The Toast - S5 Ep38: Diabolical, Radical Lady Whistledown: Wednesday, March 30th, 2022

Episode Date: March 30, 2022

Amy Schumer 'still triggered and traumatized' by Will Smith's Oscars 2022 slap (Page Six) Kelly Clarkson finalizes her name change to Kelly Brianne (Page Six) Olivia Munn is 'struggling' with postpartum life 4 months after giving birth (Page Six) Craig Conover details Adderall addiction: I couldn't film without it (Page Six) Which TV Shows Are Renewed in 2022-2023? (Us Magazine) Bridgerton Recap Dear Toasters Advice Segment The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Wednesday. We're together on a hump day. Hey, Claude. How are you doing? I'm not gonna lie. I'm feeling humpalicious. I didn't realize that we were reunited on a Wednesday, and I'm headed to the airport after this, but I might have to stop by your apartment to hump you. To hump someone you love so dearly. Yes. Don't forget to do that today, you guys. Happy Wednesday. I am thrilled, overjoyed to be back with my girl. It's been fun. It has been fun, but it's not the same. It's been a crazy week. Obviously, you've had some amazing co-hosts. You've had some amazing stomach virus. Like since we were last together, which was last Monday,

just so many things have happened. Everyone has been thoroughly enjoying all of the different shows, myself included. And I'm glad to be back because we have so much to talk about. No, I mean, like, of course, we do the show for years and nothing interesting happens. Then you go on maternity leave and Chris Rock gets slapped. And it's just, it ain't right. It ain't fair what the universe is doing to us.

But I'm glad you're here because people are quaking. They need to hear your thoughts. And honestly, I don't think you and I have even really spoken about it. I would love to hear your thoughts as well. Yeah, we have to speak about it also. Like every week we're doing a show on Monday. And like this week we happen to do Wednesday. And we missed like the Monday after the Oscars

where the slap heard around the world happened. And actually something that you just said reminded me of a quote from Poldark, if I may. Sure. I forget. I forget the character's name, but it's like the kitchen maid's husband. He's always saying, tisn't right, tisn't fair, tisn't decent, tisn't proper. Tis not proper. That's for fucking sure.

I try to schedule you every Wednesday, but you know, these guests have schedules that I try to accommodate. Of course So this week Leah was available on the Monday And you know this episode actually works better for me To do a remote podcast only episode Because I'm headed to the airport right after this Heading to Austin and then Dallas And then Houston for two shows

Texas girly I'm such a Texas girly Like gotta get me a ranch water and a cowboy hat Yeehaw I just wanted to say all my shows in Texas are currently sold out except for the one I added in Houston so if you want to come see me and you weren't able to get tickets come see me in Houston girl with no job.com slash tour that's the last time I'll talk about it I apologize um so yeah the last time you'll talk

about this leg oh yeah of course oh no not the no, not the whole, sorry. Not the arms, chest, head. Not the barrel-chested freedom fighters. Just the leg. Also, today's Wednesday, we are doing Dear Toasters with Jackie Wynn, and I have read through them, and they're really good, and there's one in there that, like, was literally made for you. Wow, okay, I'm really excited to get into it. It's been a while since I did Dear Toasters, and the stories, you know, they leave something to be desired.

Right. So that desirable did Dear Toasters. And the stories, you know, they leave something to be desired. So that desirable is Dear Toasters. So sorry that it's taken us two minutes and 49 seconds to get here. How is Harry? He's good. He's about to fall asleep for his nap. So hopefully he's just napping while I'm podcasting. And then once again, we will have synced up nicely. But he's just a little cutie and he is doing his thing you know he can't be

told what to do he's not going to be put into a box like he's not going to nap if he doesn't want to nap nobody puts harry in a corner no and all he just wants to do is eat and cry and we let him do that i heard a rumor about harry can you confirm or deny i heard that harry is growing we do it every day we're growing in the evening and even when we play and when you say no no no no no no no no is that true it is true phew he's he's growing every day it's really crazy like i'll look at pictures from last week i'm like like, well, these are irrelevant. Right. No, I feel that way now in my time hop when I see pictures of Michaela.

I'm like, who the fuck is that? Like, it doesn't even look like her. No, we send old pics of Kay every day. And it's like, who is this woman? I'm unclear. I'm unfamiliar with her work. No, me too. But Haroldson is doing great.

And I'm excited to, you know, be Hannah Montana today, like mommy on the podcast. Who is she? Like, we don't know her. And then I'll go back to being zombie mom later. Cool. Cool. You look very pretty. No, I don't know. Right now I'm in my zombie mom attire, which is, you know, a mom bun and a t-shirt with stains from my nipple cream. Got it. Well, I have to say. And it's called fashion and you should look it up, sweetie. Oh, BRB. Just Googling that fashion. No, you actually like could look so much worse and you look nice. Thanks. I like this bun. It's giving, um, it's giving sporty spice. Oh, thanks. Yeah. No, my hair is so long too. So it's like the bun,

the bun has like the, you know, extra pieces that fly out. I feel like you are going to emerge because not only are you emerging from maternity leave, you're emerging from nine months of pregnancy and then a pandemic. I feel like when you finally leave your house, your hair will be down to your pussy and you're going to be like literally a mole woman. Okay. Well, like I was getting haircuts over the last two years. Oh, you were? Yeah.

Just the last haircut I got was in october but it was a little shorter than i even wanted but which was perfect it gave me room to grow right because you're growing we do it every day we're growing in the evening and even when we play and when we run i don't know how the end of the song goes, clearly. I like your ad-lib. I think it gives it a nice pizzazz. I have like a sense of musicality. I'm kind of like Charlie Puth, except I'm not annoying as fuck. Whoa.

Oh, by the way. Oh, I don't know if like we've really spoken about this because it's like kind of random, but I currently am harboring a lot of hate in my heart for Charlie Puth. Why? And by the way, you have to be careful what you say because anyone out there can hear it. No, I know. And I experienced that firsthand. I'm sorry, Philip Phillips.

I'm sorry for what I said. Even though I said that you're the most talented man to walk the earth, I said that. You just said he wasn't a big star. Right. But like, you know what? A lot of people are big stars. Look at Will Smith. It doesn't mean much.

