The Toast - S5 Ep72: Queenchella: Monday, June 6th, 2022

Episode Date: June 6, 2022

1. All the Best Moments From Queen Elizabeth's Platinum Jubilee Extravaganza (Page Six) (9:50)  2. Michael B. Jordan, Lori Harvey Break Up After Over 1 Year (People) (24:43)  3. Rascal Flatts Guitarist Joe Don Rooney Guilty to DUI (33:03)  4. Angelina Pivarnick, Blake Horstmann, More to Compete on 'All Store Shore' (Page Six) (37:50)  5. Disney Apologizes to Couple Whose Marriage Proposal Was Thwarted by Employee (42:37)  - Unburden Yourselves ([e-mail]) (48:05)  The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Monday. Hope everyone had an amazing and fulfilling weekend. I hope you had such a fulfilling weekend that you're so fulfilled that your cup fulfilleth over. You're oozing out with fulfillment. That's all I hope for you. 100%. My wish for you. My wish for you. Is that this life would be all that's fulfilling for you. All that you wanted. All that you wanted. All that you wanted. How was your weekend?

It was great. I spent so much time with my gorgeous, stunning nephew, Haroldson. Two days in a row, back to back. It was extremely fulfilling. Your cup fulfilleth over. My cup fulfilleth over, 100%. And I went out on Friday night. I've been reading a lot. It was a great weekend.

I'm so happy for you. Yeah. You're so refreshed, rejuvenated. Right. I'm literally Ramona Singer season four renewed. You are renewed. We love to see that here at the Toast. I had an equally fulfilling weekend. I got to spend a lot of time with my dear sister who I love so dearly. Marga. I actually did see her which was quite a treat to be counseled by the counselor. Was it fulfilling? The whole weekend was fulfilling. It was very family. I saw some friends.

We just had a really nice time. That's all you can hope for. A gorgeous June weekend. Let's stop bragging. Let's stop bragging. About our great weekend. A gorgeous, fulfilling June weekend that is leading us into a gorgeous June week full of five episodes of The Morning Toast.

We're going to be here recapping TV, pop culture, talking about ourselves. Today we've got a great day. It's Monday, so we've got a full weekend of stories. And we have just like a full slate. We've got Unburden Yourselves. Yes, which is our new Monday segment. For those who are new here, you can write in unburdenyourselves at gmail.com. Tell us something embarrassing you did over the weekend,

and we'll help you unburden that burden. Yes. We'll help you un that burden. And we watched the Platinum Jubilee this weekend. We did. Which was so exciting and incredible. I'm so excited to recap it. I'm sure it was really fulfilling for the queen.

It was fulfilling for the country. Right. Dare I say the world. Yeah, because I'm not even British. No, nor are we part of the Commonwealth. No. And I was deeply fulfilled and moved by what I saw. I was moved.

A hundred percent. We obviously have stories about it. I was here and then I was there because I was deeply fulfilled and moved by what I saw. A hundred percent. We obviously have stories about it. I was here and then I was there because I was so moved. You know, I was initially like right here. And then I was right there because the queen moved me. Yeah. I love that. Even though she wasn't there.

No, even though she wasn't at the Jubilee. Also, I watched the first episode of Real Hot Tides of Dubai. So I will recap that. Lots of thoughts. I like can't, I can't find, I'm searching literally high and low for the energy to turn it on. And there's something inside me. Like I am so unmotivated. TLDR, TLDW, too long, did not watch.

Let me break it down for you, which is that you don't need to watch just yet. Right. My thinking, like the episode was enjoyable was enjoyable it was giving like such season one of a new franchise where everyone's trying so hard and they're like I'm the baddest bitch in this town I can say that in four languages and it's like they're trying so hard and it's try hard I think I'll do what I did with the Real Housewives of Miami and watch it like in the middle of the season that's what I'm gonna do too because I couldn't care enough to watch this every single week. And I think also they're coming into their dynamic.

You know, some people don't know each other. It takes time. It takes time. So I will get a lot of episodes together and then watch when I have time. I can't care enough to watch every single week, but it has promise. Okay, good.

I mean, it has money, which is really like all they need. Yeah, but it's like, there's so much money that it's like not even a factor. So it's like everybody has to bring something else, something more. That's interesting. And everybody is really interesting. So you have to bring even more than that. Yeah. And it was just giving a little try hard and like cringy season one vibes. Yeah, no, but that's expected with the season one of a housewife. I did like what they did on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, where I believe they were filming for like months before they actually started quote unquote airing. Like there was so much footage before season one, episode one of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City where I believe they were filming for like months before they actually started quote-unquote airing like there was so much footage before season one episode one of

the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City so it was nice we like caught them in the middle you know yeah so they have to get into a groove and I will catch up with them when they do but I can't like have the bandwidth especially because it's like the same night as Beverly Hills and the same night as Kardashians it's too much I can't be watching week to week so that's my those are my thoughts but I'm I'm glad that it's here. Me too. Okay. I'm totally on the same page.

Cool. Other than that, I've read a couple of erotic novels this weekend that were extremely good. Would you like to recommend any to our dear toasters? Yeah. Not dear toasters. Let me, you know, all these erotic novels like start to look the same, you know, because it's literally the same template. No, it's like One Night on the Beach.

