The Toast - S5 Ep69: Happier Than Ever: Friday, June 3rd, 2022

Episode Date: June 3, 2022

Queen Elizabeth Pulls Out After Jubilee Appearance After Experiencing 'Discomfort' At Trooping the Colour (People) (11:03)  Kim Kardashian Didn't Try to Attend Queen's Platinum Jubilee with Pete Davidson (Page Six) (14:03)  Matthew Morrison Reads Alleged Text Sent to 'SYTYCD' Contestant (Page Six) (20:04)  Ramona Singer Leaks Teresa Giudice and Luis Ruelas' Wedding Date, Location (Page Six) (24:27)  Machine Gun Kelly Introduces His Mom Who Abandoned Him as a Child (Page Six) (29:16)  Woman Discovers $36K Hidden in Sofa She Found on Craigslist - and Gets Reward After Returning Cash (People) (32:50)  - The Kardashians Recap (35:49)  - RHOBH Recap (38:54)  The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast and happy Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. That's right, it's Friday and we're here. It's Briday because Bryce is here in studio with us. He needed a special day. You know how like North needed to go to Positano? Bryce needed to come to work with Mommy. He needed to see his auntie. He needed to get a lay of the land. See, he's going to go check on some tech things. Apparently we're having some issues. It's so good to have extra support around.

Extra tech support for sure. And he really just needed to feel special. I could sense that from him. Plus it's a Friday, which is a striday. It's a striday. We're feeling relaxed. Bryce is here to kind of usher us into the weekend. Yeah.

Nothing says weekend like Bryce. Yeah. Nothing says weekend like acknowledging the space that you're in. This is very true. So I would be remiss, devastated, and heartbroken if I didn't remind you all that this is the farthest away from Monday. We're going to be all weekend. So enjoy it. Honor it. Yep. Acknowledge it. Be grateful. Yeah. That's all you can really do. That's all you can really do after a week of rising and grinding. Yeah. This was a really great week toast and otherwise obviously spritz peach launched yesterday oh we had our uh launch event to much fanfare the peach is so delicious you guys um we

were chugging it yesterday and there was just like peaches everywhere peaches in the drinks there was like peaches uh peaches and cream for dessert. But what are those gummies? Peach gummies. Peach garnishes in the cocktails. It was just extremely peachy. Yeah. And I'm really excited to enjoy peach spritz this summer. And the launch event yesterday was so fun.

Like the TikTokers came through. Yeah. It was really fun to get to meet. We finally met Sierra from Summer House, which I can't even believe we've never met her. I guess I just feel like we know her. That's how you feel when you watch people on reality TV. Yes. good to catch up with the girlies old and new and really feel relevant you know yeah did you feel at one with your tiktokers like did that fulfill you I felt really comfortable at the table with fellow influencers you know fellow talkers yeah you know I actually I was like being the grandma learning

how to use the microwave like everyone you guys were talking about I was like being the grandma learning how to use the microwave. Like everyone you guys were talking about, I was like, who? Yeah, you were. I didn't know anyone. Yeah. There's so many new people that I don't know. We were like gossiping about like TikTok drama. And Jackie was like, wait, who? Makeup artist.

And I genuinely didn't know. I wasn't even just being like, oh yeah, I don't know her. Yeah, no, you weren't being Mariah Carey. You actually didn't know her. Literally. And I never heard of them. So that just goes to show. How it's a different planet over there.

Yeah. But it was really fun. I was like exhausted afterwards I guess just like you know drinking spritzes we'll do that to you we'll do that to you it was really fun and I'm excited for just like a weekend full of Bryce, Strice, Spritz, Steenie vibes are you gonna come over sure probably plans I mean I have some plans but I'm not like booked back to back. I can probably make time for Haroldson. Yeah. Come over sometime. Yeah. He's looking so good. He's such a cutie. He's literally like, you know how much of inner strength it takes not to like go into your fridge, get butter and spread it over Harold and eat him. It's the hardest thing. Imagine how I feel. No, I know. Like it's's it's actually painful they don't talk about that like the pain of motherhood like trying not to eat your child I mean my child's

eating you your child's eating you and like I go over there not a two-way street and I just nibble you know but like I could be going so much harder but I don't obviously but like I could you could I've had such a long morning already I've've already like nursed two times, pumped two times. I'm just being like a zombie cow. And I heard a song because I was on my new releases, my release radar, a song that just like turned my mood around. You ever have one? I've never heard it before. Oh, wow. And I just want to share it with everyone. Please. Because it got me like I was doing my bun and I was like, yeah, I bet it's from TikTok. No, no. It's Lee Bryce. Oh, wow. And like Rehab remixed his song. It's called Soul by Lee Bryce, Blanco Brown, and Rehab.

Wow. And I just want, that's my tip of the day. Like listen to the song. I sent it to Snitch and of course she was like, yeah, I know. Of course. Why didn't you send it to me? If you knew, why didn't you send it to me? So true.

I actually had a similar moment like that, but it was like a song that I rediscovered. What was it? Second Wind, Kelly Clarkson's. Gorgeous. I know that, is that a Maren Morris song that Kelly covered or is it Kelly's song that Maren Morris covered? Kelly's song that Maren Morris covered. It's so good. Maris's is almost as good like they're both really good um but that also reminds me it's not a story but we need to talk about Kelly Oakey. We need to talk about Kelly Oakey because Kelly announced that she's dropping an EP of Kelly Oakey songs kelly oaky is kelly's karaoke where she covers other songs on her talk show daytime talk show and it's so popular sometimes it goes viral and i think the impetus behind this whole album was like people were

on well at her cover of happier than ever by um billy eilish is it happier than ever yeah yeah and it's so good she does it like a it's so ke so Kelly. It's like breakaway. It's like OG Kelly. No, when she screams, just leave me alone. Like I felt that in my soul. And she got the curses out because she's like, you know, our daytime queen. Yeah, she dropped those songs yesterday and so good, so fantastic.

I'm so curious what the other six songs are. I hope Seven Rings is there because people were equally impressed by that. That was a really good cover too. I love this concept for Kelly and she's really like she's so good at covers and there are artists who are like known for their covers like Miley and Kelly's like becoming that queen who also has like her own discography of like original bangers it's just sad when her covers are better than the originals which do you think so many can't think of it but a cover will never be better

than an original because it's like it wouldn't exist without the original but so many. Can't think of it. But a cover will never be better than an original because it's like, it wouldn't exist without the original. But so many times I'm like, this is so good. And I didn't even like this song before. What is Kelly's, what was the, a moment like this? That's not her song, right?

Yeah. Someone else. She's singing on American Idol. Yeah. Like that was her final song. And then it became her song. Like her song. Who sings the original?

I don't know. Oh my God. I just realized something. Some Kelly hater in their basement. Totally. She stole my song. I just realized something. Some Kelly hater in their basement. Totally. She stole my song. I just realized something and I just want to alert People Magazine. I forgot to wear my wedding ring today.

