The Toast - S5 Ep47: Legal News with Ben Soffer: Tuesday, April 19th, 2022
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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Morning Toast and happy Tuesday.
Hope everyone's having a great day. I am having a great day because I'm seated
with, you know, a regular co-host. It's my husband. It's Ben, boy with no job, founder
of SpritSociety.com. Use code TOAST. But today, you are on the show as a hero.
Because something just happened that honestly blew, like I see you in a whole
new light. We walked into the studio. Well, first of all, welcome to the show. Thank whole new light. We walked into the studio.
Well, first of all, welcome to the show.
Thank you, darling.
We walked into the studio and we were like freaking out
because there was crazy construction going on outside.
Lots of loud noises.
We didn't know what to do about the podcast.
And you said you were going to go down and check it out.
And then five minutes into you going to check it out, silence.
So you've just returned.
And I want to know what, how did you do that?
I went up to the guy in the truck
and asked him to turn off his truck.
That's it.
Yeah, and I'm here to tell you, Kim Kardashian
said it right. I'm going to butcher it, but if you just
get off your ass and work.
Get off your ass? No. Get off your ass.
Get off your ass? No, it's get your fucking
ass up and work. Great.
So if you get up and you ask the person
who has the truck on.
And they were receptive?
They shot it.
Yeah, I said, hi, we're trying to film a live show.
Your truck is, it's a refrigerator.
That's what it was.
So like, it's like they had delivered the fish and their refrigerator was still on.
So like the next guy that's getting delivered is going to get smelly fish, but it's not
our problem.
That's not our problem.
Not at all.
Not at all.
You're a hero.
I was like, what are we going to do about the podcast?
I was thinking of maybe going home to record, but you're a hero. I was like, what are we going to do about the podcast? I was thinking of maybe going home to record.
But you're a hero.
I got you.
Saving the toast.
Thank you for doing that.
Anytime.
Welcome back to the show.
How are you doing?
I'm doing wonderful.
Doing wonderful.
I love coming on this show.
We love having you.
Great week.
All great weeks.
Wonderful Passover.
Wonderful Passover.
We had some great seders.
How are you doing not eating bread?
I'm doing well.
Just... Wonderful Passover. We had some great seders. How are you doing not eating bread? I'm doing well. Just matzah is just very confusing.
Like, it tastes delicious, but then really binds you.
That's what we were talking about yesterday.
And if you don't eat it, then you're really just dieting.
Like, you're not, like, in, like, the Passover spirit.
A hundred percent.
You're in a diet.
You're just on, like, a really restrictive diet. Like keto. Low carbs. A hundred percent. You're just on like a really restrictive diet.
Like keto.
Like keto season.
Totally.
And so are you feeling like you might break your, your chametz?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No need to break it.
Yeah, no, for sure.
I'll just have like terrible stomach pains for the next week.
Yeah.
You're feeling bound up?
Matzah's tough.
Like that's it.
Like, I don't know how else to explain it.
It's not a good digestive that's for
sure no it binds you and then it splinters you and it's yeah we won't get into it but it's it's no
good well i wanted to update everyone since yesterday i told everyone about theo's journey
to the vet he did go to the vet clean bill of health said a lot of you know his stomach things
you know his refusal to eat might be behavioral or he's just fighting a little stomach bug nothing
crazy but they did suggest a teeth cleaning which if you're a dog parent, you know that's something
you really put off because you have to put your dog under anesthesia, which is just,
like, seems unnecessary.
But they had an opening.
So Theo is currently at the vet.
He's under anesthesia.
He's getting his teeth cleaned.
But hopefully he's going to, you know, wake up with gorgeous breath, gorgeous teeth.
And we're just, you know, we're worried parents right now.
Yeah, it's scary. Just because, like, 17 and a half pounds anest know we're worried parents right now yeah it's scary
just because like 17 and a half pounds anesthesia just doesn't sit right with me but I'm sure
everything will be fine and I will say that he was unbelievably energetic last night and this
morning which makes me think that all the stuff going on with him was just a stomach bug yeah but
that doesn't change the fact that he has blacky teeth and we gotta, we gotta get
rid of the black. He's about to turn five. So like it was time we've known we should have, we like
wanted to do this over the years, but now the doctor said like, it's officially time. Um, so
we're just, you know, keep Theo in your thoughts and prayers, prayers up for Tiggs. Um, hopefully,
you know, he's going to have gorgeous teeth and it's all going to be good. Yes. Yes. But are you
throwing him a birthday party on the toast tomorrow?
Yeah.
Theo's birthday is 420 because he loves to smoke pot.
And I was thinking of baking him some, you know, weed infused dog treats.
That's a good idea.
Yeah.
Maybe I'll get some balloons for the toast tomorrow.
Yeah.
Who's on tomorrow?
Tayshia.
We'll just have him here.
She'll love it.
But she doesn't know Theo.
So she'll be like, what the fuck is this?
No, she'll quickly bring him into her heart.
To know Theo is to love Theo.
Exactly.
So what's new with you, Ben, before we dive in?
I know you're going to recap Fast Five with me, which I'm so appreciative for your time.
Everything's wonderful.
Spritz is wonderful.
We're launching in a bunch of new markets, or have launched.
We're now live in California at your local BevMo or Total Wine.
Florida at Total Wine.
Illinois, we're live in Chicago at Fo local BevMo or Total Wine. Florida at Total Wine. Illinois.
We're live in Chicago at Foxtrot.
Texas with Spex.
Massachusetts.
I wasn't supposed to say that.
That's tomorrow.
No way.
Yes.
We're live in Massachusetts in Total Wine and actually a bunch of liquor stores.
