The Toast - S5 Ep53: The Nono Virus: Friday April 29th, 2022

Episode Date: April 29, 2022

James Corden Leaving ‘The Late Late Show’ in 2023 (Deadline) (10:43)  Ant Anstead Denied Full Custody of Son with Christie Haack (NY Post) (19:22)  Mary Fitzgerald Also Claims Christine Quinn Lied About Having COVID-19 (NY Post) (23:43)  Aqua’s ‘Barbie Girl’ Song Won’t Appear in the Margot Robbie ‘Barbie’ Movie (Variety) (31:38)  Pete Davidson Bursts into Laughter At Blac Chyna’s Lawyer’s Closing Arguments in Court (The News) (35:57)  - The Kardashians Recap (42:29)  The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@JackieOshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast and happy Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend. Friday, Friday. Getting down on Friday. Fun, fun, fun, fun Looking forward to the weekend Good morning, millennials. Happy Friday. Welcome back to The Morning Toast. I am back in studio. We weren't sure if she was going to make it.

It was a yes. It was a no. It was a remote. It was Taylor Strecker. It was back to remote. And that bitch got herself in studio, nipples charred. We're here for it.

You're obsessed with my nipples. And I've actually been praised by the mama community for being so caring and invested in your nipple journey. So for that, mamas, you're welcome. Mamas, get her. No, everything is doing well. There's milk at home. I'm excited to be here because you know what?

It's actually, we were going to maybe do remote today, but then I was thinking it's actually maybe easier for me to come to the studio instead of worrying about getting 60 quiet minutes. Silence, yeah. So I'm happy to be here. Well, you don't know at home won't kill you. It's none of your business what's going on at home. No, it's like he can cry like anytime, but not if we're podcasting.

Right, right. So now he can cry for the hour if that's what he chooses to do with his time. So we just have a few things to discuss. First of all, it is Friday. Our merch, spring merch drop has officially launched. We've got crewnecks, hoodies, sweatpants, beanies, mugs, so many things. ShopMorningToast.com. Jackie and I are both wearing the new 100% white crewneck.

This also comes in blue, but today we both decided to wear the white because we're just so simpatico. We are twinning from head to toe. Like, we wear our hair the same. We're in the same sweatshirt. We're both wearing leggings, and we're both wearing Air Force Ones. What brand are your leggings? They are ASOS Maternity.

They're so comfortable. I should get some. I can't stop wearing them. I'm wearing Danskin. But from my head to my toes, we're literally matching. And I almost wore the same necklace, the two-tone one that Claudia just got. And instead, I wore this really sweet necklace one that Claudia just got and instead I wore this really sweet necklace situation that says Jackie O and Harry. It's the cutest thing. But then we

would have been matching. Except your part is like a little off-center whereas mine's totally centered. No I don't think so. No you don't have like a perfectly middle part. I think it's center. Let me see. No it's literally not. No I think it is. No I don't think it is actually. I don't think so. So merch shopmorningtoast.com not to be confused with Chanel.com. I know it's very confusing for everyone. But also we need to catch up because we kind of dropped a bomb on Wednesday's episode. Just something we were thinking about doing and we wanted... This is the thing. We are a show of the people. Like we cater to our audience most of the time. To a degree. To a degree. But we don don't succumb and we wanted to get your

input on something you know we were thinking about changing but we have heard your cries good morning millennials is going nowhere it is staying we hear you I didn't see one message advocating for us to change I saw like less than 10 yeah so I would say 99% are team GMM and majority rules. And as the old phrase goes, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Agreed. And if a new listener is listening and that's what's turned them off, then you know what? They probably would have been turned off in the next sentence anyway.

Yeah, they weren't ride or die. Right when Claudia started singing. 100%. They're going off about pitbulls. You know what I love about this sweatshirt that I wanted to bring up? I love the design because it's so smart because it says 100% shirt. But the D sort of looks like an A, so it's like 100%. Oh, I also like it because the shape of the font is like a heart.

Well, duh. But I'm saying like. Thank you. Yeah, no, I didn't know if everyone got that. But that's like more subliminal. Yeah, because I just have this like really like detail-oriented, like art-focused eye, so I didn't know if everyone got that. But that's, like, more subliminal. Yeah, because I just have this, like, really, like, detail-oriented, like, art-focused eye. So I didn't know if everyone saw that. So I'm glad that, like, you know, we're all kind of, my influence on everyone is obviously making an impact.

No, but this is, like, giving, like, FedEx logo. Like, the arrow. Yes, there's more that meets the eye. The hidden message in the design. Do you guys know about the hidden arrow in the FedEx logo? I always feel, like, so cool telling people who don't know. I'm like, do you know? Check it out.

Like, if you Google, like, best logos, FedEx is always number one because there's an arrow in it. And it's, like, moving forward because they're always moving your shit. And Amazon with the arrow. From A to Z. Because you can get everything from A to Z, which you really can. Except for Morning Toast merch, which is only available at Chanel. Oh, sorry. Me making my mistake again.

ShopMorningToast.com. Yes. So, get is only available at Chanel. Oh, sorry. Me making my mistake again. Shopmorningtoast.com. Yes. So get yours. Great for spring. That sweatsuit has been my lifeline the past few months. And also even before, while I was pregnant, I was wearing it too. But you didn't see. But the last few months, like all I wear is that.

I can't talk about the pink sweatshirt because I lost both items in the river. Going on a walk, pink sweatsuit. 100%. 100%. 100%. So we have an amazing show for you guys today, but it's going to be a little different. It's not going to be like other shows. It's a little upside down, twisty-turvy. It's opposite day.

