The Toast - S5 Ep55: The First Tuesday in May: Tuesday, May 3rd, 2022

Episode Date: May 3, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy first Tuesday in May. Welcome to the Met Gala Extravaganza with your hosts, Claudia and Jackie O. Morning Toast, original recipe. Yes, I am here for people listening on the podcast. Happy to get awarded. Yeah, good luck trying for the rest of the show. I have been so enwrapped in the Met Gala. You have been quaking, shooketh, obsessed, wrapped up in the Met Gala. I got, I was really like looking forward to it. I was telling you that yesterday.

Like I'm just looking forward to like sitting on my couch and judging. But I just didn't see me getting so invested in the whole thing. And from, you know, of course the outfits to the dueling live streams. Like I have so many thoughts. First on how he like completely dropped the ball. Maybe one of their worst pre-shows ever. It ended before the Kardashians showed up. And I guess it's like a cable restriction.

The Kardashians were like, whatever, like fix it. Fix it. Two, do you know how many people they got wrong? Well, everyone thought this guy, Frederick Robertson, was Jared Leto. So that wasn't their fault. They didn't know who Venus Williams was. They couldn't name the designer, Anne Lowe. Even I know that.

She had a whole room at the Met. Like they were, there was no research done. And it was just, they had this, like, house. Whose fault was it? The hosts? The producers in there? Everyone. How do you not know Anne Lowe? Like, I literally watched one TikTok about, like, the, the Met exhibit. Yeah. And I learned who Anne Lowe was. She was an amazing black designer who got no recognition, so now she's getting recognition. She made Jackie O's wedding dress. So they were talking about, like like the inspiration of this woman and they gave her a story and they didn't know her name which is just like disrespectful yeah um and they had this like hologram machine which was like their claim to fame you know they always have like weird tech sometimes it's good of course the glam cam comes

to mind but like every time the mani cam was a low for society I completely agree the mani cam what we need more of. Your fingers walking. So they have this, every time someone new would show up, they'd get a hologram of them in the studio and Zanna Roberts would talk about the meaning. And it just wasn't that cool. And they were so delayed. Vanessa Hudgens being the first

one there because she hosted part of the Vogue stream was the best thing that ever happened to her because she literally was on the E stream for two hours. Vanessa Hudgens just hit the carpet. Really? I saw her on Twitter literally three hours ago. So it was just not premium. Maybe they didn't get like premium footage. I don't know. It was bad. Okay. I guess we're going to just jump right in to Met Gala. No. So we're going to go. First story is our looks. Everything. We're going to go through everyone. I was so busy last night. I haven't really had a

chance. I've been looking this morning, but like to ruminate so I'm gonna be making some decisions on the spot about best and worst looks and I'm really excited to look through everything but it was Zach's birthday last night so we went out to dinner plus I was powering through this book for the redheads and I just have to say I'm kind of loving it. I saw your Instagram. It took a turn for the better and like there's definitely issues with the book like it's extremely verbose. It's not that really well written, but like the love story is like really a slow burn and the buildup, like there's so many conversations that eventually lead to them getting together. I hate when in books, it's like we went from enemies to lovers in like two scenes. Agreed. It's taking like months and

it's the payoff. I'm at 80%. I'm so excited to finish it today. Oh good. I'm really, I didn't see that for myself. Like when I first started it, like yesterday I would have rated it a two. Today it's creeping up on a four. Wow. Isn't that crazy? Wow. So I was really busy with that last night and I didn't get a chance to like be the Met

Gala stalker, but I am really excited to go through all the looks. Even this morning I've seen some that I didn't see last night and I'm just I'm pleasantly surprised uh and we'll go through also I need to like talk everything through in order to know how I feel agreed completely even though like some of my best and some of my worst are immediately coming to mind and I do feel like since you've been you know on the horn all night like you might have some of the history and references that I don't have yes for some of them and I just wanted to give a preface thank you for saying that like before we dive in like first of all we are not making fun of anyone personally we're just talking about clothing and you cannot get offended. And if

you get an invitation to the Met Gala like you are fair game. Agreed and we're not making fun of you we're making fun of your clothes huge you know. Which you likely had no say in. Very important yes clothes huge you know which you likely had no say in very important yes and the other thing I wanted to say was I I know a little bit about like I might say something's not on theme but then like you know an art history major would tell me that it is on theme this is my knowledge to my knowledge um and yes thank you that's my disclaimer before the show when the art history majors come in and show us how it's on theme I do see it but the lay person, we should be able to see that something's on theme without needing a degree in art history from Wesleyan. I completely, completely agree.

So those are my favorite looks where it's like the art history majors appreciate it, the lay person appreciates it, and it's nice to look at. And as a lay person, I'm feeling very lay. You know? We are the lay people. Lay. Also, just like for the Met Gala as a whole before we dive into the looks I thought it was such an interesting evening because I always feel like the after party looks are like such a moment and I woke up this morning

and I had to like search hard for them I didn't really see a lot of them I haven't seen one I forgot that that even happened I know and like I didn't Kim have an after party look? I didn't see. I saw Kendall did. I didn't see Kylie. I saw Hailey Bieber. I saw Billie Eilish. Yeah. Okay. I feel like the after parties weren't as like bustling. Or it just hasn't come out yet.

Like maybe they're still partying. Maybe. Probably not. But I totally forgot that that was a thing. Right. No. And they're usually like fun because they don't have to stick to the theme. And it's just like fun out club fashion. Or it's like the look I almost wore.

But I know for Kim and Kylie in the past, it's like I wasn't sure which one I was going to wear to what. So it's cool to see what else they were working on. Yeah. But I didn't see like a ton of footage. I just thought that was interesting. That is interesting. We were on page six this morning and there was nothing. Right. Except for like Kim's personal after party. Kim literally could be an entire episode today. There's so much to unpack. It's also just crazy how, first of all, they were the dead last people on the carpet. And the carpet is so chaotic.

And part of the reason I like watching the stream and I ended up switching to Vogue, which was very good, is because everyone's really equal at the Met Gala. Like no matter how famous you are, you have to wait in line. And even on the carpet, there's like six or seven spots that you go to to get photographed. And okay, let's say you go to spot one and then you're moving to spot two but someone is still doing their photos in spot two you like as an a-lister have to like take a step back and you're in the background of all the pictures just kind of waiting and it's awkward

and it's like very humbling for all these celebrities who you know don't misstep ever so my favorite part of watching the live stream was seeing like all the celebrities having to act like real people in the background like waiting in line um having trouble getting up the stairs waiting for someone to pass and then when Kim and Pete came there was not one human being on the carpet when like even the biggest celebrities who came there must have been like 10 people on the carpet handlers publicists photographers other celebrities Kim and Pete had it all to themselves and then the stream ended it was just so crazy how she went from being first of all her first Met Gala like the memes the Givenchy like the couch everyone hated it um to literally like the party don't start till Kim

walks in yeah and I was singing how Emma Chamberlain literally got there at six o'clock and Kim rolled in at 9 30 and it's like what are all these people doing inside is it like cocktail hour yeah I'm sure pictures mulling about checking out the exhibit if I were going to the Met Gala but I'm not Kim Kardashian like it's actually behooves you to get there earlier because then people see your look so many times while waiting to see everybody else's that they age fondly in my mind like Vanessa Hudgens yeah if she had just been with the rest of the pack I would barely have noticed her but now I was forced to look at her dress so many times that it really grew on me and that always happens with Emma Chamberlain she's a very prompt girly well she's prompt

because she's always like hosting she was the vogue last year and this year Instagram or TikTok live stream doing double duty and I always wind up loving her look because I've seen it so many times yes I was actually talking to a friend of mine yesterday who is a publicist and she she was basically explaining how, like, unless you're Pete and Kim, if you get there at the very end, like, the publicist, the photographers have been there all day. Like, they are uploading, like, many times throughout the night. That's how we get photos so fast. But, like, if you're at the very end, like, they're done. Like, they go home, they have dinner, they take a shower, and, like, then they upload

your photos. And you're very much, like, an afterthought. So the timing, even though it sucks to get there early because you're mulling about for three hours you really do get so much more coverage like if you're a thirst monster yeah if you need the thirst and it's like not clear how much coverage you're gonna get like for Kim and Pete they would wait all night but yep then I also felt like people in the middle who aren't major major stars or didn't have major looks like really got lost like for me who comes to mind as someone who got like totally lost is Elizabeth J is that her name Pam and Tommy Lily James Lily James maybe Elizabeth is her real name um she was like she's one of my favorites in like the last year and she

just got totally like yeah I didn't see her till this morning right she was just another girl in a sparkly dress yeah there was a lot of that but I think that's what signifies a good Met Gala there's an abundance of glitz and glamour that people are just very middle of the pack. I mean, last year, anybody who showed up would have gotten photographed because 10 people showed up. But I thought this was super A-list. Obviously, all the Kardashians being there was a huge moment. But we did miss. We didn't have Taylor.