Woohoo.
Yeah.
We're expanding like nicely in Massachusetts.
Yeah.
And the Boston Toasters, the Bosteens, they go fucking hard.
Massachusetts. Yeah. And the Boston toasters, the Bosteens, like they go fucking hard. Like I think there's going to be a statewide shortage of, of Spritz because like the Bosteens are fucking wild.
Well, there should be. And if Spritz Society is not available in your area,
you can go to SpritzSociety.com and use code BWNJ for 15% off.
Yeah. Ben gave himself a higher code than toast. Like I thought that was fucked up.
You want 15? Yeah. Give, Ben gave himself a higher code than toast. Like, I thought that was fucked up. You want 15?
Yeah.
Give the toast back there 15%.
It's 10% the toast.
So why is yours more?
I don't know
because people use it less.
That's smart business.
I like that.
So for today,
Blunge, 15% off
and maybe another day,
toast will be 15.
That's okay.
Use your code.
You know, get all your clicks.
I need some validation on my code. Use your code all the quote blanche bwnj um and we have a new flavor
launching soon yeah we do we have like to use your terms we have a sickening flavor launching yes i
tasted it like it is so good uh and we just have a new we have a bunch of new stuff coming out
in May and it's just really
exciting. New stuff is great.
I love new stuff. I love drinking and I
love being on the toast with you. I love being on the toast
with you too. Have you been listening, catching up with some of the
co-hosts? Any favorites in the last, you haven't been on
in a couple weeks. No. So you
haven't listened to one single episode. Zero.
So I support your ventures but you don't support mine.
You support your ventures because it's also your venture do it can i get a cut of the test no
make me a co-owner in the test i'd be happy to listen all step off um okay well it's nice to
know oh my god that's what i was singing at the school of rock step up step up i love that movie
if you were a character in school of Rock, who would you be?
Dewey.
No, like one of the kids.
Like, which kid did you identify? Lawrence.
The pianos.
I'd be Lawrence.
No, actually, I'd probably be...
Like, when you were a kid watching the movie, like, who did you identify with?
No one.
How could you possibly identify with that motley crew?
I honestly, as much as it pains me, but it's important to know thyself,
I was giving Miranda Cosgrove energy.
A hundred percent.
You were her.
Yeah, and I still am.
Except you have a much better voice than her.
Yes, but the way she was just leader of the group,
directing everyone, giving jobs, orders, bossy.
Actually, sorry, Olivia has Miranda Cosgrove.
Yeah, Olivia has Miranda Cosgrove energy too. Especially because her voice is bossy. Actually, sorry. Olivia is Miranda Cosgrove. Yeah, Olivia has Miranda Cosgrove energy too.
Especially because her voice is not good.
Hopefully she doesn't listen to today's episode.
She will.
And she'll appreciate it.
I don't know.
I kind of feel like you're the head of security.
I could be.
You're that guy.
That's a good guy, I guess.
Yeah, he's a legend.
Yeah, I mean, the whole, the movie is legendary.
For Ben's, like, a recent...
Oh, wait, I didn't mean Dewey. Is Dewey his friend? Dewey's the teacher. Well, he pretends to be Dewey. Yeah, I mean, the whole movie is legendary. For Ben's like a recent... Oh wait, I didn't mean Dewey.
Is Dewey his friend? Dewey's the teacher. Well, he
pretends to be Dewey. Yeah. You didn't mean
the real Dewey. No, I'm not the real Dewey.
I was making sure that you didn't think I was talking about
the real Dewey. No, I knew you were talking about Jack Black.
Yeah. Can we agree that the worst
part of that movie ever is Sarah Silverman?
100%. I think that
that movie single-handedly made her a
villain in like 90%
of America's eyes
I couldn't agree more
she was the fucking
woe
horrible
and I will say like
one bright spot
of COVID
like very small
bright spot
was your birthday
where we couldn't
do a lot
and we went to
the movies
in Jersey City
like it was a
completely empty theater
oh no
you rented out
a movie theater
it was not my birthday
we went to a birthday party oh yeah it was Lior's for. Oh no, you rented out a movie theater. It was not my birthday. We went to a birthday party.
Oh yeah, it was Lior's.
For my friend Lior.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever.
Where he rented a movie theater
and we watched School of Rock in the theater.
$99, you can rent a theater.
Not per person, total.
Total.
So we threw like maybe 10 or 15 people.
I invited Taylor Stracker, Taylor Donahue.
We all like got so many snacks.
I think somebody brought like a joint
and we watched School of Rock
and it was really like a highlight of my life. It was fantastic. A great birthday party.
Yeah, it was great. Yeah. Also, speaking of COVID, big news yesterday. Mask mandate was lifted by the
government and therefore not enforced by individual airlines. So I think United, Delta, American,
Southwest, most of them, JetBlue, came out and said they're not enforcing the masks. And when the news came out, it's so crazy.
Like, you can be in the air, but, like, you're still very much, like, connected with the
real world.
Because people who were in flight during the announcement from different airlines, like,
the flight attendants were, like, ripping their masks off and, like, crying.
Like, these people have been working for two years now in, like, such annoying conditions
on an airplane.
Like, it's tight.
It's hot.
Wearing a mask.
And I just, I felt so excited for them. That is lovely. I was going to say something totally different
until you told me about the emotional response on board. And that makes me feel like great about it.
