The Toast - S5 Ep60: Troy and Gabriella's High School Reunion with Margo Oshry: Thursday, May 12th, 2022
Episode Date: May 12, 2022Zac Efron says his 'heart' is in a 'High School Musical' reboot (NY Post) (15:50)Â Adele shares pics of Rich Paul after he misses her birthday party (Page Six) (23:53)Â Hannah Brown and Bo...yfriend Adam Woolard Show Off Their 'Cozy' New Santa Monica Home (PEOPLE) (28:23)Â 'RHOM' stars Lisa and Lenny Hochstein spark breakup rumors after club 'showdown' (Page Six) (34:09)Â How to befriend the bouncers running NYC's exclusive nightlife scene (NY Post) (38:50)Â Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap (48:28)Â The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, millennials. I didn't do it with you. That's true. But you know, when Claudia and I do remote episodes, she doesn't do it with me. I do it solo.
Yeah, I was thinking, I was like, I don't know that that's going to work because like
there's obviously like a second delay of sorts.
But you know, I just put my best foot forward and I hope that it worked out.
It definitely worked out.
We are here for another episode of Snitch on the Toast.
You sound like you're in slow-mo.
I know.
We can't sing together so please just let
me have my moment okay i'll shut up this is my favorite song on the planet okay five six seven
eight snitch on the toast but i'm bum snitch on the toast oh snitch on the toast but i'm bum
snitch on the toast and for the real ones you'll remember snitch us on the garlic bread and snitch on
that's when we did three days in a row of s on the t and we had to switch it up because
different campers were coming in every do you know that um the intro to snitch the snatchler
is still snitch on the toast and the one that we recorded no snitch on the snatch and it's the one that we recorded like me you claudia like a million years ago it just has a
zest for life so like really does it's on our podcast box i mean oh so you put the audio in
every time yes but you know how we have the crunch button that people hear on our podcast we also have
a button that plays snitch on the snatch oh and when you were
on like i wanted to shout like someone pressed the button but you guys were there to give a
live performance anyway yeah that's fine that's fair yeah but i'm so excited to be here with you
i can't remember the last time you and i podcasted together i don't i have no idea when the last time
you and i podcasted together actually the redheads noheads. No, but like just you and I.
Just you and I.
It's probably been years.
And when it rains, it pours with the snitch because you're getting two episodes of snitch
this week.
That's so crazy.
For me, it's never enough snitch.
But I think for everyone else, like two episodes is, you know, a bounty.
Yeah.
No, they're definitely going to be prepared to be sick of me.
They're going to be sick of me.
But it'll just be so interesting, like our dynamic versus you and claudia's like already this morning i'm feeling like you're the jackie and i'm the claudia like being like don't sing
i'll do this i would literally never say that to claudia no totally you're right okay maybe
maybe we've switched roles i I'm dressed like you today
too. So I'm just channeling Jackie O. Snitch is headed to work soon and she is wearing a little
shorts and blazer set that I gave her that I didn't realize she had her eye on for so long.
I actually bought it in Nashville, like right before our Nashville live show. And it looks so
cute on you. I'm glad it's yours. It's from Blush Boutique. I don't know what that is, but you know,
when like your sister or someone in your life like has something that you have just like
always always wanted like once you got it I was like oh my god I need it and then I would like
borrow it like from here and like here and there whatever and then like you officially like we're
just like this I no longer have a need for this in my life and then I was like is it my time but
it took a nice like four years it would have been
your time I had no idea you were coveting it that's one of those things like if you had told
me I would have given it to you the minute that you said it because it's not something I feel
attached to and I once saw a picture of myself in that it wasn't the set that made me look fat it
was me being fat and I looked like a beast and so I just have like beastly associations I understand
well I'm so glad that I could take it off of your hands.
Thank you so much.
What am I coveting of yours?
Actually, the night that you borrowed that, like a few years ago for Ben's birthday,
I borrowed a top of yours that I had been coveting for a really long time.
I think it was like, no, Nishka, it was like, you know, it was like Ariana Grande.
Remember, we got into a fight in Miami because you wouldn't let me borrow it on Olivia's
bachelorette party.
Oh my God.
Yeah. I forgot about that shirt. Oh, that's a nice shirt. You can have it. No, it didn't even look good on me. Miami because you wouldn't let me borrow it for on Olivia's bachelorette party oh my god yeah I
forgot about that shirt oh that's a nice shirt you can have it no it didn't even look good on me so
you should have just let me borrow it in Miami because you would have looked like so magnanimous
and I wouldn't have even wanted it do you still have it or do I I think you do oh okay well thanks
for reminding me of it maybe I'll wear it this weekend we can go through our inventory at a later
date um but I'm so excited that you're here
on the toast and i also want to say that claudia and i if you're missing original recipe claudia
and i did a patreon episode last night general q a which is everyone's favorite pretty much anyone
asks any question that they want and we answer most of them and we got some really good questions
unique questions that were not like other questions that we've gotten before and it was
just a really good episode also when we record in the evening we are slightly more unhinged and so it's just a really
really fun funny informative episode so head over to patreon.com slash the morning toast to check it
out but at the end of the episode we were having such a funny conversation about you and it's a
conversation that you and I have already had and it's about the influencer chat and how I'm just like oh a hair too granny you know and like you just have to like know your
place in life and I just know that that's not my place and it hurts and it's also like why can't
you have something of your own like why is it like every time you do something cool like your big
dumb sisters have to come and be like can we be here too no literally I know but like also if
Claudia knew that I was in this chat and she wasn't in it like she would have been so mad so
like I had to add her yeah but it's like you can't have your own friends like your big sisters are
coming in like we're just a package deal but why can't anyone ever have their own thing no literally
and when I do try and have my own thing then then you end up hating them. Cough, cough, Emily.
