The Toast - S5 Ep41: Alphabet Trauma: Thursday, April 7th, 2022

Episode Date: April 7, 2022

The Kardashians on ABC Recap Pete Davidson gifted Kim Kardashian their ‘SNL’ costumes for Valentine’s Day, Kourtney Kardashian defends sham Vegas wedding: We’re not ‘fake married�� (Page Six) The Weeknd demands Kanye’s $8.5M Coachella paycheck, threatens to pull out (Page Six) Eboni K. Williams claims ‘RHONY’ cast were ‘unwilling’ to negotiate with her (Page Six) Kit Kat Releases a New Blueberry Muffin Flavor and We Tried It (PEOPLE) The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday. Happy day where Claudia and Jackie are back together after a week of utterly fabulous co-hosts. Like, I'm feeling quite small. No, no. Because, like, I'm sorry, but like Shannon and Paige are just like two of my queens. And so to even be like included in the same week and breath as them, like I'm feeling humbled. Yeah, no, I was actually talking yesterday about how like you really should be doing these episodes because like you're obsessed with Shannon. You're obsessed with Paige.

Like so am I. But like you were like pioneering Shannon and Paige within the toast. Shage. So while we are devastated, heartbroken, and remiss that you weren't able to be there, I hope you enjoyed the episodes and I hope everyone enjoyed them. I did. It's really a treat for me. I haven't finished the Paige episode because for this week, like, I couldn't just listen

to this podcast. Like, these girls are visual experiences. And they both showed up in looks. And it's just, it's such a form of respect the way that they came dressed to the toast, you know? And it's such a form of respect, the way that they came dressed to the toast, you know? And it's such a form of disrespect how I showed up. No, I mean, you respected everyone with the wonderful interviews you're conducting, asking the pertinent questions, and just giving us flames episodes. They're flames. Flameo.

They're flames. And I feel like I speak for everyone so before we get into this episode I just want to take a moment to say thank you for the premium content like one for you know picking up the slack but two the toaster in me is just like thankful for the content like I'm living for it uh Henry represent but there is just nothing like a Jackie and Claude podcast only episode like just can't wait to get unhinged with my girly catch up on herey how's little herey doing wondering where's my auntie why doesn't she come and visit me she's so busy being a famous celebrity star right yeah and he was like mom i'm old enough can we watch her comedy special i was

like no harry she says the D word. Darn, darn, darn. Darn, darn, darn. You know, I don't think we're there yet, but we're not that far away. No. And he just like loves to laugh. He really loves comedy and he knows it's more personal than breast milk. It is more personal than breast milk. And even still, he loves it so much. But young Harold is doing so good. he's so cute and sweet i pumped right before this session so hopefully that will tide him over and i can podcast for hours with you uh because there's there's food in the fridge for him good good i'm so proud of you i know that's like one of your major goals breastfeeding wise and speaking of breastfeeding jackie did a stunning beautiful and smart i don't know why i'm saying all of our like acronyms backwards today i did like heartbroken remiss

devastated um maybe like not to be one of those people but maybe like mercury's in metro grade oh girl get out of here this is the wrong podcast for that no totally but there's something out of balance in your chakras well there's something out of balance in your chakras too because you finally have a supply so oh my god rude breastfeeding breastfeeding moms come for her please don't cover me it was a joke and like it's true you finally have a supply breastfeeding mamas descend no don't don't throw the mamas on me mamas get her no you're so fucking rude camille because i i didn't mean to be rude i don't finally have a supply i pumped one session like in place of breastfeeding like during this show you got a

supply come on yeah that's not how you said it oh no that's how i said it yeah woo supply yeah mama's getter no please seriously i've had like a hard week Please don't come for me That's just what you need to wrap up your week Like a little hate from the breastfeeding community 100% you know I haven't experienced hate from the breastfeeding community In a few years and I kind of miss them I think it's time

Go get her girls Lay off seriously But what I was going to say was that Jackie did a gorgeous podcast episode on our Patreon All about breastfeeding so if you Are a breastfeeding girly, you have any questions, she did like a big long episode by herself discussing the journey. Yeah. And I've gotten so many great positive messages from it. Like people just enjoying, you know, the honesty and also people sharing their experiences who started out like me and things that really help

them. And I'm just I'm loving everyone's DMs I don't really respond to my DMs because um that's just a personal choice based on years of experience but I do want you guys to know that I really do see them and they mean a lot okay good good to know yeah I'm responding to everyone constantly do you respond to your DMs yeah like if the DM is about me yeah no but like you're so beautiful and smart oh thank you you respond to your DMs? Yeah, like if the DM is about me. Yeah, no, but like you respond to... Claudia, you're so beautiful and smart. Oh, thank you. You respond to everyone? No, no, no.

But I try to get to a lot of them. That's nice of you. Yeah. I mean, when you're like so popular, you just have like so many. There's so many. You wouldn't have time for anything else. Oh, you know what I did last night? I went, I did a panel at the 92nd Street Y with Matt James and Jason Tardik to celebrate

Jason Tardik's new book. And it was like so fun. And I feel like there were a lot of toasters in the audience. Like I did feel like, you know, I think Tyler Cameron canceled last minute and that's why they asked me to come super last minute. So I was feeling like, you know, a Bachelor Nation hanger on her. But there were a lot of toasters in the audience and I just wanted to thank them for not making me feel like a nobody because I was like like low-key nervous so you were a panelist

or a moderator yes panelist and what sorts of questions were you asked it was very business savvy because you know Jason's book is all about like restarting your career um entrepreneurial tips things like that so he was asking a bunch of questions to me and Matt about like just business tings, like negotiating deals, being, I mean, I literally like was being like so funny. I think I ruined the panel. Like just we were not on track. Like he had all these questions and I don't think we got to literally two of them because I was just like being funny.

Oh, we love that for you. Yeah, I was really particularly unhinged on this panel last night. Like beyond my normal. I think that's what panels need because they can get a bit dry. And I think that's that's why they invited me. I think so too. They knew what they were getting with you. But how was Bachelor Nation. I saw you were with like a bunch of bachelor influentials. Yes. So a bunch of people came to support like Rachel Kirkconnell Hannah G. And I was just like backstage with like all these bachelor peeps like they were all talking and I was just like backstage with like all these bachelor peeps.

Like they were all talking and I was just like being quiet. Oh, really? Yeah, I was just listening, honestly. How was everyone in person? We've never met Hannah G before. No, she's literally gorgeous. Like beyond, it's like not even right and it should be illegal. We know Matt and Rachel, but I actually got to spend a lot of time with Matt.

