The Toast - S5 Ep70: Claudia Was Right: Wednesday, June 1st, 2022

Episode Date: June 1, 2022

Matthew Morrison Fired from SYTYCD for 'Flirty' Messages That Made Contestant 'Uncomfortable': Source (PEOPLE) (11:51)  Liam Payne dragged for airing One Direction's dirty laundry on podcast (Page Six) (17:03)  Charlie Puth shares Adam Levine's reaction to him masturbating to Maroon 5 (Page Six) (24:24)  Shanna Moakler sells Travis Barker engagement ring for $97K (Page Six) (28:59)  Queen Elizabeth's flight forced to abort landing due to lightning storm (Page Six) (32:15)  Dear Toasters Advice Segment The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Wednesday. It is Hump Day! A favorite day here at the Morning Toast. A favorite day. We have the Streis Brothers in spirit to celebrate Hump Day with us. And before we do anything else, I need to compliment Claudia's outfit. For everybody watching on YouTube, you're in for a treat. Claudia looks like the picture of class. It's giving Nancy Meyers. She's giving Coastal Grandmother. It's giving Nancy Meyers. She's giving Coastal Grandmother. It's giving Nancy Meyers. Tell us about this look today. Well, Jackie wore these pants the other day on the toast, and she was like, Claudia, you

need these pants. They're from Spanx, and they're just the pant of the moment. They're like these Spanx white trousers, but they have an elastic band. They're made with Spanx material. You can see through them. There's no zipper. And they just look so classy. I have to say, I'm not loving the way they look but I'm loving the way they feel and I'm just at a point

in my life where like feelings are gonna have to um take a precedent over looks. Okay well you look really great. That's what's great about it. Thank you so much. It's like a whole new era for you. That is so nice of you to compliment my trousers. By the way we've really come full circle. I'm wearing culottes. You are and just like everything else culottes are the Downton Abbey of 2022. What would 2018 Jackie say if she saw me wearing culottes? She would say, I told you so. You literally would. Yeah.

We've got a great show. It's Wednesday. It's hump day. It's June 1st. It is Pride Month. Oh my God, it's June. I know. Isn't that crazy?

That is crazy. The month is over and now it has begun. That's the crazy thing about months. They end. And then a new one begins. It's That is crazy. The month is over, and now it has begun. That's the crazy thing about months. They end. And then a new one begins. It's just so crazy. Beyond. I haven't had a chance to process this morning that it's June.

Like, last night, I was driving, and I saw some Pride flags out. I was like, oh, tomorrow is June 1st. And then this morning, it's been a long morning for me, and I didn't even realize. Happy Pride Month. Happy Pride Month, y'all. I'm also back on Cameo for the first month of Pride Month with all proceeds going to Rainbow Railroad. So if you want to see a gorgeous face.

With gorgeous pants. With gorgeous pants. I'll try and get my pants in the video if you request one today. How about that? Okay? Does that work for everyone? That is worthwhile. That's called marketing, baby.

Yeah. Enticing the customer. That's so great of you. Yeah. Well, I really like doing Cameo, but I don't think I could be on it like full time. It's a lot of work. Yeah. You have to be like glammed up all the time.

I'm not gonna be making cameos looking like a beast. That's not nice. People are paying a premium. A hundred percent. And I did raise my price a little bit because like it's for charity, you know? Yeah. And as Leanne Lockett says, the charity world is really small. The charity world is everything.

I'm excited because I picked the stories today. Claudia did pick the stories because I was running behind and they are very, I wouldn't, I would have picked maybe one of these stories out of the five. So I'm excited because they're kind of twisted. No, and there's a theme. I wonder if everyone can guess today's theme. There's a theme in today's episode and the stories, they highlight justice for Claudia. We'll do a quiz at the end to make sure you guys understood the theme of today's episode.

That's today's assignment. Justice for Claudia. I look forward to justice being served as always. It's just like every person who I've ever had the bad feeling about is out here exposing themselves, you know? Oh, okay. So you're just going to give away the theme right now. Yeah. I feel like I already gave it away. Yeah. No, it's like Claudia was right. Yeah. Which doesn't happen to me a lot. I'm usually wrong actually. Like culottes, Downton Abbey. Like culottes, Downton Abbey, reading. Speaking of reading, yesterday I finished Sally Hepworth's book, The Younger Wife awesome I

gave it four stars she's just great and then I started a new book so counselor you know me and counselor like the same type of like you know old lady book club porn yeah and she was like you're gonna love this one so like I'm purchasing it yesterday on my kindle as I press purchase it didn't even occur to me to check the the length of the book snatcher would never recommend anything crazy she recommended a 600 page book we recorded redheads last night we all go around and talk about the other books we read during the month she was telling us about this book how she loved it so much she wishes that she picked it for the redheads it was 500 pages but it went by in a flash 572 she said it was as good as tessa bailey as good as anything ever has been it's giving tessa

bailey are you enjoying i am And I'm already halfway through. Like I was literally, just I couldn't put it down. Right. So I forget what it's called. I forget what it's called also. Give me a second. Usually I remember everything,

but something about the title just like makes no sense. It's literally just like basic words stringed together. You know what I mean? It's like this was the way it was. You know? Yes.

That's literally, that's the title. It's called, hold on, Things The Way We Were or something. Hold on. Literally. Things We Never Got Over, okay? By Lucy Score. It's giving porn.

It's giving rustic, small Virginia town. It's good. Ooh, I'd love that for you. Yeah, part of it, like, is written extremely poorly. But, like, you just, like, you don't care, you know? Yeah, no, and that makes it easier to get through. Yeah. We recorded Redheads last night.

