The Toast - S5 Ep52: You've Been Served with Taylor Strecker: Thursday, April 28th, 2022

Episode Date: April 28, 2022

- Olivia Wilde Served Custody Papers Over Her Kids with Jason Sudeikis During CinemaCon (Page Six) (12:03)  - Travis Scott Continues Comeback Attempt with First Public Performance (22:19)  - Elon Musk Not Testifying in Amber Heard Case (E! News) (31:33)  - Hailey Bieber Had A Procedure to Close a Hole in Her Heart Following Stroke (People) (41:25)  - Amanda Bynes Accuses Fiance Paul Michael of Using Crack Cocaine; 'I'm Afraid' (Page Six) (47:04)  - Dear Toasters (51:24)  The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Taylor Strecker (@TaylorStrecker) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday. Hope everyone's having an amazing day. I'm feeling amazing. I'm feeling refreshed, which I know is pretty much the opposite of how my co-host is feeling. Welcome Taylor Strecker back to the Morning Toast. Hi. Hey, girl. Hey. How you feeling? Horrible. You're a little hung? You know, I'm just too old to be this hungover. No, it's not that. you can be hungover at any age but the older you are the worse it is exactly like it's not that i was like wild i was home at like 10 30 right and then i actually had to like do more work which sucked sucks but i just was like i didn't go to bed till 12 i'm just like i'm just old that's it yeah no it's less about being an alcoholic and more about

being old i hear ye hear ye i'm telling about your night you've been busy girl girl right i'm thriving you are thriving. But like, you know the thing, like months go by where I feel like overlooked, ignored, irrelevant. And then when all the good stuff happens, it's like all at once. Like space it out, universe. No, I know. By the way, that is literally being a content creator.

Like going through months of being like, is my career over? Like does anyone care about me? Is anyone even listening to my show anymore? Yes. And then it's like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And you feel on top of the world. It's very full of highs and lows. Very.

So I'm on a high right now. That's good. Hannah's Bachelorette Party was a vibe. Oh my God. So you went on Hannah Burner's Bachelorette Party. The content was unique. There was Spritz everywhere, which we love to see. Unofficial, official spokeswoman for Spritz.

I had it in my hand in every, so we had a photographer, videographer the whole time. And I was like, you know what? I know what I'm doing. And every picture I made sure Spritz was like, and it was like labels out. Do you know that your wife texts me a picture every time she has a Spritz? She was at the nail salon having a Spritz. She was working late night. She had a Spritz. She sends me a picture. It's like on 0.5. It's like a really gorgeous, cause she's very like artistic. Very. She sent, she sends me a picture. It's like on point five. It's like a really gorgeous. Because she's very like artistic. Very. She sends me photos every time she has a Spritz. Which is a lot. Because she always is drinking.

Like when we're in a car, she's drinking Spritz. It's a great roadie drink, I have to say. It is. And really, I just like. And it was in my hand not just because I love you guys. Because it's fucking delicious. It's so good. Also, I smashed a champagne glass the second I got on the yacht.

Oh, you can't be trusted. And the crew was like you're not allowed glassware. Right. So I was like fuck you I have Spritz. Glassware on a boat seems highly unnecessary. What are they thinking? They should do like that plastic that looks like glass you know. I agree. I agree. But I mean Spritz was the um it was my booth thing the entire trip. And did you have a good time on the Bachelorette? I really did. I went in with like very grumpy vibes and bad attitude. Right. My little sister, her due date was that weekend.

Right. So I'd always said there's a chance I won't be able to go. And I was like, Paige, go into labor. Go into labor. Give me an excuse. Right. And then she calls me. I'm like, I'm going to the airport.

She's like, I'm in labor. And I was like. You're already on your way. Yeah. But then I got like guilt burgers. Yeah, of course. Like I was like, I should like fly to Boston instead. So then I get on my Spirit airline flight. The flights were a thousand dollars from New York to Miami, which is unheard of.

Insane. So I flew Spirit because it was 800. And I mean, like nothing is worse than spending so much money to fly like a peasant. No, like in a not premium experience. I was like cursing the day Hannah was born. I was so mad. And then I got there and I was like you're a girly girl yeah get it together like you're here so have fun and honestly after the weekend was over all of those grumpies went away right and it was just like I would have been so sad if I didn't go I'm just thrilled I went good good good it was

very abundant that always happens I know and you got to hang out with the Summer House Girlies. I did. So I really like got to know Paige on a deeper level. And I'm obsessed. Me too. Obsessed. Me too. Can we like all hang out all the time?

I mean, I literally like text her. I've used the privilege of having her phone number. Yes. And I'm just like working on getting like a double date. And it works. I can make it a triple date. Let's just do that. We could use a couple lesbians.

And then Sierra. Oh, everything. I can't even the works I can make it a triple date let's just do that we could use a couple lesbians and then Sierra oh everything I can't even begin and she was I was acting like a weirdo around her that's on me yeah um but I got it together after like 24 hours good I'm glad you got it thank you so much thank you so much like it's our job to know how to hang I know but we're still people of course and sometimes you fangirl out and what happens is if I've met somebody on a reality tv show, like beforehand, I can like keep it together. But I've watched Sierra now for two years without meeting her. And like the Austin of it all.

There's just like so much. And it's such a good season. She's also so stunning. Oh my God. It's like not fair. I was like looking at her like such a lesbian. Perfect. No, literally.

One night she was dancing and I was like, I couldn't help myself. And I was like, your body is insane. No, she's gorgeous. And I was like, but I'm not like hanging on you. I just want to be you. Right. You know? It is different.

And you're like on a book tour as well, correct? Well, so Stassi, she's on her book tour. Yeah. And we, you know, the thing that we do together, like I moderate like the lives. And so it's really just like a podcast with book signing involved. Right, right. So we did that yesterday at Simon & Schuster. Fun. And it was, I mean, it was unhinged. moderate like the lives and so it's really just like a podcast with book signing right right so we did that yesterday at Simon & Schuster it was I mean it was unhinged you got drunk yeah yeah I love that for you I mean I'm always drunk I expect nothing less from Taylor Strecker I'm

always drunk or hungover that's my brand no that's literally just life I had a friend one time that was like I look at your like she was actually I think she brought up you she was like Claudia's brand is so like fresh and fun and like thriving. And she's like, and all I ever see on your Instagram, it's drunk or hung over. And I was like, that really hurt my feelings. First of all, I hope you're not friends with that person anymore. I am. That is like such a mean thing to say.

But do send them my way because they said my brand was like fresh and fun. Thank you so much, unnamed person person do i know this person no for sure you do not damn gotta get to know them they seem highly complimentary very very intelligent and you look gorgeous in tan thank you yeah i think it's like my leftover spray tan from the batch and then these are actually my pjs you look amazed thanks chic. Chic PJs. Zara? Always. Yeah, I know. Zara? Zara. Shoes? Zara, Zara, Zara, Zara. Shoes? Everything. Head to toe. Really? Yeah. What do you think your yearly

spend at Zara is? That's such a good question. Because like in your mind you're like, it's cheap. Right, but not when you buy your whole wardrobe from there. And they're getting like increasingly more expensive. I know. I would say every time I like get a shipment in, it's like a thousand dollars. But I return half of it. Okay so five hundred dollars how frequently? Like maybe once or twice a month. Okay so it's a thousand dollars a month. That's twelve thousand

dollars a year. It's ridiculous. That's insane. I could be buying couture. You could buy like half a Chanel bag. Their prices keep going up. I'm really I can't even talk about it. It's crazy. It's so funny because people like okay so on the Bachelorette page was like, you're very like rich vibes. And I was like, thank you. Really? Just the way you dress is very elegant. You would never know that everything you have is from Zara.