It is opposite day. Well, I was picking stories because Jackie was obviously busy. And then the stories that I chose are ones that I'm actually really caught up on. So I just feel like the person who reads the stories should should know more about the story because the other person asks the questions right like there's an aunt and said Christina hack thing in here like you really don't know much about that and I need to tell you about it no you are obsessed obsessed so I decided to do the stories today which means my role of being like saleswoman of the year is actually going to Jackie she'll be doing our three ads today. I will be doing the ads.

You know, I love doing the ads. Do you? Well, probably because I don't do them every day, but I really like to get into them. And these are three brands that they speak for themselves. 100%, just like Canva Pro. Oh, update on Canva Pro. We have not heard from them.

We have not. Aside from just like the standard, they sponsor our show every once in a while, which we're extremely grateful for, you know, great great roi no but they were like not commenting on our instagram or anything and like they didn't even notice our new instagram bio nobody's noticed it yet go check it out i think you'll enjoy it's fucking hysterical um and i just can't wait to beat this joke till it's dead no it's not getting old and i'm never like i feel such inspiration like i feel like when michelangelo was doing the Sistine Chapel,

like, that's how I feel when I'm designing on Canva Pro. And it should come as a shock to no one that Canva Pro is not a sponsor of today's episode. We just felt like chatting about our favorite product. So get your fucking ass up and use Canva Pro. Why do we say favorite? Is it from FabFitFun? Yes. Oh my God.

When we started our show like years and years ago when we were the morning breath our first we used to never do ads never like we didn't have to worry about revenue our show was owned by like a media company so we weren't we were just getting paid salary doing our show right but we got an opportunity to get a sponsor and it was fabfitfun so we were like fuck yes we had to go into like this recording booth and record and we just like could not stop laughing at the script and we were doing it so many times and it was like the fall seasonal box yeah and it was like so many cute items these are my favorite items when you say something just so many times and I've never said the word favorite yeah the same ever again yeah and so now it's my favorite blanket it was like that

shawl blanket thing or like a seasonal candle you know what favorite is maybe I got it from this but it's also am I your favorite camper yeah but camper was after right so maybe I got it from that but I feel like that's how most people would know it from AC's amazing work amazing vernacular huge vocabulary um speaking of vernacular I just um started watching Abbott Elementary have you heard about it I've heard about it it reminds me of The Office you know they like look at the camera but it's like the writing is really funny but the best part I don't know if I'm am I having deja vu have we spoken about this not to me Jessie is one of the teachers at the school she would be an amazing teacher an amazing that's like a really great cast but now she's probably getting typecast in like these sort of counseling roles well no she's like the bad teacher she like

you know she's like a philly girl she knows a guy like who can get her like you know free stolen school supplies like she's like the bad teacher is she bad teacher no no because she really loves the kids she loves the kids. She loves the kids. Got it. It's a really sweet show. Would you recommend to me? It was really hyped up so like I always feel like a little bit let down when a show is so hyped up but it was pretty good. I think you would like it. I have a hard time like focusing. Is there good camper energy? It's more about the teachers. There's not a lot of camper energy. But the writing is very funny. I think you'd like it. Yeah.

Maybe I'll check it out. It's on Hulu. I have so many things to read right now. We're recording Redheads next week. It's never too late to become a Redhead. Ever. So I'm going to spend my weekend reading when I have free time. But maybe next week.

And we're going to do a little TV recap today because we both watched a new episode of The Kardashians. Yes. I'm so excited to recap it. So many thoughts. Me too. It was a really good episode. So I think we should just dive in and get the show on the road. I think we should dive in and I think you should let us in now that we are role reversed. I agree. Here are the past five

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That's N-O-O-M.com slash toast. Now I ask you, what do you have to lose? Noom.com slash toast. Really well done. Really, really well done. Honestly, couldn't have done it better myself. Should I do a twofer? No, we don't need to. Okay. So just for now, that's Noom, you guys. Check it out. First story, the internet is rejoicing. James Corden is leaving The Late Late Show in 2023. I don't feel like that's what the internet was looking for. The internet hates James Corden.

Okay, but like that. But just think about like him leaving means he's free to do more projects. Right. I feel like the James Corden hatred is when he's jumping into everything. Yeah. But like The Late Late Show is James Corden. That's like saying James Corden is leaving Carpool Cairo. It's not like I want someone else to be doing it.

No, no, you're totally right. And okay, so here are the details. He's going to depart ahead of summer 2023. So he extended his contract for one more year. And then by the time he leaves, he will have been doing the show for eight and a half years, which is a major achievement. And here's what he said.

It's been a really hard decision to leave because I'm so immensely proud of the show. I'm thrilled to be extending for a year I always thought I'd do it for five years and then leave and then I stayed on but I've really been thinking about it for a long time thinking there might be one more adventure so he addressed everyone like on on air um and I agree with you like in like if you hate James Corden like him leaving your your nightly tv show sounds great. But no, he honestly couldn't do the thing that made him famous anymore because he was being cast as this annoying character in every movie, every project, every Friends reunion,

that honestly the show has just become a burden to him now. Yeah, and the thing is, I'm someone who sometimes complains when James Corden puts his spin on things. But generally speaking, I actually really like James Corden. I like his energy. And of course, after the motivational speech he gave to Khloe yeah um on Kardashians I think everybody's just like really become a Corden file and so I look forward to seeing what he does next but I think he was really great at that show he was always like making guests feel so comfortable and the

guests the celebrities love him yeah yeah but see this reminds me of a funny tweet that I sent you the other day that I just want to share with the group from Zach Silberg. I know exactly how I want to die. I want to get hit by the carpool karaoke car. So James Corden will have to stop doing it. That is funny. But yes, I agree with you. Like, I'm a person who gets annoyed by James Corden too,

but I've never once gotten annoyed at him on his own show. Right. Because I think the content, I mean, him coming up, well, not him, like his team coming up with Carpool Karaoke. He does, like, all those great segments with Ariana. Harry Styles loves him. I think, like, the one thing he's actually great at and is, like, universally accepted at is his show.

