The Toast - S5 Ep26: A Knock Down, Drag Out Episode: Friday, February 11th, 2022

Episode Date: February 11, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials. Happy Friday. Welcome back to the morning toast. The final one before my maternity leave. Hey, Claude, how are you doing? Hello, Jacqueline. I'm feeling somber, sad, depressed, and excited for you, obviously. But it's a mix. Because you're going to miss me so much so much obviously don't get me wrong I'm human I'm looking forward to my maternity leave but you know this show is the best part of my day I know everyone loves it so a month off is gonna be hard but you're such a hero for literally only taking a month off and then I feel like there's been actually a decent amount of confusion so let's just be super clear Jackie's taking a full month off starting today yes and there's been confusion because like the plans are in flux and I'm trying to give myself flexibility so I can't tell you

like exactly but yes full month off starting today then the show will resume let me get you a date let me get the people a date for when the show will come back I believe it's March 14th it's March 14th Monday March 14th the show comes back and for. Monday, March 14th, the show comes back. And for the next two months after that, it's going to be a rotating orchestra of fabulous people. Jackie will show up when she can. And when she doesn't feel like it, she will not be showing up. And I'm going to be bringing in Ben, Taylor Strecker, Brian, anyone who's in town who wants to host. If you're an influencer and you want to come on, do reach out to me. We are going to be needing lots of co-hosts. So if you're listening to this and you think you're funny and great and you have, you know, some followers, please reach out. Yeah. And now even

with the new interface, like Claude could do it remotely. Obviously, it's best to do a co-host in studio, but you could get a remote co-host if, you know, they're worth if they're worth the dial up connection. Yeah, there's a couple of people I have on my radar, definitely, and I haven't even could get a remote co-host if you know they're worth if they're worth the dial-up connection yeah there's a couple people I have on my radar I definitely and I haven't even spoken to them about it so I definitely want Remy Bader she's gonna have to do it okay I want um oh do you know girl boss town no GBT I've been DMing with her she's like an OG breather toaster who blew up on TikTok she does she's like a Kardashian. She's worse than us, like Kardashian diehard. And she does all these like PR predictions on TikTok. And she does like

if I was, you know, and then she picks different influencers and celebrities. If I was their publicist, this is what I would do for them. And she blew up and she has really good content. And she's a toaster. So I'm going to reach out to her. I'm going to reach out to literally anyone who wants to come. So it'll be fun. It'll be a hodgepodge of messiness, which is so on brand. I'm excited to watch it because I feel like being a new mom is actually the perfect format for being a toaster. At least that's what I've heard from new mom toasters out there. So on the days where I'm not hosting with you, I'm excited to watch. And I'll come in as much as I can.

I just, you know, I don't know what my schedule is going to be like. Don't know what else he's going to be needing. And so I can't say for certain where I'll be. But you can also, on days you don't want to come in, we can do these types of episodes. Right. So it'll be just, you know, a new journey every day. Thank you for only taking a month off. I think that's really generous of you.

And you could have taken more time off if you wanted. But you are literally so bizarre because you're still here and I can't even fathom that like you and your mucus plug I just can't well I'm happy to report that I did get a good night's sleep last night so I'm I'm as primed and ready for my last day as possible yesterday was really a struggle for me I I felt like I got no sleep but I slept really good last night. So I'm ready to give everything that we have to this show. And I'm really going to miss you guys. I've started to get some DMs from people of like, you know, end of camp vibes.

Like, we're going to miss you and we're so happy for you and Elsie. And it's like really making me emotional. No, it's the end of the summer. We're living 10 months for two. Yeah. And next summer we're coming back there's going to be new campers in the bunk which is always so exciting but the bunk won't be this bunk no this is the last time we're gonna podcast where we're just like two gals living

recklessly you know yeah yeah exactly and so even though I'm so excited for what comes next, it's change and it's here. I can't wait. But I have thoroughly enjoyed these last few years of doing what we do, doing it with you. But life goes on. That is like the saddest thing. I know because you're really like anti-change. Oh, beyond. I know it's hard for you.

And I try to embrace change. I think it's's like exciting and there's also like no other choice but you have chosen you have chosen not to in general not just no pertaining to me like in life in general no life you don't like change no like I just want things to stay like this forever Yeah You wish for happiness like this forever Forever oh my god I'm literally the child From Greatest Showman Yeah Okay well we promised to make it a

Knock down drag out Episode I finally got that Phrase right You got that phrase right And also we need to say pennies and nickels. The phrase you were looking for was, what was the phrase? Penny wise pound foolish. Oh my God. I almost forgot it. Yeah. Penny wise pound foolish. This week I've had trouble like summing up my arguments because the phrase that like applies just hasn't come to the tip of my tongue but thanks to the toasters I know that it's knock down drag out and penny wise pound

foolish so that's so me that's so you you have pregnancy brain by proxy um that's you know I'm an empath so I feel things deeply for other people and that's kind of what I'm going through that's also why I've gained weight recently like I'm just doing all of this for you thank you so much it's like brew also you guys have a lot in common both of you are like pregnant by proxy well also something exciting that's coming up is Bruno's coming to live with me for who knows how long whenever you feel like taking him back but of course we have to ease him into the baby um I just do want to let you know while Bruno will be here there is a slight chance that my in-laws kidnap him like they have not stopped texting me like when can we get Bruno because they love to help out like

Theo's going to their house today to um spend the weekend because I'm going on tour and they are have not stopped talking about it they're so excited so like there's just gonna be Bruno Bruno's one of those lucky kids who have a surplus amount of people in his life who love him and want the best for him everybody wants to watch Bruno which is so heartwarming for me I'm really that's the only thing that's like bittersweet um that I will be without Bruno we have just become like so codependent over these last few months that he's going to be staying with you but I know he's going to have so much fun and I think he's ready for a bit of an adventure and the timetable it says like I could always just come and get him like you're down the block so

it's nothing's 100 but I am going to miss brew while uh just you know transitioning to bringing everything home but I've gotten a lot of good suggestions from people on how to introduce a baby and dog. And the suggestion is to give the dog a blanket that smells like the baby so that they get acclimated to the smell. And then when they finally meet the baby, it's like, oh, I know this person. And what do I do with the blanket?

