The Toast - S5 Ep28: Maternity Jax: Monday, March 14th, 2022

Episode Date: March 14, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Monday. Happy first day back from maternity leave. Hey, Claude, how are you doing? Nobody fucking cares. How are you? I'm really good. I'm so happy to be back. This morning was pure chaos, like trying to make this happen. But, you know, the plan plan I'll tell you how my morning went but like so far everything's on track Harry just fed at the breast and so I have as much time as I'm going to have who knows how much time that could be there will probably be a lot of pauses throughout if he's crying or something but I'm just hoping that everything goes as smoothly as it has been going this morning I woke up and I pumped while I did my makeup. Then he woke up and I fed him and now we're toasting.

And so I'm just hoping for a great show, which I feel like it's going to be because I miss you guys so much. You're such a mom. I fed him at the breast. Fed him at the breast. Yeah, well, this man is so hungry. Yeah.

And I'm exclusively breastfeeding and we are living drop to drop. Drop, every drop counts counts I have a feeling I know where he gets that hunger from it's definitely our side of the family um and I feel for him I know what that's like and it's it's he's got a long life ahead of him you know yeah and I would love to be in studio but I just can't leave the house for that long due to the need to feed and I am pumping multiple times a day but he eats everything that I pump that day. And I'm using the Haka, and he eats the Haka that day too.

I don't have one drop for stash, and I've been pumping two to three times a day. So hopefully we'll get to that place, but right now I am chained to the home. I just want your chain to the rhythm. I just want to say, so unfortunately I was not allowed in the hospital room, which is upsetting, of course. But of course, you know, your body, your choice.

But since then, I do feel as though I've gotten to see new parts of you, literally. I mean, the way you just whip them titties out, girl, is just stunning. The way you're just always like draining those nipples. I've just really been able to see a very nude side of you. And I'm really excited about it because I'm your sister but I feel like you don't really let me see you naked no I'm not a naked type of person and I always would have thought that like I mean my preconceived notions of breastfeeding are all out the window yeah and I could do a whole episode on breastfeeding at this point because it has been

a journey and I had no idea that it was so physically emotionally mentally taxing I'm in like a decent place right now I think my nips do hurt but it's been it's been a wild ride but I always thought I would be someone when I breastfed that I'm like you know what I'll be in private like I don't I have no issue with people breastfeeding in public but I I'm not even like nude in front of my sisters so like why am I gonna whip my tit out yeah but now it's like this man needs to eat bring out the breast no a hundred percent and now do you understand like people who um like okay so the first time I ever got in trouble on the internet the first of many was like years ago when I tweeted like there's a woman breastfeeding in the doctor's office like getting private like I was like and

the breastfeeding community descended upon me as they should as they should do you now understand the sensitivities from the breastfeeding community I understand the sensitivities but I'll never understand descending upon someone who just like is saying something that is different from what you think but I also like don't you have. You have no idea. When you wrote that. Like. You don't know a shit about breastfeeding. So it's like. I was literally 14.

Like. I shouldn't have even cared what you thought. I saw a breast. And I was like. Boobie. No. I would have thought the same. But now.

Like. To me. A boob. Is not. A private part. It's not even like a. You know. A thing.

Other than. Like. It's a fork and a, you know, a thing other than like, it's a fork and a knife. It's a meal. Yeah. 100%. It's a plate. It's a dish. That's all it is. And you know what? This isn't my plate. This is Harry's plate. Yeah. So Harry's getting them titties good. In case you missed it, or if you're not on Patreon or you're not on Instagram, I gave birth on February 13th, which was crazy because it was literally, I went into labor Saturday night. Well, it was Sunday morning because it was 1.30 a.m.

but I hadn't fallen asleep yet. So it was really like Saturday night for me. And our last show was the day before and it really couldn't have worked out any better. No, you podcasted until one day before you gave birth and you're back on the podcast a month after. And if you're not setting unrealistic expectations for women, then I don't know who is. No, I just want you to know like this, this is a facade because everything else going

on here is chaos. I don't even think Harry recognized me today because he's like, who's this woman like looking so glamorous when all I've seen around the house is a hot mess? Yeah, like who's this glamazon and where's my wench? Where's my cow? So if you guys are looking for Jackie's full birth story, it's up on the Patreon. We're not going to get into all of that today because we already did about like a 40-minute episode on the Patreon. Like how it all happened.

Contractions, water breaking, what I felt, what what was the worst part what was the best part like it's all there for you but just to um clear the air because there were some rumors you did not have an at-home water birth i read that about you that you did i read that you facilitated that you were my doula but it's just crazy how rumors start and you know what's crazy about that rumor is that I heard that I started it you wish your dream I would do anything to be your doula you you say that but you're actually like so chicken shit you know yeah no no no like I can never you can't experience pain I don't even think you can be like around pain you don't like look at gory stuff and I just don't know that you are the type of personality that's needed in the birthing room honestly yeah no I feel like when I give birth like I don't even want to be in the

room no and I said this on the patreon but when I was going through labor like all I mean I was thinking about a lot of things but one thing I was thinking about was what parts of it Claudia will be able to handle and what parts like she's gonna have to find a way to skip over no and I think that most of it sounds like something I need to skip no yeah I know no definitely um definitely concerned about that for sure yeah so check all of that out on the patreon other than that it's been just like a crazy it really feels like a month but it also went by so quickly but every week I mean every day is so different people are always like how are you doing I never know how to answer I'm like good how are you yeah no when I was I've done like five shows since you've been on maternity leave and every single time um people come to

me and greet they're like how's Jackie how's baby Harry I'm like you know she's doing good like the usual she's exhausted but like she's so happy that's always what I say yeah and that's really how I feel in like different times of the day like when we have a successful feeding you know he falls asleep like at the boob and it's just like seamless and then like we're just sleeping together like those are beautiful moments other times I feed him for 40 minutes and he's still hungry afterwards and crying so it comes in waves but it's it has been a beautiful experience and I think it's what I expected except definitely not the breastfeeding part like that has been more challenging way different than

I expected yeah I didn't know that there were so many challenges that came along with it and that even if like you could breastfeed and everything is like working that it's still you know a challenge and and then the challenge arises every two to three hours so it's like even if your nips are raw like you got to get back in the game. No. And really the only kind of firsthand experience we have with breastfeeding is Olivia. And Olivia was like a killer breastfeeder. Couldn't make enough milk.

Freezer full of milk. Kayla literally is still breastfeeding and she's like 100 years old. Like no, she's not still breastfeeding. That was a joke. But like Olivia had a really, you know, knock wood, easy go of it with the breastfeeding. Yeah. Like there was always a bottle for Kayla when she wanted a snack. No, their freezer was literally like a farm.

I don't know when the farm freezer starts. I'm so excited. So many times I'm like, you know what? I'll start thinking about like putting this in the freezer. But it's like this man needs every drop. So we're giving it to him. But it's just it's a wild ride. And I really I don't want to set an unrealistic standard

because like you've been here you've seen it's not been glamorous no not at all not at all but I want to put my best foot forward with the toasters and I'm just excited to to enter Toastlandia for an hour and a half I know it's truly an escape especially because we have so much to catch up on I mean we're gonna do a fast five. It's not going to be the fast five of like what happened yesterday. It's going to be the fast five of like the big shit that's been going on. I have been doing episodes on Patreon. So if you're looking for like really in-depth analyses of like Kanye's Instagram posts,

that's all available on the Patreon. Today's going to be more at a glance, which we love to do here. We do. And I meant to ask you, Jackie, have you seen last night's episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City? I did so I am officially all caught up on television except I have omitted Real Housewives of Orange County because I only have so many hours of free time in my life right now and it just can't be spent watching things that don't spark joy but for the first few weeks of breastfeeding like I wasn't watching tv while I breastfed because I really needed to like focus on the latch and everything that was going on everything's so precarious but this week I've been like in a better place so I'm able to like

watch tv while I feed and I've been able to catch up on like literally everything and like last night I woke up how many times before I like three I had three feedings like in the night so that's when I watched Salt Lake City it was actually perfect oh that's great okay well I am obviously all caught up on television too because I have no children and I'm free as a bird. And even I have not caught up on Real Housewives of Orange County. I really have. And I have given up on it. Yeah. Some things have to go, but everything else, I mean, what else is on? New Jersey, Salt Lake City, Summer House. I'm working on Gilded Age. Me too.

Like, I am, I'm there. Also, I just want to give a shout out because, I want to give a shout out to podcasts. I obviously, like, you know, have a special place in my heart for podcasting. Like, it is my occupation of choice. But, like, there is no better partner for breastfeeding than podcasts. Because you really, like, TV's not great because you want to be able to focus on the latch and like you wind up being able to focus on neither but with a podcast like it goes by so quickly it's so funny and I'm actually so excited for you to be doing the toast without me so many days a week because I will be able to enjoy the toast while I breastfeed so if any of you are

listening right now while breastfeeding like you got this like it's it's gonna be great baby's loving what you're making compliments to the chef compliments to the chef and speaking of co-hosts yes this week we've got a great lineup if you want to check out who's on this week um check out our instagram we're gonna go moving forward at the cadence of jackie joining once a week if you want to do more let me know but i have filled most of the next coming weeks with some sickening people and i don't want to give any clues because I want – actually, I am going to give one clue for one particular person because I'm unbelievably excited for this person.