Right. So this doesn't bode well for the interesting predicament James Corden has found himself in so late in his career. Yeah, and I feel like the people who are annoyed by him, it's not like they're watching the Late Late Show, like wishing he wasn't there. Right. That's like saying, I don't like Girl With No Job,

but I watched The Morning Toast. Right, so stop. And she's going to leave, and finally I'll be able to enjoy this show. Like, no, it's his show. So I think for the Cordenphobics, this is not good news. No, it's actually...

You might think that it is, but it's not. It's a wolf in sheep's clothing. But now it also begs the question like who's going to replace on the late late show oh I'm sure they'll do probably a woman because they're really okay but I was thinking like because I you know SNL is like kind of a machine for these late late like what about Keenan oh my god he would be amazing he would be great at NBC like loves him they gave him a sitcom I don't think he wants to leave but there's like no women in late night I feel like that's what's gonna happen should it be us we

can't say that late but like a hundred I went to bed at 9 30 last night I actually I think they pre-record though I stay up so late they pre-record do they I think so okay okay but like what women woman um I mean in like the NBC universe Lilly Singh the YouTuber she got like a 4 a.m slot yeah and it was received very poorly right and I think you get the 4 a.m slot to work your way up to an earlier slot and I I just don't think it was a fit I think I saw a TED talk of her talking about that experience like they filmed it wasn't like a current events show so they filmed 96 episodes in like a month and she said it was like literally the worst experience of her whole life and they were accused of like stealing so many jokes um so I just I actually don't think that that but she came to mind first but I don't know what other

woman is like in the NBC machine no but they could bring someone in yeah but I feel like those jobs are like ones you have to like be in NBC for for a while yeah Morgan. Give it to her. That's a good idea. And she's in the E.P. family. Nightly pop. She's a nighttime girly. Or Justin. Or Justin. Oh, my God. Together.

E. is, like, boosting with talent, but they, like, don't know what to do with their true stars. No. Like, Morgan and Justin are, like, stars. And I feel like E. doesn't know how to take care, like, harness. Foster. Foster that talent. Yeah, I agree. agree also the fact that they don't i mean i know morgan's on maternity leave so the la pop is ever changing but they have not solidified a third co-host since carissa left right and they need to they need to the viewers like stability

yeah because sometimes okay someone's hosting who i like but sometimes someone's hosting who i don't care about so like i need stability yeah what about like I know this is couldn't couldn't happen because he already has a show but like Andy yeah it couldn't happen because he already has right but like I feel like he's always wanting to do bigger things yeah outside of Bravo I mean and we're saying like Watch What Happens Live really feels like it's on his last leg because Andy's so over it so I could see um that would just be so weird to like quit your late night show for another late night show even though it's obviously like a bigger network.

Yeah. But it's later. Yeah it's later. He could do both. He barely wants to do the one. Let me know who you think's gonna replace James Corden because I find that really interesting. And what do we think James Corden does next? You know? Just more musicals. More musicals. More cameos. More showing up everywhere doing everything

maybe oh also I know we were talking last week about um when Downton Abbey is gonna come out and it is coming out May 20th yeah the suppression of Downton Abbey has ended the censorship is over it's coming out May 20th it already came out in the UK and I'm so excited. And all the cast, they had like a big premiere in London and they did like so much content on TikTok. Yeah. It was splendid. Seeing the cast of Downton Abbey in the wild is how it feels the same as like the Game of Thrones,

which we hadn't gotten in a while where it's like they're so costumed up for the period piece that when you see them in real life and like they have their hair dyed and they're wearing like lipstick, which didn't exist. And big gowns like it's crazy. It was shocking. No and it was so good like I loved all the content everyone looked great and like you know I've been really hard on her but major shout out to Edith for

literally owning the red carpet like she was the only queen on that carpet. She was the snatcher. She was the snatcher. She looked snatcher she looked amazing um branson looked good too i think branson i'm not a branson girl i'm a branson file i think branson is so hot branson is like scott disick oh he is scott disick yeah yeah because he's just like a part of the family for sure always will be and like they just love him so they keep him around even though technically like they don't have to yeah and. And like he keeps working with the family. Right. Brings a lot to the table.

So much. Like those pigs aren't going to tend themselves. Definitely not. And I'm talking about like actual pigs on the farm in Downton. If you watch Downton that wasn't insulting. And if you don't watch Downton like there's enough time now to watch it before the movie comes out. Yeah.

Do you want to tell everyone why they should watch Downton? Yeah. Because like I was a Downton hater. Like I was like. I used to come on the show and like I was watching Downton for the first time. I would recap my journey and Claudia would roll her eyes, be on her phone, not listen to a thing I had to say. And then. Because like if you're not a history girl, which I'm not, like it's so easy to roll your eyes at like historical pieces.

And the thing is like I know nothing about history, but it doesn't matter because like the show is just so good. It's like a drama. It's like it's literally Gossip Girl. Right. And like right. You're just watching the drama. But then you are subliminally learning about history and like the World War One. The Titanic.

Right. And you know what? Every time I'm watching Downton like when I was watching it and now they keep continuing the saga like we have to eventually get to the Holocaust. Right. I know. And like not to be a hater but like holocaust content is like so sad agreed just to cheer you up like in the uk like they didn't get it's obviously it

wasn't like poland they didn't get holocaust there but it is world war ii and like george and like george is probably going to war right how is he gonna fare right little sibby's cooking with rations right how is she gonna How is she going to fare? Right. Makes you think. It really does make you think. So what year was the... The movie was 1927, the first movie. So we still got like 12 years. Yeah, no, we're not going to...

