The Toast - S5 Ep49: TNN+: Friday, April 22nd, 2022
Episode Date: April 22, 2022Kris Jenner claims Blac Chyna threatened to kill Kylie Jenner (Page Six) (13:58) Mike Tyson: Water bottle incident behind airplane punch attack (NY Post) (18:37) CNN+ Is Shutting Down One ...Month After Launch (Variety) (25:10) Jessica Simpson's credit card declined at Taco Bell 'the other day' (Page Six) (31:00) Zendaya Says She Won't Be Attending Met Gala for Second Year in a Row (PEOPLE) (37:34) The Kardashians Recap Summer House Recap Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Friday. Wow, you did it. We did it. We're here. We can celebrate with another wonderful episode of the Morning Toast. And hey, Claudia, how are you doing? Even though I have a feeling it's not well, bitch.
left right thinking I'm Frank Sinatra last night but Frank Sinatra doesn't have a podcast and that's the difference between me and Frank Sinatra yeah so all that to say I am okay
you know I'm you've been working hard you deserve a night out on the town and you're here you're
here to do your due diligence to do your duty and that's all we can ask of you so I hope you had a
really great time what did you do yes I'm here to make a duty do my duty I went out to dinner for drinks with
the girlies and then you know one thing led to another we headed to a gay bar and somehow I'm
home at 3 a.m. it's just the night really got away from me I didn't intend I know you you intended you intended
because you texted me last night saying I think we should do the show like a little later in the
morning and I was like fabulous that works for me and I know when you're saying that you're giving
yourself permission to go hard that is what I was doing I forgot I left a paper trail with you
you left a paper trail but like it's totally fine we're happy for you really like I hope you enjoyed
immensely because you've been doing really great work here at the Morning Toast. I've
been thoroughly enjoying watching all of the episodes and your girl deserves a night out.
Thank you. And I very rarely treat myself, you know. I'm really kind of like I'm always adhering
to my diet and I'm really trying to limit my alcohol intake. So it's nice to just kind of
let loose for once and be that girl
because I'm really never her.
Who is she?
You don't know her.
You don't know her.
I was also just like feeling my look last night.
I got a new Fendi purse and matching earrings
and I immediately started acting different.
Yeah, you looked really great.
We got dressed over FaceTime and you looked really cute
and you should have been feeling your look.
Thank you.
You're being so complimentary this morning. am I don't know why I just feel like you need to be lifted up like in
a major way she's like unwell also I'm feeling my look this morning because I got a new set of
pajamas I don't know if you can see I did I've seen them I opened the package they arrived at
the studio and then I oh so you got a sneak peek. No these are the first
pair of pajamas that I've had in a while that aren't stained with nipple cream and they were
sent to me. They're Rach Parcell and they're just like kind of really like stunning and sexy and
comfortable and I won't put my nipple cream on now because I love them and I don't want to stain
them but you know my nips hurt. Well I have, I did. I opened the box that they arrived in.
And the note was like, oh, here are some goodies for you and your sisters.
So I immediately beelined for all the extra larges.
And there was none.
So Rach Parcells sent us goodies.
But forgot to include me in the package.
No, it wasn't from Rach specifically.
I would love to think that it was.
It was from this PR company that also reps Rach. They sent a ton of their like brands and they were all maternity
stuff so i don't know what was for you unless you took it out but it was all like maternity
and baby stuff i but you're wearing pajamas and you don't have to be pregnant to wear pajamas
you know but you do you do it helps no, actually you don't. You don't. Actually, they
did send two pairs of these pajamas now that I
think about it. They did. They sent one extra
small and one medium and I thought that was really flattering.
And I have to say
being hungover on Passover is
a crime. It is
disgusting and like I would just feel so much
better already if I just was able to have had a grilled cheese
this morning. But the fact that I'm sitting
here with like this disgruntled piece of matzah like is a hate crime it's anti-semitic
yeah I it's hard to like feel bad for you you know because it's so self-inflicted and like you
didn't prepare and I do think that there's probably something that you could eat that
would make you feel better but you just like don't have any food in your house? Yeah, no. I like it's amazing that I'm as fat as I am
when my home is literally like a dieter's dream.
There's not a snack in sight.
There's like water, Diet Coke, and like lemons in the fridge.
I'm literally Yolanda Hadid.
Literally.
I'm really worried about you and your food situation.
But you're going gonna power through because
you're so close to the weekend you have a great weekend planned and all you have to do is deliver
the past five before you get there plus we're gonna do to do it plus what we're gonna do a
little tv recap because it's been a minute we need to recap the kardashians yes i wanted to
let everyone know i think people think the tv recap segment is gone for good and it's not but
like i'm not gonna ask people to watch the Real Housewives of New Jersey the day before they come on the toast.
Like, give them homework.
And, like, they're already doing me a favor by coming on the show.
So, like, I just can't push my luck.
The TV recap will make an official return when Jackie does, but it's not gone for good.
And if I'm on the show on Monday, there's nothing to recap.
So it's just, like, whenever I'm on, if there was something we watched last night, we'll talk about it.
But it just hasn't lined up.
The TV recap will be back.
But we can do a mini one today because I want to talk about the Kardashians.
Me too.
Episode 2.
I watched it yesterday.
So good.
So good.
So premium.
A little dragged out.
Summer House and Real Houses of New Jersey.
Yeah, the fact that like we still haven't gotten to SNL.
And also I was going to call you yesterday and say this to you.
But, like, and it's a big deal that Kim's on SNL.
It really is.
But she's, like, making it, giving it so much, like, more credit than it is.
Like, she's really acting like she's giving, like, the State of the Union.
And it's like, this is a show watched by 10 people.
You're so much cooler than it.
No, it's so true.
