The Toast - S5 Ep139: Royal Intervention: Friday, September 30th, 2022

Episode Date: September 30, 2022

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast and happy. Stride, stride, gotta get down on stride. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend. Stride, stride, Bryce and Strice on stride. You tell them, sis. We've got Bryce. we've got jacks we've got claude and you know what we call that full house yes very good full very good um yeah i brought not to make everything about me from the second we start this show nevertheless she persisted i brought the strice brothers in for

my home today and it was top five, one of the worst outings of my life. I have heard. And Jackie doesn't care. Your whimperings that you're blaming Stryce Sands. It's 100% Stryce's fault. And it's like, it's kind of funny. Like I'm laughing like, ha ha, that you don't even really care that the three of us were almost hit by a bus today. Like a big assta coach bus what happened but i know you're gonna blame it on my boy that's why i don't want to hear it it was his fault what do you do we were crossing the street we finally got here we're crossing the street and we're crossing in the middle of the street jaywalking yeah sounds like that's your i jaywalk every single day that's the only way to get here with theo every single day

and we're walking and bruno will like not stop walking on my feet and I'm like tangled up in his stupid fucking leash and I tripped over him and there was a bus coming a bus come to mommy my sweet angel he doesn't even care I need to come to mommy sweet angel like where's my love well you had love from Bryce and strice all week long yeah I'm officially giving up Bryce aside from almost getting hit by a bus it was a great week it was no complaints except for you know the near-death experience which I guess I'm not entitled to feel trauma over Bryce just wanted to leave you with a little something to remember him by oh we remember Bryce we remember and how was sleeping with Bryce last night you know for me it was fine for Ben I think was like, we'll go down in history as one of the worst night's sleeps

of his life. But Ben just attracts that energy. Like, Ben is the exact type of person you want to sleep next to. He's big and warm. And like, you just want to put your face up his ass. And that's what Bruno and Theo did all last night. And how did the boys sleep? Like kings.

And that's all that matters. 100%. I tried to tell Ben, I'm like, you no longer matter. Yeah. That's what being a parent is. A strice-centric household. 100%. I tried to tell Ben. I'm like, you no longer matter. Yeah. That's what being a parent is. A strice-centric household. 100% We actually had a great night last night because we went out as girlies.

Yeah, we did. Oh my God. That feels like so long ago. We had a GNO for Jackie's big week in town. It was just GDO. It was just girls dinner out. Because GNO entails like. Clubs.

Club. Bus. Another club. Bus. No sleep. No, we had a fab night and it was star-studded we were out and about last night we saw julia fox we saw jeff ross we saw nicky hilton my girl my girly girl um it was poppin new york was on fire yeah we were at a cool place we were being cool so like when you're as cool as us like cool things just like happen around you

because you're cool you know only person i was missing who weren't strice brothers, but they were at home waiting for me when I got home I enjoyed my last night with Bryce. I am ready to give him back to you Okay, but that doesn't mean I don't love and enjoy every minute. He spent with me. No, I'm so glad I know he made much headway on his memoirs and he was so grateful for everyone who weighed in yesterday in the comments Letting him know what he should title his book. book honestly i didn't find that there was a consensus though like people were really split and there's a third option now that i'm very is very compelling lucky is strice alive that's it that's the one but we did get theo's memoir title pup with no job the crazy beautiful life of an instagram thirst monster no of a a strice brother. Sure. Which leads me to my book available at Amazon, Barnes and Noble and anywhere

you get any type of book, ebook, audio book. You want to hear my stunning voice because you love this podcast so much. It's a New York Times bestselling memoir. It spent about 30 seconds on the charts, but it got there and it counts. And honestly, people loved it. Like I loved it, but people like said it was like the best like kind of like Da Vinci Code vibes yeah no that was like I was so confused when I was reading one because I was like right this is a Da Vinci Code or and people are talking about Tom Hanks potentially starring in the adaptation of the of the book and he'll be playing girl with no job um did Bryce get any tips from you on how to write your memoirs while he was staying with

you he was kind of like too proud to ask Come on Bryce ask her He was talking to me about it all week Saying I'm going to ask her We're going to do a workshop And he didn't even mention it Not the workshop We love a workshop

We have like a crazy couple of you know Next week will just be a big week I'm just trying not to be annoying Just know like this is the last episode of the morning toast Where we're just regular girls You know, like it's just a next week will just be a big week. I'm just trying not to be annoying. Just know like this is the last episode of the morning toast where we're just regular girls. No, this is the last episode of the morning toast. Like, as you know it right now. Yeah.

There will be some change starting on Monday. All great. Nothing crazy. Show will be every day. We're not going anywhere. Blah, blah, blah. But just like some changes. A little bit of a shift. A shifting strides. I don't want to to i don't want to give anything away and you might think you could

guess it but when i tell you you're wrong but i would love to see you try sure sure yeah i'm sure someone would guess it if like no as they may no i don't think so so nothing like so just remember these faces and things are gonna just be different starting Monday. Yeah. And I love a secret project. And it's only like a three day tease. You guys can handle it. Yeah.

But just know like. It's enormous. Like it's so big. It's pretty big. It's pretty big. And we've got a great show. We both watched the new episode of the Kardashians on Hulu which we will do

in the TV recap. I also watched this morning Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and my God I just I can't you know. Yeah there was nothing

that I didn't mention. It's just can you forgive Lisa Barlow? No. That's the question. And the fact that that's the question is beyond me

because we have a woman on a major trial and we didn't even talk about it. Yeah. So that's for me. That's why I can't personally. OK. That's just a little bit about me. I'm understanding.