Like, I leave it in his crate? Yeah, I think leave it in his crate. Okay, cool. Yeah, I have to pack up all of his things, including heating pad. do with the blanket like I leave it in his crate yeah I think leave it in his crate okay cool yeah I have to pack up and I'm also looking tings including heating pad you're gonna have to like set him up nicely well I have I have the biggest heating pad I basically have like a heated mattress so there's no problem but I am actually looking forward I've thought for years about getting a second dog and so like this is really a good test run for me to see if that's even

something I could remotely handle. And if it's something that Theo can handle because I mean Theo is a magnanimous king of course. But I'm really curious as to like what the dynamic is going to be like. And if he's going to be like older brother. If he's going to be like this is my house. Back off. Know your place. So I actually have a feeling we are going to return Bruno to you a different dog.

Theo has this calming, relaxed energy. And Bruno is definitely still growing out of his like energized puppy zoomy phase. And Theo just has this way of calming people down. And I think Bruno will definitely feed depending on how long he's here for. I think he'll definitely feed off of that energy from Theo and he might return to you like a grown-up boy well the thing is that's so funny is when Bruno is solo like he is so calm chill like beyond when he's with other dogs he gets so excited so like Theo doesn't know calm Bruno because Bruno's so excited to be around him I understand I do so if you return him to me any calmer than he is all the time, like, he won't.

He'll be dead. It's not a funny joke, but like. No, not at all. You better take care of Bruce. Knock on wood. Knock on wood. Knock on wood. I will take care of Bruce, of course.

But we can't call him Bruce while he's at my house because my in-laws, whom I was just referring to, my father-in-law's name is Bruce. And that's just like rude. Also, people get so confused because Bruno's name is Bruno that is his birth name but I call him Bruce sometimes and I also call him Bryce and people like think I'm making a typo like in my speech but no these are just the nicknames of Bryce. You know I was watching Emily DiDonato's story and she named her son I think Teddy oh sorry daughter Theodora and she calls the daughter Teddy and then obviously that evolved to Teddy Graham and now she calls the kid Graham

and people are DMing her like is your kid's name Graham is his middle name Graham she's like no it's just the evolution of a nickname it's just the evolution of a nickname you can't stop it you can't control it you can't plan for it either. Like, even when we're picking names, it's like, okay, so the kids will call him blank. And it's like, the kids are going to call him what the kids are going to call him. We can't predict. Right. Remember when we were deciding what name to come up with for Mikayla?

And we're like, we're going to call her Mickey. No one's ever called her that. Her name is Kaylor Swift, her royal canis. Like, it's just not mickey whatsoever no it's kaylor like which is crazy which is crazy you couldn't have ever told us that that would be her name so that's why when people are naming their babies and they're like well i'm gonna name him this so that people call him this it's like girl that ain't how it works yeah it does work for like jackwell and jackie though like yeah no of course but do you think when emily

didonato was naming her daughter theodora she thought she was going to be calling her kid Graham no but I did think she thought she would be calling her Teddy of course and I think she does but it's like Teddy Graham and then Graham and then in a few years from now we'll be so have forgotten about Teddy like that's how it works that is how it works yes exactly so um stuff also by the time I come back like we'll have a name and I'm just so excited I'm also like still really up at night like wondering what the name of Kylie's baby is oh I thought you were gonna say like wondering if you're 100% sure on your name so I'm nothing's ever 100% obviously we have to meet LC and make sure the name fits but we have one name that we

both really like and I think that's it is that like the one like I know about like you change it okay yeah yeah yeah because we haven't spoken about it in a while so yeah because like things have been settled yeah no news here but I really I really want to know what Kylie's baby's name is and I don't know when she's going to tell us or how she's going to tell us like people on TikTok say she's having twins I don't know what to believe anymore. Oh, that she had twins? Yeah. That would be crazy. I don't think so. There was only one hand. Yeah, I know. And then I'm like, well, maybe the other hand that we thought was Stormi was the baby. And then I'm like, damn, that's a huge baby. Yeah. These TikTok theories are not it. Out of control. Out of

control. Out of control. There needs to be accountability for tiktok theories that are false unfounded you need to have to come forward and say i was wrong like really you know get in the public square and and have to admit that you misled people just so that you don't do it as frequently you know yeah um we have a fabulous show for you guys today because it's oh my god I totally forgot to sing I know It's a somber Friday because it's your last show But it's also Friday so I thought I'd mix it up And do more of an acoustic stripped down Friday

Love it give it to us Friday Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everyone's looking forward to the weekend Weekend Friday, Friday

Getting down on Friday Fun, fun, fun, fun Looking forward to maternity leave That was nice a little depressing horrible yeah but we are gonna need a lot of singing today considering like it's gonna have to tide us over for a month so if you feel the power of song come through you please don't let me stop you also no pressure but like this is gonna be the last episode we leave for a month so when people are feeling like sad they might come back to us. We have to make this a knock down, drag out show.

Okay. Okay. Well, we have some really good stories and I feel as though we're capable of doing that. So without further ado-do-do-do-do. Wait. With a further, a further. There's more ado. I wanted to let everyone know that I recently have been drinking a drink from Starbucks

that I actually find to be quite delicious. What is it? So I asked Ben a couple days ago because I wanted to film another coffee review. And with these coffee reviews for me, now they're just content. Like I don't think I'm actually going to find anything. So I sent him some like recommendation somebody posted on one of my Instagram comments and it was like whatever.

And I just assume every drink from Starbucks is going to be an iced coffee. So he comes back with one of these cups and I'm like, the fuck is a hot drink doing here but this is what it was it was a flat white blonde espresso with vanilla and might I tell you it is scrumptious and on the app it didn't have crazy calories it's like just a regular coffee milk but like you know their weird thing and I think it's quite delicious it tastes like coffee but it's not like killing me so if you want to try this I think it's quite good what does it look like when you open it is it like white liquid well there's foam at the top right now I can't see it's like you know that meme that's like what color is your iced coffee oh okay I see that coffee it's quite light okay so it's milk because it's a shot of espresso and a lot of milk okay well I'm just glad that you're enjoying something and that you're having coffee

you're staying caffeinated hydrated and even though it's been like six months you finally found your answer yeah but I will keep doing the videos because Gwyneth Paltrow seems to love them. She comments on, like, a lot of them. And I just feel like for my friendship with Gwyneth, I have to continue the series, even though I do believe I found a drink that I like. A hundred percent. No, you didn't.