There was a lot of speculation. We didn't have Beyonce. We didn't have Ariana Grande. We didn't have Rihanna. We didn't have Rihanna. So all the Kardashians being there, I do feel made up for a little bit of the lack of A-listers. Elon Musk was there. Like it was pretty, I would say it was pretty A-list. It was pretty A-list except like, and I think, but take away the Kardashians for one second. Not so A-list anymore. No, not at all. But I wanted to say one more thing. I mean, maybe they'll

upload stuff from inside, but we didn't get that many full sister moments no we got all the sisters except for kim and we got a kendall and kylie yes double trouble yes what's that movie called it takes two that's what everyone was sending yeah yeah with the hat yeah moment also i wanted to just make one more um shout out because even though i thought her outfit was offensively offensively heinous lala anth, I was so confused. I'm like, Lala on the Vogue stream? That's like so random. I was so wrong, first of all.

Let me tell you why. One, totally forgot TRL Queen. Like, she's interviewed literally every celebrity ever. So her hosting abilities were amazing. And also, she so runs in like such a famous crowd. She knows everyone. And everyone was like, sis. She was calling everyone her sister.

This is my sister. This is my family. And like, she like she wasn't even being like thirsty like that is how it is yeah she was not nervous for one second she always had like the next question coming to her mouth and so many people stopped by they were like I literally never do interviews at the top of the carpet but I had to come see Lala like Kim and Pete would never have done the Vogue live stream Courtney and Travis did it Gabrielle Union did it it. So many of the celebrities were like, I had to come say hi to you. I never do this. Like, they just want to go inside.

It's been like a long evening so far. The anxiety, they just go inside. She was incredible. I hope she gets the gig every year. She was the best host I've ever seen. Like, she should be on E! Like, she was incredible. Amazing.

Incredible. Had to give a shout out. Wow. But her outfit. I think we should just jump right in because we're already into it and we haven't even let you know. No. That without further ado, because there's been a ton of ado.

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They're doing, you know, a list of everyone and we're going to go through all of them. There's 210 people on the list. We will be skipping anyone who is deeply um who not someone that we know yeah that's a nice way of saying yeah okay first up could talk about them for a year kim and pete pete wearing do our men and kim kardashian in vintage jean louis also known as marilyn monroe's happy birthday mr president dress from the 1960s from Ripley's Believe It or Not. What's so funny to me is like the Ripley's Believe It or Not of it all because Ripley's is like such like a it's like a Times Square tacky branch of little Orlando. No it's like P.T. Barnum. Yeah like and you would

think a dress like this would be at like Sotheby's or something like really legit but Ripley's first of all is so respectful of Kim. First of all, they totally are obsessed with her. They gave her a box of Marilyn Monroe's hair. Oh my God. Yeah, so they're like loving this partnership. They made all this cute content on their Instagram. Yeah, I saw the reel. So I just wanted to say like the Ripley's element

is making me giggle. Yeah. But to Kim, I mean, it's crazy how I literally was just, and everyone, waiting and waiting and waiting. We weren't even sure. We had never got confirmation if this was the dress she was wearing it was just speculation but then before she hit the carpet vogue released the photos um in which they say she's wearing the real dress it looks

zipped but on the carpet she wore the real dress as well but she wore a fur stole around the back because it didn't zip all the way yeah so I just don't understand how in the photos on Vogue they said she's wearing the real one and it looks she shows the back and it zipped maybe it's photoshopped some movie magic maybe it's just yeah like or they've had something in place that made it look like it zipped the whole putting out the picture first was very confusing I don't think it was a mistake me neither um it was just confusing I thought she wasn't gonna walk the carpet if that's what they, if they were like putting out these photos first.

Maybe those photos were even taken like days ago. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. You know, so that she could ensure that she got the look because she wasn't sure if it was going to fit. I mean, getting, I love how open she's being about the journey to getting it to fit. She said that she had this idea to wear it. She tried it on at Ripley's three weeks ago it didn't zip she told them that she was gonna lose the weight and they were like they didn't believe it and she Ripley's believe it or not she said

Ripley believe it or not I'm gonna lose 16 pounds in three weeks and she did and she looks amazing she looks so skinny so snatched and she but I love that she's like so open she's like I'm so hungry I'm so excited to have pizza and donuts after this she's like so open she's like I'm so hungry I'm so excited to have pizza and donuts after this but she like she said it's like getting into a role right so you know that's how really she sees it so there's been like a lot of backlash obviously Kim you know unrealistic yada yada um where's the backlash but like you know everywhere I just don't ever remember seeing that backlash for you know Joaquin Phoenix right or Jared Leto the way that Kim described it as like getting ready for a role this is the biggest night of her year this is like the pinnacle of all things fashion I didn't find

it offensive at all I thought it was just quite impressive I don't know how one person loses 16 pounds in three weeks but like somebody tell me how to do it. No, that's, I need to go on the Kim, Marilyn, Ripley diet. I could never. 16 pounds in three weeks sounds good to me. That's insane.

Insane. Pete was there too, looking cute. He got a spray tan. Did you know that? Oh no, I didn't know that, but he does look like tan.

He has a nice glow. Yeah, because like two days ago, he did this like Netflix. They honored Joan Rivers, George Carlin. It was like, it actually looked really cool. And he was on stage talking about it. We got a spray tan. And I because like two days ago, he did this like Netflix. They honored Joan Rivers, George Carlin. It was like, it actually looked really cool. And he was on stage talking about it.

We got to spray tan. And I was like, you do look tanner. That's really funny. So they were giving us so many moments. And now it kind of makes sense why they did their first red carpet a few days ago. Because like if they did all of this for the first time, it just would have been too much, I think. But now we're almost like used to them. Yes.

And they were giving like looking at each other. Like kiss, like, they're so comfortable. They're so comfortable. They were just, like, parading down the carpet, and it's very, very cute, but just something about, I mean, just something about it just, like, pulled at my heartstrings, just for Kanye. No, I know, because that was, like, their event. Yeah, that was their thing. Also what I thought was interesting were the shoes Kim was wearing. They were like enormous clear platform like clod hoppers but because she couldn't tailor it and she's so short like people don't even realize. So at least her shoes were comfortable because she didn't have to wear like you know painfully torturous shoes. Yeah and then once she got up the steps she changed into a replica of a dress that fit better that was more comfortable and steps she changed into a replica of the dress that fit

better that was more comfortable and that she could dance eat and party the night right she said she was never gonna eat in the dress because it's history she couldn't wear any body makeup you know her kkw body foundation she said not as much as she normally would oh i thought she said none i think she said not the body makeup i normally wear but there's definitely some shim shim and shine also let's talk about the hair because we were saying we hope she goes for her signature hair and while I actually I'm not mad to be wrong I love the blonde but I'm glad she didn't do like costume Marilyn Monroe Bob because then order a Marilyn wig on Amazon right because then that looks like tacky and like

she made it her own and I actually loved the hair. And she's staying blonde, she said. Yes, love that for her. I would have liked, like, OG original recipe Kim hair, but, like, this is gorgeous. There's nothing to dislike about the entire experience. I loved every minute of it. It was well worth the wait. She is a queen. She owns this event. it's it's not a

surprise that honestly no other a-listers go because it's literally turned into the Kardashian gala yeah and I'm just glad that now they are all there and they can all enjoy in it I just well I have so many thoughts on the rest of them so let's just do Kardashians first and then we'll get into the rest of the people okay up on my worst dress list is Kourtney and Travis. Okay. First of all, it was not in theme. And if you're not going to be in theme, you have to look glamorous.

And it was not glamorous at all. It was quite ugly. And I hated every minute of it. When she explained it, she did the interview with Lala. And I just have to say, if Kourtney never gets invited back to the Met Gala,

it's for this particular reason. She was so like, you know, when you go, it's bullshit because it's like, it's, you know, this really pretentious affair and you really have to like bow down and be like, this is so amazing. I'm so honored. And Courtney wasn't, wasn't doing that. Like part of me loves her for that. But part of me knows, like, I honestly think if Anna Wintour saw her interview, she would

not get invited back because Lala was like, when you heard the theme, a steamy lexicon, America gilded, whatever, what came to, what did you think about? And she was like giggling, like, honestly, like I didn't think of anything. And it was just like, it could be perceived as disrespectful, even though like, I get it. Like, this is so highbrow. It's like stupid. I totally get it.

