The Toast - S5 Ep4: From Iconic to Moronic: Thursday, January 6th, 2022

Episode Date: January 6, 2022

Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson catch rays in Bahamas together (Page Six) (7:58) Corey Gamble shows off Tristan Thompson jersey amid paternity scandal (Page Six) (12:15) Chris Noth's And Just Like That Scene Filmed in Paris Cut amid Sexual Assault Allegations: Report (PEOPLE) (17:25) 2022 Grammy Awards Postponed Due to 'Uncertainty' Surrounding the COVID-19 Omicron Variant (PEOPLE) (26:17) Kanye West, Billie Eilish to Headline Coachella: Swedish House Mafia in the Mix (Variety) (27:49) Real Housewives of Orange County Recap (35:24) The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday, the Thursday of the longest week of all time. Hey, Claude, how are you doing? Hello, Jacqueline. This is literally the longest week of all time. Thank you so much for pointing that out. Yeah, no, I felt it to be important. Last night, I was sitting in bed and I was like, it's only Wednesday. This is criminal. bed and I was like it's only Wednesday this is criminal and then my night really took a turn for the worst and we are a little late on delivering today's podcast and I just need to own up to that and explain what happened here starting at 4 a.m my smoke detector alarm started going off beeping once every 30 seconds I was like laying in bed up timing it and it just stopped we had to change the battery and it was atrocious I was up from four to five because I couldn't fall back asleep with it in the background it like it didn't keep

me up after that but like it was so annoying I had white noise on I had my noise canceling airpods and I could still hear it and I was like well we definitely can't podcast if that's gonna beep once every 30 seconds I will drive people insane no that's a particular type of torture especially if you're trying to sleep yeah and I was just like so worried about Bruno but I checked in on him and he was sleeping like a little baby I guess it was just me these days I'm a light sleeper it's the body's way of getting you ready for motherhood so I've heard so I wake up at anything and then I can't fall back asleep touch toucharch. Tarch. But here we are and it's off. So I have peace in my home. There's nothing like peace in your own home. No, there is not. How are you doing?

I'm good. We have a great episode for you guys. Oh my god, haircut. You didn't really like say anything since we've been on this interface well i actually i didn't notice it when you were combing your hair which is like a new thing that you like to do while we podcast from home well okay podcasting from home i don't have a desk my desk quote unquote is my vanity while my makeup so i'm sitting in front of like you know combs brushes makeup makeup brushes how am i not supposed to touch them and use them I know it's really it's trying but it's extremely trying I did see your new layers and I was like I'll wait till the show to address the haircut in the room and it looks so fabulous thank you it's like a very subtle

haircut but for me it's like I feel like a completely different woman and it's like is everyone looking at my hair I think that they are I actually knew that you were coming on here with your fresh haircut so I was like okay I have to do my hair today and I need something to cover my big fat face because yesterday was just a whole lot of face so I did my hair and I have you to thank for that it's a pleasure I have you to thank for making me so. You know that song? No. Gavin DeGraw? Mm-mm.

Oh, my God. You haven't lived. No, I'm so sorry. Where is Gavin? We need new music. Looking for Gavin. We're a very low-key guy, constantly, you know, coming up for air and then going back down. It's been a while since we got new music.

It always slaps. He's one of my favorite artists probably of all time like he's like kelly clarkson level to me in that like pantheon of just can do no wrong and i would like to put it out there i'd like to manifest in like the word the buzzword of 2022 i'd like to manifest some new gavin de grau music it's going to happen unless you say it out loud. That's not how I roll, but that's what the kids are doing. They're manifesting things. And there's something to all of this. I don't know. They really think they're doing something and I'm not convinced. But I don't want to yuck someone's yums. And one member of the manifestation crew is the snatchler. so I just I'm gonna leave it

at that speaking of not doing something I do have to let you know that I did not watch the real housewives of orange county last night what happened I went out to dinner and it just like it wasn't in the cards it wasn't in the curds okay well I watched this week and last week so I'm all caught up and I will give you my thoughts it's pretty good it's all over the place and I just need to parse out how I'm feeling but I feel like it has the makings of like really good groundwork for a really good season just this Noella girl is confused she's off the charts she's confusing I'm confused and we will have to break it down so that's sad that you didn't watch but everyone's entitled wasn't it wasn't oh what man I have this handheld mirror and I remember last night when I was like doing my makeup the handheld mirror fell off my table and I just realized it's

completely shattered is that seven years of bad? It depends if you subscribe to those notions. Okay, so I don't. Yeah, no, I use a handheld mirror that is cracked, that's been cracked for two years, and I still use it every day. So I guess that's technically bad luck. I should throw it away, but I don't want to get it. It still works. I can still see myself.

