The Toast - S5 Ep3: Miley Cyrus, WTF Did You Do?: Wednesday, January 5th, 2022

Episode Date: January 5, 2022

Kim Kardashian unfollows Miley Cyrus on Instagram after Pete Davidson special (Page Six) (10:24) Kanye West and Julia Fox see 'Slave Play,' hit Carbone on first NYC date (Page Six) (15:38) Jason Derulo cuffed after 'attacking' men who called him Usher (Page Six) (24:39) KFC Will Now Sell Plant-Based Fried Chicken Nationwide (PEOPLE) (29:08) Chris Evans in Talks to Play Iconic Actor Gene Kelly in Upcoming Film (PEOPLE) (32:32) Vanderpump Rules Recap (39:56) Emily in Paris Recap (52:40) The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Wednesday. Happy Hump Day. Happy second day on the new interface. Hey, Claude, how are you doing? Hello, Jacqueline. I am doing great. It is Hump Day. I am. I've already humped someone I love, so I'm just, I don't know, I'm kicking off the day in a really positive headspace. really positive headspace. We absolutely love to hear that. And also we are so excited because we are recording today's episode still remote, but there is a video component. So if you have been waiting for the YouTube to come back, head over there if you're listening as a podcast. And for the YouTube listeners, we're sorry we've missed you too. And now you can see like Brew in the background with heating pad. You can really, you can see these beautiful faces even though mine is the pimples the pores the puff the bloat the puff the bloat that's very real to me today I didn't have time to gua sha or ice roll my face so you're just getting the full pizza face today I am beyond

ice rolling you know this is just who I am now. No, that's an important thing. Like, I feel like for a long time I was like gua sha-ing every morning. Like, and I definitely saw some lifting, some sculpting. But at the end of the day, this is who I am. This is my face. It is round. And I must learn to love the things I cannot change or I will not change. Yeah, I agree.

But still, you know, sometimes it's nice to feel like you're doing something for thyself. Productive. Well, we're doing something productive because we have a fabulous show. You know, yesterday's episode was low key, like a banger. It was so funny. I actually went back and listened to it as a podcast, which I don't really do. Sometimes I'll go back and watch YouTube. But Bobble, we were just, we were killing it.

I mean, justice for Bobble because he's getting cheated on left and right. Yesterday's episode was really funny. And I'm really excited for today's. We have a lot to talk about. We have to recap Vanderpump Rules. I had such a busy day yesterday finishing up the book for the Redheads. And then we recorded the episode of the Redheads last night. So that will be up tomorrow for the redheads and then we recorded the episode of the redheads last night so that will be up tomorrow for the community and i also think like january is a great month for the redheads

community in general a lot of people resolute to read more and they want to jump in with a snitch's choice so the episode was really funny it was actually way more polarizing than i thought it was going to be i thought we were all just going to be like, yay, cute snitch's choice. But there was dissension. Scandal amongst the redheads? Scandal. It hasn't been that heated since Clara and the Sun, honestly. Ooh, a dark time for the community. If you know, you know. So that'll be up tomorrow, and it's always a good time recording with the girls. I finished Emily in Paris. So just remind me to touch on that in the TV recap segment because I have thoughts and they are overwhelmingly negative, which is tough for me because you know I'm starting out this year on like a positive foot.

I'm getting my hair cut today. New year, new me. And Emily is just bringing like that negativity, that heaviness, that darkness that I was consumed by in 2021, it's bringing it straight into 2022. It's hard to be positive while also being factual. And it's hard to be positive when you're watching Emily in Paris, period. Yeah. No, like, there's, like, something about positivity that requires a bit of delusion. Jackie, I couldn't have phrased the sentence any more perfectly.

Okay, then we'll leave it at that. And that's just something for you guys to chew on. Not even delusion. Borderline like ignorance. Willfully ignoring like what's going on. Like look around. Why would you be positive? Right.

Okay, cool. I'm glad that, you know, we have something to think about today. I feel like we're asking in the new year, in these three episodes we're really asking some big questions like what's in a name you know what is in a name a lot there's a lot in a name so true so how was your night otherwise without emily ruining it it was good oh my god you know like ben like has an obsession with these Breathe Right strips? No, but okay. Okay, so like a couple months ago, he started snoring really bad.

And it was waking me up like at all parts of the night. So I'm like, you have to do something about it. So we went to Duane Reade and he bought these strips that he puts on his nose. He wears them around the house like at noon. Like it's not even just for sleeping. He loves them. They're a fashion statement. They're a fashion statement. He got a PR package from the brand. And like for him, like that's like even just for sleeping he loves them they're a fashion statement they're a fashion statement he got a pr package from the brand and like for him like that's like you

getting a birkin like he hit peak peak influencing and i guess like last night was the first night in a really long time that he forgot to put one on before bed i was up all night like shoving him turning him to his side so i'm like fucking cranky this morning and I like yelled like I know snoring is out of people's control like I'm how how can you be mad at someone for like a bodily function but I found a way and I was so like I'm like a little cranky like if you're feeling if you're sensing that blame Ben okay I will definitely blame Ben and even though snoring you know I guess technically is not a person's fault it feels like it is and it also feels like a personal attack and they do say like if you sleep on your side

