The Toast - S5 Ep14: Toasters in The Locker Room: Monday, January 24th, 2022

Episode Date: January 24, 2022

Sports News (12:19) Garrett Hedlund arrested for public intoxication following Emma Roberts split (Page Six) (19:05) Surprise! Nick Jonas and wife Priyanka Chopra welcome a baby girl (Daily Mail) (22:14) Regina King's son dead by suicide: report (Page Six) (27:28) Jennifer Coolidge says Ariana Grande saved her career during a 'dead zone' (NY Post) (33:48) Ana de Armas Fans Sue Because She Was Cut Out of 'Yesterday' (Variety) (38:52) Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Recap (47:25) Ted Lasso Recap (57:41) Euphoria Recap (1:04:47) The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Monday. Now, if you're watching on YouTube, I don't want to scare you. I really, really don't. But I need to issue a trigger warning because Claudia is wearing her spooky, scary skeleton pajamas. And for all those of you listening as a podcast, it might be the reason to switch to YouTube today. No, or it might not be. If you feeling already like the sunday scaries might have scared you off stay far away from the youtube channel of the morning toast and definitely don't subscribe to our channel oh no that's spooky yes i'm wearing my spooky scary skeletons and shivers down your

spine um i don't know i was just feeling it. I slept in these pajamas and I was usually like I do my makeup in my pajamas and then I put on like an appropriate sweater or a blouse. But I thought what's more appropriate for a Monday than spooky scary skeletons sending shivers down your spine. It's a spooky Monday. I think you capture the vibe plus your glam is so on point today that it really it balances you have balance in your look so firmly believe in living a balanced lifestyle that's kind of what my whole brand is about um yes my glam is on point today because I just have the busiest day meetings meetings meetings meetings meetings meetings I think you might have forgotten that tomorrow let me just make sure of the date tomorrow is the uh launch of my paperback

book so I've got some press to do today I have um yeah your girl I don't know if I should say it I didn't even tell you yet already but I'm just gonna be on like a local not a local a national news segment that's so exciting I'll need to set my TiVo. But the TiVo. The number one reason I'm wearing glam like this is because I did a TikTok this morning, like a transition using my new song. And it came out so good because I look like gorgeous. I didn't really intend to look like that, this gorgeous, like this threatening to other women. But check out my TikTok.

Okay, you have to send it to me. I will. I feel like you only send me like the mediocre TikToks because you're like, is this funny or is this not? But like send me the bangers. I didn't realize like I was capable of putting out mediocre TikToks. That's brand new information to me. It happens. It happens. Not everyone can hit, obviously. No, that's true. Like some of them need to be mediocre in order for the others to be great. Otherwise, there's no nothing to compare it to. Yeah, for sure.

Well, while you're wearing your spooky, scary skeletons, let me just tell you how cool I am today. You probably think like, oh, you're just wearing a hoodie. Like, yeah, that's what you're phoning it in. This is the Gap Yeezy hoodie. What did you pay for it? Zach got it for me. So it's a gift.

Doesn't count. Yeah, but also it's Gap prices. I think it was Mac. I think it was like $80. Oh, it's a gift. Doesn't count. Yeah, but also it's gap prices. I think it was like $80. Oh, okay. $80? Can you do a spin for us? Sure. It's just blue?

It's just blue. There's something. It's really thick and heavy, but in a nice, comfortable way. Yeah. And it's kind of cropped. So I think I'm wearing a large, but it looks like a fitted sweatshirt. Got it. Got it.

Okay, cool. I would love to see that in person. Yeah. No, definitely. Come check it out. Did you get my reference? $80. From my show, right?

Yeah. But that, okay, Jackie loves to quote my comedy special, which is So Kind of You, available to stream for free on Amazon Prime. That- Didn't make it. It didn't make the cut. But I only used it in like one show and like it wasn't great but you were really kind of moved by it i was it stuck out to me you can't dollars you can

help what lives in your mind rent free and this is why i have to see your new tour because i need new material i actually can't believe that you have not seen my new tour. I saw the first show, the first New York show on video. Yes. But yeah, no, beyond that, I know that it's changed a lot. And I don't know the tropes. I don't know the one liners. And that's also like happening this week. I'm back on the road.

I'm going to D.C. on Thursday and Friday to Parks Casino in Philly. And I'm actually really excited. Like, I really like taking long breaks between shows but then like when it's the day before the show I'm like oh my god I wish my last show wasn't over a month ago yeah but it's fine you've got your your skeleton boys with you you'll take them on the road they've got your back and your front and your and my side and my crotch yeah um we have a great show for you guys. It's Monday.

Lots of happenings that we must discuss. Also lots of TV recap. I did finish Ted Lasso. I have a lot of thoughts for the TV recap. I watched Euphoria last night. And then, of course, the worst show on television with not a hero in sight, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We'll be discussing that in the tv recap as well

you needed to finish ted lasso because what you left us with on friday your assessment i just needed to be able to talk about it i won't spoil it we'll talk about in the tv recap but it needed to be addressed and i couldn't let you think like keep going like that no you're 100 right yeah so that's really exciting that you've... 100% Don't let them forget How's the song going? Great. I mean, the TikToks are, they're difficult for me

because I'm really not a dancer. After our show on Friday, I like spent 30 minutes learning the TikTok dance to my song. And it's up. It's not great, but I tried, you know? I thought it was good.

Okay. Okay, thank you. It was a complex dance, you know, not your typical basic TikTok dance. It's not great, but I tried, you know? I thought it was good. Okay. Okay. Thank you. It was a complex dance, you know, not your typical basic TikTok dance. It's not like other dances. No, it's not. But would you expect anything less from someone who's not like other girls? I wouldn't. So there you have it.

So I hope everyone had a good weekend listening to the song, drinking. I did nothing this weekend. I felt like you. Like, I did not leave my house. I didn't move a muscle. Like, if you watch my Instagram stories yesterday you know that I had 91 steps at the end of the day and I was very proud of that sometimes that self-care looks like 91 steps couldn't have said it better but I do

think more often than not self-care looks like hard work the more I think about self-care and like the meaning of it I think the term has really become like completely um watered down but I do think most often self-care looks like hard work I agree because for me when I'm like busy booked productive that is really unfortunately when I feel my best and when I'm doing nothing even though I'm enjoying it at the time I go through an existential crisis like is this what my life is meant to be yeah so sometimes you have to put in the work in order to enjoy true self-care. How are you feeling today, Preggio? I'm feeling pretty good. You know, mornings are my time to shine.