Also, we are just like churning out content. Yesterday, we had a new podcast up on the Patreon that's been requested for a while. And I wanted to make sure the person I recorded it with was like comfortable enough to like, you know, like in his own life to then share because you know,

not everyone just like once again on a podcast and like spill their guts. Yeah. Or fill their guts. So one of my best friends who I talk about all the time, Abe,

that I feel like if you listen to The Toast you always hear me talking about him. He's the one who does Oh Robert. Did he do it on the podcast? Of course.

I sat down with him for like an hour-long interview just like talking about like who is abe um our friendship over i've known him for like 15 years and he like recently went through like a major life change and i feel like people um might be able to relate to so it was really good it was really fun it was like so weird to podcast with like a friend right you have to like go into like work mode voice no he was like you're being so weird no i was giving clients claudia no and like you're usually like the one on the toast who like steers us along and like it's professional and i just like sit here and like burp um so it was

like unnatural for me to be that person and then also in front of someone i like know deeply personally like it was just weird it is weird and then we have another patreon episode coming up today today my new york city vlog i've been vlogging my whole week so you'll get the behind the scenes on all the stuff that we're doing and like a lot of the secret projects project teasers and it's just been a jam-packed week so I've been so good about vlogging like everything that I'm doing and it's it's a great vlog I it will be up today um because that's a wrap on my like work week right and I actually was supposed to go home today but instead I'm going home Sunday because my flight was canceled right we actually weren't even supposed to have a show today because Jackie was headed back

with her fam to Florida, but obviously the hurricane. Yeah. Canceled my flight. So I will be here through the weekend. So we're just going to be hanging and slanging. Slanging and hanging and banging. Banging. Me and Bryce and Strice.

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coupled with Miles Teller. Okay. How Miles Teller broke royal protocol when meeting Prince William and Kate Middleton. When? At the premiere of top gun in london miles teller referenced the moment he broke royal protocol while meeting the new prince and princess of wales he was on the tonight show starring jimmy fallon and said right off the bat i messed up you're not supposed to extend your right your hand right off the bat unless they do but i felt the vibe so i'm like i'm going in i'm going

in he shared that he was given the rules of do's and don'ts that he wouldn't fuck up while meeting william and kate but he admitted that etiquette went out the window because he was charmed by the newly named prince and princess of wales i can understand that he said quote to their credit they were very disarming i was lost prince william's eyes he described them as the blue as the bluest ocean he said Kate was beautiful and cordial and holds herself so well and regal and with William not calling another woman beautiful and with William I don't know I just blacked out he said his greeting was such a disaster that his castmate Jennifer Connelly was seen laughing as the events unfolded he said I was kind of riffing

on what this interaction was going to be like so I think she was already on alert about if she thought I was going to go a bit rogue about the whole thing so he's like a royalist yeah no he stands um I think that like William and Kate probably didn't think anything of it I'm sure people are always like quaking in front of them yeah but I'm sure they get a charge out of it especially when it's a movie star like Miles Teller I'm sure they're big fans of his. I'm sure they loved. Do you think Kate was like. Like hey. Hey boy. She's in love with the boy. Perhaps.

I mean maybe. But I feel like there was just mutual adoration all around. Which makes it all kosher. I love when the royals go to movie premieres. It's very rare. It's so fabulous. And it's only for like big studio like moments. And it's fabulous.

So fabulous. And I love this friendship for them and i love that miles teller respects the hell out of the royal family i also love that miles teller's miles teller is in the press obviously he's in new york right now he's on snl tomorrow i will be watching yes um who's the musical guest such a good question it's a really good question it's like depending on who the either musical guest or host is sometimes someone people get eclipsed like remember when adele was on and she didn't she wasn't the musical performer it was her

hdr yes and like it actually felt bad for her. Yes. Except then that iconic. Ladies and gentlemen. He's performing with Kendrick Lamar. So that'll be a great duo. I'm actually excited for SNL. Like I. It's the type of thing where I'm not going to watch every episode. It just really depends on the host.

And I think Miles was a great choice. What is he promoting right now? He's promoting. Like Top Gun's over. Maybe just Miles. No, it's about time, actually. Maybe he's promoting his new memoir, Miles to Go, by Miley Cyrus. Oh, that's good.

That was the name of hers when she was 15 and she wrote a memoir. Oh, I. And I read it. I need more memoirs for underdeveloped like yeah no but like when you're a kid you're a fan of someone they get a book deal and i'll read it sure yeah what have we been up to the last 15 years i do feel like now would be a good time just to have like a like a small very peaceful intervention with you about schice's memoirs about the royals like you need to stop like you need to stop you need to stop like when there's

something to talk about like let's talk about it yesterday's story honestly i didn't know about and once we discussed i was okay this is a little silly but it's miles no and even though we're miles and miles and miles apart i would take a bullet for him but like all i wanna do is speak about Queen Elizabeth too. No, Jackie. Even if we're miles and miles and miles apart, all I want to do is speak my truth. Speak my truth.

I liked mine because I was just trying to tell you that I want to talk about Queen Elizabeth. No, no, like I get it. But like it's we're getting to the point where like even I'm getting fatigued, you know? Imagine how I feel about Tarek's armed run into the mountains. The thing is, you can't really compare. Oh, by the way. And it's a Friday. Like it's not like I'm missing major news.

No, no. Grab your list. Grab your list. OK, by the way. We have so much to add to the stories that i don't stop repeating okay we have to add tarik's armed run into the woods his arm tyke like not wrong tarik's arm tyke tarik el musa yeah i talk about that all the time because honestly nobody else does yeah also my list of regrets taylor strecker not being at my wedding. Oh okay wait I need to merge these lists. I should just have like one.

Yeah it should be on one note. Yeah I'm on it. Thank you to everyone who contributed yesterday in the comment section to things I repeat. It's nice to know how you all really feel about me.

