The Toast - S5 Ep51: Unique, Twisted & Unhinged: Wednesday, April 27th, 2022

Episode Date: April 27, 2022

Corey Gamble Testifies He Saw Blac Chyna Hit, Whip Rob Kardashian (Page Six) (16:38)  ‘Wicked’ Movie Gets Split in 2 - Fans Slam it as a ‘Money Grab’ (NY Post) (24:08)  Margot Robbie Transforms into Barbie, Rides in Pink Convertible For Film (NY Post) (27:36)  Bhad Bhabie Posts Receipt To Prove Her $50M OnlyFans Earnings (Page Six) (34:48)  Stassi Schroeder: ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Spinoff Was in the Works Before Firing(Page Six) (43:22)  - Summer House Recap (48:55)  - RHONJ Recap (55:41)  The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@JackieOshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast and happy Wednesday. Hope everyone's having an amazing hump day. I am because it's umptay. And I'm here. And you're here! Yay! Okay, Jackie's back in studio. Mom to Haroldson. Exclusive interview. We've kind of been killing these exclusive interviews lately, so like, this just makes sense in just a lineup of amazing interviews that I get to sit down with you. Thank you so much for putting me in that category. I've been immensely enjoying the toast. You're

crushing it as always. Yesterday's episode was very, very good and enjoyable. And it's just, it's a pleasure. It's a pleasure. You said that wrong. How are you doing? Like how's life? How's Haroldson? How are the nipples? Like give us the rundown. I'll start with the good are the nipples like give us the rundown i'll start with the good the nipples are good um i'm very very tired last night was a rough night yeah probably the roughest i've had in like months wow it's only been two months right exactly like it was like first week vibes crying crying and i just like couldn't get like short intervals of sleep and i couldn't fall back asleep which is they don't tell you about that which is, they don't tell you about that part. It's the worst. They don't tell you about the time spent trying to fall asleep. Right. And it's like, sometimes you don't get any time and then you do get time and you can't sleep. It's so much pressure to fall asleep. It didn't happen for

me last night, this morning when I was getting ready. Like I felt like how I used to feel in college when I pulled an all nighter, like a little like on the fritz, drinking coffee, short circuiting, like having energy that's coming from fritz. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Drinking coffee. Short-circuiting. Like having energy that's coming from weird places. Right, right, right. You know, so that was a fun throwback. But I'm excited to be here. It's nice to, you know, leave the house and do the show.

And we haven't done a show since kind of like the episode Heard Around the World. Which one was that? Friday. Friday's episode was literally like life-changing. First of all, I just kind of love remote podcasting. I can't explain. I think we're just like a little bit more unhinged than usual.

Yeah. Because we're feeling comfortable. We're in our homes. And we're so like polished here. Like look at us. Literally perfection. Perfection. Like in our sweats.

We're so elegant. Elegant, elevated, and unique. Your new favorite word. Which? Unique. Now that I am a toaster, I have a running list of things that you say so much. Okay, what are they? Unique.

Yeah. Twisted. Yeah. Hella. I called you out for that the other day. I was just wondering if you're a surfer. And it was hella rude. If you're a surfer on the West Coast.

Cowabunga, dude. You don't say it with me so much like with other people you use a lot of more tiktok lingo especially if they're tiktok girlies of course one thing about me is yeah yeah is that a tiktok thing okay um toxic yeah and um just like girly girl of course of course of course well you know whenever I end like spend a lot of time with Brian I end up saying unique twisted and toxic so much because that's, like, we'll have a conversation. It's just, like, unique, unique, twisted, toxic. Yeah. Toxic, unique. And the biggest one. What? Unhinged. Also a Brian word. Got it. You describe everything as unhinged,

and I don't think you realize, like, it's, it's, um. No, but everything is unhinged, Jackie. Look around. That's so true. Look around. That is true. I take it back. I take it back. We have a laundry list of things we need to talk about. And it's two things, and we need to remember both of them. I think we should start with merch.

With merch, yes. So we haven't had a merch drop in a while, of course, because, you know, your girls, we're just busy being businesswomen and mothers. So we have our first merch drop in a while this Friday. It's at 10 a.m. Eastern Time. And it is our Spring Coleccion. So we are showing off some of the looks today. Jackie, I'll HSN you, then you HSN me.

Okay, move your camera. Move my microphone. Your microphone. Jackie's wearing our matching sweatshirt and sweatpants. On the sweatshirt, it says the Fast Five Stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. Bread emoji. And that same design is on the pants on the left leg it is a pale pink what size are you wearing in both items Jackie I believe I'm wearing size medium

in both items and these days I would just like to say like I used to wear right now the medium fits me like a small used to so I'm a true medium I used to just be like oh I'll have it a little bigger that's so crazy snug but not because the clothes changed. I changed. And the reason why I cannot wear that outfit today is because I lost both items in the caps when my vessel overturned in the Delaware River over the weekend. If you don't know what I'm talking about, listen to Monday's episode. I lost and I wore that the whole weekend. It's literally my favorite thing. And it comes with a matching beanie. How cute is that i look work too hard i work too hard on my hair to put it on so like do you want to put i got my hair cut and blown out

but i'll do it because it matches this outfit so i'll do it for the content for the stream also i just want to say i'm so excited to be launching this sweat set because we designed it so long ago so long ago personally had them for i think a year yeah i've worn it so many times and so many times it was the only thing i wanted to wear and like I took a picture and I'm like well it's not dropping soon so gotta wait gotta wait the beanie looks so cute on you so we've got beanies we've got sweatshirt and sweatpants a cute little matching set and then we have our 100% collection which we can just never get enough of we are launching a crew neck oh I have to hsn you oh sorry okay go we are launching a crew neck of this new 100% design.

It's 100% spelled out in bubble letters in the shape of a heart. It is so cute. It comes in this blue and white as Claudia is modeling, and she's doing a beautiful job at that. It also comes in a white crew neck with a green design. Yes. And a matching phone case, which is so cute. And we don't have it here, but a mug also.

Of course. We love a mug. We love mugs. And it's a big, juicy mug. None of that little mug. I just put this phone case on last week, and it's just like brightened up everything. I remember that. I'm loving this color.

So it's a very pleating collection, per usual, pretty much. Expect nothing less. And it's just really cute stuff to help you spring into spring. And then the second list, and so that's Friday, shopmorningtoast.com at 10 a.m. Eastern time. Yes.

We'll have pictures of all of the items up on our Instagram so you can, you know, browse before you shop. And yeah, very exciting. First merch drop in a really long time.

We hope you guys like what we made. It's all I've been wearing. Me too. New merch is all that fits me right now. Same. And I don't even have a baby so um next thing on our item is kind of a controversial topic but it's something Jackie brought up and I've been thinking about and I think you had been thinking

about it well I had it now I have but like it's come up in my mind a few times um and that is you know we got into a habit of opening the show of course with good morning, millennials. If you've been watching our show since the very first episode, it is a joke from the very first episode. Of course, we're not directly speaking to millennials only. If you're not a millennial, you can still watch the show. And we say it every day. We don't really think about it, but I was just thinking about it, breaking down the words good morning, millennials.

