The Toast - S5 Ep37: PR Moves with Girl Boss Town: Tuesday, March 29th, 2022
Episode Date: March 29, 2022Will Smith Apologizes to Chris Rock for ‘Unacceptable’ and ‘Embarrassing’ Oscars Slap (Page Six) Amy Schumer Addresses Backlash over Kirsten Dunst Seat Filler Joke (Page Six) Taylor ...Swift to Accept Honorary Doctorate From NYU, Speak at Yankee Stadium (Page Six) Britney Spears Slams Her Ex-Boyfriends Justin Timberlake and Mom Lynne for Failing her During ‘Hardest Times’ in now deleted Instagram Post After Receiving a ‘Calling from Jesus’ (Daily Mail) Reformed Playboy John Mayer Sleeps ‘Next to a Row of Pillows’ These Days (Page Six) The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Girl Boss Town (@girlbosstown) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Tuesday. Hope everyone is
having a great day. I'm having a great day. I'm feeling very stamp of approval because I am joined
by TikTok PR marketing branding queen, GBT, Girlboss Town. Your real name is Robin, but like
I will never call you anything other than GBT. Perfect. Is that okay? Yeah, of course. Sometimes
when people see me in the street, they're like, Girlboss. I feel it's like a LuLaRoe ad. I'm like,
yeah, it's giving MLM. Of course. Okay okay I have so many questions for you before we dive in
thank you so much for being here thank you I need someone to just kiki with there's so much going on
in the pop culture space we're coming off the Oscars and like I think that you really match
my energy in terms of being like you could talk about this shit for hours endlessly I grew up
reading Us Weekly not Hooked on Phonics. Exactly.
Not Highlights Magazine.
No, no.
So for those who may not be familiar,
you have blown up in the last like three months.
It's crazy.
Yes.
You are a TikToker,
but you do really interesting content
like shit nobody else does,
which is why I feel like your content is very unique.
You're all about PR, branding, marketing.
Like you evaluate certain crises.
You're always giving people advice.
You're giving brands different ideas on how to elevate their branding.
So tell me about your background.
Like are you a marketing major?
Yes.
Well, I was a communications major,
but I always say like none of the stuff that I talk about I learned in college.
By the way, same and same.
I was a communications major as well.
I think that the reason why I like am like this is because I grew up watching reality TV
and just being the ultimate consumer of pop culture.
So when you're the ultimate consumer, you know what people want.
Cause like I have the brain of like the audience that it's targeted towards.
And I like did marketing classes in high school, you know, like sold the cookies,
like at the school store, shout out to Nashville High School North.
But I was in
corporate marketing jobs for a minute but for like health insurance companies and like i could truly
care less a hundred percent you know what i mean and then i was like i am just gonna quit this i'm
gonna go to esthetician school so i can get free filler for the rest of my life love love love that
for you yes and when i quit i started bartending and i had a lot of time during the day so i started
uploading tick tocks um and then it just kind of took off i am not an esthetician school um
i'm on the board not yet i mean legally you should follow through just on that for like a hobby yeah
no of course i love it so much but um yeah i basically i started doing pr moves on tick tock
and it was an effect where everybody commented do do me next, do me next, do me next.
Not in my dating life.
It wasn't do me next, but like for the TikToks.
But then brands started seeing that.
And now I do creative consulting for a lot of brands.
So it's not like your typical influencer brand relationship.
So I do a lot of that on the back end.
But I'm also like creating an audience with
like GBT doing the stamp of approval okay so I feel like if you don't have a TikTok you might
have no idea what we're talking about but you really blew up when you were doing different
like ideas you were having for other influencers being like this influencer should do a partnership
with this brand yeah and then release this book or this documentary and then all these influencers
and brands started commenting like do me next do me next and then release this book or this documentary. And then all these influencers and brands started commenting like, do me next, do me
next.
And then you literally, how many followers did you get like in that couple of weeks?
A hundred and seventy five thousand.
That is so crazy.
Yeah.
And your life has just been.
Completely changed.
Right.
I was doing side work at a restaurant in like October, like washing silverware.
And then in January, I was at E!E.
News.
I was like, this is crazy.
It's so crazy.
But it's the power of social media. And I also just just want to say if there's anybody watching this who thinks oh
it's too late to get on TikTok I kind of missed the wave right it's definitely not no you're
just don't come from my position but like it's not too late it changed my entire life and this
is a dream I'm a massive toaster I've been a toaster from the start. Yes. So everything I'm doing is amazing. And thank you so much for talking about that.
But this is my.
We just love, love to hear that here at the Morning Toast.
I love you for being here.
I cannot wait.
I know you, I see, I watch all your videos pretty much.
And I think you get similar, not backlash, but feedback about being like too obsessed
with the Kardashians.
They call me a vapid waste of space.
I love that.
Not that I read the comments or anything.
No, no, of course not.
And by the way, same.
Yeah.
I, I seriously, I, I could talk about the Kardashians till the day I die.
Yeah.
And I just want to do like a little speed round of questions for you.
One, like which Kardashian do you relate to the most?
Who do you love the most?
So, um, OG, like early seasons chloe currently kim i i have three sisters as well
um so we used to like fist fight over the straightener so i like get that vibe energy
but i feel like right now i'm in my kim era like i'm not becoming a lawyer but same vibes i totally
love that for you i mean businessman bow attire you're looking snatched to the gods. Thank you. It's giving
Kim Kardashian. Oh my god. Okay,
another Kim Kardashian related question. Like, what is your
take on the whole Kanye thing? I know people are so sick of hearing
about it, but I do want to get your take. Yeah, definitely. So,
um, I don't like to speak too
specifically on it, because I definitely think it is, like, mental
health related, and, like, there's a
difference between pop culture and, like,
this is serious. Agreed.
Um, but I have the same big three as kanye
what's the big three like horoscope oh my god so i i relate to him a lot and i'm a massive massive
kanye fan i think he's a genius and i love him but what's been happening recently he's not a p-jump
no not giving p-jump energy whatsoever whatsoever what is your sign i'm a gemini sun cancer rising pisces moon okay but like what
month were you born may 31st so what does that make you gemini thank you okay so you're toxic
yes exactly that's all i know about horoscopes and that i'm a cancer i don't even know ben's
horoscope and it's gonna be extremely hot take like i don't believe in them um moving on yes
um i hear that you have prepared some PR moves, some creative consulting suggestions for the
morning toast.
Please, I would literally love to hear that.
Okay.
So it's kind of like that's so Raven.
Like these ideas just like come into my brain and I write them down in my notes and my phone.
Okay.
First and foremost, I think you should do a collab with Sony Morgan on toasters.
I'm kidding.
But like that would be iconic.
Love the idea.
Best one you've had. Yes. But speaking of sonia i think you guys definitely need to have
a booth at bravo con and in the morning and like you guys could actually like serve like different
types of toasts and spritz love and then interview the bravo um bravo liberties obviously very on
brand i think to launch like you do great on tiktok I don't. You do. I don't. You do. Follow her on TikTok. Agreed. But I think you should start Toast Talk where there's a question about pop culture like a pop culture story that you covered that day and or the previous day and in 60 seconds or less you dive a little bit more into it. Okay. So like the most popular story of the day dive into it a little bit more on the toast every single day in 60 seconds or less toast talk cute love love love love love love love i
think for spritz you guys need to have a spritz um single taken spritz dating event where each
color represents if you're like single taken or like mingling oh my god that's like such a good
idea yes um and a little bit on that and with dating i think that sophia la courte
and the snatchler and you guys need to have like a bachelorette type series sponsored by spritz
and it could be at a bar and you guys could like um remember when in kim and chloe take miami they
like vet guys for party to date with kind of like that but i feel like sophia la courte like you
guys are very good love she is like embodies like young new york spirits yeah i think a dating series with her would be cute
and last i know you love the the show the four like with the songwriters with like ryan tedder
uh yes songland songland yeah um and so i think you should have a contest where songwriters write
a theme song for the toast and you guys do like an american idol moment on one episode where they all come on and like audition it love yes love love love love
and i'd like to be a judge too of course oh my god wait those were really good ideas thank you
how long does that take you to come up with like five minutes really yeah so people are always like
what's your process like they they get so deep they want me to talk about like colleges and i'm
like honestly i like like watching old episodes
of America's Next Top Model
and Kardashians
get my brain going
and then I just look
at somebody's Instagram
and it's like,
that's a Raven moment
just comes to me.
