The Toast - S5 Ep138: Stry Guys > Try Guys: Thursday, September 29th, 2022

Episode Date: September 29, 2022

Queen Elizabeth II's cause of death revealed (Page Six), Harry, Meghan desperate to edit Netflix show, memoir after Queen's death (Page Six) (13:18)  The Try Guys Announce They Will Take a Week Off from Podcast After Ned Fulmer's Infidelity Scandal (PEOPLE) (26:04)  'Everyone was making fun of my body': Chloe Grace Moretz says meme with altered photo likening her to Family Guy character made her a recluse with anxiety (Daily Mail) (33:49)  Stassi Schroeder brings back Straight Up with Stassi podcast (38:40) What are Tom Hanks' 4 'pretty good' movies? (NY Post) (40:35)  Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap (46:52)  Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Recap (55:58)  The Morning Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) NLOG Tickets: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/tour Merch: https://www.shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday. That should be a Friday because I'm feeling Friday vibes, but nevertheless, she persisted. Nevertheless, it's a Thursday, which is really wild coming from us considering yesterday was our first show of the week. But this week has just been grind. Meetings, meetings, meetings, podcast, podcast, podcast, photo shoot, photo shoot, photo shoot. So I'm actually vlogging my week in New York. And last night I had some downtime, so I started putting it all together. grind meetings meetings meetings podcast podcast podcast photo shoot photo shoot photo shoot so i'm actually vlogging my week in new york and last night i had some downtime so i started putting it all together and it is so juicy and like jam-packed so one you should become a patreon

member so that you get it when it goes live you can see what we've been up to and why today feels like a friday even though technically for us it's like a tuesday but not at all no it's been a long week i've been very social this week my social battery is at an all-time low like we're supposed to go to dinner tonight like there's a 75% chance I don't show up like I'm not okay no and everyone's trying to like make the dinner like a big party pre-game etc no I just want just dinner yeah no I'm guys are listening we need to like I want my dinner now we need to level everyone's expectations for tonight because I have nothing to give but you always say that and then there she is. Well, I show up for my girl.

I show up for my girl. That's what you're saying. You. But I don't need to go to the clubs. No, I show up for my girl. Okay. That's one thing about me. I'm going to show up for my girl.

It's for me then. We've got a great show. Last night was Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, second to last episode, and the season premiere of Salt Lake City, which I did not watch because I forgot and I wasn't in the mood I watched because I had to watch everything live because on my tv in my hotel like I had to watch commercials and so I watched Beverly Hills live then Salt Lake City and then watch what happens live I'm literally two and a half hours I did all my homework oh good okay so I got Beverly Hills yeah and that's really the most important thing that we need to recap and then I'll just set the scene for where we're at in Salt Lake City nothing crazy

happened but the dynamics have shifted and that is not what they usually are speaking of different cities I think you have announcement for everyone today don't you I have a number of announcements okay hit it first I actually have to start with most important I got my haircut I read about it at page six and um it's a different newly some life it's a whole new sometimes you get a haircut it's like okay your hair was done yesterday and it's done today but like you guys can really tell the difference it's shorter it's healthier if you guys are curious what I ask for especially in this case I said cut off take off everything dead and then add layers but sometimes when they take off everything dead it's going to be shorter than you want so you have

to be prepared for that but if it's dead it's dead and I don't want it. So that's what I said. And I'm really happy. You look great. And I feel lighter. I got Botox. So I'm shifting towards less expression. I still can raise my eyebrows and stuff today.

But tomorrow, you couldn't catch me. You won't know what she's feeling. She'll be a mystery. You couldn't catch me emoting tomorrow. Mysterious girl. You're going to have this air of mystery tomorrow. Love that for me. Just like Bruno and Theo's friend a mystery. You could catch me emoting tomorrow. Mysterious girl. You're going to have this air of mystery tomorrow. Love that for me. Just like Bruno and Theo's friend, mystery.

Uh-huh. And other, I guess, equally important announcement is that I am doing a Spritz meet and greet on Friday, October 7th in, where is she going? You guys will never guess. Never. Where will she be? Let me guess. Let me guess.

Here. Here's a clue. Spring? Summer? Here's a clue. Joggers? I'm going to atlanta yeah that's right meet and greet on friday october 7th at 4 30 p.m at total wine at acre mills in atlanta that is 2955 cobb parkway southeast atlanta georgia 30339 if you want to put that what country is that usa usa no like if you're in atl put that into your... And what country is that? USA. USA. No, like, if you're in Atlanta... If you want to put that into your navigation,

it's Total Wine at Acre Mills in Atlanta. We, between, like, the month of October, like, we are hitting the New York toasters. We are hitting the Georgia toasters. We see you. We appreciate you. And we're going to come meet and greet you. Yeah.

There will be meeting and there will be greeting. There will be greeting for sure. And I think there might be sl and there will be greeting there will be greeting for sure and i think there might be sleeting what's that it's not like weather sleep sleep sleep yeah i don't know if they get a lot of sleep in georgia they will definitely be heating because i get really hot at those meet and greets you do i'm pretty temperature controlled yeah when we did the one in fort lauderdale i literally like my hair was huge i was not okay sweat dripping down my neck and jackie was like can we turn the air down it's like a little cold in here catching a chill everyone was like on death's door it was so hot in that store and Jackie was like you know have a sweater I could

go for a cashmere snack a little cashmere um so that'll be super fun and what else should we catch up on before we dive in what are the stories today looking for a little more jacks today you're like I missed her I just could use some more Jax in my life. I'm on Sophia with an F today. We recorded together this week. It was so much fun. I'm so glad the episode is like here now and I don't have to wait

because we had such a great chat. It was actually my first time meeting her, which is crazy because she's done this show a few times. But- And we talk about her like all the time. All the time. And I talk about her podcast all the time because I'm always listening to it.

She always has great guests and she's so funny. She is so funny. She's so funny. She posted a clip where you were like, we've literally never met because I was on maternity leave. And she's like, really Jackie? Using your baby as an excuse? She's like low key, like a comedian.

No, she's hysterical. And the whole episode was so funny. And I love her podcast. I listen to it all the time. So I was very excited to be on it. a comedian no she's hysterical and the whole episode was so funny and I love her podcast I listen to it all the time so I was very excited to be on it so check that out after you listen to today's episode don't go anywhere yeah don't go anywhere but it's really good stuff and she asked me some like really great questions I'm always curious what when I go on another podcast like what people want to ask me about like what do they see that I'm doing that they're like

talk to me about so what did she ask you about she asked me like what it was like to be a redhead especially growing up and like it's such a big part of my story but nobody has ever really asked me that and like on a podcast or anything it was such a great question I just felt so seen 100% so what was it like growing up right it's hard yeah it's really hard and fellow redheads know you just when you're a kid you just want to be like everyone else you You want to wear what everyone else is wearing. Like you don't want to stand out. You don't want like so much attention.

