The Toast - S5 Ep39: Justice For Snooki with Shannon Ford: Tuesday, April 5th, 2022

Episode Date: April 5, 2022

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Good morning millennials, welcome back to the morning toast happy Tuesday. I am just floored, I'm humbled, I'm feeling disrespected. Because Miss Shannon Ford is in the building and she had the absolute gall. You know, I shouldn't put my shit on you like I decided to look like crap today. I knew you were coming and I should have just known better. You know, I thought about it and I really I were coming and I should have just known better you know I thought about it and I really I said you know should I do a little dress down moment a little athleisure and then I thought

absolutely fucking not I'm not doing that I'm like embarrassed to take a photo with you we always take a photo after to like promote and honestly I'm embarrassed it's like when you show up to see the queen you gotta just oh shit no stop we have gotten so many requests for you to come on the toast. Honored. And to be honest, we hadn't even met until literally last week. Yes. And it was just love at first sight. I agree.

Like, I'm obsessed with you. You're so pretty and funny. Like, I die. I had the most fun last weekend, too. I feel like it was the best atmosphere to meet for the first time. 100%. We just kikied our way through the whole night until 4 in the morning. We painted the town.

I don't even know. Like, so many colors. So many colors. So many colors many colors too many colors you are in New York early now a lot of people know you of course from your time on reality TV which I want to get into just cuz that like sounds like the worst thing ever I don't think I could ever be on reality TV I'm far too insecure and now you're just like influencing podcasting taking over the world you just got a place in New York I did did. It's a lot to learn. Like I remember putting it, I put in the GPS to get here. I was like, she's an Upper East Side girly pop.

I'm in Soho. I'm going to make sure that we are on time. And I was still like profusely sweating through this beast of an outfit because I was like, I just gave myself 45 minutes to get here, but I'm just still not sure if we're on time. So learning a lot. I have like a bodega that's like right downstairs and I'm trying to be all like New York and I keep like waiting for them to remember who I am and like remember my order and they're just like what do you want and I'm like yeah it doesn't work like

that it takes years like actual years truly truly yeah and they always I can see them silently judging me whenever I get mayonnaise on my sandwich they're like oh yes what is your what is your go-to bodega order I just get a sausage sausage, egg and cheese. And also they're like rolling mayo. Yeah. I don't eat sausage, egg and cheese, but I know like a lot of people do. And I've never heard of anyone putting mayo.

I know nobody does really. I put mayo on like everything. Like I just, I'm a mayo girl. His friendship was going places. I know we've, we're at a halt. A lot of people share that same sentiment and it's upsetting,

but I just, I'm a mayo girly through and through i'm a press on naily girly so i get it the episode with hannah burner yeah we all have our things we all have our vices ben is a mayo girly as well okay yeah it's a good condiment what is your opinion on like light mayo because ben has like a full dissertation written on it yeah for me personally i'm immediately out yeah i want nothing to do with it. I don't know why it's a thing. It's just absolutely appalling. And I don't think it should be on the shelves. I think the FDA really fucked up with approving that one. I completely agree. Me and Ben over the weekend,

I just came back from Texas and Ben got a burger and he wanted, it was an impossible burger and Ben wanted mayo and they brought him vegan mayo. Not interested. And he was like really upset. Yeah. Immediately out. Immediately out. We're doing the things you need to do by getting an impossible burger. Give us the, give us the real mayo. Right. And you know, I've actually, Oh, that's why they brought him vegan mayo. Cause it was an impossible burger. Yeah. Well probably. Oh, I didn't think about that either though. I'm like, he's trying to be good. He's eating an impossible burger. Give him the real stuff. Oh my God. No, that makes sense. It's actually extremely considerate. It's really nice actually. Oh my God. That's so nice. I didn't even think of that. I'm drunk. Um, okay. So you're going to give them the real stuff. Oh, my God. No, that makes sense. It's actually extremely considerate. It's really nice, actually.

Oh, my God. That's so nice. I didn't even think of that. I'm drunk. Okay. So now you're like between Nashville and New York. Yeah. I spend time in both.

It's just, you know, I was coming here so often. This summer, whenever I was at the Spritz. Yes. Oh, that's where we first met, actually. Oh, yeah. We did. True, true. But we didn't like hang.

We didn't kiki. And I didn't know anyone there. And I didn't want to be like the girl following the hosts around. So I was just like, hi. And then I was like literally so fucking lonely. Oh my God, I'm so sorry. No, it's no one's responsibility. But I was like, you know, like I go into these events and I'm like, first of all, I am like extroverted.

I'm going to talk to people. And then I was like sitting next to the bartender like, so how long have you guys been here? She's like, you got to go. But also that was the time where I wore that outfit. Stunning. Thank you. But it was like a very, they sent a dress code out beforehand. That was like, I talked about this on my podcast.

I guess New Yorkers like don't give a fuck about a dress code. No, no. And so the dress code was like cute little like fruit emojis for spritz. Colors. Yeah. Like bright colors. And I was like, not a problem. And I dressed like a fucking girl.

You nailed it. And I think everyone thought I worked there. One girl did ask me where the bathroom was and i don't know if it's because she thought i'd gone or if she thought i worked there but i felt like i should be holding a tray passing stuff out because everyone was in like navy blues and black you know what's so funny that that's your experience from the spritz party because how i perceived it you're like really intimidating like you're so tall you have this presence about you you're literally like a supermodel so I my my impression of you was like oh she's like too cool like let me just be nice like I want to be your friend

so like that that's funny that's what your perception was because you didn't give that off I was like oh she is just like too cool for us I met Remy that day too like we were sitting in line at the elevator together and so um no I still I feel like people reached out to me afterwards on Instagram we're like oh I saw you at the party so I made friends and connections from that party, which is really nice. That is nice. Yeah.

For the most part, the bartenders were like, we have work to do here and we can't talk to you. And I was like, what is this that you're mixing with the tequila? And I love that. That is fun. And they were like,

go away. You're also a podcaster now. You've had like a lot of podcast drama me and Jackie were like really invested in your story oh yeah can you tell me like what happened with your podcast yeah so it was like one of those moments where it's almost like you know how there's people who have podcast drama like obviously like an iconic one the caller daddy right so that was like dramatic as fuck and they don't talk anymore and like whatever right mine was harder because it was it's my

actual like really dearest friend I was just in Florida with her and she was like completely taking like a shift on her life and just like woke up one day and like truly purely was like I don't think this aligns with what I want to do anymore and moved to Florida with my husband and I was like what are you gonna tell your best friend like when she's doing the best thing for her, for her. And you know that. And that's what she wants to do. I was just like, oh, okay. Like, I was just like, okay, what do you want to do?

I'm going to lose my podcast and my best friend, or I just won't lose the podcast. So then I, you know, I was like, I'll just rebrand. And then my four-year relationship, um, I ended that like within the same, like month and a half period. So then I was like, you know, I I'm gonna take a little break from just talking I think I should be talking to anyone right now like on on the interwebs I think I should just lay the fuck yeah orbit and kind of like process these like honestly losses that of course that it was less drama it was more just like it was fucking sad yeah

it was just a big bummer and we you like, I don't even know how this happened, but we like charted really like number one. Yeah, no, the podcast was killing it. It was crushing it. And we were just had so much momentum and I was so excited. And then I was just like, you know, as high as you are, it's like the further the fall. So I was just like, okay, well,

and then you go through that perfectionism where you're like, I can't restart because what if it's not as good as the other one? And then you have people being like, just start. And that's anything in life. You just need to start it. Especially with a podcast. Like you can talk about it. You can whatever, just, one and then you have people being like just start and that's anything in life you just need to start especially with a podcast like you can talk about it you can whatever just you don't need a business plan just start starting yeah it'll come afterwards yeah so anyways that's the it wasn't as much and now it's so great i mean it's been so it feels like it's been so long and you and your friend are still good work i was just at

her house for four days great that's right you love to see female friendships getting through tough times yeah and i like i said if any any friend in life is doing something to better themselves, who the fuck are you to not want them to do that? That doesn't make you a real friend anymore. And if you get mad at it, then you're the toxic one. You're toxic. Yeah. So me, not toxic friend.

Do you think you're toxic? Am I the drama? Am I the villain? I don't think I'm the villain. I think I could have probably a couple of toxic traits, but I recognize them and I'm like, ooh, you're doing that thing. Yeah. Is it toxic if you recognize it? Because I don't think so. I don't think so personally, but that's probably just me saying that for myself. That's you being toxic. That's me being toxic. That's one of my toxic traits. Yeah. I think my

toxic trait, which you've probably already realized is I talk over everyone. I do that too. Um, and so I just want to apologize in advance. I'll also apologize in advance, but I probably won't because I'm a little scared of you and being on the set. i probably won't talk over you but like i do that on my podcast and i have to like literally fucking stop yeah no it's hard yeah it's tough it is especially when i get into a groove with jackie like we we do a dance it's like us speaking it's like we know when to it ebbs it flows i know when to stop y'all are perfect at it though and then like when she's gone and i'm here meeting new people which i love and it's great for the podcast it's different i literally don't know how to talk no it's it's I had to like issue a formal apology, like a formal apology on my

podcast after I had like a guest, this guy and like, like every review, every single one of them. And here's the thing. Like I was editing the podcast at the time. So they don't even realize I cut out how much, right. I cut out more times. I interrupted him actually. Like I interrupted him more, but I was cutting it out. So whenever your review was like, you cannot stop interrupting him. I was like, well, I don't think they're all just saying this to be rude. No, it's actual helpful feedback. Yeah, it is. So anyways, that was, that's that on that.

I don't think I'm that toxic. Do you read a lot of podcast reviews? Cause you should stop. I don't, I really do just forget about it. I read, I'm on Instagram. So I read and no one's on Instagram posting. This was the worst podcast ever. Right.

People are saying the nice and fair. Right. Yeah. So I don't, I always forget that you can go to it because it takes a bit. You have to go to iTunes. You have to click on your podcast. You have to see more.

Yeah. So I actually, for luckily I forget about that kind of meet you. It's like the one place I don't check. Cause I always forget that they exist. And I'm glad about that because yeah. Yeah. I read it obviously hates me. And I'm glad about that because yeah. Yeah. I read it.

Obviously hates me. And I've read it to everybody though. Why do people hate? Like I know why people hate me, but why would people hate you? Um, I think it's pretty easy. Uh, I just have to preface. I didn't watch very Cavalieri. Jackie did.

No, no. If it's from that, I don't know. Very Cavalieri is it's, it's very rare. People are still disliking me from that. That was like a really long time ago. It was on it for one season and yeah, no. But now I think people probably just dislike me because I'm like really over the top, really talkative.

