The Toast - S5 Ep21: Covid Aladeen: Friday, February 4th, 2022
Episode Date: February 4, 2022Kanye West: My daughter North is on TikTok against my will (Page Six) (11:18) Khloe Kardashian Denies Dating Too Hot to Handle's Harry Jowsey: 'Absolutely Not True' (PEOPLE) (17:17) Dako...ta Johnson in talks to star in 'Spider-Man' spinoff 'Madame Web' (NY Post) (26:16) David Beckham Reveals the 'Same Thing' Wife Victoria Has Eaten for the Last 25 Years (PEOPLE) (32:03) Opening Ceremony of the 2022 Winter Olympics (NBC) (37:08) The Tinder Swindler Recap (45:57) Taken at Birth Recap (49:39) Special Guests: Loud Luxury, Bacardí Party Tour (53:50) The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, Millennials! Happy Friday! Hey, Claude, you want to bring us into today's episode with song?
Yes, I do, you guys! It is Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday!
Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend! Friday, Friday, getting down on Friday.
Wow, it's Friday, you guys.
We fucking did it.
We did it.
It's just so exciting that it's Friday, honestly.
It's another gloomy day here in New York, which made waking up really difficult.
And it was made easier knowing that we have two days of alarm-free living coming up.
And isn't that something?
It's really rainy here in Pennsylvania, too too but it's a mood for sure and we're just rolling into
the weekend you guys like we're feeling blessed we're feeling de-stressed how are you feeling
Jackie another day another LC update I am feeling okay like I'm really starting to you know be at
my wits end right down and the mornings are when I'm feeling my best and if I'm really starting to, you know, be at my wits end here. Break down. And the mornings are when I'm feeling my best.
And if I'm coming on here saying like, I don't know, then I can't even imagine what the afternoon has in store for me.
The evenings are just like so uncomfortable.
I can't even.
Like I just, I can't.
I'm so sorry.
You're so close to the end.
I know.
Your maternity leave starts at the end of next week
we're here we're supporting you if you need to take a day off you let me know I'll just talk to
myself for an hour I think people will just love that um but we're so proud of you we're so proud
of you thank you thank you no but doing the show really like gets my spirits up and it's nice to
like have something have some purpose so um I just need to shake off these like cobwebs
I mean like my neck is kind of just everything fucking hurts and it's all coming down at once
and it's just really really crazy and then like the my sleep is getting worse which is affecting
my mornings which were my best part of day when you like walk around your house and like go pee
and stuff do you think like oh my god my water could break at any moment I don't think you're
there yet are you I don't think I don't feel like I'm there yet and people say um the
baby drops like lower into your belly before it's time to get ready and I don't know that baby has
dropped okay I don't feel like I feel like I would know and I don't think that he has so I think you
would know for sure so I think I'm not worried necessarily about that but when I'm walking around my apartment I'm just like waddling like it's so cliche the way that you move around like hands on belly hands on
back just like from side to side like a big big old lady you're a big woman and we're so excited
for you like this is just the first toast baby like that that is so crazy. It's so crazy.
Can I ask you a question?
Me?
Yeah.
When are you going home and what are you doing this weekend?
I don't know.
You don't have shows this weekend, right?
No, next weekend.
So like that's why I've just really been like taking it easy.
Ben is away.
Ben was in Florida working and I was on a golf trip with his friends.
So I would have been home alone all week, which, you fucking hate right right no no and you know I fully endorsed your
decision to make a week of it I'm just like wondering uh when you come home well I'll probably
come home after the weekend because I have a lot of stuff to do next week and we have an amazing
guest coming in studio next week so I have to get back to the real world yeah you're sadly not going to be there
I'm not going to be there but I think I'll just submit like a list of questions and you can just
like say these come from Jackie please yes okay cool no problem I have such FOMO I know so I do
have to come back next week so I'm going to spend the weekend no plans yet but I'm sure it'll be a
grand old time and then I'll officially be back
in the real world but I don't know um that's the remote podcast life you could do it from anywhere
a farm I'm not complaining and because you have no clothes like we're getting skeletons every day
I have no clothing because I was literally supposed to leave my house on Thursday
do shows Thursday Friday which requires no clothing just like my costume and then come home like Saturday or Sunday. And that was a week ago. So thank God I brought Spooky
Scary and thank God Brian has a premium washing machine. I have been washing them almost every
day, which pains me because the more I wash it, the more disintegrated these cheap Target pajamas
come and I cannot find another pair for the life of me. So it pains me to throw them in the wash,
but like I'm walking around the farm, there's horses like I got it. I got to wash them.
Yeah, you do. But I understand fully. I also wanted to give an update because I said yesterday
on the show that I don't think that there's anyone out there who's read every single Redheads book
and listen to every single episode. And I offended an entire community.
No, I was really overwhelmed and like flooded with responses of people saying no
I am the person I have done every single book every single episode and there were so many more
people than I would have expected I would have thought like one two maybe three but like I got
dms to my personal account I got dms to the redheads account so I'm just like so honored
that 28 books 28 episodes you guys are riding with us I literally told you I just I couldn't believe
it's a lot it's a lot of homework of course but that's what I've been trying to tell you like
the redheads can't be stopped they can't be stopped and I actually gave you a book suggestion
um last night red white and royal blue It was our second ever Redheads book.
And the crew didn't love it, but I think that you would.
And I think you should read it next.
And then you can listen to the episode.
My next challenge, not challenge, but my next thing on my to-do list
is to watch the Hating Game movie.
Because people actually said it was really good,
even though when I was reading the book,
I couldn't see Lucy Hale being played as Lucy which is just weird um I don't know who the man is but
like I just wasn't getting Lucy vibes from Lucy got it interesting you've been watching a lot of
TV yeah like no shade so I want to do a TV recap okay no literally like I and for me it's nice that
I can watch a lot of TV and not feel like a piece of shit because
it's literally my job.
Like, I have a full TV recap planned for today about two of the craziest documentaries I
watched last night.
One of them is trending right now, the Tinder swindler.
Have you heard of it?
I've heard of it and it looks good.
So you'll share with us.
I mean, it was painful because this man was like so evil and like Jewish and I was like,
and he was making his like fake names so Jewish.
And I'm like, we have our own problems.
Like, stop.
Like, seriously, it was painful.
It was painful, that part.
But it was really good, basically.
And I'll do a whole recap.
But he ran like a $10 million Ponzi scheme through Tinder.
Like, it was so crazy.
Oh my gosh, okay.
Yeah.
And then the second thing I watched was Taken at Birth, which I haven't finished yet.
