The Toast - S5 Ep45: Inflation Girlies with Lauren Elizabeth: Friday, April 15th, 2022

Episode Date: April 15, 2022

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast and happy Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. It is Friday and I am so excited to be joined by podcaster, influencer, beauty, TNN sister, Lauren Elizabeth. Hey, Lauren. Hey, girly girl. How are you doing today? How you doing? Hey Lauren. Hey girly girl. How are you doing today? How you doing? Um how you doing? I'm good. I um you know our mutual producer texted me 1700 times reminding me um what time zone I'm on. So I am here and I'm ready. That's no slight against you. It's only because we've had so many guest co-hosts and the remote ones like we always fuck up the time zones. You just assume when you get an email like it's going to be in your time zone yeah I mean like I understand that but at the same time like I actually never know time zones and she knows that as well so it's like a mutual

understanding but I'm just like happy to be here I obviously saw you literally seven days ago so it's just kind of like weird that we're now recording together it's a lot for sure are you getting sick of me no I'm not I honestly just like it's weird recording on um the podcast with you and not just watching you uh wash your hair in the bathtub you know yeah that's what we do on FaceTime yeah um it's been a minute since you've been on the show so I don't think you've been on since LA week before the pandemic well I think there was one I was thinking about it but I was still living in West Hollywood so it was before I bought my house it was before I moved to Chicago and I think there was one, I was thinking about it, but I was still living in West Hollywood. So it was before I bought my house. It was before I moved to Chicago.

And I think it was when it was my first merch drop with you guys, like for the podcast. And it was you, me, and Jackie. And I remember just being like so nervous. I feel like I have imposter syndrome with the toast for some reason because I'm just like, I don't know. It's because it's like this cult following and they're so passionate and like I know that there's crossover but for some reason I realized this morning while I was getting ready I was like I have imposter syndrome I was like why don't I just like be myself like yourself you're the best we're just gonna you know we're just gonna we're

gonna try to make this the best toast that I've ever been on it's gonna be the best toast I want to catch up with you before we dive in because like I said it's been a minute since you have been on the toast. You moved back to Chicago. I sure did. You're a Chicago gal, a Midwestern girly. How is that going for you? I mean I love it. If there's any Midwest girlies out there it is just like you get it. Like I was on therapy on Tuesday like after I saw you in Chicago and everything and I was just like I am having so much fun. This is just the best city. I'm so happy. And I was like, I just don't want to have to go back to boring LA. And she's like, stop saying LA is boring.

It's not boring. And I'm sorry, but like it is. And I asked my brother, I said, where would you rather go out? LA or Chicago? He was like, obviously Chicago. It's just Chicago is the best. I mean, you met the Chicago toasters. Like they turn up.

No, and every time I go to Chicago, I really, like, could imagine myself living there. It's such a great city. And it's so much better than New York in so many ways. And I really enjoy it. So, like, I totally get why you're having this, like, renaissance with Chicago. Well, it's because we had this little thing called the Chicago Fire.

And it's, like, the city burnt down. And so when we rebuilt it it we rebuilt it with alleyways and that's where we put our trash so what you need to do is you need to burn New York down to the ground and rebuild it with alleyways yeah and you guys also have those underground like highways right streets I mean kind of like we have like some that go down we don't have any of that but I just feel like that really helps with traffic. Oh, oh. Yeah. I mean, I'm sorry.

Like, you know that I love you and I love the sisters, but I do like Chicago better than New York. I'm sorry. You know what? I'm not going to argue with you there. I think Chicago is really, really great. And I'm so happy that you're having this like late in life. Well, not late in life.

I mean, it is pretty late in life. How long were you in L.A. for? A decade. Yeah, it's a lot yeah it's a lot it's a lot and like I said on my YouTube channel I'm being very open and honest about the fact that I have no idea what I'm doing with my life because I feel like a lot of times I pretend and I'm just kind of over pretending and so you know this as well I kind of like have to go back to LA like after the summer and I'm still just like I don't know how to feel about it I think at first I was

really excited because of the weather and now I'm just like I don't think I can do it so poll decide my life I was gonna ask you like what your plan is but I know that it's like a triggering topic for you because you most likely will end up back in LA my plan is that I have no plan I'm going to go back to LA but if I'm miserable like I think that what people don't realize is like you're allowed to change your mind and you're allowed to not know like that's like straight up it's I feel like in then when you announce something on the internet everyone like expects that it's like etched in stone and so now I'm just like listen I don't know I'm gonna change my mind I don't care one second I hate LA the next second I love it like right now I hate it and I don't want to go

back so that might change in a few months we don't I I agree with you normalize changing your mind like it happens to all of us we're all human beings like if we're gonna unburden ourselves on the internet 24 7 you think we're not gonna change our minds a hundred percent but I do I do agree with you like that's something that I don't think a lot of people speak about when you share your life online there is this understanding that like when you make a decision and you announce it like it that's it like it's yeah you're good and we're not even giving like the whole backstory of the decision you know what I mean and so it's like I'm like yeah I shared the decision with you but I also like didn't tell you like x y and z so now I've changed my mind and I have to kind of fill you in you have to be understanding just a lot but I'm just in this like I think the key to

happiness is just like not caring and that's kind of what I'm doing like instead of getting stressed out I'm like I don't care like maybe I'll be miserable in a few months we'll figure it out I mean I've known you for a long time and I definitely think you're in like a very unique season of your life now it's weird yeah we're like you're just kind of carefree similar to Margot yeah but a little bit more like hot mess express version she's like like she just got promoted like she's like in her season of like peaking and I'm just peaking in a different way of like I don't care I'm kind of a mess and I'll get my life together eventually whereas like Margot's very much like I mean someone's about to snatch

