The Toast - S5 Ep7: A Euphoric Episode: Tuesday, January 11th, 2022

Episode Date: January 11, 2022

'Unresponsive, not breathing and no pulse': Bob Saget 911 call released (NY Post) (11:32) Delilah Belle Hamlin and boyfriend Eyal Booker break up (Page Six) (15:40)  Kendall Jenner Responds... to Accusation That Her Wedding Guest Dress Was 'Inappropriate' (PEOPLE) (23:54) Lily James Says She Reached Out to Pamela Anderson About Pam & Tommy with No Response: 'I Was Hopeful' (PEOPLE) (26:57)  'Emily in Paris' Renewed For Seasons 3 and 4 at Netflix (Variety), 'White Lotus' Season 2 at HBO Casts Aubrey Plaza (Variety) (31:39) Dear Toasters Advice Segment (39:41)  The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Tuesday. We are past Monday, which is just so exciting. Hey, Claude, how are you doing? Hello, Jackie. I'm doing great. I would say I'm feeling euphoric. I have been in a euphoria, like spiraling rabbit hole for literally 24 hours. I'm so annoyed like I tried to time it perfectly there's only one season and one episode so I tried to time it perfectly to talk about it on the toast and I have like 20 minutes left in Sunday night's episode like I tried to finish it right before we started but I couldn't you could have asked for for the 20 minutes because I could have asked for a recess you could have asked for a recess because then you could have recapped and
Starting point is 00:00:44 like been with the kids and everything. But what is the verdict? Okay, the verdict is it's just like really shocking because I feel like most time I go into shows and I know what they're about, you know, for the most part. And I thought this was a show about kids in high school. Kids in high school like doing drugs. Yeah, like, you know, having crazy experiences, experimenting with with drugs that's what i thought it was too and like it is that but it's just way more extreme than i would have thought like and i'm not sure if it's an accurate representation of what goes on in high schools these days because i have been out of high school for longer than i care to admit but it was just shocking like for
Starting point is 00:01:20 me it was like a cultural shock like are kids dressing like this are kids throwing parties like this where are all the parents why? Are kids throwing parties like this? Where are all the parents? Why aren't the cops called? Like when I was in high school, cops were always being called. And it's just like it's a lot for me. It's like a whole it's a learning curve of what the younger generation is up to. So what's so extreme about it? If it's not if it's not just them doing drugs, extreme drugs.
Starting point is 00:01:42 It's a lot of drugs. It's a lot of sex. And I don't know if it's just like, you know, we went to like a religious high school, like our kids having this much sex at parties and bathrooms with strangers who work at the mall. Like, is that how it is? I don't know. Got it. Yeah. I think our high school experience was different from our fellow high schoolers in general.
Starting point is 00:02:03 But then I also wonder kids these days,, with the internet and access to everything. And also, it's like you see those memes of, like, what kids in high school look like today versus what I looked like. And it's like, they look like models, and they look so much older. And I think they're growing up even faster. Yeah. So I actually think it is like a really accurate representation of what goes on in the modern high school. But it's probably extreme, just like anything else that
Starting point is 00:02:30 you've ever seen in Hollywood, you know, is an extreme. So keep that in mind. There is just one thing about the show that I found to be incredibly shocking. And it was just the amount of penises, like hundreds, like no lie, like hundreds of penises, hundreds of high school penises like hundreds like no lie like hundreds of penises hundreds of high school penises well that's the other weird thing like we're supposed to believe i mean jacob alortes and they're in their 20s but we're supposed to believe these are all junior 17 year old kids and i'm watching them fuck like up against doors like porn level stuff and i'm like this feels bizarre because they are supposed to be high schoolers minors yeah that is bizarre but i do i do like how they've kind of flipped gender norms on their head because you know when
Starting point is 00:03:11 you watch like raunchy tv shows or movies you see like a thousand tits and like if you see anything of a guy like you see one guy's ass and i was like you know what you have to show your penises and there aren't that many boobs it's a nice gender swap yeah so you're enjoying you're enjoying the bounty of penises i am and there is a whole storyline about a girl who's a cam girl and after watching um after recording yesterday's episode and then watching euphoria when one of the characters becomes like a webcam girl it was kind of um like a spiritual euphoric moment for me does she say what kind of camera she found to be best um it appeared as though she was just using like her built-in desktop computer oh well she's a desktop so it's probably no sorry built-in laptop computer got it okay you know the laptop camera is
Starting point is 00:03:57 was okay yeah but i think this one is superior you guys will let us know she was just getting started you know maybe it's like she built more of a successful business she would start investing in herself buying different headphones equipment cords cameras yeah i understand i really that's literally all i did yesterday wow well that's exciting i'm so glad that you found something else to be a part of and that you can recap the show because i mean everybody watches it so i'm excited for the listeners. Can I tell you why I really watched it? Because I was on TikTok like yesterday and Sunday and everything was about Euphoria and I was like if I'm ever gonna watch a show it's gonna get spoiled and they're like Cassie can't believe she did this. I'm like oh no what did she do? And so I really
Starting point is 00:04:38 like in order to really be able to continue my TikTok addiction, I had to open up another vein for Euphoria. That makes sense. That does make sense. So I'm really happy for you. I know that you struggle to find stuff to watch that engages you. And this seems to be that. So that's beautiful. I was fully engaged. Yeah. That's really great. While you were in a euphoric hole yesterday, I was in a Joe Rogan hole because I don't know why I just like have gotten gone down to Joe Rogan hole. I can watch the episodes on my TV and he has so many interesting guests on the episodes are three hours. And I've just been watching so many episodes. There's so many interesting factoids and
Starting point is 00:05:20 conversations being had over there. And it was really like towards the end of the night I was like I've got to switch gears because I'm just like in a podcast wormhole well you know it must be good there's a reason so many people watch it so many people it is so crazy how many people I heard one of his episodes recently got 40 million listens 40 million I'm so jealous. Imagine if we had 40 million listeners. Like the change we could enact. Yeah. Ugh. Jealous.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Yeah. Pretty sickening stuff. So that was fun. Then I just read a little bit. There was no TV, mandatory TV on last night. So that was really a gift. A joy. A joy.
