The Toast - S5 Ep68: Neither Young Nor in Hollywood: Thursday, May 26th, 2022
Episode Date: May 26, 2022Jacob Elordi and Olivia Jade Giannulli are dating: report (Page Six) (9:45)Â Austin Butler finally addresses Vanessa Hudgens breakup 2 years later (Page Six) (13:34)Â Kate Moss Testifies f...or Ex Johnny Depp: 'He Never Pushed Me, Kicked Me or Threw Me Down Any Stairs (PEOPLE) (17:33)Â Jeff Bridges Says He Was 'Pretty Close to Dying' from COVID While in Chemo for Cancer (PEOPLE) (29:14)Â Sophia Grace and Rosie Reflect on Life-Changing Ellen DeGeneres Show Experience (E! Online) (32:50)Â Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap (43:13)Â The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast and happy Thursday!
It's the Thursday before a long weekend. It is our last show of the week. Yeah!
Very exciting, the Thursday before a long weekend. The long weekend. I already broke out my white pants.
You're being extremely brave. Breaking. Very hasty.
Fashion police. White pants. White pants a few days before Memorial Day.
Big deal.
But I actually got a targeted ad for these, and I was influenced.
And they're so gorgeous.
They're Spanx.
They're like these white pants, trouser slash jeans that you can't see through anything.
They're so thick.
And honestly, I was influenced, and it was the the real deal I'm feeling very glad with my
purchase there's something about those targeted ads they know me better than I know myself of
course like all the clothes baby clothes like makeup they just start constantly serving me
premium content even though they're eavesdropping on my entire fucking life using the data no like
if I say today,
let me say something that I would like never say.
Yeah, but like scream it into your phone. Of something that I would buy.
What's something I would never buy?
Ferrari.
I want a Ferrari.
Ferrari.
I would love a Ferrari.
They're just the most gorgeous cars.
Yeah.
I have my license,
so I can't wait to drive my Ferrari when I get one.
Good girls drive Ferraris.
Oh, sickening.
Sickening.
We've got a great show for you guys today. Jax is back. Thank you so much. I know you had a really rough day yesterday
and we at the Morning Toast support. Yesterday's episode was fabulous. We missed you but we got
through it. Yeah. And now you're back. I'm back. It was a very rough day yesterday. We also did
record a podcast together for the Patreon and general Q&A and it's just been a really shitty
week like on a larger scale I know you talked
about the Uvalde mass shooting yesterday and it's just like making me so sick no there's like a like
a heaviness and like and I think everyone can feel it yeah and so I commend you for doing a show
yesterday because I I like well it's been permeating like every single thought. I know. I wasn't sure like whether it was inappropriate or not.
Because honestly, like there was an element that I was like, how can we literally talk about anything else?
Right.
But I think it's really like messing with people and like people are getting, you know what sucks?
It's like this is becoming so frequent.
It's like I think a lot of people also feel desensitized, which is horrible.
So I just wasn't sure what the right thing to do yesterday was. I'm glad glad we did a show we were able to talk about it a little and then just like take
everyone's minds off of it yeah um but yeah there's just like a terrible um like feeling in
the air for everyone yeah it's so heartbreaking everything that's come like these kids their
pictures and the teachers it's so sad I can't I know anyways I just would feel rdh if
yeah we didn't talk about it today and we do have a good show we actually have some good stories
finally well you know yesterday we had some like we had bad stories yesterday but that's because
I tried to tailor them like the shit we are so invested in like Brian literally doesn't know who
we're talking about so I had to pick the stories, like, to be a little tailored to Brian, which in turn.
I liked it.
Okay.
You have to meet people where they are.
Yes.
And also, like, I think when you have a guest co-host or a guest, like, lean into what their expertise is.
Like, I don't even have global entry, so we're not going to talk.
Like, I'm not a travel expert whatsoever.
I'm probably the opposite of a travel expert, like, doing everything wrong.
Do you even have TSA pre-check?
No.
That's literally disgusting.
I do have Clear, though.
And Zach has pre-check, and he has no problem going through without me. Yeah that's me and Ben. I'm like Ben I will literally meet you in the lounge. I know but I have clear and I don't
think he does. Ben has clear. Ben has what you have clear no TSA pre-check. I have clear and TSA
pre-check. We pretty much get there around the same time. Yes I completely agree um but yesterday I did
apply for a global entry. I'm waiting to be like accepted.
Yeah, I need to do that as well because I'm tired of taking out my computer,
my iPad, and my Kindle.
And my shoes, of course.
I can't believe you still do that.
I haven't done that in years.
I know.
Also, like the computer, iPad, Kindle, they don't all fit in one tray.
Got it.
You can't stack them?
No, you can't stack them.
They'll literally come for your neck.
Yeah.
They're crazy.
And there's so, I feel like in TSA pre-check line, like maybe they're a little kinder or because like there's less to do, things just go more smoothly.
That's not what it is.
But they get so fucking fed up in the general line.
I know why.
In the general airport security line, if you're in that line, that means you don't have pre-check,
you don't have clear, like you don't have a bunch of the like fancy traveler things.
So you're not a regular traveler and you don't know the rules.
So it's really like moron central in that line.
And the TSA pre-check slash clear line is filled with frequent travelers who know exactly what to do.
Yeah, take your belt off.
Like these are people who have done this many times and they know what to do.
So it moves more seamlessly.
So the TSA agents don't need to be so stern.
And they also have less to do.
So not only are they able to do it, but there's less.
So it really shouldn't be TSA pre-check and not TSA pre-check.
It should be morons and not morons.
And you're calling me and Ben morons.
Well, yeah.
Well, yeah.
Well, if you don't have TSA pre-check, like, I don't know what you're doing.
Stryce, did you hear that?
Your credit card, like, will give you a rebate for it.
So it is literally free.
She called mommy a moron.
Stryce and Bryce. Bryce and Stryce bryce and strice are here in spirit in spirit um which is so good these pillows these comfort pillows someone asked where they're from i have no idea okay the tag says handmade but
it also says art mom yeah no it says art mon so do with that what you will and these were gifts from
toasters at claudia's show so please speak up in the comments if you created them molly and shannon
molly and shannon and so that other people can get their comfort pillows yeah they're really like a
burst of joy they really really are much like the men themselves
so we have a lot to talk about real Housewives of Beverly Hills was on last night.