But I do think like, she didn't have any reverence toward the thing. Yeah. Well, you know what? I kind of have respect for that because like this event has snubbed her like year after year. So like to come in and not be like groveling thirsty, I have a lot of respect for. But I think that what the question Lala asked is a really good one. And this is like the first time in a long time where the theme is extremely tangible. And like you could point to something that it sparks in you, this theme.

It's not like it's Kamas to Garsons and we don't know what we're celebrating here. You know? I hated her outfit so much. So she said that her outfit was the deconstructed version of Travis's. They're both wearing Tom Brown. And I believe in my heart that she had no say in what she's wearing. It has nothing to do with Kourtney. I'm sure she was just happy to be invited.

It is ugly. Yeah, no no it's not for me but they were obviously meant to be worn together and Travis's as an outfit alone I do like I think it's a nice handsome man outfit I like when the men are wearing like are in theme a little bit you know fun with it but looking classy and and white tie that's the other thing it's like this event was white tie which is even more fancy than black tie and I felt like a lot of the outfits didn't adhere to that like attire yeah that's true like anyone who's wearing a short dress a mini dress I'll not not are you okay um yeah I think yeah I'm good I don't know what happened okay cool um all right next Kardashian who's up on my best dress list is shockingly Kris motherfucking Jenner like yes

the second she walked out of the mark I knew the reference I knew the moment I loved the hair the dress was beyond flattering the one glove she literally looked the best she's ever looked in her entire life. And Kory wearing blue with that yellow, it was giving like Belle and the prince. Yeah, but she was mostly giving Jackie O, which on its own, gorgeous, love it. She really nailed it. And I do think that that's a reference that, you know, it's hard to measure up to. And then on top of that, you have like Jackie O and Marilyn. Yep. And it's just really cute like

her and Kim I don't know if they planned it or that was just like a cute aside that they realized that they could do plus it's just like if the theme is American icons like they are the two yeah uh I thought it was adorable I loved it like I just didn't see me thinking Kris Jenner because you know Kris is really interesting she's always at the Met Gala with whichever of her daughters are going but she's very much like in the background her outfits just kind of like are acceptable they're like on par they're not like gonna change lives so you don't really expect a lot fashion wise from chris you know she's really there to support her daughters but she stole the motherfucking show she really did i would have loved to see that look on

any of the girls say highly kendall oh agreed. Agreed. Yeah. But Kris was just perfection. Like I cannot stress enough how weirdly she might be my best dressed. Yeah no she's she's on my list. We will share our best and worst dress after this but I also need to go through everything to make sure that my list runs the gamut. So I loved Kris. Let's go to Kendall. Kendall I liked Chris let's go to Kendall Kendall I liked she's always number one best dress for me she's not this year but she looked very nice very nice I loved the bleach brows yeah that I felt seen yeah no eyebrow moment I don't really have a lot to say I thought it was in theme and it was pretty but it wasn't going to change anyone's lives yeah agreed then let's talk about probably the most divisive outfit divisive divisive yeah

outfit on the red carpet people were shook people thought it was a joke and it was Kylie's off-white wedding dress ball cap veil moment I like love it I know you do when I first saw it I was not obsessed but not only did it grow on me and like she really is the American bride that's I think the the reference there like the ball cap there's nothing more American than that she had been working with Virgil since 2020 to go to the Met Gala so it was all an homage to Virgil but I also just loved like how she looked in it I thought she looked so confident and even like no she's been sharing a lot of like her personal journey I thought she just looked amazing she looked like she was having fun and she was feeling herself and she wore the look you know the look did not

wear her and overall the more I saw in her it on her I was just like she looks adorable okay it it grew on me but it was ugly I'm sorry And I think it's awesome that she honored Virgil and that she's sharing all these text messages and it's really beautiful. But even on the off-white Instagram, like they weren't really explaining how it was in theme. So I didn't really feel like it was in theme. And then I didn't feel like it was particularly beautiful.

Therefore, it's a no for me. It's not on my worst dress list because I agree. She wore the dress. She looked like she was having fun. And she looked cute, like in a costumey kind of way yeah but it is not the vibe sorry I just really liked it on her I if anybody else was wearing it I feel like I wouldn't have liked it as much but she just looked really happy I know I think you're blinded I'm blinded by like this Kylie love simpatico and agnatico erotico connection I'm feeling right now but she also just like looks really happy looked like herself she just looked like a kid having fun

she looked like a kid having fun but it was not um what it needed to be but also like knowing it's Virgil knowing it's off-white and that is like the off-white thing like taking things and then just like taking things that are classic and putting like the off-white spin on it. I just, I really enjoyed it so much more than I thought that I would when I first saw it. It was going to be a no for me. In every picture I'm seeing of her, she's just being a cutie. It's going to be a no. And then also the picture at the top of the steps, Kendall and Kylie together made both

of their looks make more sense. I completely agree. And for a moment, I thought maybe Kendall was also wearing off-white because when they were just like, you know, big black ball gown, big white ball gown, it was, they were like yin and yang, but they weren't meant to be simpatico outfits. No, but it was a really cute moment. And it made me like Kylie's outfit more.

I agree. Yeah. And then we had Khloe, who was wearing Moschino, who I thought looked great. Yeah. And then we had Khloe who was wearing Moschino, who I thought looked great. Yeah. She was gilded. It was just, there was nothing like avant-garde or, you know, we knew about it.

Yeah. But she looked gorgeous. Safe. Safe in theme. You know what she literally should have worn? Remember when they had the Gatsby themed party and she wore that headpiece with the matching dress? Yeah.

That was the vibe. I feel like she was very nervous she was so excited to be there and I think she just wanted to like get out unscathed it was a very safe choice I wasn't like sold on the ruffle but it was cute and it was pretty and it was fine yeah and I'm sure like she felt really good in it and had a really good night partying the night away yeah and she's like fun and I think she just wanted to get the carpet over with. She has bad anxiety. She didn't want people to like,

she didn't want to do anything sort of like confusing or, you know, you need a degree in fashion to understand. Like she just wants to look pretty. And she looks pretty. And she looks pretty. However, all together, the family looked like a mess. Clowns. I'm going to be honest with you.

You look like fucking clowns. But like everyone at the Met G mac alley it's a clowny affair yes i was just watching this video like celebrities they all went with the same designer like they were going to look not cohesive you know i was actually thinking how iconic it would be if they were all with the same designer um i don't know who that would be like for a while i felt like it was like them and balman like besties but i don't really feel like kim wears balman anymore well she's like moved on to like Balenciaga. I think she's like still has love in her heart for Olivier.

But I don't think it's like her vibe anymore. She's graduated. So I don't know if there ever could be a world in which they all, because they all have like their different aesthetics and their different brand associations. So I was thinking that it would be cool if they all did like a cohesive look, especially for the first year that they were there. But Kim needed this moment.

It was iconic. No complaints no complaints maybe next year I would absolutely love that and any designer should like just have a Kardashian table agreed okay now we're gonna scroll down to Nicki Minaj who is wearing a very Kylie look but she's in Burberry she's also in the ball cap and and she's also on my worst dress list a big gown I'm not loving it let me tell you why first of all in the words of Nicki Minaj, I hate, hate your hair and makeup today. No, her hair and makeup looks fine. I hate the hat more than anything. The dress did not fit on the live stream with Lala.

She was covering her boobs like it was not properly altered to fit her breasts, which is just not okay. I hated everything about this. I thought the body jewels were really cool. She said they were done by Pat McGrath that was really cool um her glam is great hate literally everything else about this love the glam love the jewels I actually have an appreciation for the hat just because it's so American and okay and it would be remiss devastating and heartbroken if no one wore a ball cap I tried to incorporate it into their look okay hey yeah it's hard to wore a ball cap. I tried to incorporate it into their look. Okay. Hey. Yeah. It's hard to make a ball cap white tie,

but they tried their best. Hey. Next we have Lily James. Looking, you know, really beautiful and really basic and looking like she's going to Kris Jenner's Great Gatsby themed party. Yeah. No, I love the dress.

There's nothing not to like. It's not doing anything like absolutely new, but like she looks gorgeous. I don't love the hair. was just gonna say that maybe it's because I loved her so much as like a platinum blonde in Pam and Tommy I thought it was like the color she should have forever I actually really don't like this hair I think it ages her yeah I would agree next we have Normani and Christian Siriano I think she's a lot of people's one of their best. Agreed. She looks amazing. Love the hat.

Her body's on fleek. Black. They were explaining on one of the live streams, like, a lot of people are wearing black. And for a reason, it's in theme. So I don't really know why, but black is in theme. And I love it. Love. Love.