No it's nice to know they're listening. That's true. That's definitely true. Conversely Taylor Strecker not at Claude's wedding. That's definitely a regret of mine. Yeah, that's bad.

Like, that's crazy considering she's your best friend now. Yeah, no, it's like beyond. That's what you get for getting married at 17. I know. Like, honestly. When you're 15. It wasn't the vibe. Like, you know, I really do wish I waited.

But what? She dates someone for 18 years. Just so you could, I really do wish I waited. But what? I should date someone for 18 years. Just so you could meet Taylor Strecker and invite her to your wedding? Naturally. Maybe if I hadn't gotten married, my life would have taken, you know, a butterfly flaps its wings. Yeah. So there's no way. No.

And that's no shade to Ben. It is. No. You did what you should have done. It's just sad for Taylor Strecker. Yeah. I feel like she's always getting the shafted. Like, she's always getting the shit end.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Any other repeated stories that the shafted. Like, she's always getting the shit end. Yeah. Okay, any other repeated stories that people were commenting that we should add to the list? Let me just triple check, but really the one that stood out to me

was Tariq El Moussa. I do bring it up a lot because, first of all, we're always talking about them because they're always updating in their love rhombus. Of course.

And, nobody else, like, remembers, and I just feel like it's important because I think, like,

him being really scary and weird is definitely a part of the drama. And it's also remembers. And I just feel like it's important because I think like him being really scary and weird. It's definitely a part of the drama. And it's also like a part of Christina's story. Right. Repeated story is. Oh, I guess when like the thing that started on Burden Yourself is like when I fell. But I feel like I actually don't talk about that a lot. Yeah.

No, I don't think you like tell the story a lot. OK, here's somebody wrote when I went on the boat with Leo. I feel like it's for how cool that is I actually don't talk about As much as I could I agree the notovirus But you know what you experience It and try not talking about it okay Not me getting defensive like When people are just trying to help Genesis funeral obviously

Um Okay I think that's it Like We can only circle back Yeah Now that we have these lists Oh and like things I repeat It's not a story

But saying I would take a bullet Like just Oh yeah yeah Those are one of my favorite phrases She would take hella bullets you guys Hella bullets Okay so you're not gonna like Our next story either

But I do think it's worth Talking about Oh my god Please it's Friday Like let me have something What is it? I'm I do think it's worth talking about. Oh my God. It's Friday. Like, let me have something. I'm in town. Like, it's my day. Prince George.

No, no. Seriously, enough. Enough. I've had enough. Because you're making me hate these people. Warned his pals. My dad will be king, so you better watch out. Okay, you know what?

If you had to choose one royal story, like this would have been it. But now we've all, and now we've said it. But you don't want to talk about Miles? And Miles and Miles. You can just talk about how Miles is on it. And all this weekend, like, we're so excited. What do we've all. And now we've said it. But you don't want to talk about Miles. And Miles and Miles. You can just talk about how Miles is on it. And all this weekend. Like we're so excited. What do we think he's going to talk about?

You know. Is he going to bring Kelly up for a skit? Do you think so? I hope so. Now that she's an actress. She stars in Taylor Swift's music videos. Right. She's a real actress.

Maybe Taylor will come to the after party. Oh for sure. See there's so much we could talk about. Even though I don't think Taylor's in New York. Where would she be? I feel like she like lives in london but i'm not entirely sure she's so mysterious and i appreciate that if you let me have this story i will i'll put a royal filter on my selections going forward no like it's honestly and truly it's enough like we don't need one a day that we don't even live there I just feel I just think you got really

comfortable when it was like the queen passed and like every story was that and I know you're trying to recreate the magic I understand I've been there with the Suez it's yeah it's very Suez Suez okay but this is funny so can we please just talk about it and then you can like stop being mean to me and we can move on listen I'm I'm not. And you're knocking my passions. I'm really not being mean. I'm not. But like we like like it's become insufferable. But like it's Friday. Whatever.

You keep saying that like as if Friday is some sort of royal. No, on Friday there's no stories. Like it's not like it's a Monday and I'm forsaking the juice to talk about Prince George. You're forsaking the juice? The juice. The juicy stories. Right. To talk about Prince George threatening his classmates.

Okay, go for it. Sure. Like. Prince George is showing the world who's boss. The nine-year-old royal reportedly made sure his chums at school knew who he was, according to a new book. Katie Nichols' new book, The New Royals, Queen Elizabeth's Legacy and the Future of the Crown, Gotta Pick It Up, out October 4th, alleges that the eldest son of Prince William and Kate told his peers that they had better watch out, reiterating that the future of the crown gotta pick it up out october 4th alleges that the eldest son of

prince william and kate told his peers that they had better watch out reiterating that the prince of wales will be king one day the author writes george understands he will one day be king and as a little boy he sparred with friends at school outdoing his peers with the killer line my dad will be king so you better watch out he's not wrong like his dad will be king so you should watch out like immediately sent to the tower treason who's going in the tower today kids by the way one story that we should talk about because i feel like we spoke about it yesterday like just on a personal level um is there's like drama with the new jeffrey dahmer netflix thing the victims of jeffrey dahmer's their families are like enough yeah I haven't seen anything other than I was perusing Netflix and I I hovered over Jeffrey Dahmer I wasn't ever gonna watch it that's

not my beat me neither um and I saw like a little clip and it was like like Jeffrey sexy like punchy music quirky like oh come into my room lock door and right it's a little too positive like a little too light and bright no and just when I read that headline where it's like the victims of Jeffrey Dahmer's families are like asking Netflix to please stop like we we keep being re-traumatized it kind of put back into perspective like Jeffrey Dahmer is not a fictional character like he was a real ass person who like murdered real ass women yeah and it's like why like the i feel like crime culture has gotten like a little out of control i agree and i also saw a headline that originally the um you know how like when you have a show on netflix it could be in like the romance category drama it was in the lgbtq

category like why i i don't know maybe he was gay i don't know. Maybe he was gay. I don't know a lot about him. I just feel like that's like a little homophobic. They took it off. Good. They took that. Category. That title off. I think they should take down the show.