And I want to give like a comprehensive recap, but I'm physically unable because I have no idea
what went down in that episode. I was trying to follow everyone's like arguments about hypocrisy
and like relating it back to their own feelings and validating feelings. And I have literally no
idea what happened. Same. But do you know how sometimes when like people are having a conversation and you like feel
like they did that to you, but it's, I mean, it's hard to see it from Crystal's point of
view, but I feel like I know that feeling of being like, you guys are talking about
exactly what you did to me.
And what about me?
But it wasn't exactly what, like she was, her jump to make her situation similar to Sutton's
was like extremely large and I couldn't follow it fair no I agree I really couldn't follow it and I
also don't know like who's side I'm on in general like who I want to see thrive because sometimes
it's Sutton and then other times it's like and I also really want to like Diana but she's coming
in like on Rinna's team and she came in just like randomly going against Sutton and then they had to
get in the car together right no but then she was just like randomly going against Sutton. And then they had to get in the car together.
Right.
No, but then she was like, she was going against Sutton.
But then she was also like, but Sutton always apologizes.
Like, where do you stand?
And why do, does everybody else, I don't know why I feel like I want like to like Diana so much.
Me too.
And I feel like the women like want Diana to like them.
Yes, they want Diana on their side.
Like she's coming in in a really strong position.
She's well respected. Yeah. It's coming in in a really strong position. So she's well respected.
Yeah.
It's because she has a lot of money.
Yeah.
But they all have a lot of money.
Like son came in with a lot of money.
Yeah.
And they don't feel that way about that.
Cause she came in weird.
Right.
No,
there's like something just cool about her.
She has a cool factor for sure.
She does.
It's like the European rich thing.
Yeah.
But it's also just her personality because all of these women are wealthy. They all
have wealthy friends and they all run in cool circles. Like there's you know so they're they're
pretty much used to that. Well we'll get into it in the TV recap but before that I do believe
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Great.
Okay, our first story.
We have a lot of young Hollywood news today, and they're all sort of intertwined.
I love.
Love.
As a striving member of young Hollywood, I love talking about them.
Totally striving.
Beyond striving.
As a flailing.
Striving to be young.
Striving to be in Hollywood.
And you know what?
I'm getting further away from both, and that's just, it's devastating.
Striving to be in Hollywood and you know what I'm getting further away from both and that's just it's devastating. Well Jacob and Lordi and Olivia Jade
Giannulli are dating officially as Weekly reported on Tuesday. Both the
Euphoria star and the Dancing with the Stars alum recently split from former
partners so they are reportedly taking their new romance slowly. They both got
out of relationships recently so they're not rushing into anything says a source.
They were spotted together playing with a dog being just like so cute and casual she's wearing a hoodie and tights
which was really shocking to me yeah but that's how casual they are right you know because there
were probably she fell asleep in her outfit from the night before and then just threw on a hoodie
i was like shocked just to like walk the dog also like the socks and the sneakers this is just giving
like we've been together a million times i don't't care how I look around him now. Yeah. So it was reported that they were like maybe like hanging out. It hasn't
been officially confirmed that they're dating. And now that it is like I can just say how overjoyed
I am. Yeah. I think this is the cutest couple. I think they really emulate like fabulous, young,
rich, famous. Like I love it. Yeah. And they're also really in different industries which works
because he's like very much tv and film and she's an influencer social media podcaster socialite
now honestly yeah so I think that's a recipe for success like you're not competing for shows you're
not like someone's having more success in one arena and you guys can like balance each other
more so yeah I think this has all the makings of everything of the sortness
it's just they're so young so like I think eventually you know you know they're not gonna
get married and this like group of young Hollywoods who all look alike they all date like each other
each other and they all all the boys look like all the girls look alike so for me like this just
reminds me like when he was spotted with Kaya Gerber. Well, they were together. Yeah.
But for a long time?
Yeah.
And they, remember those red carpet pictures from that? Oh, LACMA.
Was it LACMA?
There was LACMA, but then there was also, like, this, like, Hollywood Museum.
LACMA.
That's, like, oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's, like, LA County Museum of Arts or something.
I think.
LACMA.
Yeah, sorry.
I was confusing.
He was spotted with Zendaya, like, twice, but I don't think it was ever actually confirmed
that they were dating.
So yeah, it's just like this young Hollywood like train
and I love it.
Yeah, I love it.
Because they're all just so gorgeous.
And whether you want to admit it or not,
like watching beautiful people
be beautiful with each other is exciting.
It is exciting.
I also love the height difference.
Like it's just...
Okay, let's talk about it.
Okay.
All great relationships have like enormous height
differences I firmly believe that it's so cute except like sorry not to be like so heteronormative
but like only when the guy is taller why what about Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban a great
relationship iconic relationship Zendaya and Tom Holland iconic relationship I think it goes both
ways I think you're right something to think about about. Something to think about. I just, I love a height difference. I really do.
Yeah, this picture is just like everything.
I can't explain it.
And I'm so happy for Olivia.
I feel like definitely coming off a few hard years.
Yeah.
And then just to exit dating the hottest man in Hollywood,
like that, that takes courage.
It takes perseverance.
And I'm just, you love to see a girl coming out of a scandal
with Jacob Elordi on her arm. Like that doesn't happen to anyone. No. Did you see this
picture of her leaving his house after spending the night? Iconic. No, it's really, she's not
wearing shoes. It's really giving like, we're together. This is my boyfriend. I don't give a
shit what I look like anymore around him. Yeah. She's carrying a lot of bags. So it does look
like he won't give me a drawer, but maybe they're working there. Or yeah. Or maybe it's like her makeup and tings.
Right.
Just to film a vlog.
Right.
Maybe it's her vlog equipment.
Right, right, right.
Do you think we'll get to a place where Jacob Elordi's in a vlog?
I'll literally die.
Does she really even vlog anymore?
Like once every six months.
It's so annoying.
She has a podcast.
Yes.
