The Toast - S5 Ep64: The Stryce Brothers: Friday, May 20th, 2022

Episode Date: May 20, 2022

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast and happy Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. It's actually not Friday, it's Striday, because the Strice brothers are here. If you're watching on YouTube, our wide camera angle is a little different today, so you can get a view of the gorgeous boys. Bryce, Strice, Thrice, Bruno, and Theo are all here. The Strice brothers have come to town, you guys.

It is a glorious day. A lot of people talk about the impact the Wright brothers had on history. And I think that the way we speak about the Strice brothers moving forward will be of equal caliber, if not more. Strice brothers greater than Wright brothers. You heard it here first. They're munching on their bones. They're being good boys for now.

And we are just taking in every moment of being working parents. Working parents. Then, Wright Brothers. You heard it here first. They're munching on their bones. They're being good boys for now. And we are just taking in every moment of being working parents. Working parents. We've been talking about them so much on the show, I guess because of the pillows, that we just had this gaping hole in our hearts. And Bruno hasn't been to the show in actually a year. And he was ready. He said, Mom, I'm ready.

And I said, Bru, get your fucking ass up and work. Seems like nobody wants to work these days. No, it's so true. And it's like the official mascots of our business, they were due for a little overtime. They were due-da-do. Do-da-do. Theo used to come here every single day.

I know. And you could tell this morning. I actually went to your apartment first. We had like a little play date. We're so cute and sweet. You could tell when he realized that he was going to work, he had this spring in his step. He really does have this way about him that's so I'm like feeling distracted. I don't know how funny I can be today because I'm just looking into the eyes of my son. I'm so proud of him. I say that's my baby and I'm proud. Yeah they're being so cute. They also match with their

blue harnesses. Unintentional just like how we match every day. Yeah and if you're listening as a podcast head over to the youtube and don't forget to motherfucking subscribe don't forget or claudia's gonna come for you i will come for your neck um and then you can also like subscribe to premium content and see two gorgeous wonderful human beings so i couldn't think of a reason why you shouldn't so i said what i said she said what she said um aside from Bryson Strice how was your evening I know you had a traumatic evening a traumatic evening yeah no the trauma is still fresh for me in case you don't watch my Instagram stories something so crazy happened to me I'm still processing it honestly I decided last night to cook because there's a salad that I always order that I love and I'm'm like, you know what?

I think I can make it at home and make it healthier and more cost effective. And so I was cutting up a red cabbage. And as I was like scooping up my cabbage, I saw like a little like what seemed to be like a little wet shriveled piece of cabbage. So I went to touch it. I'm like, that's a fucking frog. Frog. Frog.

Frog on my cutting board. Frog in my house. Frog in my cabbage I screamed and are you wearing a band-aid on the finger so this actually is the finger that touched the frog and I literally couldn't even look at this finger like I literally wouldn't let it touch anything even after I washed a million times and then later in the evening I was opening a package and the scissor cut my finger that finger is's cursed. And it's a Freudian cut because I wanted to damage this finger. I wanted to...

It was your subconscious. I wanted to have to cover it up. So yes, this is the finger. Now it's not going to contaminate anything because I did cut myself opening a package with this gorgeous sweater in it. How are you feeling post-frog? I'm feeling weird, honestly.

Like there was a fucking frog in my house. Frogs are not something... Maybe if I lived in Florida, like, okay there was a fucking frog in my house. Frogs are not something. Maybe if I lived in Florida, like, okay, frogs are de rigueur. But in New York, where does a frog come from? No, I have no idea where you would even find a frog. I mean, I saw a rat on the street last night. Like, that's my life. I would be, I mean, I would rather see a frog in my house than a rat.

A hundred percent. But I would be less confused. But the frog really did come from the cabbage patch because the cabbage was a packaged cabbage so it was in plastic and then it was in the grocery store vegetable bag you know when you like grab a plastic bag so I believe it came from the patch and it was the same color as the cabbage it was a red cabbage um the the outer layers of the cabbage which are very dark so it's probably been living there for a while it was plastic bag alive um a lot of people were curious and I do have a photo

of it and I know I said I would post it but I just like don't want a frog on my Instagram story I can't explain it no I'll post it for you I'm like I always you know go through my Instagram story I don't want to keep seeing this frog I know and people ask me for a picture so like I send it to them got it and I don't even look at it you know so I just want to say like as human beings especially those who live in New York like a part of our daily life is going to be every now and then running into some sort of vermin in New York it's mostly roaches and mice which are like the two worst ones um so I just feel like you we're everyone every couple of years is due for some sort of vermin sighting and you got yours out of the way and it was a frog and it was a small frog and like

I'm not you know belittling your trauma but just it could have been so much worse you know a hundred percent but like that cabbage was in my fridge for two days like my son's milk is in there like it's just you know that's tough for sure it's harrowing that's tough and you know that for dogs I don't know if it applies to frogs but like toads are deadly for dogs if they lick a toad you're right there's poisonous and like so what if the frog went on the floor and Bruno was like hey little friend right and Bruno's fast like he would snatch that frog up in two seconds. And then Bruno paid the price. By the way.

A fatal price. I forgot about that. Like there's just so many things that could have happened. And this frog was living in my fridge for two days. Like that's just alongside my breast milk. No, it's. It's a lot. It's definitely a lot.