Unless they keep going for a really long time, we're not going to get to World War II. Right. The Dowager was noticeably absent. Maggie Smith. Is that her name? Yeah. In real life, absent from the premiere.

She's busy doing that. She's busy, but it is confirmed that she's in the film. She is in the film. Okay. Yeah. Thank God. Thank god. So you know who's not in the film? James Corden. Thank you for bringing it back to James Corden and you know what I wouldn't be surprised if he had a cameo. He's British. Like honestly stranger things have happened. He would be great. He would if there was a musical number like I could see that for him. Okay next up is a story like I'm particularly invested in um it's the Christina Hack and Anstead Tarkham who's a Heather Rae Young love rhombus um another

major drama you know Christina got remarried she used to be married to Ant Anstead who's now dating Renee Zellweger I know Auntie Anstead and they had a baby together Ant and Christina and yesterday Ant Anstead requested full custody, like saying all these things that Christina is a terrible mother, she uses the child as a social media prop, and she's with her children nine days out of the month. Like really vicious. But a judge has denied his request for full custody

of the two-year-old son that he shares with ex-wife Christina Hack that happened this morning, and his rep had no comment. comment but it's really messy like messier than you thought that you think the Ansteads can't go lower here they are okay I feel like before I became a mom I would have been like okay we'll see how this plays out whatever but now it's like she has to have be a really atrocious mother for like him to get full custody because he's like a really vengeful piece of shit right because like the way moms put everything on their back like to take a child away from a mom like that like she has to be awful or or like he just fucking hates her and it's because the judge denied it right like if there was actual proof he said the child was

in danger like she wasn't making a safe space so if that were actually true the judge would have had to approve it so assuming he's lying he's a colossal piece of shit right she carried this child in her womb and from her loins for 10 months you tell them birthed him like the it's just like the nerve of these men the nerve of the nerve and you know i have to assume he's not telling the truth because the judge the judge denied it yeah like if there was actually like unsurmountable insurmountable proof that like she was making the home a dangerous environment and not proper neglect or whatever the judge would have no choice but to grant custody or at least temporary custody to aunt yeah but there was no proof i guess yeah

and you know what like in this whole love rhombus, if I had to choose one person to, like, side with, even though she's kind of messy, she's been married so many times, I think I would choose Christina. Because she was married to Tarek. And I don't think Tarek was an easy man to be married to. I think she put up with a lot. And now Ant is married to Renee. Just dating.

It's too much. I don't know these people. I don't know the players enough to, have a real opinion about them. But I think like taking a child away from their mother full time is just wrong unless like it's egregious and it doesn't sound like it is. But also speaking of custody, did you see about Olivia Wilde? I did. And how she was served papers, custody papers. And so me and Taylor, and Taylor has um when she was hosting with me yesterday she actually has experience serving papers because she's been divorced and she tells you exactly like you choose exactly where to yeah where to do it so it could have been really intentional or then

after we wrapped the episode I got of legal experts telling me if you have been dodging your served like your papers that they're trying to serve you they will go to any means necessary to serve you so it's possible that a Jason Sudeikis tried to embarrass her on purpose and do it there or she's been dodging these papers and they had no choice but to do it in a public place of work they're very they've always been like a private couple I don't even know how many kids they have like they're very low yeah I have to imagine this was the last resort for him I agree um but still that's a wild thing to experience so embarrassing these events like even if you're you know d-list you can't get in how did this legal messenger get into that's

literally what i said i'm like it's one of these huge las vegas conference centers like there's security everywhere olivia wilds on stage i don't know so then i got like backstage then i was asking taylor like if you're a paper server man do you have like a badge i don't think it's that serious i don't know but also like it's just this business conference so someone handed her an envelope like you know maybe it was important paperwork for the panel you know yeah but still how did he get backstage he didn't get backstage he literally walked up to the front of the stage and like handed a term was like this is for you interesting that's crazy yeah that's really jarring it is and she went on with the panel like a pro so

kudos there yeah for sure so um the Anne Anstead Tarek Christina and her new husband um Love Rambus continues and we will always keep you updated on this story because they never sleep these are the stories that matter and they never sleep all right a little more reality tv news Mary Fitzgerald is also claiming that Christine Quinn lied about having COVID. Have you seen this? Mary from Selling Sunset. Yeah. Okay.

She's a one name wonder. She's just Mary. Literally hate. So the season wrapped and they were filming a reunion this week. And then last minute Christine was tested positive for COVID and couldn't show up. Which was obviously very convenient seeing as how literally she does not have one friend on the cast. Okay.

And then Chrishell came out and said that she thinks Christine is lying. And then Mary now just came out and said she thinks Christine is lying. And two days after the reunion, Christine did go to a photo shoot. Okay. I haven't watched the new season, but I know that I'll still be team Christine because everyone has the same personalities, I'm assuming. Yeah. But I also saw something that maybe towards the end of the season it's like a little redemptive for Christine. Chrishell so I'm only halfway through but Chrishell like

starts acting as terrible as Christine like saying just as bad like kind of things. So I feel like even though Christine doesn't have friends like she's always in that situation and I feel like she wouldn't shy away from an opportunity to like let herself be known right and like even I think a reunion setting would actually come up really well for Christine because you could see how all of the other girls are kind of getting up on her so even if Christine is wrong about stuff like that's just never a good look yeah um it's possible that she's lying about having COVID I personally don't care I personally don't care either and I just want to say like one of the many blessings that came out of the pandemic I'm not many one of the few blessings that came out of the torturous pandemic is like we all have a lie that we can go to and like no one can really

question us because are you want to question me having COVID fine I'll come into the office yeah no totally you don't even have to like lie and say you have COVID you could say like I have a cough like and I haven't gotten test yet. Do you still want me to come? Right, right. I'm not feeling well. Yeah. And like, if you're not feeling well,