Like, because you always have a really nice designer purse and then everything else is like Zara, but it's really elevated. Well, everything that's rich is from Wesbens. And that's, and those are facts. Like on the Bachelorette, one of Hannah's friends, Haley was like, oh my God, was like oh my god that watch yes treat yourself girl and I was like I don't think you get it anything rich is from him so like that's the thing is like eventually my Chanel's will die no they go they increase in value not the way I'm treating uh totally the black one I carry everywhere is like she's same she's on death's doorstep well um the cost of a Chanel bag

is now like like a classic clap Chanel is similar to that of an Hermes Birkin like the prices are insane well I had a friend that worked at Chanel like a while ago and she said that they were like heavily competing with Hermes because they want to be like the French brand so no matter how many Chanel bags you increase your price on you will never be Hermes ever ever so you should treat your bag better because it truly is like an investment, timeless piece. I know. But like, wear your pretties, you know? Yeah, of course. Like, what's the point in having a nice bag if you're not going to take it out of the

house? I know. But I, like, it gives me anxiety. And I'm also like, oh my God. Like, if somebody tried to rob me, I would be like absolutely not over my dead body. You know, like, let them kill me. Yes. Because if you take my Chanel, I have no reason to live.

100%. And I can't afford them kill me. Yes. Because if you take my Chanel, I have no reason to live. 100%. And I can't afford a new one. Ever. How are things at the Taylor Strecker Show? For those who don't know, Taylor hosts a similar show to The Morning Toast. It's all on Patreon. It's $6.95 a month. Yes.

For a daily two-hour episode, right? Yep. Two hours, Monday through Friday. You do so much recording. It's insane. You know, it's funny. So yesterday we had lunch with Amanda Hirsch and we were talking about her Kim Kardashian interview. You do so much recording. It's insane. You know, it's funny. So yesterday we had lunch with Amanda Hirsch and we were talking about her Kim Kardashian interview, of course.

Of course. And she said something and I was like, huh? And she looked at me and she went like this, you didn't listen, did you? Of course I did not. Yeah. And so she was like riding me and Stoss was like, listen, I have to say Taylor, because she's like, you're the busiest woman in the world. No one's busier than you. And I was like, I know I don't have children, so like, how dare I? No, you can be busy and not have kids. I am busy. You never answer my fucking texts. It's so annoying.

I'm going to say it is the Taylor Strecker show. Like, it is a, in my mind, I'm like, I work two hours a day. But in reality? No. How many hours a day do you spend actually recording? Well, the thing is when I record people I have to like talk before and after because I'm a person I'm not a robot so it's like each one hour ends up being about one and a half to two plus scheduling so like I would say plus

then I also have to do podcasts and stuff so I would say probably minimum three hours a day that's a lot of talking of just of just talking I like don't even look at my email for like a week. That's really bad. I know. You obviously don't look at your phone either. In my mind, I think I'm still at Sirius. And I just, my life is to just like do the show and that's it. Right, right, right.

And that's why I am the world's worst influencer. Yeah. Yeah. You're getting better. Thank you. Every time you come on here, I tell you and it's true, like you definitely are getting better. Thank you.

You had some funny Instagram stories last night. Right? Yeah. Thanks, girl. I guess that's why that person said your whole brand is drunk or hungover, because, like, when you're drunk, like, you want to talk about it on Instagram, and when you're hungover, like, you have to talk about it on Instagram. Exactly.

So maybe it feels that way, but you're so much more than that. Thank you. And today, you're going to be my co-host. We're going to talk about the Fast Five, some mindless news, but some good stuff in there. And then I saved Deer Toasters for you you because I was talking about this yesterday with Jackie. I'm like, nobody does Deer Toasters better than Taylor. For real? I just think you've had a lot of different and unique life experiences that really can assist you in giving good advice,

whether it's about friendships, relationships, marriages. Like, I just think you're really good at it. I actually feel like now where I am in life, like, I can relate to can relate to so many people yeah like I used to think my dad was so annoying but like but now I'm like I get dad I am dad oh a hundred percent yeah so I mean I'm like I'm I already hate my children for stealing my money so I get it and your body and your life. Exactly. Are you on the children train? No. Me neither. It's okay.

Did that answer? Perfect. Perfection. Did the noise answer it alone? Yeah. No, I'm on the same page. But I feel like next two years we should really sync up. I would love that.

And I've been saying the next two years for the last five years. Me too. So yeah, the next two years. That sounds good for me. See you in 15. Okay, you guys. Taylor's going to join me for the Fast Five and then dear toasters.

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And this man literally like gave her a manila envelope. So here's the thing. And I know this from my divorce. Oh yeah. When you control, the server controls the servee. You know? So you can say, I want it done at their workplace. Precisely.

So for me. Were you served? No, I served. Where'd you serve? So I, but I warned him. Yeah. So there was a whole plan with my lawyer. My lawyer said this, you're going to get, because i was away with my mom on the phone with the lawyer so i got back he

picked me at the airport and he was like my lawyer was like go home you gotta pack a bag yeah of all your pretties chanel bags all the shit all the valuables he said because i can't recover things like that and honestly you don't make a lot of money at your job so you might need to sell that shit to like pay for your rent okay Okay. This lawyer was really looking out for you. I loved him. When I met him, he was like, we were talking,

talking, talking. He was like, Oh my God, my wife loves you. And I was like dying, crying. Cause I was like,

don't tell anyone. So, um, so then he was like, okay, so then you have Thursday, you have therapy Thursday. So he got picked up on Tuesday.

He's like Wednesday, bring it back to a friend that you trust. Thursday you have therapy. You're going to tell him in therapy that it's done. And then you're going to warn him of serving and ask him where he wants us to serve and let me know after Thursday. So I said, do you want me to serve you at the apartment or do you want me to serve you at work?

And he was like, I guess at work. And I was like, okay, fine. I know. I don't really know why. I think he was embarrassed for like our doormen. But not embarrassed in front of his coworkers? I don't know. But I don't know how it actually went down once they were there everything like my doorman has actually seen me naked so like there's actually it was how it was a total accident well

i would assume i was getting a spray tan like in my living room fully naked arms out legs out and one of my doormen who i'm really close with and who's just like always helping me out and like i don't mind he comes in and out like he'll drop off packages and instead of leaving them in the hallway if they're heavy he'll drop them in my apartment

and so I guess he was knocking and I didn't hear it and I heard the door open and I'm in the living room naked like Jonathan! No!

And my aunt shout out to Adam my spray tanner she like flung her body in front of mine but he totally saw absolutely everything which you were the little um like paper thong the skims but that's it but that's literally it oh my god a nightmare i'm not gonna lie it was awkward for a couple days afterwards but we got past it

so like doormen are literally it's in the job description to like see people at their worst like i know but i don't know but the point point is, I definitely, it wasn't like, it was like an accident that they showed up to his office. Like we were like planning it together, which means that Jason made a point to embarrass her. Or, okay, there's two things that could happen here. Yeah. One is that Jason Sudeikis intentionally ruined

a big career moment for Olivia. Yeah. What's her name? Mun? No, Wild. Olivia Wild. Or maybe they planned this together because now everyone's talking about the CinemaCon panel

about Olivia's new movie. It's like her, it's not her directorial debut, but it's like a really big deal for her. So now we're all talking about the movie. Like it's kind of possible that they could have planned this together, like for PR. Or sometimes if the server can't find the person, then they have to like do shit like this. Truck them down.