you won't snore so I mean like right now I have to sleep on my side and like of course I would love to sleep on my back but I'm like nope sleep on your side Ben doesn't it's clear that he's not you know pushing himself to sleep on his side as well I think there's something borderline sociopathic about sleeping on your back like it's insane really how do you sleep side and belly okay yeah I miss sleeping on my belly so much especially when you got a heating pad under there so good so good but sleep I I mean I have to sleep on my side now and I feel like after I'm pregnant, I'm never going to do it again. It's like really annoying to have to do all the time. Yeah, belly is like my number one choice. But I think there's just something really creepy about

people who's like number one goat way of sleeping is on their back. And I think it's mostly men. And I think it's really fucking crazy. Okay. It's not my number one preferred method of sleeping, but I do enjoy it. It's like probably top four positions. Well, there are only four positions. No, you see those like charts that are like all the different ways that you could sleep. And I think my favorite way to sleep is like on my side, but like on my belly too, you know? Yeah, yeah. Which I can't do right now either.

But I do like a back moment sometimes no for me like the number one way is belly right leg up like bent knee hands under the pillow damn you know what I've noticed recently I sleep with so much tension like I grip my pillows so much and obviously like my jaw is always like clenched shut. And I need, I've been trying to consciously like relax, but I literally don't know how to relax. And like my shoulders in general are always at my ears. What is that? No.

And I'll be like trying to fall asleep. And I'm like, hmm, I wonder why I can't fall asleep. Maybe it's like then you realize how much tension you're clenching in your jaw. Like I'm like, oh my God, I can't believe I have any teeth left. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's something I'm trying to be more mindful of in the new year. We are like turning this into like a wellness podcast.

We're going to have to switch categories soon at the rate we're going. Literally. Well, it's fine because comedy is so cutthroat. I would love to be number one in a different category rather than number eight in comedy. No, we are in such a competitive podcast chart category. And do you know that we actually, we usually peak at about eight or seven. Yesterday we made it to six. The episode made it to six.

Yeah. But that's also because it was podcast only. Yes. And it was like our first episode back. It was the one from Monday. So. But I do wonder if the YouTube listeners are just boycotting or if they're moving to the podcast do let us know do let us know let us know in the comments on today's

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about that we loved with pete davidson a miley cyrus fan account noted that kardashian was following the wrecking ball artist instagram account on December 10th, the same day Page Six reported that Miley went to Davidson's condo after their Tonight Show appearance. But as of Tuesday, the Skims founder was no longer listed as one of her followers. The move could signal some three-way drama among Kim, Miley, and Pete after the two of them co-hosted a New Year's Eve special in Miami on Friday so this is really juicy yes it's so juicy and this is a lot to break down unpack it's layered yeah no but it's also very real like sometimes you see like unfollow drama and I'm like this is a nothing burger but like this is so real and I have to be honest when I was watching the new year's special I was thinking like if I'm Kim and this is my new mans and we everybody knows that we're together I would have been like a little miffed at Miley she was kind of laying it on thick and when they

were doing the press before Jimmy Fallon like that she was kind of like doing that still so like if I was the new girlfriend I would be annoyed yes okay so I would totally agree I think there's always like unfollowing drama and it's never verified whether like you know Kim actually followed Miley to begin with but this is totally fact-based like this is a database question like it is totally real and I have heard a few things of like Page Six was basically saying essentially what you said just like the inappropriate nature of a lot of you know the comments during press and during the actual live show Dumois had a blind that was pretty clearly about the situation basically saying Kim found

inappropriate pictures um including about around Miley on Pete's phone I don't really know if that's true Kim doesn't seem like the type of gal who like goes through her boyfriend's phone. Like she has four kids, a billion dollar business. Like she's busy and she's like studying for law school. So I don't really know if I believe that. I personally don't believe that. Me neither. But I don't think it's, I think there's more to it than, you know, just Miley acting inappropriately.

Because at the end of the day, like you have to know who you're dating. That's like Pete's shtick. You know, he's like the single bachelor guy. It's like Pete's shtick you know he's like this single bachelor guy it's Miley's shtick I don't know I think there's more to the story that we don't know perhaps and maybe it's something like tech like maybe like Pete came home and was like oh my god she's like texting me whatever right right I don't know but just based on what we do know I could see how this led towards like there's drama and I'm unfollowing her and like this is not how you act around someone else's man yeah no and to be honest like I'm a little annoyed because I just feel like I don't know I don't really want Kim like involved in this like she's a little bit better than like stupid scandals like this I don't think it's a scandal like she

was this girl's like feel she feels like she's coming onto her man when everybody knows that they're dating and I don't want to follow you anymore I don't want to see your face on my feed I feel that by the way there also could be something to you know Kim followed Miley for this special like because she was working with her man and now the special's over and Kim just didn't feel the need to keep following her. That's also an option. How many people does Kim follow currently? I think around 150, but let me check. Oh, that's hearty. That's a hearty amount.