Yeah. She and him went there okay so right now I'm reading Chasing Love by Kat T Mason which was a TikTok recommendation it's like oh it's actually really good so much so that I had a dream about it I haven't read this one yet but it came from Rach Parcell uh Crossing the Line with Lucy Score by Lucy Score that maybe I didn't show a movie um I also read Not Erotic at all. Start Without Me, Gary Gennetti's second book. Not Erotic.

Really good. I love short books. Like Gary is the king of that. And for that, I have the utmost respect. And then I read another, wow, I read a lot of Lucy Score. Pretend You're Mine. You can skip it.

Like it was fine. But the one that I initially read from Lucy Score that started me on this journey was the one Snatchler recommended. That's pretty much like, you know, pronoun, pronoun, noun, noun, you know, things we never got over. You can't start a title with things. No, it's so vague.

Things is such a blah word. Yeah. And I really feel like the percentage of like the chance that I'll remember what a book is about like a couple months from now is I know you're not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but it's really based on its title. You can judge it by its title yeah like so many of the books I've read are very similar because I have like two three genres celebrity memoirs which it's easy to differentiate like whose book is whose erotic novels and like thrillers and a lot

of the thrillers and erotic novels like months later become the same book like I don't know also the book it happened one summer which is everyone's favorite erotic novel the title was this over the summer no great question and that book really stood out despite its cringy title like the title makes no sense it should have been it should have been what the next book was called dad like sent her away for the summer okay but it should have been what the next book was called which nobody read because nobody cared about the sister yeah which was called hook line and sinker because they were like fishermen yeah that's a good call and that was really good if you haven't read that book like what are you doing it happened one summer so if I can get Tessa Bailey um how many books have you read this year so far not a lot like

how many check your good reads like 11 and I read four of them this week but that's pretty good I guess I just really haven't been on vacation lies Lies. Liza. But that's where I like do most of my reading and I just get into like a thing. It's so me like I will read a thousand books in a day and then not read for six months. That's you. Yeah I'm all or nothing girly. Just something cute about you. Just a little fun fact about me. Yeah my reading my goal for this year was 30 books because I figured I'd be busy this year with the new Bebe and all and I'm on track. I've read 14 so far. I just checked.

And I'm in the middle of one. But I just can't muster up the fucks to give. So maybe I need to start something else. But then all that time I spent reading that book, I've got to finish it. Yeah, you have to finish it just to get the one. Yeah, exactly. So yeah, we're also bookworms. And we've got a great show.

I think we should just dive in. I think we should because there's so much to discuss. So without further ado-do-do-do, Bryce and Stryce, we miss you. Here are the past five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. Oh my god. Are you okay? No. Oh my god. It's my RDH flaring up. Oh, I would be remiss. I would be devastated. Oh, I might even be heartbroken if I didn't tell you that today's episode is brought to you by Starbucks Baya Energy Drink. That feels good to let out.

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which we talked about before it was supposed to happen. We said who was going to be performing, that it was going to be projected onto Buckingham Palace. And I was like, I was underwhelmed. I couldn't imagine it. It was incredible. It's sensational. Actually, we watched the whole live stream.

I do have some thoughts, negative thoughts, but let's start with the positive thoughts. First, I just want to say the whole weekend was really a joy to watch. The family was out and about. Obviously, the queen skipped some things that were rather torturous and she was 96 because she's 96 and she wasn't present for Queen Chela because it's like an all day concert and I'm sorry she doesn't know who some of these people are but she was probably in her bedroom listening clapping along saying jolly good show. Jolly good show and it was definitely Queen Chela. It was Queen Chelalla that's an amazing call okay so let's start from the top I think the sketch that like took everyone by storm was the Queen and Paddington

oh my god that's how it kicked off they're having tea and Paddington offers her a marmalade sandwich from his hat and then she shows that she has a marmalade sandwich in her bag because like that's what she's always carrying around and her acting chops were excellent what can she do that's a really I agree I was like very shook by her um professionalism yeah she was so she was also in that bond sketch for the Olympics a few years ago yeah so this isn't her first rodeo no not at all and then it kicked off with Queen performing We Will Rock You and just the cutest moment was when they were with their spoons and their teacups the Paddington Queen moment was so sweet. I couldn't think of like a better, you know, like iconic British thing than Paddington.

It never would have crossed my mind for that to be the opener. I would have thought like Adele, like something. It was so sweet. It was so precious. And when he was like, thank you, ma'am. And she was like, that was very sweet. When he said thank you and we're like, oh, and then he goes for everything. Oh my oh my god it was too much you don't have a tear in your eye are you alive it was too much and you know the whole vibe of the the jubilee was obviously like thank the queen for

all of her work but it did feel like this like send off for her like kind of this assumption that we wouldn't have another jubilee obviously because she's 96 so there was this like finality to it that made the whole thing kind of like sad yeah it was bittersweet and it felt like the end of an era but I the party that they put on there was nothing sad about it like no everything was done to the nines I don't know who was the director of this party at the palace but they should be doing the Olympics the Super Bowl the Oscars they should be doing the olympics the super bowl the oscars they should be given like every job it was phenomenal the production value was insane like there were so many moments when i had such chills besides for the insane graphics being projected onto buckingham palace which was just gorgeous and so well done they had these drones in the air

with different symbols they were making teacups and her dogs and her initials. Her purse. Her purse. It was so iconic and so professional. Like it was honestly unlike anything I'd ever seen. No, totally. And just to take in the magnitude of like a lot of these performance performers. And I love that they had smaller artists all the way up to bigger artists and they were missing some big artists, which we'll talk about. Yeah. But to see them performing like in front of the palace with all these, like, Union Jack flags around them, like, I'm not even British, and I was feeling British pride. Yeah, no, it was giving patriotism. Like, it was so, it was so, it was really beautiful.