Starting point is 00:06:02 A joy. Though The Bachelor was on for those who for those who participate happy for those who are still inflicting themselves with torture once a week yeah like the snatchler and there's a new episode of the snatcher i like i would watch a bachelor just to hear from the snatcher no i hear that wholeheartedly you know but then i can also just facetime her and she's been picking up recently access Having like direct access to the snatchler is kind of one of the best perks of our job. Would you agree? A hundred percent.
Starting point is 00:06:31 It's so special. Oh, and you know, today's the four year anniversary of the first time we met Lauren Elizabeth. I saw in your story. What a fun fact. Isn't it cute? I know. TNN was born four years ago. TNN was perhaps like, I don't know about born in utero, the egg fertilized.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Um, so I wish I had more to add to our pre-show conversation, but I literally, I had a dream about euphoria. Like I'm so in euphoria. My dreams are so influenced these days by whatever I'm consuming. it's so annoying like even when I was reading the pregnancy book it was just like pregnancy statistics in my dream like everything it's it's really frustrating you have to actually like curate what you watch because it's like what do I want to spend eight hours with tonight while I dream no you really cannot escape your dreams I know like you know if you have something going on in your life that you're like like when I have something stressful going on like I really try not to think about it.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Like I compartmentalize, I push it to the back of my brain. But once my eyes close at night, like I'm forced to confront like the demons inside. And when my eyes are closed, I see you for what you truly are. Which is ugly. Nice reference. Thanks so much. Well, we have some interesting stories for you today so i think we could just jump right in on a bash plus we have deer toasters which i'm so excited like what's going on with bobble did we get an update you'll let me know i don't believe
Starting point is 00:07:58 we have any updates today and that's not on us that's on the listeners if you come to us for advice and then once we solve your problems you're like done with us that is hella disrespectful please write in did things get worse did they get better like we're just dying to hear no one writes us back i don't know i i that's human nature i have to respect of course it's like you don't go and leave a yelp review for a restaurant you really love right or it's like you don't like pray so hard when you're going through amazing times. I know. You know, sometimes like when I do pray, it's only when I'm like, you need something. Right. And then I always have to apologize. I'm like, I'm so sorry, God, that like I have been such an animal. Like when things are going good, like I totally forget about you. But when I'm in dark times, like I turn to you and that's not cool of me. And I always promise
Starting point is 00:08:41 that I'm going to change. But I don't. I do think that God understands. That was something that I believe that I learned like in Bible classes, Torah classes, that like God knows that's what we do. And he's an understanding queen. That makes me feel so much better because like whenever I pray, like the first thing out of my mouth is like, I'm so sorry I haven't been here for you. Like I know shit's going really well for me and that's really uncool and i promise like i'm gonna keep talking in the good times too yeah so i think that's what happens with dear toasters like it's just human nature to
Starting point is 00:09:13 only reach out when you need something when you need help of course of course of course okay right it's like customer service nobody writes an email like i had such a great experience thanks totally totally um but yes dear toasters is today if you have an update, please write us in. Like, we need to hear from you. Yes, we do. So without further ado, it is time for the past five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And today's episode is brought to you by Movement.
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Starting point is 00:11:19 Yeah. And it's one thing to be like addicted to your phone. You can't help it, but you can help wearing blue light glasses. And also for our headache girlies out there it really does help if you are constantly looking at blue light to that's so true to protect your eyes okay our first story a bit of an update from um a story from yesterday Bob Saget's passing Bob Saget was quote unresponsive and not breathing and had no pulse in a 911 audio call that was released on Monday so Bob Saget was found not breathing and had no pulse in a 911 audio call that was released on Monday. So Bob Saget was found not breathing and had no pulse when he was found unresponsive in his hotel room in Florida.
Starting point is 00:11:52 A security guard from the Ritz-Carlton in Orlando alerted authorities on Sunday at 4 p.m. after an employee found Saget lying in his hotel bed, the Orange County Sheriff's Office said, quote, we have an unresponsive guest in the room. My officer is telling me there's no pulse, the guard said in the 911 call obtained by the post. Quote, unresponsive, not breathing, and no pulse. According to a death investigation report, the 65-year-old comedian was found lying on his back in bed with his left arm across his chest and his right arm resting on the bed. resting on the bed also cops um suspect that he uh suffered a heart attack or a stroke in the hotel room according to the daily mail so got it because like some of the information that's coming out it's like more details but it's making it more confusing so like no foul play no evidence of
Starting point is 00:12:37 drug use so what like a perfectly healthy looking 65 year old man doesn't just drop dead right so this is some more of the information it always is surprising to me that 9-1-1 calls become public public i couldn't agree more and like sometimes they come up on my tiktok like the most disturbing 9-1-1 calls in the last 10 years and they're so invasive and so heartbreaking and i just don't feel like they should be shared. Like, have you ever heard the 911 call from when Demi Lovato overdosed? I don't think so. It's so cryptic. And they're like, they tell the ambulance not to put the sirens on.
Starting point is 00:13:15 So it's like not to draw any attention to Demi's house. It's like, it's just so cryptic. And it's like a moment in time. And you feel like you're there. I just don't like listening to them. Yeah. And there's also a TV show that's like all about 911 calls. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:28 It's like over-dramatized, like crazy shit that's happened. Yeah. But it seems to be a popular show. Yeah. I guess that's just, you know, something that is fact. But still, it's surprising, especially when it's like a celebrity or someone that you know and it just feels like extra personal and invasive. But I guess it's just part of the story. It's facts and it's like a celebrity or someone that you know and it just feels like extra personal and invasive. But I guess it's just part of the story.
Starting point is 00:13:47 It's facts and it's out there. Yeah. So a heart attack. Potentially. Possibly. Possibly. It's looking like that or a stroke. Oh, that is just so crazy.