From adults. And you don't want to be like different. Yeah. And when you're a redhead, you have no choice. No, like we couldn't go out to dinner and like run into someone who wouldn't make a comment about your hair. I don't even care about like, oh, I went to dinner with my family and someone was like over.

Like I care about school. You know, I can handle the comments from like adults adults like oh what beautiful hair but like at school you just like where did she come from at school you want to blend in that's true and so we had some really great combos check that out i love that i'm gonna listen to it you should yeah i think you'll get to know me on a deeper level i usually wait for all the reels to come out like i love sofia's like tiktoks and reels one thing about me like if your podcast has vertical video like I'm in yeah I'm in that's why you're in on the morning toast I'm all in on the morning toast I'm gonna get the morning toast

tattooed on my vagine you should no actually if I really wanted to get it appropriately placed I think I would get it on my fupa why because I just feel like my fupa is the third co-host. Like, I talk about it all the time. And she's getting smaller. But, like, I think it's really important to note, like, I still have a fupa. Like, a big one. Isn't that sad? Like, I've lost 35 pounds. And, like, my fupa's actually not gotten smaller.

Well, as stated, like, your fupa is third co-host. Like, she's not going to just leave. Right. No, she's stubborn. She's not going anywhere. 100%. I love to pry her away with her cold, dead hands. Speaking of cold, dead hands.

Did you see that High School Musical, the musical, the series has recast some of the losers from the original? Lucas Graybeal, Bart Johnson, the dancing cheerleader, Corbin Bleu, and Taylor, the scholastic decathlon. Girlie, they're all joining the series for the next season. Good. Yeah. Love that.

Synergy. I'm really happy for Mark Johnson. Me too. All his hard work paid off. But they will have to play like the actors because the thing about that show, it's like...

High School Musical exists. As a movie. Movie. Yeah, no, you're right. It's so meta. It's so weird. It's psychotic. It's a lot to wrap your head around. High School Musical,. As a movie. Yeah, no, you're right. It's so meta. It's so weird. It's psychotic. It's a lot to wrap your head around.

High School Musical, the musical, the series. It can be confusing for the campers. Like HSM, TSTS. That's a lot. So I'm ready to dive in if you are. Yes. So without further ado, actually, I'm sorry. I need an update.

Everyone needs an update on the Shreis Brothers in your house. The Shreis Brothers are in my house and they are doing so well and for the first night since Bruce got here he slept in my bed with me last night and it was so heavenly I woke up with like a sense of peace until well I woke up with a sense of peace because I woke up thinking it was Friday and then I woke up thinking it was Friday too and honestly when I found out that it wasn't in fact Friday like I don't remember a time in my life where like the earth shattered around me as largely and loudly as it did this morning.

Just because we have a particularly torturous day today. Yeah, we do. We have so much to do today. Honestly, moguls. Moguls. So you're saying my boy got an A plus on his report card. He's been nothing short of wonderful. No accidents.

He's very, he loves to bark. It's kind of annoying, but he's excited. So I'm excited. He won't be sil wonderful. No accidents. He's very, he loves to bark. It's kind of annoying, but he's excited. So I'm excited. He won't be silenced. No, no. And if he was, it would be because he was silenced, not because he was silent. He would never be silent. No, never.

Mommy's angel. I'm so proud of you. Mommy loves you so. I miss my Streisand. He's been really cute. He's working on his memoirs at Claudia's house. Memoirs of Streisand. I think he's going to call it Shifting Streisands. He's been really cute. He's working on his memoirs at Claudia's house. Memoirs of a Streisand. I think he's going to call it Shifting Streisands.

That's good. My time as a Streis brother. I think it's going to be called Memoirs of a Streisa. That's what I think. Sound off in the comments. What should Bryce call his memoir? What should my dog call his memoir? Yeah.

Let us know. Not you calling him a dog. Just so people know what the fuck we're talking about. I know, I know. If you're new here. In case this is your first day, Bryce is my baby boy dog. If you're watching on YouTube, this is what he looks like. And he's an angel from heaven up above, and he's working on his memoirs.

Memoirs of a Streisand. Shifting Streisands. That's a really good one, too. Yeah. Okay. At least he has options. What would Theo's be called? Do-to-do.

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Further introduction. Sound off in thedo. Yeah, without further introduction. Something like that. Sound off in the comments. We got to workshop it. Sound off in the comments what should Bruce and Bryce's, Trice's memoirs be called. Unless they co-author it.

No. They have a rivalry. Have you seen it yet? What do you mean, have I seen it? I was the one who told you about it the first time Bryce was straight with me. We're going to literally sit on Theo to get him out of the way.

Yeah, no. The thing is, it's not really going to come to a head because they're not confrontational people. But there is like this undercurrent of jealousy and real strife between the two. They're the strife brothers. And they're definitely keeping each other at arm's length while Bruce is staying with us. For sure. But when they were in Florida, they were getting along better than ever. So I think it's just like something about this town.

No, it's claustrophobic. So competitive. No, like they had room to breathe when they were out together at your house. In my apartment, there's nowhere really to run. There's only room for one king, Charles. It's true. Yeah. Oh, we have royal news today.

So let's get into it. So without further ado, here are the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And today's episode is brought to you by Solo Stove. We're entering fall, and there's just really something special about fall that brings us all closer together. I think it's the chili on the stove, but it could be, you know, the crisp air, the changing of the leaves, the new boots you got.

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we would be talking about the queen until October and I'm so sorry her majesty up above but I failed you because. It was fine like we exhausted it for sure. No everyone like didn't want to hear about it anymore but I shouldn't have caved to the pressure. No you should have and I'm glad you did. I wish that we had been talking about her every single day since. No I feel really good about what we did honestly. We'll make up for it today because Queen Elizabeth II's cause of death has been revealed. No for sure i got this people notification this morning and i didn't even click it she was murdered because when you're 97 like the cause of death is um god like it's not well her official cause of death is old age but no i was curious it is yeah that's a cause of death yeah like natural causes as opposed to like she got sick with something right murder right poison poison my money's on camilla parker

in the in the saloon with the vial what's also interesting is the certificate revealed that she died on september 8th at 3 10 p.m so remember that day we were like is she already dead they're waiting to make the announcement wait but they found out it was a work day it was a work day but they're ahead of us in time so was it a friday that we found out i was a work day. It was a work day, but they're ahead of us in time. So was it a Friday that we found out? I never said Friday. You said Saturday. No, I didn't.