So I'm two different people. Like, I'm Hannah Montana and Miley Stewart. Like, in the morning, I am Hannah. And then in the evening, I'm crabby old Miley. No, you're like Jackson. It's so crazy but you know it's we're just enjoying this time but it's a wild ride you guys it's a journey my weekend was um filled with hobbies actually I got a lot done first of all I started playing wordle thanks to you oh did you do today's no not yet me neither I started it and it's pretty hard I'm only on I only did two

tries already. Oh I try to like do it you know in one sitting. I don't know why I feel like someone's timing me. They're not. And I usually do it in one sitting too but I was just like doing my makeup and I'm like oh my god Wordle. Oh wow. No I'll save that for later. It'd be my big activity. It's very exciting. And I also I did a crossword puzzle. I've been doing piano lessons. Me and Brew do about like 30 minutes a day. We have two pieces that we're working on. You and Brew tickling the ivories. Brew's like, mom, you stink.

Mom, you're off. No, by the way, you know how he does that thing with his head? He like cocks it to the right when he hears something. You'll be practicing and like playing a wrong note and you'll turn around and Brew's like. Yeah, no, he's a really tough critic. But it's been good for the brain. And then I started a new show, which a lot of people told me I would like. It's called Poldark, and it's on Amazon Prime.

It's a period piece, you know. Cornwall 1785. And it's good. It's enjoyable. So it's kind of slow, so, like like I can't just watch it all day long. But I'm in the middle of season two and there's some likable characters. So I'm happy. Okay, good.

Yeah. Looks like we both had both productive and relaxing weekends. Precisely. That's wonderful news. You love to hear it. So yeah, like that's really it for me. I have not much to update everyone on since Friday because I didn't leave my bed since the last time we podcasted. Yeah, I feel kept abreast and I feel like without further do-do-do-do-do, we can get into –

Where are you-do-do-do-do? Where is do-do-do-do-do? On the bed right there behind me. I would like turn my screen and show you my bed, but there's something about like showing someone like your YouTube channel, like your bed. And I haven't staged the side of the room i only stage what's behind me like feels very personal and invasive it's all wrong don't do it it is right okay i'm not doing yeah that's like when you go to someone's house and they like want to show you around and and they want to show you their parents room so i'll wait by the door i'll just wait outside i'll just wait right here oh

i'll wait down the block like poke your head in and you're like, yeah. Oh, nice. Yeah. Hi, Mrs. Stevenson. I think like there's something crazy about like kids who like invite their friends into their parents' rooms. It just feels very personal. I totally agree. So that's what's going on to my left. Got it. We won't go into your room without further ado-do-do-do-do. It is time for the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take

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We both made predictions for who we thought would be in the Super Bowl. We made them months ago when there was like no real information. Just, you know, taking a shot in the dark. And up until last night night like you had a chance a pretty good chance bucks versus bills bucks versus bills now the bucks are out which is and and the bills oh okay okay yeah no last night was not a good night for my fantasy chart right but i just want to congratulate you for having made it that far i think that's pretty cool considering you know our lack of knowledge actually guessed like

right and so before we get into the fast five I think we need to put in our predictions we need to update them based on the information that's given okay here's the thing I'm not gonna I don't want to predict I want to put my full support behind one team and once you hear why Jackie you're gonna want to do the same okay so here's who's contending still we have the Rams the 49ers versus the 49ers and then Kansas City versus uh team um whoever beat the Bucs no frick what's their name it's like uh some charades do charades no I oh I mean I could just is it an animal ESPN I think so it's like a weird animal it feels like and it's not a team we talk about often a jaguar panther this is no no no this is infuriating

i know people on the other end are probably like these two morons who beat the bucks babe zach i can't i'll just look at that just call husbands i don't think he can hear me they're the ones who beat the buccaneers yeah babe who's in the super bowl oh sorry we're recording but it's so it's rams verse 49ers oh my god okay sorry oh my god tell him to just get on with it. Rams versus 49ers. Yeah. And Chiefs. Bengals.

Bengals. That's the animal. I'm unfamiliar with their work. Yeah. That's why. But I do want to say that we at The Toast have made an official decree as to who we're supporting. We have.

And you're going to get behind it once you – I totally forgot to tell you this. Okay. We are rooting for the San Francisco 49ers it's their time there is a toaster on the team on the field and off the field I just found this out last night from Ben there's a toaster on the field his name is Kyle Juszczyk. His wife is an enormous toaster, and he messaged Ben that his wife is a toaster, and he actually listens quite a lot, and he enjoys it. Kyle Juszczyk, the 49ers have our support. Oh my god, of course. I'm throwing all of my weight behind them now. And he's like really good too. It's not like he's like, you know, a scrub. Yeah. Wow. Okay. That's so interesting. So you're saying it's the 49ers time.

I'm saying, and I do believe the last time I accurately predicted a Super Bowl, I predicted that it was not the 49ers time. Right. And now I'm saying it is. That's so interesting because before I knew this important factoid that changes everything, I would have said like I would probably have chosen the Rams over the 49ers. And also because the Super Bowl is taking place in L.A. It would be like another cool thing where, you know, the home team is hosting the Super Bowl. Well, it's still California. So I just want to say it's still pretty cool.

Yeah, still pretty cool. And then on the other side, I think the Chiefs will beat the Bengals, considering I couldn't even remember their name. Me too. And I just want to say, like, for my POV, I really was like a Chiefs girly. Mm-hmm. Until the lead quarterback, Patrick, and his brother, like, you know, I've come on here many times and talked about his brother's TikTok.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know him by name, Austin. Yeah, yeah. No, I know him by name, Austin. Yeah, Jackson. No. I know him by name. That's not his name. It's Jackson. Austin Mahomes.

That's the second time in as many weeks his name has come up. Literally. Well, his brother, you know, I'm always a fierce defender of Jackson Mahomes. I think the kids on TikTok are really mean to him but you know what like his content has taken a shift and it's like really painful to watch and I think that he should stop okay and you think like going to the Super Bowl it just won't it wouldn't be good for him no because I think of the content that we're gonna get at the Super Bowl and I'm not interested okay. Okay. And we also, like, already got that. Yeah. So he needs – It's someone else's turn.

He needs new shtick. I just hate when there's, like, one team that's, like, so good all the time. Like, I get it because, like, Patrick is the best, but, like, it's kind of annoying. But I don't think any of these four teams are the one team that's good all the time. I think the Chiefs are, actually. Like, they're always just, like, winning. No, I think they're really strong and solid, but they won the one time. Like, it could be their time again. No, but, like – It's their time again no but like it's not like always at the top they're always at the top

of their game like they're giving early vibes of the Patriots that's what I'm saying no I don't feel that way but I understand that you might I know more than you yeah no I think I do I have just an intuition for these things oh yeah remind me who who were your picks again for who was going to the Super Bowl? Seahawks. The Seahawks. Versus Bucks. The Bucks. Okay. So, yeah. Yeah.

You have your intuition, I would say. It's the 49ers time. You heard it here first from page six sports tomorrow. It's the 49ers time. Okay. Very cool. We're sending our best wishes to all the toasters in locker rooms all over. Don't get it twisted. There are actually

quite a few toasters. Ready? When I go on tour, I find out where the professional athletes who are toasters are. They come out of the woodwork. When I was in New Orleans, I found out Will Lutz, the kicker for the Saints, who's very good. Well, his wife's a toaster, but he came to the show.

