The Toast - S5 Ep43: Juicy Toast with Heather McDonald: Wednesday, April 13th, 2022

Episode Date: April 13, 2022

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Good morning, millennials and juicy scoopers. Today is such an exciting day because we're having, I haven't decided if I want to call it the morning scoop or the juicy toast. I think they both work. But I am joined by one of my idols, queen of podcasting, Heather McDonald. Hello, Heather. How are you? I'm so good. Thank you so much.

Everyone's really excited about us doing this together. And I love your show as well. excited about us doing this together and I love your show as well and there's so many things that I I know we're going to get into and share probably some very similar uh thoughts well like you are my favorite person ever I think you are so funny I was just watching this TikTok of you calling a restaurant pretending to be your assistant um and I cannot lie like I've definitely done that um and you went viral on TikTok so at first I just want to congratulate you because it's so hard thank you you know i i try and you never know what what gets the action i cannot figure it out we've tried to figure out when you post what you do if you use that voice that's like i tried dancing with my grandma like i don't know what

works what doesn't how something can get like seven million views and another one like 15,000 you're like I can't figure it out but uh you know it's fun it's always the one that you work so hard on and spend hours on that gets no views and then this like piece of shit you throw up goes crazy vile where you look heinous you have a double chin that always happens to me right before I died in I love I need to ask how you are doing because you made waves like major waves you I thought first of all I want to ask you if you're okay and then I want to just talk about like how you handled the situation from like a social media perspective because you nailed it like I cannot believe you posted the video of

you fainting I can't lie I watched it 100 times I want to know how you are doing you fractured your skull. You fainted. For those who don't know, you fainted on stage in the middle of a stand-up set, which is like, I think, every comic's worst nightmare. So how are you doing? Well, it's actually very much, it was very much the beginning. Right. So it was like within the first three minutes of the Saturday show.

So I'd done fine the Friday night before. And first of all, no, i'm completely fine okay um i was what i was recovering from was just the crack of my skull which there was no outside bleed you know it was like internal bleeding inside a crack of a skull and then they by the next within 24 hours or like it's already healing but they said you'll have some um residual effects like you know and and that happened but now we're on to be like laying down doing Pilates and I come up and I'm like dizzy but that now is all gone so I'm like a hundred percent but I just was so horrified and all I could think about was the people that got a sitter was planning on this

and that they saw me do this and so when i i just went back last weekend and the um the manager of the club goes i don't know if you remember but you were like okay let me just get a glass of water and go back on stage and they're like no we're sending people home i go okay well what about the 9 45 show and they're like no the like emTs are coming. And he goes, that just shows you like what a professional you are. And I go, I guess,

I mean, I've never, you know, like when Adele was canceling her shows, because in my opinion, she's dick whipped and in love with that guy. Yeah. There was something going on away from him.

A hundred percent. Yes. I'm like, I've never canceled a show in my life. What does that say about my husband's dick? Okay. But also the craziest part of the whole situation was the last words to leave your lips before you fainted where jesus loves me the most like you actually cannot write something that ironic well i have a sweatshirt that says that

and one thing that i've said is much like you, who's like a strong Jew, I very much identify as a Catholic girl. And a lot of my juicy scoopers understand Catholic guilt. And when you go to Catholic school, you have to do this thing called Christian service. Like you always have to get your Christian service hours in or whatever. So I would always say that. And in like a joking way, but of course I believe in God and Jesus. But I, so I'd be like, Jesus loves me the most. Like I have never gotten COVID. Like clearly he loves me the most. And anyone that follows me and knows where I'm coming from, you know, it's fine.

But other people that are really like right-wing Christian, that's their first introduction, is this obnoxious female standup who's talking about vaccinations and then passes out. They went off on me, especially on YouTube, especially all these like right wing, like men, like crotchety old, like white men are like, this is why females aren't funny and everything. I'm like, I agree. That wasn't that funny of a joke. I was two minutes into my act. Like, you know, you give give me a second like the least funny stuff up top of course so I'm like great yeah oh my god so I'm so glad you're feeling better like that was just so crazy yes and you just handled the whole thing from start to finish like a pro and you know what actually in one of our Facebook groups someone was there

and they were kind of retelling their experience and they for a few minutes people didn't know if you were joking or not I know it was it was honestly the best comedic timing I've ever had in my life and my first thought was I can't believe this is real like I was pinching myself um and my son who's uh 19 and a freshman at ASU that was like the first time he's ever come to the club and see me oh no so we decided it was his fault that he stressed me out so he did not come this past saturday he went on like some went to some lake with his friends and girls in bikinis i'm like no you're doing that you're not seeing your mother yeah pass out again i'm like i think you stressed me out because i talked a lot a lot of about my son and i was like i know you can handle it but i'm a little bit nervous

right i don't know what it we still don't know what caused it but it just happened and and being on stage with no no one to grab no chair right is why i felt so fell so hard right and um yeah but it was hilarious and so that my son who's just like my husband he came down and the hot emts are like we have the ambulance for you i go okay, okay. And my son's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. We're not paying for an ambulance. We can drive you, mom. You're fine. No, honestly, like I'm so glad he was thinking that way.

Ambulances are extremely expensive. No, you'll never get, it's one of those things I don't, I think you know how like my, at my daughter's high school, they, I just saw a a thing because it's my same high school. They're now doing this life lesson class. And I'm like, that is so important. And it's hygiene, health care, all these little things that you don't learn. Not just how to teach a kid how to do their laundry in the dorm. But I'm like, that one has to also be one, the ambulance thing.