I said September 8th, 310 p.m. You didn't say Saturday. No. I'm telling you, something's off with me because you said Saturday. Roll it back. No, no. You know what? On that one, I might be wrong and then the

royal family announced the queen's passing three hours later so it was three hours we got it the same day okay and i feel like some people thought it was 24 hours 12 hours so three hours that feels right just like a redhead's rating i you don't listen but that's an inside joke with us that feels right that not you attacking me again. People sounded off in the comments yesterday. And by the way, there was literally equal, there was like a lot of people said that you attacked me first. Like I was actually reading the comments

because I wanted to know like, am I delusional? It was mixed, but I would say, I don't know that it was equal. Oh, I would. I would say if, maybe if it wasn't equal, then it was more on my side yeah okay so let's tally it up send off in the comments that's something we can easily prove but um well what we're talking about the queen three hours

yeah no i don't feel like they would have kept that from us because there needs to be a sovereign like if someone's dead like they need to move quickly yeah but also i guess like you know if they wanted to lie like they could lie on the death certificate but i don't think that they did no because that's a piece of history yeah no i don't think that they did i don't think that they did because i don't think there was anything nefarious about her death like her time it was just how long did it take for everyone to get there well that's the thing now we can look back at the footage of like harry getting to balmoral and they were taking a long time and i think it was because everyone was having trouble getting there so now

that we know what time she died we'll know who was there for her last breaths yeah but we know that Harry wasn't there yeah I don't know who else might have missed it also I did see an article that she died with her corgis in the room oh that's beautiful that's really really like I'm I'm moved and I feel like that's something you needed to know. No, I'm deeply moved by that. I really am. Yeah. Also, a little more royal news. Just section one, subset B, because I won't make it two stories.

I don't want to offend everyone. Harry and Meghan are desperate to edit their Netflix show and memoir after the Queen's death. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are making a dramatic U-turn on their upcoming projects. Who's this from? This is from page six. Okay. In their upcoming projects in the wake of Queen Elizabeth's death, multiple sources told page six, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have been

working on a docuseries as part of their multi-million dollar Netflix deal for more than a year. Netflix chiefs had hoped to air the docuseries in December after the fifth season of The Crown premieres on November 9th. Now we're told that the couple want to make more edits to the hotly anticipated show, which would potentially push back its release until later in 2023. Also, Harry's memoir, originally scheduled for release from Penguin.

Is it called Shifting Straces? It's called... I'll have to work on it. Yeah. I thought you actually had the title no no no I wonder what it's gonna be called you know what I think it'll be called I want to say one thing I want to say one thing and I hate to be like a hater of Megan and Harry because I feel like they get a lot of hate and a lot of it like is unnecessary but like for people who wanted privacy like they're doing

a lot they're doing a lot like a docuseries like that's really low level it's giving living low hand like it's a lot that's all I want to say yeah like they came here for privacy to escape they have more now after all these projects they did they have more money than god they don't need to do things for a while and like it's a lot that's all I'm gonna say when are we going to like move on I mean I've forgotten that that's what they said initially privacy because it seems like the last thing they want is privacy you don't do a podcast if you want privacy. No, a podcast about other people, that actually, that I understand. A docuseries and a memoir, like that's not private. Yeah.

That's about your life. Well, a memoir is like something you can just put out, aside from like a press tour and the fact that you're like going to probably spill a lot of tea. That's like, I feel like you could be a private person and write a book. No, I actually don't think so. Not the way that I feel like this book is going to be. Not the way that I feel like this book is going to be too Not the way that I feel like this book is going to be too.

Also, considering his book was supposed to come out in November, it's already been pushed back until sometime next year because of the Queen's death. So it's like, well, one, so if the Queen was still alive, you would have published this book that's obviously too offensive to publish now that she's dead? No, I think, but okay, so my question about the Netflix thing, and it applies to the book too.

First of all, I love like Harry not handing in any of his projects on time um like that's literally me in school do you think that the show is being edited because a it was too disrespectful to the queen now that she's dead or now that the queen is dead they can spill more tea like they don't like she was the one who really according to them like their relationship is definitely severed with the family but the queen and them are good Lilibet like she was their ally according to them so now that she's gone now is it all bets are off are they gonna make it worse or better that's an interesting point one that I hadn't considered I thought that they wanted to take stuff out also many royal experts have said that King Charles is holding off giving the title of prince and princess to their children until these projects come out no if i was prince charles

like i might do that too it's a shrewd move yeah no it's like you can't take it away once you have it you can't be like tip for like i mean maybe you could but that would look really bad and to like punish the kids no it ain't right but it's like you want to be in the folder no let's see right right right no that's very interesting so um I guess I this article says they would be editing it to downplay some of the things they said about Charles Camilla William and Kate now that Charles is like the official king perhaps and maybe just because they're trying if it's coming out well one I do think they should push it because anything that comes out in the next few months like people are feeling very pro queenie and I think this has reminded a lot of people of like the role that they do play

yeah it would be distasteful it's not their time yeah no you're it's not the time to speak your truth that's true so I mean I knew that they had this Netflix deal I feel like I've spoken about it I guess just now in this moment it's really settling in for me that like they're doing a reality show you want to call it a docuseries it's a reality show coming out Colton it's Rich Kids of Beverly Hills like it's a reality show um and I'm only now kind of ingesting that and it's hella tacky I'm sorry it is especially for two people who we've all championed to like have their privacy, you know? Yeah. There's a lot of things you can do as a public figure.

I feel like there are a lot of good examples of celebrities who like do a lot, but I still don't feel like in the slightest they've been like overexposed. And Harry and Meghan are, and it's partially that like, you know, the same way Chrissy Teigen, like people keep writing about them, maybe not to their, like they wouldn't prefer it that way. So I think part of it is like, it's a lot of overexposure at this point but they keep doing more projects and like revealing more and I'm just feeling like um it's a lot in the words of Tayshia no to do a podcast to write a book and a docuseries the podcast doesn't bother me because honestly I was disappointed in

a sense that it was literally about other people and like she was you know women in media narrative hero like two episodes so I think eventually if you want to do a podcast like once a week for the rest of your life like you're gonna have to share let me tell you my favorite thing about Harry and Meghan is that they have all these projects and literally three things have come out you know what I mean like yeah they have Netflix they have book they have Spotify and so far Disney right Disney plus and Apple and Spotify. And so far. Right. Disney Plus. And Apple. And Apple Mental Health. So far we got two episodes of a podcast. I love that they took all these projects and literally never put anything out.

It's actually funny. And also didn't Harry also get like a job for a mental health company? Yeah. That was like, you know, PR. Like he got a job. Like. Is he still working there? I don't know.

