatchler. She's actually taking over Margo's podcast. That's one of the big announcements that we have coming up. Yeah.

Claudia has become the snatchler. Claudia has become the snatchler. I'm sorry. McLardia. McLardia. Sebastian McLardia. Has become the snatchler. Yeah, it's pretty good.

The sweatshirt's like really big on me. But that's like the point. Yeah, no, for sure. Because you're so tiny for sure no but just like it wasn't you know yeah it was spitted yeah no we did something really exciting this week and not to be secret project but we're no we're gonna be secret project assholes like you're not fucking ready but our turnaround time is gonna be as short as it can be for a secret project so hopefully within the next few weeks like you will know what we did and we're and why and why we did it and we'll tell you and i feel like people never do this we'll say this was the secret project we were talking about on this day we'll follow up we'll circle back there's never any of that people always post on instagram secret project and then six months later

you know is a photo shoot for a magazine right like was that what you were saying was secret yeah like this week we've done like a few things that are all leading up to like two major secret projects that are coming like imminently yeah like i i want've done like a few things that are all leading up to like two major secret projects that are coming like. Imminently. Yeah, like I want to say like maybe even next week. Like we're not going to be annoying. No, it's definitely next week. It's supposed to be next week, but you never know.

Right. Secret projects are always getting delayed. Right. So you don't want to over promise. And under deliver. So we'll just leave it at that. But like it's been a really busy week. Very productive.

Very secretive. Very secretive. Today I have a personally productive day because I'm getting a haircut. Everyone's talking about it. Everyone's talking about my haircut. No, I'm actually really excited for you because you got into mobile woman level. I mean, I've been there. No, and so much of my hair has fallen out since my last haircut.

So I need. Fresh. Shorter, fresher so that it can bounce back up. No, not bob. But like I am going to cut some inches, I think. Like it's going to be stark. So that it feels much healthier. It's going to be a tabula rasa.

Tabula rasa. With the hair. Yeah. No, I can tell you I got like a chop last week. And it's definitely given me a new lease on life. Yeah. I'm excited for that. And then what I'm most excited about, honestly, the real reason I'm in town.

Botox. I'm getting Botox later. And it's time. It it's time I haven't had Botox in a year and a half to two years because I was pregnant and nursing and your girl's wrinkly I just want to say like you really are not like for someone who's apparently been like off the wagon for a year and a half like I would never tell I know it's not like that bad but I got so used to and fell in love with my forehead not moving that it's too much movement for your girl 100 there's nothing good happens when there's too much movement I yeah that's kind

of like my philosophy online um wait I have like three things written down that I don't want to forget okay the first is that like kind of like a huge deal that I was able to announce today is that I'm moderating a panel at BravoCon they like like, they're so funny. Like when I agreed to do it, like they just like send me emails like that obviously are blasted to all the other moderators. And they're just like leaving me out of my own. Like here, you can go.

I'm like, I can announce? They're like, yeah, yeah, go. So I got a really good one. I really need someone to like send this around to all the podcasters. Like who canceled? Because I got asked like literally four days ago and I was like fuck yes um but it feels like they wouldn't be so last minute you know like somebody canceled

and they needed a replacement who lives in New York and I was you know second rate and I'm super happy about it but I do want to know who replaced me yeah no I love you and I think you're everything I know you're not their first choice I can feel it in my bones no especially like for I got like a premium ass one I got Kyle Richards it's the panel is all about like the sickening vacation spots that all the housewives have gone to so there's two producers on it and then Kyle Richards, Luann de la Seps, Kenya Moore, Candice Dillard-Bassett like that's that's like Danny Pellegrino like maybe you know something came up for Danny and he's not going anymore because I don't know why they chose me but I'm super honored. It's Sunday, October 16th

on the on display stage because I'm on display, on display, on display and I'm excited. I feel like it's a real honor to have been asked even second, you know? Yeah.

You know, like, you're going to be up there shaking that thing and that's all that matters. It doesn't matter. Maybe it was third even that you were asked. Yeah, no, for sure.

I don't care because at the end of the day, like, I'm the only loser who wasn't, you know, already booked and busy and I'm available. Yeah. Yeah, so, for sure. I don't care because at the end of the day, like I'm the only loser who wasn't, you know, already booked and busy and I'm available. Yeah. Yeah, so it's fine. Yeah, I'm excited for you.

Me too. And then the other announcement is Spritz is finally being sold in New York. And to celebrate that, we're going to be rolling out across the state, you know, this month, but we are already in Total Wine, Westbury Plaza. And on October 3rd, what day is it? I told him it's October 3rd. October 3rd, which is Monday of next week. Is that correct? I am heading to Total Wine,

Westbury Plaza with my husband, Ben Soffer at 545 for a meet and greet to celebrate the launch of Spritz in Total Wine, Westbury Plaza at 545 on October 3rd. Wait, which plaza is it? Oh, such a good question because it's actually confusing. There's multiple plaza. It's the Westbury Plaza, I think. Yeah, okay. So I would love to see you all there.

And we're going to get spritzy, even though right now I'm like a little hung. Like I need not drink until Monday October 3rd because yeah are you okay yep I just missed Bryce and I just wanted to oh well let's also update everyone on Bryce yeah and I need an update on Bryce because Bryce came also on the trip and he was with me for like the first day but as stated I'm so busy it was a lot and I don't want him just like sitting around all day alone so he went over to Claudia's for a few nights so he could be with Theo go on Theo's walks be with Claudia Ben. Get the crew back together again Butters. Everyone's back together. I need to know how my boy is doing. I miss him so but I know this is what's best for him. So he's doing really really well. I think he really liked it at Auntie's place. I really wanted

to get him to sleep in the bed because Theo sleeps in the bed and then it's like me, Ben, and two dogs. Like, it's literal heaven. However, on night one, like, he was giving trepidation, you know? I think he wasn't understanding, like, this is where he's spending the night. I think he thought he was hanging out at Auntie's house. So every time you got up, it's like, oh, okay, time to go home. Right. Every time, like, I would get up to pee or even just, like, flip over on my side to plug in my phone. Bruno's like, oh, up at the door. I'm like, bitch, get the fuck back in bed.

Because he got dropped off at night. I don't think he realized what was happening. Maybe if you tried tonight, he would be more understanding. He's been in the crate for two nights. He definitely likes it. So I don't feel bad. Like, when we get up, he knows and he, like, runs in. And I've been feeding him in his crate just to make, like, Theo's crate feel more, you

know, like a comfortable space for him. Yeah. He's doing amazing. Like, like he's really really doing incredible he's so happy to be back on the walks with the crew he adds like a certain je ne sais quoi to the home no he has a zest for living I can't lie like he's been with me for like 36 hours and for like most of those hours Ben has been in charge because I happen to have been like so busy yesterday um so Ben has taken on the majority of the caregiving but starting now like it's on me well please continue to send me pictures videos for updates tell him his mommy loves him and misses him so and she's so proud of him I will I do feel as though we should get into it because we have a lot to catch up on like we haven't done a show since Friday. And we also have Dear Toasters.

And we have an update for, like, one of the ones from last week that shook up, shook up the toaster community. So, I'm ready. I'm ready. And then I also have to go

get my haircut, so we obviously can't take too long. Right. No, and that's the haircut that everyone's talking about, right? And the haircut, it's so important. Yeah.