Never call an ambulance. I mean, unless you're like really dying unless you're on death's door yes because you call an uber money back even with the best insurance it's true i know that and in new york it can run you up like 30 grand just to call an ambulance wow yeah it's crazy so so good so blessed that you're doing well well enough to be here i'm so excited to have you i have so much i want to talk to you about in the pop culture world but before we dive into the fast five I want to get your take you're a seasoned comic you've been at this forever and I know it's like old news now but I haven't stopped thinking about the slap and I would love to hear your thoughts on the slap

well I was actually performing I was doing a live juicyop and I ran backstage to like do a quick change and I had a couple comedians coming out throughout the show and Annie who works with me goes and she's like helping me change she goes Chris Rock just got slapped by Will Smith at the Oscars and I immediately thought that's a bit that's a night because no one cares about the Oscars and then of course when I saw it um I was obsessed with it I I did a lot of shows on it. I went deep dive. There's just so many layers of it. But of course, walking up and hitting a comic at all was the most, I'll say this, I think it's good for comedy, actually, because I think the overwhelming support was this isn't okay. This pendulum has swung too far we want to preserve the right to free speech but also the profession of stand-up comedians that

they say shocking things they say things that aren't true they're not experts if you're gonna be easily offended don't buy tickets to a comedy club I think that message really helped get across to like a very you know post woke apocalypse world that we live in and kind of made people go yeah you're right I don't want I don't want people to be silenced so I think in the end um it was good for Chris Rock selling tickets it made people respect him even more than they respected him before I mean he would have done great anyway but yes that boosted it and for Will Smith I think in the end when he finally is separated forever from Jada he will be a better human too yes and what do you think the platform is going to be or it should be

where Chris Rock finally speaks up because he's been doing a bunch of shows and he said at the beginning of the show like you guys might have all come here to hear me you know respond but I wrote this material and it's funny and I want to do this show so I'm not going to respond yet but I will so what do you think it's going to be a special I think maybe at the end of this he'll film a special and it'll include that I think he's just taking time to kind of figure it out also be sensitive to the fact that Will Smith is obviously fucked up right and uh for a number of reasons and you know jada's out there on the red carpet she's making interviews saying

i didn't need defending i mean she's there was one video i don't know if you saw this now everyone's pulling stuff from the red from history right and and where he said i planned this party for you on your 37th birthday for the next three years i planned a 40th birthday for Jada and it was the most fabulous party did you see this clip I didn't know okay so he's sitting at the red tabletop with willow willow the grandma and her and he goes and it was the most fabulous party I spent three years planning it and what did you say Jada at the at the party you didn't like it and she goes no I said that party was for you. It was for your ego.

That was to feed your ego. And Willow goes, woof. And the grandma goes, mm-mm. And Will's like, and you were right. And I'm like, literally no one's ever thrown me a surprise party in my life, let alone any kind of party at all. I get Costco roses every like every trip birthday you know every mother's day whatever lots of them are combos you know because mother's

day and my birthday and my anniversary close together right i was just like and and that's what showed me what i've always thought is she is jealous of Will's career hmm I think she saw herself as the same level like when they got together and he just skyrocketed in these blockbuster money-making movies and she's had a very good career and one that anyone would envy right but she named like a movie that you know a movie that she was truly the lead of or that's like iconic or even if it wasn't like oscar-worthy like a really fun i mean she wasn't a pretty woman you know what i mean it was like so i just when i saw that i'm like of course in her mind she's gonna think oh you did this party so that everybody would come and say wow will is the greatest husband ever

not jada's the greatest woman turning 40. Yeah I think like now knowing what we know about them and then all these clips resurfacing like they're the definition of toxic. Yes. They are not happy and so I think we're all just kind of rolling our eyes because they overshare quite a bit on social on red table talk and it's like I'm all for sharing your lives on social media like i'm the biggest exploiter of my personal life and even i have things that are off limits but they don't and now we're just like enough we've had enough well you know about like i don't know 15 i think when i was writing white chicks actually which i wrote with the waynes brothers i'm sorry what when i was writing white chicks with the waynes brothers do you not know this no that's like the most iconic

movie of all time yes i were i worked they they had created the idea of the movie and then i went to keenan's house every day and and wrote the movie with them heather yes i was the white girl consultant yes you literally are oh my god i love for you. Like it makes so much sense. Congrats I know and then I had a part in and I was the sales girl I know that like I wrote that scene based on this girl who worked at this shop on 3rd Street in Beverly Hills, but When that was going on they were friends, you know, they're always friends Keenan and his wife They're no longer together, but they're five kids. One of their kids wasayden's age so they were very close to will and jada at that time and um this is when they were would match on the red carpet now they had a couple kids they could not be cuter they were what they were

the definition of couple goals that we talked about now and i've said this i'm like this couple goals thing don't ever say couple goals for me I think it's a lot of pressure for the couple. I agree. And I think there was, and I remember when Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman broke up, I said, like, with all these guys writing, I go, well, if Jada and Will break up, the world's going to lose their mind. And he goes, oh, my God, no, we won't be able to, you know, we won't be able to hold it. It's like Barack and, you know, Michelle know michelle michelle right can't handle it and so i think a lot of it is they pro in my opinion they probably had they not been on this pedestal yeah i think they probably would have broken up maybe like eight years ago you know no that's a good call when once their kids were

like teenagers or kind of and they just were not feeling each other and they were on different paths and they've been fighting i mean she said i cried for 40 days one time and someone who cries for 40 days if you're not getting you gotta make a change you should be going through divorce you gotta make a change yeah yeah okay i'm so i like i'm very much on the same page as you with that whole situation i haven't stopped thinking about it i think it's the craziest thing of all time and i'm very much on the same page as you with that whole situation. I haven't stopped thinking about it. I think it's the craziest thing of all time. And I'm very much looking forward to hearing what Chris Rock has to say because we've heard from a lot of people, but we haven't heard from him. Right.