And, like, it's nice that she's giving it the respect like people think it deserves it doesn't but yeah it's like kim you're literally the most
famous bitch on the planet like nobody cares about snl it's so beyond irrelevant like love
love this for you but like stop talking about it no she's like getting so bent out of shape
about it it's like you do a million bigger things every single day so I agree okay but we'll we'll discuss in depth in the tv recap
and I guess we should just jump right in because we need to make the most of every minute that we
have with you you know I just feel like it's going to be an episode of highs and lows you know
yeah well we have some good stories so it should be exactly that so without further
a do-do-do-do-do and yes obligatory how is do doing ever since his surgery if you want to see
him i'll tilt my computer a little bit you catch an eye on him um no i still can't see him and
this episode isn't video so oh right um he is doing. He's on a new diet.
They think he's maybe developed an allergy to his existing diet.
So Theo's just having some tummy problems still, but his spirits are extremely high.
We love that.
Also, it was Theo's birthday on 420s, and our king is five years old, and I'm just felling over him.
Emotional.
It's really emotional.
I can't lie. It is.
I really can't think about it for like too long
a period because then I like spiral into like
you know Theo potentially one
day like being dead and like I'll
literally just fling myself off
of the roof. Like I
don't even want to talk about it.
No. Why did you even?
Today he is five.
He's a glorious five. He's such a king and we love him
and i just i felt like we needed to pay our respects so now without further ado and i'm
taking him away for the weekend for his birthday oh my god so cute a farm chairman weekend like
we're having like a little lag in our um interface so blurry oh Well, that's why I didn't mean to interrupt you.
You can continue.
No, no.
I guess there was further ado.
Yeah, there was.
There was.
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I'm just eating matzah, so I'm going on mute.
Okay, go on mute, and I'll tell you the first story, which is more drama in the Kardashian-China
trial, which is so crazy.
There's a lot of trials going on that I weirdly care about.
I've been following
like a little bit more Johnny Depp yeah justice for Johnny Depp okay he was physically abused
okay the trial is so messy and it's like insane it's insane and like you don't even want to
comment on it because it's like such a he said she said situation but there's also so much at
stake and so many things being slung around that like you just don't want to get it wrong.
So like for me personally, I'm staying out of it.
I try to, but like the way TikTok is like making me care.
I heard that it's all over TikTok.
It's all over TikTok.
And honestly, here are my main takeaways.
Like Johnny Depp, PJOM.
Hilarious.
Really?
He's being so funny.
Like I don't know who these turnt lawyers are that work for amber but
like they're not well like they literally can't even speak and johnny's like looking at them while
he's like being cross-examined and it's like are you kidding like they're just asking moronic
questions every time they submit new evidence and they're like reading our they're like reading text
messages the guy's like, you said on
March 23rd, I'm on my way home.
Did I read that correctly?
He's always, did I read that correctly?
And Johnny's like, I'm literally looking at the same thing as you.
Yes, we're all seeing it.
Yes, it's correct.
So I am like really Johnny.
And I feel like there's a lot of evidence that not only is it not true that he abused
Amber, she actually was physically abusive towards him and there's
like concrete evidence of that she's like on tape saying like yeah Johnny I hate you I didn't punch
you like she's unwell yeah it seems like the relationship overall was very toxic I just saw
like a clip of him like punching some cabinets okay so ready ready okay so I was under that
impression too but like my mind has
kind of been changed i was like chalking it up to like them being like weird and messy and like not
wanting to get involved but like what i'm and maybe he's just like an amazing actor but what
i'm seeing from johnny is like a very gentle man like very sweet and that video of him i keep i
used to reference that video all the time with the cabinets first of all she like set up a camera and
started recording him when he had just found out his mom died so like manipulative oh hold on tell the first story um my chinese food
is here just pause i'm going on mute really happy for you i'm not gonna eat it but i just have to
ring the pick up the doorbell okay okay that's fine chris jenner is claiming that black china
threatened to kill kylie jenner so chris jenner gave a bombshell testimony in court on thursday claiming rob's ex black china once threatened to kill kylie jenner while on the stand
in la she testified that she was alarmed years ago when kylie and then boyfriend taiga told her
about the alleged threat chris added that taiga told her on multiple occasions that china allegedly
tried to physically harm him with a knife chris testified of course it was alarming but we just
kept it in the family they lived across the street and she china had a young child
i think we were more concerned about the taiga situation right so claude uh this was about chris
saying that china allegedly threatened to kill kylie yes i saw that and china this morning um
apparently hasn't paid taxes since 2015 yes i saw that she doesn't have a personal bank account.
And there's just like a lot coming out from this trial.
I think the most interesting part of these pictures.
Whoever was doing the sketches is like, I want to say like not good.
I can never decipher who's who.
It's like a little shady too.
I agree.
They should have gotten that guy who they always post like that
that artist on Instagram who does yeah that that is who should be doing the court
sketches because these are twisted and they're not chic at all I could not figure out who is who
yeah no I mean it's clear that like Kylie has short hair now which I love that for her like
such a mom cut and Kim has the long hair and chloe is the wand that's
blonde i'm gonna go with um yeah this whole situation is like really crazy it's also crazy
that they all have to like show up for court every single day over and be in the same room as her
and i feel like this lawsuit has been like you know in the works for a while but i did not
expect that like we were going to trial check it's been in the works for a while it's been black china's secret project that she's been teasing stop i just took a sip of water oh my god okay but also like the out the the
oh my god i like cannot fucking speak i'm having a stroke there are also other interesting things
going on that we reported this week like black china's mother has been like out of control on social
media like instagram live streaming right outside the courthouse threatening the judge like i'm
gonna get that judge it's just unwell yeah no the whole thing is unwell and i i don't know what's
gonna happen with it like i really don't personally think that like robin china ended because the girls decided that it should end i feel like they wouldn't have a show to begin with
if that's what the family wanted plus robin china broke up so the show ended like that seems pretty
clear to me but there never would have been a show if if the kardashians didn't want it you know
yeah yeah so i don't i don't know it's just more messiness it's just the week of messy trials
it's so much legal news like going on in the world right now yeah yeah so we'll see what
happens hopefully we'll get the answer like the jury will deliberate soon and we'll see what china
what's to come for china and did she um i think it's like a a one of the amendments in our constitution that like you
can't incriminate yourself in a trial or like is that a thing because she just fully admitted to
like 11 fiduciary crimes oh interesting but it's like if you admit it it can work in your favor but it can't be used against you right i think there's a law like
about incrimination but interesting no it sounds like something that could be
self-incrimination like something that could be self-incrimination like is a thing i'm telling
you let me just google i was gonna like, amendment about incrimination.