He was so cute. She was so cute. Nice to know that New Orleans is taken care of with the steamy vibes. Yeah, for sure. But there aren't, I can't imagine there are that many athletes listening, male athletes listening to the toast. It's, you know, it's the wags. It's the wags. I wouldn't say that.

I wouldn't say that. You'd really never know. Look at Kyle Juszczyk. Look at Kyle Juszczyk. Okay. Can't wait. I have to get a jersey literally with the toast logo cute because like it's the super bowl but like between us like it's really about us right it's always about us i'm so glad we are on the same page now i think we can get into the fast five stories i just needed to update everyone yeah no

i'm glad we we circled back our first story um a lot of news coming out this weekend about garrett headlund and emma roberts first of all they split up and second of all he has been arrested for public intoxication okay am i crazy or has this entire series of events like already happened uh not to me some of it broken up before yeah they i always assume they were on off i didn't know that they were on and now they're off and um then he was arrested for public intoxication saturday night in tennessee but he also is in a suit of a prior dui he's had like drunken behavior criminal behavior before so there's this is not the first time something like this has happened but he was arrested and taken into custody in Franklin County with a bond set at $2,100.

Franklin County, so nice. The arrest occurred just one day after news broke that he split from girlfriend Emma Roberts. The two share one child together. One-year-old son, Rhodes. According to People, who was the first to break the news on Friday, they called it quits a few weeks ago following a few rocky months in their relationship. An insider said it's sad and they are trying to they're trying their best to co-parent. It's been hard. Also he is being sued for negligence after allegedly causing a head-on collision when he fell asleep at the wheel while driving in LA in January 2020. In court docs

obtained by E! News he allegedly quote passed out behind the wheel of his vehicle and ran a solid red light at a high rate of speed forcing him to crash into a woman and her daughter yeah so now he's being sued so this you know what that means you're done with him that and this one's this is like what i was saying with tiffany haddish sometimes it's easier than others like sam hunt very easy to write off. Tiffany Haddish, a little hard. This, extremely hard. Garrett Hedlund is the star of two of my favorite movies. What's the second one? Country Strong. Oh, and George Ruhle. George Ruhle. And did you know he was in the Friday Night Lights movie? I never saw it. Me neither. But they called him the Friday Night Lights actor, and so I had to Google it. Okay, that's a stretch and a half.

He's clearly the country strong actor. Yeah. So anyways, this is all just crazy timing. I do believe that they broke up a while ago and then this story was dropping and Emma wants nothing to do with this. So now news of their split is resurfacing. But we must have known this January 2020 DUI news back in January 2020 and just like. Yes.

No, I'm telling you you I've heard this before right so this man needs help like yeah and like no wonder his relationship with his the mother of his child's rocky like he's unwell yeah yeah this is really fucked up I'm sorry China like I can't really fuck with you anymore Garrett and I know how much you know that probably means to you but this is really upsetting. This is upsetting. Truly. What are you doing?

I just, I can't go on another rant. But, like, it's just not that hard to not drink and drive. Like, especially when you get paid millions of dollars for one movie. Yeah. Well, this one on Saturday night was public intoxication. But, like, if you're getting arrested for being drunk, like, you're just, like, your drinking is not where it should be. Yeah. If I haven't gotten arrested for being drunk, like you're just like you're drinking is it's not out of control. Yeah.

If I haven't gotten arrested for public intoxication, really nobody should. Okay. And I think that's a good test. Okay. Are you ready for our next story? A little more couple news. Yeah. Nick Jonas and wife Priyanka Chopra welcomed a baby girl as they announced the arrival of their first child together via surrogate.

We are overjoyed so on friday nick and pre put out a statement saying that they have a baby girl that they welcomed via surrogate last week and they're just overjoyed yes there's actually a lot to this story that is beyond the just quote card that they posted their baby was born 12 weeks early yes i saw that they were expecting baby to be due in April according to Daily Mail and it's January so which is always really scary yeah but I'm sure that they have the best care and we're all rooting for them yeah for sure and then on TikTok people are quaking like I've somehow ended up on like Nick and Priyanka talk um and they're quaking about you know in the article it like Nick and Priyanka talk and they're quaking about you know in the article it says like

Priyanka hasn't struggled with any fertility issues just like scheduling wise like they decided to go be a surrogate and people are like you know this is so offensive to like women who struggle with fertility and like I guess but like if that was me and like I was working and being famous and I also wanted to have a child like how great

is that you know I thought we were like done judging women for shit like this. Yeah I mean that sounds like Nick talk is a little bit uh regressive. Talks talk. Regressive over there and also sure that's what that said but you never know what's going on with people. Right what does page six know about Priyanka Chopra's fertility? Right like it's's not just like an on off button. Like you can or you can't. Like there are so many different factors that go into it. And so much like I just. She's also a woman of a certain age, which obviously changes the risk of the pregnancy. Like who cares? Like literally who cares? Right. Exactly. So I'm happy for them. This is really sweet. I mean, obviously, like, the JoBros love just family and having. And now, like, this is just so cute.

All the little cousins will be running around. No, it is really cute. It, like, completes a trifecta. And it actually officially, like, makes us old. Do you think this is what makes us old? Nick was the youngest. Like, and, like, when he came into our lives, like, he was actually prepubescent. And, like, now he has a child. Yeah. Well, no i mean it's he's on track like it all makes sense yeah

but like for us it just it puts things in perspective how about that yeah and i guess like all of the girly girls were like going to the tour because like back in the day like way we're obsessed it's like and some of those girly girls are still single and like we're holding out hope that maybe they were the one for nick jonas and like this priyanka thing wasn't gonna last yeah but no this is definitely all three they were taken and if you need another sign they are taken yeah maybe it's time to get into a new band yeah what's a new band i don't know what's that band that's like everywhere? AJR? Huh? They're a cool new rock band.

You should check them out. You know about a cool new rock band? I do. What is it? They sing that song. Don't sing. Don't. Don't. Don't.

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Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't.

Go out with a bang. You know that song. No. You do. It's really cool with the kids everyone's oh is it no i swear i swear i believe you i swear it was in the car commercial for kardashians last season if you heard it you wouldn't know reference if you heard it you would know it yeah for sure but i'm not clear what you're talking about at this current moment well you're i guess you're

just not as up on what's cool no it's possible like possible. Like, I'm not as Gen Z as you. It's called AJR. Check them out. AJR. Okay, I'll check them out. I think. Also, what was the last thing I was going to say? Oh, you know what?