We were rooting for you.
We were all rooting for you.
How dare you?
How dare you?
No,
and you know what?
Those were such good ideas
and I feel like brands
pay you like a lot of money
and like,
we just got it for free.
So,
this has been worth it.
You can go.
Thank you so much.
Thank you guys.
No, I'm totally kidding.
She's going to join me for the Fast Five.
I can't wait to get your take on.
I'm still just like reeling from the Oscars.
I'm not over it.
I can't get over it.
And I know this sounds like so dramatic, but like I have not been able to sleep.
Like it's just been on my mind.
It's so crazy.
And now there's a lot of rumors going around that this whole thing was staged.
I don't believe it was.
Me neither.
I didn't even make it a story because it's not real.
People were like, it was a stage slap.
And there's just no way in hell that it was fake.
No, I mean, I think bitch slapping somebody,
and also I hate when people come on the show and they're like,
can I swear?
I'm like a fake fan.
You know, you can swear on the show.
Bitch slapping somebody is not a PR move.
Hot take.
Very hot take.
Having a relationship with somebody is a PR move
but doing that
on live television
especially with the Oscars
where everything
has to be vetted
this is like a massive
night in television
like that is not
a PR move.
Okay and I hope
once we get to the story
you're going to give
some of your suggested
PR moves
because Will is
it's crazy
when I look for stories
in the morning
for the show
literally every
it's multiple multiple
stories on every
single website
Will Smith this
Will Smith that
Jimmy Kimmel gave his take on Will Smith it it's crazy i know it's insane and honestly like i'm a
massive will smith fan he was turning into jason derulo a little bit on tiktok remember when jason
derulo was doing like out of control out of control tiktoks with like high like quality editing yeah
it was a little weird but it's not the vibe yeah it's not the vibe stop um stop but i love will smith
but after this happened it was like my whole life flashed in front of my eyes for him i'm so glad
you're matching my level of drama queen because i couldn't agree more and the thing is like how
my brain works too i'm like what is that phone call he got like the next morning right like what
does that look like what were people in the control room doing like freaking out freaking
out even people in the front row, it was just beyond.
You know there's going to be a Hulu documentary on it in two years.
I'm so ready for it right now.
Yeah.
Okay, so I think without further ado, we should dive into the fast five stories that you need
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Okay, GBT, are you ready?
I am so ready.
Okay, the first story, obviously the biggest news,
is that Will Smith has issued an apology.
He took to Instagram, and he apologized to Chris Rock
for slapping him at the 2022 Oscars.
Here's what he said.
Violence in all of its forms is poisonous and destructive.
My behavior at last night's Academy Awards
was unacceptable and inexcusable. Jokes at
my expense are part of the job, but a joke about Jada's medical condition was too much for me to
bear and I reacted emotionally. I would like to publicly apologize to you, Chris. I was out of
line and I was wrong. I am embarrassed and my actions are not indicative of the man I want to
be. There is no place for violence in a world of love and kindness. I would also like to apologize
to the Academy, the producers of the show, and the attendees and everyone watching around the world. I would like to apologize to the Williams family
and my King Richard family. I deeply regret that my behavior has stained what has otherwise been
a gorgeous journey for all of us. I am a work in progress. Sincerely, Will. And then he copied and
pasted that and made it his caption as well. We love a notes app of apology. We do. This one's
kind of gorgeous. It's black and white. It's not notes app. It's a little elevated. Yeah. I will say, I think he should have pulled the Jersey Shore and been like, Chris, the last night at bed.
When you put your head in between two cocktail waitresses' breasts.
But I think this needs a little bit more of a serious apology, not just like Ron and Sam.
I know.
I don't know how I feel about it, though, because it's almost like the damage is done.
about it though because it's almost like the damage is done um and like saying you're sorry on a notes app apology and giving like a public statement is the first step and like i believe
that everybody can be forgiven um besides my ex-boyfriends um but um it's all gonna be talk
about like his actions like going forward i it makes me so sad though that like this kind of
like tainted his like legacy a little bit you bit and the biggest night of his career and also I feel really bad for like Venus and Serena's like
family like how awkward is that beyond and then Venus's nipple popped out yeah I mean like it was
just not it was not the night yeah it was just not it was not the night I I have to say I do
appreciate this apology because honestly I wasn't sure if he was gonna stand by it or not and I've seen a lot of discourse online where people are you know justifying it and they
feel as though it was like the right thing for him to do and comedians are the enemy so I wasn't
sure if he was good there are people like supporting what he did so I'm like he could
lean into that yeah and not even have to apologize so I have to say maybe my bar is low but I'm glad
he doesn't stand by what he did and he's like remorseful of it because he could have gone the other way and it would have been okay because a lot of people are
down with tiffany haddish was on the red carpet saying it was like the greatest thing she ever
saw she wished a lot of people are standing behind him right so he could have just leaned
into that and not apologize and moved on but it's like was that fully him the apology yeah
or it was something he thought he had to do because there's like so much backlash they're
talking about like stripping him of his award yeah which I think is dramatic
um but we'll never know I know so like for face value I'll take it for what it is and I appreciate
it but I think going forward like he's definitely gonna be on red table talk a hundred percent and
Chris Rock is gonna go and call her daddy and we're gonna get both sides of the argument honestly
the only person I'm like dying to hear from is Chrisris rock i know and i don't know if he'll do anything and
it's did you see the meme where it was like um will smith from shark tale and um chris rock from
um madagascar and it's like the fact that we saw these two fight it's just like it's so it's the
craziest thing do you think chris rock will speak out no chris rock is like a celebrity
in name only like he doesn't really yeah have that like relationship with fancy he doesn't do
he's very much like behind the scenes he does his work he lives in new jersey he doesn't live in la
he's not like that i actually don't think we will hear from him ever like again on this and something
that i noticed after i watched it for like the 12th time yeah is he says after he's like i'm not
gonna speak on it anymore and he goes i could say so yeah next so it's like what's he about to go in on Will Smith well there is like a deep history
with Will Smith and Jada with Chris Rock like this isn't the first time like Chris Rock has
gotten in trouble over a joke he made a joke in 2016 also so there's obviously like a distaste
there's like not good vibes and what I think is interesting is like P Diddy the night of the event was like talking to reporters was like it's all good I can guarantee
you like it's been settled and then reports were coming out like the two have not spoken to each
other so this public apology is nice but like did he apologize personally privately I don't know I
don't know either and honestly the fact that this happened on live television it's beyond the girl
who you know how they didn't bleep it in
australia but there's like a somebody doing like subtitles or speaking in the background of it
yeah she's having her moment because like everybody is posting that yeah and i was like if that was me
i'd be like so excited so was lupita nyong'o like yes could she have had a better seat no and she's
like this yeah no she's like shook i think she's also like is this a skit yeah no i think that's
what everybody was but i saw te Tuffy was there and I texted her
and she was like
it was silent
after it happened.
Beyond awkward.
Silent.
And the way we really knew
that it was so real
and that's why I don't
even buy into any of the people
who are like it was fake
because Chris Rock
is a professional.
He's the biggest comedian
in the world.
He doesn't really mince words.