So we did then receive um you know contact from Philip Phillips so I hear what you're saying and actually this is something we spoke about on the toast yesterday with Girl Boss Town how like we as consumers like harbor so much hate for like certain celebrities when they've never actually like done anything um and that's like with Charlie Puth like I'm sure he's a good person but I really feel like he should just take a break and step away from TikTok because it's making me literally hate him, like his content and his music. He's like, what if I made a song out of the sound of this light switch?

And then he released a song called Light Switch. It was like this really choreographed marketing. It was so stupid. And the song, sorry, sucks. I'm just like harboring a lot of hate for Charlie Puth right now okay okay might I suggest like you think it's Charlie that no I know you're gonna say and I say no I say no might you need to take a step away from TikTok since it's causing these really extreme emotions no I also have one more really hot take to share about Charlie Puth having perfect pitch

is not a personality trait like you can't build a brand around it it's not the center of your universe like a lot of us have perfect pitch okay and we're just moving on with our lives I know look at me look at me hey Jackie wait sorry can you uh tell me what uh note this is that's croy yes very good in france they pronounce it la croix that's la croix okay so sorry to charlie pooh sorry to this man that's just how it's gonna have to be i don't i don't feel that way i feel the need to like one of us has to be pro and con everyone ever since ph Phillipsgate um that way there's something when they do eventually hear this podcast because it's just crazy where this podcast finds itself no that's what we were talking about yesterday also we were talking

about Friday Night Lights she's like I know Taylor Kitsch will probably never hear this and I'm like GBT actually he might I wouldn't say that like I wouldn't not say that like he probably has a sister who's a toaster. Okay? Totally. Speaking of people who listen to The Toast, we just have to do our daily Kylie update because we never spoke about the fact that she changed the name. We didn't?

You and I didn't. Oh, me and Ben did. And I'm just shook to the core. She just constantly leaves us wanting more. And she's so funny. She's like, I'm just going to tell you guys because I keep seeing this name Wolf everywhere. Like as if I didn't tell you that that was a name. Jackie, I literally said the same thing.

She's like yelling at us for using the name. She told us. I think I don't think she meant it that way. And I think she eventually deleted her story because I think she was like, I see a lot of you guys. But no. Yeah. She told her calling my son by the name I named him. And I just want to say overall, like, and I was talking about this in the lead up to

the pregnancy. Like, I can't believe this doesn't happen more often. I actually am completely here for this decision. And you should normalize changing the name if, you know, you live with it and it doesn't work. And they should make it easy. Like, yes, when you leave the hospital, you have to fill out the birth certificate. I imagine if you want to change it after that it's really fucking hard there should

be like a 30-day window where like the paperwork hasn't been filed and like parents have flexibility and I think it should be called the Kylie Jenner law it should be called Wolf's Law and also speaking of Kylie like she did not respond to our um cry for help asking her to post a picture of her dogs to let her know that she listens to the morning toast but that's because she posted her vlog that day we got more than we even bargained for and she's not going to post like this you know amazing award style vlog and then also like do her shout out to the toast especially because she gave us two and she's not going to keep indulging us like that so we shouldn't ask for another one today I mean what do you have in mind

I think she shouldn't announce the baby's name today Oh okay Okay and like honestly if she Let's give her Wednesday and Thursday She's obviously busy she's a new mom so Today March 30th and then tomorrow Is March is there 31 days There's 31 days so the

30th of the 31st Kylie that is The window you have to announce your child's name To let us know okay And also Friday April 1st Oh my god but then it will be on April Fool's Yeah no so I'm just saying today or tomorrow Yeah it's today or tomorrow Yeah I don't know if she listens to these episodes right when they drop

Because like you said she's very busy Right running a billion dollar company And I saw yesterday she was back in the office She made a TikTok With her Skittles machine Yeah and just like her gorgeous face So exciting Kylie I saw yesterday she was back in the office. She made a TikTok. With her Skittles machine. Yeah, and just like her gorgeous face. So exciting.

Kylie, I hope everything is going well. Miss you. Miss you, crave you, desire you all the time. Okay, I think we should dive in because we've got a lot to cover in addition to the Dear Toasters. Okay, so without further ado, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And today's episode is brought to you by MTV's Ex on the Beach. Singles with a reputation for falling in love are headed to the beach to share a house and have some no-strings-attached fun. But they know that paradise will turn into a nightmare once their exes watch ashore.

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I think we all deserve to be thanked. I think so too too except for Will Smith so our first story I mean I could have chosen all the stories today are about so-and-so reacts to Will Smith's slap like literally from the most relevant to the least but Amy Schumer did put out a statement oh about the slap saying that she's quote still triggered and traumatized by it so she took to Instagram um to start out with a joke promoting her new hulu show saying love that for her saying i think we can all agree that the best way to unpack what happened is to stream my new series life and beth on hulu and to see me on tour this fall but for

real i actually watched the first 10 minutes of her new show and it was like incredibly dark i think that's the point and like then it turns around she's like a sad woman and clearly something happens that like makes her reevaluate her life um so that's my thoughts on that but this is she said but for real still triggered and traumatized i love my friend chris rock and believe he handled it like a pro stayed up there and gave an oscar to his friend questlove and the whole thing was so disturbing she said i'm still in shock and stunned and sad i'm proud of myself and my co-hosts but yeah waiting for the sickening feeling to go away from what we all witnessed yeah I think the general consensus amongst the

comedian community is like everyone is standing by Chris Rock except for Tiffany Haddish who's out here making some of the worst takes of all time um so this doesn't surprise me it's a horrible precedent for comedians it's of course you can get on stage and slap a comedian that you don't like right like at an award show even if you're doing stand-up you constantly are making fun of like people in the audience like now this is like a remotely acceptable I mean personally I don't think it's not response to someone making fun of you I mean and I feel like there's this like kind of it's so odd there's like moral ambiguity around this it's like what do you think about the Will Smith slap as if there's any response other than it's completely no like unacceptable behavior you know and so that's what we were talking about

yesterday because Will Smith did release an apology statement which I was like relieved by because I've seen so many people like recapping this or giving their thoughts on the internet and a lot of the takes are like he was defending his wife like you don't make fun of someone with an autoimmune disease and it was like justifying his behavior so there's like a large community of people supporting Will Smith on this so he could have like stood by what he did his actions seemed justified by a lot of people and he wouldn't have had to make the apology so I was relieved even you know in the slightest that he at least acknowledged that it was wrong and he is going on red table talk yeah I mean that doesn't like