And to perform for the Queen, even though she's in her bed behind you, must be the honor of a lifetime. We watched Mimi, we watched the whole thing, but Mimi's performance was so good, and then she posted on Instagram, like, this was the best day of her life to perform for the Queen. And I imagine, like, as a young British artist, does it get any bigger than that? I really don't think so. No, it doesn't.

And I agree. I like that it was, like, really Queenchella in the sense that there were smaller artists and bigger artists. Smaller artists during the day. During the day. And then the bigger artists at night. And I want to go through all the performers, but I will say there was like kind of like a like a glaring um absence absence from a lot of huge like for me the fact that I think the most famous person who performed was Elton John and he was literally not even on stage he was like inside Buckingham Palace and they projected it for this

on the screens like that was odd to me and I really felt like there was star quality missing like and the more I thought about it I I'm like, where is Adele? Where is Harry Styles? Where's Little Mix? Where's Little Mix? Where's the Spice Girls reunion? Yeah. Like, I felt like there was star power missing.

And that's not to discredit the people who were there, because they really were incredible and they put on an amazing show. But I just feel like from a, you know, if I was the director, I would have, like, gotten. And I can't imagine that Adele wasn't asked. Right. She's literally, literally like the face of right okay so she said no right I have to be honest and I think for Harry Styles you could maybe say he's on tour it didn't work out or like or like he's kind of like young and edgy like I

don't know I could have I could see a world in which Harry Styles was not asked but I do not see a situation in which Adele was not asked and I guess Little Mix wasn't asked and I know they would get back together for this a hundred percent and like where was the Spice Girls reunion they did a uh one of the artists diversity did a act yeah they're like this like um spoken word dance they were amazing they were amazing the act was 70 years of British music and basically highlighted everyone who either didn't show up or has already passed away. Right. So it was like the Beatles. It was.

One Direction. Bee Gees, One Direction, Spice Girls. And it just was like, where are these people? Niall Horan should have been there. Yeah. Doing a solo act. One Direction should have gotten back together for it. Like, it's the queen. I completely agree. Pay some respect.

I completely agree. But it also gave us a chance to highlight some smaller British artists who you might not have known or you knew and you're like, oh my God, it's so good to see this person. A hundred percent. And I have to say, like, I was most impressed with Adam Lambert. First of all, Queen opened the show, which is like, it went from Paddington to Queen to Queen. And obviously Freddie Mercury is not alive.

And Adam Lambert has become like the official sub in for Freddie Mercury. And he was incredible. Like, first of all, this is probably the biggest thing that's ever happened to him in his career. Like he's had such a unique career, like didn't even win American Idol, had a part on Glee, released amazing bangers that nobody cared about. And now he's like the unofficial official lead singer of Queen. He was amazing. Like his vocals are so supreme. He was having so much fun. His outfit, his makeup. It was amazing. Like I think he was incredible and I think he deserves a lot of credit. Yeah no and it was a great way to open the show and I loved loved that and it got the crowd going. Yeah. Then there were a bunch of other artists I don't know the exact order but there was Jax Jones who's a producer who sang with Mabel there was Mimi Webb who we love she sang

House on Fire so good there was Sam Ryder Sam Ryder who I follow on TikTok and to have watched his journey is incredible like went from singing on TikTok releasing his own music has become the official uh UK submission for Eurovision, and now was performing for the Queen in the cutest Union Jack jumpsuit I ever did see. I love watching people on TikTok thrive. George Ezra, who was one of Snitch's people. Handsome, handsome. Duran Duran, Rod Stewart sang Sweet Caroline, Prince George stole the show.

That's like the moment that's going viral, like him singing along. And when we were watching it we're like oh that's a song that just everybody can get behind. Bum bum bum. And when you saw George and William singing it together it was so cute. So so cute. It was really like an amazing night. A really like honor and a tribute to the Queen. And I enjoyed it immensely. Yeah yeah Diana Ross was also there iconic yeah Alicia Keys was there she sang Empire State of Mind which confused people but I'm just never gonna be confused by people who want to perform by their best songs for the queen their best songs even though she should have sang um Girl on Fire by the way I was thinking she was gonna sing Girl on Fire

some people live for the fortune like that's her like most popular song yeah i thought that was weird yeah empire state of mind the more i think about it like they're in front of buckingham palace yeah it's like a song about literally like new york and america like right right it's weird it might still sting for i thought for sure she was gonna sing girl on fire because the queen is literally a girl and she should have changed it to queen on fire this queen is on fire they should have really consulted us for this musically yeah i had ideas like up the wazoo but honestly they did a great job they really didn't need our help yeah my only like negative thought or feedback was like the lineup no it's just but i don't think those people did bad I loved the

lineup but where was the rest of it where was the star where was the second half where was evening headlinings Harry Styles at Coachella he could do Coachella but he can't do Queenchella I know and Adele like for real Adele it's like she actually like needs to put out a statement that's how obvious yeah like her absence was so glaring yeah I think I imagine the British people feel the same it was weird I googled it and there was obviously like this whole article in the telegraph like where was it oh yeah those Brits nothing gets past those Brits no but it was really great and you should watch highlights on YouTube if you haven't oh also the Andrew Lloyd Webber uh Lion King mashup yeah Yeah. So good.