Oh, I have a question for you. Speaking of just this. Have you seen that people believe that Kanye, who said, I'm going away to get some help, is really with the Chaney girl at that beautiful resort in Utah. Amangiri? Yes. I did not hear that.

Oh, I don't know. I follow some weird accounts. I don't know if someone's creating this story or if it's really, it's really her posting stories where she's like, oh, it's my vacation. And I don't know. She's probably feeding into it. Yeah. I don't know.

But I mean, that's not, that's't know but i mean that's not that's a beautiful resort but that's not therapy going with a girlfriend is not getting mental health no no no it's not but i'm glad that he has finally quieted down and is seeking some sort of help um okay so i think it's time we should dive into the fast stories fast five stories they're really good today and they're covering a wide range of topics so without further ado let's dive into the Fast Five Stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. Today's episode is brought to you by Relief Band. Nothing in the world is more annoying than being nauseous. I get it from migraines. I get it from hangovers. When Jackie was pregnant, she had a lot of morning sickness. And one out of three

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Remember when like stand-ups were doing this thing like Whitney Cummings was doing and all these people even Bert Kreischer hey text me they're still doing it people are still doing it so what is that they just get a lump sum of money or what is it no it's just a way of collecting data on all your fans so that when you have like merch coming out or a show coming up you have like a direct access because email marketing is like a little old school. People are very much like mobile friendly now. So the texting thing is like, oh, great. Now I have the phone numbers of 10,000 of my fans and I have to sell out a show. Let me send out a text message to those phone numbers that live in Arizona. You know, I feel like that went away, though, like there was a little moment where everybody was doing it and then they would write back these

texts like, ha ha. And hey, girl. And I'm like, what the hell is this? No. And then they would write back these texts like, ha ha and hey girl. And I'm like, what the hell is this? No, and sometimes if you go on like a creator's Instagram in their bio, it'll be like 917, blah, blah, blah. Text me. Right. So I don't know, but JLo was very much on that train when she announced her engagement. And it was so murky and like borderline mysterious that we didn't even get any information. Like it was so weird. But then borderline mysterious that we didn't even get any information like it

was so weird but then yesterday i did subscribe to her newsletter so i was one of the first people to get the information um we got some new some new details about the whole thing yeah she's letting fans know um in her newsletter that she is talking about her second chance at true love she said did you ever imagine your biggest dream could come true? Saturday night while at my favorite place on earth, in the bubble bath, my beautiful love got on one knee and proposed. I was taken totally off guard and just looked in his eyes, smiling and crying at the same time, trying hard to get my head around the fact that after 20 years, this was happening all over again i was

quite literally speechless and he said is that a yes i said yes of course that's a yes feels like theresa judice wrote this i don't know why i'm just seeing her and louis like doing this in the bath and then i put on my j-lo glow serum and i was so glowy I didn't need any makeup. Right. Next to my Jolly Rancher apple-flavored green ring. While listening to my new song. Yes. Yes, of course. It was very weird and very not A-list.

And J-Lo is A-list. Well, I mean, I was thinking about all the engagements. The only one she wasn't engaged to was Casper. Remember Casper? And I think that truly was for the best oh definitely definitely because remember he was always like seen coming in and out of like old-fashioned like um porn shops and stuff and he just was not of the caliber that a j-lo type needs no definitely not but she had the a-rod, you know, a beautifully shot situation on a beach. And I don't remember how Marc Anthony went down. And, of course, remember the Pink Diamond the first time with J-Lo.

You know, that was during the time where she was slicking back his hair. And they were buying a Bentley every other day, enjoying shopping. And so I think the fact that they did it that way like privately even though then she you know talked wrote about it after and it wasn't a big splash it wasn't in front of an arena or an award show I think is kind of cool you know oh yeah great for sure they're adults they have kids and um I love a second time around thing because especially with her, like if you see your old boyfriend from 20 years ago to be able to go, oh, and by the way, my body is better than it was 20 years ago. Who has that opportunity except for JLo? No, it's not fair.

She's more stunning, more successful, more famous, more everything of the sort. Probably better in the sack. Hundred percent. Yeah, it's not fair. It's not fair. I've always been really hot for Ben Affleck. He is completely my type. Yes.

But, you know, the way he like sprinted away from J-Lo straight into Jennifer Garner like was definitely hurtful for J-Lo. But I really was loving that moment for him, like being a family man. Their daughter's name is Serafina after my favorite restaurant. Like, I love that and then he went through this like really messy couple of years yeah with the snl writer and the and the jack in a box yeah right right and so for a while i was like this is america's sweetheart now he's definitely working back towards where he once was and i think j-lo has definitely helped yeah and I mean it's a

challenge to to marry someone that's in recovery but I mean she's a great match in that she literally has one glass of champagne a year if that and so like she doesn't need it or miss it however I do remember seeing one photo of them um like on a balcony in the beginning of them dating again. And I mean, I think he still smokes. Cigarettes? Yes. I don't know if he does or doesn't. I can't imagine her wanting to put up with that. I know, the breath.