Oh my God. Trouble in Paradise. I want to alert People Magazine that actually did wear my wedding ring yesterday. I know. I saw you never wear it. For the first time in like two years. And I don't know. I just was like feeling, because we were like getting all glam and I was like, what jewelry

do I have? I was like, maybe I should wear my ring. Maybe I should see if it fits. Right. And I got it on there, even though it's tiny. The smallest ring I've ever seen in my life. Tiny. For a while it didn't fit, like when I was mucho pregnant and then postpartum when I was swollen.

But now I got it on my big fat finger. So yeah, I don't know if Page Six wants to reach out to me for comment. My official comment is no comment. Is there trouble in my heart, guys? No, but speaking of stuff. Ben. Yeah, Ben is on his way home right now on a really long flight, sitting next to Teresa Giudice.

He texted me early this morning, and he was like, oh, my, it's so funny. I saw Teresa from New Jersey's boyfriend in the bathroom at the airport. I'm like, LOL. And then I realized Ben was flying into Newark. I'm like, they're definitely on your flight. And he's like, oh, maybe. And he sits down Ben was flying into Newark. I'm like, they're definitely on your flight. And he's like, oh, maybe. And he sits down and then he texts me. He's like, they're literally sitting next to me.

So it's United Polaris. So the configuration is like one, two, one. And Ben is in a two-seater with Teresa. He should have offered to give it to Louie. I know. She put the partition up like the second she sat down. Oh, she had no time for him. But I am getting little tidbits of information.

He said Teresa was FaceTiming before they took off with no headphones on, which is just like not good plane etiquette. And now in the plane, in the air, she's using talk to text. So he can hear what she's texting. That's crazy. Let me see if he sent me any more updates. We actually have a Teresa story today. And you know what?

I'm glad he even recognized Louie because he watched the reunion with you. And he loved the Real House Husbands. And so that's the kind of work house husbands are doing for brand awareness. Given that Ben is sitting next to Teresa and he has the Ben factor, I think Ben will be invited to her wedding. I'm pretty sure Teresa's the new investor in Spritz. You didn't hear it from me, but... I wouldn't be surprised.

The plane lands. Ben is on Real Housewives of New Jersey. We suddenly live in New Jersey. You buy their old house. We'll follow up on Monday's show as to what things came out of the Ben Factor. Yeah. No, but you'll be seeing Teresa and Louis with a Spritz sponsored bar at their wedding. A hundred percent.

So maybe that's a good segue into the stories. She'll be the new face of pineapple Spritz. That. That's something you are like literally like a branding genius thank you that's it mogul mogul energy but that is it we didn't get to this mogul space without ideas like that hundred percent um so i guess in honor of theresa we have a hilarious story about her and ramona so should we dive in and we also have a tv recap we fell behind this week a little bit but today we're going to be covering Real Housewives of

Beverly Hills and the Kardashians can I ask you a question sure are you going to watch Real Housewives of Dubai yes and last night a little bit started playing at the end of my Beverly Hills but I was so tired and I was like I need all of my attention for this I don't want to be falling asleep and I don't want to be like waiting for it to be over so that I can sleep. So I'm going to watch it this week and I'm so excited. Yeah, like me too. I just feel like I'm really full. Like my content plate is so full. I can barely keep up with the things I have now.

My content plate is full too. But if Dubai is amazing, which I think it's going to be, then I'm happy to include it. Like that's a delicious side dish on my plate that you wouldn't skip over mac and cheese just because your plate was full. I'm just getting like housewives fatigue. Me too.

But if it's not fantastic, like I could, it could be the practice. I have scaled back like on Housewives. I'm done with OC. I haven't started Atlanta this season, even though like I heard it's really good. So like maybe I will. I'm just trying to like do less

when it comes to Housewives. Yeah, me too. I'm just trying to just watch what genuinely sparks joy for me. Exactly. So I'm just going to leave it to the shows to do what they will. And I'm just going to be a consumer because, again, I can't watch everything anymore like we used to. No, I know.

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There's a bunch of things going on. First yesterday Queen Elizabeth pulled out of the jubilee appearance after experiencing discomfort at the Trooping of the Color. So with great reluctance the Queen announced that she would not be attending the National Service of Thanksgiving at St. Paul's Cathedral on Friday which was today. The Queen cited some discomfort after the Trooping of the Colors celebration. Yeah, obviously she's 96. The queen said, this shit is torture. No, the queen said, like, my ass stood on that balcony in the hot sun

for literal hours waving to people I don't know. I'm 96 years old. Like, I'm taking tomorrow off. Yeah, I gave you everything. I'm not sitting through a three-hour service. Like, please. On a hard church pew. Please respect my boundaries.

Yeah, I feel like people are like, oh no, is she okay? She's fine. Like, I'm 27 and hard church pew. Please respect my boundaries. Yeah. I feel like people are like, oh, no, is she okay? She's fine. Like, I'm 27 and even I would need to have taken tomorrow off after what yesterday was. So, like, I don't think there's a big story here. I just think, first of all, you have to walk up a lot of stairs. It's a long, hard day. She had a long, hard day yesterday.

Like, give the queen a motherfucking break. No, and it's not like she's wearing all birds. Right. She's wearing heels. She's wearing her little kitten heels. She's carrying around her purse. She's wearing her hat, a coat, a dress her purse she's wearing her hat a coat a dress it's a lot it's a lot probably you know Spanx not Skims because uh we have another story yeah about Kim ex-queenie I just think there was a lot of clickbait around

here and I'm like fairly certain the queen is fine no and this is unbelievably relatable because like these days are so long and she is the center 96 years Even at 29, I'd say this shit is torture. A hundred percent. Like give the queen a day. She'll be back on her feet tomorrow. Yeah, normalize giving the queen some time off. I do think like a four day jubilee like might have been like an over. But we're just so excited.

I know. And they're so excited. I mean, we. Them, the family, the people. I would say like, let's keep celebrating. Yeah, the church event was nice because we got, like, hardcore paparazzi pictures of everyone. Everyone was there, Meghan and Harry.

They all looked great. Kate looked great. Meghan and Harry were noticeably, like, not sitting in the premium section. Like, they were in, like, a back row on the other side. Yeah, the second row. Second row, but not the first row. Not the first row.

Anything beyond the first row is the back row. A hundred percent. Also, William and Kate didn't bring Prince Louis because of his antics yesterday. I'm assuming. But it's also a lot for a kid. No, but like he's a kid and that was so cute. He wasn't misbehaving. He was just being a kid.