I do the most all the time. You do the most. Like all the time. And some people just don't like people that do the most. And some people are like, do the most. Yes, of course, of course. But like, I don't know. My entire life, I've just literally always been

you either like me or you just cannot fucking stand me and my whole life I was so fixated on like getting everyone like me like I mean my mom would have to sit me down and be like my girl right it's just not gonna happen and I feel very happy that I've passed that point in my life where I try to make everyone like and I can tell pretty quick yeah I'm like oh oil and water we don't really mesh but yeah and sometimes it sucks because I'll really like the other person I know but you know that's life and it is what it is so in the words of Danielle Staub you're either going to love me or hate me there is no in between there's no in between and I'm very much I find that a lot of people who like work in this space have that

I'm very similar like all I want in this world is to be universally beloved same and for anyone that's not a thing especially if you're like in a podcaster like you're always going to be dividing divided and I'm like a polarizing person I always have polarizing like hot takes on things and so like yeah as do you and so I just it would be ignorant to think that everyone is going to be like I just love that little girly pop yeah you know and you know what else is so interesting to me about you like just having followed your the arc of your career since the show I think a lot of people who have been in a similar space have as you have kind of become that girl from that show and I think that in the years since you left the show like I don't even remember that you were on that show like you've done such a good job of like creating a space for yourself on the internet

with your podcast with your Instagram just all your content and I think that that's so hard so I really commend you for that thank you no it's I I was also like, I don't want to say that the whole show was edited. Like I was saying and doing the same thing, but I was totally playing a character. And like, Kristen honestly was really like nice and guiding me through the whole process. And she was like, you know, we need someone polarized and we need kind of a villain. And I was like, I'm all into your tribute. Because I was like, if I'm going to stoop to, this was five years ago, not that like, like if you're doing reality TV, you were like, right. It wasn was like, if I'm going to stoop to, this was five years ago. Not that like, like if you're doing reality TV, you were like, right. It wasn't like, yeah, it wasn't like,

yeah, I can't wait to see your season. It was like, you're going on a reality TV show. And so I was like, if I'm going to do this trash shit, then I'm going to fucking do it. Yeah. Like, honestly, yeah. Panned out. So it's not, yeah. You gotta be polarizing. You couldn't be here without that. Totally totally and people are always like yeah I talk shit about I'm like no I don't I'm like very understanding that that was my giant platform right but I also am who I am and I don't like like it's I didn't create a character and then just stick in that character so this is actually me and I'm doing the work now so now that I like know you I really want to go back and watch the show just because tragic and my teeth were so long like my teeth were trending on twitter after the show oh my god so mean it was very do you have

new teeth now um so I had him shave them down this is actually funny I leave tomorrow and go to Houston to get new teeth oh my god I just got back from Houston yesterday oh yeah yeah yeah gorgeous town gorgeous town gorgeous gorgeous girl gorgeous girl gorgeous new teeth in Houston love that for you good good luck yeah they're crack them off, the ones I have now, with like a pecan cracker. So just like let that marinate for a second because I am stressed. So you have veneers, is that what you're saying? I have veneers now that I don't love. And so to get these veneers off, they're porcelain, they get like a pecan cracker and crack them off.

Oh my God, beauty is pain. That is just, I'm like, put me out. They should put you out. Put me out. They should put you out. Put me out. You get like numb? I ask for some, yeah, you get numb, but I ask for some laughing gas and she's like, yeah, we're going to be there. Right.

Well, because then like you're awake until you hear all the sounds. It's the sound and the pressure and the like, oh, I'm like, my nipples are hard. I just feel it. Well, Shannon is here to join me, of course, to deliver the past five. I actually have six stories today just because it's been a while since we did a show because I was on tour. Thanks to everyone who came out to the shows by the way. I'll be at Chicago on Friday and Kansas City on Sunday. And today is Tuesday. I mean you normally do this on Monday, but I did want to get your input on Unburden Yourselves, which is a

segment we do here on Mondays for the morning toast where people can just write in, you know, have you ever had a weekend where you know you were having fun but something you did was so embarrassing that it ruined, like you can't think about the weekend without thinking about the time you fell in front of mary kate olsen that's what happened to me and that's what spiraled this entire oh my god it might have been ashley i'm not sure but that's what started this whole segment it feels good to just unburden yourself once you talk about it you can really set it free do you think that the guy that fell in the pool at the spritz party like that was his that was that was his, that was his, yes, that happened at the spritz party. So we've all been there and it makes you feel less alone.

So we have three submissions from girlies who wrote in. We'll do that at the end of the show. And I do believe that you might unburden yourself with something you did recently. Let me think. I was just in Florida. I had this, which in West, we were in West Palm, which is a beautiful town. And I was just, it was very, it was hot there. It was a humid place. Um, this isn't like that, but when you brought this up before the show, I was like,

Oh, what was I like? So I gave myself the ick about, I just like kept, I was in front of a lot of important people and I kept like not liking my hair. So I went to the bathroom and I would like put it in a, I put it in like a clip with like little pieces hanging front. And I came back and someone was like, Oh, I like your hair. I was like, it's just so hot. And then I like went to the bathroom again and was like, I hate my hair. And so I took it down and I put two braids in the front and I came back. And I think I realized by the end of the day when this like guy was like, you just like have had like four hairstyles since we've been here. I just realized I look like that girl that was just like, oh no.

I mean, like I was inserting braids at some point. Like that's just true. That's a commitment. We should just, you know, take it easy. Just have a little bit of frizzy hair. And I was embarrassed that someone literally was like, since I've seen you here, you've had four hairstyles.

He called you out. Honestly, that was disrespectful of him. That was rude as fuck. Rude as fuck. Okay. Well, thank you for sharing that.

I hope you feel better, lighter, and you can move forward with, you know, a more positive energy. Less hairstyles, more positive energy. Less hair.

Everything we have to unburden ourselves with, we learn a lesson from. We do. For me, me it was like stop wearing such big shoes you know were you wearing big i was wearing chunky clod hoppers like huge boots platform probably six inches like and it was like three in the morning and i like i didn't even trip i don't know how i fell i just collapsed literally oh this is whenever this this is when you actually fell in front of Mary or Ashley. In front of Mary slash Kate slash Ashley. Yeah, it was just so embarrassing. And I was with my, I've told this story a thousand times,

but I was with my friend Gabe and like, I was like, did you see that? And he was walking right in front of me when I fell. He was like, no. So I was like, okay, maybe it wasn't as bad. And I like tricked myself into, and I came on the podcast. I talked all about it. And I was like, but Gabe didn't see. So like Gabe said it was fine. And then literally a week later, Gabe was like, okay, maybe it wasn't as bad. And I like tricked myself into, and I came on the podcast. I talked all about it.

And I was like, but Gabe didn't see. So like Gabe said it was fine. And then literally a week later, Gabe was like, no, I saw. I just didn't want to make you feel bad. It was really bad. So now like, honestly, unburdening myself like hasn't made it better. But now making it into a segment, at least it was worth something. It was worth something.

It was worth the content. And also now we're wearing less platforms. Sensible, sensible shoes. Like I'm married. I don't need to be wearing like crazy heels, know we were wearing some some tall we all took our shoes off when we were out where are we what was i wearing i was wearing the shoes that i wore with you when we went out were the shoes i wore when i know yep well you took them off and i like we all did but that's a safe space and we never want to be the only girl taking your shoes off margo did it first

and i was like you know what love. I would love to take these off. Yeah, but like if you're the only girl like wearing your shoes, it's like you're the one who can't hang. Yeah. So you never want to be the only girl to take off her shoes. But Margo really created a safe space for us to do that. She did. I will always be the girl to like go to the buffet line first or something.

But I will not be the girl to take my shoes off first. Actually, I'm more conscious of food. So I'll be like the last person on line for the buffet, but I won't be wearing shoes. Okay. Yeah. We all have our things. We're barefoot in the buffet line. We we're barefoot I like that that'll be the name of my next book barefoot at the buffet um okay so I think it's time Shannon are you ready to dive in we have six stories today just because it's been a while here are the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast and today's episode is brought to you by excuse me All, Allbirds. Spring is around the corner

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I like got very over all the like, slap talk like so quickly. I know. We were all just like, marinating in it and we were just like, so everyone was talking about the Grammys and I don't realize,

I didn't realize the Grammys came so soon after the Oscars. I know. And I just like, to be honest, like I'm still living in the Oscars. Yeah. Well, everyone is.

Yeah, obviously. When that happened, I was like, I'll look at the outfits. Yeah. And you know what? I felt like there just like, to be honest, like I'm still living in the Oscars. Yeah. Well, everyone is. Yeah. Obviously. So like when that happened, I was like, I'll look at the outfits. Yeah. And you know what? I felt like there was like kind of a lot of star power missing. Like, you know, Beyonce wasn't there. Taylor Swift wasn't there.

Ariana Grande wasn't there. I didn't feel like it was really star studded. It just felt like a very new age. Yes. Young. Which like those photos honestly will like be iconic later on. Yes. We'll be like, oh my God, look at Olivia Rodrigo when she was so young true but like in the moment we're like where the fuck is taylor

swift yeah i know and she was nominated for album of the year and a lot of people are quaking because it was i thought it was going to be like olivia rodrigo sweep she was nominated in the big four categories yes new artist album of the year song of the year record of the year and she only won new artist of the year she won twomys, but not in the big four categories. And people were like quaking over Jean-Baptiste, who I cannot lie, I had not heard of. I now know he's like the band leader for the Stephen Colbert show. Okay. And when I was watching his performance, me and Ben were like this guy is everything. Like he was giving the most the most. So was I extremely surprised?

Yes. But I have to imagine that's how other people felt when Kacey Musgraves won. Now everyone loves Kacey Musgraves. Right. But some of us have been on the train for four or five years. Yes. And, like, we knew. But I'm sure a lot of people were like, who?

Well, you know, do you remember when that, I mean, I know he's iconic, but I don't know. Boney Bear? Beck? Oh, yeah. When he swept the Grammys, everyone was like, everyone that I know was like, who the fuck is back? Right, right. And then I remember roles reversed whenever Chris Stapleton swept the Grammys.

I, being from Nashville, know and obsess over Chris Stapleton. But at the time, everyone was like, who the fuck is Chris? And I was like, don't you dare. Right. Chris Stapleton is iconic. But I guess it just begs the question, what is Album of the Year? Is it about the music that reached the most people? Because I think in that case it would have been Olivia Rodrigo or

Billie Eilish. Had to. Was she nominated as well? Yes. And Taylor Swift, Billie Eilish, Olivia Rodrigo. Like it was stacked. So what is album of the year? Is it you know songs that sold the most or according to the Recording Academy was the best? Like substantially. I think it's I think the Recording, they pick it like based on their style. Yeah.

Yeah. I was just, I'm shocked. I'm not gonna lie. Like really shocked. I think like Happier Than Ever is that the one that was nominated. I mean that album top to bottom, top to bottom. And then Olivia's like, I don't even have to go into like top to bottom, like the new Apple Ravine.