And like the toxins going into your pores after your day low glow. Right, she's so natural. Right, right, right. How many subscribers do you think she got for her newsletter? I think she probably got 892. 192,000 is my guess. Do you know? No, no, no.

I was going to say about 100,000. Oh, really? Maybe. You're right. Maybe that much. Because even though I was curious, I was like, well, there's already articles written that they got engaged. So why do I need to go and see the thing and get a bunch of emails sent to me every time

there's a sale? Because she has 20 million followers. Obviously, 20 million people are not signing up for her dumb ass on the J-Lo. And, you know, all the news reporting really spoiled it. Like you didn't need the newsletter. Because when I got the people notification, I ran to her Instagram. And I'm like, what the fuck is on the J-Lo.com? And do you think, though, at this time, I mean, obviously she couldn't, it's,

if she's telling the truth, she didn't know when he was going to ask her and it really was a surprise. I want to say to him though, um, God, Ben, could you have waited about a week and a half until after the Kardashians launched? I know. I mean, we really could have had a bigger splash. I know. You know, can I ask you had a bigger splash. I know. You know, can I ask you a question? Yes. Do you struggle? Because, you know, you podcast quite a lot. So do we. And we get, you know, some backlash. Like all we do is talk about the Kardashians, especially in the last month, because every day they've been giving us just something really juicy. Do you have a hard time sometimes finding things to talk about that aren't the Kardashians?

a hard time sometimes finding things to talk about that aren't the Kardashians um not not really but like I do kind of want to like go through it quicker like go through like each person and I mean I'm not going to report on the you know True's balloon display you know what I mean like there's some things that are like interesting because they're a jumping off point of like talking about a bigger situation with a relationship or whatever but i mean god they really they have really worked hard to get people to uh newly subscribe to hulu if they weren't subscribing already i mean totally i would have to say you know like company company girl that chris jenner you, really, really, it was like, you will not regret this Hulu. I thought it was

kind of funny how like E! News is at the premiere. Same. It's like your ex-boyfriend at your wedding. Yes, that's what I wrote. I wrote like it's your ex-boyfriend coming to the wedding and it's like you want to be supportive, but come on. It's weird. Yeah, but I guess there's just nothing they can do because

if they're a pop culture thing, are they not gonna 90% of their stories are Kardashians too so they've just got to lick their wounds and move on yeah you know you have been in the podcasting game long before everyone else showed up and I have actually two questions for you the first is like what are your thoughts on like everyone you know getting a platform then be like I think I'll start a podcast for that you know now I just accept that everyone on earth will have a podcast it'll be like an Instagram and I'm like hey you know the technology is there you may not make money at it but if it's a way to journal or diary like oh my god I would have

loved to have gone back when I was you know 22 and heard me do an episode about my crazy night the night before at USC. Like, I would freaking love to have that kind of, like, you know, to archive or whatever. Yeah. But I really think there are – I remember, okay, when Friends first came out and Friends was popular, I was, like, out auditioning for things. And there were so many copycat friends shows yeah there's friends in there was one friends in Alaska there were friends in in San Francisco and they would just kind of change up the combination maybe it wasn't six maybe it was five people maybe it was three girls and two guys or three guys and two girls it was and none

of them made it none of the the shows made it except for Friends. So I think that there is room for micro-influencers, just like there's micro-podcasters. There's ways to get ads and make money. But as far as all these people that you and I used to interview now all having their own podcasts, I just go, hey, good luck. to interview now all having their own podcasts I just go hey good luck because when you're a writer or comedian or something you can see what the top shows are because we are able to without a guest or without a big juicy interview do it and the thing is with everybody having their own podcast there is no

interview to get they've already spilled it on their own show they've already gone on 25 different shows yeah so it's still fun to have those people yeah but you know once even with me once I I'm like okay I got that new housewife's life story then the next season comes around and I'm like sometimes I hit it off with some people I'm like come on we'll also talk about your opinion of other things but other most lots of times I'm like I already got the life story I was the first one to get it I don't really care you know like so that's kind of what I think about it and then I guess the second half of that question is like you I think maybe I'm wrong but like your podcast is bigger than it's ever been like you are really like chart topping staying relevant you have a really really strong audience and might I add, they are just lovely, lovely people, like just nice girls. I really like them. And what, and I guess this is

a question for me, like what advice or how do you maintain that relevancy? I assume it's just like you're extremely consistent. I definitely think the consistency is so important because it's just like when you have anything, your favorite thing in life, like, you know, if all of a sudden it goes away or I understand sometimes people have to take a break and they should. I just treated it like kind of like when I produced Chelsea Lately and we had like no weeks off. We would do like evergreen shows and plop them in and and other shows like a Jimmy Kimmel They would go off for three months and things like that And so for me, it's kind of hard because I'm like, oh my god Like I'm never gonna allow myself to you know Really take a real break right even when you do these shows and you're on vacation and you still got a post that the show

was up and all that kind of stuff, but I just think I've just never run out of something to say, you know, and and I think, yeah, you've got to think about that, too, when you start a show like is is there enough to go for years, you know, even sometimes with some of these crime podcasts, I'm like, God, I mean, I've run out of stories that I haven't heard yet. Like, what do you, and you know, and there's only so many that are really juicy, you know, like just going to like your local police department. Oh, this guy was shot on the corner. You're like, that's terrible. But this wasn't like a big conspiracy. He wasn't sleeping

with the shooter's wife, you know? So I kind of like, I don't know. I know. I think about that a lot too. So I think that's part of it. Yeah. Yeah. Today's episode is also brought to you by Olive & June. If you are unable to do your own nails at home like I was, this is the brand for you. Olive & June makes it so easy and so affordable to do your nails at home with their Manny system. It breaks down to just $2 a manicure, which is just an unbeatable price, especially in today's economy. It's so easy to get salon-worthy nails at home with Olive and June. Their manicure system gives you everything you need to just get the perfect at-home manicure.