He doesn't stumble over himself
and he was like
visibly shooketh
and he was like
stumbling over the teleprompter. Yeah words he was like fumbling he was talking about documentaries
after yeah like he was just not well of course not I don't think anyone could even in that moment
grasp what was going on let alone having to go on with the show and he did as good of a job as he
could have done but that's how there's no way in hell this was fake the fact that he got slapped
and then had to talk about like planet earth it's just like there's like a lot and no and you know what like this is why the oscars have been so
boring for so many years because they didn't have hosts and then people weren't slapping each other
right and now it's like there's all this backlash and we're going to talk about the next story which
is some backlash amy schumer is getting it's like you wanted comedians you wanted the show to be
funny this is what happens yeah so if you don't like it let's go back to the boring no no host two-hour show and nothing comes of it well what I was going
to say is I think that there's people on Chris Rock and Will Smith's team like equally because
it's like it was about Jada's medical condition which is horrible and that's why I'm like oh my
god like Will Smith did the right like not the right thing but he had every right to be upset
and when you're upset about something you go over to the person especially if you know them personally which I believe they do and you
tell them you're upset with them but then with comedians it's like that's what the people wanted
out of the Oscars yeah and you know what I mean David Spade said the perfect thing it was like
I loved it there's literally the comedian on stage has no clue of everyone's medical history and I am
a pop culture girly there's nothing on this planet I don't know and I had no idea Jada Pinkett Smith had alopecia I thought it was a personal choice because I think
she looks great stunning and I thought it was like a style thing so I didn't even know that
I think there's very little chance Chris Rock did and if there was a conversation to be had
afterwards they could have worked it out yeah so I So I stand firmly on team comedian. I'm seeing online that's
kind of an unpopular opinion. And a lot of people are, you know, praising Will Smith for standing
up for his wife. And don't get me wrong. Like if someone says something about me, like Ben,
you better go over there and take care of it. But violence is never, that's not what I'm referring
to. I like strong words. Yeah. So this just will continue to be the thing I will think about for
the rest of my life. For the rest of my life and now more backlash drama and this one I just really can't
with them like I'm about to go off is about Amy Schumer who I have to say I'm
I feel like I've been critical of Amy Schumer I'm not like a big Amy Schumer
fan I love her movies I have to say I feel pretty is one of my favorite
movies and trainwreck is amazing too but I'm just not I'm not a huge Amy Schumer
girly so just know that I'm not even being biased right now. She
is now getting backlash. I can't. She has to address the backlash over the Kirsten
Dunst seat filler joke. So Amy Schumer defended her joke where she called
Kirsten Dunst a seat filler at the Oscars after some viewers dragged her as
being disrespectful to the actress. She said, hey I appreciate the love for
Kirsten Dunst.
I love her too.
That was a choreographed bit she was in on.
I wouldn't disrespect that queen like that.
And as you guys know, she did this bit
where she sat next to,
I can't remember his name from Friday Night Lights.
Landry.
Literally.
Where she sat next to Kirsten Dunst's husband
and was like, oh, seat filler, can you get up?
I need to talk to your husband, whatever.
It was obviously a joke.
One, it was hilarious.
Two, I wish Amy didn't even respond to this
because when you respond to backlash,
especially moronic backlash like this,
you're giving light to it.
And as a comedian, you should just be able to do a bit.
I was pretty sure Kirsten Dunst was in on the joke.
Even if she wasn't, it was still a funny joke.
Kirsten Dunst is the biggest actress.
She's nominated for an Oscar. We all know who she is it was a joke like I got the door tour thank you yes thank you yes yes I hate this I hate everyone and Justice
Raimi Schumer but also can we just talk about how her husband is a critically acclaimed actor as
well and like I only know him as landry clark
who had acne and killed somebody and then his dad like burned the car no of course i also know him
from breaking bad yeah that's where i like got my second dose of landry but he will always be
tyra colette side hoe literally he will always be tyra colette side hoe he's so friday night
lights to me and i can't i agree i cannot see him as anything other than Landry. No, I can know his last name.
No, what is it?
Clark.
Landry Clark.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That show is like, honestly, a work of art.
It, so it's my favorite, the first season of that show, I can't watch it without getting
full body chills.
And I'm like, I am so fucking lame.
No, you're not.
When I hear the theme song, like I actually cry.
And yeah.
And when like Matt is singing Mr. Sandman to his grandma after the first
date, like, come on.
The grandma.
And Tim Riggins, if you're watching this, but you're not, like.
Don't, by the way, do not be.
Well, Kim watches.
And Kylie.
Literally, everyone watches the show.
So, like, I would not be surprised if this got to Tim Riggins' desk.
So, if there's something you want to say to Tim Riggins, feel free to speak directly into
the camera.
Texas forever inside of me please i agree and by
the way taylor kitch is like still so hot but he will never be as hot as he was in front of
the lights it was the hair it was the dirty house it was the dirty clothes it was the alcoholism it
was everything it was the hooking up with his best friend's girlfriend that show is like i
should need to re-watch it but like i re-watched it recently and it's so good
I think why people are so connected to it is like it really romanticizes high school and like the
best time in your life and when you're in high school you don't realize like these are the days
that you'll remember for the rest of your life you're just like oh I have to go to math class
yeah but it really it captures that time when you're like 17 18 you're like falling in love
and it just romanticizes it and I think that's why we all watch it and we go back and watch it it's like yes that was us like everyone high school was
horrible and it was before social media so it's romanticizing you falling in love for the first
time without like the guy liking other girls bikini pictures yes you know what i mean simple
too because it's in the small town in texas and it's just like it's so and the coach coach taylor
ain't it good to be the coach have you ever seen the the Amy Schumer skit where she pretends to be Coach Taylor's wife?
No, but I love how you just circled it back to Amy Schumer.
Thank you.
That's what I do here at the Morning Toast.
Yes.
Circle back.
I want your take on the Kirsten Dunst joke.
So, as I stated previously, like, I got the door tore.
It is truly, it would be, like, I should make it my Instagram bio.
You should.
Bring it on is the best piece of art ever.
I couldn't agree more.
Like Sparky Palastri.
Come on.
Those are not spirit fingers.
I like how I'm dropping last names too.
Yes, you're a firsty lasty.
Firsty lasty for sure.
I don't think this is a big deal at all.
I don't think kirsten dunst
cared whatsoever no like she is a queen she was nominated for an oscar with her husband who was
also nominated for an oscar i mean if she got second place to the east um the east compton
clovers right she can handle an oscars joke and honestly like as i said in um gospel like
all press is good press in a sense like if
you're being talked about at the oscars even if it's a joke i would be like oh my god i am the
seat filler bitch yes like come up with merch seat filler merch there's so many famous people
in the room so to be acknowledged as lady gaga once said there could be 100 people in a room
and amy schumer's talking about you like it's a and you know what like all this backlash to like
these jokes is bothering me so much like i honestly hope the Oscars never has a comedy host again like leave comedians alone like
you want us to make you laugh and then you're gonna go cry about it like fuck off I just think
like everyone is being a loser right now this is quaking no and you know what as much as I would
literally give up my left breast to have Joan Rivers be alive right now I'm grateful she's not
alive to see this it would never yeah it would it would never but there's be alive right now I'm grateful she's not alive to see this it would
never yeah it would it would never but there's so many moments where I'm like if only we had
Joan like the voice of reason yes because once she speaks like it's over like whatever Joan says
it's like the gbt of approval it is yeah but red carpet oh man I love that would you ever do like
what is your goal from all of this like do you want to do red carpet hosting
what do you want to do so I might be doing some red carpet hosting next week yes crossed for
something like my bucket list yeah um but I mean I did e-news like those were like my younger like
dreams and goals everybody wanted to be on e-news exactly when I was in communications class my
first day and like my first
semester for being a
communications major, it was like communications 101.
We all had to go around and say what we wanted to be.
Every bitch was like, I want to be the next Juliana Rancic.