Wait, self-incrimination and the giving of evidence that might tend to expose a witness to punishment for crime.
Okay.
Duh.
Oh, right.
Double jeopardy.
That's different.
And protects against self-incrimination.
Okay, yeah.
So, no, I don't think that's what I was thinking of.
I'm not sure what I was thinking of. Oh, no. the fifth amendment protects a person from being compelled to incriminate oneself
right self-incrimination may also be referred to as self-crimination or self-inculpation
inculpation but sometimes we like get into these like holes and I'm like, what is this show about? Get us out of here.
Right.
We need to climb out of this hole. Beck Chyna really hate her personally and wishing her just the worst.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's get into our next story because I want to get your thoughts on it.
Okay.
Mike Tyson and his water bottle incident behind the airplane punch attack.
I'm sure that you saw this video.
Mike Tyson punched a fellow first class passenger aboard a Florida bound flight because the aggressive man threw a water bottle at him, according to reps for the former heavyweight champ.
Tyson was captured on video pummeling the man on Wednesday night jet blue flight from San Francisco to Miami where he later appeared at a weed conference after party prior to the beatdown the apparent harasser is seen on
the video posted by TMZ standing over Mike Tyson's seat waving his arms and talking animatedly while
the former boxer sits quietly yeah um I saw the videos of them like taunting him like filming it
like being menaces which is just like the worst
type of content to make just from a content perspective um and of course physical physical
violence is never the answer but like these two were being annoying as hell no like fuck around
and find out yeah i have honestly like no real problem with this like if you want to taunt mike
tyson and we saw them like with the hands and
the annoyingness but apparently that guy also threw a water bottle at him fuck around find out
you know you're gonna get hit by mike tyson right like and i think that it seems like that was their
goal yeah also some of the other passengers around and find out who are you no that's just like what
i watched the video i'm like what what other outcome are you looking
right here like honestly if someone did that to even me on a plane and I'm not a heavyweight
champion like you're I'm knocking them out if you get in my space physically and I don't fucking
know you and you're a drunk passenger like who's to say I won't fight back who's to say I reserve
to see that I reserve the right to fight back why is that Tyson flying commercial well it was Jet
Blue Mint very nice but still doesn't answer my question but like it was a flight from San
Francisco to Miami for like an event maybe the event was paying well they would only pay for a
first-class seat like not everything you're gonna get a PJ for not no that's true but but I just
find that shocking no it's it's not that shocking. Like, to go to a work event,
and it's not like Mike Tyson is... You know what was more shocking?
That Kanye flew Coach to meet with New York.
I thought that Kanye had a plane.
And also, wouldn't that have been, like,
a major news story at the time?
Like, somebody took a picture of Kanye
in a middle seat next to the toilet for six hours?
Yeah.
No, but, like, also, Kanye's a billionaire.
Like, that doesn't make sense, why he flew Coach. no but like also kanye's a billionaire like that
doesn't make sense why he flew right but like my taste in it they were saying a millionaire
they were saying like he needed to get there super fast so he flew commercial but it's like
if you actually want to get somewhere fast like you would need to fly private
yeah maybe he didn't have time to like organize a plane or something but still why not he's just physically responsible maybe that's part of his new image why not first class up in the sky popping champagne
living a life in the fast lane i could put you in do you know that song of course i know just
that one part i could put you in first class it's like and then it's i was
a g throw up the l sex and the a oh i don't even know that part look at you with the kids that's
jack harlow yeah um i don't really understand how like you can like i understand sampling songs but
like you're literally just like playing the song on your song i didn't it's not original no but it's really stunning and
it gives people like a newfound appreciation for the fergie song so right and anything anything
that makes the world a little bit more for delicious is fine by me i totally agree but
back to mike tyson not surprising that he was flying commercial because it was first class
another passenger was saying that even before the flight like these guys were getting drunk at the airport bar like they came
on the flight wasted right and then they fucked around and then they found out right and you know
what consequences meet actions it just sounds like no it sounds like exactly what what they
were asking it's fucking mike tyson didn't he bite someone's ear off yeah no it sounds like exactly what. What they were asking for. It's fucking Mike Tyson. Didn't he bite someone's ear off?
Yeah, no, it sounds like they asked for something and they received it.
And they must be thrilled with the results because it's exactly.
They're literally Megan Fox in Holiday in the Sun.
No, in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.
Good.
Yeah.
When she gets the bad role.
They're like, oh, good.
That's the one I wanted.
Well, that's the one you got.
Good.
You wanted to get beat up by Mike Tysonosin that's exactly what you got yeah so I know
like like violence is never the answer but like when someone fucks with you like reserve the right
to fuck with them I just want to say violence is never the answer but sometimes it is yeah no if
someone's like getting in your personal space like everyone especially in first class like it's extremely clear i have a pod if you get in my pod what goes down in my pod that's why are you in there why were you in
there no and it's like what could it more be done like if you used to like take a sip of water with
your mask down like a little too long like you would get like yelled at but now you can like invade someone's personal space spit on them
and and no one's gonna say anything right yeah the way some flight attendants like literally would
choke me if i like you know nibbled on a cracker like for an extra couple seconds and don't get me
wrong like i was definitely nibbling slowly so that i could just i mean we were all eating for three hours straight
i won't lie to you like i was definitely being hella dramatic because i was not interested in
putting my mask back on um but the way you want to hear actually i think i already told this story
on my way back from rome i was asleep i think you you did help below my nose yeah and she woke me up
my mask below my nose.
Yeah.
And she woke me up to put it above my nose.
Like, I'm sorry.
That,
it's a,
it's a hate crime.
No, Claude,
it's science.
That's what it is.