And I apologize that you had to go through that. But as our queen Kelly Clarkson once said, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger but it nearly killed me it nearly did and nearly killed bryce and you will come back from this bigger and better than ever yeah so that was my evening i don't know what else happened and also like the adrenaline rush of like screaming of the house like in chaos because of the frog like even in my video like you can hear harry screaming like because he heard mom scream the whole balance of the home was was off then like 30 minutes later like everything came down and I was exhausted like I was already tired but to like have such an adrenaline rush oh my god it wiped me out no it'll that'll do it that'll do it I'm so deeply sorry for what you went through thank you that means a lot it's horrible

and really everyone just like realizing it's a crazy thing to see a frog no one was like oh that's fine yeah no it's not like a little like fruit fly right it's not it's a fucking frog in New York City he probably traveled that what do you think that cabbage was grown like California yeah but uh some people are messaging me like at least you know it's fresh produce because one frog is still I've after subsisting just on cabbage that's true and there's no pesticides that would have killed the frog so you obviously didn't eat any of the cabbage right no got it okay I was just I was chopping it and then of course it made me look at my whole kitchen so what did you end up eating for dinner I had a ready cooked salmon that was really sitting there and it looked beautiful so I had that and I had some minute rice love minute rice and I had

vegetables uh that were formerly frozen I would take a bullet for minute rice honestly it's really good and there's like the whole brown rice has no sodium the brown rice is so good yeah so that's what I had which was good I wanted to make this like bowl that I usually get that's brown rice chunks of salmon red cabbage red onion carrots I was gonna and never again it didn't happen just keep ordering in okay for sure even though like what if they found a frog in the cabbage I would never know what you don't know is for your own health ignorance is bliss we have an amazing show for you guys today it is Friday so we're going to deliver the fast five we are going to recap the Kardashians episode from this week um and just moving forward I saw I got a lot of messages like can't believe you guys today. It is Friday, so we're going to deliver the Fast Five. We are going to recap the Kardashians episode from this week. And just moving forward, I saw, I got a lot of messages like, can't believe you guys didn't recap Kardashians. I don't know how you expect us to

recap Kardashians on Thursdays when it literally comes out on Thursday and this is a morning show. They moved it to 9 p.m. Oh, you're kidding. Yeah, but you know what? I can't watch two shows in a night, so that is why. I like this better. Well, good for them for moving it. So why don't they just say it comes out on Wednesdays? I don't know. Okay, good. I didn't know that. That's great.

That is great. But still, I think we should plan to recap Kardashians on Fridays because I can't watch Beverly Hills and Kardashians on Thursdays. Okay, so that'll be in the TV recap. But just quick TV. You know what I watched last night? The Hall. You know, Netflix created like a comedy hall of fame. And they had their first induction. And they had this whole event. the TV recap but just quick TV you know what I watched last night um the hall you know Netflix

uh created like a comedy hall of fame and they had their first induction and they had this whole event it was part of the Netflix comedy festival um and it was honoring and well inducting Queen Joan which is why I was watching George Carlin Richard Pryor and Robin Williams and they had a comedian for each comedian who had passed away to like honor. And Chelsea Handler was the one who did Joan. And this is going to be an extremely hot take because it was like good, but it should have been better. And I just don't think Chelsea was the woman for the job. Who do you think was?

Me. Of course. No, I'm kidding. I don't know. But like there was no like enthusiasm behind her voice. And she's just not that type of like talker. So I don't know. It. So, I don't know. It's just, I don't know. I was, like, a little disappointed.

So, you wouldn't recommend? No, but it did then make me want to watch Joan's most recent special. Which is so, it's just crazy, like, how different the times are now. Because, literally, like like there's stuff on there that would like literally ruin someone's life now right now like you would literally like no job no home no car what special is it um i don't know what it's called but it's the only one on netflix and it's her in chicago and the whole show is basically like i'm gonna get to my show but i just want to like kick out a few people like a few groups first so it's like old

people have to go and literally i was cackling she was like the gays the gays of course you can stay gay men in the front and lesbians in the back because gay men laugh at everything and lesbians laugh at nothing they're just like that's funny that's me literally and I'm saying I'm like I literally do that I don't laugh I'm like that's funny no I'm the worst at a comedy show because when I think something is hysterical, my laughter is silent. And then I just punch everybody near me. But just like hearing her talk about like different races,

like it's so out there. And I feel like when it came out, it was like crazy, but it's not like, this is like career ending stuff, you know? I have to watch it. It was just wild. There's just not enough Joan Rivers footage out there. I mean, I've said it once, I'll say it again.

Like if you haven't watched her documentary, like you're literally missing out on a piece of work that will change your life. And it's called A Piece of Work. Yeah. I think a lot of people have watched it. And we talk about it all the time. We literally talked about it yesterday. No, I know. I feel like my mission on earth is to get as many people to see that documentary as possible. I feel like it's important. And there's a lot of good, valuable life lessons in there. For sure. You're doing a good job. Yeah. Oh man, that just reminds me. I had like two

cocktails last night. And Ben texted me. Did he watch the episode? Did he hear what we said about him? Has he landed us an invite to the Buckingham Palace yet? No. But you know what he landed me an invite for? This is fucking Ben. A tour of Joan Rivers' penthouse. What? Yeah, I forgot to message. Can I come? Yeah. Can the Shreis brothers come? No. They'll pee all over it. I want to see Joan's apartment.

That is so crazy that I missed that, but I was like busy. I went out last night. I saw the snatchler, which was really just. Did you just run into the snatchler or you synced up I synced up with the snatch we were you know we were doing different things but then we synced up at the end our cycles synced up and um I went to Fleming restaurant and I just have to give a shout out because they have a whole menu of kosher meat items and it's not a kosher restaurant it's just like kosher meat so if you're like super kosher it's like not kosher enough for you but like for me it was fine yeah um and I just feel like people didn't know that so I didn't it was I have to go back like I had steak I never get to eat steak yum how was the snatchler the snatchler was snatching anything new with her that we should know about she was wearing a leather jacket that honestly I didn't

like at all and I didn't want to be like negative like I hate your jacket but I didn't meant to tell her this morning to burn the jacket you you need to tell someone not while they're wearing it and making them ruining their night like tell them the next day like I just wouldn't wear that jacket again no it was so like motorcycle to the point of like do you have a picture of her from no I don't oh my god it was like I I meant I thought about it this morning all while I was getting ready I'm like I must tell snatchler to burn that jacket but maybe she really likes it like Like, what the fuck do I know, you know? So true. Like, what does my opinion mean to anything?

What were you wearing? Literal. No, actually, I was wearing a sickening Norma Kamali jumpsuit. Look at you. Yeah. I saw a picture of you. You looked good. Oh, thanks.