So journey. I have, like, a new je ne sais quoi. Yeah, tomorrow, like, you guys will see the results of the haircut. Don't let me know what you think, just in case. Right, because you can't undo it and I had one other thing to say

was just that I watched a really good movie that I just want to share with the class before the weekend I watched you revenge on Netflix I think it's on my list everybody's talking about it and it's amazing and it is that movie and I loved it Cami Mendes I love her and there were so many great references. And the plot was great. I liked the beat. And if you're looking for just an easy, cute movie to watch on Netflix, I would watch it again because there was so much eye candy.

It was so good. And she was so incredible. Yeah. So that's my tip of the day. Do Revenge. It's on my list for sure. Like I want to, I just don't know in what setting, you know? I'm waiting for the right time.

Yeah. It was the perfect time for me. I was like, I don't want to read tonight, but I want to watch something. Not a show because then I'll never turn it off and I won't go to sleep movie movie so now without further do-do-do-do brew where is brew Theo misses his mama do-do-do-do where is brew he's back with his friends. Do do do do do. Where is Brew? His mom and auntie are singing because they're together and they cannot sing when they're apart. Any other songs we want to sing while we are together. Yes. Do-do-do-do-theodora.

Do-do-do-do-theodora. Do-do-do-do-theodora. Crunchy. Coughing Auntie Dora. Crunchy Angel Dora. Gorgeous Boys Dora. Beautiful Chairman Dora. Flappy Boys Dora.

Love of my life Dora. Long ears Dora. Long neck Dora. Floppy boys Dora. Love of my life Dora. Long ears Dora. Long neck Dora. Long legs Dora. Sexy ass Dora. Fuzzy little Dora. I wanna have sex with you Dora. Beastiality Dora.

Don't knock it till you try it. Snout nose Dora. I love the boys. Maybe we should wrap this up so we can go hang out with them. Hundred percent, but I have to get a haircut. So now without further ado, where are you? Here are the fast-ass stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And today's episode is brought to you by Flip. If you're not sure if that trending skin tint is really worth the hype and you wish that

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What is the line after you're welcome? For all the tears I want to fade away. Like, you know, in The Rock. What can I say except you're welcome. For all the toys and all the things every day. Yeah, I don't know. Okay. Our first story, big news.

I don't have my iPad today. Wow, I was going to say, what are you doing? I know. I look so rude to be on my phone. I couldn't agree more. But I don't have my iPad. Okay. So it is what it is.

Because it's got used to charging on your iPad instead of mine. it's not charging my ipad and it's all your fault i hope you're happy because of told mom first story big news of the weekend rihanna will headline the 2023 super bowl halftime show quote it's on the pop star hinted at her performance at Super Bowl LVII by posting a photo of a football to her Instagram on Sunday. It was giving? What was that photo giving? If you want to know what I'm going to say, like we are truly the same person. It was giving something.

I don't know if I'll get there. Come on. I'll give you a clue. Like it's a really random. It's actually not that random. Okay. Clint Eastwood. clue like it's a really random it's actually not that random okay clint eastwood okay remember when they had that reality show yeah mrs eastwood and co mrs eastwood and co and that daughter who was sickening francesca um was dating that photographer tyler shields

and that photo is so tyler shields like when we were in high school everyone was obsessed like your facebook cover photo was like a tylers photo he did the Birkin on fire it's basically just like a white wall and something in front of it yeah and the photo I would not be surprised if it was taken by Tyler Shields did anyone else's mind go Tyler Shields no but now that you say it that is what it looks like so it's just like a hand holding a football the official Twitter accounts for Apple Music and the NFL then confirmed Rihanna's performance on Sunday saying it's on read the tweet okay I have like three things to say the first is like even though I'm the biggest Swifty of all time for reasons stated last week I am relieved it's not Taylor Swift like I'm not in

the mood to hear Blink Space a thousand times um but I would welcome the opportunity second of all um as she sits in her 1989 sweatshirt no totally but I'm not being a hater I'm being a lover like I want to protect her here first Claudia no I want to protect The integrity of Taylor Swift Like I don't want to put her In that vulnerable position You know Sure Because if she really wanted

To change hearts and minds Like she would have to do A three hour concert Where she sings peace on repeat You know like I just I want the best for her always Now the thing is about Rihanna

I'm overjoyed Because girly girl Is just that She's a girly girl But this feels like You know If I went on tour, like, singing. Do you know what I mean?

It's like something I do, but, like, not really. It's not what I'm known for. And I feel like I've just in the last few years, I really resigned myself to the fact, like, Rihanna is a former singer. Like, she is now an entrepreneur mogul. And that's my association with her. Like, if I had to write down what her job is, like, and start a LinkedIn page for her, it would be entrepreneur mogul and that's my association with her like if I had to write down what her job is like and start a LinkedIn page for her it would be entrepreneur mogul so this just feels funny to me like like

she's not a singer anymore like forgot you know I mean I disagree I think it's a little dramatic I know we all want new music from Rihanna but like she is a singer she has a huge catalog and it's like you're always knocking people who won't do the thing that made them famous and here she is doing the thing I just find it I find it hilarious when you don't fucking listen to what i said no i'm not knocking her i just said i had a giggle you're getting i had a chuckle you're getting caught up in the memes of like where's the new music like if no like i never fucking said that bitch are you listening i literally never said that no you're not gonna make me a hater because i am a hater to my core and literally i'm not being a hater literally i'm not saying all i said was that i found it

comical like oh i don't find it comical i had a chuckle i'm like oh yeah my core. But I'm not being a hater. Literally, I'm not saying you're being a hater. All I said was that I found it comical. Oh, I don't find it comical. I had a chuckle. I'm like, oh yeah, she's a singer. I'm not asking for a new album. I'm actually loving the era we have Rihanna in currently. I'm just saying, my God. I can't even come on the show without being fucking attacked.

Okay, you guys just saw that exchange. Who was attacked? Yeah. No, you know what? Who's wrong? No, no, no. Who was attacked yeah no you know what who's wrong no no who was attacked sound off in the comments while my attack was a little bit more obvious what people will probably see when they rewatch was your like fucking subtle digs you know what it was giving was giving like real housewife jab no it was giving lvp we're like digging on rihanna like i wasn't fucking digging i just was saying I got a chuckle Okay

Sorry I went to the chuckle hut Okay Now the other thing I wanted to say Before I was fucking attacked Is We're definitely gonna get Some sort of documentary

About this I feel like it's gonna be very Beyonce getting ready For Coachella Because you know She just had a baby She's kind of been Out of commission for a while

When it comes to performing I'm not attacking I'm just saying. So I feel like we're going to get, like, a documentary of her, like, training for this. Okay, I disagree. Because I think it's so dumb. You're being such a fucking wench today.

Like, for real. Fucking wench vibes. I, well, also, I might be, like, totally wrong. I also thought they hadn't picked a performer yet. So what do I know? But Lady Gaga did it. It was cool. Jennifer Lopez did it.