And first of all, he shaved his head, which I didn't't know so he popped in and i was like oh my god new look um and actually i have a lot of love in my heart for matt he's extremely funny and like was asking me questions you know like sometimes you meet people and they're like only i mean i'm talking about myself sometimes you meet people and they only want to talk about themselves um and he was so sweet and rachel is so sweet so it's actually like a really fun evening i'm so happy for you. You looked really cute too. Thank you.

Fashion to Figure, I've never ordered from them before. What's that? It's just a website a lot of people have recommended to me, and they did this really cute collab with Gabrielle Union, and so that's where my set was from. Love it. Wow, I love learning new fashion tings. Yes.

Great. Well, I'm glad you had a great night. I actually had such a busy night I have been no lie podcast podcast period because last night we recorded the redheads and oh my god I'm sorry to Dana Holzberg it was a bloodbath like we were just on one we were angry and we spoke for the listeners because the listeners were angry too like time has been wasted and we needed to get to the bottom of it. So we also added a new segment to the Redheads, which is called Book News.

And it's about all the book news that's happening. Like the Crawdads trailer dropped. The Taylor Swift of it all. Right. The Evelyn Hugo news. Evelyn Hugo. We didn't even get to talk about that. Right.

So we talked about it on the Redheads because like. Oh, that's really smart. That's really the perfect place for us to chat about such things. Yeah. And then begrudgingly, we did speak about the book. And yeah, it was Dana's vibe. Like, was she apologetic? She was apologetic. Yet she remained firm in her belief that she did like the book.

She did. Oh, well, she's just saving face. No, I believe that she liked it. And I just think that really reflects poorly on her as a person totally i don't think she was lying about liking it i just think like that's really where we differ and you know what people are different and and sometimes you see it and that it was shown last night so so true the new episode will be out this afternoon um for my redhead girl is usually we're out bright and early in the morning, but Mama was busy, so it's not done being edited yet. You're really leaning into the Mama. I just feel like –

Do you feel like a Mama? No, I don't. I really don't, but I just know if I want to get this Mama community to rally behind me, I have to speak their language. No, you know what? If you can't beat them, join them. And so if I want them to harness their powers against you, then I need to show up for them and be a sane mama. I just feel like once you start calling yourself a mama,

I need to buy you some things. I need to buy you some Ray Dunn decor for your home. What's that? Oh my god, you don't know about Ray Dunn? No Dunn no okay I mean I guess I learned about it from TikTok it's this like home brand that they sell it like home goods TJ Maxx and it is a cult like I'm surprised there hasn't been a documentary about it like I was watching a TikTok of a girl who like works at home goods and she's like oh the Ray Dunn women are here i guess when they get like a new collection the women just like storm the bastille and if you saw the the decor like you would die it's not even that special it's like wait how do you spell it r-a-e space d-u-n-n

i'm sure you've seen before it's just jars and stuff that says like q-tips like where you would put your q-tip it's so basic wow yeah and there's a cult. And it gives MLM vibes, although I don't think they subscribe to the pyramid scheme structure. It just has that sort of energy. Got it. No, it's definitely not a pyramid scheme if it's sold in retail. Right. And these employees are complaining about it. Okay, but I see it.

I got the vibe. Yeah, no, that's a hair too far for me. So I'll be getting you a Ray Dunn bathroom set. I'll be getting you a reusable tumbler because like if you're gonna be calling yourself mama like I just feel like you have a reusable tumbler and like a big claw clip for your hair okay there's worse things 100% and I understand the claw clip like because every day is a bun day and I'm actually struggling because you'll see I've already redone my bun my ugly ass bun that's why we're not doing video today um a number of times on this episode because I have a really loose scrunchie in right now but when I have a scrunchie that's too tight like a good ponytail I get such scalp pain

I understand why these mamas need a claw Jackie honestly like you should go back to your bob oh my god well someone commented on the picture of page yesterday like Jackie I see you doing this hairstyle and I just want you guys to know I had a bob for like three years um I will go back to the bob life I have made that you know an oath but right now my hair is so long it would actually be a shame to cut it off like it would be a crime it's long and strong and it's like ready to be like trimmed and taken for a spin yeah and we're just not there yet but I do feel like when I'm like a like a mom like PTA mom like yeah I'm going to have a bob and that's gonna be my vibe and I'm really excited for that but I'm just not that person yet I was such a fan of your bob like I encouraged you so hard to keep the bob going

after you decided to grow it out so I love bob life and I think it's going to be perfect for your mom life and I'm very supportive of it and I feel like the bob looked so cute but it was also like operating starting at a loss because first of all like that was before I used to like pencil in my eyebrows so like every picture you know she's just like useless a few points back and like I used to do like a really big side part which I loved and I think it was really chic but I think the bob would be like even cuter if I had moved the part to the center more so I'm really excited for all that potential but I do think it will be like a few years because right now I should enjoy but also they do say like around month four

postpartum your hair starts to fall out so if my hair does become thin then I will chop it off oh yeah best way to make your hair healthy again is are you doing anything to combat that no I mean I'm still taking my prenatals which you're supposed to be doing my nails are better than ever so fabulous if that's going to happen if it's any indication no but like I'm in right now like all of the i'm still getting all the pros of like pregnancy folic acid um but it's still to be seen if that's gonna happen for me okay okay great great great great great yeah yeah yeah um so harry's been asking about me is what you're saying yeah he was asking about you but then he heard the comment you made like about the supply and he was like oh oh my God, bitch.

And you know what he said? He said, don't yuck my yums. That's what he said. Okay. That's what he said. Okay. Let's be honest. I got up from the podcast.

Okay. Here's what really happened. Okay. Now that you're fucking framing me, I told you, I made a hand signal to you because I realized I left my air conditioning on while podcasting, but I didn't want to restart. So I made a little hand signal to you like Jackie, talk for a few seconds. I'm just going to go run and turn off my air conditioning. So podcasting but I didn't want to restart so I made a little hand signal to you like Jackie talk for a few seconds I'm just gonna go run and turn off my air conditioning so I came back I popped my headphones in and literally I didn't know what you had said for like the last 30 seconds so I heard you say like it's in the fridge I'm like oh great you finally got a supply like I wasn't even here okay so stop like framing me who framed Roger Rabbit okay you

okay fine fine truth hurts I'll drop it I'll drop it fabulous so while i have um quiet harry on my hands i think we should jump right in there's nothing else i need to update you guys on i've really just been reading all week to get ready for the redheads and that's been my priority and i've just really been busy with young harold so So nothing cool to report. I'm sorry to say. Fabulous. No, everything's cool. Harry's growing. He does it every day. He's growing in the evening. And even when we play and when we play. Love it. Yeah. Okay. Without further ado, it is time for the past five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And today's episode is brought to you by BetterHelp.