It's not, like, life-changing, but it's really good. You know what I like about it? It's like, if you had covered the midriff, like, it really could have been worn back in the day. Right, so it's a modern spin. So it's a modern take, and it's a very much like a pop star's take. Agreed. On a Gilded Era dress. Agreed. The hat is extremely Miss Marianne from the Gilded Age, and all in all, I'm here for it. That's actually a really good point. If you were to cover the midriff, it like could have been worn back in the day. Yeah. It's very good.

It's very, very good. And the makeup is sickening. Yes. The green eyeshadow is the choice. Oh, I like it. Yeah, no, it makes it more fun. Right. Next, we have Gabrielle Union in Versace.

Amazing. Really? And on the live stream, she looked incredible talking to Lala. There was like so much meaning behind it it is i love did she explain the bow the flower um no but she was wearing these like red a string of red not like pearls but like rubies in her hair because you know it's like the gilded age and as a black woman like how do you celebrate that

so it was like the blood sweat and tears it was really meaningful and I think maybe the the bow has something to do with that yeah the flower I loved it loved and Dwayne Wade looked great too so I love this I'm not loving the flower like it's giving period okay but it's giving period peace maybe that's the message I love it but i love the train i love i love the combination of sparkles and the feathers and everything i agree love then there's wayne wade then there's wayne wade matching sexy gorgeous cane i love the cane we should have seen more canes agreed cara delevingne was i think the only other person who had a cane

uh next we have sierra and and Michael Kors and behind her is Kourtney and Travis doing their tongues on the Met Gala. And I just want to say like I'm glad that they did that. Me too. Because that's what everybody wanted to see. This is okay. She looks beautiful. She could do no wrong. But this could be worn to any event. The Grammys. Yes. Anything. She looks stunning. Not super gilded but like but fine i would rather be a little not in theme but looking beautiful agreed then the theme to a t and being a clown billy eilish that's exactly who did that but we'll get there next we have sydney sweeney

and tori birch and considering she's the girl of the moment she's like couldn't be more it it's a little disappointing i completely agree the train did come off into a mini dress so she Considering she's the girl of the moment, she's like, couldn't be more it. It's a little disappointing. I completely agree. The train did come off into a mini dress. So she was giving, you know, Chugi Millennial at her wedding in the after party dress. It did remind me a lot of Kim on the cover of Vogue, like the really dark eye makeup. Yeah. And then like the strapless.

It was pretty. I saw a lot of people wearing wedding dresses. And I don't know if that means it's a part of the theme is that something that's about the American Anthology I have no idea but this is very pretty but very boring yeah I don't think we invented the white wedding dress actually I believe it was Queen Victoria who first wore white well so if it's an homage to Queen Victoria then I'm here for it it It was fine. It was fine. I expected more from her just because, like, she...

Is the it girl. There's no one more current. Yeah, and I don't know. I think she might have, like, some sort of partnership with Tory Burch, but I thought the decision to go with Tory Burch is kind of random. Yeah. Because Tory Burch is very classy, very elegant, but it's not show-stopping, you know, life-changing, industry-changing.

Yeah. Next we have Lizzo and her flute in Tom Brown sickening yeah the fact that Tom Brown made this outfit and Kourtney Kardashian's means Kourtney didn't get enough time in her meeting um I you know she's holding one of the most expensive flutes in the world as a $55,000 flute oh my god the jacket was so sick from the back and when she took it off inside the dress was like this deconstructed corset. Sickening from every. She nailed it. Sickening from visuals and also theme. Killed it.

The jacket is so in theme and the deconstructed corset is so in theme and a flute is always in theme. Sickening. Loved this. And she also was making content in the bathroom at the Met Gala. We are grateful. She was very like searching for Kim. She just wanted to meet Kim. Like we are obsessed and she killed it. Well she should have been at Courtney's table with Tom Brown so. Right even though I know they sit by designer but I saw a picture maybe

they all just like got up and changed because all the Kardashians were sitting at the same table. Yeah you love to see it. Yeah. Next Katy Perry and Oscar de la Renta. Jail go to jail. This is a crime. Every other picture that I saw I would agree in this picture though I like it more than I've liked it before hate but it's just a lot going on it's giving funeral it's giving mess and this doesn't even look like Oscar de la Renta yeah it's bad it's not great no no but you know what? It's nice to see her doing something different as opposed to being like a giant hamburger. Agreed.

And that's what she said. She's like, this is the most comfortable. She was interviewed by Vanessa. And she said, like, I'm always like doing the most. So it's nice to just be here in a dress. Oh, that's really funny. And I feel that. I feel that.

Next, Miranda Kerr and Oscar de la Renta. Another wedding dress. I don't get it. Is this her wedding dress? If I were invited to the Met Gala though like as a lay person. But without like you know a designer on tap. And so many people like go and they have to dress themselves. Yeah. Wear your wedding dress you guys. You really can't go wrong. You could dye it. You know you're never gonna wear it again. That's true. My wedding dress would be good for any Met Gala. And I have two of them so I can go for two years, you guys. Okay, good.

Good to know. Just in case anyone wants to invite me. But this looks like it would be her wedding dress. So there's nothing not to like, but it's not, you know. Changing lives. Changing lives. Jasmine Tewks in zoo hair maraud could be changing lives, though. Yeah, this is.

Gorgeous girly. This is pretty sickening. Yep. Love the gloves. The hair is so Gilded Age. Yeah. Love the dress. Love the color. It's not crazy about the shoes. It's really hard for these supermodels to mess up. Yes that's true because they have such like deep relationships with like the premium designers and they're literally models. And they're like mannequins you know. Everything just works on gorgeous the necklace everything this is

beautiful beautiful next we have SZA and Vivian Westwood I like the hat you do yeah I think it's like funny and like dramatic and it's like it's a costume ball so like it's it's camp um I like the beat that's what I was gonna say. I do not like anything else about this. Agreed. I really don't like neon pink and black. It reminds me of Hot Topic. Agreed. But the necklace is pretty.

Yeah, agreed. I would agree. Okay. Next, we have Karlie Kloss in Givenchy staring Sam right in the eye. And she's looking Cam right in the eye. She actually looks quite dramatic for her. Yeah, she looks like Black Swan. I love it. I like it too. I don't know if it's on theme. Well you said black is on theme. Gloves are on theme. Yeah I guess. Lace you know this is very boudoir. This is fine. Again she's a supermodel so it's really hard for her to look bad in like

what is basically lingerie. It's so fine. It's so fine. I agree. Not changing lives. Next, we're going to scroll down a little bit to one of the men, Odell Beckham Jr. I don't know who he's wearing, but I really like it. I like it too. Yeah.

I don't necessarily understand how it's in theme. Agreed. But it's really cute. And I love the necklaces. He reminds me of us with our new chains. Totally. Totally. Okay. Next, we have Rosalia in Givenchy. cute and I love the necklaces he reminds me of us with our new chains totally totally okay next we have Rosalia and Javon Shea I love this I don't know if it's just this picture that's amazing it

is see the front because the last picture I saw of the front I like wasn't crazy about but this from the back it's everything yeah I can't really decide how I feel about this. Wait, I'm like, it's moving up. It's not my best. It's not like my top three, but it's encroaching on top three. The back is definitely the moment because from the front, I remember being like extremely underwhelmed. I don't really have a thought on this, honestly. I can't figure out if it's like so ugly or like really beautiful.

You know what? I need to seek out one more picture in order to make. And I think that might just be a really favorable picture. Yeah, and to show like only one picture on Vogue.com like that's really unfair. I know but we would be here all day. No totally. Okay I need here's a okay from the front I don't love it as much. Right this is obviously like a very flattering picture. Yeah but you know photos pictures worth a thousand words. Okay next up is Olivia Rodrigo and I have like so many thoughts.

Okay what are your thoughts? My thoughts are like now that she's been famous for like a good amount of time she's done a lot of red carpets she's been to the Grammys this is her second Mac Gala I've come to the conclusion like her red carpet style like sucks it's not giving what it's supposed to be give like she is this young pop star and she's just always looking like not a young pop star and like this dress is so fine the gloves are fine actually like the hair but it's just like it's fine I like it I just but she's another one where it's like I would put her with a Sidney Sweeney where it's like everybody should be clamoring to dress her. Like, so it's a little underwhelming, but she is on theme and I really like it.

And she looks nice. I don't really like it. I kind of hate it. It's giving like cachet prom. Okay. Okay. I don't feel as harshly towards it, but I respect that you do.

I think you just have like really big aspirations for her. As I should. She's new artist of the year. Like she's the it girl of music. Yes. And could she be prettier? Yeah. No.