Like we were, our eyes were like closing, but we needed to finish.
So we still have like an hour left.
It's a six hour documentary.
It is the most fucked up.
It's like Three Identical Strangers, but on like a huge scale.
Taken at Birth by who?
Dr. Hicks.
Where is he taking them?
So he ran a clinic in Georgia in the in the 60s and it all happened so long
ago they're having so much hard like such a hard time finding information he ran a clinic in the
60s that was known for doing illegal abortions in like a safe way and he then turned that into
running like an enormous adoption ring like selling babies out the back door for a thousand dollars
oh wow that sounds over 200 babies well i'm not going to
watch that at the current junction but it sounds interesting no no no no so i want to talk about
both of those in the tv recap um and then we have a special guest at the end of the episode and we've
got the fast five so it's going to be a gorgeous friday yeah a gorgeous friday and i feel like a
lot of the stories are just like tying up loose ends from the week and then we can embark on the weekend like feeling like we can put this week behind us
we've had answers to some of the bigger questions that have been asked this week as you shall see
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Okay, first story,
some breaking-ish news from Kanye
because he's taking to Instagram
to really ask for help here he
posted a screenshot of north tiktok and said since this is my first divorce i need to know
what i should do about my daughter being put on tiktok against my will i mean i don't think
promoting her account is is helping gonna help no but this is definitely something that comes up in divorce proceedings like we see on you know uh housewives all the time like when
two people get divorced and then it means that the kids can't film um this is a really interesting
subject i agree it's drawing more attention to it right now and like we know how north loves
her tiktok so that's kind of a bummer she's not not being forced on TikTok against her will. Literally, North is forcing Kim against her will to make a TikTok.
No, but she's on TikTok against Kanye's will.
Like, Kanye doesn't approve.
Not against her own will.
I just think that's kind of hypocritical.
Like, he doesn't want...
Okay, I would understand if, like, he was always keeping North in the dark, not in the public.
But, like, didn't he literally have her perform at his enormous Fashion Week show?
Like, so just because it's not your idea like you're unhappy with it
he exploits north all the time not in a bad way like points are being made why tiktok why is tiktok
different from all other platforms i don't know he'll have to explain himself for that because
that is a good point because ultimately i kind of kind of, I feel this a little bit. I mean, I just think kids are on these platforms too young in general.
I agree.
I also think that going, taking to Instagram to share your qualms is not the place to do it.
But I also agree with you that North has very much been on a bigger platform,
under bigger spotlights, thanks to Kanye.
And that was okay with him.
So it's a little hypocritical.
Yeah.
And also, like, things like this just it's a little hypocritical. Yeah, and also like things like this
just give me a pit in my stomach
because whenever Kanye is like publicly feuding
on social media with his family in the past,
it's just correlated to, you know,
some of his mental health struggles.
And I hope that's not what's going on here,
but it just does give me like reminiscent of,
you know, his Twitter rants,
which we know was like a really negative headspace for him.
So I hope that they can work it out privately and that this doesn't mean Kanye is, you know,
struggling again.
Yeah, but he said this a few weeks ago also.
I think when he was making those videos in the car on the way to the birthday party,
like he's been saying he doesn't like North on TikTok.
No, and I believe that.
But like handle it.
You telling us about it is not going to help your cause. There's nothing we can do. And he needs to believe that, but like handle it. You telling us about it
is not going to help your cause.
No.
There's nothing we can do.
And he needs to take it up
with the boss herself, North.
Chris.
No, North is in charge
of North's destiny.
And if he is having an issue,
he needs to talk to North.
And I really believe
this is one of North's
passion projects.
And as someone who's like
a firm believer
in following your passions
and, you know,
following through on your passion projects, I do support's like a firm believer in following your passions and you know following through on your passion projects I do support like I do believe North she wakes up every
day and can't she can't wait to make a TikTok like it makes her so happy I really think that
so she's gonna have to explain that to him I think she's the only one who could really get
through to him and be like dad I love the talk the talk life is the best life it is the best life I
agree with you North
and I understand and if someone was trying to take away my TikTok privileges like they'd have
to fight me for it so I'd fully support North in her passion projects and I fully support Kanye
and his wanting limitations for TikTok of course so do I but like really handling it like makes me
feel like he's not serious because he's posting it on Instagram agreed I don't like the way he's
handling it but the message itself, I think, has merit.
I think this is probably something that a lot of parents, like, this might be relatable
for a lot of parents of, you know, eight-year-old girls.
Yeah.
I mean, that's, like, something that when I think about in the future, like, having
to, like, talk to my kids about social media.
Like, I'm going to be, even though it's, like, so hypocritical because it's literally
my whole job, like, my children will not have access to social media.
Like, after I saw the social dilemma and, like, what it's doing to hypocritical because it's literally my whole job. Like my children will not have access to social media. Like after I saw the social dilemma and like what it's doing to the
minds and mental health of our young girls, like I will literally, and I say that now, but then like
once they're going to start crying, I just throw them the phone. Like that's definitely something
I think about a lot. Like how am I going to have that conversation? And like what are my parenting
rules going to be as it pertains to social media? And is that immensely hypocritical of me?
Here's the thing. It sounds hypocritical because like your whole life is social media and like you've made your
career and you're living with social media but I think the more invested in social media you are
like the more aware you are of all of the negative consequences as opposed to someone who just like
it partakes just for fun and when they feel like it so I actually think that most people including
like celebrities, influencers,
like they have seen the darkest sides of social media. So they are the most equipped, wary of
letting their kids use it. That's actually a really good point. But like, I think about that
a lot and I'm not even a mother. Yeah, no, it's scary out there. And it's also like every day, every week,
every month, like it's degenerating further. Like we're not trending in an upward. It gets
worse and worse. We're not trending in an upwards positive direction with the social
media comments and behaviors. No, it's not a it's not linear progress. No, it's dissension.
D-linear. D-linear. Thank you. Is that the right word? I don't know. I like literally
got wordle in two tries today so I think I'm like an actual wordsmith. Oh my god. So I shared my
wordle yesterday. First of all I just want to let everyone know I did not guess shart. Okay.