It was cool. Did anyone finish watching it? I never started it. I don't think it was cool when J. Gaga did it It was cool Jennifer Lopez did it It was cool Did anyone finish watching it I never started it I don't think it was cool When JLo did it for real So I don't think Rihanna Is gonna like do something That now other people Have done

It's kind of expected No she I think she'll do it But not In the way That like It's not gonna be on Netflix Like she'll do it

Like so cool Like during a Savage show Like something You know what I mean Yeah yeah It'll be like on Patreon Even though she does have Like a sickening partnership With Amazon Prime for Fenty flicks like she'll do it like so cool like during a savage show like something you know it will be like on patreon even though she does have like a sickening partnership with amazon prime for fenty so she actually might just do it with prime yeah and you know prime is where documentaries go to die like or i could see her like finding a way because it's weird that we don't have this where you can watch her halftime show on prime like on demand like why can't i why do i have to watch it

on youtube youtube videos like there should be a cat like one streamer should have the halftime like on demand. Like why can't I why do I have to watch old YouTube videos? Like there should be like one streamer should have the halftime shows. That's actually a really good call. And maybe that's what we're on and we'll bring

to the table. Honestly I feel like it would be Hulu though because they're like all about sports. They have like Hulu live sports. This is not an ad

but they do. I see the commercials for it. YouTube has a lot of sports too. YouTube TV. And I do believe like you need the license. I think YouTube has it. Yeah.

Well anyways I think it's gonna be amazing getting back to a hundred percent point at hand do you think she's gonna bring people out because like so many of her big songs are like with Drake like she has like great collabs and I would love to see a Drake moment even though oh you know I saw oh man I went to dinner last night I saw everyone first of all Cindy Crawford it was it was crazy to be in her presence I also saw Travis Scott he looks exactly what you think like whatever he looks like in pictures that's exactly what he looks like it's actually I was like I thought like it was crazy like I was like am I looking at a picture like it was just

people when you see them in real life up close like they always look different exactly the same cool yeah it's popping I think she'll bring out guests but I hope she doesn't. I wish she wouldn't. I know. Yeah. I'm so sick of the medleys. I'm over it too. I want a one-woman show. And she's capable of that. Yeah I want like a Katy Perry extravaganza. She brought out Lenny Kravitz. When she did her iconic one? Missy Elliott. That's weird. She brought out Lenny Kravitz and then they ended up on um american idol together lenny kravitz no sorry i get okay sorry i do get lenny kravitz it's confusing it is because they both have like famous kids yeah wives both like nicole yeah sorry i do get them confused because also i don't know any of their music but they're both so famous. Yeah, no, I feel that. Except, hello. It's Ben's favorite song. Is it me you're looking for?

I was going to say, it's me. Yeah. I can see it in your eyes. I can see it in your smile. Sorry, yeah. So what did she perform with Lenny Kravitz?

I forget. Got it. Okay, I don't even, that's so funny because I just remember like her being on that big lion. I don't remember. He wasn't on the lion.

Don't get it twisted. I don't remember her bringing people out. Yeah, no, she brought the two of them. It was a really great show but like Lady Gaga, one woman show,

love that. Lady Gaga is my favorite I think in recent, actually Bruno Mars and Beyonce was pretty sickening too. Coldplay was there though and they kind of

And who cares? Yeah. One thing about me is like, I don't, I don't really want to say it, but like, I don't really fuck with Coldplay. Like I follow them on TikTok and they're doing this thing. I'm like, I really appreciate them trying to help the environment. I do. Um, where like you show up to their concert early and ride a bike to create energy, to power the show. And it's like, so not only do I have to pay for these tickets,

I have to work the show too. To power the show. Isn't like so not only do i have to pay for these tickets i have to work the show to power the show is that crazy they have all these bikes and like people during the show and before the show you can come early and do it and then during the show you can ride and i'm not sure it really can be helping the environment that much i'm a little skeptical i thought you were gonna say like you come you ride bikes and we're storing like so wind power to you know help no they're powering the show because they're trying to decrease their footprint which i get i totally get they would like be powering a village and i just think if i'm gonna get on the bike like i want a discount you know or like you should be paying me cash for every five minutes i'm on this bike i just thought it was a little chutzpah dick but like they're actually like the craziest no i know but like their fans like love them and like

love that vibe of like decreasing the footprint so they like I think there's like a line for the bike like so that's what I'm saying is like I will never be one of those people even though like when they were just here at MetLife like it did look unbelievable like I do want to hear Jerusalem Bell singing you know yeah there's a few songs that really get me yeah but for me like any kind of affinity and like positive vibe I have for Coldplay that really has to do more with Gwyneth Paltrow than anything else yeah because she was so beautiful and stunning and brokenhearted that he was moved to write Fix You you know he were Fix You when they broke up no when her dad died he was like she was so like perfect and just really perfect inspiration for

a song and that's the thing about Gwyneth Paltrow like come for her because she is that bitch like the greatest song of all time just happens to be written about her yeah she is that bitch and I also love the Dakota Johnson of it all because I literally okay so there's you're gonna love this there's this trend on TikTok where they take the Kanye sing, human beings in a mob. What's a mob to a king? What's a king to a God? What's a God to a non-believer?

So what they do is like, they keep leveling up. So it's like human beings in a mob and it was the crowd at the Ellen show. Ellen. Yeah, like people who fucking love Ellen. Okay. So they're like, they're the human beings in a mob

and then it's like, what's a mob to a king and they had like her DJ you know like they level up and then they had Ellen what's a what's a what's a king to a god and the god is Ellen and then it's Dakota Johnson what's a god to a non-believer because she was the one who like brought down Ellen I'll send it it's funnier in video than it is no it's good it's a really good witness to pop in. No, no, no, sorry. But I've recently become like kind of obsessed

with Dakota Johnson. And so any affinity I have for Coldplay comes from her as well because I support women. Yeah. In this situation, not in all situations. Just want to clarify.

Got it. Got it. So. Rihanna. The Super Bowl. Cool. This is great news. I'm so happy.

I'm so relieved. It's better than I could have imagined. I agree. And you know what? That means we still have Taylor Swift and Pink. To look forward to. And people. And what about Kelly Clarkson?

Have we ever thrown her name out? Queen. The thing is, and I hate to like keep, like I'm definitely, I came to the show with an agenda today. And that, and every day, that agenda is to get you back on TikTok. And I think one of the things that could get you back on TikTok is if you knew how like this younger generation is learning about Kelly Clarkson and developing this enormous amount of respect for her like so many of her random songs have gone viral um her Kelly Okies that she does on the Kelly Clarkson show like they get

picked up a thousand times over there is a place for you on on Kelly talk on Kelly Clark talk I just need to get my account back it's not about me oh yeah what happened I haven't heard anything from anyone if you work for TikTok please help me it's really I will get TikTok like I'll be on it on my iPad that way I can when it's got you see your iPad instead of mine yeah that way I don't get addicted to it on my phone but I can't get into my account and I'm not starting a new account and no and you have so many iconic videos Iconic and my handle Shaki oh like we'll Get it back somebody I'll put a call out

On my Instagram like you that ain't Right yeah ain't fucking right so Rihanna Rihanna is gonna be wonderful It's fabulous fabulous and we do need to Move on yeah because we have a lot to do Today and I have to get my hair cut and What are we like already 30 minutes in 40 it's hard to do today and I have to get my hair cut. And what are we like already 30 minutes in? 40? It's hard to see. Yeah it is. It's hard to know.

I think it's almost 40 based on the time. Okay let's get to it. Next up Hailey Bieber reveals she has spoken to Selena Gomez since marrying Justin. Oh okay I watched like while I was getting ready today maybe 30 minutes so I didn't get to that part. That's interesting. Okay so Hailey Bieber is on Call Her Daddy. I think it dropped at midnight last night. And she revealed she has spoken to Selena Gomez since marrying Justin Bieber in September. She said, quote, it's all respect. It's all love. Good.