Oh, yeah.
No, when you have your own thing or your own people, it's like, why is this person taking
the snitch away from us?
Yeah.
It behooves everyone if we're just all one big group of friends.
That way we don't feel like someone is taking you away.
Oh, my God.
I just had a heart attack.
My mouse was covering the record button and I it looked like it was at zero zero
zero not like we weren't recording I thought that like a mouse like scurried across your laptop
oh yeah I guess that would be worse than missing six minutes of recording so far where we just
clocked each other's closets yeah yeah um but yes it wouldn't it would behoove us not to all be a
big group friends but I like that we're all a big group of friends because it's nice love it so much and you know what else I love and since you're here
I can talk about it with someone who's interested in it the redheads like tell me about how much
you love the redheads no I needed advice last night and I called Rit like what was it regarding
I'll tell you about it later but like I just that's so funny you know when you need like an
outside perspective on something and like I was like who gives good advice and I was like Rit she does give a give
good advice and I've told you so many times like if you ever have like an issue and you don't want
to talk to your family which like I don't understand but I can understand that maybe
sometimes that happens that she is a really good resource and that's really funny because for the
Redhead listeners they probably think that you guys like actually don't like each other for how much you fight on the show because their taste in
books is so diametrically opposed but look at you guys just seeking counseling in offline yeah no no
i absolutely fucking love it but no i have different taste in books yeah it gets like
really heated but how would you say your overall experience as a redhead has been?
It's been great.
We could do a little bit better.
Picking books.
Picking books.
But no, it's so fun.
I mean, the pressure that I feel the week before to get the book done is unmatched.
Unmatched.
But it's so fun and it keeps me reading, which I don't know that I'd still be reading
like consistently if it wasn't for the redhead.
So for that, I'm grateful. Yeah, me me too and our next book is getting really good reviews yeah
I'm excited run rose run by James Patterson and Dolly Parton and there's an accompanying album
which I've heard is really good and it just makes the experience so much better because we've read
so many books that are about musicians songs etc and they talk about the song but obviously we
would never hear the song and it's cool that
she wrote all the songs for the book Colleen Hoover like has one book like that I think it's
called Maybe Someday and I remember reading it like when I was in college and there was like
an accompanying album or something and like the music was like fine it wasn't Dolly Parton but I
was like it's cool like that I can like go listen and like know what they're talking about that is
cool cool mad cool okay so I think we
should jump right in because I know you have a busy day ahead of you and I'm just so excited to
be here with you we have some interesting stories some that are snitchy some that aren't but I did
my best you know but I also do need to talk about Lisa Hochstein and Lenny allegedly like fighting
in the club and potentially getting divorced do you know who those people are
i have no idea who these people are i didn't think so also last night real housewives of beverly hills
premiered so i will do a mini recap at the end of the episode but i really do want to talk about it
with claudia um because i'm beyond shook it was the craziest episode did you hear a few months ago
that derek hemsley's home was broken into in the middle of the night yes and then I saw something about someone saying that something else was more important than that
yes so the premiere episode like they have the footage from her home cameras and then
she's on the show the next day like filming with the ladies talking about it like this
traumatizing thing it is heart-wrenching and all the other women are just like beside themselves
too because of course like they're upset for their friend. But this could have been any of them.
And also this is like kind of these days a common occurrence in Los Angeles.
And I think that they're all there.
I think a lot of people are very afraid.
So it was just very emotional.
And yes then Kyle was just sitting in her house crying the next day.
Because she was like thinking you know this could happen.
And this does happen.
And that reminds me yeah that in
the middle of the night last night I thought I smelled fire and I like shot up out of my bed
and I was like like smelling and I like couldn't smell it again and I was like I and then you know
you're frozen in your bed like waiting to be taken aflame and then I realized it was Magnolia's
breath I but even still after that I was like no maybe I'm wrong I was up the whole night thinking and then I realized it was Magnolia's breath.
But even still after that, I was like, no, maybe I'm wrong.
I was up the whole night thinking I was about to be engulfed in flames,
and I was like, what would be my plan?
And I think this is what my plan would be.
Okay.
If it's inside my apartment, obviously I leave. I wrap me and Magnolia in a blanket to give myself time for that to catch on fire
and then to get out and then just, like, run down the stairs.
Okay.
Does that work?
That does work, but a few things.
One, if there was a fire, like, fire alarms would go off.
It's not just going to, like, come and get you.
But then I was thinking, I was like, does my alarm work?
I don't know.
No, but there's so many within the building.
So say even if yours didn't work, like, they're in the hallways.
They're everywhere.