impress me much to give you know like to squeeze all the juice out of this thing what's like bothersome to me is like okay so he had this moment and then he also had the biggest stage and the same stage where he did it to address it and his speech like I think he tried to be vague about it and you know address it without like explicitly talking about it because obviously like this was a big moment in his career and he doesn't want like it to be marred by what he did but spoiler alert it's already marred by what you did so you might as well address it in the same forum where you did it because now like who's going to read your Instagram caption I personally don't care I just felt like his speech was like it's just so 2022 that the person who assaults a person on stage is also in their speech saying that they are called

to be an ambassador of love no and they get a standing ovation from Hollywood which is just like so Hollywood and it just feels like nobody like knew how to react in the moment which I can understand for like a lot of people in the audience like maybe it was confusing maybe they were like is this a bit like you know of course it was just so odd but the fact that there was like not one adult in the room who was like get him out of here right not one no and by the way, 100%. And what I really didn't like about his speech, it's like, don't bring Richard Williams into this. Like, don't compare what you did.

Richard Williams was a fierce defender of his family. I don't think Richard Williams ever smacked anyone on national television. So like, don't bring Venus and Serena's dad into this. Like, he was a great man, a man great enough to have a movie made about him. So like, this is on you and you only. He really tried to like bring it all full circle to the role and I think you know it was a commendable effort but as far as like forgiveness he really didn't say sorry and in the same place where he could have just like addressed it head on yeah he had

the same audience's attention and I mean he did apologize during his speech he apologized to everyone except Chris Rock right no and so that was really the big difference with his Instagram apology was that he addressed Chris. Apologized to Chris. And that means nothing if he hasn't personally reached out to Chris Rock. I'm sure you've seen the reports that like sales for Chris Rock stand up are skyrocketing like fanfare for Chris Rock is there. I just really want to hear from Chris Rock and I don't think that we will.

I don't think he's that type of celebrity like I think he's private he lives in New Jersey he doesn't like play the stupid ass games but I would love to hear from him yeah I mean maybe he'll address it in his comedy like with jokes and some time will have passed and like that's like a nice way to um and also like then all those people buying tickets will be happy because I'm sure that's what they're going for. But I think Chris Rock handled it like an absolute professional like champ. You. Yeah.

It was. I don't know what else a person to do. It was one of the most shocking things I've ever seen. Shocking. Even the most like seasoned professional comedian. No one is prepared for that. So to have to go on with the show and you know what really justice for questlove because that was like a huge moment for him his first oscar his documentary was like i was watching jimmy fallon he was doing an interview with hoda and

he was talking he was literally gonna cry about like how proud he was of questlove and was talking about how like for the last year after every show he spent hours and hours and hours watching footage and editing and like it was this huge feat for him. And the whole moment was overshadowed. And a lot of people's moments were overshadowed. Questlove obviously. Most obviously. But I also saw Jim Carrey.

A lot of people are giving their takes. And a lot of people have good takes. I thought Jim Carrey did the story justice when he did an interview with Gayle King on CBS. Yeah. What did he say? Will you. He was just like. He was really upset by it.

Like, obviously as a comedian, like the notion that you can just like get up and smack someone because you don't like something they said. Like he was like, that is asinine. And like the amount of work that it takes to get to the Oscars,

whether you win or not, but like to be even nominated, just to be in the room requires so much hard work so many years of just like blood sweat and tears and for Will Smith to ruin that for every single person was disgraceful is what Jim Carrey said yeah also um I saw that he said something about Hollywood like being spineless for the fact that they were all like stood up and gave him a standing ovation like really it was like zombies you know they just did not know what to do they just like follow the person next to

them yeah honestly I don't think I could blame anyone in the audience for like for standing up first of all because whenever anyone wins an award you stand up and two like it was really unclear at that moment if that bit was staged and we at home like we're all figuring it out like on the internet all working together. But I don't think anyone truly knew, like, what was going on until, like, an hour had passed. Yeah. Also, Bill Maher spoke about it. And he said that it was, like, cancel culture encapsulated, he said.

Because at first he saw he was laughing at the joke, right? Yes. This is what happens with a lot of cancel stuff, he said. At first, oh, it's funny. And then you look around. Oh, wait, I'm supposed to be offended. And then there's the subsequent overreaction. He was like the Twitter mob come alive, says Bill Maher.

That's actually a really good way to put it. Yeah. I mean, everybody, not actually not everybody, but it is true. Like Will Smith was laughing at first. I mean, at first, I didn't understand the joke. I thought, you want to know what I thought? I thought Jada Pinkett Smith had starred in a bad movie called G.I. Jane. And he was making fun of her movie and asking when the sequel was coming.

I didn't know it either. But like when things started to go awry, like, you know, I Googled immediately G.I. Jane. I saw Demi Moore looking sexy as fuck with a shaved head. And then I understood the reference. But yeah, I actually have Found it really interesting to hear what Different celebrities think because I Just I don't know I find it interesting Zoe Kravitz is like very upset about it

Tiffany Haddish is and I think the most Famous outspoken person in favor of Will Smith's actions um I just I it's it's Literally the craziest thing that's ever Happened honestly it's the craziest thing that's ever happened, honestly. It's the craziest thing that's ever happened. And the fact that there's like, um, you know, two sides is pretty crazy. Yeah.