any sort of illness that you have, stay the fuck home. Like that's the lesson that should be learned. And that's what it always should have been. And it doesn't have to be COVID for you to stay home because there are things

that are worse and more contagious than COVID too. So even if you get a negative test, it doesn't mean you should leave your house. 100%. Ever heard of that stomach bug that's going around? That's notovirus. That's what they're calling it? It has a name. It should be called nonovirus doesn't mean you should leave your house ever heard of that stomach bug that's going that's notovirus that's what they're calling it has a name it should be called no no virus it should be called no no no it should be called not again it should be called no and i just want to

say this is something that i haven't shared yet um but when claudia had the virus yeah she did bequeath it to me. I did. I did. I queefed all over the place. I did get that virus. It was horrible. My initial experience was the same as yours, but then we took two different paths. Like you stayed sick for a few days of like, um, stomach issues.

I had like a really, um, strong case. And I think when I, by the time I passed it on to you I had whittled it down. No but like I had a different case because I had 12 hours of like really bad stomach issues and then the next day I had a fever which you never had. Oh yeah. So but then so I had a shorter experience but I think it was more compact. Right did I also give it to Zach? And then I bequeathed it to him. It was a really horrible few days and I wasn't ready to talk about it until now a month later. Yeah and I will totally take responsibility like for giving it to you but I do think like we shouldn't forget who gave it to me and that's Ben's offer of course Ben bears a lot of responsibility

but like you gave it to me no I walked into your home with like she came into with the virus sitting dormant in my stomach she's texting saying Ben's not feeling well who wants to hang out right she was like he has food poisoning. So she came over. I was like, by the way, like your husband's sick. Are you bringing the sickness to our house? She's like, no, it's food poisoning. It's not contagious.

I stand by that statement. Brought it into the house. I stand by that statement. If it was food poisoning, it hypothetically would not have been contagious. No, but it's like, oh, I'm not feeling well. Let me go see my sister with her newborn baby. Yeah. Well, the thing is, is like one thing about me is that I'm a selfish queen. And it's like, I'm on death's door gotta see harry like i just need to feel like i need to feel skin to

skin with harry we had so much skin to skin yesterday yeah you got really good cute oh my god he was like in such a perfect mood like right after his nap right before he ate like just so delicious so perfect so big so big so chunky so chunky like you guys these cheeks not to rub it in because you'll never see a photo of him. Like don't be jealous. He's literally poo poo. You know knock wood. The most gorgeous child I've literally ever seen in my life.

Like all the other babies. Quaking. Co-waking. I never saw a kid like that in my life. Oh my god that's really sweet. Perfect skin. I feel like everybody feels that way about their kin. No I've seen some ugly kids.

No but like you don't know them. No. And everybody feels that way about their kin. No, I've seen some ugly kids. No, but like you don't know them. No. And everyone feels that way about their kin. No, no, because I know some kids I'm related to who are plenty ugly. No, you don't. No, I do. I do. You do?

Distant cousins, you know? Not Michaela or Harry. Okay, okay. They could never be ugly. But you know some kids, you see people on Facebook, they're like, oh, that's my cousin's kid. No, I'm totally kidding. Half kidding.

So. So thank you for bequeathing it to me. And Harry was fine. Thank God. But also, that's the power of breastfeeding. Those antibodies. Oh, my God. They were working overtime.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. So we were saying nonivirus Christine. So Christine probably doesn't have COVID. I just want to put that on the record. I also noticing like when celebrities or influencers are posting like, oh, food poisoning. It's like no you didn't. No. You had the no-no. You had the no-no and then it's just it's the great equalizer. Like you're envisioning them. Them sweating. Experiencing what you experienced. Yeah I'll really never. Maybe

shitting on a heating pad. I'll never forget um that time of my life. Like it was especially the first three days. Like it was non-stop and like I'm screaming for help like to Ben. Like, it was, especially the first three days, like, it was nonstop. And, like, I'm screaming for help, like, to Ben, like, as if he can do anything, you know? Yeah. No, there's nothing anyone can do for you. There's nothing you can even do for yourself, except, I can't stress this enough,

if you have to vomit, sit on the toilet. Like, just don't ask questions and just do it. Don't ask questions. Like, don't be like, why? Just shut up and do it, okay? You'll find out soon enough. You'll find out soon enough um but christine if you are sick we are truly wishing you the best yeah we are and i you know

what like christine to me is a queen like if she didn't want to go to the reunion she shouldn't have to agree like she shouldn't suffer these fools i'm sorry no the fools losers and she also is a new mom so like well not that she's a year out now but like yeah no her kids like seven but yeah i'm sure she'd rather be home with her bebet than suffer these fools 100% um is there something you want to say there is something I want to say because before we get into the next story I absolutely have to let you know that is brought to you by third love and you know what my life is brought to you by third love right now because for third love it's their 24-7 classic t-shirt bra that is getting me through it's their number one bra for a reason.

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Aqua's Barbie Girl song won't appear in the movie. Come on Barbie let's go party is the immortal refrain. Oh my god. Who uttered those immortal words? Aqours! From the 1997 song Barbie Girl, but when it comes to the upcoming Margot Robbie movie, Aqours hasn't been invited to join in on the fun. And despite fans insisting that the Euro pop banger, which has clocked up over a billion views on YouTube, should appear in the soundtrack to the Mattel and Warner Brothers film,

Variety understands that there are no plans for that to happen. The song will not be used in the movie. Ulrich Mahler-Jorgensen, who manages Aqua, lead singer Lene Nistrom, tells Variety. And Variety reached out to Warner Brothers for comment. No response. But it appears as though, like, they haven't made any sort of... Is there something funny that I said?