It's not like 10. Yeah, it's not like 10 and I'm only following the most relevant people week to week. Right. Right now she's following exactly 150. Okay. Yeah, so this is very real and Miley pissed off Kim yeah and we just need to get down to the bottom of like what was the thing that pissed Kim off because I feel like it takes a lot to piss Kim off she's very tough I agree and I don't think it was only just like Jimmy Fallon

and the New Year special because that's sort of speculative yeah and it's also just part of the job there was all definitely other stuff but i'm just saying like even just seeing that stuff if that was my man i would be annoyed with this girl yeah i definitely think the weirdest thing miley did during the the press was that cover like it should have been me yeah that's what this page six article references that she like serenaded him on the tonight show saying it should have been me and also like if kim if pete wasn't dating kim right now and these two were doing press and hosting New Year's Eve together,

I would be like, oh my God, they need to date. There would be a lot of speculation as to whether they hooked up. Are they dating? Like because they actually, now that I think about it, like are very well matched in just their vibes. Right. So everything to me here just like adds up in terms of why this would annoy someone's

girlfriend. You know, it's a recipe for disaster. But Kim and Pete are going strong. They're going to the Bahamas together. And I look forward, you know, to hopefully some some photos and some content. Something like a picture, an Instagram story, like anything. But even just knowing that they're going on vacation together together it's like another step towards the biggest ship you've ever seen. It's another step towards stepdad Pete Davidson. Oh that's kind of scary. Frightening.

Okay well our next story is related. Kanye West and Julia Fox fox see slave play and hit carbone on their first new york city date so kanye is out there as well he and julia fox took in a broadway show with a group of friends on tuesday before decamping to carbone for dinner okay can i say something like hella controversial okay sure when it comes to like you know the kim and Kanye stuff, when I'm reading a story about, you know, Kanye, you know, lusting after Kim, I'm, you know, bright eyed, bushy tailed. When I'm reading something about who Kim is dating, I'm like, oh my God, give me more. When I'm reading something about like who Kanye is dating, and maybe it's because he doesn't date anyone interesting.

Like, I literally don't care. You know what? I feel the exact same way. I almost didn't even pick this as a story. But then I was like, I had to look at myself and be like, why wouldn't I care who Kanye is dating when I care so much about him I care about Kim I care about their future you know everything else that he does selections like it's just like who is this agreed who is this and also like when he was dating Irina we were interested yes because she's an interesting person but when he dates like you know just

models yeah maybe like fashion girls who are low-key it's not pete davidson yeah it's just not giving me like the joie de vivre i usually have for stories like this yeah no i felt the same way but i did i felt the need to look inward and be like of course i should care that kanye is seeing someone because it's part of a larger story a story in what i'm very invested in right correct so here we are continue give me the details it was the couple's first date night in new york where oh she's in from uncut gems she's an actress when she's based in new york following a few evenings out in miami an eyewitness also told page six that west managed to stay off his phone for the entirety of the play

unlike in 2018 when he was busted for texting through the share show that's okay like it's so rude but it's a long time to be off your phone like i sympathize are you someone who would be on your phone in a Broadway show? No. I'm someone, if I'm not enjoying the show and I feel the need to, like, really be on my phone, I'll take, like, a long walk to the toilet, like, sit on the toilet, catch up on what's going on, and then go back, if I'm being honest. But it's so rude. Like, when I see people on their phones in my show, like, I actually, I was at a comedy club in Chicago,

and, like, someone was fully, like, making a phone a phone call like a dentist appointment right in front of me. Like that's I know how rude it is. So I would never like fully be like blatantly rude on my phone. But you know if I'm not enjoying myself I will excuse myself. I think that's fine. I think that's fine. Also for celebrities it's like one everyone's watching you and two like you're typically in a really good seat. So the actors could probably see you.

And that's even ruder. And you were most likely gifted those tickets for free. But like if you are in the balcony, perhaps a few rows back, you know, you have a little privacy as a person and you get a text message, you could maybe check it. Well, actually, you'd be surprised like with theater lights you actually really can't see the first few rows in front of you and the person in like the sixth row is like the only person you could see and that might be the person like on their phone interesting yeah okay well then just don't be on your phone when you're going to see a performance

i think as a rule of thumb that works works. Yeah. Agreed. You're most likely not missing anything. Except the performance. Except the performance. You're missing nothing on your phone. Anyways, they went to Carbone after for dinner. And fun fact about me is I've never been to Carbone. Are you kidding? I know.

Isn't that so weird? And I really want to go. I'm literally going tonight. Really? Yeah. Oh, my God. Will you bring me back some of that pasta that everyone takes a picture of? Drop it off. really want to go and I'm just like literally going tonight really yeah oh my god will you bring me back some of that pasta that everyone takes a picture of drop it off I will I will I will I'll have to eat it tomorrow because I can't eat like after six o'clock because of acid reflux I don't know if any of my other pregnant women this is the newest symptom acid reflux that wakes

me up in the middle of the night choking on my acid burning my throat to me once burning my throat it is so scary to jilt out of bed not like gasping for air every single night multiple times a night oh that is so scary so painful and also like scary I'm like am I choking right okay so it happened to me one time I never had acid reflux before i just i don't even remember like i just shot out of bed choking and then i shot out of bed shot like literally and ben was so freaked out he took me to city md the next morning and they were like you have pneumonia i'm like what oh my god i can't have pneumonia i'm supposed to go to atlantic city and like i remember being in atlantic city being like is this irresponsible do't have pneumonia. I'm supposed to go to Atlantic City. And like I remember being in Atlantic City being like, is this irresponsible?