When Hailey insisted there is no drama personally between her and Selena, Alex asked whether they have talked. The model said yes, noting that Selena doesn't owe her anything. She explained neither of us owe anybody anything except respect I respect her a lot and I think there are no expectations between us I respect her everybody on our side knows what happened and we're good and we can walk away from it with clarity and respect that has brought me a lot of peace we know what happened it is what it is oh wow okay because i watched the first like 30 minutes and i was hella bored i was like let's and and i was bored while we were talking

about the good stuff like i'm like why am i bored um and i kind of just like honestly and i love hayley bieber so like i wasn't watching the interview to have my mind changed like i could watch her fart like she's so fucking beautiful. But she was like talking about this thing that like has been following them and haunting them for so long. And I just found it kind of boring. I kind of wish Alex had like dug a little deeper. I felt like she would ask a question

and then Hailey would answer it and like kind of like drop jewels. And that required further questions. And then we just like moved on to like, how'd you pick out your outfit today? I wish we went a little deeper. And maybe that was like one of the things they had to, you know,

agree to in order to get Haley on. Like she's one to speak her piece and not, you know, but they broached the subject. Yeah, no, honestly, she clearly didn't say like,

don't ask me about Selena. I got to keep an eye out for Selena. And by the way, Haley, the whole time, like at first I was like, why does her eye look like that? And then I realized she was keeping an eye out for Selena.

I just felt like it wasn't a great interview okay I haven't watched it because I mean I haven't had time from midnight till now and I might just like see Haley in action stunning like you you could die like the fact there's been a lot of chatter and that people think it's strange that she's like doing this sit down right when selena's about to drop a six-year documentary and by the way i'm sure that she is by the way and i'm fine with that this thing has like fucking followed hayley bieber her whole life like every single person on the planet had a boyfriend or a girlfriend before they met you it's not a crime and the way like people are so fucking mentally ill when it comes to jelena it's not normal because you don't know these people you don't know what happened and it's not on you to

get justice for selena gomez it's not like she's a grown woman and she will heal in her own time and i love all three people involved and i am uh you know stable enough to realize that people friends get bored friends get married strangers get bored, friends get married, strangers get bored, and strangers get buried. Like, life goes on. People move on. But I'm right where you left me. Wow, that song is literally about Jelena Stans.

Like, everyone's moving on, but I'm right where you left me. Yeah. Help, I'm still at the restaurant. do you think that's what Taylor wrote it about still sitting in the corner I haunt literally I just to me she seems like she has so much more going on than like Selena but I'm just so removed from it like when I think of Hailey and Justin like I don't think about Selena like I don't think I think I'm the exception I don't think that Hailey Bieber can wake up A single day

Without hearing the word Selena Like on her phone Like I think it's so Get off your phone I think Yes And I think she probably Does that

But I think like She's trying to run a business And be a celebrity And like do all these things And like she can't go On Instagram live Without literally the comments Being Jelena Jelena Jelena

Okay you can do You can run a business Be a celebrity Without ever going On Instagram live Yeah you know what I mean. I know, I know. She's an influencer.

And by the way, she literally has our like Gen Z in a fucking chokehold. Like she is the tastemaker of our generation. Yes, yes. So, and she's cashing in on that, like with road and she's becoming like this style and beauty icon. And she just wants to do that in peace yeah and for for

us i think like maybe it doesn't seem like the biggest deal but i think like she's confronted by it literally every moment of every day and it's about to come up even more with selena's documentary and you know what two things can be true at the same time like selena's experience can be her truth and hailey's experience can be her truth and they can both coexist like people experience things differently. And like, I don't Haley, basically my takeaway from the first 30 minutes that I watched was like,

the timeline is what people really like have a problem with. Like they think that Justin cheated on Selena with Haley. Um, and she's like, that's just not true. Yeah. Like I was there, I lived it.

Your perception of it can be one thing, but I fucking lived it and it's not true. And she was cursing too. I was living for it. Right. And I just just have to say like I'm not endorsing cheating or anything but like okay so say that they did even though I believe her when she says that they didn't yeah even if they did and you're so bent out of shape about it like five years later five years later they are married they couldn't be more rock solid go away you know it's like at some point you have to forget you know yeah and it's's just like, it's people not being okay.

That's what it comes down to. Like true, truly unwell human beings. So I didn't need this interview. You know what I mean? It's not like she cleared all this up. Like I fucking love Hailey Bieber. And you know what? I love Selena.

Like I just finished Only Murders. I thought she was excellent. I have like a problem with the second season in the sense that I cannot follow what the fuck, like what were we investigating? I didn't even remember. And I really, I really truly didn't care who ended up doing it.

I was just loving the gals being back together. Of course. The way I would lay my life out on the line, lay down in oncoming traffic for Martin Short is not normal.

And those are words I truly never thought I would say like back before. Yeah, I'm like Martin Short. I'm like, is that the guy who like went to jail for big pharma? Scrawly. Right. Obsessed.

But spoiler alert, I think at the final 30 seconds of the show, there's another murder so that we have next season. And I just feel like they don't really need to keep doing that. I feel like they could. This show, obviously, second season made them into Joe Rogan. like they're the Joe Rogan of podcasting in the show and I would love if we could follow their lives as like moguls who every season investigate a random murder like maybe they leave New York one season investigate kind of how Becky in Oklahoma like yeah I don't think it needs to keep being like people they know dying but because it's a little unbelievable. It's only murders in the building. But that's what the podcast is called so like we don't I don't think it needs to keep being like people they know dying. Because it's a little unbelievable.

It's only murders in the building. But that's what the podcast is called. So like we don't need to be in the building anymore. That's what I'm saying. I do think we've exhausted the building. No, but like that's why they got into it. But also it seems like this murder happened on, spoiler alert, but it's not really. The stage.

So how could they? It's not in the building. It's not in the building. We're already leaving the building. Right. Unless the actor is someone who lives in the building paul rudd that was a nice little surprise yeah okay so all i'm saying is like you can love selena and you can love hayley and you can love justin and i'm living breathing proof of that and you can also be stable i'm a stable person i agree I just feel like there's so many more interesting things about her what else did they talk about from what you saw like like let me actually see how much of it I watched because I watched it all during my makeup but I was um because honestly like they

covered one topic while I was okay listen to 28 minutes yeah so maybe I missed a lot but the first 28 minutes were covering the timeline like it was actually really slow like. Okay got it. But I am going to finish it because I would love to hear her talk about conversation with Selena. That's crazy. I don't think she said

what she said to Selena. She said yes so I've spoken. Yeah I think Haley was giving us everything and nothing at the same time and we stand a queen who can do both you know.

Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? I am. But like the fact that through our work, we kind of discovered the true meaning behind Right Where You Left Me by Taylor Swift. Like that is crazy.

You think it's about Jelena's fans? Yeah. Because everyone else has moved on with their lives except for you. Because you're right where you left me. Think about it. Our next story is some fashion news. Kim Kardashian.