I don't think so.
No, I would just love to see Weekend in Malibu in Malibu vlog. And then he's like in the background
making a cocktail or something.
Of course.
That would be gorgeous.
That would be.
Anyway, so speaking of Jacob Elordi and Olivia Jade,
it does lead us into our next story.
Circumstantially, Austin Butler is finally addressing
Vanessa Hudgens breakup two years later.
So Austin Butler, he is a man about town right now.
Elvis, we've been talking about it for six years. It's finally coming out in June. He's in Cannes. He's on the cover of GQ
and he's talking about his relationship with Vanessa Hudgens, which did span 10 years. And
then all of a sudden they're not together. It's devastating. And then all of a sudden they're
not together. He's reaching like his blowing up career peak. Yeah. And I wonder how that feels
for her. It can't feel good. No. I feel like the whole time they were together,
like, she knew he was going to be a star.
Like, she believed in him when no one else did.
Yeah, and she gave him 10 good years.
Yeah, of her life.
And then they break up, and he hits big.
It ain't right.
No, it ain't.
But he said that life is full of changes.
You've got to find a way to be constantly evolving and growing.
Like, for a while, Vanessa Hudgens was the only thing keeping Austin Butler relevant. Like if he if they hadn't dated and I
wasn't like weirdly obsessed with their relationship I literally would have forgotten he existed. Yeah
but then he was dating Kai Gerber. Well no. No I'm sorry now he is dating Kai Gerber and Kai Gerber
used to date Jacob Elordi. That's how everyone knows each other. It's this incestuous little
young Hollywood crew. And Austin Butler he's doing a lot of press for Elvis again.
Can't stop talking about it.
Baz Luhrmann.
It's going to be the thing.
It better be a good movie.
Jackie, you don't even have TikTok.
They have blown up on TikTok.
First of all, they had a huge party last night in Cannes because it's Cannes Film Festival.
They flew out all these TikTokers.
All these TikTokers are making content.
They have a TikTok account for Elvis.
They were live streaming the party.
They are doing the most on TikTok.
So if you think you're seeing it a lot, you don't even know the half of it.
Oh, wow.
Well, him and Kaya like were smooching on the red carpet.
Dead.
Okay.
Austin Butler is so hot.
Like, and you know what?
I haven't seen him act since Zoey 101.
So I don't even know if he's talented.
Carrie Diaries, you love.
Carrie Diaries.
That show was so good.
Like justice for Carrie Diaries.
Even though like the only problem with the Carrie Diaries was that it was supposed to
be a Sex and the City prequel.
And, like, Anna-Sophia Robb and Sarah Jessica Parker, like, no.
It wasn't working.
Like, she wasn't giving Carrie Bradshaw.
They both had curly hair.
But, like, I could just not see this girl, Anna-Sophia Robb, turning into the annoying
bitch we currently know as Carrie Bradshaw.
That's the fatal flaw of the Carrie Diaries.
It should have been called, like, The Jackie Diaries. Like, it should have been called literally anythingaries. It should have been called, like, The Jackie Diaries.
Like, it should have been called literally anything else.
It should have been called The Jackie Diaries.
I agree.
Maybe then it would have gotten a third season.
Probably not, because Everything I Love gets canceled.
So I just want to say, like, this moment that Austin Butler is having Met Gala, Cannes Film
Festival, Kaia Gerber, this movie, like, very here for it.
And we've been talking about the Elvis movie for a while. And like every young,
hot,
talented actor in Hollywood went out for this role.
Harry Styles.
He would have been good.
He would have been great.
And the fact that it was Austin Butler,
like is so crazy and random.
Cause he was like so random.
Only the only thing keeping him in my opinion was Vanessa Hudgens.
Yeah.
So I actually am really sad that they broke up even though I stan him and Kaya yeah me too agreed on all counts and I'm glad
that the role went to him because he wasn't a movie star before and like now we have one more
movie star as opposed to it being Harry Styles who like can't get any bigger right that's true
but I have to see the movie first and I just want to say like I I've seen a lot of like trailer footage on TikTok and I don't think it's fair to judge but it's giving like it's giving community theater acting
just what I've seen really small clips of honestly the clips that I've seen I'm just like
no that's not Elvis like I can't explain it in the sense like he doesn't really look like Elvis
interesting he does look like Austin Butler. With black hair.
Like playing Elvis on Montana.
Yeah, right.
I agree.
So I have to see the movie.
I don't think it's fair to make any judgments.
And I will be seeing the movie.
But, yeah.
I'm trying to look for a review.
There was one on Variety this morning.
Oh.
But also, I don't really care about reviews.
I want to see the Rotten Tomatoes audience meter score.
That is the only true metric on the internet, period.
Not even just covering movies, period.
Yeah, agreed.
Are you ready for our next story?
Which you're going to really take the lead on because Kate Moss testified for ex Johnny Depp.
Yeah.
She said he never pushed me, kicked me, or threw me down any stairs.
Kate Moss testified that Johnny Depp never pushed her down any stairs when they were dating in the 90s.
On Wednesday morning, the British model appeared via live video link in front of...
Looking...
Looking like a snatcher.
Radiant.
In front of the Fairfax, Virginia courtroom to address a reference that Depp's ex-wife, Amber Heard,
made in previous testimony about Kate Moss and stairs.
Let me just give, like, for those who don't know.
Okay.
So...
In layman's terms.
Johnny and his team had wanted Kate to testify because they dated for a while
and she could testify that he was never physically abusive and Amber's team.
And they were right.
Legally,
it's irrelevant,
you know,
like it's not about what he did to Kate Moss.
So they weren't allowed to have her testify.