Oh, but now I'm just like looking at the mirror and it's haunting me. Throw it away. I will, now that I know about it not your problem not my problem well we have a lot to talk about today and then we'll recap Real Housewives of Orange County I also started a new book last night my eight months in I'm finally reading my first pregnancy book oh good it's called Expecting Better by Emily Oster my doctor recommended it and so far I'm really enjoying it but like all of my dreams last night were like pregnancy statistics yeah and that's just not somewhere I want to be so I'm going to try and read it like more in the afternoon

and not right before bed otherwise like my brain is going into like charts mode yeah no you're consumed with the pregnancy yeah but and I'm every time I'm like reading a new chapter I'm like fuck I should have read this in the beginning but no one really like vehemently recommended any books to me and so far like everything that she's saying that you should do like um there's nothing that was like oh fuck I did that and I shouldn't have except for the time I um tuna fish I just it was what was it good you know what it wasn't once it was twice and um it was good but i hope those mercury levels i hope everything's okay i think you're okay okay but if not blame ben he forced it on me when in doubt blame ben 100 how is ben doing anything

he's doing very very well um he's not here right now which is why it's so quiet and just a like perfect way environment for podcasting because ben's toxic energy's not here right now which is why it's so quiet and just a like perfect way environment for podcasting because ben's toxic energy is not here i understand completely and you have the piece we have do and brew in the background and they we do have a live studio audience so that's really exciting everyone's been asking us to like get people. Fan Fridays are back. Fan Fridays are back. Two seats, do and brew. Sometimes, maybe, if her mother will allow it. Magoo. Ugh, I miss Magoo.

So yeah, I think we should dive in. I have nothing to say in the TV recap, but lots to say elsewhere. Okay, so without further ado, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And today's episode is brought to you by BetterHelp.

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for the region, Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson were snapped enjoying each other's company in the Bahamas on Wednesday. Paparazzi caught the two walking on a dock together after disembarking from a boat for their daytime date. Kim wore an all black ensemble, a plunging black top that looks like a one piece bathing suit with a black Louis Vuitton backpack and slip with. Sorry, he was wearing that. She was wearing a black plunging black top and baggy distressed denim paired with matching shades. And he was wearing a blue letterman jacket with cream colored sweats underneath and his Louis Vuitton backpack. Okay.

I'm sorry. Kim's jeans were out of control. Do you know how hot it is in the Bahamas? Like, what are you doing? I, I'm hesitant to comment on Kim's fashion because I feel like, you know, I'm commenting on Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel. Painting 100%. And who am I?

But what? Like, this was. No, by the way, outside of the environment that she was in, the outfit is, you know, like, objectively cute. But what are you wearing big old jeans for on the beach? I have no freaking clue. That was really shocking. They're so mismatched.

Neither of them, they don't look like they're going to the the same place and neither of them look like they're in the Bahamas the jeans were really shocking but again like I really try to just let go and like let Kim do her fashion thing and I'm sure like in two years I'll be wearing baggy jeans on the beach because that's just how no I can actually assure you that I will never be doing that and what like looking at those pictures was giving me armpit sweat i'm like do these people not get warm yeah no it was it wasn't the aesthetic that i was looking for but i'm still happy to to have the pictures well it was a watershed moment it's the first photo of them that i've seen that's like somewhat visit like the one that we have from you know knott's berry farm or whatever it's called was blurry and dark like for me this is a real photo of them and it's high quality and it's

it's like crazy well we have we have a few things like we've had like fans like seeing them at the movie theaters in staten island where like they were together we had you know them with flavor flavor but yeah this these are like photos that should be iconic, but the outfits are making them iconic for the wrong reasons. No, these are photos that should be iconic, but the outfits are making them moronic. Yeah, yeah. And it pains me to say that. But I do believe this is the first paparazzi photo of them, correct? Together.