Exactly. So maybe she's been evading the server. Now, the person who serves, do they have like a police badge or anything? Because I imagine it's not easy to get into CinemaCon without a ticket and just storm the stage. I don't know. I mean, I feel like the servers are just like, like lawyers that work at the office. Are they?

Maybe they're like interns. I always felt like it was like a job, like how people are like a notary, like you can be a server. Or maybe it's like a bounty hunter, but with papers. And like this CinemaCon is in Vegas and these big like conference centers.

I just don't think it's easy for like one man to get to Olivia Wilde, you know? It's a move for sure. Okay, sources tell Page Six that Jason Sudeikis had no knowledge of the plans and would never condone Olivia being served in such an inappropriate manner. Huh. She was handed a manila envelope from a woman who slid it on stage in the middle of the presentation asking her,

and then Olivia was like, is this for me? That's so embarrassing. After opening the, there's literally pictures of her opening the documents. Why? Also, why would she open? Right. That's the thing there's literally pictures of her opening the documents. Why? Also, why would she open? Right. That's the thing.

They just have to serve you. They're not like, now open the envelope and you just have to see them holding it. Exactly. And that's it. So she could have like taken

and been like, thank you and put it down. So after opening the documents, Olivia Wilde carried on without blinking and showed the trailer for her film that she directed that stars her boyfriend

Harry Styles and Florence Pugh. Is that how you pronounce her name? Yeah. Okay. So this is just, like, so crazy. I'm still not over her being with Harry Styles. I'll never be over it.

And, like, not being with Jason and, like, not, like, I mean, she's still with her kids, but, like, I'm going to sound so, like, 1975 right now, but, like, Harry's delicious delicious like really forever like you're gonna break up your family for it now um I just I don't like the coupling and I don't really have an explanation I'm just not into it and I will provide no further reasoning I just don't like it like period and I'm sure she's a lovely woman yeah someone who feels really close to harry um he does follow me on instagram no yeah i just went for years and really has never unfollowed like literally since 2018

any interaction not once oh but in real life yes oh my god i ran into him at soho house and ben was like you have to go say hi and like i'm actually like not good at that I'm not I am shocked I know so I've chugged a pitcher of like Eastern Standard the margarita is so good and I walked over I was like a little burpy because I like chugged so much and he like he could feel like a I mean I have a large presence so he could feel my presence and I remember he like turned around and looked at me and was like and then looked back being like a fan right but then he turned back around was like claudia and i was like what and i couldn't even speak i've told the story a hundred times i couldn't even speak i was like i wanted to say to him like first of all i had just seen

dunkirk his movie uh-huh and i really didn't like it but i was like i was like harry this movie is so good even though i didn't understand i'm like what war is this I literally had no idea and we had like a nice little conversation and as I was leaving like I didn't want to bother him so he was like with I think his mom and like family so I was like I don't want to bother you but like it was so good to see you and I just like I was trying to say like have a good night nice to see you see you around and what came out was just like a flutabula and he was like yeah you do i'm like cool cool cool and then i never saw him again wait that makes me really mad because i ran into kate bosworth do you know my shit with kate bosworth you have told me the story she went to your high school right

we went to high school together you've told the story on the show but i don't remember so give a really abridged version okay i'll try but thank you for knowing that's also my brand long-winded me too um so high school together like we didn't keep in touch touch but like we kept in touch enough and i ran into her i knew it was a matter of time before i'd like run into her properly like having my job at serious it was like she'll come in we'll do an interview she'll be like oh my god i love you and i'll be like i love you too right so i'm at soho house with my co-host from my regular show and they're like don't look now but kate bosworth is here and i was like i'm dead so i'm at Soho House with my co-host from my regular show and they're like don't look now but Kate Bosworth is here and I was like I'm dead so I'm like they're like you have to go over and

say hi and I was like of course we went to high school together so I walk over and I like tap her on the shoulder which is actually I hate when people tap me but whatever and she like turned around like this and it was like so it was almost like we live in the same town our kids go to the same school and like we see each other at the grocery store every day it was like so, it was almost like we live in the same town. Our kids go to the same school. And like we see each other at the grocery store every day. It was so casual. She was like, oh, hi. I swear to God, I think she fucking forgot who I was. She totally faked it because can I tell you, one time I randomly met Kate Bosworth.

And she was like, hi, sweetie. So good to see you. I'm like, we've never met. Unbelievable. So that's her thing. That's like a celebrity thing. They're always like nice to see you. They're not going to pretend they don't know you because they meet so many people.

But I have to be somewhere in the recesses of her brain from high school right so did you tell her i i was like i kind of like it's taylor she's like i know it was very weird she didn't remember she didn't fucking remember me no oh i'm mad all over again well harry remembered me not to rub it in um So yes, Harry and Olivia Wilde. There are like du moi rumors that they're fully engaged. They're getting married. Like they're really serious. Wow. I mean, well, actually I kind of hope that's the case. I mean, I'm just like so jealous. Like I can't even lie. I'm not going to, I couldn't like even give you a good reason why I don't think they should be together other than the fact that like I'm seething with jealousy. Yep. I get it. That should be me.

Literally. He is the most beautiful human being on the face of the planet. No, like the way I would take a bullet. Yes. For him. The way you would take a bullet. For everything. I know.

It's lost all of its meaning. That phrase has lost all of its meaning because like I literally am like this donut, I would take a bullet for it. Wait, but who would be a bullet for it wait but who would be good enough for him and you can't say yourself probably me okay no who would be like honestly like I'm sure Olivia Wilde's amazing like I'm sure she's funny I mean she landed Jason Stekas and Harry Styles she's gotta be something you know she's gorgeous like I'm sure she's great whatever whatever but like if I had to choose, I would probably have it be, I would probably have him date like one of my friends who I don't really care about

so like Harry and I can start sleeping together and I wouldn't feel bad. But then I would be close, like I would be close enough to Harry to like start the affair, but then I wouldn't feel bad about my friend because like I would have it, I have to find a friend in my mind who's betrayed me. Yes. And who I've forgiven, but like I'll always remember. Yes. Because then I'll set her up with Harry Styles just so I can betray her and feel good about it

oh my god I would pick Zendaya 100% that's also a really good option if if you want to go that route that's um so yeah uh getting served papers is have everyone served like period no but I almost like feel like I'm jixing myself right now. I'm like so scared. It's kind of like a crazy thing. Have you? No, no, no, no. Oh my God. Do you think we will in our lifetime?

I mean, I could definitely see me saying something on this show that gets me served for like a defamation lawsuit. So I should probably shut the fuck up and move on to the next story. Next up, Travis Scott is making his comeback attempt with his first public performance. So embattled rapper Travis Scott is attempting to come back after we all know his Astroworld concert in November which led to 10 deaths. He plans his first public performance following this tragedy. So Travis Scott who has played some private VIP sets since the disaster is scheduled to take the stage in Miami on May 7th

during the city's much-hyped Formula One Grand Prix at 11, which I know you were just at. I was just there. The high-profile race is set to bring the jet set to town. Hotel rooms in Miami are going up for $120,000 a night. According to Bloomberg, tables at popular clubs are ranging from $5,000 to $100,000, meaning organizers are betting that Travis Scott is going to bring in a big draw. That's so crazy. Who the fuck would pay $120,000 for a hotel room?

For a hotel room. Just to go see a horse race. You could get better, like, viewage on TV. Horse race or car race? Oh. Cars? Yeah, good call, good call, good call. Horse, no, cars.