Keep going. Like, Gwyneth needs these. And this coffee journey, like, so me and Ben filmed an episode of The Good Dish yesterday, I told you guys, and it airs next week or the week after that. And like a lot of the segment was about my coffee reviews. They posted a lot of my like my highlights of my my coffee segment.

And so like, I don't know, I just think it's good for my brand. So I'm going to keep doing it. OK, good. Everybody liked it. It was good for your brand. Don't know why you stopped. Glad you're back on the train. Oh, don't know why you stopped because I'm the laziest piece of shit on the planet.

That's why. I don't know if you knew that um I actually don't think you are I can think of people who are lazier I literally know who you're thinking about that's how we are so simpatico you know what that's so crazy no yeah it is crazy but you know right of course yeah okay but also I'm not even saying you're the second laziest like you're okay so you so you drop the ball on the coffee review like it's fine I know um thanks for making me feel better about it so yes we have a great show we're gonna recap the Real Housewives of Miami episode that dropped on Peacock last night in the TV recap segment and then we're just gonna do the fast five and we're gonna take our time because

I don't have to leave for Foxwoods for quite a bit and I don't know I just think we should knock down drag this out okay yeah no a lot of pressure no pressure no but um if you're listening like you know in a few weeks you just discovered this podcast like hey welcome to the toast Claudia and I are sisters yes sometimes is unclear and Ben is not our brother. He's my husband. Ben is her husband. Theo is not her actual son. It's her dog. Yeah. And actually, I am older than Claudia, which is really, I think, the thing that really shocks people. And Jackie's having a son, knock wood, sometime soon.

And that son is a human. But Bruno and Theo are dogs. Yeah. So that's just, like, what you need to know here. And we are full sisters. We're not just like sisters in name only. Like we're sisters 100%. Claudia has a song called 100% also.

I also have a book. It's available at girlwithnojob.com slash book. It's the story. Really, a lot of Jackie's in there too. So it's a story of our lives, a story of our career, how we started the show. I also do comedy, girlwithnojob.com slash tour. But if you go to girlwithnojob.com,'s a story of our lives, a story of our career, how we started this show. I also do comedy, girlwithnojob.com slash tour.

But if you go to girlwithnojob.com, that's kind of the hub. You can find out about all the things. So come see me on tour. And we do have an Instagram account.

Oh, we do. We swear. We swear. It's just gone for the time being, but we're getting really close to getting it back. And I do think by the time,

I mean, hopefully, by the time the show comes back, the Instagram will be back. But it should come back like while we we're away so that'll be exciting for everyone to look forward to yeah I can't wait yeah I know you're so excited so okay even though like part of the reason it's gone like is my fault yeah but you live and you learn. You live and you learn. And it's not a mistake if you learned a lesson. Are you ready without further ado for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast? I am. And today's episode of the morning toast is full of somber, but it is brought to you by FitOn. The convenience of working out from home is really something that I can't emphasize enough. Stop paying to work out. FitOn workouts are always free to use. FitOn is a flexible platform where you can choose from over a thousand easy to follow

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It's a pleasure doing business with you. Our first story, Adele was on Friday night's episode of BBC One, and she is addressing all of the tings, talking about her relationship, hinting that she is engaged, saying that she wants a child with Rich Paul. She calls her ex Simon her, quote, soulmate, and reveals regret over what would have been a half-assed Vegas show in her words. So I saw a video of her performing at the Brits. And she's wearing a big ass engagement ring on her left ring finger.

Yeah, so she's like perhaps engaged. She's not shying away from that. And she's also revealing that she wants to have another baby, her first with her boyfriend boyfriend, Rich Paul, next year. As she continued to fuel rumors that they are engaged, she hinted at family plans saying, quote, It takes me a while to recharge and I would like to have more children. I only just feel like I've caught up with my sleep from nine years ago when I had my son. Oh, that's like really scary for me. That was nine years ago?

That doesn't sound right. Her kid is nine? That sounds crazy. Hold on. How old is Adele's son? I mean, if she said it. Angelo is nine years old. He was born in 2012.

I'm shook. Time flies. Oh, I have a pit. That's really shocking. Beyond. Damn. She also spoke out about the controversy surrounding her las vegas show saying she will reschedule them this year and spoke about her feelings towards her

ex-husband in the interview on the graham norton show she said that she admitted her regret at the last minute announcement and insists it would have been a half-assed show if she had gone ahead but they're working to put together a new show that will be the caliber that she expects from her so she's standing by the statement and the story that she put out even though there have been all these rumors flying since then that it had to do with her boyfriend she was having a breakdown um okay so she's standing by i mean honestly at this point like i don't even care like when it was happening it was like crazy because there were people already on the plane finding out and there were people already in the plane finding out and there were people already in Vegas finding out that their tickets are no longer valid.

And now I'm like okay whatever. Yeah but I think all the rumors that were swirling afterwards you know about her relationship and just like the crying in the pool and whatnot. I think this show is like meant to you know assuage everyone like her. What's the word. Pregnancy brain. Her her appearance her appearance on the show is meant to just like let everyone know hi it's like it's still me everything is fine um I'm sorry about that which happened but it's there's nothing nefarious going on got it and you know I was for some reason like really targeted with Adele content this morning on TikTok because this weekend we're the Brits and Adele's just like having you know she's having a week she went to the Brits and

then she went out to all these gay bars and these drag clubs and the drag queens brought her out on stage and she was shaking her ass and she looks like she's having such a good time it must be so fun to be Adele yeah non-problematic queen uh pictures from last night she went to um an event gay porn idol I think it was and she's like has it's in her bra having great time yeah she got up on the stage so I think she's um having a nice weekend no that sounds so fun you know I've never been to London I've never been either I don't know it feels like I like recently everyone's like we should go to London I'm like okay I've never been so you should go I know I feel like a London summer ever since I read something blue which

takes place in London I kind of I'm like I need to be a London girly because you know I love a London boy I enjoy nights in Camden shortage in the afternoon he likes my American smile like a child when our eyes meet darling I fancy you took me back to hyatt met all of his best mates so you know all the rumors are true you know i love a london boy boy boy i fancy you sorry you did tell me i could sing and i do feel like i'm already taking advantage i think that you should and for anyone who's new here we do sing a lot on the show, less when we're doing remote podcasting. But I think it's something that sets us apart from our competitors. I do. I completely agree. Like we are unique. We are not like other podcast hosts. And that's just a little bit about us. I was going to say you were talking

about reading. You read the new Colleen Hoover book I've been waiting for someone A.K.A. you or Margo to read it And let us know how it is Can you let us know how it is? I'm such a coho girl But I have two things to say Like you know my genre And I'm proud of it