Did you talk about
the fact that the mask mandate
was lifted on airplanes
on the show?
Yes, and Ben said
that he's still gonna travel
with one because he actually
really likes wearing one
in the bathroom
and I thought that was
actually an amazing call.
That's,
he'll like have one with him but he's not gonna wear it the whole time
no no no he will exclusively wear it when he's ready to go to the bathroom
that's really funny good for him and I thought it was a good call also the videos of everyone
cheering like to be on a flight when that happened and the videos of like the flight
attendants who have literally been wearing them for every day for two years straight it was
extremely heartwarming and I'm very glad we're back to just drunk people fighting on planes.
Me too.
With Mike Tyson.
You love to see it.
You do.
Are you ready for our next story?
Yes.
It's some media news.
CNN Plus is shutting down one month after launch.
I didn't even know that they launched.
They launched a streaming service called CNN Plus.
I had seen some ads for it on on taxi cabs um you know with their like roster of people and i was just like
and when i saw it i was i literally was like who wants that yeah because let me ask what's wrong
with just getting news on regular cnn the answer was nobody wants that actually 10 000 people
wanted it 10 000 people signed up for cnn plus um so
just for reference like the redheads was bigger than cnn plus oh my god we are literally so much
bigger than cnn the snatchler was bigger than jackie tnn greater than sign cnn literally but
wait this is so embarrassing first of all like that's like my worst nightmare like launching a
project that nobody's interested in like this is so embarrassing, first of all. Like, that's, like, my worst nightmare, like, launching a project that nobody's interested in.
Like, this is so embarrassing.
Wait, how about if you spent, like, $100 million on it?
Right, which I'm sure is, like, not a lot for them.
No, it is.
But I just have to say, like, maybe because I'm, like, not a Target customer, like, I would never pay for news when there's, like, free news everywhere.
But I don't feel like this was good marketing.
I did not even know they were launching.
Well, I don't think you're the target customer.
I did know that they were launching.
And I'm sure the people who like, you know, do tune into CNN,
I'm sure they got hit with this over the head every single day.
Right.
Oh, totally, totally.
But see, it's like, oh, I'm watching my free CNN
and now I'm getting a commercial for a different version
with less famous people people but more money.
Like how does that make any sense?
I guess it was like meant to be, you know, more premium content.
Maybe like a little lifestyle of Chris Wallace.
Who knows?
But what we do know is people weren't interested. So Warner Brothers Discovery is shutting down CNN Plus as of April 30th, marking one of the company's first significant maneuvers since completing the merger of Warner Media and Discovery less than two weeks ago.
The decision puts an abrupt end to an ambitious and aggressive and failed venture that people familiar with the matter say rankled the new CEO of Warner Brothers from the start.
cn ceo of warner brothers from the start i guess they're like blaming this on like the merger thing but at the end of the day if people were clamoring to download cnn plus they wouldn't be folding it
i just want to say like i'm feeling a lot better like my spirits have been lifted this show is
literally healing me this show is has healing properties yeah because you're forced to focus
on like not and smile yeah and it's like you know when you're hungover and like if you lay in bed all day, like you'll
feel worse than if you.
Yeah.
Than if you try and do something.
But sometimes you actually can't get out of bed.
So I'm not talking about those hangovers.
I'm sorry.
Back to CNN.
I just like this was their secret project and it was a big fat failure.
And that is so embarrassing.
Like, I'm so glad it's not me, you know?
No, but like it wouldn't be you because you're in tune with what's necessary.
Yeah, I just don't really see, like, business-wise.
I guess, do other, like, news platforms have their own streaming services?
I feel like Fox News does.
Yeah, I think Fox does.
And then with the other streaming platforms, like, a lot of them are, like into you know like abc hulu yeah exactly
so they just thought people wanted so much more cnn and uh it's just and it turns out they really
just want tnn because we've never been bigger yeah no they want tnn so if they want and we'll
give them what they want okay stop asking tnn streaming service coming to you soon tnn plus
i love that i love that actually would be so cute if it was like all the tnn hosts just like
doing shows that are so different from their podcasts you know like maybe like
an outdoor adventures with lauren elizabeth it's just so crazy how like cnn plus which i think like
everyone can pretty much agree
is like not a good idea business-wise,
they could get $150 million.
Like where is my 150 mil?
Yeah, or even like 50.
25.
No, 50 because we have to split it, so.
Oh, true, plus taxes where then we're spending it,
you know, half again.
Half again.
Do you mind if I just say something quickly
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which leads us into our next story which is that jessica sim Simpson's credit card was declined at Taco Bell the other day celebrities being relatable you actually hate to see it Jessica Simpson is living on a tight budget
after putting her money into expanding her clothing line she said on the reel on Tuesday I am draining
my bank account I have no working credit card it's okay I'll pay in cash I went to Taco Bell
the other day and my card got declined. I'm on a budget, ladies.
She shared that she has invested so much of her money into her company
as she plans to launch lines for boys and men,
but she also said she is always willing to bet on herself.
She said, with money, there's just so much fear attached to it,
and I'm the person that you get mad at at the blackjack table.
I'll put it all out there if it's me that's driving the show
because I believe in myself and I know what I can do, and I know that nothing will stop me, and if you try to stop me, I'll put it all out there if it's me that's driving the show because I believe in myself and I know what I can do.
And I know that nothing will stop me.
And if you try to stop me, I'll try harder.
Okay.
Like, I love this sentiment.
I really do.
But I have to say, like, this is one of my least favorite qualities in people.
Like, not being fiscally responsible and just being like, I can do anything.
Now, of course, I do believe Jessica Simpson investing in her business is a good idea.
I think the money's safe.
But, like, just overall, this, like, you know, throw caution to the wind.
Like fuck money.
I hate that sentiment.
No, or it's like, yeah, no, my credit cards don't work, but I'm hustling like and I'm
going to shine.
And it's like, no, you should have working credit cards and hustle and shine and like
invest in your business.
