The Toast - S5 Ep54: The First Monday in May: Monday, May 2nd, 2022

Episode Date: May 2, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Monday. Hope everyone had an amazing weekend. I am delighted, overjoyed, and ecstatic to be sitting here with my girl, Original Recipe. Morning Toast. Happy Monday, motherfuckers. Original Recipe. Hey, Claude. It's so great to see you. I feel like we're really getting back into a schedule, and I actually have some programming news that I'd like to share with the class. Huge. Even though, like, it's huge, but people, there will be a group of people who are utterly disappointed.

There will be. But Claudia put out the schedule for this week of the Toast. We're only doing shows Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, because your girl is performing at MSG on Thursday. We'll talk about that in a little bit. We'll talk about that in a little bit. And Ben was supposed to be here tomorrow, but I realized tonight is the Met Gala.

Your girl, me, needs to be here tomorrow to break down the fashion hogwash that we're about to see obviously so Jackie is here Monday she's here Tuesday wait oh she's here Wednesday so three episodes Jackie's here and yes apologies for the the bend stands for the bend stands but also for the short week but for those who may not know Thursday is my final show of this tour and it's in New York it's at Madison Square Garden Theater and it's going to be sickening so I'm not going to do a show the day of obviously I like really need to prepare and then the next day like I will be hung over into oblivion so I just don't think it's wise to no you need you don't perform at MSG and then like go back to your podcast next day you

know i'm too good for this podcast i'm kidding you need to decompress it's also snitch's birthday it's just like a big weekend there's no way that you would be performing like it's just not happening so also for me that works three days on two days off and i'm just so excited to see the show it's going to be an mno for me it's really my first like big night out. We had a little girly dinner on Saturday night. I got out of the house and we just went to dinner and it was so stunning. It was so nice. And you had a glass of wine. I had a glass of wine, really nursed it. I was really just like there to stuff my face though, because I haven't, I went to a restaurant a few weeks ago, but before that I haven't been to a restaurant since September. And like,

I miss restaurant food. Like I miss getting something right when it comes out of the kitchen not when it was biked up right 40 minutes and delivered to me later as a piece of slaw no and it's like a gorgeous choreography like there's bread we were at a Mediterranean restaurant there was hummus then there was the appetizers then there was the entrees then there was a complimentary dessert that was really fucking good so it was a cacophony uh a symphony right so I really missed the food of dining out so I was just immensely enjoying and it was a great night a great like dipping my toe back in right to the social scene of New York City social scene it felt really good to be out but I was exhausted when you got home when I got home so who even knows what Thursday night has in store for me it's gonna be a marathon unwell unwell I just twisted the LV breast pump um

which is oh my god no I would oh I was gonna slap you upside the head I'm like you are out of control no LV it's a brand E-L-V-I-E. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I'm dying. This bitch. I wouldn't put it past you. No, if LV had made one, yeah. Who else but me would buy it? No, the LV. So remember how I had to bring my home machine in here the other day? This one is just two little things that you stick in your bra.

I could be pumping right now, and you wouldn't even know. So I think if it comes in time, that's what I would bring for your show. You could pump backstage. I could pump backstage, but I also don't want to bring my briefcase with me. No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't bring your briefcase with you. But I did tell you, you should leave a pump at the studio. Yeah.

Yeah. We have a fridge. Yeah, I could do that too. But let's, I'm going to see how this goes. And that way I could have more longevity. Okay. Also, if you give me enough time time I can order a pump on Amazon and have it in the dressing room so you could just like have it there that's so nice and so I could

I'll figure it out don't worry about me you have enough on your plate no I'm so excited I'm also doing a show Wednesday night at like a smaller venue Chelsea Music Hall just because I've been off the road for like three weeks I got a you know you're a little rusty I'm a little rusty and there was a bunch of toasters who couldn't make it Thursday night so now we're doing Wednesday night. Small little show, Chelsea Music Hall. It sold out.

I apologize for like bringing it up. So I'm excited. It's like a big week, you know. It's a lot. It's like a big week. It's a big week. It's my show. It's Snatchler's birthday.

I just have like so many social events I was invited to. Then it's Mother's Day. Like is everyone else feeling like it's been so, oh my God, my eye does not stop twitching. Maybe it's the stress. Like for the last 48 hours.

You're like Kyle from Summer House. But I'm really not stressed. I'm actually feeling quite good, honestly. Maybe it's subconscious. It's your subconscious saying we're stressed. It was happening to me in my sleep last night. Speaking of things that happened to me in my sleep last night, I want to shout out to everyone in New York City

who presumed we were under attack in the middle of the night last night because there was the most thunderous thunder that ever thundered. It was so scary. It didn't sound like traditional thunder. It was not like other thunder. So I was like, what is that sound? It sounded like a cannon.

In the words of Luke Holmes, rain was driving thunder and lightning. Right, exactly. Speaking of Luke Holmes. Speaking of Luke Holmes. We're killing the transitions I know the thunder was so scary thunder from down under uh not as good as that show waking up in the middle of the night from the weather elements but I do am I so bizarre that like I like when it's rains on the weekends and it's nice during the week because I feel other people are the opposite

but like I during the week like you have to leave your house to go to work and stuff so I would like pleasant weather for that yes but if it's raining on the weekends like you're kind of forced to stay inside and have a cozy vibe I completely agree when it was Monday morning and it was raining I was like darn darn darn no and like in in my sleep I heard the rain so I'm like oh it's Sunday night when we wake up it's not gonna be Monday and disgusting outside I'm like oh this sucks but if I heard the rain on a Saturday night I would be like this is so cute so cute gorgeous I agree with you even though like nice weather on the weekend is nice like for an alfresco for normal dining for normal people but I agree completely okay great also allergy season is here

so make sure to take your allergen and you know Ben Soffer is a really big advocate of Walzer do you know what that is? No. So obviously Ben loves Zyrtec, or as he weirdly pronounces it, Zyrtec. But that shit is like low-key expensive. And Dwayne Reed makes a brand. It's called Wal-Zyrtec. It's like Walgreens Zyrtec, but it's like generic and it's like so much cheaper. And it's all Ben buys.

So if you're feeling like you don't want to keep spending money on Zyrtec, check out Walzer. Oh, interesting. I think Zyrtec is a good investment because it really does the job. Walzer is the same chemical components. It's the difference. Wait, I didn't know about that. But like, I've never lamented spending the money on Zyrtec because it's the difference between being miserable and being okay. It's the difference between life and death.

A hundred percent. Yeah. But speaking of Luke Combs. Yeah. Stagecoach happened this weekend and we have to talk about it. We need to just put it out there so that we can move on from it. Obviously, Snatchler was our correspondent on the ground.

And if you were watching her stories, you got the gist of what you were missing out on. And so, of course, I'm feeling deep FOMO about Luke Combs. I was watching her stories this morning and as I've said for months, that is what I miss most in this world of like being pregnant. It's not that I miss not drinking. It's not that I miss sushi.

It's not that I miss this or that. I miss going to a concert, specifically Luke Holmes or Rascal Flatts and just like how my serotonin levels go through the roof. Yeah. And even watching her stories, I was just like feeling that way. And I will fly to South Carolina to go to a Luke Holmes concert.