I've not seen it. I haven't read the criticisms. Jackie, that's really fucking weird. Like LGBTQ. I mean, I don't think they meant anything really nefarious by it but it's like what are i don't know i don't know jeffrey dahmer's story so i don't know thriller it would be thriller no well no you can have multiple it's not the only it's weird it's weird even though maybe the show i don't know you add as many like subjects on it so that you tag it yeah you tag it as much as you

can and they don't people didn't like that i just feel like between all the podcasts all the documentaries and i've watched a few and i feel like the ones that I've watched like were really crazy stories that like needed to be told. Like I always think of that one that we both watched. American Killer Next Door or something. Yeah. Where Chris whatever killed his wife and kids and like threw them in a water tank. Like just a horrible story.

Horrible. And I didn't like get enjoyment from that. I feel like people like. Well, there's a difference between a documentary and a fictional show that's so true by the way I just think we've gotten to a place where like it's enough and it's really fucking weird yeah and that's why I feel like just like about a lot of the podcasts too even the last time we spoke about crime podcasts like I got a lot of feedback that a lot of the big crime shows like do amazing work with the families and they raise money like crime junkies does a lot of feedback that a lot of the big crime shows like do amazing work with the families and they raise money like crime junkies does a lot um but it's weird but it seems like this show and i don't know enough and that's like morbid right is that the one that's in the comedy

yeah section of the podcast like why what's funny yeah but i haven't listened to it so i can't say yeah haven't looked into the show enough but i just i finished my movie and then the preview for jeffrey dah's show came up. And I was like. This is fucking twisted and nasty. And like tacky. Why are you like making it so fun. Glamorous.

It's a cute show. So it felt like Ryan Murphy. Right. Right. Like literally Scream Queens. Yeah. It felt like Scream Queens. But like this is a real story.

Yeah. With like real victims. It's really weird. Yeah. And I just think like the cultures. Like we've taken it too far officially. it's one thing to be like intrigued and like want to investigate and like be kind of like obsessed with crime it's another one it's like so entertaining to the point where like you forget that this is like a real thing that happened

yeah i just think it's weird yeah so i think you should listen to the victims families and they should have been consulted in the first place. Agreed. And the show should come down, honestly. It's causing more trouble than it's worth. I completely agree. Sorry to Evan Peters. Maybe you should do Sleepover the sequel and you won't get in trouble. Oh, Evan Peters is Jeffrey Dahmer. He's, like, so, like, not famous.

Do you know what I mean? Like, I've never seen a paparazzi. No, he's, like, all about the craft. Yeah. He's, like, kind of, like, what Shia LaBeouf, I feel like, could have been. He's, like, I've never seen a paparazzi picture of him yeah I've never like heard about him like he dated Emma Roberts right for a little bit but like other than that I don't know much about his personal life he must have

like a nice work-life balance yeah did you see Kelly Clarkson on the cover I think it was like Hollywood Reporter Variety something it's all coming up Kelly and she was like not to brag but like I am like I always hear other people who are like on my level being like it's so tough like I can't go to the grocery store like people recognize me she's like I go to Target um every day and like nobody cares like she's like I have the best life like she acknowledged that like she has all the fame and all the rich and all the money but she literally leads the most normal life like nobody cares when she goes to the supermarket that's what she deserves 100 peace she has new music coming out next year and it's been so long.

Yeah. Since we got music from our girly. The last album was like Love So Soft. Yeah. Not my favorite, but Kelly can do no wrong. A hundred percent. Not complaining. A hundred percent.

And I look forward to seeing what she's bringing to the table. Creatively. Creatively. Because I'm like, I don't have the time to do like new music friday new releases find every single person single but like when one of my faves drops an album i'll be showing up for them yes i agree i'll be playing it on repeat counselor is always keeping up like oh did you hear the new single from blank that used to be me it's a lot of work yeah no but like i listen to albums at a time i put on my sonos like i'm not just listening to like one-off songs

i agree unless i'm working out and then i'm just listening to 10 things i hate about you on repeat thinking of madison lacroix my favorite girl yikes okay are you ready for our next story yes met gala 2023 theme has been revealed and it's a gorgeous theme it's a tribute to the late carl lagerfeld vogue revealed on friday that the 2023 met gala theme will pay tribute to the late carl lagerfeld vogue revealed on friday that the 2023 mechella theme will pay tribute to the late carl lagerfeld nearly four years after his death from pancreatic cancer at the age of 85 the exhibition called carl lagerfeld a line of beauty will explore the illustrious designer's career which spanned from 1954 to 2019 across multiple high fashion brands including bauman chloe fendi chan Chanel and his own eponymous line. In addition to

being heavily involved in the 2015 Chanel themed event Lagerfeld was a fixture at the Met Gala over the years as he was close friends with Anna and one of the industry's most lauded names. That's a really good theme like amazing. I think there's a lot that you could do with it and I'm really looking forward. I'm really looking forward the bar is high because Carl is watching and everybody should be dressing through the eyes of carl and if done correctly everyone should look amazing and i'm looking forward to that also the exhibit sounds amazing you should go while you're here it probably doesn't start yet but whenever it's up i would love to go yeah i feel like um there's a lot of different like routes you can take but overall it's going to be like full-on glamour

and the thing is with the last couple of Met Gala themes, it's like they require an explanation if you're not like an art history and fashion double major, which I'm not. And it's just like not fun to participate when like you feel stupid. And I think this is like a little bit easier to digest while also being like a really good theme.