But the people on TikTok are gonna love him because if you're an influencer you have to work hard yeah you have to be multi-hyping it so I don't know um I don't know how I feel about this honestly I hope I really do hope because at the end of the day these people are family I'm never I'm I never advocate for families being broken I think you know no matter what's happened as family like you can always find your way back to each other you really can so hopefully this update um is a good sign yeah I just feel like the break has already come like but you can always find your way back to family I don't know for these people I really don't know like they made their choice

and they when they left and I think when they left everyone was like okay this is like what's best for you and and you're not gonna you're gonna live in Canada and you're not gonna be a part of a royal family and like I can understand how that's not for everyone to do right but I don't think that's what what caused the huge break and but then there was oprah right i think and like that's you really can't take that back right i don't and i think the queen and i from what i've been seeing recently too like the queen loved harry she was he was her favorite and so i think that was them that was their like watered down version of stuff like for her sake right now that she's gone i think it's all bets are off i think charles and will i think they all hate each other no I think I think she was the glue

for sure yeah um and she definitely had a very soft spot for Harry because she was definitely her favorite and I think he had a soft spot for her and like held back yeah right that was their version of holding back so like there's more yeah But it sounds like now that they're going back and editing all this stuff, it says to make it better. Yeah. So like, so what you're saying is with the death of Queenie, we're getting further away from a reunion. Yes.

Okay. That's so sad. Because like, obviously this is gossip and we all like, you know, we like, you know, feed off of it. But it's a family. And it's very sad brothers be like you and I not talking to be terrible yeah but like for me it was sad three years ago and now it's just the no now now it's just it is what it is it's still sad like you know what it makes me sad

especially after last night's Beverly Hills oh my god I was so emotional during that conversation yeah I just I was so I had so many. Yeah. I have a deep hatred for Lisa Rinna. Oh, deep. That I'm not conflicted about. Honestly, it was, it was crazy to see someone so, and I don't use this word lightly, so evil. And so. Knowingly coming between family.

Getting so, you could see the joy she was getting out of it. It was giving Denise. You're so angry. And you know. I do blame. I do partially blame Kyle. For not seeing that. Yeah.

Because in this moment. Like Kyle is. Has every right to be upset. Kathy said bad things about her. But the fact that she's been around these women for so long. And been on the show for so long. She's not dumb. And she couldn't see how manipulative. Lisa was being and even though kathy really had no right to be angry because she was

there apologizing and she came she swallowed her motherfucking pride tail between her legs tears in her eyes and i believed her but kathy now after this conversation kathy has every right to be angry now the fact that she can't like that her sister refuses to see refuses to be blind to the fact that lisa is making this into if you ever said to me like you're my sister but these girls are like oh my god what's i mean all right i'm gonna head out literally literally they've been like sis what i that was a crazy fucking thing to say you know what some people are like maybe aren't so close with their family. And they have friends who are like family.

But then you, then let's call the relationship what it is. Like, then the sisterhood is, then they'll be back to where they were. Right. You know? It was, we'll get into the recap. We'll get into it. But it's always sad, right, when it's family. It made me particularly sad.

Yes, agreed. Okay, next story. We just have to mention this because everyone's talking about it the try guys the try guys I need you to explain as best as possible what it is yeah I have no idea they're a group of youtubers that got popular um because they try things so they're the try guys they like make videos like trying stuff it's very simple love that I actually and they have a podcast and they are going to pause their podcast for a week amid the scandal

because of Ned Fulmer's infidelity. I made a TikTok. I was like, somebody please explain to me what, oh, my phone's over there. Someone please explain to me what all this is and let me read the comments to you

because, you know, the toasters were really helpful. A lot of the toasters are like big Try Guy fans so this was like big breaking news. Thank you so much. I could have read an article explaining what it is

but I wouldn't like trust an article to actually give me like the relevant information. And I want to hear it from the horse's mouth and experts. Okay. The tripod is what, oh, that's a cute name. Very cute. People are like, it's literally my childhood. Like I'm obsessed with the tri guys.

Hold on, these comments are like, yeah. It's so crazy how people could be so famous these days. Like Millie, like, and I've never heard of them. Oh, right. It's in every category. Like, okay. They started as like one of the content channels on BuzzFeed. Okay.

That's what I was thinking. And then they went out on their own and they have like a super successful YouTube life, podcast life. And there are these guys who try stuff. And one of them is Ned he's married and it surfaced on Reddit that there were pictures of him making out with a woman in public having an affair and then to add another layer it's this woman who works for the Try Guys so it was liker violation when the photo surfaced and hours later they announced like net is not with us anymore and he was married yeah okay to ariel and everyone loves net and ariel like ship ship ship so like people are taking it personal now i do think it's funny how

like you can have an affair um and they get fired from your job i guess the the part that makes it like fireable is that the woman you were having an affair with works for the company right so um that I understand but like like let's say I started having an affair and you kicked me off the podcast like insane it's weird when like your personal life you know what it reminds me of yes oh my god twin flames twin flames um yeah because like he was getting dragged on the internet and like at work for having an affair and like it's bad to have an affair but like that really has nothing to do with your job. Yeah. The only thing is like Barstool, it's like their personal lives are fodder.

But he didn't lose his job. He just had to deal with it. And I think that like actually in hindsight, the way it all played out. Like that was, yeah. It was punishment enough. And she was pregnant. It was really bad. That was really bad.

Yeah. And somehow like the toast group was involved. Do you remember? Yeah. But I don't remember the details. Like the way one of my biggest life regrets to pull out the list of my life regrets, not getting in the cop car,

not going to the Kanye West concert and starting the morning toasters Facebook group. That will go down in history as one of the biggest regrets of my life. Like Claudia's written. Um, and also on the list of stories I tell multiple times, you can add the Kenan Thompson Uber driver thing. Oh yeah. Yeah. I don't think I wrote that list out yet let's start it let's start claudia's

repeated stories obviously dennis's funeral even though like we've shamed you into stopping mentioning it and you know what ironic way it was fucked up okay second thing i mentioned, Kenan and his SNL Uber drivers. Kenan's Uber drivers. What else do I like constantly repeat? Sound off in the comments. Sound off in the comments. Yeah. Like what stories are you guys done hearing from me? Okay.

Okay, good. I'm glad we're keeping a list of that. Okay. So the Try Guys are pausing their podcast To deal with Taking some time off His infidelity I can't believe This is such a big story Considering I've never Heard of these people

Any other affair Yeah no it's like A niche corner of the internet But a big one And he had an affair It's like It's like crazy I guess Like people have affairs

Every day you know Not that it's okay But it's just like It's not that crazy It's not like one of them Like murdered the other And he's And now he won't be a try guy

No but he released a statement Being like it was a mutual decision I need to focus on my wife And my family They have kids Like it's bad Like he's Like I know people like the try guys

But I like the stride guys By the way Stry guys Greater than try guys And they would never Pull something like this No no They value family

Honor They honor those values Faith Family Fluff I don't know They value family. Honor. They honor those values. Faith. Family. Fluff. I don't know. Fluff.