Like, from the moment that these two got together, like, there has been so much doubt. And myself included. Like, I have to take responsibility for my actions. Like, there has been so much doubt. Even, like, when they were engaged. are they even gonna get married but you know through every life stage like they have just persevered and you know what I'm here to say I was wrong and there are a lot of people out there who were wrong who like still refuse to admit they're wrong that's crazy I mean I am I came around to it over a year ago like and I already have admitted that i was wrong and i'm happy to be

wrong about this one because they just seem like really happy and watching the roast most recently i feel like that was like the biggest glimpse we've had into their relationship and like they are just they're the real deal they're the real deal like it's time we all got on board honestly yeah if you're one of the people who's like lagging behind you've got to get on the ship Yeah, if you're one of the people who is, like, lagging behind, you've got to get on the ship. The ship has sailed. And I was, like, the world's biggest denier, like, ever. Yeah, no, it's crazy how we felt then. Yeah.

Like, there was, and that was also at a time when, like, so many celebrity relationships popped up and turned into engagements that fizzled out really quickly. Ariana and Pete. Ariana and Pete, Hailey and Justin. And I just, like, threw these two in the boat with them, and I was like, yeah, we're not going anywhere. Yeah, and then, like, the wedding was, like, yeah, we're not going anywhere. Yeah. And then like the wedding was like legit. And then they just never stopped being married. So we have no choice but to believe.

Yeah. No. Doubters, non-believers get on board. Once were her dreamers. Exactly. Well, mazel tov to the fam. Very, very happy for them. That was some exciting, surprising news.

Very surprising because like it just came out of nowhere it's not like we're pregnant it's like oh there's a child yeah okay our next story is very sad regina king's son has died by suicide ian alexander jr the only son of renowned actress regina king has died by suicide the academy award winner confirmed the tragic news in a statement to people on friday they said our family is devastated at the deepest level by the loss of Ian. He is such a bright light who cared so deeply about the happiness of others. Our family asks for respectful consideration during this private time. Thank you. This is just awful. This is such an awful story. His 26th birthday was on Wednesday. He was Regina's only

child with her ex-husband and I mean this just like breaks the heart the mental health crisis I know in this country right now is not to be ignored yet it is like and I saw on like a page six article you know he had some like haunting last posts on social media and some of the tweets he had sent out before you know before um were like you know instagram's bad for my health like it was just really like a cry for help yeah no it's really upsetting and i also i feel like in the last even few days or week like so many celebrities have passed away yes also chris daughtry's daughter oh my god so sad passed away last week too meataf, I don't think we spoke about him. No, Ben was really like on the verge of tears when he heard Meatloaf died.

I didn't know. Oh, and last night, Terry Mugler. Right, right. I didn't know Ben was such a big Meatloaf fan until I saw his Instagram. Oh my God, have you never been like in a karaoke machine with Ben? I guess not, honestly. I would do anything. And it's like an eight minute song.

It's so fucking annoying. Oh yeah. And that's really Ben's like his key. Yeah. Oh yeah. It's his perfect pitch. I can hear him singing it. It's one of the most annoying things ever.

And like especially when we get together with Taylor Strecker and Taylor Donahue. It's also Taylor Donahue's like favorite song. So the two of them like I just can't. Oh wow. You learn something new every day. I didn't know you guys had all this going on. And it's Ben's go-to shower song. So, like, I hear it all the time.

Oh. When he gets in the shower, he's like, Alexa, play Meatloaf. Oh. Yeah, he was really upset. There have been a few celebrities in the last couple years that, like, really got to Ben. Betty White. Mm-hmm. Kobe.

Mm-hmm. Meatloaf. Yeah. It's just really sad. And it's funny because, like, because, because like because you know for us like our whole lives are like pop culture celebrity like we are very vocally invested in certain people but ben's not like that he just like goes about and like gets influenced by who he gets influenced by like right betty white so it's just interesting to see like the cycle of you know celebrity like fandom makes an impact on you really and out of all, no, that wasn't a question.

It's like... Oh. Sorry, that's like a lot to ask of someone. No, I mean, who makes an impact on one? Yeah. You know, of all the celebrities out there, singers, comedians, etc. Like, some people just stick with you. Bob Saget is another one who just passed away.

Did you actually see the news story about John Mayer? I thought it was like really menschy. You know he The plane? Yeah. Yeah do you want to share? Yeah it was just this article basically saying that John Mayer was the one who paid for and chartered a plane from Orlando to LA to get Bob's remains

back in time for the ceremony because Bob's Jewish and if you're Jewish you have to be buried like the day after you die or the day extenuating circumstances ASAP yeah ASAP so I thought that was very menschy and it wasn't like you know a John Mayer published article it was like a source really revealed it and did you watch Instagram live of Jeff Ross and John Mayer no so they were like driving in this little car and they went on Instagram Live and they were like, we are, they're obviously just like really, really close with Bob and his wife

and are trying everything to like be helpful. So they had driven to the airport. They took an Uber to the airport and picked up Bob's Prius because he drove himself to the airport for his gigs. And they were just talking about how like, you know, Bob was such a star, like could have had a limousine take him to the airport but he always drove his Prius because he was like a workhorse and they were just like getting really emotional in the car because like this car was like symbolic of like Bob it was really really sweet that's really sweet I saw

that they picked up his car but I didn't know that they went live on the way and they were just like sharing little stories it was very sweet oh wow yeah So it's been just like a heavy time. You're right. Like a beginning of the year that feels like heavier than most. Yeah. I feel that's how I feel. Yeah, me too. So sending love to everyone.

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me or a photo of brew or don't forget you could really also actually do a photo of Brew. Or, don't forget, you could really also actually do a photo of Theo. Okay, our next story. Jennifer Coolidge says Ariana Grande saved her career during a dead zone. Can I tell you, I'm so, I meant to text you that I wanted to do this as a story. I'm so glad you brought it up. Oh, okay, good. I think it's just like the cutest, sweetest thing. A Jennifer Coolidge renaissance is in the making and it's all thanks to Ari the American Pie actress credits the pop star for reviving her film career and taking her out of a slump Coolidge starred in Ari's 2018 music video Thank You Next in which she played

a version of herself from Legally Blonde her character Paulette she told Jimmy Fallon it was the beginning of a lot of cool things that happened for me I was going through a dead zone not much was going on then Ariana did this imitation on your show and you encouraged her and then this ball got rolling then she says her and Ari dm'd and Ari invited her to be in the music video and since then she has appeared in several high-profile projects in the last few years including Promising Young Woman, Swan Song, Single All the Way plus of course The White Lotus. You know what like when I think back to how I experienced the resurgence of Jennifer Coolidge I do I really remember it starting with Aria like when she'd makes me want

a hot dog real bad like it really did happen that way and it was so cool A of Jennifer Coolidge like totally acknowledged because Jennifer Coolidge is extremely talented. She probably would have had a resurgence no matter what. Yeah. But for her to give all the credit to Ari was so cool. And for Ari just to be like this cool, everything of the sort girl with like all this influence and power, like you just love to see it. No, you love to see it.