No, I don't think he was misbehaving and I don't think that they think he was misbehaving. But on a balcony outside, like you're free to scream or whatever. But in a closed church, like kids are notoriously antsy in church 100 he was backing with the queen saying we got away granny let's turn on hbl max and watch the prince yeah he's that was really really cute and i think people enjoy that kids like the royals are so unrelatable in so many ways but like kids they'll be kids kids will be kids and like kids acting out like that is the great equalizer like no matter how many nannies you have how many palaces you live in like kids are going to be kids yeah so I don't think that they were upset about that like

it's so cute honestly it's so cute and it's like that's the takeaway from yesterday great yeah it's been really sweet and then also Kim Kardashian is in London with Pete Davidson we were questioning whether they would go to the Jubilee or not there was an article written yesterday that like Kim has been begging pleading to get into the Platinum Jubilee party she even said she would take a not VIP ticket right and the Queen's the palace said no Kim also went to the BBC allegedly asking for tickets from them they turned her down and now page six is reporting that Kim didn't try to attend the Queen's Platinum Jubilee with Pete. Kim and Pete never attempted to keep up with the royal family, contrary to the report claiming that they were denied tickets. A rep for Kardashian tells page six exclusively that Kim, quote, didn't even ask to go to Queen Elizabeth

II's historic event and actually returned to L.A. on Wednesday, the day before the festivities began for a pre-planned cover shoot. Page Six is told that they were in London to support a secret project that Pete is working on. So here's the thing. Yes, they left Wednesday, but maybe because they couldn't get tickets, you know? So I don't know if this is like Kim covering her ass.

I don't know. When I read that she was like really trying to go, the article also said she's like rarely in the UK so for her to be there that week like shows that maybe she was going in hopes that she could go to the event like I found that to be so relatable right and there was like a quote that like Kim and Pete love the royal family and they just want to be a part of the day and I was like if I was Kim that's exactly what I would do yeah so I don't know if these conflicting reports like I don't know what the truth is either way um I don't think it makes like obviously Kim doesn't want to be like publicly denied something so if she is denying it like I understand her reasoning but

like it's cute like it's so cute but what is Kim's relationship with Meghan Markle if any I don't think there is one maybe because like literally the Kardashians are the royals of America but like so are Harry and Meghan you know I don't think there is one because if there was one we would know if there was anything yeah no and and Megan's pretty public about like who what Hollywood star she's friends with I know she's really good friends with Serena Williams Priyanka Chopra I've never seen her and Kim in the same room and I feel like if they were friends like Megan would be in a skims campaign something you know there would be something there would be anything yeah even on the new show they're name dropping all the time on the board of for yes Julius Jones I didn't see Megan and Harry did you no that's a really good

call so because if they were friends she could text Megan right for a ticket even though I don't know if Megan's in a position to be like doling out free tickets you know guests of guests because she right don't invite guests right she's already like unstable in her like, where does she stand in the family? Yeah. So I don't know what the truth is either way. Like. I'm hoping that it's true that she really wanted to go. Because I love that for her.

Because then like she's a queen-y file. She's a queen-y file, which we love. And she said on the Kardashians this week, like she's not chasing anything anymore. And really every door is open to her. There's nothing she can't do. Like, she can walk right into the Met Gala. The White House. The White House, et cetera.

She can't walk into Buckingham Palace. Now she's going to make it her mission. Yeah. Okay, so, yeah, that's true. I guess we'll find out what the truth is. And I think she wants a little bit of a challenge. It's been a few years since she's had to work for something. No, since something was denied her.

She works for everything. No, that's not what I meant. You know, like, work to get access. Like, the something was denied to her. She works for everything. No, that's not what I meant. You know, like work to get access. Like the access is there. Yeah. So I don't know what the truth is, but you know what?

I'm enjoying the story. Like she could literally go to outer space if she wanted to. She's friends with Jeff Bezos. Yes, she could. That's crazy. She likes to challenge.

Yeah. So if she makes her way ever into Buckingham Palace, then we'll know that the story of her wanting tickets was true. Yeah.

And I hope that it's true. And if it's not, like, whatever. It was just another fun thing that we got to talk about. And I guess... And, like, fan fiction about. If there is a cover, like, we'll have to see it, right?

Didn't she say she was there shooting a cover? Oh, yeah. But there's always a cover. I know. You know? Totally. And or whatever Pete

is working on in London maybe will bear fruit. I wonder what he's doing. I wonder what he's going to do now like post SNL. Obviously he does stand up. He does like a little bit of acting but like maybe Chris Jenner will take him on as a client. She would be really good for him. She'll probably do more

stand up. He'll be based in LA. Probably more movies. Yeah. And maybe just like a stay at home step dad. General just like doing a celebrity like what celebrities do. And and maybe just like a stay-at-home stepdad general just like doing a celebrity like what celebrities do and I think just like being a supportive to Kim like Kim needs support she's doing everything all at once I know and she needs someone she can lean on like maybe that's his role I know and I get so excited especially like in this most recent episode of the Kardashians it was a lot of Pete talk I get so excited about like the potential there but then

like I'm constantly reminded of their age difference it's like really big yeah like does Pete want to have more kids I don't know you know yeah it's like one of those situations where it's like eventually will the age right maybe it's like right person wrong time like you know I wonder if Kim would have more kids yeah I think she would she said in that interview when they were all sitting with Access Hollywood when they were promoting that she would have more Kardashian Tulu that she wants like as many kids as her mom had no for sure but like also you are limited biologically like she's what like 42 yeah but science no for sure doing things for sure but like these are the things you have to think about when you're in a relationship with someone who's at a different like pace in

their life she had two kids via surrogate she might have frozen eggs already oh that's for sure she probably does she probably does that's true that's true so kids are on the table so I'm like excited about them but I'm also just cautious of the age difference yeah no I think this is so real when she was talking about him yesterday and the fact that she is talking about him on the show yesterday when I was watching the episode and it's been like eight months this is a real deal no it's it's so crazy beyond anyways wish they would have been at the platinum jubilee totally maybe next decade maybe next decade are you ready for our next story yeah Matthew Morrison well you are ready because you actually picked the stories today I think it's important to let everyone know yeah when just in case I just

want to say like I get a lot of positive feedback when I choose the stories. Like, I don't want the job. I think it's literally the worst job as a part of the toast. And so I'll do it every once in a while. And, like, today I happened to get here 45 minutes early. Like, my biological clock was off. So I did what I had to do. And I didn't mind it, but I refused to take it on at full time.