No, but if Ollechmeyer Jorgensen... That was a really good pronunciation, I just want to say. If Ollechmeyer Jorgensen said it's not going to be in the movie, it's not going to be in the movie. It's Ulrich, first of all. And he manages, or she, I'm not sure, manages Aqua, lead singer Lene Nistrom. So, yeah. That means it's not happening. Aqua has not been contacted okay so you know what this means this means that opportunity they have written an original song that absolutely has to be better otherwise it's a floppy old moment and

I'm gonna be hopeful that they didn't reach out to Aqua because they have a better song right like who do we see even the whole soundtrack will probably be like a moment who do we see like I see Little Mix on there I see Little Mix right I love Little Mix so much they're on tour right now Madison Beer they're not coming to like the U.S. anytime soon no they're on like a breakup tour no but they're like they're on a tour they they said that they're taking a break but they're still working like every damn day but this is like their farewell tour every now i'm on i'm on little mix little mix talk yeah i'm on little mix ig and they're literally like every show hysterically crying oh my god they're so fucking cute and like bring the show to new york like yeah don't be shy don't

be shy don't be shy we'll buy tickets your love is enough to knock me off my feet all week we'll buy the tickets and by the way every time we talk about Little Mix, like some Little Mix stan clips it and puts it on Little Mix Twitter. And they're so kind to us. So Little Mix Twitter, like we do a show every Monday through Friday on YouTube. Come join our community. And I just love Little Mix with my whole heart. There is a Little Mix song for every occasion.

Like Feeling Sad, Little Mix. Working Out, Little Mix. Going to the club pre-gaming, Little Mix. Black Magic. Little Mix. And it's called Blackgaming, Little Mix. Black Magic. Little Mix. And it's called Black Magic. And it's called Black Magic. Take a sip of my secret potion.

I'm gonna make you fall in love. For a smile that can't be broken. Oh my god, I can replace Jessie. One drop could be enough. Boy, you belong to me. I got the recipe. And it's called Black Magic. And it's called black magic. And it's called black magic.

And you ever see the music video? There's like this black fart following them around. It's gorgeous. And like that's one of those songs that should be on Rolling Stone's top 100 songs of all time. And the fact that it isn't just like delegitimizes their whole enterprise. And what's the song Wings? These wings are made to fly. And we don't let nobody bring us down.

Oh, and you know what my favorite song is of all time, and it happens to be Little Mix, with like David Guetta? This ain't a heartbreak anthem. I don't care. Like every time I'm at a club, I'm like, put it on. It's so good. There are so many good songs. They actually just came out with a song for like their farewell album

called In Between. And they reference their own lyrics. Like they reference when they got their wings and like all of all these like songs that are their most popular songs. So they're just like musical geniuses. I know. And like they are going on hiatus, whatever that means. I remember when I heard that One Direction. So I don't know what that means. And there's plans for I um Jade is doing solo music like it's it's happening yeah but just even if they never gave us another song like

we need to sit in what we have and appreciate everything that they've given their discography and I saw them doing an interview just like about their career as a whole because they really are like ending their time for now and the one thing they said that they wish they focused on more is like becoming bigger in america girls yeah because they're doing like arenas all over the uk but i think if they came here they would do much smaller venues like they're not yeah they would they're not super well known yeah they're literally the spice girls like they're incredible also um and i think their vibe is so much better without j. Like it was clearly like... Yeah, because these three love each other. Sisters. So much. Also the song Salute is just like the most female empowering song.

Oh! Shout out to my ex. You're really quite the man. You made my heart break and that made me who I am. Here's to my ex. Hey look at me now. Well I'm I'm all the way up I swear you'll never you'll never bring me down. I think we just me now. Well, I'm all the way up. I swear you'll never, you'll never bring me down. I think we just harmonized. I think we did too. So good. So good. Where were we? Barbie. Oh, so who do we think would be, Little Mix

really would be good on the soundtrack, but who else? Like Doja Cat? Yeah. Oh, that would be good. Lizzo. Yeah, so I hope that they... I'm i'm optimistic me too i hope that it's a thing don't let me down don't let me down i hope that they like make it a thing like how they made the charlie's angels movie soundtrack like i hope that's like a huge part of the launch yeah it better be sick yeah better be all right are you ready for our fifth and final story that is going

to lead us into our tv recap of keeping up the kardashian, no, sorry. The Kardashians. It's funny. The Kardashian show, it's called The Kardashian Sulu. It's called Keeping Up. Well, there's more legal news because their trial with Blac Chyna has come to an end. But on the final day, like so much stuff happened. OK, give it to me. Pete was there. I heard. And like he embraced Kim. She walked out, gave him a hug, maybe a kiss, and then they left together. And it was just like beautiful. Pete was also caught hysterically laughing because in their fine in their closing statements the kardashian lawyer was just really trying to prove how like china was this abusive person and she was like i mean who breaks a gingerbread house because you know they have those big fancy gingerbread houses and pete thought that was hilarious that is really funny but then also really interestingly is that

before the final statements black china's lawyer and by the way black china's mom has been hilarious. That is really funny. But then also really interestingly is that before the final statements, Blac Chyna's lawyer, and by the way Blac Chyna's mom has been barred. Are you okay? You choking? Just a little bit of wrong pipe action. Okay, we never know with you, so take your time. I'm okay. You know Blac Chyna's mom was banned from the court. She was literally standing outside talking to paparazzi, but she couldn't go in. But before the closing statements, Blac Chyna's lawyer asked if Chyna could redo her 11-hour testimony.

And when asked why, she said because they had to bring into evidence the Vachina picture, which I'm sure was actually really awkward and embarrassing for Blac Chyna. And she said she couldn't focus on the testimony after that and really threw her through a loop. So she'd like to redo her 11 hour testimony and the judge said no. Got it. I saw that she was not pleased and she wanted to redo because she was like shooketh from all of that. But all of that was in discovery so she knew it was going to come up.