Personally, like I'm a, I'm an Evermore girl like Taylor Swift has done so much in the last few years people like crap their pants over folklore. I did too but like I really believe not enough people are crapping their pants for Evermore. I had this debate with my friend because I like Evermore better than you do. Yes me too. So I just like resonate with some of the songs more. I just think they're just like so so special I love them I think a lot of people consider evermore to be like an afterthought of folklore but I totally

quickly but I totally disagree it was like songs that weren't good enough for folklore but I think it's better I I like it better and I but I will say like and I'm a Taylor Swift stan stan stan stan but if we were like going to put the the two albums I do think Olivia's was better than ever more yes I I agree I mean personally like my toxic trait is just like blindly following Taylor into like off a bridge like I will do anything into the abyss um but yes I agree and I loved Sour like I listened to it back and forth all summer so for me it was like kind of a no-brainer that she was gonna sweep and they just like didn't give it to her so I thought that was weird but I don't really believe in like getting mad unless it's for Taylor but I don't really believe in like getting mad every artist deserves it like if you made your way to the

Grammys and you got nominated like in one way you all deserve it so even though I might not have chosen it and I wasn't really familiar with his work I thought that the Grammys were a great commercial for him because I was like totally his energy is everything and you had left being like oh my god we loved him and now you know who is. And now I'm learning so much about him. Like he was like secretly married because his wife for the second time was diagnosed with leukemia. And so they just like got married. And it's like this really romantic story.

So we're just learning things about someone we might not have learned. And I think that's great. That is great. Now, what did you think about the performances and the looks? Like what stood out to you? I thought, I just like stan carry underwood as well her performance she just like kills it every time i agree those legs i'm a country like me too i'm a country girl through and through me too but that dress on the red carpet like

crime crime against humanity and like i just like i can't imagine she's ever gonna hear the shit i say but like just like bad like really bad like i always feel bad talking shit about someone's dress because you know they felt so good in it like they would never have like really bad like I always feel bad talking shit about someone's dress because you know they felt so good in it like they would never have like left but like that was it was it was a war crime I don't feel bad like at all because let me tell you why um it's a dress Carrie Underwood um is not her clothing and like when you are literally releasing songs and making millions of dollars off of one song like I'm allowed to make fun of your dress well who wasn't telling her that it looked like a botched bell you know what I actually saw tiktok today that really spoke to me and it was

no one's like I don't want to be mean but like the women in country like really from a fashion perspective were disgraceful it's not it at the grammys the best was Kelsey Ballerini I thought she looked beautiful yeah classy classy simple um and the rest it was you know Carrie Underwood's mustard yellow moment it was Maren Morris's snakeskin dress with a bra popping out which I didn't understand and Mickey Guyton's atrocity I didn't see Mickey Guyton's it was velvet shoes it was fringe long sleeve it was she's just like a young stunning star on the rise like it was aging her yeah it was like the women in country just did not show up

fashion wise but they didn't show up in every other aspect so did country in general brothers osborne won oh did they for like i just watched the recap on here so i didn't see as many performances i just keep seeing me too clips by the way same i saw it on tiktok um but it was a big deal and he talked about like coming out and i never thought he would have it was just like i was so emo like the way i would take a bullet for TJ Osborne. I was going to say, everyone in town thinks that though. Oh, good. Okay. Everyone in town is like, oh.

Would you ever date a country singer? Yeah. Well, I did for four years, but I mean, not like a. I'm sorry. I'm not in there. My ex, John Gurney, he's a great country singer, but he's not like, you know. Okay. What about Brett Eldridge for you?

Brett Eldridge for me, that sounds ideal, but I'm pretty sure he's dating like a supermodel right now. Is he? Yeah. He's so mysterious with his like dating life. He's so quiet. He's like literally though. What about Chase Rice?

Chase Rice, my best friend dated him for three years. So that's not gonna work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn.

You know, we'll keep thinking. We'll keep, we'll keep running through it. I don't know. I think that I've probably, I like, I like that everyone in town

is like, she's not a star fucker. Yeah. I like that about me. Yeah, I like that about you too. Yeah. So that's nice. And I feel like I invited to everything no one's you're not trying to like no one's like oh my god this bitch is gonna come and like flirt with every right like we're keeping it

nice and classy and low-key and like i like that about me that takes a lot of restraint because i imagine if i were you like i would be start fucking my way to the top no i'd be fucking i just try not to fuck on the low i outs, I'm low. I outsource the dick. Oh, that's really smart. So we're flying out, we're having people fly in, we're outsourcing the dick. And then in my town, everyone's like, what a saint. Okay, and so I like how we're just blowing up

your spot right here. When you get flown out for dick, do you pay for your own flight? Um, I've actually never, like, it'll be me already being where I'm at, and like maybe I'll meet someone, or maybe someone will set us up. Got it, oh, that's nice.

I've never had a man buy me a purse, a flight. Like, honestly, I'm open and like maybe I'll meet someone or maybe someone will set us up. God. Oh, that's nice. I've never had a man buy me a purse, a flight. Like honestly, I'm open to the opportunity, but like that's queen over there. Like no, I've never had that person yourself. I bought it yesterday. Yesterday. Wow. She's a new girly. You need like a man to buy you a Birkin like now.

Yeah. Where are they at? They're not watching. I know that. I know. We have very, um, very straight audience, but maybe they have brothers. Do you have a that no I know we have a very very straight audience same maybe they have brothers

do you have a brother that wants to buy me a Birkin give me a brother Birkin yeah you need a Birkin brother so other than that it was kind of boring the Grammys but it was fine

love Doja Cat no one in there was no like oh I liked her outfits a lot mine yours always Doja Cat

me too she was probably the best dressed in my opinion I love just like cutouts and tight I just love sexy little bodies yeah i think halsey also is up there for best dress yeah yeah yeah i love a hat hers is really cool it was different so i don't know maybe my bar is super high because of the slap but i was like when is something crazy gonna happen well now everyone's thinking that about everything i know should i slap you over here please oh my god

you're the only person i would be like cool with it. I thought Trevor Noah was fine. Trevor Noah. The host. Right. He was fine. Okay. Well, indifferent to it, obviously.

Yeah. He was just like really professional and like really not funny. Ew. Do you think he was scared because of what happened? Of course. Oh my gosh. See, that's sad. Yeah, of course.

And I think just like in general, beyond the slap, being a host is a thankless job like yeah it's so much work especially if you're doing it as a woman they have you change outfits a thousand times and every you're always someone's always gonna be like that was boring that wasn't i mean there's no one that's just like he killed it through and through someone always has something to say about this one part of it you can't win because you're either like if you if you really go there and say like crazy jokes like amy schumer's getting backlash now right or so you're boring and then everyone's like you're boring right it's i don't think i don't think there's a worse job in hollywood honestly no and you're there for so long and half the shit is not even your written jokes no of course no it's like you you like get all this

backlash and you're like wait but it wasn't right yeah like i don't even write this crap jokes right totally the academy wouldn't let me say them. Yeah, so it's like... So, you know what? It was fine. That's where I'm going to leave it. Yeah, I didn't watch. Last year's ratings were like an all-time low, and they're slightly up this year. Yeah, but I think people were just tuning in to see.

Yeah, but I also think they tried to combat that. They were streaming on Paramount+, which was like a first. You can watch it on CBS. So I think they thought the ratings would be much higher with a streamer. Right. And I think that maybe for a while we thought award shows were relevant because they were on CBS. So I think they thought the ratings would be like much higher with a streamer. Right. And I think that maybe for a while we thought like award shows were relevant

because they're on cable. But now we think they're irrelevant just because they're irrelevant not because they're not on a streaming service. Well and we're just so like we're so privileged

with all these you and E! News and all these things that just like regurgitate it for us that we so easily to digest. I know everything

that happened and I was on stage for more than half of the show. Yeah. We don't have to I don I know everything that happened and I was on stage for more than half of the show yeah we don't have to I don't have to watch it and I don't want to watch the boring Grammys because I can just get the good shit the next day I know and it's like when the real a-listers don't come right point I agree um okay well thanks for bringing down the Grammys with me Shannon of course and we have some more news um it is a Kardashians heavy day but like there's major skims news because her new campaign is literally breaking

the internet. She has hired Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks and Alessandra Ambrosio for her new oh and Candice Swanpole for her new Skims campaign so she is you know kind of eclipsing the angels. The Shapewear

Moguls new Swims icon campaign has supermodels Tyra, Heidi, Alessandra and Candice posing together for the very first time. In the ads, the four former Victoria's Secret Angels show off the Skims Fits Everybody collection of thongs, bras and bodysuits. And Kim wrote on Instagram that her shoot was a blast. She said it's been a while

since we were all together so it was so special to be reunited. And allegedly like it was just going to be the four of them but then Kim was there and she was like I have to get in one photo. So there's pictures of the four and then there's pictures of them with Kim. And I'm dead because like, at what point are you like, I'm going to pop in? Oh yeah. Like imagine the confidence.

What was that conversation? She's just like, I mean, obviously Kim Kardashian, iconic and totally body. Everything. Yes. Everything. But I just can't imagine being like, so I'm just going to pop in for one. I don't know. Also, like, I think it's absolutely wild that she had all those people in one place. I know. What is their marketing budget? I mean, they're like now valued like over, I think almost $2 billion. So

like skims alone. So they have a lot of money. And so this isn't surprising. And I do feel like this is kind of eclipsing some of the progress Victoria's Secret has made in the last couple months like Victoria's Secret has made it extremely clear that they are going to be like moving forward like revamping the brand more inclusive like they made huge waves when they signed Remy and they also from TikTok which love Remy and I love that for them and I love that they they didn't they acquire Frankie's bikinis they just bought like an 18 million dollar stock in Frankie's bikinis yeah so they're really trying to make progress and i feel like this is just like shutting that down because like this is so iconic i mean leave it to kim to just like shut them the fuck they're like whoever's in the boardroom that's like we've got it we've done it mark the t dot the i and kim's like nope

no yeah so that was my first thought was like wow this is iconic too like oh my god victoria's secret cannot catch a break. No, cannot. Cannot. Well, I mean, they're making up for a lot of. I know. Like they're really like they have Amira from TikTok who's amazing. They have Remy from TikTok.