Like my genre of book is like Corny erotica Like I Corny porny Porny corny Yeah It's the Porny Collins show okay And so I don't know if it's

because like I haven't read Colleen I've read all of Colleen Hoover like in in a couple months and now I moved on to bigger and better things so I don't know if like maybe I'm just too erotic now because like I've read Tessa Bailey and her books are fucking wild but I was like where is the porn like of course they had sex like two or three times but there were like a couple scenes where like they were about to have sex and then she ends the chapter and being like the sex was great and it's like well tell us about it like we need to be there with you so I was like I don't know if my bar has changed or if this was like a less erotic book just first of all but I don't base a book based on the erotica I don't I do think though that your bar has changed oh my god I'm

like too raunchy for Colleen now is that what you're saying I I think so I mean I remember like I think her raunchiest book is maybe like Verity would you say yeah yeah I wonder if you read that now if it would if it would meet your bar of of porn Tessa Bailey has really like she raised the bar she raised the bar but then in terms of like the story there was no like big switch you know like you know she's this girl and she's out of prison and then you're waiting to hear like why she really didn't deserve to go to prison you know you know I'm not gonna spoil it but first of all the plot just like wasn't really there for me I don't really feel it felt so corny. And that's like me saying like corny.

But it's like the bar back and the girl from prison. Like it was just like too much for me. Like I felt like and honestly, if someone were to ask me, like, what are you reading right now? Like I felt embarrassed to say that I was reading this book because the title is like so mortifyingly like corny Danielle Steele, you know? No, we FaceTimed yesterday and you were reading I said what are what are you reading and you said reminders of him no I believe I said reminders of him and that title so I gave it it wasn't bad by any means are you okay I'm just having pain in like my pelvic area and the laughing is hurting but it's it's passed it just passed we're fine a contraction no no not a contraction just like things are happening there's a lot going on in

in the body just remember that today is your last chance to have your water break on the toast and i'm just and you know we only had one ad today so if you do break it like the show can end and we could be in a tizzy and i'll be like sack sack get the bag like we could do it okay i don't think that's what's happening but just just be in tune with your body and let your pelvic floor just wide open okay okay okay i will do that for you um so it was fine like i didn't hate it and i i read through it in like two days um i gave it three out of five stars it was just like okay fair i'm sorry that it was a disappointment i look forward to hearing what snitch thinks because you know she's like co-host number one fan i don't think she'll like it damn but will she admit it that's a different question stub go as we like to call her by the

way for those who are new here margo is also our blood sister she's at margosh ray on snapchat she hosts a podcast called the snapchat what did i say you just said she's marga straight on snapchat oh my god that's so weird i literally haven't used snapchat in 35 years that's that's crazy she's at marga on instagram she's a big time influencer she hosts a podcast called the snatchler on our podcast network called toast news network and she recaps the bachelor and we call her snitch and we call her counselor we don't know why but there's a long story we're just like not in the mood to get into it yeah and we call her snitch but not because like of any snitchery that she does or does not

commit it has nothing to do with like being a snitch she's just the snitch no foul play no foul play here it's not like she's never snitched but it's not like she's a notorious snitch or anything like that. Yeah. I'm sure if we looked into it, she actually is a notorious snitch. Well, now she is the notorious snitch. The notorious S-N-I-T-C-H. Are you ready for our next story? It's really for you, and I'm going to need you to explain to me who these people are.

Sure. Taylor Holder? No. Who's that? TikToker who got arrested. Oh, no. What did he or she do there it's a boy and there's just so much conflicting like no one really knows what's going on but like all of his friends a couple weeks like maybe a week ago unfollowed him and like everyone was asking what's

going on with taylor holder no one would tell us anything and then literally an arrest record came out he was literally arrested in la like a couple days ago still don't know what's going on rumors of sexual assault but it's not no one knows what the fuck is going on jeez okay um well no our next story is about two euphoria castmates who are taking their relationship oh yeah looking public with dating rumors and a steamy kiss Hunter Schaefer and Dominic Fike were kissing on Dominic's Instagram story with happy birthday, happy birthday. And the internet is ablaze. Yeah. So this is Jules and Elliot. And they actually like have feelings for each other in the show. So it's like very on brand. And if you follow Dumois or like any sort of like underground, like you've known that these two have been rumored to have been

dating for a while. So if you're an internet sleuth, you saw this picture and you were like, oh, confirmation. But if you have a normal life and you don't spend all your time on your fake instagram account then you were probably like oh these two co-stars are dating how interesting and cool this is brand new information that's me yeah yeah and it's always good when co-stars are dating are there any other like real life relationships coming out of euphoria because i think that's like just what the show needs. There's really not. There, of course, was a brief stint between Zendaya and Jacob Elordi, but now she's like so head over heels in love with Tom Holland.