And clearly happened in such an organic way. I don't think Ari woke up one morning and said, I'm going to revive Jennifer Coolidge's career today. But it's just like the power of ari and also like that video was so i mean i'm sure you know she has a ton of videos but that video was like a moment in time i remember where i was when i first saw it i was babysitting theo at your house and we watched the premiere together it was so where was i you were probably on tour because it was 2018 i remember watching in like a car or something that tracks yeah um so i think this is just really cool and i think we're all better off for having jennifer coolidge back in our lives a hundred percent thank you ari thank you jen and you know what this reminds me of i'm sure you didn't see it

but um you know in the david dobrikrik vlogs, he has like a couple signature songs that like he loves. And so whenever he ends a vlog, he plays like Dancing Queen. There's like three songs. And one of them is this song by Carolina Lyre. Show me what I'm looking for. Honestly, these sound like great, great song choices. Of course.

I love that song. So it's like an iconic old song and David Dobrik was on his podcast and his friends surprised him with the lead singer of Carolina Liar and the guy was like getting so choked up he's like you don't understand like you have saved me I was living on the streets I was homeless and like you know with YouTube like you get revenue and David's videos are so big and he uses this song in literally almost every single vlog that has like tens of 20s of 30s of millions of views so he's just like putting money in this and like really resurging his career and now he's like making content with him it was so it was such a

nice moment and this is what the Jennifer Coolidge thing reminded me of because this just happened like a week ago oh my god that's beautiful I didn't realize that that's where the story was gonna go yeah and so he like performed the song and David was like so excited and then he was like no you don't understand like you've literally saved my life and David's like what are you talking about he's like I had no money like the music industry is just so tough and like I had this breakthrough song and then you know like shit happens and David just like continually pumping up the song and then getting other people to stream it and David has so many followers like right literally changes

guy's life oh my god when was this episode like a like a week and a half ago like his friends pumping up the song and then getting other people to stream it. And David has so many followers. Like, literally changes guys' life. Oh, my God. When was this episode? Like a week and a half ago. Oh, wow. His friends got in contact with the lead singer. And then they were like, David, we have a surprise for you. And David was like, really shook. Wow.

That's a great story. Yeah, it was cool. Not that that's the same circumstances as Jennifer Coolidge, but it just reminded me. No, yeah. Love a story like that. Feel free to share any time. Yeah. So thank you, Ari.

Thank you, Jen. Thank you, Jimmy Fallon. He was a part of it too. Like if it weren't for the crazy reach of those annoying Jimmy Fallon videos on YouTube, we might not be here. Yeah, but no one does those better than Ari. Like that segment was made for her

where she impersonates people. Like no, I've never seen anyone do it quite like her no I've seen a lot of people actually do it and it's painful and cringy no and I think other people like have like three people that they can do who are like you know easily doable though I'm I don't do impersonation so I shouldn't judge but Ari like is an impersonation queen an impersonation chameleon yes she can really do anyone and obviously her best is Celine Dion, but. So good. So good.

Okay, are you ready for our fifth and final story? Oh my God, already? Already. And it's some weird legal news. It's the final story. I won't do the whole thing because people have made their. Opinions known. Their opinions known.

And I'm here to please and entertain and not torture. But and apparently that's what I was doing. It's good to know. Our fifth and final story. Anna De Armas fans are suing because she was cut out of the movie yesterday. Not yesterday. No, I know. The movie yesterday.

The film titled yesterday. The film titled in quotes Yesterday. She was in the trailer for the movie and then wasn't in the actual movie. And now two fans have filed a federal class action lawsuit on Friday alleging they were duped into renting the 2019 film. You know what? Because Anna appeared in the trailer. You know what? That's actually fair.

Like, this is, there's so much false advertising false advertising like when it comes to TV and movies. And that's fair. You know what? And maybe you know, you know what this reminds me of? Watching the trailer for Love Hard thinking Heather McMahon was going to be in it so much and they didn't put her in enough. And if I had rented it, maybe I would have sued. But I got it for free because I'm a Netflix subscriber.

So here's what's interesting. So Anna de Armas was meant to be in the movie. She was going to play like the lead character when he goes to la and is like singing he was like she was gonna play the girl that he was like wooing there but then i guess the directors felt like it took away from the integrity of the main love story which was between him and lily james so they cut out anna de armas completely um but apparently there's been a suit like this in the past. Someone in 2011 filed a complaint involving the film Drive because they said that the film, um, the trailer made it appear that the film would be a high speed action driving film. And she was not prepared for the film's slow paced interpersonal drama punctuated with graphic violence. i love this right okay but she did not win because they rule that the trailer demonstrates um like everything that's in the trailer is in the movie if they package it in a way no but see but this is the precedent for this because everything in the trailer was not in the film yeah no and i feel

like that happens so often like you'll see a scene in the trailer and then you're like wait where was that in the movie no and you know what I'm actually really glad that there's some accountability happening like because we all go it's actually psychotic how we like all go spend money and watch movies like that we know actually nothing about and more often than not they're either not like the trailer at all or they're much worse yeah so I I wonder what's gonna happen here because it is false advertising she is not in the film and especially because like she's I mean it, I'm sure it doesn't even matter that, like, she's a big star and I wanted to see Anna De Armas and I didn't see her. Even if it was someone renting the movie because they thought, like, their kid was in it and then the kid got cut. But then, like, I'm sure it's the same thing.

No, you're right. It's the definition of false advertising. Yeah. And I'm no lawyer, but I do think these gals got a case. And I'm fully – they have my full support. Yeah, it's two guys. And I don't know how much they're suing for, but they should at the very least get their rental feedback,

which was $3.99 on Amazon Prime. A hundred percent. And you know, I think the whole concept that we like rent movies, like on our, or like we buy apps and everything, and all these like Amazon and Apple, you can't get refunds like for anything. Like what if I accidentally downloaded a $75 app one time, you know? Which did happen to me, by the way.

You accidentally downloaded it? I accidentally downloaded an app that was $75. And like there's no line to call. What app is $75? It was this like cartoon drawing app. I've downloaded the wrong one. Literally don't ask. Okay.

But I swear to god it happened maybe it was like 69.99 I was like oh shit like I realized one second too late that I clicked the wrong one there's no customer service there's no live chat like what the fuck Apple does have live chat and I actually since we're talking about Apple I just want to bring something up that happened to me um because you guys have all been on this computer journey with me and last I left you I told you I was ordering the computer from the factory. So it was going to take a few weeks. But I was willing to be patient to get the computer that I wanted from Apple.

The computer of your dreams. Apple, Mac, trillion dollar company, the biggest stock in the country. I want the computer that I want, whatever. I happened to be talking to Lauren Elizabeth, and she told me that she was getting a new computer too, and that she was getting it in two days from somewhere other than Apple. And I was like, oh shit, mine should be here soon though. Let me go check on it.