Faith. Family. Fluff. So that's what's going on with the Try Guys. If you're like a Try Girl, I'm sorry. It's hard when like, you know, the show you love. At the end of the day, like your favorite podcast is breaking up. Not even breaking up. Just shifting. Like it'll never be the same again. That must have been how people love At the end of the day Like your favorite podcast Is breaking up Not even breaking up Just shifting

Like it'll never be the same again That must have been how people felt When the breath got cancelled Like for real Yeah It's crazy But look at us now Like the toast is so much better

Than the breath So maybe in a year from now You'll be like You know I'm so glad That guy left It's so much better without him You know Yeah maybe

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Hey, it's okay. I like mine better. But I knew I was missing something. Yeah. I knew. Our next story. Chloe Grace Smarts is opening up about... Throwback.

Throwback. CGM. She is talking about a meme with an altered photo likening her to a Family Guy character that made her a recluse with anxiety. So I'm going to show you you i'm not familiar with the meme if you remember oh i do so chloe grace moretz has admitted that a viral meme mocking her appearance made her withdraw from the spotlight and left her dealing with anxiety the actress

told hunger magazine that an internet joke where her photo was altered to make her resemble a long legged family guy character resulted in her suffering from body dysmorphia. Of course. Quote, I just remember sitting there and thinking, my body is being used as a joke, and it's something that I can't change about who I am, and it is being posted all over Instagram. Oh my God. Ew. I'm so sorry.

You okay? It's just coffers for Chloe. Coffers. On social media platforms, an image of her carrying a pizza in a hotel was posted next to the cartoon persona legs go all the way up griffin this photo got manipulated into a character for family guy with the long legs and the short torso and was one of the most widespread memes at the time the actress told the publication about the 2016 snap in real life she looked chic in black shorts and

black heels that showed off her figure she explained everyone was making fun of my body and I brought it up with someone and they were like oh shut the fuck up it's funny no I wouldn't have told her shut the fuck up it's funny because she's entitled to her feelings but I would have you know I would have made I would have tried to make her feel better being like people aren't making fun of the actual picture of you it's an edited version of you of you so it's not really your body I would like I think I would focus on that disassociate it's actually not you that they're making fun of it's an edited it's still painful especially when it's not really your body I would like I think I would focus on that disassociate it's actually not you that they're making fun of it's an edited it's still painful especially when it's so widespread and I feel really good knowing that I don't think I ever posted that photo I don't um it's not like an iconic meme photo for me but for her obviously like it shook her I think I was

thinking about Chloe Grace Moretz like a month ago like so random like what the fuck happened to her like she was so poppin well she just said it just made her a recluse no but like i don't think like the the enormous drop in her career came from this meme yeah just feel like she was everywhere all at once and then never seen again i just feel like now there are so many like at the time she was like one of one but now it feels like there are so many flowy from Netflix flowy phrase moretz is that's so true like so many like young blonde good actresses yeah because you know who she kind of looks like who miss flow yeah yeah yeah no you're 100 right there's just like a dime

a dozen cgms now yeah because like they all like you get popular from one movie on Netflix and suddenly you have a whole career and like 10 million Instagram followers yeah no you're totally right so that's really sad no that is sad and it's crazy because I feel like you wouldn't think that something like this would affect someone so much especially someone is like famous and talented as her it's like oh you just assume that like she saw that was rolled her eyes but no it really affects people and you never know what it's gonna be that's really going going to like be seared into someone's mind. You know what this reminds me of? Poot.

Has Demi spoken about Poot? Yes. What has she said? And it really bothered her. Really? Yes. And let me use this as a time to remind you that Demi goes by she, they pronouns. So I will be using the she pronouns.

She said like it really fucked her up because like it because that wasn't even really photoshopped it was like this weird angle like the camera malfunctioned but like it was her and I remember her addressing it like not finding it funny oh I didn't know she addressed it I didn't know that she didn't find it funny yeah yeah that's very similar so that's what it reminded me of I did not think that's what you were gonna say I did not think we'd be talking about CGM today. I totally forgot about Chloe Grace Morantz. Yeah. Well, she's on the cover of Hunger Magazine looking gorgeous.

And that's a low because what is Hunger Magazine? No, but here's the thing. When you're a celebrity. You do fake magazine covers. You do fake magazine covers for like the pictures to have and post to Instagram and for pull quotes. And it's just like. No, it's so true. All fakeness.

Like what the fuck is Wonderland Magazine? Yeah. Celebrities are always on the cover. Like that's a great looking cover. She looks gorgeous. She could post it to her Instagram. She can tell her truth. And move on.

I feel like she became very. Fashiony. During the peak of her career. And maybe that's where she's kind of been existing. Because she was like the face of Louis Vuitton for a while. Maybe she's just like a fashion girly now. Maybe or maybe she's in stuff that we just don't watch. Yeah.

Let me go to her IMDB. You love to go to somebody's IMDB to get the full picture. Just to see what projects they have in the works, what I missed along the way. Yeah, she was that girl for a while. Yeah. Kick ass, remember that? The thing is, obviously, you can't be that girl forever.

But to go from being that girl to like someone whose name i genuinely forgot like that's like a crazy drop but she's got a lot of stuff going on but nothing that you've seen and i hope she's happy i really do yeah me as well yeah wishing her the best are you ready for our next story it's some exciting podcasting news. Is it Stassi? Yeah. Yeah. Stassi, straight up with Stassi, is back. Stassi Schroeder has brought her podcast back

straight up with Stassi, dropped two episodes to premiere yesterday. She's, I think she's already charted at number two in all categories. when I checked last night,

she was number two. She's still number two. Good for her. And this is exciting news for the podcast world because Stassi Is an OG no this must be How it felt when the breath turned

Into the toast like we only made everyone Wait two months and we got two years Yeah but I think if you're a Really big Stassi fan and you loved her podcast which She had like a lot of really diehard fans like You're really excited about this she has been Podcasting on patreon so if like you were dying for content You did have something.

But I feel like the fact that she took a long time means like she's going to be delivering like extremely different content because the girl who we know now is now a mom

is two years out of like a major scandal, is married, is very different. I think it'll be like a much more evolved podcast. And I think I mean that in a positive way.