Just sad state. Yeah. Of the world. Anyways, um, back to Amy Schumer. And I just wanted to say, I actually thought that the way that she brought it back, like during the show, I during the show I think now I think now a lot of people are like we had the wrong reaction at the time and like we should have taken it more seriously but people didn't know what to do so I feel like they're kind of

like walking back what they did but I actually thought like the way that what Amy said right after was just like did something happen feels a little tense so funny it was really funny and then when she called Kirsten Dunst a seat Filler like I was actually laughing so Hard well so you know there's like a Nor she's getting like backlash I saw That this morning people are insane no You know what we reported on it Yesterday so I don't want to repeat

Myself but I just want to say like how About everyone leaves comedians alone Like don't invite us places anymore like We don't want to make you laugh anymore Because you can't take a fucking joke We'll just make the normal people laugh And you guys can have your boring ass award shows with like i'm an mc no no host how about that okay yeah i thought that her segue was actually

really funny um and it was a great bit and chris kirsten dunst was in on it even if she wasn't it was obviously a joke like nobody thinks kirsten dunst is a fucking seat filler no and for most of us maybe not for those who watch the power of the dog even though kirsten dunst is in that too but for most of us like kirsten dunst is the bigger star i actually think it would have been more offensive if she did it to her like to jesse and jesse the seat filler obviously because he's a fucking nobody no he's he's not a no he's like a very big actor who's unknown he's the type of guy that if you saw him in the street actually I mean if you watched Friday Night Lights um then like Landry yeah he's seared into your brain but yeah no like if if we had to you know compare the two in the relationship Kirsten Dunst is obviously the bigger bigger star that's why it's funny yeah yeah and she was a good sport I

saw like um paparazzi pictures of her like being off camera hysterically laughing like it's funny and honestly like people on my TikTok like I've ended up on a terrible side of TikTok where like I saw this girl being like we need to talk about Amy Schumer and she gave this horrible take about how it was like such an offensive joke I literally wanted to write a comment like but I'm joke. I literally wanted to write a comment, like, but I'm not a troll. I wanted to write like, you, my friend, are a big, big, big loser. You absolutely have to go outside and get some fresh air

and see your friends and family, if you have any, which gather, what I gather from this atrocious take is that you don't have any. Like, it was just horrendous. Wow. Wow.

Yeah, sorry. I mean, just, I'm just going gonna put that in the column of you've got to step away from tiktok probably probably okay well i mean we shall see what happens if there's any repercussions from this who knows but it was just a crazy. Wild. Turn of events. Are you ready for our next story? Yes, ma'am. Kelly Clarkson has finalized her name change to Kelly Breanne, confusing everyone worldwide, nationwide. Six, six, six. Six, six, six.

And you know what? Like, I need explanation on this. So I think a lot of people saw this and thought that Clarkson was her married name. It is not. It is her name. She had an American Idol. We do know that she has like a very estranged and toxic relationship with her father. So I have to assume.

This is what she said. No, I don't think it's about her dad. So obviously her public name is Kelly Clarkson. I believe when she got married, like in her personal life she was kelly blackstock and so she said i just got divorced so i had to drop my married last name i just kept my middle name for my personal life i'm still kelly clarkson i don't think i can change clarkson at this point i'm 20 years in she had previously explained that kelly brianne more fully reflects who i am so maybe it's like she likes having her like personal name and her famous name. I just don't think like at the age of 35 or whatever she is like you could change your personal name.

Like that's just not how it works. It was already changing because of her divorce. I'm not I'm really just like not understanding this entire thing. No I'm not understanding it either especially when you're such an icon such as kelly clarkson like why do you need a personal and a professional name like and it's the perfect name like kelly clarkson like there's not a better name has never been given this is just like i i don't know it's so odd you know i feel like kelly has been through a lot and she's handled all of it with grace and maybe this is her way of just like having a breakdown yeah yeah because

i don't get it don't have it all together i'm so beyond confused claudia she's kelly brianne of tarth that's a funny one um also have you seen that kelly is hosting this new show called american song contest with snoop dogg i saw and that's where she was talking about the new name got it i have to say i think that this i mean i haven't watched one mere moment of it but i think this concept of a show is actually really good it's like american eurovision where every state has a song that competes i just like kind of love it i kind of like it's giving like catching kelsey vibes because he um during this reality love show it was one girl from every state oh was it yeah isn't that crazy 50 girls that's a lot yeah no it was like kind of insane but really a fabulous idea the weirdest thing about catching Kelsey the reality show about NFL star

Travis Kelsey Travis Kelsey is that like that's the type of show you do when like you're irrelevant and like not good at football. But like every time Ben's watching football, I'm like, oh, who is that? He's hot. Ben's like, it's Travis Kelsey. Like he's really good. He's like still in like one of the he's like a top player. So that's just not something like a top player does.

It makes no sense. No, it's like if Aaron Rodgers like was the bachelor. Like you go to reality TV after your NFL career to die. Like you don't go in the middle. Yeah. No, it's so odd. And it's not as if he has like actually a hard time meeting women. Of course not.

I mean, but I'm not complaining because the show was fantastic. Yeah. You know, I just wish he found love at the end of it. I think like literally the show ended. They like hooked up and then that was it. That was just a unique time in pop culture. It was. Anyways so Kelly's new

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I think maybe more I'm pretty sure that's spit up on my shirt I'm so so happy and at the same time I'm struggling weird to feel both simultaneously yet so grateful to have all the happiness to keep me afloat also sidebar like she really looks stunning and I don't see a stain on her shirt it ain't right it ain't right yeah no like if I was wearing the same shirt for three days which like I would smell so bad right now um I wouldn't look like that but you know what everyone has a different journey a hundred percent and I love her opening up like I personally am just still stuck on the fact that she had a baby with John Mulaney like I literally can't get over it it's it has not processed she's trying to like move forward like move everyone forward they both are

they're like we are standing firmly in the ground like we cannot be firmly in the past and it's funny how like sometimes we have like collective amnesia about stuff and how you can just like move on from something so quickly. But people will not move on from this. Because first of all the timeline that he shared when he went on Seth Meyers was like kind of a lie. And a lot of people have done like research via Anna Marie Tenler's Instagram. There's a lot of murkiness as to like when the

relationship started, when she got pregnant. So we never really got full clarity on that. And so that leads people to wonder and start conspiracy theories, which is why a lot of us are so firmly staying in the past. And also like, it's just crazy how he was like the guy who didn't want kids, the guy who didn't want kids and had this amazing marriage that people were obsessed with. And then we don't hear from him for two months because he's struggling with addiction and we're like happy he's seeking help and then he comes out I got a girlfriend and she's pregnant like it's crazy it's crazy I mean it just goes to show you really never know like what's going on between two people or even with one person and Olivia Munn's just trying to like out here be

a relatable postpartum girly and I'm gonna let her have it and I I appreciate the relatability so do I I agree like I think anytime people don't glamorize postpartum life like it's great because the ones that do like while I love that for you you're making other people feel bad so stop the way that I feel about it it's like I don't mind if someone's glamorizing postpartum life as long as they're being like honest about their experience like for example Christine Quinn like she really had that glamorous postpartum experience I think it's like literally she's one in a billion yeah but if that's really how you're experiencing it like that's fine by me not everybody has to be like you know so uh raw gross yeah so as long as people are being honest I don't mind what it

looks like yeah I guess that's fair thanks Claude anyways so it's really like so crazy now like how my whole Instagram or like people that I follow like I'm just obsessed with people who are like new moms and just sharing stuff and it makes me like want to share more because I'm like oh maybe I could be that like influencer for somebody else. But I don't have it in me. You'll get there. To like share every thought and feeling. Like it's just too much to even like experience it, let alone like think, you know what?