Cause he's not coming back to New York and I need to see Luke Combs in the next in the next three to four months or else I will spontaneously combust. I am so here for you. I will accompany you 100% It was really hard to watch Margot's content and like while I was so happy for her What you may not know is like counselor went I'm at my eyes twitching again Cuz you're stressed. I'm not stressed. I'm really not fucking stressed It was hard to see Margot go because Margot took my tickets. Yeah. That you thrust upon her.

That I literally I organized these tickets like almost a year ago. Like the second that they announced the lineup I was all over getting myself good tickets. I gave her my tickets. I had searched for homes. She used one of those homes. She took my car and driver. Like she took everything for me and just seeing all of my planning going into someone else having the most amazing time.

That was tough. She took my parking pass. It was tough. Yeah. You gave her all those things. She didn't ask for them. No, I gave them. I gave them.

You made the right decision for your career. Yeah. Just as an adult woman and everything that you have going on. Up until a week and a half ago, I was going to go. Even though a part of me knew that like, I really shouldn't. Right. Because like, you don't,

you're performing at MSG. Like you can't be. No. And I would be hung over on a six hour flight right now, getting in at like 10 PM. With dust in your lungs. It's just not where you're supposed to be. No.

There will be other stage coaches. I know. But like, it doesn't feel that way. I know. And this one, not only was Luke Holmes, everything that you could ever want him to be,

but I didn't anticipate how I would feel about Carrie Underwood. Carrie Underwood. Me too. I mean, I'm such a Carrie girlie. I've always been a huge fan of hers. She has a new song, new album. I'm listening to it. And I've seen her in concert,

but I just didn't think about what a show-stopping performance she was going to put on. You didn't realize the magnitude. The magnitude, how I know every song of hers backwards and forwards, how so many songs, there's so many highs and so many like you know good lows yeah like the anthem have you in your feelings like see you again yeah said that she was crying cry pretty cry pretty uh something in the water it's just like an experience a roller coaster of emotions and I would have absolutely loved to have been there yeah me too now I would like to go see Carrie on tour.

I don't know where she's going. I don't know where she's coming. I don't know where she's going. Right. But I would like to be there. I know she was doing some time in Las Vegas because Rach Parcell took a girls weekend. Fun. With her girls.

And they went to see Carrie Underwood because she knows how to live. Yeah, Rach Parcell knows how to live 100%. So maybe that's what's in store for us, a girls weekend. Or even, I was thinking with Haroldson, like everything's difficult. Even if it was just like a 24-hour girls night. Yeah. I think that's what's in store for us, a girls weekend. Or even, I was thinking, with Haroldson, like, everything's difficult. Even if it was just, like, a 24-hour girls night. Yeah. I think that's what Rach did. 100%.

I mean, Rach lives in Utah, which is much closer. And she flew pilots. Oh. Hmm. Okay, we'll start saving up. We'll start saving up. Those are my two, like, big things that I want to do by the end of the year. I want to see Luke Holmes, and I want to see Carrie Underwood.

All right, I can make that happen for you. And if the Rascal Flats want to bring back their legacy tour. The Rascal Flatts. Yeah, because remember they were supposed to go on tour. Yeah, of course. One last cash grab before they split up. And COVID ruined it. And that's not right.

It's so unright. There's nothing like the serotonin levels at a Rascal Flatts concert. I agree. It's a peaceful place. It's like peaceful place. It's like really mixed bag of people. But at the end, it's just good-hearted people listening to good music. Amazing music.

So I'm happy for the snitch. It was tough to see. It was tough to watch. Every morning I was like, all right, I had to prepare myself. I'm like, let's get through Margot's stories from last night so I can just move on with my day. Especially because if we went, or if I went this year, I wouldn't have done it like she did because she's you know running a marathon and she's like you know very strong. I would have just went for the

evening. Yeah of course. Had a day in Palm Springs maybe hit the spa. Yeah. Like have lunch. Yeah. And then go to the concerts at night. So to everyone who went we're like super happy for you. But other than that. Carrie Underwood brought out Axl Rose take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty oh won't you please take me home I thought was a great choice because I imagine there were a lot of you know big strong men there who were like no cry pretty really no and like with women in country like people always like that's not country even though it like obviously is so it was like a good fuck you to those people no it was like a like something

for everyone yeah whereas you know if there had been like a really masculine targeted headliner I would have hoped that they would bring out like Shania Twain or something. Right, right. And, oh my God, my eye. And he sang the Stepbrother song. Yes. It's so funny how like, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. By the way, in the car scene, you are the little son. Yeah. And I'm Derek, obviously.

There's no one who's more Derek-y than me. It's actually funny how like that song is like, one of like probably the biggest songs in music history. Now it's ruined. No, and it's not even known as a bop. It's known as a song from Step Brothers. No, and it's like when you sing it now, you sing it badly like Derek. So flat.

What am I paying $1,800 a week for voice lessons for? So iconic. I honestly feel like Derek was misunderstood. You would feel that way because also $1,800 is a lot of money for your kid to be flat. No, it was his wife. And you're right,

$1,800 and like there's no improvement. That's just a bad investment. That's just a bad investment. Yeah. But we have an amazing show for you guys. It's Monday,

so of course we are going to be unburdening ourselves at the end of the episode. And if you ever want to write in and unburden yourself with something really embarrassing that happened to you over the weekend, it's unburden yourself with something really embarrassing that happened to you over the weekend it's unburden yourselves

at gmail.com unburden yourselves at gmail.com did anything embarrassing happen to you over the weekend great question you were pounding down the martinis i was drinking like an animal sorry on saturday night i was just happy to be out with my sister Jackie. Of course. No, nothing embarrassing now that I think about it. Yeah. I smoked pot at the end of the night and I was like kind of like I don't really love smoking pot. Like I get like really like anxious. No, there's a time and a place and it's only at Coachella.

A hundred percent. So I was like in this bar and I was like kind of freaking out. I'm like, Ben, can we please leave? Yeah, no. And then he took me home and like we ate diner and then I was enjoying being high when I was in a safe space well you can enjoy but that's the thing about like people are like high and eating it's like eating is fun when you're sober too no but it's much more fun when you're high no it's it's the peak of life when you're like you don't need to be high to enjoy food no no I do not need to be

high to enjoy food but it's an added layer of fun okay um so yeah that's really what i did this weekend nothing else except just preparing you know very nice also today is zach's birthday so happy birthday to my husband even though you're not gonna be watching and is your rose your husband my rose is my husband that's what i thought okay just double checking without further a do to do to do here are the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast why did you laugh i was gonna bother everyone and where are you i know i was gonna like ask how do is doing yeah but we have so much to do today that we have so much to do and i know do

is great always i know that he's like feeling really well post-surgery like he's come out the other side yes and so that's that on that but one more housekeeping item that we do need to talk about is your vlog yes that you put out on Friday I mean you talk about it because the boys were in the background being so cute fucking cute I put I begrudgingly put together for the final episode of the month on patreon a spring clothing haul because I did one last year and like I didn't know if it was going to be well received and like I think people regarded as like their favorite episode of all time so I had recently gotten like so much new clothing for spring and I was like oh like I really should do it even though I hate but the people love it trying on clothing I was getting so sweaty and like my apartment was becoming a mess and like nothing was fitting right so like it just it's like it's a

it's a stressful situation maybe that's why I have an eye twitch because of the stress but I put it together and you know the reviews again are beyond rave

so that's patreon.com slash morning toast we had five amazing episodes this month we had the spritz taste test with Jackie we had that spring

clothing haul a bunch of podcasts dear toasters meet the redheads oh yeah so patreon.com slash morning toast if you sign up now you can get access to all those episodes from this month We had that spring clothing hall, a bunch of podcasts. Dear Toasters, meet the Redheads. Oh, yeah. So patreon.com slash morning toast. If you sign up now, you can get access to all those episodes from this month and then every episode we've ever done in the last like three years.