Do I have pneumonia? But I just had acid reflux. You probably just ate too close to bed. Too much, too close. I girl bossed too close to the sun. You really did. Do you have any additional thoughts on Elizabeth Holmes after the stirring debate? I do because and I said before I gave my piece, like I don't know much about the situation.

I've never watched a documentary. This is just what I've gathered from social media and then the opinion I based that off of. And I did get a lot of messages, like, yes, she was defrauding, like, those rich people, but also taking advantage of patients. And, of course, I don't condone any of that. But it was a joke and it was a really funny one. So I am going to stick with it. and it was a really funny one so I am going to stick with it. So I just want everyone to know when you hear me like making these Elizabeth Holmes is a hero jokes know that it's a joke and it's so funny so you can laugh.

I completely agree that it's so funny. I was laughing all day yesterday and also reading the comments were making me laugh. Me too because you know when you think about it like when you think about this girl boss you know boss babe culture that we live in like Elizabeth Holmes is kind of like our queen face of it yeah our queen exactly I kind of look like Elizabeth Holmes you do except she would be wearing a black this is actually a bum suit which is um like a pregnancy like head like neck to toe suit oh all the way down to your legs all the way down to my legs it's so comfortable

I just got them and I wish I got them sooner because now I'm not going anywhere so today was like the first day I was dressing up and I was like I have to put it on how do you pee there's a zipper down the back got it yeah so I'm just like really really honestly it might be more comfortable than wearing pajamas because it's like holding everything together in a non-threatening way. In a non-nauseating way. Yeah. I actually think you would really like – I want to wear them when I'm not pregnant. Is that weird?

100%. No. Okay. I'll let you guys know how it goes. Anyways, happy for Kanye that he's finding love and dining well and enjoying the theater. I can't believe you've never been to Carbone. That is so weird. Oh, right. I know isn't that like so embarrassing like even when we went to Vegas we didn't go no we went to um went to Siddell's yeah yeah but no I've never been

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The Savage Life singer Jason Derulo let his wild side come out in the lobby of a Vegas casino Tuesday when he allegedly attacked two men, one of whom shouted, quote, fuck you, bitch, at him and called him Usher, according to video of the incident. The video seems to show the singer pouncing on the hecklers at the Aria Resort and Casino while coming off an escalator and passing a group of onlookers who had taken out their phones to capture their brush with the musician on video. In a clip posted by TMZ, someone in the crowd can be heard shouting, why did you slap him, dog? And then the separate voice yells, hey, Usher, fuck you, bitch, in an apparent reference to another recording artist, Usher. bitch in an apparent reference to another recording artist Usher unclear whether he actually thought it was Usher or that was you know a wisecrack but um this is like a really

crazy story and I also like don't know how being called Usher is like so insulting to someone I don't think I saw the video I don't think that he was you know attacking them because they called him Usher I just think that was like a part of the video that people I think found funny oh okay because I don't think he mistook him for Usher I think that was like a part of the video that people i think found funny oh okay um because i don't think he mistook him for usher i think it was like a dig but the thing is i saw the video and these two guys were like totally like troublemaking menaces like looking for a fight like really um provoking him and like like being rude but i mean come on jason durolo like you are so famous what you're getting in fights with with fans or whatever you want to call them in hotel lobbies.

Like we are you're supposed to be above this. Like, yeah, they were taunting him for sure, like baiting him. But he shouldn't have given in. Like you're a superstar. What are you doing? Yeah. Yeah, I agree. That's really annoying, though.

But I agree that he, you know, hopefully what should have just moved on. Right. Because now it's like this big thing no when he looks just like a loser yeah and like the headlines are all saying it's because he was called usher and as you say that's probably like irrelevant to why he felt the way he felt and now it's just got me thinking of the level of self-confidence that jason derulo has because like when you're you know super successful and you've all these people around you who are like always lifting you up like you should be above like you shouldn't be able to be so easily

taunted by three morons in the aria with an iphone yeah i agree i feel like things were going really well for jason derulo and now i feel like he's maybe going through a rough patch you know he's getting divorced from like his wife who he was you know they've had just like the best thing going and then all of a sudden it's over and let's talk about that perhaps it wasn't his wife oh just girlfriend and they had just had a baby three maybe five months into them announcing that they were no longer together but then they seem to like kind of be back together on tiktok it's very unclear we never got like a clear message as to what's going on but i always thought there was a lot of weirdness around that breakup like you were breaking up with this woman you've been with for a while who had a baby who's three months