her up snatch up the snitch but there's no right way to to do it you know I guess I guess you're right well I love you and I'm so happy you're here and I can't wait to dive into the past five I'm happy to be here and I just watched your most recent vlog I know I'm so excited oh you did yeah oh yeah because you were like in it for a second well I was like waiting for the footage of me and there was none yeah okay so I forget to film horizontal a lot of times um so I only had vertical I lost my voice from your show um I only have vertical I only have vertical footage of you but you're all over my TikTok yes I saw by the way absolute feral rat can we talk about your TikTok because it is so crazy how like every single one of your

videos go goes viral okay remember when it started though remember you FaceTimed me like two months ago and you're like bitch you're going viral on tiktok and i was like yeah i know what's going on and now every time i post like my tiktok does really well and i don't know the secret sauce it's so crazy i think what you have i think what i've learned is two things one i used to be so hard on myself about like having my brand make sense on each platform and similar to i don't care i'm like tiktok is one thing my podcast is another thing yeah my instagram is another thing because like what human being doesn't have multiple sides to their personality no it's so true so if you go

to tiktok i'm gonna be a feral club rat yeah no i do think for a while like you were very militaristic about like what content goes on what platform. And then when you kind of let yourself just go, like, your TikTok is so good. And I was looking at it the other day because you posted a really cute TikTok that, like, really went viral of us in Chicago. I was like, damn, every single one of this bitch's videos has, like, hundreds and thousands of views. I mean, if only those numbers would transfer over, you know what I mean? Girl, I'm on the struggle bus with you as well when it comes to TikTok.ok but i just wanted to say i'm very proud and jealous of you thank you all you have to do is uh use the viral songs that's literally all you have to do it's really not that simple though it is i swear to god that's all i do no like somebody who works

at tiktok put you in like a special basket of people yeah yeah and then they sure then they put me in a basket of degenerate rats who cannot get any engagement whatsoever shut the fuck up no I'm telling you it's true no your TikTok does well I watch it sometimes I go to yours to see like what you're lip syncing over to um see if there's something that I should do oh I swear to god I have like three in my drafts just from like you the mental hospital one where it was like, I would check myself in the mental hospital today. But I have things to do. But see, I also do the clickbait.

So like what I did, the caption was when I have to talk about my breakup online instead of going to therapy. And then everyone was like, oh my God. Well, let's talk about that. You're a single girly now. I know. Isn't it amazing? How are you doing? Like single wise? You think you can get your heart broken once let me tell you it can happen twice and in a 12 month period um yeah so this one's a lot different because it was a little

bit more amicable it wasn't as long of a relationship it was a little more situational um I didn't go into like a deep dark hole where I lost a lot of weight this time which was like a little upsetting I was like why do I still have my appetite right yeah no I'm obviously just kidding um but yeah it's good I mean it was like a sad few months but like being in Chicago this time and just being able to like lean on you guys in New York my friends in Chicago family here. And just like literally say YOLO. And I said on my vlog, whenever you say YOLO, it means you're about to make a bad decision. 100%.

And that's where we're at. So I'm honestly fine, which is shocking information. Yeah, but I'm happy for you. And you know what? Like, it is what it is. Know that I am. It's fine. It's fine.

Like, everything happens for a reason. So you might not know at this moment, like, why that happened. But in like a year, you will know exactly why. Do you want to know what you said to me after the breakup? Do you remember? No. I was dying. We were on FaceTime.

And you go, in my New York Times bestselling book, I don't know if you've read it, I said. And you just started quoting things from your book. And I feel like as a bestie, that was some, you know, it was good for me on FaceTime. And then you started yelling at me on the phone. I'm never not promoting my brand. No, like literally me crying on FaceTime, you promoting your book. And then I was like, I honestly am just like afraid that I'm going to end up alone. And you're like, you know what?

I'm not living in this fucking alternate universe with you. Okay, you needed to hear that. You needed to hear that. I feel like I'm going to end up alone. Lauren, you're 26. You're 27 and three quarters, bitch. Me too. You're stunning.

Our birthdays are three days apart. But what I was saying was like, it's totally OK to be sad about a breakup. But like, it's not OK to then slip into delusional thought. Like, the idea of you ending up alone. Like, you are successful. You are funny. You are smart. You are kind.

You are stunning. Beautiful, stunning and smart. Like there's just no possibility in the world that you are going to not be able to find someone. So like that is where I drew the line with my sympathy. That's where you need a tough love. Yeah. You're like voice. First of all, for podcast listeners, I'm shaking my head.

I don't take compliments. I don't listen to them. They just go right over. And then secondly, I like your tone switch. You just started yelling at me. And then 20 seconds later, you later you hung up the phone well you needed to hear it I'm sorry like that's I'm gonna be that friend I I just spent the rest of the day laughing like it was honestly amazing but good good good yeah I don't know what I was gonna say something else I took my Adderall before this so I'm just I'm good I was gonna ask you because I was having this

conversation with Joey Kamasi yesterday so if you're a regular Adderall user you take it before I'm like not really clear on how Adderall works so you take it before you work or after why would I take it after I don't know so I can focus on watching tv oh well like yeah sometimes um yeah so uh yeah so I take it before I'm on like a really low dose when you had Craig Conover or no you didn't we're talking about yeah with Paige or whatever and they were like talking about like taking Adderall and stuff and I was like okay like let's not shame me like this early in the morning but yeah I take like a really low dose for work but then like sometimes like there's just you know sometimes push comes to shove and you just like need it before going to girl with no job at the

Chicago theater like by the way I wasn't shaming at all we were talking about reality stars who like don't really even have a prescription yeah like I'm saying like Craig and Paige it's like I'm happy for you I'm also obsessed with you. Aren't they so cute? I literally like, it's a lot for me to handle. If she moves to Charleston, I might move to Charleston because my whole family's moving to Charleston. I know that.