So it's a lot. It's a lot. Speaking of the Redheads, we're recording the new episode tomorrow. Drops on Thursday. The book is trash. I think we need to talk about something. The Redheads choices. Yeah.

I know. We're a zero for three. Yeah. And that's like Yeah. I know. We're a zero for three. Yeah. And that's like unacceptable. I know, but that's, it's the blessing and the curse of the Redheads. It's like when we all discover a new book together, it's so wonderful, but because no one reads it before and that's like what's beautiful about it. Right. It's fresh. It could happen where, you know, we choose a couple of dogs and that's what's happened. Now I am the next choice and I will be choosing a book

that is a bestseller that had I know Kenzie Elizabeth already read it and she said that she really liked it and she was in a book right like me because she's actually the only person who reads more than me so I trust her so I know what I'm choosing next it says it if it's bad then I give up yeah okay you know but it's like some people I'm sure a lot of people have already read it that's how much fanfare there is around it. Right, okay. So I apologize, but also, as you know, the worse the book, the better the episode.

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Ow! I'm actually like a Peloton influencer. Like like I don't want to brag or anything you're like weirdly like such a niche influencer on random platforms Goodreads and Peloton yeah and I'm proud of that I think you should be I think like you know who's a really big Peloton influencer who Teddy Mellencamp oh I could see that she's like you know fitness queen yeah and she like Peloton. Last time I like looked at her profile she Peloton. She's done like thousands of classes. Wow. I think I've done like 200 something. That's a lot. Yeah considering I got it two years ago. Right. Just something cute about me. Okay let's get into the stories. There's a lot to discuss and it starts

with Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson making their red carpet debut at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Before we dive in I just want to say there is a lot of Kardashian news, but we have made it one story and the other four are not Kardashian related. And the other four just pale in comparison. I'm sorry. Kim and Pete, White House Correspondents, din din. Not only did they walk the red carpet, she posted the photos. Not only did she post the photos, they look amazing together.

I'm obsessed with this dress. Yeah. And it's very just like gorgeous period. It's like. Glamorous. Gorgeous, glamorous. Not like, I mean, it is high fashion, but it's not like, you know, avant-garde.

We don't understand. Right. You need to like squint. It's just like her wearing black tie. Okay. But I have some thoughts. Okay. I think like them making their red house,

red house? What? Red carpet debut at the White House Correspondents Dinner is like kind of lame only in the sense that like the Met Gala is literally today it was one day's difference and I just don't understand it almost felt like intentional like she didn't want to have the debut at the Met Gala right because she went to this event that like no offense like who cares right and also it's like she didn't want to have the debut at the hulu premiere but why right i feel like sometimes you just get these ideas into your head like oh i don't want to make the hulu premiere about my

relationship it was about her relationship anyway at the hulu premiere like where's pete in the background of all these pictures yeah they should have done it at the hulu and people were living for it so i don't think it would have taken away from the show i think maybe they don't want to do it at the met because i'm sure her outfit whatever speaks for itself yeah and it's gonna have to be standalone yeah and maybe they won't even walk together because it's just like her outfit is so iconic we also need to talk about the rumors swirling about that she's wearing Marilyn Monroe's happy birthday Mr. President right because people are have been tracking her jet her jet has been in Orlando the the dress is at Ripley's, believe it or not.

She's been to Orlando, I think now twice. Yesterday included. Yes. Perhaps to pick up the dress. She also said in an interview that she would be going to the Met depending on whether or not she fits into the dress. It cannot be altered.

This would make sense. She cannot alter this relic. And she definitely looks like she's lost like a good amount of weight. She looks really small. Yeah. But I don't know how she's getting that ass into that dress i just want to say like she like that that ass like marilyn monroe like actually marilyn monroe was curvy and i imagine the dress is like a little bit of elasticity but like that ass is interplanetary like i don't think it could just fit into that dress. Right. Which is why it's been up in the air until now and she really can't do any alterations. I'm imagining that she's gotten

into it because they were there yesterday. That would be really crazy if she can't go. Right. Because she couldn't get into the dress. And I'm sure she knew exactly what goals she would have to hit to make it there. And I agree. She looks extremely slim and trim. But you know how is that the theme? there and I agree she looks extremely slim and trim. But you know how is that the theme? Because the theme is Gilded Glamour the American lexicon. Gilded Glamour is like 1800s. Yes well it's American lexicon with American scene lexicon with a focus on Gilded Glamour. So yes she's not dressing like Alva Vanderbilt, but the dress is Gilded Glamour. Like it is you know gold and shine. Right. So she will be in theme and also like

do you think she's gonna do her hair like well that's what i was gonna ask next and we are gonna do a story about like met predictions later in the show but i was gonna ask do you think that she's gonna go blonde for it or she's gonna do classic kim i think she's gonna do classic kim because i think the the message of this outfit is like kim is the new age marilyn monroe like she is she is a sex symbol she's our it girl yeah so I think she's gonna have to make it her own like what I don't know what you would consider her signature hair I would love if she just did like long big volume ways I was thinking the same thing because that's so sickening yeah and I don't think she's gonna do

like short blonde Marilyn because then she's just in cosplay no and like Billie Eilish did that literally last year at the Met Gala. Yeah and it's just a costume at that point. I think she needs to make it her own like hello I'm Kim Kardashian the modern Marilyn Monroe. Do you get it? Yeah um but back to White House Correspondents Dinner. I just don't know why this was the venue of choice because like it wasn't like a big she made it news otherwise I don't think I even would have known that this event was going on. Agreed. She made it news. And also like the footage of them like walking through this conference center in her sparkly gown.

It's just like bizarre. That conference center was extremely low budget. Agreed. What is Kim doing there? No, I was like, this is giving bar mitzvah. And it was like really not the vibe for her stunning dress. It's not the vibe.