old with you right and they seem so happy and so you don't just like so i just i feel like maybe he's going through some stuff and that's an interesting point like hopefully he works it out within himself hopefully because behavior like this is just not no bueno no and I love Jason Derulo and I just I want him to be thriving and I feel like for a long time he was so hopefully he can come back to that positive place if I could just quickly do a chart of Jason Derulo's success because it's so bizarre to me like obviously when he was only a musician he had like a real peak Jason Derulo and then he kind of became like a has-been really quickly but then TikTok really um reinvigorated his career added this whole new level and it shot

him back up music wise but then also just like celebrity wise but now it's kind of having that adverse effect like he does all these like stupid skits that are like like vine comedy I'm like what are you doing it's tough out there yeah it's like he stayed too long at a party and now it's sad yeah yeah I agree then maybe maybe that's what he's feeling he's trying to find his next party right and now he's like at the place where some of his like you know drama with his girlfriend and mother of his child was like playing out on TikTok and she was like responding to comments. And it's just like tacky. And you're like, you should be above that, Jason Derulo. Yeah. But it's also like he is having this resurgence because of TikTok. Right. And so these things are happening also because of TikTok. It's, you know,

you can't have one without the other. It's a double edged sword. You can't have the TikTok success without the TikTok drama. So true. Are you ready for our next story with just some delicious food news? Oh, I thought you'd never ask. KFC will now sell plant-based fried chicken nationwide. Oh my god. We've gotta go.

We've gotta mukbang. Mukbang. Starting on January 10th, KFC fans can taste the chickenless Beyond Fried Chicken. Oh my god. This just sounds like heaven. I mean, the pictures look amazing. I'm sure, you know, they're editorialized. Of course.

The chickens are photoshopped. Yeah. But still, looks and sounds delicious. Vegetarians will finally get to enjoy KFC's finger-lickin' good Kentucky Fried Chicken in plant-based form. Beginning on Monday, customers can try KFC's new Beyond Fried Chicken, developed by Beyond Meat exclusively for KFC at participating restaurants across the U.S. So I'm sure, like, the participating restaurants are not anywhere near us, even though we live in New York City. Even though we live in New York City, and I'm sure, like, you know, based on demographics,

this is just speculative, but I would imagine, like, there's more vegetarians in New York City, you know, where people who are... Than, like, Oklahoma, probably, yeah. Plant-based dieters in, like, cities than elsewhere. No, I think that's a fair assumption. We always go through this. Like, we announce on the show there's a new thing. McPlant. McPlant. When it comes to actually getting your ass up, going to a restaurant and ordering it, like it's impossible. So it doesn't exist. And I think that

these big PR announcements should also roll out locations, cities, zip codes, because we're constantly getting our hopes up for you and the McPlant and we've never really been satiated. No, we've never been satiated. we've never been satiated i've never encountered a mcplant in my life and you know i'm i'm constantly seeking it out i mean i'm always at mcdonald's and i'm always with you and we're always asking if there's a mcplant and they're like excuse me and they never is but that's why you gotta give props to burger king because there's always a beyond burger the burger beyond whopper franchise impossible impossible whopper they are leading the space in plant-based options not only did they walk the walk they talk the talk there is actual products

at all of their you know uh locations no matter if it's on like a shitty side of the road or in a strip mall like they got you covered at burger Yeah. And that was kind of the takeaway from our mukbang is like is Burger King completely underrated? Yes. Yeah. But it's just with this one menu item. And it's really like looking at this KFC chicken is so exciting. And it's like wow I could go to KFC and get a whole meal. And it's like that's how other people feel all the time about like everything.

What a fun feeling. Privilege. Privilege. Truly. KFC privilege. the time about like everything what a fun feeling privilege privilege truly literally kfc privilege well i'm gonna keep an eye out on like uber eats and stuff and see if you know these items ever pop up and i could order oh yeah uber eats like i just feel like it takes so long for it takes so long for the man the ceo who releases this announcement down the pyramid to the actual restaurants into our hands it's like a year later that you'll actually get what you heard about right but this is like we're in the process

january 10th is the rollout five days start the countdown look into i'm sure there's a place you could find the select locations that will be providing this yeah there should be a blog that's like um plant-based fast finder food fine plant plant-based fast food finder that's good are you ready for our fifth and final story i am oh shit i didn't get mine like i have it but it's not in my room. That's okay. I'll take it from here. I'm so sorry. What's it time for? Oh, that's right. The final story. Do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do.

Do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do. Miley Cyrus, what the fuck did you do and that's a magic number gorgeous feels good feels good our fifth and final story is a little casting news Chris Evans is in talks which one's that? Evans. Captain America. Yes, and Knives Out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is in talks to play iconic actor Gene Kelly in an upcoming film. Gene Kelly, you know, from Singing in the Rain. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gene, Gene. So Chris could be stepping into the legendary actor's dancing shoes. He's in talks to play the iconic star in a so far untitled film. People can confirm. Gene Kelly died in 1996 at the age of 83.

Based on an original idea from the Captain America star. So I hope he gets the part if this was his idea. Right. The film tells the story of a 12-year-old boy who works on the MGM lot and develops an imaginary friendship with the Singin' in the Rain actor while working on his latest movie. So is Chris Evans playing the 12-year-old boy?