My order was canceled. They never even told me that it was canceled. They didn't send you an email? Did not send me an email and update. Nothing. All of my recent Apple orders now are canceled, canceled, canceled. You can't get a computer. You can't get a computer.

What a supply chain, man. It's so crazy. This trillion dollar company. Yeah. Where are the trillions coming from if you can't, literally can't even pay to get a computer? So what'd you do? You went to Costco. So I ordered a computer from Costco, which is where Lauren Elizabeth told me she was

getting hers. I didn't even know that, but if I need a computer, I will go to Costco. Yeah. If you need an Apple computer, go to Costco. Make it make sense. Make it make sense. Make it make make sense I don't know so that's my fifth story oh yeah anatomist uh hopefully we get an update even if it's just the fee that they get paid back I hope I don't know but they're also probably adding like emotional distress legal and then then if you see someone and you win they have to pay your legal fees so you know what I think this will be very interesting I look forward to a movie being

made about this yeah and you know what if I sat down to watch Ana de Armas and she wasn't there I would feel emotionally distressed I would yeah especially like as we were just saying you never know who impacts you and Ana de Armas might have been one of those celebrities for one of these guys yeah exactly I think there's more to the story. I hope they get the justice they so desperately deserve. I think so, too. And I think it sets a good precedent. And maybe it will keep these trailer makers in line.

Yeah, no, and just, like, these overall marketing departments from just spewing lies. Yeah. And what a bummer for Ana de Armas, like, to just be cut from this movie. I mean, I think that happens all the time. Yeah. And this movie was, like, really before she popped off. And it was bad. And it was atrocious, and she should be glad that happens all the time. Yeah. And this movie was, like, really before she popped off. And it was bad. And it was atrocious, and she should be glad that she's not affiliated with it.

She was saved. She was saved, but I'm sure at the time she's, like, a budding actress. She's, like, in this movie that's, you know, Beatles, it's going to be everywhere. Of course. Lily James, and she gets the axe. Yeah. Who even knew that she went through that? No, and now I have so much, like, sympathy in my heart for all Anna de Armas has been through.

It must be so hard to be a Hollywood actress. I'm just crying on the inside. Yeah. I really like her. I think she's a great actress. I've only seen her in... Knives Out. Mm-hmm.

So good. So good. Knives Out 2 is coming soon. Is it? Yeah, they're working on it. So is White Lotus 2. And do you see it coming soon. Is it? Yeah, they're working on it. So is White Lotus 2. And do you see it's taking place in Italy? Yeah.

And Jennifer Coolidge will return. But that means that the crew from Hawaii won't be in it? No, except Jennifer Coolidge. I was kind of looking forward to the stability of having the same people. I mean, I guess Armand lost his job a million times over at this point. But you know like having the same setting. And just like bringing in. It feels like a reality show.

Yeah. But it's not. So it's just going to be a whole different show. Yeah. Cool. Alright let's. Speaking of shows. Dive into the TV recap.

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Okay, so we're in Zion and everyone's being unreasonable. And I don't really understand how we went from, you know, this major news story about Jen Shah and the fraudulence and the arrest on camera to literally villainizing Meredith Marks. I don't know how we got here, but I do know that, like, everyone is the worst. Whitney has overnight become the worst. Jenny, I've seriously in my life never met a bigger loser. And, honestly, she probably won't return to the show after what happened to her on social media this week I heard she's filming oh really well I can't stand her like

she every time she says something she thinks she's doing something and somebody has to tell her she's doing nothing it's giving nothing no and she's constantly playing a bad game of telephone like getting information and then telling it to someone else but like misrepresenting the the heart of the matter like the thing about the private investigator was cleared up in two fucking seconds and it was just infuriating i'm actually so glad i'm so glad that we didn't recap last week because it was just last week's episode which i watched last night was like me too a clusterfuck every like I was after that episode I was gonna be like how do we have a show anymore these women can't even like they can't focus on one thing like they can't focus on Jen they can't

focus on Mary they're like every little feeling that bothers them they have to make it like a full-fledged fight because they think that it'll make the show better but we're getting so off course and you know how I know they're doing a bad job when I think after last night the person who came out on top looking the best was Jen Cha after last well yeah after last night um first of all I agree I don't even know where I stand I'm so perpetually confused by the show and I think Meredith is who I root for the most because I think she has the most sense and also behaves in a way that's like less like a reality tv star and more just like i'm a person and you and you fucked with my family fuck off i don't care the fact that we're filming a show like that just is

never going to be forgiven sure we can like get in the hot tub and have a drink but i will never forget what you did and i feel like that's a very real human response. As opposed to, like, Lisa Barlow, who is a political housewife. Like, she will say and do. She's so fraudulent. But, like, I also kind of love her. But she will say and do anything to keep being on, to be relevant, to be on the show. But, like, that's what drives her.

So, and that's fine by me. But it just is. Actually, like, Jackie, I cannot listen to one more conversation of, like, theorizing why Meredith wasn't on the Sprinter van. Like, I don't understand why it's so difficult for all these women, who are all mothers, to understand why Meredith Marks just decided to take her own car as opposed to spending six hours in a van with Jen Shah. After all, and then we found out that the she hired a private investigator and the private investigator surmise that there's a 90 chance the

threats that the death threats that are going to meredith's house and to meredith's family are coming from jensha so after we know all of that they still don't understand why she didn't get in the van and they're pressing it so hard every meal they don't stop even though she's giving them the answer if only they pressed jensha like slightly about some of the accusations a percentage of what they they push on meredith for the reason she wasn't in the van which is not hard to understand no and even taking jen out of it like these girls are fucking annoying like yeah just who wants to be on a van with them for six hours who wants to be in a van with anyone for six hours when meredith had the option the first time she fly she flew private i think and when so mary flew private and then the second time they just flew why would anyone subject themselves to the van like the being in the van

is really not a part of the job like being on the trip is a part of job i'm surprised that meredith even stayed past the first night like she is being i would have left but sometimes like you need personal space and boundaries and it's like if i'm going to be trapped in a house with all of you people who are talking like just the most random shit about me for three days you know what i need mentally to prepare to get there and that includes not riding in the van nothing has ever made more sense than that to me and that the fact that they can't get over it is so annoying also like everyone was just annoyingly drunk at the dinner and so not making a lot of god oh my god it's infuriating you know what lisa barlow was right about one thing whitney heather bad weather the two of them together are atrocious literally and they think they're so funny and quirky and smart and right about

everything and that like everything they do is gonna go viral I've never found two housewives together more annoying in my life I agree and I never went from liking them so much to literally can't even listening to them they had a good first season it's Leah McSweeney syndrome and now they think they can do no wrong when they were laying in the bed like trying to avoid Meredith like no I can't like and meredith was totally right and lisa barlow's like kind of the queen of like going to people's rooms at night and like changing things yeah because i mean i i i understand the move it's like first of all she participated in an unsavory conversation about someone that she considers a friend she has a pit about it this is at the me giving her the benefit of the doubt yeah she has a pit about it and she wants to go and unburden herself and it's really like more so for her than for the other