I think that they are like really trying to undo all the damage they did in those really toxic years. Yeah. But to be honest, like I don't know if a lot of people are really interested in a Victoria's Secret revamp because I'm very much like a Skims girly now. Well, I just like can't wear Victoria's Secret and not feel like young. Like I feel like I'm in high school. I can't wear Victoria's Secret period. Like my breasts are too big. Like I literally can't wear it. No, like Skims when they have the fits everybody collection, like it truly fits everybody. I,

I literally feel like it's a travesty that for most of my life I thought I was a D cup because Victoria's Secret makes you think, do you know how many men I was like, I mean, I'm a 34 D and they were like, bitch, the fuck you are. No, you aren't. You're so right. Like their sizing is so toxic. It's so incorrect. And I feel like the first time I learned what bra size I truly was, was when I took literally

the third love quiz because third love bras. And I was like, oh my, that's my actual size. And I've been moving forward with that size now. And the peace of mind and clarity I have, I've never felt more lucid. Yeah. Well, it's crazy too. No one feels good when they're wearing a size that it's labeled something different or whatever. All of that just shit does not feel good.

Agreed. I think people think I'm smaller than I am. I was talking about this on my Instagram because people will send me extra small shit like NPR packages. Yeah. Yes. And I'm like, oh, I'm just not an extra small. I oh like brands yeah yes and i'm like i'm just not an extra small i'm really not i'm i'm a medium and so i just want to wear size medium things

and people are always sending me extra small and it's so annoying like guys i'm an extra extra small like please get my size right get it right get it right i think any sizing just sucks when it's like completely portrayed correctly you just you're gonna feel bad especially in like fast fashion where like the size is just whack and like when you shop online so much and then every now and then you'll go into like a department store and you're like buy your you're literally taking clothes into the dressing room that are three four sizes bigger because that's where you're used to buying odd sheen yes it's so toxic for like your mental health you do that i yeah i'm like okay well i'm probably gonna go ahead and grab a XYZ in this. And then I'm like, wait,

this is normal made clothes. Right. This is well-made clothing. So I'm probably the size that I actually am. But fast fashion is, it's crazy as hell. It's crazy as hell.

And it's so cheap. So everything's so small. So you're literally sizing up two, three sizes, no stretch, no give, no anything. And that's why I just love Kim more than anything. And I could literally write

a thesis on this. Like when Kim did Fendi X skim. Yes. It was Fendi X skims. And like there were not only plus size models on the website. Yes. But like literally sizes that Fendi has never made in their life. I'm like this is so.

Love. Iconic. Yeah. Like it's just the fact that this isn't the normal is so stupid. And the fact that Kim was able to get Fendi to size up is just next level. Like they're literally on the totem pole of like designer brands right and like they don't like waver for anyone and they don't give a shit about any like bad like really I feel like brands that big just don't care about bad press they're like whatever we're gonna be iconic we're Chanel we're

Fendi we're whatever exactly so the fact that Kim Kardashian could come in and like make them sell like these 3x 4x sizes iconic no and you know what i feel like the kardashians get so much shit for like setting an unrealistic beauty standard chloe specifically and i don't even want to get into that because i don't agree with it but like there's a there's a huge conversation about it and no one even talks about like good american all my clothes are from good american it's literally the best website except their returns are like a little fuck hocked but like courtney i mean kim and chloe and like all of their brands like they're just really doing a lot they're they're walking the walk and they're talking

the talk and nobody talks about that all they talk about is like how chloe filters her face and she's setting an unrealistic beauty standard for women when it's like you were also mean to her back in the day and that's why she's doing this right so she's just a victim of trauma like fuck off we're literally crazy to her crazy oh my god like maybe one, one of the most, like I'm like me comparing her to princess Diana, but I'm like, honestly, like she was so brutally attacked. I think more than Kim,

like way, way more than Kim with her like pregnancies and stuff. Like I know that was her own trauma, but like I, it's, I would be way more fucked up in the head. Of course. She's killing it honestly.

Yeah. And the way that everyone is just like, now they're saying she's too skinny and her photos are too filtered it's like why do you think she's doing all of this like for the years and years where like people were the nastiest things about her people were tweeting commenting the meanest things like she's literally damaged from that also could you imagine someone saying that you're too big your whole life and then you like work out twice a day eat healthy have a chef and you get like fit as fuck and then someone's like oh you're too skinny you're setting a realistic body standards smoke would literally

come out of my ears i'd be like i know like what i prefer to focus on the good things that the kardashians are doing and i think a lot of people don't talk about how like skims good american fendi x skims like really are changing the game game changers game changers agree i love good american like i think they're i stand good american i've done brand deals with them before and i've recently started to buy literally pretty much exclusively from yes and i love their sizing because it's not small medium large like no one wants to buy something that's like extra large it's like embarrassing totally so they have one two three four five six like that is stunning yeah i love that i also love that i also love that whenever i worked with them as a brand deal they like let a lot of brands are

so picky about messaging and they really were like do what you want we trust you oh i love that I also love that whenever I worked with them as a brand deal they like let a lot of brands are So picky about messaging and they really were like do what you want. We trust you Oh, I love that and I appreciate that I was like I'll cover the the Topics that you need me to cover me and I say it the way that I want to say it and a lot of brands are Like very strict, but I mean it was like they don't they don't trust these hoes, but I'm like trust me I trust where they hope yeah, I love that American. I'm so glad you're on the same page Um, so skims just like being iconic yet again I'm so happy like that skins is doing as well as we all thought it would be yes, and I'm so glad you're on the same page. So Skims just like being iconic yet again. I'm so happy like that Skims is doing as well as we all thought it would be.

Yes. And I'm so glad it's not called Kimono. I almost just said remember when they changed the name and now she's doing the same thing with her perfume line. Well, she's changing KKW fragrances obviously because she's not KKW anymore. KKW Beauty as well I'm sure then, right? Right. So KKW Beauty has been like shut down for a couple months.

They're like rebranding the formula, rebranding whatever. So I do believe like KKW Beauty and fragrance will come back as one company which they should it should well yeah and i don't know what it's going to be called i kind of forgot she did perfume and that's kind of where she started i know which is so crazy but she was like doing this whole like repertoire and like giving this like back like you guys from the moment i came out with gardenia i was like what the i don't remember any of this christian gardenia oh my god i thought it was so crazy that people were buying perfumes online that they've never smelled that psychotic by the way i remember being like i want this obviously because i am such a basic bitch and i was online and i was like reading the notes and i was like i don't

know what this means what is like a i bought them a sample pack oh good good good you know i did do that but it's crazy because i did smell two of them like ew yeah no i know it's like the fact that kkw fragrances was as successful as it was and nobody ever smelled it before buying is so crazy. No, wait. I didn't realize that no one fucking smelled it. No, it's psychotic. It's the craziest thing. That's the power of Kim Kardashian.

That is crazy. So we love Skims over here. We're big supporters. And speaking of more Kardashian drama, Kanye West has dropped out of Coachella with less than two weeks before the festival begins and I'm really over talking about Kanye but I do feel like this is a positive development because Kim did he drop out or did they pull him he dropped out and it was reported that allegedly he told Kim he was going to stop and then go away and get some help I saw that so I feel like this is part of that okay well then here I'm here for that me too I'm actually going to Coachella and um which I can't tell if it's my worst nightmare or if I'm here for that me too I'm actually going to Coachella and um which

I can't tell if it's my worst nightmare or if I'm gonna have fun I just like I went one time but I only went for one day because my flight my flights got messed up and I was delayed like three days in Dallas so I feel like I didn't even I went there for um a brand deal at the time I took a photo in front of the Ferris wheel and then left yeah because it was so late and botched so I haven't experienced it that way and um Gordon's involved so like they've done like the whole like VIP. I feel like it'll be, they'll take care of everything. Yeah. So that'll be posh and fun and cool. But like, I don't really love like the outside, you know? No, I know. Can I tell you, I've been twice and before I went for the first time, like it was my idea of hell. Um, and I was like so negative

about it. That's how I think I'm being. Yeah. But then like you get there and first of all, you really don't go to the festival until the night and it gets like so negative about it that's how I think I'm being yeah but then like you get there and first of all you really don't go to the festival until the night and it gets so much cooler like it's not that hot oh okay and it's kind of like everything really I know it's like so lame and I'm trusting you on this but and I'm the most negative bitch alive like I hated Coachella and I'd never even been and we went me and Jackie for a brand deal so we didn't really have like a bunch of things planned we ended up having like a really good time that the next year like we fully planned out like we got a house we got yeah like we had a good time I don't think I would ever go back again it's definitely something you should experience right

Revolve makes it really premium the parties are so fun they have amazing performers cool so it's it's honestly not the worst okay stagecoach is better are you gonna stagecoach I'm going to stagecoach with Show Me Your M Moo and that'll be really fun. Oh good. Okay. I'll be there too. Okay. Yay.

But I agree with Kanye. Yeah. I think I like this. I like this for him. I think it's time. If he's really pulling out to do that. But I feel like he always does this and it's kind of like so toxic and he really is like, it's like the, I mean, I hate to use these like triggering words, but like it's the abusive

ex that like does this stuff and then he comes back and he's like, I promise I'm going to help. And I feel bad for him because he obviously has admitted that he has mental issues. So I'm just like, I really feel like it's such a constant stream of, now I'm going to go away, be better, and I'm going to come back, and everyone's going to, which again, I love his music. I know.

If I could separate the two from church and state, I really obviously love his music, but I just feel so bad for kim me too i just feel so bad for her and i feel like she's probably if i was her i'd be thinking okay he's gonna go away and come back and it's just what's the cycle he's not gonna do it five years from now yeah so like i've really been annoyed with kanye in recent weeks and like really not even wanting to talk about the stuff because at the end of the day like we can all like eat up the gossip and everything right but it's kim's life and this is harassment and there's this happens to a million people who don't have security and all this stuff totally so i'm like i i really am like annoyed with him and i'm glad that i think we're

at the end of it now and he'll go and seek help yeah but do you think her and um peter gonna get married oh okay so like the way we've talked about Kim and Pete, like the evolution has really changed because at first it was like, yes, this is the perfect bachelor bounce back rebound. Right. And now like it's just reported like Kim met his grandparents. She came to Staten Island this weekend. And then like seeing the text messages of like him defending Kim to Kanye. Yes.

The way. And he's branded. Yeah, I know. The way that I am so obsessed with this couple like i am it's not healthy and i never thought i would like like want this for kim but i think that like she's having the time of her life i think she had like a good marriage but that like in the last few years was really hard and she hasn't like been in love in a few years and i think she's like having this whirlwind romance and i'm obsessed scared i think

she's literally been scared and i think if i was kim if i was kim kardashian i think that i would be like who the fuck do i date next i know and i know it's like she could date anyone so she's like who do i date next and i think like when i see pictures of them i literally am like she's so happy right now that bitch is getting digged down in dallas she is happy. Yes. She is happy. And I just like it. I'm giddy over it. But so people are saying here's who's going to replace Kanye. Okay.

Which, by the way, I feel like a lot of people. I haven't even looked at the performers for Coachella. Thank God. I think a lot of people bought tickets like to see Kanye. So I think a lot of people might be like really disappointed. Yeah. But they're saying maybe The Weeknd, maybe Justin Bieber. Okay. Maybe Tyler, the creator.