Thanks so much. So it was a lovely Thursday night. Kick off to the weekend. And we're almost there, you guys. Acknowledge the space that you're in. It is Friday morning. That is so much life ahead of you. It's supposed to rain

tonight which is just fabulous weekend weather oh my god beautiful to wheel us into alarm free living everyone just close your eyes acknowledge be grateful for the days ahead of alarm free living i don't need an alarm my alarm is my son that's so true my rose is my husband and my alarm is my son. So true. Okay. So now you feel ready. Yeah. Okay. So without further ado, where are you?

You're right here being so cute with your strice brother. It is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And today's episode is brought to you by... The Strice Brothers. Hand Peloton. Hand Peloton? and today's episode is brought to you by the Shreis brothers hand peloton hand peloton hand no by the way something you don't know because you're not a singer um it's really important to like enunciate so when I say and I'm like and I'm breathy like like Ariana Grande again something else you wouldn't understand so um come at me again about my singing I won't but I just need to say I read some podcast reviews and there was one that was like, what are you doing? I don't know. I don't know what happened. There was one that was just like, like, like everyone hates the

singing, but we don't care. But everyone was like, but you know, like Claudia can sing and like Jackie like really thinks that she has a good voice. I just want you guys to know, like, I don't think that I have a good voice. That's not true. I know that I do. I know that you do too. No, like you guys, I know my voice is trash. That's like the joke. No. Okay. It's a comedy podcast. And I know my voice is trash. I just want you guys to know like. Jenny, stop reading reviews.

You got it twisted. I know. Stop reading reviews. No, no, they were extra on edge. Why? What else? What did they say about me? What did they say about you? No, they love you. We could do another patreon like there's enough in there that it's like so it's literally like 4chan it's so unhinged it's so unhinged and the craziest is when like people love the show and they're like but i hate the singing whatever and they give you like a two star but they love the show right but like one thing bothers you about it and so what's new what's the latest oh

yikes someone wrote one star yikes you hate to see that word it's not the vibe seems like the vibe has shifted after their maternity leave yeah this was this was something I saw once or twice that like people don't like my energy oh and we're harmful to the ED community I can't everyone like please uh they don't like my post-maternity energy and I just have to say like I love it this is disgusting this is fucking disgusting I wish you didn't bring this up ready one star Claudia's voice slash demeanor changes when she speaks to anyone younger than her holding so tightly to being 21 living vicariously through margo then she interviews adults that don't keep up with the kardashians and she has nothing to contribute get out of here with that ageist garbage seriously fuck you fuck you i'm back to peloton oh my god that ruined my whole day i'm so sorry no i'll

just face it please never bring up podcast. Like, why did I think that was going to be fun? I don't know. You did it. I just wanted to say, like, I know I can sing. Great. On opposite day. Peloton.

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They have amazing live stream classes. The app has everything, all different kinds of classes, treadmill workouts. I mean, running, you can run on a different treadmill. You can run in the streets. You can run somewhere bucolic and beautiful. They have everything. They have yoga. They have free weights. weights every part of the body any type of class you want to do it's working with peloton obviously cycling as well and they have the peloton bike and

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That is what you can come to expect at the morning toast. Balance. We don't support the ED community. And that was a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke. We're in the comedy section. Yeah.

I started, maybe that's what that person's referring to. Like, I've started to give less fucks recently. Yeah. And no, I think that's like what they're referring to. I think for me too, like definitely my post-maternity energy has changed because I have less patience than I once did. And I don't really like beat around the bush because there's just no time. And I think that's what that person is picking up on. Like, yes. And I do like it though. Yeah. No, but also like if you have a platform and like you talk about everything going on in the world, like, yes, some days people aren't

going to like what you say. So if you make your whole goal with your podcast is to like avoid any landmines and not offend a single person slightly like this is the worst podcast of all time it's silence 45 minutes of silence silence so you know if you hear something that you don't like on the toast that is totally fine and normal because people are different right and you can keep listening fine but if you can't handle difference if you can't handle difference that's true find another show no and I think that's a place we're at like in our culture where people can't handle people with different opinions right and I don't think that the solution is that we all need to have the same opinion and I also

don't think the solution is labeling people as not supporting the ed community because my opinion was that I didn't think what Kim did was that crazy like that makes me not supporting the ED community. Because my opinion was that I didn't think what Kim did was that crazy. Like, that makes me not supporting the ED community. Like, these grand statements we make, it's just like, it's terrible. No, it's terrible. But, like, I know that the majority of people who listen to the show don't feel that way. Are normal people, and we love you and support you, and we'll stop talking about everyone else.

Are you ready for our first story, which is some beautiful, joyful news? It's the first story. Oh my God, that's the only thing that could make these people more upset if you add the final story song to every single story. It's the second story. I can't believe people don't like the singing. Like, it's shocking to me.

No, but it's like, to me, it's so funny. And like, really, like like we are a live musical podcast and we're doing it on the fly the talent in this room astronomical astronomical and it's wasted no I'm these podcast reviewers you know what you know we are I just I just figured it out we're not appreciated in our own time like Shakespeare wasn't appreciated in his own time it wasn't until years later that people really discovered the true talent of Shakespeare yeah long after he was gone you know when we will be appreciated when we're dead oh you hate to see it no but that does you know make the afterlife a little bit more exciting yeah but like I guess I guess so I want to see

something crazy you know what what? It's Friday. Here's the floor. No, I've actually been thinking about this a lot, and I told Ben at one time, because life is so crazy. Anything can happen to you. And there are these freak accidents where people, young people, healthy people, they die. And I just wanted to go on the record,

and I told Ben this, but I want to have it in memoriam in real life. If anything like that ever happens to me, I just want you guys to know, like, I won't be scared. Like, I'm, like, not that I want to die, but, like, I'm very curious about what happens next. Like, I think that there's more for us. So while it's sad that my time here on Earth is obviously over and I will miss my family greatly, just know, like, I'm not afraid of death. I'm not looking forward to it, but I'm not afraid of it.