And it was on Instagram. Like Rob put her. No but like you prepare for a trial and like you know what's coming. You know what you're going to be asked about. Anything that's going to be submitted as evidence like both sides already know yeah so and not to say that it probably wasn't no but like you you prepare for that right you shouldn't right so they said no and this is over and I guess we just wait now we wait and see so I don't know I'm still a little like fuzzy on the details in terms of

like so she is suing them but they're also counter suing her so is this the same trial or they have to go to another trial for the counter sue i don't know and it's also like 100 million dollars right so i don't think black china is gonna win like i think that they provided enough evidence to prove that robin china was canceled for a million reasons not because the kardashians didn't like her but because she was an extremely abusive and like scary person right and also it was rob extremely abusive and like scary person. Right. And also it was Rob and Chyna and then they were broken up.

Right. So therefore, there is no Rob and Chyna. Right. That's such a good point as well. But I love that Pete was there for her. Yeah. Really sweet.

Even though after this most recent episode of Kardashians. Colin Jost. Are you shipping? No. Is that what you were going to say? I'm like really back to loving Kanye and like how he would do anything for his family.

That too. Part of me, like my heart breaks a little. Yeah. Like watching that on TV and then in the same week Kim is sharing the live photo of her and Pete kissing at John and Vinny's, you know? Yeah. Okay. That's very true.

I was just shipping Kim and Colin Jost because did you see those arms? Colin. Colin. Did I see those arms? I feel like anytime Colin Jost is spotted in a t-shirt, which isn't a lot. No, because he sits behind that desk. In a suit and tie. But anytime I see him in a t-shirt, which now is only the second time.

It's shocked. I am reminded of what a beautiful man he really is. And I agree that scene at Zero Bond, like that angle the light they were reflecting off of Colin's t-shirt it was it was something else and like the height difference between Kim and Colin but if I didn't love Colin and Scar Jo so much like I would ship but I my brain doesn't let me go and I love Kim and people when I just saw them together I was like makes you think that's the cool thing about single Kim like any person she talks to I'm like ship interesting factoid ship I'm about to start shipping her and Simon like that's the cool thing about single kim like any person she talks to i'm like ship interesting factoid ship i'm about to start shipping her and simon like that's how yeah

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three the girlies are in New York they're really dragging out Saturday Night Live like literally the whole episode was one day I'm not complaining because they're giving us more of the things that we love that they didn't think that we would love like they were giving us back in the day like stories of let's adopt a monkey and see how it happens now give us Chloe and Glam love to see it Chloe is really shining and I have to say like these first couple episodes have really been about Kim and Courtney like Courtney and her engagement Kim in this big moment in SNL and you can tell Chloe's such a good sister because she's so genuinely happy for her sisters when she said to Chris like Chris you're a boss bitch you're a giving birth for a legend for

giving birth to the boss ass bitch that is she's so happy for her family and she's so like lifts other people up and I think a lot of people might feel like jealous or like you know insecure like why isn't this about me and I think that's a normal reaction for people but like she's so genuine in the sense like crying so happy for Kourtney crying so proud of Kim like everyone needs a friend a sister like Khloe Kardashian it's so admirable to see like a woman who really actually not even in a joking way is out here supporting other women yeah I was watching it and um that's funny that was your takeaway because the way I was feeling like I feel like Kim and Khloe remind me so much of me and you yeah yeah yeah like because one they're like talk all the time they're so close like Kim is always shining you

would be the Kim in this situation like you're always shining like you're always doing big things you're always putting yourself out there and Khloe is just like so genuinely supportive and that's how I feel about you like Khloe is really Kim's number one fan I really feel like I'm your number one fan so nice and I just feel like the dynamics of their family, it's always been like people would be like, who's the who in your family, whatever. But I feel like on a personality level, it's maybe a little different. Like I feel like my personality is very similar to Kim's. To Kim's, yes.

And you are very like Khloe, like you're magnetic. Everyone wants to be around you. You're a life of the party. Oh my God, I'm loving this conversation. Kim is just like very logical, very calm. Yeah. Like that is more so me. A hundred percent. I feel like in their relationship, they remind me so much of you and I,

even how they're always with Chris. It's always like, we're so close with our mom. Totally. We're all just like talking about the rest. That's actually so true. Talking about the rest of the family. Talking about the rest of the family, like helping everyone make decisions. Oh, like Travis needs to help her pose. Like that's literally the three of us with Shapiro. Yeah. By the way, Shapiro and Olivia are Travis and Courtney 100% like so in their own world obsessed with each other and then Margot is a combination of Kendall and Kylie yeah like doing her own thing such a great little sis but like you know taking on the world Kylie like driving with her snacks and saying she was gonna vomit like that was reminding me so much of you that was our mukbang yeah literally going in and out and why

didn't they show us them eating the burgers I know like we would have loved to see that um but I really got like extremely choked up during the laptop scene even though like I knew what was coming first of all seeing Kim crying Kim is so funny finally allowed herself to cry right I've never seen someone with such control over her emotions like the way she literally wills herself to stop crying when she's wearing makeup and then she's like getting choked up. She's like, oh, wait, I'm not wearing makeup. And totally allows herself to break down. That scene was like so, so special. And it made me so sad for like how much things have changed till now with Kanye.