But just know we have, like, weeks of amazing co-hosts, including one person who does not like beachy waves. And that's all I'll say. But you think the girls in France are doing beachy waves? That's all I want to say. Okay, I think I know who that is, and I'm so excited. It's going to be unhinged. You guys have no clue. We're going to try and start off every week

with a Monday with Jackie, but depending on the co-host schedules and also Jackie's frame of mind. Or just Chuck and Jive. There will be five episodes except for when I'm on tour. Speaking of, I added a second show in Houston because the first one sold out in 35 seconds. So head over to girlwithnojob.com slash tour for your tickets. And of course, we haven't even been on the air. Sorry to like make

now about myself. I was about to ask you, I was about to ask you, how was your maternity leave? You know what? It was so fucking busy. It flew by all. So I was gone for like three out of four of the weeks. But the first week that we were on maternity leave where you were like actually having a child and I was actually doing nothing was so glorious like I just maternity leave without the child is really something more people should do I agree but also give yourself credit you were doing the lord's work you were watching Bryce oh I was everybody wants to know how that went you know what I'm not gonna lie like I was really um like not into the idea even though it was my idea the second I offered it I was like why did I do that like I just I saw vacation Bryce we

all went away for the holidays and Bryce was on vacation and he was not acting like a good dog should so I was like oh my what have I just invited into my home and I was kind of dreading it like the entire time leading up to him being scooped up at my house I do want to I just say that um and it was the most glorious what was it like eight or ten days yeah it was Sunday night or Monday to third to the following Thursday yeah exactly it was incredible like the love I have in my heart for Bryce is unmatched. He's such a good angel boy. He loves his mommy and his auntie. And we like, it was just an energy match. Like he and I were kindred spirits.

Theo, I think towards the end was like, can we get this stranger out of our home? But I loved, and like when it was time for Zach to come pick up Bruno, because I was going to Florida for tour, I was like low-key like depressed like I was so sad. Bryce will do that to you and I know you didn't have faith in Bryce but I knew that Bryce had faith in himself and he was going to show you and I knew it was going to be a magical time for you. I actually didn't expect it to go as amazingly as it did. I figured he would like take some time to adjust but no he fit right in he had the most amazing time and honestly when he came home like I missed him so much when he came home he had no time for me we needed like

one or two days to reconnect while also like there is this new person in the house and he's trying to like adjust mentally and place now he has settled into the big brother role he's so curious about like you know and every once in a while he's like sniffing around, especially when we're breastfeeding. But then he like settles right next to us and it's so beautiful. And he's just really become a responsible, loving big brother. And he's also like really territorial of me. Like if Harry's ever like sleeping and so I'm alone, like he wants to be curled up like

a little baby fed with a bottle and put into the crib and swaddled. Does he try and get at the rest yeah oh yeah he's so interested in what's going on there I couldn't imagine anything more painful than Bruno oh breastfeeding I was gonna say can you imagine being Bruno going on a vacation to your cousin's house and coming home and being replaced and there's literally this like child latched at your mother's breast no I think it's been a lot for him especially think about where we were like right before I gave birth like Bruno and I were attached at the hip like attached at the belly we couldn't be apart for more than honestly an hour yeah like when I had to go to my doctor's appointments like I missed brew Bryce all ice and Bryce on ice and Bryce on ice and Bryce on ice and Bryce on ice.

I just I love Bryce. I was so grateful. Anytime if you're feeling overwhelmed, like, you know, he's always welcome at Auntie's place. Thank you so much. It actually is so good to know. And I will perhaps use that going forward. And I just want to thank Theo for being so accommodating and selfless during this time he's a selfless king as the big cousin in the group as the number one guy in this group that's what he does yeah it's very true um so what else do we want to

recap I mean I've been going 100 miles an hour and I have probably met in the last month a thousand toasters like I not only have I think I did five shows since we wrapped with five meet and greets, but also Ben and I and Brian have been going around, you know, Spritz is now in Total Wines in Florida, I think all of the locations, and Total Wines and BevMo's in all of California. So that's been really huge. And when I was in Florida and when I was in California for tour, we did these like little pop-up meet and greets and I met like thousands of toasters. It was incredible. And everyone got to try Spritz for the first time. So a lot has happened in the last month. Like Spritz is like kind of like changing the world. And don't forget to use CoToast at

SpritzSociety.com. Totally. Don't forget to do that. And I have a Spritz to celebrate the return of the toast. I'm so happy for the toasters that were back like everything is as it should be you know it was definitely you know hard to be away but you know absence does make the heart grow fonder and I do think you know of course I say this all the time like you do the show every day sometimes it feels like you're just like shouting into the void but going off for a month and seeing how like people like need this show to live that was really nice and we only heard that because we were on maternity leave so I just think like while it was torture it was nice to know like people still watch the show yeah and nice to know that we were missed and I think we're all like, really feeling grateful for the toast today.

Yeah, I think we all love the toast. Exactly. Oh, speaking of Nickelodeon, speaking of Nickelodeon, this Friday on the toast, I'm sure you guys already know, Josh Peck from Drake and Josh and the Vlog Squad is joining me to co-host. He's promoting his book, which I have gotten into. I started reading it, and I was, like, going to finish it. And I'm like, I have to talk about this in a week. So I held off on like this, the second half, I'm going to finish it this week, right before he comes on. It's such a good book. I actually think it comes out tomorrow. And I think that like everyone should try and get it and read it before he comes on,

because it's really in depth and I'm like going to go hard. He's going to host with me, but then on the second half of the show, I want to do, like, a full book recap with him. It's such a good memoir. Like, really good. Okay. I'm so excited to read it. You said such good things. And I do have a bit of reading time in my schedule.

I started a book a few weeks ago. Like, two weeks ago. It's taking me a while. But it's, like, the perfect thing to do when, like, Harry falls asleep on me. And I don't want to, like, make a lot of noise because it's so precious. So I will add that to my book cycle and speaking of books you know it's really good it's never too late to become a redhead though you might want to skip this month because the reviews for the book are dastardly but really who chose it yes dana and dana's never flopped before, so she's allowed.

But the good news is- Dana's in her flop era. The worse the book is, the better the episode is. So- That's true. You know, it's a give and take. It feels like very RDH to just jump right in. Right now, I just, I don't feel like, I don't feel like it's time. But I don't know what more I can like share with everyone.

Is there anything else you want to talk about? I mean, I have a million things I want to talk about. I mean, we need to obviously do a Patreon episode just about the first month and all the ins and outs and taking people's questions and such because I've been getting so many questions about how things are going. But oh, I just also wanted to give one other shout out to something that I watched. I started watching it like two days before I went into labor. And then I was watching it like the first three weeks like when I had a time.

And that is the show Ladies of London. I can't even tell you how incredible the show is. I don't know why I decided to rewatch it. It's three seasons of utter perfection. And it was so like it was such a joy to have in my life. And I was, like, looking forward to it so much. Like, when I'm pumping, like, that's what I would watch. And if you're looking for just, like, premium content, that show just lives rent-free in my mind now.

That show was really, like, a moment in time. Yes. And it was filmed, like, six years years ago but it's as relevant as ever and also now that like I just am like so into British history like the things that they do in the places that they went like obviously Mapperton is it's is the character in itself but like every episode they're doing something so fabulous like going to castles going to Scotland going to Denmark like there's so much history there. It's an amazing show. I just like needed to shout that out.

And you know what's so funny about Mapperton is I feel like ever since watching The Crown. I too have been like you know not as much as you. Like just dabbling in British history. And some of the documentaries I watch on like stuff. Julie is in every documentary. She's like a royal expert in everything. No. Yeah. She her brand now is like the American Viscountess. And she has like a Patreon and a YouTube channel where she like tours different. Not a Patreon. A Patreon. She tours different like stately homes.

And where we were watching something. I guess it was. Yes. When we were on vacation we were watching a documentary on. High clear. the real house in Downton Abbey. And they just had all these different experts talking about what it's like to maintain these homes, how much it costs, etc. And she was one of the royal experts. Yeah, which is a great path for her. But after watching Ladies of London again, I'm just like, I have no time for her. And it's also making me so excited for Real Housewives of Dubai because of Caroline Stanberry. I mean, Caroline Stanberry is a queen, like, unapologetically.

Everything of the sort. Everything of the sort. It was insane. So if you're looking for just something good to binge watch that's, like, mindless but also, like, quite mindful, Ladies of London. That's my tip of the day. I mean, season one, Ladies of London, Caprice. That was truly an iconic moment that most people will never get to experience again for the first time, you know? Yeah.

And then she was just swiftly never to be seen or heard from again. No. Is she okay? I know. And I was finishing season one when I went into labor. And that's when Caprice goes into labor. She's having one child. No, like, so she had hired a surrogate,

and then, like, a month later got pregnant naturally. So she was having two kids within a month of each other. And, like, as she's talking about being dilated and stuff, I'm like, oh, my gosh, like, I'm dilating. It was just, like, very simpatico. You and Caprice, kindred spirits. Kindred spirits. So I guess with with that we can jump right in and you know maybe i'll remember things that i just wanted to share i feel like every time something happened i'm like i gotta talk about this on the toast well run of show

for today is we're gonna do the fast five little tv recap the finale of the worst season of house wives of all time real housewives of salt lake city season two. We'll recap. And then it's Monday, which means our Unburden Yourselves segment is on. It's actually only our second time ever doing the segment because we did it once and then we went on maternity leave. So Unburden Yourselves is our Monday segment where you can write in and tell us

something you did over the weekend that you just need to get off your shoulder and therefore unburden yourselves. We've got three unique ones. And if you ever want to submit, it's unburden yourselves, plural, unburden yourselves. We couldn't get the email unburden yourself. So it's unburden yourselves at gmail.com. Great.