Okay, so he was the headliner, correct? Okay, so this is pretty crazy then that he just dropped the fuck, I mean, the headliner. Because like when you watch, I don't know if you've seen the, I don't know if it's a documentary or whatever it was with Homecoming with it shows. Yes, Beyonce. It shows the work that they put in. It's months and months and months. It's performance.

It's stage work. It's all dance and choreography. It's crazy. And then I was at Coachella the year that they put in. It's months and months and months. It's performance. It's stage work. It's all dance and choreography. It's crazy. And then I was at Coachella the year that Ariana Grande was there. And I remember watching being like, there's a spaceship. Now there's this. How do they do all this? How does she know all this?

Where does she know her feet go? And then I was like, oh, they do this for, it's like the pin. It's a pinnacle for people. Right. No, it's like a Superbowl halftime show. Exactly. It is. I would say these step, one of the steps below.

Yeah. Agreed. And so, cause it's just a super bowl halftime exactly it is i would say these step one of the steps below yeah agreed and so because it's just like so sought after and it's just the the preparation yes i'm like the preparedness yeah preparation for it is wild so yeah who the fuck is two weeks away do you think they'll do someone that's already done it that like kind of or maybe someone that's on tour currently that has an opening stage because they're already like you know choreographed and stuff yeah um or someone that requires very little like someone who's more understated like who doesn't right like an ed sheeran just a man and his guitar have you ever been to one of his shows i have and i literally thought it was the worst concert i'd ever been to i cried i thought it was

the best concert i would put it in my top three well because i love his music and so do i by the way but i was like this is crazy He has absolutely no overhead for this whole, like my brain goes there. It's him and his little pedal. His pedal. And his guitar. And I'm like, okay, I get it. This set doesn't change.

Nothing changes. I think the biggest venue you can do with that kind of style is maybe an arena. I saw him at a stadium. It was outside. There's like helicopters. I'm like, I can't even hear this bitch. Like it was so quiet.

I saw him at a stadium, but I was in a box where they feed the i was in a box too by the way feed it through maybe i got nothing fed to me okay they fed ours through and so we were just like having the best time but like honestly i remember just all i could think about was like the finances behind it all i was like he's fucking cashing out not having to pay anyone no you're 100 right like that's why comedians make so much money when they tour because it's literally a man and a stool there's no overhead right and so that's why comedians make so much money when they tour because it's literally a man and a stool. There's no overhead. Right.

And so that's, I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw Ed Sheeran. I'm like, no, this tour and it's a stadium tour. Like he's making millions per show. There's also just no, I was kidding about him. Like headlining Coachella. Like no, everyone would be like, what the, no, it's so low energy. Yeah. Like what?

Everyone's on Molly. They're like, a lot of people are hoping it's Taylor. I think Taylor, first of all, would never replace Kanye. Like, Oh, she's Taylor. I think Taylor first of all would never replace Kanye like oh She's too like she would she would never I think just a lot of people are like Oh, that's all she would ever to replace someone of Kanye stature You need like a Kanye and Ariana I'm not a kind of a Taylor and Ariana a Beyonce like that's got you like that you need damn I wonder if Beyonce would do it again

You know, that's an interesting take that people don't want to touch the replacement of kanye right because it's like a it's icky it's like sloppy seconds would yeah well no i think anyone would be happy to like just be like yeah i'll fill in but i just feel like people wouldn't want to like you said like they're now associated with the you know what i actually think justin bieber is the perfect person to do it i agree he's on tour right now so like his show's already choreographed i don't know if he has like the day available he might have a show that day but i do think he would be perfect for it and he's on tour right now so like his show's already choreographed i don't know if he has like the day available he might have a show that day but i do think he would be perfect for it and he's friends with kanye so it's not a big deal not weird and he's like just as big he's just as big has he done coachella before i don't think so so that's the only thing i could see him being like

i'm not gonna half-ass it my first right no you want to have like the announcement like yeah the whole thing okay i'm very interested in this me too but like people like pay a lot of money to be there totally so like you need to really step your pussy up step the pussy up pop the pussy for us do you think the weekend would be an appropriate fill-in you know i love the weekend's music but i just have never like gotten down with him like i don't think i could watch a whole weekend show like i remember he did was it super bowl where he was in the mirrors yeah it was like like whatever and I just remember being like I just I'm not like popping my pussy yeah I'm not I'm not obsessed I'm not obsessed it was more art and I understand that it was definitely more like artistic than it

was like a bang like a bangers right like you're not headbanging yeah but I mean people love the weekend and he can totally like like I think people on drugs would really like to see the weekend i know you really have to take in that factor of the drugs i saw gaga and it was life-changing yeah yeah okay gaga was like would be like a top performer i feel like well she was at coachella yeah okay that was the first time we went and that's like me and jackie had a brand deal so we were like okay you don't realize you know every gaga song what you do you know every Gaga song. Every single one. And they're all, I mean, they're all, like, headboppers. No, and, like, even people, like, people at Coachella are very, like, alternative.

Like, yeah, like, I love, like, you know, like, Timmy Holla. I'm not that interesting. And so I thought, like, a lot of people wouldn't have been into Gaga, but, like, she just has a way about her. Like, everyone fucking slaps. Everyone loves the songs. She's endearing also. Yes, and quite the performer anytime you see anytime i see any of your interviews and stuff i'm i'm endeared to her like right i like because there could be a hundred people in a room yes

totally and 99 of them don't believe in you but i believe in you shannon thank you so much um pink is like starting drama in our next story and your merch yeah oh yeah oh yeah sorry i totally forgot to promote new merch. Sneak peek. Can't say. Okay. Pink is Mocking Rolling Stone Magazine. You've been irrelevant since 1990. So they posted on Instagram like this picture of promoting an article like 25 of the best Grammys performances to talk about the Grammys. And then I guess they left her off of it and she has this. Did she perform? In recent history she has. She was doing aerobics. You know she was singing up in the air. Oh, oh. They meant in general? In general. Not this year.

Just like in history before the Grammys premiered on Sunday they were like watch back some of the best and they left her out of it and they posted a picture on Instagram like top 25 whatever and the picture that they had posted was a picture of Taylor Swift and was like here are 25. Click the link in our bio to see the top 25 Grammys performances and I guess they left pink out of it and they used a picture of Taylor Swift to promote and pink has been like not overly but like she's been critical of Taylor Swift in recent years yes especially on watch what happens live like before Taylor back in the day when Taylor used to like not talk about politics.

Right. Pink was like giving her shit for it. So I just feel like there's tension there, which like breaks my heart because like these are two queens. I just like all these flavors in Chicho's salt. That's just crazy to me. I know. I wouldn't be, I think it speaks more that she's affected by an article by Rolling Stones.

If you're saying you've been irrelevant since 1990, they hold space in your head. Right. Like they're living rent free. This is what she wrote. Ha ha ha ha ha. You guys have been irrelevant since 1990. This is the magazine that used to feature people like John Lennon and Muddy Waters. Hunter S. Thompson wrote political pieces. They put Tina Turner on their cover. Then they sold out and all credibility went to shit when style over substance and revenue over authenticity went into play. That's when Snooki became acceptable coverage give me a fucking break do your homework you don't have to like me or my music or anything about me and believe me i could give a shit

sounds like you do give a shit um but this is the biggest sellout in fucking history when it comes to a publication we all once trusted fuck rolling stone and i felt that way for many decades and so many met it's really long and so many of my favorite so many, man, it's really long, and so many of my favorite, hold on, it's loading, it's really long, and so many of my favorite artists and peers have. This isn't just about their horrendous opinion of rating Grammy performances. It's decades of wasting trees and people's time.

Oh my God, she wants the trees into it. I didn't think she had to really bring Snooki into that. Like, honestly, I thought that was actually kind of fucked up. Wait, when you said that, I was like, aw, rude. I know, like, leave Snooki out of this. i thought that was actually kind of fucked up wait i when when you said that i was like oh rude i do like leave snooki out of this she's just doing her best she's doing her best and she never claimed to be like a singer rolling stones acclaimed artist like she's just out here eating pickles and like living her best life putting her ass in a mini fridge i know and she's like come a long way honestly justice for snooki is what this whole podcast should be about because i just and what a like random little blurb she threw in there like right like pick someone that's

done like really mean things to people and like use them as your like blurb right like someone we can all get behind a true villain yeah i would that that was jarring when you read that part i was like oh rude no i know it's like leave snooki out of it and i get what uh pink is saying like first of all she should be included in that artist list whatever it's not the biggest know it's like leave snooki out of it and i get what uh pink is saying like first of all she should be included in that artist list whatever it's not the biggest deal it's not it's not facts it's just like this dumb article like listicle from rolling stone so who actually cares buzzfeed at this point like right exactly we know that rolling we know that people aren't going to like the stores and rarely are people picking them up so honestly like all these

publications are having to put out so many internet articles. So much content. Because everyone's consuming so much online. So like, I mean, it was probably just a random filler article. No, I know. And now she's like bringing so much attention to it. And honestly, the whole message she wrote is like about how she doesn't give a shit. But like, you don't spend that much time writing a magilla when you don't care.

Like you obviously care. Rent free. They're in your head rent free. And it's just so not not pink like i watch her documentary and she really is that bitch like she doesn't give a fuck so what are you doing what are you doing this is like kind of like a losery thing on pink i want to say i think that i think it's very um loser behavior yeah which makes me sad because pink is not a loser like by any stretch there's snooki by the way no snooki is amazing leave snooki out of it. I just think leave her out. I'm feeling like Chris Cracker like leave Snooki alone. It's really not

cool and this is kind of loser behavior. She's also like she's always kind of brought women up and I just feel like that's like that's just weird. It's really unlike her. I'm like shook. Yeah it feels like a it feels like very like um sore loser behavior I know and it's like not even something worth fighting over it's a stupid article I know ew she's like it's giving me Reddit vibes yeah I'm not she's like I don't even care yeah and you're like um she stated like three times like I don't give a fuck I don't care as if I could give a shit we're like uh you're quaking you're quaking no you wrote like a long ass comment like you had to wait for it to load yeah right you care pink and that's fine it's okay to care like i think it's time we start normalizing like caring what other people think about you because like you know nobody on

the planet cares more about me what other people think than me so i totally get it but it's kind of losery to like act like you don't care when your actions are clearly saying otherwise yeah that's always like i always try to not say I don't care because I care so fucking much about so many things. So deeply. Even when I don't care and I say I don't care, I'm like, people aren't buying it. Yeah, no, I'm like always that bitch,

like I don't give a shit if you knew how many times I cried myself to sleep. Like I care a lot. I be caring. I be caring all the time. I mean, I try to keep that narrative pretty clear. You can call me Karen, I'm Karen. I'm fucking Karen.