Like, I get it. It's cool, but, like, I don't really understand. I am really upset about where Miami is right now. Like it's my favorite place and I'm like quickly being able, unable to afford it. It's Chanel bags. Yeah. Cause you want to know why? Like during the pandemic, so many people moved to Florida.

Is that what it is? And like just the overall cost of living in Florida is going up because it was always like a, there's no income tax. It's a lower cost of living than like these big cities. So, so many people flock to Florida, but now there's so many fucking people there you can't get a house yeah I can't get a hotel room but like but like the house market I get but like why hotels I don't know I just think like people are really craving like a good time yeah and places like Vegas Miami like there aren't that many that'll like really show up and show out and so I think like we're

just running out of options as Americans in a post-COVID world. It's scary. Also Miami's super international. So you add that extra element of like that influx of people with their money. Is the euro stronger than the dollar? You're so asking the wrong girl. I do not know. In my mind it's always like superior. All I know about the euro and the dollar is that when I went to Europe a couple years ago I landed and there was like some sort of financial crisis

and the dollar was equal to the euro, but the prices hadn't changed in like the market yet. So like that day I went to Chanel and bought three purses, flew back to America and sold them on the rail rail. Because I'm a business woman, yeah. I made a lot of money. I was just like buying them up. How much profit?

Like a good amount. Nice. Because like the way that it was where, I don't really understand how it worked, but like the euro like crashed or something. But it takes a few days for like the malls to like change their prices with like inflation and shit. Right. So I literally went the day we landed me and all my friends.

We like scooped up all these Chanel bags. And then I got the vat back at the airport, which was nice. And then I went back to America. I think I got like a Chanel like small evening bag for like two grand and I think I sold it for four oh my god yeah it was crazy oh I'll buy those off of you they're gone around they're literally gone wow you are a business woman no like the thing about me is like I will find a way to make money like that's just my thing like I'm so I'm a money hungry whore I mean so am I but I'm so bad at it. What's the lowest thing you ever did for money? Lowest? Yeah. Got married.

Oh my God. I was not expecting you to say that. I meant like work wise. Wow. Wow. Wow. I love that for you. Um, I panicked. I don't mean it. It's for the joke. It's a good answer. But, like, do you ever think about, like, you've had a long career. I'm crying. So have I. Do you ever think about, like, gigs you did? Like, I have one gig in mind that, like, wasn't worth the money. And it was, like, one of the most traumatizing experiences of my life.

What was it? Okay. And, like, there were a few toasters there. So, like, if you were there, like, you know what went down. So, right when I was starting off doing comedy like a couple years ago um i got booked for like a private gig which is so crazy because private stand-up it's like not really a thing i don't know it's like really weird and it was iheart radio and they like were paying me a lot private gigs pay so much money so i was like fuck yeah and it was in like some city in upstate new york or something so it was like an hour car

ride i would make a ton of money and then go home that night like it was and I had to do like a 30 minute set it's like oh my god amazing I was already on tour so I just took 30 minutes for my tour and I did it and I had no idea what the evening was but it was unique it was like this yearly event that their local radio station puts on for like these twisted alcoholic women in like this random suburb of New York and like they they didn't want to see me like they're used to having like a DJ come and they all like so they had to be quiet for 30 minutes people were like literally I've never I've never felt like such a low-level piece of shit in my life people were literally like blowing their nose they were walking around right in front of me like ordering drinks I'm like bitch

I'm literally sitting right here like no it was the 30 minutes never ended I was like trying to play games I just I like threw my whole set out the window and I was like let's play a stupid game and I had said on my Instagram that I was gonna be there so it was like 10 toasters in the front row who like came to see a show right they got nothing oh my god it was horrible I guess I got paid so the lowest thing I did was it was actually thing that got me fired essentially from Sirius it was like I was like so Sirius paid diddly dick yeah and I'm very triggered now for 11 years and so I'll this is how what I'll say I got a seven thousand dollar raise and they literally tried to take it back what they were like oh that was a mistake I was like

it's seven thousand dollars oh my god it was bad so I had to like do side hustles but it was very limiting with your like non-contract exactly so I started doing these like um retreats with this um like happiness guru that was a guest on my show and they actually were a vibe and like they were incredibly lucrative and so we stopped working together and I was like I why don't I just do because like she was very like no drinking and I'm obviously that's my brand yeah so I was like we should just like do different things. You should have like a wellness retreat and I'll have like a let's get fucked up retreat. Alcohol retreat. Exactly.

So I planned it. So you went out on your own from the guru. And that's when it all fell to shit. So why was that considered like a violation of your contract and not the other retreats? That's the thing. So I think my head was on the chopping block for a number of reasons. They wanted your time slot. And whatever they wanted.

And I think, I think there was a, I think there was somebody on the platform, just in general, I'll say that, who was not pleased with me standing up for myself with something. Oh my God, I hate you so much.

No, absolutely not. I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't even think she did. Anyway, I just feel like maybe I had burned some bridges. Yeah, for sure. And who knows, probably more than one, if I'm being totally honest.

And they were like, oh, well, or maybe I was just like been there too long. And they were like, get rid of her. Right, fresh. So we had like a new boss. And that's like a new boss thing is like, you know, fire everybody. Yeah. So I think that they were like looking for a reason to fire me. And they were like, oh, fine print your contract.

You're kind of like edging against it. So you it wasn't like a outright violation but it was like blurry but when they did call me the lawyer on the phone like you'd never meet the lawyers they're always in the meetings and they call me on a Saturday and she was like well a little advice Taylor in the future read your contract oh god I was like nobody reads the contract she's insane oh my god okay so Travis Scott is making a comeback honestly I don't know how and if I was like, ugh. Nobody reads the contract. She's insane. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, my God. Okay, so Travis Scott is making a comeback. Honestly, I don't know how and if Travis Scott comes back from Astroworld. Like, there's, this is just, like, a level of scandal that, like, is far beyond anything we've ever really gotten used to.

Like, ten deaths. Like, it was so avoidable. Like, I really don't know if this is something you come back from yeah I mean I feel like it was in the news and then it just went away because he went away and but also the Kim and Pete of it all helped not to besmirch their love but like I do think that was that that felt very like clever Kris Jenner moves and people kind of stopped talking about it I hate the thing is like there's so many moves. And people kind of stopped talking about it. I hate that.

The thing is like there's so many Kardashians. A lot of them are single. Like they're always going to have things going on in their lives. So to assume like Kim shared her like her relationship only to help save Travis. What does fucking Kim owe Travis? I guess that's true. It is unrealistic to think that like everything they do is for stuff like that. It's calculated.

And don't get me wrong. There's definitely a level of calculation. Right. Kim yesterday was on Instagram admitting that she There's definitely a level of calculation. Right. Kim yesterday was on Instagram admitting that she like Photoshopped a picture of the kids at Disney World because Kylie didn't want Stormi in the picture. Right. But Kim needed to save, you know, the aesthetic flow of her Instagram. So she flew True in there and she Photoshopped True.

So I think there's a level of calculation, but with all celebrities. Right. I don't think that's a bad thing, but I don't think it's like, I think it's annoying when people assume everything the Kardashians do is like to cover up something else. That's fair. Somebody did bring that to my attention though about the Travis Scott thing. And I was like, oh damn, I never even thought about that.

Because it really did kind of just like go away. But I don't think you can like blame Kim for that. No, not at all. I'm just saying I thought it was. Because he went away. He didn't leave his house. But that's what I'm saying. It happened. It was terrible.