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Thank you. Now. It's a pleasure. For our first story category is the Kardashians. Everything that has happened literally even in like the last 48 hours. Obviously we're not talking about like Kanye and Julia Fox breaking up because that's old news. And it's all been recapped on the Patreon if you're looking for that. Right.

But there are a number of things that we're going to get to. And we just want to list them off so I don't forget. First, we're talking about the text between Kanye and Pete that were shared yesterday, the photo of Pete, the tattoo, Kim, et cetera. Then we need to talk about Kim's quote about working hard and all of the backlash that that has sparked then we need to talk about Wolf Webster because Kylie shared the name of her baby boy like literally two hours after we finished the last episode of the toast and I have so many thoughts I have so many thoughts that I need to

share and then this morning the Hulu extended trailer for the show The Kardashians dropped. And there is so much in there. So let's start from the beginning. Kanye, Pete, ever since we went off the air, Kanye is still on Instagram, still, you know, sharing his truth, letting everyone know how he feels, when he feels it. And yesterday he shared text messages from Pete Davidson. I'm going to read them to you pete said yo it's skeet that is you know kanye's name for pete he said can you please take a second and calm down it's 8 a.m and it don't got to be like this kim is literally the best mother i've ever met what

she does for those kids is amazing and you are so fucking lucky that she's your kid's mom i've decided i'm not gonna let you treat us this way anymore and I'm done being quiet us grow the fuck up and Kanye wrote back oh you using profanity where are you right now and Pete took a screenshot a selfie of him in bed and said in bed with your wife okay I just have to say like I'm obsessed like beyond yeah I mean they're so, they also, like, made their relationship, like, Instagram official, sort of. Like, she posted a carousel of photos. A dump. He's, he, she took a big dump. And he's in two of the pictures.

She is no longer Kim Kardashian West. Her divorce has been granted. Her name has been changed on Instagram. And, like, she is moving forward. I don't think her divorce has been granted. I think she's been legally categorized as single. Right. Is that not a divorce granted? Like how? No. The law is a reason free from passion. I was going to say that's true. The law is reason free from passion. That's for damn sure. That's for damn sure. So she is just like forging ahead in this

new era of her life. And I think, you know, the last few months have been frustrating with Kanye and it seems like she's at a point now where she's like I'm not going to tiptoe around him anymore this is my new man and also like Kanye's not tiptoeing around her like he was out with Julia he has a new lady in his life and he's doing like he's more public with his relationships than Kim is right now it's just like they don't seem as stable as Kim's no I think Kim and Pete by proxy have reached this point where like they have. It's been a month now, a month that they have tried to handle everything privately. Never once say anything publicly about Kanye. Handle the whole thing with grace and just really try and keep it like within the family.

And now after a month, it's abundantly clear that that's not an option for Kanye. So like why should Kim and Pete let them – like let Kanye just drag them un – what's the word? Like without them responding. Like uncontested. Uncontested. Like no, bitch. Now we're all playing like that. Okay?

And I loved these text messages. First of all, I'm – okay. Like I know I said this the last time we were on the air and everyone like disagreed with me, but like now even more, like I'm kind of feeling like Kim and Pete like might be OTP. Like, of course, the way he's like defending his family and the way he talks about Kim as a mom, like I was actually crying. What?

Yeah. You just called Kim's family, his family. It's unclear if he's even met the kids yet because Kanye was like saying a few weeks ago, like you'll never meet the kids. I think that he has met them because in the text messages he was like, I'll see you. We can meet after Saints game. Like, they were all going to Saints game. Oh, shit.

Okay. Yeah, no, it's so crazy. Like, today it is March 14th. Like, they met in October. That's a long time. No, and the tattoo. And the tattoo. Okay, but, like, he gets tattoos really of, like, so many of the women that he hates, which is why he has so many tattoos.

Right, right, yeah. So it's not, like, as big of a deal for him as if, like, you got Ben's name tattooed on you. Which I feel like at this point I'd be comfortable doing. Like, I'm in for the long haul, you know? Right, right. So, like, yes, it's surprising, but also, like, I think he probably, with every every tattoo he gets he probably has a plan in place for how he's going to cover it up yeah no it's like not a big deal when you have that many tattoos like you just turn it into something else I agree but this whole saga just has really made me respect Pete so much I think those text

messages they're up on Instagram like I encourage everyone to like really look into the I read them 55 times like him saying us us us I was just unwell um him like defending Kim as the best mom ever which we know her to be and like it's and that's something she obviously like cares a lot about and I think that's why this whole saga has gotten to her because it's Kanye critiquing her parenthood parenting and me and Ben were actually talking about this in bed last night like about the TikTok thing and he was like Ben was saying you know I actually kind of agree with Kanye I certainly don't want our kids on TikTok I'm like no 100% but like it doesn't even matter anymore what they're arguing about because the manner in which Kanye has handled it is so

atrocious and it is borderline harassment that like I don't even care what they're fighting about anymore Kanye's wrong yeah yeah the the message has been lost whatever it once was and there's also like now all this like every day it's something else and I haven't been keeping up like I'm just tuning back in now and the fact that it's still ongoing is crazy it's crazy and they need this can't last yeah and I guess like someone could say like Kim like this will just be over if you take north off of TikTok and like while that may be true then you're just giving power to someone like oh you're gonna bash all of us on social media and then I'm gonna give you what you want that's just not that wouldn't be the smart thing to do honestly yeah

but it's also like not just about North on TikTok anymore like it's about Pete like he really yes but these like bouts on social media are triggered every time Kanye sees a TikTok and they just did this trend on TikTok I'm in love with an emo girl. It's a new Travis Barker, Machine Gun Kelly, Willow Smith song. It's so good. Me and Ben have been like all weekend. I fell in love with an emo girl. All I want is an emo girl. It's so good. I heard in Kanye's video, I didn't watch all of them or the whole things, but he was like North singing, I fell in love with an emo girl. It's such a good song. Okay, I'll have to check it out.

I'm so behind. All I listen to now, music, are like songs that are going to come. Harry. Oh, so you're listening to a lot of Toast by Claudia Oshry. I'm listening to a lot of Claudia Oshry. It's just the thing that's, it's the only thing that works. Kids love it. Kids, kid tested parent

approved okay so that's the latest with Kanye and Pete like and I'm sure it's not the final and now like Kim and don't get me wrong wait I'm like sad that Kim's going through this but the fact that we got these text messages like as a result and we got to see like Pete standing up for Kim I just I was overjoyed yeah and now we're gonna see like more Kim and Pete also in the trailer for the new Hulu show let's just jump really quickly because it came out this morning and there's so many different storylines that are happening but Kim is talking about Pete and he it is very much like part of the show also Travis and Courtney are trying to have a baby yep Tristan and Chloe are there but it's unclear like it doesn't seem like she ever really took him back but who knows what Kylie is talking about her pregnancy

Kendall is storming away from the table Scott is in it it. Yes. It seems like Kardashians, but like, I feel like they're even pulling back like one more layer. And they were always like showing us all of the layers. But I think that like, there's probably a couple that they had concealed over the years, but they're giving a little bit more of themselves like for this Hulu paycheck. Yes. And so I don't want to skip again, but the Variety article that she's getting a lot of backlash about, we'll talk about that. But in that interview's getting a lot of backlash about we'll talk about that but in that interview what a lot of people like are only talking about that one thing obviously but they talk a lot about how the style of this show is so different it's very like documentary vibes and you know towards the end with e like e was trying to get certain things they didn't say

exactly what they were talking about specifically but they said you know e wanted different things from the show and the way e wanted to set up the show was very different and you could tell like those stupid gimmicks and like all these pranks and then like these fights, like it was like fights and pranks. It was so stupid. So I actually think we're going to like this style of show much better. It seems like they're not wasting our time. Also, there's no commercial. So it's just like less standard stupid show vibes, you know? Yeah, I agree. And they kept talking about in the variety article like drone footage and i was like what do you mean we always get like an overshot of

the house but then when i saw the whole show was on drones right then i saw the trailer and it's like the drone zooms into chris's office yeah and so that's pretty cool and i'm sure it's also easier to be comfortable not that they're not comfortable around the cameras but instead of having like all of these people holding cameras around you like if it's just a drone like it's easier to just be real like more natural it also seems like they talk directly to the camera while they're filming like it's not just we only hear from them they're confessionals yeah it seems like it's more of like breaking the fourth wall it looks so fucking premium I can it's dropping in a month I honestly can't wait and

like I somehow ended up on the Kardashians on Hulu PR list I don't know if you saw my stories I did I got this like big box that said Kardashians on Hulu and it was like filled with gorgeous things that's so gorgeous they're doing a lot of promo like so a month feels like really far away like for the amount of press that they're doing like it should be dropping this weekend yeah I would love to see Kim on SNL again like I know it was only a year ago but like to promote the new show yeah maybe she'll go back because she has the inside track right even though I did watch this week's SNL it was atrocious and Pete was not in it for one minute because he's busy in LA yeah and Pete actually just got a new movie deal with Lorne Michaels it's going to be like a comedy about

his life which I feel like like every movie he does is like a dramatized version of his life. Like, didn't we just watch King of Staten Island, which was literally about him? Yeah. And then the other one, like Big Brother, the one where he's like a big camper. Yeah. Like he does. He's already done this movie.

Right. We watched it for Toast Movie of the Week. Remember? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Big counselor stuck at home. Yeah. movie right we watched it for toast movie of the week remember oh yeah yeah yeah big counselor stuck at home yeah adult adult life something big adult little something like that and machine gun kelly was in it yeah yeah and machine gun kelly was also in staten island i didn't watch staten island because i saw a big adult and that was enough for me. Big Adolescence?