person like she feels guilty and she needs to share others might think such as Whitney that she is going and you know you know showing herself in a good light admitting to her sins and throwing everyone else under the bus I think it's a mixture of both I think it's a mixture of both too I just felt like the whole episode, like everyone was being stupid. And honestly, there were so many cringy moments, mostly coming from Jenny. Like anytime she tries to like stand up

and like say something in someone's face, she like just doesn't, she doesn't do it justice. It's a flop. It's a flop. And like, she's just consistently on the wrong side of history, like consistently. And I think she's just trying to gauge and like, why is she having so many private conversations

with Jen Shaw? She doesn't even know her. I have no idea. And I think it must be trying to gauge and like why is she having so many private conversations with Jen Shaw she doesn't even know her I have no idea and I think it must be hard to be a new housewife and come onto this scene because the lines are so blurred of like who's friends with who who's loyal to who like you would have thought that like if Jenny's friends with Lisa that means Jenny's friends with Meredith but no because Lisa and Meredith can barely stand each other I don't know where they stand now to me that friendship like is a feels like a loss whenever anyone comes on the show Meredith whenever anyone comes on the show and they're friends for say minimum five years like have been actual friends before this and the show like finds a way to come between them or they they allow the show to come between them it does make me sad and so of course and I think that the

two of them I would like to see them get back to being like good friends who have each other's backs me too but like I don't know how honestly Meredith could like live with herself if she let Lisa back into her home after Lisa like so weirdly out of nowhere became best friends with Jen Shaw the second Jen Shaw started saying homophobic things about Meredith's son like I don't know Meredith doesn't seem like the type of girl who can get over that right and then next week um what she says about fucking half of New York right I Meredith Meredith doesn't forget no and I wouldn't either and it's annoying because I agree with you I really want to like Lisa and for me every I start to like her more when she's like a good friend to Meredith and it's like she's becoming a worse friend every episode yeah agreed and did you watch watch what happens

live last night no Lisa was on and I think like things between her and Meredith are strained but I do feel like she's trying to get back on Meredith's good side because all of the answers that she gave to stuff were like put Meredith in as like a flattering light light well she's also since the show has started airing she's been like very vocal on Watched Reppin' Live and just like podcasts and stuff that she's like anti-Jen Shah she can't be friends with someone who like committed these crimes but she's like acting very differently on the show she's just so fraudulent like I will never believe she'll say the sky is blue I'm like but but it's not yeah I just I'm like but what motivates you

to say that where are you coming from and she like what are you getting out of this and she says all the time she hates how everyone thinks she's like so calculating and manipulative and she's like really just like living her life which I want to believe but like I've been I've been misled yeah and then these people just like talk in circles around each other to the point that like I really don't care but like when at one point Jen said like that she really believes that Mary and Meredith in some way are connected to the FBI showing up at Beauty Lab like is the most nonsensical thing I've ever heard in my life and I can't believe that I'm spending

my time watching people on television who could actually deliberate who could believe something like that and even though we go to the reunion and andy doesn't immediately point out how moronic that is that like random citizens don't get nine-year investigations being put like if it's not squashed like i will be so annoyed if they treat it like an actual possibility like yes you can call a tip in on someone but it's just so stupid like i can't i can't The show's actually making me so frustrated. Yeah. No, it is. We've lost sight of, we've lost the thought.

And I was just like, how has this happened? It was like, it's so weird to me. It was nice to see, but it's also so weird that they, like, one, the night before, they could not even sit around a table and have a conversation. And then the next night, like, they are having the time of their lives. Sociopathic. I don't, I don't get it. Sociopathic.

I'm glad that they were able to mend fences and have a good time. But how, how is that possible? Sociopathic. It's crazy. I have no idea. That was one of the big big that always happens on trips you get a rough start you get the fight out and then like everyone comes together but like that was one of the biggest leaps I've ever seen yeah it was nuts it was not it was unnatural

yeah um so yeah like it's just chaos every episode and I'm actually not enjoying it which is annoying because this is supposed to be like the benchmark season of the franchise that'll give it like you know we'll be talking about this we will not be like these women have dropped the ball so hard they're not doing this storyline any justice and I can't period period um and then I finished watching Ted Lasso, which was so good. And yes, it still is this like happy, fun, go lucky show. But like there was some drama. And when I, so when I, spoiler alert, when I found out when Trent Crimm, who I love, The Independent, told Ted Lasso that, you know, Nate was his source, I like was gagged.

Like I was never been so shocked in my whole life and then I was able to kind of figure out that like he was definitely going to be the coach for Rupert's team so that like end thing didn't really surprise me but the end thing that's what I was saying when I was recapped it I was like the last second like even though it's not a cliffhanger show at all like it totally shocked me I thought the coach was going to turn around it's like this coach with gray hair so I thought he was going to turn around and have a great like just be a random guy with a gray mustache and be like fake fed faso right and when it was Nate I was shook to the core I was shook to my core but I had predicted it okay I had not predicted Nate

becoming like I knew he was like you know acting out blah blah blah and I thought like Ted you know was gonna give him one of his pep talks and put him back in his place. I did not expect this villain origin story from Nate. But you know what? I really kind of appreciated like how realistic like that's how people become monsters. Like you give them one ounce of kindness and they become monsters. Like it was just very accurate in my opinion. It was so sad to watch.

I don't think that happens all the time but it can happen and now looking back it's like all the signs were there and it started very slowly and even just the way he treated the guy who replaced him was that's how you know he was giving Tom bombs gams yes but then like even the spitting on the mirror is like his psychotic his power pose like the first time I saw it I was was like, oh, someone has to clean that up. And then it just became like extremely disrespectful that when he would do it like wherever he was. And it was just. It was shocking to see.

Yeah. So like I like that the show is kind of taking this turn now, but everyone's like evolving. I love that Roy Kent came back to coach. And Keely is starting her own PR firm. And Sam and Rebecca. That was shocking. When he was. Okay.

When she was like texting that guy on banter. And like she didn't know who he was. But obviously it was going to be someone we knew. Like obviously I thought it was Ted. Oh my God. Well first of all. You know that. So a few weeks

ago after I watched the movie love hard when I said that there should be a dating app that's no pictures and someone's people said that's a storyline on Ted Lasso so I was really excited to see how it played out in my version of the app you do have names and like of course uh you also can have like talk about your profession yeah you it's just no photos not everything else because then you get into a situation like that i thought ex-murderer no or like with someone that works for you and it's inappropriate so i did not think that they were going to go through with the relationship like because it really is crossing a lot of lines but i you know i want love for sam and i want love for rebecca and if they found it with each other

then then that works. And I think it just is proof that we need an app like this. A hundred percent. Yeah. So all in all, I really enjoy the show. There were two, and you were telling me this,

there were two episodes where like me and Ben, I would have finished the whole show on Saturday night, but I watched two such atrocious episodes in a row. Me and Ben were falling asleep. The first episode, which was like the, what's this coach's name? Beard?