I'm like, good luck. Yeah, no, literally
same. Like Brielle Bierman.
Yes, exactly.
That was such a good episode
of Don't Be Tardy. Thank you for referencing it.
It was incredible.
So I did that and it was so dope.
But I think out of all of this, I love pop culture so much.
Like it's literally my religion.
But what I like to do career wise is definitely like the consulting.
I would love to open up my own creative agency or be like a creative director for a brand
and then keep working with brands.
I basically want to be like if Gary Vee and Kris Jenner had a baby who had a TikTok.
I love that. I was going to be like if Gary Vee and Kris Jenner had a baby who had a TikTok. I love that.
I was going to give you like a PR move and I was going to say like your long-term goal
should be like opening up an agency.
Yes, definitely.
Because I could see like myself going through a scandal and then like putting you on retainer.
Yes.
Because you're like in, you're, you're in touch with what's going on.
Yeah.
You're innovative.
And I think that would be like a great.
And I also think that like, since I am such a consumer of pop
culture and like we're not even gonna get into like the cancel culture of it all because I agree
exactly with what you said in your book and I do think it's dying down a little bit I do too but I
think having like a voice of reason like when I talk about these things on my TikTok and I'm just
like this normal girl who's like from New Hampshire on her couch talking about it and giving my
opinion being like well look we have to look at it on both sides of things it kind of like makes it more like realistic and it like humanizes it humanizes it
because I mean we have seen so many like notes app apologies I I think Apple needs to do a
billboard with like notes app apologies to talk about the notes app I love yeah um but I do I
want to open up an agency that's like my my biggest goal. And what would the name be?
Stamp of approval?
GBT the agency.
GBT colon the agency.
Yes.
I love that for you.
Yes.
Okay, well, moving on.
Amy Schumer did an amazing job, I have to say.
I thought the three hosts were incredible.
No, when she's like, finally we got a good movie about women in Hollywood.
Venus and Serena's dad.
Dad.
No, there were so many good, like, that little
monologue she did, first of all, I wish there was more of it.
There were so, I know it's an award show, there were so
many awards, and like, to be honest, like, we
don't really care. Well, that's the point of the show. No, I know,
but it's like, we don't care. Yeah, Megan Thee Stallion
singing Bruno.
Innovative.
Completely unique. Never been done
before. Throw it up. Give birth
to it. Put it in a blender put it in a blender
yes
yeah I
I thought the
three hosts
where was Wanda
like there was just
not enough of those
three ladies
and each bit they did
I thought was hilarious
when sometimes I think
a lot of like the
hosting bits that people
do I like roll my eyes
at it's like so cringy
yeah no 100%
and Amy Schumer
also got to be with
John Cena in Trainwreck
and like I love John Cena
but I'm shipping him
and Nikki forever
forever forever I'm so happy with her and her new life I do feel like the one that got away
oh 100% also speaking of Amy Schumer things she did in her movies she also made Bill Hader hot
which is like an incredible feat yeah it's a challenge and now he's dating Rachel Bielsen
and I firmly believe like he would not have oh no Anna Kendrick I apologize um I don't think he
would have been able to get Anna Kendrick if it weren't for his work in trainwreck and that's just my hot
take of the day yes I mean if you're dating the inventor of the cup song your life might have a
couple of challenges but I'm here for it right if you're also dating the most annoying girl on the
planet like that well you don't like Anna Kendrick she's annoying she's my number one celebrity that
I don't like and I never speak on celebrities that I don't like oh I thought you were gonna
say my number one celebrity oh my god no I'm like I never speak on celebrities that I don't like. Oh, I thought you were going to say my number one celebrity.
Oh, my God.
No.
I'm like, ew, GBT, get out of here.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, I agree.
There's something about her.
Yeah.
But see, you know what?
I'm so glad you brought this up.
Because you know what I've been thinking about a lot lately?
I'm so glad you brought this up.
Because I just want to, like, talk shit.
Yeah, me too.
You know who I've been thinking about a lot lately?
Who?
Anne Hathaway.
So she actually looked really good in her most recent red carpet.
And a lay miss was the worst thing that ever happened to her. So there was like that year or two where
not Anna Kendrick, Anne Hathaway was having a moment. Yes. In Hollywood but. The princess of
Genovia. Literally but us we were like fuck this bitch we hate her for no good reason. She was a
little annoying not a crime and she did say she was going to use her Oscar as a weapon against self-doubt which is an annoying thing to say and and she deserved the backlash
she got for that but like she didn't really do anything and we all just hated her and and i think
it really damaged her like on a on a personal and mental health level and now she's working again
but she doesn't really do press she's not very like in with the fans she just does her art and
she goes home at night and i think that's because she's like damaged
from people hating her
for no fucking reason.
Yeah.
And honestly,
Anna Kendrick is giving
that same energy.
Anna Kendrick is annoying,
but what has she done?
The cup song.
The cup song is a crime.
The fact that the cup song
played on the radio,
like that is foul.
It's so true.
It's so true.
But again, not a crime.
Not a crime. So it's like we all hate Anna Kendrick collectively and I so true but again not a crime not a crime so it's
like we all hate anna kendrick collectively and i feel as though like in a few years like we will
feel bad the way that i feel bad now for how i hated anne hathaway when she didn't do anything
other than just like be annoying and have a bad haircut yeah but honestly i was in the anne
hathaway hating grew grew but like princess of genovia like amelia thermopolis grimaldi like that is like
one of my favorite movies voltaire yeah hair i'd rather talk about voltaire yeah you know i agree
and like the mandy moore of it all so how you go from that to being the most hated woman in america
like it is a great accomplishment honestly i know but she and how do we did look good recently on
the red carpet in that blue dress yes i was like you know what and that's how like i flip-flopped like literally it's so bad with pop culture and everybody does
same same same like i flip-flopped so bad like i saw one good photo of her in a blue dress and i
was like you know what she's kind of the moment the way that i now would take a bullet for selena
gomez when i used to talk so much shit and i feel embarrassed i feel ashamed I was wrong and I love it and I think it was part
rare beauty yeah and part only murders in the building that really did it for me and I should
have always loved her like Taylor loves her and I trust Taylor Swift with my life so it's like
Taylor has judgment that she has decided that Selena Gomez is everything of the story like I
should have believed Taylor and I didn't and that's not about cats but not that's the one thing I can't yeah I mean same I can't
do pets I'm very allergic to all yeah well I have I have a puppy oh his name is Howie yeah when I
asked you if you had pets you forgot about your dog you said cats no I said pets okay that was
stop you're gonna make me cry why Howie that's a unique human name for a dog. So when I was 12, the name Howard just came into my brain.
And I was like, if I ever have a dog, I'm gonna name him Howard.
Very much Kylie, how she names her dog, old name names.
Not that I was hopping on that trend.
Like my white toenails wash.
Sure, sure.
But yeah, Howie, he's the cutest shih tzu in the world.
If you're watching this, I'll be able to do that.
Okay, hi Howie hi, Howie.
Hi, Howie.
So yes, this whole cycle
of like hating and loving celebrities
is very toxic.
Yes, and one more thing.
I saw a meme this morning
that was like,
sometimes I feel bad about saying
that Julia Fox is annoying
because I have a premonition
that I'm low-key annoying as well.
So we say all these people are annoying,
but I'm like, I'm fucking annoying.
Yeah, no, and I know
like I'm not everyone's cup of tea.
Like I'm very high energy.
I know people find me annoying.
They find the way I talk annoying. I talk too fast. I say like a and I know, like, I'm not everyone's cup of tea. Like, I'm very high energy. I know people find me annoying. They find the way I talk annoying.
I talk too fast.
I say like a lot.
And so, like, maybe that's just how I feel about Anna Kendrick, you know?
Yeah, it's projecting.
I'm 100% projecting my insecurity.