But then when Amber Heard was being,
was on,
on the stand, she accidentally
brought up the staircase incident with Kate Moss, which then opened the door. Once it's brought into
the courtroom, then it's fair game. So she brought it in. She like slipped up. And that's the only
reason why Kate Moss was added in last minute yesterday. Her testimony was super short,
three minutes in out, nothing happened. I fell down the stairs. We were in like a water villa and the stairs were wet and it had rained. I slipped down the stairs we were in like a water Villa and
the stairs were wet it had rained I slept downstairs Johnny picked me up threw me in the bed not threw
me in the bed put me in the bed got me medical attention and literally that's it during our
entire relationship he was never physically abusive but I've I've really gotten into the
trial recently because at first I was getting all my information from TikTok and shockingly I
don't feel like that's accurate because then I started tuning into the the trial every day and
if you just read like headlines like even TMZ is very pro Johnny if you read just headlines and
just like fan edits on TikTok you're like oh Johnny's winning this trial when you tune into
the trial I have to and they're, and everyone was saying, Amber's lawyers are backwards. That's really not what I see. I think they're doing a pretty
decent job. And honestly, Johnny will lose this case. And that's not because, in my opinion,
was he physically abusive? I don't know. But he will lose the case because the point of the case,
it's very difficult. In order to win a defamation trial, Johnny Depp has to prove that he was not physically abusive to Amber.
And a lot of what they're proving is that Amber was also physically abusive.
And Johnny wasn't abusive to his other girlfriends.
Like, it's very hard to prove that he wasn't, that what Amber said was a lie.
So, even though K-Moss can help,
that still doesn't prove that he didn't do X amount of things to Amber.
So I've been watching it now, getting like a more balanced take from it.
I do think Johnny went into this case not with the intention of winning,
but with the intention of changing public perception.
And I think that he has done that.
And I think that is fully complete.
Now, yesterday was
also an interesting day in the trial because a staff member at TMZ had to testify and TMZ like
submitted a motion like they don't want to be a part of it yeah he got it got denied the guy had
to um he had to testify and what he was what they were testifying was like Amber had this relationship
with TMZ she was the one who sold them You know the video of the cabinets being slammed?
She obviously took that video
and there's proof that she sold it to TMZ.
And right now, the owner of that video is TMZ.
So they didn't really want to be a part of it,
but there's this long paper trail of Amber
having an established relationship with TMZ.
So the guy had to get on the stand.
It was really awkward.
So yesterday was a crazy day in the trial.
It is coming to an end.
I think it's over tomorrow.
Yeah.
And I don't think Johnny will win.
Right.
So that will mean he has to pay her lawyers, right?
I don't know because that's different in every state.
Okay.
So he's suing her for $50 million and she's then suing him for $100.
So if he loses, which I do predict,
because it's really borderline impossible to win a defamation suit,
I don't know what that means for Johnny.
And I know Johnny has a lot of money,
but I don't think he has $150 million to spare.
Just to, like, give away.
Yeah.
Got it.
Well, I do think...
Especially now that he's pretty much, according to his testimony,
unemployable.
Like, no one will employ him.
I think that's going to change after this i i think it will too i don't think people have ever like
loved johnny debt more than they do now there's never like been more which is so bizarre which is
it is so bizarre i he like lost that movie right because of six right i think maybe it could be
back up for because like how many people there's like almost a million people watching the trial
live every single day like not even a million people watching the trial live
every single day like not even waiting they're watching the primary source they're not waiting
for like a tmz recap like there is so much interest in him have you seen outside the courthouse
like and it's all women and it's like literally like hundreds of women and he like rolls down
his window and he's waving it's like it's not real like no i think that those people obviously
were johnny stands before but now even look at someone like you who literally couldn't give two shits about Johnny before.
No, and I...
Now you're like, kind of like, this man has been wronged a little bit.
Yeah, see, I'm really struggling, like, with where to land,
because there's definitely a lot of evidence that their relationship was mutually abusive
and, like, really tumultuous.
But Johnny's lawyers, they are doing a great job of
like painting him the way that I perceived him before the trial is definitely different than
how I look at him now um and it's just very confusing so I imagine as a juror you're not
going to be able to make any sort of like 100% like proclamation well it has to be like beyond
the shadow of a doubt yeah and it and it's not. It's every time
her lawyers are up there,
I'm like, yeah.
And then his lawyers
are up there, I'm like, yeah.
I would make a terrible juror
and a terrible lawyer
because I'm just like,
whatever the information
in front of me is,
I'm like, oh my God,
that's so true.
That's so true.
No, no, I would be like,
I would have literal whiplash.
You know what you would say?
I see both sides.
Yeah, is there an option
for a juror to see both sides?
But I think that makes
a good juror to see both sides. No, whatever jury, if I'm ever a part of like it will be a hung jury like
I will be that she will hang the jury I will be that one bitch I'm like I really can't decide you
guys but I'm also like a loser who gets like swept up to peer pressure so if everyone was like no
come on like we're team amber I'll be like okay sure whatever you guys say are we going out after
right like should we get drinks jury? Should we start a group chat?
So it's just, it's been a really crazy, like, moment in pop culture.
Yeah.
And to see how, like, certain outlets are reporting on it is really interesting, too.
Like, TMZ is, like, extremely pro-Dep.
I saw an article, Vogue, like, it's time we believe Amber Heard.
So all these different outlets are taking different sides. And I just think what's really being glossed over, my major takeaway from Vogue, like, it's time we believe Amber Heard. So all these different outlets are taking different sides.
And I just think what's really being glossed over, my major takeaway from this is, like,
I do think it was extremely mutually abusive.
But I think a lot of, like, the abuse that Johnny suffered gets, like, overlooked because he's a man.
Right.
And I think, like, that's just an interesting takeaway I have.
And I'm by no means an expert.
These are just my opinions.
It's just been a wild ride and it's almost over.
And I don't even think, I'm not even like,
oh my God, what's going to happen to the jury?
Like, it's fairly obvious.
I mean, I just wish we could hear from Elon because...
Oh, something very interesting.
Elon came up yesterday.
What did he do?
So there's been this whole storyline.
So, you know, Amber got a $7 million settlement from Johnny and their divorce.
Okay.
And after she wrote the op-ed accusing him of physical violence,
a lot of people were like,
well, how could you accept $7 million from an abuser?
She was like, you're right.
And she said she was going to donate the money to the ACLU
and the Children's Hospital of Los Angeles.
She pledged the money.
And it turns out that those were just pledges.
The donations were never actually made.
So Amber's like, you know, I will be pledging the money over time, blah, blah, blah.
But all in all, the $7 million were really never dispersed, allegedly.