And I have a lot of uncertainty around it now like it was so and I'm not saying it's going to change necessarily and we want to hear from you we want to hear from everyone but the thing is like what if someone's listening for the first time and they turn it on and they're like good morning millennials who are these losers goodbye yeah no it's definitely like an inside joke thing and it definitely makes us look like losers. So I would propose, and I think we really need to talk about it. I'm not even saying this is what I would vote for. But the proposal would be like, good morning blank.

Could be toasters. You suggested girlies. I think personally girlies is a phase. So I wouldn't tie ourselves to it. And it's not really an inclusive term. Like, lest we not forget about all of our male toys toysters our male toasters like let's not forget about all six of them what about good morning toysters love and then in two years from now we'll be like we've been thinking it's a joke from two years ago I don't know I like good morning girly girls

yeah but again it could be trendy. We're more classic than that. We are classic. So maybe it's good morning toasters. It's just a really big thing to change. And I feel like maybe it'll be that thing. It's like Samson cutting off his hair. I know.

And the rest is downhill from here. Our views just start dropping and dropping. Like maybe we should just stick to the status quo. If you want to be cool, follow one simple rule. Don't mess with the no, no, no. Yeah, stick to the status quo. Octave change. No, no, no.

No. Stick to the stuff you know. If you want to be cool, follow one simple rule. Don't mess with the flow. No, no. Stick to the status quo. Stick to the status that is an iconic octave change what do you think is the most iconic octave change in music history because i already know my answer okay you obviously have planned your answer two more than I can be. Violins, here we go.

Two, three. You raise me up so I can stand on Mount... That's my opinion. The best octave change in music history. Well, you know, I've been listening to a little bit of different music these days and there's a version of Old MacDonald, where at the end, I can imagine,

at the end, there's like, you know, oink, oink here, oink, oink there, and like, it's the longest song, it's like, keeps going, and then at the end, to bring it all together, it's Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o, it's really beautiful. Is that an octave change no it sounds stiff if you listen to the version just search oh mcdonald and spotify the first one that comes up like at the end they really like bring it they bring it all home it's my favorite it's my favorite part sounds stunning yeah the girl you can tell like she was in the studio she's like you mind if i just try a little i mean literally you having a child has made me realize like what I was born to do on this earth

is like to be the voice of children's music, like Fisher Price, like the toys that like play all the songs. I could sing those losers like so much better than them. Yeah, the losers being the singers or the babies? Both. No, I could sing like, I could sing so much better than the losers already pre-recorded on all the kids' toys. Like they no heart they have no bravado no vibrato they have no verve

unique talent or energy charisma uniqueness nerve and talent and if you ever want to remember it I just realized they always say it c-u-n-t they always say it on drag race oh also drag race finale kind of crazy so spoiler alert even though it's been a week willow pill won and she was really strong like really strong the whole time but like i don't know meh justice for lady camden honestly and i honestly am shook bosco to make it to the top two even though i didn't think she should win justice for lady camden and remember how i said like when we first started watching like there's no need to continue. Cornbread is winning. Do you remember me saying that? I don't think you said that.

Yeah, I did. I said, Cornbread is winning. You said that you liked Cornbread, but then you also said, whoever you like doesn't win. Well,

then Cornbread went home the next week with a broken ankle. But when Willow Pill won, she's like, I'd like to thank Cornbread's ankle. So I don't think I was wrong about, like, really having an eye on Cornbread.

Yeah, that's really funny. Yeah. So that's your Drag Race recap. And let us know what you think about Good Morning Millennials because we're torn. We're at a crossroads and two roads diverge in a yellow wood. And you know what?

We don't have to make any rash decisions. This is something that we can all mull over. But I do think it's time to start talking about it because what about the new listeners? I agree. And I don't want to encourage people to go back and listen to the first episode. Oh, we could tell you the story. No, to find it because the first episode is horrendous. Twisted. It's, dare I say, unhinged. It's so bad. Do not go and listen

to it. The story is one of my favorites. So let me take you back to 2018 when we were rebranding our show, trying to come up with a name. We obviously landed on the morning toast. But along the way, you know, we like to be like the millennial morning show. So we were thinking like good morning millennials, like good morning America. And Ben heard us talking about this. And he was like, good morning millennials sounds like if aliens came down to Earth and they were trying to blend in. So they were like like good morning millennials and we thought it was so fucking funny and we just kept like

adapting it and it literally very quickly became our tagline and that's why we say it like that because we're aliens just trying to assimilate aliens trying to assimilate that's so us. So let us know. We want your thoughts and prayers, obviously. So you can comment on the YouTube stream. Leave a comment on our Instagram if you have any suggestions for good little intros. Or if you, you know me, I'm very change-averse. So if you don't want us to change it, that is a valid response as well.

Yeah, agreed. So we got our two things. We had two things to talk about. We got merch. Good morning, millennials. Yes. So today's show, here's how it's going to go. We're going to do the Fast Five, obviously.

And it's Wednesday. And we were going to do Dear Toasters. But we've been slacking on the TV recaps, of course, because like I said, I'm not going to ask people to watch TV when they come and co-host. So today we are going to recap the Real Houses of New Jersey season finale and the second to last episode of Summer House. We'll do a nice, big, juicy TV recap. And then Dear Toasters will be pushed to last episode of Summer House. We'll do a nice big juicy TV recap and then Deer Toasters will be pushed to tomorrow with Taylor Strecker and she's always really good

at Deer Toasters so I feel good about this decision. Yeah I enjoy her Deer Toasters. She's just lived like a lot of lives. I know and I love hearing about it. She's so funny. So that is tomorrow and Friday's episode is a little bit up in the air in terms of who's co-hosting. We're just gonna figure it out. Yeah I don't know if it will be me. I'm going to try, but it might not work out. That's okay. We support women here at The Morning Toast. Thank you so much.

And we support mothers. Claudia, that's beautiful. Thank you so much. So I think without further ado, unless there's anything else you want to chat about? No, I guess we could jump right in. And if anything else comes up, we will be sure to go on a tangent. So without further ado, it is time for the past five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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our first story more news is emerging from the china versus kardashians trial it's wild cory took a stand. And it's getting crazier and crazier. Corey Granville testified that he saw black China. Corey Rambolt? Yeah, Corey Rambolt. I love him. You don't know him? No, I do.

I love, love, love, love, love him. He's the best. The best. He's my favorite Kardashian. 100%. Corey Rambolt testified that he saw black China hit and whip Rob Kardashian. Corey claims he witnessed China punch Rob whip him with an iphone cord and threatened to kill the reality tv star during the explosive fight almost six years ago chris's longtime boyfriend who testified at the courthouse on

tuesday said it was just after daybreak on december 15th 2016 when he rushed to kylie's house where robin china had been staying and saw an altercation. When he walked into the home, Gamble says he saw Chyna standing by the bedroom with a rod in her hand and Rob about seven feet away looking right in the face and neck as if he had been in a physical altercation. Corey said that when Chyna saw him enter the room, she immediately dropped the two or three foot rod that was in her hand and instead picked up a long phone cord that was on the floor.