I need to put this on Instagram. Yeah, I agree. Like I feel that. You know, but then I'm glad that there's others that we can all look to. Yeah. We all like to be influenced. I think we all like to be well informed. Are you ready for our next

story yes some uh self-spilled tea from craig conover in his new book he details his adderall addiction he said i couldn't film without it so craig's new book pillow talk what's wrong with my sewing just came out and he talked about uh being addicted to adderall he said in those early seasons i also i often blamed my internal demons on the outside pressures i was facing the need to finish my work caused me to take adderall the anxiety of needing to be on when i went out to the bars caused me to take more adderall and so on he said by season three he was hopelessly hooked on adderall taking three 15 milligram pills a day damn he said then prior to season five his breakup

with naomi caused him to take more adderall than ever with zero reason to be taking it other than to numb my own sadness um he said i take it as like a quick happy pill but i just didn't know that i was adding to my depression according to his book a trip to the bahamas between seasons five and six led him to realize he had a problem He and his friend were spearfishing in the middle of the ocean when he was instructed to alert his pal if he saw a shark. As one approached, he dove in to warn his friend, but couldn't hold his breath for more than a few seconds because of the Adderall he'd taken earlier that morning.

Luckily, everyone was fine, but it led him to briefly quit Adderall, which then he relapsed, but then after filming of the next season ended he made a conscious decision to quit the stuff for good and founded his sewing company which he tells page six gave him something to live for oh my god we okay first of all I definitely feel like there's a noticeable difference in like the Craig we currently know especially re-watching this week's episode of Summer house where he's like extremely lucid and very reasonable um and i feel like for a while he wasn't that guy so i can definitely see a difference in him and i feel like this is really common for young reality stars like when you hear the vanderpump rules kids talk about like their first couple seasons on

um vanderpump rules first of all they were so underpaid and they were so broke that like they literally didn't have food so they would like just eat Adderall so they weren't hungry And they got so thin and I think that like with the really long hours of reality TV And constantly needing to like have energy and be present It's impossible no human being can actually do that So I think this is really common for reality stars Yeah I think so too and Craig had shared this on the reunion Like when he did finally you know get off of taking

Adderall but you can even see it in his behavior like on the show like like you know he would sleep until the afternoon right then go out all night and I think also just like the culture of like drinking so much and then having to be awake and wanting to be out for a long time like it's all just conducive to like abusing this sort of medication and I think it's a pretty big of him to like share this whole journey and this book I mean it already sounds good it also makes me laugh the title and I mean the title makes me laugh because it's like a quote that he said to Naomi and it was so earnest when he said it it was like the sweetest thing what's wrong with my sewing and it's just like now even this story like back when he was with

Naomi like that's what he was doing he was sleeping till the middle of the afternoon and like she was just like didn't want that for her life and so I feel like he had to you know hit rock bottom in order to make these different changes so it all pretty much comes full circle what's wrong with my sewing yeah and I just feel like I think Craig is in like his best season yet. He's in an amazing relationship with the queen of the universe. Like they're perfect together. He passed the bar. He has a really, really successful pillow company.

First of all, all the pillows at our studio now are all sewing down south. It's a really like successful business. And he like kind of emerged the hero on southern charm in a lot of ways like yes but like we haven't seen a season of southern charm in a while and it's so crazy how like when he goes into the summer house house he's like it's like craig's here like and he's like big man on campus but when he's on southern charm he's like everyone's little brother right that they're constantly putting down i mean like we know that he's the hero yeah the way that like his friends treat him he's like not that big man on campus no you're you're right but like I don't know I think like maybe we we might see big man on campus

in Craig this season like he's just he is that guy now yeah but I don't know like Whitney and Shep like can't let him shine they just can't Whitney like really can't actually know both of them like yeah like naming your dog Craig is so fucking rude but I think that based on like what Shep like can't let him shine. They just can't. Whitney like really can't. Actually no both of them. Like yeah. Like naming your dog Craig is so fucking rude. But I think that based on like what I'm I see on like social media and stuff or maybe I just have hope in my heart. It seems like Shep is a brand new Shep. Like he's still in his relationship.

I feel like he's not like that angry old man that he was. Agreed. I think he's been like revived brought back to life him and Taylor traveling a ton I agree I think that they've all kind of grown up except for Austin except for Austin I didn't watch this week's Summer House but I was caught up till last weekend I watched Peg Peg Paige and Craig on Watch What Happens Live uh-huh and they were just so simpatico and so fabulous. Erotico? Erotico, hypnotico. They were so fucking cute.

Like, I couldn't ship harder if I tried. I couldn't pick two people in the Bravo world who I would want to see more. Like, I couldn't dream up a better couple. No, I completely agree. And while this week's episode, like, was the big fight between Danielle and Ciara, like, they ended it right When the fight began So like you really

Didn't miss much It's next week Got it And last week's episode Was really good And it held me over You know I felt like I have

I'm in a good place With Summer House I'm so happy for you Yeah it's been really good And just watching Like it's just crazy To watch like all these Shows cross over

I feel like this is Bravo's dream You know No this is literally Like the Suite Life On deck On deck with Hannah Montana Yeah right Hannah Montana shows crossover I feel like this is Bravo's dream you know this is literally like the sweet life um on deck yeah right Montana and no I feel like Bravo tried to do this so many times even like having Vanderpump Rules fly out to the Hamptons it didn't work even the the concept of Winterhouse and now it's just like happening so seamlessly it's a beautiful thing to behold yeah agreed

are you ready for our fifth and final story which is just going to lead into a personal tv recap for And now it's just like happening so seamlessly. It's a beautiful thing to behold. Yeah. Agreed. Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is just going to lead into a personal TV recap for me? Sure. Okay. We have a list of all of the TV shows that are being renewed. Okay. Across all different platforms, but I will stick to the shows that we care about. How does that sound? Sure.