But like, you know know have capital available also yeah which I I feel like she does you know I feel like maybe
like you know people's credit cards get declined all the time for reasons not that aren't that they
have zero dollars in the bank um so I think I'm sure she's like totally fine but just like even
you know promoting like yeah, yeah, who cares?
My credit cards don't work.
Everything is in my business is not really sound.
I know.
But, you know, earlier in the week, I don't know if you saw the episode.
We talked about Jessica Simpson letting us know that her daughter Maxwell and Northwest
are like best friends.
So, yes, I didn't see the episode, but I did see that they're best friends.
And that just meant everything to me.
Yeah, me too.
Like it was really kind of, not to be dramatic,
like maybe the best news I had heard in months, like dead serious.
It lifted me out of like this funk I've been in.
No, I know.
And now I just need to know like what do the moms do when they're hanging out?
No, I know.
Eric coaches basketball for North.
Eric coaches basketball for North?
Mm-hmm.
And they live in the same community so like the girls play together all the time
and she was at her birthday party. this is so heartwarming and like literally
the best news i've heard in my entire life but i feel like it also means that like jessica and
kim aren't friends because like that would also have been a part of the story yeah also can i say
like how much i love podcasting with you like it's so carefree i haven't been this relaxed on the
podcast just because you know when you're guest hosting I haven't been this relaxed on the podcast just
because you know when you're guest hosting like you just got a lot to do like add stories be
engaging not too engaging don't talk over them um and I'm just having such a delightful time with
you like there's nothing like Jackson Claude there's nothing like Jackson Claude it's so true
literally nothing yeah because also like we know each other inside and out and the audience knows us inside and out but like when there's someone new like we've got to
get to know them everyone else has got to get it's very like introductory you know so this is just
like we can just cut straight to the chase so I I do feel like Jessica and Kim like might not be
friends or else they would be friends no I. I was actually thinking the same thing because like if North was at Maxwell's birthday party,
like wouldn't Kim have like shared like a video because like it was outside.
It was like gorgeous.
It was like crazy decorations.
I forget what the theme was.
But like I don't know.
The fact that we haven't known this up until this very moment is not a good sign.
Which just means that the kids are friends, you know?
Yeah.
And like Kim probably sent north with
the nanny because like she didn't care to see birdie's mom that's terrible or maxwell's mom
maxwell you know no no no like it's not terrible it's terrible for us for us you know you're not
gonna be friends with all of your kids friends moms so i just feel like because there's we
haven't heard anything it means there's nothing to hear.
Yeah, I agree.
So like while the news was exciting at first,
you have sufficiently ruined it for me.
So thanks for that.
No, let's go back to Eric.
Now I'm back in my funk.
Now I'm back in my funk that was initially brought out by the news.
Let's go back to Eric coaching North's basketball team because that's the cutest thing I've ever heard.
And maybe like Kanye and Eric become friends.
I just like there's so much potential there.
So much potential.
And like now Saints soccer games have really become like just a cultural hotspot.
Literally the Met Gala. Literally. And so maybe like North's basketball games when she's in season
maybe it's not her season yet like we can start to see some exciting content from there yeah I
agree like gotta move to Calabasas when I have kids because like if my kids are not like playing
basketball like they're just playing with some snot-nosed kids and like none of those kids
parents are famous like what is the point in having children i agree you should probably
raise your kids in la yeah because like i i think even when i become a mother like something's never
changed like i will always be a social climbing star fucker right and like so yes being a mother
is like a lot of work and i think you know it'll be very taxing and whatnot so you should at least
get something out of it.
Right.
In your quest for fame.
Right.
Like if my PTA meeting is not in Hidden Hills, I don't want it.
Right.
But that means you have to move to Hidden Hills.
It is what it is.
I'll have like the ugliest, smallest house and I won't have a dollar to my name because
I put it all into like this piece of shit home.
But.
And then your credit card will get
declined at Taco Bell and then
I will finally have made it
literally okay are you ready
for our fifth and final story which is actually
the final story
to do
to
to
to do
to do
to do to do to do it's the final story i gotta move to hidden hills and then shit out a kid
and that's a magic number um i can't tell if that was like so gorgeous or so painful
i think like kind of both yeah depending on like your ear quality yeah our next story is actually
about the met gala because india says that she won't be attending the met gala for the second
year in a row which is curious second year in a row. She said your girl's got to work, which, of course,
get your fucking ass up and work.
But the actress revealed in a recent interview with Extra
that she would once again be skipping the annual Fashion Forward FET
in New York due to work obligations.
She said, I hate to disappoint my fans here, but I will be working.
Your girl's got to work and make some movies.
I wish everyone the best.
I do believe that she's working, but I'm also curious
if you have to
be vaccinated to go to the Met Gala this year because I'm telling you and I don't know this
for a fact at all it's just like a feeling that I have I think there's a lot of celebrities who
are not vaccinated because like they're very you know concerned with what they put in their bodies
they're all like green juice green juice heroin so I think I think that there's a lot of celebrities
who aren't vaccinated in New York it's no longer the law if i'm correct if i'm right so i think it'll be you are correct like it used it used to
be like when they had the last met gala you couldn't go to the met as a patron without being
vaccinated like now all of that is lifted so i think that if they kept the vaccine mandate in
place for this year's met gala like that would be extremely silly
yeah unnecessary and i'm telling you it would affect the last right and it did last year like
no one was there that happened in september it's like everyone like wants to erase it from memory
it was like an embarrassment really um and i think a lot of people weren't there because they
weren't vaccinated and so i don't think that they'll make that mistake again, especially when the world is,
is moving on from that.
Right.
And like at the end of the day,
the Met Gala is a fundraiser.
And if they want to raise funds,
like they need a list stars.
Yeah.
But I do think like you could be working and,
you know,
come into town for the Met Gala.
Like it's,
you know,
take up like two days.