Starting point is 00:14:00 So crazy and so sad. Apparently his family was like hadn't heard from him all day. so crazy and so sad apparently his family was like hadn't heard from him all day so they sent um hotel the security guard up to the room to see what was happening well now all these um like tributes are pouring in and you know what like i guess a lot of bob's friends went over to his house yesterday to be with his wife like john mayer was there jeff ross was there john stamos and like the paparazzi like i know it's the world we live in but like they're standing outside while like John Stamos is embracing his wife Kelly and it just feels so wrong like so so wrong to be seeing that right I saw that that they were that the paparazzi were there for that as well and it's like the world will nothing will go on if those pictures are not published
Starting point is 00:14:42 no and I didn't even want to click them I didn't want it to be like this is popular so we should do this more yeah yeah no i didn't click them either but it's just like even if it's popular what what did you like what where's the line like where is the line it's crazy yeah but overall all of the tributes that have come out about him are so overwhelmingly sweet and like it seems like he was just incredibly beloved by fans and colleagues. And it's a major loss. Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel did a really, really nice one on his show last night. And of course, all the Full House people are speaking out. And it's just, it's the craziest thing. Like, I just can't, I still can't believe it. Like, shock and disbelief shock and disbelief also do you see Mary-Kate and Ashley spoke out also which is surprising for them just because they're
Starting point is 00:15:29 they don't really do that yeah and they haven't been associated with the show for like 20 years right so I thought their their message was lovely I thought so too now for our next story a little celeb breakup news Delilah Bell Hamlin and boyfriend Eyal Booker have broken up this is shocking yeah shocking Delilah Bell and her boyfriend Eyal have broken up after two years of dating a source confirmed to page six on Monday the daughter of Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin ended her relationship with the Love Island star just before the new year so she could begin 2022 with a fresh start the insider told page six it was important to her that 2022 could be a fresh start and right now she wants to be single and focus on her career last year she experienced some difficult times but
Starting point is 00:16:14 she's come out of the other side stronger than ever and is happy enjoying time with friends and family as well as looking positivity to the future positively i assume is what i assume that was their sick that sic parentheses um i was really surprised by this because for me like when they first got together i'm like who is this guy like it seems so random but they've been so tried and true for so long to me they were so otp i never even thought about them like i'm like oh they're just married no i like i was waiting for engagement news next and even the fact that he was on the show i don't follow her so closely but every time i do he seems like such a solid partner for her and vice versa and even when
Starting point is 00:16:56 she shared like her story a few months ago about her experience this year with her health issues like ayal was really like the common denominator and really being there for her through all of that so this obviously you know there's always more to the story and people share the good stuff but this was just surprising and sad because i really felt i feel like although you know it they're going their separate ways like this was a love story yeah and they were really well suited for each other and they found each other on like totally opposite ends of the earth opposite like ends of the industry like you never I don't even know how they could have connected. I think she DM'd him she saw him on Love Island. Right and he's British she went to London for so long like I'm just really surprised. Yeah me too. But I know
Starting point is 00:17:40 she's had like a really tough year and I just want happiness for Delilah Bell. Right. I agree. And if that's not a y'all, then it's not a y'all. But I thought it was. Then it's not a y'all. But I thought it was. That's all I'm saying. No, I didn't think it was. Like I knew it was.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Like I can't explain how little they lived in my mind only because like they were so solid. Like I never had to worry about them. Yeah. Agreed. Crazy. Crazy. We'll be curious to see who they date next.
Starting point is 00:18:04 But. Well, that's the other thing. Like, Delilah Bell is, like, epitome of, like, young Hollywood socialite. So gorgeous. Young, everything of the sort. So I would, like, she could, honestly, I could see her dating Jacob Elordi next. Yeah, but everyone's, like, in this one pool that we keep pulling from. Right, right. Okay. context yeah everyone's like in this one pool that we keep pulling from right right okay but
Starting point is 00:18:26 you know by the way we haven't really even spoken about how olivia jade and jacob alorti are rumored to be dating they were spotted like twice okay i heard that and then it left my mind and now it's entering again so it sounds like i'm hearing it for the first time but i know that i've already heard that and i completely ship i ship so wholeheartedly wait do you do you like love him even more now because of euphoria no jackie he is the villain like no is he the villain he's so fucking evil no that and he's actually an extremely talented actor he's so believably evil believable that i don't even think he's hot in the show like I'm like this man is a disgrace to humanity oh my god awful like really fucking evil oh I really wasn't expecting that but he's
Starting point is 00:19:14 an amazing actor but now I'm like looking at him through a lens I'm like I honestly don't think you're that cute like if you can act that good at being evil, maybe you are evil. I don't know. I don't think so. It's just like the show is really not – I don't know if it's designed to make you attracted to him because he has all these great shirtless scenes, lots of sex scenes. But it's just not working for me because I'm like, but you're evil. Maybe it's just because I have a conscience, like a good moral compass. So is there anyone from the show that you're now like obsessed with who you weren't before? Maddie – okay, so I haven't gone on instagram and like followed and stalked the people yet because
Starting point is 00:19:49 i don't want to spoil it for myself so i don't even know her real name but her name is maddie in the show oh and here's the one thing about about um euphoria okay so like i knew nothing about the show but because of tiktok like i knew every single song and i don't know like did euphoria make these songs popular on TikTok or were they popular on TikTok and then Euphoria put them in the show? I really feel like Euphoria, like if your song gets on Euphoria, that's the new like TRL for real. Like every single song I heard on TikTok, this don't feel like Friday night, you know, like all those TikTok ones. Yep. And all these like moments have gone viral on TikTok and to hear them in context in the
Starting point is 00:20:27 show as verse like someone on, you know, TikTok lip syncing. I know nobody likes me because I'm dressed like a hooker. No, wait. I know I'm not supposed to be here because none of you like me and I'm dressed like a hooker, but I just wanted to say congratulations. And now I know the context. It was at the chili. Oh, there was a chili cook off in the show.