I don't know if you know this. I do. So Paige, if you're listening, if you could find me someone to date in Charleston, if you want a friend, I'm not opposed to that idea at all. Yes, I could see you in Charleston. I'm actually not a big thirst monster. I really just want like a normal person that like doesn't have social media that just wants

to impregnate me. Like that's honestly all I want. You know what? That is so true. You are really not like a thirst monster. I'm really not. I think since we're such good friends. Well, I think it's like we're so similar, but then there's some stuff where like I just

let you take the lead. And like I is someone who puts themselves online for a living I hate attention I hate when people look at me I hate taking pictures like that's why I fucking started a podcast is so that I wouldn't have to like put my like I would just be able to whatever and then all of a sudden you're like you should start taking videos of your podcast I'm like Claudia this is not what I signed up for girl I'm a business woman like I know I mean the entrepreneurial spirit at TNN is just it's hard we go hard but yeah like I really like I'm a big hinge girly like I love going on hinge I love meeting the Midwest boys and I love when they're like oh like what do you do and I'm like oh I work in like social media what do you do they're like

oh I went to Notre Dame and I'm like that's so hot like that is so hot a businessman boat for Lauren Elizabeth yeah that's all like if I could literally Dame. And I'm like, that's so hot. That is so hot. A businessman bow for Lauren Elizabeth. Yeah, that's all. Like, if I could literally quit doing what I'm doing and maybe just do my podcast and TikTok, I would. But I don't have a daddy to pay my rent. You'll be there soon. Thank you so much. So thank you for opening up.

We should probably dive in. Yeah, I know. I know. I'm looking at the clock. I'm like, we have a lot of ground to cover. But I appreciate you sharing, opening up about heartbreak, love, love lost. And I love you. And you're going to join me for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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who saw rihanna and rocky on a date at craigs in west hollywood last week told us she looked fine and when they walked out they were fine it felt normal between them page six also obtained footage of the pair holding hands as they exited the restaurant but the rumors started on Thursday when a writer Louis Pisano who interview magazine once called Instagram's messiest fashion influencer claimed on Twitter that Rihanna and A$AP Rocky had parted ways so he wrote Rihanna and A$AP Rocky had parted ways. So he wrote, Rihanna and A$AP Rocky have split. Rihanna broke up with him after she caught him cheating with shoe designer Amina Muadi. Oh, my God. I love her.

Do you know what she looks like? Gorgeous. She's right here. Like, literally the most stunning person on the planet. So this, like, Instagram thirst monster also wrote, A$AP and Amina is not new, though, and she was seeing him years ago and also collaborated with him on a collection of shoes. So, I mean, I hate to report news, like like that one person on social media like created um but it

picked up fast like within 30 within 30 minutes i saw it on east so i did my investigative journalism obviously and i went to her tagged photos and i went to her instagram who and amina is that so i'm a big fan of her she's so stunning her shoes are incredible she works she literally works for Fenty and so there was this yeah like she's one of their shoe designers like she is employed by Rihanna and so she like literally designs Fenty shoes she designs her own shoes and then I go to her Instagram her recent post is literally of Rihanna and it's on her story literally Rihanna just tagged A$AP Rocky as her baby bump on the vote cover and then I go to Amina's tagged photos and someone like put this like little like facts we know and it said that

Amina got fired from Fenty and I don't think that's true right because she was just posting Rihanna 12 hours ago as of last night wait that's such an interesting piece first of all I'm learning so much from this story first of all I didn't know that the woman he was rumored to have hooked up with was Amina Muwadi which just takes this story to like such fashion A-list moment how can you be that dumb though like I know her right like you and I didn't know she worked for Rihanna and that makes me think that this is even more untrue I just feel like they apparently have been hooking up for a very long time but she's been working for Fenty for also a very long time like how literally how dumb are you and like when did he have time to impregnate Rihanna right and then go hook up with the person that's like

literally creating her shoes and putting shoes on her feet and posting her on Instagram I don't know I don't want to believe it I don't want to believe it I I don't want to believe it. I don't want to believe it either. I love them together. Me too. And when this was just being reported as facts, I was like, damn, like all these powerful women like Rihanna, JLo, Beyonce, Khloe Kardashian. I was like, no, none of the like the most powerful, successful, rich, beautiful, stunning, smart women in the world. Even they are getting like fucked around with fuck boys. And I'm like, what the fuck?

That was my first thought. It's so fucked up. And it's like you have a baby on the way. Like why is it always when the girl's pregnant? Right. Like the season of Real Housewives of New Jersey, Jennifer Aiden and Bill. He cheated on her when she was like nine months pregnant with their fifth kid. Yeah.

I can't get involved. I don't know why. Men are just like so disgusting. And I'm not saying that this is true.'t get involved I don't know why men are just like so disgusting and I'm not saying that this is true right because I don't think that it is I don't think that it is either but I feel like it might also the only reason I think someone has to address it is because of the relationship potentially with Amina and Fenty and like all of them but at the same time like it might be so stupid that they might not even address it I don't know yeah I mean I

guess we'll know if this is true if in the future Amina Muaddi still works for Fenty because it's entirely possible that Rihanna will take ASAP Rocky back and we could think like oh this was never real but there's no way that if it was real she would keep that woman working for her so I guess it's like a billion dollar it's like a something like a crazy like deal too like the Amina Muaddi Fenty deal yeah that's what I read it's like a billion dollars. It's like a something like a crazy like deal to like the Amina Muamma. The Fenty deal. Yeah, that's what I read. It's like a millions of dollars.