I can't decipher what's paparazzi and what's like fans. No, I'm not talking about fans. But the fans have gotten some good stuff of them. Yeah, but it's not like premium. Like this is really premium. Like I could see, you know, the pores on Kim's face. Like it's really high quality. Yeah, but the outfits are so low quality

it really took away from this really special moment. I agree. It's an extremely confusing photo because you would see those two people and you'd be like oh they're going to a winter wonderland themed party and then they're literally on the beach yeah also she posted a selfie like a bikini selfie today so it's like she's you know doing the vacation thing where was that picture where's that paparazzi photo she's posting in real time yeah no but it's like okay so you're wearing a bikini in the bahamas like can we see that right right right like where did the jeans go where did the jeans go they need to go into i mean incinerator and that's just insane to me they were the biggest pair of jeans they probably take up so much space

in her suitcase like how does she have space to pack other things? Those are some big jeans. They're enormous. I hope that that trend just does not trickle down to me, honestly. But I can't help. You never know. You never, you really never know. And I'm sure in two years I will look back at this and be clowning on myself. But I really don't think so. I just want to say, like, I don't dislike the jeans.

Like, I think objectively they look cute. It's just an unnecessary place to be wearing them beyond beyond okay yeah yeah it definitely took away from this really special moment though it is still incredibly special agreed are you ready for our next story some more kardashian news these are the only people making news these days and i was thinking about it and i was like you know what i think it is because when i'm reading the stories it's like either it's the Kardashians and like what their farts smell like or it's like every celebrity has COVID right now no you're right they're the only people keeping it interesting in Hollywood and they're putting the industry and the town on their back but it's because I think

like everyone has COVID so they're not and I mean like so and so having COVID like isn't news so they're all we're talking about. Yeah, I thought of that yesterday. How like literally our whole show is always about the Kardashians. It comes in waves. But I do feel like this week in particular, because everyone else is sort of out of commission. 100%.

But Corey Gamble is showing off support for Tristan Thompson with a jersey with his name on it amid the paternity scandal. Kris Jenner's boyfriend, Corey Gamble, made a surprising show of support for Tristan on Tuesday, holding up the NBA player's number 13 jersey for paparazzi in L.A. Gamble had attended Thompson's Sacramento Kings losing game against the L.A. Lakers, which came on the heels of him copping to the paternity suit against him. Wait, Tristan plays for the Sacramento Kings? Yeah, I learned that yesterday, too. That's really sad.

Where was he last playing? He was playing in Boston. Yeah, and the Cavaliers at one point. So Sacramento, I mean, if they were still trying to work it out. It's in New York I mean not New York I love Sacramento New York this time of year so beautiful it's in California yes logistically I'm just talking about like his career I didn't know that like the way that I perceive the NBA and again that's just this is just my own unique um POV it's like the Sacramento

Kings no shade to their fans is like one of the most like broke down unwell like franchises it used to be owned by the Maloofs I never have spent time thinking about the Sacramento Kings and if you asked me two days ago what the Sacramento team name was I don't know if I could have given you an answer well that was the other thing I was like and maybe I'm actually just making this up. I was pretty sure the Sacramento Kings changed their name. Did they not? Why would they change it? They were in desperate need of a rebrand.

You're asking the wrong girl. But I don't think. But I guess if the article says the Sacramento Kings. It doesn't. I don't think that they did. There's a lot. There's been a lot of changes with sports teams. But I think it's like more so like the so like the LA Rams, the Chargers,

like those football teams. I haven't seen, not that I would see, but I haven't heard about basketball teams. No, I just like, in my mind, I was living in a world where they changed their name. But in the actual world, I don't think that that happened. I don't think it happened too, but Tristan did join the team and Corey seems Corey seems to be supporting him what are your thoughts