Next we have Russell Westbrook. Love. Don't know who he's wearing, but I love it. It's so like what a man would have worn back in the day. This is a really great theme for the men. Agreed. Because all they really have to do is show up in white tie maybe put like a little flare some of them had a manicure something like that and you nailed it and I think Russell

Westbrook nailed it agree I love this I love the hat I love everything and I love the necklaces making it more modern agreed love next Sarah Sampaio Michael Kors it's so Michael Kors. It's so Michael Kors. Yes, it is. And it could be worn anywhere at any time. It actually, I'm sorry, it sucks. Because, yeah, I, it's like too on the nose boring. You know, it's so boring. Yeah. For a supermodel. Yeah.

Okay. We got Kendall. Oh. We have Kendall who we discussed. Cardi B in Versace. Up on my best dress list. Yeah. I think the coolest part that I didn't even realize is like,

you think those things on her arms are like cuffs. They're stacked bracelets. Like it's so sick. Oh, wow. The necklace, the thing on her neck is not a collar. It's stacked necklaces. My only like little caveat to otherwise what would have been maybe one of my best dress.

It looks so similar to Kendall's Balm. Was that Balmain last year? I thought it was Givenchy. Givenchy. The like chandelier moment that saved the, it's literally that in gold. Yeah, but it is a different designer and it's clearly made out of like completely different materials. No, like all the enamel Versace.

It's like if you get up really close because she was on the live stream. Yeah. The little Versace. It's, it's so sick. It's up there. And I love her hair too. Yep. And it yep and it's gilded and it's oh beyond gilded it's very on theme this is a perfect look honestly because it's gorgeous glamorous sickening agree and perfectly on theme the hair and makeup is sickening as well i would agree great next kylie who we discussed another photo of her i'm just loving loving loving oh my god I didn't even see Molly Sims so random I kind of love what she's wearing you do yeah I mean she looks I like the

dress period but like as a love for a Met Gala yeah I actually I do love the dress and I love the gloves and it's super fancy it's white tie the sleeves are giving like Roman gilded queen and the train and everything love the cape and you know what i agree you turn me around and i love the color yeah no she looks amazing yeah jack harlow was there he's really the it boy and he looks terrible he's wearing jean-vaughn she it's giving nothing i would have loved to seen him and you know just old school white tie agreed the coat and everything hate yep moving on scrolling down to down to Kerry Washington in Tory Burch. Very pretty.

Very pretty. She looks great. Yeah. She looks really great. Yeah. Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz. Not in theme and not that cute. Both wearing Valentino.

They look stunning, but not in theme. I agree. But she looks great. They can do no wrong. Yeah, but like. They don't go hard. They like looking nice and beautiful. Yeah, I guess. You know guess they don't want to look like clowns I guess I see that for them though you wouldn't catch Victoria Beckham out here no but you would catch Victoria

Beckham in theme but not clowny at least like a small reference no you can you can be in theme and not clowny Lily James yeah Khloe Kardashian yep agreed this is giving like Real Housewives trip to Morocco like that's what you would wear on a sand dune yeah okay fair so you a little disappointing yeah Cara Delevingne in Dior I haven't had a chance to really study this one she's body painted wearing nipple covers and a lot of jewels. I just can't. And she has the cane. I don't really. It's gilded.

It is gilded. Okay, like, I don't really hate it. I don't know. It's a little too nude for my liking, but with the coat on, like, her being, like. I think it would have been very cool with the coat on, I have to say. She would have been having, like, a masculine take on the theme with, like, you know, some body paint. It's just a lot. I think it would have been very cool with the coat on, I have to say. Because she would have been having a masculine take on the theme with some body paint. It's just a lot. I don't know. It's not my favorite.

It's not my favorite, but it's not my least favorite at all. I have to remember to do my least favorite. Yeah. Next, we have Kiki Layne in Probel Garong. And I just fucking love. It's perfection. It's perfection. The gloves, the detail, it's everything of the sort. Just need to make a note on my best. Yeah that's definitely up there for best. I love it. I love it so much I could look at it all day. It's really something.

It's really really. The hair, the gloves, the very simple accessories. It's perfection. Yeah. Okay now scrolling down to Kid Cudi in Kenzo. Oh it's nice. I love this. I like this too. Because it's it's gilded but it's fun. I love the color. Agreed. I love it. It's in theme and it's handsome. It's handsome. I completely agree. Wow Chloe looks amazing. That's a great picture of Chloe. I'm so happy that she like got to wear something that like you know she's feeling like the snatcher. Yeah. And like she would wear that to a red carpet. And I love the gloves.

Yeah. I love it. I haven't had I hadn't seen this picture. She looks incredible. So many gloves. And I loved the gloves like the opera gloves. I loved the gloves for everyone. OK.

Next we have Gwen Stefani and Vera Wang. OK. It's worth noting she did her own makeup because like last minute her makeup artist bounced and like good luck trying to find a makeup artist met Gala Monday. And I thought her makeup looked really good so I just wanted to say that. This is a very bad picture of it. I don't hate it. I just don't understand it given like the theme. Yeah. You didn't see a lot of neon. Right no i agree but she looks pretty she does look pretty and she's gwen stefani so if anyone's gonna shake it up it's gonna be her i agree she's shaking it

up chicago and she looks like she's having fun you know what i would have done if my makeup artist canceled i would have called like emma chamberlain's because you know he was done early right she got there late too yeah you could have someone do your whole glam in the time that the red carpet is going on even though i think that yeah actually no you're 100 right yeah 100 uh okay next joshua jackson and jody turner smith she looks incredible gorgeous gorgeous and they were being like so annoyingly cute with lala like they're obsessed they were literally like being like courtney and travis like obsessed with each other um he looks nice as a couple they're looking great as a couple as As a couple. Him on his own, like, I'm not crazy about the pants. No, no.

But she is, um, a goddess. This is, like, maybe one of the best women outfits. Agreed. Totally agree. Okay, next is someone who I'm also loving. Lucy Boynton, just looking, like, sweet as sugar. Yeah, I totally forgot about her, like, as a person. She always looks great and always on

theme never doing the most yeah never doing the least yes agreed it's perfectly mid I love it yep she's just a fashion girly and she never misses agreed okay now we have Dove Cameron um I'm happy that she was there because you know I'm a Dove girly but I'm not loving this look it looks like it came off the Descendants set. It's messy. But I also think she's someone who didn't have a say. Agreed. She was just so thrilled to be invited. And I'm thrilled for her.

Me too. And her face looks pretty. Her hair looks great. Yeah. Next, we have the snatchler Addison Rae. You know, like very nice. Very Grammys. Yeah.

She looks better than she did last year. So she's moving on up, which is always good. Yeah. She looks like she was having a lot of fun in the dress. Yeah. It's a very flattering cut. I love a halter. It's not, you know, going to shake up the fashion industry by any means, but it's nice. It's, like, safe.

You know, I feel like with a lot of these looks, it's, like, you don't necessarily, some people want to be avant-garde and, like, want to do, like, Cara Delevingne, like, wants you don't necessarily, some people want to be avant-garde and like want to do, like Cara Delevingne, like wants to do the most, doesn't want to be safe ever. But some people just like want not to end up on the worst dress list. Agreed. And this is totally that. A hundred percent. I did think it was a little ill-fitting around the breasts, like in some of the photos, it's

just like material bunching up. But I think she looks very, very pretty and she looks like herself, which is nice. And I'm sure she like had a great night in the dress dance the night away with her friends and I'm happy for her I love seeing her at these events agreed next we have Taylor Hill a best dress agreed for sure agreed but again for these supermodels it's just not fair to put them on the best dress list honestly yeah but it's like why couldn't any celebrity wear what they're wearing no this dress is really spectacular it's spectacular it's gilded age it's fashion it's mac alla it's white tie agreed it's gorgeous gorgeous girly it's a gorgeous gorgeous girly moment for sure oh my god we are only at number 47 out of 210 and i think the episode's already

no but you know what like i feel like after 100, we don't know any of those people. Okay, okay. Next, we have Awkwafina. Jail. Next, we have Emily Ratajkowski. Also jail. Also jail. Cellmate with Awkwafina. I was going to say.

They could chair a cell. It's horrible. This is one of, actually, I hadn't had a worst yet, but I need to start. Yeah, Emily's up there. I need to write this down. It's really bad. Yep, it's really bad. And I know that it's, like, very special. It's's like Atelier Versace hasn't been worn since Yasmin I get it

it's ugly agreed next we have Lily Aldridge in kite and I'm loving it I didn't even see it up until now and she's unbelievably gorgeous another one the supermodel that yes it's just getting all the good looks agreed yeah I love it next we have Simone Ashley and Moschino Mrs. Bridgerton by Countess Bridgerton this was like her night because she is like the Bridgerton girly I didn't see her till now I was wondering if she was there I have to say the Bridgerton girlies as a whole didn't really do it for me in in the way that they should have given that they wear these dresses on set every day. This is fine, but it's not like she could have done more. Same with Phoebe Dinniver. Yeah. She was like actually bad.