But then there was this other woman who was friends of Johnny.
She was like friend of Johnny and Amber.
She's the head of a nonprofit called art of Elysium.
And when Amber was like,
I'm giving my $7 million to these two organizations,
this woman was like really pissed.
Amber's had lived with her for a while.
Something,
they were really close.
She was like,
I literally run a nonprofit.
Like,
and I'm a really small ACLU is huge.
Like you couldn't have given me something.
Right.
And it was like this whole drama with her relationship with Amber. and then like months later a 250 000 check came in for art of
elysium on behalf of amber heard from elon musk so elon is definitely in there there are a lot of
conspiracy theories that elon is like allegedly there's no proof of this the father of amber's
child because amber has a a child um and she hasn't been vocal about who it's with.
So Elon is in the mix.
That's who we need to hear from.
That's who could settle all of this.
But I don't think we will.
No.
Not even in the trial.
A lot of the theories are that, first of all, like, why would Elon want to be a part of this?
It's so messy.
Elon, every celebrity has their own.
I don't know.
I could see Elon wanting to get get in there get the record straight so a lot a lot
what a lot of the theories are is that you know if hypothetically allegedly elon is the father of
amber's child and elon might have you know some not flattering things to say about amber
he wouldn't do that to the mother of his child like he wouldn't disgrace her publicly
judicially right um and that's why he decided to do that to the mother of his child. Like, he wouldn't disgrace her publicly, judicially.
Right.
And that's why he decided to, you know, wash his hands of it.
Got it.
Very interesting.
Thank you.
There's just so many celebrities involved in this, you know, and it's crazy.
Yeah.
But I have to say, some of you Johnny stans are, like, a little out of control.
Like, I'm seeing, like, these fan edits with, like, Pirates of the Caribbean music of, like,
Johnny and his lawyer.
His lawyer, Camille, who, who like everyone is obsessed with.
She's like this young, hot associate.
She's great at her job and her and Johnny seem to be very close.
And now there's like fan edits and like fan fiction being made up like as if they're dating.
Oh my God.
It's out of control, honestly.
Okay.
That's where I draw the line.
Like I'm not there.
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Our next story,
Jeff bridges is sitting down with people magazine and saying that he was
pretty close to dying from COVID while he was in chemo for cancer.
Right?
Jeff bridges has a lot to celebrate these days.
He has a new grandson, a new puppy, a new show, and he'll be celebrating his 45th wedding
anniversary.
But these days, the Oscar winner is simply grateful to be alive after he recently survived
non-Hodgkin's lymphoma and nearly died of COVID.
I forgot that he was going through that.
I forgot.
Yeah.
In this week's issue of People, he opens up about his howering year and a half
that he now calls
a bizarre dream.
It began while he was
doing exercises
one morning at home
and felt something unusual
in his stomach.
He went to the doctor
and was shocked
by what they discovered.
He had a 12 by 9 inch tumor
in his body
like a child in his body.
It didn't hurt or anything.
12 by 9?
Yeah.
That's huge.
Huge.
He was diagnosed with cancer and quickly began chemo by infusion.
Everything was working.
The tumor began to shrink.
He said, quote, they got a cocktail that worked, and oh man, it worked fast.
That thing just imploded.
But in January 2021, his health took a turn for the worse when he got COVID.
The chemo treatment had weakened his immune system, and the virus hit him hard.
He spent almost five months in the hospital where he was in extreme pain and couldn't
roll over in bed without calling the nurse to help him with oxygen.
Oh my God.
He said, I was pretty close to dying.
The doctors kept telling me, Jeff, you've got to fight.
You're not fighting.
I was in surrender mode.
I was ready to go.
I was dancing with my mortality.
Oh.
He began to see improvements after the medical team gave him convalescent plasma.
He started taking baby steps.
He said each day brought more strength and more hope.
He began working with a physical therapist three times a week.
And now he is doing well, promoting his new film, The Old Man, co-starring John Lithgow and Amy Brenneman.
Wow, that's a crazy story.
Crazy story.
And, you know, Jeff Bridges is not like a, you know, a celebrity we're often speaking of.
He kind of lives a private life.
So I had totally forgotten that the last time I really heard about him, he was suffering from cancer.
Yeah.
So, so much has happened since then.
And I love Jeff Bridges.
He's literally definition of a P-jom.
Definition of a P-jom.
This is a crazy story.
To spend five months in the hospital and as, you know, a celebrity and we don't even know about it.
Like that's how private he is.
Right.
And I'm just so glad he's out the other side.
And that we can have more wonderful work to look forward to.
Right, like perhaps a Stick It sequel.
Perhaps a Stick It sequel.
Maybe it's time.
Yeah, like all these reboots, all these sequels that nobody asks for.
Give the people what they want.
Give them Stick It 2.
Give them Stick It 2.
Like, how hard can it be?
It can't be hard.
So twisted.
It's so offensive.
Agreed. Are you ready for our fifth and final story i think we could use a song today yeah my triangle's all the way over there do you want
to go get it okay hold on and i will entertain everyone with a little bryce larp bruno actually
came to me this morning and he said something so so pivotal what did he say? That he wants to get his own apartment
and move in with Magnolia.
And I said, Bryce, you don't have a job.
How are you going to do that?
Maybe show up to work a little bit more.
He said, Mom, can I work for you?
Chief Cuteness Officer.
Did you tell him, no, we're not hiring?
I said, Chief Cuteness Officer,
that's a role that we need to fill.
Ready?
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Our fifth and final story is about some of our favorite girlies.
Who?
You'll never guess.
Oh, let me think.
Our favorite?
You'll literally never guess.
I could give you 1,000 guesses.