That's really nice. Yeah. No, it's just like, first of all, it's torture. If you still want
to wear your mask, like do you, but you don't have to wear it now. And it just, that feels like a
real signal. Like we're coming out of this, you know that's good that's great I was gonna say like trips coming up and I'm just just excited I was
gonna say like I'll believe it when I see it like I know I'm gonna get on a flight and like there's
gonna be drama someone's just gonna yell at me like no I do think that like the amount of videos
we're gonna see about like in off in air flying like fighting you know between people passengers
like you know how we've been seeing so many people refusing to wear a mask I just think we're gonna see a lot more videos like that people
fighting you know like because people are very divided like I was reading comments you know
Brian obviously is a travel like news source and on his Instagram he posted about it asking people
what they think and like the comments people were fighting so hard like I'll be wearing my mask
forever another person was like freedom so like people are still still super divided I think we're gonna see a lot of fighting videos yeah I mean
personal choice now which is lovely yeah that could never be me like my one of my worst fears
is ending up on like a video like that that goes viral like people fighting on an airplane like
that will never be me I'll get off the plane terrible if somebody starts fighting me like I
will get off the plane I will deplane I will starts a fight with me, I will get off the plane. I will deplane. I will deboard.
As a personal choice, I think I'm going to bring a mask on planes and use them when I enter the restroom.
Oh.
Because I really enjoy it.
Bright spot.
I couldn't agree more.
I don't want to know what the bathroom smells like.
It could smell great.
It could smell terrible.
I love the mystery of not knowing if the bathroom smells bad on an airplane.
That is so perfectly put.
Yeah.
I completely agree.
Yeah, so.
Or even like the bathrooms in the airport.
Yeah, what they also need to do now that masks are mandatory.
Are not mandatory.
Are not mandatory.
Maybe they make one that has like a nice scent.
Air freshener?
Yeah, like.
Yeah, Glade should come out with one or Febreze.
Yeah, just like something that it's more like an air freshener for the nose.
Love.
Make sure that you can't smell those things you don't want to smell.
Listerine should come out with their own.
Yeah, that's good too.
Yeah, love the idea of wearing it in the bathroom and I completely agree.
Yeah, bathrooms in general, they're just gross.
Yeah, you know also like one of my toxic traits is before the pandemic, like before when we
used to never wear masks on planes, my go-to thing to do in the bathroom on planes was
to pop my blackheads.
There's something about like the pressurized air. In the bathroom? In the bathroom, like in the
mirror. There's something about the, I think like the science of the air that makes it like prime
pimple popping season. But like, I do know how disgusting that is. So like knowing that's what
I do in the bathroom, I can only imagine what other people do in the bathroom. And I agree,
like I will be packing a mask for the toilet. That's something I didn't know about you.
Really? You didn't have to share it. No, I feel like it's very common. I'm not gonna lie. Like,
I think I've shared that before and people were like, yeah, me too. Nope. I don't think that
there's anybody else on planet Earth that spends extra time in the bathroom popping their black
heads. You know, one thing about me is like if I'm shopping in a dressing room and I'm trying on clothes,
if I see a mirror, I will pop a blackhead.
That I understand a little bit more.
I'll be at a restaurant looking in the mirror.
There's just a mirror in the restaurant.
I will pop a blackhead.
Maybe it's just because you're smaller, but I cannot fit in a bathroom at all on an airplane.
It's just crazy.
It's so tight.
I want to get out of there.
I have to scrunch my head i can't even imagine brian in a fucking airplane bathroom your knees like
it's just it's just a terrible experience do you remember i just want to get out as quickly as
possible do you remember when covid first started and people were saying like airplanes are going
to be changed forever like the way we sit we're never going to sit three and three again it's
going to be like individual and then we're going to be sitting backwards towards what and like all
these like um sketches came out of what airplanes are going to be like individual and then we're going to be sitting backwards. And like all these like
sketches came out of
what airplanes are going to look like
and nothing has changed.
Yeah, that's because
the people who propose them
aren't the ones paying
for the plane to be changed.
Totally.
And the people who are paying
for the plane to be changed
know that everybody will forget
that this ever was even a thing.
A hundred percent.
Okay, so Dewey,
are you ready to dive
into the past five stories?
I am.
You are?
I beat you. No, but you am. You are? I beat you.
No, but you didn't do it.
I beat you.
No, but you didn't do it.
I beat the cringe.
Say it though.
I beat the cringe.
No, you have to say it.
Are you ready?
Okay, here are the past five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take
a bite out of your morning...
Toast.
Got it.
No. And today's episode... That's honestly so fucked it. No.
And today's episode.
That's honestly so fucked up.
Like, that's my thing.
No, literally, the student became the master.
Wow.
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All right, Ben, you ready for the fast five?
I'm not going to lie.
They're bleak.
Okay.
Well, the first thing is like a picture that just sent me into a spiral late last night.
Drake is hugging Taylor Swift in a throwback photo, and the theories have begun.
So Taylor Swift fans can't shake off Drake's latest Instagram post.
The rapper shared a throwback photo on Monday of himself giving Taylor a hug from behind
as she holds on to him and nestles her head in his arm.
And he wrote the caption, they too soft to understand the meaning of hard work.
And he snuck in this photo in the last slide of a five-part carousel, which also featured
a picture of his four-year-old son, Adonis, throwing up a peace sign. But the Easter egg-loving Swifties are quaking,
and they never miss a beat with the theories that Taylor Swift and Drake are collaborating on music.
So people are saying this is a throwback photo. I don't know how that's been confirmed or denied.
Like, why would Drake randomly post a photo from five years ago? Now here are some of the theories.
Like it was the fifth photo in the carousel.
The fifth album is 1989.
1989 is coming.
And Drake has long been a part of Taylor's series.
Like when she was on the cover of Entertainment Weekly, she was wearing this jacket with all
these different pins and one of them was Drake.