And I couldn't. Oh by the way it took everything inside me not to guess shart yesterday. Okay
because I couldn't share like I posted my
experience on wordle but I couldn't share about the sharp because I didn't want to give anything
away now that it's a new day I need to let you know like I did not guess shart but I had s-h-a-r
for four tries before I got it I had share I had shark I had sharp and then it was shard
but I like that's not even a word like that was the most annoying word they
could have chosen I know but I just didn't want to be associated with the shard so no but you are
it's too late I had to clear my name okay are you ready for our next story a follow-up to
yesterday's story our little bubble of joy is over because Khloe Kardashian is denying dating Harry Jowsey
I mean she definitely left it open to interpretation when she wrote in caps
absolutely not true you know I'm not sure where we landed where we netted on all of this it's
still possible yeah I think that they're probably it's like early days for sure but you know what's
so funny is like Harry Jowsey's such like a fuck boy like living for the attention.
He had posted a photo dump like of his week and buried in the middle was this photo of like his he's sitting in the driver's seat and then the passenger seat there's all these
flowers and it's like a really nice car.
So the Dumont tip said flowers and Bentley and he literally put up a photo of what appears
to be flowers and a Bentley.
So he was obviously like pulled that from Pinterest and just like was trying to.
Like he's living for it kind of reminds me of when like Jeffree Star Jeffree Star was like I'm going to Sunday service that was funny yeah that was really funny I mean this was fun while
it lasted also I got some DMs that Harry Jowsey had been linked in the past to larsa yes okay and they actually spoke about it on what tv show was it it was love
is blind oh oh wait no that was okay never mind um yeah no it was larsa okay on like the love is
blind reunion do you remember damien who was engaged to giannina yeah he had paparazzi pictures i think
with larsa and it became like a whole thing with francesca oh yeah yeah okay i'm getting my my
reality stars confused but yes he had been linked but i think they just like went to dinner and he
like helped her to her car and the paparazzi were outside like i don't think it was a thing
i don't know i could ship that too now that I'm a large to stand yeah I mean literally the one
and only um so yes this is not true our heart is breaking but you know what what you said yesterday
is entirely possible maybe this is their meet cute yeah maybe this is their meet cute just like a
Hallmark movie and I so I would say on this like there, there's definitely a chance. You know?
Yeah.
No, I don't know if I would say that, but I think there's a chance that they just met yesterday.
Like, you see this crazy rumor about us?
Yeah.
We should get drinks and talk about it, you know?
Yeah.
Talk it through.
For sure.
Thinking it through.
That is so funny.
Well, you know, it was fun while it lasted.
And to whoever made it up and submitted it, like, that's just really fun and i i believe it's harmless gossip i mean i hope i did it didn't
cause any harm to anyone i can't imagine how it would have but um it was just like a fun thing
for us to all experience i was thinking about that yesterday like the person who actually pulled this
rumor out of their ass and decided to like just fuck with everyone obviously didn't think it would become
like as big of a thing
like to the point where Khloe's responding.
Nobody thought that
and she's probably like either
hysterically laughing in her bedroom
or like freaking out
that people are going to find out that it was her
and she started this.
I think that she is working on her next rumor
and it's not going to be as good
and she's going to get herself into trouble.
So if you're listening to this
I would say quit while you're ahead.'ve had success here don't keep going because
usually it doesn't end up like this and people get big mad well she's a powerful woman so if
she is listening to this like I wouldn't mind you starting a harmless rumor about me like here's
some here's some suggestions okay Claudia Autry you know and Ben Soffer add third to their
relationship John Mayer confirms something like that okay love it I could believe it I I don't that's all that's the only one that's the
one I want out there okay maybe I'll do it I could believe it too yeah I don't give a fuck I'll do it
that's like the most niche movie reference that like only our family like giggles at and I bet
okay does anyone in the world know what this is from I'll do it I don't give a fuck I'll do it It's like the most niche movie reference that like only our family like giggles at. And I bet. Okay.
Does anyone in the world know what this is from?
I'll do it.
I don't give a fuck.
I'll do it.
No, because it's literally the most random moment in Borat from like 15 years ago when
he gets in like this RV with a bunch of college kids.
Like a bunch of crazy people.
Yeah.
I'll do it.
I don't give a fuck.
I'll do it.
Yeah.
I'll do it.
I don't give a fuck.
I'll do it.
I feel like we say it a lot on the toes, but we've actually never, like, explained what it's from.
It's from Borat, and it's, like, literally the most unremarkable scene. And I don't know why, like, as a family, we, like, we're just very impacted by that quote.
And we use it all the time.
It's so funny.
And I think it's also a great moment
to like have a Borat appreciation moment.
If you're looking for a great movie to watch this weekend,
add it to your list.
Yeah, if you're looking for a great
Sacha Baron Cohen movie to watch,
I would suggest, which one is Aladin?
The Dictator.
That's my favorite one.
Yeah, that one is so good.
And also, oh my God.
So you know how we always say every time,
and this is like another family random joke that we always say like when we take a covid test
and it's um negative we say positive negative we say we're covid aladdin and i was actually
talking to someone and i said it i was like oh my god aladdin and they were like someone said that
to me and i didn't know what it meant. And so someone else is going around saying COVID Aladin also.
But you only say it when you're negative, even though it means positive and negative.
You only say when you're negative because if you're obviously COVID positive, you're not making a joke about it.
So for those who don't know what Aladin is, it's from the movie The Dictator.
Basically, Sacha Baron Cohen plays a dictator where he just like changes all the rules in his country and he makes his last name aladdin mean like 50 different things so it means positive it means negative so they cut to
this guy at a clinic getting tested for stds he's like sir your test was aladdin yay no
it's such a good movie such a good movie definitely watch it i hope everyone is
covid aladdin this weekend and then also the
theme song of the movie is it's the motherfucking d-o-double-g aladdin motherfucker so good
maybe you should have a sasha baron coven cohen watch weekend sasha baron covid
well actually everything he does is so funny but do you know that he has I actually
never saw it um he has like a serious role it's a short series about um the spy yeah is that what
it's called yeah I saw it I heard it was amazing oh you did amazing yeah it's amazing it's a lot
but you should watch it it's so good good. Yeah, I always think, like, I need to watch that.
Yeah, you definitely should.
Add it to the Sasha Baron Cohen marathon weekend.
Okay.
Not to be annoying, but you know I met Sasha Baron Cohen once.
And how did that go?
I've never actually in my life been so starstruck.
Like, I just stood there.
I didn't even – honestly, met is a strong word because, like,
we were in a circle of people and everyone was talking,
and I was just, like, sitting there because i was like nervous
that's how meets usually go it was really overwhelming like i had a whole speech like
my jewish king but i didn't no no he doesn't want to hear it not at all
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usually drawn as an old woman who is blind and paralyzed she's essentially surrounded by web-like
machinery to help her light live and stay safe okay i don't know what i'm feeling all over the
place i think the concept of like a female spider-man is great love it yeah um especially
one that's like based in something that comes from the comics, not just like we're going to make a spider woman.