Big Time Adolescence. Got it. We were so close, Big Adult. So close. Little Kid. Now we can talk about the Variety article. I hate that this moment got overshadowed, the whole thing, because it actually was a really interesting video to watch.

I mean, whoever was doing the lighting in the video, like, did the girls absolutely no justice. But obviously what everyone's talking about is, seems like nobody wants to work these days. Get your fucking ass up and work. Yeah. So Kim shares a quote about, I guess it's advice for, you know, how to succeed in business. She said. No, women in business. Women, yeah. She said, I guess it's advice for you know how to succeed in business she said women in business yeah she said i have the best advice for women in business get your fucking ass up and work it seems like nobody wants to work these days and this has sparked like a ton of backlash um of course because kim is a billionaire now she's got nannies and assistants

and chefs and trainers so it's easy for someone in that position to be like get your ass up and work someone who doesn't really live in the real world and as a lot of people pointed out was born in beverly hills and yeah i don't think that takes away from her work ethic but it definitely puts you in a position of privilege with access to things and so while it was definitely an out of touch thing to say, I do know what she was trying to say, which is definitely like we live in this culture and it's like the stereotypes about millennials is like millennials don't work. And we like I know what she was trying to say, but it was like not the vibe.

Yeah. I mean, I have a lot of thoughts about this. First of all, I think like the most outspoken critic was Jamila Jamil. Yeah. And this is what she said. She said, I think if you grew up in beverly hills with a with super successful parents in what was simply a smaller mansion nobody needs to hear your thoughts on success slash work ethic this same 24 hours in the day shit is a nightmare 99.9 of the world grew up with a very different 24 hours

i completely agree i just want to say one thing about jamila jamil because i like love her so much she's like been one of my role models but she's always coming for the Kardashians and she comes for women a lot and it's just like I and I think her points are valid but it's like I'm just more of a type of gal who lifts each other up you know yeah I mean when I read this variety article and I read that quote like it did not stand out like and I saw the video too and it was like before there was backlash it was like shared as like you know some like an empowerment thing like get your fucking ass up and work and it didn't like strike me as anything other than like just promoting hard work which is a value that I think is valuable and then seeing all of these different perspectives I'm like okay yeah

if you look at it like that like you could be offended by it but I just think in general like all she's saying is like work hard and not necessarily like do people who work hard have success and people who are successful sometimes don't even work hard. Like there are other factors that go into having success. But I think in general, just like promoting the concept of like hard work. Hard work isn't a bad thing.

It shouldn't be a controversial thing. I think, you know, if you're going to like dissect the quote, I mean, I guess they must have asked her like, what is your advice for women in business? That was the question. Because this should just be advice for anyone in business. Like, right. Not just women, but they asked her for women specifically. No. And you know what? Like, it's easy to poke fun at this answer because it is a little cringe. But, you know, so I made this Instagram Reels like about this particular video. It was like very funny. I mean, it got over a million views. Feel free to check it out.

And my God, the comments like, holy shit. Every comment is like, yeah, well, I don't want to have a sex tape. So I have to work hard. Sex tape, sex tape, sex tape. And I just got done watching Pam and Tommy, which was incredible, by the way. tape sex tape and I just got done watching Pam and Tommy which was incredible by the way and you really see like the

the consequences of having like your sex tape leaked especially as a woman like for Pam Anderson it was like so horrifying and so detrimental to her career whereas like Tommy Lee was a rock star who took his dick out at concerts like it didn't have as much of an effect on him

so just having seen that and then see like everyone be like sex tape saying safe really there's plenty of people have a sex tape but don't have a three billion dollar company so like kim does know a thing or two about how to build a business and maybe how she built her business is by non-stop hard work so that's her experience i don't think we can devalue that just because she did grow up in a privileged lifestyle which definitely gave her easier access to it But let's not forget she's faced many challenges. A hundred percent. But also there are so many people who are born into privilege. Who completely squander like every opportunity.

Who do nothing. Who create nothing. Who end up in jail. And yeah. Like there are so many different. Especially like in the Hollywood world. Like there aren't that many Kims out there. And I think what separates her from even just like a moderately successful celebrity is her work ethic.

And it's like when you think about all the things that she does and you could say like, well, yeah, you know, my work ethic would be strong if I was just like posting to Instagram, too. And it's like she's like not what she does for a living. It's not what she does for a living. Like, obviously, she has all of these businesses. She's also a mom. She's also like elected to become a lawyer. Like she wakes up at literally 5 a.m like her business is so much like her body and her looks and she spends time two a

days in the gym like this woman is working hard and that's her advice to other people like I think there if you want to you know break it down and be offended by it like go off I just think it wasn't that deep for me it's just like you want to be successful work hard isn't something that I think we should all be against yeah no I agree I but I did watch it and like cringe a little bit um but it is good advice like hard work will always pay off yeah no I think like a good work ethic is something that we should be striving for I agree right it's not like something that's like oh shouldn't that we should be striving for. I agree. Right. It's not like something that's like, oh, that we should look down on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, another interesting

factoid from the article is that all of the family members will be making the same amount, which hopefully means we will be getting an equal amount of airtime from the likes of Kendall and Kylie, because this will be shared split evenly evenly very interesting factoid that we are always curious about I agree I mean I'm all for equality but like on the last show I think that was like a source of a lot of the anger like especially as it pertained to Courtney where it's like we're all getting paid equal money but we're not contributing equal amounts of work so um I agree and Courtney is like so interesting now that she's the most interesting to look at that I'm actually really um praying for her to be an equal part of the pie

but that also goes for Kendall and Kylie yeah no honestly it makes me Chris it makes me think of Kendall and Kylie more because even though Courtney was always complaining like she was there and she showed up and I have I can't imagine Kylie was getting paid for those last seasons when she was not on and I also think for Courtney like being in this season of her life, like, when you are happier, you want to share these things. Like, there was so much that she didn't want to share, and so it just really siloed her. And I imagine she's just, like, you can even see on her Instagram, like, she's in a sharing state of mind. Yeah, I agree. And I think the revelation

that they want to have a child was like so shocking to me it just didn't occur to me because they both already have like big families um and I my first thought was like oh my god that must be crushing for Scott oh no my first thought was like I couldn't believe that they were sharing it with us considering there's been all this speculation like every time she steps out like they're like she's pregnant right and they're just gonna like take us on this journey with us and like be so open about something that is so private private yeah no I agree I'm really happy for them and now I'm like really equally excited to see every single sister they all I mean of course Kim always Chloe is the best Courtney has this like whirlwind romance

Kylie's pregnant and Kendall I feel like we literally know nothing about yeah like what's she been up to and she's like you know been sharing more about her relationship maybe we'll hear more about it probably yeah i would love to girl can dream yeah so there's a lot of exciting things on the horizon for the kardashians now we are 45 minutes into this episode pretty much and we were still on story one oh wait no there's more shit sorry there's more kardashian shit we need to talk about wolf webster because I have so many thoughts. And on Friday when we wrapped the show, Kylie posted to her Instagram. Okay, I know this is crazy and it's probably not true. But we dropped the episode like two hours before she posted and I had said like I just really am dying to know Kylie's name.

And when you're pregnant and breastfeeding and like postpartum, like I do think podcasts are a wonderful medium. And I think that there's a chance that Kylie heard what I said. And then she put it out there for me. Okay. You know me. I'm as delusional as an ex-girl. And I just think that that's not true. I think it's – I really think it's possible.

Like, imagine she's, like, perusing for podcasts. She goes – she likes a little bit of comedy. She goes over to the comedy section. This is what I've been doing. I've been, like, looking for podcasts. So, like, I go to, like, the episodes. And, like, we're always up there. Like, there's a chance that she has become a toaster in the last few months I don't think Kylie's out here listening to podcasts about pop culture like she lives in pop culture that's true I wonder what her interests are she probably listens to stuff about like aliens true crime yeah like shit normal people listen to damn well

Kylie if you're listening give me a sign yeah okay Well, Kylie, if you're listening, give me a sign. Yeah, okay. How about that? Kylie, if you are listening to this podcast, which I know that you're not, post something on your Instagram story today about nature. Or post a picture, like, of your manicure, if you have one. Okay, manicure or, like, trees. Okay. Like, oh, what a gorgeous day in Calabasas. Stunning. Except that she just posted this morning she's getting on a plane.

She posted a beautiful sunset. So I'm sure she has her nails done for the trip. Please post a picture of manicure or she could post the sunrise like you know what I mean yeah okay so she posted that she named her son wolf webster and I love the name and I promise you for about an hour Zach and I were here and like in the family chat like thinking about wolf wine rib it was never number it was never like going to be his name but like we didn't really have a second choice for a name and like in the family chat like thinking about wolf wine rib it was never number it was never like going to be his name but like we didn't really have a second choice for a name and like by the time i gave birth like wolf was my number two i completely agree i love the name especially like wolf webster wolf wine rib like i like the uh alliteration um i love the name and i loved it for you too and i was like fully supportive of changing Harry to Wolf. Yeah, except like.

He's such a Harry. He's so not a Wolf. Especially in some lights, like he does have a little strawberry in his hair and he's literally Prince Harry. He is Prince Harry and there's nothing Wolfy about him. So it was never going to suit him. I don't know. I've seen him.