Okay. So first we have Apple TV. We're getting ted lasso season three of course also morning show season three for those of you who watch hulu we are getting only murders in the building season two so excited can't wait doll face do you um did you watch that show no i don't and like people tell me that i should i just find like all the promo for it really annoying okay i watched season one but it's as if i didn't because i don't. And like people tell me that I should. I just find like all the promo for it really annoying. Okay, I watched season one, but it's as if I didn't

because I don't remember anything that happened other than that I enjoyed it. But if I want to watch season two, I have to watch season one again. And like that feels stupid to watch something I've already seen. But it came out like three years ago. Yeah. But I don't remember a darn thing.

Also, The Great is renewed for season three surprisingly because it's like i started it it was so bad i like can't believe i was like wow uh l fan what's her name l fanning yeah l fanning in a period piece being gorgeous being the queen this show stunk. It's horrible. I told you that. What's with the satire? No, it's so bizarre. It sucks.

It sucks. I didn't even finish it. I thought the same thing, and it should have been exactly up my alley. Yeah. It was insane. Love is Blind has been renewed for two more seasons. They're going to have five seasons.

And by the way, I watched Love is Blind, and that's what I wanted to talk about. Oh, right. two more seasons they're gonna have five seasons and by the way I watched Love is Blind that's what I wanted to talk about oh right and also they have a new um new like experiment show coming out with oh yes Vanessa and Nick Lachey it's like either get married or break up it's like it's called the ultimatum yeah it looks good I mean yeah no I thought it was good too Netflix it'll probably be good and I'm sure we'll be watching it. Yeah. It looks pretty good. But I watched Love is Blind. I had so many like strong emotions and opinions that like dissipated 24 hours later.

Right. I literally had to call Claudia like every five minutes to share my thoughts. But overall, it was just like such a bizarre season and a bizarre cast. And nobody, I mean, I guess we have the two couples and they do seem happy together. But what a weird show. What a group of losers. Yeah. That at the end of the day is what it is. And then also, have you recapped Bridgerton yet?

No. Do you want to talk about it? Yes. I thought it was fine. It was not bad by any means. But like coming off of season one it was just in my opinion. So you said to me like it's not as good. So when I went into it my expectations were low which actually made me really like it.

And also I was saying to you last night like I loved season one but I wasn't like Daphne Duke like ship like crazy like everyone else you know. Like I enjoyed it and they were really cute but it wasn't like the end all and be all for me so I was okay to move on from them and I really liked this season I thought like the storyline was pretty good I mean it was kind of frustrating and stupid and like everyone like just no one being honest about their feelings and getting into this huge big dumb mess for absolutely no reason no reason like if we all were just mature like we would have avoided this whole thing right like nobody was pushing these two together it's not like they were obligated to be together it's not like you know the elder miss sharma like couldn't marry the by count if

she wanted to like right she was just like less eligible but she wasn't like off limits no yeah no it was so stupid and like honestly for the first half of the season i couldn't fucking stand anthony and kate like both being like competitive. Like I just I literally wanted to kill both of them like I just couldn't. Yeah. And also this is and we talk about this on the Redheads a lot like this trope of like enemies to lovers. Right. And we also had that a bit with Daphne and the Duke.

Like it's one of my least favorite tropes and I look forward to moving on from it. You know what? I think I actually enjoy it in a book but I don't enjoy it I don't think it translates well on tv like the most recent one I read was the hating game yeah that's classic enemies to lovers it's classic enemies to lovers and I felt like in the book it was really like the way that they hated each other was very real and in the show it was like you obviously just want to fuck so just fuck like oh and there was no fucking like where the fuck was the fucking right we were talking about this last night like with season one there was like so much ya porniness that like i think everyone loved it so much but with this season like because they don't connect

till the very end like there's not a ton of fucking so they were like adding like gratuitous shit you know just nipples to hit their like nip count yeah and you could tell it was like they're just trying to like please the fans who are like into the show just for the sex yeah 100 that's me also um let's talk about the eloise and the penelope of it all like oh my god pen is fucking spoiler alert diabolical and we were talking in the middle of the show before like she turned into like this evil wench in the middle of the show before like she turned into like this evil wench. In the middle of the show, you were like, how do you feel about Penn? And I was just like, there's something really like twisted about her.

The fact that like, you know, she seems like so sweet and like, you know, sad, like a sad character. Wallflower. Yeah. But like the fact that she writes about all these people that she like will look Colin in the eye and like is in love with colin but like literally ruined his life last year right her and colin can never be together because she did that no and also because of what she did to eloise this season right like i said that before what she did to eloise and what she did to eloise like i'm sorry unfurl but give a goodbye like you are the villain of this story like take your whistle down and shove it up your ass no you know what penelope is giving social justice warrior like like she

does these horrible things and she thinks she's helping people yeah yeah like you are the crafty lady whistle down that was the only way you could think to get your friend out of this pinch right right like drag her name through the mud when her family's already going through like a major scandal drag her as a political radical like might not just say like Eloise is ugly Penelope being a political radical is the funniest thing you've ever said also Penelope being in love with Theo is the cutest thing Theo Theo Sharp the printer boy Eloise yeah that's what I said no Penelope's in love with Colin and honestly part of me even though she is like a diabolical radical, I do like really

want that for her. And when she like overheard him talking about her, like I never wanted to die more. Like that's like a thing in movies. It just happened in Tammy Faye. Like when you hear someone talking about you and they say like the worst thing, like I think we need to outlaw scenes like that. They make me so uncomfortable. OK, just want to say, Penelope needed that.