Yeah. No, totally. That's like offensive to women.
The thing with Dakota Johnson is like I like want to hate her because she's like really the face of nepotism.
Like she got a lead role in an enormous franchise and I don't think she'd ever acted a day in her life.
Like it's the most shocking nepotistic. Both of her parents are famous.
But for some reason it doesn't bother me because she's like kind of a queen. She's like so beautiful
and funny. And she was the queen who really unraveled the Ellen story. And so for that,
I feel like we just have to support this project. Yeah, I feel like I don't have strong feelings one
way or the other, but I do feel like recently her um modern family
relationship with Gwyneth and Chris and everything just like really reflects positively on her as a
person I think it's like a really hard situation to come into and Gwyneth had just just posted like
this week how much she loves Dakota yeah no by the way I completely agree with you but I think it
says a lot about Gwyneth oh well of course but we already knew that she's like a modern queen.
For me, like if Gwyneth gives her stamp of approval to anyone, especially someone who's dating the father of her children, like this person must be exceptional.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
And because we already know that Gwyneth is exceptional.
And it's like, you know, most people, I don't know if they are.
Is it the person who's like not welcoming the new person into the family or is it
the new person that's coming into the family like it depends most of the time it depends on the
circumstances i'm sure we can do a deer toasters with both you know yeah and i'm sure it's also
like a little bit of both like nobody's perfect so maybe like your idiosyncrasies just like totally
clash with the other person's flaws as well yeah i. I mean, I don't know if I could see
Dakota Johnson playing a superhero, but maybe she's a versatile actress and we don't know.
How to Be Single was a great movie. Right. That's funny that you think of How to Be Single. I'm only
thinking of Fifty Shades, but I only saw the first one. I've never seen. That movie was plagued by
the fact that the two of them had absolutely no chemistry. No chemistry. If anything, they had
the opposite of chemistry. They had beef and And that really just pops off the screen.
You know, the thing is, we talk about this all the time, like what it takes to make a
great franchise.
And Twilight being, you know, the perfect example of two people who were deeply in love.
And that chemistry translated so much on screen.
It can have the opposite effect.
I mean, Kissing Booth 2 and 3, Jacob Elordi and Joey King couldn't even stand each other.
And the movies flopped for a reason. Yeah. And and also I don't want to spoil it for you because
I don't know if you will be watching Victoria ever I will it's actually not a spoiler but I
mean you know who Victoria marries no thank you for asking that's the thing about historical
movies like okay we watch the Irishman spoiler alert if you've never seen it there's some
character Jimmy Hoffa and Olivia
blurts out oh I wonder who ends up murdering Jimmy Hoffa I'm like what Jimmy Hoffa dies and she's
like he's a real character you didn't know that she was being like a an intellectual snob so I
think that like this whole thing about spoiler alerts and real move like real historical there's
a gray area because not everyone knows who Victoria married and who the fuck Jimmy Hoffa was.
Okay.
So I won't give a spoiler on what happened and who Victoria chooses.
But the person that she chooses and that plays out in the show, the entire time they're filming the show, like the two of them are very much dating in real life, Jenna Coleman and the actor.
Love that.
And like you can feel it come off the screen.
Like you really, really can.
And so then they broke up recently, which is just, like, so sad.
And Victoria season four, there's been, like, whispers, and it's been delayed and everything.
But in the time that, you know, they haven't gotten their shit together, like, Jenna Coleman was spotted leaving his townhouse.
Oh.
And so maybe, maybe everything will be okay for season four if we didn't get a season four.
Which, you know, because I like it and I found it it won't happen it's a goner finished um also most recently
broke the box office spider-man tom holland and zendaya being a couple couldn't hurt i mean i
didn't see it but i imagine the chemistry was palpable palpable agreed so so if you want a
successful franchise fall in love with your crow star yeah but you can't like
fake that that's the thing hollywood can fake a lot of stuff no i think that's the je ne sais quoi
that's it factor sauce yeah and they they can do all their cgi they can like make shit happen
but they can't fake love and i think that's the moral of the story. And you know what's so great like
about Twilight even though you know Robert and Kristen are long over. She was not recently but
a couple years after the breakup she did a really in-depth Howard Stern interview and there was a
lot of speculation because it was like so perfect. You know this huge franchise two people fall in
love. She was like no no no like it was full and now she's recently come out as gay. So I think a
lot of people question the relationship and she said in recently come out as gay so I think a lot of people
question the relationship and she said in no way was any of it for press none of it was fake like
we were so in love it's a great interview she does with Howard Stern and just to hear that as
like a twilight stand like it brought tears to my eyes like I got misty eyed that's so beautiful
gorgeous I think that's a perfect segue to our next story, which is about another
iconic couple. And David Beckham is kind of like spilling the tea on his wife and saying that she's
eaten the same thing for the last 25 years. And of course, like I was like, click. Oh, I believe it.
What is she eating? Okay. While appearing on the latest episode of River Cafe Table 4 podcast,
David Beckham revealed the meal his wife has eaten since they met in the late
1990s. He said, I get quite emotional about food and wine when I'm eating something great. I want
everyone to try it. Unfortunately, I'm married to someone that has eaten the same thing for the last
25 years. Since I met Victoria, she only eats grilled fish and steamed vegetables. She will
very rarely deviate away from that. He said the only time she probably
ever shared something that's been on my plate was actually when she was pregnant with our daughter,
Harper. And it was the most amazing thing. I feel like this is you and Ben.
I was just like, not to make everything about me, but like reading this and I said, Ben easily could
have written this only because I know it's actually really hard for Ben. He's such a foodie.
And when he goes out, he'll order three things, not because he wants to eat three things,
but he wants to try. And if he had a partner who could, you know, split an appetizer or two,
like it would change his life, but he doesn't have that. So we literally pay for a meal for
like four people because I get the same thing every time I go to a restaurant and I look at
the menu, I find either the salmon or the chicken. Like's I will never ever deviate from that it's just who I am like I'm a creature of habit Ben has never
ordered the same thing twice even if we go to the same restaurant two nights in a row he'll get
different things yeah it really is such a shame because they do say opposites attract and I'm
sure on some level like you know subconsciously that's what makes you guys work is that you're
so different but what about the convenience of like he could order three things that he wants to try and then you could also
order things like three things you want to try and then we tried six things where does that account
attract our food and beverage bills would be half the price if we could share like we just
i don't even know the only thing we really share is like a of french fries. And I don't even like to share those.
Like, they're mine.
We get two.