Yeah, but also like every like even this podcast that we've been doing it like for two years but like it's more evolved like it's so different evolve as a human time and i think this is really exciting for the podcasting world yeah no honestly i forgot that she's like an og podcaster she's a pro because it's been she was podcasting before anyone else before it was like really considered a popular thing it was like kind of weird she was like that bitch no it wasn't so popular in like this category of like pop culture bravo no it was or it wasn't wasn't no it was like npr yeah it was more like news and yeah joe rogan yeah all of that so i'm glad that she's back yeah that's really exciting really exciting and I'm happy for her and looking forward to hearing more of her life you just reminded me because we were talking

about like scandals remind me when we talk about Lisa Rinna like just remind me okay I'll say reminding you yeah and now are you ready for our fifth and final story that's a little bit of a conversation piece that I feel like you're gonna get really passionate about I love being zealous yeah so Tom Hanks spoke with People Magazine. Nope. Listen. And he said that he's probably made about four pretty good movies. Agreed. Let's go. Toy Story 1. Toy Story 2. That's literally what someone said. Toy Story 3. Toy Story 4. He said I've made a ton of movies and four of them are pretty good I think and I'm still amazed at how films come together from a flicker of an idea to the flickering image on screen the whole process is a miracle did he say which ones he didn't so people are now

speculating big here's what some people are saying one tweet Wilson Castaway one tweet Forrest Gump Bridge of Spies the Terminal the Green I disagree. I don't know those ones. Next tweet. Gump, Philadelphia, Castaway, Big. That is probably right. I think if it were me, Forrest Gump, Sully. 100%. How did we forget Sully? What else is there? Oh, I guess he was in Saving Private Ryan.

The thing is like the iconic movies that Tom Hanks is famous for, like I do not know except for Forrest Gump and Big. There's also Polar Express, A League of Their Own. No, don't. By the way, my hatred for Tom Hanks is relatively new. I believe he's had a really astounding career. But up until recently, it's like he doesn't care about preserving the dignity of that career.

He's just, like, doing trash doing trash yeah and he's acting out like i saw a video of him like literally yelling at paparazzi and like the paparazzi was wrong like they they literally came for rita like they shoved her out of the way like rita get the fuck out of the way like we don't care about you they were outside nobu on 57th street like it was a crazy video and tom was like hi and i loved it he was defending his wife but like he shouldn't have been in that situation. Like. You're Tom Hanks. Like you. Like just get in the car. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I just feel like he's kind of like on this. And then. You know. Pinocchio now he's doing. And the trash. Dumpster fire performance in Elvis. Like.

And he's been doing like a lot of press. And like. I find his personality like. Fucking annoying. I really do. Yeah. He should stick to the screen. Yeah.

Stick to the script. Not to be like that type. Like shut up and sing. But like seriously. Shut up and act. Yeah. Like when he goes on Late Night. I'm like. I don't think this man is cute or funny for the record on rotten tomatoes not that that means anything but it doesn't it means nothing his highest rated movie is toy story with a hundred percent score okay they're right about that and his lowest rated movie lowest rated movie is my life in ruins with a ten percent score i don't know that film

me neither but i do think mean, I think objectively he, and especially compared to other actors, he's done more than four pretty good movies, especially with all the Toy Stories. Captain Phillips. There's probably 15, honestly. Like he's had an amazing career. But like for him, he just sees it as four.

No, and for us, like you're always remembered by the- You've Got Mail. Isn't that him? Is it? Wait, who are we talking about again? Tom Hanks. It uh is it is it is wait let me go to IMDB oh god please no Tom Hanks he's been in so many movies IMDB the thing is like he was in that one you could have an amazing career but like unfortunately we live in a culture where shit is like so fast paced like people really only remember the last thing you did but not for Tom Hanks.

I'm not thinking about Saving Private Ryan. Like I am thinking about Elvis. So he needs to do something major. But I liked Elvis. I didn't like him. But it's a good movie. He's talking about the movies. Not his performance.

Well that's true. The Post. I never saw that. Oh I never saw that either. That was Watergate. The Circle. Never saw it. Sully.

So fucking good. So fucking good. He was in the Carly Rae Jep it. Sully's so fucking good. So fucking good. He was in the Carly Rae Jepsen music video for I Really Like You. What? Yeah. You're going to just breeze past that? Yeah. I just feel like I'm running into that.

And that's probably one of the ones he was talking about. I really, really, really, really, really like you. Do you want me? Do you want me? Because I want you too. Justice for Carly Rae. That's a whole other podcast episode. Anything else that I'm seeing that you would know?

Like Charlie Wilson's war. The Da Vinci Code. Right. He's the main guy. I never watched the movie, but I read the book and I could see it. So I felt like I saw the movie. Whatever. At least Tom Hanks is self-aware.

And that's a quality I think is really, really lacking in Hollywood. He's lacking in Hollywood. Okay. So I just think that's interesting. Sleepless in Seattle, right? Or is that that other guy who looks like Tom Hanks? I think it's that other guy who's so 90s mopey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the guy with the boombox and the big jacket.

Yeah, that's him. And he's always talking with his mouth closed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Tom Hanks needs to do something really big. Who is it? Oh, it is Tom. Wait, no. Tom Hanks is the guy with the boombox? No. Tom Hanks is not do something really big. Who is it? Oh, it is Tom. Wait, no. Tom Hanks is the guy with the boombox?

No. Tom Hanks is not the guy with the boombox. But he isn't Sleepless in Seattle is what you're saying. I'm telling you the boombox guy and Sleepless in Seattle guy is the same guy. Let me just Google boombox guy. They're going to know who you're talking about. Of course. He's standing outside the window with the boombox over his head.

I think the movie is called. It's Tom Hanks? No, it's. Is the movie is called like oh it's tom hanks no it's um is the movie say something yeah yeah i was gonna be like sky okay so say people are probably screaming because people especially like uh people our age like are obsessed with that john cusack yes yes yes and john cusack is sleepless in Seattle That's what I just Wanted to make sure Because I don't think It's Tom Hanks

I think it is John Cusack Me too John Cusack Let's not forget Is related to Joan Cusack And their mother Must be so proud

Tom Hanks Is sleepless in Seattle No Yes And John Cusack Is not in sleepless in Seattle That's what you're saying It seems like he's not

He's not another guy No I don't But Victor Garber Is another guy in it Apparently The way I would Lay my life out On the lines of Victor Garber

And Who's in it Matt Smith Who the fuck is he What Damon Targaryen Is in Sleepless in Seattle Show me a picture

Is he a child He must be like The newborn baby Right Matt Smith Sleepless in seattle images he is the mailman oh okay so like humble beginnings you love to see it you love to see someone out here hustling and in their 50s like hitting their stride yeah is he 50 that makes it even weirder he's pretty old i would think well think. How old? I would say, okay, maybe 40s. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, so. Those are the past five. Feel as though you needed to know them. Feel as though we need to recap Beverly Hills. Okay, so with Beverly Hills, the whole episode honestly was boring, like, until we got what we needed. Like, I do not need to see Erica doing therapy.

I feel like it's such an invasion of privacy. Whenever reality stars do therapy, like, I'm like, this is so not my business. my business and also it's like how can a therapist be equipped for what erica's going through no it's so beyond beyond and extreme like they don't teach that in therapy school no 100 reality star i mean definitely divorce they could cover um even scandal maybe like but like this level like and also human beings aren't like meant to process all of this like fame and everyone's opinions and it's just I don't think that I think she broke the mold 100% with the Lisa Rinna thing the conversation at the end so I was really surprised because Kathy Hilton is that bitch she is I'm sorry when Lisa Rinna said

when she was like wait did all of this start because of 818? Like, yeah, you know that it did. And second of all, her saying that Kathy's jealous of the Kardashians. Like, come on,

come on. Really? That's not at all what it is. That's not at all what it is. Like, first of all, why, why would Kathy be jealous of the Kardashians?

