The Toast - S5 Ep33: Best Friends Back Together: Monday, March 21st, 2022
Episode Date: March 21, 2022- Kanye West’s Grammy Performance Axes Due to ‘Concerning Online Behavior’ (Page Six) - Watch Pete Davidson Join Scott Disick for a “Wild” Boys’ Night (E! Online) - West Side Stor...y’s Rachel Zegler Says She Didn’t Get Oscars Invite (People) - Drake Bell Addresses Josh Peck Rift and the Drake & Josh Reboot That Didn’t Happen (E! Online) - Miley Cyrus Notices ‘F—k Nick Jonas’ Sign During Lollapalooza Chile Concert 15 Years After Split (US Magazine) -Unburden Yourselves (unburdenyourselves@gmail.com) The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Monday. Happy first day with Jackie and Claudia back sitting in our studio, I think, since December 2021.
Yes. Hi! Hi! How are you? It's crazy to be back, but it also feels like no time has passed. Like, everything is just the same. It's been three months, four months since we've been here together, But like now it feels like that was no time at all.
No, that's what happens when you're best friends.
Like no time passes.
Me?
Yeah.
Would you say I'm your best friend?
Yeah.
This is that TikTok.
Yeah.
I mean, you call me your best friend one time,
so I would never say it unless you said it first.
We sound exactly like that.
Like touch a penis, yeah.
That's so funny.
Well, yes, you are my best friend,
even though I think now you probably wouldn't consider me your best friend
because, like, you have another best friend.
I have a lot of best friends.
You're just like that girl with, like, a million best friends.
Yeah, but they're all related to me.
So, same.
So, Jackie is joining us very graciously in studio.
We know your time is beyond precious.
I'm sure your breasts are swelling as we speak.
So, thank you so much for being here a month and a half postpartum.
Yet again, setting an unrealistic standard for women. We can't you so much for being here a month and a half postpartum, yet again,
setting an unrealistic standard for women. We can't thank you enough for being here.
You're welcome for being here. If you're looking for a realistic standard for women,
we did a Patreon episode yesterday. Claudia and I took all of your questions about month one
postpartum, and it was so funny, just so real, true. If you're going through that season of
your life, if you're pregnant or if you're thinking about it, like I just feel like there's a lot of interesting factoids.
I agree.
I thought it was extremely informative and I don't even have a child.
Have you been learning a lot about postpartum and just like motherhood from watching me?
I've definitely been learning that I'm going to take my time getting there.
So this is like one of those things.
It's not, what are the, people say like tickling your ovaries.
Everyone is like, are your ovaries dying I'm like no I'm like I love this child and I can't
wait to just like give the child back to Jackie when he starts to cry you know yeah being an auntie
is so glorious for that reason alone I feel like it's having the opposite effect your ovaries are
like out at the club my ovaries are on molly yeah they're living it up yeah so
if you're looking for like hardcore motherhood update we have a bunch of patrons now this is
the second one you've done yeah with us so there's a lot of breastfeeding content birth story all up
on the patreon and today we're just gonna have fun we're gonna giggle we're gonna be best friends
yeah like we always are oh yeah i feel like kind of weird. It is weird. It's weird just like talking to you and looking at you.
And that's what happened yesterday, too.
We were podcasting on my bed.
We were so close together.
Well, that was a weird setup.
No, but it is weird.
Like because we just talk and hang out.
And now like we're being filmed.
No, I'm like, I really can't even look you in the eyes.
Like it's weird.
Oh, OK.
It's not that.
Oh, yeah.
No, it's not that weird.
It's not that weird.
It's good.
It's good.
Plus, plus, now that we're back together, we can sing.
Ay, we can sing.
Speaking of sing, I watched American Idol last night
because there was nothing else on TV.
And like, I'm never gonna dislike watching people sing
because when they're good, it's amazing.
And when they're bad, it's just as good.
But I have to say American Idol
has really gone down the toilet.
Like there's no singing, first of all.
It's just, like, Katie and Lionel and Luke being morons, like, playing stupid games, karaoke.
Like, it was so stupid.
And, like, one audition between every commercial break.
Like, it was so much filler.
I don't know how people, like, can stomach the show.
It was painful.
That is painful.
And there's, like, the bar is so low, you know?
It used to be, like, if you were kind of good, you might not make it. But this time, if you can hit one note in your song, they're is so low, you know? It used to be like, if you were kind of good,
you might not make it.
But this time, if you can hit one note in your song,
they're like, oh, you have potential.
Let's send them to Hollywood.
Well, there are so many voice shows
they've been on for so many years.
If you do the math, like at a certain point,
you do start to reach people.
Like you go through everyone who has a nice voice
and now like there's not a lot of people left
who have a decent voice who aren't famous
and haven't been on TV yet.
Well, also I think with the advent of TikTok, a lot of people left who have a decent voice who aren't famous and haven't been on TV yet. Well also I think with the advent of TikTok a lot of people don't need to go on
American Idol to get famous in their singing career. With the advent of a lot of things. Yeah
like and also. It's been a while since you needed to go on American Idol to become America's Idol.
But it's also been a while since someone from American Idol became a huge star like I think
the most recent one a lot of people point to is like Gabby Barrett. But before that, it was like Philip Phillips 10 years ago.
Yeah.
I mean, I guess you have an interesting definition of huge star.
Oh, why?
I think Philip Phillips is a huge star.
I mean, that album was a life-changing album.
I never said he wasn't the most talented man to walk the earth.
Because he is.
Because he is.
Yeah.
But huge star.
What do you think?
Have you guys heard of Philip Phillips?
Okay.
But by the way, 10 years ago, 10 years ago when he, he was. Yeah. But huge star. What do you think? Have you guys heard of Philip Phillips? Okay, but by the way, 10 years ago, 10 years ago, when he, he was a star.
Like, he was a star.
I agree.
He was a star to us.
Just know you're not alone.
No, no.
You don't have to prove anything to me.
You have to prove it to everyone else.