Also, I would say next time you're walking through your hallway clock where the nearest fire extinguisher is
oh yeah that way like if you're on your way out also like knock on everyone's just like pound the
doors on your way down the hallway yeah and then take the fire extinguisher because like you can't
take the hallway fire extinguisher if you're not gonna like help your neighbors that's fair and
that's fair then yeah then go down the stairs and then you could extinguish anything on your way down okay fine so then what do i do if it's in the hallway
the fire's in the hallway yeah um and it's blocking your exit oh no i was gonna say like i
was i mean maybe if it was blocking my exit but even if it was i think i would still do the blanket
thing but then i would just go down the stairs.
Yeah, I don't know.
You'll have to take a fire safety course.
I'm not an expert.
It's like that's what was going on with me last night, if you were curious.
Okay, so you had a rough night.
Yeah.
I'm very sorry.
I mean, I had a decent night's sleep considering Harold and everything, and just knowing that the snitch was waiting for me on the
toast I just woke up even earlier you woke up just energized yeah sorry I made you wake up mad
fucking early I didn't wake up energized I'm not gonna lie I've never woken up energized in my life
me neither me neither okay so let's get into everything we'll recap Beverly Hills at the end
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heartwarming news zach efron says his heart is in a high school musical reboot. Shut the fuck up.
Yep, this could be the start of something new.
Zach Efron revealed he is very open to the possibility of returning to the Disney franchise high school musical for a reboot if one were to be made.
When asked during an interview with A-News if he would be interested, the 34-year-old said, of course.
Since when, of course?
Wait.
Oh, my God.
I'm so confused.
Yeah, keep going.
He said, quote, I i mean to have an opportunity
in any form to go back and work with that team would be so amazing my heart is still there that
would be incredible i hope it happens okay i'm so confused because i feel like he was always trying
to like get away from disney channel but like maybe now he's just so far removed that like he
can go back and it doesn't put him back in this like pigeonhole but I'm just confused would I
love to see a Kenny Ortega Zac Efron dance again a hundred percent but like him and him and Vanessa
I know I mean maybe now enough time has passed but when they did the only other thing that he
really turned down was that like sad reunion that they did in quarantine like over zoom and I
understand why he turned that down you know
everyone was like dancing on their balconies and saying it was a high school musical reunion and
it's like no unless you're gonna get like the wildcats in the gym getting their head in the
game like this isn't a reunion oh my god they have to do it and you know who would be who would
die to do one bart johnson oh yeah he is waiting for the he's waiting by the phone he plays zach efron's dad but also
zach efron said um in an interview like this week he said that he was recognized by a tribe in papa
new guinea because of high school musical so i feel like maybe this has been like a recent
revelation for him like no matter he's like really tried to build his career outside the box and you
know he even does like killing Zac Efron and all these
Bear Grylls type of things and tries to get as far away from Disney as possible and like
took him to Papua New Guinea and still like he's just the boy from Disney Channel
and maybe that taught him like that's all I'm ever gonna be just kidding he's so much more than that
no no but be grateful like for what made you who you are and I think that he is but you know what
maybe just a reboot opportunity hadn't come
across his desk that was worthy of his time but if it was going to be legitimate i think he would
be in for it i mean same i would literally die for another like just like another album like all of
it oh my god it was so good but at least you you have high school musical the musical the series
i stopped watching after season one me too because like it was so good but once like olivia rodrigo blew up and like joshua bassett
and all that i was like my heart's not in this show anymore because no one else's is
yeah and it's just like holding her back from all the other things she's no longer a lead though
she's not no she like is like um i don't know if she's even like a series regular anymore
it's more so they like talk about her but she's not really there because like i think she's like in new york pursuing yeah because she's on the sour
tour yeah she's busy she's winning grammys yeah yeah also i saw a tiktok this morning
that's about a girl like fake crying that zach efron is in a new movie and he's playing a dad
and it's just like i guess making everyone feel old and shook i mean he like is like 30 something
so i think that that's something we all have to wrap our heads around we have to grapple with
but also how how old was he in high school musical wasn't he like 20 something when we were all five
it came out in 2006 and let's do some math it's 2022 and he's 34. So 2022 minus 2006 is 16.
So 34 minus 16.
Oh, he was 18.
That's appropriate.
That's appropriate.
And I guess 34.
I mean, we just have to see how old the child is in the movie.
But yeah, that's life.
It's scary.
It's scary.
It is.
That's like one of those things that just makes you realize.
Also, Leighton Meester had me realize that as well what was she doing that okay she's like in that show parents yeah or like
it might have gotten canceled but like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah good call anyways petition to get
Kenny Ortega back to the writing desk writing a role for troy bolton maybe he's the new coach okay let's think
of plot lines for this show because also there is high school musical no but in high school musical
like she's gabriella montez in the series right no her name's nina no oh right and the real
characters exist no but the movie exists they can't work together sorry no they're like they
go to the school where High School Musical was filmed.
But it's like breaking the fourth wall.
Like, oh, they filmed here.
Yes, exactly.
So they actually can't do anything together.
But I think for, if Zac Efron wanted to get his head in the game, like, he could play
a father, a young father, who's like, his son is navigating the same thing between,
like, choosing between drama and basketball.