Yeah. Also imagine meeting Phoebe and like your ex is with Kim shutting down the carpet. Oh my God. Right. There were so many like weird moments. Kaya Gerber and Jacob Elordi and Austin Butler. Vanessa Hudgens, Austin Butler. Yes.

That's a real one because they dated for 10 years. Phoebe DeNiver and Pete dated for 10 minutes. Three weeks, yeah. Yeah. So I'm sure it hurts less, but still like they're the talk of the ton. The ton. And you're showing up like having to watch. Is like very meh.

Yes, but good. Yeah. Good. She's good. She's safe. Agreed agreed she's been marked safe yeah literally next Chloe Bailey horrible I don't like the color I think in a different color I would have really liked the color is so tacky I like the neck thing me too but I hate the dress yeah agreed um oh and Naomi Campbell I didn't even see her. Naomi Campbell in Burberry, loving. She always looks wonderful.

Agreed. Next, you have Dakota Johnson, Jared Leto, and Alessandro Michelle all in Gucci with the Gucci designer. Together, they look great. Yeah, I like Dakota's. It's not like amazing. It's very much Taylor Swift 1989 tour. Yes. But it's cute.

It's cute. And it's a Dakota sandwich in this picture. And I love Dakota. She's really like an it girl for me. And I love Jared Leto. I didn't realize that he was there because everybody thinks that other guy. Thought he was the other guy. Yeah.

Totally. I thought that too. Okay. Next, Kate Moss. Boring. I like it because it's like a deconstructed tuxedo. Boring. I think that she looks good.

Next, we have Future. Also in like a take on the tuxedo white tie cute cute yeah next oh Maisie Williams yeah I didn't recognize her Williams because she went without eyebrows but her outfit is great yeah it is it's wonderful yeah huh Next we have Christine Brzezanski, who is Branski, who is the Gilded Age. Oh right! She's Adelaide. She's Aunt Ada. Ada. She looks great actually. This is obviously like a masculine take on white tie, and I think it's really pretty actually. Yeah, but I like a couple of the girlies from Gilded Age went, including Meryl Streep's daughter and including Peggy. And why didn't they just borrow outfits from the set?

Like, come on. Agreed. That would have been so iconic. Agreed. Like, we literally have a show called The Gilded Age right now, and that's the theme. Even though Meryl Streep's daughter, whose name I cannot remember, looked great. She did. But she is the Gilded Age queenie.

Yeah. And she didn't look so gilded. Yeah. Next, Eva Chen and Peter Doeter doe and i really like this me too and the photo of vogue is using is extremely unflattering because on the other side it's off the shoulder and it's it's gilded it's it's great i love this yeah it's a combo of the men's and the women's exactly um okay we need to move it along hailey bieber in saint laurent stunning shut it down she's a safe queen but she always like looks so gorgeous with a tip

with a hint of the theme agreed and looking like herself and like she's gonna dance comfortable gonna dance the night away agreed I love this agreed love it's very safe she's a safe queen yes next we have Irina Shayk in Burberry horrible yeahrible. Yeah, no, it's really, really bad. Horrible. Yeah. Next, Jessica Chastain in Gucci. Not my favorite. Not my favorite, but she looks really nice and beautiful. Jacob Elordi, giving us nothing.

But he's giving us like a man's look with a little bit of sequins. It's nothing. I like it. He looks so handsome. Sometimes when like, sometimes for the men, all you got to do is look sharp. But I know you disagree with me because like for my for my best dress men it's Shawn Mendes me too and Austin Butler who didn't even wear classic tuxedos so you could do so much more I'm sorry this is so boring and it's first of all it's white tie and you're wearing a uh a tie which is like cocktail attire okay fine so it's. So it's horrible. Horrible?

It's horrible. I think it's safe. Anita, best dress. Literally, the pearls, the silhouette, it's everything. Gorgeous, gorgeous girl. I love. David Lauren, Ralph Lauren's son, jail. Okay, but in his defense, he is literally a combination of American anthology and gilded age he's got

jeans on the bottom and a tuxedo on top i actually appreciate the thought madeline patch stunning stunning i love it it's perfect girls like really show up camilla mendez and they always like they're never the best like most memorable but they're never the worst? And they always like, they're never the best, like most memorable, but they're never the worst. No, and they always get it on theme and they always look beautiful. And they're always like respecting the institution. Agreed. And I think Madelaine looks.

The costume institute. Madelaine looks amazing. Yes. Next, your favorite fashion icon. Maggie Rogers. She looks horrible. And literally her red carpet style is probably my least favorite in all of Hollywood. Wow that's a big statement. This is really bad. You know who my least favorite red carpet style

in all of Hollywood is? Who? Ben Platt. Yes I did know that. Jackie has like a hard-on for Ben Platt. His Met Gala looks two years in a row are my worst. Wow. Lenny Kravitz. Cute. Yeah cute. Very Lenny. Wow. Lenny Kravitz. Cute. Yeah, cute. Very Lenny. Phineas actually looks great.

Phineas O'Connell. That's his last name. I guess. No, I thought it was Ferb. I thought it was Eilish. Oh, right. No, but her name is like Beatrice. She has like a crazy long name.

He looks good, actually. Very on theme. Yeah. Oh, wow. That was real. Like, I didn't expect you to say that. Like, I get it. I don't think it's stunning, but I get it. Okay. Ariana DeBose and Moschino perfection yeah perfection yeah I need to see it more close up Sabrina Carpenter and Paco Rabanne giving safe queen giving us nothing but

a little bit of something but I expect safe queen from Sabrina Carpenter she's just happy to be there totally okay one of my biggest disappointments of the night is Megan the Stallion in Moschino. It's so costumey. But that's the Moschino way. Yeah I know but it's like it's almost so costumey that it's not beautiful. I understand. I'm not living for this. But that's how I feel about Ariana DeBose a little bit too and she also went with Moschino. I think it might be the coloring then or like the feather shoulders. She's looking like an extra in Game of Thrones. it might be the coloring then or like the feather shoulders. She's looking like an extra in Game of Thrones.

Yeah. But that's just the Moschino take on things. Yeah, but I'm not here for it. Regé-Jean Page giving us nothing. Considering my bar for the men is so low,

I actually do not like this. I don't like it, especially like you were in Bridgerton. Do better. Borrow something from the set. A hundred percent. Oh my God.

So random was Sigourney Weaver. And I just want to say, I think she might be my best dressed I just love her so much like thank you Michael Kors for paying homage to like one of the greatest actresses of our time who doesn't get any recognition

I fucking love Sigourney Weaver and I think she looks sickening okay where's the lie where's the lie yep oh Mayor Adams um wearing a jacket

telling to end gun violence when he's the one who could do that but he's at the met gala right so um cute so it's a no so cute uh oh oh i thought that was someone else sorry oh um winnie harlow in iris van herpen looking really cute love i don't really understand how it would be on theme it It's giving more heavenly bodies. It is. But it's really pretty. I love it so much. She's another one.

Like supermodels get the best looks. So easy. But I hadn't seen it from the front. I hadn't seen her red carpet pictures. I just saw like pictures of her with other people. I absolutely love and adore. Adore. And I might have to add it to my list.

Yeah. Now this next person I really want your take on. Okay. It's Penelope Featherington. Oh, her what do you think about it so it's like not my favorite look and as we discussed pink and black are not my favorite combination but I'm really happy for her even though she became extremely radical and off the rails in Bridgerton and so she's really hard to sympathize with like I'm happy that she's there I hope that she met Kim because I know that they talk and Kim's obsessed and obviously Kim's not gonna

over Phoebe okay I have to say this might be like an extremely hot take but I absolutely love this first of all the pink and the black is not bothering me I didn't even realize it was pink and black until you just said that and pink and black usually does bother me I love the feathers especially since she's the Penelope Featherington. The silhouette is so Bridgerton. The sleeves and I just know how hard it is as a chubby girl to look good on a red carpet because designers like are not used to dressing chubby people and I think she looks unbelievably gorgeous. Like I'm obsessed. You know what? The more I'm looking at it the more I'm loving it. And she's wearing it. It's not wearing her. You're doing great things. Keep talking. So it, the more I'm loving it. And she's wearing it. It's not wearing her.

You're doing great things. Keep talking. So you'll be up on my best dress. Also, I don't know if she's blonde, but the blonde is gorgeous. She is. When you look at her Instagram, she is not Penelope. She is Nicola. I think this is so special, honestly.