I think 10 years ago, like, when his debut album, like, his debut album was a big hit.
And it was amazing.
But I'm not saying he's a star now. No, no, no no by no stretch of the imagination is he a star now okay yeah no I feel
like with American Idol you can reach like actually a pretty decent level of success compared to other
shows where like if I didn't watch the voice test he's in I have no clue who won I will never hear
who won yeah the voice is weird like it's like a talent show nobody really becomes famous yeah well
I watched an amazing program last night called Siesta Key and if you're sleeping on the key like if you're taking a siesta on Siesta Key
don't talk to me okay I'm 100% sleeping on it it's so good I know it's so good and everyone
is just a star I know even when nothing's happening like last night's episode like it
was just premium content it's just like a beautifully made show beautifully made show
like everyone's ready to be a reality star and they do the turnaround
pretty quickly
and it's pretty relevant.
It's really good stuff.
Yeah.
If you're looking for,
you know,
another beautiful mindless show.
The key, in my opinion,
to a successful reality show
is turnaround time.
Amongst other things,
but yes.
It's huge.
And that I think
was one of the biggest downfalls
with the Kardashian show,
honestly.
Like we were rehashing shit
that happened 10 months ago.
Yeah.
And they said that
their turnaround time on the new hulu show show was going to be so quick but they've been filming
for a while and i haven't seen a drop yeah no like we're gonna be in april when we watch it
talking about snl which is october that's a long time to me i'm in agreement we have a lot of
kardashian stuff to talk about today because i need to like share my thoughts on everything
that happened last week because some crazy things happened so So I mean I'm ready to dive in. I don't really have much update everyone
on. I've just you know spent the weekend being a disgusting piece of shit you know. Thanks for the
update. We spent time together so that was nice. We did. It was lovely. And Brew and Dew got to get
together. The boys are back. The boys are back. What is that from? It's from High School Musical 3
when they're playing around the garage, the, the.
Yeah, the tire junkyard.
The junkyard.
Oh, I thought it was from That's So Raven.
What was that band that Raven and Chelsea were obsessed with?
Boys.
Can you Google it?
Boys.
We are the boys.
We are the boys in motion.
We give you our devotion.
Boys.
That is Bruno and Theo.
They are the boys in motion.
And they do give you our devotion.
Every day in every way.
Yeah.
Love that for them.
Yeah.
We could jump in and not dilly dally because I have obviously places to go.
Children to feed.
Person to see.
And today's Monday, which means you are back for your second Unburden Yourselves.
We did it without, oh no, third.
Third.
Third.
Okay.
We haven't done it without you yet.
It's such a segment that's so near and dear to my heart.
So today's are pretty funny.
I read them.
Yeah, I want to hear what everyone got into this weekend.
Okay.
How you embarrassed yourselves.
Love that for you.
So without further ado, here are the past five stories that you need to know before
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Thank you, Claudia.
It's a pleasure.
Our first story,
Claudia chose the stories today and I will be reciting them. So if you hate them, send. It's a pleasure. Our first story, Claudia chose the stories today,
and I will be reciting them.
If you hate them, send all the hate my way,
as you guys normally do.
First story, Kanye West's Grammy performance
has been axed due to concerning online behavior.
Kanye will no longer be hitting the 2022 Grammy stage
as a rep for the artist has confirmed
that his performance has been pulled
due to his quote concerning online behavior Variety confirmed the news shortly after his collaborator the game took
to social media in Iran defending Kanye as he faces scrutiny for harassing estranged wife Kim
cyber bullying Pete Davidson and using a racial slur while addressing Trevor Noah so this is where
like an intersection of my disdain for cancel culture but also my
annoyance with Kanye have really reached a peak because I don't believe in cancel culture but
like I'm so here for this cancellation Kanye's annoying the fuck out of me and the less I have
to see him honestly I think the better for me personally yeah even though I've been accused
in our YouTube comments last week of promoting censorship I can't people are so deranged
honestly a lot of the people who, like, are standing Kanye
and, like, will not back down,
I just so cannot understand, like,
that headspace whatsoever.
Like, clearly,
Kim is in the right here
and Kanye's in the wrong.
So while I am against Kinsel Culture,
I really am here for this.
Kim is in the right,
but Kanye's in the wrong.
What do the Grammys have to do with it?
I guess, yeah,
but, like, maybe he's, like,
a loose cannon
and they don't know
what the fuck he's gonna say. But that's always been Kanye.
Yeah but like it's reached a different level now. It definitely has. Okay. It's reached a peak.
I mean to not have him sing his songs on a stage because like of what he's writing on social media.
Well yeah I guess like he just called Trevor Noah the k-word which is like psychotic.
Even though Trevor Noah tweeted I said said counsel Kanye, not cancel Kanye.
So he's not here for this either, even though he was technically one of the victims of Kanye's rants.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Because I haven't been like reading everything that he's doing and keeping up with it so extensively,
I don't have a firm opinion.
I just don't have a firm opinion on it, you know?
Well, I've been keeping up,
and I feel so unbelievably annoyed by Kanye these days,
like, to the point where, like,
I won't finish his documentary,
even though I loved part one.
I just, I've been so inundated with Kanye bullshittery
that I'm actually really here.
I probably will watch the Grammys,
and now that Kanye's not there,
like, honestly, I'm here for it.
I'm sorry.
That makes that big of a difference to you.