Because we're a bunch of fashion girlies. We're such fashionistas. Fascists. Kim Kardashian debuted Dolce & Gabbana collaboration at Milan Fashion Week. Stunning. Ciao, Kim. Kim took her design talents to Milan Fashion Week this season, teaming up with Dolce & Gabbana on the house's spring-summer 2023 fashion show, September Joggers. You're literally

sure. Models walked the runway in a collection of reworked archival looks curated by Kim, while a black-and-white video of the skim's founder eating spaghetti and the sound of clicking paparazzi cameras played in the background per LUK. The color palette was kept mostly to blacks, metallics, and leopard print with some models wearing choker necklaces that spelled out Kim in bold letters. Also many members of her family including Khloe, Chicago, Saint, North, and Chris

were in attendance to support. Right. Everyone's kind of talking like Khloe totally eclipsed Kim's moment by being photographed with Michelle from 365 Days who is the hottest man alive and people are like she's got to get dicked down in Milan with a guy from 365 Days. Like, he needs to take her captive for a year

and make him fall in love because that's what happens in the movie. I completely agree. Like, the way I need these two to start fucking, like, now it's not normal. I would, if I had to, I would lay my life out on the line just so they could have that moment together.

And do I think it's the end all be all for her? No, but like, she needs to have some fun. She does. Some fun in Milan. And this man is, literally there's not a hotter man. And he was like very clearly into her like following her around the club. And they were filming. So like I hope we'll get a Michelle moment.

That's so cute. Yeah. So that was what really everyone was talking about. And I feel like nobody cared about the fashion show. Kim looked amazing. Like the whole vibe is like, you know, glamour, Milan, spaghetti, Marilyn Monroe. It's not like the most like creative like different idea but she looked fabulous so you know could I ask you something do you think it's like Courtney is feeling some type of way that like this was her

partnership no wedding and now why wasn't she there I don't know if she's feeling any type of way but like let's let's be really real with one another um that partnership only existed because kim exists you know i mean so maybe she utilized the partnership first but the roots to the partnership connect to kim right but like kim never was like a dolce girly in like publicly like this like she's always been like so high fashion like always wearing futuristic looks and now all of a sudden she's like really leaning into this style that was like inspired by Kourtney's wedding.

Which I wouldn't say anything was amiss except for the fact that Kourtney wasn't there. So let me say this. Let me say this. I think if we're gonna trace back to like

the Kardashians relationship with D&G I think it probably goes back to Simon Huck and Kris Jenner who go to that show every year

like stay at the castle go on the boat with the D&G like they're a part of the G&G family. They're like I just I know for the last five years every time i watch instagram in the summer like simon is there with chris yeah so so you think it's chris's relationship and simon i think i honestly think like simon made the intro and i don't know this even though like i know simon i

can literally ask i think if i had to guess like simon made the intro for the family to dng like he's been like part of the dng family for as long as I've known him. Like going multiple times a year. Got it. To the show. Got it. I just wonder when the wedding partnership, like who facilitated? Whose idea was that?

Who reached out to who? Honestly, I would say Chris. It was amazing. It's an interesting take though. I didn't think about it because like who who cares if Kourtney's there? Like she doesn't go to Fashion Week all the time. But she was like the D&G bride

and like she made the whole family and like, I don't know if they, I mean everything that they do becomes a moment but it just became like so much bigger than just like a wedding weekend

in Italy. It was a whole fashion campaign and now Kim's the face. But like that became Kim's aesthetic because she had to wear those outfits, you know? Right.

And I think she liked what she saw. She liked what she saw to be like dressed in like what Dolce does it's like they dress a woman's body yeah it's very feminine it's not the stuff that she's like balenciaga spandex silhouette shapes you know it's very like traditional timeless glamour sexy no i love and at the same time she watched pam and tommy and she started doing her hair like that. Right, right. And Chloe wore that crystal and black jumpsuit that Kim had worn at the wedding. She looked amazing in it.

The kids were wearing mini versions of it. Chicago stole the show. I mean, you said Michelle is the reason for the season. Chicago has taken the internet by storm. A hundred percent. With her lollipop and her sunglasses. It was a fabulous, fabulous moment. Kendall wasn't there either right no see like to me that's more obvious because Kendall's literally like the it girl of modeling

why wouldn't she just model in the show and that's what they were talking about in the teaser for this week's episode Kim is going to Prada and she calls Kendall and is like you want to fly with me she's like I'm still waiting to hear if I booked if I booked it because like I auditioned or whatever and it's like you're obviously going like to hear if I booked it because I auditioned or whatever. And it's like, you're obviously going. So she could walk in any show she wants. But it might be a conflict. I don't know how those things work, you know? With what?

Like, Kendall is the face of so many brands. Yeah, she can't just lend her face. To every single one. Like, I'm sure there's non-competes. She's like, long champ now. She's Louis Vuitton. Like, she's everything. Yeah.

So maybe there's a conflict. Yeah. Also, I think maybe Kendall was working Milan fashion week and like just couldn't just drop everything and go to the show like that's so crazy because of like you and I found ourselves in Milan the same week and like I was there working and you were there working like we would go to each other's events like I know but maybe that's just like we're not as busy as them no and we're like they're desensitized to like the fame of it all and like we're like Milan yeah and like every the big deal of it all yeah even though this felt like it was a really big deal for Kim she's like is posting a million times and it is a big deal she looked amazing yeah and she had so much like creative input it's not just her face no yeah she was designer girly yeah great partnership stunning gorgeous looks everyone really turned it out gorgeous moment gorgeous moment our next story little drama at snl but like not really keenan thompson's estranged wife is dating

his former snl co-star chris red wait what keenan thompson's estranged wife has moved on from the longtime snl star with one of his former co-stars wait this is fucking weird no chris it is but there is like no beef christina evangeline is dating Chris Redd, TMZ reported. Wait, what's her name? Christina Evangeline. That's like really close to Christina Evangeline. Wait, Evangelista. Linda Evangelista.

Oh, okay, sorry. I was thinking of the wrong person. Is dating Chris Redd, TMZ reported. I was like, Kenan needs to be married to the biggest supermodel in the world. Claiming there's no bad blood between Kenan and Chris over the new relationship sources close to the new couple told the outlet that Chris Redd and Christina became official

with the past year and that there was no cheating or overlap in their relationships in fact Keenan and Christina reportedly have been living separate lives since 2019 reps for the stars didn't immediately return page six's request for comment No it's fucking weird It's just weird because it's like well how did they meet No and it's like of all the girls that you could date Why do you choose the one who used to be married to your co-worker Like it's hella unnecessary And I don't even think they're divorced yet Like they're obviously not together

They're saying there's no bad blood But like if you're a human being Like you you would be Even if even if keenan and his wife had the healthiest split of all time and they genuinely like love each other as friends but it didn't work out even in a situation like that we are it is the human experience to find this weird like it's weird yeah and it honestly like makes me think like weird things about chris red like honestly like i'm thinking weirdly when i don't think I ever thought of him, period, you know?

Yeah. But now I'm going to think of him as like the guy who like stole his co-worker's wife. It's Mr. Steal Your Girl. It's Mr. Steal Your Wife. Like that's what makes it even weirder. I'm sorry. I'm calling it. Like this is weird.