People don't always realize that physical symptoms like headaches, teeth grinding, and even digestive issues can be indicators of stress. And let's not forget about doom scrolling, sleeping too little, sleeping too much, under eating or overeating. Personally, when I'm dealing with stress, I get really, really bad headaches and you think like maybe you're getting sick, but also it has a lot to do with your mental health. So stress shows up in all kinds of ways. And in a world that's telling you to do more, sleep less and grind all the time, this is your reminder to take care of yourself, do less and maybe try some therapy. BetterHelp is customized online therapy that offers video,

phone and even live chat sessions with your therapist, so you don't have to see anyone on camera if you don't want to. It's much more affordable than in-person therapy, so give it a try and see if online therapy can help lower your stress. The Morning Toast listeners will get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com slash toast. That's B-E-T-T-E-R-H-E-L-P.com slash toast. There's never a better time to start taking care of your mental health, and BetterHelp is a great place to start. Today's episode is also brought to you by Modern Fertility. We have always been a fan of planning ahead, scheduling trips, plotting out our next career

moves, figuring out what we're doing for dinner while we're still eating breakfast. But a lot of us have never thought much about planning for kids, and that's why Modern Fertility was created. It's an easy and affordable way to test your fertility hormones at home just with a simple finger prick. Mail it in with a prepaid label and you'll get personalized results within 10 days. You'll get insights into your hormone levels, your ovarian reserves, which is basically how many eggs you have compared to other women your age, other important fertility factors as well. The results will go deep into what every hormone means and you can also talk one-on-one with a fertility nurse to review your results and options for the next step. Traditional testing

with your doctor can cost over $1,000, but Modern Fertility gets you the same information at $159, which is a fraction of the price. And if you go to modernfertility.com slash toast, you can get another $20 off. Also, if you have an HSA or an FSA, you can put those dollars toward Modern Fertility. So if you want kids one day or maybe in the future, clinically sound information about your body can help you make the decision that's right for you. So right now, Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off their $159 kit when you go to modernfertility.com slash toast. So that means your test will cost $139 instead of the hundreds or even thousands it could cost at a doctor's office. Get $20 off your fertility test when you go to modernfertility.com slash toast. That's modernfertility.com slash toast.

Great. Okay, our first story is that the Kardashians sat down for an interview with ABC's Robin Roberts in the lead up to the Kardashians on Hulu. They are doing a ton of press and like yes honestly half the show today is Kardashians and before we I just want to say one last time I was on the toast we didn't talk about the Kardashians once so I have to make up for it okay and two like they are the news right now and they are putting out so much press like in the lead up to Hulu and like that's that's just what's being served and we're consuming I'm sorry yes I watched the Robin Roberts thing

This morning before the show I had like forgotten about it last night And I was devastated Because I didn't record it And I had to wait till this morning For it to be on Hulu But I just love that They're like streaming queens

You know like constantly Making sure we can watch their content It was gorgeous I mean it was like a little basic In the sense that It felt very much like An E3 Hollywood story That we had already seen

Yeah it was very elementary. It was meant for someone who's never heard of Kim Kardashian before. It was meant for the typical ABC News viewer, which is not us. Yeah, or maybe people who know Kim Kardashian just assume she's one thing, and it's like, oh, but they're actually all these things. But for the stands, and this is always my issue with all these things, I'm so excited we're getting a behind-the-scenes look at the Kardashians and then it's like not meant for the stands

because they're really answering questions that they've been answering for 15 years though there were some new interesting factoids that did pop up and I actually really liked the interview because it felt like it was recorded five days ago and it ran the gamut of everything except for Kourtney's wedding which we will talk about yeah but especially them talking about like the Kanye stuff which was surprising that they would talk about it but I guess like how could you not at this point it's what everybody's talking about for the last two months they had footage from the soccer game they really and I mean Kim spoke on and she was so respectful per usual but it also feels like there's been a detente between Kim and Kanye.

Yes. Like everyone has laid down their arms. Yes. So cease fire. So that's really positive and hopeful. And that was the vibe I was getting from Kim talking about Kanye during the interview. But I have to be honest, like I'm very tired talking about Kim and Kanye. That's not the path I want to go down.

Me too. So I was grateful that they covered like a lot of different topics um it really felt like Courtney was not in it like at all like every time she popped up I'm like oh yeah you're still here um and I agree it was very elementary and to be honest like once I saw Perez Hilton's face pop up I'm like oh this is not the documentary I thought I was getting because first of all they're they're going in about you know body image and especially with Chloe like how for so many years she struggled with her weight and then you have Prez Hilton in the documentary who was literally one of the biggest contributing factors calling Chloe like the most

horrible names back in the day so it just felt like kind of contradictory to me and I just like don't like Prez Hilton so I wasn't thrilled I don't know why he still gets like invited on these things right I really miss the mark and I think that it it took the the whole thing down a notch like the seriousness of it and like the legitimacy yeah yeah especially when back in the day like he is he is that person when they're talking about like online bullying this right it's like him he's sitting he's sitting right here in the documentary talk to him about like his role right I don't need his you know. Take. Take on how Kylie used social

media to build a business. Right. Well that was the other thing like everything he was saying was so obvious. He was like well you know Kylie really you know was the one using social media for her business. I'm like you don't say. He was using social media. Oh my god I never realized that. So in a lot of ways it just felt like intro to the Kardashians

which we don't need. But I'm always happy to see my gals on TV. And I also really loved how the documentary paid respect to Kris Jenner. And I feel like actually of all the women, I think I learned the most about Kris Jenner from this thing. Because, you know, when Robin Roberts was like, what did you always want to be? She was like, I always wanted to have six kids. Like being a mom and like the traditional housewife role was like always her goal which I thought was really

interesting and I just I not that I needed it but I have just even more of a newfound respect for Chris I just love Chris yeah agreed also I like this special because it was like we really got to like see them in their current moment yeah I just like felt like we were really seeing them and hearing from them and like we never really sometimes they do interviews but it's always a big deal when they do like when Kim does like a panel or something or like does like a Forbes conference so it's just like really nice to hear directly from them also uh shit what was I just gonna say pregnancy brain never goes away residual well you know yeah they did look stunning um i thought kim handled the question about women get your fucking ass up and work i thought she handled

that well to be honest i didn't really think it was like the craziest thing that she said she wasn't being like women don't work and they're the worst it was obviously taken out of context and i think the overall message just like if you want to be successful you have to work hard is not a bad message so i don't really think it was like I honestly didn't even think she needed to address it honestly the more I think about that quote and by the way I say it all the time like I was saying to brew this morning I was like brew get your fucking ass up and work like it's iconic and the more I think about like what she said the less offensive it is and honestly the only people who should be offended by it are people who aren't working and

not getting their ass up and working. Hot take. Hot take. Because if you're doing, if you know you're doing your best and trying your hardest, like that's not offensive. Yeah. That's true. She's not talking to you.