Also, Troy is the basketball coach. his son is navigating the same thing between like choosing between drama and basketball.
Also, Troy is a basketball coach.
But then it's like not like Troy and Gabriella as a stars.
Yeah.
I think it needs to be like they're going to their high school reunion.
And it's like about everyone like getting back to Albuquerque,
like from their like Sharpe's in New York, like all this stuff.
Gorgeous.
Gorgeous.
But okay, let's say where is everyone now what's Troy doing did is he like a flop or did he make it big no I think that he where'd he end up
going Berkeley Berkeley to do music okay oh music and by the way like no offense he's not going to
the NBA he's a little short no yeah no he wasn't going to the nba i don't know that he became like a pop star um i think that he like might just have become like a businessman though
and gabriella became like a scientist of sorts and they're married okay and then where do they
live i think they live like somewhere out in california I agree not LA but somewhere pretty coastal yeah maybe
Santa Monica okay that's like LA but yeah okay and then Sharpay is obviously in New York and
she's a star like she's a star star you think she hit it big I think she hit it big I think that
that's their way of giving justice to Sharpay is by making her a star okay I'm gonna disagree on
that one okay that's fair i feel like she's
someone who's like on instagram like propping up her life pretending to be so much more successful
than she is oh yeah and it's like she's like an influencer yeah but it's all fake you know
yeah and like she bought her followers and like it's a house of cards okay maybe it's like she's the house of cards and ryan made it big yes yes and kelsey is like in uh what's it called a um conductor
orchestrator like to the stars director no she made the music composer composer composer okay
yeah she's like she like and she like did like Bridgerton the musical. That's who she is.
Love it counts.
I love where your head's at.
Okay, who else is there?
And then Chad.
Chad.
I think Chad made it to the NBA.
Okay, yeah, I like that for him.
He deserves success because he was really right.
Actually, I was going to say he was right or die for Troy, but he gave him so much shit just for trying to better himself at the country club.
So, yes, that's true. But you know what you know what people make mistakes i agree he went to the people
grow people grow i'm loving this and they can call it troy and gabriella's high school reunion
yeah or like east high's high school reunion um but if anyone's listening that is like part of
this reboot we just gave you the plot. We'll accept royalties.
Like, that's fine.
Yeah, we will.
But we also just accept like having something premium to watch.
Yeah.
Also, if you just like, honestly, I don't even need money.
Just be like, plot came from Jackie Mardwosher.
Thank you.
The Morning Toast.
Yeah.
The Millennial Morning Show.
It's available on YouTube as a podcast most days of the week.
More like, it was definitely less days of the week recently, but it's going to youtube as a podcast most days of the week more like it was definitely less days
of the week recently but it's going to be more again soon just put that in there okay yeah i
think that's enough yeah okay are you ready for our next story and i want to get your thoughts
on this couple adele is sharing pics of rich paul after he misses her birthday party adele took to
instagram on wednesday to assure fans she and
Rich Paul are still going strong after he missed out on the singer's birthday party last week.
The songstress, who turned 34 on May 5th, just want to let everyone know that Adele and Zac
Efron are the same age, shared a series of snaps featuring her beau, including one where the two
are standing in front of a large home. Other pics in the carousel showed the singer laughing
alongside her man while promoting her album 30 at McDonald's, catching a softball game with him, and kissing him backstage during
her TV special.
The last pic featured Adele holding a fortune that read, you have found good company in
joy.
She captioned it, time flies.
So the pictures are really adorable.
And without the context of him not being at her birthday party, I would think this is
all really sweet.
Yeah, I saw them and I didn't know this.
And I was like, oh, that's so cute.
But there is something weird about their relationship.
And it's just like giving toxic.
Because she keeps having to go to Instagram, which she doesn't really use, to like defend their relationship.
And it's like kind of weird.
Honestly, him not being at her birthday party, like that, honestly, I think it's fine.
Like he might have had a work commitment.
Like things come up. Like it happens. It happens it's fine no but they're literally so
serious like if you had a work commitment she would have had her birthday on a different day
this isn't like some guy she's seeing they're so serious and you also have to remember like all
that stuff with the residency in Las Vegas like I think it was because of relationship like I think
they're just like a, a little toxic.
I mean, I hope not.
I know. Because, like, I just want her to be happy.
And when you hear her talking to Oprah, like, you think that this is the most perfect, beautiful relationship.
Like, she finally found it.
And it's over.
But, like, then you hear a lot of these stories and it's, like, there's something.
It just seems very.
I just think when people have to take to Instagram to defend their
relationship multiple times in like a year it's a little weird. Yeah. Yeah. And I think after like
the Vegas stuff of like why didn't she do it there was rumors that they were like fighting on the
phone that like he was like not into it. I have no idea. And now like not at her birthday party
and they are so serious. I think of them as like married almost or that they're going to be married.
And then she posts all these pictures to make up for it it's giving like on and off yeah that's
fair okay fine fine okay also because like he obviously knew her what day her birthday was
and has forever so like if you had a work commitment yeah exactly that's so true he knew
what day her birthday was thank you counselor you welcome. Thank you for being here for these insights.