Yeah. And the themes have gotten so big and almost vague. Like Cam. Comme des Garcons. Oh, you love, that's a little too specific. big and almost vague like Cam. Comme des garcons. Oh you love that's a little too specific. That's my problem with it. Comme des garcons like what did that mean? But this I feel like is very specific. Carl has had so many eras. There's so much that you can pull from. Not everyone will be looking the exact same but Carl doesn't flop so I shouldn't see one floppy look on the red carpet or they shouldn't be allowed to go door. No you're 100% right and I think that

this is a great theme and I agree it'll be a great exhibit and i'm excited i really am it's reinvigorating my excitement for the met gala things got like really off the wagon yeah between covid and the last theme that they did twice that everyone stunk up the joint and in hindsight like it was just bad i think we're getting back to the roots here this is real fashion I have I loved heavenly bodies I thought that was an amazing theme that was like so many years ago at this point and I really liked camp like I didn't like I didn't appreciate it at the time and now that like I'm really into drag culture like so much of drag culture is camp and like I get it more and I wish I could have appreciated at the time because now I look back I'm like that's so camp yeah and I'm looking camp right in the eye.

Oh, are you ever. Constantly. And you've got to keep the other eye out for Selina. Right. I'm in perpetuity. My eyes are one for Selina, looking camp right in the eye and the other. That's why I'm always wonky eyed. Anyways, so excited.

Yeah, that's a good one. I wonder, I wasardashians last night was like february and i just happened to be thinking about like kim and her maryland dress and like i wonder when people like kim who it's like their whole year when they start thinking about their look for the mac gala um she's probably already at this time because it's february and the mac gala's in may she probably already has but like um it's probably still like conceptual i don't think she i wonder if who she's going with i wonder who like the big designer for this will be considering he worked at all those places right she probably went fendi

maybe because fendi skims i'm wearing fendi skims today how cool are you and i'm wearing good american look at us oh my god queens and i like i do really miss like the time when the Kardashians were like Balmain girlies like them and Olivier and like those iconic structured mini dresses and the blazers. That was an iconic time. And I feel like just like fashion has moved on from that like look. But I wouldn't mind a Balmain moment with them, too. I hope the whole family goes together. That's what I would love to see in my heart of hearts. Like everyone was at the same table dressed.

It cohesively. Simpaticoli. Yeah. And giving us us a moment that's what we need now you know i do think like we could have gotten that if kim and kanye had stayed married because like i could see yeezy becoming like an official designer of the met gala and remember how he dressed them all including caitlyn for um the life of pablo and lamar that was for yeezy oh they all looked so good at his album release thing. And it was really iconic. Yeah. That's what we need.

That is what we need. Like, that's really, I know for other people, like, they're looking to the Met Gala for other stars. But for a lot of people, like, it's now the Kardashian. It is. I feel like even when you're in there, that's what, like, a lot of the articles say. It's like, they're the popular girls.

Like, Demi Lovato said that when she had the worst time at the mac gala she was like there's like a popular table no but i feel like they're not if they're the popular girls that they're like kind with their popularity yeah i don't think that they're mean yeah no i feel like it's their party now well you know what cara delevingne is definitely going to be like the bell of the ball this year because she was like carl's muse yeah and she's still doing his line. Right. Kara loves Carl. So is Kaia Gerber was one of Carl's girlies. But like I just associate like if there's one muse, it's Kara. Yeah, I agree. And I saw a, was I hosting with Shannon or with you when we were talking about like those

photos that came out of Kara Delevingne like looking a little. We talked a little bit about it, but it wasn't a story. She went out. There was like a big party for Cara X Carl. And she looked really good. Like she looked much better. And I hope that she can keep up that energy because we need her for the Met Gala. We really do.

Yeah. She's the one to watch. She's the one to watch for sure. For sure. You got to keep an eye out for Cara. Yeah. But I am constantly keeping an eye out for Selena. She's also one to watch at the Met Gala.

She always shows up and shows out with Coach and Tiffany's. And I feel like she did like Stella McCartney for a while. Yeah. She's a good girl. Good girl. Are you ready for our next story? I am. David Beckham confronted Brooklyn about Nicola Pelt's drama.

Ugh. Like talking about this gives me such a pit. Like this is so personal. It's so real though. I know. And like it's so. How was all this getting out? out like for real like how do we know if this is true for real okay david beckham reportedly confronted brooklyn beckham over the drama involving um brooklyn's wife nicola and his mom victoria quote i don't think david has ever lost his temper with

brooklyn or had cause to talk to him harshly but that has now finally happened a source told the daily mail like your dad yelling at you is on the daily mail like that's so invasive he said that the athlete read the riot act to his eldest child quote he had it out with him and told him we don't do this in our family and you know that we don't do this in our family they added that david allegedly told brooklyn what happens next is up to you but we are done with the drama per the publication david was upset over comments made by nicola and brooklyn in the recent interview for Grazia US's fall 2022 cover. The young couple spoke about the media coverage of Nicola's relationship with Victoria. She said, quote, he said, quote, to be honest, my wife is obviously my first priority and I never want to see her upset ever. When people do say

ridiculous things, we just talk about it and we just move on. We have each other's back 100% and we just move on. So they did talk about it. I think they thought that they were sounding respectful and on its face it is, but I think the better thing- The fact that they talked about it is disrespectful. And it validated all of these reports. That and- If they didn't mention it, we could all still pretend like, oh, it's the media conjuring things.