He said, quote, she started whipping it at him. She was hitting Rob and I got in the middle and instead picked up a long phone cord that was on the floor he said quote she started whipping it at him she was hitting rob and i got in the middle and got hit too i had to try to get her attention on me so rob could get his belongings and get out of the house i could smell the alcohol on her he added that the house was a mess there were christmas decorations littered on the floor along with a broken gingerbread house cory said that once rob was able to get his wallet and keys from the bedroom, he walked out the front door and tried to leave, but Corey's car was blocking Rob's car.

At that point, an enraged Chyna allegedly picked up a patio chair and hurled it at Rob's car. Chyna then continued to attack Rob, Corey claimed. She jumped on the back of him and punched him in the back of his head. She tried to get the small table to throw it at him, but Rob was already in his car. He said he stayed at the house for a few minutes to make sure china wouldn't get in her car and follow right he said i asked her what she was going on what was going on and she yelled that she hated him she didn't like him she said why would i like this fat fucker if he wasn't

a part of this family oh my god wait oh i'm literally gonna cry that's literally the that is like the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life like I actually have tears in my eyes I didn't read that part um I feel like for a long time like we knew that Rob and Chyna's relationship was like obviously not a good one but this has shed so much light on truly how toxic it is and of course like you know the trial is ongoing and you're innocent until proven guilty but I do feel like in this instance much like in the Amber Heard Johnny Depp instance it's like really this is the point of a trial so that the truth can come to light and I do feel like in as you stated last week which now I agree with because you've been

sending me TikToks Johnny Depp like really is it yet to be seen but he's really being exonerated by what we were seeing by his testimony and what's so crazy is his testimony is over now so like the worst like the part that would make him look the worst is over because when you're on trial like even if you're you know innocent they're always going to ask you questions to make you look bad trip you up so now it's amber's turn so like again i actually have come to the conclusion that i think like they were mutually abusive towards one another um i really don't know what to believe but like i just think like what we don't towards one another um I really don't know what to believe but like I just think like what we don't know like a fraction of actually what went on in that relationship yeah but his testimony was actually really good for him I think like in terms of the

public discourse but what I find so interesting about the China first of all I'm like just so tripped up by that statement like at the end like that really broke my heart um what's so interesting is Kim took the stand and they were reading these emails she sent to various executives at E! about having, you know, China having the show canceled. So China is suing them for having their show canceled, and there is proof that the Kardashians did that. But what this trial is for is to prove they had every reason to. So, like, it's not illegal what they did

because she was in a physically abusive person. So everyone is like quaking because they're like the Kardashians are going to lose because all these emails that are come out that Kris and Kim personally wrote. Yeah, they did have a hand in taking the show off the air, but they are showing the valid reasons in which they did that.

Right. Because Chyna was abusive. Abusive and crazy. I think, but Right. Because Chyna was abusive. Abusive. And crazy. I think, but this is like Chyna's lawsuit. Right, but now they're countersuing. Right. And so far, she's coming off worse than ever. Horrible.

She already was in a sympathetic character. And this, what's emerging, and it's crazy how much the Kardashians actually protected her. Yeah, I know, because we knew nothing. We knew nothing about this. And they and they you know and of course you know it's dreams mom so they're really not ever going to speak on it if they don't have to but she brought them to court so right and and now we're seeing what really happened and so they actually showed a lot of restraint yeah years and this story while heartbreaking like does um make me love Corey so much like he went over there

put himself in harm's way like whenever anyone's in sort of emergency like it's always like Corey who runs over a hundred percent because he's like in a weird way like a father figure even though he's like the same age as everyone but he's really like Chris's counterpart and like he went over there put himself in the middle of like a physical altercation to get Rob out safe so it just makes me love Corey even more yeah very much so also very kind of Kylie to let them live in her house and trash it yeah is that um is that like one of obviously wasn't the house like Kylie was living in it was like one of her many properties perhaps or like her old house that had before she sold it yeah but also on this week's Kardashians Khloe goes over to Kylie's house to like pick something up but that's not Kylie's new house it's not like the big it's not the one that's like very modern yeah yeah it's

the one that's the farm chairman with like I loved that house yeah yeah oh yeah because they had that little baby dollhouse yeah unless she just hadn't moved yet but that was so long ago no she had moved so I but was Kylie even there she was just picking something up at Kylie's house right maybe Rob lives there maybe I mean I would love I've always said I would love to see Rob make a return to the public life to the show but now like getting this inside scoop into like what his life was like only a few years ago I don't see him making a return anytime soon like he's obviously still he's broken broken right that was such a crazy time like the robin china of it all yeah and like we can't even really ever fully move past it because they have a child together so it's just like the craziest it was the craziest time it was the craziest time and i think you know he's paying for it right like i

think he he got together with china not because, not because they were, you know, a great love. No, because they had, like, mutual beef with their family. Right. And I'm sure he's beyond remorseful. And, like, now how his family is out here, like, protecting him so much. Like, they really are the definition of, like, family forever. Even though, like, what Rob did at that time was so egregious yes they I don't think hold it against him I think he feels bad enough yeah and he suffered

yeah clearly clearly so crazy it's a very interesting trial I don't think Black China has taken the stand yet so like I'm sure even more stuff is going to come out when she does um and her mom has quieted down which is good because her mom was like out here on instagram like threatening the judge and just like being a little uh nuts on instagram live right outside the courthouse and i haven't heard about her in like a week so hopefully um her lawyers like told her to stop because it doesn't nothing that her mom was doing was helping china whatsoever yeah so we'll keep you abreast on that court um case so much legal news recently so much legal news yeah but are you ready for our next story a little movie news i think i am yeah the wicked movie is getting split into two and flams are flams are slamming it as a money grab a hundred percent

yeah the future of wicked has changed but is it for good oh that's good the director john m2 announced that his upcoming film adaptation of the musical will be split into two parts. Basically, they said, as we tried to cut songs or trim characters, those decisions began to feel like fatal compromises to the source material that has entertained us all for so many years. Like, acting like this is, like, a documentary. Right.

Like, people have made plays into movies plenty of times. Yeah, no, but, like, Wicked is, like, sacred. And you know what? Like, if they can do it on Broadway in three hours and times. Yeah, no, but like Wicked is like... And you know what? Like if they can do it on Broadway in three hours and they have to like change sets and outfits, you can edit a movie to two hours. Yeah. So also what's so crazy about this is that

the first part is going to be coming to us December 2024. And they said it's successive Christmas holiday. So it'd probably be December 2024 and December 2025. Like, don't ask me to wait until 2025 for anything. No, and this movie, not this cast, but the concept of the movie was announced in 2017. Yeah. So it's literally going to be a 10-year process.

It better be good. Nothing is going to be good enough for that. No. Also, what's so funny is this has happened a lot of times where something is taking, like, so long and people will find, like, the old episode.