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okay so another news story that's kind of sad but then had like a weird twist so obviously yesterday it was reported that gilbert godfrey passed away which is so sad but then his twitter was hacked um briefly after it was announced that he died and it was really like creepy and super fucked up so on Tuesday afternoon the late star's bio was changed to hacked by at ye at archive on Instagram an account that no longer exists on Instagram and then followed by several bizarre tweets that were deleted but snagged by the Daily Mail obviously because the Daily Mail is always there for us um and I just think this is like the most fucked up thing on the planet it really is I mean it's he was you know a really funny guy he was I think he was 67 I wasn't aware he was sick right but so um at least it wasn't aware he was sick. Right. But so at least it wasn't like a sudden thing for his family.

But yeah, people are gross. People just want that little bit of fame, even if it's anonymous. Right. And at what cost? Like literally a man just died. Yeah. It's amazing how gross the world is, especially when it comes to stuff like that. Never ceases to amaze me.

Here are some of the tweets. especially when it comes to stuff like that never ceases to amaze me here are some of the tweets um they retweeted someone who wrote retweet if you eat and then it's blurred out but i think we can all imagine what that is um i'm running a deal on my only fans right now would mean the world if you subscribed drain gang blade fuck that they say they can gang just like out of control content and not appropriate oh terrible you know what I also hate is you know when you have you has this happened to you where you post something and the first five comments are like I can't believe I could make so much money with Josie Smith's financial services and it's like the first I'm always like god damn it and that like but i don't know you know people are desperate and if this is what they do but this this is really gross because

this is a loved one and this is right and now you know this becomes a story instead of like right remembering a great man like funny like guy with a very unique uh persona and point of view and comedy so i agree like the lengths that this is just like for me like really telling of the links that people will go to to be relevant on social media whether it's positive or negative and yes there are all these weird like scam bot things especially on instagram that are like oh my brother said i'm ugly tap my profile to tell me if I am like stop wait there's this one that I always get that's like you won't you will want to go to the bathroom after you see my videos

can you believe my latest video why do guys go into the bedroom after watching my videos that's like my first comment after every post mine I'll always like scroll through and then I'll see one that's like if I comment this it'll get buried so it doesn't matter I'm gay but I don't think it's like a genuine coming out story I think it's like clickbait it is so weird Instagram like really needs to do something about that yes I've been commenting more now where I'm just like well sometimes I that's what I got in trouble with the not in trouble but I when I said something to Chrissy Teigen but like now I used to not comment under other things but now I'm just like like I saw that like Garcelle's book is coming out yes and she had all these she did a compilation video of all these celebrity friends going it's here it's here it's here so then I just wrote out under and I said even though you didn't contact me to film myself saying it's here, I'm still happy about your book. So I'm like, I've worked with you. I've interviewed you.

Why didn't you tell me to say it to you? Ask me for a video. Yeah. And did you see that Erica and her obviously having some sort of something because Erica threw away her book and posted it on Instagram? I love it because what Erica doesn't realize is that really helped sell her book even more I know I was actually thinking like if you really hate Garcelle then don't post that because people were like oh I didn't know Garcelle wrote a book can't wait to go check it out yeah I know like what she should have done and also I was disturbed and I'm not like a freak like I mean I am good I'm really good about um you know whatever trash can that was, I hope that it wasn't hers because she had an old telephone in there.

Yeah. You can't do that. It was a unique mixture of items, that big old telephone. Like, recycle it. Give it away. And then she had a plastic bottle and a Red Bull. That's not supposed to go in the same thing as, yeah. Right.

And she lives in West Hollywood, where I feel like they're extremely strict about recycling i mean everybody is they make it so easy for you what's wrong not in well maybe i never had to do it when i was with tom gerardi it's true it's true she never had to recycle her own trash did you see her tweets last night oh no what did she do oh my god she was going crazy about just she's just like i'm bored who wants to write me and then it was like you know a lot of like you know dick emojis and and wet things where people said who are you dating or something and she's like like i'm getting you know i'm getting plenty of this but i'm still married and it was really nasty stuff but i have to say she's pretty clever like pretty quick with the sexual comebacks on the on the Twitter

Like she yes, she is. Yeah, I'm like I don't think she was that bright But and by the way, where do you stand now with the Erika Jayne of it all like do you think she now I? I think she I Mean, I think she's got to take some responsibility for it but I also think that um I didn't I don't think she like looked into it I mean there's so many women that and especially in her situation and then I think he was like spend whatever you want and she didn't ask she didn't want to know and I know and I yeah and then also once she knew he was cheating I mean there's nothing worse than being 23 years younger than your husband or 27 years younger than

your husband hottest shit getting plastic surgery every year and he's this old bald waddling man and he still wants to sleep with someone other than you right like he's the one cheating on you that's not how it's supposed to work and I always think the fact that he cheated with a judge it's like you know is no matter how many new boob jobs and eye lifts you get you can't go to a plastic surgeon and get a better brain so like he was cheating with a girl who was really smart yeah and i just think that really pissed her off and her revenge was not revenge but just i'm going to spend even i'm going to be spending even more because I remember I had privy to like or maybe it's out there. How in the beginning of their marriage, what her like American Express bill was.