No, fuck fuck too long uh for me to get that one i i just like i think i'm pretty honest and open about like how articles like fucking suck of course i have to physically just like not look at them other because if i if i look at it i'm gonna be karen you have such a strong accent where are you from from really you think it's southern are you southern i'm from south carolina yeah yeah you're you sound like hella southern wow okay people say that people in the south say i don't sound southern at all oh and then people outside of the south they're like where are you from yeah you are so you're you live in national but you're from south carolina yeah so just like south south south like you're so southern yeah

i like it i won't talk like that too that was not good i'm sorry i'm so sorry i don't know who you just offended but i think like so i grew up watching Honey Boo Boo and that's the influence. Oh, okay. Honey Boo Boo was good. The best show on TV for a while. No, really good. Honestly, hate to see the downfall the families take. Really, really tough.

But if you want to go back and watch old episodes, I highly recommend. But I also recommend that you don't eat because it's like one of the most disgusting shows. They're always like, they're like throwing mayo at each other. Like it's really sick. They're like just like fisting cheese balls. And then they're like throwing mayo at each other like it's really sick they're like just like fisting cheese balls and then they're like one of the kids has like an extra toe and they're like always playing with the toe it's really sick it's sick it's like borderline like one of those t oh it was on tlc yeah oh my god i was like it's gonna be like i don't even i skip past tlc so fast because even the titles of the show i'm like thousand pound

sisters yes such a good show what's the one the hoarding the show, I'm like... Thousand Pound Sisters? Yes. Such a good show. What's the hoarding one? Hoarders. I cannot with hoarders. Buried Alive. They're actually buried alive. Don't forget about my 19-pound scrotum. I want to. Yeah, no, you shouldn't.

I want to forget about it. Sister Wives, a classic. Oh, you know what I got really into back in the day? What? Gypsy. Oh, Gypsy Weddings. Yes. Oh, my God. I mean, my mom would have to peel me away from the tv

and then one time i went to this little town in south carolina that was like i don't know i think i was trying to buy like a prom dress for cheaper right and um i was like wow some of these dresses and she was like you know we were on what is the wasn't my big fat gypsy wedding my big fat gypsy wedding okay you know we were on that and i was like sold shut the fuck up i'm getting one here this the chokehold that that show had me in first of all the way they would get into those crazy no fights oh like at the wedding at the ceremony beating the shit out of each other no and their dresses i mean and they always looked like actual like character like yeah and that's just what they looked like yeah it was so

wild and then it was also like so weird that they were getting married at like 14 yeah oh yeah it was also cringy but i could it was the tlc show that i could not have me in a chokehold i'm so glad you just brought that up because like i totally had forgotten about that show and like i was um you need to go back and watch it because like the amount of work these women were putting in on these dresses to get into those dresses? They were literal the size of a trailer. Yes, and then some of the women that were making them were like, yeah, I'll only do two dresses a year because I'll pay for my whole salary for the whole year

because it also takes me six months to make it. Right, and the crazy thing was that these people literally lived in squalor and they just saved up every single dollar. For the wedding. For the wedding. They didn't spend money on anything else. They lived in campers.

Right, just to save for the wedding. Crazy, also I really liked Wife Swap. Of course. I quote King Curtis like daily. Did you ever watch Sister Wives? Sister Wives? No. I didn't get into that.

It's still on the air. Oh, really? And there's a lot of drama. One of the wives just left. Oh. How long have they been sisters and friends? Well, they have been wives and sisters since I was in high school. That's when I started watching the show.

So 11th grade, like 2011. That's a long standing show. It's a long marriage too. They're all, it's not, they're not jumping from different like men with. There's one man, four wives. Same, same family. This whole time. Yeah.

Wow. It's deep. And they've kind of been run out of like, they used to live in Utah. And then they were, cause polygamy like is not legal. Yeah. So they were like run out of Utah. Then they went to Nevada, then Arizona. And I think they're back in Utah.

It's illegal in at least one state probably Florida, right? I don't think it's illegal anywhere but I'm not 100% sure. You don't think it's legal anywhere? No. I think it might be legal in Nevada. That's it.

Damn. Yeah. So it's really interesting. I'm learning a lot from TLC. Yeah, TLC. We have a few more stories that are brought to you by Manscaped. Ladies, have you started spring cleaning yet?

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No. It's a quote from Clueless. Well, there goes your social life. Sorry. Come on, Shannon. Oops. Okay, next up. This is like the breaking news of the day. I don't know why I buried it.

I thought you were going to have like a really interesting story of why you can't have balls fly at your face. No. When Amber gets a nose job, I can't participate in activities where balls fly at my nose in gym class. This is the breaking news of the day. I don't know why I buried it so hard hard but Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are married. Shook to my core when you told me this. It just happened. I go

yes I go I have chills. Yeah. So basically the Grammys were in Vegas they were there because Travis performed with someone I can't remember. This is confirmed like hundo percentile confirmed. It's from TMZ which pretty much means it's confirmed. Okay. So they were in Vegas and allegedly they eloped at a Las Vegas chapel at 1.30 in the morning, local time. And TMZ has reported, insiders told the outlet that Kardashian 42 and Barker 46 didn't allow the venue to take pictures. They brought their own photographer and security. And the Keeping Up With The Star and the Blink-182 drummer reportedly asked for an Elvis Presley impersonator to officiate the ceremony. However, this will not be the PDA-packed lovebirds' only wedding, according to the report. Sources also said that there will be several other celebrations in the future.

Lots of fanfare, and I quote. So they just got married legally. This reminds me of when Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner got married after the Grammys and Diplo was there because they were getting married abroad and they needed a legal license so they did in Vegas which I thought was like so cute and funny thought it was cute um like his brothers were there because it was like somewhat planned but it was still an allotment so this is just like so uncourtney because she like they're so family oriented yeah wait so her family wasn't there I don't think so they were in Vegas they were so mad that Diplo blew up their spot right I like wish someone blew up their spot I want to see pics from I know I'm sure we actually will see I could see them not doing like a super formal wedding and I could

wait but wait wait never mind I take that back she's never been married before I know and like as much as they're like so kind of like crazy emo weird they're also like very traditional they are so I kind of think we'll be getting like a big catholic wedding they're very religious the Kardashians they are like I thought that the engagement was so like traditional. It was almost kind of choogy. Yes, I completely agree. Like when I saw it, I was like, ew. No, I know.

It's like so not Travis Barker. Yeah, I was like, not the heart-shaped roses. Right, no, it's 100% choogy. I couldn't have said it better myself. Yeah, okay, so I'm shocked that they did that. But also, I'm just going to say, and like I'm I'm shocked that they're they did that but also I'm just gonna say and like I'm standing standing Courtney being happy right now like all the Kardashians are just seeming in the best season falling into the right like dude the right dudes are falling into the

Kardashians yes okay so I am happy for that but I also like low-key think that getting married in Vegas and eloping is also kind of choogy yeah it was cute whenever sophia sophie and um joe did it because because they still had like a full wedding and this was like before you get married in italy you need an american marriage license so it was kind of like two birds one stone it was like a funny cool moment after the grammys right but then it was also you know they're getting married maybe they're doing it abroad too maybe i just feel like it's it's um it's very them in the sense that they're like rocker or whatever. Right, right.

It's very Pam and Tommy. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I guess whatever. I hope that they're like filming this for the Hulu show, which premieres literally in 10 days. They have to. There's no way. I know.

She's been a good sport with that. But Courtney's so like, you know, boundaries, boundaries. Yeah, but she's been a better sport. I feel like she's been showing a lot. Like I would have never guessed she would show like her engagement oh yeah yeah the journey i mean they said that they i don't know a lot of times on reality tv like when people don't have anything to talk about they like say they're going to try for more kids like we've seen that totally on housewives so many times and it's kind of like filler so i'm really hoping that's not the case

because i would love to see a barker dashian child i dead ass think they want to have kids i believe so too because they're so obsessed with one another i'm also just like such a like i will because I would love to see a Barker-Dashian child. I dead-ass think they want to have kids. I believe them. I think so too, because they're so obsessed with one another. I'm also just like such a like, I won't follow the Kardashians into the abyss. So I'm like, I believe them. They want to have babies.

No, and they really said like in no uncertain terms that this show is very different from the E! show. The E! show, especially towards the end, was filled with so much dumb, like fake pranks. I was looking at the pranks like I couldn't. And they made it seem like that's what E! really wanted and that this is very

like documentary style, much more real. So I have to imagine what we're seeing is truthful. That's going to be hard for them because I bet when they showed up to work every day, they're like,

we know we got to do the thing. We got to shake the salads. We got to dress up as each other. We got to call, what's his name? Todd Cranes. Todd Cranes. Auntie Chris.

Like I wonder if they're like damn it's kind of hard to be this real on television work for sure yeah but you know they're also doing it on their own terms just needs to get up and work no you need to get your fucking ass up and work because honestly it seems like no one wants to work these days nobody that's so you just surround yourself with people that want to work um so, so happy for Courtney and Travis. Like I do really stan. Yeah. I need Kim and Pete to like follow in these footsteps because I'm so obsessed.

And I see a bromance brewing between Scott and Pete. They keep like posting each other on Instagram. Scott took a video of, they all have these like really cool golf carts that Chris got them all for Christmas. I saw, I saw. And Pete was driving Kim's pink one. Yes. He like dropped something off at Scott's house and Scott took a video. But Scott and Pete would get along. 100% like degenerative tips. Totally fun. Big degenerative. They're like the spin-off of Jackass. Bad Boys. Yeah. I love it. I love it. They're like a bunch of YouTubers in a mansion that just got all the money.

Yeah. I love that Scott is still in the fold because like even though he's messed up many a time I do have a safe space in my heart for him. I do as well. But he needs to stop with the underage girls. It's odd. It's disgusting. And they all look the same. Exactly.

And they all go through not skinny, not fat. Amanda, we love her. She just talked about how the transcription of like once, it's like the Scott Disick effect after he like,

are they in things with him? They have like the best season of their life. Yes. They become like these classy. Sophia Richie is like unreal. like the best season of their life. Yes. They become like these classy. Sophia Richie is like unreal in the best place ever.

I also like love her. Is it her husband or her I don't know. Is she married. I don't know but he's so sexy to me. Yeah. I don't know what he looks

like because he's like a nobody but yeah but happy for him. Tall and hot. Love that for her. Yeah. OK. Well we do have six stories

just because I thought this was interesting and I wanted to get your take on it. Elon Musk has snagged a Twitter board seat after buying the largest stake in the US social network So Twitter announced this morning via tweet and a filing with US Securities and Exchange Commissions That Elon Musk is obviously known for PayPal SpaceX Tesla is joining the social networks board of directors News broke earlier in the week that Elon had purchased more than 9% stake in the social media company after News broke earlier in the week that Elon had purchased more than 9% stake in the social media company after criticizing its speech policies in late March.