Lin-Manuel Miranda like had to show up and ruin it, but it was really good. Yeah, he did have to do that. I was surprised James Corden wasn't there, honestly. Shocking. Also, did you see the videos of George and Charlotte? They were with the orchestra who was playing We Don't Talk About Bruno. And they were doing fake conducting. They're having the best time. That is so cute. Well you know I feel like this entire weekend I really got to know

the kids a little bit better. Yes. And here's what I've gleaned. The oldest one like he's ready. Like he's George. George. He is so well behaved. He looks just like his dad did when he was that age. He knows the the burden the chip on his shoulder and he is fully embraced it. He was so well behavedbehaved. I feel like the monarchy is in great hands with him, honestly, even though he's four years old. She ready. The middle girl, Charlotte, is so unbelievably stunning. So also extremely well-behaved.

Gorgeous hair. She's going to be like, you know, like I think like what Diana was. Like how people are just going to like fall in love with her yeah like an icon fashion girly here there for sure that little one is a little troublemaker he's a little uh he's a little a little rascal yeah and he's gonna be uh he's gonna be a troublemaker he's gonna be the harry the party boy now again he is still a child like he could grow up to be like george but we'll say no he likes to get into trouble. And I think I said this last week and I know that this is like exactly how genetics work.

But both all the kids look just like their parents. Like exactly half and half. Yeah, they do. Charlotte looks so much like Kate. And they also look like happy kids. Yeah. Because they're well behaved, but they're enjoying themselves. Right.

And they're not self-aware enough to like put on a face. Like if they're miserable and start. They're kids. If they're Ms., you'll know they're like Ms. Right,'re not self-aware enough to like put on a face like if they're miserable and start their kids like them is you'll know they're lame right right and you're right they seem like really happy and it was a nice affair yeah it was really a great moment and then at the end of the weekend the queen emerged once again on the balcony in her green iconic and it was a great weekend for the royal family also we need to talk about whoever is doing the royal family's tiktok social media because the tiktok and reels videos were so premium so informative like not stuffy they were also but like not like try hard queen doing the renegade so you have to toe a line when you're like a brand on social media especially a brand representing kensington

palace right you have to be on trend you have to be in the know, but you can't be cringy and you can't be try hard. So there's a real like you have to walk a line. And I agree. I was really impressed with the content coming out of Kensington Palace. I learned so much that chariot, the gold chariot she was rolling down. And also they projected her coronation. Everything was just tops. Technologically advanced, really tugged at the heartstrings

and all in all it was a really gorgeous affair and a gorgeous tribute to a woman who was given the country that I don't even live in so much so much like she is a history book oh and another thing they did great was like gathering videos from celebrities around the world obviously they had Paul McCartney they had Michelle Obama they. They had all these big names. Judi Dench. Judi Dench just wishing her well and it was really sweet to know how many people she's touched. Still Noah Dell. Still Noah Dell. Not even a video. Right if she couldn't make it she could at least put a video in. Well I think maybe her line of thinking was like if I make a video it'll be so much more obvious that I'm not here. No it just feels like she's boycotting the platinum jubilee like she doesn't want the queen to have served 70 years that's what it

feels like you know what it's giving it's giving disrespect honestly like anarchist i don't know what's going on but like i need a full reasoning as to why adele didn't play like i will not rest until i get down to the to the wire on this yeah maybe she's like not a royalist maybe she's an anarchist that's what I'm saying. Oh my God. That's true. I guess we just assume she supported the crown, but like maybe she doesn't.

Maybe she doesn't. But I feel like British people like love the, like, I don't think, is that like a thing? That is, it is a thing. Oh. But. I'm not caught up on my British politics, but maybe, maybe she does whatever the political part, maybe she's like with the protesters.

Yeah. It was an active protest that would be wild that would be wild i don't think so though because regardless like she's the queen yeah she's given her whole life yeah to the country no and i imagine like when you grow up in the uk like the queen is so much a part of like your like the zeitgeist there like you can't forget about the queen you know no and it will never not be an honor to be asked hundred of course oh somebody performed comedy I love they threw a stand-up comedian in there yeah it was really really great

you guys I mean I was surprised I haven't been so everything is always less than what you expected to be and this is so much more agreed and they undersold it in the marketing oh big time big time huge and I've been listening to so many songs like from the lineup like Queen Cella that like I totally forgot about or didn't know Queen Cella she's an influencer they need to make a Queen Cella playlist on Spotify yeah from Kensington Palace that's what I'm saying like there was nothing it like there was no ancillary marketing or anything. Sponsors. They just, like, got together and put on this sickening concert, and, like, no one else is promoting it.

And it was beautiful, like, right outside the palace, those trees, that long street, I don't know what it's called, that, like, brings you into Kensington Palace. It was Buckingham Palace. It was beautiful. It was beautiful. Andrea Bocelli performed. Breathtaking.

And then the girl who performed What a Wonderful World with the greenery on the signet. Yeah, beautiful. The Royal Ballet. There were some campers up there dressed as bees. It's stunning. It was gorgeous. It was gorgeous. Okay, so check it out if you haven't because chef's kiss.