It was so funny. It was the first time we were in studio since November because of like Omicron. Pregnancy. Delivery, et cetera. And it was really wonderful to get the girls back together. So now I'm really in a reading state of mind. We recapped the book, which was really, really a good book. And I'm excited for everyone to hear it.

It'll drop on Thursday and it's never too late to become a redhead now let's talk about the younger wife because I mean but who chooses the next redheads book Rebecca chooses the next book oh should I spoil it no don't oh okay I was just wondering I'll tell you I'll give you guys a the backstory behind what she chose because everyone loves to complain about whatever book we're choosing at present so she actually took a recommendation from the redheads Facebook group love So she said if you don't like it, you guys can turn on each other. Right, right, right.

Oh, you're not going to say the book, right? Sorry. No, because it drops on Thursday. Oh, it's not out yet. Right, right, right. We love a little mystique around here. The Redheads are so mysterious. Beyond.

Gotta be mysterious, always. Always. So we also have Dear Toasters today because it is Wednesday. We've got five, in my opinion, amazingly chosen. Obviously these stories were chosen by someone opinion, amazingly chosen. Obviously, these stories were chosen by someone really intelligent and beautiful. Yeah, there's no food news. There's no biz news. Yeah, that's how you know it's like bottom of the barrel. It's like

when we're talking about food news. I personally like some of those human interest stories, but you don't. Yeah, well, there actually was one story that I could have chosen that I didn't that bordered on food news, but it was just like Kim, you know, clapping back at everyone. Yeah, well, there actually was one story that I could have chosen that I didn't that bordered on food news. But it was just like Kim, you know, clapping back at everyone. Yeah, but she just clapped back at everyone. She, don't worry, devoured everything in the Beyond Meat commercial. And I guess just none of it made it to cut. Yeah, in the commercial, she was eating, like, she was eating. But there was also scenes where she was like, oh, it's so good.

And the chicken nugget didn't have a bite out of it. But it's called movie magic. No, and it's called, you can have tried a chicken nugget and then talk about it at a later date. Yeah. People really think they're like you know inspector gadget they're like she didn't take a bite this yeah the internet has empowered a lot of amateur um investigators and sometimes it's fun and sometimes it's not no sometimes it's just so stupid sometimes it's so fun and it's like oh my god when they realized that kim photoshopped true into a photo where stormy was there like that was crazy. And then she admitted it recently.

That was really crazy. Agreed. The bite in the chicken nugget? No. Not that deep. But when TikTok figured out 818 Tequila, like before it came out, do you remember that? Like that was a fun journey to follow. Yeah.

Yeah. I enjoyed that. So there's the good and the bad. The good and the bad. But that's the internet, man. And that's life, man. This is episode two of Us Gone Going Viral. Right.

How are you feeling? I'm feeling great. Like, my TikTok is blowing out. I've gotten, like, 5,000 followers in the last, like, couple days. I'm so happy for you. Which is, for a thirst monster like me, like, incredibly exciting. And let me ask you something. Like, is it making you happy?

Is it fulfilling you? That's a good question. No, actually. Do you think if it was, like, a million followers, would you be fulfilled? Like, really? 5,000? That's a good question. No, actually. Do you think if it was like a million followers, would you be fulfilled? Like really? 5,000? That's it? We had over a million views.

We're at 1.3 million views. 5,000 of you thought it was funny enough to like it and follow me. How many likes does it have? Like 200,000. So like of those 200,000, only 5,000 decided to follow me. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. Okay.

How many followers would it take for you to feel fulfilled? I have 150,000. That's like micro-influencer. And I've been a macro-influencer for like eight years now. So I will feel good. You're not used to the micro-life. No, and I don't like it at all. Like, it's not fun.

So I'll feel good when I get to 500,000. Okay. If I get to 500,000. Okay. If I get to 500,000. That's pretty low for you. I thought you were going to say a million. My bar is incredibly low. Yeah, and it used to be like you expected 3 million on TikTok. Yeah, because at first it was like, once I go viral, then the followers will come.

Build it and they will come. And I've built it and no one's coming. No, they don't like what you're selling. I'm sorry. No, I know. But I think they will like these clips. I think you're on a one's coming. No, they don't like what you're selling. I'm sorry. No, I know. But I think they will like these clips. I think you're on a really good path. Me too.

And you just have to be consistent. It's like anything else. Yeah. And they have to like what they see in their For You page and then go to your page and there's more of that thing that they liked. Yeah, I guess I've just like, you know. You're always doing one-offs.

So it's just because they like this one thing from you. There's nothing else like that on your page. I guess I'm just used to like, I really haven't had to hustle for like likes in a really long time you know what I mean yeah and it sounds like the dumbest conversation but like you know I reached a point in my social career like a couple years ago where like things just got engagement you didn't have to try so hard and so I guess in a good way I'm being challenged creatively yeah um because I don't think I've been creatively challenged on Instagram in quite a while. Yeah.

And I think it's okay if like you're not getting that many likes as long as, you know, you don't put too much stock into it. Yeah. No, I mean, I definitely, I don't know for sure. Like I'm not upset at all. I'm not saying you, I'm saying like one in general, you know? No, I know what you mean. Like, is it keeping me up at night?