But, like, in 2025, someone's going to find this episode. Hi, 2025. Oh, my God. I hope you are happy, healthy, alive. That would be great. People have found that before. Like, we talked about a movie

in, like, 2018 that was coming out in 2022 and we're like, that's never happening. But 2022, me, I hope you're doing well. I hope you enjoy the movie. And still those movies like haven't come out like lily blonde totally we were talking about that in the old studio and this just is giving that

vibe and by the way it's not even going to be December 2024 I'm calling it now because like look at the Downton movie does anybody want to talk about how they're suppressing the Downton movie they're suppressing the Downton movie it They're suppressing the Downton movie. It was supposed to come out Christmas 21. Then it got pushed back to March 22. Now it's been pushed back to May 22. And I'm sure if I go check the Instagram they've changed the date again. I wonder why. Why one why are they suppressing the movie and two where's Henry Talbot in the cast photo? Is he not in the movie? Who's Henry Talbot? Mary's husband. Oh Henry yeah yeah yeah. He's not in the cast photo. What did I call him? You said Henry Talbot. Okay. You just said like Henry Talbot. Mary's husband. Oh, Henry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not in the cast photo. What did I call him? You said Henry Talbot.

Okay. You just said like Henry Talbot. I thought that was the actor's name. I'm like, who the fuck is that? Mary's husband isn't in the huge, like, Banner Pumperl style cast photo. You know what movie we talked about, I think maybe even in the old studio

that we just got a sneak preview of? Well, that's our next story. Barbie? Yep. Okay, so back to Wicked. I don't think movies need to be two parts unless it's like a sequel. And no, we all know the story.

So it's not like it's a cliffhanger. Spoiler. And we're going to wait like from Christmas to Christmas. This is just wrong. This is just like the first piece of information we've gotten about the movie. And it doesn't bode well. I thought the casting was superior. So I don't know.

It's giving cats. Yeah. The musical. It's off to a bad start. I mean, it. It's off to a bad start. I mean, it's actually been off to a bad start for a really long time. Because the Twitter account dedicated to the movie was literally made in 2016. Like, this has been, it's just kind of like a cursed project, I feel. Yeah.

But I don't want to be negative. Because when I hear Cynthia Erivo sing Defying Gravity, I will have a stroke. Things will change. Things will change. For good. So, like, I really want to be optimistic and excited but like listen you have a while to become optimistic yeah I've got your time it's true no rush it's true okay our next story a little more movie optimism Margot Robbie is transforming into Barbie and new promo pics for the movie she's riding around in a a Pink Convertible. I mean, she's literally Barbie. The highly anticipated live action film

will be unboxed at, wow, New York Post is just with the puns today. Puns killing it. At movie theaters in July 2023. What? So why give us a picture? Because they just want to keep dangling the character. Jackie, the movie industry is unwell.

And we keep chomping at the bit. We've been saying that for a really long time. They have not recovered from covid i would say they're unhinged and hella twisted i would say the same i really would so um well it's interesting that we got to see her because last we heard amy schumer was going to be barbie yeah but then we did hear it was margaret yes and i'm curious what the storyline is going to be because at one point it was going to be Barbie. Yeah, but then we did hear it was Margot Robbie. Yes. And I'm curious what the storyline is going to be because at one point it was going to be how Barbie was like cast out of Barbie land. Yeah.

Similar to Elf, which sounds incredible. But then they changed it. Well, because Barbie cast out of Barbie land as Amy Schumer would be so funny. Yeah. I don't know if Margot Robbie is like a comedic actress. I've never seen her in anything particularly funny. So maybe now it's more of like a traditional Barbie story.

I don't know. Yeah, just like how Barbie met Ken. Right. How she has this like illustrious career, how she makes time for all of it. Right. How she really leans into her relationship and being a working woman.

And not having a working vagina. Yeah, that must complicate matters. For Ken especially. He doesn't have a penis. Working penis either. She looks super cute. But again, it's like how much fanfare can there be for like, this isn't the Titanic, you know?

A thousand percent. So it's like with all these movies, like, you know, Wicked actually might be the new Titanic. Like I could see there being years of fanfare. But years of fanfare for Barbie, it just seems like a lot. And I don't really know what like the studios are doing. And we're just like so thirsty that we are like talking about it.

Rolling over this picture. But at the end of the day, like it just looks like a Teen Vogue photo shoot. Like it's really not giving us anything. And hot take, like I don't really understand why it needs to take so long to make a movie. I agree. Like years.

Look at Siesta Key. Look at the key, man. Look at Keeping Up. Look at Love Island, okay? If Love Island can turn around a premium like jaw-dropping episode in 24 hours, you can make Titanic in two months. Not Titanic, because they actually, like, built the ship. Yeah.

But Barbie? You can make Barbie in three weeks. Deadass. Like, for real. Yeah. Who's playing Ken? I don't know. Let's look at the IMDb for Barbie.

But these projects that are, like, so far away away, like their IMDBs are full of nothing. Oh, interesting. You know, like they have no pictures. Yeah, they would have told us who was playing Ken if there was a Ken to be played. And if we're going like the obvious route, Margot Robbie for Barbie, then Ken has to be like Shawn Mendes, you know?

Ryan Gosling. Like I said, okay, actually this movie sounds awesome. Totally. I changed my mind. Totally. So yeah, was he always going to be Ken? I don't know, but here's the people who are in it. Totally. I changed my mind. Totally. So, yeah. Was he always going to be Ken? I don't know, but here's the people who are in it.

Will Ferrell's in it. Oh, Elf. Literally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Simu Liu from Selling Sunset. Literally. America Ferreira. Kate McKinnon.

Michael Cera. Wait, slow down. Kate McKinnon. I need to just, like, digest. Yeah. Kate McKinnon. Michael Cera. Alexandra Shipp. Issa Rae. Actually sounds pretty good like digest. Yeah. Kate McKinnon, Michael Cera, Alexandra Shipp,

Issa Rae. Actually sounds pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll keep waiting. Yeah. And I don't think Ryan Gosling gets out of bed for a movie that's not going to be awesome.

Margot Robbie. Yeah. That's true. Margot Robbie does not. No, she doesn't. She has yet to flop. She's yet to flop. But you know what?

This could be it. Speaking of flop, have you been following this Viola Davis story? No. Okay. So Viola Davis, there's a show on Showtime, it's called like First Lady, where they're focusing on three first ladies. I want to say it's Betty Ford, someone else, that's played by Julia Roberts. It's Michelle Pfeiffer, Betty Ford, Julia Roberts plays, let's say, maybe Barbara Bush. I don't know. Let's look it up. And Viola Davis plays Michelle Obama.

Okay. And before the show premiered we got a picture you know like that her portrait you know michelle obama's portrait that became like iconic viola is in her michelle gear and she looks just like she like like the way michelle's mouth moves like she looks just like michelle obama so i think people thought like this was going to be the impersonation of a lifetime and I've seen a few clips on TikTok and like it's it's really bad like she's so overacting yes she's so overacting and I guess I never realized like much Michelle Obama like her upper lip goes up when she talks I never noticed it and now like it became like Viola's way of impersonating and it's like it's so unflattering

and it's really bad acting. And so much so that Viola Davis had to address it. She was like, all right, not every, you know, project you're going to do is going to be great. Like you are going to fail sometimes. Like she admitted. And I thought it was so crazy because it's like Viola Davis never flopped a day in her life.