And I didn't know her birthday was on May 5th, the day before yours.
I did. I knew that we were both like Tauruses.
I didn't know if I knew that it was like a day before, but I knew it was like very close.
You knew that you were both Tauruses. And how do you feel as a Taurus?
What does that say about you?
It makes so much sense. I'm super stubborn.
Well, that's for damn sure.
Yeah, like Taur tourists are like bulls
so we're super stubborn but we're also like super like low-key sensitive and like compassionate and
like have a lot of empathy um so i think it makes complete sense that i am a tourist do you subscribe
to astrology in a way like i don't know that i know my sun rising Leo moon boom boom like and what the
fuck that means yeah um but I do like I think like horoscopes most of the time really do align
with the person like like the personality of the person do you think that I'm a true Scorpio I don't
I don't know what any of them mean besides mine Scorpio is like nuts yeah like crazy passionate no i'm describing it wrong but i really i think
i'm a very even keel person in general really you think your ac videos are even keeled
i didn't say ac was a scorpio no but she is she is i guess her birthday you know what ac if she
really was like a real person she'd be about 12 now damn that bitch is old I know and by
the way AC is American camper and if you don't know the campers I feel really deeply bad for you
there's a highlight on my Instagram story that like does as good of a job as summing it up as
you'll understand yeah it's it's tough to understand it is it is it's been it's been
four years in the making that's crazy time flies flies, just like Adele said in her Instagram post.
I was going to say that.
Time flies, said Adele.
Are you ready for our next story, which is a very snitchy story that I chose just for you.
It's not something that I would be discussing if Claudia were on the show.
Okay.
Not for any reason other than just like when I think of this person, I think of you.
Okay.
Hannah Brown and her boyfriend Adam
Willard show off their cozy new Santa Monica home did you know that they moved in together and they
have already adopted a puppy together now they're checking off a new milestone moving in the couple
who have been dating for over a year recently decked out their new Santa Monica apartment
right next to Gabriella and Troy with the help of design group Pure Salt Interiors. So this is a People Magazine exclusive and also collaboration
and like everyone's getting paid sort of thing.
Yeah, I was going to say like that.
Once you mentioned who did it, I was like, oh, this was a requirement.
Yeah, Pure Salt Interiors, call me.
And those pictures are really gorgeous.
But this is a really big step.
What do you think about Hannah Brown and her new relationship
as our resident Hannah Brown stan? Oh, my God. Please don't call me that. What do you think about Hannah Brown and her new relationship as our resident Hannah Brown
stan?
Oh my god, please don't call me that.
What do you mean?
You used to be obsessed.
Yes.
And people evolve and grow.
And I still like her.
Especially in Bachelor Nation.
Like, those flames burn so bright.
Like, when that person is the lead of The Bachelor, they are the biggest fucking star
in the world.
Like, they are, you know, who's a big star kim kardashian of the kim kardashian
literally like you can't get away from them and then it's over and i definitely still like her
like i love her i thought yeah i like her like i follow her like obviously but like am i right or
do i stand like do i listen to her stories with sound on like no whose stories
do you listen to with sound on we need to know do you listen to your sisters fuck you can tell
most of the time you guys have captions which i really appreciate well i told well i don't really
post like long-winded videos and when i do i do use captions but i told claudia she needs to use
captions because i don't listen with sound and i want to hear what she's saying um honestly I listen to
Remy Bader's with sound oh that's a good one um I just have to be it for me it's not the person
it's like I have to be in a sound mood you know and then I'm listening to all my stories with
sound yes but most of the time it's just sound off yeah no I agree with that and I think any
content creator I would say to you like you
should think about your stories and how they are as with as a no audio experience 100% 100%
and my favorite content creator counselor always does that I do I do how's the content creator
going for you it's good I need to create more content but it's good you're telling me it's just like it's like I wear such cute outfits every day and I never get a photo
that's how I mean that's how I used to feel like going to the toast every day and I never got a
fucking photo like I leave my house every day I do glam every day and like you can't find a way
to take a picture but then like you try I'm like okay Claudia and I were walking down the street
I'm like let me try and get a picture and And the picture is so depressing. Depressing. Depressing.
So I'm just like, honestly, I'm a big story content creator.
That's like my thing.
So just watch my stories.
But anyway, back to Hannah Brown.
I'm very happy for her.
Her boyfriend is so hot.
And I'm just happy she found happiness.
And I did know that they got a dog.
And they're super cute. I did not know that they bought a place together.
But I hope that they get engaged soon.
And yeah, all the best.
Wishing her all the best.
Wishing her all the best.
This home looks really, really nice.
Love what they've done with the place.
And I'm happy she found love.
Who did she leave with?
Oh, no one.
Right.
No one, but then everyone.
Yeah, like so complicated.
Jed, Tyler, C.
Did she date anyone else from the franchise?
Jed, Tyler C.
And then remember she went on Peter's season for like a sec.
Oh my God, it counts.
That was a repressed memory of mine.
And now it's back up to the forefront.
That was bad.
That was crazy.
Yeah.
Oh my God, I'm so shook.