People thought maybe that was going to be a collab on Lover, but it wasn't.
So Drake isn't new to the Taylor Swift era.
I thought this picture was like very cute and like you know I'm really happy
for Taylor she's in a good relationship but like look isn't that like a really
cute pic mm-hmm what do you think it means I have no idea people are just
saying it's a throwback photo like how do you know let me see like there's no
date on it there's no way to know if it's old people are like well that looks
like her she is ageless like the she looks the same from the last 10 years. I have no idea if this is a new or old
photo. Could be new. It could be old. I'm not sure. Thank you for that very helpful insight. I'm not
sure. What do you think it means? Do you think it's just a casual, like, hey, look, I hung out
with Taylor this week. Well, you're saying that she is in a very serious relationship with another
fella? Yeah, another fella. Yeah. Joe Alwyn. So I would assume that it's not romantic.
I don't believe it's romantic even though like I kind of want it to be.
Mm-hmm. And do you think this means they're gonna do a song together? I think
that it's an incredibly random thing to post. So I would assume that there's some
meaning behind it. Yeah the people... And if it's not romantic then it's probably
music. The reason why people are quaking is because it's so fucking random. It's
very random and weird. I think that like like, a song with them two would be, like, the best song on earth.
It would crush.
It would crush.
It would be like, you know, like Call Me Maybe in the sense, like, it would just be everywhere.
I love Call Me Maybe.
Me too.
It's a great song.
Hey.
I just met you.
And this is crazy.
It's a great song.
Such a good song.
I'm just thinking.
What?
No, it would be great.
And like, Taylor's, in my opinion, collaborated with people that like, I just think stink.
And like, if she could pick somebody great, like, she's very rarely with somebody on her
own level.
Yes, she does unique collaborations.
Yeah, she like, picks these weirdos.
Not weirdos, but like, I think she's not doing like, big time collabs with all these other
people.
She does like, and most recently she did Haim.
She loves to do Ed Sheeran.
She's done Future.
But nothing like enormous comes to mind.
I think one of her greatest collaborations is her song,
very not known, with B.O.B. called.
I love that song.
Yeah, what's it called?
Hold on.
I like literally, I own it on iTunes.
Taylor's. I loved B.O.B.
Me too. What happened to him?
I don't know.
Um, both of us.
I wish I was strong enough to lift not one but both of us.
Such a good song.
Amazing.
But you're right. She's not like big into collabs. I feel like a lot of
artists like make their bones off of collabs.
Or maybe I just forgot that she had all of those
collabs and like the last album which like I know everybody loved like I just
like didn't love all of them.
Which one?
The I didn't like that song with what is his name? Boney Vare.
Oh well there were two. So he was featured on Folklore and Evermore.
She had two recent albums.
Oh, she did?
They were like sister albums.
They're very similar.
I could write a whole dissertation on why Evermore is better.
But I liked the Boney Bear collabs.
They just, for me, I think that,
was that the album where everything was very...
It was the COVID album.
Yeah, there was nothing that ever like reached a chorus.
No, that's not a... It was nothing that ever reached a chorus. No, that's not it.
It felt like it never reached a high.
It was always very...
It was an album made for quarantine, so it was very emo.
It was very Bon Iver, which is why she collabed with Bon Iver.
Understood.
So yeah, that album, I hated.
And Bon Iver...
This is so offensive.
I'm sorry.
It just wasn't my thing.
And I love Taylor.
No, you do.
You do.
I do.
I just like that. Maybe that's just like not my type of Taylor music. No you're
into like pop queen Taylor 1989. And that's why I think that her and Drake would make a great song.
Yeah and I think if she's going back to pop I mean she's been doing kind of like alternative
these last two albums but her pop is like her her thing and Red the re-release was like very country
so if she does go back to pop or just like popular music and she does a collab with Drake, I think it
would be so sick.
Yeah, it would be amazing.
I hope that's what we're getting. There's been a lot of rumors on
Dumois like Taylor dropping something, but nothing's come out. It's actually a big
week for music. This Friday, Luke Holmes is coming out with a new song and he
announced a new album in June, so like thank God. And like this is really niche,
but I don't know if I told you about this. There was there's this girl I follow on TikTok and she
wrote this country song and she played the verse and the chorus on TikTok and
it blew up. And so it's been months and months and months and I'm just like
waiting for her to release it. Her name is Meg Moroney. The song is called
Heartbroken in a Hair Salon and it comes out on Friday. And like I don't think
I've really ever been so excited in my life. It's so good.
Called Bernadette she had us in a.m. So good. What music are you looking
forward to the summer Ben?
Simple Plan has a new tour. They're coming to the
Seaport and to Asbury Park and you already committed to coming with me so
we have to go to that.
I don't remember committing but okay.
I think that we now actually are going to be in Texas.
We're busy.
So sad.
Yeah, we might not be here.
We might be here, though.
Actually, no.
I think it's right after your New York show.
And there are still limited tickets available.
Thank you.
GirlWithNoJob.com slash tour.
I think it's that weekend, so we could go.
Is Simple Plan still releasing new music?
Yeah, they just released a new song.
Oh, whatever.
I don't remember the name.
Oh, so you obviously like or love it.
No, I haven't really listened to it yet, but I love them, and I think that that will be great.
And speaking of other niche artists, I've played him for you before.
It's called Games We Play.
Oh, my God.
You're obsessed.
You found them on TikTok, right?
This guy, Emian, is unbelievable.
Like, his voice is...
He just signed to...
I'm going to butcher the name of it, too.
Something Ramen that, like, also does Panic butcher the name of it too, something ramen that like
also does Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy.
Like he really just like signs like a serious label.