Well, it should come as no surprise since Claudia chose the stories. Matthew Morrison reads the alleged text that he sent to this. So you think you can say yes to the dress contestant? Yes. He said, I have nothing to hide. So Matthew Morrison claims the alleged text he said to the contestant on the dance show, which led to his abrupt exit as a judge, was not inappropriate. He made a video saying it's really unfortunate that I have to sit here and defend myself and my family

against blatantly untrue statements made anonymously, but I have nothing to hide. So in the interest of transparency, I will read you the one message that I wrote to a dancer on the show. He proceeded to read the alleged text, but did not show his phone or any screenshots of the conversation on camera. He said, hey, it's Matthew. If you don't mind, would love to get your number and talk you through some things. The message read. How do you message someone without their number? DM. Oh, oh, oh, oh. The message read according to

Matthew Morrison, who claims he sent it because he and the unnamed individual share a mutual respect for the same choreographer. He said, I've known the choreographer for over 20 years and was trying to help her get a job as a choreographer on the show. It's devastating that we live in this world where gossip rules and people's lives are being thrown around as clickbait. All right relax first of all he was like he was so emphatic and like really defensive which is just like makes you look guilty. And so one I thought it was interesting that he didn't show the phone. Okay. Two I just have a hard time believing like there was one message sent via DM, and Fox did a whole investigation and decided to fire him.

Like, that's just not logical. Like, the way he explains it, like, there's a huge chunk missing. Interesting. You think Fox wants, like, a big scandal around their show with an inappropriate host? No. No. That's true. And so, like, first of all, maybe he's just, like, a creepy person, but even the way he read that first text message, I'm like, ew, like you are creepy.

Like you are. So even if that was the extent of it, like I can understand someone who's in a position, like a vulnerable position being like creeped out by him because he's just like a creepy person. But I believe that there's more there. I don't think Fox does a whole investigation, makes a whole, this is blowing up. I don't think that they would go through all of that for one message. Yeah.

Well, I do hope that if there is more that we do find out, but also just reading this message, like with the context of like this choreographer, whatever, sure, it seems less nefarious, but remember the power dynamics of a competition show. Imagine like Simon Cowell.

And a celebrity and a lay person. Yeah. And Simon Cowell and a celebrity and delay person yeah and Simon Cowell DMs a contestant on the show saying hey it's Simon if you don't mind would love to get your number and talk through some things like creepy yeah yeah creepy yeah and you're not there's such like a separation you're not supposed to yeah like maybe afterwards they could have connected but like it's it crosses a line. And I do believe that there was more. Okay. But say there wasn't more. And that's it.

It's still creepy. Yeah. Given the dynamics of this sort of show. And just given his vibe. Like I know that's weird. Like everyone should be treated equal. But like I can't explain it. Like if I don't know if someone like I don't know like Kevin Jonas sent a message.

I'll be like oh my he's so sweet. You know what I mean? Like is that wrong to say? Like he gives off like a really kind of weird vibe it's not wrong to say but is it wrong in principle I don't know I feel like it is like you can't be I can't be a moral compass I don't know all I'm just saying is my feelings like I know I he and I think like a lot of people find him like weird and creepy and nefarious they do find him extremely nefarious so like maybe if it had come from someone else and this was the only message sent that person would wouldn't have felt like threatened but that is the vibe that he gives off like people find him really creepy

it's true they do yeah because he's always like making weird faces and dancing with the kids on glee yeah of course he's being brought to disney plus you know it's taken off netflix and i was like quaking for a while but i believe it it's on, or was it Hulu? No, I think it was Disney+. I don't know. I feel like Hulu. I can't remember. Because Glee was on Fox.

I know, but like that shit never makes sense. No, it doesn't. But Hulu has, I mean, Disney Plus has High School Musical, the musical series, which is modern Glee. Right, that's true. I just don't see Glee on Disney+. I just don't. Yeah, okay. It's going somewhere. So for the Gleeks, just know like it's not over forlee. Right that's true. I just don't see Glee on Disney Plus. I just don't. Yeah okay it's going somewhere so for the Gleeks just know like it's not over for us. It's never over. But this is just like the

continuation of the Glee curse. Like the Glee curse is fucking real. Yeah. It is real. Yeah. So this is just one more domino in the Glee effect. Mm-hmm. Are you ready for our next story yeah ramona singer leak teresa judice and louise well as louis i can never say his name no it's not louis it's louis i said it wrong too it's louis it is louis louis yeah i can never when i was here with brian the entire time you guys were calling him louis i couldn't remember his name. And neither could Brian. Louis. But it's spelled L-U-I-S. Louis is L-O-U-I-E. Sorry.

That's one way to spell it. So if you want to be called Louis, you have to spell your name that way. Otherwise, your name is Louis in my book. Okay, so it's Louis Vuitton. Who? Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton is French or whatever, so they got their own shit over there.

I'm talking about here. Louis Vuitton. Louis. Ramona leaked their wedding date. Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes Louis Ramona leaked their wedding even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes Ramona leaked their wedding date and location she took a whole picture of the fucking invitation what did she think was gonna happen oh that's so funny what's it had the website yeah the website password and on the website it had the guest list the event the schedule the location I'm sorry this is god as a someone who's planned a wedding

like this is unforgivable like I know Ramona's like ditzy and that's why we love her but like come on all these people then went onto the website made fake RSVPs like hi Lisa Vanderpump is coming like it was just a mess planning a wedding is so hard and chaotic and like I'm sorry this I know people make mistakes but like this is not okay yeah Ramona's unwell yeah I wonder what this will mean logistically for obviously they have to clean up the website and whatnot they're not going to move the wedding or the date yeah they're just probably have to get additional security though like actually I think people would actually show up outside yes yes um also the get the RSVP guest list was on the website so people saw Jennifer Aiden was obviously invited.

Jackie Goldschneider was invited. It's in the article. Can you read who it said was invited? Yeah, but it's RSVP via website. I don't know. Not in the mail, you know? Okay, here are the attendees or people who were not going. Oh, not going.

Margaret. Hold on. Sorry. not going oh not going margaret some hold on sorry most normally margaret josephs and and jackie goldschneider appear to have been invited right jennifer adis dolores and melissa also made the cut okay you would obviously she also invited luann kyle richards kenny moore cynthia belly and ramona i saw and i don't know if it's real, it was like a thing going around Bravo, like Instagram, that Teresa made Kenya one of her bridesmaids. And I just like, I don't know if that's true or like people were fucking with the website because Ramona let so many people in. But like, if that's true, I just want to say how weird I think that is.

Like they met on Ultimate Girl Strip and they definitely connected, but like, what? Yeah, that is weird. Especially knowing that Melissaissa is not right so if it's like lifelong friends dean amanzo obviously um that's understandable but that would not be i'm surprised that ramona even got invited considering how unpopular she was on ultimate girls trip that's true but i think theresa like wants it to be an affair of girlies you know yeah this is what you do when like you're a housewife yeah

you make it like a bravo event and Ramona lives just down the street right over the bridge just over the bridge okay that'll be fun wait so when's the wedding no totally

and where is it no it's not spread no no but it is right here on the website not the date but the location I'm just curious

where the location is it's in New Jersey on the invitation oh I never heard of it it's black tie Bryce doce do you want to go to a wedding bruno literally ring bearer bryce wants to go to a wedding with him and magnolia bruno boy we've like been ignoring him a little bit he's been like exploring let him live his life he doesn't he's jacob tremble he doesn't leave the room ready to larp my friend are you

having so much fun with mom look Look at him on the mic. He wants, do you have something to say? He always has something to say. Do you want me to tell you for you? He's lost his courage. I know what he wants to say. Magnolia, if you're watching, I love you so much. Please come over sometime.