I don't think that there was anything nefarious that happened. I think they split and then they started dating and the timelines are fine. I think it's weird. But how can you be such good friends with someone like now every time you see them, And I think they split And then they started dating And the timelines are fine I think it's weird But How can you be such good friends With someone like now Every time you see them They're with your wife

Agreed I don't think there's anything nefarious But that doesn't take away From the weirdness Yeah Of choosing Of all the girls And all the bars

Like You had to walk into Keenan's house And take his wife It's weird Okay well Good luck to the couple I hope they find love and I hope Keenan

finds love as well maybe we should add him to the list yes by the way influencers I feel like you know I feel like I've actually said this story a lot like for some reason whenever I get into Ubers and like start chatting they always love to share like famous people they've driven yes we know and on more than one occasion I've had a driver who drove Keenan to and from SNL. And they all had wonderful things to say about him. I think he's like, he would make a really good husband. What about Keenan and Khloe? Khloe, I was thinking that too. And if Kim and Pete were still together,

that would just be too much. But honestly, I don't see it working because Keenan is so SNL and he's so New York. Like he's, I think, you know, Pete was very much like, SNL was a part of his career, not his career. And Keenan like puts a show on his back he literally has a hernia from all the work he does I think like he needs to have someone New York based maybe it could be Khloe and Keenan take New York no but see like I would

never encourage a relationship that requires somebody to move across the country from their family but obviously that's something you would do yeah for love for what's right yeah you know maybe like la is not working out for chloe i think it is i think maybe when kim was just on kelly and ryan she was talking about school drop off did you see no it was i haven't seen any i've just been like i literally haven't been on my phone it was really cute she was talking about kelly was like when you go to school drop off like what do you wear she was like i wear spandex. Like, I come from the gym. I'm wearing gym clothes. And it's, like, always really emotional.

But, like, Chloe stays there all day, like, literally outside the classroom crying. Oh, my God. It was really sweet. So, like, she's very connected to family. She's not going anywhere. Okay. Well, maybe Kenan could give it all up for Chloe. That would be sweet.

She's someone that you give it all up for. But then, like, that causes resentment. Oh, for sure. It does. And, like, he's, for sure it Does five years from now I career right Right like shirking and whatever sure Okay our fifth and final story something That Claudia just caught me up on there Is drama with beauty influencer Michaela

Kaler Nagara yeah she is under fire for Complaining that her job is different Listen I experienced the whole thing So I'm gonna tell you Okay You don't want me to read From insiders No

Perspective So Mikaela Noguero Is literally She was on that Forbes list Remember we were talking about her And they said she made Two million dollars I know who she is

You've talked about her a lot You're very influenced by her I buy all of her shit A makeup TikToker Yeah and she's like From Boston And she has this crazy accent So she's like She's not like other makeup gurus, you know?

Yeah. And so this, she went on live a year ago and said this thing. And then somebody posted a cut down version of it on talk and it went viral. So viral that I actually used the sound. And then when I found out what it was, I deleted my TikTok. It was just, I was making a joke about try being an influencer for a day.

Try it. Like it was a joke. And why'd you delete it? Because I'm not, I'm not going to contribute. You don't want to pile on. No, because honestly, like just as for Mikaela

and here's why. So here's what she said. The clip that's going viral, just the abridged version is like this. I'm just finishing work for the day and it's 519.

Try being an influencer for a day. Try it. Now obviously, you just hear day and it's 519. Try being an influencer for a day. Try it. Now obviously you just hear that and it's like, girly, you're not a coal miner. Like calm down. It's like it's beyond and it sounds extremely out of touch. Now with context, it's still a little out of touch, but it's not and this isn't a girl who had anything handed to her. Like she was working up until I think two years ago at Ulta. She's worked her whole life in retail.

When I first started following her, I was really early. She worked at Ulta, and that's why she had such... Expertise. Right. People trusted her opinion. So this isn't a girl who is privileged by any means. She's worked super hard. And when you watch the full version of the clip,

she was basically sitting down for dinner, going on live, and she was like, oh, I'm just tired. Like I had a long day. Like any normal fucking human being complains about being tired. And then somebody like left a nasty comment,

like must be so hard. And so she basically just responded saying, you know, I woke up at six. She told us exactly what she did for the day. She's like, I edited three videos. I shot some branded content. I had four meetings and then I did this. And now I'm just now sitting down for dinner.

It's 519. I'm just trying. You try being an influencer. You try being an influencer. So she got like a little salty at the end. With context, it's obviously much better. And it's important to remember that she didn't suggest we slaughter all the children of the world. Like she just was being, you know,

you tuned into her live and she was talking about her life so I think perspective you don't know what the comments I guess does the video is there screen recording does it have the video I don't know I don't know what people are slinging what she was responding to yeah and let's just say for argument's sake that there was no context and all she did was complain about being an influencer is that out of touch yes does she deserve what's literally being thrown at her like no people are so fucking crazy um and I find it really interesting that the new hot button issue like the last couple of things I've seen people get canceled for like happened on TikTok this girl Tara's world was like I'm literally so productive like I and she was like it sounded

like definitely out of touch like but again she wasn't suggesting we slaughter all the children of the world she was just like I'm like I'm literally so productive like how are you like not working like you guys are like like that could never be me like and she got her ass fucking handed to her the new hot button issue is like you cannot talk about working if you're an influencer no but even like Kim saying yes get your fucking ass up and work okay so like why are people so sensitive about you me this new i've noticed that i'm going to be steering clear of this topic like and i guess people don't want to going head first people don't want to be told by people who have jobs that appear to be much easier that they have to work

harder because it's like the coal miner says get your fucking ass up and yes they'll accept that yes yes I don't think they would yes yes they would it's it's it's not what they're saying it's it's who's saying it I think that's why people are getting so bent out of shape because it goes without saying that like being an influencer everyone's job is hard in some way and there are parts of being an influencer that are super hard but it's not nearly as hard as you know working in uh food service or working as a coal miner or a truck driver the coal miners who are offended no they're really the only ones who can the people who are offended are like you know the people who are always offended it's like it's white women like no and so it's nonsense who work nine to five

like cushy jobs for sure and who spend all that time commenting on social media so obviously they're not working that hard i just feel like it's so important that you add that part to the conversation like the amount of time people are spending like tearing down mckayla when they should be working i just think it's important so i'm team nick mckayla because she really didn't say anything that fucking bad and if you're that if you're really that upset like you absolutely have to go outside you absolutely have to go outside and remember like the internet is not a real place you don't know Michaela personally and you need to calm the fuck down because literally Michaela's like part of her platform is like she pretty much like gets on social media once a week and just balls her eyes out about how she cannot

fight her depression like she is so depressed and she's like literally she's had unparalleled success like I don't think she'll do a branded TikTok for any less than 100 grand like she bought a house like and she'd not grow up like that like she is having unprecedented and she says like these unbelievable things are happening to me and I've never been more depressed in my life like she's really vocal about how like her depression is so bad she's had it her whole life like in high school she went through a really bad bout and it's come back now and it's confusing for her because she's never been more famous or more successful or this should be the happiest time of her life so just keep that in mind when you're like yelling

at her for something she said on instagram live a year ago that you didn't even have context for like you're all no not okay it's like no one is okay like take a step back the way that the needle is moving like to things that like sometimes you'll tell me like some girls are getting canceled they said this and i'm like you're lying i'm like really that's not gonna stick like i know and really what were we talking about The girls who said on that podcast. That they would never date someone sober. Yeah. And then they literally posted these like hostage videos apologizing.

Yeah. And it's like, oh, okay, so you wouldn't date someone sober. Like a big fucking deal. They said if you're sober, you're boring. And so if I was a sober person, like maybe that would offend me. Would I demand an apology?