And he started on TikTok?
That's where I found him.
Right.
He is like Fall Out Boy, Blink-182 reincarnated into just an unbelievable artist.
And he's releasing, he sent me a bunch of unreleased tracks.
And like, yeah, I'm that a bunch of unreleased tracks and like yeah i'm that guy that
gets unreleased music so isn't it like so crazy the impact tiktok has on the music industry yes
it's also crazy to think about the way that the music industry operated before somebody could just
drop a song and we could listen to it and like it right and it could become a huge without anything
without anything yeah no tiktok has left the music industry quaking, I think.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And like, it's the way that it should be.
Like, if you then want to operationalize yourself and like go on a tour, you need help.
Yeah.
But like, if somebody wants to listen to your music, they should be able to listen to it.
It's always crazy to think about the artists who started on social media.
Like Shawn Mendes, one of the biggest artists in the world vine bieber bieber luke holmes a lot of
people don't know that he was a viner yeah it's just crazy yeah and it's great and i've said it
never happened to me like i could be a pop star right now if i just tried harder and what's great
is that i am remembering that like maybe years ago i said that tiktok was ruining music yeah and
i'm here to say that it puts people in
a spotlight for a second but if you don't belong there it very quickly vanishes no and it's really
crazy how like people can blow up and like really make careers out of it they can but I'm saying
those bad ones that like shouldn't be getting the attention that they did they also filter out
yeah yeah yeah but like do you know who tate mccray is i know the name
she's like touring right now everyone's obsessed with her she had like one song go viral on tiktok
and then another and another now she's like a full-blown artist yeah it's just crazy yeah that's
amazing and you did mention that if you like you could be a pop star you're choosing not to be it's
true it's true it's like when you have so many talents it's like which one do i lean into but
sometimes when i'm getting ready to go on stage and like I love love love doing comedy truckers for my comedy um I do
but it's very um like mentally taxing like I'm just like always very like pent up you know before
I go on stage I'm like very nervous and stuff and I always think like if I was going on stage
right now to like perform like songs I would be so so happy. Yeah, because it's, I'm not going to say it's easier, but.
No, but like it's,
like you have it all memorized already,
like, you know,
and it's fun.
It's fun.
I think it's more fun, not easier.
I do wonder how hard it is
to sing like that.
Like how hard on your lungs
and vocal cords
to sing like that for an hour and a half.
Well, you know, that happens a lot.
A lot of people get nodes.
John Mayer and Adele
have famously had the same surgery. Lea Mich got it in glee so she didn't like
actually get it but it's you can get like vocaled out scary thankfully it hasn't happened to me yet
yeah um so i guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens with taylor and drake but like
i just feel like all signs point to positive but this could also just be like another taylor swift
thing that's mundane but we are making it like a whole thing and it's actually nothing maybe he
just liked that photo of himself he was you know cleaning out his garage and he found it oh no no
there's no reason he posts that maybe he was cleaning out his garage it means something he
might have been cleaning out his garage okay um okay next story is about the Kardashians uh current
lawsuit with Blac Chyna Blac Chyna is suing them for financial emotional damages.
She believes that they had a part
in canceling her e-show with Rob
called Rob and China.
Do you remember they had their own
spinoff for a season?
She says it was very successful
and the Kardashians were responsible
for getting it canceled,
which I don't really feel like
makes a lot of sense.
I think it was canceled because her and Rob broke up, but whatever.
But the proceedings have started, and they're in court with Blac Chyna.
It's crazy.
And all these sketches are coming out of people who are—obviously, there's no media in the
room, but people are drawing sketches of the Kardashians, Blac Chyna in the same room.
And with jury selection, there was a little drama.
So the Kardashians were visibly annoyed with the sex tape comments that happened during jury selection.
So the Kardashians and the Jenners were less than thrilled to hear about Kim Kardashian's sex tape during the jury selection for the family's pending trial against Blac Chyna.
Oh, wait, they're suing Blac Chyna?
I thought Blac Chyna was suing them.
Page Six was inside the L.A. Superior Court when the Kardashian attorney, Michael Rhodes, asked a group of potential jurors if they had a strong positive or negative feeling about
reality television. One potential juror, a man who appeared to be in his 50s or 60s,
claimed that he'd never seen Keeping Up with the Kardashians but he said,
I have watched Kim Kardashian's sex tape and I don't think I can be
impartial on this case. So when picking jurors for any sort of trial, it's
important that like the people in,
who end up in the jury,
like have no preconceived notions.
Like I think when Jackie went to do jury,
they were like a landlord was suing the tenant.
No, the tenant was suing the landlord for bedbugs.
So someone was like,
if you've had bedbugs,
you can't be impartial.
So whatever, like you can't have any real strong opinions. So I guess it makes sense. you've had bedbugs, you can't be impartial. So whatever.
Like, you can't have any real strong opinions.
So I guess it makes it.
She's had bedbugs?
Jackie said she had bedbugs, I think, so she could bounce.
Oh, she made it up.
I believe.
Don't quote me on that.
So it's much harder when you're like a public figure because more people have strong opinions on you than a normal landlord or tenant.
So the guy said he had seen the sex tape and then the response elicited a roar of laughter from other
people sitting in the audience. And that remark made Khloe, you know, she went over
to Kim, fixed her hair, and was comforting her sister. And then Kris Jenner shook
her head after the same man reiterated to the judge that it would be difficult
for him to serve as a juror because he would be replaying that sex tape over
and over again in his head. Kim kept
her gaze forward towards the front of the room. Khloe looked visibly annoyed by the comment and
carried the same facial expression with her as her sisters and Kris walked out of the courtroom
for a break. So Khloe, Kim, and Kris are sitting in the front row of the audience. Kylie Jenner is
there too. And Rob Kardashian was not present. Obviously Blac Chyna was in the courtroom with her lawyer and her mom. Two people, two groups of potential
jurors, about 76 people have been asked questions. And they're planning a third
panel of questions on Tuesday. So, I just wanted to...