Yeah, he's really fucking annoying me,
and, like, honestly, he just keeps going lower and lower and lower, and I'm firmly Team Kim I'm sorry that makes that big of a difference to you yeah he's really fucking annoying me and like honestly he just keeps going lower and lower and lower and I'm firmly team Kim
here I am okay um and what was the other thing I was gonna say I don't remember but I oh so last
week on Friday we reported that there was this um petition going around change.org it hadn't made a
lot of waves it had like 5,000 signatures but
I'm sure it has more now petitioning that Coachella drop him as a headliner so I wonder if that's next
but how would you feel about that I don't know because I'm not going to Coachella so it doesn't
affect me like if I'm paying no but just the principle of it I don't know see I don't know
because to me that's pretty much the same concept as him not performing at the Grammys just a bigger
scale with like why it's also like an hour performance yeah no it's the same thing just like everything is
just bigger about it yeah but I don't agree with the premise or not no because people bought tickets
with the intention of seeing Kanye and that's not fair to them like if I spent a million dollars on
a Coachella ticket which is literally what they cost because I love Kanye and then he swapped out for Ariana Grande while Ariana's great I paid for Kanye yeah even though
I'm not going so that doesn't affect me and that's why I don't really have an opinion on it
yeah okay it's very confusing yeah he's just like in this terrible place and he has to step away
from the phone yeah I agree completely with that he needs to get some perspective he needs to step
away from the phone he needs to spend time with his family he needs to just take a back seat for a little while
because it's a lot he's trying to spend time with his family and that's why he keeps going to the
phone I don't agree with that but it's fine yeah you don't think no isn't that why he keeps granting
he can't go to Chicago's birthday yeah but Kim's like he he's talking about how he hasn't seen his
kids in a week and Kim commented you were literally here this morning to pick them up for school like
so I don't I honestly I don't believe what Kanye says, honestly.
Okay.
I'm standing firm in my beliefs.
Okay.
Sounds good.
I mean, I probably won't watch the Grammys anyway.
I didn't even realize they were happening.
I thought they were canceled.
I don't know.
I can't keep up with the award show bullshittery.
I can't.
And there is more award show bullshittery coming up. Coming up.
But first, because we're talking about Kanye, we have to get to our Pete story of the day.
Pete Davidson joined Scott Disick for a wild boys night people lost their minds over this video okay why because first of all it's like a video of a bunch of guys watching tv and they've
all clearly fallen asleep except for the person who's filming so you see all these guys sleeping
and then I'm like is that Scott Disick and then the person filming turns the phone around on them and it's like oh my god it's Pete so you just first of all didn't
know who was behind the camera and it was like this big shock and then it's like oh my god Scott
and Pete are hanging out got it I never saw it not knowing that it was Pete who was there oh yeah
once like it has the headlines like then it's like Scott and Pete are hanging out which is really cute
also um because Kim was in Miami this weekend for Skim Swim. Which we didn't even get a chance to talk about.
I mean, I spoke about it with Ben, and he wasn't having the energy I needed him to.
What do you think about Skim doing swim?
How do you think it affects Kylie Swim?
And were you able to get anything?
It sold out in half a second.
Probably the fastest I've ever seen anything sell out on Skim.
Okay, I feel really good about Skim Swim because even when I first got my first pair of Skims
that was like the bandeau and the little shorts.
I loved how I looked in it so much that I was like, I want to wear this as a bathing suit.
So I hope that everything about it is just like those Skims pieces that I liked.
I'm going to come back to number two because number three, did I get anything?
No, I have no idea what size I am or what size I'm going to be.
This is not a period of time where I'm shopping right now.
Even though I should buy some things because, like,
getting dressed this morning was really depressing.
Like, my clothes don't fit me, obviously.
I never bought that many maternity clothes.
You'd be like, you really don't look that different.
Like, am I crazy?
I don't know. My thighs are, like, nice and thick.
Oh, stop.
No, no, no. Like, it's...
You literally look, like, so average.
I can't really explain it to you in any other way.
Like, you don't even look like you had a baby.
So, I can't.
Okay, well, there's definitely some changes.
Of course, of course.
And I'm not, like, you know, putting pressure on myself or anything.
But, like, I had me to put clothes on.
No, totally.
And I didn't have really what to wear.
If I had to notice a change, it would be the size of your breasts.
Like, they're unbelievably...
But not as I sit here.
No, no, no.
I mean, yesterday you whipped it out right in front of me.
Oh, because you... Yeah, but... Up close and personal. Have you seen them? here. No, no, no. I mean, yesterday you whipped it out right in front of me. Oh, because you, yeah, but.
Up close and personal.
Have you seen them?
Oh, have I seen them?
Gorgeous.
Anyways, when I do know where I'm at, I would definitely participate in Skims Swims.
They should call it Swims.
A hundred percent.
And how does it affect Kylie Swim?
I don't think that it does.
I mean, I think we had the same conversation when she launched KKW Beauty and there was
Kylie Cosmetics.
It's like, how could we have two cosmetics cosmetics companies but even if you just look at like
the styles that they wear bathing suits that they wear separately and what they're launching
two completely different brands I agree Kylie's are very like Vegas Instagram boat and Kim's are
very I think more day-to-day like got a staples yeah exact basics yeah and that's what skims is i think
it's perfect but also speaking of kylie so hi oh hi first of all hey girly how you doing um
second of all by the way and i just love the stories that you posted about like you know
us postpartum ladies oh not putting too much pressure on ourselves we just created humans
a hundred percent i totally agree we love you um another thing I wanted to say was that when we were discussing Skims and Kylie Swim with Ben he like wasn't
listening but I was saying Kylie Swim has been kind of quiet because they haven't posted on
Instagram since October 2021 yeah guess who posted on Kylie Swim literally like two days ago I'm just
saying and someone sent it to me they were like oh my god you reminded Kylie like she has to post
on Kylie Swim right that's like me with the redheads. Exactly. Passion projects. Kylie knows all about passion projects.
A hundred percent. So I think that now we should take this opportunity to request another sign
from our girl. Another sign. Okay do you have a sign in mind? No I don't. I think we should
brainstorm because I think while nails and nature like was a crazy coincidence it's not she's never
posted before. Like I think we should maybe go a little bit more out of the box okay but we can't go too far else she's not going to do it because
like she's not she has a brand that she's running she's not just gonna post crazy shit of course
I'm thinking does she still have dogs like Norman oh my god yeah you didn't see her stories the
other day I think she got a new dog and then and they all are the same breed and they all were like
flocking towards her it was so cute so so should we request that even though she just posted that
or something different?