Stop. So I was confused about that, honestly. honestly but of course I was so happy to see them finally making their debut like him and his bands like I can't like I wasn't like he looked really good I mean it's hard to measure up to Kim and it's hard to be you know her arm candy but she's obviously influencing him especially after Kanye who was you know who is fashion and is always trend setting and I thought he looked very sharp like and he looked like himself he didn't look stupid he didn't look like he was trying to be someone he's not and I thought they looked like a very glamorous couple I agree and I loved this look

for Kim because I think a lot of people like are waiting for Kim in terms of fashion to like fail in the sense that like you know she's nothing without Kanye and like she was the muse and and this is just like so glamorous it's so effortless it's so fresh fashion delicious that it's like Kim on her own and Kim with Kanye like style icon both girls the red carpet looks from Kim have been really really great ever since Kanye those haven't suffered but I will say some of the day-to-day looks have. You saw that outfit with the fuzzy glasses and the flames? No. Hold on. Where was she? I think she was just like going to lunch with her sisters. The fuzzy glasses? No if you oh here it is. I don't know how you missed it. Let me see.

it let me see one second I need to oh it's giving diners drive-ins and dives it's giving yeah it's it's not good that's really bad but every it girl is entitled to you know when you're that into fashion like sometimes you just can't see like something isn't avant-garde it's just ugly so I feel like that was just a classic case of like is it avant-garde or is it ugly I mean that's literally horrible and I'm sorry Kanye would never never the glasses she looks like um a character on Sesame Street it's horrible yeah so I saw that and that was disheartening everyone's entitled to make mistakes normalize doing bad at work sometimes yeah um but I do think that there is a change without Kanye some good some I think her red carpet looks have been like so, so glamorous. And her red carpet looks have been more just like

mainstream. Ready to wear. Yeah. You know, less like, okay, I need to conceptualize and understand and have a degree in fashion history. Right. To like this steamy American lexicon. Right. Which is why I'm excited to see what she wears to the Met tonight. If it is Marilyn, it's going to be gorgeous no matter what. But like last time she was you know the definition of I need a degree in fashion history. Yeah yeah yeah for sure. Now two more things we need to talk about the Kardashians before we go into the next story. The first is Pete was spotted with a new tattoo and and it's weird and it's weird so the tattoo is the letters K-N-S-C-P. Which everyone has surmised is Kim North St. Chicago Psalm.

And I just want to say, I'm not here for it. I'm not here for it. I think it's inappropriate. I think it's inappropriate. I think it's bizarre. It's not appropriate boyfriend behavior. I might even still think it's weird if they got married, unless they were married for like 50 years.

But like, I don't know. I mean, I've never dated someone with children. So you maybe, if someone in the comments has, let me know. Like, I feel like this is crossing a line. Agreed. I think once they're married for 20 years, like at the 20 year mark, like you could do this. Yeah.

But to be dating for seven months and also having such beef with the dad's father yep it is not right to me I just saw it and like up until this point everything that I see from them I'm like only I'm yeah this I was like hmm no interesting not sitting right with me yeah I'm kanye i'm pissed it's inappropriate it's weird it's too much but again there's not any like full confirmation that that's what it is even though like it obviously what else is it i don't know it's not the vibe stop i'm not into it i just want to say even though like you know i would like blow smoke up these two's ass like so hard it's fucking weird yeah agreed too much too too far. Dial it down. Agreed.

Next up in our Kardashian subset, Kylie Jenner shared that she gained 60 pounds during her pregnancy with baby number two. So Kylie posted to her story on Friday a video of herself working out, and she said, Gained 60 pounds again this pregnancy. I'm down 40 pounds. Just trying to be healthy and patient. Walking slash Pilates is my favorite combo. So when saw this I was so shook shook in like such a positive way like it really resonated with me because obviously and I've spoken I mean I'm on my own journey postpartum and nobody really talks numbers a hundred percent and there's been a few times where like I've wanted to but I don't

you know I don't want to be toxic or anything you know I'm just trying to be patient but like it is helpful to see some other people's progress other people's progress and like Kylie like she like I mean we've seen her doing press and stuff and she looks so amazing and so gorgeous so I've just been like feeling like oh you know my snapback is just a little bit slower but seeing her just like put some numbers some cold hard numbers to it just really made me feel very seen seen I it felt so relatable and I was like oh I'm okay I'm okay yeah even if I was like more or less like it's like okay everybody is just doing their best and we just have to be patient yeah and it will come and like with Kylie I with Kylie, I think sometimes it feels like, you know, because she doesn't show up.

She's not on Instagram every single day. She'll take like a month off and then show up looking snatched and we miss all the hard work. Right. And so it's easy to feel like small by that in that sense. But this time around, she's been like very open about her struggle. And I think it's actually been so great for a lot of women. Yeah.

been so great for a lot of women. Yeah. It really made me feel really, like, I guess less alone would be the, I don't know, it just like, it resonated with me. And I think it's like,

on Instagram, it's become like taboo to talk about. Yeah. Because it's like, I guess saying you want to bounce back is like toxic diet culture. I don't know. I can't really follow like all of the, all of the controversy, but like, there's always like drama. Everyone's always like coming for everyone when they're talking about their snapback journey. Right. But like,

if you want to snap back, like it's a free country. Right. And it's not just about like the numbers or just wanting to lose weight. It's just like about being, feeling like yourself, you know? And like, I have a closet full of clothes that I can't wear. I'm wearing clothes that aren't, you know, the things that I would like want to be wearing. Yeah. And I don't feel like myself. I'm looking forward to when I can feel like myself again. A hundred percent.

So I just thought that was really cool of her to share. And also it does feel like, especially with like celebrities, models, you know, all these people, it feels like everyone like gets pregnant, has just like a belly, gives birth. And then like the basketball, you know? And so when she's's like I gained 60 pounds and I'm like oh okay so did I no I but also like I'm a lot shorter than her so it's like not comparable but you know I didn't just gain a belly I gained legs I gained arms no you didn't just well how big was Harry seven pounds 14 ounces

you didn't gain seven pounds. No, exactly. So I just for all of our postpartum mamas out there, I just, you know, hope that we're all just like, OK. Yeah. You know, totally. She's really becoming like a postpartum relatable queen. I'm living for it. And I'm just so glad to be postpartum with her. I know that you're like so happy to be alive in the time of Uber. Like I'm so happy to be postpartum in the time're like so happy to be alive in the time of uber like i'm so happy to

be postpartum in the time of kylie i hear you especially when she's sharing like she is so deep yeah yeah so that was pretty cool it's pretty cool are you ready for our next story is me a little publishing news okay magazine ends their weekly publication becoming the first celeb title to tumble. Now, this is like half the story. OK Magazine is stopping their print magazine. After 17 years, they will be going fully online. They will continue to publish occasional special issues and their website, which is owned by a different company from the print edition, and will stay online. You know, it does feel that way. Now that they say they say that like I do feel like okaymagazine.com is so different from what you see in the airport yeah I mean they're both like tabloid trash but actually I'm not really seeing what you're seeing how do you feel they're

different like when you see the magazine in the airport it's like Kim and Pete are married secretly right and then when you go to their website, it's like, Stassi Schroeder opens up about life as a mother. Yeah, it's like a classic internet conglomerate. Content curator. Curator, yeah. But they don't have, if you go to OKMagazine.com, it's not like Brad and Jen are getting back together again.