So, who's being sued for what?
Right.
And who's suing who?
So, E's Keeping Up with the Kardashians was on for 20 seasons. And during that time,
several spin-off shows including including Rob in China, debuted.
And in 2017, China filed a lawsuit against the entire Kardashian-Jenner family over claims of assault, battery, domestic violence, defamation, and interference with prospective economic relations.
So interfering with prospective economic relations is her saying that they got her show canceled.
Okay.
So interfering with prospective economic relations is her saying that they got her show canceled.
Okay.
She is seeking more than $40 million for losses of earning damages and more than $60 million in loss of future earning capacity damages.
And the Kardashian and Jenners responded to Chyna's claim with a lawsuit of their own.
And they say that she violently attacked Rob.
So she sued them and then they sued her back.
So now this courtroom is for them suing her back.
And they're all in court for what she did to Rob.
No.
That she just said.
No.
So she sued them.
I don't believe she won.
And now they're suing her back for suing them.
I get it.
But their countersuit is. Is including that she violently attacked Rob,
but I think they're suing
for, you know,
an overall thing.
This is so messy,
and it just brings me back
to the Rob and Chyna days.
Terrible.
That juror's such a dick.
I know.
It's like, I can't.
Even with the...
You watched the first episode
of Kardashians with me, right?
Yeah.
The fact that this is, like,
still a thing
after all Kim has accomplished.
She's becoming a lawyer.
She's helped people get out of jail.
She's a billion-dollar business owner. Like, the fact that this is still a thing after all Kim has accomplished. She's becoming a lawyer. She's helped people get out of jail. She's a billion dollar business owner.
The fact that this is still at the forefront of people's minds is so fucking sad.
It can be at the forefront of people's minds because when you release a sex tape, you release a sex tape.
She didn't release a sex tape, by the way.
When a sex tape is leaked, a sex tape is leaked.
You're forever.
Why?
Because we just watched Pammy and Tom and that's significantly older.
Pammy and Tom? What did I significantly older. Pammy and Tom?
What did I say?
Tom and Tom.
Wait.
Tommy and Pam.
Tommy and Pam.
Pamela Anderson forever will be associated with her leaked sex tape.
But Tommy won't.
Yeah, he will.
Why?
Because I think he is.
I don't.
Okay.
And that show really highlighted how it affected her way more than him.
Did you not take that away from that?
It definitely did, but I do think that it affected him,
and he forever has that with him.
But that's not the point here.
It's just easier, but I'm just saying it's easier for a man to move on.
Sure.
That, again, not the point of this at all.
I'm saying that when a sex tape is leaked or released,
it's always something that that person unfortunately has to live with.
That being said, there is no reason why that juror needed to say that just keep it to yourself totally like why
are you such a dick like it's such a no but also i just feel like kim's affects her more than other
people's like there have been many many celebrity sex tapes and i feel like i don't even think of
it sometimes like paris hilton had one i don't even remember no one's even as close to as famous as Kim yeah and no one wants to tear somebody down more than people want to tear down Kim that's true
that's so true because they don't like they don't like how she got famous they link she's famous
she got her start from the tape versus Paris Hilton is famous for being rich yeah and cool
but it's just so played out.
Like, grow up, move on.
Like, Kim has accomplished so much.
Like, being like,
Kim Kardashian got famous
off of sex tape
and, like, being a Kim hater
is, like, such a loser-y
personality trait.
Like, I will hate you
if that is the way you feel.
Yeah.
Agreed.
So, like, that just sucks
that, like, she,
I mean, I'm sure she doesn't
fucking care,
but, like, it's embarrassing.
No, I'm sure she does care
and it sucks.
Yeah, and, like, this Blac Chyna thing is just, like, it's embarrassing. No, I'm sure she does care and it sucks. Yeah. And like this black China thing is just like it's giving loser energy.
Like and I, you know, I feel like she thought she could sue them because they're like so rich and whatever and she might win.
But I feel like she got played.
You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.
Now they're suing her.
Totally.
And she'll probably lose money.
Right.
Of course. money right of course well when you sue someone like if i were to sue you and i lose
i have to pay your legal bills that's how it works oh interesting yeah because like i just
randomly decided to sue you you incur all these costs and if i had no ground to stand on i you
shouldn't have to be out that money so when you sue someone and you lose you have you incur there
that's why not like it's always a drastic thing to sue someone because you have to know you can really win i understand in order to effectively
get paid so um we'll keep you updated on that trial um things seem to be very tense over there
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It's not Bad Baby.
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It is? It's B-H-A-D
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I mean it could be
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Baby, who was launched to internet stardom for fighting Dr. Phil, now has
added something else to her name, a property owner. She's a Florida native
and her TV interview racked up millions and millions of views. She now has 16
million Instagram followers. She shelled out $6.1
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I don't know how the neighbors are going to feel. She shelled out $6.1 million in an all cash deal.
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gorgeous... Very detailed detailed she's got a
billiards room i mean because the listing was online this house is fucking huge there's a
million pictures her bed her bathroom has a couch inside of it she's got a big ass pool big ass lawn
you know she did venture into music she did a little makeup collab it's extremely unclear where her money comes from. I know where her money comes from.