Sophia, Grace, and Rosie reflect on their life-changing Ellen DeGeneres show experience okay I just want
to say they're not my favorite girlies like I don't really like even though people say we're
Sophia Grace and Rosie all grown up yeah I'm obviously Sophia Grace you've seen that meme we've posted it
it's like Sophia Grace and Rosie boy you got my heartbeat running away even like a diamond is coming away can't you hear that boom boom boom
he got that super bass boom boom boom boom boom he got that super bass you don't know that that's
what people say about us i had no idea and that's literally us you're sophia grace like with the
voice yeah and the attitude and i'm rosie like getting sidelined for the ride and they they look like us too no they do definitely and have you
seen these pictures of them all grown up yeah of course I saw them on the Ellen show like doing
their um like little rap again and it wasn't as cute no because now Sophia Grace is 19 and Rosie
is 15 and they reflected on their countless appearances in what both in which both
viewers and celebrities alike fell in love with them uh Rosie said I was so little and so cute I
got hugged and kissed a lot oh uh she was five when she first sat down with Ellen and she said
she loved meeting Rihanna she pushed me up and kissed me Justin Bieber kissed me on the cheek
and I also loved running around backstage spying on other celebs like Jennifer Lopez for Sophia Grace there was one guy who she will never forget interacting
with on the red carpet after covering the award show for Ellen she said I saw Drake come in and I
literally shouted Drake oh my god we had candy we were giving to all the celebrities and he that's
what we do literally we are Sophia Grace and he just kept eating all of them it's weird because
he's just a normal person really people are really shook by the he just kept eating all of them. It's weird because he's just a normal person, really.
People are really shook by the new photos that have emerged of Sophia Grace and Rosie.
No, they're grown up and they're like.
They're grown women.
They're grown women and they're like a little thotty.
No, they're like.
That's what 16-year-olds look like now.
Yeah, and the makeup and everything.
Extensions and the long nails.
Yeah, they are like Instagrammers.
Girlies. the makeup and everything extensions and the long nails yeah they are like instagramers girlies and it's shocking when you see like how we know them as the girls in the tutus but this is them now do
you feel old yet yes no extremely old and I have to say of all the people who have gone viral and
like tried to make something of it I do feel like they've had the like a really ideal um like life
yeah because it's like they had such a great experience when they were
kids I think it was all good now you know now I know what Sophia Grace looks like today but if I
had like run into her in the store a week ago I wouldn't have known and so she was able to really
have the best of both worlds normal life but with also access to like incredible fame and fortune
yeah and now she has like some really fun fact to share when she's you know doing an icebreaker
with her team in the team building exercise I don't know if she's in college or uni yet but like if she is
that's totally like two truths and a lie I've been on the Ellen show 16 times I met Drake and gave
him candy yeah and then the lie would be like I'm a secretly a natural blonde you know
yes I do know um also really quickly do you know what i did yesterday evening
what i recorded an episode i was a guest on i i wanted to ask you how it went on the official
twilight podcast tell me everything hosted by ashley green obviously who plays alice and her
best friend and they just like talk to castmates they talk to super fans and i did like a little
interview and it was so much fun like i was getting like hella choked up like what did you talk about well because it's
called the twilight effect and so they're like what has what has the effect been on you and I'm
like well and it obviously like the premium content but like it really keeps my family so
close like we're so obsessed when we go on vacation like the only movie we can all agree on
so it's like I have like a wonderful association obviously because I love Bella and Edward and I
love the whole thing but also because like, it reminds me of my family.
And she was like, oh my God, we hear that all the time.
It was really, and, but I did make like one major slip up.
Oh God.
Cause it's a show for super fans.
And I was there like as, you know, a super fan.
And they were like, which character like would you play?
Or I don't forget what the question was, but I was going through the list of characters
and I was talking about Nikki Reed's character.
What's her name?
Rosalie.
Okay.
I accidentally said Rosemary and I was like, I'm supposed to be here as a super fan.
I'm like, here I am calling Rosalie Rosemary.
And I was so embarrassed and I do believe they'll edit it out.
So I just like exploited myself.
But like, I was just out here, you know, trying to be a super fan and then making like enormous,
enormous mistakes.
Right.
Okay.
First of all, I thought what you were going to say was going to be so much worse.
No.
Second of all, they need to know and they should tell all the listeners they should
do like a thing before that you have a really terrible memory.
No, I know.
And you can't be expected to remember everyone's name in the movie.
No, but what was so weird is that's just too much for you.
How much else I remember.
They were like, what is your favorite line?
I'm like, I literally had a thousand.
First thing about Charlie, he doesn't have her.
Also, I said like when I got married, I made Ben watch Edward's vows.
And I was like, you need to do this, but better.
And obviously he didn't.
But one of my favorite lines from the movies, from all five movies is,
no amount of time will ever be enough with you but let's start with
forever and it's like this double entendre because they are going to live forever um it was just it
was so fun like I really enjoyed it when it was over I'm like that's it that is so fun so I'm
assuming the second one that you shared from the vow like other people it's their favorite I'm sure
yeah you know what she was not expecting me to be like the thing about Charlie he doesn't have. I'm like it's just like a weird line me and my family like picked up on and we
like say it all the time. And you know what I also said it was like the perfect. And people are either
like Charlie or not like Charlie. And I said it was the perfect um way to describe Charlie because
like he was very protective but he was never around you know like he doesn't hover. no he does not so I thought it was like an accurate character description yeah it was really
really fun and it just made me want to watch Twilight again which we should do 100% we should
go on vacation and watch it I was saying like for some reason we only watch it when we're on
vacation it's because we're all together of course and we can never agree on anything so after like
10 minutes of scrolling we're just like Twilight Twilight yep did she ask what your favorite movie is uh no she didn't you should just read the books I know
I she asked if I did and I was like it when I was watching the movies like you couldn't pay me a
million dollars to read a book now as an adult with a kindle like it's on my list of things to
do and it totally is you should I think you would enjoy it immensely yeah no I think I would too it's like the only way to get more Twilight because there's more facts and figures
in the book I know there's actually like a lot more allegedly yeah so that's how you could get
more Twilight I know and then you could also read Midnight Sun which is the Edward origin story I
know we also did like a whole 10 minutes on Peter Fotch yeah what did she say and the whole time I
was like me and my sister are always like this. Me and my sister are always like that.
And she was like,
um,
maybe the question was like,
it was just something about the guys,
like the guys being hot.
And,
okay.
I'm surprised you remember,
like,
I don't,
now that you're saying everything,
I'm like,
yeah,
we have all these like things and thoughts and feelings about Twilight.