He's been spotted many times with Olivia Jade, which is like the cutest couple of all time. So no, besides this, no. They all are in relationships. Like Cassie's in a relationship, Sydney Sweeney, with like this older gentleman. Barbie, who plays Kat,'s in a relationship Sidney Sweeney with like this older gentleman um Barbie who plays Kat is in a relationship they're all like have their own social lives there's also been like a lot of whispers about certain things behind the scenes on on Euphoria like I know Barbie I can I'm sorry I can never pronounce her last name ferreira yeah i yeah who plays cat

um she there are rumors that she's like super she's kind of been like cut out of the season it's so weird and there are rumors that she was you know butting heads with the showrunner sam the guy who created the show um so there's no one really knows because it's like very tight-lipped but there's not a lot of like intra-cast relationship and dating you know what that's probably good for the like longevity of the show because sometimes when like you get all these like young sexy people together and they're all like running rampant it's not sustainable but if everybody sort of is like coming to work and we're here to work and it's not just like a big orgy I think that's best for the show. Okay. Also, because you just reminded me obviously of Riverdale when like in the beginning when all of them were dating each other.

And then it reminded me of Cole Sprouse. And I was on TikTok and I saw a clip from the Lady Gang podcast. Kelty was telling the story of something just that happened to her recently. Did you hear this? No. So I guess she got an acting gig in a Cole Sprouse production and she was like so excited and she was posting all about it on Instagram tagging Cole Sprouse and he messaged her and was like oh my god there are all these like fake production companies like using my name

for like all these things and Kelsey's like so I'm not getting the 30 grand in the movie role and he's like no I'm really sorry like there's it's actually like a really big problem i'm having and she was like crushed she was scammed scammed that's crazy what did she like send in audition tapes and stuff i don't know the extent because it was just like a 30 second clip on tiktok and i was howling at the moon. But it's in one of the most recent podcasts of the Lady Gang. Oh, my God. That's hysterical.

That is something that would happen to Kelty. That's so Kelty. Yeah, that's that sucks. I know. Well, are you ready for our next story? I am. Because Cheer star Jerry Harris has pleaded guilty in a federal child pornography case. Jerry Harris, the season one breakout star of the docuseries Cheer, pleaded guilty to two out of the seven sexual abuse and child pornography charges Thursday, departing from the not guilty plea he entered more than a year ago so as part of this um deal he pled guilty to the two counts then the other counts have been dropped so sentencing will be expected on

june 28th and we will know uh what's in store for jerry but this is like the end of the of the the line here yeah so i mean he's been in jail for quite a bit awaiting sentence and i'm sure covid didn't help with the delaying of that um so what has it been like two years that he's been in prison a year and a half i think because it was like september of 2021 2020 the time you spend in that time you spend in prison waiting a sentencing does count towards your sentence, correct? Yeah. Time served. Time served. Right. So I'm curious, like, however long his sentence is going to be, like, if he actually might be getting out soon. Let's say he gets like a two-year sentence or a

three-year sentence. He could be out in six months or a year the counts that he pled guilty on are receiving child pornography and crossing state lines for the purpose of engaging in an illicit sexual act with a minor under the age of 15 yeah those are bad ones yeah so i don't know how much how much time they each the maximum for each of those counts are. So we'll see. But soon we'll know the fate here. That was like the most depressing part of the documentary and just like the whole cheer thing and drama. You see cheers going on tour? I did. I think that's such a great idea.

Me too. I wonder if Netflix is involved at all or if it's like a Monica Aldama production. I think Netflix is probably involved. I don't know if Monica could pull that off on her own and also if they're going to use the logo here yeah I think it's a Netflix to do I think that's a really good idea like because it's like where do we go from here all these athletes they have such a short period of time where they can like make their money and be famous and be a professional cheerleader and I think that this is a great idea like think about and I guess I don't

even really know the extent of like how deep the cheer world goes until the docuseries on Netflix and there's like a die hard kids out there who are obsessed beyond belief and it's kind of like the USA gymnastics girls the Kellogg tour right that's what they do oh yeah yeah yeah they do a tour I didn't do a tour yeah I think I think it's Kellogg um and so it's actually really smart I would see it yeah I'm sure I'm sure it'll be fun it's just interesting how like this show came out and like how each of the kids are going to you know make a career out of it and I think that this was a natural next step I didn't think of it at the time when I'm like well they're doing cameos and they're you know becoming going on Ellen I didn't think of a tour and I think it's a great idea yeah you know I think every day about the

cameo that you got me from Carlin and how there's the wedding ring the engagement ring and the suffering and the suffering I just laugh to myself you know what I think about every day the cameo that I got from jerry harris do you get one from him yes i don't know i believe okay so right before it was what's it's 2022 two years ago right before my show at the beacon which was my biggest comedy show ever i think it was the toasters who all chipped in and they were like jerry can you matt talk our favorite comedian and he was like yes girl you're gonna go out there and you're gonna kill it you're hilarious like we love you and I was like I was shook and it was really empowering and now it comes up in my time hop and I feel nothing but shame time hop is about

to get is about to get dark because we're heading into like March 2020 time hop and it's like right now I'm looking at my time hop life was so good what it what's it's like mid-February yeah I forgot the date and it was like we had a president's day weekend yeah you went to Miami I went to Palm Beach and I had no idea what would happen next it's about to get really bad over there on time hop oh my god I was crying laughing from your interview with Sophia Franklin when you mentioned time hop and she said, what are you, 33? Beyond insulting. Beyond. It was so funny. Obviously, that's not what she meant, but I was cracking up. I'm still healing those scars.

That's the worst thing someone could say to you. Overestimate your age. Yeah. I mean, in general general it's pretty insulting but like for you yeah because I'm like such a self-conscious 27 year old I'm like oh my god I'm literally one foot in the grave that's really how I feel are you ready for our next story which is really a disappointment and I really I shuddered to bring bad news to the table today but there's bad news in the air there's already bad news because you're leaving us for a month. So just rip the bandaid off.