She was getting out of control. Too big for her britches. Too big for her britches. But I will say that, like, as a character move, like, it was out of character for Colin. He wouldn't have said that. He wouldn't. I feel like the writers just wanted to take Penelope down a peg. But Colin has never spoken like that about Penelope,

and he never would. No, I think they wanted to radicalize her. She becomes enraged afterwards. You see her looking out the window. So that's her villain moment, the moment she turns into a real evil. I think. I think so too,

and I understand they needed to radicalize her but it was too big of a leap you know she should have heard something else or so out of character or even like heard Colin say something that sounded bad so she walks away and then like you know he says the rest and it's fine something like that even though that's also annoying but like he just wouldn't he like dragged her to filth he would never he would never he would just saved her family from another ruinous moment and he's really a nice guy like he's honestly a catch no like colin just wants love i mean it's just sad because like love is staring him in the face in the form of this diabolical queen in this diabolical wallflower

yeah but um like but even when he went to like visit marina he's like pathetic he's so pathetic like this woman is married with children she's the lady of the manor get the fuck out of my house get the fuck out of the house i completely agree yeah i'm happy to see marina doing so well me too even though like she's not like that well but she's doing well no but like she is well she's mature like she understands like you're not like life she's gotten so much of what she wanted not everything is going to be perfect all the time um what other shows are being renewed oh well i just saw paramount plus 1883 is not returning for season two what which is like that doesn't sound i feel like this article is like an April Fool's prank. Fraudulent. Right? Where's it from?

It's from Us Weekly. Oh, you didn't say that. Okay, I'll take everything you said with a grain of salt. Okay, so. So TBD on everything. TBD on everything. Anyways, what else? I think that I was mostly doing Bridgerton this week.

It was good. I just have a really high bar you do and I just enjoy the you know the background the simple things in life that's me um well our show's not done yet because we have dear toasters which is our advice segment if you ever want to write in it's dear toasters at gmail.com we will always keep you anonymous we will change everyone's names. And also, if you've written in to us and we have given you some of our sage gorgeous advice, please write us in with an update. We would love to know how all that went for you. Deer Toasters is brought to you by Luminess. I don't have a ton of time to get ready in the morning, so I'm always looking for a way to put on makeup faster and easier. And that's why you've got to check out Luminess and their new Breeze

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the Luminesce Breeze. And if you don't love it, send it back for a full refund. All right. First up, dear toasters. Hello, Jackson Claude. How you doing? At the end of January, my husband was laid off from a sales job. He kind of already had one foot out the door and he wanted to look for something else, but being fired still sucked nonetheless. When he was fired, one of my close friends' mom told us that her company was in desperate need of more help in sales and that she would pass along my husband's name if he was interested. He, of course, was interested and started the application slash interview process. While I was really excited and hopeful about this job, I still advised my husband not to put all his eggs in one basket

and still be applying to other positions too. Of course, he ignored my sage advice. Fast forward to today, March 29th. After two interviews and lots of talking with the bosses at this company, they did not offer him the position. I am beyond frustrated with him, especially for the fact that he is now sitting on the couch, moping around, feeling sorry for himself. Is it wrong of me to want to chew his ass out? I'm a middle school teacher, so I work my fucking ass off daily. And it is so annoying to come home every day and hear him bitch about not having a job. I just want to pull a Kim Kardashian and tell him to get his fucking ass up and work.

I am over his self-entitled attitude, and I wish he would understand that if you want something in life, you have to go out and work your butt off for it. And to make all of this even better, we are both stressed about money and bills and all that as we purchased our first home right before he was laid off what is a girl to do in this situation my husband is literally a p-jom in every other aspect but he's driving me fucking nuts love a pissed off millennial wife p.s if you read this on the show i promise to send an update okay thank you for the promise we'll see we get a lot of false promises. We do. Like that. This is so frustrating. And I understand the desire to chew him out. And you just have to like look at your dynamic and think of like what's going to be the best way to get through to him. Because even though it would like would feel so good to just like rip him a new one and just like give him the cold hard facts.

Like is that what's going to get through to him? Or if you tailor your message in a different way like would that resonate more you know but either way you need to like whatever you have to say like find a way to say it but just try and find the way that's gonna make the most impact yeah I do think that this is like a situation for tough love because like like you said you just bought a home the bills are piling up and if he's not like it's not his fault necessarily that he doesn't have a job right now but it is his fault if he's not trying and that's what it makes it like what I gather from your email is that he's just moping around like not actively LinkedIn applying.

You should be playing like 100 jobs a day. So I do think like it's annoying but I do think you have to be like a little rude. Sorry like this is life. This is life. Like it's not. This isn't a video game. Like this is real life. We've got bills to pay. We have a house. Like this is life. This is life. Like it's not. Yeah. This isn't a video game. Like this is real life. We've got bills to pay.

We have a house. Like get your fucking ass up and work. Get your fucking ass up and work. You should just play that clip around the house all day long. Until he gets a job. Yeah. Be like I'll turn it off when you start applying to jobs. Yeah.

Because at the end of the day like shit happens. I think everyone has been fired from something at something. Right. At some point in their life. It's not really your fault. Unless he was like you know doing something bad at the office but you know people get fired it's not a big deal um but one it's like what can I learn from this so I don't get fired again and two I have to get my fucking ass up and work so sitting around is not an option no and I think

you you need to make that clear to him otherwise it's gonna just drive you crazy and like clearly he's lost perspective and so it's just on you to reel him back in like show him the bills show him things aren't adding up and get your fucking ass up and work but find the right way to say it for his ears right you know his vibe better than us yes okay dear claude and jackie this is two toasters in dire need of advice for our third roommate nicole she's been seeing a short king, Keith, a total p-jump for a couple weeks now. He's been asking her out multiple times a week on nice dates that last all night. They love to spend time together and enjoy each other's company, but there's one big question. They haven't had sex yet, despite Nicole talking about it and initiating it more than a few times. Each night has ultimately ended with her giving and not receiving sex is

really important to her and she's scared to move forward in the relationship knowing without knowing if the sexual chemistry is there does she keep going out with him in the hopes that the sex is good and he's just nervous or does she sever ties now before leading him on too long what should she do if the if the king falls short of her expectations in the bedroom love two of your biggest fans and a soon-to-be toaster. P.S. We will send an update of her following your advice and what happens. That's what everyone's saying today. Wow. I mean, they're saying it on a day when, like, I really don't know what to tell you.