And honestly, like, I'm jealous.
If I see Anna Kendrick, I'm like, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
Like, I'm jealous that you were in Pitch Perfect.
Yes.
Because, like, that's a dream role for me.
Yeah, you would kill it.
I know.
You really would.
Okay, I'm so glad like i got that
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Are you a Bravo girly?
The biggest.
Yeah, what are you watching right now?
So I have an unpopular opinion
and I know that you're going to disagree with it,
but like I love Teresa.
Yeah, I know.
But Jersey's my favorite housewives,
but I'm recently re-watching
Rahoni I'm on um the episode the bee is back where Bethany comes back you say Rahoni too
yeah I get so much shit for not calling it Rony oh no it's Rahoni no and Andy says Rony like it's
Rony but I say Rahoni yeah no Rahoni oh my god I'm so like relaxed now yes I I watch it all I I
another unpopular opinion opinion like I loved don't be
tardy like I love Kim's that's not an unpopular for the public but you know what I mean it is
I watch her Instagram lives like that's that's where I'm ready I'm gonna one-up you I watched
a one-hour Ariana Beerman TikTok live like two days ago oh yeah same it's like I have a cashmere
robe you oh that's next level I have cab cab cosmetics. Yeah, I need to get it.
Yeah.
They have like really good lip liners, of course.
Yes.
I mean, on brand.
On brand.
Oh, one more thing about Below Deck.
They should sponsor a segment on the show where you talk about like shipped, where you
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That is an unbelievable idea.
Thank you.
Would you ever do Below Deck?
I have been reached
out to like do a trip really yeah and I was like oh being on a bathing suit on camera no thanks
yeah I mean Love Island like I could never but it's my favorite and you have to pay for it but
it's like way discounted like whatever the cost of like a four-day charter on a private yacht would
be yeah it's probably like half but I feel like I'm not paying 60 grand for you to put my fat
ass on tv like no well no first of all second of all I feel like you learned your lesson on say yes to the dress oh 100% yeah I would be like a difficult charter
guest yeah no same just because I want to get like blacked out till 6 a.m and then wake up at 10 you
know and go down the slide but at first when you asked me this is like how in my brain I was like
I thought you meant it to like work on blow deck like would you ever be a Chiefs too? No, but like Chef Ben. He's a cutie.
Sometimes.
Yeah, I could never go on TV in a bikini only if it was Love Island UK because it's like
my favorite show of all time.
Yeah, and I would have to be paid approximately $20 million and then I would do it.
Yeah, with the water bottle.
Yeah, of course.
These are, I actually have a Love Island water bottle.
I should have worn it today, but it's a little dirty and I never clean the cups.
But your cup is clean.
It's right.
As I'm like, no, it is clean.
It's good.
Okay, let's go into the next story, which as an NYU graduate is beyond painful for me.
Taylor Swift is accepting an honorary doctorate at NYU and she's speaking at the commencement
at Yankee Stadium.
So she's adding more accolades to her already impressive lineup.
The Blinks based singer is set to receive an honorary degree from nyu the school announced on monday a press release states that swift 32
will receive a doctor of fine arts an honorary one and will speak at the graduates to the graduates
at commencement on may 18th at yankee stadium the degree will be taylor swift's first as she was
already touring and writing hits by the time she graduated high school so she doesn't have a college degree and she all NYU will also just introduce into their curriculum a Taylor Swift class like in
their um Clive Davis music program so she's obviously like an NYU girly she has a good
relationship with the school I mean Cornelia Street literally and I just want to say like
this kills me because like we had Billy Crystal who has done it a thousand times and I didn't
even go so NYU there's different schools within the school.
So every smaller school has a Radio City music hall or a Beacon Theater graduation,
which is like 10, maybe 1,000 or 1,500 kids.
And then you walk across the stage, you get your diploma.
But then the big overall school does it at Yankee Stadium.
That's where the commencement, the big celebrity speaker is.
I didn't even go.
Sounds like I would sweat a lot.
It was horrible. All my friends were going and i was like what and i
was also like already like working at the time and i was like i don't have time for graduation
like i have a job um and the outfit is so not flattering it's awful it's and you have to wear
it in the heat outside of yankee stadium in may or june i'm like absolutely not just to hear billy
crystal like no offense billy crystal it's just, not my personal vibe. So I'm happy for these kids.
And they're also doing it for the kids who graduated last year.
Oh, that's really nice.
Because they were robbed of so much.
So I'm happy for them.
But, like, I'm just seething with jealousy.
But it kind of sounds like a brand deal.
Like, what is, like, an honorary degree?
You know what I mean?
Like, she deserves an actual degree.
Agreed.
She deserves a doctorate.
Adam Sandler is from, like, the area where I'm from,
so he always, like, comes and speaks at, like, high school graduations.
Oh, that's so cute.
I didn't know that.
But he's very elevated.
Live, free, or die, New Hampshire.
Yeah.
And, I mean, Taylor Swift doing this, like, that's like a concert.
Like, I would want her to perform.
Is she going to sing?
Is she going to sing?
What song is she going to walk out to?
Welcome to New York.
See, you already have it.
It's been, I could, like, you might be the PR girly, but, like, I am the Taylor Swift
discography girly.
Like, I could, what's the word, score an entire day of someone's life.
Like, if you don't listen to I Heart Question Mark, get the fuck out the club.
100%.
I mean, I think it's, I think it's cool.
I think it's great.
But, like, I just don't really understand, is it, are they just, like are they just like honoring her but they're giving her a degree yeah they do this with a lot
of celebrities and I think it's also a way of getting celebrities to agree to do the commencement
I was gonna say it's like a brand deal yeah I don't know do you get paid to do commencement
I feel like no even though these schools are insanely rich yeah I don't think you do so I
think a way of like enticing big people to do it is to give them an honorary degree, which like even if you're really famous, like it's pretty sickening to get.
Yeah.
I'm going to get an honorary degree from like my Nashville Community College to speak.
I'm going to get an honorary degree from like an online college.
Like Phoenix.
Phoenix.
Yeah.
I have to say Phoenix's branding is gorgeous.
Like I'm constantly crying at the University of Phoenix commercials.
Yeah.
And SNHU.
That's literally where I'm from.
Oh, but it's not an online school?
No, there's an actual campus.
Oh, where did you go to college?
I went to the University of New Hampshire.
And then that's when you, did you graduate or you? Yeah, I graduated and then I moved out to LA for two years.
I did a program at UCLA.
And then I did another program at the clubs every single night.
What's the clubs?
I never heard of that school.
Yeah, no, the clubs.
It's the school of hard knocks. Are you a party the clubs? I never heard of that school. Yeah, no, the clubs. It's the school of hard knocks.
Are you at a party early?
I used to be,
but now it gives me really bad anxiety.
But, like, literally,
it was up till, like, 12 o'clock last night.
So, like, you know what I mean?
You're only in New York once.
Yes.
I, like, I love the art
and the action of taking shots.
Like, I love getting everybody together.
The chaos.
It's the chaos.
And then like I tell everybody,
drink, drink, drink, drink, drink.
And then like everybody's nights get ruined.
Yeah, of course.
You're the night ruiner.
You're the pusher.
Yeah.
You push people.
School of Rock's my favorite movie.
I would expect nothing less
from someone who stands Taylor Swift.
I'm sorry to correct you.
That is a quote from Mean Girls,
not School of Rock.
Oh no.
I'm a pusher.
I push people.
Yeah.
Like a drug pusher.
Yeah.
And School of Rock is. My favorite movie. Agreed.. I push people. Yeah. Like a drug pusher. Yeah. And School of Rock is
my favorite movie.
Agreed.
Like I think there's a list
of probably 10 or 15 movies.
Bring It On is on there.
School of Rock is on there.
Mean Girls is on there.
Clueless is on there.
Legally Blonde.