No, I would stop listening to the podcast. No, but like, or I would disagree. You could disagree with something without being offended by it. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yes. It's not either just offended or not offended. Like you could disagree.

Oh, I don't think that's true. Or I see it differently. And I still love these girls. And oh, on this point, we just didn't agree. Shaquille. It's not like we say something on the show, you disagree with it. And so you have to stop listening to our podcast. Like no one's going to agree with 100% of the things that we say.

Say that thing again. You don't. You can disagree with something without being offended by it. Oh my God. You are literally Aristotle. Like Jack Astottle. That is so fucking true. It's not offended or not offended.

Yeah, because like I said, that's why I keep saying like, it's not like she said, you know, I hate all Jews. Like, it's not, it wasn't even an offensive thing. It's somebody's opinion. Yeah. That you disagree with. Oh, my God, you just literally blew my mind. Because I'm so, like, deep in internet culture. Sometimes I can't see out of it as, like, a human being, you know?

Yeah. And you just brought my head right out. Yeah. No, it's so crazy. And also, sometimes, like, I'll look at situations, like, months later. you know yeah and you just brought my head right out yeah no it's so crazy and also sometimes like I'll look at situations like months later and even in that moment I'm like oh my god I can't believe they did that or said that and then months later I'm like are we joking yeah no I feel that way about someone's cancellation but I'm not gonna say who it is because I feel like people still

think it's crazy I feel that way about a lot of people's cancellations yeah like in the moment it was really bad but now like years later you just realize like they just like they actually made a mistake and like it's okay like we're all human beings but in the moment it feels so crazy yeah yeah and like I feel like we owe people apologies for how much we fucking ruin their lives on the internet I'm not saying we sorry because I'm not I'm not like you I'm not like you I don't fucking do that didn't take up for them yeah not that you piled on but like you didn't help yeah I wonder if people are going to come to that realization so hard because when someone's going through something like it's a sinking ship and like why would anyone on board no and I like I want to I have values but also

I remember a time when like I was getting my fucking life canceled like every minute it was another thing and I don't really remember anyone coming to my defense except literally taylor strecker it's not even about that like oh this person wasn't here for me so or people weren't here for me for them it's like you have a business you have a career and like you can't just keep going down with every ship like right no because that's the cycle of cancel culture is like you could get canceled for commenting on someone else's cancellation and who the fuck wants that no nobody's worth that bitch it's so sad but it's so true so you just kind of have to be like yeah you have to be like lame yeah yikes oh i will say i will never say that about when i don't i will never do that like i will never pile onto something

or criticize someone if i don't think that they did something one thing about the michaela nagara situation that's actually really important to bring up is that you know now that you know her cancellation is happening people are doing a deep dive looking for old tweets old tumblr posts whatever and what they found was actually I don't think something we've ever experienced yet Michaela is a former troll so her comments on Jaclyn Hill's Instagram from like 2017 2018 where her thing like one of everything everyone knows about her is like she's Jacqueline Hill's biggest fan. And she actually used to be a Jacqueline Hill troll. Like she left a comment on a picture.

There's a fine line. We say this all the time. She left a comment on one of Jacqueline Hill's pictures of her house and was like, must be nice to make videos and just be rich for it. And she actually left a non-ironic yikes on one of her pictures. And I think she posted a picture like with her man and Michaela was like ew like she's a former troll that I think is more interesting than the working conversation but that's just me yeah so I just want to say also you could look at it alternatively

where it's like she used to be the same type of person that are now commenting and coming for her and it's like she used to think oh you work you post a video a day and now you have this house that's literally what she said now she's experienced so she's someone who's literally commenting on her stuff right now yeah being like you I think it's so hard to be an influencer and so if that person becomes an influencer you go and they're like oh my god it's so hard like uh try it and then you go back it's a cycle no and y'all are crazy and get off the fucking hamster wheel no get off the internet for real. Some people just really can't handle it. It's so crazy.

And it's like you live like if you either die the hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. No, by the way, that is literally what's happening. So just everyone take a step back. Kayla is going to be she's fine. Leave her alone. She's a hard worker. She hasn't posted in like a week. She had a bad day. And also like it's not even like we have to make excuses for what she said which

she said like you try being an influencer try it you know i think what she was trying to say for more people to try you know and i think that what she was trying to say is like they're the perception of what you don't know what comment she's responding to right who the you is yeah but someone who's being like oh you're an influence you work one hour literally herself her old self right i think the her old self i think the point she was just trying to make is like it looks being an influencer is definitely of all the jobs in the world not even close to being a hard one but i think it's a little bit more difficult than people assume i think people assume you sleep in you post one video you make a million dollars and you go back to sleep that's not what it is it is more laborious than that and

I think a lot of the work that goes into it you don't see because that's the point that's the point it's still not a difficult job I am acknowledging that I've had real jobs and I've had influencer jobs and I know what the difference is um but that's not to say that it's not a little bit more involved than what you might think well Well, if you think you wake up, make a million dollars and go back to sleep, then it's a lot more involved than that. But even like for the people who do post most of their hustle, it's more involved than that. And then you also have to think about like the mental aspect of it

and the fact that she is struggling with depression. So it's like doing all of this. And this is a job that just would exacerbate any of that. No, and being an influencer is the one job in the world I think more so than being a traditional celebrity where the hate you get is unparalleled like you it is not normal the amount of shit you have to hear about yourself and your family and people you love about their physical appearances about shit from their past it is worse than any major celebrity ever experiences the fucking websites that are created about you.

They don't run their own social media. And even if they do, it's like, I'm like my juice today. And everyone's like, oh my God, you're so great. No, but there's not. Some of them aren't even on social media. And there's not dedicated places for people to talk about Hilary Duff. In order for you to do your job as an influencer, you have to actively enter all of these spaces

where people are hating you and one thing about me is i'm always going to take the side of an influencer because i feel like in a lot of ways they are usually in being wronged not that's not to speak for everyone because a lot of them are fucking morons too um but that's any job because there's a lot of moronic accountants you know know, there's a lot of moronic coal miners. It always comes back to the coal miners. That's the thing. I don't feel like there's moronic coal miners. No, I completely agree, actually.

Actually, Derek Zoolander. Was he a coal miner? He comes from a coal mining family. Remember, he goes back and he like can't handle it for a day. Oh, was that the new Zoolander that came out? No, in the OG. No, I honestly don't remember, but that's fucking funny. No, it's funny. Like, yeah. Yeah. it's funny. Like, yeah.

Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. Okay. Should we push Dear Toasters to tomorrow? Yeah, because we had a lot of catching up to do today. We don't have a TV recap. Actually, I do.

I have a few things to say. I think we should do Dear Toasters. Okay. Yeah, because also I finish Only Murders in the Building, and I just want to talk about it really quickly. And I watch Game of Thrones. Did you watch? No, can't talk about it.

We got new Rhaenyra, though. Let's talk about that. No, no, no. I haven't watched anything. I can't talk about it. I'll see you next Tuesday. Okay, well, Dear Toasters is brought to you by Carraway. It's time to ditch the chemicals with Carraway Home's

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Caraway, non-toxic cookware made modern. All right, Dear Toasters, our advice segment. You want to write in, it's deartoasters at gmail.com. And you'll get really kind of profound, honest advice from two girlies who really care about you. Yeah, that's true. Hello, ladies. Please help. We have a solid group of girls in my friend group.