No, that's so true. And I just feel like they're not that type of family. Like they don't thirst out and like air their dirty laundry and I think I think they did it because even though like Victoria is ice queen I think the general narrative was like Nicola is like a diva and a mean girl so she went on the offensive to kind of write that wrong but I feel like that actually wasn't really the narrative I feel like there's that with that people say that you know there are some like du mois stuff obviously the bell of foreign bullying thing like there are some people who are like oh Nicola's a mean girl but I don't feel like that's the overarching narrative I actually feel like the fact that she felt the

need to defend herself is more so because like that's it's like she's projecting do you know what i mean like yeah like we're fine yeah i feel like there's drama if they if they never spoke about it you could just say oh they're both icy and they're just like not seeing eye to eye right and we have no proof that this is actually true but her making a declaration validates everything that's the the most important point um and i'm glad that his dad yelled at him. Me too. I'm glad for it. Even though I agree with the sentiment that your wife comes before your mother-in-law. But do it all privately.

Publicly is beyond inappropriate. David and Victoria are both A-listers. Their whole family has been celebrity famous for how many years? And they've never found themselves in a situation like this? Right. What's the new variable? No. And Brooklyn, being out here, being married to Nicola being wanting to be a chef after literally making a grilled cheese one time um all of that is because he's David and Victoria's

son like and I'm sure it feels like a huge slap in the face to like give your kid this life just for him to like run off and like talk about you in the press even if it is wasn't like outwardly negative no and it's the it's the mentioning it in the press but also whatever's happening in private like he's clearly choosing his wife over his family and there shouldn't have to be a choice yes i agree even though like if there ever is a choice like i'm of the mind that like you go with your spouse did something terrible happen right like what what what is so bad that they can't come back from yeah that she didn't make the dress right get over it yeah but no i would feel upset too if like someone was talking about something in the family to the press without like clearing it with me first because like family things stay family yeah and anything that's happened in private like we can all move on from but once it's out there you can't put it back in people will always

like i'm glad that he got a talking to. I agree. I hope the two of them can change their tune and just stop it. I agree. And just go be happy together and then figure out the family stuff in time. Yeah. They just need, like, a little break. Yeah.

But David is right. I'm sure that wedding was, like, a torture fest for everyone. I mean, think of everyone's weddings and it's not that you know and everyone at their own weddings whatever how big or how small is tortured the in-laws but then you add the scale of how much money they have in the paparazzi and the fame and the tablets it must have been like the most harrowing experience so they need a little time yeah to debrief from wedding drama. Totally. Which should be fine until you start putting stuff in the press. Now, you can't take that back.

Totally. Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is a little exciting content news? Community, the movie, is finally happening at Peacock, fulfilling the show's prophecy. Wait, what's Community? Joe McHale. The teacher community college? Yep, the greatest show ever that has a million lives and everyone keeps canceling it and picking it up

and canceling it again. But now, maybe it's not the darkest timeline after all, as six seasons and a movie is finally becoming reality. Peacock has ordered a movie based on the Dan Harmon comedy community, bringing back original stars Joel McHale, Danny Pudi, Alison Brie, Jillian Jacobs, Jim Rash, Ken Jeong, to check in on what the gang from Greendale has been up to since the show ended in 2015.

Cute. Without sharing specifics, Peacock and Sony Pictures TV, which jointly announced the green light on Friday, described the negotiations for Peacock to secure the movie as heavily competitive. As part of the deal, Peacock has also acquired non-exclusive rights to the full six-season community library, which can also be found on Netflix and Hulu.

That would be a great show to re-watch. Yeah, like the first two episodes that I like never got into it but I didn't really give it like the the full I didn't give it my full energy oh I watched it when it was on back in the day and I loved it yeah I feel like it's really like a niche audience it is but they're so enthusiastic and that's why this show like refuses to die you're small but mighty we're small but mighty it's literally been 15 years and now they're getting a movie that's nice maybe i will watch it it's the funniest premise for a show and the cast is so what's the premise again they all go to community college yeah but they all have like a different reasons for how they ended up there and obviously they're not college age oh got it okay most of i think like maybe maybe

allison brie's character was and like she this is where she got in or something. Got it. That's funny. It's so funny. Okay that is a good show to watch. I get that confused honestly I know it sounds crazy with like Parks and Rec. No they're all pretty similar. They're all like 30 minute sitcoms that are funny from NBC and people got so famous from them. And people really love them and feel strongly about them but you can't like have watched all of them. No and I did start Parks and Rec and like it was not funny and that is a fact of life it's not my opinion it's a sheer fact I didn't watch Parks and Rec I didn't watch most of that but it's weird that I did watch Community because oh it's not weird because I loved Joel McHale and I loved The Soup when it was on and I would have followed him till the ends of the earth The Soup was a really unique time in my life. It was a good time. It was so, it was such a, like, it wasn't,

I don't even know what I would call it. Because it was like late night, but it was a variety show and it had like little segments. It was literally like the Amanda show. You know what I would call it? What? So meaty. Chat stew, right?

That's what I would call it. Yeah. I didn't even like understand half the things they were saying on that show. No, but I was cracking up. And then didn't- We were literally 12. didn't even like understand half the things they were saying on that show. No, but I was cracking up. And then didn't. We were literally 12. Didn't E like promise to bring it back?

They brought it back with. With a female host. Yes. And now I think. Because everything E touches turns to trash. Yeah, just like shrivels up. Yeah, and dies. Flies away.

And like becomes embarrassing. Like I don't think people have looked at Busy Phillips the same. Oh, yeah. Yeah. When she was like prancing around in a nightgown and big hoop earrings. And singing Fred Rogers or Mr. Rogers. It was a lot. It was a lot.

So that's what you missed on Glee. That's what you missed. We know you needed to know every morsel of that. Most morsels. Every last one. Right. Straight sands. You'll support your mommy.