Okay, so when we're, like, talking about you, we'll say... Oh, she must have been so scared in those final moments. No, I don't think that I will, honestly. It depends what the final moments are. No, of course. I'm, like, being held at gunpoint in, like, a bank robbery. Yeah, no. But if it's, like, if I'm, you know, in a car crash,

God forbid, you know, knock wood, knock wood, knock wood, knock wood. Shit. There are no things. There's someone at the door. Oh, God. Oh, my God, that scared, knock wood. Shit. There are no things. There's someone at the door. Oh, God. Oh, my God. That scared the fuck out of me. I'm so sorry.

Bryce, I was just trying to not get, like, superstition. Whatever. My point being, I don't want anyone to worry about me. Thank you, Claudia. And so if I say that now, you'll come back and watch this, and it'll bring you peace. Like, it really will. If anything, God forbid, knock wood a million times, ever happens to me. Like, I do believe this interview will bring you peace.

Someone remember this day. Okay. We'll remember the day. It's the Bryce and Streisand extravaganza yeah I'm not afraid I'm not I'm not afraid tune in the dance that's like the crazy thing I wanted to say was that crazy like sort like not that crazy but just bizarre no bizarre but I do sometimes like lay in bed thinking about like if anything were to happen to me like my family would obviously be so upset like I'm literally the funniest person ever like you guys would never laugh again I think in general like death is is a sadder for the people who have to live without this person that's true that's true but I think a lot of that sadness comes from like you know the like what were they feeling in that moment they were alone or something so I just want you guys to know like in if if that moment ever comes, like, I will be okay. Okay. Thank you for that strength.

You're welcome. Like, I'm doing it for you. I do what I do for you. Now are you ready for our first story? Because you clearly weren't ready before. No, I'm glad I am burdened myself. Yeah. Rihanna's given birth.

She welcomes her first baby with her boyfriend, A$AP Rocky. And she has given birth to a baby boy. Page six can confirm. The newborn was born May 13th. Wow. Three months to the day after Prince Haroldold in la according to tmz so cute oh in la in la i don't know why i was under the assumption she was giving birth because everyone just like said that and then and make stuff up yeah she took a trip there no and i literally like perpetuated that rumor to like millions of people millions so so happy for her i don't know if we knew that she was having a boy, but that was like a fast pregnancy.

Sometimes celebrity pregnancies feel like they go on forever. Yeah. I feel like these days a lot of people are announcing around like five months and then it's another five months. Cause she announced like right when we were doing remote podcasts, when I was like at the end of my pregnancy and it's been three months yeah plus the fourth give or take yeah no I like that because like you get excited one you get excited for celebrities when they tell you super super early you're like this bitch has been pregnant for two years yeah so happy for Rihanna

so happy I'm so curious what she's gonna name her bebe I know she's so creative like so it'll probably be like William no it'll probably if she's so creative it'll probably be like william no it'll probably if she's so creative it'll probably be harry imagine do you just like i could see rihanna like making everything mom related cool now like for sure breastfeeding if that's what she chooses to do uh the doula i don't know all that shit you have in your house yeah like the perinatal right tings the diaper changing that's so gonna be like the coolest hottest trend of 2022 the spit up burp cloths yeah she's gonna make them into like handkerchiefs yeah yeah like a cool you know she'll figure it out avant-garde quilted burp cloth yeah she's gonna make everything like cool and i'm so happy for her um i'm happy for i'm happy for the mama community because we this is huge we need all the icons we can get. It's huge for the Ray Dunn

Carrie and mama community. Ray Dunn is the most incredible brand. I can't believe you didn't know about it. I can't believe I didn't know about it. And you got a PR package from them which was huge. I know I got the jewelry. I could use some mugs. Yeah. I love my number one mom mug like I think it's the best. Does that say number one mom or number one mama? Number one mom I think. i think it's one of the best gifts i've ever gotten and i'm not even lying a toaster brought it to you at your meet and greet oh and i transported it back it really is the thought that counts no that's so sweet and it's a reason why literally every person who has kids uses that mug no there is a reason behind the success of right then it's not an

accident nothing in life is an accident, Jackie. No. Ain't that the truth. Ain't that the truth. Mazeltov. Biggest mazel. To Rihanna, so happy for you. Wishing you well.

Wishing you well. And you know what? These times, they are trying times, but they're also incredibly special. I know. And your bebe will never be this little again, but also it's the biggest it's ever been. Isn't that crazy to think about? Yes it is. Also um I'm sorry I don't know why I cut you off. I have nothing to say. Thank you for your your honesty. I'm just being super honest and vulnerable today. Okay. This is such a safe space. I should ask you some questions that like

you've always evaded. Go for it. From me. From you? Yeah. i don't think i've literally never told you anything that's true i'll rock where there are no secrets here i'll rack my brain during the next ad break are you ready for our next story which is actually really crazy and i'm very curious to get your thoughts sure the jersey shore stars are slamming the 2.0 show with a new cast they said it will exploit the original so the original stars of the the Jersey Shore slammed MTV for its upcoming reboot of the iconic reality show with an entirely new cast. They wrote a collective statement which was shared on social media on Thursday. They said as a cast that took a chance with a network in need we put our most vulnerable moments on television for the world to see. We gave our all over the past 13 years became a family and continue to open our lives to

the world so please understand that we are not in support of a version of a version that will exploit our original show our hard work and authenticity to gain viewers i'm sorry this is out of control thank you holy shit because i was feeling really confused because i really love the original show i love the cast members. Me too. And I never thought that I could so diametrically oppose such a firm stance that they're taking. This is insane entitlement. Like, yes, you helped to network in need, but they were paying you a million dollars an episode at one point.