Yeah, because she doesn't post them a lot
and she just posted them
so she wouldn't be posting them again
unless it was requested.
Okay, so let's request,
let's put in a formal request
for some dog content.
Yeah.
Feel free to take creative liberty, Kylie,
on, you know, where, which,
but we just would request some animals.
Could be an old video.
Yeah, we don't care.
Just, that's what Bruin do want to see today see today yeah we're just the messengers yeah oh my god i'll like that i'm
like pretty convinced especially we got like a dm from someone who works you know close to kylie
giving us some intel um but i will like this will be the thing that gets me like fully on like on
the boat and i just want to say, like, I was.
It was an instinct.
No, no.
It was an instinct before.
And, like, I thought I was being, like, a little crazy. Because it was a coincidence.
You know, she wanted to share the baby's name.
Right.
Like, right after I said that I wanted to hear it.
But then after the events of last week, I'm fully convinced.
And even if she doesn't post the dogs.
Like, because she might be like, I gave you girls a sign.
If you don't want to see it.
Right.
Then that's on you.
If you want to doubt me.
Right.
That's, like, that story of the guy who's like stranded on an island.
God will save me.
God will save me.
And a boat comes and he's like, no, God will save me.
I'm good.
A helicopter comes and he's like, no, God will save me.
I'm good.
And then the man drowns and he goes to heaven.
And he was like, God, why didn't you save me?
And God was like, I sent you a boat.
I sent you a helicopter.
It's your Kylie sent us nature.
She sent us nails.
So she's like, you have your signs.
I know, but at this point, it's just a fun game.
And I think it's fun for her too.
I think she's down.
If you are watching, please do it for me for Claudia.
Claudia needs...
Yeah, because I would say I'm 76% there.
Okay.
And Kylie, if you also just want to like one of our pictures,
that would be a good thing too.
That would be super helpful, cut straight to the chase.
She's out of control, Kylie.
And if you want to send me $500 million, to the chase you know she's out of control kylie and if you want to send me 500 million dollars that will work too she's out
of control or why don't you send the plane for us send kylie jet plane send the boat
we'll fly to you and then you can tell us how much you love the podcast and you can come on
yeah of course we're asking too much yeah no we're that was all joke pictures of dogs that
is our request that's our quest okay. Okay, back to Pete and Kim.
He picked her up from the airport after she got home from Miami.
In a black Mercedes and they kissed.
Yeah.
Yeah, very cute.
And I need to share my feelings about the Ellen interview.
Oh, yeah.
Not only like the revelation that these two are dating.
She's talking about him.
She's gushing about him.
He has multiple tattoos of her and a brand.
I don't think I've ever been so surprised by any bit of
news ever more shocking than them dating in the first place like nothing says forever like a brand
I know this is forever and it was actually pretty funny when Ellen was like well you're all about
your brand so yeah no it's like so Yellowstone and I was totally floored no I was like I was having a
visceral physical reaction to the interview because first of all I've never really seen Kim like
quake like that like she was like nervous and she was being so cute she was just like you know a
girl in like a teenage relationship yeah you know and I thought she looked so... Insanely beautiful.
Special.
Yeah.
She was giving Pam Anderson, like, with the hair and the...
Like, it was sickening.
Like, beyond.
Yeah.
So with these two, and I'm obsessed with Pete hanging out with Scott.
Like, the more he becomes integrated in the family, I feel like a lot of people who date
the Kardashians, even if it doesn't end up working out, like, they miss the family.
Like, they love hanging out with the family.
So I just love that Pete is fully immersing himself in the family I really went
from thinking that this was like a cute rebound to like if they get don't get married like I will
cry yeah no I think they're gonna maybe be life partners I don't know if they'll get married
yeah I don't know if Pete's the marrying type and I don't know if Kim wants to get married again
yeah but that works for me me too no no just as long as they're happy. And they seem over the moon.
I know.
Which is crazy.
And then Kim went to Miami for this like sickening swims event that like was like all the coolest
people in the world just like sitting at one table.
And that was cool.
I was happy for them.
Yeah.
But sad for yourself.
Of course.
Yeah.
It's hard.
Like do you ever see things on social media that like in no universe would you ever be
invited to but like
you feel so gutted and like offended that you weren't invited is that psychotic um I don't see
that about like I don't know not necessarily events that like I would never have been invited
to I don't have like foam over that but like if I see like a concert or something that was like in
another like I would never making it there but like that hurts yeah no I feel like slighted when
I see like sick events that
like in no universe in no world that we currently live in would i ever be invited to i'm like i
can't believe i wasn't invited i mean i can't believe it either no it's disgusting it's
disgusting people need to get their priorities in order it's so twisted it ain't right ain't right
are you ready for our next story something else that may or may not be Aiden Wright. Okay. West Side Story's Rachel Zegler says she didn't get an invite to the Oscars.
She's hoping for a last-minute miracle.
Rachel Zegler, who's from West Side Story,
says she hasn't been invited to the Academy Awards.
Over the weekend, she stars as Maria in the remake of West Side Story.
She claimed in a set of comments on social media
that she has not received an invitation to the awards ceremony,
which is scheduled to take place on Sunday.
The movie is nominated for Movie of the Year, and typically the cast of the Movie of the Year nominations get invited to the Oscars.
So what is going on here?
It's definitely bizarre.
I mean, she wasn't herself nominated, but I still think it's incredibly weird that she wasn't invited.
I'll be extremely
curious to see if Ansel Elgort is. Well, that's what I think it's about. I feel like they don't
want him there, and so they didn't invite her. Okay, so we're blaming Rachel Zegler. No, no, no.
Like, I don't know. Maybe they couldn't, they didn't want to not just invite him. I'll be
curious to see more so if the other Mov of the year nominees have the cast have the cast
there who are nominated because say this movie wins movie of the year which like yeah from what
I understand it won't be but then they go up and accept the award and like she should be up there
but she can't be up there if she's not invited right no and if it is because of the Ansel
Al Gore of it all like that's honestly I don't really think that's what it is what do you think
it is I don't know but like lost in the mail The Oscars is like they had Casey Affleck.