Starting point is 00:20:49 But it wasn't giving like Americicana feels like it was giving jessica citizen wasn't performing no there was this carnival that was like extremely dark like it wasn't i used to love going to the carnival like the rides the food this was like the worst carnival ever like everyone was going through traumatic shit at the carnival yeah but also i don't know if like as an adult you go like you just see things differently or if the carnival industry has changed because the few times I've gone like as a grown woman it's like really nothing of the sort wow that makes me so sad I can't remember the last time I went to a carnival as a grown woman but maybe I shouldn't because the memories of like us maybe once or twice a year going to a carnival and like doing the rides are probably like some of my most fond wonderful precious memories yeah I don't know I I want to believe that those maybe I just haven't
Starting point is 00:21:35 gotten to any good carnivals the last carnival I went to was like summer 2019 I went out in the Hamptons to a carnival well the Hamptons one is supposed to be a good one so if you didn't like it um it had its ups and downs and there was literally one there what yeah no one respects the art of carnivaling anymore no it's right like the idea is always a good one oh my god and I was shitting my pants on the ferris wheel like I and it wasn't even that bit like it was I do not fuck with ferris wheels no I think that they are the worst ride I would literally rather go on an upside down roller coaster five times and even the one that like swings from side to side everyone else did that I did not do it I that's just like I'm too fearful for stuff like that of course yeah I and I actually I only went to Six Flags once in my life I think I actually
Starting point is 00:22:24 don't think I've ever been to a Six Flags. When I was in high school, one of the years that I was in high school, we won the, like, what was that? Like, color war for all the grades. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, and you got a day at. And we got a day at Six Flags.
Starting point is 00:22:38 And I had never been, like, on a roller coaster. And I just always assumed, like, I would never do it. But I was waiting on line. And I was like, I'll make the decision when I get to the front. And the line was so long that by the time I got to the front, I was like, well, now I have to do this or assumed, like, I would never do it, but I was waiting on line. I was like, I'll make the decision when I get to the front, and the line was so long that by the time I got to the front, I was like, well, now I have to do this, or else I just wasted my whole day. Oh, yeah. So then I did it, and then I did a million times, and then I was like. Was it an upside-down roller coaster? Yeah. Oh, I've never, like, I don't test God like that. No, no,
Starting point is 00:22:57 I will never. I knew that day I would never do it again, but I just, like, I leaned in for the day. No, I'm so proud of you, and I'm so glad nothing happened to you. But actually, like I will never like I don't trust roller coasters, not a conspiracy theorist, but like there's just a guy running it who like doesn't care. He's like getting paid no money. He's like, fuck this job. Fuck these people. He doesn't even check if we're secured.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Like, absolutely not. Absolutely not. I completely agree. And then you hear like some of the craziest stories of things that go down at amusement parks or carnivals and it's just like and it's like it's because there's a 17 year old kid who just like smoked pot and is now running this event a hundred percent it's back to jacob alorti and olivia jade so happy for them i really hope it's real i agree i agree okay it's honestly just like science like two of the most gorgeous people in the world, like they have to scientifically at least try going out. Yeah. I think that's what they're
Starting point is 00:23:50 trying to do. Just following science. Yeah. Our next story, Kendall Jenner is responding to the accusation that her wedding guest dress was inappropriate back in November. Do you remember when Kendall was a guest at a wedding and she wore this cutout black dress and everyone was like, if this girl was at my wedding, like she would be gone? Well, yeah, but here's the thing. If this girl was at my wedding and she was some bitch from high school, like she would be gone. If it was Kendall Jenner at my wedding, I would be grateful she showed up and she could wear whatever the fuck she wants. Agreed. Well, she responded to an Instagram comment. Someone said inappropriate outfit at a wedding.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Kendall, I'm embarrassed for you. And someone else wrote, if the bride herself doesn't give a fuck, why do you care? Then the bride commented, said, tell him. She looks stunning and I loved it. And then Kendall commented, Avi asked for your approval in advance too. We'd love a beach wedding. Well, that's the thing. Like when you're really close with the bride, like you have to send what you're wearing to the bride you do even if you're not a bridesmaid Kendall was a bridesmaid they all wore different dresses and then changed oh so like you get approval from the bride even if you're not
Starting point is 00:24:56 even if there's no bridesmaids and you're just like really close with the bride like you always send the picture like you just every you know no one no none of my really close friends showed up to my wedding wearing a dress that I hadn't seen before. Same, but because they were all had to get their dresses like bridesmaid approved. No, I'm saying not even bridesmaids, like just people at the wedding. They're like, we're sending pictures like I'm wearing this. I'm like, cute. I don't know if no one was sending me pictures that like, if you're that close, we are, you're a bridesmaid.
Starting point is 00:25:22 No, not for me. I don't know. And like if if kendall jenner's coming to your wedding like you know you know yeah i don't know i don't think you know if you're a celebrity like you do fittings whatever i don't think like you necessarily have to send a picture of your dress but i do think if you're a kendall jenner like and you're going to a wedding you really can wear whatever you want that's just like and you are a bridesmaid so like this girl knew what the dress was right that's just like a perk of being like an a-list supermodel you know you no one's going to tell
Starting point is 00:25:48 you what to wear right so yes i guess in the context of a normal person you know a regular wedding at a regular venue yes if someone showed up in this all the parents would be clutching their pearls of course but this is like extenuating circumstances this is not the real world like you know i agree if someone from like it at your wedding who is not kendall jenner came wearing this dress like becky becky from the redheads showed up wearing the dress she would be the talk of the town the parents the grandparents quaking quaking. Quaking. Agreed. But this is not the real world. This is like a fictional, this is not real. A fashion show when your best friends are Kendall and Haley Bieber.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Like everyone's just walking the runway and it's not, wedding rules don't apply. Yeah. Like how stupid that this even needed to be addressed. Like it was a private wedding. Like fuck off. Yeah. But I did think it was was funny it was just a funny conversation oh and by the way if i looked even one iota like kendall jenner i would wear that dress everywhere and no one could say anything to me about it 100 so yeah are you ready for our next story i am lily james says she reached out to pamela anderson about pam and tommy with no response
Starting point is 00:27:05 she said i was hopeful so lily james is in this new hulu miniseries called pam and tommy which is about pamela anderson and tommy lee lee yes i know him because his son's on the hills reboot right yeah he's actually great brandon the son yeah i remember him um and so have you seen the trailer for the show i have not her transformation it's not lily james it's i've seen pictures of her it's crazy she sat like in makeup for hours every single day but it really like really bears no resemblance to lily james okay this is the other weird thing that i just put together i was looking at my phone tommy lee is now currently married to britney furlan former viner yeah crazy crazy turn of events i wonder if that will make it into the show probably not no but i did she looked amazing and i need to watch a trailer because she really transformed really transformed and i also wanted
Starting point is 00:27:59 to know if your opinion before i get to the story if your opinion of lily james has changed since downton abbey okay so yes because of all the characters that came through on downton abbey rose played by lily james was my favorite and yes i am biased because she ended up marrying someone jewish and loved him wholeheartedly and didn't care about the trials and tribulations that were gonna be facing them spoiler um and i loved her but like before that my only real you know knowledge of lily james was this whole dominic west thing you know and i know she'd done other acting before but i hadn't seen much of it um but yes yes yes to answer your question in a long winded way yes things have changed things have changed i respect lily james i can't separate the lily from the Rose.