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especially an outdoor fire. Yeah. Okay our next story I'm gonna have to explain to you but I don't
mind because it's that important. Real Housewives of Miami stars Lisa and Lenny Hochstein spark
breakup rumors after club showdown. It's worth noting that Lenny has responded to page six and
pretty much like laughed in their
face and said that this is not true but there are a lot of details here real houses of miami stars
lisa and lenny got into a showdown at a nightclub saturday sources tell page six exclusively though
the plastic surgeon denies they're breaking up an insider says lenny was partying at new miami
hotspot gala with model katharina mazepa when l Lisa showed up after 1 a.m. with co-star
Larsa Pippen by her side. You know Larsa, right? I know her. They were all there and they did have
words, the insider reveals. A drink was thrown. Another source told Page Six there was a showdown
at gala claiming Lenny walked in with his new girlfriend. Lisa got in her face and yelled at
her, the second source added. The first source tells us that peacock was not
filming at the time of the incident that makes sense because if they're at the club at like 3am
the cameras aren't following them there they should be what they should be all the crazy
shit happens at 3am i know but i i think it's just like logistically impossible it's hard enough to
get into a club solo let alone with a bunch of cameras and actually that's a good segue into
our next story
but we're not done talking about this a different source close to lisa told page six on wednesday
that the reality star was shocked by what she saw and is trying to explore what's next and best for
her and her kids like as if they are separating splitting moving on i don't know what to make of
this of course i just want to believe lenny when he's denying this but like this doesn't come out too many details and there's too many sources right to make it up like
at gal and nightclub like we're all of these people there yeah probably and if lenny's there
with another woman when he's fucking married 15 years like that's not good also their relationship
has been very up and down and even this season i thought they were doing really well but they
were very open about their ongoing issues which to me is a sign of a healthy relationship but maybe there was just
too many issues you know yeah I mean I don't know anything about them to make a judgment I just think
when there's so many details and so many different sources it's like either there's a conglomerate
against you or it's true yeah I just love them as a couple I always have so Miami was on like 10 years ago they had four
seasons and then it was over and then just this year Peacock picked it up and they did a season
and so and they brought back a lot of the women who were on the original one Lisa being one of
them and Lisa and Lenny were together then and after that show wrapped they actually split up
for a little while and then they got back together now they have two kids but it's weird that they
keep splitting up when the show comes to town I just feel like maybe the show's not good
for their relationship I mean I don't think cameras are good for any relationship I know but
you know that taste of fame it's just too enticing counts too sweet it's too sweet it's too delicious
and it's like I want more more more and not saying that's what happened here but I think like when
you have the opportunity to be on Real Housewives I think it's hard for really most people to turn it down yeah no you
wouldn't turn it down no I think that I wouldn't oh okay Claudia and I have spoken about this
because of the new Real Housewives of New York have you heard about this that they're like they're
tossing everyone and getting new they're doing two shows one that's legacy like all the older people
that will be on Peacock I think and then one that's
all new people that will really capture the vibe of New York which the old show wasn't doing it was
just like these women who are characters at this point they're not representative of New York so
yeah like they want to see like the young socialite moms yes also I think they also were they were
saying that they're interested in people who are family members because that's worked really well in New Jersey and in Beverly Hills,
like having some siblings or in-laws.
Like, I don't want you guys to do it, but I want you guys to be approached.
Right.
It would be rude if we're not approached because we're literally what they're looking for.
But we wouldn't.
I wouldn't do it.
I can't speak for Claudia.
I think she would think about it seriously.
Yeah, same.
Anyways, back to Lisa and Lenny. I'm just praying that this isn't true like every couple that I
love just constantly ships are sinking Lala and Randall Kim and Kanye but then I get to a place
where I like them better separately than I did together so hopefully I'll get there with these
two but it's just you don't like to see it no so think of me counselor just i'll think of you do you like kim
and pete i do okay me too i'm actually behind on the kardashians i didn't watch last week or last
night and it seems like last night's episode is about not scary farm or something like we're
getting to the pete days and i do like them i like a happy kim same and she's like giving so much i like a happy and forthcoming
open kim yes exactly okay our fifth and final story is unlike our usual stories because the
new york post did a roundup of bouncers running new york city's exclusive night shut the fuck
up okay they spoke to them they got the deets like, what it takes to get into certain places, like, what they're looking for, what are no-goes.
And as the queen of clubbing in the city, I wanted to get your take on a lot of these things.
Okay, I need to hear it.
Can you also send me this article?
It's so interesting.
Yes.
So the first person that they spoke to was the doorman at Temple Bar.
Have you ever been there?
I haven't been there, but I've heard of it.
And what have you heard about it?
I've heard that it's really cool, but I didn't realize it was a club. I thought it
was like you make a reservation. It's a bar. Yeah. But I think it's also hard to get into.
They say, you know, Cara Delevingne and Sierra, Sienna Miller are among their VIPs.
But he said what he's looking for in the lay people who come through, he said, polite regulars
and anyone with a cool vibe. You want a mature martini drinking crowd.
You want a crowd that wants to go in and enjoy themselves inside a venue without acting like knuckleheads.
I can't let in everyone who wants to come in.
You got to really know to get the right people inside.
I try to be nice and polite and people still want to give you feedback.