So I do think it's interesting that Zendaya,
who is literally like the most girl of fashion is now skipping two years in a row yeah
maybe she's got like beef yeah or maybe she's just like making a statement like this isn't that
important I'm not gonna fly home for it no I mean I do love that and what's interesting is like
we've never seen the Euphoria girlies take the met gala red
carpet in the years that they've become like mega stars and i'm i wonder if she's working on euphoria
or if like sydney sweeney and alexa demi will be at so she's that's like the moment like that'll be
she said she has to make some movies so i think she would be saying that she's it's not a euphoria
thing and i feel like i i mean you keep seeing these lists of people who are allegedly attending the Met
but like definitely Sidney Sweeney will be there obviously and Alexa Demi like
right and I feel like even if they were even if they were working they wouldn't miss it get a
night off you can get a night off yeah no totally take a break take five yeah so that's coming up soon
that should be fun i mean i'm just only really interested in if kim and pete are walking together
me too and like i'm people are there are whispers in the community that like taylor will be attending
but like i can't imagine she'll be attending any event that kim is at even though like her beef is
like with kanye and the last time kim ever spoke about the Taylor stuff on Watch What Happens Live she was like it's fine we've all moved on yeah her
beef is with Kanye but Kim post yeah Taylor hasn't and Kim is the one who posted the video so I think
like to Taylor it's all the same well the the the oh my god I stroke the audio from the episode of
Keeping Up With The Kardashians where the whole thing happens
is going viral on tiktok um because chris is like what if you just call taylor up and everyone is
using that um audio to like like moronic things their parents say like when your mom tells you
just to ask the ceo for a raise wait so what does Chris say? I don't know.
It never ends, but it's like, what if you just called Taylor up?
It's not bad advice.
No, it's not bad advice.
And it's like very sweet and earnest.
And I actually have forgotten about that episode.
I went back and watched a longer clip where Chris is like, I love Taylor.
I love her mom.
Like, I really want to like figure this out.
I think everyone who works for Taylor, I love her mom. Like, I really want to, like, figure this out. I think everyone who works for Taylor.
It was very complimentary.
Here, listen.
If you just called Taylor up and just say, what just, you know, what happened?
How did this go so south?
What would happen?
Isn't that funny? And everyone's like, my mom calling random people in my grade to give me rides because she's too lazy to do it
no it's such a funny trend and now like every randomly throughout the house i'm like ben
what if you just hauled taylor up that's really funny yeah so um i would love to see taylor at
the met gala but um I don't think we will.
I don't know, but that'll be exciting.
So that's something to look forward to.
Something to live for.
Okay, let's get into our TV recap.
Are you ready?
Because we're talking Kardashians anyway.
Yeah, okay.
Good episode.
Again, loving the documentary style.
I was talking about this with Remy yesterday, and I want to know if you agree.
Like, I do not like midnight streaming service.
Like I don't like that.
I'm not ever going to watch it at midnight.
I agree with everything you said.
So annoying.
I agree with everything that you said.
I'm not going to watch it at midnight.
Because like I want to enjoy.
And then all the articles are written the next day.
Like all the headlines.
And it's just like let me live and enjoy.
Like I wish there was a normal premiere time.
Right.
Like 8 o'clock.
Like some of us go to bed really early so I just didn't like love that um but I do like this new style I mean I was cringing to the nth degree like with um what was that Israeli real estate
agency Tomer Tomer the agent like having to step aside because they I'm sorry like I'm all for
living your best life living your truth like they're embarrassing sorry like it's not okay like there is a human being in your
presence he's trying to show you a house that house was stunning but it was very that whole
like saga was giving me like very much old keeping up energy like they're obviously not buying that
house in Malibu no it's like when you look at the backyard that Courtney currently has and then the
backyard of that house which was like one square foot um and it's like the backyard of her current house is
like so vast like view the mountains never ends yeah rolling hills like she's not fucking moving
there no but you know what I actually thought the conversation about um how her fertility meds
actually ended up putting her in early menopause was really interesting
and like kind of makes sense because she's like so clean you know non-toxic queen um and it was
really sad and like chris was like you know in a year from now we're gonna be having your babies
but this was filmed like eight months ago and as far as we know she's not pregnant so my heart just
like sank yeah no that was that was really sad to watch and i mean it's it still feels so crazy that
we're getting such personal information especially from courtney who has been so guarded but um it is
nice that she's sharing her journey and it's crazy to even think that that they were already trying
back then like they weren't even engaged yet and you know everyone's always speculating that she's
pregnant and they have been for so long and like that's just so hurtful it's so sad and like and then any speculation of pregnancy is so annoying
but i imagine it's even more hurtful when you can't conceive yeah when you're trying right so
um i really appreciated courtney's candidness and i kind of like love how she doesn't like give a
fuck anymore like she was like oh i'm not coming to snl which like they're all regarding is the
biggest thing to ever happen on the planet like everyone's flying in for it kanye flew coach
and she's like no i'm not coming she had like she didn't want to see scott and courtney kim was like
i can uninvite scott she's like no it's uh landon's birthday yeah no but it's nice yeah no and i like
i actually don't think um kim gave a fuck i like have this theory like i feel like courtney and kim like really deep down
like hate each other i don't know well i think it's like they probably clash a lot you know
but it's like the i think they're so like family oriented it's like i don't think kim would stand
or courtney would stand for like any slander of the other you know what I mean like and also even when Kim posted for Kourtney's
birthday this week she was like saying how you know Kourtney's like shown her how to just like
live her life and that's like get us and I do feel like Kim is being like a little sis right now just
like looking at Kourtney and Travis yeah and you know being inspired by them and I think that did
influence her decision to date Pete.
I agree that, like, they're not, it doesn't seem like they get along so well right now,
but I think there's, like, deep, deep love.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, they're just, like, not on the same page currently.
Yeah.
And, like, Kim has spoken at length about how close her and Khloe are right now.
Right, right now.
Khloe.