No. He would be playing the actor who makes an imaginary friend. What? Oh, he's the actor? Is he Gene Kelly? Oh, I'm sorry. Okay.

Okay. It's not an imaginary friend it's a fictional friendship like it didn't happen in real life it didn't imaginary i'm like is the guy is gene kelly nuts yeah right okay so i feel like this is the sort of thing that could totally so just confirming chris evans is playing gene gene yes got it okay in a you know a half true story see i like i don't see this i don't see chris evans being like a dancing you know actor from the 50s but this just might be the role that like changes how we see him because I know him as like Captain America you know big sexy man with his leotard but maybe there's more to Chris Evans than his leotard honestly I see this and I think this would be the role that like changes him from

being so commercial to more niche academy serious artistic but also like Gene Kelly singing in the rain like that's fun shit that's dancing singing like it's it's not like morose so I think this could be the perfect thing for him and it sounds like a movie. Does he sing and dance? I think he must have some some chops if he's putting himself up for it. That's true. You know I'm sure he can dance. I don't know. Yeah I guess it's like La La Land with Ryan Gosling. I wouldn't have thought that he was like a singer or a dancer but he did he did that he did do it do you think he did it not well i don't know i mean i don't like the movie and by all accounts i should so i'm tempted to blame him and emma yeah one of my takeaways from that movie was like it was good but like imagine how good it would have been with like two trained singers and dancers.

Ooh. Yeah. I agree. Like there's something that I mean so many people love the movie and to them it's a perfect formula. But for me there's something that was a miss. I never I watched it more than once. Me too.

I completely agree. And like I'm about to say something crazy but I actually like hate the movie. Yeah. No like if you wanted to watch it like I would probably go home no or like i would be on my phone the whole time and it's a long movie so that's a lot of screen time but there is that thing like like the music is good yeah because it's pasic and paul pasic and paul do it again like by all accounts this should have been you know a steamy classic and it should should have been Oscar movie of the year. But it wasn't.

It should have been like Greatest Showman level of love from me. Of entertainment caliber of like you know caliber. Yeah. Agreed. Agreed. Anyways but this movie does sound good and I hope for Chris Evans that he gets the part that he wrote for himself. Because like that would be weird. Also the last time we spoke about Chris Evans on the show

was like the pretty believable rumor that he and Selena Gomez were dating and absolutely nothing ever came from that and that's that's when it gets tough to do this job when you invest in something and you hear something that really tickles your fancy and it's just a big fat nothing murder yeah and then it makes you wonder was like pulled out from midair like there was and you hear something that really tickles your fancy and it's just a big fat nothing burger. Yeah. And then it makes you wonder. And it like seemingly was like pulled out from midair. Like there was no proof ever. It makes you wonder what other nothing burgers have you eaten

that you didn't even know. A lot. A lot. Five seasons of doing this show, we've eaten a lot of nothing burgers. And not that many Beyond Burgers. No, not enough. And no McPlants.

None. Well, those were the And no McPlants. None. Well, those were the Fast Five stories. I feel as though you needed to know them. And now we need to recap Vanderpump Rules because I caught up last night. And I do have a lot of thoughts. I was feeling – obviously, it's not the best show on television. But before you, like, do that, you know I have one thing to say before – I know.

I just like to give a little teaser of what I'm going to – Sure, sure, sure. Even though it's not the best show on television, it was eliciting some strong reactions from me. Agreed. Okay. Echo your sentiment 100%. So I'm also going to talk about Emily in Paris in the TV recap segment, which is brought to you by Zotique Skin Care. Do you look in the mirror every morning to see dark marks, spots, and unsightly acne scars from when you were younger?

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Brock and Sheena's engagement, it appears as though he tried to get Randall and Lala like footed with the bill. That didn't work out. Tried to then in a crunch time pay for it himself. Cheap out. Couldn't afford it. And is now piggybacking off of James and Raquel's gorgeous wedding engagement weekend in,

is it Palm Springs? I don't know where it is, but. Santa Inez. That seems like his plan now and honestly like I know I do kind of want to see it happen because it'll be so crazy but Ariana and Tom really should have urged him against it like that is so mean to Raquel so wrong this man is a fucking cheapskate like it was so infuriating to watch and at first I was like when Lala was like he expected us to pay for his wedding and his engagement I was like no he didn't like yeah

whatever but by the way literally Brock doesn't even really know Lala and Randall that well and as of recently was like in turmoil with them so explain to me why out of all the friends he has in LA he went to Lala and Randall first for help. Sorry, I think I'm going to explain his thinking. Like he saw that Tom Sandoval paid for and put on Raquel's engagement. So he was like, okay, this is a group of friends that does stuff like this for each other. So if I want to put on a surprise wedding, like I'm going to go to the friend who's going to put on the best wedding for me, Lala and Randall. And they honestly, it seems like they feel bad about like the foot that they got off to with him and like Lala really wants to do right by Sheena so like she wanted to

help as much as possible obviously not pay for it so at first when she said he expected her to pay for it I was like there's no way he expected that but then to see what he did afterwards at every turn I'm like oh no he really really did the idea that he would piggyback on their engagement weekend where like they chose this place I'm sure they're paying for the venue they're paying for all the activities it does and I'm sure they're getting discounts whatever but like they planned it and he wants to piggyback in secret when like you are filming a television show so there are no secrets. The idea that this could even be a secret is null and void from the jump.