Yeah, and, like, he, like, loves going to new restaurants and trying, like, you know.
Hate.
So, like, who?
Hate.
And now that I think about it, like, he's, oh, you're never going.
When he's going omakase, like, you're never there.
No, like, if me and Ben go out to dinner, I go to same four restaurants like i love sierra bond i like kaima i like um like gemma seraphina there's like five
restaurants i'll go to and they're not even like the best restaurants in the city they just have
shit there that i like and i get the same thing every time we couldn't be more different and i
know it actually like it plagues ben that's so unfortunate logistically but that's why he has
so many friends that want to share appetizers with him he has so many friends and now like
knowing victoria and david beckham who have really stood every test in hollywood stood the test of
time 25 years happily married there might be something to this and maybe it's just like the
fact that you have your own things like maybe if if you guys were too similar, you know, then you would fight over what you what
you would want to order and try.
You would also like fight over like what was the best thing.
Now, like you each have your own thing.
Right.
He can tell you what the best thing on the menu was and you just believe him.
Well, we order in a lot, especially, you know, since the pandemic started, like even more.
And if it were up to me, I would order the same thing every night.
I get chicken teriyaki from Sushi Seki. like it is my absolute I could eat it till I die and every time I come
home Ben's like what do you want to order I'm like Seki and it like pains him because he's eating the
same thing multiple times a week and I actually got a notification from Uber Eats that I'm in like
the top 0.01% of people who order from Sushi Seki and do you know how many times I've ordered from Sushi Seki in the last year and this was like a couple weeks ago how many a hundred I've been
getting those isn't that crazy that's crazy I got I get a lot of those badges these days of like I'm
in the top five percent of customers every restaurant I order from they're like you're in
the top five percent of customers I'm like what's everyone else doing then? Where are you going? 100%. They're leaving their house.
Some places I do order from a lot,
but sometimes I'm just like, you know,
once every few weeks.
And yeah, I guess they are leaving their house,
but nothing is more embarrassing
than getting those badges.
I don't know if Uber Eats and Postmates
like put them there as a point of pride,
but it's humiliating.
Humiliating to know that I'm in the top one percent of people
who order bagels from this bagel place when I saw three digits of the amount of times that I've
ordered from sushi I wanted to literally die and it definitely you know what it's not good business
it's not good business because every time I thought about ordering food I was like you know
what I'll just go pick something up because I couldn't stand the shame of my uber eats app so they should really stop yeah agreed on that note are you ready for our
fifth and final story I'm not gonna sing yeah I'm fine please sing everyone wants you to sing it's
it's Friday they don't want you to sing Jackie do you know what I did yesterday what did you do
I read some recent podcast reviews okay oh I read some to the other
day there was one that really bothered me there was one that bothered me too but I can't remember
mine was yours did they recently start doubling up how many ads they do it's literally the whole
show I'm like okay so we do a 60 minute episode we do three maybe four ads one minute each so
four minutes out of 60 is the whole show wench and this is a business bitch like we have shit to do wench wait i'm dying
such a wenchy comment you guys i'm going to give you a little like uh trick of the trade for
podcasts pretty much for every 15 minutes is one ad so if we're doing an hour show that's four ads
and so we're not doing any more or less ads than we're supposed to be
doing I don't really want okay I just pulled up um oh my god I'm not even gonna look quickly I
can't remember what it was I hurt my feelings I can't remember what it was that hurt my feelings
but um and there were a lot of negative ones but sometimes they don't hurt I'm like okay
that's your opinion cool yeah there was just like something that um I think I know what it was
because I saw it too
was it like really complimentary to me and like really nasty to you what was the nastiness to me
it was just like Claudia is a born entertainer which was so nice oh no I haven't seen this
oh and then it was like and Jackie's just like monotone and she ends every sentence with a g
I don't even know what that meant with a g okay now i'll have to look out for that no that wasn't
that wasn't even it well what actually there was like two that actually really bothered me because
i guess some people didn't like what we had to say about jenny when and they were like okay well if
this was about the jewish community you know they only care about things that relate to them and
then it's like literally the next week we had a whole segment on whoopi goldberg's anti-semitism
and i think we literally gave the same amount.
We literally said the same thing to Jenny that we said about.
It's the same principle.
And because we are principled people.
That's what's nice about having principles.
You can just apply them to everything and you'll be consistent.
I saw those comments on the Jenny Wen episode and I was just like, is this your first time
listening?
Because when have we ever gone harder against someone if anything I feel like we're more forgiving when someone insults
the Jewish community because we just like don't want to believe that like people have hate that
amount of hate in their hearts you know and I really feel like I'm extremely inconsistent in
most facets of my life like I'm extremely hypocritical um but I actually feel like when
we talk about cancel culture I feel like I'm very equal when it's like a community that I'm extremely hypocritical. But I actually feel like when we talk about cancel culture, I feel like I'm very equal
when it's like a community that I'm a part of or a community that I'm not a part of.
That's like something I actually like to pride myself on.
So I didn't appreciate that.
And I'm never reading podcast reviews again.
Yeah.
Well, I just like scroll down to some and now I'll try and find the one that just don't
do it.
No, Jackie, you're pregnant and you need to protect your aura and your energy.
And seriously, I'll kill you if you do it okay okay great but there's like
whatever sometimes there's something in there I'm like you know what that's actually some pretty good
feedback of course I'll incorporate that it's important to know like sometimes people actually
do give critical feedback like in a helpful nice way and they don't give you one star they're like
I love this show four stars but could you just do this thank you yeah agreed agreed okay are you ready for our fifth and final story now
which you're not going to sing because you've been because I've been silenced you've been silenced
well it's about the winter olympics which kicked off last night opening ceremonies of the 2022
winter olympics today is our first day of activities.
They are taking place in Beijing,
which is 13 hours ahead of the East Coast.
So it's like very, you know, there's the live,
but then there's also going to be primetime
and it's going to be confusing
because did the opening ceremonies aired last night?
I don't know.
Brian didn't want to watch it.
We were like stuck in this documentary
that I'm going to talk about in five minutes.
I did not see one thing.
Where's the support?
About anyone watching the opening. Where's the opening?
I have no idea.
Yeah, no.
I thought the same thing.
There's like very little energy being put towards.
I think it's because it's like controversial.
Well, here.
No, here.
Yes, it is controversial.
But also the opening ceremony will air in primetime tonight.
Oh, okay.
Good.
So you didn't miss anything.
It already happened.
Okay.
Yeah. And I was thinking, why would it premiere on a Thursday? That's just like not good television. will air in primetime tonight. Oh, okay, good. So you didn't miss anything. Okay, yeah.