Starting point is 00:28:46 That's good. That's good. I agree. I feel like she brought a lot of herself to Rose, and Rose was very lovable. Therefore, Lily must be lovable. And to be honest, before I watched Downton Abbey, I didn't really consider Lily James like a serious actress. The only things I really had known her in was like Cinderella, which I never even saw,
Starting point is 00:29:03 which was like a flop. And I think that's it. So I never really. Mamma Mia, the sequel. Never saw it. Never saw it. And to be honest, I wouldn't categorize like that as like a serious acting thing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Also the movie Yesterday, which was, I thought, a horrible movie. Never saw it. Horrible. Awful. But now I categorize her as like a serious Oscar contending actress. Yes. And now. Only talented actors and actresses get involved in Downton Abbey. awful but now i categorize her as like a serious oscar contending actress yes and now only only talented actors and actresses get involved in downtown abbey 100 and now with pam and tommy i think she's going down that road even further anyways to get to the point in a cover story for
Starting point is 00:29:37 netta portay's porter that was published on monday she said that she reached out to pamela anderson ahead of shooting the series in hopes of having her involved in the project however Lily says she didn't get a response quote I was really hopeful that she would be involved I wish it had been different my sole intention was to take care of the story and to play Pamela authentically I was very hopeful that we would be in touch right up until we started filming that's interesting because so it's unauthorized right when it comes to a biopic i really need authorization yeah and when no like for me i wanted to see king richard and then knowing like venus and serena were like heavily involved made me want to see it even more yeah even the like it's actually a double-edged sword because if someone's involved in their own biopic they're
Starting point is 00:30:22 obviously going to be biased in what gets shown how they get portrayed um but then if they're not involved it's like how do you know that any of this happened how do you know what was going through her mind even if she said one thing how do you know she what she felt privately i i think that i mean i'll get i'm gonna i plan on watching this but i would imagine that the show suffers if it's not and if they're not involved it's literally called pam and tommy and it's about like one of the craziest, it's mostly about like the sex tape. Got it. So if you, it feels, knowing this now, it's like a little bit weird that they don't have
Starting point is 00:30:57 her involvement. It's not like. Or even her approval. Right. Right. No, it doesn't bode well. It's giving like lifetime original movie no but in lifetime original movies depending on who's it's about a lot of times the celebrities
Starting point is 00:31:11 is involved like i think john jackson's about to do one wendy williams just did one uh i don't know if a lot of times this like you know obviously like the harry and megan one harry and megan weren't involved yeah i once watched one about Anna Nicole Smith. I can't imagine. It was posthumously approved. Or her camp. Yeah, no. Approved it. So anyways, the show does look really good, but that is an interesting factoid.
Starting point is 00:31:36 It's a little bit of like a downer. For sure. Right. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? It's a twofer. A bit of, what would we call this? A bit of TV what would we call this a bit of tv news okay I got a lot of comments that when I podcast from home my final story like breaks the eardrum so I'm gonna take a step back okay yeah and a few tips because yesterday we were on point but you
Starting point is 00:31:57 weren't hearing it someone suggested you take your headphones out and then now she can't hear me you listen to me three two one it's the final story send us your updates. For a chair. Toasters. And that's a magic number. It's getting better every day. Okay. That was great.
Starting point is 00:32:36 It's getting better every day, don't you think? That's all you can ask for. Yeah. Fifth and final story. Two parts. Some TV news. First, Emily in Paris has been renewed for two more seasons at Netflix, seasons three and four. But the society never got a second chance.
Starting point is 00:32:51 Okay. But the society never got a second chance. Okay. Like Netflix cannot make news about anything without me comparing it to the society. I totally agree. And I'm happy for the Emily in Paris girlies happy for Lily Collins because she really seems to like embrace being Emily wait okay did you see that when it was announced that Rooney Mara was going to be playing Audrey Hepburn everyone on the internet it was kind of like how when Beanie Feldstein yes got Fanny Bryce everyone was like Lea Michele and when Rooney Mara got Audrey Hepburn everyone everyone was like, but what about Lily Collins? And I had never even thought about it, but then seeing pictures of them side by side, like, they are twins.
Starting point is 00:33:34 They are twins, but also, like, Lily Collins and Rooney Mara are twins, too. Like, they all look like Audrey Hepburn. Right, but I think, like, the consensus on the internet was, like, if there ever was an Audrey Hepburn biopic, it would be played by Lily Collins hands down and what people on the internet were saying which I actually really agreed with was until Emily in Paris I think I would have considered Lily Collins to be like a pretty serious actress like 100% I saw that movie she did on like her well not her but like the characters battle with anorexia. It was so dark, very difficult to watch, but extremely well done by Lily. And I just think she's like cheapened her whole brand.
Starting point is 00:34:11 I'm sure she's making a lot of money and is having a lot of commercial success with Emily in Paris, but I no longer have her in my category of like goes to the Oscars. One thousand percent. I would have said the exact same thing. The person who plays Emily in Paris doesn't also play Audrey Hepburn. Doesn't also play, you know, Holly Golightly at Tiffany's. Like it just can't happen. And I think probably her doing Emily in Paris overall is the bigger, better move.