You all became huge celebrities. To this day, you're making so much money because of that show. They gave you another show, a reboot, Family Vacation. And you didn't invent the Jersey Shore show template. MTV did. And they own that template. And they have every right to do another show with another cast. I don't think it'll be as good because you really cannot recreate the magic of the time. It's literally like that TikTok sound. I know you don't know what I'm talking about like it was the 70s you know whatever oh hey boys um so I think that this is just like an enormous enormous mistake and I don't think the show mistake for MTV I don't think the show will be good but I think these castmates sound in fucking sane Jackie's giving the boys a little water

yeah Bruno's tongue is hanging out of his mouth in a way I've never seen. Because they were just eating their bones. And they went on a walk and I hadn't given him water yet. I mean I can't believe that they all read and wrote this letter and not one person was like do we sound crazy? I completely agree with you. First of all you know they took a chance they helped out the network like still it's MTV maybe they weren't in their heyday but it's MTV. It's owned by Viacom. Like they were going to be fine. They were going to be okay. I actually think a Jersey Shore 2.0 with new cast members who are on the same, you know,

life stage that they were at back in the day, like sounds like a really good idea. You'll never be able to recreate the magic. No, it won't be the same, but it will make or break based on like the cast members. And I think it's a good enough idea to give it a shot. I think they'll still continue to do family vacation. like this isn't affecting the work that they're getting I think this is really insane it's insane and they all thought it was a good idea behavior diva behavior every single one of them signed it yeah every single one with the hashtag we are jersey shore it's so out of touch I'm sorry like insane. And honestly, I didn't even know there

was a 2.0 happening. Me neither. And now it's like, that's a good idea. And maybe I should watch. No, this is really not a good look for anyone involved and they should delete this immediately. Like seriously. Yeah. The damage is done, but like they're so wrong on this issue. So, so wrong. And it does sound like a good idea. And the network is allowed to do whatever the fuck they want. It doesn't affect all the years of success, paychecks that you got. Even if the show is successful, it'll never reach the level of like cultural. Phenomena. Yeah.

That the original show, if anything, it's like an ode and it'll keep that old show. People will go back and watch the original. It'll keep it even more relevant. Like these young kids, they don't know about vinny like it's it's good rising tides rise all shipes or whatever it is so rising tides rise all shites don't that's the life lesson that you don't get it twisted you couldn't pay to know no so i think like they're being so short-sighted and so dumb and divalicious. Divalicious. Also think about how many reboots there are out in the world. Like of scripted shows, of iconic shows, of reality shows, etc. And like imagine if the cast of any

of those shows wrote something like this. I mean I can actually see like a... It would actually be no it would still be insane. Like it's insane like it's insane it's insane they they're just looking delusional and out of touch and it's actually a bad look and i never thought i would say that about like the way i used i we know used to idolize and really still do idolize the cast like it's one of the greatest shows of our time and i highly suggest spending a weekend going back and re-watching some of the early seasons they don't make better television than that no

and so if MTV wants to try let them let them crazy and this statement's not going to do anything except like just make MTV hate

the original cast yeah and make ordinary lay people like ourselves question confused yeah are you ready

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The book. The book. Yes, Harry Styles' new song, Matilda, is about that Matilda. I'm sure. Well, sort of. The Grammy winner

confirmed speculation that Roald Dahl's iconic children's book at least partly inspired the acoustic track off his newly third album, Harry House. It was about an experience that I had with someone he explained on NPR's morning edition. It was kind of like okay we'll disguise it as speaking to Matilda now that she's all grown up who's been kind of mistreated by her family and

stuff. How would you speak to her? The 1988 novel tells the story of an extraordinarily gifted young girl who teaches herself how to read and escape from her ruthless parents and school principal. How Would You Speak to Her? The 1988 novel tells the story of an extraordinarily gifted young girl who teaches herself how to read and escape from her ruthless parents and school principal. It was adapted into beloved movie, which we know, and a Broadway musical. Wait, that's so crazy. First of all, I had like no clue Matilda was a book. So I'm just learning so much today.

And honestly, what's crazy about this is like Harry probably had to like read Matilda to Olivia Wilde's kids. Like that's why he was like reading it, you know? Or maybe why Matilda was top of mind. Top of mind. And I guess so the story is he's talking to a girl who has been mistreated by her parents. And instead of using that girl's name, he used Matilda because she's in a similar situation. That's cute. I haven't listened to any of Harry's House yet.

I didn't know it was out. Yeah, it came out today. I'm sure it's wonderful, but I have not spent time with it yet. You know what else came out today? Gavin Dugard's new album. Go check it out, everyone. Jackie is on Gavin's payroll. Gavin saw my mention.

Oh, I told you. Uh-huh. I didn't tell everyone. He clearly didn't see the story because it expired, and so he wrote, thanks for the mention. Was I supposed to respond to that? No. Unless it was, like, with a picture of your tits you know gasp just you wanted my honest opinion today's honesty day it's truth day here at the morning toast price what do you think about that bryce loves gavin degras he said mom put on

that guy he said mom i have you to thank for making me so, so hard to please. Actually, that's literally Bryce. He has me to thank. Wow. Matilda was a book. Like a children's book or like a, like 10 pages or like 200? No, no, no. You remember Roald Dahl's books.

Yeah. They were little chapter books for grade schoolers. Yeah. You know, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Wow. That's so crazy. Like all these major franchises literally started with Rawl no look at Rolled like he's raking it in has Rolled been canceled yet like I feel like oh you know old-timey yeah like did he go the

Shel Silverstein route Dr. no Shel Silverstein what I know I think Shel Silverstein is the one who's canceled no Dr. Seuss is the one who's canceled okay canceled authors oh my god if shell silver i'm sorry you can't write the giving tree and be canceled like it's not fair i'm pretty sure it's shell silver no don't tell me what he did even though i was just watching 30 rock and literally oh christ holy shit they're farting up a storm oh my god putrid and he wafted it with his with his tail right in my face oh my god okay shell silverstein was canceled his books it's banned but banned like some one of his books was banned olivia has a copy of the giving tree at her house i just got one it's the the best, most sweetest book. Dr. Seuss books were pulled as well.

And who was the other author that you wanted? Okay, so Roald Dahl. I don't know if he's canceled. That's what we were going to see. What did Shel Silverstein do? In 30 Rock, they said he was a communist, but I think that was a joke. Roald Dahl inside his anti-Semitism and Coppola Kingdom legacy. Oh, my God.

Okay. Canceled, canceled, canceled. Can I say something, like, controversial? Like, okay, so Roald Dahl was anti-Semitic. Who isn't, you know? Like, should his entire life's work be, is that crazy? Like, you're dead. Like, you can't be anti-Semitic from the grave.