I'll make us pina coladas. We could sit on the roof. It'll be amazing. Please, Magnolia, I love you. Please, Magnolia, I'll sing my original song for you. Resins, Dresim, Resins, Dresim, Resins, Dresim, Resins, Dresim, Resins, Dresim, Resins, Dresim, Resins, Dresim, Resins, Dresim. love you please magnolia i'll sing my original song for you he reacted strongly to that song okay and by the way for all the people who always uh message snitch when we say anything

about her and put it with a negative spin please let her know that bruno would like to see magnolia at her earliest convenience and while you're at it please stop watching this show like you are causing dissension between our family like anytime we say anything about snitch, oh, I didn't like her jacket. Yeah. Margot, call me. What'd you say about my jacket?

I'm like, literally nothing. All I said was that I have no fashion sense and I didn't like her jacket. Like, what is it? Big whoop. Big whoop. Like, watch the toast. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Please stop fucking doing that, snitches. But if you are going to snitch, like, tell her to bring Nulls for Bryce because he's forlorn. Totally. Tell her Bryce is forlorn just write that thank you are you ready for our next story mgk is introducing his mom who abandoned him as a child to his instagram that is this is so like crazy machine gun kelly is introducing his fans to his mother a year after the pair reconnected for the first time since she abandoned him as a

child the singer posted a photo throwing up two middle fingers as he sat closely beside his mom, who perhaps ironically was holding up a peace sign. He said, introducing my mom. They both looked happy to be together, flashing big smiles for the camera. The backstory is that he was born in Houston, Texas to missionary parents and was abandoned by his mother when he was just nine years old.

He revealed in the lyrics to his song, Burning Memories. It says, yeah yeah this one's for the mama that i never knew i took acid just to burn all of my memories of you i guess now i really want to know the truth how'd you leave your only child at nine for another dude he also saying all the years that you ignored me left me sleepless in the bed i hope that he got some kids because your only son is dead then his father who, who raised him, died in July 2020, and he had said at the time, I've never felt a pain this deep in my life.

Then in June 2021, he tweeted, wild story, but after all these years, the fans are responsible for me and my mom finally reconnecting. I love you. I mean, this is a nice story. I just like, I mean, obviously I don't know what that's like, but I can imagine like I would be so like bitter if that were me so it takes like a really magnanimous mature person to do that and I find it really admirable but like couldn't be me I'd be so like you're kidding

right like now no and now like I'm famous it's easy 100% to want to like claim me and I'm like literally one of the biggest rock stars in the world but like what if I was just like an accountant would you give a shit right and it's like I don't need you now I needed you then yeah no so like I'm like mad on behalf of MGK and I know like he's not mad so I have no right to be but like I feel like I don't know like this is like extremely fucked up like yeah but he also like he how old is he it's like 32 so he's had like 25 years of madness yeah you're just learning these facts right maybe it gets old getting mad yeah and you have to release the anger I don't know if you know what kind of relationship he'll have with his mom but maybe he's ready to forgive but not forget because you can't forget no and it's like I guess

there's something like deeply even more hurtful about being abandoned at nine I think a lot of kids are like abandoned at birth um but like to have spent like almost 10 years with your kid and then like not be interested like that's so hurtful yeah um it also reminds me of piece by piece by kelly clarkson everything does no i literally watched that performance of kelly clarkson on american idol nine months pregnant hysterically crying with keith urban um like once a month i know and it's just like so sad because i know it's all about how great her new man is you know is not like her father right the song lyrically is like you know her dad abandoned her wanted nothing and then like

came back to her for money obviously like years later um and now she has a man who's gonna treat their daughter like exactly the way a man should and like piece by piece he's healing her and piece by piece like he's never asked her for anything even though they're literally in the divorce proceedings like what did he want like a million dollars a month and the ranch yeah and now she's like just fucking leave me alone and she says i don't talk shit about you on the

internet wow i guess you made yourself look bad wanting my house. That's what she said. That is what she said. That's what she said. And you know what? I actually didn't really put together how probably personal that song is for her. She can really relate to it. Yeah, that's why she's going so hard. Totally.

And now she's happier than ever. Literally. But I'm happy for MGK. Good for you for being the bigger person. Could never be me. Yeah. We should do an episode where we do all five stories and we have to find a way to relate them back to Kelly Clarkson. It wouldn't be hard. It would be a breeze. It literally wouldn't be hard. Let's do should do an episode where we do all five stories and we have to find a way to relate them back to Kelly Clarkson.

It wouldn't be hard. It would be a breeze. It literally wouldn't be hard. Let's do the next story. I'll find it. I'll find a way. Okay, a little human interest story for your fifth story on Friday to usher you into the weekend.

I'm going to ask you guys, I'm going to pose a question to you. Okay, what would you do? A woman discovered $36,000 hidden in a sofa she found on Craigslist. And she gets a reward after returning the cash. California woman... She returned it? She returned it. Ended up getting more than she...

Because if she didn't, she wouldn't be telling people. Right. Wound up getting more than she bargained for in her Craigslist haul. After moving into her new home, Vicky Modu decided to do some furniture shopping online, according to KABC-TV. Then she came across a listing that seemed too good to be true, a set of two sofas and a matching chair that wouldn't cost her a dime. After calling the seller to make sure the free listing wasn't just a gimmick, she learned

that the furniture belonged to one of their loved ones who had recently died. So I guess they just wanted to get rid of the furniture. And once the furniture was inside her house, she noticed that there was something tucked inside one of the sofa cushions.ions initially she thought it was a heating pad can relate to that he must have had a Bryce in his life however it's actually a number of envelopes filled with 36k in cash this is literally like the book we just read younger wife I was just thinking that and without uh hesitation she returned she contacted the family to return the money, and they gave her $2,200 in cash. That's it?

Okay, if it were me, I definitely would return it. Like, I think, you know, some person might open this up, and, like, maybe they fell upon hard times, and, like, this was God's way of, like, you know, giving them a miracle. And I think in that case, like, legally it's yours. Like, keep it, you know? But I think I would return it. I would feel weird, especially if I knew that this literally belonged to, like, legally, it's yours. Like, keep it, you know? But I think I would return it. I would feel weird, especially if I knew that this literally belonged to, like, their dead grandma or something.