The Beauty and the Beast Gaston prequel is not going forward at Disney Plus for now. Disney Plus's Beauty and the Beast prequel series will not be moving forward at this time. The decision comes as the lead cast of the eight episode series had been assembled ahead of the planned summer 2022 shoot in the UK so they were doing like a Gaston origin prequel series at Disney plus which is just like a no-brainer of an idea because obviously there's a lot more to Gaston than what meets the eye justice for Gaston is not being served according to sources the call not to proceed with the show was made for creative reasons with the scripts and original music not coming together in the direction expected or running behind schedule with a number of creative elements up in the air and the shoot start already pushed from early spring to summer a decision was made to put the project on hold pushing filming further into the

fall was not an option because of talent availability and weather concerns. This is egregious. Just unacceptable. Make it work. Literally make it work. It's egregious for sure, but a part of me is like, if you're not going to do it amazingly, then don't do it at all. And it seems like that's where they're at. Like if they had shitty music and shitty screenplay, like nothing would be more embarrassing for Gaston than to be a part of a farcical prequel series yeah was Luke Evans involved yes and Josh Gad fuck yeah this sucks

and I have especially as two girls who have been out here using their platform for years about how Gaston was painted in a negative light he is a hero and a gentleman yeah no and he definitely like he's not perfect nobody is who is Jackie who is but he he he wasn't as bad as it was all cracked up to be he's been through a lot and we all have and I think that's a story we could all relate to yeah I agree and we're not going to be getting this story. And that's really sad. But also, I'm grateful that they're not going to be disgracing Gaston. With some shitty performance.

Yeah, exactly. And so. I agree. I appreciate the move here, but it's not the move that I wanted to hear. And I do feel responsible because it's something that I was excited about. I was looking forward to. And whenever I'm invested in a project, it never gets less. Works out. So you're saying essentially that the downfall of this production can be

directly linked to your overall existence. My karmic energy. Yeah. Yeah. If you love something, you should set it free because it will get canceled if you don't yeah no it's really true like i have a long list of things so um you're making a list and you're checking it twice i'm sorry to everyone to take yeah it's okay we forgive you are you ready for our fifth and final story which is a really crazy story but also really scary um with a happy ending but still really fucking scary yeah i'm not sure if you've heard this story yet a chicago woman was rescued from a naked kidnapper thanks to wordle yes and excuse me yeah a naked man crept into an 80 year old chicago woman's bed and held her hostage for 17 hours but she was finally rescued after her

daughter called the cops because the woman hadn't texted her the day's wordle answers and i guess every day like she would text her daughter about wordle um denise halt was asleep on saturday when a mentally ill man broke into her home in uh chicago according to wbbm the intruder slipped into her bed while clutching a pair of scissors she said she was in shock I was trying to survive that's all he said I won't harm or molest you he ordered her to take a shower with him in her nightgown and then they took a bath instead it's just a really like scary scary horrible story for 17 hours and because she hadn't texted about Wordle it alerted her daughter that something was wrong and she called the police i mean this is a horrible story no matter who it happened to

but just like it being an older vulnerable person just like gives me the biggest pit in my stomach um and obviously i'm glad she's okay but like this is just every woman's worst nightmare like ever yeah no a nightmare also um at the bottom of the article, it said that Wordle was developed by a software engineer called Josh Wardle. You're kidding. And I'm not sure if that's like a coincidence or if like he called it Wordle because he's Wardle. Well, we should find out if Josh Wardle is single because Homeboy just made seven figures from selling that app to the New York Times. And you know, like they're going to make it a paid app. Like, that's what they do because they're literally so fucking annoying.

And I just think we should all enjoy Wordle before it gets ruined by the New York Times. So, like, don't forget to do it today. Tag me in your results. I'm having a good streak. But like anything else, like, it'll fizzle out. And especially once they, like, do their thing to it. Oh. Whatever.

Should we do today's Wordle together? That might be, like, infuriating for people. Why? Okay. If you haven't done it yet, do it with us. No, but it takes. You really? But this could be like 12 minute segment.

Well, if we can't get, I can usually get it in like a few minutes, seconds. Oh, look at you. No, yesterday's was really hard. Oh, look, they're already making changes to Wordle. Look at the font at the top. It's new. No, and also and also i got this oh and it says newyorktimes.com oh my god and i that yep and i just got this thing that like explains wordle it's like i've been here what do you explain i get that every day i've never got every day i've never gotten it but now what do you usually start with i start to start the same word. I start with roast.

I start with great. Okay. We could do yours. We could do yours. Okay. We'll do mine. Roast. Roast.

Wow. You guys do it along with us. Okay. Wait, you know what? Oh, Jackie. Okay. So I'd like to now. Okay.

Okay. Now I think that I like price. Price here. Price. Okay. Now I think that I like price. Price here. Price. Okay. That's good. Okay. Not bad.

R, C, and E all in the wrong spots. That's so helpful. Oh. Che. Ker. Yeah. I don't think this is going to be premium content, Claudia. Me too, because this is like a hard one.

And now we just ruined our Wordles for the day. We'll finish later, okay? Okay, we'll finish later. But I thought that would be like a fun thing to do together. But now I'm thinking Wordle isn't a group activity. Like imagine listening to this in your car, just two morons trying to get the Wordle. I guess I forget that not everyone listens to this podcast like 100 focused like on everything we're saying like they do other things they work they drive yeah but we'll get back to it we'll get back to it later anyways um so wordle saved

the day here but this was an incredibly disturbing story yeah very sad i just you know i'm really hating the times we're living in more and more especially like you like it's bad in New York the crime is so bad but also like traveling to other cities for tour like you really see it's it's really bad everywhere the crime is insane yeah and like when I go to meet and greets they're like do not walk around here late at night like it's just why like we what is going on yeah no it No, it's really scary. So those are the past five stories. And I feel as though you definitely needed to know them.

You needed to know them before you embark on this weekend. And now we will get into our Real Housewives of Miami recap. I feel like we're just, like, dragging our feet. For sure. Because we don't want that episode to end. It's never taken us this long to get to the end of the fifth story. And it's not even like, you know, Kim Kardashian went to the moon. Right. Which definitely is going to gonna happen someday one thousand percent so the Real Housewives of Miami was kind of an explosive episode because I just feel like and I want to

hear people's thoughts on it because there's obviously there's two ways of thinking like you understand even though okay I'm feeling conflicted because I definitely think Larsa is lying to us about her relationship with Kim. Like, Kim didn't, you know, excommunicate her because she knew too much. That's the opposite. What we know about Kim is, like, people who are loyal to her and have known things about her forever, like, those are the people she values, cherishes, and keeps so close to her. So Larsa obviously betrayed that trust. Larsa didn't just get kicked out because she knew too much about Kanye and Kim like that's the type of person Kim would keep close 1000% that's not why they're not friends I do sort of feel like but it's irrelevant whatever

happened between them it might be like Larsa sees it one way Kim sees in another way it's not to like cut and try it's not like Larsa hooked up with Tristan, even though like apparently that's a rumor too. I think it's like probably confusing for Larsa because I feel like even when it went down and they all unfollowed her, like I feel like Larsa hadn't gotten the memo that she was out yet. So it's not like something big happened, but definitely there was some weirdness there. I agree. It's not because she knew too much, but things change. So I do think she's lying.