people are are extremely pressed I'm extremely disappointed in Corey I'm not really sure what he he was signaling like is it you know what was he saying with the jersey like I i can't imagine how someone could even defend tristan that's why i'm like struggling with i think i think what he's saying with the jersey is like tristan's my boy and he's made mistakes but like he's still family yeah or even friend and i have to be honest i know people like are enraged about this sort of and expect like me to have that same energy but this doesn't really bother me like if the whole family were like supporting him and having his back sorry it bothers me i would be confused but like if one member of the family like wants to stand by tristan or like be there for him okay agreed if it comes like actually like in a personal on a

personal sense like standing by them but you know, Khloe has been so publicly embarrassed by this man so many fucking times that right now he doesn't really need anyone, like, publicly standing up for him. Like, that actually pisses me off. And I'm really disappointed in Khloe because he should know better. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, I just would hope that, like, whatever, like, that Khloe is fine with this. And I feel like she might be.

I feel like she doesn't want everyone to just up and leave him you know if he if him and Corey are really good friends then maybe Corey should be there for him and he just like showed off the jersey and I don't know it didn't really like bother me so much maybe it should no it's just and Corey is a king so like I just trust his judgment well that's the thing Corey is a king so it's like where is he going with this I think he's like going to be like a good friend you know but it's just not adding up but what if they were like really good friends before and now he's like me obviously made this mistake what do you do it's tough but you side with the family always yeah but maybe they're not requiring people to take sides i don't know it's just different because it's true dad he's

never he's not going anywhere, really. Right. That's the thing. This person's in their life forever. And I have to imagine Corey is very much like a peacemaker in the family. Yes. And constantly bringing people together. So I imagine that that's, this is his way of doing that, but it's too soon.

Okay. That's fair. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story yes ma'am chris noth is being cut from and just like that season finale he filmed in paris and those scenes are now cut amid sexual assault allegations the upcoming season finale for and just like that will reportedly no longer feature chris noth his character mr big previously spoiler alert big spoiler died in the first episode um but they were screen they were

seen photographed filming in paris and he was supposed to be in the season finale and now he will not be how a ghost flashback not that i watch yeah maybe now no more i mean this really doesn't disrupt a storyline at all if he's already dead so it's not a big deal they're really doing anything or making any hard decisions 100 they're so brave like we're cutting a dead person out they're so brave yeah i agree i don't really care like now that he's dead bye yeah okay well we were curious to see what sort of position they would take on everything that happened they all put out some lukewarm statements and now they're cutting him from a scene that was probably irrelevant to begin with so still doing the least you know I was going to say the three of them did like pen a letter together supporting the women who spoke forward um but yeah very much not making

a thing of this yeah okay cool have you still been watching the show i have um the new episode came out today so i obviously haven't seen that yet but the most recent episode like was kind of crazy really yeah i still stand by that like i i't know if – I honestly can't tell if you would like it because some episodes are really good and some episodes are really bad. But for the most part, like I really just am enjoying it. It's a quality show like with quality writing, quality characters who you've known and loved for years. And it's just like a fun thing to go on. And honestly, the best part is when new episodes come out, like people's hot takes on TikTok are really premium because so much of the shit that goes down in the show is so unbelievably stupid. And it's fun to see people all over the world talking about it on TikTok.

That's fun. And you do love to be a part of something. Precisely. Okay. So you're a part of this. I still don't think I will watch it. I came close to starting Emily in Paris last night and I was just like, no. No, seriously.

Like I'm telling you, don't. I would rather read a book by an economist about the statistics of pregnancy. That's really where I went. I was like, I do not have – I just – I'm on such a different wavelength than Emily. Do you know what I mean? And as you should be because Emily is an unwell, disturbed sociopath. It's the worst fucking show. And i really don't think you should bring that energy into your pregnancy right now like you're an extremely sensitive time in your life so i

honestly don't know if i'm going to watch it because i had the opportunity i had the time i had the energy and i chose not to so it might have just removed itself from my content plate seriously don't do it like for real i wish I could get back those eight hours. Oh, by the way, are you following this Jeopardy thing? No, but I saw that you are, and I want you to explain it to me. Okay, so there's a contestant who is, her name is Amy, and she, side note, was also recently just robbed, which was very bizarre. That's what I saw.