Right. And I do believe her in the sense that the, she wasn't only saying like women don't want to work these days. She's just talking about like the culture, which is like a typical millennial stereotype of like us being lazy. Like there is this like laziness in the culture for sure she wasn't saying only women don't work but it's also I don't even think it's just millennial like nobody wants to go back to the office like right it's it's everything and I don't even know if that's what she was like

framing it as but like I feel like being in New York it's even more stark that like you know office culture like isn't back and people like refuse to go back to the office five days a week not saying that they don't want to work like obviously people have things going on at home like if their kids are at home like there's a million things that go into it and you can work from home like just as well right work culture is not what it used to be it's at an all-time low yeah and so i i think like i'm glad and it didn't even need to be addressed, really. I know. And also, at this point, like, it's an iconic quote.

100% And really, Brew does need to get his fucking ass up and work. I mean, I'm telling Theo that every day. I'm like, what do you think? This kibble's just going to buy itself? Get your fucking ass up and work. It's out of control. It's out of control.

So also, some of the new factoids that we got were Kim spoke about Pete, but you did. That was part of the teaser. And she spoke like pretty glowingly about him. And I think they're going to get married. I I'm like bereft. I don't even know what the right word is. Like I'm obsessed. I am.

I never thought like in a million years, i would see pete as being like husband material but first of all what is their age difference he's like 29 and she's 41 he's 28 and she's 41 yeah that's the only thing is like i don't i don't know if i could see kim like really really truly settling down with someone that much younger than her that's's the only thing is like I don't I don't know if I could see Kim like really really truly settling down with someone that much younger than her that's like the only thing stopping me from like fully believing that these two are gonna get married he's 28 like that's so young I know that's younger than me right he's a male so you know that they are delayed slower but there's clearly like something about him that's wise beyond his years and like she said

she's a relationship kind of girl and I feel like what she was trying to tell us is like she's not fucking around right and I and I haven't thought she's been fucking around for a while like she's made it abundantly clear that this is like super serious and I'm unbelievably obsessed um and actually I don't even know if Kim is going to get married again. I could see her and Pete just like being together for a while together, not like married. And I just like everything that comes out, like the picture of North on his lap in the golf cart. I become like more obsessed with every moment. Yeah, I actually I think that they might get married.

I mean, we know that like Elizabeth Taylor is one of Kim's icons. And I feel like if Kim can like have her fortune squared away and like that not be an issue i think she would marry like the people that she loves like it will be the seven husbands of kim kardashian i love that for her i really do i really do as long as like she has her um affairs in order in order and yeah then it's fine um also i thought the documentary another interesting thing we learned is that allegedly you know chris and caitlin are on decent terms which makes me happy because honestly sometimes i just sit back and think about like the journey of caitlin jenner um and how like everyone really hates her and it does make me sad because when you watch old

clips of caitlin you know just being like a stepdad. It's so sweet. And she was really there for all the kids in such a profound way after their dad passed away. And it's really sweet. And like, I just, it makes me sad sometimes to think about like how far they've fallen from Caitlyn. So to hear that Chris and Caitlyn are good, like that does make me happy. Yeah, that makes me happy too. Also, did you see that they were all, they had like a PR event in Malibu everyone was there and now my question is Kylie hi how are you I hope all is going well you're looking amazing like

killing it crushing it mama goals mama goals um so Kylie wasn't in the special but Kendall like was but in a different setting question mark yeah were those old clips of her like it felt like they were using old footage of kendall from like sometimes they were sometimes it was like a vogue interview or whatever talking about her mental health but then other times it was like was this fresh content and also why isn't she in the studio with them she's like halfway in it and then like where is Kylie question mark Yeah and then that just begs the question like is this indicative of their roles on the show in the future Like is it still going to be the Kourtney Khloe Kim show I don't think so I really don't especially because they said that they're splitting all the money

Like I think Kylie will be showing up Well she has to fucking get her ass up and work honestly like. Like, I'm sick of not having Kylie content. Right. And then also, Kylie went to the PR day yesterday, obviously. It looks like on her Instagram that she was at a basketball game last night. But everyone else went on Jimmy Kimmel. And where the fuck is the baby's name? I know.

Any predictions? People are saying spider, which I don't know, like, why. I don't think she would go from one animal to another you know yeah to spider oh she might like i think an animal like with stormy she did like a weather theme and i think that's probably really fun to have like a theme for your kid um and now she might go with like a different theme i would like an animal for her i like tiger. Like taiga? Oh, no. You know what I'm going to put out there? I'm putting out, I like the name Wild. Wild Webster.

That's okay. Actually, I kind of like that. I like the name Chihuahua. I like the name Harold Webster. I love the name Harold Bryce Thrice Webster. I like the name Bruno Webster for her. I love the name Bruno Webster. Honestly, Webster is a great last name.

She has a lot to work with. Agreed. Agreed. It's worth being at the end of the alphabet for, you know? Totally. Like with the cool kids I wonder if other people think like because I'm always thinking about my kids you have alphabet trauma but here's the thing yes I have alphabet trauma because in middle school elementary school

everything everything is done by your last name like if we're getting on a bus we're going in order of the last names and being for me I was in a grade where all my friends were two twins Ashton North Ashton North a Alicia treat C you know like it's not fair yeah and then you were in the back half of the class but it just depends on like where your friends are and like where the cool kids are so like obviously Harry is going to be with Wolf in the back of the class true and that's going to be the cool kid spot and people who have a last names are gonna feel like you have felt so I know but I can't tell if this is just my personal trauma or like the cool kids are always at the beginning of the alphabet or is that just what happened to me it just would happen your year okay okay yeah but you know and not to like come for you but if you had like more confidence in yourself and then you would say, I am the cool kid where

I am in the alphabet is where the cool kids are. No, don't get me wrong. I have plenty of confidence, but you can't change facts. Like confidence can't change facts. Like all my friends had beginning letters. But you could have made the second half of the alphabet cool. You could have. But you didn't want to put in the work.

You didn't want to get your fucking hands up and work. I didn't. And to be honest, like I don't think I harnessed that power back in the day now I think I could do it yeah now wherever you are is where you're like where the party's at do you think a lot about how like you wish you were the person now in high school because like if I was the person I was now in high school like I seriously like I would have been casting Gossip Girl like I would have been so if I just had like the confidence, the wherewithal, the common sense, the grip on reality, I just think I would have been like prom queen. A hundred percent.