That like shaped who I am
as a woman.
That's like what I'm always
talking about in my book.
It's like these films
like I was obsessed with TV
like you growing up.
They shaped who I am.
Like the monster that I am now
like you can blame it
on Bring It On. Yeah. No like sometimes I am now, like, you can blame it on bringing on.
Yeah.
No, like, sometimes I'll walk around and I'll be, like, humming, like,
Heal me.
I'm haunted.
Oh, my God.
That is an iconic niche reference.
A hundred, A minor.
Yeah.
With A minor.
Yeah, A minor.
Spider.
Yeah.
No.
And that's what I said.
Like, literally being this, like, ultimate consumer of pop culture.
And I think Drew Barrymore and even Josh Peck said in his book, by the way.
Amazing book, right? How he said, like, TV was his best friend like filled up this space when like he was alone and it kind of raised him I feel the same way and honestly you know how there
was those ads on TV that Disney Channel would go like quiet for an hour so you could go play
outside oh my god the worst time of the day yeah they thought it would be like good for the kids
I'm like honestly this is proof that like
watching tv can get you somewhere in life everybody introduce your kids to tv agreed i was like one of
the only kids like who i was friends with in high school who had a tv in their room and it was like
crazy like you have a tv in your room and you know what i agree like it was kind of crazy but it was
the best thing that ever happened to me best thing ever happened to me i love tv there's people who
grew up with tvs in their room and there's people who grew up without tvs in their room i agree and we're a different
breed like we are unique girlies 100 did you watch a new season of bridgerton yet i haven't
it was okay i've heard mixed reviews yeah it was not to be like a freak but there was like no sex
and like that's why we're tuning in no 100 and i remember I remember when Olivia Rodrigo's Sour was
getting big. Somebody tweeted to her like I would love to see this in Bridgerton
and she did like the eyes emoji which is like basically text lingo of I have a
secret projects coming up. Yeah right. But people said that it wasn't in there. Yeah
I do I have to say the music the way they do those classical renditions of
modern songs is brilliant and it's beautiful and I watch the
show with captions because I'm like a grandma now and like I need to just and they're always
talking like old-timey English I just like need captions certain shows like I just can't understand
and I love that they tell you what song it is so they did amazing songs they did Wrecking Ball
they did good songs but I don't believe there wasn't a Olivia Rodrigo song yeah so I was looking
forward to that and that's not happening but I mean I'm gonna watch it I'm always the one that's
like I've heard mixed reviews.
It's like I'm going to watch
fucking everything.
Yeah of course.
I watched Brielle Bierman's
live stream on TikTok.
Like I'm going to watch
the new Netflix series.
You know what I would love
to get your PR take on
like a hot button issue
that was here at the
Morning Toast where Jackie
and I like maybe a year ago
we were just really trying
to decide if Olivia Rodrigo
was a one hit wonder.
A one hit wonder.
I was screaming and I was like
I was team Claudia a hundred percent. Thank you. And she is the opposite of a one-hit wonder i was screaming and i was like i was team claudia a hundred percent
she is the opposite of a one-hit wonder thank you and like she's like actually like breaking
records and goals and like and it's been a year and she's even bigger i think jackie would now
agree that she's not a one-hit wonder but it's nice to be right when you're always wrong no
yeah i agree okay let's move on to the fourth story britney spears is tweeting
and deleting really not tweeting posting but yeah she slams her ex-boyfriend justin timberlake and
her mom lynn for failing her during her hardest times in a now deleted instagram post she said
she received a call from jesus and in a since deleted instagram caption she said dear child
your mom had a serving with her book at the exact time when you needed her most. All for what?
Fame and attention.
Now, Britney is referring to her mom's memoir, which was called Through the Storm,
A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World,
which was published a year after Britney's big public breakdown following her split with Kevin Federline.
Then she unleashed her fury on an unnamed ex, as she alluded to Justin Timberlake's actions back in 2002,
when he released his first album, Justified, and his diss track, Cry Me a River. She wrote your ex did the same thing he served with
his first album using your name claiming you did him dirty she wrote. Obviously everyone knows
Justin and Britney dated for a few years um she did delete this post but she said you received a
call from Jesus who told her all of these things. Well you want to know what's so funny I literally
have been ignoring Jesus's calls all day.
Like, I just don't pick up on Jesus calls.
I'm a Jew, so I don't have to deal with that.
Yeah, it sounds like a Carrie Underwood song, Jesus calls.
But this is, so this is so hard as well.
It's like a Kanye for me because it's like, I love Britney.
Like, I love what she's been doing.
She needs makeup remover.
But like, I just like, I just, I don't know what to say at this point you know what I mean it's like it's like a car crash like you want to
like watch I mean I hate that saying when people are like it's like a car crash you want to watch
I'm like I don't want to fucking watch no I'm like bravo no and I'm like this fucking traffic
like get the fuck out of my way no truly but like what is there to say about this and honestly the
free Britney movement I have like mixed feelings like i'm so happy that she's free from her conservatorship like
rooting for that the free britney movement is like such a crazy moment in pop culture like it's just
insane what we were able to do i 100 agree it's a huge like statement on like the power of social
media the power of fan bases and amanda bine just got out of her conservatorship like justice for
amanda bine i could talk about Amanda Bynes.
She's the man that's on that list of movies.
Yeah, and, oh, of course, my favorite Scooter.
My favorite Scooter as well.
But, and I want her to do something with Josh Peck.
Like, I would love it if they were in, like, a rom-com or something together. I know, Josh said that, like, they have not kept in touch, really.
Yeah.
But he, like, loves her and supports her from afar.
Of course.
I mean, the Amanda show.
I mean, we were, I could literally write a dissertation
on how we were robbed
of an Amanda Bynes, like, career.
I think she would have been
the biggest female comic actress
of our time.
No, 100%.
But back to Britney,
it's like, after Free Britney,
we're so happy for her.
And then she started posting, like,
new pictures on Instagram.
She's being a little wild.
Yeah, so it's like,
we were all, like, so here
for her to get free.
Now we're like,
well, now that she's free, look at what she's doing.
It's like we can't have both.
No, we can't.
We wanted her to be free and to do these types of things.
So I'm just going to like look the other way and like support her.
You know what I would love to get your take on?
Because I feel like these last couple of years with all these documentaries about Britney,
about Janet Jackson, the Lifetime movies, like it has not been a good PR a couple of
years for Justin Timberlake.
I feel like he was really kind of exposed for, like, the toxic person he was.
And when he was fully cheating and they got that picture of it in New Orleans.
Yes, thank you for bringing that up.
So as a PR expert, like, where does Justin Timberlake go from here?
Because there was a while where he was, like, really at the top of his game.
His music was incredible.
He was doing arenas.
He was doing stadiums.
And now he's, like, kind of irrelevant.
He's recording an album with pharrell um or like i he posted something like that like i think he's gonna try to get into music again i think the fact that his super bowl halftime show
wasn't talked about but the little kid that took a selfie with him was that kid is so annoying he's
from massachusetts sorry and also it's not nice to call a kid annoying I'm sorry but like he's well he's like 17 I feel like yes not that I keep up with him yeah clearly but um
I think he's gonna try to put out music but this is the thing I think what Justin Timberlake did
back in the day was foul but then we would have to turn it on everybody I mean those talk show
hosts what they used to say like it was so bad so it's like if we're gonna point the finger at
one person like we're gonna have to flip it on literally the entire media it was a different time which is
not an excuse whatsoever it's literally watching those interviews back like it makes me so
uncomfortable makes me want to cry no it makes me literally fucking hate david letterman so much
it's always those clips of david letterman the way he used to talk to lindsey lohan like oh i heard
you're uh doing drugs like yeah even pam and tommy did you watch a show it was an amazing insight
into like how jay leno like fuck jay leno yeah fuck all those guys and i'm team pamela like
obviously yeah and i mean if you have big boobs and skinny arms it's literally like a hierarchy
like that was the first video that made me go viral and like she is queen skinny arms that's
such a good call i could never it's emerald i have big boobs and fat arms so like i'm halfway there
i'm a fat i'm girly um but I feel like Justin is gonna try
to put out music besides the Trolls album um and that song is a certified bop oh if you ask any
seven-year-old their favorite song it's that it's an amazing song yeah like they don't know Mary had
a little lamb anymore they know Trolls and it's Stormy Webster's favorite song so like they don't know mary had a little lamb anymore they know trolls and it's stormy webster's favorite song but do you think he should address like how he's now like universally
regarded as the biggest piece of shit on the planet no okay i don't think he should address
it because i think it's something we already know it's like if like something was on fire and
somebody came on it was like this is on fire it's a fact of life it's a fact of life so i think that
but it's so unfair like just because he's like, like, I feel like he's looked at so differently and can still find so much success.