Yeah. It's giving younger wife, like, why were they stocking all this money away? No, now they have some, like, research into their family history. Why someone would be, like, snuggling money into a couch. Yeah. I like to think, you know, that I would keep the money, but I would not. I wouldn't. Not for a

second and because it's too much money and also like it could be someone else's miracle right and also like I don't know I don't think this is like a blanket statement for like what happens when you find money like I found $20 in a cab once I'm like I definitely kept it well what else are you gonna do you could have given it to the driver but like he didn't sit in the back seat I knew it wasn't his if I found $20 in a cab I would have left it for the next person to like to turn around their day you know what I think I did actually I think I paid for the cab with the 20 keep the change yeah that works too yeah yeah um and so let's find a way to relate this back to Kelly Clarkson I actually think that this couch story is kind of like an analogy a metaphor about what Kelly's going through with her divorce. Like, you know, she has all this money

and she was giving it away. I don't know. I can do it. Yeah, okay. Kelly would have returned money. Yeah, obviously she's like a multimillionaire. She doesn't need 36 grand. She would have returned it.

And maybe the sofa itself was from her line at Wayfair. I forgot. She's really just like us. Mogul. Mogul. Mogul. Just like us like us just like us I can't see the difference um let's head into the tv recap what do you want to do first Kardashians because that's in the order I watched it um me too it was a really good episode I feel like everyone's storylines were like really strong strong obviously Kim's was the strongest let's just dive in we got Pete

and we got plain um and I loved both equally I think the way Kim talks about um like the place that she's in in her life I find like really inspiring like she doesn't give a fuck she's has so much peace like she's really reached a level in her career in her personal life where like she's just happy and things are working out and I just feel like that's like after years and years of hard work. And just the way that she spoke about like the peace that she has, like I was incredibly jealous. Yeah, no. And but that she worked so hard.

She was, as she says, so desperate for so many years. And I don't think the peace and the happiness feels as good as it does when you don't do that. Of course. So you're not even able to recognize it unless for years you worked so hard. But if you're, you know know happy in your 20s and 30s and at peace then in your 40s it feels no different so i think just the stark contrast yeah for her is really enjoyable i loved hearing about how her and pete met like that she took the

first step asking for his number and when she said she called the snl producer like she definitely called lindsay shookus oh ben affleck's girlfriend because she was one on the couch with Kim like talking her through the whole SNL thing I guess if it was Lauren she'd call Lauren she would have said Lauren why Lauren is the one who took her to dinner and asked her to do it no I know but like she didn't call Lauren she called Lindsay shook I like for sure loves Pete yeah I agree she definitely didn't call Lauren because she would have said Lauren but Lauren does love Pete I'm sure Lauren ships I'm sure Lauren has a bigger ship than us not possible um so I thought it was really interesting how they met and then like just But Lauren does love heat. I'm sure Lauren ships. I'm sure Lauren has a bigger ship than us. Not possible.

So I thought it was really interesting how they met. And then like just hearing like their phone interactions, like how they speak with one another. Like she called him babe. Like I was not okay. Okay. So that's really vindicating for me. Since I am. I thought of you.

Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe. I thought of you immediately. Thank you. It wasn't cringey when she did it. So. Is it cringey when I do it? No. I just think the word babe like is cringe.

Like in books I read, I'm like, ugh. No, I agree. I'm like, who talks like that you me but it's not cringe in practice like try it try it around your house and also like you said like it's kind of cool no if you could pull it off you could pull it off i know myself like i'm not pulling it off like i call it's like we have our own language oh right you're a moofy crunch delicious moofalish diet coke big daddy move. Just try it. Say, babe, get me a Diet Coke. Babe, will you get?

No. I like that. No, no, no. No, it's just like not me, you know? Okay. You have to know thyself. So obviously like the big question at the end of the episode was like, what the fuck did Pete have delivered to the plane?

Right. And why couldn't we know? So a lot of people thought it was weed gummies. Like they're not going to put that on the show. But like I don't think Kim does weed gummies. Like she doesn't even drink yeah okay that would be that would explain why we couldn't know or maybe it's like a spoiler for next week no I think it's probably weed gummies that's a really good point because I thought it was gonna be like you know beignets or donuts like something that you love or like a balloon or flowers and it did seem like

food because Pete had these delivered and it it wasn't flowers. They would have showed us. Definitely something of an illegal substance. Yeah, which is so not Kim. She's so crazy. Yeah, no, she's always like, CPD. Literally. She probably took it up a notch. I mean, doesn't Pete smoke a lot of weed?

Yeah, like that's his thing. He definitely had blunts delivered to the plane. Kim doesn't smoke blunts. She's a changed woman. Maybe that's why she still had bees. Totally. Even though Chloe didn't really have a good like a major storyline this week i just wanted to say like i love her so much like the way she was it's just like every episode she's like who can i support it's so admirable and it's so selfless and like she was giving her mom actually really good advice

and then i thought it was so cool how chris was like this was chris's big moment she's like wait chloe come in and say what you said like get involved steal the spotlight for a second like I just felt like that could never be me obviously I just found that to be like so incredibly like honorable and like really admirable that Chris had her come in that Chris had her come in and Chloe was like so happy to put everything that week on the back burner just like support her mom who's clearly really nervous about something that is a big deal and like when she's drawing the bath and the bubbles like I didn't even know that's how you get more bubbles like she's just a a queen it was so like it was shocking because she's like you

know she's like a bad bitch so funny everything's about clock but she really is like the most supportive person in their family yeah and she needs support i know especially next week obviously her sisters support her but like she needs a peek she needs a businessman I know. Especially next week. Obviously her sisters support her, but like she needs a peek. She needs a businessman, Bo. Like she really, I think that like, obviously her life is very fulfilling, but I think she gives so much to others that I think at the end of the day she gets in bed and she's like, has nothing left for herself. I really feel that way.

And that's when someone needs to come in and give her that. Right. So if she had a stable, good man at home who wasn't running around getting other women pregnant, like I do think that would do so much for her mental health. Yeah. What about a comedian, Bo? It's clearly working for her sister. Anything.

I'm not picky. She doesn't want to be with an accountant. Like, MJ told her, and she said, no, Grandma. Like, she needs to be with the guy that MJ met at Dick's Sporting Goods. Like, that's who she needs. Of course. Someone who can just be there full-time to support her. Like, full-time job is loving Chloe.

Yeah. It makes me so sad. And like knowing what's coming now next week with the girl who got pregnant. It's like this bitch can't catch a break. She's out here doing everything for everyone. And like her life is also falling apart. Yeah. She needs Bryce.

She needs a dog. I think she has. Gabano. Whatever. Yeah. And that's sad too. The dogs pass away. Right.