Like, I know it could be, like, a little clownish because it's, like, feathers and there's, like... But it's the costume ball. I actually love it. It's not my best dress, but I think it deserves a moment. You know what? It's really grown on me. I love the jewels. I do. I actually love it. It's not my best dress, but I think it deserves a moment. You know what? It's really grown on me. I love the jewels. I do.

I love the pleany pink. Okay, good. I'm glad. Like, I just wanted to make an impact. Look at you. Okay, next are my best dressed couple of the night. Shut it down. Everyone else go home.

We have Elon and May Musk wearing Dior, and I'm obsessed. I have to say, Elon's outfit is finally one person wore just men's white tie. He has the tails on. He has a white tie on. It's white tie and that's literally what the fucking attire was and nobody wore a white tie. So kudos to Elon for just reading the invitation. Right. And May actually looks like she could be going to a gala at the Vanderbilts. Like that is what they wore. Yeah I think that they look so amazing. I love that he brought May. His mom.

Like the month, but with an E. Yes, Elon. Thank you for spelling my name. It's the first May. It's the first Monday May. Oh my God. You don't understand how obsessed I am. Like I wish there was an account that was just like the Elon tracker at the Met.

I need to know everyone that he spoke to. Who he danced with. Like he's a single man right now. Right. Who was he flirting with? We need to be looking at this carpet with a keener eye. Who would spark Elon's interest? Sabrina Carpenter?

Stop. Sorry, she was just behind him. And he was also seen mingling with Chris and Corey and Kim and Pete. And I'm sorry, those are the only people at the whole gala that I'm interested in. If you threw in Frank Catania, I would have a heart attack. You know what? The fact that Frank Catania wasn't invited is so disgusting. It's disgusting. Anna has no taste. All right, next up is your favorite human being on planet Earth. It's Ben Platt. Now tell me why you hate this look so much, because honestly, I don't mind it. Do I think it's amazing? No, it's very mid. Honestly, I don't know

why I hate it so much, because I do think if someone else was wearing it, I might feel differently. I think you maybe hate Ben Platt. I think maybe do too, but I know that I don't like. No, you know what? I've started to like like him a lot less only because I've heard he's like so nasty. You know, he has a policy where he doesn't take pictures with fans. Excuse me. That's so rude. Yeah. I just like really don't like this on him but i actually like the outfit on someone else on someone else i feel that for you i can't explain it i feel like i might have said the same exact thing last year when he went like full 70s denim right american lexicon which kind of was like on theme right literally outfit was like fine whoever it's not the designer's fault yeah you know um next up is billy eilish And I feel like this dress is so on theme.

The styling is so on theme. And it is so, so ugly. But I like the dress, like, off of her. Yeah. No, the way my phone just cut her head off. Okay, so if you look at it headless, what do you think? It looks like it belongs in the costume institute no it looks like it's a set of um a costume on the gilded age set it's gucci by the way and now looking at it headless i love it it's quite

beautiful but it doesn't work on billy i don't know why i couldn't tell you why maybe if her hair was blonde again but it's just not working sometimes things just don't work you guys agreed i agree it's not working next oh i just want to talk about Shalom Harlow and Ralph Lauren because I absolutely adore. Yeah I don't know who she is. Me neither. But I thought her dress was pretty. Gorgeous. Agreed. I think we might have reached the bottom. Is there anyone we didn't talk about? Like Phoebe Bridger is giving us nothing. Yeah we didn't talk about Kaia Gerber who is another best dress. Yes she's on my list for best dress. Her hair was sickening the met gala down i loved it the dress was perfect and her and awesome butler are two of the most gorgeous people on the planet and it's actually like not fair that they get to

be together yeah but that they should be together you know i also just want to say alexa chung i don't know who she's wearing but she's wearing like a simple wedding dress and i think she looks gorgeous yeah it's fine i love it it's's pretty. Bradley Cooper was there just like giving nothing. He just wanted a night out and wanted to meet some pretty girls. It's giving nothing. I hope he met someone. I think that really he was like there just to schmooze. Chloe Fineman looked pretty. Like I think her outfit was totally on theme but I'm not crazy about the turtleneck yeah I think it's just too much on her the whole thing agreed um I feel like we hit everyone I do as oh Alicia Keys um at first I really liked it but the more I looked at it the New York City landscape on her cape was like

giving tacky Times Square yeah sometimes it's too literal I know you know who we didn't talk about who was extremely literal on theme gorgeous, stunning, and host? Blake Lively. Oh, my God. Where the fuck is she on the list? Where is she? She wasn't here. So here's my thoughts on Blake Lively.

First of all, the meaning behind her dress was perfection. It was copper, and then it was green to be the Statue of Liberty. And on the train that eventually rolled out, she had all the constellations, which are on the ceiling of Grand Central. It was very on theme, very meaningful, and very beautiful. But am I crazy, or has she worn that dress before? Like, it looks like every dress, she's always, like, wearing the same thing.

You're thinking she always looks the same. Yeah, it wasn't different, but it was still really beautiful. But that's why she's not even close to being on my best dressed list, because she was so the same as always. Yeah. She was gorgeous. She was fashion. She was-

On theme. On theme. But she was safe. Yeah. It's just like, it's the same thing from her. I agree. The only other person I want to talk about is Hugh Jackman, because he also borrowed Elon Musk's attire. White tire. and I think he looks wonderful. Yeah his

wife on the other hand she's not a public figure so I'm actually not going to drag her but. Deborah Lee Furness no but she's having a good time look at that smile she's like. She might be having a good time but she's not having a good hair day. I'm here and I'm happy and I'm in Tom Ford. Happy for her. What could be better? Also we didn't talk about Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner which are. Louis Vuitton oh and Louis Vuitton also did Emma Chamberlain Emma Chamberlain is really high up she's not my best dress but I thought she looked she always looks amazing but even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes and Joe and Sophie were no and they were and it was Joe and Sophie no oh and then my favorite couple we need to do favorite couples okay my second favorite couple after Elon and May

um Georgina Chapman and adrian brody oh my god never get sick of seeing these two i always forget that they're dating like consistently forget and he's another one who just went with gentlemen's white tie yet i'm telling you fellas just be it's so easy it's so easy it's so easy you don't have to reinvent the wheel but like see seeing everyone wearing white tie doesn't make you think jacob lorde looks stupid yes and underdressed yes you've convinced you're doing a lot of convincing I've had so much time to think about the Met Gala and I can't believe our episodes already over an hour I have never had to pee more like I know I drink a whole bottle of water no I know let's we'll breeze

through the rest of the stories just let you know what's going on okay um with me to do our best and our worst okay so my let's start with best I I have so many. Just say all of them. Okay obviously Kim. Yes. Chris I actually think I like better than Kim. Whoa. I think like maybe because I was so surprised by it. Cardi B and Kaia Gerber. Okay my best Rachel Hill. Taylor Hill Hill why don't you know why I call her Rachel Hill I don't know because she looks like Rachel Kirkconnell they're fucking twins yeah they do but her name is Taylor

Taylor you nailed it great job Kim and Chris for sure as a package duo Kiki Layne and Winnie Harlow are my best for the women for the men it is Elon Musk Shawn Mendes and Hugh Jackman for my best men it women. For the men, it is Elon Musk, Shawn Mendes, and Hugh Jackman. For my best men, it is Austin Butler, Shawn Mendes.

Oh, and also in the women best, Kaya Gerber. Yeah. Forgot to put her down. And the only one on my worst is Emily Ratajkowski. I actually do feel like there weren't a lot of terrible.

My worst was Kourtney Kardashian and Nicki Minaj. Wow. Yeah. I'm pitting female rappers, Cardi and Nicki Minaj. Wow. Yeah. I'm pitting female rappers, Cardi and Nicki, worst and best. There wasn't a lot of terrible amongst, like, the big celebrities. Of course, there was always people who showed up, like, you don't know their names, looking bad. But out of the big ones, only really Emmerato's a disappointment.

It's really bad. Mm-hmm. Okay, let's get into the rest of the stories i do need to pee i didn't even realize until you i know by the way like we should have peed before i didn't realize how long this episode was gonna be yeah we'll be fine because honestly i think getting up will be like make it make it worse just flood we just have to like not move our bottoms okay continue on the rest of you to the ad i go pee and then i'll do the next ad and you go pee that's such a good idea okay talk three two go

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The Kardashian-Jenners won in their Black China defamation trial. No damages have been awarded to Black China in her defamation trial against the Kardashian-Jenners. China sued Kris, Kim, Khloe, and Kylie for $40 million for loss of earnings, more than $60 million in future earnings, and the jury ultimately decided no damages, but did find Kris, Kim, and Kylie acted to protect their own economic interest.