Yes. No, it's not. It's not. I'm not tired at all. Yeah. No, you sleep great. she goes to bed at 10 p.m. I I'm not good at a lot of things in this world but something I am good at is getting like a full nine hours of sleep 12 yeah sometimes yeah it depends some weeks I'm like you know let's be

crazy and stay up till 11 but most of the time like when it's nine o'clock like the lights go out and I'm in bed by 10 I I mean, I'm sleeping by 10. So lovely. Yeah, it's the child-free life. So I know it's not going to last forever, so I'm enjoying it while I can. Yeah, that's all you need to do. Yeah. Okay.

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that made a contestant uncomfortable new details are emerging about matthew morrison's sudden departure from his judging gig on so you think You Can Dance. A source close to the Fox reality show tells People that Morrison was fired from the series, quote, after he had an inappropriate relationship with a female contestant. Quote, they didn't have sex, but he reached out to her through flirty direct messages on social media. She felt uncomfortable with his line of comments and went to producers who then got Fox involved. He was fired after they did their own investigation. The source adds that Morrison and the unidentified female contestant never met up offset. It was just messages that crossed the line. Okay, so a few days ago they announced that he was leaving for like breaking protocol

and nobody knew what that meant. Like it's a COVID protocol. A lot of people were like, he's so creepy. Like he probably was being inappropriate. And now we have like full confirmation that that's what it is. Like, he probably was being inappropriate. And now we have, like, full confirmation that that's what it is. And obviously, I just feel justified in, like, hating Matthew Morrison since the day I met him.

And you know what? Like, even though, like, this never should have happened, I feel like things like this, like, back in the day, like, would get swept under the rug. So, like, good on Fox for, like, actually doing something about it, you know? Yeah, totally. Like, protecting the contestants. Yeah. And, like, stopping Like protecting the contestants. Yeah. And like stopping it in its tracks. Right.

And not letting the fact that he's like a celebrity. Right. Or the fact that like they never met up. Like the fact that it's just messages. This girl didn't have to, you know, endure anything else. Right. And they took action. Yeah.

So I'm glad about that. Matthew Morrison is so. That is so inappropriate. Especially, I mean, it's inappropriate anytime. Yes. You want to send unsolicited for learning messages. But the dynamic on a competition show like that, like the power that the judges have and the contestants, like it's already such a power imbalance on every level.

And so to abuse your power in that way is. Gross. No, he's so gross. And like, I feel like, you know, the internet has like hated has decided to hate Matthew Morrison starting a year ago. But never for anything actually concrete. Just weird things he does. Videos he posts. Singing with the kids.

Singing with the kids. Characters he's please played. But he's never actually done anything that warrants the hatred. But now he has and I feel justified. That's really funny. Yeah. So it's a good day for us Matthew Morrison haters. Yes.

You are justified. And you know what? The show is So Matthew Morrison haters. Yes, you are justified. And you know what? So the show is So You Think You Can Dance, right? Yeah. Well, they keep saying S-Y-T-C-D as... Say Yes to the Dress. We all know, like, So You Think... Every time I've been seeing these stories...

No, yeah, no, it's literally Say Yes to the Dress. I've been seeing people posing about this and, like, using that acronym. I'm like, Matthew Morrison was on Say Yes to the Dress? It's beyond confusing. Also, I don't know why he was chosen like in the first place for first of all like he can't have a high Q score

like people do not like him to like there are so many celebrities who also dance with the advent of tick-tock they really should have like Charlie D'Amelio there's so many people they could have

gotten to be a judge on a dance show and like why Matthew Morrison? Literally why? He's literally irrelevant. Does nobody remember the Grinch? What body did Matthew Morrison bury like with some executive that he keeps getting jobs? Ask NT.

Ask James Corden. Ask NT. Yeah, there's something like why would he still be working? He really hasn't been relevant in years. No, but like he really should be because he's someone who's a good person to plug in like he can do it all he can sing he can dance he can act but like he hasn't had a job like a relevant job in years and then he had the Grinch which was a colossal failure like made people despise him so like why would anyone cast him in anything I don't

know I mean I would just do Annie Live every year instead of The Grinch. Yeah, but like I could think of a thousand people who would be great for like a dance competition TV show judge. Well, the new judges this season, they swapped out Nigel Lithgow and Mary Murphy with Jojo Siwa and Steven Twitch Boss. Oh, Twitch from Ellen. See, that's a good one. He's huge on TikTok.

Jojo's great. And I guess they wanted someone like traditional, not digital, because Jojo and Twitch are both really digital. From Ellen. See, that's a good one. He's huge on TikTok. JoJo's great. And I guess they wanted someone like traditional, not digital, because JoJo and Twitch are both really digital. But like Jenna Dewan. Literally anyone. She's been rather quiet. Yeah, but she was involved in, there's a lot of new dancing shows. I think she was on a competitor.

World of Dance. Yeah. The one with J-Lo. The Masked Dancer. Right. Oof. Flop. Low point.

Flop Central. I don't even know if it's premiered yet. Really? I don't know. We just talked about the fact that it was going to be. I mean, the fact that the masked singer became such a phenomenon. I remember when I first saw a commercial for it and I was first introduced to the concept of the show, I'm like, wow, Hollywood has really lost its mind.

And people are obsessed with the show. It has a cult following and I see clips all the time of like big reveals you know Candy Burris I think won people are obsessed and it's kind of good what's so crazy about it is that it's so protected like the identities there's no spoilers that actually every year I don't know who wins because it will never be in a headline and I'll never click the link and it makes you think like how The Bachelor is unable to keep like a single spoiler. Because there's no respect for The Bachelor.