They had Mel Gibson.
Like they don't give a fuck.
Like they literally don't give a fuck.
I think it took like 100 years for them to actually uninvite Harvey Weinstein.
Like they don't give a fuck.
So I don't I honestly don't think it's about the Ansel Elgort of it all.
I really don't.
What do you think it is?
Maybe it's a smaller affair this year.
Perhaps.
I don't know.
I really don't know.
Because that's really odd.
Yeah.
And maybe now that she's, you know, put it out there, she'll get invited.
Maybe someone, an intern is getting fired.
I do think like her motivation behind sharing that she wasn't.
Now she's like responding to comments on Instagram.
I do believe it was like in the hopes of like starting some sort of movement for herself,
which I love.
I love a queen who could stand up for herself.
I don't know if it's going to work.
Like I don't think you can just get invited to the Oscars the week of.
Like I think it's like a whole thing. Unless there was an error here. Yes. Unless
there was a human error. Yeah. Yeah. But was Ansel invited? Because that would that would let us know
whether or not there was an error. I just like if Ansel it goes and she's not there like people
are gonna fucking riot. Yeah. That's insane. I don't know. I don't know. It's pretty like
disrespectful. Unless the other casts aren't all there, we shall see.
Yeah.
I really don't know why she wouldn't be invited.
Especially, she's a young starlet.
She's on the rise.
Why wouldn't they want her there?
I don't know.
And clearly, this movie isn't going to win.
The movie can't win because it would be bizarre to have them come accept an award and the
cast isn't there.
So why is it nominated?
Right, right.
I'm really rooting for Tammy Faye.
Yeah, I'm rooting
for the movies I saw.
Yeah, of course.
Except not House of Gucci.
And not Spencer.
And not Spencer.
So that leaves me
with Tammy Faye.
Yeah.
I don't think
it's going to win though.
Me neither.
Nor do I necessarily
think it should.
I liked it.
I liked it
but if that's the movie
of the year.
Agreed, agreed.
It was like a cute
fun film moment.
It wasn't like a life changing. It's no Slumdog Millionaire. No, it. But like if that's the movie of the year. Agreed. Agreed. It was like a cute fun film moment. Like it wasn't like a life changing.
You know.
It's no Slumdog Millionaire.
No.
But like I think the movies that are making a lot of buzz are Coda.
Never seen it.
Power of the Dog.
Never seen it.
I haven't seen them.
But that's what I've been seeing.
Got it.
Got it.
When I scroll.
Are you going to watch the Oscars?
I don't know.
Because I watched the SAG Awards.
And they were okay.
Yeah.
And we got some hosts.
We have Amy Schumer.
Yeah.
We have Amy Schumer. Wanda Sykes, and Regina Hall.
So that's something.
Yeah, actually I wanted to.
Even if it's cringy, like maybe I'll just watch for the cringy.
It really just depends on like what I'm up to.
Where you're at in life, what Harry was like that day.
Yeah, exactly.
What does he want to watch?
Right, right.
It's not just about me anymore.
No, that's true.
100%.
And he loves Siesta Key.
It's gorgeous i feel like you would watch it and be like really inspired by the nature the physiques of all the beautiful women harry definitely loves it he loves it so much
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Our next story. Drake Bell addresses the Joshosh peck drift why can't i speak josh peck drift let's take it
from the top drake bell addresses the josh peck rift and the drake and josh reboot that didn't
happen on march 19th drake bell responded to the recent drama between him and former drake and josh
co-star Josh Peck.
Last week, the latter said on BFF's podcast that the two were no longer friends
and broke his silence about the angry tweets Drake had posted in 2017 about not being invited to his wedding.
He also talked about what allegedly happened between the two former TV stepbrothers
at a subsequent reunion at the MTV VMAs.
Drake Bell's wife Janet Bell had disputed Josh's taking to skating
since deleted Instagram story
on the inaugural episode.
Are you okay?
You want me to read this story?
No, there's just like so much backstory.
Do you want me to explain it to you?
Can you just explain it?
Thank you.
So Josh Peck, who after coming on the toast,
is one of the most loved men in America.
Yes.
He was on BFF's pod last week.
Love it.
And he was telling the story
because obviously everyone wants to know
about Drake, Josh, Drake, Josh. And honestly, if you read his book, you see there's, it's pod last week. Love it. And he was telling the story because obviously everyone wants to know about Drake, Josh,
Drake, Josh.
And honestly, if you read his book, you see there's, it's really not this like big story.
Like Drake was all butthurt that Josh didn't invite him to his wedding.
And Josh was like, we barely spoke in 10 years after Drake and Josh, between Drake and Josh
and my wedding.
So I didn't invite him to my wedding as you wouldn't invite a coworker from 10 years ago
who you barely keep in touch with.
Like it was really not that big of a deal.
But Drake, I think like thrives and gets so much attention whenever he talks about Josh so Josh went on BFF's pod and
said that the first time he saw Drake after those tweets that he posted during their wedding was at
a VMA award and Josh went over to him was like listen you're gonna have to apologize to my wife
we're like we're gonna have a problem and Drake went over and apologized and it was fine i guess drake took
some umbrage with the way josh told that story he was being like you know josh is a storyteller he
was uh painting a picture for us and drake said it like wasn't that dramatic and so drake launched
his own podcast called drake and janet which has the exact same logo as drake and josh but it's
drake and janet and it's beyond funny um and him and his wife are just like ragging on Josh and the thing is maybe I'm feeling overly protective of Josh
because he sat here not 72 hours ago being a fucking precious gem of a man and I feel as though
I know his heart like I feel as though I do and I'm a hundred percent believing whatever the fuck
Josh Peck says second of all it's like there's two men here one of them is a p-john and the other's
on two years probation for child endangerment like you bet your ass i'm going with the former also what i did find interesting about this was
that there was a script floating around that josh had written um for a drake and josh reboot that i
think got picked up by someone but it never ended up going through because drake and josh i couldn't
get along but it was going to be like one of these reboots that everyone's doing and it was written
by josh and i'm sure it was really good. Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
But it's a no.