We've all been friends for the last five years. However, there's one gal, let's call her Jax, that is single and lately... Let's not call her Jax. She's single and lately has only been going after guys that are in relationships. Some have turned into actual affairs in the workplace even. Yikes.

That's what she wrote. Not ironic, yikes. And some, she just sends florida text messages too and tells us this guy could be the one i'm sure it's a defense mechanism because she's got cheated on in her prior three relationships but what the hell we've tried talking to her about it and warning her but she won't stop most of us are in serious relationships and we just can't believe we're good friends with someone who willingly tries to tear relationships apart in the past we've all talked so much shit on homewreckers and now she's doing it and she seems almost proud help do we let it go do we sit her down actually have an intervention

send her to rehab lol kidding we're at a loss but it's getting exhausting for all of us to keep the friendship up when all she talks about is guys that are in relationships also is it weird that i'm starting to lose trust in her as a person of course we are all in our 30s early 30s if that matters okay love you bye yeah i feel like at this point like you're you guys are a little too old to be acting like that like that's shit people did in their like late teens early 20s not something that you do like as a pattern no I wouldn't bring this girl around my man she obviously has no respect for relationships girl at arm's length obviously I would maybe say something to her if she was like why are you guys treating me differently like and just be like you have no scruples and right it makes me uncomfortable I don't know how to stop you from doing what you're going to do

like you're a grown woman but I our values don't align right like I'm almost at the place where I'll be entering my 30s and I'm I plan on living an extremely scrupled life and I want to be surrounded by scrupled people scrupled energy and this is there was a video that went trending on TikTok this girl she's like i'm 25 uh today's my birthday here's questions i have for people in their 30s and this girl answered and she was like because one of the questions was how do i make you know more friends in my 30s and the girl answered she was like you don't like your circle gets smaller and it's better like you don't need a million friends people are not meant to be in your life forever

some people are and some people aren't so to move forward with only scrupled people I think that's a really great way to go yeah because your circle will get smaller as you get older if you get married or you start a family like you have less time for people so you just want to stay close with the ones you're closest to and people fall by the wayside if she's going to behave like this like she'll be the first to go no and honestly you are who you associate with and like not like not to be shallow but like you don't want people thinking like you're okay with that you know yeah no I I couldn't be around and honestly the way you write about her it doesn't seem like you have like great affection for her like you would you'd be okay with letting her go yeah I mean if you want to have a conversation

about it it's not on you to save everyone no but like 30s sometimes people have a hard time dropping people that's something that some people yes won't you can't do um for me it takes me a long time to get to that place but once I once I'm there goodbye agreed uh but some people that's not in their vocabulary so if you want to have a conversation just be honest yeah what are you doing the way that you this path that you're going down is not something that I want to be around for it's offensive to me as a married person like to know that you don't respect relationships and we don't have anything in common if that's what you're going to be doing no you don't respect wood do you know that no from curb like if you put your cup on a wood table without a coaster you don't respect wood God you don't respect wood

Ben is always saying Respect wood For someone who's literally Never used a coaster in his life Yeah What she said Next up Hey Jackson Claude

OG Breather here And I'm in need I am in need Of some advice about No This is a weird way of phrasing like oh i was gonna say like is this not no no it's actually very appropriate based on what you're doing for today but it's an og botox okay i'm in need of advice if there's such thing as too much botox

my friend ruthie just started working as an esthetician about a year ago she's absolutely beautiful stunning and smart but has recently been starting getting lip injections and Botox, which I have nothing against at all. Fellow Botox are here. The problem is our friends have been coming up to me asking if she's had actual work done to her face, like going under the knife, because what's happening to her,

she still looks gorgeous, but she looks different. Do I say something before she gets too much done or let her do whatever makes her feel like her best self? Sincerely, a toaster who doesn't want her Bff to end up botched yeah it's like on the one hand you want to empower her to feel her best like i was having this conversation at dinner last night because someone i was with was talking about how they want to get something done i'm like just do it and she was like really shut up if it's bothering you just fix it like i'm very much a proponent of that but sometimes like it's like when you're editing a picture you get so in the

weeds with editing when you take a zoom out you really can't see if you look that different so it takes like a fresh perspective so I don't know if like you would be offending her like in the sense that she likes the way that she looks or maybe she's too in it she can't see out yeah I would try and like bring up the topic of conversation of Botox fillers maybe be like I'm thinking about doing this and see what she has to say about it be like how much have you done be like and so that amount that you did in your lipstick, is that what you're going to do again? When are you going to do it? And see if she has any sort of reservation or she's like,

I don't know if this is for me. Like, what do you think? Like, just wait and see. Open the door. Just open the door and take her temperature on how she's feeling. Because if she's feeling herself, like, don't say anything. Yeah. You don't need to tell her that she's like looking crazy

because she might be happy with how she looks and then all of a sudden like you just put this thing in her head yeah totally and by the way it's like you have to wait like six months for it to go away so like she's gonna be insecure for the next six months so I would just bring up injectables as a topic of conversation and see where she's at and if she's like looking for opinions and if she's not I wouldn't offer any it's her her life. I agree. And like. Just because you. Like someone thinks something looks bad. It's subjective.

Right? Like. Yeah. Maybe she looks great. You know? She's happier than ever. Yeah. But I do.

I do think plastic surgery. Like is a slippery slope. And sometimes people get like so far down. And then years later. They'll look at pictures of themselves. And be like wow I looked crazy. Like I wish somebody had told me. Right. But even if somebody had told you.

Like there was no stopping you. It's true. It's like. Our third and final is an update. From the girl who wrote in last week. About I wish somebody had told me. Right. But even if somebody had told you. Like there was no stopping you. It's true. It's like. Our third and final is an update. From the girl who wrote in last week. About her mother-in-law. Who like literally is obsessed with her. Husbands.

Like exes. Always commenting on social media. Friend requesting. And just being a general freak. Yep. General freak. Update. He talked to his mother.

My mother-in-law. She cried. She came over the next day She brought me flowers And she apologized Am I the big fat wench now? Thanks for your advice on this It really echoed with What my friends were telling me

But I thought I should get An outsider looking in opinion And y'all match my energy Ha ha ha I don't think you should Feel like the wench You either die the hero Or live long enough

To be the big fat wench It's like Unless you defend yourself You're a victim and then if you do defend yourself you're the villain you're the villain no but like mother-in-law's like can it can be like so apologetic because they're like old and frown then like then you feel bad yeah but you know what mission accomplished and now just be super sweet to her because now she wants to hang with you tabula rasa that's what you got right right you know now she's not

harping on the other girls. She's going to want your time. You have to play words with friends with her. And you're going to, she's going to be having things on your post and you're going to have to respond. Yeah. Responding to every story. Yeah.

So you got a new job. Good, because it's the one you got. Got what you wanted. Yeah. Wow. We really kind of set you up for that. No, no, no. But it's good.

That was weird. It had to end. No, and also. She has a lot of like energy to give and now you need to be the receiver. She's clearly just like a person who distributes love so now it's all coming your way she she like kind of is like a love bomber you know good luck with that good because it's one you got everybody who wrote in thank you so much dear toasters at gmail.com we are always here for you that is our show jackie's getting a haircut. Extra, extra read all about it. Thank you so much for listening to

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