Like she's literally Oscar, Oscar, Oscar, Golden Globe, Golden Globe, Oscar. And it's like this crazy thing that's come out of this random TV show. But is the show good? Haven't heard a thing. And just the acting's bad? Haven't heard a thing. Yeah, and also the third first lady is Eleanor Roosevelt.

By Julia Roberts. Gillian Anderson. Sure. I could have sworn it was Julia Roberts. No, she's nowhere near the project. And Michelle Pfeiffer is Betty Ford. Yes. She was giving January Jones in Mad Men when I saw the trailer.

So it sounds like an interesting concept for a show, but there's just now been a lot of discourse around Viola Davis' performance. Interesting. Because when you were just saying she's never flopped, it reminded me of Viola Davis, who up until recently had never flopped. Wow. But you know what? We all have bad days at work.

Normalize flopping. Normalize doing a bad job at work. Seriously. Well, are you ready for our next story? Someone who's doing a great job at work. Is it me with these ads? Yes, and bad baby. Oh, love that for her.

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so you know it's real, via Instagram on Monday to prove she's made $50 million from OnlyFans. She said, go cry about it, bitch, she wrote in her caption, adding that she couldn't have done it without the support of the Scoop agency partners. The receipt shows that the once troubled teen, born Danielle Bregoli, has earned nearly $53 million in gross profits, with her net landing her closer to $ million after taxes 20 million and then the cut to scoop agency partners and then she just bought the 15 million dollar home it's 15 million dollars I can't remember six million dollars yeah it was six or 15 I was just uh you said six I did and then when I was telling you six before it seemed low can we look up how much her house the cost um but this is just an update to a story me and Ben were talking about last week because we

were so confused how the bad baby girl bought a house in Boca for what I believe was 6.1 million dollars thank you confirmed it's a gorgeous house gorgeous yeah no it's not the vibe that I would have expected from Boca from bad from bad herself baby comma bad so we were shook because we were trying to think modern a little too modern for my taste very fortress oh yes we were trying to like figure out all her her revenue streams like she does music she owns this like small record label so we were like coming up with the receipts for how you still buy a six million dollar house and we had totally forgotten that she had announced that she was joining joining OnlyFans like a year ago and the day she announced she like broke all sorts of records yeah she made a million dollars in six

hours so I had totally forgotten about that now knowing she made 52 and she only bought a six million dollar house I'm very proud of her for being fiscally responsible because you know what you get a six million dollar house what do you put down like a million bucks I don't know how houses work but it depends what kind of mortgage you want yeah like 30 year fix but i would say at least 20 which is 20 of six that's a great question yeah a fifth of a sixth i think it's like 1.5 that's 1.2 i'm literally like a mathematician. Yeah, no, Albert Einstein over here. Literally. So I just wanted to update everyone.

Everyone was sending me, like when me and Ben were like sitting here for hours puzzled, like how does she have so much money? Everyone was like screaming, OnlyFans. So I know that, but me and Ben were also quaking because the decision to choose to live in Boca, like is a unique one. It's not, you know, what I think of. It's not twisted or unhinged, but it is unique. Therefore it is unique. And it's just not what I think of when I think of places bad babies should live. So we were

joking that it sounds like she's like an old Jewish woman, and thanks to some toasters digging deep into her ancestry, Bahad Bihabi's father is Jewish! Bahad, when you say it like that she sounds Jewish. Yeah like from the great family of Baha'i. The Baha'i's were huge in the shtetl. The Baha'i's were huge in the shtetl. Like beyond huge. Tevye, Baha'i. The fiddler on the roof saga you didn't know you needed. So like really happy for Baha'i. We'd love to see women in business. For sure I have a newfound respect I mean I'm not the Hodge demo I don't think she thinks that I am um but I'd love to see a working woman an industrious self-starter such as she plus plenty of people have gone viral for doing this or that

and to get your start on Dr. Phil and to come away with that minimum 50 million plus she has like sponsorship deals she has her music so this is like just one source of income you got to give it up for bod i completely agree everyone is it was against her and everyone said that you know she could never do it it's true and you know what she said she said cash me outside how about that and then she said fuck around and find out she said i'm the hot behobby and jagged first of all that was the funniest thing you've ever said um second of all i completely agree like everyone counted out the countess and now we and you know what now people are like i love when people show screenshots of their only fans because it's like real true like you want

to talk the talk, walk the walk. Show me your fucking OnlyFans. So now everyone's like, do Larsa next. Do Larsa next. I would love for people to start sharing. Even though, like, you know, I actually would love to talk to you about this. Especially on TikTok, there's, like, this whole conversation around financial transparency. Like, if you're an influencer, like, people are so, like, commend you for sharing how much money you make

and, like, being transparent about deals you get or whatever but it's like and and maybe this is me being old school but like isn't that private yeah so there are some things that you know everything's always changing in life in society but I think it will always be pretty tacky to talk about money yeah um I agree and find with financial transparency like in the corporate world, corporate world for sure. Because everyone, you know, goes into their negotiations like really siloed and only like knowing what they know and they don't know what the person who's doing the same work, the same work, maybe even less than is making, but they just ask for it themselves.

And sometimes you need that confidence to like, to know that your partner has as making 10,000 more, you can go in and ask for 10,000 more. You need context for sure. But I think like this expectation that every, and you should share that like with your co-workers perhaps and there needs to be some better way of doing it yeah and the fact that you can't share how much money you make in a corporate space without it being an HR violation is actually like really fucked up but that doesn't mean that you need to like go around to the rest of the

world and share how much money you make yeah no there's whole like financial transparency thing on TikTok like like applauding content creators who like share exactly how much money you make. Yeah, no, this whole like financial transparency thing on TikTok, like applauding content creators who like share exactly how much money they make every month. I just don't feel like I'm ever going to do that. It's definitely extremely interesting and I will consume anyone who wants to share what they make. But I don't think it's a requirement. Agreed.

And just like anything else, if someone wants to do it and someone doesn't want to do it, both're fine live your best lives doing it or not doing it yeah but I think also in the influencer space it's a little helpful when you have like managers and agents because they have the context they know what everybody else is making they know what you're worth yep totally so that should be right helpful enough yeah but no I'm so curious if anybody like wants to share what they're making yeah I'd love to hear how much money people make yeah how much money do you make I'm kidding I already know um I was gonna say one more thing about this only fans thing uh you think how much money you think Larsa makes ten thousand dollars a day oh right what

does that equal out to a year 365 times 10, 000 add two twos 36 million 3.6 oh that makes sense my mathematician is bad is making 50 and lars is making 3.6 i believe that i believe it too um i was gonna say one more thing and you just keep sidetracking i'm so sorry i'll give you a few minutes to yourself no i i remembered it and then you took it away again i'm so sorry i was trying to like speak so that you could have a moment to think. I wasn't trying to snatch. The more you speak, the less I can think. The more you say, the less I know.