Yes. I would have loved to be me now then and like save myself a lot of embarrassment. Right. Or, but like, that's really the point of growing up. I know. Like that's, that's so what's frustrating. Or like, I wish me now just like could have known me then and just like mentor her a little bit and be like or girl I wish me then could at least see me now yeah yeah both I'll take any sort of like now and then me meeting moment and then me learning something

to better herself I know because like when you're in high school like everything just seems like the biggest deal and like if we just had like the consciousness we have now to know like nothing matters we would just be like so carefree and effortless and cool you know yeah yeah it's a shame it's such a shame I think that's like you know the human experience and it is the point it's the point I know it's the point of the whole thing i know but like we should really be going to high school when we're 25 we should be going to college when we're 30 100 100 okay so that was the special it was you know an enjoyable way to spend the night but really like no new news except we got to see like all the girlies looking great and also last night the

Kardashians were on Jimmy Kimmel and most notably Kim shared what Pete got her for Valentine's Day oh my god wait sorry I didn't see what was it he gifted her the costumes from their Jasmine and Aladdin skit on SNL oh my god shut up that's so cute yeah and he also gave her like the rug and the outfits and the little genie lamp oh because you want to know why like it must be impossible impossible buy for a woman like him like it's just pointless honestly like you could spend every dollar in your bank account she already has what you're gonna get her so you have to go the sentimental route and this is so cute do you think he had to like buy them I don't know he probably just like stole them from the property

and they probably are just finding out now right that they're missing right or maybe like he took the og ones and then like bought another set of costumes because they look like they're from spirit halloween and replace them but the ones that have like their first kiss on it kim has also kim loves a sentimental gift like we've seen all the things the she's done. The house, the outfits. The wallpaper on the invitation. Everything. So I'm sure this meant so much to her. And I'm sure she was also like, what can he get me?

Like I honestly feel sorry for this man. I feel sorry for this man too. And I just want to put on the record, I don't think he stole it from the prop room. Because that would require him actually having to be in New York and going to work. And he doesn't do that anymore. He permanently lives in Calabasas. Maybe like one of his friends sent it to him. Kyle Mooney packed it up UPS overnight.

Yeah. Honestly, really, really cute. So cute. Oh, my God. Like that is. And by the way, that was like two months ago. So that was like only four months into their relationship. Like they're in love.

They're in love. They really are. And I think we're going gonna be seeing them like officially together soon well the Kardashians is having their red carpet for the show the Hulu show like a red carpet event I think tonight yeah someday soon Liz Heist predicting that they're gonna be on the red carpet together for the premiere she's my favorite Kardashian me too by the way she's like me too if you stand as hard as we do you have to follow this like she has every picture like every quote it's just all there if you're a delusional queen like you will

love it yeah also so if not there though then the Met Gala I really think like I 100% think see I think that Kim is a smart businesswoman and like knows the PR around her and Pete's first event and would obviously not give that to Vogue. Like, she would take it for herself. They're launching this huge project. It's the biggest thing they've done in the last, like, 10 years. Going to a streaming service. They don't know if people are still going to watch. And she's going to take that moment for herself, selfishly.

And she 100% should. She should. And that would mean we get them together, like, imminently, which I'm thrilled about. Yeah, and I'm thrilled about. Yeah. And I do think like I actually feel like they'll both go to the Met Gala and walk separately. Like that's just what like weird celebrity shit does. Yeah. And then we'll get pictures of them together inside.

Right. OK. That works for me. I just like I cannot believe like how I could talk about these two for hours. Like I just can't believe how far we've come. You know, I can't believe it either. And also speaking of couples who have come very far believe how far we've come you know I can't believe it either and also speaking of couples who have come very far Courtney and Travis as you know got married in

Vegas that uh this weekend but then Courtney shared that they did not have a wedding license so she said once upon a time in a far land far far away at 2 a.m after an epic night in the little tequila a queen and her handsome king ventured out to the only open chapel with an Elvis and got married with no license practice makes perfect then like people were calling out saying her that it was like a fake wedding and she said it's not called a fake marriage there was no possibility to get a marriage license at that hour I just want to say before we dive into all of this this caption is extremely choogy and it's like borderline embarrassing yeah especially because her content is very tumblr you know aesthetic grunge 90s polaroid and then she hits us with that caption but that's how you know she's in love and she's just like doesn't care and that's a really nice feeling agreed and there's respect there for sure but um

I'm kind of glad that this wasn't a real wedding um only because I saw a video of Courtney like arriving back at her hotel in Vegas with Travis and she like fully couldn't walk she was like blackout um so we love that for her because she's like kind of like you know uptight sometimes so we love that for her but I'm glad she didn't like make a hasty decision while obviously being like wasted yeah that is a good call so they just like cosplayed a wedding I didn't know you could do that like let's go to Vegas and have a wedding party and then no one got married I know because when when I first reported this with Shannon on Tuesday we were like this is so Pam and Tommy like very rocker this is so them I mean now knowing that it was just like fraudulent um it's kind of losery like

you were in Vegas you could have done anything it's a night after the Grammys and you're gonna fake a wedding like no I'm not gonna say fake practice it was practice also because like they do have so many kids like it would be kind of crazy if they got married like without their kids especially because like this is going to be their last marriage first and last yeah I think so too yeah well not his first for her yeah totally but um I don't know I just at first I was like oh this is so them and now I'm like you did this for what yeah well you know it was exciting it was an exciting headline to read and it's not everything to be the biggest deal what kind of wedding do you think they're gonna have because this is what me and Shannon were saying like they're weirdly like you know very rocker

you know unorthodox but they're also extremely traditional so do you think they're just gonna have like an LA wedding and destination wedding like what kind of bride will Courtney be I think an LA wedding yeah I feel like it I don't know just because of all their kids and stuff like I feel like it will be like small and family and I feel like just like how they got engaged on the beach. Right. And it was kind of it was like very romantic but also sort of like pared down. I feel like they might get married on the beach in like a similar fashion in California not L.A. necessarily like maybe. Santa Monica.