But then it kind of just fizzled out. Exactly. But that's the world we live in. Terrible things happen so frequently. And we're so inundated with so much news. We don't even lament on things. We move past things so quickly, no matter how terrible the tragedy. And that's really sad.

So with that being said he might actually be fine given yeah that we have like you know flea brains no that's really true and really sad um have you been keeping up with the amber her to johnny depth trial not like to the amount that i wish i did but enough that i can like get through the conversation yeah like i've been hesitant to talk about it because there's so much information out there and like what I get served with on TikTok and like articles I read it's very pro Johnny yeah same and then yesterday I was like accused of like not supporting the me too movement and like being a woman hater so like I just can't um even though I've after the limited amount of research I've done I've come to the conclusion that it was an extremely mutually abusive relationship I was just

gonna say I think they both were monsters to each. I don't think there's one person to blame, but I really don't even want to talk about it because like you can't say anything right. But I did. There's an interesting Elon Musk element. Okay. Oh. So Elon Musk was like, his name was being floated around as possibly testifying, but now he's not testifying in the Amber Heard case.

And apparently there's like this rumor going around that it's so dumb. People are so dumb. I'm sorry. There's a rumor going around that it's so dumb people are so dumb I'm sorry there's a rumor going around that Elon Musk bought Twitter so that he could change the narrative on there to be more positive for Amber Heard that's insane which is insane literally first of all the dumbest thing ever no one would do that like Elon Musk has his own reasons for buying Twitter too Elon Musk hates Amber Heard actually and I think he sued her for defamation as well wow And there's also a lot of rumors. Lots of rumors. Amber Heard has a child. Uh-huh. And a lot of

people think that it's Elon as a baby which would make that I think like his ninth child. Yeah. So I don't know. I heard a rumor about like Amber with Cara Delevingne and with Elon. That was in one of the depositions. She apparently cheated on Elon with Cara. And the guy doing the deposition was like, did you have an extramarital affair with Cara Delevingne? I'm like, girl, get it together. It's Delevingne.

Actually, that reminds me. When I was in college, I was a, I was interning a lot through college to get credits because I just like fucking hated school. Right. And I interned at Hearst Magazines for Esquire-huh the literally one of the worst experiences of my life magazine world is horrible and I was in the closet so it's basically just like packing shit up for messengers oh when you said you were in the closet I was like wait you're gay too I'm so confused it's

like the day I thought that you ran du moi I felt so betrayed no like the the PR closet yeah literally like we would pack things up for messengers and then the messengers would bring it back and we would unpack. It was pack and pack all day. And there was like a head intern there who was like, he was so happy to be there. Like his fucking annoying like energy was so toxic. Like this was just like,

he was so excited all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was the head intern. So like he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was such a fucking know-it-all. Like everything he was like, and I was always fucking up. Like I remember I sent an Etro like men's bathing suit to like another brand that started with an E.

And it was like, I cost the company millions. Like it was like the biggest deal. He was always yelling at me. He was so like moral high ground for being head intern. And one time we were just like sitting and gossiping and like making labels and stuff. And we were talking about celebrities. And he was like, I said Cara Delevingne. And he was like i said cara delevingne and he was like it's cara devlagine no and i was like finally i can correct this motherfucker i'm like actually michael it's cara delevingne and that was the best moment of my

life and actually i don't know why like i find myself maybe it's because I'm insecure but when I was in college I had a roommate who was so smart like literally so smart she had a full scholarship and she had gotten into like Harvard but she got a full scholarship to NYU and she was like I was in all these dumb classes and she was in all these like smart classes and she was always like listening into my phone calls and like correcting me stop yeah no and like if I you would think having a smart um roommate would be good I'm like hey can you help me with my math homework right she was like you know she had moral superiority oh and then one time I'm on the phone I remember we're like making plans I'm like let's go to this bar it's on

Houston Street and I'm not even talking around on the phone and she goes Houston it's Houston I'm like actually it's Houston so those are my two kind of trauma moments from growing up yeah where'd you go to college Ithaca what yeah is that a good one or a bad one I just feel like there's not much I don't know about you but I guess I've never asked you that question I know but but wait what do you think about I think I tell the truth like for smart people I don't believe so or no that's Cornell that's in I Correcto. Yeah, that's the good school. We were the dumb school. What was your college experience?

Were you in a sorority? No, they didn't have sororities in fraternities, which is why I picked it, actually. Yeah. That's a lie. That's the only school that accepts me. It's the school that picked me. Yes, exactly. But I was thrilled because I am too weak to not be in a sorority, but I knew I would feel

tortured and hate it. Of course. Same. So I got to go over to Cornell and go to all the frat parties. it was like best of both worlds. That's nice. Yeah it was great. Friends from college still? Not really actually like one. I'm that bitch. I really the thing with college I mean yeah I have some friends from childhood that are like I've re-established relationships with but college isn't, that makes me feel bad. No, it doesn't.

I actually don't have a ton of friends from college either. I guess if I had to say, like, I've made one friend in college. Yeah. But that's because all my friends from high school went to NYU because I grew up in the city. So we all went to NYU together. And so we just, like, stayed in the same group. Right.

But then we let one girl, Margo, in. And she's cool. She actually spoke to her last night. She's, like, one of my best friends. So we let her into the crew because she didn't go to our high school. But other than that, like, I had a built-in friend group. So like I really didn't have to work hard to make friends. Which was nice.

Margo Margo, right? Margo Margo, you know Margo. Margo Margo, yeah. No, no, not that Margo. Not that Margo. Oh, just Margo. There's so many Margos in my life. There's Margo Ostrée, of course.

Duh. There's Margo Lewin, who you talking about. Love. And then my friend from college, Margo Fish. Who I do believe you've met. But I don't know if you remember her. I can only remember so many Margos at one time. I know, and she listens to the show, so she's probably so excited.

Hey, girl, hey. Every time I talk to her, she is wearing her merch. We love a supportive queen. Also, new merch launches tomorrow. So Elon Musk not testifying, which is sad because I, even though this is a terrible case, I have been enjoying some of the content coming out of Johnny and Amber's reactions to stuff. It's obvious they fucking hate each other.

Hates. I love that picture of him with the Talenti spilled on his lap me too I wasn't participating in the festival of ice cream he's like I just think it's like it's it's I know it's terrible because it's like a a very um hot button trial but like it's been entertaining absolutely it's a shit show I couldn't lie I would like to see Elon get in on there too but he's like I have enough problems with all these people I'm not getting involved I think we live in a world too where like we think it's like if someone's bad then the other person is good and it's like right no they can both be pieces of shit two things can be true at once exactly and I think it was a really toxic but then I don't

really understand why Johnny would sue her like he's opening up his entire life for public consumption and if he was toxic and abusive like right then he's opening up like his chamber of secrets so that's why I kind of err on the side of Johnny right it's like why would he go through with this defamation because I feel like he's like I am Johnny Depp I have built this crazy great career yeah like I do drugs I get fucked up whatever but like not a crime I am not an abusive person and I will not have that be my namesake. Yeah. Smudge my name. Yeah.