That's true, it's not like the typical tabloid that we know. Yeah, their website is very wholesome. Yeah. You know, like Teresa Giudice shares her favorite recipes. Yeah, totally. So it does feel like they were separate. But it does feel like the end of an era. Like for as long as I can remember, especially as a kid, like I'm always purchasing like a million magazines before a flight because I like to do the crossword puzzles and I just like to look at the pictures. So this is truly the end of an era. And I don know is in touch next life and style yeah I don't know it will be it will be weird not to see those girlies up on the shelf I know but times change right and I think this is indicative of how like we're consuming different media I mean of course like we're all online but

I do also think less people are falling for like Brad and Jen are getting back together right right you know yeah and I think it's high time like these out of control tabloids with like their actual fallacies have real consequences. I'm surprised they even made it this far. I'm actually starting to feel like these magazines are like a front business. I don't know. But who the fuck is buying them? I don't know. But someone has to be buying them because they're sold everywhere. I know. Like newsstands, grocery stores, airports, like they're everywhere. So there is a market for it. No, you guys, who's buying these magazines? Because not only like is everything a lie, but you can get it on your phone.

So I do buy magazines when I'm in an airport. I buy magazines at the airport, but I don't buy in touch star. I do. No I buy people because they have the best crossword and because like you'll get some heartwarming stories. You know I always buy people but I'll grab two or three other ones for another crossword puzzle and just for pictures. I'm not reading it and being like oh my god Brad and Jen are getting back together. I'm reading it like oh cute picture of Jen. I like her hair. You know you didn't already see it like. No maybe but it doesn't bother me like on a plane I'm desperate you know yeah I'm desperate but I I do have a bar and it doesn't meet that bar well it's truly the end of an era yes though it's not really going to change the magazine landscape because there are so many

other ones that will be on the shelves you won't even notice it's gone no a hundred percent are you ready for our next story yeah elizabeth moss is calling scientology quote misunderstood scientologist elizabeth moss thinks that people have the wrong idea about the highly controversial religion she said it's not really a closed off religion it's a place that is very open to like welcoming in somebody who wants to learn more about it. I don't think I think that's the thing that is probably the most misunderstood. No, no, I don't think we're all against Scientology because we feel they're closed off. Yeah, no, she did an interview with the New Yorker, which was published on Friday. She said that she can't control how the public perceives Scientology and that she can

only share her own experience. She said, people can obviously hold in their mind whatever they want to, and I can't control that. If it's not that, it's going to be something else. I mean, it's high time she is, like, addressing this because as much as Handmaid's Tale is, like, a great show, it's unbelievably weird the similarities between the gild... what's it called? Like, the...

I don't want... The gildan the glado whatever yeah yeah yeah like that's what the government is called in like this new america in handmaid's tale the gildan or something and a lot of the practices are eerily similar to just like the vibe of scientology like you can't really leave they gilead. Gilead. Gilead. They're like, you know, it's, so it's, even though she's giving nothing in this interview, it's high time somebody asks these fucking questions. Because it's weird. And as Chloe would say, it's high time.

It's high motherfucking time. The time is high, but I'm holding on. I'm gonna be your number one. I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that. Oh, no. I have a different song in my heart, which is why I couldn't join you, because I needed to keep it in my head. It's high time. I know what you're singing but those notes i think it was good casey time for cowgirl it's probably more like this it's high

time that was good that's a cute song it is a cute song and it is high time it's high motherfucking time that Elizabeth Moss addresses this. I had to stop watching Handmaid's Tale because it was so terrorizing. And I'm thinking to myself, like, I'm in control of my own life. I can stop watching this show. And then I decided to do that. Sometimes you also have to do that with books, but it's harder because then you don't get to check it off on Goodreads.

100%. But no one's tracking which shows you didn't finish. No, and it's just... Maybe I should read Handmaid's Tale. But again, no one's tracking what shows you didn't finish. No, and it's just... Maybe I should read Handmaid's Tale. But again, like, why terrorize?

It's so upsetting. Like, it's really, really upsetting. Okay, maybe not then. Especially about, like, babies. It's, like, all about babies. Maybe not. Yeah.

Maybe not. So, like I said, it's high time. Even though she really said a lot of nothing. And also, she was asked, like, about the moment, guess at like the

sag awards a few years ago where leah remini won and she for those who don't know leah remini is like a very outspoken ex-scientologist she has a tv show a podcast everything um elizabeth moss was seen like leaving the room and she said oh that was nothing i was just going to the bathroom lies drama lies i can't like watch someone you don't like get an award. Right. Grow up. I just like not to be like, you know, against women. I kind of hate Elizabeth Moss.

I see that for you. She's just not my favorite. I wouldn't think that she would be. No, not at all. Especially like after Mad Men. Peggy was just nothing of the sort. No, she was like such a um she was like a girl boss but like in the most annoying way yeah yeah she was she girl boss a little too close to the sun for

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is a toaster and somehow every time we talk about it the next day boom right outside our door donuts that's why we do what we do you guys yeah that's why we're going to start doing a weekly food news segment we already do a food news but i do feel like if it's not for us who's going to tell you about these amazing collaborations that are out there it's true there's no other show that's dedicated to letting you know who's syncing up and giving you delicious not even show because when you were gone and I was like looking for stories on one day I was like particularly bleak and then I was remembering how we just did that Kit Kat blueberry muffin thing I'm like oh let me find some like food news and I literally googled food news and I got like delish.com

and bon appetit like recipes I was like no, give me like an E online for food. Yeah. Doesn't exist. Yeah. Who's tracking these industry breaking collaborations? If I am not for myself, then who will be? That's a great question. Canva Pro, put it on.

Anyways, the new Krispy Kreme donuts are available for a limited time. They feature a cereal milk glaze made with cinnamon toast crunch. So there's two donuts. One that's just like. Classic glazed. A CTC vibe. And the other that's like topped with real cinnamon toast crunch. I think this is an amazing partnership.

What was the last Krispy Kreme partnership that we tried? Or we were just talking about Krispy Kreme. No, they're always doing. Remember we did a mukbang. Oh, was it Oreo? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That just seems so obvious though. Yeah. This seems obvious too. Oh, was it Oreo? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That just seems so obvious, though.

Yeah, this seems obvious, too. Okay, they had the big Oreo, and it looked kind of disgusting. Yeah, but they were really good. We tried them. And this sounds like an obvious collaboration as well, but Cinnamon Toast Crunch is fucking fire. Like, it's one of the best cereals, and to make it into a dessert, I love. Chef's kiss compliments to the chef.

Compliments to Krispy Kreme for like every time They're in the news Like remember when They were giving free donuts To everyone who got vaccinated And then everyone was like You really shouldn't Be doing that Big yikes

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Tomorrow is good As we recap the Met Gala Wednesday too Wednesday too But no we're not here Thursday, so they'll go back. Right, right. So only tomorrow or Wednesday if you want to deliver the donuts. Just double checking. Are you

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Oh, yes. What are we? E, like, lead up to the red carpet? Oh, yes. Six-hour pre-show. Well, who's going to be wearing what? Who's going to be there? Here's what we know.