Right. These people and publications respect the hell out of The Masked Singer. For some reason, yeah. There's like this unspoken universal bond to not spoil The Masked Singer. Like it's more confidential than some other things. No, it's so weird. It's such a good call. Yeah.

Okay. Are you ready for our next story? Some One Direction drama, ex-podcasting drama. Liam Payne has been dragged for airing One Deed's Dirty Laundry on podcast. Twitter users roasted Liam Payne for airing his former One Direction bandmates' Dirty Laundry in a new interview. He appeared on Logan Paul's Impulsive podcast on Tuesday and reflected on not only the boy band's many highs, but also their infighting as teens and personal drama in more recent years.

Fans were particularly upset over Liam taking a pointed dig at Zayn, whose ex-girlfriend Gigi infamously described Zayn as a respectful king during the 2020 Twitter spat with Logan's brother, Jake Paul. Given that Zayn was in charge in 2021 for harassing Yolanda Hadid, Liam said on the podcast of her tweet, he said that one didn't age very well. In an attempt to explain himself, he then said,

there's many reasons why I dislike Zayn and there's many reasons why I'll always be on his side. Okay. Contradictory. Right. The One Directioners came from him saying Liam talking shit about Zayn as if he didn't cheat on his fiance last week right okay so there's like a lot to unpack here first of all I didn't think what he said about Zayn was so terrible um he just said like that didn't age well because then like Zayn turned out to like be doing some bad things like I didn't

think that was so crazy elder abuse yeah literally so I didn't think that was so crazy. You're doing some elder abuse. Yeah, literally. So I didn't think that was so crazy. The part that, the clip that I saw going around, which was beyond cringe, was talking about the journey during X Factor when like he thought he, you know, lost this big opportunity and then they called those five boys back in and put them into a band. He said like how, you know, his understanding of how that situation went down was like Simon made a promise to him, to Liam, that he's going to do this group and like in two years he'll be set. And he took Liam's face and built the whole band around Liam and Liam was the star. And it was like giving like pick-me energy.

Like really? I wasn't there, but I don't think that's how it went down. I don't think that's how it went down. But why would anyone lie about that? Especially when like I think he can look in the mirror and say like Harry is the bigger star. Right. And then he was going on about that? Especially when like, I think he can look in the mirror and say like, Harry is the bigger star. Right.

And then he was going on and about all their, you know, solo career saying his song was the first to hit a billion streams. Like even if that's technically true, like, come on, like for real, he just must have like people around him who are like,

Liam's the greatest. They like shut out the rest of the world. He probably doesn't know like actually the board. I would say level of like solo career fame of direct one direction it's definitely Harry and then Niall and then I would say the rest of the three are you know what Zane is like known because the other who's the fifth Louis Louis yeah he but see the thing I see I want to offer a rebuttal Louis it's not like he really tried you know what I mean which is like there's kind of there's honor in that yeah whereas like remember

Zayn's last album he had like that big truck going around the city like Gigi was taking pictures like I cannot name one lyric from one song from that entire album like that is I think that's considered like the definition of a flop yeah so is that better or worse than Louis who just didn't even do anything I don't know he had hits though back in the day yes he did he had pillow talk and the Taylor Swift song yeah but what I was gonna say about this like the fans seem to be pissed that like Liam's running his mouth about the One Direction days on a podcast and it's like if that's not what he's doing it like it's been 10 years since they broke up almost like it's time to talk about the ins and outs of the band on a podcast I totally agree see I'm like conflicted in the sense where it's like well you obviously have nothing else going on if this is

what you're doing um but also it's like we want to know we want we want to know too like going on a podcast especially like if it's someone who maybe you're friends with offline like it's just a fun activity especially for someone who probably has a lifetime worth of stories. Share with the class. I agree. Normalize talking about what happened in One Direction. And they do have this connection

because of the Respectful King tweet. Jake Paul. So he was on the Logan Paul podcast. So it's relevant. And if Logan didn't mention it, that would have been weird. Yeah. By the way, that's like one of the weirdest moments

in pop culture history. Jake Paul and Gigi Hadid's Twitter feud. Yeah. Also, why people are quaking is because last week, the weirdest thing happened. So Liam is engaged, and he has like a million fan pages for him and his fiance. And somebody posted

like a cute, it was like a picture of Liam hugging his fiance from the back, but you couldn't see their faces. And the caption on the fan account was like, oh my god, so cute, Maya and Liam, cute Maya and Liam blah blah and Maya commented and was like it's really difficult to see photos of your man like with someone else this is not me please stop tagging me and I guess now him and his fiance are broken up so it's like when you're going through your own you know scandal it's not a good look to go on the podcast like talk about other people's scandals

do you think this was recorded before that? For sure. So. But like people don't care. Like they see it now. Right. I mean so they're not engaged anymore? I don't think so. And then who's the one who was engaged to like. The judge. The judge Cheryl. Liam. Are they still together? I think they had a baby together. Yeah I think so too. No they're not still together. Oh. So like Liam has his own his own, like, messiness, and it's just, like, be quiet. No, I like it. Keep talking. Agree.

Normalize talking about what happened in One Direction. Like, seriously. Yeah, and normalize just talking about, you know, interesting experiences that you had back in the day. And, like, this may be a dumb question, but, like, One Direction's hiatus. Like, a breakup, right? Like, we're not still waiting, are we? Was it a hiatus, like a breakup, right? Like we're not still waiting, are we? Was it a hiatus?

Yes. I think that it could be like the Jonas Brothers where they really do their own thing. They enjoy their own thing and then realize there might be value in coming back together. The problem is Harry is a rock star. Harry has literally no reason.