And it was like lost million of dollar deal. I can't speak English, but we'll see. That is such just like an interesting piece of fashion news that I didn't know. Yeah. It's like sometimes when you pretend to be a fashion girly, like you get the inside scoop as I stare at my fake Amina Zara knockoffs in the corner. Straight up. I mean, your shoes are really expensive and they're like super trendy. I think literally just Amina Zara knockoffs in the corner. Straight up. I mean, her shoes are really expensive.

And they're like super trendy, I think. Literally, just go to Zara. I literally got them in hot pink. And they look exactly the same. I think they're stunning. But I don't know if I would ever buy a pair. Yeah, no, I don't have that Morgan Stewart money. Yeah, and I also like don't, I'm a big fan of investing.

Like Jackie obviously has had her influence on me. But when it comes to certain things, like shoes that literally touch the ground in New York, I'm not like crazy about spending money on shoes. I'm a bad girly. For a second, I was like, what shoes don't touch the ground? And then I realized that was the point. The point. Like you're walking around New York, there's feces, there's rats, there's literal like

diseases everywhere. And I just spent a thousand dollars on a pair of shoes. No thanks. Oh yeah. No, like that's, I mean, in in LA I didn't have to worry about that now in Chicago I'm like oh well you know I just need to not care about these shoes anymore just trashed I'm an Amazon girl now right and you know traveling around this great country on tour I think the only pair of the only city I would buy shoes really expensive shoes in it's like if i lived in dc because it was extremely clean interesting nation's capital and tell me about it so i'm just gonna go ahead and decide

in my brain that this is not true 100 like why would i why would i believe this why would i believe this farce some thirst monster like it wasn't an actual report like someone on social media saying something doesn't make it fact they described they described him as the messiest fashion right so i think we all need to remember that sometimes like just because someone said on the internet does not make it true a men's a star um okay including when i say something about myself oh that's true right you're your own you're your biggest enemy 100 percent um moving on to a little royal news we have some positive news finally coming out harry and megan have finally reunited with the queen ever since the prince charles family feud so harry and megan have finally visited queen elizabeth ii together

for the first time in more than two years the duke and duchess of sussex i thought we weren't supposed to call them that anymore yeah what i'm pretty sure whatever they were reunited with the monarch just days before her 96th birthday they made a pit stop in the uk while on their way over to the hague for the invictus games i have no idea what that is and the 95 year old queen met with them at her home windsor castle alongside harry's father prince charles the couple flew to london heathrow's airport from their home in California, and they left their two kids, whom the queen has still never met in person, at home.

So I was researching stories today, and it's so funny how, like, you'll get different, like, perspectives. Yes, like, explain this to me. So I saw this story on page six, and that's the one I just read from. And then when I was going to the Daily Mail looking for other stories they had like a royal expert saying that Megan and Harry are exploiting their relationship with the queen for their Netflix show wait are they doing a reality show I don't know what they're doing they have all these weird

projects like they announced this big project with Spotify this big project with Netflix Disney plus and then we like never gotten any content from them so i'm not really like a hundred percent sure what they do for a living you know what i think they should do though because i watched the kardashians hulu last night and let me tell you this is the best thing that they ever decided to do and i'm gonna i'm gonna tell you why though because i listened to the podcast yesterday to see if you said this it is because there's no commercials and there's no coming up. Like that's, it is just like, you know how like before,

like a commercial break on Bravo, they like basically, they basically show you everything. And so I'm watching this and I'm like, why is this so good? Like obviously it's the breaking of the fourth wall, like the way they're shooting it, like the higher level production, everything like that. But I feel like if we got Megan and Harry version of that, that could be really sick.

It's really elevated. Oh my God, the execution of production is just amazing. No, you're right. And like when you think about that E! show, between the commercials, the coming up previously on next week, and then all the filler, like, you know, MJ and Scott doing a prank on Chris.

If the whole episode is an hour, I would say the substantial content is about three or four minutes don't you feel like you also like even though we obviously know everything about the Kardashians already when you watch like the coming up on this season I felt like there was so much stuff that I like needed to know and watch very long trailer like yeah I was just like, I was just like, wait, I want to get the details. Like, I'm 100% going to keep watching it. I was absolutely shocked at how good it was. Me too. I thought it was incredible.

It made them even more likable than they already are, which is, like, insane. And I feel like maybe Harry and Meghan need to do something like that. Because, like, right now, like, I'm sorry. I don't give a fuck about them. I know. I did like the Oprah interview.

But that was a while ago. Right, no. I think, like, when they first left, there was all this intrigue, and now it's definitely fizzled, and they're just, like, you know, regular, rich socialites in America. Like, yeah. And they haven't, you're right, but I don't know if that's something they're doing intentionally. Like, they really did want this normal life.

So maybe they don't need a TV show. But I don't know. I can never tell if they're, like like so low-key or so thirsty like I just can't decide it has to be a mix because like also you like grow up in a certain way and like your your level of what you think is normal is like what we think is thirsty just because you were like raised that way but I feel like they're always going to be close with the queen I mean I said she's so old like I know it's his grandma he's always had a soft spot she's always had a soft spot it's just

a matter of like I mean god forbid the day the queen leaves us what's gonna happen in the family then that's gonna be scary times it's gonna be scary because then the man in charge is Prince Charles who's like a moron I mean I only know I only refer to Prince Charles in my brain as like what I saw in the crown the crown right yeah like and I don don't i do not like you i do not like you one bit he's not like you know in order to lead a family like you have to be extremely wise extremely um patient and mature and selfless and just especially any family but especially a family like the royal family and charles is the next one to be that and he is not any of those qualities he's just like honestly like the scum useless I'm sorry the scum of the earth yeah