No, but we need to debrief before because it's a lot. It's overwhelming. Yeah. So here's what we know so far about Met Gala 22. The theme, the guest list. Khloe has already been spotted in New York walking into the hotel. Travis and Kourtney are here. Okay I just want to say that doesn't mean anything because last year Travis and Kourtney were there at the hotel in the mark also. Yeah they were in

New York but they didn't go. But there was a big rumor that the whole family is invited this year. Yes. I mean minus Rob. Minus Rob obviously yeah. Yeah. And Caitlyn. Right. Fashion's biggest night of the year is almost here. After several postponements, we will be back on the first Monday in May. And while the Uptown Ball always delivers spectacular style statements, Page Six is guessing celebrities will go especially big this time

around, seeing as last year's event was my worst, not theirs. Horrible catastrophe. I know. And you know what? Like, last year, it was like nobody really understood the theme because it was American lexicon. And this is also American lexicon. It's the same theme, but, like, with a different subset. The official theme is In America, an Anthology of Fashion.

Last, 2021 was In America, a Lexicon of Fashion. So they just went to thesaurus.com and changed it. It's based on the two-part exhibition from the museum, the second installation of which will reflect the evolution of American style and also explore the work

of individual tailors, dressmakers, and designers as the Costume Institute's head curator, Andrew Bolton, told Vogue. So who is on the guest list? While they do keep it top secret, Page Six Style exclusively revealed

that Megan the stallion will attend this year's gala wearing Moschino Katie Perry she said that she will be going and playing a whole different card this time around so I imagine something understated she's always like the most literal burger the lamp yes uh beyond that the Met Gala oh this is just like Met propaganda about who usually goes blah blah blah. Anyways, this year the dress code is all about gilded glamour as the event will ask its attendees to embody the grandeur and perhaps the dichotomy of gilded age New York. Well, they should hosting Blake Lively, Raya Reynolds, Raya Reynolds. I love Raya Reynolds. It's my

favorite dating app, Raya Reynolds Reynolds Regina King and Lin-Manuel Miranda are serving as this year's celebrity co-host Tom Ford and Instagram's Adam Mosseri and Anna Wintour will continue their roles as honorary Met Gala co-chairs now here's a question for you if Kim is wearing Marilyn who is she going with? You know, what table is she at? Oh, it doesn't matter. Like someone, like who, anyone will have her. Maybe at Instagram, like. Yeah, maybe. Or maybe they should, they should really just have a Kardashian table. I agree. Maybe it's a Skims table. Love that. Okay, so here's predictions. The Mark Hotel is like already popping. People have been standing outside all weekend vanessa hudgens

was out taking pictures in front of paparazzi she's in town staying at the mark like i have to assume that means she's going which i just find unique that would be the first time for her i i imagine i just feel like if you didn't invite her at her gabriella montez then you don't deserve her at her at her e red carpet hosting. No, that's a really good call. So as far as the Kardashians, I think it's safe to assume that they all are going. I don't know about Kylie. Kylie actually was traveling yesterday. Kylie's going for sure. Kylie's going for sure.

Kendall and Kim always go. And Kourtney and Khloe have never been. Kris always goes also. I hope we get a picture of the six of them on the carpet. Yeah, of course. That would be so iconic. Nothing else would matter I'm really interested to see like who from the digital space gets invited because the way that

like the Oscars embraced like TikTokers was so interesting and I don't think that the Met will do that but last year there was Addison I do think she'll be going again she's in New York there was Emma Chamberlain who's definitely going again yeah um there was who else youtube oh jackie aina nikki tutorials so they had a bunch of people but i'm curious if any of the tiktokers are gonna like break through charlie d'amelio i don't think she's old enough to go she's 18 now she's in the bahamas for her birthday so she obviously chose not to go but i don't know what that means for dixie i feel like dixie will go again because she went year. And she was like sickening. Yeah.

So I hope that she does go. I do hope that they bring some fresh new talent. Me too. Like who am I hoping to see from TikTok? Like just like obviously Addison, Charlie. Like it's so obvious. Like I would really like to see. I don't know.

Just like a lot of people. Yeah. I hope they bring some fresh faces. Yeah for sure. And not everyone just like who's a YouTube.'m it's just those days are kind of over I agree but also I feel like it's just been the same people at the Met Gala for like the last five years I'm ready for a Taylor Swift moment and I'm also ready for a Beyonce moment who both haven't shown up in many years do you think either of them oh what is her tail what's Taylor

Chatter saying Taylor Chatter is saying that Blake and Ryan are hosting and the theme is America and you know Miss Americana and the heartbreak prince okay so people are thinking like it's definitely a possibility but I don't know if Taylor's at a place where she's just going to an event that Kim Kardashian's also going to well I feel like she's not gonna not she shouldn't not go just because Kim's going there like why deny herself a good time because like she doesn't need it and also like these events from like what the insiders say have really become just like the kardashians are the prom queens like it's all about them right they're like the toasts of the town yeah um i'm trying to think like who's had an amazing year well the euphoria girlies we know zendaya is not going but hopefully sydney sweeney and

alexa demi are going barbie ferreira was there last year which is just like so weird that she's like the only new euphoria girl who's been because she's like not the most famous um but she looked great last year with Jonathan Simkai I'm just trying to think like who do you who do you think is like an it girl of this year I definitely think Sydney Sweeney is like an it girl oh for sure let me check who I follow on Instagram yeah that's a good like and who are my new follows like oh Nicola Ann Peltz is my new follow oh you think they'll be going yeah they went last year oh I love that I hope like I do hope to see them oh that's a really good call I hope Olivia Colpo's going it's her turn oh my god totally let her in I hope Rach Parcell is going uh I hope we're going i hope we're going okay let's

see i hope honestly like um we get sophie turner and joe jonas they haven't really left their house in a while yeah but they always do go and i think she's pregnant so actually i don't think she will be going but everyone's like loving pregnant fashion these days i know but like i think she's like i feel like rihanna will go in her pride oh her, oh, I would love, no, she's in Barbados to give birth. Like she's not traveling anymore. But didn't she just go back to LA? A$AP Rocky did because he got arrested. I thought she was with him.

Oh, maybe, but I know she wants to give birth in. Right, right, right, right. Oh, Olivia Rodrigo went last year. She's definitely like an it girl. I think she'll be going again. Do you think any reality stars would go like any housewives i mean honestly like do you know who would like kill it at the mecca yeah yeah she but she's too like lowbrow yeah even on real housewives of beverly hills yeah like imagine

if someone from like the bachelor made it to the met gala. It would have to be someone who's really like done a million other things since then. Since then, yeah. Who would be the closest to? Like Tyler Cameron, honestly. Tyler Cameron. Honestly, I would love to see Paige and Craig. I really would. Yeah.