Ever you stray. What I was going to say. I'm sure like when she bought this house, I feel like you obviously forgot that about the OnlyFans things. But I think that like we're always, people are always living above their means. It's like they scrape together everything to buy a house that they really couldn't afford so I I guess I really have no point in what I'm saying I'm so glad we waited for you I usually like when influencers are buying houses it's like they bought you know they're not saving they're not being yeah conservative physically conservative and I'm glad to see that she is but I would have assumed the same as you that like she bought the

biggest house that she could right so if she $50 million, let's say she realistically maybe took home 20. And then a $6 million house where you put 20% down, assuming she didn't pay all cash. I think that's very responsible. Very. The more we talk about it, the more respect I'm having for Bahad. If any, today's episode has done anything, like I went from really not having an opinion to having a ton of respect. I think you went from thinking that Bahad

was twisted, unique, and unhinged to actually thinking she's quite hinged. Quite. Quite. Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Because the toast is making news. Oh, yeah. Because it's the final story. Do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do. Bum-bum.

Do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do. Do- do do do. Do do do do do. Do do do do do. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do okay our fifth and final story this host is making news because stassi came on the morning toast yesterday and shared a bit of tea that like had me quaking and i want to discuss with you she said that the vanderpump rules spinoff was in the works before she was fired right stassi claimed a vanderpump rule spinoff tentatively titled valley rules was in the works before bravo fired her in june 2020 she said that her wedding to Bo was intended to be the transitional episode between both shows. If you listen to the show, you've heard all of this. Why am I recounting it?

Right. So with Stassi's episode, I asked her, I'm like, what is the juiciest thing in this book? Like, let's talk about, like, the real, like, the things people want to know, like juicy gossip. And she said that in the same way that we were introduced to Vanderpump Rules at, like, the 59th minute of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and we transitioned, like, Sheena in the same way that we were introduced to Vanderpump Rules at like the 59th minute of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and we transitioned like Sheena in the restaurant

they were planning on doing that at her wedding having her wedding be like the last few final minutes of Vanderpump Rules and then the rest of the cast flies home and suddenly we're in a new show called Valley Rules all of the older castmates Tom, Ariana, Tom, Katie, Stassi most of them live in the valley so they were going to have their own show that's no longer tied to the restaurant which made a lot of sense because for years it's actually made no sense. No and like fans have been saying this for so long like there needs to be two shows like the juniors and the seniors. Freshmen like upperclassmen. So the freshmen were still going to be at CERN. New the Charlies, maybe new people, new servers who are

new to reality TV who still actually work at the restaurant. Yeah new servers who are new to reality TV, who still actually work at the restaurant and who have nothing to lose and can be unhinged and unwell. And who are probably single and will give us all of that fare. Yeah. But our faves, we would watch on a different show, which is a solution we've all been, you know, waiting for for a long time. And it's crazy that actually Bravo had the same idea. And Valley Rules is an incredibly cute name and it's such a shame that it's not happening I know that it didn't well half the cast got fired so right but I do feel like they're all still friends like the show still writes itself yes but Stassi was saying like now that she's a mom like she doesn't think she would ever do

reality tv again because like it's one thing that she signed up for but she I couldn't really imagine a world in which someone else is in charge of like editing and then putting out content that includes her daughter which I think a lot of

and Lala might feel that way. Sheena might feel that way. Brittany might feel that way. So I think like it's over. Like the idea I don't think it ever would happen

but it was a great idea and I think that might have inspired Bravo's decision to do the two New York shows even though I don't think it works the same I'm still curious about it and I'm here for it I'm going to keep an open mind about it it's just I know this probably like is you know so in the graveyard at Bravo but for us this is like new information and um I don't want to like hope for anything but it really did sound like a good show and like now people are pulling this clip of Andy like accidentally saying Valley Rules

on Watch What Happens Live the other day and people were so confused and now it all makes sense because the toast is making things make sense. Making things make sense. So that was really fun to hear and see. Yeah. And now we can just keep going into our TV recap. Oh, yeah. Perfect.

So we are going to discuss the Summer House season finale. I dropped one card and of course is it the card that I need? Yeah okay hold on. Got it okay. Summer House not season finale

actually there's one more episode and the Real Housewives of New Jersey season finale which wrapped up in Nashville, which I thought was weird, like to end on a trip. I hadn't heard that before.

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literally obsessed yeah I don't even know what happened in the rest of the episode I could not care less it was Paige and Craig yeah what happened the florist the fight at the restaurant danielle of course always danielle running after kyle there's something weird there i didn't understand the fight like is the whole house in a tizzy because kyle and amanda were fighting like no the whole house is in a tizzy because he like slammed his hands on the table and said no one like understands what he's going through like he's the only one who has a stressful job or a stressful life and they're like please and then amanda was embarrassed that he acted that way that he slammed his hands on the table and is like being drunk and like everyone's just trying to have a nice night yeah and amanda

is just like fucking done with him yeah which is just so weird she's about to get started with right because i totally understand her feelings but like you are getting married in three weeks and you still could make a choice a different choice but i'm sure that the show like highlights the worst of their relationship especially because it seems like a lot of their relationship they are at their worst when they're like drinking and out yeah that's the show i'm sure during the week when they're like sitting on the couch and now they have all these new dogs have you seen like they foster dogs you know yeah totally um but i do believe this is like the last episode we'll get in the house because next week is the wedding yeah which is cool that they are wedding looks amazing what a backyard stunning home need

more details on the estate I'm sure we will get some next week yeah I think the prenup stuff is like super interesting because there's literally um no way Amanda should sign that I cannot believe Amanda doesn't own any part of the company right in act like on paper right and if they do split up she should get some of the company so obviously you know shouldn't be like kyle's percentage is his it's like if we split up you get this much as opposed to half it's so selfish i'm sure that's what kyle's plan is but he she should get half literally she's like the face of the brand yeah and she's on the show hawking it just as much as he is and he does she does the graphic design. Like, she designed all the canvases. Right, I think she does a lot of the social media.

Like, she does plenty. Yeah. And she just doesn't talk about it every five seconds like Kyle does. Right. Because you can have a job and, spoiler alert, not talk about it. And you can flop at it. You can. Normalize flopping at it.

Once in a while. But don't get yourself fired. We also saw, like like the beginning stages of Carl and Lindsay which was actually really cute because Lindsay has been like really um kind of chaotic this summer and knowing what we know now that they're in like the most stable happy relationship like it actually is really cute I saw something like in the middle of the night I think it was a DM like I can't remember where I saw it that maybe I dreamt it but someone I think DM me that Craig said at a pillows and beer live that their relationship is fake. I can't recall where

I saw it because I had a rough night. Let me go through my DMs. Wait that's so crazy. I mean no I like literally can't understand why it would be fake because it's actually so cute I know I believe you you don't have to search for it like I really believe you unless you think it was truly a dream no I don't think it was a dream that would be like a really weird thing to dream about but I also can't find I've been dreaming about such weird things um okay and then what else happened oh I wanted to talk about Maya and Oliver. Like, Maya setting him up not to come dressed up is, like, actually mean. Because he was, like, no one told me to dress up.