And it literally went from shopping at like BB to then like BCBG to then like Saks to then like going straight to the Louis Vuitton store. Right, right. And it was so it was just like, you know, she she's like that 30 year old girl that gets a rich boyfriend. She's like, I can buy these little brown baby kitten heels. Like, yes. Like, oh, my God, you're going to buy me a bottle of shampoo. And then realizes, no, I can spend a lot more than this. I can get Cartier, you know, Jaguar.

And even like someone who works for their money would be like, I'm not going to buy my diamonds at Tiffany's. I'm going to go to a really great jeweler. Right. And like get, you know, and so it's like. Yeah, because it's the same quality, but even for better. I'm not going to do this label-y thing. But for her, it was like, I want to flash to the world that I'm so rich and then when she realized that he you know that they weren't even and I I heard that like there were times

where you know she wanted her divorce or he wanted to work and she was like it'll cost you so much more to divorce me mm-hmm then if you just let me spend whatever I want becoming this you know fake pop star right and that being the pop star cost so much money I mean she did not make any money no performing until until housewives right and I think she said she was spending 40 grand a month on just hair and makeup that's just glam that's not getting all the guys hotel rooms wardrobe lying them so you can do like gay pride in dallas like you know and for what you know for what you you're telling me you're making money off of those itunes downloads no you know no music is a tough

business so i don't know i don't know what will happen i think um i mean i think she'll continue to have fans sell her hair extensions, be on the show, and be able to survive that way, even if she has nothing really to show from the 20 years of being with Tom Girardi in the end. Totally. And you know what? Speaking of divorce, that's a great segue into our third story, which is really juicy. juicy. Julia Hart, who obviously we all know from My Unorthodox Life, allegedly wired $50,000 of company money to hire her divorce lawyer. So page six obviously has the exclusive that the My Unorthodox Life star was fired from her role as CEO of Elite World Group in February amid her nasty divorce with the owner of Elite World Group, Silvio. And I like how they left that out of the show, you know, like she was a self-made woman but her husband ran the company it was very yeah so now page six has documentation showing that

Julia's assistant used funds from e1972 which is elite world's group made to measure clothing brand she used money to pay for a retainer for a divorce attorney at Miller Ziderman LLP and it is unclear whether Julia Hart reimbursed the company for the $50,000. The email that Page Six had has her assistant saying, please see the signed retainer attached. I will need an invoice for the $50,000. This will be coming from E1972 Inc. So I don't know if they planned on reimbursing, but if they didn't, this assistant is one of the worst criminal cover-ups of all time. She literally wrote an email saying exactly the crime she's committing.

Well, I mean, I almost think that makes Julia look better that that it was her assistant, that it was that they were being honest about it. Like, I need an attorney. And if I don't have fifty thousand dollars in a personal account and and this is a company, I think that one, the madeto-order was one that she created with under the the thing of the umbrella yes so I mean I don't think that's that bad I mean the thing is whether you're a really really rich or you're you know and you have your own business or you're the housewife that wants to leave the husband I mean when women are are with a guy and they want to leave they have to start stipending money for months and months and months they you know have to blindside them they go in and pay for the kids school for the year on the joy account they you

know so that they're not screwed so mean, it happens even when you're really wealthy. It's so true. I don't think $50,000 is the worst. The $850,000 that he's saying she also took from the company, I don't really know about that. But, I don't, you know, look, it's a very interesting story. I've hung out with her on a number of occasions. No way. What's she like? Tiny?

It's interesting because she doesn't know a lot about the world because she was living in this place where she didn't watch TV or anything. Right, right. So if I would just mention something like, oh, remember when Julia Roberts was engaged to, who was the country guy that everyone thought was so ugly? Kenny Chesney? No, that was Renee Zellweger yeah that's even too far back but if I just said anything like something a reference pop culture from like 12 years ago she doesn't she doesn't know and I go did you ever watch that show Kimmy Schmidt or whatever and she I was just gonna say she's a mole woman and she said I saw a

little of it and honestly it was too disturbing for me because she's like, I really didn't like get to do all these things. And I my question was always just like, I just. OK, so you're you're wearing, you know, the the conservative clothes. You're making your own matzo ball soup. You're raising these kids. You're living like, you know, still like you're in a nice house you're not right and then all of a sudden you create a company and then are traveling as an executive and sell it to this other company and like fall in love with this guy and get married

and and one of my questions that I had for her when I interviewed her I was like I just when you go from like you know being very humble in a lot of ways with your clothes and stuff how do you just feel comfortable buying Chanel underwear within like eight years even if you have the money and she just was like well it's my money I made the money too and I was like okay you know I'm like I'm literally asking when someone how do you change your mind about money so quickly? Because no. And by the way, I think you're asking something like a lot of people for me, like what I took away from the show was like, I didn't really feel like they did a good job

explaining how she got from point A to point B. Yeah. And, and that's because the show did it fail to mention that the man she was living with and married to owned the company. Cause it's very difficult to become the CEO of a Fortune 500 company when you don't have a master's degree or, and just selling your shoe company to a big conglomerate. Like, I just, I didn't understand the path and how she got from A to B. So I think a question like that is extremely fair. Well, when I was talking to her, I did an interview with her,

and then we hung out on, like, two other occasions. But she just would say, it's in the book. It's in the book. The book is not what you see on Netflix. Got it. Got it. So I believe that. I think if people are really curious, I think if they read the book, hopefully we'll get the answers or we'll start to get reviews that, you know.