I mean, some things are perfection.
Yeah.
And you should leave it at that.
And I mean, would Megan have been involved?
Of course.
Otherwise, I don't want it.
But she's doing iCarly revival.
She's doing a million things.
She's actually.
Megan.
She's going viral on TikTok right now.
Are you aware of it?
No.
So she went on the Whitney Cummings podcast.
And I guess, I don't know what the context was. but i assume it was like how she's like very sweet and
innocent and like she was she says well i actually do cuss a little i have heard this and whitney
and everyone is like gagging and they're like what's your favorite cuss word and she's like
probably fuck and they're like like they're losing their minds that's so funny i saw
someone did a reel with it yeah and it And it's Megan. That's hysterical.
Yeah.
It's really good.
But back to the Drake and Josh of it all, like, don't get it twisted.
Like, here at the Morning Toast, we stand firmly on Team Josh.
We are literally the captains of Team Josh.
Yeah.
And also, like, as far as a reboot goes, like, if these two are not, like, real life stepbrothers,
then it just doesn't work.
Yeah.
And it just wouldn't work.
No, and Josh is now starring in a reboot of his own,
How I Met Your Mother.
He's in the How I Met Your Father reboot.
And a lot of people think he might be the father.
He doesn't even know.
Like, I tried to get the juice.
It's like, we don't know yet.
The show's brand new.
Yeah.
No, I've seen it.
It looks good.
Are you ready for our fifth and final story?
She's not ready.
I'm not ready.
Hold on.
Please hold.
She's not ready.
Everyone get up. Get a snack. Maybe turn the volume down. Please hold. She's not ready. Everyone get up.
Get a snack.
Maybe turn the volume down.
My little thing we bring to me.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I'm completely unprepared.
I apologize to everyone.
It's okay.
It gives you time to turn the volume down, you know.
Oh, where's the stick?
Oh, we're missing.
I mean, I could use a different stick.
Okay.
Okay, wait.
The stick is back.
So, I'm sorry.
You had asked me a question.
Okay wait the stick is back So I'm sorry you had asked me a question
Are you ready for the fifth and final story?
Yeah
I think I am
It's a little story i do cuss a little my favorite one is probably
and that's a magic number that is such an endearing quote i do cuss no i know and if you're calling it cuss you
obviously don't curse a lot my favorite one is probably what's your favorite curse word oh that's
such a great question my favorite's gouda probably fuck yeah no i think that they're all good there
aren't that many though fuck shit bitch ass are like the main or the final four. Yeah. I guess you could throw in the C word in there, but that's not what they should use.
That's insane.
Yeah.
Fuck, shit, bitch, bitch, cuss.
Fuck, shit, bitch, ass.
Ass sucks, I do have to say.
Yeah.
And shit is like shitty.
No, but sometimes like if you stub your toe, like you need a good shit.
Of course.
But like that's not it's not like what you use in conversation.
And I actually think we should
petition i'm gonna start my own change.org petition to remove bitch from the top four
because bitch is not a fucking curse word like it's not yeah it's a term of endearment and i
will take that to my grave okay are you ready speaking of fuck for our fifth and final story
miley cyrus notices a fuck nick j Jonas sign during Lollapalooza
Chili concert 15 years after they've split.
Well, that makes me feel old.
15 years.
Yeah.
Why do they have to say that?
I know.
They didn't have to.
That means we're like 30.
Yeah.
While attending Miley Cyrus' Lollapalooza Chili set, one fan made it crystal clear which
side of the breakup they supported.
The Wrecking Ball song Tris read during the concert, she said, fuck Nick Jonas. Then she said, I didn't say it. I didn't say it. Just one of the breakup they supported the wrecking ball song tris read during the concert she said
fuck nick jonas then she said i didn't say it i didn't say it just one of the other signs
um yeah i saw a lot of clips from her chile concert going viral on tiktok this one in particular um
i've had like a actually a really miley filled weekend what on friday night me and ben were just
like laying in bed about to go to sleep.
And for some reason we started talking about like Miley Cyrus' catalog of music.
And it just sent me on a spiral of like, break out.
Right.
Yeah, break out.
I saw your story.
Yeah.
Can't be tamed.
Meet Miley Cyrus.
Like right before, even Bangers was really good, but all the shit between Hannah Montana
and Bangers, like really was a moment.
really good but all the shit between Hannah Montana and bangers like really was a moment like it was a a time of my life that like was really influenced by Miley's music um and I was
just like really having a newfound appreciation for Miley and I do rag on her a lot I have to
admit like I do um and honestly I was watching her Chile performance and I don't know if I would
enjoy a Miley Cyrus concert I feel like you would why do you not think so because every time I've seen her perform especially at a major festival like
all she does is hold the microphone out for the crowd to sing like I came to a concert to see you
sing you are the performer I that's like my biggest pet peeve at like at like the peaks of songs when
the singer will stop and have the crowd sing like no we suck we came to see you no my peak is
when they spend so much time talking and it's like they first of all we didn't come to hear you talk
yeah it's not stand up I know you say this to every crowd every night I don't feel special
yeah and that bothers me you know who does speak a lot and it's all so rehearsed no but it's okay
because like she fancies herself a comedian Adelele. Well, that's not what I was going to say.
And that was my least favorite part of the Adele concert
that I went to at Madison Square Garden a few years.
It was full stand-up between.
But she has a bit of stand-up chops.
It didn't bother me so much from her.
No, but what I was going to say, and it pains me to say,
but who's the queen of talking between songs?