And she was, like, actually, let me go wear whatever he wants. Like, don't be mean to him about what he's wearing. But, like, it's a prom. He should know the attire. Yeah. But also, everyone there, like, the thousands of people that they invite also weren't dressed up. Yeah, but he was, like, a date. And why wasn't he there for pictures? I don't know. I don't know either. And then, like, Alex and he was, like, a date. And why wasn't he there for pictures? I don't know.

I don't know either. And then, like, Alex and Ciara, like, him promposing. So pathetic. And I've also, like, started to turn on Maya. And I need to see how she acts at the reunion. But I just, like, had such a bad taste in my mouth watching her on this episode of Watch What Happens Live. Because, like, now when I watch the episode,

I see how good of a friend Paige and Ciara were to her. Like, really included. Like, they're a duo, Paige and Sierra. Sierra. Paige and Sierra are like this dynamic duo. They don't need anyone else. They drive out with her. They take care of her.

She lays in the bed with them. Like she was such a good, they were such good friends to her. And she so changed her tune on Watched Ravens Live, which I thought was just like kind of a shitty thing to do. And if she has that vibe at the reunion, like I will be turnt on her. That bed needs to be in the Bravo Hall turned on her that bed needs to be in the bravo hall of fame that bed needs to be what's the word i'm looking for like the gray gardens house it was with a d like when something's really dirty like you just come on help with the word

when something's really dirty. Yeah, it's like... It's like when something's unlivable. Condemned? Condemned! Yes! Thank you, queen. There is a D in the word. Yeah, yeah, condemned. The bed needs to be condemned.

Like, them spilling, drinking in their outside clothes, then sleeping in there. Like, I could die in mama. The outside clothes inside the bed. Yeah. The soda cans. And everyone. Like, Maya gets in the bed. Amanda gets in the bed. Bathing suits. Lindsay like maya gets in the bed amanda gets in the bed bathing suits lindsey and danielle never get in the bed it's crazy i like the

lindsey and danielle are like so separate yeah i wouldn't get in the bed um i would just because i'm obsessed with page and sierra i would sit at the foot of the bed but the idea of like lying in bed and also like then if you're in the middle, you have to look left and right. That's the worst. To talk to people. That's the worst. I don't like that. I agree. I like to look at you straight on. Yeah.

So it was like a fine episode. But the Paige and Craig of it all made it like the best episode I've ever seen of television. Yeah. That was like really they surprised me. No, I know. And she was so surprised too. Oh my. Truly.

And I was actually talking to Paige. And she like sent me some. Some like behind the scenes footage. Of like when she was actually surprised. And she like. Literally you never saw someone so surprised in your whole life. That's really cute. I have to say. As much as I've hated.

Like loathed entirely. Doing the show without you. Even though I love the co-host. There's just like. Nothing better than us. I will say that. Having to reach out to all these people. Has been so good for my social

life. That's what I was saying to you. You've made so many friends. Like me and Shannon Ford. Like I just bought a purse off of Shannon Ford. Like I'm obsessed with Shannon Ford. She was like getting rid of the Celine bag and I was like, I'll take it. I text with Paige.

Like I really want to thank you because like, you know, the thirst monster in me is very appreciative for all the new famous friends I have. Yeah. No. and before you had to do all that outreach you were so shy so you wouldn't ever have reached out to those people unless you had a reason to so i'm glad that it's forced you to come out of your shell you know me like always just doubting myself yeah soft-spoken so true a little awkward that's me um okay let's talk about the real housewives of new jersey the season finale was so good. Even though I felt like they spent a lot of time in the episode, like, talking about stuff. And then when it actually came down to the Teresa and Margaret conversation, they kind of abruptly ended it.

Like, suddenly Margaret was standing. Like, it escalated so quickly. It was going in a really positive direction. And then it turned. And I'm sorry. I am so team Margaret. And I don't know how anyone else is not like it's true the way the women have such a low bar for Teresa like even her brother being like

it's a big step she came and gave the worst half-assed apology on the planet and everyone's like isn't that nice like she's literally a toddler yeah and I love that Margaret doesn't stand for that like she's gonna have the same standard for her best friend Jackie Goldschneider her best friend Melissa her Dolores as she's gonna have for Teresa because we are all equal yeah I agree and I also love that like Margaret does have a soft space in her heart she does it's not like she just has a hard-on for her like you know because she can be really frustrating like there is love there and there is something to return to but Margaret's not going to be treated the way that Teresa treats people no and you know what I had literally forgotten about it's true hair pulling the hair pulling I

never forgot and the way Margaret forgave her so quickly Marge never forgot no but she did she let it go she forgave but she did not forget 100% so it's just like after all this time why the fuck would Margaret want to be friends with um Teresa and you know Jackie's being a really good friend to Margaret and I know why and I get it but like it is beyond frustrating to watch Melissa and I was talking to you about this before like it is beyond frustrating to watch Melissa and I was talking to you about this before like Melissa has gotten herself into a place where she's so um is the word ambivalent like middle ground yeah she's so ambivalent that she actually doesn't have a role in the group really and I actually I I don't think it could happen because I think Joe Gorga adds too

much to the show but she actually is in the perfect position to be a friend of. Like, I think Tracy has added more to the plot than Melissa, just because Melissa is so afraid of offending her sister-in-law. She can't. She can't. Well, it looks like things change at the reunion, maybe because I think that Teresa, like, comes for Joe. Like, comes for Joe, and it's like, oh, you want to come for me?

Now I can unleash all the things I was holding back in order to protect you. And Melissa is in an impossible situation. And I don't think she would ever be friend enough because when I love, I think that Andy and like Bravo loves the familial aspect. Yeah, the husbands. The fact that like, like Teresa and Margaret could never speak again.

You know, there was an offense and we could never speak again. There's really nothing tying us together. But like Melissa and Teresa will always have to come back to each other. And that is good for television. Yeah. As opposed to opposed to like okay I'll film with this person who's my co-worker but I never care less this doesn't affect my life I thought the scene in the kitchen I was actually really proud of Margaret for literally calling every fucking woman out and

being like she literally called me fat and you guys did nothing and you're sitting here being like her apology so great like Margaret was on the verge of tears like after all the things that she said about Margaret and then in front of the entire group she's like well margaret never forgets to eat like so nasty and you know what like really delores like you that that's what you're gonna stand by like i can understand jennifer being so blindly loyal and delores is blindly loyal to a degree but delores has a a moral compass like she really does and for all those women to sit there and say nothing like i was with margaret like what the fuck you guys seriously I actually really like um Tracy me too I she doesn't like add a ton but she's also not full-time so it's not but she's on the right side of history

she's on the right side of history I think she brings a fun element like she's always with the girlies and Tiki like the boys love Tiki and Zach like having to pop him I was watching and he's like who's with Tiki Barber I was like his wife no Ben literally there's something for everyone so impressed yeah no I was impressed to be watching something of such caliber let's talk about Louie of it all because I feel like at the end of the episode like we saw like a unique perspective let's go back to our $50,000 house $50,000 no let's not $50,000 square foot house even though I think it's 15 and he was like mumbling over his words because on Watch What Happens Live Andy said 15 oh well he said 50 I heard 50 he obviously said 50 there were so many like crazy fucking things when he called his ex-girlfriend's sick

desperate low lives I was like okay you're the low life obviously like no but okay say they were all sick desperate low lives what does that say about you right who are you attracting just got roped into one accidentally like you have a low life after the other after the other 100 for being drawn to low lives he is such a low life that's a perfect word and when he got like a little too angry at the end and he was like come on Teresa it's so clear Margaret wants to sit in your throne or something like that. I'm like, oh, please. Margaret wants to be here.