Maybe if I was doing a podcast,
I would like sit down and try and remember all of them but I forgot about Peter
Fotch well oh oh Peter Focinelli is Dr. Cullen oh oh well what I said I think it was like you know
who would you who do you ship with yourself like from the cast and I was like obviously Edward but
like honorable mention because my sister was telling me about this article she read about
like rich um the richest fictional characters in tv history and carlisle collins
since he's been alive for so long is actually like one of the top five um so i would obviously
marry him and and she was saying how like so many people like thirst out for peter fotch
but only in recent years and i'm like well here's why first of all he did that people magazine
spread with his like stomach out with his like covid weight loss with his covid weight loss like
two or three years ago and it was life-changing for a lot of us really life-changing and i think the whole vampire aesthetic i'm like
no one's gonna even need to listen to the podcast
no but listen to it was really good and then we did like rapid fire questions um that whole like
vampire aesthetic like pale skin light eyes like it really works for robert pattinson
some of the other characters that made them look even hotter but I think it made Carlisle like like not look so hot so in real
life when he's like brunette with like regular color eyes you realize like how hot he is yeah
so it didn't people I don't think came to the realization until afterwards I think it's about
the audience growing up and you know when we were younger and we watched a movie yeah like
Edward is this cool high school guy. But when you're older,
like you look at the board and you're like,
Carlisle.
Carlisle.
Carlisle.
He has the stability.
The money.
He's a family man.
He,
you know,
has planes,
trains.
Like it was Carlisle's plane that took them on their honeymoon.
A hundred percent.
And took them back on their honeymoon.
Exactly.
Wait,
I had one more question.
Oh,
did she,
had she read the books?
I didn't ask, but I gather that she didn't.
Interesting.
Okay.
Yeah.
I also told her my least favorite movie was Eclipse.
Like, the whole newborn thing is so dumb.
She said it's her least favorite, too, because she was barely in it.
Oh, maybe that's why we didn't like it either.
A hundred percent.
Did she know that Carlisle is top five richest fiction author?
No, she didn't know that factoid.
Oh, my.
Such a good factoid.
So, tell her, like, he's been alive for so long, inflation, all that.
And no, he uses Alice's abilities to see the future to predict stocks.
Oh, right, right, right, right.
Yeah, she didn't even know the role she played in his book.
She should come for her share.
Well, she asked me a question, and I won't share because I'm spoiling the whole interview,
but I'll ask you, whose power, of all, like, the Cullens, like like whose power would you want that's a really great
question i need to think of everyone's so alice can see the future i don't think i would want
that that's too much running through my mind okay edward is super super strength um no he can read
people's minds oh right right they're all strong yeah um you know what i kind of i might want
bella's eventual power to protect the ones I love
I okay I won't say what I said okay but what'd you say I'll tell you later no but I think that
the point of the podcast like obviously the toasters are gonna go listen but like it's for
her audience too so so it's from I said I would want Jasper's Jasper can change other people's
moods so it's like if I'm in a bad mood like bitch you got to be in one too and if I'm in a great
mood like want to drink and you don't want to I'm making you drink oh yeah that's powerful tool
yeah okay cool so that'll be out I don't know when but hopefully by the time it comes out you
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hills the girlies go to palm springs which is like becoming a tradition i really like yeah it's funny how we
never went to kyle's house in palm springs and now we're going every year i do think that's also
because of covid yeah and i think the house is kind of new no i thought you stole my goddamn
house i don't think that's the house oh interesting but i'm not 100 maybe now she has like a house
that can accommodate really almost everyone well the only thing i i don't like is that not everyone
can fit in the house like last time and this time there were people staying at a
hotel la quinta where tisha's season was filmed i know but i feel like not everyone wants to stay
in the house because they could share rooms if they really want to tell a bunk together but i
do think the new girls like want their own space yeah and diana definitely doesn't seem oh is that
at the house no she's at the hotel she seems like someone who needs her own space with her glam i
thought it was hearing how she travels oh my god beyond interesting how she shops this woman needs
her own show because she lives a life that is unreal unreal like the fact that she has hair
makeup and assistance and like housekeepers go to a place before she does make sure the sheets are
good set up her glam unpack her clothing get her food like a dream like literally a dream when I
check into a hotel I like beeline in there I throw my suitcase in the corner and I order room service and like go to sleep like right it sounds so
luxurious no she literally lives such a fascinating life she was so uncomfortable in a store yeah she
didn't know what to do with herself am I supposed to touch this but I have to imagine she went to a
store before she hit it big well I don't know because if you think about it she like came from this like war torn country yeah she then lived in london like literally taking any job to get by like she said
dirt dirt dirt poor and then in a flash the one percent so it's not entirely impossible that she
hasn't been in a store okay like if you think about it yeah that's true i didn't think about
it that way because there were 10 years while she was in London
before she got married
but she said she was
literally scrubbing toilets.
Right, right, right, right.
Like literally doing anything
to get by for pennies.
Got it.
So she just has a crazy story
and I just love learning
little more bits
about like her lifestyle,
like regular things
that happen to her.
Even her six embryos
that she plans on having
six more children.
Mm-hmm.
This woman needs
her own reality show,
I'm sorry.
I know, I know.
Put her in like this group setting and act her to act just like a lay person.
It's not working for me.
No, it's not working at all.
But she was a trooper.
She went on the trip.
What happened before the trip?
Like nothing, right?
Oh, they go over to Crystal's house and they're trying to talk about Sutton.
And I really respect Garcelle like being an actual good friend. like let's not talk about people while they're not here to defend
themselves and none of us were there so we can't defend her so it was kind of weird that Kyle like
brought it up out of nowhere but then but then and I thought um Sutton did a really good job at
the store of like addressing it diffusing it and it really did not need to be spoken about again so
I don't understand why Garcelle brought it up she thought she was doing Sutton a favor somehow just to like maybe show all
the women that Dorit has forgiven Sutton we can all move on yeah but like I don't know it felt
like it like really unnecessary yeah I agree I don't think she did Sutton any favors no not at
all because then it got so messy that's what she thought she was doing they are very good friends
Sutton and Garcelle and so I think anything Garcelle was doing was just in like service of being Sutton's friend.