She needs a man. She really needs to to stop dating athletes. It's not working out for her. She needs to seek love elsewhere. Match.com. Lox Club. Yeah, something. And I kind of want to watch Chris's masterclass,

even though when the clips that we saw, she was saying a whole bunch of nothing. In order to get to where you are, you need to be where you need to be like what does that mean a little bit yes of nothing some things she was saying but I also think for you you know what she like this isn't news to you because you're doing what she's saying I just like I want to hear like from the horse's mouth no I know because she said from start to finish she's going to show you how to like build your business and like be authentic and the way

she was talking about like audience interaction like she was on point yes she was on point but I just have to like tell you something you've built your business no I know I'm not looking for like advice I'm looking just like because I love Chris oh I like I was gonna look watch for advice you know I think like what she knows we know like we've been that's what I'm saying that's why to you it sounded like a word salad because it's oh I guess I guess it was word salad though. I love, I hate a world salad so much that like, I love it. Another iconic part of the episode was the Gwyneth Paltrow of it all. Yes. Now was that conversation like so awkward for anyone but me? Oh, I loved it. No, Gwyneth is like literally this maternal queen. Like she, Courtney's just awkward. And honestly,

Courtney was also giving me really awkward vibes when Kim was, like, opening up about Pete in the kitchen. Like, I think Courtney's just, like, awkward. Relatable. Yeah, because she was making me, like, really uncomfortable with Gwyneth. And I do love the sentiment. Like, there can be space. And people are always pinning Poosh against Goop.

But I think the misconception that they had is, like, people aren't pinning Poosh against Goop because there can't be two women in wellness people are pinning push against goop because push literally copied goop the name the branding the concept like it's really similar yeah and it's not because they're both women no it has nothing to do with that there can be multiple women in wellness but like there is like a little bit of an awkward thing like the whole celebrity wellness website push goop like yeah two o's two o's like nickname it's it's similar so I just want to say like there is space for two women in wellness but that's not what like the internet is quaking about yeah and honestly I hadn't really thought

too much about it recently like now that push is pushing and it's been around for a while and it seems like they do really well like I'm no longer like oh she's copying Gwyneth or anything no it's like over but like when it launched it was like oh and's copying Gwyneth or anything no it's like over but like when it launched it was like oh and I also think that in the years since they both launched like wellness and all that like woo woo stuff has become a lot more popular stream than when Goop first started they were selling like a crystal for $500 no and like they were getting like so much backlash everyone was making fun of them but like really they persevered and they're valued of over a billion dollars really they have skincare they do podcasts they have clothing g-label it's incredibly popular

with like a niche group of people but it's it's and they did the netflix show yeah the netflix it's incredibly popular yeah no and gwyneth is more popular than ever she looked amazing and she's clearly like you know people even if they laugh at goop or whatever you can't deny that whatever she's doing business she no't deny that whatever she's doing. No, and also with herself, she's doing something right. She looked amazing. I'm like literally obsessed with her. She's like top 10, one of my favorite celebrities.

No, and like she has what it takes to be on a reality show because I just want to hear her talk more. No, and I love that she like did the show. Obviously like the collab is good for everyone, but it's like really good for Poosh because it gives Poosh like a label of legitimacy in the wellness space because Goop is the top. Yeah. Top tier. So it was very cool of her to A, like put out an olive branch. Two, agree to be on the show. And three, like sit down with Courtney.

It just honestly, I didn't think I could love Gwyneth anymore, but like she was giving everything. She looked literally rady. And I was like, I have to go on Goop.com. Like it's working. It will never not confuse me that Goop and Super Goop are not related. I completely agree. Goop should acquire Super Goop.com like it's working it will never not confuse me that goop and super goop are not different i completely agree goop should acquire super goop just to free idea just to erase confusion yeah no and because i love super goop i'm wearing their no i'm not wearing their sunscreen today but usually i do i'm wearing my thai cosmetics which i love uh i love super goop it's the real deal and so is goop no i was extremely confused as well goopy i was extremely

confused free idea so i just even though i love that scene 100 mil no literally i loved that scene um what else i think kylie and kendall were not in it scott was like kind of in it what phrase was chris trying to say couldn't she wasn't right she was like mistake she was misunderstood and why didn't they just google it should we google it what what she wanted to say like hone your skills and blank your chops hone your skills and bust your chops no that's what they were saying bust your chops doesn't mean and she's looking for a phrase that goes blank your chops that means to hone your skills oh i should have googled it when she was saying it it's it's not a phrase that's why no one could think of it honing their chop oh okay it's like not a thing because nothing was

coming to mind yeah yeah um so all in all it was a really good episode obviously next week is the Tristan of it all and I'm curious to see like how that goes down Kim is the one who finds out first and I believe she's the one who tells Chloe yeah but I believe that she's gonna get the call in the gym and then the episode's gonna end so we'll see it in two weeks that's very e of them so I just want to say I'll be disappointed because we're supposed to be getting more substance yeah that I will not be happy no that's what it's gonna be otherwise there would have been more uh in the preview yeah of when Chloe finds out that conversation between Mason and North in the back of this car like I was literally gonna cry that was so sweet so sweet and they really should watch blended I knew you

were gonna say that because obviously like the stereotypes of step parents in movies is really negative and nefarious and i think it's doing damage i agree actually i agree and i think just blended is out here alone negating those stereotypes and the kids need to watch it it was actually a really blended themed episode because gwyneth was also talking about the blending of families how she didn't even live with her husband for the first year of marriage because like it was just so complicated with the blended families yeah but now they're in a good place it takes time so there was a blended kind of aura around the whole episode yeah no if like they should have right when Kim started dating someone who she should have like had her kids watch this movie and all the Kardashian kids but

also kids in general because we were like this too like when you love a movie you watch it over and over and over again like what a girl wants when we were kids, so they would be watching Blended over and over and over again, and then they'd start, like, wanting to blend a family. You know what, I literally cackled at, I don't remember what, like, the context of what she said, but Kim was in her interview, and she was like, oh, I'm just a whore. I literally, like, I was just not expecting her to say that, and I don't even remember what she was talking about I like audibly like cackled I was like yeah when she was saying how like at first she was just DTF with Pete and she wouldn't want to share if their relationship wasn't going anywhere and she'd look dumb or just like a whore yeah I cackled that was so fucking funny

yeah and that was obviously like clearly her thought process yeah but I need to meet Pete because like I have hope now that he might be on the show like next season thought process yeah but I need to meet Pete because like I have hope now that he might be on the show like next season or something no but I want to meet him in real life because the way that people talk about him and he she's not the only one like recently Jack Harlow like interviewed him and talked about how and he said the same things about Pete like he's so genuine he makes you feel you know what it is the benefit Pete has. Pete has the Benefect. Pete. So Kim's coming for your man. 100%.

Because she was like, yeah, he's funny and that's what everyone knows. But it's literally like, I don't even care. Like, that's not it. Yeah. But just the way she describes him. Like, he's Jesus. I want to meet him and I want to know what she's talking about. He has that Ben Factor potential cult leader.

If you use your powers for good or evil like you either become Pete or you become Keith from NXIVM yeah yeah yeah interesting um so the Real Hospice of Beverly Hills also was on last night and honestly like I feel so confused I don't know what's going on I feel really confused for a lot of reasons. One, like, I do feel as though Garcelle has found herself in a place where she's kind of like the voice of reason this season. When Erica was like, you know, a lot of the victims could be lying about not getting paid, I can't. Like, beyond.