Yeah. And Queen, thank you, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. It's What Goes Up Must must come down I have some bad news oh no Michael B Jordan and Lori Harvey have broken up after one year together they are both completely heartbroken and if that's the case why not get back together this was shocking

unbreak your heart say you love me again like it's so. If you're both heartbroken, get back together. No, no. So simple. This is so upsetting. And I saw a statement, I don't know if it was legit, like, from a source basically saying, like, he was ready for, like, full settle down, and she's not. Yeah. The source says, one, Michael and Lori are both completely heartbroken. They still love each other. Couldn't be true if they're breaking up.

Yeah, get back together. That's a simple solution. Are you a solution-oriented person? they're breaking up yeah get back together that's a simple solution are you a solution oriented person because if you are get back together the source also said michael matured a lot over the course of their relationship and was ready to commit for the long term he let down his guard with her opening up emotionally in a romantic relationship for the first time they had great times together and brought out the best in each other this can't be true otherwise they would still be together right no but then that makes sense as to what i'm saying like she's not ready for like full you want to know like I think this relationship like really skyrocketed her to like a crazy level

of fame and she wants to like enjoy it before she's like settling down yes but like really it doesn't get better than Michael B. Jordan I know you know nothing else out there trust me like it's just Michael. It's just him. Yeah. I'm really upset about this because they were like truly a power couple who gave us a lot. Like great paparazzi photos. They weren't shy about their relationship. Yeah. They weren't like please respect our privacy. No. No privacy. They were supporting each other on social media. Yeah. Giving us a lot. Giving us everything. This is very upsetting even though like the small glimmer of hope is like now we have two extremely eligible like good-looking young people in Hollywood like it'll

be fun to watch who they date next even though I don't think it's really ever gonna get better matched than the two of them yeah also he is 35 and she is 25 so that would oh you know he might be at that place where he's ready for more and she might be like just coming into her own oh you know what that's actually I didn't think about. I didn't realize there was an age difference. That's a really good call. But they should have thought about that before they took us on this ride. Totally.

But that does make sense. You know, she's like now extremely famous. She was like well-known and really rich before because of her dad. But now she's like fully her own celebrity. She has a skincare line. Have you been hearing about the drama? Yes.

She has a skincare line called Skin,n by lh and a lot of people are comparing it obviously to skin by kim which is really similar yeah but she hasn't said anything she hasn't said anything and i is she skn by lh like always or just skn skn by lh like that's what she trademarked oh i don't know the legality of it i just know a lot are comparing the two. Got it. Well if they both got trademarks which they did if they're both selling products then. Yeah I think Kim's trademark issue is with a different company. A facialist in Brooklyn like a skincare like a storefront. Oh yeah that's a different issue. Yeah yeah yeah. So I don't but Kim has a trademark but that other girl didn't. The trademark office said there's room for all of you. No the trademark office will rule in favor of whoever was using it in the market first,

not who got the trademark. No, but they're also registered under different services. So the trademark office already said this is fine. You don't think Kim went to market with something that wasn't trademarked? No. Yeah, no. I don't think she'll have a legal problem. I think she's just getting online backlash.

Right. But if the trademark office said it was not a trademark infringement, then everyone. The USPTO reigns supreme. Yeah. They need to issue a statement. Totally. Them and Adele and Michael and Lori for everything they're putting us through today. It's really disgusting.

But the way that I'm coping with it is with a bit of denial. Like, I think they'll get back together. And then by the time that they don't, like, she will be with someone who I already am shipping heart yeah just like Kim Kanye Pete you know what needs to happen ease into broken heart you know what really needs to happen like Steve needs to sit them both down he's extremely on the show yes he's very wise he's lived a long life he has a really he's been married for like a hundred years he can offer them both the wisdom and guidance that they so desperately need he will be the one to fix this mark my words fixable steve will guide them home their bones. Steve will try to fix them.

That's beautiful, Jackie. Thank you. That song's in my head from Snatchler Stories. The Snatchler. The Snatchler. I heard that the queen listens to the Snatchler. Oh, I didn't hear that. I heard she listens to the Morning Toast. And that's why she wouldn't go to the concert, because they didn't ask her to perform. That's what

I heard. No, I saw it on DuMont. I heard that the queen listens to the morning toast, and she was boycotting the Jubilee because they didn't have me perform my iconic hit song, Toast. Yeah, and that she was upset with Paddington for not taking a piece of toast out of his hat. Because she was like, I have my morning toast. What's marmalade? Jelly?

Jam. Yeah. Who lives in a kitchen? I was thinking marmalade, Lady Marmalade.. I was thinking marmalade. Lady marmalade. Of course. The queen is lady marmalade. By the way like we needed pink. We needed pink at that jubilee. Needed. Needed. There was Kelly Clarkson. Throw her in there. Oh we need to talk. I know we don't ever like to say anything negative about queen of the universe miss kelly clarkson but last week we were raving about how but in order for you guys to know that all of our enthusiasm is authentic it's also important to talk about when we're not enthused so last week we were so overwhelmed

excited talking about kelly clarkson's new album kelly oaky which as we discussed last week is a an ep of six cover songs she She records covers on her talk show, the Kelly Clarkson Show, and a lot of them get really popular, like her Billie Eilish cover. So she's decided to release like six or seven songs on an EP, all covers of old songs. And we were so excited until...