Is he dead? Should we not enjoy the books? He is dead. So is that a bad take no i mean it's like i didn't know when we were talking about this yeah and like you know what that's information i could have lived without knowing right he wrote charlie and the chocolate factory matilda the bfg the witches james and the giant peach like i'm sorry then there's no books okay the estate of raul doll must be making bank. Every single one of those. BFG was made into a movie.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Matilda. The Witches was just made into a movie. Remember the controversy? Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway. So I wonder how much the Ruel Dahl. I guess he doesn't care that he's canceled because they must be a multi-billion dollar

estate. They're rolling in the Dahl. Totally. Also, his name is just fun to say. Raoul Dahl. Raoul Dahl. So yeah. all of the childhood authors are canceled do with that information what you will i will still be reading the giving tree to my child because i have been reading i've been reading the cat in the hat it's so fucking fun to read it's like the cat went fat and the hat went scat

it's so funny the cat hat is off the charts and i don't know what the moral of the story is because let me listen to your parents don't know what the moral of the story is. Because let me tell you. Listen to your parents. I think that's the moral of the story. No, no, no. Here's the premise. The kids, the campers are home alone.

They're being babysat by their goldfish. And the cat comes in. Well, that's just bad parenting. Yeah, no. The goldfish is like the voice of reason. This crazy ass cat comes in. And he has all these things. Cake, rake, bake, shake.

And he makes this huge mess. And the whole time the goldfish is like, cat, you need to leave. Slow down. I'm like not following. Okay. So he comes in with the cake, the rake, the bake, and the shake. And he makes this huge mess. And the whole time the goldfish is like, Cat, you need to leave. Slow down. I'm like not following. Okay. So he comes in with the cake, the rake, the bake, and the shake. And he makes a huge mess. And the entire time the goldfish is like, Cat, you need to leave this house.

Like the mother is out. You can't be about. Right. And Cat doesn't give a shit. But eventually they see the mom's coming home. And the goldfish is like, Oh my God, mom's going to freak, et cetera, et cetera. And the kids are

quaking too and the cat magically cleans up everything before the mom walks through the door the cat's gone it's like nothing ever happened mom comes in and the question that book ends on a cliffhanger what we like do we tell our mom what would you do it really poses it poses a moral dilemma and no you don't tell your fucking mom yeah obviously what's the moral of the story finding out if you're a good person or not like a good person would tell their mom and a bad person wouldn't yeah but it's like what she doesn't know won't hurt her and everything why are we gonna hurt our mom she's a single mom like she's already working hard right now she's gonna have a pit about leaving her kids with a goldfish right when there was literally

everyone's fine at the end of the day yeah Yeah. So it really gave you something to think about. The Cat in the Hat movie is one of the best. So good. So good. Mike Myers, Alec Baldwin. Who does Alec Baldwin play? The boyfriend who tries to send them to military school. Okay, just so you know, that's not part of the book. No, of course not.

It's a 10-page book, Jackie. They had to improvise. Yes. Bryce farted again. I smelled it When he walked by me He's out of control These boys

I think he needs Like a gas ex These boys are gonna kill us Oh my god It's gaseous as fuck In here We need to His are like

Literally putrid We need to It's that bone He's never made a fart That smells Like it's actually Making me gag Oh my god

We need gas masks Yes No we need N95s me gag oh my god we need gas masks no we need n95s like literally oh my god Bryce just he's not okay oh my god Bryce you're so cute it's a like this there's a lot going on for him so I'm happy for Harry Styles at the end of the day at the end of the day agreed at the end of the day great One Direction song. Is that the lyrics? Oh don't forget where you belong. Thank you. If you ever feel alone. Do they have it say? Hold on. You were never on your own. And the proof. They never say at the end of the day. But isn't it? They have a song called At the End of the Day. Yeah. You know what? What was I watching yesterday? Kardashians. The phrase at the end of the day is the most overused phrase on reality TV. You'll start to hear it now. Okay. Like on Love Island at the end of the day. Okay, we get it. Like just say what you were gonna say. Totally. It could be the middle of the day. Right. And it

would still be true. Are you ready for our next story? A little movie news. Bryson Dyson, Christ and Mice and Sh Myson. Jackie, you're being too distracted by Bryce. Like get to the stories. Sorry. Oh my god. Oh my god. Margot Robbie will star in an Ocean's Eleven prequel. Here's everything we know. Oh that's that's good. Margot Robbie has been tapped to join a new Ocean's Eleven film. Warner Brothers confirms to E! News according to the Hollywood Reporter Margot will star in and produce the movie which will be led by bombshell director Jay Roach. He directed Bombshell. He's's not a bombshell director well some might say he is a bombshell director as well the new oceans film which will begin production next spring why are we talking about this will also be produced by

margo's husband tom ackerley um it is known to be an original oceans 11 that is set in europe in the 1960s because the initial oceans 11 was released in 1960 and starred Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Sammy Davis Jr. Oh, love. I think this is going to be fantastic. It's so great to have an actress like Margot Robbie because if she's in it, it's a good project. Yeah. Because she's like a director, producer. She has her own production company so I'm sure her production company is putting it together.

So you know that you're going to the theater to see a Margot Robbie piece of art. Like, it's good. Yeah, she has yet to flop. She's yet to flop, which is a lot of pressure. But it's nice for us because you know there's a really low chance of you not liking the film.

Yeah. What else has she been in? Has she really not flopped? Wolf of Wall Street. Oh, so good. That was like her breakthrough role. Was it? Yeah.

And then I, Tonya. Suicide Squad. Yes. That's where she made her money, you know? Yeah. Bombshell. Oh, she was in Bombshell, so they must have liked working together.

Mary Queen of Scots. I saw that one. Did I? Yeah, I did. With Joe Alwyn. Yeah. And Swarchay. Saoirse.

Saoirse. Mm-hmm. Oh, she was in Focus with Will Smith. Was that good? Mm-hmm. I didn't see it or hear anything about it. Maybe it flopped. Wow, she's been in so many movies. It just also feels like she hasn't been around for that long, you know? I know. see it or hear anything about it. Maybe it flopped. Wow, she's been in so many movies.