I've seen him at that breast. It's pretty Wolfy. I feel like a lot of people did not like the name Wolf for Kylie. That was a consensus that I was seeing, but it's one of, if not my favorite of the Kardashian names so far. I completely agree because it's like a, it's not common, but it's not uncommon. It's like, it's not Stormy. Stormy is, actually I guess like there was like Stormy Daniels is the only other Stormy that I've heard of. And that's just a great legacy to leave.

Namesake. me that I've heard of and that's just a great legacy to leave namesake but um wolf like other people common people have named their kids wolf recently yeah yeah yeah no it's not unheard of yeah so I just thought it was a beautiful name and I needed to share that and I needed to let you guys know that like wolf wine rib was on the table almost not even almost but like we really all had a conversation about it we all agreed it's not the name but there was a conversation a conversation was had you're right so i just wanted to share that with everyone and then of course i was like oh my god when i do give birth i need to post wolf line up to my story

and that was just like really funny i'm like such a comedian. You're hilarious. Okay, let me check my list and make sure we've gotten through all the Kardashian talking points. And we have. Great. We are ready to move on. It's time to move on. It is time to move on. Are you ready for our next story?

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Free to download. Save yourself time and money. Love it. Thank you so much. Our next story is actually news from yesterday. Haley Bieber confirms that she suffered stroke-like symptoms due to a blood clot. So following reports that she was hospitalized this week, Haley Bieber clarified on social media that she suffered stroke-like symptoms due to a small blood clot

in her brain. She posted, on Thursday morning, I was sitting at breakfast with my husband when I started having stroke-like symptoms and was taken to the hospital. They found I had suffered a very small blood clot to my brain, which caused a small lack of oxygen, but my body had passed it on its own and I recovered completely within a few hours. Although this was definitely one of the scariest moments I've ever been through, I'm home now and doing well and I'm so grateful and thankful to all the amazing doctors and nurses who took care of me. That is so scary. Like no blood going to, no oxygen going to your brain for like a couple seconds so scary um it reminds me a little bit of like what happened to kim zolciak but she had an actual stroke years ago oh but when she was super young a blood clot i don't know what it was but it was just like you

don't hear about young people having strokes it's like not common yeah no this was it definitely incredibly scary and shocking and um i i mean i'm glad she's doing okay but that really can like is a great like young healthy knock on wood like yeah and something like this happens no so scary um and like just to have it happen sitting at breakfast like a totally normal day i'm sure Justin was there like that is so freaky um and I can only imagine how like scary it was if she was alone you know oh my god yeah yeah like that's just like something that is so bizarre I hope she can find out this feels like one of those like mysterious ailments that people spend like months and years trying to figure out like what happened I hope she can find like the cause of what happened to her yeah well it's not like a mysterious ailment like you know I always when I think of mysterious ailments I

think of um Lyme disease no I think of the show Royal Pains because they were always just like oh like house yeah and house too like where it's like it's blah blah blah right there's only one reported case in America in the last 50 years yeah and it's like only this doctor can fit can put it all together um but no i mean it's very clear like what happened she suffered a blood clot and like from what what do you get a blood clot right no exactly and especially like someone of her age and fit like there needs to be an understanding at least for her of what right caused it right 100 i'm really like sending her love i love hailey weaver has turned into one of my favorite celebrities in the last three years. Um, like the way I would take a bullet

for her. Like I just die. Like I die for her. Yeah, no, I totally agree. She's really, she's grown on me like in such a steady way that I don't see it ever turning because it's not like it was this like burst and sometimes things that burn quickly, you know, they burn out. They burn out too. But like, she has just been putting in the work for years now of, of Stan hood of a ship for her and Justin. Like if those break up, I'm like,

I, I don't, I, I really don't think that they will ever break up. No. And I think also what makes me like her so much is like, just by being herself and being married to Justin like she has put herself at like the center of one of the most toxic fandoms in the history of pop

culture and she's never once like addressed it or leaned into it like she just lives her life I'm sure it has to bother her that there are so many people like every time she gets paparazzi it's like Selena Selena Jelena Jelena like I can't it's so toxic and so rude like they're literally married and they have been for years like fuck off yeah um but I when I'm on TikTok I see these like Jelena accounts like oh look at this picture of Hailey and Justin Justin's thinking about Hailey like I mean Justin's thinking about Selena like shut up like shut up and she just handled the whole thing with like the utmost grace and elegance and that cannot be easy so like that's part of the reason I like stand really hard yeah I always forget about Justin and Selena but then you always remind me because like you see the Jelena stands on TikTok

I don't and since you brought up Selena like I just want to say she's been absolutely crushing it like on every red carpet she presented at the SAG awards which I wound up watching a lot of and they were yeah I don't know why I think it was because I watched the movie House of Gucci and I watched oh I watched the eyes of Tammy Faye and Spencer oh my because I watched the movie House of Gucci. And I watched, oh, I watched The Eyes of Tammy Faye and Spencer. Oh my God, I watched The Eyes of Tammy Faye also. Okay, I watched it on the plane and the plane ride home was so quick. I still have 25 minutes left. Like they just did that interview like after everything blows up.

Okay, yeah, the last 25 minutes, they do drag it out. They love to do that. And I had a lot of thoughts. I mean, it's a crazy story. I loved it, by the way. There was something about it that just like didn't connect for me. I can't explain it. Like the quality of the movie.

Like it felt just like sometimes with these like, you know, real people and we're just going to like dress up like them and tell the same story. It just like feels like theater. I mean, I know that it is theater. No, I get what you're saying. It just doesn't feel like artistic. I can't explain it. I thought Jessica Chastain was incredible.

I mean, everything she does. And it's clear like she loves this woman and her story and like took the job of telling Tammy Faye's story so seriously because Tammy Faye, and I was like Googling pictures of Tammy Faye on the plane because I wanted to see what she actually looked like. And there was this article like of a picture of Tammy Faye and RuPaul and it was like how Tammy Faye became like an LGBTQ plus icon like it's clear that like Jessica Chastain like either knew the story before or just like found the role and fell in love with Tammy and like wanted to do justice that's exactly what it was I watched her on the red carpet and she had

been working on this for 10 years she just and even she won for her role. And even in her speech, she just like talked about like this love that she has for Tammy and like how Tammy was just like this loving person. So she clearly did want to do justice for her. And I mean, I can't even just watching the movie like there was not a more trusting, you know, open hearted person who couldn't even see like this monster. No, do you know what she was? She was a believer. She was a good Christian. Like she was like, I think, I mean, I'm not Christian, but it's like exactly what the Bible tells you to be like kind to everyone. Like she was a good Christian and that made her like extremely vulnerable and like open to people taking advantage of her.

Like that scene where Andrew Garfield is like making fun of her with his friends like I wanted to die like that was so sad so sad no it was a great movie I'm so glad that you watched it too and then I watched House of Gucci which was also a pretty good movie except for the fact that I'm sorry to say I know what you're gonna say Lady Gaga ruined it yeah no I actually have heard similar sentiments it just wasn't seamless you know like you were just constantly aware of who she was I want to say Jared Leto like was the most amazing part of the movie you should watch it it was a story that I did not know so you don't know how it's going to end and it was I mean it's a crazy story but she did not I mean if she if she wins any awards for it like that's just not well she was snubbed

for an Oscar um even though I don't know if it's like a snub if you didn't deserve it you know I don't think it's a snub I just want to say like if if there wasn't all this like Oscar buzz around it like she wouldn't be held to such a high standard you know every time she's in there like will she become an EGOT and it's like it doesn't have to be that way so if she's just like acting in a if we're just looking at her as acting in a movie like it was fine but like there was nothing oscar worthy about it um and spencer okay spencer was literally the movie jackie because first of all it takes place over like three days at i think it was sandringham i think for christmas um and i just hate movies that focus on like one specific period in time I still also have 20 minutes left because the flights were so short so I need to

finish both of these movies so I don't know maybe the movie's longer than those three days at Christmas I don't think so um and to be honest like I did not think it was good first of all like I don't know what Diana was like in person but if she was anything like Kristen Stewart then I would have fucking hated her like the way she talked like kristen made her so annoying and the movie actually makes diana look terrible like i don't know if like if that was the point but it made diana look like bad should i watch it no i don't think i like it i want a movie about the whole story and i just want to say, airlines, literally, airlines don't get enough credit.

They had all these Oscar movies, some that are still in theaters, on United and Delta. I was so excited to be watching Tammy Faye. That was just, I wasn't expecting such fresh, gorgeous, relevant content on Delta. Yeah, I'm glad that,

yeah, we're so relevant. Movie critics here. They're keeping up. Look at us, Oscar girlies. Ebert and Roper. I'm Cindy Kenyon with the Eyewitness News Movie critics here. They're keeping up. Look at us, Oscar girlies. Yes. Ebert and Roper. I'm Cindy Kenyon with the Eyewitness News Movie Minute. Ebert, Roper. What the fuck is that?

They're movie critics. They're critics. You know what we are, Jackie? Penn Teller. Okay, are you ready for our next story? Yes. It's some news about our favorite guy, Elon Musk, and he is a father again. Grimes is spilling the tea that they welcomed a second child secretly in December.

So Grimes sat down for a wide-ranging interview with Vanity Fair, and she shared the news that her and Elon welcomed a daughter via surrogate in December. You know what's so funny is she didn't really reveal. Oh, Bruno. He hears his auntie. Like Grimes didn't really reveal anything. She invited Vanity Fair into her home to do an interview and the baby started crying. And she was like, oh, I don't know why I assumed you guys could come here and not know that there was a second child upstairs so yeah we had a baby yeah which is just

so cute they're not together right now were they together when they contracted the surrogate I would imagine yes I mean that would have been well more than nine months before December because you know it takes a while to get these things going um and 10 months because pregnancy is 10 months so why does everyone say nine months right right so it's really like probably over a year yeah and they were together over a year i mean i imagine they were together when they set out on this journey and now they have um a daughter which is just like so exciting exciting news it is i always forget that elon has like six other kids yeah he does he is a big I think he's at eight now. So he has five other children from a previous marriage.