I think she's lying about that. But that doesn't really matter to the situation at hand where Adriana is just being an atrocious, dreadful woman. Full of dread. That conversation when she was like, it's my life story. It's my life story. I'm like, what are you yelling like that for? Calm the fuck down. She's so unhinged

and I actually like I feel sympathy for her because she's such a nobody and she's doing everything in her power to be relevant and she can't get arrested no she is so out of control like that dinner was humiliating like first of all even if Larsa was like still friends with them like it is it is weird no one wants to like bring it up to her face like Kim Kardashian is like the most famous person in the world and like if Kim saw these this episode like she would literally cringe so hard and like Larsa's sitting there like knowing that and also Adriana's telling this like dumb inappropriate story about like disgusting in the men's room like walking in on Kanye how many times did she say Kanye West penis

in episode 45 like it was so a thousand it was so unnecessary and she's like embarrassing Larsa intentionally and we all know that it's uncomfortable like I was sitting I'm uncomfortable like knowing that like you're talking about your ex-best friend and her husband the dynamics are like so weird Adriana and Larsa aren't even close and Adriana is just like a deranged woman overall sociopathic like literally a crazy woman running around screaming Kanye's penis there was nothing for Larsa to do other than to get up and leave I thought Larsa handled herself perfectly like being like please stop talking about this at first then to be like these are my friends this is a sensitive subject I don't want to talk about this like I felt like she tried and Adriana

was just like there was no speaking to her and so Larsa had to leave because because regardless of what the topic was let's say you're at a girl's dinner and someone brings something up and someone just chimes in and it's like honestly I don't feel comfortable can we change the subject um imagine not doing that no someone you've been friends with for 10 years digging your heels in more right what did she say she said that 10 years ago Larsa was talking shit about Kim in her interview yeah and I feel like she was referencing a moment on the show like in 2011 Larsa said they would have showed it yeah I was waiting for them to show a clip no she will just like say anything and now she's like using I guess Larsa I mean maybe this was her last ditch effort to get a mojito and be a full-time cast member um so she was like I'm gonna bring up the thing

that everyone's talking about which is like why isn't Larsa friends with the Kardashians but as a Kardashian stan like I don't need to like it made me uncomfortable like there's nothing here that I need you to pick apart um because it's just like really really awkward and when I think back on the Kim and Larsa friendship I do remember like a lot of the friendship was surrounded around their kids so I definitely understand Larsa being like my kids used to play with his kids and you're out here talking about his penis like it's just disrespectful and it's inappropriate and I think any human being with like a modicum of grace and elegance and manners would know that that's just like not appropriate yeah and then when she goes to Gertie's event which was so nice by the way and it was like oh my god it was bothersome that

Larsa like came off in such a bad light because i really like her i wish she showed up on time and also saved the conversation for another time because just to come in and like be a part of the drama is just not a good look but adriana like again even when she was recounting the situation to alexia i had dinner last night with larsa i had dinner last night with larsa and she went like crazy on me it's like what did you do you crazy no wait woman she she said I went to dinner with Larsa last night she blew up at me for no reason and Alexia's like for no reason right like everyone has Adriana's number but she's so irrelevant that it like doesn't even it's not even worth talking about but because she keeps bringing up Kanye's penis like Larsa needs to

talk to her about it and then it looks like next week she's bringing up Kardashians again and Larsa leaves again and it's just like stop no and it seems like next week she's bringing up Kardashians again and Larsa leaves again. And it's just like, stop. No, and it seems like next week there is this, like, coming comeuppance with Larsa. Because, obviously, Julia's mad at her for saying the thing, having a baby out of wedlock. Adriana's obviously mad at her for a multitude of reasons. Gertie's now mad at her for starting the fight at and coming late to her event. So it's like Loserville ganging up on Larsa but I'm still team Larsa oh so am I by the way and I feel like Lisa and Alexia are this is so uncomfortable for her

and she's handling it in the best way possible um yeah I mean I think she signed up with the show knowing like at some point this conversation was going to be had like what the fuck happened with you and the Kardashians but I don't think she ever for once thought it would come from Adriana saying Kanye's penis is big and thick. Yeah. Agreed. Like if she were having lunch with Lisa and they were just like talking about old friendships. Like perhaps she could have shed light on it then. But the way that it's coming up and Adriana is just like grasping at straws.

And you know what? Like I definitely had some preconceived notions about Larsa like for her you know she was like super rich in Miami and then moved to LA and became like so famous with the Kardashians and now she came back to Miami and I definitely would have thought like she had this kind of air about her like I think most people would like you just feel like you're better than everyone like you hung out with the Kardashians for multiple years in a row like I would think I was better than you too. Like, I get it. But one of the biggest takeaways I've had from knowing more about Larsa on the show

is she's actually not like that at all. She's very quiet and she's very sweet and she's very lovely and she's polite. So Adriana being like, you came back here, you think you're better than us. Actually, Larsa doesn't act like that at all when I would have expected her to. And so Larsa's saying, no, maybe you feel that way about yourself, but it but it's not anything I've ever done like I don't give off that vibe that I think I'm better than everyone she's nice to everyone I completely agree she's nice to everyone she doesn't talk down to people if anything other people in this group have that issue I don't feel like she treats them like she's better than them I feel like for some of the women they feel

like maybe you know if we weren't filming like you don't want to be my friend you don't care about me and that's probably true um that's all these all these shows yeah but like are you're not going to want to be friends with everyone sorry and there are people on the cast who it seems like she is friends with you know like a more authentic way like lisa so it's like level up or we're not going to be hanging out off camera level up or get the fuck out also Lisa and Lenny's relationship was just cracking me up last night I know people think they're like going through it but I actually thought their confessional um bickering was really funny and cute yeah I think like it's extremely brave to put your bickering out there as someone who's bickered publicly many times um people are so mean and they're so quick to judge even though though like half of marriage, half of a successful marriage is spent bickering.