Until the set list dropped. Yeah, we got the track list, and it's not... It's not giving. Good. There's only six songs on it, which already is disappointing considering she's done over 500 covers.

Wow, we text so much because... The first is Happier Than Ever, which obviously we were thrilled about. Here's the track list. One, Blue Bayou. Two, Call Out My Name. Three, Happier Than Ever. Four, Queen of the Night. Five, Trampoline.

Six, Fake Plastic Trees. Like, dead ass. I've never heard of any of these songs. No, literally. I was disappointed. Queen of the Night sounds familiar. Let me just figure out. It does sound familiar.

Queen of the Night aria by Mozart. Oh, Whitney Houston. Oh, I don't know it, because I know a lot of Whitney Houston songs. I'm sure if I played it, we would know it, but I don't want... So we have been listening to the Happier Than Ever cover,'s really good I just wish we were gonna get some more contemporary music yeah and more period yeah you did 500 yeah down to six maybe like I've heard of two and if this flops you probably won't do it again and it might flop because of this these song choices yeah so then we're not gonna get other covers yeah I guess I'll just have to start tuning

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Thank you. Our next story, we're going to continue on this low and then we'll pick back up. Because Rascal Flat flats guitarist joe dunn rooney has pleaded guilty to a dui if life is a highway joe dunn rooney attempted and failed to ride it all night long after crashing into a tree at 4 a.m last september that's a good little opening line they got there yeah page six always with the zingers the rascal flats lead guitarist pled guilty to the dui charge that resulted from his inebriated joy ride, which culminated in the collision just outside of Nashville. The court sentenced him to two days of jail time,

for which he must report to begin serving on June 8th. Two, wait, what? Two days of jail for this. Oh, two days. He pled guilty. Okay. Disappointing. Beyond.

I, like, there, I have a lot of, like of hate in my heart for people who drive drunk. For me, it's like an unforgivable sin. I never got back on Sam Hunt train. I can't even look at him. Not that he's anywhere for me to look. So this is really hard because this is hitting deep. It wasn't hard for me to give up Sam Hunt. I wasn't really crazy about him before.

But Rascal Flatts is obviously a band that's extremely near and dear to my heart and I'm really upset I'm not even hurt I'm disappointed yeah there are so many celebrities who have DUIs I'm sure if I told you I'm like you have forgiven and love some of them still um do a list of celebrities with DUIs it's very like popular for some reason yeah remember on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when Bella Hadid got one at like 15 yeah Yeah. That was crazy. That was crazy. Okay. Robert Downey Jr.

You don't subscribe. It doesn't matter. Paris Hilton. Nicole Richie. Kevin Hart. Michael Phelps. Okay. But like here's the thing.

Wait. Before you keep going. Like not that I could ever understand drunk driving. But like if you're a person with a car and you're drunk and like you need to get somewhere. Like I get it. If you. No. I don't get it.

person with a car and you're drunk like you need to get somewhere like I get it if you no I don't get it but if you are a person with unlimited means to drivers helicopters planes uber it's just really it's unforgivable it's unthinkable yeah who else Justin Bieber what Amanda Bynes Signs, Tiger Woods, Nick Carter. Ooh, that hurts. What? Aaron Carter. I'm shocked. Natasha Lyonne, Samantha Ronson, Heather Locklear. Okay, there aren't that many of my favorites, you know? No, but like, and it's all their mugshots too. It's extremely common, for sure, in celebrity culture, which makes no sense because nobody has access

to more means of getting around than celebrities. Yeah. If you're a celebrity, if I was literally like an actual celebrity, I would literally never drive myself anywhere. I'd have like a full chauffeur and like a limousine. Me neither and which would be hard because I'm always driving myself. No, you don't even have a license so. Yeah, it would be a big change for me. You're not gonna get a DWI because you don't drink and you don't have a license. You're gonna get like arrested, you're gonna get pulled over for driving without a license. Driving too slow. Literally. Driving without a license, you're going to get arrested. You're going to get pulled over for driving without a license. Driving too slow.

Literally. Driving without a license. Yeah, exactly. So this is definitely really upsetting. I hope he thinks long and hard while he's in jail for two whole days. Well, he pled guilty and he's going to jail. And I'm assuming the person, like he didn't hurt anyone. No, he hurt a tree.

Right. Okay. The poor tree. But it's not a human being, which is, thank God nobody was hurt. Yeah. But that, I guess, always will like your sentence up a lot if there's other people involved it's very upsetting please don't drink and drive it's literally the dumbest thing you can do yeah when uber exists and lift and taxis and buses and trains and subways truckers again shrinking and driving behind us.

What is that noise? That's not truckers. There's been parades like all throughout the city. I think it's a parade. Bagpipes. Is it St. Patrick's? No. No.

It was just St. Patrick's Day and I got caught in the middle of the parade. Oh my God. Hell on earth was trying to cross the street during the St. Patrick's Day parade. I don't even want to talk about it. It was the day Sophia with an F was co-hosting with me. We were both like two hours late because literally the parade. Yeah. It was horrible. Damn. No disrespect to the St. Patrick's Day parade. I don't even want to talk about it. It was the day Sophia with an F was co-hosting with me. We were both like two hours late

because literally the parade. Yeah. It was horrible. Damn. No disrespect to the Irish. Just like, just parades in general. Parades. Disrespect to parades.