That's how I felt about the whole Will Smith thing.
Like, I kept thinking, imagine if a girl got up there in, like, her big-ass dress and slapped
another girl or another man who, no, actually, if it was a man, I would be okay with it.
Slapped another girl who was, like, talking shit or whatever.
Like, imagine if Anna Kendrick did that.
No, imagine if Nicole Kidman got up and slapped Amy Schumer. like nicole kidman would be crazy they'd literally she would have
been escorted out she would be in a conservatorship lit literally like that's that's what i keep
thinking about that's like bothering me so much like no one would be defending her yeah like
britney spears couldn't even like go to the bathroom by herself right because she because
she went through a hard time a hundred years ago trauma right yeah no it's
not fair so justin timberlake is like and i feel really good about the fact that like i've hated
justin timberlake like long before it was popular and that's just me like being a tastemaker yeah
hating somebody before everybody hates them is the best best you feel and also loving someone
before like i and i i know everyone's tired of hearing me say this but like I was yes I was
a fan of Kacey Musgraves I drove two hours to Huntington to see her like I was a fan of Kacey
Musgraves from her first album and then like obviously she won a Grammy and everyone was like
Kacey Musgraves is amazing like she's playing Coachella like yeah bitch I already knew like
because an hour is not your personality no like really do you know pageant material because you
obviously don't like you don't I'm sort of cowgirl the best song on the planet yes and the one that started my friendship with casey musgraves because i like put it on my instagram
story and then she responded to it i didn't tag her in it i thought she said like this makes me
cry too she was like oh that's so funny that you said that because dime store cowgirl also makes
my dad cry um and it's like not even a sad song i'm like i know casey and then she made a major
show like it was oh that's so dope yeah like and now i hear that song and i cry because like i
have open dms with Kacey Musgraves,
you know?
Of course.
I have open DMs with Lil Wayne.
A little different, but, like.
Oh, tell me about your DMs.
Do a lot of people slide in asking for, like, advice?
Yes.
A lot.
There's, this is not to brag whatsoever, but.
Please do.
There's a lot of blue check marks.
And some are from people that it's, like, a little, sometimes I'm like, it's too late.
Like, I.
Really?
I can't help.
Will you tell me afterwards?
Of course.
I'll show you.
Fuck yes.
Yeah.
Um, but a lot of it happens through the DMs.
Through the DMs.
And you respond to people and like you give your insights?
Well, yeah.
Or I'll give like my email.
Like, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Cause like, girl, you gotta get paid.
Yeah, exactly.
Love that for you.
Um, okay.
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Okay, then the final story is about a man
that like I love and he's toxic.
Reformed playboy John Mayer says he now sleeps next to a row of pillows.
So the 44-year-old reformed playboy lamented during a recent stop on his Sob Rock tour
that people need to stop telling him to settle down and start a family.
He said, when are you going to find someone?
You don't have kids, do you?
What the fuck?
What the fuck have I done in my life to communicate that I don't want to have kids?
What are you talking about?
He said to the crowd in Vegas, now he said, I'm doing fine because the left side of my bed is
just a row of pillows. I sleep next to a row of pillows. Sometimes I put my laptop on top of the
row of my pillows. Sometimes I sneak my phone in there. Sometimes I lose my remote in there. But
what I mean is the stack of pillows doesn't resent or hate me or bring me down. Oh, I stand for you,
John Mayer. I just want to say this is like something we were talking about last week.
Why can we,
why singers like should not talk at their concerts.
Like we don't care.
First of all,
keep singing.
Only Taylor.
Only Taylor,
of course.
And also like,
this does not make John Mayer look good.
Like,
Oh,
your pillows aren't mean to you.
You're mean to literally every girl you date.
Like,
have you read Jessica Simpson's book?
Yeah.
I was going to say justice for Jessica Simpson.
Constantly,
always and forever.
She is my number one.
She means the world to me.
Like truly. We have the same birthday. Like I've been connected. Like I, always, and forever. She is my number one. She means the world to me. Like, truly.
We have the same birthday.
Like, I've been connected.
Like, I feel very, like, connected to her.
Having a celebrity with the same birthday as you in middle school is equivalent to bringing
a Lunchable on a field trip.
Who's yours?
Like, oh, what was that show on E?
He's, like, Clint Eastwood.
I was going to say, he's a world-famous director.
I was like, what's that show on E! when Stanley was on it?
That show was unique.
Yeah.
They had like that boy band
living with them.
When she burned the Birkin
because her boyfriend was,
what's his name?
Terry.
Tyler.
Tyler Henry.
No, that's the medium.
He came on the show.
He came on The Breath.
Yes.
Before The Breath got canceled.
He has a Netflix show now.
And the interview never got aired.
Really? Yeah. But he didn't read me, so I Netflix show now. And the interview never got aired. Really?
Yeah.
But he didn't read me, so I didn't care.
Was he like, I feel like this is the end.
No, I was wanting him to, and he's like, that's not how it works.
I'm like, oh, okay, so what are you doing here?
Yeah.
And he was really sweaty.
With that Tyler guy.
But yeah, Clint Eastwood is mine.
A couple things about John Mayer.
We've all read Jessica's book.
Right, we know the truth.
We literally fucking hate you, but we love you.
But we literally would do anything to have sex with you. It's giving Kim Kardashian and Kim and Kourtney give New York when And, like, we literally fucking hate you, but we love you. But we literally would, like, do anything to have sex with you.
It's giving Kim Kardashian and Kim and Kourtney give New York when she's like, I'm dropping
hints that I'm single.
Right.
I'm single.
It's, like, by you saying you don't want a girl laying next to you in bed and that you
have a bunch of pillows in your bed makes girls want to go into your DMs and be like,
I look like a pillow.
Like, squeeze me.
Oh, that's actually a good call.
You think this was, like, a cry?
This is him dropping hints that he's not speaking to anybody and wants somebody to come into his DMs.
Interesting.
And it might be me, but I look like a pillow.
Like I could be the pillow.
Do you share my sentiment that like,
while we're really happy for the life Katy Perry currently has,
like her and John Mayer are OTP?
End game.
End game.
Yeah, no, 100%.
And something that is like so niche that if you know this,
I love the Katy Perry, well,
one, the Katy Perry catfish episode where the guy thinks he's dating Katy Perry.
Have you seen it?
I have not seen it.
It is my number one favorite piece of media.
That sounds really sad.
It's like Slumdog Millionaire in my eyes.
Like it is like my number one piece of media.
Also in the Katy Perry documentary, which was everything.
Part of me.
When she breaks up with Russell Brand.
Yep.
Justice for Katy Perry.