It's just life. So there was nothing in those scenes that made me really worry or question their marriage. I thought it was traditional bickering because Lisa was like, yeah, you know, he was a lonely child and it was definitely kind of lonely for him. And he was like, well, I wouldn't say that. But, you know, I wish I think it would have been better if I had a sibling which is basically what Lisa said like yeah no it was really funny and on the one hand I'm like if you can be like honest about your bickering and you're not hiding it and doing it in the shadows then it's extremely healthy but then I do think about Adrian and Paul and how they that was not bickering Jackie that was full-blown assault. Like, the way they would just come at each other

over plates, like, that was not cute confessional bickering. That was full-blown divorce. Okay, because they were like, before they were getting divorced, they were like, the bickerers. No, no. As a bickerer myself, I don't relate to those two people whatsoever. They were never bickerers. They were always taking things so far.ickering is not like they used to make these grand statements like oh I don't know why I'm here in the first place like that's what bickering is bickering is like oh my god you're so fucking annoying like shut up yeah yeah yeah okay fine I just always associate them with bickering and I'm like well then maybe it's not healthy to bicker in the public no your association is incorrect okay thank you for clearing that up because I didn't

know how to reconcile my two ethoses here no um so how many episodes are there and is there a reunion I think that was like the ninth episode there is a reunion it's already filmed I wouldn't be surprised if like uh no next week's probably not the finale uh but I think it's coming up actually I don't know but they did film the reading Alexia's wedding is going to be filmed no because they wound up getting married in December oh like just recently yeah the August thing didn't go through I mean how could it there's nothing it's July and there's no venue Gertie put on quite an event. That Haiti charity event was, I was like, oh, I would let this bitch

plan my wedding in two seconds. The lighting for the fashion show was beyond. The fashion show was sickening. And we've been to a lot of fashion shows and a lot of charity events in Housewives Universe. And it's pathetic. Do you remember OC Fashion Week on the boat? Like beyond.

A hundred percent. The fashion show, like the fashions were sickening it reminded me of Project Runway like the whole thing yeah no it was so so well done and I agree doing a fashion show on a housewives franchise is brave it's it's brave and she knocked it out of the park the event was amazing and I just wish like people weren't mad at Larsa I know because honestly like I'm not I'm not feeling like was amazing and I just wish like people were mad at Larsa I know because honestly like I'm not I'm not feeling like she deserves and I hope that like the OG girls like Lisa Marisol Alexia I hope they stand up for um Larsa next week yeah but Adriana is like also an

OG and I don't they don't claim her at all they do not claim her at this point I don't think they knew that she wasn't going to be a housewife I didn't even realize that she wasn't a housewife until you said it like this week when we were recapping. It was the first thing I realized because I was beyond confused because she was in the opening scene with Lisa Alexia Marisol. They had like all the OGs. And I'm like, but she's not holding a thing in the opening credits. I was beyond confused. Yeah. And she has confessionals.

Right. Like Kiki doesn't have a confessional, and Kiki's a friend of. Mm-hmm. No, I think they had every intention of making her a housewife, and then she stunk up the joint. I can't stand her. Like, I really can't. She's just like, she's one of those people who's just beyond wrong,

which is not a crime, of course. But to speak with such conviction about your wrongness, that should be illegal. Can't stand. I was pulling my hair out watching last night like i it was peak like we've been saying like she's you know the woe like she makes no sense and nobody even like gives her pays her mind with all her nonsense but it was just like on a whole other level last night hundred burn hat yeah um okay so that's the end

of the show i just wanted to give you a few seconds to see if you wanted to break your own water like so we could just get it on the podcast um i wouldn't know how so i'm sorry that it didn't happen i know you would have loved that really hard i just broke my own water push that's not how it works that's not how any of this works no i know i'm just learning so much about how it all works I know but it's a lot of just waiting around which is my least favorite thing to do um so before we wrap up Jackie is there anything you want to say to the toasters before you become a mom like before you leave us and come back a totally different woman i mean just thank you everyone for being

a toaster this has been you know it is a dream and i'm excited to bring a fresh perspective when i come back and share everything and learnings etc and go on this next chapter with all of you i'm i'm excited for the future and it's just it's crazy it's it's emotional but also everything makes me emotional for sure um okay so i guess i wish i had like more powerful words but perhaps when i come back the words will flow i just you know there's a lot going on right now. In search of your mucus plug? You're obsessed with my... I just found out what that was, and I'm just beyond obsessed.

And then I Googled it and deeply regretted looking at the images. Yeah, I did not look at Google images. I just looked at, you know, the factoids. It was beyond. Okay, so, like, bye, I guess. Like, it's over? Yeah, we're wrapping up? We're wrapping up.

Let's, lead us out, Claude. Oh, say can you see By the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming? streaming and the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night was still there oh say does that star spangled

banner yet wave for the land of the free and the home of And of the free. And the home of the brave. I don't know why.

That was just, it felt right. A national anthem moment. Paying respect to our country, to you, to motherhood. To the Super Bowl. Watch out, Mickey Guyton, because that's going to be hard to top. You know, I thought that was actually pretty good. It was really stunning. I think everyone is quaking right now. That was really unexpected and beautiful.

Thank you for leading us out in such a way. Do you know why I did that? No. I just had to make it about myself for just one last time. Okay. Jackie, we love you. Good luck. Godspeed.

We'll be waiting for you with open arms, toasters. It's only a month. Don't worry. Read a book. We'll be back in a month. Jackie, me, co-host Benhost Ben Brian anyone you want to see DM some of your favorite Instagrammers And be like they're looking for co-hosts please reach

Out to Claudia like I really need help so I love you guys thank you so much for listening to the morning Toast the millennial morning show where we deliver the fast five Stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube So if you're watching this on YouTube please feel Free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up We're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found so that's Spotify iTunes Stitcher public radio I already cast box all the places where we listen to podcasts find out some

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