What's also so funny is that the verdict was read yesterday. As they were walking the carpet. As they were walking the carpet. As they were walking the carpet. And someone asked if the girls would be attending for the verdict. And they said, no, they're in New York at some gala. So funny. I mean, this is not surprising whatsoever. I think if you've been following the case, you know that Angela had like nary a leg to stand on.

And this is not shocking, but always great always great to you know have the jury rule in your favor it's never happened to me but I imagine it feels I wonder if they were sweating it I mean I guess that you know when you go to trial like your lawyer knows whether or not you have like a chance of winning and I'm sure their lawyers told them like based on all the evidence they've seen the discovery like there's not a high chance yeah but anything can happen but what would have happened if they hadn't wrapped the trial like and yesterday they were like in court again doing interviews and stuff like witness testimony and stuff like and the Met Gala yeah no that's a good question or I wonder if like when you're going to trial if you

could be like I need this day off like probably yeah I mean trials don't go on on the weekends right but the Met Gala on a monday right so they could have been in court all day but they weren't but they weren't also you guys are not getting pulled over there's a siren outside our window yeah and they're just excited that um the kardashians won their legal battle justice prevailed justice has been served okay are you ready for our next story we also need need to talk about how everyone was a Twitter about the fact that Taylor Swift might have been performing last night. Yeah.

Though she didn't. Everyone was tracking her jet. She did land in New York. But at the time that she landed, like, It was 4 o'clock. People take all day to get ready for the Met Gala. She could have been getting ready on the jet. Right.

But usually, I feel like if she were going, she would have done, like, the works. She came to New York, and then they went, they took off to London, so that was disappointing. I really did think she was gonna be making a surprise performance. —Me too. —But her film, her short film All Too Well will screen at New York's Tribeca Film Festival. —Oh, how cool!

—Taylor Swift's latest directorial venture has landed her an invite to New York's Tribeca Film Festival. On Monday, the Decorated Film Festival unveiled the lineup for its 2022 Talks and Reunions series, and Swift's name on the list may be a surprise to some. She will screen All Too Well, the short film, and discuss the process of bringing the 13-minute track's backstory to fruition. Titled A Conversation with Taylor Swift,

the event will take place at the Beacon Theater in front of a live audience on June 11th at 3 p.m. You should try and snag yourself a ticket. You know what? The Beacon Theatre is owned by Madison Square Garden, which is where I'm performing on Thursday. Tickets available at girlwithnojob.com slash tour. So I feel like you know maybe when I get there on Thursday I'm just gonna start asking around if anyone can get me a ticket. Yeah I do feel like as someone who has performed at the Beacon Theatre, there should be an in for

like Beacon Theaters who want to artists who has performed at the Beacon Theater, there should be an in for Beacon Theaters who want to support other Beacon Theater artists. No, I completely agree. Because we're a small but niche and powerful community of people who performed at the Beacon Theater. And now it's nice that Taylor's going to join our club. You know, we meet up every month. Yeah. And now it'll be Taylor.

I mean, the short film is so darn good that it should be at Tribeca. Yeah, but I just assumed Tribeca Film Festival was for movies like that were over an hour. And for movies that were bad. That too. No but it'll be in the shorts documentary. Right right. No I love love love love love. And also I'm sure it's just like this conversation and they're just like using Taylor's influence. Obviously to get like hype for their little festival. Yeah little. Tiny. Tiny small festival. Any ounce little, tiny. Tiny, small festival. Any ounce of Taylor I'll get,

but this does mean I feel like she won't be moving out of the red era until at least June 11th. Whereas like any day now, I could wait for her to drop like 1989 Taylor's version. But if she's doing something all too well related in June, she doesn't mix eras. Like that means we're still in the red TV era.

And next is confirmed 1989. No. Oh. Just a thought. Okay, I think it'll be till October till we get the next one. She loves an October drop. She also loves a December drop

because that's her birthday. But she did November for red. Because red is an autumnal album. It's Sad Girl Autumn. I'm calling October for the next drop. I don't know. Then that will be a whole year almost since Red. That's insane.

That is insane. Because then this is going to be a six-year process. Because I'm also ready for new Taylor music. Like, I forgot that's an option, too. Okay, Taylor, watch out. She's on one. No, I'm pissed. She's losing her patience.

And as long as I'm complaining about things from people that I love just really quickly, I was thinking last night before going to bed how, like, we have to watch Kardashians this week, and it's going to be from SNL still. Like, I'm, like we have to watch Kardashians this week and it's going to be from SNL still. Like I'm like low key annoyed. They said that there was going to be faster turnaround and the fact that like

so much happened last night and when I go to watch Kardashians it's going to be like Travis and Kylie Travis and Kylie Travis and Kourtney getting engaged. It's like bitch

I have moved on. Like I'm just as long as I'm complaining about people I stand and respect. Taylor move it along. respect taylor move it along kardashians also move it along yeah i'm sorry that you're going through that i said what i said damn damn anyways big news for taylor in the film space and the gang and the gang next up some exciting podcasting news is there anything you want to say before the podcasting news i do i have a lot to say so take your time you know could be number one could be number two

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with kristin and steven i do think they could have chosen a better name to premiere this summer comes from podcast production company Dear Media, which has ordered 40 episodes across two seasons. Everyone knows Laguna Beach, The Real Orange County aired for three seasons on MTV. Is that what it was called? Yes, because it was the follow-up to The O.C., so it was Laguna Beach, The Real Orange County, just like Real Housewives, The Real Desperate Housewives. I never put that together. The show followed the lives of eight precocious teenagers growing up in the coastal California town, including the tumultuous on and off romance between Kristen and Steven.

You can watch the whole show on Paramount+. Just learn that. I love this for Dear Media. I love this for Dear Media. This is now a new trend. They've done it for the OC. They've done it for The Office. And now they're doing it for The Beach.

They're doing it for Twilight, which doesn't bother me as much who's the hosts Alice and I don't know some girl Ashley Green is doing it yeah okay I like that so I actually hate this trend I like the beat I hate this trend like I think it's so lame and boring and like living in the past even the OC I'm like who cares um people seem to like it so I'm on my own but I don't hate it when with the Twilight thing I just have to say people love Office Ladies

it's like the number one podcast always are constantly beating us in the charts constantly it's like the number one comedy podcast most of the time and I do think

that's inspired a lot of other people which I think is cool it's a lot of homework and listening and watching and stuff she has to watch the episode and then listen to the podcast. And like,

I love the OC. But this is a proven format. Like people fucking love it. It's a proven format. So I think this is a great next show to do it with. I think Kristen and Steven will be really good. I'm surprised Kristen doesn't already have a podcast. She's like so personable and she's a talker.

Also, maybe this might like spark a romantic flame between them yeah what is steven up to these days i don't know maybe like he's probably married yeah i mean he's desperate enough to do a podcast so i don't think that he is like they really could get back together that would be crazy if like that's how it ended steven colletti wife it would be very jlo and ben affleck you know very noticeably absent last night yes noticeably yes she must have been really busy because she loves an event an event and a big one like that yeah totally noticeably absent was that the fifth and final story you know it was four i was hoping

i could just get away with it because um like usually i pick five before the show but i realized i'd only picked four and i mean that's okay this episode is literally two hours long breaks and stuff I was looking for a fifth but I just like it didn't happen for me that's totally I was hoping like no one would notice if we just did four sorry I didn't mean to blow up your spot but no I guess the fifth story would be that the red heads is dropping this weekend it's never too late to become a redhead no I think the actual fifth story would be that I'm performing at Madison Square Garden on Thursday tickets available at girlwithnojob.com slash tour. The final show of this comedy tour. They're not like other girls tour. There are a few seats available but it's almost sold out which is

just like so crazy. And it's gonna be like a Toast Directs traffic agonza. It's gonna be Jackie's first show. It's gonna be amazing. I know people are flying in for it. You're not gonna want to miss. This is basically like Toast headquarters. Like everyone's coming to town. It's gonna be Toastchella. It's Toastchella. We haven't had one in a while. Not since the Beacon. I know. I'm really excited for a toasty night out. Me too. It's gonna be sickenela it's toast chela if we haven't had one in a while not since the beacon i'm really excited for a toasty night out me too it's gonna be sickening and you don't want to miss it like and that's you're gonna have fomo what's what's the um the website that you can get tickets i can't remember girlwithnojob.com slash tour right right thank you so much it's hard to remember girlwithnojob.com slash tour um and that is our show that was our mech alex

ravagaganza sorry for the chaos at the end like I just didn't expect it to take so long. No, not at all. How long has it been? Does anyone know? An hour and a half. An hour and a half. Okay, that's not that bad. I've known. Well, thank you guys so much for listening to The Morning Show. It's the Melania Morning Show, where we deliver the fast-fire stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found. So it's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places. So wherever you listen to podcasts, find us, some morning toast, and leave a five-star

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