Yeah. For sure. On like the busiest street in New York City. Yeah, no, like why don't you have the parade like, like anywhere else? Like just anywhere else. There are so many things about New York like that where it's like, why would you parade in Central Park? Why would you come here for that? No, wait like that where it's like why would you parade in Central Park why would you come here for that no wait seriously why don't

they have the parade in Central Park Central Park I mean it's supposed to be like a beacon of peace in an otherwise chaotic city that's its intention but it's really not it is if you go into the park you kind of forget that you're in a city okay they should really have the parades in in the park like the bike path or the reservoir you know that would just like go against the founders of the park the principles yeah the principles of the park and then things would get out of control people drop things all the time at the parades and like yeah it would be disgusting yeah that's true it's just like this little piece a slice of heaven suburbia yeah yeah are you ready for our next story it is it's a lot and i really

look forward to your thoughts because i hadn't heard this yet there's a new show coming out called all-star shore where reality tv personalities from across the reality t universe will light it up on paramount plus so here's who's cast already to go to the Canary Islands where they will battle it out for a cash prize and global bragging rights. We have Jersey Shore's Angelina Pavarnik, Bachelor in Paradise alum Blake Hortsman, Love is Blind's Giannina Gibelli,

RuPaul's Drag Race's Vanessa Vanjie Mateo are among the... Vanjie! Vanjie! You want to know the craziest thing about Vanjie? Sure. She was the first one eliminated on her season. Like, she should have been completely irrelevant.

Like, there's so many queens. They call it pork chop when you get eliminated on the first week. But when she was exiting, she did the weirdest thing. She was, like, walking backwards, and she was like, her name is Vanjie. She was like, Vanjie. Vanjie. And she stood there for 10 minutes saying her own name and it

was so iconic. She got recast on RuPaul's Drag Race Review. She has like a full-blown career from that one moment. Good for her. Yeah talk about making the most of every opportunity. Yeah yeah. So what do you think about this? I mean I feel like MTV does this a lot where they do like different shows like X on the Beach with people from different reality TV franchises and I've never watched it I've never really heard like unreal things about it it just kind of sounds like a gathering of losers you know that's exactly what it is and these days there are so many reality TV shows there are so many seasons there are so many former stars looking for things to do yes and they're looking for shows so it makes sense but yeah how is it why not just go on x on the beach this is for paramount plus so it's like you know the

ultimate girls trip version oh i guess that's a good uh comparison even more content yeah um but yeah it's just giving wait blake and giannina are dating and so they're going together yeah i guess that's interesting television. Yeah. It's just like these are people I haven't like genuinely given a fuck about in years. Like don't get me wrong. When Giannina was on Love is Wine season one, like I was obsessed. Followed her on Instagram.

But I absolutely unfollowed her. And like I'm just not interested anymore. Like I really have a short shelf. Because there's so many new reality shows coming and new reality stars, I have to cycle out old ones. And so the people who end up on these shows are people I haven't even given a thought about in years. Yeah. But you know what?

It's, it's pretty smart. It's like all these people like still have a lot of Instagram followers that are just like sitting dormant. The executives are let's like, let's activate. Yeah. And then we get things like this.

I will say like to my core, I find Angelina from Jersey shore. Like for some reason it's like, I never really over the fact and I think I've I've said this before you said it on Clubhouse to Vinny yeah to Vinny like I feel like I was such a Jersey Shore diehard fan I've rewatched it a thousand times and if you watch the show like you know that those kids gave their all they became stars and not for nothing like they were giving us the most. And Angelina was on two seasons and both times she left.

Like, so she really wasn't a part of making the show, the phenomena, the cultural phenomenon that it was. And so for her to be asked back for their new show and just like get all the accolades and all the perks that all the others got without having to like bleed out for the show, like Sammy Sweetheart, literally like going through the most manipulative relationship of her life, all on camera. Like they all gave so much.

And I just feel like whenever I see Angelina, it like kind of bothers me that like she gets those opportunities. Forgave her and let her back into the fold. But one, she missed out on all those years of success and those were the big years. So she didn't get that. Two, you know,

she, they invited her back to this show now and it's not what the old show was in terms of fanfare so it's not like she's getting everything yeah and I imagine she's getting paid far less than the other people yeah I don't know so like just her yeah no I would say she's a nice person I would still hold a grudge conceptually she just like that that irks me I would still hold a grudge for sureually she just like that that irks me. I would still hold a grudge for sure. For sure. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Is it already? Already. It went by so quickly. It's the final. Why can't I sing too? We sing it together but I always sing the first

three words. For sure but we're always improv-ing so why can't I be a part of it? Wow wow okay um no okay just like no how about that? Wow. The final story. The Queen's Jubilee. May I have some marmalade? Oh, thanks. It's not the same. Fifth and final story. Really crazy. Disney apologizes to a couple whose marriage proposal was thwarted by an employee. By an evil employee.

A nuts employee. this video went so viral all over the internet this weekend if you haven't seen it just go watch it it is so disturbing i think it's disneyland paris yes so the viral video was first posted on reddit last week and it showed a man getting down on one knee to propose to his girlfriend on a platform in front of the sleeping beauty castle sleeping beauty castle Mid-proposal, an employee rushes up and snatches the ring box out of the man's hands and ushers the couple off the platform. So he interrupted the proposal because he was a stickler for the fucking rules and just like couldn't let the magic happen at the Magic Kingdom make it make sense.