Seven. That's a lot of kids. I mean, I guess when you have unlimited wealth, you can have as many kids as you want. It doesn't matter. Yeah. And there's just so much love in his heart to go around. The name of their daughter is Exa Dark Side Rail Musk. I can't.

And they nickname her Y y which is actually really cute because they have baby x and y and then it's like x chromosome y chromosome like they're so scientific i get it but like i can't like i just can't what happened to sarah what happened to matthew like i can't yeah no i no, I agree. But like, you know, Elon and Grimes are never going to be that way. So at least like they have X and Y. Like, I can work with that. No, like, at least I can understand it, you know? Yeah. But like, they keep using this symbol where the A and the E are like, touching. Yes, I'm familiar. How is that pronounced? What is that?

You are so asking the wrong girl i have literally no idea okay like i could just get clarity on that i could i could deal with the rest you know no i'm not i'm not the girl for the clarity sorry okay cool anyways they don't call me they don't call me clear dia these two um that was i'm sad that i'm sad they're not together, but I'm glad that they're, and she says he's her best friend. They are good. Good, I'm happy for them. But if you love him so much, why not just be together? I hate shit like that.

I'll love you always with all my heart. Okay, so get married. I think they'll get back together, but I say that about everyone and then they fucking hate each other. Yeah, totally. Lala and Randall. You're the curse, too. You're the curse. Lala and Randall.

Kim and Kanye. Yeah, so I'm just're the curse Lala and Randall Kim and Kanye yeah so I'm just gonna say Grimes and Elon I don't ship I hope they never get back together perfect put that into the universe

but you have to say it more convincingly because I'm not believing anything you're saying oh yeah no I want to see Elon and Kim honestly same

yeah that'd be cute are you ready for our next story yes ma'am we could not do today's episode without letting you know that ready for our next story yes ma'am we could not do today's episode without letting you know that justice for jesse was served the empire star was sentenced to 150 days in county

jail for staging the hate crime and lying to authorities so last week he was sentenced for staging his own hate crime and filing a false police report with the police a little more than two months after the jury convicted him on five counts of disorderly conduct. He did then have like some, like a breakdown in the courthouse, basically telling everyone that if anything happens to him, like, please know he's not suicidal. Yeah. Which, honestly, I'm glad that I know that now because if anything does happen like now we know now we know he said quote I'm not suicidal and if anything happens to me when I go to jail I didn't do it to myself and you must all remember that okay I mean a lot of people have

been talking about this like and I feel like we've been talking about it forever like do you think this is like a fair sentence like Taraji P Henson is on instagram like basically acknowledging like he lied and made this whole thing up but like this is you know a harsh sentence oh is that what people are saying i think there's like people are divided um what is it 120 days what is that four months 150 five months yeah a long time but he did lie i don't know like i feel like you know lying to police and like wasting police resources is like something that we're always like threatened with like on on svu they're always like you know lying to the police is a crime i don't know if i remember in recent memory of anyone actually getting convicted for lying to the police and wasting police resources

yeah but also like in such a big way you know i think there's a difference between like placing a 911 call you know that's what you like are told when you're a kid like you can't like that would be the equivalent but this was just like a whole bigger thing investigation it was like it went on for long how long did it go on between when he you know called the police and when everybody found out that it was a lie like it was kind of a few weeks no like at least two weeks i that's how i feel like i remember it i feel like i remember it being like a week maybe less okay but you know my memory is literally the worst on the planet so don't believe no no i feel like it maybe could have been a week i feel like it was like everyone was talking about it and then like slowly like people like

stopped and then one person was like what and then a bunch of people were like oh my god he's lying yeah so i don't know i feel like you know me like i i was ready for justice i don't know i'm like i don't know taraji's like getting to me i'm like is this so would you have like wanting to see less jail time or like a sentence of community service and a fine i don't know i'm like, it just gets real. Like for me, one of my biggest fears in life is going to jail. So five months in jail is like so much. Yeah. But also, and like, it just, to me, it's like a crime.

But like, he lied, you know, I lie all the time, you know, not saying that I would ever do this, but you know what I mean? Like, it's, to me, I'm just, now it's very real yes it is real but i think it's been real what he was you know saying had happened to him was beyond real yeah you know i just don't know how to feel like i thought i would feel more excited i'm like justice because we've been following the story for so long what he did is so egregious like it's so horrible um and the fact that he's still maintaining his innocence is just beyond me um and now i'm just like oh my god five months in jail like that's just a lot yeah well that's what it is for jesse so the jesse saga is over that's what it officially means

yeah yeah it is and that's crazy and speaking of things that are not over, are you ready for our fifth and final story? Is it about Tom Brady being such a drama queen? Drama queen of the NFL, Tom Brady says he's returning as Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback next season. Okay, so literally two months has it been? Not even. Not even. Since he, you know, made his big swan song and let us know he's out the door he's hanging up his jersey now he said these past two months where by the way like no football was

played he didn't miss a game or anything no one was really like oh i wish tom brady didn't retire he's 41 like everyone like said their farewells but like his season was over so he says this these past two months i've realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands but like when were you in the stands at a time when you could have been in the field in the last two months maybe like at practice he said that time will come but it's not now I love my teammates and I love my supportive family they make it all possible I'm coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa. Unfinished business. LFG. Which means let's fucking go. Oh, thank you, Grandma.

Yes. I do remember when we reported on his initial retirement that like I didn't really feel like he should have went out on a loss. Like it's the greatest of all time. You always want to go out on top. And I still firmly believe two years ago when he won, he should have retired. Like he, you know, he said, I came to Tampa. I made a team out of this team and I won the Super Bowl and that's why I'm the greatest goodbye mic drop then he stayed for another season and he lost so like now he's just in this limbo place where I feel like he's not going to retire until he wins

one more time because he cares about his legacy I just would have hoped that like he would have thought that through before he made this big stink. And now it's like he's the boy who cried retirement. The next time he tells us he's retired, nobody's going to believe him. Like, I just feel like. I feel like he's being very wishy-washy with his legacy. He is. And, like, if you're going to retire and come back, like, maybe give it a year, two years. And then it's like he's back.

But, like, to give it two months at a time when, like, there were no football games that you missed is just so dramatic. You know, it's like he's back. But like to give it two months at a time when like there were no football games that you missed is just so dramatic. You know, it's like nobody, Tom Brady. Actually, I'm not going to retire. Yeah, no, but also nobody, Tom Brady. I'm retiring. It's like nobody was like waiting for you to retire either. No, I mean, I do think people were like questioning like when his last season would be just because he's at a certain age.

That's it. Yeah, but he's still at the top of his game. I mean, even though he didn't make it to the Super Bowl, like he's at a certain age that's it yeah but he's still at the top of his game I mean even though he didn't make it to the Super Bowl like he's the best quarterback in the league though I've been overhearing a lot of PTI and I think Aaron Rodgers is the best quarterback in the league and he just signed this PTI it's a sports show pardon the interruption that Zach watches every day I thought it was called of my take that's the barstool one got it got it there's a lot of peas in sports um so Aaron Rodgers is apparently the best quarterback in the NFL and also sidebar he just signed the biggest contract ever 250 million dollars to stay with the Packers

and him and Chalene were spotted together so like I I believe I spoke about their breaking up on the Patreon episode and I was like utterly devastated like I thought I spoke about their breaking up on the Patreon episode. And I was like utterly devastated. Like I thought they were so great together. I'm devastated by the news if they broke up. I'm heartened by the news that they're back together. Yes. I don't want to put too much energy into it and just to be disappointed. And clearly they're on shaky ground if there was ever a breakup to begin with.

So it's like that's not good. But I just love those two. And it just goes to show you how like minds can be changed hearts can be changed because when they first got together we were like who in the what no 100 and i just feel like i really understand shailene woodley now when i started off just not understanding her and her like distaste for material items i hate people like that yeah but then she you know she's with she just got back together with him after a 250 million dollar contract yeah by the way that's like you are really no no but that's like so that's also like grimes and elon grimes

is like anti-capitalism like i see some of her tiktoks and it's like money is evil like i don't know what her entire philosophy is but it's like i think it's like communist vibes i think like she believes in like communism and like shared wealth when like she's literally having children with elon the richest man on the planet then it's like shailene woodley like will not wealth when like she's literally having children with Elon the richest man on the planet then it's like Shailene Woodley like will not buy socks like she needs to have her feet be grounded to the earth but then also oh who's your partner the highest paid uh footballer in the NFL like I just can't with everyone and like does nobody have values principles like okay you don't want you don't want someone who makes 250 million dollars a year fine i do okay so fuck off no by the way answer to your question nobody has values nobody got it

got it got it no and they all claim to like grimes is all principled about i'm sorry i'm not really 100 sure what her philosophy is but i know it's like very like new age you know um economist i don't know but it's like it's like hating the rich eat the rich so literally like girl what are you doing go date someone you know who makes no money because you hate money that's what you just said yeah yeah well maybe you know what maybe you don't have to date someone who has no money but you're gonna date the richest man on the planet right who has become like the poster child for money and capitalism yeah right but maybe conversely she loves him so much that even you know it transcends values it's like even though they are so different they just can't help but be together i mean it's possible but um i don't know

i just think it's funny that's also like what Shailene reminded me of. Like she's like this earthy queen, granola. I remember reading an article once like she disposed of all of her material items, like yada, yada, yada. Okay, so why are you dating someone who has $250 million? Well, that makes sense then why she didn't wear shorts when they went on that hike. Right. No, she's anti-material items. She's anti-material.