And I was thinking, why would it premiere on a Thursday?
That's just like not good television.
That's not the show business.
If you're looking for premium coverage of the Olympics,
I highly suggest following Leslie Jones on all social media platforms.
She watches every single minute of it
and she records herself and her reactions.
And seriously, the fact that NBC hasn't hired her
like in official capacity as an Olympic correspondent is devastating because she's so funny. It's like my favorite thing
to watch. And as far as I know, she's literally the only person talking about it. Yeah, but there
hasn't been much to talk about yet. But today we will have activities starting at 12 noon Eastern
time. But then the opening ceremony will air tonight. So it's just it's confusing all over
the place very much
so okay well that's very exciting there's also a historic um moment happening for israel the first
modern orthodox woman is an olympian and she is competing so i just you want to see um that's as
far as i know okay i only read the headline we'll have to watch the opening ceremony to find out
yeah very exciting so i I love the Olympics.
I will be tuning in.
But I do agree.
There's like a lack of energy, a lack of momentum,
lack of spirit for the Winter Olympics.
And I just think the Winter Olympians deserve more.
It's also Sean White's last Olympics.
Like there's a lot.
It's a historic season.
Oh, wow.
He's, oh, I didn't realize that he was.
Retiring.
Competing.
I thought he was going to be like broadcasting.
No, I think, you know, let me just double check my facts because, you know, I like to
make things up.
No, you sound right.
He's like still does his thing.
He's so cute.
You know, he's dating Nina Dobrev.
Of course I know.
Ship so hard.
Sean White on 22 Winter Olympics.
It's tough to say goodbye.
So yeah, I think this is his last one.
Very cool.
And him and Nina Dobbe are actually extremely cute.
Extremely.
I'm happy for them.
Me too.
Okay, well, those are the past five stories.
I feel as though you needed to know them.
And now Claudia is going to share everything that she's been watching.
Before you do, let me just say I started season five of Poldark.
I finished with my break.
I know how you love when I talk about Poldark, Claudia.
You're just like, what did Ross do? What did demelza say can i tell you something yeah i have literally no idea what
poldark is like you keep talking about it i'm like it took me a while to figure out it was a tv show
like i'm seriously like i'm so confused every time you talk about it okay it is a tv show it's a
period piece it is set now where it's 1800 in London um they do live in Cornwall most of the
time and it's just they don't live in Elyria they know but of course that's what I was thinking
it's just a historical fiction television show what channel on Amazon Prime there's five seasons
and if you're into that sort of thing like it is a really good show it has really good moments but
it's also incredibly frustrating and so I watched four seasons and I needed a
break from it from Ross Poldark and his antics. I just came back for season five because I just
want to close the book on it. Season five is somehow even more frustrating than all of the
other seasons. So I just need to plow through and get to the end because they're really just
like driving the show into the ground, no offense.
The tea, the shade.
Yeah, but I would still like recommend it if you're into that sort of thing.
But this is what happens with all television shows, you know.
There's only so much you can do.
And it's like you don't want to cause too much strife and controversy within the show because then like your faves might get broken up.
And like I don't want to see that for Ross and Demelza.
I do ships.
So it is what it is, but it's also very frustrating.
So I will finish that this weekend.
I'm actually really excited to start Real Houses of Miami now
that I am like a Larsa Stan.
I'm going to make an Instagram fan account.
Stop.
Larsa Stan for life.
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And I told you it's this man who literally used Tinder in Europe to do a Ponzi scheme of over $10 million.
He told everyone he was like the son of this really rich Israeli guy.
So he took his name.
But the guy had no sons.
So like literally these girls who he was meeting them on Tinder took them on a private jet their first date.
And it turned out like with every girl he was like swindling, he was using money from a previous girl. So he would get in relationships with them,
buy them everything they want. And then the money runs out and he's like, oh my God,
all my diamond, he's in the diamond business. All my diamond enemies are onto me. They're
trying to kill me. He sends pictures of like fake blood. He's like, oh my God, I don't,
I can't, they're tracing my credit cards. Can you just like lend me your credit card?
And he would run up these crazy charges, make the women take out loans. Most of them are now in debt for $250,000 each. It was a
crazy story. And the women really got the story to be told and got him arrested. They contacted
the biggest paper in Norway. Two of the women sat down. And then once the article came out,
all these women all over Europe, like London, Oslo, Norway, started to come forward. And they, the woman who actually
ended up facilitating his arrest was this queen, like queen. Okay. But she was so pissed before
she turned him in. She was like, literally I'm $140,000 in debt. And if he gets turned in,
like I'm fucked. So he was telling her like, I need money. I need money. I need money. She's
like, okay, I have a great idea. Let me sell all your designer clothes for you. I work in luxury
fashion. I will sell all your designer clothes. I'll come to, I think he
was in Amsterdam. He's like, I'll come pick it up and then I'll send you the money. So he's so
desperate. He's like, okay, amazing. She goes, she takes three enormous suitcases of all of his
designer clothes that he's acquired over the years and starts listing them on eBay. And she never
told us how much she ended up making. She said she didn't make back the full amount, but like it was
enough to make a dent
and really screw him over
because after that he was spending $12 a night
to live in a hostel
and she found out what name he was gonna use
for his next life.
He kept changing his name
and she reported him to the police
and he got arrested.
He literally did 15 months in prison.
He got sentenced to 15.
Sorry, he only stayed for five.
He's out and about.
He's free now living his best life. These women are still in debt and when they take out these loans they have crazy interest
rates so they keep making payments but they're fucked like they're whatever so the whole thing
was really interesting because his instagram he was posing as simon levive the son of this
heiress of the lld diamonds ll Diamonds is a real company that has absolutely
nothing to do with this. And they had to post a statement on their Instagram being like,
we're like a small business. Like we have nothing to do with this man. Leave us alone.
But I went to Simon's Instagram last night and he had 159,000 followers and he was on private.
I was like, fuck, I wanted to stalk. Then when we finished the documentary, I checked again,
he had 175,000 and he was on public. And I saw that we had a mutual friend and I was like,
He had 175,000 and he was on public.
And I saw that we had a mutual friend.
And I was like, oh my God, I'm freaking out.
So I texted my friend and I was like, it's so funny.
I'm like, how do you know Simon Levive?
He goes, ha ha, I don't.
I'm like, but why do you guys, like, why do you follow him?
I just watched a documentary and I'm obsessed.
And I just want to say, like, the fact this person is like a man about town.
He runs in fabulous circles. Like, he wouldn't know.