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waiting like was it bursting out of you while i was doing the ad yeah and i'm staring at and he's like what are you calling for me or calling for your toothbrush mom um so episode two we got kylie's birth which was stunning it was very emo i mean i i enjoyed it but i didn't really relate to like the conversation afterwards about like you know how different it is the second time and just being hard on your body yada yada but i imagine like it made you feel seen it made me feel seen she's my queen right now like everything that comes out of her mouth i could just sit there and watch her talk slowly about anything like i wish every scene with her is just so precious to me um and a lot of what she was saying i really really appreciate

it i feel like she's been so open yeah about what she's gone through even when she was talking about how she's been home since November, just like hanging out with a four-year-old. And then I guess she went to Coachella. She went to Justin Bieber. That's when Hailey took her, remember, in April. So she was really like home. And that's really what I experienced too.

And I just love her so dearly. It's definitely resurfacing that like I want to know the name now. And I'm so curious what it is. And it was making me think like we haven't had a Kardashian new name since Psalm. Which is really so long ago. And before I understood how difficult it is to name a person. So like now my curiosity is off the charts. I do believe we will find out on this season of this show.

Yeah. Like I think that's I don't think it's going to be an Instagram. Like I think we'll find out on the show. I think we'll find out on Instagram actually whenever she's ready because she keeps saying like I think still on his birth certificate it's wolf right until she changes that and I don't think she's changed it on the show so she keeps just leaving it open but no I loved her sharing all she was sharing and it was a good reminder to just like be kinder to yourself like we're making human beings thank you fucking hard and there's no rush and to like enjoy like appreciate the process you know

appreciate the process i definitely get like a little hasty and being like i just you know want to bounce back immediately yeah but like whatever whatever i totally agree you know like there's a few moments where it's like oh i wish i was like You know Snatched Taking pictures or whatever But like In the grand scheme of things Whatever No and it's like Okay so You have delicious I'm not saying you do

But like hypothetically Like delicious thighs Yeah Harry came from those thighs Like you're kidding From these loins Yeah That's what I was trying to say

I'm not saying anything About your thighs Like I was just trying To make a point The subplot of Chloe Taking the brain test Was giving E energy And it was giving energy With a capital taking the brain test was giving E energy.

And it was giving energy with a capital A. You know who's giving E energy? Kendall. And she needs to be. Oh, another conversation. She needs to be stopped is Kris. Like everything she says in her confessionals, it's like so Kardashians 10 years ago of like just like fakeness. No, she can do no wrong for me.

She's your Kylie. Everyone else is being like so genuine. She's my Kylie. And I just feel like she's always like delivering a line sorry when she was yelling at cory to get in the car and stop taking videos like no that was real time yeah but when she's in her fridge in her interviews her fridge oh her wine fridge in the garage with the cristal and the dom and he's like which one should i take like yeah he went for the rose so cute so kylie So Kylie. So Kylie. No, I'm sorry.

There's nothing she could do that literally I don't care. Like she's your, like I'm obsessed. Okay, good. Yeah, the brain stuff. Oh my God. I love that doctor being like, I've had Lakers season tickets for 20 years. It's like, I love when people recognize that like these are extremely famous people. Everyone knows about Lamar. No, when he walked in and Khloe was like, hi.

Kylie was like, hi, this is my sister. He's like, hi, Khloe. And she at the same time said, hi, I'm Khloe. Like we know. We know. We know your name. No, I love that for him. Yeah.

And it's like, it was like Tyler Henry. It was breaking the fourth wall. Pretending to be like, oh, I don't know what's going on. You're right. Even though. You know. We know. So I really appreciated him and his honesty and his season tickets.

We got like the P word. She said Pete. And it was just like crazy. And next week is like all about Pete's white. So I think they took out anything too emotional and serious. Yeah. But are leaving like fun fodder. Yeah.

And I also think she said in the interview, like if in, when Chloe was talking about Tristan proposing, Kim said, if someone proposed to me, I would like have to say yes. I would like feel bad. Oh, and that does validate the theory that people thought that the reason they broke up is because Pete. It invalidates it because then she would have just said yes to Pete. No, no, no, no, no.

And I don't think she wouldn't have. That was the reason why she was saying that she was. That was the reason why they broke up. I don't think they would have left that soundbite in. That's true. That's true. I found that to be quite interesting. I also love to see the girlies traveling together to Milan.

It made me want to go to Milan and I've like never had any interest. But like the way they travel is just fabulous. Like Kim Air, Range Rover. Why were they staying at different hotels? Like just things that they do as sisters but also as businesswomen. Like it makes no sense. Yeah, they just have like different teams. And it's actually shocking that they even flew together.

Right. Also, Kendall is literally the biggest model in the world for how many years now and has walked in every single show like and I'm so glad she like sees Prada still as a big deal but why is she acting like uh this was you know she was acting break she was acting like she was acting when she was like 17 and Chris went to the uh Victoria's Secret like it was kind of rude first of all like your sister's so proud of you like there's an easier way to communicate what you're trying to say. I know what she means. Like it's, I think she already has a hard time. Like backstage, the girls like think she's undeserving of her career. Like the girls who literally like lived in model apartments with 16 other models.

Like I get it. Um, and it's like embarrassing, but like, it's not what she says. It's how she says it. It gives off like such entitlement and like, it's kind of rude. No, but I also meant like she was acting like, Oh my God, I don't know if i'm gonna get proud i'm so excited i got like i guess it's good that she's still enthusiastic about the job but she was acting like this was her first big break when like i imagine she's walked for prada before yeah it's just another day i think that's her attempt to seem grateful okay which i appreciate it was confusing you know it was definitely weird and like kim so obviously, like, excited to be in Milan. Like, I think Kim spends a lot of her time, like, just working on skims, being a mom,

being at home in Calabasas. So, like, when she gets out without the kids, like, it's super fun. Yeah. And she's, like, genuinely excited. And I just think, like, Kendall's a little bit more jaded. Yeah. And I love Kendall representing the redheads. Yeah.