It's all about the way you carry yourself.
He said his hard no's are backwards hats, frat boy style, shorts unless you dress it up,
and people slurring their words.
Makes sense.
I feel like I could get in there.
That sounds like me.
Yeah, his pet peeves are social media influencers
who brag about their follower count in exchange for entry.
I would never.
I look at them like they're crazy.
I ask, who are you?
That is so true.
No, I would literally never do that.
If I was like, hey, oh my God. That is so crazy. I would literally never do that if i was like hey
oh my god i wouldn't even know how to have that come out of my mouth like unless you're kim
kardashian walking up to someone and saying do you know who i am is so embarrassing appalling
right and if you are kim kardashian you don't have to ask right right okay next up the palace
yes you know it yes have you been no counts you got to go to these places and i go to the same
place every weekend okay oh okay i where do you go oh you go to where do you go oh well i wasn't
gonna say it because like whatever no you go to a few places yeah you're just in an acme vibe right
now okay so the doorman at the palace is looking for i'm pretty strict at the door with
who i let in we don't do walk-ins per se even with reservations we're curious and interested
in who's booking and if they'll fit in with the environment oh my god they're acting like this
is a preschool yeah or a college he once denied someone entry for wearing shorts and then watch
them pay a guest exiting the palace a hundred dollars for pants just to get in. The above and beyond effort.
When they're saying shorts, like they're talking about guys, I think.
Yes, men wearing shorts, yeah.
But the above and beyond effort got the guy in because he bought someone's pants off of him.
Another thing that might get you in, being Irish or at least being able to talk about the Emerald Isle.
The doorman is from Ireland and can't resist a little nostalgia.
That's a really good tip, you guys.
That's a great tidbit, yeah.
Yeah, hard no as if someone is coming in Crocs. and can't resist a little nostalgia. That's a really good tip, you guys. That's a great tidbit, yeah. Yeah.
Hard no is if someone is coming in Crocs.
Who the fuck is going to the club in Crocs?
Except for Ben Soffer.
Or sweatpants is an immediate no.
That makes sense.
His pet peeve are bribes.
It turns me off immediately.
It makes me feel like I'm being bought.
You can't buy us.
That is a good tip.
Yeah, but also, like, that's stupid.
Like, take the money. Yeah, yeah. But I think... also like that's stupid like take the money yeah yeah but
I think like that's an income right there yeah but I think it just depends on the person like
some people are so not the not the person at the door like the person trying to get in like
it's just it's it it's not a cool move sometimes but yeah yeah fine yeah i feel like a bribe is a no a tip is a yes
yeah like while you're leaving yeah yeah yeah and that'll get you in for the next time right
but you still have to get in the first time it's like when you're trying to get a job and they're
like you need experience but how are you gonna get experience if you've never had a job right
if they won't let you have this well you need someone to take a chance on you. You do need someone to take a chance on you.
Okay, next we have the blonde.
Yes.
Oh, so fun.
At Eleven Howard.
And he said this is what he's looking for.
The days of who's who, at least for now, are over.
Personal style is key.
And due to my career in fashion and art, it can be a big deal to me. So if you come to the door looking great, well-dressed, and with a point of view about style, we welcome that.
It's not the only determining factor by far but an important one that is a very good just so just clear everyone
just cares about what you're wearing yeah but it's not just like they're not saying like labels this
and that like i like this guy you have to have a point of view like you're not just wearing what
everyone on tiktok is wearing like yeah you're bringing something unique to the party yeah
okay he said if you take the time and energy to put on a Tom Brown suit,
then you need to come party with us.
That's funny.
That's cute.
Yeah.
Okay, next, Paul's Casablanca.
Oh, so fun.
So fun.
Not really anymore, but was so fun in its heyday.
Okay, this is what he's looking for.
It's a little different.
What's his name?
His name is Fabrizio Brienza Brianza oh I don't know him
he's looking for big personalities it's not about how much money you have or who you know the sole
determining factor is if you'll make the room more sexy more elegant more fun more something
we like more a great sense of humor can definitely open up the rope if someone makes me laugh they'll
probably make someone inside laugh we're all about fun okay i love that but how are you supposed to like put on a comedy show when
you're waiting in line and your feet hurt and like it's torture no yeah also like that you're
just like not you're not on your like funny behavior really like trying to act cool which
i guess like you're not supposed to do right okay but here's here's something you could do you could
be laughing in line with your friends.
Yeah.
And then he'll think like, oh my God, these girls are so funny.
Are like fun, funny.
Yeah.
Right.
Even if you're laughing at nothing.
Like that's a good tip.
He said his hard no are bribes and name dropping.
He said it never works.
People will say I'm friends with Paul.
Everyone is friends with Paul.
His name's on the door.
This is the best when Paul is standing right there and this happens more often than you'd
imagine.
That's so embarrassing. That's so embarrassing. that's crazy to be like I know Paul isn't this so interesting yeah I also feel like a lot of it is geared towards guys because like guys girls have
a harder time way harder time and girls like don't have that hard of a time really like if you show
up pretty much anywhere like you and two girls like you'll likely get in. But if you're with, like, guys, it's, like, a whole thing.
So, like, I feel like this is a very helpful article for guys.