And you know, did you see the video of their like doorman slash house manager? No. He testified via Zoom and he's literally sitting in his car driving without a seatbelt on and vaping. It's so funny. It's like this trial is just insane. It's insane. All these clips. It's for, I guess interacting with a lot of the content on TikTok. So so i keep getting served more in my algorithm yeah and so i really didn't even

want to like i don't really care about these two people so i didn't even want to like know what was going on in the trial but now because it's everywhere like i'm an expert but elon is not testifying which is disappointing it is disappointing i would like that like one more like animal being brought to the circus yeah no but elon's already like he has his own circus. He's always starting drama. Yesterday he said he's gonna buy Coca-Cola next to put the cocaine back into it. And I just feel like you know I would try it. I saw that on Ben's Instagram. And now people are like taking that tweet. Actually this this was really

funny. People are taking Elon's tweet and like making jokes about what he should buy next. So one of my favorite um bravo instagrammers christian gray snow he did a whole slideshow next i'm buying and rebranding true faith jewelry ramona singer's jewelry next i'm buying buca di beppo and enlisting derek kemsley to incorporate capri rooms in all future and current locations next i'm buying out lvp's restaurants in west hollywood and replacing them with the actual gay bars that the area needs. Next, I'm buying and rebranding Fabellini in stores this summer. Shut the fuck up. Next, I'm buying Jackie out of her Bravo contract and sparing us all.

Next, I'm buying Ancestry.com to expedite the process of finding Melissa Gorga's long lost sister. Next, I'm hiring Giselle Bryant, a stylist, on my dime. Oh my god. Next, I'm buying richards a goddamn house next i'm donating money to gina kirshenheider just because i love it it's so good so like i was living for everyone coming out of the woodwork um all right we have more stories and they're brought to you by bowlin branch bowlin branch sheets aren't just buttery breathable and impossibly comfortable

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Bowlandbranch.com. All right, next up, what do we got next I can't lie the stories go downhill like as longer oh Haley Bieber is opening up about her like big medical scare she um she told us that she had a procedure to close a hole in her heart following a stroke she said it was the scariest moment of her life so she made a youtube video I remember she posted a couple weeks ago she put like a notes app just letting everyone know like she went through like something really scary.

She was eating breakfast and like she thinks she had a stroke. So now after everything she made a YouTube video. She said she was sitting at breakfast with Justin. She started to feel a tingle

like in her shoulder all the way down to her arm and like her fingers were tingly and numb. And the left side of her face was like dropping. And Justin was like, are you okay

she went to talk and she couldn't speak and so she knew she was having like a mini stroke and now she's done like extensive extensive tests i guess she had um like a blood clot like a momentary a momentary blood clot that like stopped blood flow to her brain or her heart that made the mini stroke happen and she said like she didn't know that because she gets migraines that can affect her being um on birth control so she had not spoken to her doctor about the migraines and was on this birth control that she thinks was the cause of all of this it was just like crazy and she was just encouraging people like if you have migraines to talk to your doctor about which type of birth

control you go on because it can cause complications many strokes are side effects of some birth control so it was just so crazy what birth control is she i don't know i don't think she wanted to slander you know big pharma damn that's scary and how old is she late 20s really young and she said it was like so quick by the time she actually got to the emergency room she was totally back to normal she wasn't having any issues issues with her face or her arm. But her scans showed that she experienced a lack of oxygen to her brain for a period of time, which is a stroke. And it was caused by the blood clot. Her doctor said that a set of three recent events contributed to the stroke.

She just started taking birth control without speaking to her doctor. And as a frequent sufferer of migraines, the birth control caused issues. She had also recently had COVID and had been traveling from Paris and back in a really short amount of time. Oh, if you travel a lot, you can get blood clots. Oh, right. And she was discharged the following morning after her doctors believed the three recent events coalesced into the perfect storm.

She didn't know how the blood clot had traveled to her brain, but she believed she was suffering from a small opening in the heart that usually closes after birth. Which, isn't that what Stassi... Yeah. That was just reminding me. isn't that what Stassi yeah that was just reminding me when yeah so when Stassi did her sonogram yeah they were pregnant so when I don't even know how many months pregnant Stassi was maybe like six months they kind of detected potentially a hole in Hartford's heart and so they kind of determined that it was all good once they got the results back right but I recently saw them you know

getting I guess a sonogram of her heart yeah I saw that too on Instagram probably just to double check everything had closed right exactly is that why they named her Hartford it wasn't why but like it became like kind of a significant reason like why the name was so special right right right that she's their heart exactly so you know what's so crazy is like Hailey Baldwin Bieber is like literally perfection. Like young, rich, gorgeous. She seems like, I've actually met her. She's incredibly nice. Yeah, she seems it.

And I think that's how she actually is in real life. And it's just like, you know, health is the great equalizer. Like no matter how many Chanel bags you borrow, like everyone can succumb to it. And like this is just like a crazy thing. You know, it makes me so nervous because I'm like so bad. I don't know if it's because I'm the daughter of a doctor or if I just like hate the fucking doctor, but like I never go. And it makes me.

It's because they have to weigh me. That's why I won't go. Same. It's so, it's a personal attack. And then they ask like, how many drinks do you have? And you have to lie like four. And they're like, that's a lot. I'm like, it is.

Because that's how many I have in one dinner. Yeah. They're like a week. I'm like a week. I was talking a day An hour Yeah So that's why I don't go

Judgmental So judgmental But like I As a woman of a certain age Little things here and there Happen and I'm like Should I be worried about this And I'm like

Oh it's fine And like in my mind I still think I'm like In my mid 20s I know And I'm like Bitch you're not Has it ever been

A mammogram No but I think I think I'm probably Going to get one like in the next year yeah um sounds so painful it sounds like a nightmare it sounds horrible i've actually think about it all the time because of course that's something we all have to do um i i can't like i literally can't i know but it's so important it's so important so this like hearing this gives me anxiety right because like she looks like someone who's like the picture of health right does pilates all the time I mean I started to get

these like tingles in my leg at night oh I actually have had that my whole life it's from weight gain oh it's called restless leg syndrome it's actually not from weight gain oh well the one that I googled was oh we're both doctors on the internet no ever since I was a kid and I was really skinny as a kid so that's how I know it's not from weight gain I would wake up in the middle of the night with just they weren't like pains and they weren't cramps. They were just like sensations. Like I felt my legs were alive while I was asleep.

Yes. I think it's restless leg syndrome. It's also could be a potassium deficiency. I've had it my whole life. I've never went to the doctor, but two Advil usually fixes it. Okay. Awesome. Great.

Thanks, Dr. Claudia. Yeah. That's why I always keep Advil around, like when I'm traveling. Yeah. And how I knew Ben was the one for me like very early in our relationship we went on a trip and we I woke up in the middle of the night and I was having my leg thing and he was like what's wrong I'm like I can't explain I just get like this weird thing in my legs but like I need to Advil it's like three in the morning we were like sober we just like went to sleep that night and Ben literally got up and like left the room walked

around the city we were in and like got me Advil and I was like this man marriage that will do it that'll do it now I don't travel with Advil without Advil oh my god I remember I knew I'd marry Wasbin when I was barfing and shitting simultaneously and he held my hand oh that's really sweet and the money and the money of course of course of course so we're wishing our best to Haley Bieber yes and always as always talk to a doctor always all right fifth and final story Amanda Bynes is like making waves on social media so she posted a series of Instagram stories yesterday accusing her fiance Paul Michael of using crack cocaine oh oops so she went on camera and was just like talking to her phone and basically said Paul stopped taking his medication he told me

stop taking it I looked at his phone and he was looking at mom and son porn. He then vandalized his mother's home. He broke all of the pictures and put salmon under her bed. Wait, wait. His behavior's alarming, and I'm afraid of what to do. Then she said, oh, I forgot to mention, I found Paul's stash of crack cocaine. He's been using for the past six months. He needs serious help. I kicked him out of the house.

Bynes, Amanda Bynes' attorney didn't return any requests for comment. And Michael is her fiance whom they met in AA, then took to his Instagram account soon after to say, I don't know what the fuck she's talking about. Y'all got to stop taking your shit.