Yeah, but beyond that, she had gained, like, some fame because she's on her way to, I think last night was her 26th win in a row. She's almost at a million dollars won. She's so smart. Like, I watched last night's episode, Jackie. It wasn't even a competition. She was ahead by $30,000. It is, it's just like, oh, and Ken Jennings is hosting currently.

He's the person who currently holds the most wins how many wins in her way how many wins and how much money does ken jennings have i'm not entirely sure um let's google ken's ken jennings win streak here and second question was the oh my god what he won 74 shows and 2.5 million dollars damn and my next question amy what's her name was the robbery related at all to this current jeopardy streak no it's just incredibly like weird timing because she's in la filming these episodes wow that's crazy and she's okay she's okay she's okay to the show she's okay she was she was okay her name is amy schneider and she is i think on her 20th win she's got a waste 26th that's what you said she's got a ways to go if she's gonna beat

ken jennings at his own game. But I feel like if he's the host now, he's going to try and trip her up. But I'm telling you. He's not going to let her. This woman couldn't be stopped. And you know what? I knew a Jeopardy clue last night from, like, The Crown. What was it?

So the category was antonym. And it was, the A was in quotes. So they were giving definitions of words. And you had to guess the antonym and it was uh the a was in quotes so they were giving definitions of words and you had to guess the antonym of that definition that starts with an a so it was to take the throne so the antonym of taking the throne abdicating the throne and they didn't get it i was literally screaming at my fucking tv i'm like abdicate bitch abdicate amy didn't get it no it was chantal one of the girls oh my god stressful and by the way amy's so good she's not even just winning like they literally interrupted the game last night and was like oh you know she guessed for the same category she guessed ambiguous when when the answer was actually, another word that starts with A.

Arbitrary. Oh, yes. Oh my God, very good. So she guessed ambiguous, which wasn't the correct answer. And then like two minutes later, the judges were like, actually your answer was technically correct, Amy.

And they gave her the money. Wow, so she's changing. She's so smart. She's changing the game. Right, like she's creating answers that even the experts didn't even think of damn i hope she goes far but i know that ken's not gonna let her beat him she already has gone far and that is so funny no but like she she has ways to go if she wants to you know come for ken's throne no but it's just been a really long time since I think someone has made this many, this long of a run.

And what's her personal story? What's her background? What does she do? She's a trans woman and she's an engineering manager. I'm not sure what that means. Like, does she have hobbies that have allowed her to know all this stuff? Okay, like, I didn't read her autobiography. No, but, like, I do wonder, people who are so well-versed in trivia, like, how do they know all this stuff i didn't read her autobiography i do wonder people who are

so they know all well versed in trivia like how do they know all of this is it part of their job is it just like for fun no and some people definitely have like niche knowledge on random trivia but like you to know everything from like architecture to plants composers to pop culture even like there's sometimes more often than not like current events so i don't know i don't know what you do for a living or what your interests are that get you to know that much stuff yeah okay unless you work in academia yes but even still you would have a specialized subject subject makes you think unless you're like a homeroom teacher and you or no it's or your substitute 100 okay are you ready for our next story only if it's a story that's brought to you by manscaped cheers to the new year and making resolutions you can actually keep

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The Recording Academy and CBS announced in a joint statement on Wednesday that the award show would be postponed amid the ongoing COVID surge. So does that mean they're not announcing like the nominees either? I don't know. I guess not. I mean, I'm sure they're hoping that they can do it like a month later or something and just move on but they're gonna have to make some decisions soon right because it's like you're fucking with the timetable of like when when music released is considered for what years yeah yeah and then eventually like if they put it on too long like

then we're into the next year and i mean maybe they should just do it without a show and just like announce the nominations and then just take me back to such dark times yeah yeah it's so upsetting and also like we're coming into award season so if the grammys are already you know putting the brakes on then i'm sure a lot of first of all that and golden globes isn't even happening Yeah but that has nothing to do with COVID That has to do with them being a fraudulent organization But then the other shows Like who wants to be the one show That's you know

They all sort of follow each other The super spreader So this is crazy news for the Grammy world And also like a bummer for any big artists of this year Who would have been you know sweeping Olivia Rodrigo Olivia Rodrigo Yeah

Yeah totally So we'll keep you posted on that who would have been, you know, sweeping. Olivia Rodrigo. Olivia Rodrigo. Yeah. Yeah, totally. So we'll keep you posted on that. And our fifth and final story, if you're ready for it. Why don't you sing it today and I'll play percussion, okay? Okay. Okay. It's the final story. Do-do-do-do.