But she's just, she's very sweet. She's very, very petite and and tiny and we went to the Gucci fashion show she invited me to the Gucci fashion show in LA did you go yes oh fun very very weird I've never been to anything like that and um like I'm just very fascinated by like uh models trying to make themselves ugly today. I don't get that. I come from, like, you know, the Cindy Crawford times where, you know, only the most beautiful people, you know. And some of these people are beautiful, but they'll have them, like.

Make them ugly. Yeah, make them ugly. The makeup's ugly. The outfits are ugly. So there was a lot of that. Like, it was a lot of terrifying things. But it was a cool experience. Oh, I love that for you.

What did you wear? I just wore, like, an Alice and Olivia. What did I wear? Alice and Olivia dress and cute, like, jacket that was, like, embroidered and stuff. And some, you know, boots. I mean, I don't have Gucci clothes. I did bring a Gucci bag. But I don't have a Gucci. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I'm not and some, you know, boots. I mean, I don't have Gucci clothes. I did bring a Gucci bag, but I don't have a Gucci. Yeah, I'm not Dorit, you know.

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like the Jelena fans, people who are still holding out hope for Justin Bieber and Selena, or as I like to call them, fucking losers. And she just wrote, she's talking to the camera and she says, this is for you guys in my comments every single time I post. Enough time has gone by.

I'm minding my business. I don't do anything. I don't say anything. I don't say anything. Leave me alone, please. I beg of you. Truly. That's my only request. Be miserable somewhere else, please.

I have spoken like at length about how like there are people who wake up every day and choose to to daydream about Justin and Selena getting back together. And those people are such losers. And any time, you know, Haley posts on social media the comments are like Selena would never do this and then she gets paparazzi and the paparazzi are like Selena what do you think about Selena it's like leave this bitch alone like she's been married for almost four years like can she get some peace well the fact that you say it's Selena Gomez I now have a whole different perspective okay I mean that's what page six thinks it's

about and that's what i assumed it was about too because um i once did some i just i remember i i was at the grocery store and i saw something selena's best friend or something this girl is her best friend and i'm like wait didn't she get a kidney francia raissa from her best friend yes and they don't talk anymore this is not the girl that was featured in the magazine as being her best friend so i said oh so she's got a new best friend what about the girl that came and i'm always like obsessed with like i remember like george lopez the comedian his wife gave him a kidney but then they still got one and did she want it back in the divorce i mean i just think it's like a such a a thing to ask someone for and to receive and I used to joke like God

do you imagine if you if you did receive the kidney from someone and then you're like hey can you pick me up for the airport and they're like oh my God I can't it's like it's fine I only gave you your life it's fine literally I'll get in an Uber don't want to inconvenience you it's just going to be like the forever thing that you owe this person for so i just like made a little joke about it when i put it on tick tock and it went insane and i literally like was terrified i took it down and then about a week after two weeks after every time I posted anything it was all these Selena Gomez fans with snakes and keep Selena's name out of your mouth and then when I really and I was like first I was looking at it I was like God these Selena teenagers don't they

have like an honors paper to write or something why do they have time to do it and then I realize no I think they're all bots I don't know if she's in charge of it i don't know if her pr company's in charge of it but there is no way these were all actual individual people writing me over and over there over again there aren't that many losers in the world there really are and i had to like block every single one and i was looking at him and that's what i realized that like if you say anything negative about her or somebody else in pop culture it's like i don't know if someone runs it if she's aware of it but it's an automatic on slot to make you shut up and they did they shut me up yeah i mean i i won't ever post about selena gomez i will keep her name out of my mouth except when i'm talking to you on Morning Toast.

But I will never post about her again. So it's like it's the same kind of like mafia mentality. Right. Of like I don't want to fuck with that, you know. So. But see, and I have to say, like, I was a Selena hater for many years. And I've admitted recently that, like, I've recently fallen in love with Selena Gomez. I think her makeup is incredible. I have it all literally literally right here I think she was amazing in Only Murders

in the Building and I've recently become like a really big fan of hers but I think I would be remiss not to mention the fact that she doesn't talk to the girl who gave her a kidney is extremely bizarre well these these Selena fans tried to explain that they're good they're fine why are you talking about it you old woman you know so I think that um so I don't know like why who these people are whether she's in charge of it whether she's not in charge of it um I think she's really talented and beautiful too I mean it doesn't make any sense when she and Justin Bieber have been married for all these years. So, yeah, I really, like I said, I really don't know why people do it. But I also think that I know it's hard because people in this state, they can't give up their social media,

and it is disturbing when you see all these awful comments, and they're the first, you know, 100. But I guess maybe it's okay that she brings it up, Hailey Bieber, just so people know that, like that it is kind of a shitty thing to wake up to. Even though you're waking up to Justin Beaver in a beautiful house and a cute dog, it's still not a great morning.