Right, agreed.
Just to show the women like this has been put to bed.
I know you all heard about it from Kyle.
Now it needs to be closed with all of you.
Right, because or else we'll just keep talking about it for the rest of the season.
Right, but then things went off the rails.
Things went off the rails.
Diana chimed in and I was like, get out of here.
Like Erica was loving the whole thing because everyone was like ganging up on Sutton.
And it was just like, it was over. I just didn't understand what the conversation
happening was about because it's over. Right. And I just don't know where I stand. Like,
who do I want to see win these arguments? I really don't know.
I found myself rooting for Garcelle Cutts Sutton and Crystal last night because honestly I felt over like the last couple of years like just this disassociation from
that core group like and I used to love them like Kyle Rinna Erica Dorit like that those are my
girlies but I don't know I just I don't feel that like kinship with them anymore yeah I think because
the group is a little rotten now
especially with like Rinna and Erica and it also seems like they give no fucks anymore about even
trying to be nice to new people or whatever unless it's like Diane and Jenkins so like you literally
have to be her in order to get any respect around here and then but you know that like Kyle and
Dorit and Teddy are so close with them in real life so it just sort of
pollutes the whole group for you see Teddy was weird I agree I gravitate towards agreed uh I
gravitate towards Sutton Garcelle and Crystal right now no bullshit like and I don't agree
with Sutton's reaction to the Dorit thing and I don't agree with Crystal's weird breakdown last
night right but I think in my heart of hearts like I'm secretly rooting for the new girls yeah
no I am too more often than I'm rooting for the other girls yeah but like Dorit I love okay and
I have to say something Kyle and Shahida and like the Kyle store opening and like last or maybe two
seasons ago the New York Fashion Week show like it's giving OCC season one and Beverly Hills is
like the crown jewel and all of Kyle's like clothing business ventures.
Like it's not cutting it.
No, I know.
And it's so weird.
Like retail is really not where it's at.
Like obviously she learned that in the last few years and now that's what she wants to do again.
It's surprising.
And I don't understand the actual like financial decision making.
She is like a not so silent partner like i think she has a lot
of money she gives off that vibe like and so she's just like putting kyle's name on it well kyle's
always being like kyle by eileen kyle x shahida right she has like money partners because she's
a rich woman who knows other rich women yeah i just don't get the point of it me neither but
daria looks good in that outfit she did in the clothes there was tons i like a store that has
a lot of clothes agreed you go to the store there's three racks there's more seats and like plants than there are no sizes and this
store had like full categories like warehouse vibes leopard cheetah yeah this that and it looks
like somewhere you could actually shop a hundred percent i want to say so i can't even like get
into what happened on the couch but without it being a department store where there's too much
right crap crap i can't really even get into the um the couch couch. But without it being a department store where there's too much crap. Crap.
I can't really even get into the, um,
the couch argument because I wasn't able to really truly follow.
I just know like Crystal like saw herself in this argument and decided to
get really upset.
Yeah.
I think she just was really upset and she couldn't mask it.
Yeah.
And she just like,
it was just making her really upset.
But also like some of the stuff she was saying,
like I can relate to the idea of like,
wow, you guys are being hypocrites. You're invalidating
Sutton's feelings. Like not exactly. I haven't experienced and I don't even know what I'm
thinking about necessarily but I do feel like sometimes you see a situation
and it's like wow you guys are handling this so much differently than like how it was
handled for me. So I can relate to that but like when she
started being like this isn't a safe
space for me it was giving distress millennial and I was triggered and I had to go I had to go
literally it was giving safe space I agree like and then but then I'm sorry then Dorit out out
millennialed her when she was like I can't believe you would use the term safe space after what I've
just been through like really that's no it was all very distressed it was giving like it was toxic woke like my feelings my feelings like
I need to save space on campus like it was really it was triggering for me no like it I agree but
even the fact that you would call it triggering is like the same thing of course space of safe
space and I and you know what like maybe she was valid in those feelings but she did a horrible job at explaining because I have literally no idea still what she was so
crying about like agreed so it was um it was a fine episode I just really do love Kyle's house
her dogs eating all the food was like the best storyline because that's the most relatable thing
to ever happen on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills agreed but the way those dogs just like she
leaves them at home the The whole back is open.
Yes.
I was thinking the same thing.
Oh my God.
Bryce could never.
No.
I would never see Bryce again.
His whole house is indoor outdoor living.
They go to this store opening and she's like hey guys I'm home.
And the dogs are in the middle of the golf course.
They're like very trained dogs.
No they're not.
That's what she was saying the whole episode.
No but in the sense that they're not going to run away from home.
Maybe there's an invisible fence.
That's what I was thinking.
If Bryce.
If I gave Bryce an inch he would take a mile of course if i let theo run through
that house i would never see him again they would be on the golf course within their golf carts like
taking selfies we would never see those kids never the brass and strassen um and then kathy hilton
and paris hilton were on watch happens live was that a rerun that was a rerun because i was like
why the fuck is kathy on she wasn't even in this episode this is Paris aired in November oh I'm sorry no that was when her wedding was no but it
aired years ago I'm sorry the clip of Garcelle on the real and Kathy was like did you get your
invitation she was like I literally wasn't invited like that was so awkward no but that was so Kathy
so Kathy I don't think she would have said it I believe Kathy that like people didn't get their
invitations I don't know no I do because why would she step in it like that because like people didn't get their invitations. I don't know. No, I do.
Because why would she step in it like that?
Because like she wasn't thinking.
No, and I'm pretty sure I saw that look on Paris like when she filmed it months ago.
It was a rerun for sure.
It was a rerun for sure.
Yeah.
And Gottmik, the bartender, was runner up of Drag Race last season who won the snatch game by doing Paris.
So like it's like this iconic like. And Gottmik was her makeup artist. Oh no way!
That's how Andy introduced Gottmik. It was like... Wait Gottmik was whose makeup artist?
Paris's. Before Drag Race? At some point. Or did she do her makeup for that night?
Andy just said Paris's former makeup artist. What?! That is so interesting. I
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