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Okay, well, those were the Fast Five stories. I feel as though you needed to know them. And now, you know, I'm pushing my luck with how long Harry is going to stay sleeping. I can't believe I've gotten, I don't know. Honestly, me too. We're at like an hour and 15 minutes.

Yeah, no, it's any moment now. Okay, so let's dive into the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City recap. It's not going to take a long time. You think that people would prefer that over unburdening yourselves if something has to get cut? Unburden yourselves. Okay. Unburdening yourselves is brought to you by Curology. I actually just got my third Curology package.

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We're going to start off easy. This one's small, but I actually know the feeling. Small but mighty. OK, small but mighty. Just but mighty just like us Jackie and Claudia I feel awful today was my 32nd wordle and I was at the last one out of options so I googled what the answer was I'm the worst so I guess she's keeping her streak your streak she's 32 in a row and she didn't want to lose her streak so she cheated so you are a cheater I just think it's important that you know that but I actually am a really big proponent of cheating because they always say cheaters never win and

winners never cheat and I think that's like the worst mantra we taught our kid are like the youth because I've never cheated and felt bad except I'm not talking about like cheating on your partner I'm talking about like cheating in games cheating on tests yeah yeah but not on your partner like no I'm not talking about that I'm a big believer in cheating so like I'm proud of you you know what like you wanted your streak and you found a way to get it it's not cheating it's called being an ingenue yeah no I love how in the same episode we're like work hard if you want success also also cheat no but sometimes I think success is a lot about working hard, cheating, and luck. I just want to say like cheating has a bad stigma when sometimes like cheating isn't bad.

I know like that sounds crazy. I just will never forget being at camp as a kid and seeing that sign in the dining hall. Camp Viga. Winners never cheat and cheaters never win. And I was like, damn, that's powerful. And then the older I got and the more I got away with cheating and the more I was like damn that's powerful and then the older I got and the more I got away with cheating and the more I benefited from like cheating on tests and stuff I was like that is a dumb fucking sign yeah well no that sign kind of makes sense because

if you cheated you actually didn't win technically but I think the saying cheaters never prosper is untrue because plenty of cheaters are prospering. No. And like I cheated on the test and got away with it and I'm therefore prospering. And then you could argue well you didn't actually learn anything. But here I am 20 years later not ever once having needed the knowledge in which I cheated on. So who's really prospering now bitch?

Yeah. I think that when you cheat at things that are like foolish to begin with such as wordle yeah and especially new wordle I've heard is not it the New York Times has ruined it confirmed I haven't wordled since the day I went into the hospital because I was hearing like the New York Times ruined it I was already like getting that vibe and I was just like over it and so I think when you cheat at stupid shit like you play stupid games and you win stupid prizes. And that's what you did with Wordle. 100%.

When you cheat on meaningful shit, like you're a piece of shit. Yeah. No, of course. Like I agree with that. Even though I did cheat on the SATs and I'm, you know, doing just fine. Actually, I don't feel like I should say that. Is like a board of education going to come for me? They take it really seriously.

They take it really seriously. So that was a joke. B-O-E. I would never cheat. Okay, next up. Hello, Jack and Claude. I just have to say this new segment has me dying. This legit just happened to me,

but I need to tell someone and it's terrifyingly embarrassing. Before today, I hadn't made a number two in a couple of days. I have Dulcolax overnight that I ended up taking last night when I got home from work. Fun fact, it didn't made a number two in a couple days. I have Dulcolax overnight that I ended up taking last night when I got home from work. Fun fact, it didn't work when I wanted it to. Fast forward to sitting in my office today when all of a sudden I get the Shawn Mendes sweats at my desk. I'm trying to finish up what I'm doing so I can make it to the

bathroom, but unfortunately I didn't make it. The squirts started coming out before I even made it to the bathroom. I don't think I've ever heard noises like that come out of my body I tried my best to clean it up but I ended up being stuck in my dirty pants for the rest of the day luckily no one said anything to me but I'm so embarrassed and I want to die and I can never be seen around these people ever again I think I have to quit I think you have to quit too and there's your solution I agree and I don't know what episode we said this on but like we literally just told you guys recently like laxatives don't take them they never work the way that you want them to and i'm just in shock okay like if you shot your pants in the workplace like go home then you finish out the work day like what are you a cop like you have to be there

you work in an office you could go home work from home and change your duty pants yeah no like what is going on that you can't just like take a sick day when you have literally been sick in your pants? But I do have to say, like, there is a lot to be learned here. The first to be learned is, I think, if you work out of your home, you should always, in your desk, have a pair of pants and a fresh clean pair of underwear. Like, you just never know where life's going to take you. Maybe you get your period. Like, I think having a fresh pair of undies, like, you know what? Buy, like, just Hanes underwear on Amazon and have it shipped to your office and just throw it in your desk.

You never know when you're going to need a pair of underwear. Like, I'm just, like, it's true. Like, you never know when you're going to need a pair of underwear. Then you're writing in saying, my coworker found my underwear in my desk and I have a pit. Better than my coworker sniffed my duty from my pants. Yeah, I agree. Okay, also another thing to be learned here is, like, honestly, I think maybe you need to, like, take a few steps away from your pants. Yeah, I agree. Okay, also another thing to be learned here is like honestly I think maybe you need to

like take a few steps away from your job because if you can't even leave the office when you've taken a literal dump in your pants I think you have a toxic

like relationship with work. No, also and like again this is just like bringing back to Kim Kardashian's quote like you're working too hard now. You're working too hard, yeah. You're someone like you need to work a little less and you need to have gone home in that situation right unless like

it's your company i don't think anyone needs to work that hard because at the end of the day like it's just a job yeah i guess it depends what the job was like if you're the toll booth operator and very conflicting today we are no but like all of these like life is nuanced nothing is the only thing that's true what does a surgeon do if he's like mid surgery and he gets the runs no that's what i'm saying like there are some jobs where you actually like can't go home early in the middle of the day like so an office job like there's nothing you're doing at your office that you can't do from your computer at home and we learned that in covid right no i agree and like if you were a toll booth operator then no one's around you so like you could shit your pants that's true you really don't have co-worker co-workers in your booth right it's like a

very socially distant job yeah yeah yeah oh my god that is beyond funny okay well you told us it's over but learn from this okay There's a lot to be learned. Keep underwear and maybe have a healthier balance of work and life. And you guys don't take laxatives. Never. That's the lesson. They never work the way you want them to. Yeah.

Have a prune. Okay. Have a prune. Here's the third and final one. Oh, my computer. Stop. Okay. We just went on a family trip to Disney. The day before

we left, we were in Epcot and I drank around the world one too many times. I woke up that morning so hungover. Oh my God, that sounds like a nightmare. We drove to the airport. I got my seven month old out of the car and I immediately pawned him off to another family member saying I had to go pee. I ran into the airport at baggage claim and I saw a family restroom. I ran to it and it was locked. I looked around trying to find another bathroom. I saw it far away. I began running towards it and I immediately puked. I tried to hold it in my hands, but it went all over the floor. I looked around and it seemed like I was alone. I saw a water fountain, went over and washed my hands. I left the puke on the floor and then went back outside to grab my seven month old

and acted like nothing happened. By the way, being hung over at the airport with a baby is the worst way to travel oh my god you just left the vomit i guess that's better than like people seeing you but like i don't know you should have alerted like a custodian or something because that's like someone's job to clean it up they'll find out soon enough they didn't need to be alerted they have noses yeah i mean what you were sick like what could you do yeah no and you know what like throwing up is like really it happened I mean it's like because it was hung over you're hanging you're hung over like it's your fault it's not 100 it's not like you were like sick and food poisoning this is like just like Julia on Real Housewives of Miami you know like if you were like genuinely sick and

like you threw up like no one would fault you but because you're like hung over it's like a little bit you can feel shitty yeah but like still in general like you can't help where you throw up and if you're just like vomiting like that what can you do you're sick i don't think there's anything worse than throwing up but i don't think there's anything better than how you feel afterwards like and i'm not talking about hangover i'm talking about like legitimately being ill or like food poisoning or like nausea it's crazy how amazing you feel afterwards yes if you're legitimately ill but like sometimes throwing up when you're hungover makes you feel worse because like you needed all of those nutrients and things that were in your belly and now I'm not talking about hangover I'm

just talking about like nothing now have you ever been like food poison like so nauseous sweating and then you finally throw up it's like heaven not in recent memory oh i ate at philippe chow um and haven't been able to eat there since because i got the craziest food poisoning like both ends me too from there over 10 really yeah but like a really long time ago me too i was still living at home because i remember i was like throwing up in our childhood bathroom i think they must have changed their menu because now we order from there sometimes. And yeah, it took me years, but I've eaten there somewhat recently. Yeah. So they got it together. They obviously knew. But you know what? If throwing up on the floor and running away is what this woman needed in order to successfully travel with a baby, then you know what? I respect that because traveling with kids, I mean, I've never done it, but I see other people in the

airport and like I always just like my heart goes out to them that's gonna be you no I know and I'm like I'm never going anywhere again they're always verklempt like trying to break down their strollers like trying to throw the kid in the baby bjorn like I always just like want to offer my help but like I can't do anything you know the breaking down of strollers and like the car seat situation we actually have an amazing stroller it's like not like glamorous or anything and it's not that cute but it's a stroller that becomes a car seat without any extra parts necessary it's called the duna and um it's incredible i mean especially because like we're like we know places we don't have a car but like right for being in the airport it sounds ideal because

then you don't need to like carry a car seat with you no i could just literally like see you and zach trying to board Zach's trying to break down the stroller like you're getting frustrated the kid is getting fussy like I could just see it like and that to me like when I have a child I will not be leaving the state for 10 years no that's my plan but Zach has gotten pretty good about like breaking it down and stuff and that's like that always reminds me of that scene from um what to expect when like all those dads have like they're locked and loaded. And, like, you need to have, like, a training day with your partner where they, like, get it down to under a minute of doing all of the different, like, tasks.