She could invite a couple reality stars. No, she's such a bitch. It wouldn't kill her. No, God forbid her event is like i don't know interesting just uh like one real housewife oh i wonder if we'll get willow pill who's the most recent winner of rupaul's drag race simone from like the winner two years ago has become like a fashion it girl um and i don't know maybe we'll see that for willow but she did just win so i don't know if that's like too soon lily james oh for sure she's like definitely having a moment i'm trying oh yeah especially like

with pam and tommy i'm trying to think of like shows that like beth dutton should be there yeah she be some of the downton people should be there too because they're promoting a movie they might have gone in the past but because we didn't watch we didn't care we didn't care yeah you know and maybe like that girl from gilded age meryl streep's daughter who's meryl streep's daughter mary ann miss the one the blonde girl yeah what right i don't think so yes i'm telling you i know meryl streep has a daughter but that marion brooke yeah marion brooke hold on Wait my mind is blown right now Hold on maybe I made this up Oh also would love to see

Bowen Yang At the Met Gala Meryl Streep is her mom No What's her name? Louisa Jacobson I'm shook Bowen Yang

She'll be there I'd love to see Bowen Yang Would love to see I mean I do feel like SNL isn't easy They may be like If people A lot of people

Drop out RSVP know like They can easily invite Cast members Yeah yeah yeah Because they're in New York Yeah yeah yeah Okay I'm

Honestly Shannon Ford Should be going 100% 100% Now that I'm looking Through who I'm following I'm just like unfollowing People left right and center

Oh you gotta go Goodbye That's really funny Like Tana Mongeau should be there you know no actually like that I don't agree with she should be there so I'm actually really really looking forward to it in the sense like last night I was like I wish it was tonight like I just want to keep refreshing my phone and like seeing people's and you know I'm like really stressed because usually we're always breaking the news of like who, who's wearing what on the Morning Chess Instagram. Yeah.

We can't do that anymore. Yeah, no, we won't be posting any photos, but we will be doing a whole breakdown recap tomorrow. And I'm really excited. I'm really hopeful. And I'm hoping that the fashion is fresh and they give us something. Like, I think as a society, if you look around and, like, even stagecoach Coachella, like, fashion is in the toilet. We are lost lost I agree and if Anna Wintour like she is supposed to be our fashion steward arbiter and this is the time

pull us out of this black hole of fashion that we are in yeah and and lead us and show us the way because then that's what she's supposed to do it It's like the arbiter of fashion. So this is your time. What is your favorite most recent Met Gala theme? I loved Heavenly Bodies. That was good. I loved camp. Like it was so dumb. It was, no, it was clown world. It was clown world.

And I loved every minute of it because Karlie Kloss is looking camp right in the eye. Do you ever see that meme? No. Before she left her hotel room, she put a picture on Twitter. It's her looking into a compact mirror and the camera is getting the mirror. So it's her eye.

And the caption is looking camp right in the eye. And then she walks out of the hotel at the mark and like they show a picture. She's literally wearing like a prom dress. Like it's so ugly. Yeah. And it's the best meme of all time. I do feel like camp was really a sign of the times. It was like 2019 like everything was just like the more more you know and like everything was people were moving so fast and quickly and like it was just very clownish i enjoyed it and also like the

looks that kendall and kylie gave us like agreed obsessed but you're right heavenly bodies was great kim's like gold it's crazy how like it's literally kim's event and for years she was literally banned from it but now like if they don't go it's beyond how like it's literally kim's event and for years she was literally banned from it but now like if they don't go it's beyond uninteresting i guess they are the reality tv stars there oh no but that just goes to show so she should invite some more look how these girls transformed your event it's true i'm like so over anna winter and her closed-mindedness like this is an opportunity for her and And not only on the fashion front, like I really do hope that we get something aspirational and inspirational,

but I hope on the guest list front, like I hope we're seeing people that like she's, she can make anyone, like she's the tastemaker. The most recent one. Show me someone I don't know. The most recent one was like so lame. So. Especially in terms of the guest list.

Like honestly, the Kardashians shouldn't have even went. Like that's how lame it was. So, so lame. So. Especially in terms of the guest list. Like honestly the Kardashians shouldn't have even went. Like that's how lame it was. So, so lame. So lame. Only Kim and Kendall and Chris went. Kylie didn't go. Oh yeah. And Kendall actually saved the whole party with that dress.

What was she wearing again? Like the chandelier. She literally looked like a chandelier. Oh yeah. All crystal. Gorgeous. Audrey Hepburn girly. Gorgeous.

That's what Kendall should do. Audrey Hepburn. Because that's also like Americ That's what Kendall should do. Audrey Hepburn. Because that's also like Americana. Because the theme is the same. Right. Because we're having a redo. That's how terrible it was. Yeah.

I'm not understanding like the same theme, but like with one different word. No, because it was terrible. Terrible. So we will be recapping the entire Met Gala tomorrow. I'm so excited to just like sit on my couch looking fat as fuck, eating chips,

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Alrighty, Unburden Yourselves is our weekly segment on Mondays where you can unburden yourselves with embarrassing things you did over the weekend. If you ever want to write in to unburden yourself, you can do so at unburdenyourselves at gmail.com. That's plural, unburdenyourselves at gmail.com. At twitch.com. My eye does not stop twitching. I think I need to take a nap or something you slept 12 hours

no I know I don't think it was enough my eye twitches like if I'm really tired it doesn't stop maybe I need to go to the hospital okay first up Claudia and Jackie thank you so much for taking the time to read this email I'm a huge fan and I need to unburden myself immediately.

Last weekend, I met this cute guy at a bar and we totally hit it off. Fast forward a few hours, I'm at his apartment and it's clear that I'm about to spend

the night at his place, but the huge lingering problem is that I really had to poop. I decided just to hold it because the bathroom door was right next to his bed. At 3 a.m., I literally jolted up

from my sleep, sweaty and turtleheading and it was now or never, do or die. Turtleheading? My man friend was dead as i don't want to know you don't know turtle heading i mean i don't never heard that before but i can surmise i can i don't want to keep yeah keep going my man friend was dead asleep

so i went to his bathroom and took the most relieving and breathtaking poop of my life i went to flush the toilet and this motherfucker would not flush i panicked and took the plastic packaging of the toilet paper that was under the sink and put it on like a glove. I dunked my hand into the toilet to grab the poop. I went to throw it away, but he had no trash in his bathroom. I don't know why. So I had no choice but to take the wrapped up poop and put it in the cabinet under his sink.

I climbed back into bed and was so happy when I saw I was still asleep, but I panicked that 10 minutes later I decided to go back into the bathroom, shove the turd in my purse. I immediately called an Uber and left the scene of the crime i texted the guy the next morning and said a great time but wasn't feeling well giving him some reason as to why i left let's just say that even though this man is my soulmate i will definitely not be seeing him ever again after this horrendous turd in the purse incident sincerely the most unhinged girl you know i just have so many thoughts like first of all your first plan was to take it and put it in the trash can. Why would you leave a dump in the trash can?

He's going to wake up and walk into his bathroom and be like, holy shit, that stink. So then you were like, let me put it under the cabinet. Again, not solving your problem. You should have thrown out the window or something. Yeah, my first question is, was there a window you could like throw it out and he could think like a bear came through? Right. And I also need to know like, where's the purse?