We all like even if they were able to keep it hush hush until it aired, like it still would never, ever have been a secret is so wrong. And just like fucking mooch. And now it's like mooch. It's making me look at everything, even though there was like moochie vibes the whole time but you know what like sometimes you gotta hustle and that's a fine line between a mooch and a hustler so true you know and sometimes you do have to ask your friends with hundreds of thousand of followers if they'll post for free like and sometimes you're in the right to do that if that's a friend and you need a helping hand like that's how they can support you but now like

now seeing how he is going about this I'm just like everything he's done until this point is so moochy also him and Sheena have been together for about two years and all of a sudden they need to have like this shotgun wedding immediately what the fuck is that like I understand it being both of their second wedding so they're not having this like big Hollywood to do that I totally understand but how do we go from that to like literal secret shotgun wedding? I have no idea. Like there are so many places in LA, OC, or on the up and down California

that would put on a wedding for them, whether they want it small or big. And they could, you know, be within their budget because there are places that would work with them that would give them a place for free. But he like, one, doesn't even want to do that work. And two like doesn't want to pay for anything. And if I were Sheena like this would make me feel so small. And watching like I don't want to be the girl who got married on someone else's engagement party dime.

It's terrible. It's terrible Jackie. Like it's painful to watch. And then like now you're seeing everything through this lens of like really getting a good idea who Brock is and, like, why he makes a lot of the decisions that he makes. And then seeing him put a ring on six credit cards that he clearly can't afford. But, like, trying to keep up with what Chino wants. It's just, it's all very alarming. It's all coming off so toxic.

Like, when they had that little, like, hiccup in their interview, like, she was basically basically saying she gave more than ten thousand dollars for him to start homebody and in return wanted seven percent and he was just going back and forth on what the amount of money she gave him was and he got like so angry it's like I'm just I'm not sensing a good future and I'm really proud of Sheena for getting a prenup yeah yeah no I agree also the morganite ring thing which we've experienced on selling sunset which it's like in general I get whatever ring is going to make you happy it doesn't have to be the biggest thing it doesn't have to be diamonds but the idea of spending $25,000 on morganite when that is the cost of a really nice diamond ring like that's I mean I don't know that much about morganite but that

just doesn't sound like a sound investment and also like if you are trying to tighten your budget he's trying to give sheena the biggest possible ring period right and 12 carats like who needs 12 carats and you're not even nobody learn anything it's so it boggles my mind and the fact that every time like the cost of the wedding comes up and he's like well now I'm paying child support I gotta I can't pay for everything and it's like okay child support pays child support once and now like can't afford anything else for himself but can afford a $25,000 not diamond ring. So stupid. And I know that next week they tell Sheena about the plan to do shotgun wedding.

And I'm very curious if she's going to have the self-awareness to put a stop to it. Because I don't really follow. Like I don't know if we're supposed to know what ended up happening with them. Because are they married right now? I don't know. I don't want to know. It's like watching a scripted TV show. like I have no idea where this is going um so I don't know what she's gonna say yeah I don't know either I do feel like she's gonna be swept off her feet like she's it's like if all that stuff hadn't happened with Shay

and the and her literally having to fork over half of her that was crazy bank account she wouldn't get a prenup with Brock but it's like fool me once you know she couldn't do that again but like she really is so trusting and just like she falls in love with people and just like has blinders on and I'm not saying that she needs to like break up with Brock or anything but like I really would hope that she would be like we're not getting married on someone else's engagement weekend that they planned. It's not even about money. Like it's about the fact that like we are going there for them. They took time.

Like they took weeks to plan this. Like there's invitations and everything. And like just to make it about you it's like the tackiest thing you can do. Yeah. And you know she does a lot of things but she's not a mooch and I just I hope that she puts a stop to it because then it's like Brock's moochiness is rubbing off on her and then they are the moochies yeah no it's not it's not a becoming trait he was really really bothering me and I felt like for the past few episodes like I couldn't get

a full read on him in so many ways I'm like he's so great for Sheena like I'm so happy for her he seems like you know even with all of his drama like he seems like a nice guy who's really like in love with her and maybe this is it but I just feel like we're now seeing like who he really is and he's a user and I think that that is just an awful quality and so obviously like he was the real focus he's a phony with a 12 carat ring that is not like who needs a 12 carat ring literally nobody and you know he really took up most of like the the space in my mind for the episode but there was one other thing that happened that actually well there's two things one three things sorry like I can't watch anything about Schwartz and Sandy's because it's so painful like knowing that all these loans they took out all the money they're

like you're you're you took out a personal business loan or whatever and you're giving that money to Tom Sandoval I can't think of two dumber things first of all no like Tom Sandoval is going to lead Tom Schwartz into financial ruin and that is not what I want to see when I turn on my television. And like I just pray to God that they like in real life they don't end up opening this restaurant. But like they are like breaking ground. Like they are moving forward. And it's just very sad to see. It's very sad to see.