Their daughters are friends. They've known each other forever. Kathy is enormously successful like they're like I don't I don't get that no I don't think that that's true Kathy like never tried to manage her daughters really like I I just I think it's apples and oranges yeah so that was like a delusional thing to say classic Rinna um and when they got to the house like I was really surprised to see Kathy come like coming with her tail between her legs like I didn't think she was that type I thought maybe she was like maybe this got so bad because she's like above apologizing but she's not yeah I thought

she might be like oh this whole reality show business is not for me this isn't fun anymore I'm not filming anymore goodbye that's what I thought too and the fact that she showed up and then she said Kyle was like Lisa's coming later if you want to stay and she stayed I was like damn I was impressed with Kathy I was like really I did not think she was going to be like that like eating humble pie and she with Kyle she was just so apologetic and Kyle like pushed back a little bit and she stood her ground and she was still apologetic but with Lisa it was like nothing Kathy was going to say was going to be good enough for Lisa and so Kathy got fucking annoyed and honestly I agree like how can you just sit there and like continuously apologize and apologize and lisa was having none of it she was like well we need to get to the the source of why you have

a black heart a black heart but really like okay someone can have an off night without having problems right and then she starts breaking down she's like a friend of mine is dying she has cancer like i broke yeah also when kathy started explaining to kyle and kyle didn't believe her but like that's what kathy was saying is what we saw like the whole trip everyone's picking on her like oh thank you for bringing that up she didn't get dressed up and i feel like for her to even like admit yeah this was probably really big like i think she felt disrespected the entire trip one everyone's picking on what she's wearing railing on her they're railing on her tequila three then they don't try her tequila they just like keep ignoring her and then they go

to this club and she's not dressed to the nines like everyone else and i think she was disrespected like all fucking week and at her age with who she is like that hurt her i'm so glad that she brought up the the clothing thing because i brought it up remember i? I was like. Everyone like making fun of her bag. And then her slippers. And it was just like non-stop making fun of Kathy. And it's like what the fuck. And I'm so glad that she brought it up. Because I felt validated.

I'm like I would have been pissed too. And the way that Kyle was like there's no way. Or was it Lisa who was like. Kyle said it in her interview. She's like that's not what it was. And she compared it to like the hiding of the purse. Which is a practical joke. The other thing. What they were that's not what it was. And she compared it to like the hiding of the purse. Which is a practical joke. The other thing.

What they were doing to Kathy is mocking her. Yeah. It was so rude. And I totally feel that that is a valid reason for her to have gotten so upset. And she's like in the room with the bunk beds. While Lisa and who else was staying at the house. Doreet. But then Doreet left.

Are living like in Queens upstairs. Yeah. And if I was her I would feel disrespected. So then she goes to request a song and again, she's disrespected and she snaps. So all's that to say,

there's no justification for snapping like that. But I do appreciate the context of what led her to that moment. And she's still in the wrong and she has to apologize. And she did. Like, isn't that all

we're ever asking of people is to acknowledge their mistakes? And why I wanted to bring up the whole like cancel culture thing is like, Lisa Rinna's that person who's gonna hold you to your worst moment forever like doesn't believe in growth doesn't believe that human beings make mistakes and it's so hypocritical because who has made more mistakes than Lisa Rinna right and it's also crazy that Kathy and I we whenever like something's in an old season or five seasons ago it's like not relevant but Kathy like knows Lisa Rinna is like the woman who threw a wine glass at her sister yeah no it's funny how like we know all these women in a certain

way but the way they know each other the way Kathy knows Lisa Rinna and Kathy Lisa keeps saying like I love Kathy like I've known her for years no you don't no you don't you may know Kathy but Kathy doesn't know you Kathy compiling in Lisa that night was the best thing that ever happened to Lisa I know and also she was like do you know that I locked myself in my room so she was like no because I wasn't even talking to you so how the fuck would I know that conversation ended and they went to their rooms and then Lisa locked her door right for drama so that she could say I had to lock myself in my room it's not like she ran away from Kathy Cady's banging on the door and the door's locked and that's how she would know it was locked the way I've done a total 180 on Crystal Minkoff like

at the beginning of the season when she was being literally like so sensitive in the corner like my feelings yeah to now when when the producer was like who do you believe Lisa or Kathy she's like and the way she said it was like so iconic I believe Kathy I'm like yes and you know what to to have that those convictions when you're being told that Kathy said bad things about you you're gonna want to believe the person who's telling you that but she's so clugged because she knows Lisa Rinna is a shit-starting manipulative liar and Kathy is really Kathy is too she's like kind of ditzy like she's not manipulative she's not calculated at all like she really doesn't they're trying to paint her in this light and the next week's episode looks so good it feels like it feels

like Kyle the wheels are turning for everyone. Like why is everything being leaked? And you can see how Erica and Lisa are trying to take Kathy down. One, to get all the heat off of Erica for a minute. And two, because Lisa just loves to do that. And it does feel like Kyle comes to her senses in a bit. And is like, you're not letting this go. It's putting me in a bad spot.

Like why won't you let this go and and even the way that Lisa Rinna shared Kathy's text message these women those core five they protect each other like they definitely have thousands of text messages being like let's bring this up but let's not bring this up like they protect one another and that's why Erica no that's why Sutton Crystal and Garcelle have gotten annoyed like in the past year because it's like there's special rules for you guys you decide who gets protected and you decide who gets exposed and so for her to bring that up is it really is fucked up to bring up what Kathy's text message being like there's let's be quiet about it like there's no reason to upset everyone um they would

do that for one another yes but not for Kyle not not for i mean not for lisa not for kathy and not for sutton garcelle and crystal no lisa rina needs to do a better job of concealing when she's so obviously and joyful and like can smell blood because it was just so crazy and it makes her look so bad yeah it really does and the thing is i believe that you can say something mean about someone in a really heated moment and that's not how you feel well yes this also applies to Salt Lake City because a lot of the first episode is about with what Lisa Barlow said in the rant and I want to know what you think that's why it's literally the same thing that's why I actually appreciated Kathy being like I said it and I didn't mean it, but like, here's why I said

it. I feel like I can never get a hold of you. Like you are not really interested in like a relationship with me. And Kyle like didn't necessarily deny that. She's like, it's just a lot to talk to you. And like, you don't ask me about me. So it's like, I appreciated them at least acknowledging, like, I didn't make this stuff up. Like I'm hurt because of X, Y, and Z. And I definitely went out of control in what I said said but it came from a place of like i appreciated kathy at least trying to talk about like there's an origin to these feelings yeah so it was like actually such a mature conversation and the way that like lisa just shut it down by being so evil i was really upset by i really was justice for kathy like i don't think kathy's now gonna take down kyle and her family if it's the last

thing she does no i don't think even if she maybe said that like i don't think Kathy's now going to take down Kyle and her family if it's the last thing she does. No, I don't think she cares. Even if she maybe said that, like, I don't think that's what she's going to do. Yeah. Yeah. So I watched the first maybe five or ten minutes of Salt Lake City. Their relationship is so precarious that, like, I think with the two of them, they just have to let shit go.