It just also feels like she hasn't been around for that long. I know, I know. I agree. Interesting. Barbie, you know, today was allegedly the day that Leigh Blonde 3 was supposed to come out, like when we spoke about it years ago. And have they even started filming? I don't even think the script has been written.

I'm so done talking about these projects. But one thing about Margot Robbie is that she's going to get it done. Yeah, she's going to get it done. I will definitely be seeing this. Same. Are you ready for our fifth and final story I am it's some Downton news because the Downton characters are in the press because the movie is premiering like over the course of the next few weeks I don't know how it literally comes out tomorrow tomorrow May 21st right we should see

it this weekend oh my god I'm so excited Downton movie. Because it came out earlier in the UK and Australia. In the US, May 20th. Today! Oh my god, we should go. We should see it today. We should take the Streis brothers. No, they're insane. Look at them.

They're such good boys now. Look at Bryson. Yeah, it only took them two hours of running around. And a couple deadly farts. Yeah. Anyways, the characters are doing on a press tour. And Downton Abbey star Kevin Doyle who plays Mosley is standing up for his quote sad character he said he has a pair

of balls or yes but of course he like it's too so British too British for his own good Kevin Doyle is quite protective of his Downton Abbey character valet footman valet sorry Joseph Mosley didn't know his first name, valet, sorry, Joseph Mosley. Didn't know his first name was Joseph. Me neither. When the Post suggested that Mosley could be a tad tepid and perhaps grow a pair, Doyle took issue. He said, I disagree with that, actually. I know some people sort of think that way about him,

but I think he's got a really beautiful spirit about him. The thing about him is that he has been thwarted a lot in his life. He's had a lot of sadness in his life. And what's been lovely in the past few years especially is seeing him move away from that sadness and obviously characters like Baxter his love interest helped him with that so I don't agree I think he has a pair he's not been able to let them hang by the way it's true he was way sadder in the beginning like once he started like standing up for himself and then he got his partner Baxter and he got his teaching job oh yeah like he just couldn't find his place in this world right I think he's totally like on a great trajectory I think so too and I love his demeanor

me too it took me a while because at first I was like there's Mosley again couldn't get arrested like literally needed a job is such a trained ballot and like literally nobody would hire him because like he just couldn't figure it out yeah um but no he's totally I think a respectable king now yeah I've loved his journey he's really a sleeper character I'm so excited for the Downton movie so excited let's make plans I know you didn't like the first one that much I didn't but I miss everyone and I just want to see them again even though I didn didn't like it, I didn't like it as much as I liked Downton the Show, which was like a 20 out of 10. So the movie for me was like still probably a 10 out of 10, but just not as good.

The movie for me was just like one more episode, you know? Yeah, it was just like a little stupid. It was playing on NBC the other day, so I was watching it and I was like remembering how stupid it is. It's like, you know, the servants being mad that they can't cook and like they're going to, you know, break the boiler. Servants hijinks. Yeah, it was crazy.

But if you watch the show and then just immediately watch the movie, it's just like one more episode. But if you watch the show in real time, waited years for the movie, it's like we just waited all this time for another episode. I was saving the movie. That was my problem. I should have watched it right after. I was saving it for a rainy day. And then it just didn't live up to, you know, what I had hyped it up to be yeah um so those are the past five you definitely did not need to know them if we're gonna be honest with you you didn't need to know that Rihanna gave birth but you didn't need to know that Shel Silverstein was canceled because no one really

needed to know that no nobody did or rolled or Dr. Seuss the trifecta yeah I knew about Dr. Seuss because he's like the most famous one he was the face of the campaign you know oh that's so interesting because when i was reading dr seuss yesterday to harold i was like is he canceled i was like oh no that's shell silverstein oh i only know dr seuss got it but again i can't stress enough like i will be buying that book for my child yeah no you there's no greater lesson than the giving tree. It's so true. And the lesson is no good deed goes unpunished. You give and you give. People are disgusting. Humanity is evil. That is the takeaway from the book.

Yeah. You give and you give and you give and you take what you get and you turn it into something. Honestly, you're never going to find me thinking. Thank you. I forgot the words. No, no, no. All right, let's dive into the TV recap of Kardashians on Hulu,

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So Kardashians on Hulu was really good. I am obsessed. I could watch an entire show about Kim's law, social justice. Yeah. Justice reform. I think she did an entire show about it. I think that that scene of her with the whiteboard and that guy, Scott was the craziest thing.

And you know what? It's like so many people, like, first of all, it was so cool to see which celebrities like Kim had access to just immediately. James Corden, Demi Lovato.

She's like, I'll take Demi Lovato, Katy Perry. I loved that. But just to see someone who like, I don't know. There was like something so amazing about it like it was like such a crisis Kim was on the horn the way like they would mention a celebrity's name and

they would post the tweet that the celebrity posted like it was just so cool to see how all that goes down yeah and Kim was like we need to make a certain I remember when it happened I was like oh man everyone is like now talking about this in the last hour because it was like so short they didn't have a lot of time. So it was amazing. That scene with the whiteboard and the Expo markers and the phones. And the checks. And at first I didn't know what the checks meant.

But then that meant that they posted. Yeah. I thought it was interesting that Demi Lovato, like her screenshot didn't go up. You know? Do you think that she posted? I'm sure she did. But I just thought that was interesting. Kim had Gwyneth Paltrow's number.

That's just what you get when you're literally the most powerful woman in Hollywood. That scene was incredible. It was incredible. Everything, so much about the episode, it really focused on her legal work and her bar. It was so good. The scene where she gets her test results in the parking lot at red lobster and north had just won her basketball game like if you didn't cry you're not alive i don't know you it was no and also when she showed footage of someone who she had tried to save from death row

like her final phone call with him because they weren't able to grant clemency like that was like that was so sad and like he was comforting her and she was it was, that was so sad. And, like, he was comforting her, and she was, it was just, it was really tough to watch. But, like, it's so, it's so interesting to me. And, like, you would think, like, they're so, like, superficial, like, glam, glam, glam. No, this is, like, so good, this type of content. Yeah. No, but it's, we got, we get it all, you know? And I feel like, especially this show, they've been doing that for a while.