I agree. The second thing is like I also don't think it's the right time for anyone to be opening up a sandwich shop. Let alone a sandwich shop. Called something about her. Or something with her. Whatever it was called. And like I was so on Katie's team. With the Schwartz and Sandy's things. But now if my options are a bar called Schwartz and Sandy's.

Or a sandwich shop called something about Mary. Or whatever it was called. I'm going with Schwartz and Sandy's. Oh that's interesting. While I didn't love their original pitch idea. I do have faith that they will you know mold it and it will become something else but I do like the idea in general and I think it's also a much more conservative idea than trying to enter the like nightlife space bar

yeah bar like that huge cavernous place that they have that they're gonna have to fill every single night as opposed to like opening a sandwich shop and like you know having more like so just something a little bit smaller but I also I don't know she really like touched me when she was just like getting really emotional about having something for herself and I feel like that's something that a lot of people can relate to but I also feel like when you're a reality star and even a celebrity sometimes like you know there's so many perks and I'm not gonna like I'm not gonna start playing a tiny violin for these people because they you know get paid so much money to do these shows but like there really is like

a lack of purpose and like you wake up in the morning and you don't have something to do and you don't have somewhere to go and like that is not you know good for that's not like life you're supposed to have like drive and things to do and places to go people to see and like you know good for that's not like life you're supposed to have like drive and things to do and places to go people to see and like you know people who are counting on you and like I feel like the life of a reality star especially like on Vanderpump Rules it's very empty when they're not filming probably it's probably better when they are filming but I feel like there is a lot of emptiness and I feel like her just even acknowledging that aside from like wanting to have a baby and not having one yet like I appreciate that she can acknowledge that this lifestyle is not what she wants for herself yes I completely agree I thought it was very like open

and brave of her I just I worry about the financials of everyone on the show but I do think Katie was 100% right in the way she explained how like she's been in business with best friends before and it was awful and you really shouldn't ever go into business with like your best friends. But her and Ariana are like, they're friends not by choice, like by circumstance. And I wouldn't say they're best friends. Like they know like where the line is and they both like have the same amount of like love in their hearts for each other. I actually think the two of them together as a team make a lot of sense. I agree. Their friendship is probably more predicated on

professional circumstances just from doing this show than it is, you know, on emotions. And I feel like they both get that. And sometimes, yeah, that's exactly who you should go into business with, not people where there's so much emotion riding on it and whose business sense you don't really know anything about. And then the one thing that I wanted to talk about was something that really fucking bothered me because Tom Sandoval went over to Lala's house to get his makeup done. And, you know, Lala's so great. Like, she can actually make me like anyone. So they're sitting there, like, having a good conversation.

I'm like, you know what? Maybe Tom Sandoval isn't that bad and then literally five seconds later he turns around and like not only does he pretty much lie about what Lala had said um about James and Raquel he's like gassing James up like trying to get him mad at Lala and it's like what are you doing like why can't you just have a nice thing and like have it let it be a nice moment she wasn't talking shit like you guys were just friends kind of recapping like what's going on in the group he was like she kind of spun it to me James that like you're controlling I'm like what are you doing he's so fucking two-faced yeah no I think that Lala has his number and I think like him coming and wearing her makeup like was a solid for like a nice favor that he did for her so she was gonna like you know be nice to him in her house but I

can't imagine she can stand him. Also do you ever have you thought now that like Lala and James are both single. Yes of course. Do you think that they would make a good couple? No. I agree. Like I know it's hard for people to like really understand how like guys and girls are like can be friends but I actually think they are real true friends. Yeah and I don't think that they should date though they always do have just like the cutest moments and he's always like making her laugh but I guess it doesn't mean like you have to marry that person no but I hear you like a hundred percent okay okay cool um and then I just really want to quickly talk about Emily in

Paris um I won't spoil anything obviously um but it was so bad and towards the end like there was there was some serious low budget acting happening and one scene in particular like really got to me like when her roommate Mindy was in the park like going through some drama with her bandmates because like her bandmates found out like oh no her daddy's rich like it was so stupid and they're acting and it was giving community theater and it was so embarrassing like i was actually like if somebody had walked in on me if some is bruno marking he's mad he was upset to hear about the community theater if someone whom i respected walked into my room and saw me associated with that show like i would have been embarrassed

so i i kind of like needed to evaluate like is this worth ruining my reputation over watching this show I don't think so okay that's those are some strong words I'm sorry I said what I said and I said it well okay I'm still gonna dip my toe in but I will only go as so far as I can because I just like I can't be watching or consuming content that is hurting me yeah that's like embarrassing and bringing shame to your family agreed and that's why Bruno was barking he's like auntie you cannot be watching these things you know what I want once again are on the same page I want to watch Bruno in Paris. Me too. Bruno and Theo. Crew and Dew and Brew.

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