And I know he did it like for Kim, but he really did it for his kids and his family to protect them. But it was so sweet. And like that's why he flew coach. Yeah. No, it was a gorgeous moment. It's why he flew coach yeah no it was a gorgeous moment it was really nice to see Kanye again on this show and I'm just so glad that like it's over for Kim like I I could feel what she was really and to get that relief right before this big major event SNL like must have been just the best feeling yeah and I didn't know that like for

all these years it's like weighed on her so much like I assumed like the tape came out and like that was the worst of it but just knowing like there was more stuff. Or that someone else had she didn't have it. Yeah or that someone out there there was more stuff like she didn't know what the more stuff was but that's just pit inducing and now I'm dying to know how Kanye got it back if he didn't write a check. Right. I think he maybe just wielded his power as fucking Kanye West yeah and Ray J who like is a little shit but like is not dumb like I don't think Kanye is the type of person you want to cross yeah it was really really special and I'm glad that she allowed herself to cry because I feel like all the times like even when Alice Johnson was released from prison she was at that

photo shoot and she couldn't cry and we always see her like holding back her tears but we've never and aside from when she divorced Chris Humphries like we've really never seen her like cry about something like so deeply emotional and it was beautiful to see her cry it was beautiful and i actually thought something else really interesting first of all that dinner at milo's looked just gorgeous um and chloe was like they always like rag on chris for like always crying and talking about the old days but i understood what chloe was saying she's like our life is so amazing right now like mom's always missing it because she's thinking about you know when she was a flight attendant and she's like crying in the corner and then you know in 20 years she's gonna be thinking about this dinner but she wasn't even fully present yeah so like

I thought that was Shapiro for a second that's that guy outside looks nothing like him like not even at all the way that the lights are I can't really see actually yeah just the silhouette I thought I was like Shapiro you heard us talking about you. I agree. But also, I feel like Chris hasn't gotten the memo that this new show isn't about antics. Because her running around 57th Street. Let's go see my old apartment. Right.

But her and Corey walking through the streets with all these cameras and these people being like, what is going on? Was a little cute, but the antics have got to stop. And you know she was trying to rope Chloe into going with her. Chris is the antics queen 100%. And like she needs we don't need antics like Chris like even you just sitting around with Corey that does it for me. Corey was such a star. I completely agree. He was the star of the episode. I love him and I know that they're I think they're gonna cover it there's like some rocky road ahead for them. What do you mean? There was like a video going around of Corey. What?

Yeah. Being unfaithful. No. Yeah. Was it real? Yeah. He was really unfaithful? Yeah.

In current times? In current times. Since when? I'd never heard of it. I don't know. But I like how Corey like matches Chris's energy. Like he's letting his gray hair grow out. Like I think he's trying to age himself.

No. He is just like the man of everyone's dreams I'm obsessed with him I'm obsessed with him I'm obsessed with their relationship I'm obsessed with like the girl's relationship to him I think it's so beautiful and I really like love Travis even though we haven't even seen him we just talked to him on the phone I love how much he respects the family how he went to Kim and Chris yeah he went to the grave like he went to the grave he's really like a stand-up guy I'm actually so happy for Courtney like he even though he's like this punk rock king like is a little choogy yeah he was like I want to do it on the beach in the shape of a heart with a t and a k choogalicious

not what I would expect he's not like other drummers he's traditional in a sense yeah really really cute um so it was really good I love seeing like their workplace like Kylie Cosmetics office I just love the little details of things we don't normally see. And my only complaint is that it's a little slow. Even though what a star-studded zero bond after party. I want to talk more about that. But that's not what I expected an SNL after party to be. Like everyone kind of just like sitting around getting drinks.

Okay, so I've been to one. For who? For Luke Holmes. I forget who the guy was. It was, uh. Ooh, Luke Holmes. Oh, it was J.J. Watts. Is that his name?

Ooh, J.J. Watts. So it was the same vibe, but at a much less fabulous location. It was this random fucking bar in Hell's Kitchen. So obviously for Kim, they glammed it up. Zero Bond, for those who don't know, is a sickening members club. I wonder if the guest gets to choose, sort of. I don't think so, but I think for Kim,

it was such an affair. Yeah. And also, when she comes to New York, she only goes to Zero Bond. Right. gets to choose sort of i don't think so but i think for kim like it was such an affair yeah that like and also when she comes to new york she only goes to zero right so um i don't think they're all as glamorous as that but the energy is still very much everyone grabbing drinks and sitting at tables got it cute i always thought the snl after party was like a rager no when i went i was like oh this is cute like kind of cocktails with the co-workers we're like bored we were just waiting for luke like yeah that's what it looked like very low-key i assume it was like when they talk about the after party i thought it was a rager because they do work very hard all week and i do think that this show

has given me more of an appreciation for how hard the snl cast i completely agree we're always like they work one day a week um definitely we were we were wrong just say it yeah no we were wrong they work very hard on that day. Yeah. And in the days leading up. Yeah. And it's, I'm sure, a very stressful job. Agreed.

And so every week they decompress with an after party. Yeah. That works. And the way Chris Rock, like, just respects the hell out of Kim, like, obsessed. Obsessed. The way Kim respects the hell out of Bowen Yang. Bowen Yang. Bowen Yang.

When he was like, you want to take a picture? It was literally us and Olivia Colbaugh. You recognize me? That was so cute. I love Bo and Yang. Who was wearing sequins on the show? Did you just find

a sequin on your chair? On this table. I've been playing with it. Let me look at our Instagram to see who wore pink sparkles. I don't think anyone. Where'd it come from? Not Paige.

Not Stassi. Not Remy. Not Tayshia. Not Ben. Mystery sequins. Not Joeyassi. Not Remy. Not Tayshia. Not Ben. Mystery sequin. Not Joey Camasta. Not... I mean, Paige is wearing pink, but no, there's not a sequin in sight.

Very interesting. I'm not somebody using our studio to have an affair. Someone's been here. Ben. Not a single person. Okay. I just went through all the guest co-host pictures. Now, this is a mystery.

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