And Kim's been showing, like, her criminal justice reform work for a while but like you know in the same episode you get Kanye taking his kids to school in a fire truck like you get all of these different things both fluffy and very very real and serious yes which is great also when Kim was saying that um you know how being a lawyer like ages you so much and she was like thank god for Botox was that just me or is it like the first time that she's admitted to having botox because remember years ago she got it on the show and then had like a rash and was like i can never get it right and i don't know if she's ever really admitted i mean to it we're not dumb she's 40 and she looks fucking 12 i know but it's like she looks so good that i'm like maybe she doesn't get botox she's getting something

better made like maybe but maybe she was using a lay person's term like Botox because we wouldn't know right no she's definitely getting something better than the rest of us because she looks it's so real good the ins and outs of like their days especially when Chloe and Tristan were using their gym and then like Kanye like Kim just like sends her kids off to school in a robe something I didn't know but like I needed to know yeah when Kim and Kanye were just like being co-parents and so cute and Kanye was talking to the camera and she was like it's gonna be 45 minutes love love love love when Chloe and Tristan are just talking about anything don't love don't love and it's like that's where I feel like the show really missed out on having a faster

turnaround because like we really shouldn't be watching this like we should have known but we love Chloe we love Chloe. We love Chloe. And I don't want her scenes cut. No, no, no, no, no. I agree. I agree. But like if they had turned around the show a little bit faster, we would literally have watched this like three months ago

and now we would be watching them fall apart, you know? So I'm looking forward to that. Yeah. I think the Kendall Scott thing is like so asinine. And like I know it sounds crazy, but like I am Team Scott. I'm Team Scott too. Like no one is being clear with him. So he's like kind of being left out in the dust and they're gaslighting him. I think the Kendall Scott thing is like so asinine. And like, I know it sounds crazy, but like I am Team Scott. I'm Team Scott too. Like no one is being clear with him. So he's like kind of being left out in the dust and they're gaslighting him.

I had a party. I didn't have a party. It was a dinner. No, it was a party. Like they're gaslighting him. And all he wants to know is like, why wasn't I invited? Yeah. Because they say like, I love you.

It's all good. So why don't you invite me? Right. Also, Kourtney and Travis are getting married this weekend in Italy. In Italy, yes. At a castle. At a castle. At a castle. At the Dolce & Gabbana castle. They're like very Dolce & Gabbana. Yeah. I love it. Kim's on her way. Her plane was tracked. Oh, was it? Okay. I saw in Liz Height's story and I'm sure

she's going to have all the content this weekend. From this weekend. I think it'll be so nice. Like they're chuggy. Like they're getting married in Italy. Like it's so cute. Yeah. I think it'll be a glorious affair. It's so crazy. Courtney's never been married. Yeah. And apparently they're getting married there. It's like small close friends and family. And then they're going to do a big party in LA.

So it's like a fourth wedding, by the way. A fourth. Oh God. Yeah. Fourth. But I guess, you know, they're so obsessed with each other. Like watching them on the show. With their foreheads.

I actually, they're so obsessed with each other like watching them on the show with their foreheads i actually they're weirdly like so normal and the blended family to themselves even when no not even the family stuff it was last week when they were getting the ivf retrieval and they were like in the doctor's office and there was something just so like quaint about them even though they pulled up in a tour bus yes but they just and like they showed up in matching onesies like they're just yeah chuggy really no it's so weird it's like they are like larger than life the tour bus and his tattoos and like she's a kardashian but there's something very simple and you know they are a little cringy but they are super in love and i thought that dinner scene just like a regular you know weeknight looked delicious vegan no it didn't no it looked good it looked them being like so regular and all the kids and corny was like i really really love his kids it was like it was literally blended the movie like yeah it was

beautiful it was beautiful and when chloe was talking about how like good they are at like bringing people into their family blending families because they learned it like from robert and chris it was just so sweet, you know? It's so true. Like, the amount of people who've come in and out of their family, like, it's so not normal. But also the way that, like, they are, you know, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe are with Kendall and Kylie,

even though they're technically half-sisters. Right. We don't even think of them that way. I don't even think of them. But, like, they literally have different last names. No, that's so true. But, like, they're fully blood-related. Yeah.

Like, no, that's a good call. So it wasn't like a crazy episode, but I really loved Kim's storyline. Like I wanted more Kim, more Kim, more Kim. I always want more Kim. Me too. Where the fuck is Kylie? Pregnant. Also, we're in like Astroworld timeline.

Oh, right, right, right, right. And so I think that like even if she's, you know, getting her nails done, we're not going to see it because then it's like Kylie got her nails done after Astroworld right right no that's that's a good point so they need to like wait for some time I'm sure she may actually I don't know if she's in the preview for next weekend her and Chris look like they're doing some moronic e-prank I think that because like she was slacking last few episodes because she couldn't be in them like now she's like okay let's do stuff yeah like go to get groceries because like we're all making the same amount I need to pull my weight put me in coach yeah yeah um so

yeah I'm loving the Hulu show like loving I mean it's just gorgeous television it's oh but I don't feel any urgency to watch it me neither but I did get a really interesting piece of information yesterday do you remember in the final season of the e-show they during covid they rented that like sick malibu house belongs to diana jenkins the new real housewife of beverly hills i forget where i saw that i apologize who told me that thank you for that thank you very much that's something i needed to know so they're friends with diana jenkins well diana said she was with kim in paris when she was robbed yes Where does she fit into the mix? I have no clue, but this is just one step closer to getting Chris Jenner on the road. I also has a Beverly Hills. That house and the staircase and the staircase elevator belongs

to Diana Jenkins. There was a staircase. Remember the staircase to the beach that really. Yes, yes, yes. Like the caravan. And then it was like a, you know, a little cart that took you back up. Yeah. Yeah. I forgot about that. Gorgeous home. Gorgeous. So that's my little factoid of the day. And that's our show. If you got nothing else out of the show, like, that you needed to know.

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