It wasn't shocking at all.
Yeah.
So I'm like, why do you follow him?
I just watched a documentary and I'm obsessed.
He goes, because I just watched a documentary also.
Oh, my God.
And I immediately followed him.
I thought, I literally thought we had a mutual friend.
He was like, no, no, no.
I just watched a documentary and I thought it was so crazy.
I thought you were going to say that you found someone that you're friends with who thought
this guy is who he says he is and was going to be his next victim.
I thought I was about to blow my friend's mind being like, Simon Levive is not who you
think he is.
His name is Simon Hayut.
But it wasn't.
That is so funny.
And then the next thing I watched is this three-part TLC documentary called Taken at
Birth about the Dr. Hicks babies,
which I had never heard of. But in 1997, this article came out and blew this whole thing wide
open. Basically, there was a man in Georgia who was running like a clinic, but it was well-known
underground for being like a safe place to get an illegal abortion. Because, you know, back in the
day, you couldn't get an abortion. If you did, it was really dangerous. And he was like known for like taking care of all these women.
And it turns out that he was running this incredibly fucked up adoption ring where he was either women came to him to give birth and he would tell them that their babies died
and then be selling the baby out the back door for a thousand dollars to like random
women across the country who were infertile.
Or women would come for an abortion and he was like I guess some like
pro-life activists who would be like no listen keep the baby and I will take care of it for you
so he would keep these women pregnant until like 30 weeks and have them like induced so these babies
would be like tiny this woman said I came to pick up my daughter and I could fit her in both my
hands like and they like it was just so it was so fucked up and so now all these hicks babies who
have like recently found each other are trying to find their lineage they're trying to find their
birth parents there's no documentation because all of their birth certificates are fraudulent like
and because it has their it has their adopted parents names on their birth certificate so
thanks to 23andme and like ancestry like some people are able to
find like close relatives but this is also the 50s so most of these people's parents have passed
away without ever finding out that they had a child they literally thought this woman thought
she gave birth to two stillborn twins and we found one of them steven like it's so fucked up
oh my god but wait so the people who gave birth, and then he said that the babies died, like, they wanted to keep their babies?
Yes, they just came to give birth.
Oh, my God.
It's so horrible.
And, like, the town is really weird because, like, there's a lot of old people who live in the town who were around during that time.
And it was, like, a well-known thing that he was doing.
And, like, they all kept his secret.
And he was, like, this honorable man who everyone loved.
But like people knew about it.
Like it's not like this is coming as a shock.
The town is like trying to cover it up.
And it's like really fucked up.
There's just like a lot of creepy things happening.
But where I left off last night is that there's a chance.
They exhumed the body of Dr. Hicks' son to get DNA.
Because he died about 40 years ago.
Dr. Hicks himself died like a million years ago. So they exhumed his son to get DNA because he died about 40 years ago. Dr. Hicks himself died
like a million years ago. So they exhumed his body to get DNA from the son because they think a lot
of these babies are related to Dr. Hicks. Like he was fucking around on the side. Him and his son
were both fucking around on the side. And we're literally like taking these babies from the women
that they got pregnant and giving them to families who were struggling with fertility.
So last night they exhumed the body. We have to get the dna i don't know what's going to come of it but it's the most do you think that they were intentionally getting women pregnant so that
they had babies to sell i don't know it's the thing is is like this happened so long ago there's
like no information they're literally like grasping at straws.
Oh my God, that is so fucking spooky.
It makes my stomach hurt.
It's Pittsville.
Don't watch it.
Like it's really fucked up.
No, no, no.
I don't think I'm in a position to watch it.
But if you're not pregnant, if you're not pregnant, I highly recommend.
TLC did a stand-up job.
Wow, that's insane.
Insane.
So that's my TV recap.
Sorry, it's a little dark.
But I was in a documentary documentary
mood yesterday you can't help these things honestly a documentary mood is a pretty good
mood i need to i need to i need to see where my tv path is going to take me next i really never
know check out the tinder swindler it was kind of crazy yeah i might i like that that sounds
like american greed and they all like he Was communicating with all
His different girlfriends on whatsapp and
They have everything they have all he loved to
Send voice memos so like you hear him yelling and going
Crazy he was always sending videos like
Miss you baby on like an on a private plane
So like it's really embarrassing for him and
They have like a lot of footage from all the whatsapp
Chats oh wow
Good thanks for
Sharing um he's a. So that's our show
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Be safe. Bye. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. We are so excited for our next segment which is brought
to you by the Bacardi party tour we are sitting down with Joe and Andrew from loud luxury who are
headlining the Bacardi party tour and just happy to have my favorite people to follow on tiktok so
welcome to the toast thank you guys so much for being here thank you for having us so can you
tell us a little bit about the Bacardi party tour? Like where have you been so far? What stops do you have left?
What are you looking forward to?
I mean, we've been all over.
It's been a pretty wild ride.
All the shows have been probably some of the best shows we've done this year,
which we're super thankful for, just coming out of the pandemic
and actually being able to tour again.
So we're super, super excited for the rest of the shows that's so fun what has it
been like working with Bacardi and how are you guys going to close out this tour it's been awesome
working with Bacardi you know they really believe in what we're doing not just um on the show side
but also on the music side we've collaborated on some really awesome things we even actually made
our own drink together for the tour.
So it's really a top-down experience from the second that you step into one of these parties where it feels like it's a true collaboration between Loud Luxury and Bacardi.
So we know the tour is in full swing.
Can you tell us your favorite stop along the Bacardi Party Tour and why?
Well, I mean, all of them have been amazing.
The shows have been literally 10 out of 10 uh one of them that was really special was uh in pennsylvania uh we got to be there for halloween
uh we got to spend some time there and that's always a great place to just kind of hang out
uh but i mean indiana texas uh we've done uh georgiaia minnesota all of them have been great seeing this great nation i
personally i personally loved college station because we got the most texas experience of all
time there we ate fried gator we went to this country bar after it was like the most texas
experience you could possibly get and that was really cool to us because normally we're just
in Dallas and more like the metropolitan cities wow that's such a fun way to see like all of our
different cities in our great nation like through the lens of the colleges
through partying yeah yes this tour sounds like honestly a dream like the most fun a person could possibly have the Bacardi brand
ethos is do what moves you how do you guys feel like loud luxury embodies this does what moves
you guys I mean the only thing we're thinking about when we're in the studio is just are people
gonna dance to this is this gonna get people going when we're playing songs for people we're
literally just watching and just seeing how their body reacts like that is literally the fundamental thing of what you do in dance music so i think picardy and
us have that in common now not to get too personal but what moves you both of you i mean we we
honestly really love this tour because it kind of brings us back to our college days um i mean
that's that's the big big thing for us is going back to all these great
colleges and really just like getting to play all of our new music. Cause all the music that we made
was during the pandemic. So we didn't really have a time to really play it out for anybody other
than like on live streams or like anything like that. So for us, it's really been special being
able to play all the new music out for
people and i know this is like asking your favorite child but what is your favorite bacardi cocktail
well the luxe lemonade because that's the one that we did together yeah the luxe lemonade for
sure but that's how it sounds delicious yeah it's it's actually really simple to make how do you
make it walk us through it yeah the luxe lemonade is actually super simple to make. How do you make it? Walk us through it. Yeah, the Luxe Lemonade is actually super simple to make. Yeah. All right. So what you need is you need Bacardi Limon, which is
actually amazing. And I wasn't really a rum drinker until this. So I love Bacardi Limon.