Do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do. story. It's not. It doesn't sync up. We'll go acapella. It doesn't. That's a magic number. No, that's the instrumental version. Oh, that's what I meant. Not acapella, moron. Damn, it doesn't sync up. My God, it's like I don't even know music. Truly. Our fifth and final story is a little Coachella news. Kanye West, Billie Eilish will headline Coachella, and Swedish House Mafia has been added to the mix.

So we recently reported that Travis Scott, who was set to headline Coachella, is no longer headlining and instead Billie Eilish Billie Eilish and Kanye are slated to headline the 2022 Coachella festival and now also as an aside Swedish House Mafia has been added to the bill so okay also this is another situation where it's like who even knows if Coachella is going to happen at this point all right but let's operate as if it is. Oh, my God.

This is so depressing. Like, I refuse to give in. Like, for real. It's happening. Just like, let it be. Are you going to go to Coachella? No. I know you.

Oh, I'm not saying I want it to happen because, like, I care about the music. I just, like, I cannot. I'm getting so many bad vibes this week. Like. Yeah. No, you just want to keep moving forward. I just want to keep live events on. Yes.

But I mean, this is like, assuming Coachella happens, this is great news for the fans. I mean, Billie Eilish has performed a number of times, and Kanye will be a great headliner. So I feel like it all works out. So if I asked you you in your opinion who what is swedish house mafia what would you say to that that's a really interesting question i would say that they are the original like house music guys

i think it's no totally I think it's three people and you know who any of them are that's my I just know that like one of them I believe at one point had a wife who was on the show on e about Europeans living in LA what that is not what I was expecting you to say that's what i think about i need to google it well because i like wanted to tell you the three people in swedish house mafia are already on their own all three enormous djs it's axwell steve angelo and sebastian ingroso and i just thought that was interesting like yeah no i'm 100 right i just googled it isabel adrian she was on euros the show euros of hollywood damn he has really tried a lot of crap over the years to like remain relevant after

the kardashians and she is married to steve angelo and so she was like there were some of the other people in the cast either were djs or you know had like dj associations and she was the creme de la creme because she was married to steve angelo's swedish house mafia yeah you'd think like she'd be too good for that show yeah honestly the show was pretty good everything on e just like is so sad no e has had some good shows and i don't know why they get why they can't get their shit together yeah there were some really interesting cast members um oh yeah have you heard of bliona do you ever watch his show bliona is like a huge i've never even heard of it bliona is a huge um albanian singer she's like the share of albania wow it's like caprice

from ladies of london yeah no it was a really good show. Justice for Heroes of Hollywood. I didn't see myself going down that road today. You know what's so weird? Like, I don't think I can remember a time when you brought up like a cultural reference that I've never heard of. I've never heard of the show. It was only, I think it was a one season wonder. Your favorite.

I mean, that's the only shows i watch no but there's something about e like someone i don't understand like what goes on there but they are doing a new show i saw a commercial um relatively famous where it's like children of famous people are like going to a farm or something so it's trying to be like filthy rich cattle drive. Yeah, it's giving like I'm a celebrity. Get me out of here. Okay, who's on it? Anyone we know?

The commercial was like really poorly produced because they didn't tell me any of the famous people who were on. Oh, well, we could also just Google it. Relatively famous cast. Ranch rules. Yeah. Okay. I don't know any of these people. Oh, really?

Mm-hmm. Like in a very real way. Well, that makes it like not fun, but it seems like a good idea. Yeah, it does seem like a good idea. But I mean, maybe when they explain who they are, like, but I mean, the only name I recognize there's one Hasselhoff but not the one from Rich Kids was there a Hasselhoff in Rich Kids I think so Haley yeah yeah yeah I was actually thinking about Rich Kids at Beverly Hills yesterday great show great show great launching platform for so many of my favorite people to follow on Instagram. 100% agreed. So those are the fast five. I feel as though you

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and was just like having a breakdown like emotionally and also just like being drunk. And Nicole was like being the sort of friend, I guess she wasn't being like so cuddly and like keeping and like comforting, but it was just like, we need to get the fuck out of here. Like you're, they're already there. It was such a crowded restaurant.