Very lengthy and extremely verbatim word for word like from
the night before is Taylor Swift it's like it's actually a great time to go to the bathroom or
get a snack or a drink but yeah I can't lie like I hate it and that's actually what I liked about
the John Mayer concert I recently went to like he did not mince words he didn't even speak to us
like he just played the music I love that it's just it's it's not the vibe yeah unless unless we can feel that
like and it's genuine that you're just like talking just to us yeah and you didn't say this
last night in North Carolina yeah and for some reason like when certain artists go on tour I get
like stuck in TikTok like cycles of their content and they really do Dua Lipa like I'm on her Dua
Lipa she says the same thing at every show like it's I hate I really hate when
people speak at concerts and I know that's mean it's like shut up and sing but like it's just how
I feel yeah and you get like you know about a minute to introduce a new song you want to tell
us where you were at when you wrote it fine but like to do a bit it's not it's not the time no
major shout out to the Jonas Brothers I don't think they said one word on stage and I thoroughly
enjoyed that that's nice I haven't been to a concert in Brothers. I don't think they said one word on stage, and I thoroughly enjoyed that. That's nice.
I haven't been to a concert in forever, so I can't reference.
I think the last one I went to was Celine Dion.
Wow.
Yeah, but right before the pandemic.
She didn't say a word either.
She just.
No, she likes to talk.
She's a talker.
Oh, actually, yes.
But she has like a funny personality.
She does.
And she's like an icon.
So who are we to say?
Yeah.
Luke Holmes spoke a little bit, but it was just about.
I want to hear every word.
I don't care where you said it, when you said it.
And it was really about like how grateful he was.
Yeah.
No, I guess it's just, I must hate the artists if I don't want to hear them talk.
No, because I love the, like Taylor Swift, I would literally take a bullet for.
That's true.
But I'm like, girl, please stop talking.
But I also feel like Luke Holmes, he's not a man of many words.
Exactly.
So when he's speaking, you better fucking listen.
You sit down and listen.
A hundred, take a seat.
A hundred percent. Yeah. I guess it just depends depends what was the story oh miley yeah concerts are more personal than food it's true they are oh i was telling sophia i was laughing so hard about your
more personal when she was like when someone is going to come for my podcast that's just what i'm
going to say yeah comedy is more personal than food podcasts are more they really are more personal
than food i've really discovered that in the last few weeks of listening to podcasts.
This one is the best one.
I'm sorry.
And I'm not even biased because I was like, when Toast was off and I was looking for podcasts,
like nothing came close.
And then last week I was just laughing through breastfeeding.
It's a joy.
Last week was a great week of shows.
I hope we can replicate that this week, but I'm so glad to start it off with you in studio.
Like, thank you so much for being here.
No, I think you're going to replicate it because you know the common denominator of all
these great shows is you you said it not me um also like you're welcome the way oh yeah thanks
yeah I feel like Maui you're welcome what can I say except you're welcome um what I was going to
say was honestly I can't really put into words like how at ease I
feel with you especially because you're doing the stories like the tension I hold in my back for the
60 minutes I'm even if it's the best co-host or the worst co-host knowing I have to space out the
ads read all the stories keep the conversation going make the person feel comfortable while
also still being funny and entertaining like there's really nothing worse I can't lie it's
insanity plus like we're doing this live really like sure
you could cut something out if you needed to but it's like don't you don't cut out awkward silences
right like if this were just a taped podcast you could make it all sound seamless even if it didn't
awkwardness out right but you can't do that right we don't edit here at the morning toast we're
unfiltered right so now thank you for unburdening yourself with that. Which is the perfect way to dive into our segment that we just added to the show
that's really becoming a staple, a cornerstone of our show.
It just fits right into all of the things that we feel here at The Morning Toast,
which is predominantly embarrassment.
Shame.
Unburden Yourselves is a segment where you guys can write in to us
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one's really short. A little social media thing this girl likes to do. Hi, Claudia and Jackie.
Sometimes I report people's Instagrams just because I don't like them. Is that why the
morning toast Instagram was taken down for a month? was not but speaking of instagram activity the funniest thing is
happening and we're doing like nothing about it because it's the best thing that's ever happened
the morning breath instagram has been completely hacked it's gone and it's someone else it's living
in dubai now and i'm so happy for him i know he's obviously like okay first of all if you don't know
what the morning breath is like it's our old show we a verified, and they used to have like 80,000 followers.
But ever since we switched to the Morning Toast, we have a new handle.
It has like 40,000 and it's remained dormant for years.
And then I went to the email account like two weeks ago that was associated with the
Morning Breath Instagram.
And I saw an email from a couple of weeks earlier.
It was like, oh, you changed your email, your password, your location, everything.
I'm like, I did?
Oh, we've been hacked so we didn't really think anything of it until the person who hacked it has now become extremely active yeah and he's having a blast and you know
what someone should enjoy that account I think you should support him I like I have no issue with it
it makes me laugh every time people keep sending it to me and it's just like we don't know some
people think we sold it which like I wish we did no we didn't it just has been hacked and this man's living his best life in dubai and he's
trying to really inspire us with his content so the least we could do is let him yeah but he did
he deleted all the pictures and like for one day like he only left up a picture of theo i know
but even theo's and he changed the caption dog with like devil emojis i know the only thing i
am like a little sad about is that like that
instagram was full of so many good clips from our old show that like don't exist anywhere else
yeah like our halloween episode but you know what let the man live let the man live like you can't
live in the past no you can't also what's so funny is we talked about the fifth and final story about
miley and like didn't talk about our thoughts on the story at all like yeah no I don't care
like I just think at this point like Miley's business Miley's like career a lot is like
shock value clickbait and this is like one of those things that she knew would get picked up
and like I don't care yeah I don't care about Nick Jonas honestly no he's married like shall
we move on yeah we shall move on and yeah I still i don't know why i brought it back i still don't have anything to say that's actually been like my thoughts on all five stories like i don't
have anything to say except for kim and pete right that's all i came here to talk about today
anyways for this girl she just kind of mean but i think instagram i mean they really have like
the worst security measures security measures community guidelines like they're fucking out
of control with their censorship so i was gonna say like the person there will see that it's not a real thing
and it's just like a funny thing to do but you know you actually might be impacting them impacting
them i don't know i if it makes you feel better like i'm kind of here for it like are you talking
about celebrities or like your co-worker i think probably like both and maybe like influencers
yeah you sound like a troll it's kind of funny it's mean, especially if it's someone's like business.