Starting point is 00:34:36 So I don't think she's like regretting anything. But I do think. You can't do both. It precludes her from being Audrey Hepburn, who's literally like the most serious, glamorous. Female actress like of all time. Yeah. So I hadn't really even thought of Lily Collins for for the role. But then when I when someone said I was like, oh, duh.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Yeah, I agree. And I'm glad they went with Rooney because she's serious across the board. Yeah. And I'm glad they went with Rooney because she's serious across the board. Yeah. And you know what? Like Lily Collins should be punished for giving us Emily in Paris. So will you be watching seasons three and four? Yeah, probably because I'm like a hater who loves to hate on things. And I do a podcast like unfortunately requires me to watch trash like that.
Starting point is 00:35:20 And those are the sacrifices I make. Yeah. Also, someone was I saw people were like jackie you have to watch emily in paris like you would love it i've seen season one like i i've seen enough i know you really don't need to see it by any means i've got it you know yeah you've got it i've got her number memorized and i just don't think it's gonna get better for me no especially like i don't know now that you're pregnant and becoming a mom i do think like there are some things you can't do
Starting point is 00:35:50 anymore and one of them is watching emily in paris i think i have to make some changes and i think that they are actually natural changes that i've been like on my way towards but i do think like my content plate like i'm getting a different plate. This is not my plate. This is no longer my plate. But I think that's what's great about you and I, because it's your plate and I'll have a different plate and all of our listeners have different plates. So why should our plates be the same? So now we're covering maternity books and euphoria.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Hundred percent. And our second follow up to the story, because I didn't think either one of them was strong enough to be a story on its own, is that White Lotus season two at HBO has casted Aubrey Plaza. So I forgot that White Lotus is going to be a seasoned show, which makes sense. They'll bring new people to the island. Yeah, but I'm still unclear if anyone from season one returns. It is rumored that Jennifer Coolidge is returning.
Starting point is 00:36:43 But HBO has yet to confirm that. from season one returns it is rumored that jennifer coolidge is returning but h well i think that's wise has yet to um confirm confirm that but so aubrey plaza will be playing someone who um is on a trip with her husband and his friends which sounds like really good yeah which sounds like a torturous experience yeah a vacation with your husband and his friends yeah aubrey plaza is great i think that'll be good. Yeah, no, this sounds really good. I mean, even though I wasn't enamored with White Lotus, I enjoyed the time I spent watching it.
Starting point is 00:37:14 It was very aesthetically pleasing, and it made me chuckle. And it made me really want to go to Hawaii. I've never been. I've never been either. It's literally the number one place I want to go. The list is short, but number one is Hawaii. And we were supposed to go for our honeymoon which just never happened so here here sister I don't think we're going anytime soon now that you know life is about to pick up yeah so um let me know how it is I'll watch season two me too hopefully no one takes any more dumps. Like that was just a little extreme for me.
Starting point is 00:37:46 You know I liked it. I know you did because you're a dump girly. I'm a big dump. Well, let's dive into Dear Toasters, which is our advice segment. If you ever want to write in, deartoasters.gmail.com is the email and we will read your prompt on air anonymously, of course. You can change people's names. We will protect you, serve you, and hopefully give you the best advice. And Dear Toasters is brought to you by FitOn. FitOn is the number one premium free fitness app, and it's redefining the workout experience. The FitOn workouts are always free to use, and they offer workouts for any fitness level, and they're super
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Starting point is 00:39:36 Okay, he's being a little crazy because the doorbell just rang. Okay, ready? Hello, Claudia and Jackie. I'm an OG breather slash toaster. Love you guys, the pups, the steens, the podcast, etc. Thank you. Let me make my font a little bigger so I don't have it a bobble again. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:53 I need help ASAP. I've been in a very healthy and happy relationship with my boyfriend for almost 10 years. For context, we got together in high school and now we're in our mid-20s. We moved in together two years ago to another state and I'm so happy. Our 10-year anniversary is in June and I'm fully expecting a proposal sometime then. I mean, it'll be a full decade by then. We talk about houses and babies, which is always met with an agreement, but when talking about getting engaged in actual wedding stuff, he clamps up. I'm full-blown mad about it. Is that crazy? Part of me is like, we know we want to be together, so what's the big deal? But the other part of me is like we know we want to be together so what's the big deal but the other part of me is like why the fuck won't you just talk with marriage talk with me
Starting point is 00:40:27 about marriage i brought it up and he says he just doesn't want any pressure which i get like pressure but also i asked him if he's against marriage and he said no so please advise sincerely a confused toaster i mean 10 years is a hell of a long time and 10 years is a long time to not be able to like have that conversation conversations about really important things like that so yeah I mean if the relationship is good and like you know it's hard like you are so committed to each other so it's like it shouldn't really make that much of a difference but I do find that like men just put off like engagement wedding talking about it like like it's this big
Starting point is 00:41:06 taboo thing and like and then they do it and it's just like I should have done this so long ago yeah like for me I think about this a lot how like you know there's so many guys who like don't want to commit to marriage but they're happy being in a long-term relationship they just don't want to commit to marriage and I really genuinely think that's so fucking stupid and moronic there's literally nothing different about being in a marriage than being in just like boyfriend girlfriend who live together like it's so stupid no here's here's what's different it's not a commitment you've already made the commitment here's what's different is that you're not constantly like tense and fighting about when are we going to get engaged are we going to get engaged and and you even if the man has felt secure in the relationship the whole
Starting point is 00:41:45 time like the woman now like to take that off of your shoulders especially 10 years worth even though like it was high school is you know a weight lifted yeah and I feel like this guy's just taking advantage of like your guys being really comfortable together and maybe that just has to do with you guys like getting into some sort of a rut being together for so long not really progressing so I don't know I hate an ultimatum but they're hella effective they are effective they happen for a reason and if this is what you want and you like want to take the next step I want I think you've been incredibly patient and I think you are well within your rights to start making some some ultimatums or just like be aggressive in the conversation like the fact that he's such a weenie like I don't want to talk about it like pressure like what the fuck up like
Starting point is 00:42:37 seriously yeah no that's that's a little bit of a red flag honestly yeah because honestly there is really nothing scary about marriage like i understand people who aren't ready to have kids like that's a huge thing but i don't understand people in hella long-term relationships who are like nervous about getting married like that's not a thing like not at all yeah i agree i think he's gotta he's gotta mature and sometimes you shit or get off the pot and sometimes you've got to push and it's and if no one wants to be that person no one ever fancies himself as like the girl who's gonna like you know nag you for a ring right but no one fantasizes about like forcing or like it's not romantic it's not romantic but it's real life if this is your
Starting point is 00:43:20 mans and this is the person that you want to be with, then you've got to do some pushing. And I'm sorry. Agreed. But it's also, as Jackie said, like a big red flag. Yeah. But not, I mean, I think it's also just like can be in their nature to just think that marriage is so much more than it is when I think a lot of the time afterwards it's just sort of this weight lifted it's a relief and you focus on other things afterwards as opposed to like when are we getting engaged right and like yes planning a wedding is the stressful part but marriage is not like there's