One Direction was never going to do that. I know Ark, Steen-en chela they would have but you like you know what I mean yeah no Harry's too far gone I think he's too far gone even Niall's success which is big like I do think if there was like a tour like he would hop on you know and agree yeah of course yeah so so it's over I think it's a no that's so crazy I've made peace with it because we're getting bops from everyone I know but and they're really good don't get me wrong like I love of course it's not One Direction it's not even close to like the serotonin boost that One Direction songs give me

I personally I can't you know wait for rain in this drought I know because everyone and I'm waiting just for a little mix. Yeah, I know. That's the eggs I put in my basket. That's the other question. Because they're also like a British band from X Factor doing a quote unquote hiatus. And someone left and then it became a hiatus. Right.

It's giving one direction. It is. But I have faith in my girls. So do I. Unless one of their solo careers becomes huge. No one's done a solo career. But I follow like all these Twitter accounts. Like they're all signed with different management companies and one's done a solo career. But I follow like all these Twitter accounts. Like they're all signed

with different management companies and record labels like for solo endeavors. That's not going to work for me. Yeah, no. I think they all plan on doing their own thing. That's not going to work for me.

So rethink it. Yeah. I don't think that's what the fans want. No, it's definitely not. And like I was on Little Mix Talk and so many clips

from their farewell tour were going around and like in the final show they were hyster so many clips from their farewell tour were going around and like in the final show they were hysterically crying it's like well don't cry just get back together just do another show no it's literally in your control 100 you don't have to be doing this like at all it's literally your choice are you ready for our next story some more justifications for Claudia's hatred I am and this time she's turned me as well thank you Charlie Puth shares Adam Levine's reaction to him masturbating to Maroon 5. I just like these headlines. The whole

thing. It's crazy. And I just think it's like a general thing in Hollywood. Like you don't have to tell us everything you know. Yeah. Some things like can be kept to yourself. So here are the details that you're all dying to know. Charlie Puth revealed in an NSFW new interview that he once masturbated to a Maroon 5 song, much to frontman Adam Levine's displeasure. The first song I ever jerked off to was fucking This Love by Maroon 5, he told Bustle on Tuesday. Years later, Charlie told Adam Levine about the experience,

though the former voice coach didn't react with much enthusiasm. Charlie said, now I'm good friends with Adam Levine. I told him and he was like, that's really weird. He also shared that he didn't lose his virginity until he was 21 years old when he played a small town in Boston. He also spoke openly about the value of sex and how it intertwines with his music career. He said, this is a really weird sentence, but if you took the instrumental only of my music, I want people to almost get turned on by the frequency. Okay. Shall I keep going?

Okay. Oh, there's more. Sure. If you must. However, he noted that he can't listen to music while getting it on because he will just start focusing on the notes. He said, I will analyze the music playing in the background and I'll start to see the music notes in my head

and I will not be able to get hard. Well, that's kind of contradictory because it's like, but you jerked off to music. So doesn't music get you off? Wow. Loophole. Loophole. The thing is like, I'm feeling shame. I'm feeling embarrassado. I'm feeling humiliation, mortification on behalf of Charlie Puth. Like, first of all, we don't care, like, at all. Like, not in the slightest what you do in the bedroom. Like, we literally could not care less. And he's just so cringy.

And I feel like when he was, like, saying this to the interviewer, like, he really thought he was being, like, you know, like, Mick Jagger. Yeah, like, music sexual. Yeah, like, he thought he was doing something. And what he's doing is absolutely nothing. Wait, this article is so funny. Like, I think it was co-written by you. Okay. One place Puth has been open about his sexual personality

is through his TikTok account. There he posts a mosh of content, including a look into his musical process, some thirst traps, and other strange content, like two butterflies having sex. Yes. He was even called out by comedian sarah shower for being incredibly horny on tiktok she tweeted

if someone doesn't fuck him soon i fear the worst that's incredibly funny and incredibly on point i've been telling you there is something weird about Charlie Puth. I will stop defending him. I knew it. You have the floor. I knew it. There was just something weird in his TikToks. Like he really thinks, and I'm sure he is like very musically inclined, very talented, but he thinks that makes him like superhuman. And the way he like talks to people on TikTok and his content is so cringe and so condescending. And it's like, he really thinks that he is like the Rolling Stones. Like he thinks that he is that. And it's giving me embarrassment like for him. It's just, it's horrible.

And this was, while it was shocking to read, it wasn't shocking to digest. Like I knew that that is who Charlie Puth was. Like I knew it. It's reminding me of the little brother from Zoey 101. Okay, how? On TikTok, you know. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes.

Sorry, I thought you meant his character. Yes. If you haven't looked at the little boy from Zoey 101 okay on tiktok you know oh yes yes yes sorry i think i meant his character yes if you haven't looked at the little boy from zoe 101's current tiktok account like you you will die of shame like no you have to it's he's not embarrassed i actually like you almost have to respect the courage the courage and it's like you would hear charlie pooth on the radio and you would never expect like this is his tiktok this is his personality yeah watch zoe like you would hear Charlie Puth on the radio and you would never expect like this is his TikTok. This is his personality. Yeah. If you watch Zoey 101, you would never expect that Dustin is doing BDSM on TikTok. So I think he's like doing all this like to change people's perception of him into a more like sexual way.

And it's only making us like think you're weird. So stop. Yeah. I think he probably has one of those complexes that like child stars have about like going from being like a teenager or a young person to being like taken seriously as an adult. And I think a lot of times people think like sex is the answer. The way to do it. And it's not a case in point.