That felt really nice. Yeah, it was fabulous. And everyone was, like, really nice about the hair color. Like, Kim likes it. Kim likes red hair. Yeah. That felt really nice. Yeah, it was fabulous. And everyone was like really nice about the hair color. Like Kim likes it. Kim likes red hair. So I just felt really seen. That's good to know. Just like a general thing of the fact of life.

Yeah. There are some people who don't. And then Patty Stanger is like such a redhead phobic. Yeah. What? She makes on her show. She used to make like the nastiest comments about redheads. Hate her.

Isn't that crazy? you would only have remembered if you're a redhead of course but she like would not work with red no i guess you're right there actually is like a small like group of like bigots like that say like fire crotch and like ginger gingers have no souls like yeah that are like ginge phobic bigots i didn't think about that patty stanger is one is the head of the Committee um and then Courtney we got like a brief update on her fertility That like they're gonna go the natural route Like at least one last time which is

Super nice um so then it also makes me Think because we're obviously months in the future They got the embryo Via IVF yeah but I thought Then they got the embryo and so then they're gonna Go natural and then if it doesn't work then they have an embryo Oh okay so it just makes me think like i don't know if she would carry it so like any day now like because this is months ago like we could have a kravis

baby yeah god willing god willing god willing roxanne leonhard uh then so they bought their own house in palm springs yes because that wasn't chris's mentioned that they were doing that but it was looked so similar it was confusing at times all their houses like have the same aesthetic like and I think they're like down the street from Chris's house that was nice so it was cute I could not be around people with such PDA like that no me neither it's like it's enough no I'm happy for them like me too but it's like if you're the only other person in the room it's a lot no and like sharing just like with people that like you did the dishes naked is so unnecessary. And then when that person is your mom and her boyfriend, it takes it to another level

of unnecessary. It's so unnecessary. Yeah. It's so like it's beyond unnecessary. There's it's just you know what it is. It's not necessary. Yeah. One thing that confuses me about the girlies is why they always have their shoes on the

bed. That's actually an amazing point like when courtney and i'm sorry chloe and kim were talking they were first like on the corners of the bed with their like chloe was wearing her sneakers they were off the bed and kim's she was wearing high heels yeah you're right didn't take them off and then chloe comes into the crosses the bed to give kim a hug on kim's bed and like her sneakers are on the bed let me say one thing I do think it's important to note that like the shit on the bottom of my shoe is definitely more dirty like because they pretty much like go to their houses get their cars lifted from place yeah like they don't like they don't walk in the streets they don't take public transit no they're only in their own yards which are plenty clean maybe they go to a restaurant they walk four feet

like no they definitely their shoe is cleaner than my shoe. But it's not clean, period. But it's just shoes on the bed. No, I completely agree. And they're so clean. Kim's house doesn't have a tchotchke. Right. But you'll have a shoe on the bed?

I would love a clarification on that. That's an amazing, amazing point. Maybe they put covers on their beds that they take off at the end of the day. Or maybe they're just so rich they get their sheets cleaned every day yeah like you just got my shoe in the bed can someone right fresh pair garcon perhaps that's what it is but it's an amazing point i'd love some clarification kylie if you're watching oh yeah kylie or chloe we um i just know that like everyone watches you know yeah or maybe someone who like works for them like can explain oh when there's a shoe on the bed like this is what we do.

Or maybe it's a set. It's not their real house. Oh. Kim's house is looking so good. When Kim also like acknowledged, I don't, I forgot what she said, but she was like, can we say that on Hulu? Kim and Crandall. Crandall take Milan.

Yeah. Yeah. Also, I thought it was really sweet how when they did Kylie's birth, they use the same song from I'm 34 weeks today. Like her vlog from baby number one. It was like the piano. No song. Is it Kanye?

I didn't even notice. I don't know. It's like done. Done. It's like a song with no words, just piano. So sweet. So I'm 34 weeks today. Got to get pregnant just so I can say that.

Yeah. That's a really good reason. 100% the content. For your TikTok? Yeah, people would love pregnant Euclidia. So 34 weeks today. So it was a good episode. Honestly, week one was like crazy, so this was more of like kind of boring.

But those girls are just a pleasure to watch. They are. They are. The new show format is like gorgeous. I'm so glad we're over the drones because season one I was getting nauseous. It's nice. It's nice. And I need a Corey and Chris spinoff. I need a Corey docu-series.

Oh, when Chris was going through how she named all of her children and literally forgot Robert and then put him last and forgot his middle name. Queen. Queen. And she has a tramp stamp. That was fascinating. Fascinating. What a fascinating transition 100 um so that was a tv recap people were upset we didn't do house of the dragon this week it was on jackie's i haven't watched it yet she also doesn't have dvr so you'll be back home

this week and we'll get back on track on monday yes that is our show. We'll be back next week. The show's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Nope. Yom Kippur. Oh my God. Fuck! Oh my God. The Stryce Brothers.

Fuck! I forgot. Bruno, it's okay. Mommy loves you. So Monday, Tuesday, Thursday. Monday, Tuesday, Thursday. Because Wednesday's Yom Kippur and Friday I'm headed to Pittsburgh

for my show at the Roxanne Theater. Tickets available at girldonejob.com slash tour. Good luck getting one. And I'm headed to Atlanta for my show at the Roxanne Theater. Tickets available at girldonejob.com slash tour. Good luck getting one. And I'm headed to Atlanta for Spritz meet and greet at Total Wine. Oh and mine's on Monday

October 3rd. He asked me what day it was. I told him it was October 3rd. In Long Island meet and greet. So we're getting like the entire eastern seaboard covered. Yeah. That's a little bit about us.

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