agree yeah like it I mean I don't like mean it like passionately but like I just feel like it's like a good you know it describes him very well no he's a bad guy like he's a bad guy yeah I don't like him I'm happy that they're reuniting I'm just like so I never know what to believe with the royal stuff because it's all just like reported so differently depending on the outlet yeah and it's like who's the royal expert like why are you a royal expert like I'm a royal expert I watch the crown yeah I'm a royal expert I have Instagram like I I don't understand like is it coming from the inside is it coming from the outside I don't know I have no idea but I do um crave an inside look at Harry and Meghan's house like that definitely because they're the closest thing now that we

have to royalty in America except for the Christians and the and the Peltz Beckhams um but they really are I don't I do not stand oh yeah I'm a hundred percent not on board with I know I know how do you not think that they like, not so all over each other all the time? Nicola and Brooklyn? Yeah. It's like, oh, my God, I love you, baby. Let me get 7,500 tattoos of, like, your handwriting on my body and, like, tell everyone how much I love you every single day on social media.

Like, get a life, bro. The thing is, I'm new here. Like, I've never followed either of them on social media. I've following Nicola for a week I still don't follow Brooklyn like I'm very new here so I don't see what you see I'm still fresh I'm naive I mean like listen like I follow Nicola too because like I want to see what she's wearing of course and I think she looked stunning but like there's just I honestly didn't think that they were gonna get married but um just because they're so young I just like thought like it was gonna be like a long engagement with like a really big pretty ring and then something would happen

like Hollywood right Hollywood yeah like but they're married now and I guess they are kind of there I guess they're our royal family too and he's also British oh by the way we were talking about you on the toast literally three days ago when we were talking about Nicola well we said you would know because we did she she date Greg Sulkin? No. Okay, so she didn't date Greg Sulkin. This is what happened. She met, she was in the movie Transformers. And she, that movie was produced by my ex-boyfriend's dad.

And when he went to go visit set, he saw her and said, oh my God, that's the most beautiful girl in the world. Keep in mind, still thought that our entire relationship. By the way, she is pretty stunning. Yeah, no, I know. But like imagine like him still thinking she's the most beautiful girl in the world keep in mind still thought that our entire relationship by the way she is pretty stunning yeah no I know but like imagine like him still thinking she's the most beautiful girl in the world when you're in a relationship next to him yeah and it's like sometimes like your personality like has to make up for like what you lack in other departments anyway so Cameron and Nicola dated but I'm pretty sure that I don't quote me on this and Michelle I'm sorry if this is wrong I think maybe Greg and Nicola canoodled.

But the real relationship was Cameron, a.k.a. my ex-boyfriend, a.k.a. your husband's friend. Fuck you, Ben. I'm just kidding. That's like literally a joke. Like everyone take a step back. Take a joke. And then she broke his heart. And she was spotted.

She was spotted leaving Craig's with Justin Bieber while her and Cameron were together. And Cameron saw it on Just Jared. The tea. Me and Jackie knew you would have the tea. Thank you for sharing that with the toast. I mean, I just feel like it's pertinent information. And I'm far enough away from this.

And I don't live in LA anymore. Right, right. You hear things, man. Oh my god, that is so fascinating. Yeah, I don't know how we went from the queen to that. Major out to Greg Sulkin I love him he's like literally the best like he's so nice I remember calling him like hysterically crying after the breakup being like make everyone leave me alone he's like Lauren Lauren take a breath Lauren take a breath oh my god you are out of control um but all I was trying to say was that

like i wouldn't mind an mtv crib style home tour for harry and megan i want to see their chicken coop right like there's just so much there even though the chicken coop looked like kind of gross okay well sorry like i want to be a farm girly like i thought it was literally i i love a bougie chicken coop. Are you kidding me? No, me too. They were just standing there with Oprah. And I was like.

Claudia, you wouldn't want a chicken coop. Don't lie. No, I'm like, Oprah is like a queen. Get her out of this farm. She deserves better. OK, moving on to our next story, which is brought to you by Starbucks Bioenergy Drink. The new Starbucks Bioenergy Drink with caffeine naturally found in coffee fruit.

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I saw it this morning, too. And like, I get it. Because I think fandoms. They're also a little dramatic. Yeah, like fandoms can be so toxic, especially ones that have like really young fans. But I thought he was being like a major drama queen. So he basically posted, you know, I'm not even going to read from E! News. I'll tell you exactly from his story.

He posted on his story like a selfie of him and a woman. The woman was his sister. It said, she surprised me. Love you at Riley Walk. Then he posted another, you know, black screen, white text. The fact that I can't post a picture with my baby sister without death threats is fucking absurd get a grip family always comes first and at the end of the day if you don't know my sister and have the audacity to send me horrific messages then just go ahead and click on follow I will forever be a person who always puts family first with that being said

and with that dumb shit I'm out see. See you when I see you, Chase. So I definitely think, like, Outer Banks is really toxic. Like, I've seen, like, a lot of stuff from, like, social media posts, like, attacking all the cast. It definitely is annoying. But this, like. Attacking all of the cast? Yeah, like, just the girls. Like, there's just, like, a lot of toxicity within the fandom.