Yeah. And I said this a couple of weeks ago. Like I do think Charlie Puth's career had like a weird plateau where like if he had, you know, kept the momentum up that he had in the beginning of his career, like he would have been at the level that Shawn Mendes is now so I feel like he's definitely having some sort of identity crisis and this is he thinks the solution to that yeah I I feel you so just stop agreed are you ready for our next story yeah Shannon Moakler sells Travis Barker's engagement ring for 97k nice Shannon Moakler successfully off Barker's engagement ring for 97k. Nice.

Shannon Moakler successfully offloaded her engagement ring from Travis Barker to $96,500 after putting it up for auction last Friday. Wow. Where? The 4.01 round cut Cartier Sparkler received 17 bids on worthy.com, which did not reveal the identity of the big spender. Four carat Cartier, less than a hundred grand no that's I mean is that on par I think that's on par because that's so you price up for Cartier yeah you get like the Cartier price tag but I think only the Cartier store can right not secondhand right like

same for like Tiffany's yeah for the name so definitely in her auction she's paying for the name but not as much as if you like left the store with a you know a four carat robin's egg box so that's pretty good and that must be a good stone yeah well the thing is is like what's your philosophy on like rings after after a relationship ends I don't have a strong one I think it's just like if someone told me that they were selling their ring I'd be like good goodbye if someone told me they're keeping it because they love how it looks and they want to wear it to black tie events and cocktail dinners, I would say great. You should. It's gorgeous. Yeah, I don't really have a philosophy either.

I think the best way, like if it were me, I would like have it made into a pair of earrings or something, you know? Yeah, but like it's one gorgeous stone. I think I would keep it as a ring. Yeah. You don't want to break it up. No, but the thing is, like, I wonder if Shannon Moakler really needs the money because these things increase in value over time so like she should really hang on to it for as long as she can and I don't know if she's doing it like for the money in the press like I don't know I really have no clue what Shanna Moakler's

like finances are like I just know like in the grand scheme of Shanna Moakler, Kourtney Kardashian, Travis Barker, Sharna Burgess, Brian Austin Green, Megan Fox, and Megyn Kelly. Like Shanna Moakler came out on bottom. Like everyone ended up like bigger and better and happier except for her. Like every time I read a report about her, it's like some turnt Instagram live with her and her boyfriend. Like I just feel like everyone came out of it on top of that whole like love hexagon except for her. Do you think it's intentional that she sold the ring like the same week as the wedding? To like get buzz.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She said, I'm sure people would assume that it's related to the wedding, but I simply wanted to find a proper seller and Worthy.com is the most professional. Oh, it's an ad. Oh, wait. And I know we'll give this piece the attention it deserves. Oh, she's making bank on not only the ring, but the promotion. So head to worthy.com slash toast.

Also, she said she was hoping it sold for $120K, because she said it was worth $160K. Now, that seems really, really high. So that means he bought it for $160K? That's what she said. I believe that. That sounds fair for four carats from Cartier. We should do some investigative work.

Let's go to Cartier. Let's go to Cartier. Get ourselves some four carat rings. Speaking of rings, you like my Tiffany sweatshirt? I do. It's really cool. Isn't it so cool? Yeah, you look great today.

You're like a cool mom. Oh my God, that's so nice of you. Not a regular mom. You look great too. Thank you. We are great looking girls. Moguls. Moguls.

By the way, yesterday when you were saying you're giving the assistant energy, I thought you meant Ava. No. Because she's like the assistant. Kayla. Yes. Yes. Now you see the energy I was channeling.

And I'm here for it. I had to read that. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Some news that I found to be quite upsetting. Yeah. Queen Elizabeth's flight has been forced to abort landing due to lightning storm she's unacceptable queen like seriously she's a fucking queen and she's 96 my god people are just like playing with her life like it's jello the queen's plane was forced to abort landing in london on

tuesday according to reports her majesty was traveling from balmoral in scotland to windsor castle ahead of the long-awaited Platinum Jubilee celebrations. According to The Sun, the Royal's 13-seat plane landing at RAF North Ault Air Force Base was caught up in Tuesday's heavy storm, forcing the pilot to abort the landing. Buckingham Palace conferred to the outlet the flight's delay. Quote, the Queen's flight was delayed to a lightning storm. All the correct procedures were followed and there were no safety concerns. Oh, please.

The queen should never have been in the plane when the weather, like, literally, the technology we have access to, the radars, the technology we have access to, the technology that they have access to, you know, they have better shit than us. Like, figure it out. Stop putting the queen in harm's way.

It's like they don't even care. Anticipation of her big jubilee. It's disgusting. It's disgusting anticipation of her big jubilee disgusting wait when is the jubilee and where's she going she was going back to windsor to get ready for the jubilee you know get her nails done right hair did get your nails done oh that's funny um and it's any day now what do you think queenie does to get ready for the platinum jubilee oh i feel like these days i feel like these days she's really low maintenance maybe back in the day she had a scrub manicure pedicure for sure yeah a

coif a blowout you know yeah but i feel like she just probably sits in front of the tv do you think she gets a facial no i don't you think she's really just i think she's the type especially because she's like from a different era where it's like that you embrace aging no and it's like what is this you put it on you take it off hogwash. You embrace aging. No, and it's like, what is this? You put it on, you take it off, hogwash. Right, right, right. She's into the real deal. She probably uses Pond's cold cream. Oh, totally.