Beard. Beard. The beard origin story, like where he like had that terrible night. And I don't know why they were like being really cryptic. Like I thought he was going to die. Did you? No, I don't remember what I thought. Because he was like so verklempt when he said goodbye to Ted at the stadium after losing to Man City. And he was like kind of like depressed. and like all this bad stuff kept happening to

him. I'm like, oh no, is he going to do something like bad? I don't know. And then nothing happened. So I was like, what the fuck was the point of this episode? The point of the episode was apparently they turned in 10 episodes to Apple TV and Apple TV said we need 12. So they stuck in two evergreen episodes, beard night the funeral and this and the funeral

which both of them if you take out don't change the storyline at all I wish someone had told me that I would have skipped them like they were so bad yeah they were they were especially the beard one especially the beard one yes um but the Christmas episode I don't know if that's season one or season two was probably my favorite like Christmas holiday episode of a TV show, like, in a really long time. Not only was it, like, giving you all the holiday feels, like, so sweet. The storyline about Roy Kent's niece who had bad breath, I swear to God, like, I actually, me and Ben, we could not breathe. Like, we had laughed so hard.

We rewinded a hundred times that, obviously iconic scene i think you might be dying so good like just pure comedy genius i enjoyed it so much yeah that is so funny but anyways so i was saying like i do feel like you know the show is very like light and happy-go-lucky but there are like darker elements at play and i don't know if it's just like our culture has a really um strange relationship to alcohol, but it does feel like everyone on the show has a drinking problem. Yes. And I don't know if they're going to address it or that's just like how we approach drinking

these days. Or it's like drinking in British culture because like the pubs and everything. Yeah. But I think it's all of us. Like I don't think it's a British thing. Like just every time there's like something stressful they're just like pounding beers like it's it's copious amounts of alcohol and and things in shows like everything is placed like for a reason like every number of

drinks like everything is intentional so i do feel like it's leading us to like someone here has a drinking like or but i also think that there's more than one every time rebecca takes a sip of champagne she downs the whole glass in one sip. Right. And that's not, like, healthy behavior. So I feel like there's more forces working at play here. I had thought in the beginning that, like, they're always showing Ted with alcohol. Like, Ted might struggle with alcohol down the line.

Yeah. I think so, too. Especially when he's, like, going through it. That's what he turns to. Which I think a lot of people, you know, when you're having a hard day or a rough time like yeah i'm gonna take the edge off but it seems more pointed than that on the show and i i feel like that's an intentional move yeah um so thank you for the recommendation i very much enjoyed it i'm so glad to hear it when have i ever led you astray um That show on Acorn.

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Penis? Okay, honestly, like maybe this is a hot take. I thought it was a really boring episode, even though like it had this moment in it that like we saw in the trailer a few weeks ago and people like the sound has been going viral on TikTok and they're just like waiting for the moment where Cassie says, I have never, ever been happier. And, like, we got it. And, like, it was just, like, it was a daydream.

Like, she didn't actually say that. You know, she just wished that she did, you know. Oh. So it was, like, kind of a boring episode. But we did get, like, a Cal Jacobs origin story, which obviously made him extremely sympathetic. Because you get this romance of, like, him and his best friend growing up who are both closeted and they have this like one night where they realize like they're both like in love with each other and it's like so cute then the next morning he finds out his girlfriend's pregnant and that girlfriend is actually his wife right now so

like it just we never got to see the Cal and Derek story and like we know why he's so evil not that it justifies any of his behavior but it was an interesting I like I liked going back in time to that little era of Cal and Derek I a ship um but back in like modern the present really nothing happened and there was like this weird editing slice of like Lexi's play I wasn't on board with it like I don't know I just maybe I'm spoiled because I binged it all at once. So I'm used to, like, things happening. And this is, like, two episodes in a row where, like, I really wouldn't say anything happened.

I think that's what's happening is you binge a show and then you have to get used to watching it episodically. And it changes things. Right. Because, like, I can tell you, you know, all of season one, like, all the things that happened. And now I'm just like, what the hell has even happened like what really happened this week you know Kat is you know having a hard time with her boyfriend um Nate brought Maddie flowers instead of Cassie the scenes of Cassie gua sha-ing and ice rolling and getting up at 4am to get ready for school because she wants to look cute for Nate for Nate. Like, that was funny. And she, like, keeps showing up, Jackie,

in, like, more and more crazy looks that, like, literally by the end of the week she looks like the school play is Oklahoma. And she, like, teased her hair so much they thought that she was auditioning for the play. Oh, that's funny. But, yeah, nothing, really nothing happened. So, like, except Rue once again just being dumb.

Like, so I told you, you know, she's struggling with addiction and, like, she was in recovery. Of course she's not anymore. And so not only is she, like, lying to everyone around her about being in recovery, she's now decided to start selling drugs, which is just obviously a dangerous, dumb thing to do. So, because she knows, like, it'll get her access to drugs she'll get herself free drugs and then she'll like money for drugs so i think in her head it makes a lot of sense and of course you know she's an addict so that's her only focus at the moment but she's just not being wise you know there's so much violence in euphoria and it's all around the drugs and she's next whoa that's a lot for the campers it's a lot for the campers and it really was not like a great episode so i'm gonna need something to happen like now

okay or you could batch save them and batch them i can't because if i scroll tiktok i get so many spoilers so like last night i was being such a loser like literally watching it 901 oh wow that's but are you not able to like mute you should be able to mute topics topics on tiktok you should that's actually a really good idea but they don't do that okay free idea tiktok if you're once again here at the morning toast just giving out free billion dollar i heard my tiktok is making a resurgence across okay i went on your tiktok like on friday and just watched every single one of your old videos you were so good like and your apartment has really good light.

So you were just like making premium. I, I mean, I said that you should get back on Tik TOK. I would enjoy that so much, but you won't, but it's, you need a hobby.

It was a moment in time. Okay. And you never loving it. I feel like if you have the app and went on and logged in, like you would see people are still commenting, like living for the content. That's so sweet. Yeah, it's hard to separate the like creating on TikTok

from scrolling on TikTok. And I think the scrolling on TikTok is what is really toxic and takes up like all of your time and your brain cells. And that's what I'm trying to avoid. But you also can't create on TikTok without scrolling and seeing what the trends are. And then you just like fall down the rabbit hole. So's all it's almost a cycle I couldn't just like

hop on there unless I was just posting like videos from AC's diary which works for us also works maybe she'll come back but right now her phone has been confiscated because she's been spending too much time on it yeah AC is grounded in a big way um and so am I because that's the end of our show yes and we love you guys thank you so much for listening to the Morning Chels and Millennium Morning Show where we deliver the best life stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube so if you're watching this on YouTube please feel free to subscribe

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