Santa Barbara. Right. Who knows. Okay well before we move on I just want to let everyone know that today's episode is brought to you by Liquid IV. Because when you push your body too hard or just feel run down, it's extremely important to stay hydrated. Making hydration a priority helps us feel better on a day-to-day basis. And one stick of Liquid IV hydration multiplier into 16 ounces of water will hydrate you faster and more efficiently than water alone. They come in delicious flavors like watermelon, lemon-lime, strawberry, pina colada, and more. So one stick of liquid IV into 16 ounces

of water hydrates you faster and more efficiently than water alone. And their packets contain five essential vitamins, B3, B5, B6, B12, and vitamin C. They have three times the electrolytes of traditional sports drinks, and they're made with premium ingredients, non-GMO, you know, free from gluten, dairy, soy, all the good stuff. If you have a hard time drinking water like myself, this is a real time saver. And if you'd love to, you know, indulge in a tequila or two in the morning when you're feeling slightly, you know, unwell, Liquid IV is a great option to hydrate you faster, get those electrolytes, and just generally help you feel better. Grab Liquid IV in bulk nationwide at Costco, or you can get 25% off when you go to liquidiv.com and use the code toast at checkout. That's 25%

off anything you order when you use promo code toast at liquidiv.com. Experience better hydration today at liquidiv.com promo code toast. Great. Our next story. So as we reported, Kanye is no longer headlining Coachella and Coachella announced yesterday that The Weeknd is taking his spot along with Swedish House Mafia. They are, you know, joining up to headline the third night of Coachella. Also, Page Six is reporting that The Weeknd actually threatened to pull out of performing if he wasn't paid the same amount of money as Kanye, who was set to rake in $8.5 million for the appearance. Golden Voice was going to pay The Weeknd less and then pocket the rest of the money just so they were going to pay him a few million dollars. And then he said he

would pull out within an hour's notice if they didn't pony up. And now they have. So good. I mean, he's doing them an enormous favor, like beyond putting this together so quickly. He should get the exact same amount of money, even though someone could argue like Kanye's a bigger star. Doesn't matter. They're in a pickle and he has the leverage in the deal. So 100% he should be getting paid the same amount. But I will say if I bought a ticket and Coachella tickets are extremely expensive to see Kanye

and I ended up with The Weeknd and Swedish House Mafia, I don't think I would be too pleased only because The the weekend is amazing and this is not a slight towards the weekend at all but I just think anyone you know you're comparing Kanye to the weekend Kanye is obviously a much much bigger star and it feels like they're overcompensating throwing Swedish House Mafia in there like we know the weekend's not as good so let's throw in this random DJ I just I mean and I saw on TikTok a lot of people selling their tickets the price is going down I just think it's not an adequate enough swap. They're selling their tickets because Kanye's not going anymore?

Or they're just... Yeah, well, because a lot of people bought it specifically for Kanye. Interesting, because when I think of Coachella, it's like, it doesn't matter who's performing there, really. Like, I'm either going that year or I'm not. Like, not necessarily because of the people. For us, for the six-hour journey, yeah. think people who just like frequent festivals like they go for certain artists yeah that makes sense so I guess that is a bummer but at least you can sell your tickets

the rest of the festival does look really good I forgot that Harry Styles is also headlining and who was the second person I forgot that too yeah that too. Yeah, he's doing night one. I have no idea. Let's see Coachella lineup. I was just looking at the. Oh, love that for Harry. Yeah, that'll be really fun. Have you listened to Harry's new song? I listened to like a minute of it

and I was just like it wasn't bad or anything. I was just like this isn't how I want to spend my time right now. Harry Styles, Billie Eilish and now The Weeknd. I think that that's fair. Yeah, that's really like a very cool mainstream young lineup i will say that the harry styles song is sensational oh good i'll get back to it i just was like it wasn't my vibe and i was like i'm not i'll listen listen at another time it's giving the cure do you remember the cure the the band yeah like not really you know like they sing that song like just like heaven you know no it's like it's very like 80s vibe and i really like it like it's very good and it broke like all

these spotify records i think it's like good and it broke like all these Spotify records I think it's like the most streamed song ever you know surpassing like Thank U, Next amazing good for Harold yeah for Harold Styles love to see it yeah Harold Styles okay I didn't even realize Harry Harry's name I know well I did name my summon after Harry Jowsey, though. But it is nice. Oh. It is nice that he also shares his name with Harry Styles. Yeah, I agree. I love that for you.

It is interesting to think of, like, famous Harrys now. Like. Who's, like, a famous Jackie, obviously, besides Jackie O? Jackie. And besides you. Yeah Jackie and besides you yeah and besides me Jackie Schimmel like for me there was only oh yeah Jackie Schimmel for me there was only Claudia Schiffer also Jackie Robinson and Jackie Chan oh okay yeah I'm in good company that's funny that they're both Yeah. I'm in good company. That's funny that they're both boys. Right. I'm in good company, though. I'm not complaining. Yeah, no, no. You're amongst legends.

Yes. Oh, and by the way, it's not going to be our fifth and final story. Sorry. Are you ready for our next story? That's just the fourth, not the fifth. Yes, I am. Oh. It's a little rony news because I haven't had a chance to talk to you about the rony

announcement of two shows. Anyways, Ebony Kiams is claiming that her roni castmates were unwilling to negotiate with her she said that they were unwilling to come to the table and meet me even halfway in that negotiation and that's why she believes bravo was launching two versions of roni because her co-stars were not willing to negotiate to keep her on the series so i guess that would mean in her view that like she would be on the new one and they would be on the old one and that's why they did that I want to say a few things one I just have a hard time believing Bravo would create an entirely new show just because the

women don't want to film with Ebony like I think there would be a cheaper way to solve that if that were actually the issue also they said that it was Ramona Luann and Leah who were unwilling to negotiate with Leah and thus resulting in the two shows and I just find that so shocking like I know you were telling me yesterday that her and Leah had a fallout which I didn't know but I don't think Leah would be like I'm not going to work with this woman yeah she said quote only Sonia Morgan was willing to come to the table and negotiate a future that involved me as part of this ensemble she said that she still believes that if the rest of the cast had been quote willing to enter into the negotiation of coexisting and sharing space with myself

and additional women outside of their particular new york world and bubble you would have had a season 14 you know like why like why like i know like they all had dumb fights with ebony but like really why i don't I don't know. And I also, like, I don't really think that's true. I think for anyone who is a housewife, especially, like, these women who are, like, every year hanging by a thread of whether they're going to renew or not and, like, whether you do or you don't, like, changes your whole entire business and your whole entire life. Like, they're in no position to be, like, I'm not going 100% a housewife if this person is a housewife.

Yeah just be grateful that you're still on the show after 100 years and sit down and work with Ebony. And so I don't think that they did that. I really don't unless like something really egregious happened between the entire cast. But with like page six really being like up all the housewives butts and vice versa. We would know. We would know. We would know if there was something big.

So any like petty squabbles they can figure out on the show so i don't think that that's because why wouldn't why wouldn't luann want to work with ebony based on what we know right or even leah yeah just because they're not best friends like they were like that's really the point of housewives let's let's watch you fight right and this is for me like reading this just makes it seem like based on what ebony said like none of these women want to film with a black woman which i really can't hope to imagine is the truth right right also leah was on watch what happens live the other night and she shared that julia fox is interested in being on the new roni reboot which would also yeah i just also want to talk about like what we see for the new Roni reboot.