Yeah. It's like, that's the last thing Teresa needs. Someone who gasses her up even more. With delusion. I know. At first, for a while, I was like, maybe when they go back to the hotel, he knocks some sense into her. Because when they come back from being alone, in the beginning, she's always pretty okay.

She said hi to Margaret. But then, of course, she gets back to her old self. I thought he was taking her back to the hotel and like really like... Like supporting her in public, you know, correcting her in private.

Yes. I agree. But he's gassing her up even more. Because even when she was like acting out, it's not like he was gassing her up while she was acting out.

He's like, that's a lot. This is a big reaction. So I thought maybe he was steadying her, but I think he's just fanning the flames. Yeah. And I have no idea what goes on,

but they are engaged. I don't think this train is... They're getting married. No. I think they're full steam ahead. And I think Teresa will maybe end up in a similar place that she was with Joe, in the sense of not being in the happiest marriage,

but so stubborn that she'll stay in it yeah but like I mean say I don't know the exact allegations against Louis I only really know what has been brought up on the show um so say like a lot of that is true but I do feel like Louis really wants this relationship to work to work like I don't think people who are abusive just stop being abusive no I know and like maybe he'll just act his way through it. And you know what? Do you remember last season when Marge opened up about being sexually assaulted in the workplace and Teresa said it could never happen to her because she's too weak?

That was the most, because she's too strong. Yeah, yeah. She would never let it happen to her. It could never happen to her because she's Teresa. That was like one of the most fucked up things I think I've ever heard being said right and and so it tracks that she's not even going to address what's being said about her boyfriend there are so many like awful things that she said and they just get no air back yeah anything like even two weeks ago calling her ass jiggly like if that happened on another show with a housewife who was like in a different position. That's like a fireable offense.

Not a fireable offense, but like all the women would be like, oh. And the person would be like, I don't stand by my actions. Right, like a statement. Yeah. So it's just bullshit. Like the show is so good, but it's also so frustrating. Like as someone who like I watch these shows and I'm just like a person with a heart, you know?

And I just can't believe there are people out there, Teresa Stans out there. Like I would love to interview one of them and be like are you okay they have to be joking no it's like a funny position to take like we're gonna defend tree no matter what I don't think I could like if you paid me six million dollars and be like come up with a really good defense for tree I like I literally don't think I could no but the best defense that I'd heard so far was Dolores comparing her to like a puppy in the shelter. Yeah, but we've been saying that literally for six seasons. It was always like, she's in a bad marriage.

Oh, she's going to jail. Oh, she just got out of jail. Oh, Joe's in jail. Oh, Joe's dealing with a lot. Now Joe's getting divorced. It can't always be something. Like, at some point, where's your personal accountability? Yeah, we all have a lot of shit going on in our lives.

Yeah. No, and I think the the most glaring part is like what she so she wants to protect Louie like at all costs and because she's like this dog in the shelter and that I can Dolores made me see it that way but like what about when you make up rumors about Jackie and then go so hard at Margaret for saying truths about Jennifer like why are how you can't see that. That's what really frustrates me about her as a cast member. Yep.

And I'm putting like the same amount of pressure on Andy that I put on him on Candace versus Monique to like really make Teresa see how like what she did last season was so fucked up

and she thinks what Margaret's doing is fucked up. Wait till Teresa hears about what she did last season. Like if Andy doesn't drill that home, like I will be so and i know there's no getting through to teresa he once said it he said it on watch what happens live this

season like do you see how this equals x squared carry the one and she was like no it's different because um that wasn't true therefore making it worse actually teresa but thank you for bringing that up um so i'm really looking forward to reunion looks flame trailer was two minutes long Joe Gorga walks off Jennifer calls Dolores the c-word there's fighting on both couches like it's very interesting yes and I just want to end on a positive which was that chicken eating contest was so funny I'm back to loving Billy the men of New Jersey make the show make and they know that. And the women know that. And I'm sure it's like more fun for everyone.

Like we want to see your husband. We want them to go on the trips. Like when was the last time Beverly Hills women took their husbands on a trip? Literally like back when Ken was calling Yolanda Hadid stupid. Yeah. So it's a joy to watch. Agreed. Happy couples.

And it really, we don't get it. Even though it's the Housewives franchise, we don't get it anywhere else no i completely agree the chicken eating was amazing i was loving bill and jennifer was being a little annoying but like she was being hysterical and bill won by a mile a hundred percent joe gorg is like a little annoying with all the competition stuff but he keeps the group going a hundred percent he's the fun but my heart permanently belongs to frank katania and joe benigno Frank Catania is my celebrity crush. I completely. Don't at me.

I completely agree. Like, I would take a bullet for him. But also, Evan. So hot. And just, like, good advice, good time. Great husband. Very nice looking, good husband, good dad. Like, he's a real catch.

They all are catches. I could actually make the case Bill Aiden, celebrity crush. Joe Benigno. Joe Benigno. I catch. They all are catches. I could make, I could actually make the case, Bill Aiden, somebody crushed, like, plastic surgeon. Joe Benigno. I, um. And Joe Gorga. I saw Evan Goldschneider a couple weeks ago, and he gave me a hug.

And, like, honestly, like, it was, like, one of the best hugs of my life. He's so hot. I'm sure that, like, he gets kind of slept on, you know? Oh, 100%. Because he's not, like, Joe Gorga, so out there, like, putting dildos in his mouth. He's just, like, a guy. Yeah, he's just a joe gorga so out there like putting dildos in his mouth he's just like a guy yeah he's just a guy he's always wearing a hat you know he's not really he's just doing his own thing but i'm sure in person he could be a presence for sure a force

it's overwhelming like the height the smell like he's really like a gorgeous man but not a force like frank catania no there's no force like frank catania i seriously like if i was sleeping next to frank catania every night, like, do you know how safe I would feel? Like, emotionally, physically. Like, he is just. Well, not emotionally because he's probably cheating on you. No, when Jennifer was like, what kind of massage parlors did you own?

He's like, good ones. I was crying. Crying. I love him and Dolores. Like, Dolores is dating someone new. Dolores has the best of both worlds because she gets to sleep in the same house as Frank Catania, so you have that security. But you're not relying emotionally

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