The truckers are out here for Katy Perry. And she's crying before the show and they're like well it's the Rios show
they're like we need you to get on stage this is the biggest crowd and she goes like this
start the makeup and she gets her makeup done and then she goes on stage and starts singing um
uh the one that got away iconic I couldn't agree more that like if I'm starting another list of the list of movies
I previously mentioned there's another list of like celebrity documentaries that are actually
good and life-changing now everyone has a documentary and I think the perfect example
of that is Shawn Mendes is Netflix one called Wonder which was sorry atrocious um but there
are certain celebrity documentaries that I feel as though are works of art Katy Perry piece of me
or part of me I can't remember what it's called. Lady Gaga,
Five Foot Two,
Getting Ready for the Super Bowl.
Joan Rivers,
Piece of Work,
is the best documentary
you will ever see in your life.
I can't remember which other ones,
but like there are certain,
oh,
Beyonce's HBO documentary
is on there too.
There are certain celebrity documentaries
that really capture
who the person is.
Yeah.
And I agree that that moment
in Katy Perry's was astonishing.
It's all I think about.
Yeah.
It's truly all I think about. And I feel like the reason why celebrities' documentaries and memoirs are so good in Katy Perry's was astonishing. It's all I think about. Like it's truly all I think about
and I feel like the reason why celebrities,
documentaries and memoirs are so good
is because it's giving us what we get from social media influencers.
We get a real side of them.
We get to see their lives that like we all think about
or maybe not we all.
Maybe it's just us.
And everyone who listens to this podcast.
No, yeah.
But John Mayer like this is like pathetic.
I kind of agree.
It's thirsty. It's thirsty but like he is, like, pathetic. I kind of agree. It's, like, thirsty.
It's thirsty, but, like, he is low-key thirsty.
Yeah.
What do you think about his friendship with Andy Cohen?
Like, do I think they're dating?
A lot of people do.
I don't.
I don't.
Because if they were, like, they would.
Yeah, no, exactly.
But if, let's play the game, like, who, if you had to pair him up with somebody, who
would you pair him up with?
Probably me.
Okay, cool.
Also, did you see that Jason Momoa and Kate Beckinsale left the Oscars together and were
like getting handsy with each other?
Oh my God, I'm going to cry.
Like mama?
That's the best thing I've ever heard.
I literally would take a bullet for both of them.
And honestly, I think it's age appropriate.
And I hate when I say the word age appropriate because I feel like a mom with Kohl's cash
being like shopping for a homecoming dress.
But it is age appropriate.
I agree.
And like, imagine that.
No, that's...
Imagine that.
Imagine how tired we are.
Imagine how tired we are of hearing it.
I think that that is the best couple.
Like, I never would have paired them in my mind.
I love that.
Yeah.
And if I could name one Kate Beckinsale movie,
I can't, but I can name what she wore
in the paparazzi photos with her
and Pete Davidson at the hockey game with Antony.
I couldn't agree more, like, to everything you just said, except I do believe she was
in Pearl Harbor, which is, like, a big movie.
Oh, it's great.
Yeah.
Is she in it?
Yes.
She's the nurse.
So is Jamie King, who's, like, Taylor Swift's best friend.
Who's also very underrated.
And do you know her backstory?
I actually don't know anything about her.
So she was a supermodel, and she was part of the heroin chic era where like models were
extremely, extremely skinny.
And she got into drugs and she had this like 14 year old boyfriend as well who was really
young, but he was like the biggest photographer in New York at the time.
She was 14.
Like she was like.
Oh my God.
Okay.
No, she was running around New York.
They were like these kids and like he was her muse.
Very like heroin chic model.
She got into the dark scene.
It's kind of like in Wondery Hill
when Brooke like goes to like
the modeling convention.
I can't talk about Wondery Hill.
I know.
I was like yeah I know.
Please don't bring it up.
And then she like got clean
and like turned into an actress
and then she's like Lemon
on Heart of Dixie
and in Pearl Harbor.
If you come from Pearl Harbor
Pearl Harbor
Heart of Dixie
I'm picking Heart of Dixie.
Obviously.
But yeah she has like a really cool background.
I think she should write a celebrity book.
I think she should too.
I was going to ask how you knew that.
Did she write a book?
No.
No, I'm just like sick.
Yeah.
Oh, another PR question I had for you.
What do you think is going to be the medium in which Britney finally shares her truth?
Because I believe it should be a book.
I think it's going to be an Oprah interview.
Yeah.
Because Diane Swire, obviously.
Is so toxic.
We all know how that went. I drink Pepsi. You know know what i mean yeah what do you mean um i think i
would love to see an oprah interview with her just because i love oprah i feel like if it's a book it
might not be as authentic because like there's gonna be other people writing it with her i would
love to see like a a genuine reaction where she like doesn't have time to like think about
whatever other people
want her to say
to actually just like
speak her truth.
Yeah.
I don't know how she
would translate on camera.
Imagine if she went
on Red Table Talk.
Dead.
There have been some
iconic moments
on Red Table Talk.
I'm not gonna lie.
Olivia Jade?
Everything.
Everything.
I literally sat in the studio
and watched it
the moment it came out.
Yeah.
I was like downloading
the Facebook Watch app.
I'm like what the fuck is this literally um and then there was like that
other table Red Table Talk like with uh Gloria Estefan yeah I also really liked the one with
the girl from Grey's Anatomy what's her name the main character Ellen Pompeo yeah she did a really
good one as well I like I like Red Table Talk I've heard that Ellen Pompeo is like not a nice woman
I've seen like multiple videos of her on TikTok of her like constantly saying no to taking pictures with fans and I do believe like as a celebrity it is annoying
and like you do have every right to say no especially if you're like with your family
you're eating a meal but like for every time your answer to be no like that's fucking rude
can I tell you the one person who's ever said no to me who um I was in LA I thought you were
gonna say me I'm like bitch no I did not we took a picture we took a picture I went to Claudia's meet and greet what show do we go to Boston got it Wilbur um Vince Vaughn
no yes oh my god I love him yes I was at a sushi restaurant and I was out in LA for the summer
while I was in college like interning and this is when I would still like go up like can I get
a picture with you of course um and he was like no and didn't give a reason it was just no period no
period there was no dot dot there was like a california roll on the table and i'm like i can't
oh my god that's horrifying i'm trying to think i don't think i've ever been told no and i think if
i did like i would probably die it's so embarrassing yeah and i definitely i don't get like
recognized like a lot but i feel like in new york and la i'll get recognized here and there and i
was sobbing in the airport on the way home from the Super Bowl
because my dog was sick
and somebody came up to me
and was like
oh my god
as I'm sobbing
not the time
they were like
oh my god
are you girl boss
and I was like
yeah
not the time
not the time
but not the time
I was like yeah
I mean I'll take
any type of recognition
yeah of course girl
me too
somebody opens the door
for me I'm like
they know who I am
I'm like oh my god
did you call me
in this room
yeah
well I love you this was so fun you have
to come back you're an amazing co-host thank you so much for just like caring about all of this like
just as much maybe more than I care about it thank you and I love that for you I'm so happy for all
of your success everyone follow gbt on tiktok and on instagram at girl boss town oh wait what the
fuck is girl boss town so as a marketing and branding queen myself
my name is the one thing that nobody picks up on because it's like girl boston because i'm from
boston and live in boston so it's like girlbostown and um yeah it's not a good look for my like
marketing and branding while it makes no sense it's so unique and there's just so much you can
do with it like gbt so i think it's actually good cool but now knowing that it's so unique and there's just so much you can do with it, like GBT. So I think it's actually good.
Cool.
But now knowing that it's a Boston reference, that does change things.
But there's.
But it's meant to be pronounced Girl Boss Town.
Yeah, of course.
And there's a new ABC show called Single, like Sober Female or whatever.
And it's a girl who works at like an influencer company in Boston.
It's called Girl Boss Town.
So I was like.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Do you have a trademark?
In the process. Good, good, good. Yes. Well well I love you thank you also everyone follow GBT her real name is Robin but
like that's irrelevant because you were always going to be GBT to me thank you I love you guys
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