The news that the technology entrepreneur had purchased several billion dollars worth of Twitter stock sent the shares of the company very high yesterday. And then the Twitter CEO announced this morning in a series of tweets saying, I'm excited to share that we are appointing Elon Musk to our board. Through conversations with Elon in recent weeks, it has become clear to us that he would bring great value to our board he's both passionate and intense critic of the service which is exactly what we need on Twitter and in the boardroom to make us stronger in the long term welcome Elon so I'm just like really jealous of the fact that like you know you can like not like something in a company so you just buy it and change it like

I want to have enough money to buy TikTok and then give myself more followers yeah no shadow band i listen to you in here this episode i'm trying to bend we're like air quotes i know i see you pop up on my feed too but i think it does it's very curated to what you want and i want you oh that's so sweet um i think that's iconic to be like not interested in what you're doing i'll buy you right let me just do it better yeah i wonder if he's gonna like really really change it up and do they let board members change it up that much just because they're a board member i don't know right i mean i do think that twitter is obviously like open to his suggestions because he could have bought the nine percent stake and not gotten a board seat but they gave him one yeah right right but also twitter is fucking irrelevant so like elon musk is out here making

news about twitter like they should be grateful they should be giving him more stock agreed there is there are people out there that are twitter stand still they're like only the funny shit happens on twitter and i just don't agree like they're only toxic shit goes down on twitter like if you have a lot of followers on twitter you're toxic yeah and i just like the fact that they make you make such short little blurbs like i have more to say yeah we're long-winded queens nothing comes across correctly on twitter i don't think and i just think i should i want to delete mine. Sorry, Elon. Oh, I deleted years ago. Yeah. I just want to, just, I'm not interested in it. It's just not, it's not even good. It's not fun. Anyway, sorry, Elon. That was a poor business mistake, I think. I know, but I kind of love just like the boss ass energy. Absolutely. Of just buying something

that you need to fix. You know how we're telling you about the bodega. I'm like, I buy the bodega. Yeah. Right. And then they'll start remembering your name. They'll start calling you boss. It's Shannon. No, they'll start calling you boss. It's Shannon. No, they'll start calling you boss. I love that. If you had unlimited money, like what company would you buy? I would really buy TikTok.

I'm dead serious because one, I think it's a good investment. Yeah, I think that's a great investment. And two, like then I would finally get more followers. Yes, I would just like make myself like Tom from MySpace

where everyone, everyone has to make one that's like he's on there. You can't remove him as a friend. And then like everyone I don't like, I would take their... Checks away. Yeah. No, not in their checks.

Their whole accounts. I would disable them. I would just go into the office every day and be like, who's starting stuff on with me today? Yeah. Delete, delete, delete. That's good. Twitter was doing a lot of that as well. Ban, ban, ban.

Yeah. I'm trying to think of a company that I would just... Oh, mayonnaise. I would buy Duke's mayonnaise. Hellman's? Duke's? I'm a Duke's girl. I don't know what that is i'm sorry there's the dukes mayonnaise oh my god there's this like whole skit on youtube that's so funny it's all these like it's like shit southern women say and this like iconic line is like oh she like eats egg salad and she's like oh she

didn't use dukes i've never even heard of dukes dukes is iconic okay so you would buy dukes yeah i actually have a dukes trucker hat and i wear it on airplanes a lot just because a trucker had on an airplane and whatever what kind of changes would you make internally at dukes or nothing you would i would blow their spot i would give them funnier commercials i just really want more i want more people to know about dukes yeah because i never heard of it i don't feel like they're getting the recognition that they deserve i completely agree but when i was on an airplane they were like she was like is that a dukes hat and i was like yeah and she was like oh and i was like, is that a Duke's hat? And I was like, yeah. And she was like, oh, and I was like, good choice.

Unique. Don't come at me. Unique. Starting mayo fights. Don't come at me. I get removed. I get my TSA pre-check taken away for a fight over mayo.

Well, Elon Musk, happy for you. We'd love to see investors investing, you know? That's great. No, it's good for them.

Yeah. If Elon wants to invest in the morning toast, like we believe in free speech and we are beautiful free speech and absolutely we um are beautiful stunning and smart so we'll take an investment we'll take six billion dollars for two percent I'll start when you I love all those tiktoks there are people walking into the boardroom they're like me going to my dad asking I'm asking for six million dollars for zero percent

return I love those tiktoks too um well shannon congratulations you made it through your fast five and actually made it six so it was a little hard for you and i think you did amazing sweetie so much it's honestly it's tense coming in here because you really are just like iconic and i couldn't like uh reverb off of what hannah burner said more than just like it does feel like a check mark and just life to be here and i'm very grateful oh i love you well we're not done with you yet we still have one more segment for you and that's's the Unburden Yourself segment that I'm really excited about. Today's are super funny. And they're brought to you by MVMT.

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And we're just going to try and make them feel better. You know, sometimes it's really hard, but we try not to shame. But like, you know. Yeah. Anything happens. Hello, ladies. This isn't so crazy as I've done much, much worse. But on Saturday, I was out and drunk at the bar.

I was texting this guy that I've been dating to come out, but he wasn't up to it. And it was getting late, so he was likely going to sleep, which is why he didn't answer my last text. At around 12.45, I left the bar, and I would not give up on trying to get him to come over or meet me out. So I texted him a few times in a row saying, SOS and help, are you awake? Of course he FaceTimed me immediately asking if I was okay. I had to pretend that I got spooked by something while I was waiting for my Uber

to not seem like a crazy girl who cried wolf. Anyway, I feel a little insane for it, but I'm glad that I'm getting it off my chest. He still didn't come over. Of course he didn't come over. You're unwell, honestly. Oh, sorry. I'm trying not to shame. That's not good. In the future, like do not waste an emergency. Like that's not good. No man is worth like, you know. Also that is just like, it's not good. Crazy behavior. Like again, not shaming you, but just like it's not good crazy behavior like again not shaming you but just like we are both kind of blown away by this so what does that say i just think moving forward just don't do that ever again i completely agree you could just not do that i don't even i don't know

other ways like send a titty pic like there are other ways to get his attention yeah or just like i think like if a dude isn't giving you attention, like, he'll remember that you didn't care and then they are all the same fucking idiots and they'll love it. It's so sad, but, like, that's, it's so basic. Like, I think people literally have, like, a whole podcast dedicated to dating. And with a hetero relationship and just, like, a straight man, like, all you have to do is ignore them and, like, literally you'll be married in a week. It's so crazy.

They're literally such little titty suckers on their moms at first and then you and they're just like they just need attention so bad and if guy's not talking to you it's because he's talking to someone else because men need constant entertainment and attention and we i just talked about this in my podcast like uh i just think if he's not responding he either is dead ass tired or he's fucking someone else so just we're gonna just have to let that sleeping dog lie it's not that complicated that's what's so sad you know like there's just so many dicks you could hop on like i know many and you sat and you listen to the toaster obviously beautiful stunning and smart so i would just there's no need to jump through so many hoops to get someone's attention and honestly

maybe if like you have to be getting doing all these crazy things to be getting someone's attention like it's not right for you no no no no. No. Find a less sleepy guy. Yeah. Or a sneaky link that's up late. Yeah. And don't make false alarms. That's not cool. No, no. Okay. Good morning, beautiful and stunning, smart Jackie and Claudia.

She meant Shannon for sure. But Jackie is. Yes, of course. Love you, Jackie. I would like to unburden myself from a baby shower incident. I uploaded an Instagram story of the table setting at the baby shower without realizing that there was background audio of my grandmother whispering and asking me how much weight I have lost and me replying to her with the amount. It was live on my story for about two hours.

Hopefully people just thought, hmm, weird flex, but okay. Like I wanted to die and my mamaw was quite remorseful about her comment that was made in public. Love you too. Oh no, I feel, you do not need to unburden yourself from yeah you did nothing wrong like a queen you should be proud of yourself you know you should be telling more people it's a yes it's so hard to lose weight and if you wanted to do it and you did it you accomplished your goal you should be proud of it and this really isn't that bad like think of

all the things your grandma could have said you know my gosh no mamaw should have been shouting this from the rooftop she's just proud of you should have been whispering like not no i think that this is totally fine like you shouldn't be embarrassed at all like it's it's great it's great and you're celebrating your friend's baby like what's better yeah and maybe there was someone who's like been like into you that like didn't know how to like approach you or something and he's like you know i've been noticing that you were looking good my mom's right and this is a great little opener for him right it was a great opener like oh congrats you know maybe he didn't know what to say but now you open the door and then you're going to be married

and you're going to be thanking your grandma. I think you're killing it. And I have put so fucking more like horrible things on my Instagram. Same. Like by accident, like just, oh, I should have unburdened myself this past weekend. Oh yeah, please, what'd you do?

Someone was taking an Instagram story of like all these girly pops, like on the, we were all like cheersing, espresso martinis and- Your nipple? No, no, I wish. In the background, but you didn't see my face, but like I just have a decently recognizable voice. You do. pops like on the we were all like cheersing espresso martinis and in your nipple no no i wish in the background but you didn't see my face but like i just have a decently recognizable voice slash everyone that we were with was all like married and i think if you knew the group you're

with you just knew shannon was saying this and i was like oh my god i was like that's the fifth uncircumcised dick i've seen in the last four months oh my god that is so you it wasn't until like three like two hours later that like because it was one of those things where everyone's like cheers and then we all got back to girly pop talk and then someone started getting so many dms that has like a lot of followers that was like all i can hear is this is my fourth uncircumcised dick in the last five months that is so funny have you ever accidentally like shown your nipple in a dress or anything yeah but um i do it on purpose sometimes i've got that i've got the palest nipples like i do i they are the exact same colors my skin you can't see them like right before i

hook up with someone i'm like giving myself titty twisters trying i'm like wake up wake up wake up because i just like wish they were darker i talked about getting them tattooed on at one point oh wow that's a permanent choice that would have been a permanent choice and they did talk me out of it because they were like do you want to have kids one day and i was like yeah that'd be great you not breastfeed if you have tattoos no that's not it they uh just that your nipples will get larger and then you'll have like a ring tattoo you know what i mean think about that they expand yeah the tattoo doesn't expand correct so that's horrifying so they were like maybe we should just like table this decision and you can

just keep giving yourself titty twisters before you hook up with someone oh my god that is the funniest shit i've ever heard in my life so hard, my nipples got so hard as well from doing that. Oh, my. That is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Well, our third unburden is another social media faux pas. And it's pretty bad. I'm not going to lie. Oh, no.