Yes. They can't get into, so why did you say this? And what did you mean by that? If they really want to continue. It's like, listen, I reached that level of, like, feeling how I used to feel yeah this is why I reach that way can we move forward yeah no you're right because it seems like they're both really sensitive to the time when they weren't talking um and you're right in in a relationship like that you have to at sometimes like swallow things yeah like and even though it's probably hard for Kyle um to

like know that her sister like said this stuff about her and now she's just gonna drop it I think she just has to drop it otherwise they'll go they're going back to that place yeah so did Meredith and Lisa on episode one talk to one another about the rant yes so episode one started filming two months after the reunion okay and I like how they were referring to the reunion as in LA in LA um and what I found interesting was that Meredith said that Lisa hadn't called her once in those two months. Then there's a party. First episode. Lisa goes up to Meredith and says like I would love to talk to you.

I don't think here's the place but I'm so sorry. And Meredith's like okay. Cool. And then Lisa starts talking to Seth and gets into a longer conversation just about how sorry she is about everything. And Meredith's thing is like you didn't call me for two months you know how could you be that and now when their camera is like you want to be so sorry right then on watch what happens live Lisa said that she after the reunion she tried to talk to Meredith at dinner they all went to dinner together and how awkward like wouldn't hear it and Lisa was like she just need she needed time I needed

to give her space that I understand but to have the first interaction be on camera is like a little shallow. I agree, too. But now Meredith is like, Meredith is in not a great position right now. But like, she decides when her and Lisa are friends again and when it's over. But instead of just like waiting and trying to forgive and move on, she's slinging rumors about Lisa. Like, Lisa sleeps with, I'm not saying Lisa doesn't sleep with people for money. I'm not saying Lisa doesn't. Now she's just as rumors about Lisa. Like Lisa sleeps with, I'm not saying Lisa doesn't sleep with people for money. I'm not saying Lisa doesn't.

Now she's just as bad as Lisa. Now that Hank Fields is even. She's stooped to her level. And Lisa can stop eating crow because if what Lisa did to you was so, so bad, now you're doing the same thing except you're singing in your confessionals when it's like, you know, she was on a hot mic.

Yeah, no, and she was definitely caught in a bad moment. And I do think like, even though it's really hard to hear where like somebody truly thinks of you in those moments like there is a way to get past that in a friendship i also don't think that's what someone truly thinks of you i think that's what some dark demon corner of their mind thinks of you but that's not the whole picture i agree what i like how i feel in my angriest moment is not how i feel no and maybe a one percent of how i feel but the angriest moment is not how I feel. No. It's maybe a 1% of how I feel. But the rest of 99% is love and light. So that's like a bad call by Meredith.

But then also just a general bad call is like her being so close with Jen. Yeah. Like yikes Meredith. Yikes. Yeah. And what's also crazy is like Whitney and Heather. Are on the fritz. In real time.

For season, episode one, everything's fine. But something happens this season because now Whitney and, I can't remember anyone's name ever. Whitney and Heather Badweather. Whitney and Lisa are doing, did Watch What Happens Live together last night. Like having such a laugh. One question, who do you trust more? Lisa or Heather?

And Whitney said right now, Lisa. That's the thing about Housewives of Salt Lake City that I think makes the show bad. Is there are no true friendships. Every five minutes someone is really close with someone that they hated. And we never got real clear how we got here. Like all the women are so scrupulous. Yeah. And so I'm still.

I still like Lisa. And I like Meredith. I really hope that they can work it out. But I don't think Meredith will ever really forgive in a real way but but she was able to forgive Jen right so maybe and Jen time after time not one bad moment time after time continued to go after Meredith's son right and honestly the way that Meredith wouldn't give in to Jen made me had such respect for her because it's like you know what this is a show yada yada but you came for my kid and I had a lot of respect for how she she stood her ground and honestly she's it's giving spineless it's giving like teddy mellon cam yes but sometimes

like you're so angry about something for so long and then one day it's just irrelevant i feel that way about erica and sutton yeah it's like when they were i love them when they were fighting it was like these so bad erica. Erica's literally gonna. Kill her. They'll never speak again. Yeah. And then when I was watching the episode last night, I was like, most in the past.

Yeah, yeah. No, you're right. You're right about that. And by the way, I love the reunion. And so sometimes it just lifts. Yeah. And I think that's a good thing. Yeah, of course.

Because you can't hold on to that anger forever. Hatred, yeah. So maybe eventually it will lift for Meredith, just like it, Meredith and Lisa, just like it did for Jen. But I do think that it is a good thing. And I think it's not just specific to housewives.

I think that's how things happen in life too because you got to let go of shit. Otherwise like you're- You become like a hate-filled person. Yeah. Who walks around with like this chip on their shoulder. Yeah. Totally.

But I also think there are sometimes someone does something and it's like maybe if you didn't have to see them every day and work with them, you would cut them out and be done with it. Like probably Meredith and Jen would never have spoken again if they both weren't housewives. Because I feel like that's how people operate mostly in their personal lives. But when you're forced to be around them every day,

you're forced to figure it out. Right. You would just write them out of your life if it wasn't for the show. Right. So hopefully it's a good season. Like it's like delayed gratification with Real Housewives of Salt Lake City because you're always waiting for like the justice. No, and it doesn't even look like you're always waiting for like the justice.

No, and it doesn't even look like her guilty plea is part of the season. The reunion. I know. That's in like four months. And like, will she be on next season? Like, no. She's going to jail. Right.

But also, why would Bravo be hiring someone who is guilty, admittedly guilty of taking- Right. Right. So where does Bravo draw the line now with like hiring criminals? No, no. It should be like really clear. Like she took people's retirement money. Teresa never pled guilty.

And honestly, Teresa really never should have gone to jail because Teresa wasn't a guilty person. She was only guilty of being dumb. Yeah. Which is not a crime. But no, you're right now. Like, we have an admitted guilty person who is accused of really heinous crimes.

Are you still employed? No, it's a good question. I didn't think about it like that. And they drop the ax pretty quickly. Right. No, you're totally right. Hmm. Makes you think.

So, tonight is, well, last night was Kardashians, but I didn't watch it at midnight, so we'll watch and then recap that tomorrow for our final show of the week.

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