I'm sorry. She also owns a five bedroom, seven bathroom estate in the same neighborhood,
which is now on the market for three points. So she currently has two homes, a $3 million one
and a $6 million one. She has a deal with Atlantic Records, even though they've since
parted ways. So she had a record deal. She earns millions in brand deals with online retailers like Fashion Nova.
I wish I had said it.
What?
I was literally about to say she got all of the money from Fashion Nova.
She is like the Fashion Nova person.
She also works with Copycat Beauty and she launched her own indie music label.
Worldwide, her music has been streamed more than 1.5 billion times.
Really?
I feel like in streams, it's not a lot.
That's not that much money.
All the money's coming from the Brandales with Fashion Nova.
Good for her.
That's insane to me.
I hope that nobody in Fort Lauderdale
takes this personally,
but I feel like she should have bought that house
in Fort Lauderdale.
I agree.
Her brand is very Fort Lauderdale.
A little less Boca.
I agree Boca is a strange.
Seems odd.
It seems odd.
But maybe she is just that personality on TV.
And really at home, she is a nice Jewish girl.
Right, like maybe.
Maybe she's not Danielle Bergoli.
Who is?
Maybe she's Danielle Cohen.
And she just changed her name to do this whole thing
with Dr. Phil.
It would be just like de Blasio.
William Wilhelm
changed his name
to Bill de Blasio.
Yeah.
Maybe she's just been
playing us the whole time.
She went on the thing.
She's faking it the whole time.
She's Danielle Cohen.
Lives in Boca.
Yeah.
No, I have to say
this is extremely off-brand.
If there's anything
you know about Boca,
it's very slow,
very retiree vibes. Very, if there's anything you know about Boca, it's, like, very slow, very retiree vibes.
Very, very not Danielle Bregoli.
No, but this Danielle Cohen theory has legs.
It's interesting, right?
It's very interesting.
Yeah, maybe she just, like, lied about everything.
I just can't believe she has this much money.
Because people don't go on Dr. Phil like that without intention.
Right.
No, I mean, but paying all cash for a house is insane.
Like even like major, major celebrities have mortgages.
I remember with Chrissy Teigen.
The mortgage rates these days.
Oh, that's true.
Maybe she's just being a smart investor.
She could be.
They're now at 6%.
Wow.
That's a lot.
Yeah.
So doesn't pay to take out the mortgage if you can do it in cash.
I mean, she said $6 million chilling in a bank account.
Like to me, that's insane.
When did you go on Dr. Phil? We're literally forgetting that this is like 10 years old. No it's not 10 but it's like five. Okay five six years. Well I'll
tell you actually they said she went on I think in 2016. 2017. Okay.
Five years.
Her first year, she probably made the most money.
So many brand deals.
And if she had a smart financial manager, put the money in the market, earned some interest,
and all of a sudden, cash queen.
No, like I knew she was a cash queen.
I just didn't know she was like, you know, buying $6 million homes for all cash.
To me, that's just insane.
Like that's what I'm really shocked about.
Yeah, it's crazy.
But good for her.
It's crazy.
I'm shook. Yeah, it's cool. Good for her. Happy for her. And just a, that's just insane. Like, that's what I'm really shocked about. Yeah, it's crazy. But good for her. It's crazy. I'm shook.
Yeah, it's cool.
Good for her.
Happy for her.
And just a little bit jealous.
No.
No need to be jealous.
Gorgeous home.
Good for her.
Really gorgeous home.
Good for her.
Good for her.
We love to see, you know, women in business.
Yeah, whatever.
Okay, next story is a story that's been developing over the last couple years, has finally been
put to an end.
Mac Miller's drug supplier was sentenced to nearly 11 years in prison.
So one of the men who supplied MacMiller with the fentanyl-laced pills
that led to his overdose has been sentenced to 10 years and 11 months in prison.
His name is Ryan Revis.
He pled guilty to one felony count of distributing fentanyl.
He was one of three charged in the rapper's September 2018 fatal overdose,
and according to Rolling Stone, he requested a five-year sentence claiming he was just a middleman and had no idea
that the pills he supplied were laced prosecutors requested that his sentence be 12 and a half years
and before the judge handed down rebus's sentence on monday mac miller's mom karen myers addressed
the court she said my life went dark the moment moment Malcolm left the world. Malcolm was my person more than a son.
We had a bond and a kinship
that was deep and special
and irreplaceable.
We spoke nearly every day
about everything,
his life, plans, music, dreams.
Mac would never have knowingly
taken a pill with fentanyl ever.
He wanted to live
and was excited about the future.
The hole in my heart
will always be there.
So this has been going on for a while,
but the trial has finally ended.
He's been sentenced to 11 years.
Mac Miller was 26 when he died at his home in L.A.
from an overdose of alcohol, cocaine, and fentanyl.
Was it an overdose or was it fentanyl?
It says cocaine and fentanyl.
An overdose of alcohol, cocaine, and fentanyl.
And the case for the third man who was charged is still ongoing.
So yeah, terrible. Just so sad.
Whenever I think about Mac Miller, it's like
one of those things. It's horrible.
It's horrible. And it's a constant
reminder. Don't do drugs.
But if you do, test them.
Because like this shit,
it's oddly
like, there was a period like five
months ago where it was kind of common you know like you heard in the city like people are just
dying it happened all over the country it's really really common right now you have to be
so careful it's just so bizarre to me that a drug dealer whose livelihood depends on people being
alive to buy your drugs would intentionally put something in it
that would kill someone.
It's so weird.
I don't know how it works.
Lace it with something else.
I don't know how it works,
like who laces the drugs in the drug chain.
And why?
Why are you putting things in it
that are killing people?
There's no reason.
No, totally.
If anything, the opposite.