I don't know. I really don't know. Yeah, because what's been, like, out there and what's been said, and I don't think they have any, like, inkling as to who it's going to be, but they've said they want, like, younger, more people who really, like, reflect New York City. Because I also feel like the fact that Roni was such a terrible franchise, like, really did reflect poorly and was not a representation of like what new york city is like ramona and luann and sonia like just running alcoholics running a muck like that's not the city so there really should be a show about

like the young influential interesting women who are running around the city and it does help but jackie like it's still this is where i'm. It's still supposed to be a housewife show. So like that means like you know more traditional like married women with kids. And so when I think of like who might fit into this new mold they're more like edgy. When I've always thought of the show as being like really like conservative women. Yeah. So I agree. I think it should be like housewives I mean, Julia Fox does have a child

and she was married. I'm just not interested in her. No, I'm not interested in her either. It's so crazy that this woman has really become a permanent celebrity because she dated Kanye for a month. They broke up. I've moved on. I can't believe that the world hasn't too. She's just here to stay.

I know. It's like we've been working to get to where she is for 15 years just go on a date with Kanye and then you're done Kanye give me a call um I don't really want to see her on Roni but clearly she's going to be a celebrity that's fine but I don't want to like watch her week to week but I think a lot of people probably do anyways that would also mean that like Leah could be on this new show because they are friends and well I asked Leah on the show I'm like which one do you want to be on she's like I kind of want to be like with my friends on the old one but like she would be happy for either yeah she's so the new one though it's nice that like they've made lasting friendships

but like she's the reason for the new one you know yeah and I think Dorinda is like pretty much guaranteed to be on the old one and I think Leah really likes Dorinda. Got it. Which is just a fault in Leah. Totally. Anyways Andy has said that when they're looking for this new cast they want to get back to like the the spirit of the show which is like people who are really friends maybe even people some people who are related like we saw in Beverly Hills. Perhaps people who are actually married. Right like we saw in Beverly Hills like we saw in New Jersey and I do think like having people who are actually married. Right. Like we saw in Beverly Hills. Like we saw in New Jersey. And I do think like having people who are related like adds an extra interesting element.

And it's just unfortunate because the people who they're looking for are us. It's us. Yeah. Literally. Married. Children. Related. Related. Real friends. Queens. 100%. But we're not interested. Sorry. Don't come knocking. don't speak for me

Like 100% like I'm like if I would take the audition process all the way To the end and I probably wouldn't get it but If they did give me like you know an offer I would definitely think about it even though I'm like It's so much work the house like You film like hours and hours a day I'm like I have a job Yeah totally also

And then like they can build it around like you and your circle Of friends like TPG I've circle of friends, like TPG. I've thought for a while that TPG, like, needs to be the first gay man housewife because, first of all, he's perfect for it. He's so beyond interesting. He's also, like, really reached this level of success in his career that he's not retired by any means. But he's, you know, he's an overseer. So he really has time to, like, film. I think that, like, it would be perfect. And, I don't know, I'm just, so he really has time to like film I think that like it would be perfect

and I don't know I'm just I'm really hoping for that like that's the show I want to watch um I don't think that's the show they're gonna make but I think as they're casting this like net I do think like a lot of influencers are gonna be on the table like obviously I feel like I think the charnas girls right that's what I was just to say. They're a very obvious choice and they would be great. So we'll see. We'll see what comes of it. I do hope that like agreed. They're like super interesting.

I do hope that when they announce the cast, like there's at least one or two people who like you, we already know that would be recognized. They're like, you know, part of the culture and then their actual real life friends. I completely agree. Like if we see nobody's name on there and they just we unless it's like every now and then housewives will like unearth someone extremely interesting like Erica Jane like we didn't know her before right so if it's that

yes but I agree there should be like a name or two that we fully recognize as New Yorkers ourselves yes and also speaking of housewives news um you saw the trailer or the promo for Real Housewives of Dubai dropped. Yes. It was like nothing. No, it was nothing. But we got faces. We got dresses.

We got Caroline Sanberry. And we got Caroline Sanberry. And it really looks like she is. They gave her, you know, extra prominence. They love her at Bravo. Like every show she's on, she's fully the star of. Yeah. No, some people just have that factor. You don't you shouldn't try and fight it you know I agree and none of those women I hope they don't come into the show gunning for Caroline because it's just

it's not gonna happen they did it on season three of Ladies of London and they all looked foolish and then Caroline left town and none of them got a season four sorry right sorry going for Caroline is not a personality trait agreed um so yes it does look very good that's going to be a peacock thing but then like just like real housewives miami is now on bravo like what's the point i have no idea it's just eclipsing bravo and making bravo like irrelevant also then it's like if i'm watching it on peacock i'm not going to watch watch what happens live but they're still going on watch what happens live and i just think it's it's a weird move yeah agreed are you ready for our fifth and final story a little if it's the food news if it's the fifth and final food news that's brought to you

by air doctor then yes i am ready because clean air is one of the fastest and easiest ways we can have a positive impact on our health make a great resolution for your health that's impossible to break by improving the quality of your indoor air with a high quality air purifier and all you have to do is breathe. So actually why I got up in the middle of the, um, at the beginning of the episode was to turn off my air, air doctor. It's such a fabulous product. Um, you got to check out air doctor because you're breathing 20,000 times a day and air doctor is going to filter out the dangerous contaminants. So your lungs don't have to do that. They use an ultra HEPA filter that's been independently tested to remove 99.99 of tested bacteria and viruses. Allergens like pollen, dust, and smoke

were in that season right now. So if you're having allergy problems, an air purifier really will make a huge difference. They also did a recent independent study that proved that the Air Doctor 3000 series was tested and proven to remove 99.97% of the live SARS-CoV-2 virus in a test chamber. So while no air purifier can prevent the transmission of COVID, it provides our family peace of mind that it's backed by science and rigorous third-party testing. So the Air Doctor captures as small as 0.003 microns in size, which is 100 times smaller than a HEPA standard. It's really just doing the most to make your air inside your house really premium. And we're all spending a lot of time indoors. And Americans spend 90% of our time indoors, according to the EPA. So indoor air can be up to 100 times more polluted than the

outdoor air. Having an Air Doctor in my house, I have to say I wasn't like entirely sold on the air purifier of it all, but I feel so much better when I have to say I wasn't like entirely sold on the air purifier of it all, but I feel so much better when I wake up. I don't have this like really dry nasal passage and throat. And I feel like definitely the air inside my house is a lot cleaner. And I'm really happy that I just got this extra protection, especially during the winter season. So go to airdrop, airdoctorpro.com and use the promo code TOAST and you'll receive a 35% discount on their classic Air Doctor 3000 purifier. So that's AirDoctorPro.com, code TOAST for 35% off only when you go to A-I-R-D-O-C-T-O-R-P-R-O.com