Lathers it on. Like rollers. Yeah. That's so true. I love her. Wait, I have so many questions. Do you think the queen bathes or showers? Bathes.

Me too. Didn't she have someone in there with her? Perhaps. Probably, her? Perhaps. Probably, right? Yeah. She's getting out of a bath, even as like a somewhat able-bodied 27-year-old. Like, I have almost snapped my neck like pretty much every time I get out of a tub. Yeah, not only like is she a woman of a certain age, but she's also the queen.

Like, if she's not getting bathed, who is? Right, right, right. That's so interesting. What do you think she like wears to sleep? A nightie. Like a muumuu? A dress to the floor. Right? Yeah. That yeah that sounds so uncomfortable no it sounds kind of nice i like having a piece of fabric between my thighs like i feel that like to keep you know the skin separated yeah

separation what do you think the queen um what kind of bra do you think she wears she definitely goes to orchard street yeah like old granny bras that we wear yeah what kind of deodorant you think she uses uh dove she's classic but is that like big in Britain oh the British Dove the British equivalent of Dove yeah love that for her does she wear makeup yeah she wears a nice red lip she's a makeup artist you think or she does it herself oh you know like her lady in waiting does it I think she has both but the royals like do like to do their own makeup you know yeah he did her own for her wedding day, but Kate definitely doesn't do her own hair. No, but she also has great hair.

Yeah. I think Meghan did her own makeup for her wedding day, too, because it's like a sense of normalcy. They don't want to be in glam all day. Could never be me. They don't want to be in glam all day like the Kardashians. They don't know what they're missing out on. No, they really don't.

Nothing makes you feel better than hair and makeup. This is a beat face. Oh, she does wear a lot of makeup, yeah. Yeah. Gorgeous. Gorgeous girl. We have to have Makeup by Mario do her makeup. I would love to see that. That's like one of those Facebook videos that goes viral where they doing my great grandmother's makeup like Kim Kardashian. She really looks like her. So funny. Okay well those are the past five and I enjoyed them. I enjoyed them as well. We should switch it up some more. We've also got Dear Toasters, which is our weekly advice segment

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Ready. Dear Claudia and Jackie, Jackie, so happy to have you back for maternity leave. I hope Harry is happy and healthy and ready to share his mama with us. That is so nice. So sweet. Thank you. So here's my situation. My boyfriend's best friend, John, was engaged to this girl none of our friend group liked.

They had a tumultuous relationship and often broke up and got back together. Last summer, she moved states away and then dumped him, and this has been their longest time apart while she is building a new life in California. My boyfriend and I don't live in John's city anymore but we visit about twice a year. When we visit John hosts all of our friends for game nights. My boyfriend and I always go early to clean up because I believe it is the only time John's apartment ever gets cleaned. Even when John's ex lived there it was dirty but the last few times it was truly a pig's die. When we visited last month I noticed that his ex's stuff was still all over the place. Let me remind you they broke up last summer. Her used makeup bottles are still on the bathroom counter

her dirty shoes are by the door trash from her hair dye is laying out she sounds disgusting we actually found out that john sleeps on the couch because their bedroom is even more full of her junk i fear that he is just pining for her to come back so i'm going to make back to visit later this summer and i'm wondering if i should do something about this we want to gather our friends there but it's honestly awkward. I want to just take a trash bag and throw out her stuff or even pack it up and take it to her parents who live nearby. Let me remind you we all hated this girl. She was not fun at our parties and he knows that. I feel bad for him but he's clearly living a sad life and I feel like he just needs to push

a push to wake up and move on. What do you suggest? Okay a few things. One just make sure that they're not like still seeing each other. That's what I was gonna say. That's why he has all her stuff around but assuming that they're not I think sometimes like one of the nicest things that you can do for someone is refresh their space and it's something that like they can't probably see to do themselves or like you know it's really hard to like go through everything clean everything out it's also emotional you also don't realize like how bad it gets when you just like let shit pile up right so assuming So assuming they're not back together, like I would say to him, John,

like I want to just refresh your space for you. You don't have to do anything other than like, give me your permission and you go out with my boyfriend for the day and I'll, I'll handle it for you. Yes. But I do want to say like, just by reading this and again, I don't know the situation.

It sounds like there's like a really high chance the girlfriend's still around. Yeah. Like, like a high probability that they're maybe not back together, but definitely still like hanging out. Yeah. Like hair dye. Before you do that, I would just like triple check.

Right. That's what I said. Triple check that, you know, she's not popping in and using these things. But even if she is, like put your shit away, girl. Because it sounds like you might have misread the situation. Yeah. Like to be completely honest. I thought that's where the story was going. If he's really just like living in the past with like

boxes of hair dye then you have to help he needs your help yeah and I don't think he's gonna walk in and be like oh no where's my trash no he won't and if you like make it really cool and nice looking people really that can really change someone's mental space a hundred percent but again triple check all right next up hey hey claude and jack long-time listener first time caller i love my fiance to death he's the most kind caring man i've ever met and i can't wait to spend the rest of my life with him but he has some bad habits that i've been having trouble accepting he's a good job but sometimes he'll sleep till 10 a.m on a weekday he doesn't care about how he dresses and he gets annoyed when i try to help him buy

nice clothes and he drinks a little too much beer. Do I just have to accept these things or is there a chance for change? Am I making a big deal out of nothing or is this just classic guy stuff?

What do I do? Can you repeat the annoying behavior? Sorry. On weekdays, he has a good job but on weekdays he'll sleep till 10 a.m.