Starting point is 00:43:56 especially if you're with the right person of course like relationships are hard but they're hard whether you're married or not 100% and I'm giving advice to this girl based on the fact that it sounds like this is the right person because you're not with the worst you're not happily with the wrong person for 10 years for 10 years yeah you move to a whole other state together and like have the best life right so if this this seems to be the right person then we've gotta we've gotta make it work for you yes all right next up all right i need advice for my loving sister my sister-in-law mary has been dating her boyfriend jerry for about seven years We come from a pretty conservative family, and they just
Starting point is 00:44:28 recently decided to move in together. No one thinks that's weird, but here's where the problem comes in. Jerry asked permission to marry her four years ago now and never proposed or gave any reasoning as to why he never did. She's been dress shopping three times, talks about getting married all the time. She even had a wedding plan for June that never happened. Mary gave Jerry an ultimatum, well, and said if he doesn't propose by the end of 2021, then she's moving out. It's 2022, still no ring. Everyone sees that they're unhappy together after they had a yelling fight in front of everyone over the holidays. Mind you, they're about eight years apart and he always talks down to her and that's just the beginning of all their problems. But we don't know what to do. do we just leave it alone and pretend we support this awful relationship or do we say
Starting point is 00:45:07 something please we need your help and i'll be sure to send a follow-up if it makes on the podcast that's why we chose this one thank you guys for giving me something to look forward to every week love a devoted toaster okay this is this is weird jerry seems like a problem yeah not only does he talk down to her he's postponed getting engaged for four years, lets her go wedding dress shopping, plans fake weddings, knowing full well that he's not going to propose. This is emotional manipulation and abuse. And I think he's toxic. And I think you're well within your rights as a sister-in-law to say something.
Starting point is 00:45:40 Sister-in-law? Yes. Oh, OK. Regardless. And if you're writing into us you clearly like you're close you're close and you care a lot so i would say like also all of those things are not good but they're also like kind of vague like we're gonna get engaged oh okay so like blah blah blah but like she asked the parents permission like that's right she said they're really conservative end of 2021 and 2021 has ended
Starting point is 00:46:07 and now it's time for mary walk the walk she's gotta walk the walk but you can't force someone you can't force someone and also it's like if you always think the engagement's right around the corner it's like wow i'm really gonna break up with you of seven years because of the difference of two weeks you know yeah but they said end of 2021 and that's a very clear marker i know but it's hard to especially when he was ready to do it four years ago i know but like this is mary's life yeah but mary's also okay beyond no okay let's say let's say it's happening tomorrow but jerry's also a piece of shit in a perfect jerry in a perfect world you say end of 2021 and it doesn't happen and then on january
Starting point is 00:46:46 1st 2022 mary packs her bags and goes but it's hard it's easier said than done and seven years at seven years and the last four of really thinking like you're gonna get married to this person it's a lot to wrap your head around so i think of course but i think if mary's coming to this girl for advice i would tell this girl to urge her to make moves she talked the talk it's time to walk the walk yeah and you know what walking the walk even if you're bluffing like it could it you have a closer chance to getting what you're looking for as opposed to if you're not bluffing he lets you go is that the man you want to marry right so if you're talking to mary i would say i would help her try and wrap her head around the fact that this could be it and that her last effort should
Starting point is 00:47:32 be bluff central and walk out the door yeah it's a win-win with the bluff of course you'll be sad at the end but if you leave it might get him off his ass to do something and if you leave and he doesn't do anything who the fuck would want to marry that guy especially when he talks down to you and is mean yeah and he just doesn't seem like the greatest guy yeah it would be a blessing in disguise years down the road it's just it's easy for us to say that i just know for mary like she loves jerry i know mary i don't know where people come up with these names but like literally mary and jerry mary and jerry i don't know where people come up with these names but like literally mary and jerry mary and jerry haven't gotten married mary and jerry getting married oh my god that is so funny best of luck mary and jerry yeah you just
Starting point is 00:48:19 have to really be there for her and obviously give her like this you know strong tough love advice but also support her because her whole world is not turning out to be what she thought it was going to be yeah all right our third and final dear toasters hi claudia and jackie i feel ridiculous writing this but i want to see if you can give me any advice i met my best friend sarah in college five years ago right before the pandemic hit i went back to her home state with her for the first time while i was there i met her brother noah who's two years younger than us and we instantly got along great i had a little crush after meeting him for the first time cute but after going on
Starting point is 00:48:52 more trips with her and her family over the past two years the crush has intensified we hang out a bunch on these trips send each other funny videos over text we occasionally snapchat but i can't tell her for the life of me i can't tell for the life of me if he's into me or if we're just friends. I would never do anything if I thought Sarah would care, but she sometimes made jokes about us getting married, so I do think she'd be fine with it. The only thing is she can be a bit intense, so I haven't wanted to tell her about me liking her brother in case he doesn't like me back and it makes things weird with how close I am to her and her family. Noah and I don't see each other often because we live in different states, but I am so curious if I'm romanticizing this in my head
Starting point is 00:49:27 or if he actually feels the same way. How do I go about asking him how he feels without making it awkward if he just sees us as friends? I'm more than fine with being just friends, but I can't help but wonder if I'm delusional or not. Please help XOXO, it's Mitten Toaster. So I just want to say, I think the way you're going about this is very smart. You cannot go to Sarah unless you know what's going on with Noah. So now we have to find out how the fuck do we find out if Noah likes you? Because, you know, I can totally see you making this up in your head. Like it's happened to me before. It happens to a lot of people. Or it's like Noah's the kind of guy like, oh, my friend's sister's in town. Like we're all together for the weekend. He's friendly. And like, yeah, it's flirting for sure. But it's like,
Starting point is 00:50:04 no, please don't move across the country for me me like this isn't a great love of any sort so it's it's a hard spot to be in and you know in a perfect world you you would ask your friend to find out if he likes you but you can't ask sarah no you'll be so awkward beyond if he ends up no if he ends up liking you like then it's cute and it was all for a good cause but if he ends up not liking you and like you told sarah that like you like her brother but her younger brother doesn't like you back like that's mortifying i would never let you do that mortifying and then you've sullied the relationship with the whole family and there's no coming back so don't do that but i don't know why towards the end of this i just started to get the feeling that like noah's just fucking around
Starting point is 00:50:40 but that's not that's not a strong enough case for me no i know no no we need to be based on admission we need facts but i'm like operating from a place of like it's not going to be the answer that we want also like what i'm a romantic and i'm thinking like noah's the one what no he's like snapchatting her and then like that's what the kids do jackie we need more background you need to get more background on on Noah and his like relationship habits. Yeah. And maybe like the next time you're on vacation. Is it a different girl every weekend than you were just that weekend?