Okay. See, I did not know this. Because that's Gen Z is the fandom right and this is like not the first time he's been like you know fuck off yeah so I just don't know if this is like a hill worth dying on well see I think I was confused because didn't you see a few weeks ago where it kind of seemed like him and Madeline got back together it was confusing and then she was like with Ross Butler and Zach Bia it was very confusing yeah but then so like after Ross Butler and after Zach Bia there was a moment where I was like I think they're back together yeah and I wasn't sure and then that kind of fizzled out and when I saw this I'm not even like a huge like super super fan but I just I I didn't even click on the tag that he tagged because I just like for some reason

automatically assumed it was his sister yeah and then I got to that slide and I was like okay so calm down I yeah like I feel like like step one is like take a step back like maybe like look inward for a moment in time and it's just yeah you're not you think that people are that smart that they're gonna like click on it and realize it's your sister and then like not send you a stupid message like you've been doing this for a while now you know i could just never be one of those people who's like unfollow me like no please don't unfollow me like i need all followers like literally keep sending me death threats like literally keep sending me death threats i need more followers i need like subscribe

likes my promo code and then come and kill me Like 100% I just think that like he's so hot But he's clearly like so sensitive Yeah And I feel as though like I can help him with that I can see you guys being like a cute couple Even though like after he broke up with Madeline There were all these videos of him like blacked out

In the back of like bars Like being wasted Maybe he was going through a dark time It was like really unattractive yeah i mean like can't relate to that like we were we are always the picture of elegance yes we were at the club last weekend with our sipping tea sipping tea like the queen um yeah no i just feel like he doesn't like understand fame completely because all those kids really got like kind of plucked from like a slight obscurity yeah like they were all like I've you know I've done my homework and stuff but I just feel like he just kind of needs to I just think maybe have some like healthy boundaries with social media because like

his star needs to keep rising right he needs to like stop being such a drama queen and yelling at your fans like every other week is not the way to just be like it's my sister freaks yeah like don't go into like a long paragraph as if it's like this like family first family over everything oh yeah thank you for sure but like thank you for bringing that up yes I don't really understand like family I mean I'm family over everything is literally like my core value, but I don't understand how it's applicable situation. Like that's what I'm saying. What? What?

Like, what is the con? Like, no, I've literally no idea. Like when it, when the hate involves my sister, then it's family over everything.

Perhaps. Okay. Perhaps, but also calm down. Yeah. No, this was like a gross overreaction yeah just like literally you could have done like two lines like even post like a funny picture with your sister being like

oh my god you guys like calm down my sister like bye yeah but instead he's so serious right no when you when you whip out the black screen white text like you're in trouble. Yeah. You're like dear diary. Literally. So the next story is something we actually it's like an update to a story we never reported it on last week. Hillary Baldwin is pregnant again. Oh yeah. And normally.

Wow. You're scraping the bottom of the barrel today. Well normally. Well it is a Friday which means like there's no stories. And normally like I don't care to talk about this fraudulent american queen um but alec baldwin is finally responding to people asking him why he's having so many children because i think they're on their seventh or their eighth and it's like i'm all for big families like i said family over everything but um it's a lot it's just a lot of children and no matter how much money you have like it's still

a lot so i wanted to get down to the bottom of it. Alec Baldwin finally clarified why he and his wife Hilaria, sorry, Hillary, keep on popping out kids. And it's because they love it. The 30 Rock alum posted a video to Instagram Thursday of his daughter, Maria Luisa. I mean, them, like, naming their kids, like, Latin-inspired names. The fraud knows no bounds. Maria Lucia. So he he wrote people ask why this is why being a parent is the ultimate journey so they already are are so they're on their seventh kid seventh pregnancy seventh kid yeah so if it's the ultimate journey what's the destination 100 percent 100 percent like

what are we shooting for like 10 I don't know and it's just I the hate I have in my heart for these two is really bad I know it's bad it's bad but may I ask though I don't want to age shame or mama shame Jackie or anything. Like, but how old is she? Like, she's still, like, that fertile? Like, she's popping them out. No, I mean, she. I only say this because I get nervous about, like, my eggs.

Me too, of course. That's all. She's 38. Like, I mean, I wish I could. Oh, my God. She's so young. I did not know that. No, I mean, she is definitely, like, the picture of fertility health.

It's, like, not. Holy shit. It's, like, normal to, like, get pregnant the picture of fertility health. It's like not. Holy shit. Normal to like get pregnant that frequently and what appears to be very easily. Just a lot of kids. Seems. Oh, and by the way, that's not how much money you have. That's not even to mention the kids Alec Baldwin has from previous marriages. Ireland.

Oh, so maybe he is at 10 now. OK, let's see. I don't know any other. Alec Baldwin kids. I don't know the other. At least eight. Alec Baldwin kids. I don't know the other kids besides Ireland, because she's like the most famous one. Imagine how much money you have to make to support 7 to 10 children. Right.

That is just, I wouldn't do that unless I was Kylie Jenner. Right, no. And of course, Alec Baldwin wants the best for his kids, private schools, tutors. It's literally a million dollars a year per kid. I mean, Hilaria definitely wants the best for his kids, private schools, tutors. It's literally a million dollars a year per kid. I mean, Hilaria definitely wants the best for her children. Oh, my God. Did you watch Bad Vegan on Netflix?

Do you know that I started it, and I didn't really understand the hype, but I thought the Alec Baldwin of it all was incredibly bizarre. That was very interesting and bizarre, and the way she was talking about it. Has she set them up. Yeah, and she was like, I could have ended up with him, but I set him up with Hilaria anyway. And I'm just like, wow, you gave her a platform. Bad Vegan wasn't overhyped.