He doesn't care about how he dresses and he gets annoyed when she tries to help him buy nice clothes and he drinks a little too much. Okay.

And this is her fiance. He has a job but he sleeps till 10 on weekdays maybe he works from home in the day the work day starts at 10 so he's just like from bed to computer I do think sometimes like these things work themselves out with age and just like a new stage in your life and you know say eventually he goes back to the office or you guys have kids like he will have to drink less and unless you think like it's actually a problem some of the things about the clothes doesn't really bother me me neither like and that's that i think you can chalk up to guy stuff 10 a.m isn't that late yeah i know i'm like i don't know

10 he gets disgusting every day like that's great if you said if you said two yeah no even if you said like 12 but like tennis i said noon 10 said noon. Oh, I thought you said two. I said noon or two. I'm sorry. 10 is like... Still very much the morning. Yeah, that's... Okay, it's a little late.

It's not... He's not up in Adam. Right. But it's not that bad. You know, that I think you're being like a little harsh. The beer is definitely like just something you should watch. Yeah. You know?

Why don't you guys do one of those like 30 day cleanses together? Well, it sounds like he won't even let her buy nice clothes like he's definitely not gonna do a cleanse with her they're very different things try it yeah i wouldn't worry about the clothes i wouldn't the clothes don't bother me and i don't think that's a an important thing but it's always good to do a cleanse 30 days no drinking see how you guys feel people love it i did sober january once and look at me now. Sober. Look at me now.

Sober 2022. Sober 2022. Sober yearly. Except for spritz. So yeah, I feel like you're, you're probably fine. Yeah. Don't worry. And don't be so harsh.

Like 10 a.m. is still early for some of us. All right. Third and final one. Hey, Claudia and Jackie. You guys are my favorite part of the day. I'm an OG toaster, and I just know you are the ones to go to about advice on this issue. I am due with my third baby in November. It's a girl, and I have a few names picked out that I like,

but there's one name that I like more than the others. That name is Fiona. Before we found out my second was a boy, I tossed this name around, and my husband ended up falling in love with it. I had mentioned it to family and friends who have asked, rookie mistake, and now I am having a girl. I'm bringing it back up. The problem is falling in love with it. I had mentioned it to family and friends who have asked, rookie mistake, and now I am having a girl, I'm bringing it back up. The problem is, I think everyone hates it.

Whenever I say the name, their face changes a little, or they actually say they don't like it. They also almost always mention Shrek. So now, whenever my husband... She is a literal queen. Literally. Body positive queen. So now, whenever my husband mentions it, I pretend I'm unsure about it,

because everyone has made me so insecure I need opinions and validation from girls with taste princess Fiona is a cultural icon and the name is actually or and is the name actually pretty or should we go with something more common for reference my other kids names are Charlotte and Benjamin we call him Benny love you please help so I want to say that um I have no problem with the name Fiona but it doesn't match Charlotte and Benjamin okay I I like the name Fiona I never would have thought of it but I really I like it a lot so I think you should feel good about that I'm sorry no I feel like I need to be honest I really don't like the name you don't know because of Shrek no just you don't like like the maybe it's because it reminds me of um Emmy Rossum's in Shameless, who was literally the worst character on the planet.

I don't know. I just don't like the name. I like it. And it's an interesting name. So I understand why it's a little polarizing. But what I'll say is that if you love it, it literally doesn't matter if other people like it or not. Because your act, and I know this sounds cliche,

but you're the one who has to live with it. And if it brings you joy and your baby just feels like your act, and I know this is like, sounds cliche, but like you're the one who has to live with it. And if it like brings you joy and like your baby just feels like a Fiona and like it only, it literally only matters what you think. It does not matter what anyone else thinks. Your opinion is superior and it's the only one that matters. But, um,

cause they're not with you every single day. And eventually if the baby's Fiona, like they'll come around to it. So don't worry about that. Yeah. It's completely up to you. And if you're asking me i like the name i would not do you think it matches charlotte and benjamin no because those

are extremely traditional and fiona's a little bit off the beaten path but charlotte benjamin and the engine charlotte benny and fiona it's cute no it's not working for me okay why don't you offer some suggestions okay charlotte benjamin and cla and Claudia. Charlotte, Benjamin, and Theodora. Charlotte, Benjamin, and Stryce. That's beautiful. No, let me see. Like, Claudia. I'm sorry, not Claudia.

Charlotte. Like, the way they're just both written out, they're like long, stately names. You know what? I actually, I have the right name for you. It matches. Madeline. Sophia.

No. It's like Fiona. She likes that F. Oh. And it matches with Charlotte. It's like fiona she likes that f oh and it matches with charlotte it's like a royal name i like madeline sophia with an f i like madeline i like madeline just seeing them written out like they're long stately names yeah charlotte benjamin and madeline think about it take a second i like those names but i also like fiona and it only matters what you like yeah you know what this is like one of those moments in your life where like it's nice to get other people's opinions but yours is the one that matters by the way you liked it for your last kid and you still like it now holds up that's true

it's a test of time it ages well that's true best of luck to you seriously it's the hardest thing in the world they don't tell you yeah it is the hardest thing in the world to name a human being can we talk about how we still don't know kylie's baby's name I have to tell you I like love this so much from her that she's taking her time with it I believe she does have a name yeah I love that she's not telling us and normalize having a hard time naming a human no and normalize changing your mind yes like literally it's such a big decision the fact that you have to sign that birth certificate and then bounce and like live with that decision for the rest of your life.

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