Right.
Like what do you like reporting people's Etsy shops?
Like let them run their business and put food on the table for their family.
But we didn't come here to make you feel worse about what we're doing.
But just like maybe keep that in mind the next time.
Yeah.
Just keep in mind like there are consequences to your actions.
Right.
But if you're reporting Kim Kardashian, like nothing's going to happen.
Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right right so i would need more information on who exactly you're just hope it's
not us yeah no we're we love this for you keep doing it to other people um okay hey sisters i'm
34 weeks pregnant so maybe after knowing this you'll give me a little grace at work i went and
used the bathroom while washing my hands i saw a few little pieces of toilet paper left behind
and without noticing the water had risen i flushed the toilet again and it overflowed I was mortified
The sheer panic of trying to listen to see if someone was waiting for the restroom or in the workroom to hear it could have
Made me bust into tears
I tried to find the janitor to let her know but I couldn't and there was no way to tell my office without telling on
Myself so I walked out and left it
I know it's a horrible thing to do but I am so so pregnant, and your girl just needed to use the bathroom.
Run like the wind.
This is not your problem.
I mean, there's nothing else you could have done,
and you have so much on your mind, on your plate, like on your belly.
Forget it.
Yeah.
Forget it.
Like that's what most people would do.
Like when you walk into the bathroom and you see that it's clogged,
honestly, I don't want to know who clogged it even.
Yeah, because it changes things. It changes things, and instead it's just an anonymous clogged toilet and you are
pregnant and just move on don't even feel bad about this one yeah I guess I can't remember a
time when like a toilet's been clogged and anyone like ran out like I clogged the toilet we must
fix it like it's clogged toilets are meant to be discovered anonymously like it's the only way
I agree pregnant orregnant or not.
Yeah, so I think you totally did the right thing here.
Yeah, yeah.
It'll get fixed at some point.
Yeah.
It's not on you.
Yeah, let someone else be the reporter of it.
Right, you have enough going on.
Because the reporter didn't do it.
Of course, unless that's a good way to be sneaky,
like you clogged the toilet and be like,
someone clogged the toilet.
They would sniff you out.
I'm sorry, like it has to be genuine. You'd be a really good liar.
Yeah.
Okay, third and and final unburden
yourselves i hate that this is a true story but i was at my favorite bar after a big dinner lots
of burritos and queso and needless to say my stomach hurt after a few beers i felt a rumble
in my stomach but i didn't want to leave so i felt i had no choice but to silently make a few
laps around the bar letting a few farts loose as I went. Unfortunately I ended up being
accosted by the bouncer and actually kicked out of the bar for crop dusting. I will never live it
down. No I don't believe this. That's what she says. I don't believe it. She said the bartender knew
and that's discrimination. I don't even if someone could sniff you out literally. I don't think that
they can kick you out of a bar for that. That is so mean. It's so niche.
How do they know it's coming from your ass?
Yeah, like without a proper investigation.
Right. Even if they could figure it out, like since when is it illegal to fart?
You know, I have doubts.
Like you must have been doing something else worth, worthy of getting kicked out of a bar.
Because again, crop dusting is essentially a victimless crime, essentially.
I disagree.
And there's no foolproof way to find out
who the originator of the crop dusting is.
Well, if someone was, like, tracing your scent,
like, you know, maybe they discover someone's farting
and then they keep following it.
But it's impossible to trace a fart, like, 100%,
like, validate who was farting.
I just feel like, you know,
the rules to join society these days are just just feel like, you know, the rules of,
to join society these days
are just getting too crazy.
You know?
Yeah, I agree.
Like, you can't fart.
Right.
Leave it alone.
No, like, bars are gross.
Like, their floors are sticky.
There's vomit everywhere.
Like, really?
Now we're taking moral high ground
on farting?
But I just want to say,
like, if I were there
and someone was going around
farting the entire time,
like, I would have reported you
to the bouncer. Right. I would have launched a full-fledged investigation. I don't want to, like, I were there and someone was going around farting the entire time like I would have reported you to the bouncer just right that I would have launched a full-fledged
investigation I don't want to like I don't want this to be something that more people feel
empowered to do right why not go to just the stall and fart like the bathroom because she would have
been there all night why not just go home yeah or that's why you always got to carry gas x it's a
miracle drug yeah sometimes like you got to call it a night at some point.
Yeah.
And that was your body's way of telling you, let's go home.
Yeah.
You have to listen to your body.
Yeah.
Do not listen to all the influencers who tell you that.
What are you doing if you're not listening?
Listen to your body.
Okay.
Well, thanks for unburdening yourselves, guys.
I hope you feel better.
I definitely don't.
And that's our show.
Yeah.
But we now carry the burden and that's what we can do for you yeah that's actually like one of the the hardest parts
of our job that we don't really talk about is like the mental um anguish that comes with letting
people burden unburden themselves onto you happy to do it happy to do it I have a splitting headache
you do yeah this whole time I didn't want to complain oh no well someone actually asked on the patreon and they never um they asked it after I had done the episode with
you how your migraines are doing postpartum so like up until right now I wouldn't have considered
these headaches and migraine they're just from like lack of sleep but like now it's like in one
center of my and we've so many bright lights coming down into my eye I think this might be
a migraine I need to see if I can take my migraine meds, if I even have any.
Okay, well, we'll let you go.
Thank you so much for being a selfless queen.
You're so welcome.
So fun to be on this amazing show.
Tomorrow, oh, we've got the gals on the go.
Brooke and Danielle are joining me in studio, so that'll be really exciting.
And maybe you can get an update on your sister from them.
You know, I'm...
Because they see her more than you.
That's part of the reason I invited them on the show.
Yeah.
Just to really get
an inside scoop
on what's going on
with my sister.
Yeah.
I'm so excited
for that episode.
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