Putting the most addictive substance ever
that's
gonna make somebody live forever and buy your drugs right no totally i don't get like the point
of fentanyl it doesn't make any sense we should probably do some research because there must be
a reason i feel like this is probably um like a closure finally for mac miller's mom i follow her
on instagram she's like a really sweet woman and this is just like so sad and i'm just you know
praying for everyone.
The whole thing's terrible.
Terrible. We have a lot of like legal news today.
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Okay, so TMZ is letting us know what's going down.
Do you know about the Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial?
I just know that there's some drama over there.
Yeah.
So they were married.
And then afterwards, you know.
What's Amber Heard from?
She's an actress.
She's not as famous as Johnny Depp,
but she's pretty well.
She's from Aquaman.
She's from Aquaman?
With Jason Momoa.
Is she from anything else?
She's like a superhero girlie.
I don't know because I don't.
Superhero.
Yeah.
Cool.
So she,
they had like this crazy messy divorce, like lots of trials, whatever.
And then she wrote an article saying that she was physically abused and her journey with physical abuse and made it, she didn't say, I don't think she said exactly it was Johnny, but she made it abundantly clear that it was.
And he is now suing her for $100 million, claiming he never physically abused her.
And now their marriage is like on trial and it's so messy. And there was like the story
that had come out where Johnny Depp said that Amber crapped in the bed and like
left the poop there. So that was like...
Sounds like me.
In their divorce, that was like a story that was told during trial. Like people
were quaking about it.
And now the poop is coming up again at this particular trial.
And he's taking the stand on Tuesday, which is today,
in the bitter defamation lawsuit against Amber Heard.
And he's expected to talk about an incident he says ended the marriage,
which is when Amber or a friend, it's not sure who,
defecated on his side of the bed.
There's a picture, but like the picture of the duty is blurred out,
but the trail is there.
Do you want to see it?
No.
Okay.
So Johnny is suing Amber for $50 million,
claiming she lied when she accused him
of physically abusing her,
and she's counter-suing him
for $100 million for defamation,
claiming he coordinated a smear campaign against her.
Just hearing the word smear
after seeing that piece of duty is just, it's not what I needed.
So a key date in the trial is April 22nd, 2016, when Amber was having a birthday party
for herself at their downtown LA penthouse.
Depp showed up late and decided he would bail, which he says enraged Amber.
And Amber said Johnny threw a Magnum wine bottle at her before leaving.
We're told the housekeeper called Johnny Depp the next morning and told him someone had crapped on his side of the bed
and then put the covers over it.
He thinks Amber wanted him to unsuspectingly hop in the bed
and sit on the poop.
Depp believes that Amber Heard or one of her friends were the culprit.
Amber has said one of their Yorkshire Terriers
was the one who took the dump,
but Depp has scoffed at that,
saying the poop was too large to be coming out of a three or four pound dog.
Johnny has said the pooping incident was the final straw in their marriage.
And the poop is on trial.
Amber's on trial.
What would it take for me?
What would I have to do to make you so angry to take a dump on my side of the bed?
Nothing.
I don't think I could physically take a dump, not in a toilet.
It's just not like a normal response to anything.
It's so disgusting.
It's just weird.
Like I would sooner take a dump on your side of the bed as a joke.
Right.
Than like,
as like,
uh,
I'm getting back at you.
So I'm shitting in my own bed.
Do you think?
It's my bed too.
I had to sleep on the other side.
Do you think that like you
could physically get a shit out of your butt not being on the toilet like i feel like i couldn't
squat a whole shit yeah because again like literally three weeks ago i shit in the bed no
but you were sick that's different you had no control of your bowel movements would you consciously
intentionally be able to squat over the bed and and? I feel like my body wouldn't work that way unless you dumped in the toilet and picked
it out with a glove. It would have to be time and place. Maybe you had like two Subway footlongs,
iced coffee. You're holding it for a long time and you strategically wait until you're about to burst.
Right.
You could be strategic about it.
That's true.
You could be strategic about it.
But they were also, they were having a party the night before.
So, like, you know, when you drink a lot, sometimes I think when you do drugs, you have to, like, poop.
It's just, yeah, but not normal poops.
But if you were, like, fucked up, like, doing, you know, drinking a lot, maybe your inhibitions are lowered.
You could force out a dump on the bed.
Look, I know nothing about this story. It your inhibitions are lowered. You could force out a dump on the bed. Look, I know nothing
about this story.
It seems very, very odd.
And there's nothing worse
than hearsay
on if somebody
hit someone.
Like, did you hit her
or not?
Right, right.
And you know,
it's crazy.
That's terrible.
It's crazy how the public,
like, especially on the internet,
like, people do not
believe Amber Heard.
Like, people are
universally siding
with Johnny Depp on this.
I mean, I want to.
Right, because he's Johnny Depp.
And I love him.
Yeah, so I don't know what...
Pirates of the Caribbean.
I don't know what the truth is,
and I'm not, like, super invested in these two.
Like, I remember when they were married.
I don't remember much.
Like, I'm not really caught up on the details here.
So he sued her.
She said that he hit her.
She wrote an article.
He sued her, but not saying that it was him.
I don't think she said by name, but she said like her ex-husband or whatever.
Got it.
He is suing her for lying.
And she's countersuing.
And she's countersuing.
And she's countersuing for him lying.
It's a mess.
So much money wasted.
Yeah, I mean, the real winners are the lawyers.
A hundred percent.
Terrible.
Okay.
Okay, so that's like
all the Fast Five stories.
Lots of legal news,
legality everywhere.
Yeah, and those are
the Fast Five stories.
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Yeah, like sometimes.
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