Starting point is 00:51:12 You know. Ooh, Jackie, that's mean. Or is he like, you know, writing love poems in his journal every Friday night for his sister's best friend? Maybe like asking sarah isn't that bad of an idea because honestly that's the only route i can think of like how do you find out if a random boy likes you like for real what if next time you can't ask the only link between you you can't ask that person what if the next time you're all together you just um hook up
Starting point is 00:51:41 yeah like just go for it and then see what he does after yeah i like that i like want this to work out so badly i don't know why i feel so hella invested i feel so hesitant oh no i'm like so hopelessly like i think that this is the end for her like noah and toaster for together forever i would i would like that but i don't know i'm just like getting i'm just here i have an idea write us back in and give me noah's phone number i'm gonna call him and i'm just gonna say do you like suzy or whatever her name is he's gonna be like who is this i'm like this is none of your business i just need to know like do you have feelings for rachel whatever it's just hard because like you don't live where noah lives so if you if you went to have a conversation with him
Starting point is 00:52:22 about it it's like okay so we like each other like are we gonna start dating are we now like long distance it's it's really a lot and he's younger than you so he's like immature okay by the way why don't you instead of just like trying to hook up with him because you only see him like twice a year why don't you really like amp up the texting snapchatting like almost to try to get to the point when like you're talking you know like that phase like the kids are always talking about like talking yeah like talking before bed when you wake up text all the time facetime like why don't you explore that and then if he's like engaging with you and texting you first then you'll know that there's an interest but if he's just like waiting for you to text him and like he's not super responsive then unfortunately you know like it's not happening this is i don't know i don't know why i'm like so i'm against don't
Starting point is 00:53:10 listen to jackie like this is gonna happen for you it's just if if she met sarah five years ago in college that would mean that they're one year out of college and two and noah's two years younger than them noah is a sophomore in college so they're like 20 and 22 noah's a sophomore and that's and he's gonna be like our leading man i don't think so he's gonna risk it all well she came with the math you're 100 right if this were like some people in their 30s yeah no he's in college he's fucking bitches that's what i'm saying 100 i didn't think of that and then it's just oh where i'm going on a family trip with my weekend here's a girl i'm not related to let's chat no 100 he doesn't like you i'm so sorry that i led you along he does not like you run for the hills he's a sophomore in college like
Starting point is 00:53:56 he's probably like hazing a fraternity like swallowing goldfish every night like no no he might he might be a junior if my math but still no no no yeah put it on pause I I think I think you need to let this simmer maybe if you guys are all in the same position in a few years like you you don't want to date a junior in college when you're not in college and it seems like you're already invested and i just don't think see him getting to that level and i think the best solution would be to move on from this honestly run and maybe down the line sure i'm open to whatever but for right now pocket for right now it's not worth ruining a relationship with a great friend and her family who takes you on trips jackie is speaking facts left, right, and center. Never listen to anything I say.
Starting point is 00:54:47 She's 100% right. I just, okay, I'm glad that I worked through it because I couldn't articulate, like, why I was just not seeing it. I think maybe the fact that she, like, gave him a student named Noah, like, really got to me because I love the name Noah. It's, like, such a manly, delicious name. I've never met a man named Noah who wasn't, like, a really stand-up, honorable man. It's such an amazing name. So like that was her fault.
Starting point is 00:55:08 It's also becoming incredibly popular right now. Like I feel like in our class there wasn't a lot of Noah's, you know. No. But now I think there's a lot of Noah's in the class. No. And of course what comes to mind is the man with the ark who really saved all of civilization. So. And he was an animal lover.
Starting point is 00:55:23 Animal lover. Like the face of pita so i i think i was really kind of blindsided by her giving him that name yeah also it's like for my lack of judgment ryan gosling in the notebook is noah and so you just you see him as this animal loving romantic guy and animal loving queen but instead he's just a junior in college who's like drinking from the punch bowl no totally natty light for life exactly saturdays are for the boys and he's just like wearing a jersey all the time showing his hairy armpits yeah it's not gonna work it's not gonna work but maybe once he graduates yeah no anything can happen in the future but
Starting point is 00:56:04 right now focus on yourself i think maybe if you know if there is this sort of thing between you and noah and you pull back that actually will obviously make him like you more there's no harm here agreed amazing advice given by jackie oh wow i'm so glad that we parsed that out for our to wrap up the episode and you better fucking write us back with what happens i don't care if it's in three years like we will remember and we will celebrate when you guys get engaged yeah and i do think that that could happen it's just not gonna happen right now nor should it no one's gotta go no one's gotta like you know see everyone else who's out there and have this gotta get on the arc like and and then you know realize that it was you all along but he can't realize it was you all along if we're
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