They're already showing up with cameras and like this girl is having an actual breakdown. Like I kind of really appreciated Nicole's approach so I watched that episode the one from two weeks ago and I actually didn't see it that way I actually thought Nicole was being hella rude and that like knowing now that Noella was probably still super drunk I still think Nicole was fucking rude no like they showed flashbacks of like all the times Noella ordered a drink so it's clear that they were there for a very long time so it's not like she just started crying and she was like let's you know let's split. Right. But she was just being quite emotional. I

find the whole Noella divorcing I mean it's really first of all it's bizarre to come onto a show and then episode two like your husband's serving you but I went to Noella's Instagram because um I just wanted to see like how thirsty she is compared to you know she said Jen was really thirsty which was one of the funniest reads of all time like coming for her for tagging her in a photo of herself which I actually I would never say it to someone but that is such a red flag as a as a person textbook thirst textbook thirst like here's a picture of myself and I'm going to tag all of the like semi influential people

that I know. Like I. No it's weird. No it's so weird. But I would never actually let someone know that's why I didn't like them. So I. But I understood completely what Noella was saying. Anyway so I was like I'll go to her Instagram and see like what she's about.

And it turns out that when her and her husband signed up for the show they had to go through a background check. And the background check exposed his tax issues and I guess that given that he wanted to pull out from the show and was like insisting that they pull out and she felt like and these are her words that you know the show at that point was the only thing holding him accountable for all of his lies and you know everything was coming to light so then he splits and now she's like left picking up the pieces and I'm just finding it I kind I mean I hate to agree with

her but I'm kind of with Jen where it's like this isn't adding up like the whole thing is so crazy and I feel like some of the women just want to be there for her and I appreciate that and that's a really sweet thing to do but like there's something we've seen so many housewives like go through it at this point that like now I'm skeptical and I'm cynical and I'm just like there's something weird here Jen says that they're not actually married I think that they I don't think that that's true because like she did get served with papers but like her just reactions to everything and like I am just not fully buying it I think there's like so much more to this story I can't even fathom what the truth could be also it seems like a lot of the women are like slowly turning on Noella like Heather is because Noella like said talked a little bit of crap about Heather she

like called her fake two times and back up back to heather heather gets like is pretty chummy with jen and obviously jen and noella are like boiling water i watched the episode and you know heather went over to jen's house and like i just find it so amusing how everyone acts around heather like so desperate to be her friend so desperate to make a connection so desperate to be relevant and the Jen scene like was uncomfortable I'm not gonna lie yeah I didn't expect them to get along but I guess anyone who like acts in deference to Heather is going to be a friend of Heather's speaking of Gina but I actually really like their friendship they went to the racetrack and I considering I really like Gina and Emily like if they I just I think they're friends with Heather more than just because she's like Heather Dubrow I think Gina and Heather like just are two

people who naturally click and like you can't help who you click with so 100% the dynamics are interesting because they're like shifting and there's like a lot of cross-contamination like there's no clear sides or anything but there's people who just like aren't getting along with other people but there are also some real friendships forming so I think that that is a good playing field for the rest of the season but we need to figure out what's going on with Noella there's something about noella yeah she it's it's something's off for sure with her story i will catch up on that because actually i'm interested also her husband was like on tiktok like making all these videos like addressing confronting like shit that she said about him on the show

yep and they're like going back and forth on instagram like putting out videos about like what's happening and who's been there for their kid and like how you know her credit cards are cut off and all she has is a credit card on amazon and instacart and that's how she's gotten by and it's like this is a lot of information for people who you didn't like for fans who have been around for four weeks it's a lot so i'm i'm cautious i'm not like fully just like feeling one way or another yeah well thank you for the debrief thank you for being you thank you for shining debrief. Thank you for being you. Thank you for shining a light in this world. And thank you guys for listening to the morning toast for me.

Yeah. You. Oh my God. I like need a manicure. Oh, you guys so much. Me too. Ooh, me too.

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