Hello, Shannon and Claudia. I have had this eating away at me. And I have yet to tell my husband because I'm mortified. I woke up one morning and took a video of my dog. She sleeps at the foot of our bed in a crate. And I thought it would be a cute thing to show what our mornings look like of my dog. She sleeps at the foot of our bed in a crate and I thought it would be a cute thing to show what our mornings look like to my dad. I sent the video to him,

not realizing my husband was completely naked in the background. No. I went back to watch the video a few days later and I realized what I did. I can't say anything to my dad because I was so mortified at what I did and I haven't bothered telling my husband

because I knew he would just be so embarrassed. I can't believe I made such a dumb fucking mistake and I will never take a video while in our bedroom ever again, clothed or not. Love you. Yeah. Never tell your husband and pretend like it never happened. Let your dad think that you don't know what you did.

So just let him think this is his secret to hold on to. Also, it's quite possible. Dads are not the most savvy. It's very possible he has no idea. Or that he didn't. You know how a video is small and then when you click on it, it gets has no idea or that he didn't you know how like a video is small and then when you click on it it gets bigger yeah maybe you didn't open it in the small icon which i feel like the dads are clicking they're not like expanding a video so true maybe that's the thing also your dad either doesn't know or feels wildly uncomfortable because

my dad is just like a savage and he would just text me back immediately and say something like absurd right we don't know her dad's personality. So we have, we're just guessing. He doesn't want you to bring it up either because he would have either tried to make light of it, make a joke, or he would have like, just been like, this is highly inappropriate.

And just let him, oh my, this is like so horrible. Like I hope he doesn't send the video to someone else. Oh my God. Check out not noticing. Look how cute the dog is. Oh no.

The next time you're with him, like dad's are always like, Hey, can you help me with my phone? Just go in and delete it. So he doesn't like have the ability to send it to anyone else yeah and don't ever tell your husband there's no reason to embarrass him like no he doesn't need to know and also don't talk about it with your dad one because that's awkward and two it's very possible you're right like he doesn't know yeah oh my god never tell your husband though that's horrible you have

to be so careful these days that's so i saw the funniest thing once a while ago someone sent me like had some girl like sent um a picture of her engaged like she got engaged and she sent it to live photo yes have you seen that too yeah it went like viral yes honestly good for her for those who don't know this girl like was sending a picture of her engagement ring she was like obviously got engaged maybe on vacation they're like back in the hotel room she's sending a picture of her catering and it's a live photo so if you press it it's like her finger moving and then her man jumping on the bed with his dick fully out so what he actually was doing which is like such a fucking dude move and they love to do this he he was she was showing her ring and then he was sweet helicoptering his dick to the ring he was like being funny i guess like yeah yeah and she was

like oh thank god i didn't get that in the photo but it was a live photo and live photos are so fucking dangerous because they have sound too oh they have sound and i sometimes will send a live photo on purpose because it'll be like the ocean or whatever and like one time i was so embarrassed because i'd hiked not hiked i don't really hike i just like walked upstairs to this like spot to get a picture of the ocean and you could hear me over the crashing waves going and i was mortified i sent it to a boy as well and i was just like that's horrible that is horrible yeah oh man that's i'm also such a creepy sneaky little sleuth that like i knew that this one guy that i was talking to that um i don't talk to him i had to kill him in my head he's the worst actually and um but he would i think he did not realize

he was sending live photos and i was always like because they have sound don't let him i was like never gonna tell him that he was sending live photos because i was like what are we doing yeah of course the stalking is immaculate yes i agree but in the future like if you're sending photos just like always remember about the live photo of it all because it's really live photos are great like when my sister sends me pictures of her daughter like same it's the best because like i hear her like a little voice and she's like running love but like in any other circumstance they're horrifying. So scary. And the sound is just something that you always forget about.

The sound is so attached. Oh, the sound, yes. It's so layered. Don't send live photos. Thank you to everyone who unburdened themselves. If they ever want to write in to us to unburden yourself with something, it's unburdenyourselfs at gmail.com. Shannon, thank you so much for finally being here.

I adore you. The toasters adore you. You're a queen. Tell everyone where they can follow you, where to listen to your podcast, et cetera. My podcast is probably a podcast. My Instagram is probably Shannon Ford. I made this.

Let's talk about the probably. Sorry, let's not end the episode yet. What's with the probably? Wait, I, okay. I'm so sorry to keep doing this, but I have to unburden myself about one thing. I like how you're literally like, oh, I don't think I have anything i don't have anything i went back and

forth on whether or not i should talk about this on the toast yeah you'll probably have absolutely no idea what i'm talking about drama yes okay i do because that was my first intro because like i didn't watch very cavalier and then someone was sending me your instagram stories like years ago but i'm not entirely sure what happened you had some beef with the with toasters no okay so it wasn't well it was toasters but i didn't know okay so this is even funnier because like my friends from back home and like everyone in my friend group was like abort, abort. Like you do not want to fuck with the people. And I was like, whatever. And I just like when someone like when people come with pitchforks, I like come with like a bulldozer. Yeah. I just like, that's just a toxic trait. So basically it was a sub group. It wasn't y'all's

Facebook group. So that's the, that's the whole issue that i that's the issue we have in facebook groups it's like horrible like disgusting shit goes down in facebook groups that aren't yours that use our name right and it's like friends of mine are like what the fuck is this group can you delete it i'm like no i have nothing to do i'm not in this group i don't run this group right but it's like toasters who love shannon ford and they'll start a group and then they'll start saying horrible things and threatening you no so it was like a it was a group of 40,000 was a subgroup. I need to preface a subgroup and it was 40,000 people though. And it was back when I was selling presets and, um, listen, I know you can like give them to your friends and like share the business, do whatever

I get it. But they had this thread where they were, someone's like, I love Shannon's presets. Can you share them here? And again, like I said, I'm not so crazy to be to be like it's stolen digital property but it is to your friends give it to some of your friends do it for sure send it to whoever but like it was a group with 40,000 people and I was just like pretty pissed about it that's piss-worthy and I was like hey and I just remember being like I obviously know this is not the own like the owners of the of the toast but I was like it like could y'all like tell this group to like stop it cut it cut it out yeah and um they came for my fucking jugular oh yeah and i was like not prepared they were like it was like oh you want to take your presets down you're ugly as fuck and i was like what i was like oh my god those facebook groups were so toxic we don't do that anymore they were so toxic but i got a dm

from either you or jackie someone that like literally just responded and was like this is not us and i was like and i was like, this is not us. And I was like, and I was like, it's so embarrassing. They were making us look so bad, like acting like fools. It's a, by the way,

it's a full crime, like to distribute stolen digital property. Like that's like someone, you know, like ripping our audio from our Patreon and when you get it for free, when you get it, when you like get the preset, you do like sign.

Of course. No, it's fully illegal. So anyways, all I know is that I just like popped off for a second and I was like listen you little fucking toaster strudels i was like i don't me who messaged you oh yeah well no it was from the morning toast oh okay wait let me i'm gonna go find it oh yes and maybe you'll be able to see but it was um yeah it'll definitely be right up top um and i was like listen you little fucking toaster strudels we're not doing this and i'm

not scared of y'all and everyone i mean i want to say five minutes later i was issuing public apologies oh literally i found it you mentioned us in your story five times and we wrote that's And I'm not scared of y'all and everyone. I mean, I want to say five minutes later, I was issuing public apologies. Oh, literally. You mentioned us in your story five times. And we wrote, that's not our group. You're like, oh, I thought for sure it was. Well, the owner of that group or whatever it is, deleted the Dropbox files anyway. So justice has been served.

Sorry for tagging you guys. And that was literally 2019, two years later, Shannon Ford coming on the toes. Here we are, full circle. Someone did comment though, when you announced the thing, someone was like, please bring up the OG toast. Here we are, full circle. Someone did comment though when you announced the thing. Someone was like, please bring up the OG drama. Oh my God, I'm so glad you did.

Because honestly, I kind of remember there was drama, but I don't remember like what it was about. And by the way, you're 100% justified. Thanks. Everyone did tell me though, immediately they were like, abort mission, don't fuck with the toasters. And like, you should probably apologize for calling them toaster strudels, which I do, but it is an elite breakfast item.

I like it. By the way, I don't think my father, the inventor of toaster strudels, would be too pleased to hear about this. Thank you. I'm so glad we brought that up. But my initial question was why probably? So it's really, I just had to lean in because I did it in college.

So Twitter, Twitter was huge and there was no such thing as blue check marks yet. So all of these celebrities' names on Twitter were the real, legit, the real Claudia Oshry, whatever. So I thought I was just like so funny. It is funny now that you explained it. And I made mine probably Shannon Port. And honestly, it did get quite a few laughs.

I think it's cute. It was a giggle box. And I kept it. And then I went on the show. Then I moved to Nashville after college. And everyone kind of like, I just love attention. And like people thought it was funny. And they were like, oh, I get it.

That's funny. And then I was on the show. And I really probably, I tried to, I emailed the girl or I DM the girl on Instagram whose name is just Shannon. Right. Her bio literally says she works for Facebook. So I tried to buy it from her and she was like, no. And I was like, oh.

And what about Shannon Ford? Is that taken? Taken. Yeah. No, hers is Shannon Ford. And there was two people. Right. Shannon and Shannon Ford.

At Shannon would be cool. Yeah. It would just be cool. I love people that just have like I'm like what ballers I know I one time tried to reach out to the girl who has Claudia and she never it's like no yeah exactly there's so much power there is there just is so anyways I I was on the show and then my brand started like doing all this and then I just honestly there's a lot of like funny things you can do with it like probably a podcast I didn't have to think twice whenever I was in my podcast right it's a great name for a podcast probably podcast and then like merch like my actually the guy that does my merch he got me this for christmas it's like what does it say probably love but it's funny because dudes at bars will be like you can tell they forgot my

name probably and they like glance down and then they're like oh that's not right hey probably yeah you want to drink um yeah they're like that's not your name so anyways yeah that's that's where probably started and i really just had to lean the fuck into it. I'm so glad we just wrapped that up before because I had so many questions and they've been answered. There you go. Shannon, thank you so much for being here. Your first time on The Morning Toast was a hit success.

I hope you will join us again. I will. Would love to. With pleasure. And that's our show, you guys. Tomorrow, we are back in studio with Paige DeSorbo. And then Thursday. Love.

Unreal. Thursday, Jackie's back remote, so we'll have a nice catch up with Jackie on Thursday, and then I'm headed to Chicago on Friday. There are 30, well last time I checked, 30 seats left at the Chicago Theater, which is so crazy. I do believe they consider that a sell out, but I'd really like to sell the extra 30,

so girlwithnojob.com slash tour, and then Kansas City on Sunday. Hope everyone has an amazing day. Don't forget to follow Shannon on Instagram, listen to her podcast, she's a queen. We love you guys, have an amazing day, and we'll see you tomorrow. Bye.

Bye.