But I'm confused by Garcelle because her, Crystal, and Sutton are close, correct? Sutton and Garcelle are extremely close sutton and crystal are good i would say friends it seems like she's trying to drive a wedge between crystal and sutton yes because first of all and she's just like she's calling kyle out for being a potster which she is but like garcelle is the biggest potster last week no one even mentioned how like she was the one who made that whole couch scene into a fight because uh Sutton and Dorit had already buried the hatchet and then this week she brought Crystal over and then she threw Crystal under the bus like you were setting up Sutton in that bar scene in Tahoe so she's kind of like

she's the voice of reason but she's also like a big-time potster but like no one's saying anything yeah I do think for Garcelle the way she's coming at it is like, Sutton is her real friend in real life and she's coming to all of these situations trying to defend her friend and it must have bothered her, this thing from last season. Also last week, she wanted all the girls to know

that her friend Sutton is fine with Dorit now. Like she keeps trying to help Sutton. Sometimes, you know, it has the opposite effect, but sometimes it doesn't. And I do think I mean any goodwill that like Crystal earned last season because I liked her by the end of last season she's it's a second season curse she's having a bad but she didn't have an amazing first season but she had a fine decently likable first season after these two episodes okay so let's like kind

of the worst no okay so last week I was like I couldn't follow what she was saying I thought she was being really sensitive and like distressed impressed and then this episode I feel like she's doing literally the same thing she did last season and she doesn't want anyone to like come at her for the words she's using but okay let's just let's be real with one another when she said what Sutton said she said something really bad before like the footage that we saw and that she um it was really dark and disturbing and problematic what it what it came to mind for you oh nothing specific but if I had to conjure something up like I don't know she used the a slur I thought she said like maybe like the n-word. Right. So she's putting this out there

and so that's obviously I think where a lot of people's brains went and not only is she not clearing it up she's doubling down on the words she used and she doesn't want anyone to come at her for the words that she's using. But she's not going to share what Sutton said but here's the thing I mean the fact that she won't share what she said makes me feel like it's it's really bad or it's not that bad it's a nothing burger right and she can keep using these big words to justify like why she eventually knows what it is yeah right and uh also if Sutton had said something really that bad or used a slur they would have aired it yeah and also in this moment they would be showing it yeah maybe they

don't know what she's talking about right and Kyle was there and then Crystal keeps dismissing Kyle because she was drunk and so like it is possible like she was drunk remember she was in the splits and margaritas it is possible that she doesn't remember but crystal's just being like really weird like gatekeeping this whole situation yeah no she i i'm completely not with her if she would just share what it was we could deal with it and sudden knows what she's talking about though because they said they had a conversation and Sutton apologized. No, that's about the, what we did see. Yeah. Oh.

Sutton is now worried that she said something that she forgot. Right, right. And that's why she just doesn't want to deal with it. But I think actually. They're making it into a bigger thing by being like, I'm not saying it. No, like Crystal is just throwing Sutton under the bus. Because if Sutton, if Crystal had what, you know, whatever it is to back up what she's saying like she would share it yeah I also felt like Garcelle's question to Crystal about that scenario was kind of random and like out of nowhere like I don't feel like

she was trying to set up Sutton in that moment I think they were having like a heated drunk awkward conversation about race yeah but it's obviously something that was on Garcelle's mind for a year and in the interest of talking about things that are happened a year ago here we go yeah so garcelle is like really turning into like someone i am like rooting for like the most even though a lot of her actions do confuse me like i don't know really what her goal is ever you know yeah i think her goal is to protect her friend and be interesting on the show. And also like. And keep it real. Call out like a lot of the hypocrisy in this group.

Yeah. Lisa Rinna was not in this episode. No, but there's now drama between Rinna and Kathy Hilton. I literally cannot keep up. I have no idea what's going on. Like with this guy Patrick. I don't know. And something like text messages.

I wasn't keeping up until today. And all I saw today was that like she discovered that Kathy Hilton hired someone to leak something about her yeah I can't follow it but we'll get there well yeah um so yeah Erica didn't go to Sutton's party I'm like so over Erica like the way she's just so rude and I like how she apologized to the entire group she's like I know last year like I was wild like you know and they cut to all the clips and every clip she's yelling atton. And so she doesn't feel like she owes that apology to Sutton, but she even feels like Sutton owes her an apology. Like, it's so moronic. Right, and when she was sitting at the table being like,

Sutton didn't apologize to me, she apologized to everyone. It's like, wait, you're mad that Sutton didn't apologize to you? Would you even accept an apology from Sutton? Like, you guys are so far gone, and you're beyond apologies. Yeah, beyond apologies. She's really pissing me off. That's why you're not going to her opening, because she didn't apologize? Like, you can't even have justify yeah um i like set in stress from the designer

oh okay let's talk about the designer like i mean the whole thing is so silly but i did like the dress it was fine the whole thing is so dumb yeah and i have a really dumb question like what is couture as opposed to just like couture is like runway stuff as opposed to like stuff that just gets in the store which is ready to wear are you sure no i want to google this maybe it's like the way it's made maybe it's like atelier yes something what is couture because like sutton doesn't even wear from some things are on that are on the runway or in the store. I think couture is like stuff that's not sold in stores. What is couture? The design and manufacture of fashionable clothes

to a client's specific requirements and measurements. So it's custom? Mm-hmm. Why not say custom? Literally. It's a couture. Okay. Still, I'm confused.

Yeah. Whatever, she only wears couture.ure no and like it's not even that cute and like i liked the dress and i liked the beat no and it's like okay you have this couture store and you sell kyle like shahida like make it make sense good point i also want more diana jenkins which is when it's obviously nice of sutton to carry like kyle's crap but it's like it's off brand it's not also her store says sutton established 1979 at first i thought that was the year she was born and i was like oh that's really cute she was established in 1979 but that's not the year she was born because she has because that would

make her like no that would make her like what 43 no yeah yeah it'd make her that was really good math it'd make her 43 are you sure just google Sutton Strack birthday I don't think she's 43 is what I'm saying she's older younger older Sutton Strack age 50 years she was born in 1971 maybe the one wasn't a nine was a one yeah it was like one with that little curly thing at the top okay interesting then that's really cute because I was like has she had a store for 40 years no way um and we keep having openings no way so it was cute it was fun um they're going to Punta Mita like a trip is like we need the trip like for something to happen like yeah yeah like they're all like distressed even though they just came from Palm Springs they were there for one night yeah when they were sitting there in the morning I'm like oh what are they doing today

leaving I was shook where's Diana where's Diana what do we want Diana when do we want it now she charted the plane for next week like thank you Diana thank you queen thank you queen and I just want a Diana reality show

100% and I guess that's it it would be what would we be called don't let me think doing Diana yeah do it with Diana

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