You guys don't fucking know anything. Yelling at us, like we asked to be involved in this. And then just hours prior, Amanda Bynes had shared Page Six's story about the second song she and Michael released together and then posted a photo of him on the couch. So it appeared that like shit was fine.

I hate reporting on Amanda Bynes because I have a very special place in my heart for Amanda Bynes. Yeah. And, you know, she's free of her conservatorship now. She was in like a similar situation to Britney. It didn't get nearly as much press. But I do think she still is definitely like suffering from some sort of mental illness definitely and i don't know like who she can turn to and so when she's in a state of duress like finding out her husband's using drugs again whether or not that's true she like tells us on social media because i don't think she has a lot of people in her life that she trusts which is

just so sad so sad i am a little confused about her journey like where it is because I feel like the last time she got like big big big press it was for she was looking amazing and fresh and like she had her shit together yeah cover of a paper magazine oh it was a while ago though it was a while so much has happened since then she has a face tattoo it's like a heart under her left eye so that was after that yeah um and she says she wants to release like a fragrance I don't really know what's going on and like I I just hate it because it makes me so sad because like I grew up on Amanda Bynes I think and like she's the man she's the man Oscar worthy freaky for no that's Lindsay Lohan oh my god sorry she's the man um the Amanda show yeah it's like such good work what a girl wants what a girl

needs so good um so it just it really like breaks my heart to What a girl wants, what a girl needs. So good. So it just, it really like breaks my heart to even talk about it. And I don't really even fully understand the story. Like I don't really understand what's going on. It sounds like she is maybe, maybe it has less to do with her fiance and more to do with her mental state. Right. Or both of them.

Right. So I don't really feel like I can comment on it other than just like saying I wish Amanda Bynes the best. Me too. Always and forever. Yes. She is my girl. It's that's concerning. It's sad. But those are the past five stories that I feel as though you needed to know before you woke up and take a bed every morning. Okay we're not done yet because I'm gonna make Taylor do Dear Toasters with me because you're so good at it. I love Dear Toasters. And Dear Toasters is brought to you by Wonderskin. a beauty brand that we're obsessed with here at The Morning Toast that is taking over our beauty counter. I figured it out on TikTok, actually. They're sold out of every color they've dropped

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If you guys ever want to write in, here's a little PSA. We get so many submissions, but so many of y'all are writing us like actual essays. We have a time limit. So like just please try when you write in to like make it more concise, more short. So like we got so many good ones, like, but we can't use them because they're so long. So deartoasters.gmail.com if you want to write in. And if you have written in and it hasn't gotten on the show it's probably because it's too long so maybe consider rewriting us with just like a smaller more brief only need to know details all right hi Claudia and Taylor I'm in a tough spot with my friend who's a bridesmaid

and I know that you guys can help last weekend was my bachelorette party and one of my bridesmaids decided that this would be the perfect opportunity to get some dick. On one of the days, we rented a yacht and went boating. We had a super hot captain. He was totally into her, and we were all living for it. Long story short, that night, he invited her back to the boat again, and they spent the night hooking up.

The next day, we were all so curious and had to know every detail about her night. Soon after, he would not stop blowing up her phone, and after a certain point, it was time to move on since we had the ick fast forward to dinner that night which was also the last night of the trip she is silent and texting him the entire time she told us he was having a party on the boat that night which was also the last night of the trip oh sorry no i'm reading wrong she told us that he was having a party on the boat and she felt like this was her once in a lifetime opportunity for her i told her it clearly wasn't since she spent the previous night with him on the boat and told her i didn't think she should go once i said that

she looked so crestfallen and just sat there quietly all dinner a few other girls asked her about and it was obvious she had a decision to make go on this boat and enjoy herself or come and spend the last night with the girls she ended up leaving before dinner um was over to go meet him on the boat and all the other bridesmaids were pissed that she put me in an awkward situation of having her go get dick or spend the last night with us as a bride i'm livid but i also don't want drama before the wedding with the bridesmaid how would i suggest you handle this i handle this sincerely a burnt toaster i have a hot take here i might too i'm kind of on the side of the bridesmaid me too like that's what bachelorette parties are for like get lit get dick and like i get it because you

know what on my bachelorette party i got married so young like literally maybe one or two of the people on my bachelorette party had a boyfriend right so everyone was like hooking up and part of me I was like this fucking sucks like right everyone's like out and like I'm alone but you know what like that's what you do on a bachelorette party that's like the vibe you want to cultivate I do think you're just being like a little a little bit of a bridezilla so here's the thing too like bachelorette parties are really they can be triggering for people. So I don't know like your friend's vibe, but like if she is a relationship person or she's single and she's just like enough is enough. I want to be with somebody.

Like she felt like this captain was her soulmate. No, I know. And so I feel like she, like it sounds like she genuinely was like so sad to not get to spend time with him. Like who knows they could get married. Yeah. And also when you're on a bachel you're thinking about letting her sulking in the corner at dinner at your bachelorette party is fucking annoying yeah it's totally annoying toxic energy and her also like not making it about you it is annoying and when you are getting married you are allowed

to make it all about you you are no but it's like but it's the last name of the trip she's into the sky like why don't you all go there's a a party. Well, that's what I thought. I was like, yay, we get to go on a yacht again for free. Yeah, right. And I don't think you're really entitled to be that mad, honestly. And I would drop it because she could also be mad at you for like being like a killjoy. So like maybe you should both just drop it. Exactly.

I think it's, I think it's, and you don't want to be fighting about this crap because it's so not important. And also if you're going to die in a hill, you need know that you are right yeah and i'm not sure and that's the thing i'm not quite sure and so you don't necessarily because then then you could have the other bridesmaids turn on you right and you'll feel that bad energy on the day of your wedding exactly and you don't want it what is a hill you are 100 willing to die on. Here's mine. Okay, go. This Is Us is a terrible show. Like, we all need to stop pretending that it's a good show. It's bad and it's stupid.

Okay, you're not going to like what I'm about to say. Is it about the Kardashians? No. Okay. Intentionally, no. Is it about Bethany Frankel? No. Okay.

Selling Sunset is an incredible show. Wrong. That's a hill I am willing to die on. Because a hill I'm also willing to die on is that Selling Sunset is literally a piece. Wrong. That's a hill I am willing to die on. Because a hill I'm also willing to die on is that Selling Sunset is literally a piece of shit. I know. That's why. It used to be good. It used to be good.

Why? Okay. If you think it used to be good, I don't understand how it is now not good. Because there's so many girls and now the girls know exactly what to do because you got so famous from the show. Like no one's at like, it's just fraud. Fraudulence everywhere. I really can't get into it.

Honestly, I can't. Okay. So I think our advice to you would just be like, let it go. Yeah. Let it go. Next up.

Good morning, Claudia and Taylor. How you doing? I have a friend who's been driving me absolutely insane for a few months now, but she just put the final nail in the friendship coffin. I am moving. So she suggested that she come over for dinner and help me pack. I have to burp.

Sorry. Okay. Oh my God. so silent and ladylike. No, I know, because I had a LaCroix. I had to like, muffle it. I don't like burping on the air. She wanted to come over and help me pack and have dinner. We decided on ordering in because it was the easiest with all the kitchen stuff being packed up. She places

the DoorDash order and pays for it. I ordered one salad for $12. That night, we were still together i venmoed her 15 also that night i gave her a bottle of casamigos tequila cascade dishwasher pods cleaning supplies and a huge four-length mirror because i figured oh i'm not gonna move these items don't let me just let me just be generous and give them to a friend very nice yeah i didn't expect anything in return the next day i get venmoed back the 15 and a request for 17.25 making this an additional additional $2.25 to what I originally

paid her. What? She sent me some bullshit text about how I owe her more money, $2.25 to be exact. Girl. Needless to say, I was shocked. I never answered the text and I just sent her the $17.25 that she requested. Now it's clear I don't want to be friends with someone who will heckle me for $2 and disregard my generosity.