But also those dynamics always change
with sisters of all varying degrees of fame yes even with us like it's so crazy the dynamics of
like us growing up versus even like five years ago who was the closest or like no a hundred
percent like if you had told me like when we were kids like I would end up working and like talking in terms of like most frequency to you every fucking minute I would be like I like low-key fucking hated you when we
were kids and you hated me like we just were not vibing whatsoever I think like you thought I was
disgusting and like I thought you were a bitch I don't even remember like what age are you talking
about like 11 high school or like no not high school i don't remember i don't remember being 11 cool okay like i don't know what i was thinking sorry so i can't confirm
or deny your story no no i but yeah no but there was also a time when like you and olivia were like
yes like watching the cooking network in law and order every single day yeah you know and so it's
just funny how it changes like that we
literally now talk i think we facetime 30 times a day you know yesterday we i think we hit a record
yesterday we actually facetimed less because i wasn't feeling well
oh i felt like you called me so many times yesterday like every time you had a thought
oh well i do call you every time i have a thought it's no it's
important because and then what's really annoying is like if one of us doesn't pick up every time
me or jackie has a thought we have to share it in a facetime and so if the other person doesn't
pick up like the thought vanishes so then you'll call me back and you'll be like you called me i
had something to tell you but i don't remember and then we'll like chit chat and we'll usually end up remembering what we had originally called about.
But the problem with this, I can't think of words today, setup format is that it's built to fail if someone doesn't pick up because it's over.
Yeah.
No, and it's so frustrating when you can't
just like get immediate gratification for your thought no i know and i think that you probably
don't answer more frequently than me because obviously you have a child who is yeah and like
sometimes i just like leave my phone and like come back 45 minutes later like because something
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Okay, Summer House.
Summer House.
What's going on?
They really, like, gave us nothing in this episode, I think.
It was just kind of filler.
But even, I don't mind the filler when it's just like, I like these people.
Paige and Ciara being like queens.
Modeling.
Like my toxic trait is I am so ride or die for Paige and Ciara.
And like I think the general consensus online is pretty split.
No, it's not split.
They're not confused.
No, we're once again in the minority with our opinions right yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like the internet has sided with daniella lindsey but then i look at
like the twitter for rahonge and like these people are on theresa's side so like okay then i don't
care what you have to say like you're obviously uneducated we clearly just have a different
premise yeah well um what i thought was interesting is, like, how Maya has really gravitated towards Paige and Ciara.
And I feel like they've been, like, a good friend to her.
And, like, her concerns at the beginning of the show, like, she no longer has.
She has, like, real friends.
And then Maya was on Watched Happens Live recently.
And she was, like, being, like, loser energy.
Like, kind of distancing herself from Paige and Sierra I feel like she saw that people
are like taking Lindsay and Danielle's side and she like doesn't want to be on the wrong side
it just feels really losery considering like Paige and Sierra from what we see like
have been really good to like like open and she's like laying in the bed with them she doesn't even
talk to Danielle or Lindsay right you know what I'll wait to see what happens at the reunion
because that's like really where you can see if someone has an about face. She did make a shady comment about Craig on Watch What Happens Live. But you never know like what she what inspired that. So I'm very curious for the reunion. But he said Lindsay you had a miscarriage. Like I could have slapped him.
And like I feel like everyone was like you know shook by it.
But nobody like reprimanded him in any way.
And I just like literally hate this man.
And I don't understand the chokehold he has over this group.
Why does everyone want to be friends with him?
Like I don't get it.
Maybe because he's been the one who's been on the show since season one.
So they think that like you know.
He's powerful.
Yeah. Like you need that like, you know. He's powerful. Yeah.
Like you need to be on his side.
Like he's the constant and everyone else is changing.
So like if you're like, and I think I didn't watch the season with Hannah
Berner, but like, didn't she really like.
Yeah.
Get off the show because she wasn't getting along with Kyle and Amanda.
Right.
Like they are like the center.
I just don't agree with it.
And I don't like Kyle.
And I thought that was really like a
fucked up thing to say and like I hate when people are like okay you have a job like so does everyone
like no one cares you're not special because your job is harder everyone's job is hard no and like
if your job makes it so that like you really can't function in a social setting um then either like
obviously make a change in your work situation or like don't go and be social
like stay home and work and because that's really where your mind is at also it's so like silly to
blame it on your job when the reason you're being an asshole is because you're drinking copious
amounts like let's see if you went to dinner and you didn't have a drink like would you still be
an asshole probably not right and you know what i thought was interesting we learned like a couple
probably not right and you know what i thought was interesting we learned like a couple maybe last week that amanda doesn't physically own any shares or stock in lover boy which is moronic
yeah um and i just didn't know that so obviously she should not sign a prenup
no or like sign a prenup but have like stipulations for if they do ever split up like she should get some shares maybe not 50 of his um but like that's what the prenup would be for yeah i just thought
that was like very shocking because she really is like the face of the brand yeah and like she
is such a big part in making it like relevant and on the show and like right yeah um but yeah
you're right of course when kyle got up he got all upset
from the meal who runs after him it's danielle i can't with her yeah she's my least favorite person
on the show i think i don't luke is up there i think so too but there are some like scenarios
oh no i kind of like luke there are some but also because i don't know him from when
he was a fuck boy allegedly right this season he's just like kind of a voice irrelevant barely in it
yeah um but with thing you know there are some like scenarios that she finds herself in where
i actually do really like her but then there are others where i don't you know like i do feel like
she is like a good friend and anytime she's giving advice to one of
the girls maybe not Lindsay specifically but when she's just being a friend to the other
girls I like her.
Or even with like Robert they're really cute.
Yes.
Robert is great.
She's in a good relationship I agree.
This chasm between Lindsay and Danielle and like Paige and Sierra and it's clear that
they like all really don't like each other.
It's like really awkward because they also don Sierra. And it's clear that they like all really don't like each other. Yeah.
It's like really awkward because they also don't talk about it.
And then when they do have a fight and they're like.
You realize that these people don't like each other.
It's like oh what were all the episodes I watched before this.
Where I thought everyone was friends.
No they're really not.
You're right. Like the fact that Lindsay and Danielle go out every single weekend.
And Paige and Sierra have never been out once.
It's like so bizarre.
Yeah.
It's kind of like.