Obviously, you have to burn it right what kind of purse but I do think that you taking it with you is the best and not leaving it there but I mean does he have any idea that this happened like you could see him again and then it'll be like a funny story to tell him like once you're married with children and like you know locked in right now I've heard a lot of stories about girls who like pick their poop out of the toilet you know what actually i don't really want to go down this road i'm gonna take back what i said thank you for unburdening yourself yeah um i don't think it's that bad because you didn't get caught you did what you had to do you did and you didn't get caught which is so important yeah i think it's fine and i think you can see him again pending like you didn't leave any like

duty stains all over that the house yeah and if he texts you then like you're he's fine with it he's gonna text you like hey skin artist yeah but like if he reaches out definitely see him again you went all through it through all right for what right because if you were never gonna see him again then you could have just left the turd in the toilet called an uber totally dump and run um okay i hope you feel better next up wow someone is unburdening themselves for something they did 10 years ago it's never too late to unburden yourself i've been counting this around for 10 years then your new segment on tnn came along so i'm unburdening myself set it down my friend my senior year of high school i fell in love with my english teacher it's so cliche why is it always

the english teacher but i was a full-on virgin with no serious intentions of doing anything but at the same time i was seriously obsessed with him i couldn't shake it he was 36 at the time and i used to justify that for reference i'm 28 now and i would think that dating someone 36 is way too old for me anyway i would actually have sexual dreams about him and he was like a weirdo like a scruffy older version of johnny depp and willy anka willy wonka but less so in the look and more in the vibe okay i'm here to reveal that we emailed back and forth my entire freshman year of college like I would be be out drunk and hook up with like a gross frat boy but also email my teacher on the side he wanted to meet up once during my

Thanksgiving break freshman year I was so nervous my hair was sweating we met up at a park around 10 a.m. we got in his car and I realized I'm really not cut out for this I said I had to go to the dentist at about five minutes away I ended up I said I had to go to the dentist about five minutes in and I stopped answering him after that I was mortified who did I think I was at least I'm not actually that weird wow felt good to say honestly I don't think you need to unburden yourself you did nothing wrong your teacher's a fucking freak and you should dead ass report him if he's still working at your school just to be frank hundred percent he's the one who's supposed to like know better and not and good on you for getting in the car and like getting the fuck out yeah but i really do think you should like anonymously report him because if he's still

working at your school he's obviously like a freak and that's really like not good no it's not good to have a freak you have nothing to be ashamed of just can't stress that enough like you literally did nothing wrong yeah please unburden like there's no burden to un there's no burden to un here um but maybe think about you know possibly speaking to the authorities or someone i mean it's been 10 years oh right but maybe teachers stay at schools for a really long time yeah it's called tenure so maybe you should think about speaking to superiors yeah but again you did literally nothing wrong no all right next up dear jackie and claudia for the last two weeks i've been texting this guy i met on a dating app he asked me to go out on a date with him so we planned a day and time to meet up he had confirmed with me the night before that we were still going and i told

him yes the next day he didn't text me once and honestly i was relieved the thought of having to take a shower do my hair and makeup then have a conversation with someone I've never met before was absolutely exhausting just when I think I'm in the clear 15 minutes before we're supposed to meet up he texts me making sure I know the place we're meeting at I ignore I ignore him hoping that he'll just forget about the whole thing so I don't respond then five minutes after I was supposed to meet him he texts me again saying that he's there and that I should text him once I arrive I feel absolutely awful I call my younger sister and she tells me at this point I should just block his number and forget about it because men are stupid. Then I tell my mom and a couple of my friends and they tell me I just should have been honest.

I felt so, so bad for leaving him at the restaurant. I can just imagine him sitting alone at the restaurant waiting for me and it makes me want to vomit. I went to bed feeling like a terrible person and praying that God will forgive me. All my best, a toaster who stood up her date. I just want to say, I don't want to make you, like, I don't want to make you feel bad. I don't want to make you feel bad, but I'm really disappointed. I'm, like, really upset for this man.

And I think you need to start seeking advice from someone other than your little sister because she's dead fucking wrong. Block him. He did nothing wrong. He did nothing wrong. And it's just, like, I don't want to make you feel bad. I don't. But it's not good.

It's not good. And honestly, like, he's probably sitting there wondering, like, did she see me and leave? Like, feeling so self-conscious. And I honestly think, like, if you really do want to unburden yourself, like, you should just send him a text and be like, I got myself into this pickle where, like, I thought we weren't going out, so I couldn't shower. And then you were texting me and I was so worried like I just think if you were honest it would make him feel a lot better about potentially being stood up which is just like no one wants to feel that way um potentially being about no but like potentially thinking like when

you get stood up your worst thought is like the person drove by saw you and left oh I don't even I didn't even think about that yeah so I did and I think that's what a lot of people assume so he's probably just like feeling insecure. So I just think if you really wanted to like get rid of this burden, sending him a text with the truth would be nice. And maybe seeing him again. Yeah. But you just like, I don't know what kind of person you are and whatnot,

but you can't complain about being single like ever again. If that's your approach to dating. That's actually true. If that's your approach, yeah. You have like a nice guy who makes a plan who shows up who follows up and you don't then like you just want to be single so don't go on dating apps no that's a fair fair statement but I'm like we're not here to judge no but that would be my advice to like I think you would actually feel a lot better if you told him the truth and like got that off your chest because I honestly

don't think writing into us is gonna fully un the burden no like if it were me this is something for the rest of my life every time I thought about I would be like cringe yeah I would have like a physical I have a few of those yeah of course and they do get less over the years but you know you start go from being like to like yeah totally lesser lesser but it's still a grimace it's still still a grimace. Well, I hope we made you feel better. Thank you to everyone who wrote in and unburdened themselves. Again, if you ever want to write in, every Monday we are doing unburdenyourselves at gmail.com. And also Wednesdays are Dear Toasters, and that's deartoasters at gmail.com. And like I told you guys yesterday, if you keep writing us long-ass emails, we're not going to be able to read them.

So if you haven't gotten your submission read, it might have been because it was too long. So maybe try reformatting it and sending it to us in like a more broken down like just the need to know details we need a word count yeah um like how many words do you think this is because that's the perfect length that looks long no it's not 200 words 250 is your max um that's our show our show no one else is tomorrow jackie o is back and we're doing a full mech hour recap the looks the videos the instagrams the selfies from the bathroom everything will be recapped i'm really excited i'm really hopeful optimistic that we are going to get something that is going to just like something that we need and give us strength inject some

adrenaline to the veins of this culture because like as a society we're not well truer words you've honestly never been more profound than that inject some adrenaline into the veins of this culture because as a society we are not well no we're just like desperate and like this it's it's actually sad like how much pressure i'm putting on the mac to make me feel something and how disappointed we're gonna be when it is what it always I have a low bar honestly so like I feel like you'll be disappointed but I'll be like this is amazing yeah but also it's tough with the Met Gala because it's like either people are giving nothing or they're giving like too much and we don't understand it and it takes years before I'm like oh that was iconic and I missed it yeah no I feel that but that's our show thank you so much for listening to the morning shows the millennial morning show where we deliver the best five stories you need to know every

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