Yeah, unless you're me, then you won't get in anywhere,
and you'll stop the whole party from getting in.
And that's just, like, a curse that's on my head,
which is that I can't get into places.
Okay, but I need you to send me that link, so I have to send it to everyone.
Yeah, and there's more information, too.
They talk about their mottos.
They talk about the vibe of the place and tips for getting in.
So it's very, very quite helpful.
That is quite helpful.
But also, why are these people giving out their secrets?
Because they don't want more people in their clubs.
That's true, but if they have their discerning eye, then what's a longer line?
That's so true.
That's good for buzz, you know?
Yeah.
And especially these places have had a rough few years years so we need all the buzz they can get true and then also you can
record there's pictures too so you could like recognize the doorman be like Fabrizio I saw you
in the New York Post and then start cracking jokes yeah yeah yeah how can I make you laugh today
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let's talk about real housewives of beverly hills quickly so you saw that clip of sutton being like
so unempathetic she was not being a tourist wouldn't you say counts no not at all she was
not being empathetic so that was really bizarre and i would say in general that sums up sutton's
performance in this episode quite bizarre not being empathetic towards Doreen maybe I want to give her the
benefit of the doubt and say like maybe she didn't understand the magnitude of the situation but I
feel like even the next day like there was footage out of the robbers coming into the house like
immediately your stomach drops I don't know why Sutton wasn't feeling that way too.
Maybe next week she is singing a different tune.
But it was very cringe to watch.
And also very cringe when she started talking about how she doesn't need a man with money.
Because she has money.
And used that to like take a dig at Erica.
And like Erica misses her former lifestyle.
Speaking of Erica.
It's like crazy to see her have gone through the fire of
last season and now like the women you know they held her feet to the fire now they're just going
to treat her like a cast member and wait for the trial to play out which is really all that they
can do I feel like that's where Garcelle is at I mean Sutton doesn't want to have anything to do
with Erica obviously things will continue to come up throughout the season but uh sorry I thought you texted me and
it was an old text sorry I'm just confused things will continue to come up throughout the season
obviously we see Crystal take the side of the victims but right now Erica is like just another
cast member contributing or not contributing to drama but the biggest thing from the episode last night was just
to read like I can't even imagine like and so that night she goes over to Kyle's house the other
women are there and her husband was in London at the time count so I remember that he came and he
went straight to Kyle's house and like they're just like crying in each other's arms and it was
just so traumatizing horrifying it does look like I mean in the
promo for the rest of the season I and I feel like from her social media and stuff I mean you
obviously never know what's going on with someone but it does seem like she works through it and is
and is able to get back to herself a little bit did she move no and did they get the people I don't know I never heard that
they did so we'll see in the season but I never heard that they did that's frightening frightening
but you know maybe I missed it also her kids were at home thankfully they slept through the whole
thing they had no idea that it even happened so that's really good and they like held her at gunpoint right yeah oh my god and they made her
like show them where everything was and they took in her comforter like about a million dollars worth
of stuff and of course she's like i could i don't care about the material things like the things
that matter my family like i still have like goodbye to all those things which of course
it's just insane insane oh my god yeah and it's just crazy
that they just started filming and now we have all of this like aftermath footage yeah and it's
just a crazy tone for the beginning of the season the season looks amazing there are so many like
big things happening of course Dorit then eventually there's like a fight between Kyle
and Kathy which is really shocking it seems like Kathy is gonna not have a it's gonna be last season she was just the bell of the ball I feel like this season
they're coming for her a little bit which does happen with like fan favorites in season two
plus Crystal and Erica have words in the trailer so the season really looks so so good and I'm just
like shook over how it already started so that's a little recap I'll
talk about it more with Claudia when she joins us back and we will recap Kardashians I just am
not caught up have you been watching the new show counts I'm so not caught up I think I have like
three episodes to watch but I have been and I've been my plan for this week was to catch up but
it's so good it's so good i eat it right up i eat it up
they're being so stunning okay i'm gonna let you go because i know you have to get to work and i
just want to thank you so much for being here do you enjoy your experience on the morning toast i
did thank you for having me on the toast this week remember when you used to be with us every day
do you ever miss those days do you ever miss them yes and no because like it was nice to like be
with you guys every day and like not have to work like truly nine to five nine to six every day
but like I like who I am now way more than the person I was when I worked for you guys okay that
gives that makes it better for me you know that warms my heart good and before I let you go
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And Margo, where can everyone follow you and keep up with all the content you're creating?
You can follow me at Margot Asher on TikTok,
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And then The Snatchler on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, all the things.
The new and improved Snatchler. You know the campers have been pushing for this for so long,
just wanting to know more about your personal life and just feeling like you have such an interesting perspective that people would want to hear. And so I'm so excited for you and proud of you that you're going for it thank you it's very
nerve-wracking it's okay it counts you're gonna be amazing i appreciate that okay now i will let
you go because thank you for joining us goodbye everyone have an amazing weekend bye i don't want
it to end but i will have to let it end are you doing a show tomorrow uh no because claudia is
out of town so this is our last show.
Have a fabulous weekend everyone.
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So many. Okay now I'll let you go. Goodbye.