This makes me think that he has something he's withholding, like a piece of information. I don't know what it could be. he's withholding like a piece of information i don't know what it could be perhaps um like a diagnosis of some sort you know like wait why do you think that because he won't have sex well why does it have to be a diagnosis like why can't it be like i meant like an std oh okay i don't know is there stds that you can only get from sex and not from oral because she's giving him blowjobs interesting no i wasn't getting that vibe i was thinking like maybe like a virgin or something oh like that or maybe that's more that's probably yeah or but it's also you can do stuff without like having sex and if he's okay like getting

a blowjob then he should be like okay you know servicing you as well right no the one way it just sounds like kind of selfish i think the one way oral ain't right i think you should just mention it all yeah because honestly and not in not in a combative way just be like it's you know i'm ready when you are like is there something that's holding you back but I think having a conversation about it at this point like there's nothing else that you could do without speaking about it just talk about it yeah but also like I just I don't want to be rude but I don't think this bodes well for your future relationship with this man because let's say like he's just like oh I thought you just like wanted to give me a blowjob. He's, like, an inherently selfish person.

Yeah. And you talk about how, like, sexual chemistry is really important. So, like, really, if that's who he is, I don't think, like, you can change him that much. And I just feel like this relationship is doomed for failure. Sorry. I totally agree. But I want you to find out what's going on. Oh, of course.

Of course. Like, obviously, it's probably going to end. I'm sorry to say. Sorry to this man. But before it does, like, give it a fair shot of being never stop asking questions and never stop asking why yeah why haven't we had sex like why don't you reciprocate what is going on be open and you know what and then i just think that sets a good precedent for the rest of your relationship like if this were to succeed like best case scenario like you get answers and you

guys are able to move through it, but, like, more realistically, like, you can just, you know, have peace at night, like, understanding what was going on. I don't remember that. Yeah. I don't remember that. Okay, here's our third and final one. Hello, beautiful, stunning, and smart Claudia, Jackie, McKay, and Elsie.

I've been a toaster forever, and I'm an avid Patreon member and podcast listener. Please help. So for some backstory i've been in a relationship with my boyfriend for five years he's an absolute p-jump and i love him dearly his name is ben he is everything you could ask for and we talk about the future all the time and i genuinely want that here's the problem i have a guy friend who i always had a thing for his name is maverick we are part of the same big friend group and we have been since high school we go on trips and see each other enough.

And every time we do, there's just something there. Always paying attention to me, flirting, but nothing has ever actually happened. On our last trip, he basically admitted that he's always had a thing for me, but knows I'm in a relationship with Ben and we are planning to get married. I did not know that's what he was going to say. I'd always kind of known this was a thing, but it was kind of unspoken. I would never do anything to ruin Ben and I, but am I crazy for considering what could be with Maverick? I'm like the girl deciding between her boyfriend and the guy with the ranch.

I constantly have dreams about Maverick too. Is it normal to have someone you are just always hung up on but never actually do anything with? Am I crazy for having it in the back of my mind all this time? Please help a toaster with a D'Andra's choice. Damn. I mean, I will say there's a big difference between this story and that story which is that does maverick have a ranch right because home ownership changes everything land ownership cuts different animal ownership absolutely different can he make his own food can he live off like i'm sorry i just think she was trying to reference that like

she listens to the test no no no i know but. I know. But, like, don't. It's hard. Like, comparison is the thief of joy. So you're looking at the ranch toaster and you're like, maybe that's Maverick. But I'm letting you know, like, there's no comparison here if he doesn't have a ranch. Because a ranch can make you happy. Okay, but there is no ranch here. So, like, why are we talking about it?

Because I want her to realize this is not the situation. Right. Like, right. It's not the vibe. Stop. No, stop. No, now we're whittling it down to the person. is not the situation. Right. Like, right. It's not the vibe. Stop. No, stop. No, now we're whittling it down to the person. Like, the person.

Yes. And so, I mean, it seems like you're in a happy relationship and you're kind of like always, you know, looking, wondering. And that's hard. And that also is a thief of joy. And this, like, life isn't a book, you know, because in the book I would say, like, go for Maverick. 100%. Just like in my favorite book, Girl with No Job. I would say like go for Maverick 100% just like in my favorite book girl with no job I wish she had gone for Maverick right right right

but life isn't like that and like you know the idea of someone generally is so much better than the reality of them and if you have a good reality with Ben stay in that one because the devil you know is better not that they're devils but what you have is a bird in the hand that's what i was gonna say that's the more pleasant uh yeah maybe that's just me being like a conservative girly but like i'm always just like don't fuck up something good like you it's not like you hate this man it's not like you cheat on him he cheats on you like you have something good and you're just like wondering and curiosity is fine acting on it is not and I just think like don't be stupid that's my answer that's my advice here and anyone

can seem like the perfect guy from like you know stolen glances across the room but like percent when you're living you know you've tested things with Ben like you live together you shit together like you know you've seen his skid marks yeah like maybe you guys had the stomach bug together. Right. You don't have that same mileage with Maverick and the odds that it's better than this good thing that you have are pretty slim. So I think that this is something that's fine to just like live in your mind and enjoy those stolen glances, you know? Yeah, those clandestine meetings and stolen stares.

I wouldn't uproot your life for the idea of Maverick yeah and you know what like when you've just been friends with someone for so long and like you really love them with your heart I think a lot of times you can mistake that for feelings when like maybe you just love this person because they remind you of like where you grew up and like your family like it's not always love but what you have with Ben is love like you guys live together yeah team Ben have with ben is love like you guys live together yeah team ben i'm team ben too it just seems like a lot of work yeah of course and like you don't know what the end result would be yeah but i think maybe like your relationship with maverick is unhealthy and like that's worth evaluating right or maybe you are like looking elsewhere because maybe some in some place in your heart

like you're not happy with ben or maybe you're just someone who's like always checking out the grass on the other side which is honestly a terrible thing to be like don't be that girl be happy with what you have yeah unless you're not happy with what you have and then right now then it sounds like she is then end it for reasons that have nothing to do with maverick right right but it's nice to know maverick was married with children and said to you i never want to be with you end it even if that's the case right but it's what i gathered from the emails like she actually is happy with with ben a bird in the hand girly but do what you want but do what you want there's two in the bush yeah no there's two in the bush run go go look go go look what's in the bush um those were dear toasters thank you

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