Contraptions. Contraptions. Okay, so it appears as though, first of all, that was Unburden Yourselves. Thank you to everyone who wrote in. It appears as though Harry's still asleep. So can we really quickly talk about Salt Lake City? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah i can't believe he's been such a good boy for his mommy you know he is a king who respects podcasts i also pumped while i um did my makeup so if he were to like wake up and be like i could use a snack um he has one there's a bottle okay yeah

so finally we were put out of our misery and i I just can't help with comparing this Jen Shaw situation to the Erika Jayne situation. And to me, if Erika Jayne at the reunion and just the overall season got, you know, grilled at like a level 10, then I think I'm being generous in saying Jen Shaw has been given a level four. I was going to say four too.

It's insane. Even the, like, we got nothing. Like, I just feel like Andy didn't give a shit. And, you know, she pulled a little bit of the, you know, I can't talk about it, it's insane even the like we got nothing like I just feel like Andy didn't give a shit and you know she pulled a little bit of the you know I can't talk about it it's legal which is expected Erica did that too and I do believe Erica was being honest when she said I legally can't talk about like she tried to be as transparent because she really had nothing to hide I think um but I think Jen has like a lot to hide and her not even being able to answer like the most simplest of questions which i think had nothing to do with the legal system i just i've never been more convinced than i am now that jen might be going to jail even though one of the

women i forget who it was maybe it was whitney or heather did make an interesting point because we've been saying how stew took a plea plea deal as and he pled guilty which obviously like bodes terribly for Jen but someone offered a different perspective like oh maybe that like clears Jen. He'll shoulder the burden. And like and it was him she you know he didn't know she didn't know that she had this person working for him who was being you know illegal. Yes well two I have two thoughts about that. One, yeah, now her defense could be, it was all Stu. Look at him. He pled guilty. He pled guilty.

Other thought is that he probably took a deal and shared information that they will now use against Jen. That's what I was thinking initially, but I hadn't thought of the other spin until I think Whitney or Heather said it. Yeah could go either way and I guess hopefully the truth will prevail I mean when I watch like from the person's like when we watched Erica now watching Jen like I definitely do skew more towards like giving them the benefit of the doubt and like believing what they're saying because I'm just like I try to be like a just a trusting person and it seems like all of the women like no one raised their hand that they thought Jen was guilty but again I guess like why would you be friends with someone who you think could do something like this so like no

but also this is your friend you would never believe that they could do something like this therefore like you would assume that they are innocent the environment of this season hasn't been one that even lends itself to like being open to thinking Jen did anything wrong. Like everyone is just like Jen's in this even though you know who the person who thinks Jen is the most guilty? It's Heather. And I think last night really showcased Heather in the worst light possible. I think honestly she might be the biggest loser to ever grace this show because not only does she she was the only one who was like I don't care if Jen is guilty or I'm I'm gonna be her friend

she brought up a thousand times and Jen was like stop bringing it up and honestly Heather should stop bringing up how nasty and bad Jen treated her and how they're still friends now because it makes Heather look like the biggest loser of all time like you're acknowledging this person literally couldn't have given less of a shit about you and now you're gonna throw yourself under the bus for them. Like Heather, I'm sorry. Heather is the worst. Yeah.

No, her saying, I don't care whether she did it or not. Like I support her. Like that's a really terrible take. Like you should care whether she did those things that she's accused of or not. I mean, the fact that I understand that they wait till the end to like deal with this big thing. But I felt like with Erica throughout every part it came up a little bit they dealt with it and then they did like the whole meat and potatoes at the end like with Jen I felt like by the time they got to her like everyone was so over it it was probably

already like eight o'clock at night Andy was over it like there was really the questions like kind of sucked and the only question that I really wish that he would ask her is like you say that you are innocent you know and that you're being, like, targeted. But, like, how does Homeland Security, the FBI, and the NYPD, like, come to the conclusion that we're coming for Jen Shah? Like, what do you think led them to this? And where did they go wrong? Like, what have they gotten wrong about this? Right.

Because the difference in Erica and Jen's's trials which are so different one because it wasn't erica it was erica's husband and this is jen being accused not coach shah um but the other big difference is the girardies were being sued by people corporations jen shah is on trial with the u.s government like they don't. Like, if they're coming for you, it's over. Like, they already know. I don't think there's a lot, and maybe I'm wrong, I don't think that, like, the FBI and Homeland Security, you know, get people, and then they get off scot-free.

Like, that's just not really how it works. Yeah, and I mean, Andy said, like, the DA, the New York DA gets, you know, prosecuted 95%. And Jen had a really good answer for that she did because people accept plea deals aka Stewart um but yeah that was a good answer I don't think that they like go to all of this trouble on a whim right so I just think like and by the way her date has been pushed back it was supposed to be like in two weeks and it's been pushed back again um which I don't know if that like provides relief or like treacherousness for jen like i'm sure she

wants it over with but she might be going to jail so then you know she gets more time with her kids i don't know um yeah i i'm not sure yeah i don't know either it's just crazy to me that like jen jen stands accused of like these heinous crimes and yet like Lisa Barlow had the worst union experience Lisa Barlow was held the most accountable and I mean the the stuff about like the Meredith rant I I'm like so sad about it because it me too I really like Lisa and Meredith's friendship and I think that they had a real friendship and like beyond the show and I want Meredith to forgive her but I could never forgive her and Meredith is even more like I want to say stubborn or she's like so principled like Meredith can't forgive that like no I couldn't and so I don't know how they move forward from here because like

the things that she said in the way that she said them it's just unforgivable I know but you know what's tough is like and I'm not making a pass for it but like you know we're all entitled to like our own thoughts and our own privacy and like she wasn't saying it to anyone she didn't sit down on camera like she was caught in like a moment of fury talking to herself um and that's something no one's ever supposed to hear and her and Meredith could have made up and moved on and like she could have just you know harbored those feelings in the moment but the fact that like she was miked and we really got this like intimate personal scene that like we really weren't not supposed to see that just sucks because like you know we all we all have people we love but we all think things you know we're entitled to our

internal monologue yeah that's actually a good point I hadn't thought of it like that I was kind of thinking of it like the way the other women did which is like this is what you really think this is who you really are I don't know i'm more realistic of human nature like we love people but we have things to say about them i know but so like usually you don't find out what people actually think it's in their brain but now now knowing what someone thinks of you like how can you accept them as a close friend you you can't and meredith you can't maybe whitney heather could heather oh yeah flip-flop central these women are just out of control you know what Whitney and Heather are so atrocious they've actually made me feel bad for Lisa Barlow which is not a feeling I

ever really thought that I could feel yeah no like I don't really have a horse in this race but um if I did it's it wouldn't be Heather or Whitney it's kind of like Lisa Barlow I mean I think Meredith is it's she's still my number one for the most part but she just um she's not so involved in the day-to-day so she's disengaged yeah it's really Lisa for me and like when Whitney was like talking about how she like found her voice I was like lose it please I know I can't immediately no I can't with these women they're they're atrocious it's just it was so it was it was such a letdown of a season disappointing and especially the reunion i felt like all season we're like okay but at the reunion the questions will be asked and vindication the feet will be

held to the fire and it was so fucking shitty yeah three parts of shittiness agreed 100 it was atrocious and i'm so relieved it's over does that mean what's coming back soon i mean new york is like gone yeah new york is gone me did you see dumois posted something today yes and um i need to talk about why it's not the society but please share what you think that they posted. Okay, so somebody who obviously gives DuMois tips wrote, huge news about a beloved show with an ensemble cast on a major streamer coming soon. It's coming back. It first aired in 2019, and the announcement is coming in a few.

People will be thrilled about this one. Why do you not think it's the Society? Oh, okay, sorry. I didn't see that it said it first aired in 2019. I't think it was a society because of both a show with a beloved cast that gives me like frazier vibes yeah no me too but it says she respond dumois said can you give a hint around this time it first aired the person responded 2019 oh my god i think that's it then i think that's a two major streamer Even though the cast is like not beloved because like they were all relatively unknown. But it's possible.

But like the show is beloved. So maybe they just got confused. Yeah. So I will literally die. And by the way, I will 100% take credit for the show coming back. Yeah. No, I think we could say that we had a big part in that. I'm not going to get my hopes up.

But I'm feeling more hopeful than when I saw your story initially I don't know how I miss that that's okay um you're busy like being a child being a mother yeah like everything is just like different now like the time that I have the energy that I give toward things and like even just the way I consume Instagram stories it's just like tap tap tap I mean you were doing that to me before so nothing has really changed for me um no I mean you know when I love when you use captions actually sometimes I do tap because also like I talk to you all day every day there's nothing that you say on your Instagram stories that you haven't already said to me on FaceTime it's so mean okay well that is our first show back

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