It was really good. Like, I did end up falling asleep, but I think it was because I was, like, a little hungover. It was so good, I ended up falling asleep. Like, I don't, like, sometimes it's just, like, something so good, it just, like, puts you to bed. Yeah, like, it's so relaxing. So relaxing. Nothing, nothing like fraud is so relaxing

it was so spooky i fell asleep but no it was really good and like alec baldwin like the fact that they were screenshotting his tweets too and it was like oh my god i love at pure food and wine and like i go there to see this woman like oh my god so embarrassing and you know what me and jackie are always talking about that how like these random documentaries always have like a weird celebrity element to them yeah like the we work documentary gwyneth paltrow was in there because she was like cousins with the girl have you watched wait did you watch the hulu thing but have you started the apple tv thing no i have not with so good and i'm like loving anne hathaway these days she is so good in it he is so good in it i literally was shocked because i did not i thought it was just gonna be okay or just like

good but i was like wow this is actually amazing i heard you talk about the dropout jared leto okay who i'm not like a huge fan of in general because he's like a method actor and kind of like a little freaky. He just like gives me like the highest of the high LA vibes where I'm like ew. Like spooky. Yeah. But she, oh my god, is amazing in it. Oh wow.

It just like it really feels like wow these two people were freaks. Like I forgot how big of freaks they were. Like the biggest loser energy on the planet i like adam newman i rebecca paltrow rebecca yeah losers poor gwyneth so embarrassing i feel like there is there just needs to be a club of like alec baldwin adam newman Like Alec Baldwin, Adam Neumann. Ashton Kutcher was in the WeWork documentary as well. He did this like interview. It was so embarrassing.

Well, because he believed in Adam Neumann at the time. I have like a really soft spot for Adam Kutcher, or Adam, Ashton Kutcher right now. Because have you watched What Happens in Vegas lately with Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz? I haven't seen it in years, but I know it. Okay okay so like if you want to like give it a rewatch like maybe if when you're like a little like hungover in the morning like oof like i just i love him he's so hot but i thought you were gonna say that he's a soft spot in your heart because him and his wife who's ukrainian

are doing like amazing work for ukraine oh i mean obviously that too but like i'm not like we're gonna say no no i'm not like other girls. Yeah, that's what I thought you were going to say. No, no, no. I'm not like other girls. I'm not going to give you the obvious answer. Right, right, right. I'm going to take you down memory lane, baby. Yes. Back it up. So it is time for our fifth and final story, Lauren. Of course.

So I want to know. Is it brought to us by anyone? It is, but I want to know if you want to sing the song. I'd rather fucking die. OK, I'll sing it. Hit the. No, no, you do it. OK, let me.

I'll do the ad. No, no, no me i'll do the ad no i'll do the ad put yourself on mute practice no yeah yeah you have to do it this is what we do at the morning toast we bring people out of their shells oh my god lauren's gorgeous performance of the final story is brought to you by blue land did you know that an estimated five billion plastic hand soap and cleaning bottles are thrown away each year and And if that's not bad enough, each bottle can be made of more than 90% water. It's a lose-lose situation for the planet. And it's 2022. We have to stop wasting water and throwing out more plastic and get Blueland's revolutionary refill cleaning system instead. So their idea at Blueland is very simple. Buy the bottle once, refill it forever. There's no

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You know I lost my voice last week. And I have nodes. You have nodes? Yeah, that's just like, here's the thing. You know I lost my voice last week. And I have nodes. You have nodes. Yeah, that's very serious. Yeah, it's like a serious condition. So I'm going to let you take it, but I'd love to add to it. Do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do.

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. It's the Final Story of Lord Elizabethabeth thank you so much for coming on the morning toast all right some terrible news for people who aren't me peloton is increasing its subscription fees starting june 1st so they announced today that they are increasing the price of the subscription fees in the u.s and canada starting on june 1st how much the announced today that they are increasing the price of the subscription fees in the U.S. and Canada starting on June 1st. How much? The cost of the company's

all-access plan is increasing from $39 to $44. Is that a monthly thing you pay? I believe so. And in Canada, it's going from $49 to $55. So Peloton notes that this is the first time

they've increased their subscription fees and the cost of the digital-only plan will remain at $12.99. The thing is... Well, didn't the stock go down or something? Like, are they going to go down? They're always having problems.

Okay. But the thing is, like, I'm actually surprised we're not seeing more, like, prices go up because with inflation, like, inherently, I believe, do not quote me on this, I'm not an economics girl but your dollar is worth less like me and jackie were saying like technically yeah every couple years like our patreon should be increased in value oh i remember you guys saying that of inflation yeah and while that is true i think the same goes for like other services well i'm i saw uh like even at like the nail salon and stuff like uh in the new year not the new year i guess just a few months ago whatever everything went up just like a couple

dollars because it does like cover it for them too but that's also a covid thing because nails yeah yeah like when i when i but it went up even more when i went back to my nail salon for the first time post covid a gel manicure was 50 oh shit but that nail salon has since gone out of business which is so sad um but like there's no winning because you either have to charge insane prices but no one's gonna pay that but I don't know if Peloton's going out of business necessarily I don't know I think to make people pay $44 a month or whatever it is um when they also bought a $3,000 bike is insane. But one workout class at SoulCycle or Rumble Boxing or something is like $25, $30. Yeah, but a walk on the elliptical is free. Like, I can't.

Right. But you have to get the elliptical from somewhere. That's either a gym membership or an overpriced apartment complex. Right, right. No, I hear you. That's why I walk outside, just because I have a gym membership or an overpriced apartment complex right right no I hear you that's why I walk outside just right I have a gym here right oxygen is free oxygen is free but no I mean I think if you're like a Peloton girly you just like love Peloton and maybe you can just live with this that's the thing yeah no it's like a cult so they're yeah obviously I don't think people are going to be happy like Jackie loves her Peloton I'm sure she's not thrilled

that the price is going up. But I think that if you love it so much and it's, like, a huge part of your life, like, you're just going to pay. It's the same way that, like, we hate that Netflix is raising their costs for the subscription. Oh, yeah. But none of us are going to cancel. Well, that's, yeah, exactly. The chokehold they have us in. Oh, like, you think I'm canceling my Netflix subscription?

