The Toast - S5 Ep27: Catch Up With Claudia

Episode Date: February 25, 2022

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Hi, everyone. It's me, Claudia, popping on, not to be misleading, but I'm being a bit of a cock tease. This isn't a full episode. I just did want to pop on. And first of all, wish everyone a happy Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend. Friday, Friday, getting down on Friday. Hi, everyone. How are you? I miss you. Not to be disappointing. It's just me. Jackie is obviously not here. There is so much I need to update you guys on, so I thought I'd drop this really quick episode. Check in, say hi. Hope everyone's taking good care of their skin, drinking lots of water, not getting too hung over. There's been a lot going on. I mean, I don't know if you live under a rock, but if you don't have Instagram, Jackie has given birth. Baby and mom are home. They're doing well. Jackie wanted me to send all of her love to you guys. She really thanks you all for the incredibly sweet, helpful messages she's been getting. She's very overwhelmed, but she's doing well. And I've been at her house literally every day. She's so cute. The baby's so cute. Thank God, knock wood. It's all good. And I have

a lot I just want to update you guys on. I know a lot of you are messaging me. You're dying without the toast and I hear you. So this is just a public service announcement. Of course, we're not back till March 14th. But the Patreon has been like a lifeline, I think. So if you're not a Patreon member yet, if you want to become one now, you're missing the toast. We have four episodes out right now. The first two, I did solo podcast episodes. Yes, by myself, literally my biggest fear. They were really fun. And I did standard toast episodes. I did the fast five. I did TV recap. Because the second we went on break, like the whole world went to shit, you know? Sam Hunt is getting divorced. Kanye is being insane.

Kim is being cute with Pete. It was Valentine's Day. The Queen got COVID. There was just so much going on. Someone's going to host the Oscars. I recapped it all. I think both days I did like Fast Seven. There were so many stories we needed to talk about.

So classic episodes happening over on the Patreon. I also recapped a lot of TV because I started Love is Blind. I did Pam and Tommy, Euphoria. I watched a lot of TV. So all the things that have been going viral in the past couple of weeks, I'm holding down the fort, the first two Patreon episodes. The second two Patreon episodes are just as good. The third, I sat down with Margo, our sister, the snitch, the counselor, the snatchler. She just giving an update on her life. You know, it's so hard being so fabulous and interesting and the biggest influencer in Manhattan. So I was really excited to sit down with her. She gave us an update on her life, dating, the future of the snatchler. It was a great episode. And I just loved getting 40 minutes unabridged with Margo because I feel

like I can't get that. She's too cool for me. And then the fourth episode I think is the one that's really going to blow the Patreon out of the water. Here's Jackie. She's so like perfect. She podcasted two days up until she gave birth, which is insane. And then 11 days after birth, she sat down with me and recorded her birth story. So the entire birth story is up on the Patreon.

It was wild. I tried to like stop, like not interject so much because I had so many questions just about like the human body and like catheters. Like there was just a lot, a lot to unpack. So she gave the whole birth story. She's out here setting unrealistic expectations for women, podcasting 10 days after she gave birth, but she's a fucking queen. And that's how much she is dedicated to the toast and the Patreon. So those are the four episodes that are up. So if you're really fiending for toast, head over to patreon.com slash the morning toast. There's one more episode that's going to come out this month, which will be another podcast or vlog.

I haven't decided yet. And then March, we got more episodes coming. Jackie's back the 14th, but I don't want to overwhelm her. So she's going to come back as much as she can. But I've booked a lot of people for guest hosts. Of course, we're going to have the regulars, Ben. I know everyone wants Ben. He's coming, whether he likes it or not. Taylor Strecker, Brian Snitch, the usuals. And then I've booked some pretty, some pretty sickening, I'm not going to lie, guest co-hosts for When Jackie's Gone. We've got influencers, comedians, reality stars. Really good. I'm still booking a lot of them, but a lot

of them have already been booked. We got models. Yeah, it's going to be sick. So starting March 14th, we're going to be back five days a week, but Jackie will not be with us every day. Now, I would be lying to you if I said I wasn't self-serving in wanting to post this podcast today because I have major news and I just feel like sharing it with you guys because I know a lot of people were disappointed in me, again, that I didn't have a New York show for I fucking love New York most of the time. And I added one more show to my tour. It's the final show. It is the biggest venue I've ever done. And I'm playing the Madison Square Garden Theater, the Hulu Theater, on May 5th in New York. And tickets are on sale today at noon Eastern time. So all the information's on my Instagram. I would love to see you guys there. I've been like, I've had such a pit since I found out that this was the venue we were going to do. And the reason why the show was delayed was because like, I wanted to find the perfect

venue, something very iconic, very New York. And it just took a little bit more time. So thank you guys for being patient with me. So if you live in New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, I would love for you to come. The Madison Square Garden Theater is in Madison Square Garden. So it's right by Penn Station. So if you're coming in from out of town, it's super easy. The Patreon presale started Wednesday, and I'm so glad everyone got their tickets. But now the general on sale for everyone is today at noon. So this episode is dropping right now at 9am. Going to give you guys three hours to get your shit together. Noon Eastern is when the tickets go on sale for everyone. I would really, really love to see you guys. I'm very proud of this moment. And I just, I would really love for you guys to be there. So I'm self-serving and that's really what I wanted to come on here and say,

but I also just wanted to check in, let you guys know there's lots of stuff happening over on Patreon. So I don't want you guys to feel like we abandoned you. Jackie's doing great. She loves you and yeah, that's really it. Um, I hope you guys are doing well, staying safe, drinking water, et cetera, et cetera. I love you. Thank you for listening to The Morning Toast. I'm going to go now because I'm on tour this weekend. I can't wait to see you guys this weekend. And thank you so much for listening to The Morning Toast, the millennial morning show

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Hope you guys have a great weekend. Stay safe. I love you. Bye.