I feel like they all sort of have like this delicate balance and it works but it's a reality show so we gotta we gotta blow it up right right
um so i think the finale is next week the reunion's already been filmed i think the reunion
will be will be really good um i saw the looks come out of the reunion they were bleak i can't
lie oh no i really like some of them i. They were bleak. I can't lie. Oh, no.
I really like some of them.
I actually thought everyone looked really good.
I wasn't.
It wasn't giving what it's supposed to have given.
Oh, interesting.
I thought everyone looked really good.
I know you didn't watch New Jersey, but I watched last night and it's so infuriating.
Infuriating.
I don't have the words because it's like if you are on the side of reason and logic and just overall things making sense and applying the same standards for most situations in your life and like it's clear that you're team Margaret.
But like obviously Teresa is just out of control makes no sense.
Like if you apply like you give her an analogy of like something
that she did to someone versus something that someone did to her and like always different
it's always different and I can't I don't understand like how anyone can defend her and
like I know Dolores is a good friend and she's you know old school and and so that doesn't bother me
so much like even the stuff with like Melissa and Joe like at a certain point you have to tell someone even if you love them to death like if you were going around acting crazy I would tell you I wouldn't
betray you I wouldn't do anything like you know I wouldn't take someone else aside but I would be
honest with you and if you can't be honest with someone then you just don't have a relationship
with them no I agree like it's getting to the point where it's like very infuriating like when
she called Margaret's ass jiggly like there's there's just, you think she can't fall
any further, go any more below the belt?
The way she acted at that restaurant was insanity.
She's like, she's literally, she's acting like a piece of trash, and she's calling Margaret
white trash.
It's like, you just can't make up the hypocrisy.
Yeah, no, and Margaret, like, couldn't, like, so Teresa threw all these drinks at her.
Margaret could have started throwing things, and she didn't.
Like, Margaret handled it as classy as she possibly could.
Then the next night, they have this dinner, basically,
and Teresa, like, comes in with an apology for the group,
but not for Margaret,
and her apology to the group fucking stunk, too.
And, like, Margaret's just not going to sit there and take it,
because, like, the rest of the women treat Teresa like a child,
and, like, that she can get away with all this stuff,
and, like, that's just how it is. No, like a can get away with all this stuff like that's just how it is mental patient yeah no and that's just how it is but like
Margaret is a grown woman she's not going to stand for that the same rules should apply to everyone
like this is an even playing field and it's just so crazy how everyone handles Teresa with like
these kid gloves and I'm just not interested in watching that and it is so crazy reading tweets
of people who are on Teresa's side it's like uh no honestly we need
to have like a Teresa stan on this show just so I can understand how their brain works like how can
you be that delusional seriously seriously and so you can like even see like Margaret Tracy Jackie
and like Melissa sometimes but Melissa tries to stay out of it which like she should do not involve
yourself she doesn't need more problems Margaret Tracyaret tracy and jackie just like look at each other like is this for real like am i living on
planet earth like because she is coming from another planet yeah it's it's mind it's infuriating
to watch but it's probably even more painful to be a part of like i and i know i'm a margaret
apologist i love her deeply but i still feel like I would feel the same way if I didn't know Margaret
personally.
A hundred percent.
And also, it's so crazy.
They had such a good day.
All of the girls and the guys, they were separate.
But like Teresa didn't join the girls during the day.
They've recorded a song in Nashville.
And I thought it was going to be like such a cringy experience.
But I just want to say like those two songwriter guys were really talented.
They were just like whipping up material.
We should do something like that when we go next.
I know.
When I first saw they were going to do that, I was like, oh, fast forward.
Like I really don't care.
But it was a really fun activity.
And just the New Jersey women like are always doing stuff like –
Surprising us constantly.
Like fun – no, they're always like doing activities that actually wind up like looking cute.
And it was a really great like bonding moment.
Everyone had a really good day.
Then the dinner starts that night. And Teresa and Louie aren't there yet so everyone's just like vibing and talking and like when they walk in it is like a
dark cloud over the evening and it's like is that who you want to be right like suck the life out of
every room literally like it went from being like such a fun night in Nashville with like you know
your friends and their and their husbands and we're just having a good time to like oh right right and when you work when you are that person
who's bringing the cloud into the room like you're the one who needs to evaluate yourself not the
other people a hundred percent but also that would require theresa to have self-awareness
which is not a quality she currently possesses it's not in her vernacular um also i thought
they i saw a clip on tiktok
today of an interesting conversation jackie had with andy on watch what happens live
about how like gia's like very much making herself like known this season she wants
to be a part of the show and in a bigger way and how last year like she was so
jackie was so ostracized for bringing up gia in an an analogy when now Gia is like very much a part of the show
and therefore fair game yeah and Jackie was talking about how like she's been thinking about
that and I just thought it was like an interesting take like I feel like we could see Gia at a reunion
you know that's so crazy I'm personally not here for it like in general I think there's been a
couple of other shows that have put like the kids in confessionals I think they think it's like a cute thing to do and also like they want to like capitalize on like
if these kids become famous on their own especially with Gia she really did have a very viral year
it's just like how like they never had they had Gigi and Bella on the show in Yolanda scenes but
I think now knowing the success that they've had since the show like Bravo wishes that they had
like more with them yeah so then they started putting Delilah and Amelia in professionals.
And I'm just not really here for any of it.
Like you can't.
I'm sorry you missed out on Gigi and Bella.
Like I'm very sorry for you.
But that doesn't mean we need to see all these kids now.
Yeah.
I agree completely.
I have to say before we started this episode my Chinese food had just arrived and it's
an hour later and like I need to eat.
So I am wrapping this episode
I need to eat as well and I'm not doing my
outro because I'm just like I've given everything
to this episode I feel like I made it through I thought
today's episode was going to be like crap and it's an hour
and it was fucking hilarious get Canva Pro
so I feel like I've done my job and I am
leaving goodbye goodbye everyone
we hope you have a great weekend and we
will see you on Monday yes we are
Monday's episode is remote with Ben and then we've got great co-hosts.
The schedule will be posted on our Instagram.
Goodbye.
Goodbye now.