and use the promo code TOAST, AirDoctorPro.com, promo code TOAST. Check it out. Great. Thank you. I love my Air air doctor so so much uh major key major this is a final story little food news kit kat is releasing a new blueberry muffin flavor and i'm curious about it kit kat's newest flavor lets customers enjoy all the goodness of blueberry muffins without turning on their ovens starting wednesday, the new Kit Kat blueberry muffin candy bar is available at retailers nationwide. It's crafted to taste like a fresh baked treat, but with the iconic crunchy layers of Kit Kat, fans know and love. Okay. I mean, nothing that comes out of the Hershey factory is going to be bad, so like I'm sure this is good,

but I personally don't like blueberries or blueberry muffins, so I will be skipping it, but I'm sure it's good. But like why mess with perfection I agree Kit Kats are one of my favorite candies and blueberry muffins are one of my favorite treats I love blueberry like I don't love I mean I guess I would eat a blueberry but I don't you know run for them like I love blueberry pie I if I'm getting a muffin it's a blueberry muffin and so it sounds like this really it's not a chocolate chip no it's not I don't think chocolate chip muffin I don't want that I not a chocolate chip No it's not I don't think chocolate chip muffin I don't want that I want a chocolate chip cookie But if I'm having a muffin I want like a muffin-y vibe

And not a dessert vibe You know I find that extremely interesting It is I'm an interesting person You are full of just different dynamics I know and sometimes I'll go for a corn muffin Oh Fuck me up with a corn muffin honestly Honestly, a hot corn muffin from the diner. Little raspberry or strawberry jam. Oh, yeah. So good. Yeah. I fucking love a corn muffin, especially like a really crunchy top and hot take. Sometimes I'll go for a bran muffin sometimes it's the vibe no you took

it too far there no but you associate brand because you would never try a bran muffin because you're so close-minded and so you associate it with just like duty but yeah sometimes the bran has like a nice cinnamon flavor it's definitely like fake bran it's not it's not bran uh stark bran stark it is not no like the brand muffins from the diners in new york like they're not gonna they're actually gonna make you constipated yeah yeah exactly and those are the best kind so they're like they're friends by the way if i see one of these one when i'm out and about i'll pick one up one of these kit kats for you because i feel like you actually would like it i just feel like i should try it because it sounds like it's made for me love a kit kat love a blueberry muffin um the color is like really a little queasy and i don't

think food should ever be that color but look it up it's like pliny it's lavender that's just like i love the color but that shouldn't be a color of food i completely agree ew and it's got like spots in it i guess meant to like look like blueberries to hark back to the muffin ew honestly I will not be trying this but I guess the blueberry flavors only on the outside and then the wafers on the inside are the the classic I don't know I don't know what mad scientists cook this up yeah like who thought of this like I could think of like they should really do a cookies and cream Kit Kat like I could think of a bunch of other flavors. Peanut butter Kit Kat. Peanut butter. Like I could think of a million flavors to do before blueberry muffin. Right.

That's why this must be so incredible that they had to get it to market. 100%. Maybe I will try it. Yeah. Just out of curiosity. I mean we tried that disgusting Kraft ice cream. Ooh. That was a low point in my life.

I know. But we do what we need to do for the job. And we give it all to the toast. And I wouldn't have it any other way. We give it all. We give it all. And those were the Fast Five stories. I feel as though you needed to know them.

Especially the one about the Kit Kat. Yeah, me too. And I'm excited because I'm headed to Chicago tomorrow. And I feel like I haven't really been annoying about my Chicago show. But it is the biggest venue I have ever played. And unfortunately, a month later, I will be breaking that record at the Madison Square Garden Hulu Theater I don't think it's unfortunate to break records I don't know me neither but I'm like super pumped first of all the show is like pretty much sold out there's

like 10 tickets left which is just psychotic um it's at the Chicago Theater tomorrow um tickets available at girlsnojob.com and then I'm headed to Chicago right now actually because tonight we are like celebrating that Spritz is now available in Chicago. We're available at the Foxtrots. So I'm going to a Foxtrot location. All the information is on my Instagram. I'm doing a meet and greet tonight before the show tomorrow. So come out, get a Spritz.

Very exciting. Spritz is like everywhere now. Spritz is in Texas. We haven't even really been able to talk about it. Spritz is in Texas in the Spex, in select Spex locations. So Spritz has a store locator on the website. So if you just go to SpritzSociety.com, you can find a store near you. So we're just like opening the cities left, right, and center.

Cities and states taking over the country worldwide, nationwide. Spritz, Spritz, Spritz. Spritz, Spritz, Spritzy Spritz. Oh, that's good because I was going to say, nationwide is on your side. And I was going to say nationwide is on your side. And I was going to say, what are you, my shugana? Spritz, spritz, spritz, spritz, spritzy spritz. Remember spritz?

Love that. Go to the airport. Remember spritz? Ride around town. Don't drink and drive. Shopping or moving. The best spritz in town for wherever you want to go spritz is the way to go eat and drink and spritz and run on time worldwide and nationwide spritz Spritz, Spritz, Spritz, Spritz.

Remember Spritz. Thank you guys so much for that. Thank you for indulging that. We are back on Tuesday of next week because I have a show in Kansas City Sunday night. And I wanted to tell you, I have some sickening guests co-host next week. So there's no show Monday. Are you going to tease us? You're with me on Tuesday. Okay.

show monday tease us you're with me on tuesday okay wednesday will be an episode with a guest co-host remote because she is a west coast i'll give clues for everyone okay she's a west coast gal and she is an og podcaster and there's a lot of crossover with her audience and our audience and it's gonna be a juicy episode okay i know the 14th is actually someone who hasn't been on the toast in a while because the last time he was here he made waves and honestly i just like kind of crave his energy and he's been doing a lot recently in his podcast career and i want to catch up with him um and then friday is a member of our tnn family so it's going to be a great week. Wow, I'm so excited,

and I need to confirm with you who Thursday is because I'm not entirely sure. Okay. Okay. Cool. That is our show. Thank you guys so much for listening to The Morning Toast, the Millennial Morning Show,

where we deliver the Fast Five stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe, give us a video, thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give us a video, thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify,

iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places. So wherever you listen to podcasts, find us,

Morning Toast, and leave a five-star review about how beautiful, stunning, and smart we are. Hope you guys have an incredible day and we will see you

back in studio. Are you coming to studio on Tuesday, Jax? Oh, you know what? It'll be game time decision for me depending on the events of the evening before. Okay, so we'll see you guys on Tuesday either remotely or in studio and we hope you guys have

a great day i'll see you guys this weekend bye bye