It's still not a great morning for you. And you know, whether they're bots or human beings, they idolize Justin. And honestly, if i was hayley i would be like bitch get your fucking ass up and work like go on social media and tell people to leave me alone like it's she's out here fending for herself when really at the end of the day the only person they actually might listen to is justin what she should have done is she should

have said you know it's i was reading these awful comments with snake emojis and all this stuff and that's what i had my mini stroke and then make them all feel really guilty that they caused it yeah we live in such a fucked up day and age like no one would care yeah that would do nothing yeah it would do nothing um our fifth and final story is a little plastic surgery news because you know i love it we love some good filler. And Simon Cowell has removed all the face fillers from his face after he, quote, went too far. So he did a sit down interview with The Sun and he basically said there was a stage where I might have gone a bit too far. I saw a picture of me from before the other day and I didn't recognize it as me at all.

Enough is enough. Now there is zero filler in my face. And there was a phase where everyone was having their faces pumped full of this and the other but actually for me now a lot of it comes down to healthy eating and drinking tons of water the only good thing of getting older is you have a lot of experience and it's not always about the things you did well it's also about the things you didn't he also goes on to say like his kid was like freaked out um when he saw his face because it was like so full and people have been like posing pictures for years of simon cowell like his face looking different being mean to him um and i just want to say normalize getting filler and normalize

changing your mind and getting them taken out i i mean i love that he's being so honest we we're a family that watches america's got talent So we were there when he was normal. And then we were there when he looked like he put on a mask. And I think it's, and I think people, people shouldn't be so harsh on people because even the best doctors, you know, and often what happens, especially with like people that are not huge stars, like a, you know, a social influencer or a reality star is they go. And then someone is like come into

my office you want free botox and then they get free botox and maybe they just got their lips done like four months ago and they're like while i'm here do you want a little bit more and you really don't have to refill filler as much as as a botox situation and that's what happens that's when people start getting the enormous cheeks and the lips and they start to look weird and let me just tell anyone that's thinking about this because i have had it happen um when you have the filler removed it is so incredibly painful like way more painful than putting it in so just just like be very careful with it and and really think about like I mean it's amazing how much people can change their faces with like a new jaw

line and cheekbones and it's so beyond but just don't once you kind of start that like is that something you want to keep up it's like the same time where people are like you know what I got rid of my highlights it just was too much i just you know it's like or nails or whatever like it's a big expense and then um but what's good about filler is like you can get filler and go like two years and it's gone and nobody notices it providing you do it right no one knows that it's gone now and so um i can i just see how it can happen especially with stars and. And it's just like when I was in high school, people were into going to tanning salons. And they'd get their, but we'd call it tanorexia. In that they looked in the mirror and they still saw a pale person.

They did not see, so they kept getting tanner and tanner. And I think that happens a lot with plastic surgery. Yeah, and I think also with plastic surgery like people change their mind trends change things go in and out of style so like I don't know sometimes I look back I don't get a ton of plastic surgery but I get filler in my lips I was gonna say your lips look really good thank you so much I'm at a good place now but in order to get to this place I had to go more I had to go less and I'll see pictures and I'm like oh my god I look fucking crazy but I thought I looked good in the moment and it is what it is it's a slippery slope though for sure i i i definitely

think it is and i think it's also what i like about filler and stuff is that it is kind of a trend and oh but what i do want to warn the young girls about because um is what do we call it annie annie works with me the way they take out the fat in your cheek buckle fat removal have you heard of this you gotta try it no you don't no you do not okay from someone who has i've never had cheek filler or anything i've always had this kind of like fuller face yeah and now that i'm old it's really served me well but what i've heard is like abella hadid allegedly got this taken down so that she had and then filled the cheekbones got it and then you know along with the nose and a lip and a fox eye and this and that it looks absolutely stunning but now she looks like she's 40. and you're not going to be able to get that fat back so it's like i definitely don't think people should get

if you have a little baby round face just love it yes and you have a nice little baby round face and you need to love it you know what it will it will serve you well as you continue on you look beautiful now but you will you'll be that girl that looks young at 45. do you know what i did do though like a couple years ago i had I had fat taken out of my neck because I had a big double chin. And it was the most glorious thing I ever did. It was incredibly painful. The chin thing or the, what do you call the shots that they do? Kybella. I don't know if that works that well.

No, I wouldn't advise against. The chin and all that I think is great. That's what i did i did chin lipo and i went in for kybella and my plastic surgeon who was featured on the real house wise of new york yes um she basically said she does not recommend kybella it is incredibly painful and there's like a 50 success rate so it's like to go through all that for 50-50, fuck no. And then when you do it, you can't go out for like a month. You look like you have a troll face. Not a troll, a toad.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Like a big turkey neck. Yeah. I don't recommend Kybella, but I did love my lipo journey. I also heard threading doesn't work okay so a lot of people are into threading and I have seen so many videos of people who had threading gone wrong threading is basically they put threads in your face like under your skin and pull your face back so it's like a outpatient like a facelift kind of they're so dangerous like

there's so many people i've seen who've had it like done incorrectly yeah so i mean all those things like yeah just be careful with it and yeah don't and also i don't just think some people don't start so young because it's just i agree you can look and you can be 26 and you can look like a 42 year old mom with work done like you know there is like a youthfulness about a 27 year old face that you want to hang on to I agree I agree um Heather I literally would take a bullet for you thank you so much for coming on I really don't want you to no but like I would um thank you so much for coming on everyone if you don't I'm sure you already do check out Heather's podcast Juicy Scoop how many episodes you drop

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