Yeah. The question is, how do I end this friendship? Do I confront her and tell her she's absolutely nuts for coming after me for $2? Or do I just fade her out and hope she never calls me again? P.S. Our boyfriends are really good friends and we're in the same big friend group. So I'll have to see her again. Hopefully rarely.

Thanks so much. A ripped off toaster. I will send an update, especially if a confrontation occurs. Definitely don't confront her because you'll look crazy like for ending a friendship over $2. But just know like this is the type of person she showed as she was you're no longer interested in being friends with that type of person and definitely like back out to have given her all this crap and then she's literally nickel and diming you for two dollars embarrassing for her soul it's disgusting i hate

people like this like it's because the thing is me and jackie always say it's not about being rich or poor no it's about being cheap cheap and to Jackie always say it's not about being rich or poor no cheap cheap and to completely overlook you giving her a full-length mirror a bottle about that cost me this bottle of tequila is like 60 depending on where you live I mean it's insane that's so disrespectful like I can't I thought she was gonna send you back the 15 and be like bitch don't worry you gave me all this free shit here I'll pay for your salad literally same but no okay nickel and dimey is the most disgusting trait I actually disagree I think that you should because because you're in the same friend group I think that like the ghosting thing or whatever escape her it's not

gonna work so like you have to deal with it head-on here's the thing this is why I have no friends from college because I fight with all of them because they pull shit like this yeah totally and it's like when I haven't been direct like they can create their own narrative around like Taylor's a bitch Taylor's a bad friend Taylor stopped answering me that's so true actually because then you're gonna get a bad rap from this girl for being a bad friend maybe just like be like but you have to be really intentional with your wording if you want to say something just be like can I ask you a question and she'll be like yeah sure what's up like how did you think it was like normal to request me for two dollars when you left my house with like over a hundred dollars worth of free things that like I was very nice and gave to you two dollars that gotta focus on

that two dollars and 25 cents like that is in fucking saying I feel like you should just be like I was honestly taken aback yeah when you rejected my memo and then sent me one for an extra 225 like if that's how you roll that's fine but like I'm not about it no and you should also make me uncomfortable you should also say even if I didn't let you walk out of my house with over a hundred dollars worth of things even if you didn't nickel and dime me for two dollars like what's that about yeah like no question mark I know be like are you mad at me and this is like passive aggressive oh that's good flip it on her because like I love that's so manipulative I love that right that's what I do but either but either she is a cheap fuck and she needs to know how cheap she is, or she's actually mad about something else. And she's like

using this as like a weird way to tell you she's mad. Put it back on her. I love that idea. Thank you. That is the answer. Always give people enough rope to hang themselves with. Love that. And when you put it back on someone else, it takes it completely off of you. You are so manipulative. I never want to get into a fight with you. No, you do not. Have we ever gotten into a fight? I'm like Margaret Joseph's. We're like the same. Yeah, literally. Likeulative I never want to get into a fight with you no you do not have we ever gotten into a fight I'm like Margaret Joseph's we're like the same yeah like you don't want to get in a fight with us I don't think we've ever gotten into a fight no let's keep it that way you sound scary as fuck we never get into fights because we're fucking we're real ones with each other right like when you're mad at me that I don't reply to your text for three hours you're mad and I'm like she's mad and then I'm like'm like, bitch, know me. Yeah, know me. Literally.

All right, we've got one more dear toasters. Hello, Claudia and Taylor. I desperately need your advice on a very unexpected situation. I've made a new friend recently who I really love. She's so fun. We have so much in common. And I literally adore spending time with her. Every time we've hung out in the past, she's been drinking or...

Wait, she's... Wait, hold on. Every time we've hung out in the past, we have been a drinking or walk situation. So when we got dinner last night, I witnessed her eating for the first time. And what I observed was truly shocking. Oh, so I guess they've only hung out going on walks and going for drinks. They've never eaten together. Yes.

So she finally ate with this girl. What's a drinking or walk? Okay, sorry. I want to go on a walk where we drink. I witnessed her eating for the first time and what I saw was truly shocking. So she finally ate with this girl. What's a drinking or what? Okay, sorry. I want to go on a walk where we drink. I witnessed her eating for the first time, and what I saw was truly shocking. She ordered a Cobb salad and started eating it aggressively, just like shoveling the lettuce in her mouth.

There was dressing all over her face. She had put her napkin in her lap, and she really wasn't even using it on the table. She was chewing with her mouth open and talking while eating. Pieces of lettuce were flying everywhere on the table. It was very upsetting. This was weird, but i could overlook it but then she started picking no picking up the cob salad with her hands and i was just like and she was shoveling it in her mouth again again and getting dressing everywhere it was so so weird she wiped her mouth once she was done eating thankfully but all this occurred so quickly and it was just so unpleasant and so odd how do i handle this do i tell her do i just not make meal plans with her moving forward

do i continue to make meal plans but model not disgusting eating behavior for reference the restaurant we were eating at is a pretty standard it's a pretty standard nice-ish american restaurant she's in her mid-20s has a master's degree and is very social and fun so this behavior simply does not make sense to me thanks in advance okay so i'm super triggered because i'm like wait am i this girl no i know i'm like even though like sometimes when i'm around food i lose all sense of rationale and just social decorum and like i will just fucking like chicken tenders to the face but i don't think i've ever gotten to this level to pick up a salad with your hands like that is insane yeah but i'm like i thought you were being dramatic and then when you said she picked up the salad with your hands. It's insane. That is insane. Yeah, but I'm literally like. At first I thought you were being dramatic. And then when you said she picked up a salad with her hands.

I just, I'm just, I just really, I'm like, wait, do I do this? Do I not, do I do this to not realize? Like yesterday I had french fries at lunch. And I was like unwell around them. And they were for the table. And it was, I like, I kept reaching over Stassi. And like, I could see my sleeve like hitting her wine glass. But I didn't care.

No, fries for the table, like are a nice idea in theory but poor in execution I know I just um I don't know what to tell you because I feel like I want to stand up for this girl because I feel like I could be this girl I know I think we at one point in time we've all we've all been this girl maybe she was really hungry like maybe you should go out with her again and see like if it's a pattern or if like it was just like real hunger you said it so earnestly no because i can't lie i've been there like you know when like you literally see food and like you will die if you don't get it in your mouth in the next three seconds like i've been there so like i want to give her maybe she had a really long day and like she just she didn't get you know breakfast in time like i don't. Maybe she's intermittent fasting.

Right. That's what I'm doing right now. Don't fuck with those bitches who intermittent fast. That first meal is like death. You're like a dog. So I would give her one more chance, but honestly, this is inappropriate behavior. But maybe it was just a one-time thing. Yeah, one more chance.

If she does it again, just ghost her. You don't need, you can't be seen with that. You can't be seen with that. Or just continue to go to drinks and walks drinks and walks keep with the drinks and walks oh my god no this is illegal behavior like i really am sad jail for the girl who eats a salad with her hands sorry jail um we're wishing you the best though give her one more chance and then go back to drinks and walks exactly um that's our show oh it's fun i'm like crying i love you so much always thank you for doing this oh my god you know how i feel i am honored i'm always available and taylor actually

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