And then you just mix it with some lemonade. I think it's one and one and a half ounces of
Bacardi Limon with three ounces of lemonade. And you put in a tall glass, tons of ice,
give it a quick stir
and then you're set and we've been drinking that the whole tour and loving it that sounds so good
i'm about to um give birth but once i do that sounds definitely can't be drinking at that
refreshing way celebrate we'll make you a nice lemonade you know i'm getting just i'm getting
prepared for you know what I can look forward to.
And that sounds like something I should add to my list of things.
People get excited, like, what's going to be my first drink?
Oh, yeah.
No, I mean.
People get excited, like, what's going to be my first drink after birth?
Yeah.
A lot of people have asked me, like, what's going to be the first thing I'm going to eat that I couldn't eat before?
Like, activity that I couldn't do before but for first drink like this is definitely up there
of something that um i've got to try that just honestly sounds really refreshing
and a great foray back into the world of alcohol for sure we'd love a good well if you make it to
the bacardi party we'll have one all together. Amazing. Hopefully we can do it at one of the shows.
Claudia would love that.
She's just dying to relive her college days because she went to school in a city.
She did not have the real experience.
I think Claudia needs to become a groupie for the Bacardi party.
Hey, you're welcome on stage anytime.
Groupie?
Jackie, I'm married.
You're welcome on stage anytime. She just means Jackie, I'm married. You're welcome on stage anytime.
She just means you're going to come to some shows
with us.
You know, I did just release a
song that is, it's critically
acclaimed. Like, it's up for a Peabody,
it's up for a Nobel Peace Prize,
and maybe you guys just listen to it, and you let me know
what you think. It's on Spotify. It's called 100%
by Claudia Asher. You check it out. You let me know.
We will. 100%. Pun intended. to it and you let me know what you think it's on spotify it's called 100 by claudia asha you check it out you let me know we will 100 pun intended claude you gotta get yourself on this tour i think certified i think it'll catch you up for like years worth of college partying that you
missed i think it's also what my music career really needs yeah the FOMO is real what do you guys usually do to uh to get ready to celebrate game
day oh it's a good question I mean for us we like to wake up the good thing about game days that's
early so you get to wake up and have a really nice breakfast I'm personally a sucker for the
Chick-fil-a breakfast. That was one of my favorite
parts of going to Athens,
Georgia, when we played there, is that it's just
Chick-fil-A at every street corner.
That was the only thing that we could get a reservation at.
I could be blown up on a nice breakfast.
You gotta make
reservations. Yeah, because it was right before game day.
That's the one tip. You just
gotta make a reservation because
literally we tried to eat
pretty much at every single bar that was or like food spot or whatever it was just on the strip
everywhere was a minimum hour wait and the only thing that we didn't have to wait in a crazy crazy
line for was chick-fil-a there's still a line but we were we got to eat there that sounds like a yeah
yeah it's like a blessing in disguise
yeah i've never been to a number one ranked football school the atmosphere is totally
different especially before every game day because there's just so much riding on that game so the
city it feels like it's like you know a stick of dynamite that's about to just explode like the
energy is contagious and we felt that
playing the show too in georgia as well is that everyone is just so hyped has so much energy it
was really special and beyond the bacardi party tour you guys also just released your ep holiday
hills yeah like i was saying earlier um we made that pretty much over the entirety of the pandemic.
I mean, we had nothing but time.
So it was a big adjustment just kind of going from playing shows all the time and traveling and, you know,
doing that whole thing to basically having all the time in the world on our
hands.
And so we were able to really just like kind of sit down and make some music
and work on some, some new stuff for everyone.
So that was a blessing in disguise also because, I mean, that's one thing about being on the road and touring so much
is it's actually really hard to really sit down and focus on making music.
Yeah, wow.
What's your guys' each personal favorite loud luxury song?
It's like asking to pick between your favorite child.
I know.
A DeAndre's Choice, that's what we call it here at the Morning Toast.
Yes.
Well, personally, my favorite type of music is music I create myself, so I feel like that's an unfair question, to be honest.
But you guys gotta remix it.
Okay, so you get it. Then why would you ask us that?
Yeah, you know
that's true that's actually fair touche andrew touche watching you okay so there's a lot going
on with you guys but what can your fans really expect to see and hear from you you next well
we got two more stops on the bacardi party tour we're keeping that train running even starting
with this weekend we're playing playing at Columbia, Missouri.
And that's going to be a really awesome show
because last time we came there
was a Halloween show on our bus tour.
Yeah.
It was a Halloween show on our bus tour
and it was honestly one of our favorite shows
we've ever done.
Hopefully we'll have a couple new songs
to play for people too.
Oh.
Yeah.
Well, so for anyone listening,
the Bacardi Party Tour is making its next stop in Columbia
Missouri February 5th yes 21 plus RSVP only postgame celebration of the Tigers versus Aggies
basketball game from 9 p.m until midnight so you don't want to miss it it sounds super fun I think
I might have to fly out to Missouri or Tepi yeah then after that party, we're keeping it going on the 19th.
Yeah.
On the 19th of February.
The 19th of February, we're going to be in Tempe, Arizona,
which is honestly one of our favorite places to play.
We love it.
Yeah, that's always a crazy time.
So we're really excited for that one as well.
That's always a crazy time.
So you have two left that you can –
Arizona's fun.
– that you can come try out on stage with us.
So if anyone wants to RSVvp for the last events go
to bacardi party tour.com joe andrew thank you guys so much for being here good luck with the
rest of the tour and just let me know about that collab you just let me know thank you so much
anytime thank you so much bye guys have a great one bye yes bye everyone