Right. My Hulu subscription has gone up, I think, 75 times in the past two years and every time I'm like oh well darn but it is what it is what am I gonna do like there's this certain aspect where like I'm all for enacting change and being on the forefront getting on the front lines you're a change maker I'm a change maker I'm a peace practicer but there are so many things where I'm just like this is the world we live in and I'm just gonna like keep accept it yeah like I love accepting the things I cannot change you know and one of the things we cannot change is Netflix Peloton Hulu HBO Max increasing their subscription and you know what in this day

and age I think it's something we're gonna have to get used to because that is literally I think the definition of inflation right well yeah but but the only thing that I'm just gonna expose myself for being a fucking moron I took Econ in college but that's it I didn't go to college so good on you right but the only thing I don't get is if everything's increasing wouldn't that mean it's like if $2 increases to $4 and $1 increases to $2, isn't it like the same ratio though? Oh, I know. We're not getting paid more.

Right. So our cost of living goes up while what we're getting paid technically is going down. Got it. See, sometimes you just have to work it out loud. Work through it. Someone is screaming in their car right now i know i'm gonna get an email like hi i'm a financial analyst i would love to come on the toast and explain inflation and honestly i really feel like when it comes to economics

the less you know the better because i need to sleep at night and knowing that like bliss right like i just heard someone say like if you're not investing your money right now you're losing money because of inflation so that the value of let's say you have a thousand dollars in savings the value of that is going down because the value of the dollar is going down so if you're not investing it and like making money and that gave me such bad anxiety so I just want to know less yeah no I think like a important thing to note is that like I'm not saying ignorance is bliss because like I'm rolling in cash I'm saying ignorance is bliss is because if I think about it my anxiety is so crippling I can't do anything

so exactly what you're saying I just want to like be clear that I'm not I don't have this financial situation under control um at all like literally majority of things on my body are from Amazon right so which is fine Jeff Bezos is I'm sure doing fine daddy but you know I actually was considering getting not getting a Peloton there's Peloton in my building and all it takes um for me being single is really one guy being like you should try Peloton and I'm like oh my god like let me try it because like let me just purchase one right now let me just purchase one because then like maybe you'll like me so I have been thinking about it it's just so that I can like tell the guy that I was like oh like I was on the peloton I'm sorry I couldn't answer the text I was pelotoning it's so crazy I was on the peloton do you know what I'm doing

next weekend by the way before um we go because I just want people to understand that they should really take dating advice from me yeah um I'm going to miami with a hinge boy yeah oh my god straight up for it okay so like i'm not like other girls and like i don't want to like look like that girl that is using someone for something yeah so i'm gonna obviously like make him pay for everything once we're there in a sense of like yeah like pay for my drinks like pay for my food like all that stuff before, we've been on like quite a few dates. Oh my God. We're not exclusive though. Like we're not exclusive.

Like we're quote unquote just having fun. And he was like, I want to go somewhere. And I was like, I want to go somewhere. And he's like, let's go to Miami. I was like, okay, because I am literally young, wild and free. So are you guys flying together like you're meeting him there? No, we're flying together. Thorne, that's crazy.

I know. I'm out of control. I just want to inspire everyone. Just be safe and send me your location. Oh my god. Obviously. I'll send you my location. Maybe I'll get on the Peloton before I go.

I mean, I'm going to Miami. Like, I just think that with inflation, now is the time to get on the dating apps, get on the Peloton. I agree. And get everything in order because we don't know what's going to happen next. It's all inflation. So true. I wouldn't be going on dates and going to Miami if it wasn't for fucking inflation.

Yeah. Like, make sense. That makes total sense. I really do. I'm sorry. No, don it make sense. That makes total sense. I really do. I'm sorry. No, don't be sorry. I also want to apologize for going on so many tangents this whole podcast episode.

No, we love it. But it's hard when it's like, you're my actual friend. I know. And I forget that we're recording a show. Me too. But with that, I will bid everyone adieu. I hope everyone has an amazing weekend. For all of our Jewish listeners, Chag Sameach.

Happy Passover. Hope everyone has a great couple of days with their family. Good luck. And happy Easter. Right? It's Sunday. Oh yeah. Happy Easter to all of our Easter girlies. He has risen. Mazel Tov. Woohoo! Big weekend. Big weekend.

Huge weekend. Huge. So I love you guys. Thank you so much for listening to The Morning Toast. I'm letting you know, Lauren, you are a queen. Everyone make sure to listen to Lauren's podcast, Mood with Lauren Elizabeth. Oh, also you guys. Thank you so much for listening to The Morning Toast, the millennial morning show. Lauren, you are a queen. Everyone, make sure to listen to Lauren's podcast, Mood with Lauren Elizabeth. Oh, also, I wanted to ask you, you've been having like fire fucking A-list guests

on your podcast, and I want to know how Karama was. Oh my God, he was amazing. He literally gave like the best advice, especially, I was about to say, you know when TikTok comes in your head, I was like the best advice for women in business. No, the best advice for dating. Get your fucking ass up and work.

It feels like no one wants to hook up with me anymore. It's just like, get your fucking ass up and hook up with me. So he gave incredible, incredible dating advice. He is so wise. He has a metaphor for absolutely everything that we had Josh Peck on, who was also on The Toast. The best. And he also just gave such such great advice for like dark times

honestly we've had some really really really good guests that are just so inspiring that literally make me just so glad like just so grateful that I get to talk to them so it's definitely a different version of me over on that podcast for sure you're a little unhinged today which I like well there's a different girl for different things. I think I can do your outro, by the way. Okay, I'll let you do it, but you're unhinged on Hinge. Okay, do the outro. Go for it, Lauren. Thank you guys so much for listening to The Morning Toast.

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