So now Disney has apologized, saying we regret how this was handled. We have apologized to the couple involved and offered to make it right right now now the this is obviously like a disney adult couple i'll preserve my judgment because it's not relevant to the storyline not germane not germane so this is obviously a disney couple and they're now probably gonna get married at disney for free like they better yeah just imagine being that personal like when someone gets engaged in public whether you're in a restaurant at a Disneyland park like everyone it's such a magical moment like no matter how old you are how jaded how cynical it's just like everybody stops and is like oh everybody watches everybody claps you know at least we have up until

this point in humanity also if I I think it's nice that there's like a general human unspoken rule if someone's getting engaged in public like maybe in a crowded space like and you see it happening I see videos of it all the time people know to move the fuck out of the way like they give people space it's like the one time people like humans act civilized right it's really nice like there is like this general unspoken rule understanding amongst human beings when other people are getting engaged like you give them the floor right and so this employee like obviously you're probably not allowed to be up on the platform and that's the rule he was told and he's just trying to do his job but like to be so joyless and to see that moment and think like oh gotta be a tattletale right like gotta be a hall monitor he didn't even wait for her to say yes

she asked he asked the question and he literally ran between them grabbed the ring box which is chutzpah dick theft and was like come downstairs so if he really was that big of a stickler for the rules like be a human being let her say yes let them hug and then come up behind them and be like sorry can you move down the steps of course no but the whole thing is like that this person saw a proposal and that their heart didn't flutter and instead they were like rules no what has this person been through yeah this is giving heartbreak because like you're obviously like you hate love obviously why do you work at Disneyland Paris yeah if you're so joyless and I can imagine like obviously I would never get married to Disneyland I'd literally rather die or engaged but I imagine like if you're

a Disney adult like it doesn't get better than this and Disneyland Paris I didn't even know that was a thing me neither so this much like as much as we think it's like oh like bad for them imagine you're a Disney adult and like it happens to you like it's soul-crushing it might like take away the magic they might stop become Disney haters join my side yeah but I do think like there is a way for Disney to make it up to them and like this video went so viral like they they have to do something big and so I hope that these people are able to like have the Disney like dream wedding whatever that entails like Mickey and Minnie cutting the cake or whatever um and like really go above and beyond for them

that's the only thing that can make it right yeah for sure I'm sure whatever they do will you know make it so much better than they and now they have this great story it'll be and by the way at the end of the day like nothing bad happened no everyone's alive like it's fine it's fine no but like that video did like hit me i was like what the fuck it was just like it gave me like a little pause i'm like what the literally what the fuck yeah it was weird it was very bizarre weird he was just so excited to be a snitch yeah he was so excited to like be a dick a snitch and a snatch he literally was smooth he was a snatchler he was a smooth criminal literally so those are the fast five stories you definitely needed to know them every last one of them um and

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Okay, ready? Mm-hmm. Hey, girlies. Yesterday at work, three of us girlies were talking in a break space. One of the girls' marriage is hanging on by a thread. They just started going to couples counseling. Beyond just the marriage, this girl's just going through a lot, and I've been helping her out as much as I can.

Well, after reading us one of the messages he wrote in their group chat with their therapist, I started ripping this guy to shreds. I was over his bullshit, and it got everyone in the room going on just like a bashing session on the guy, the wife included. After a few minutes, the girl looks at her phone, and the color drains from her face as the panic sets in. Somehow, our entire conversation recorded and sent into the group chat with her husband and her therapist.

There's no way to delete it, and she's terrified now of all these truthful feelings being out there, and that it might be the official end of things. This would be her second divorce. Okay. I mean, it's not your fault. That's literally the worst thing that can happen in general. But you know what?

Considering they're on the brink and these are her truthful feelings, was she not sharing the truth before? Is this news to him? This could be the thing that saves them. I know. I think it might be. No, it might be the universe's way of like saving her a lot of time and just like it's obvious cutting to the heart of it and it could be the thing that saves their marriage or saves her so much time and they might have to end things but

yes this is so uncomfortable first of all at least it's not you like at least it's just your friend like I'm sure if the wife were writing in I would feel even more for her but you know what the truth never hurt anybody honestly truth will set you know what? The truth never hurt anybody, honestly. And the truth will set you free. Actually, sorry. The truth has hurt anybody. That's literally the phrase. Truth hurts.

What I was looking for is the truth will set you free. And even though it's painful and it's going to be awkward for her, I don't think years from now she will regret having accidentally spoken her truth. Yeah. Just the embarrassing thing for her is that she's talking crap about her man's with the whole office. No, totally. But that's how bad things have gotten yeah no it's it's a reality check for everyone yeah I don't think it's that bad honestly I think it'll move the needle and it's they've got to move I just hope that you don't know this man yeah sounds like you don't

because you just keep saying the husband like you've never met him yeah hopefully but it's fine you know what I think at the end of the, this is something you'll actually be grateful happened. Maybe not. Maybe. Maybe that's a stretch. But you could find the good in it. Yeah. Hello, beautiful, stunning, and smart ladies.

I have been deeply mortified for the last 48 hours and truly need to unburden myself. I own a coffee shop next to a music venue and a famous country artist visited before his show. I gave him some free merch hoping he would showcase it around on tour or even wear it to the show because this has worked in the past. He seemed so thrilled and said he'd tag us on Instagram as he shook my hand with what I perceived to be a flirty grin. I definitely thought there was like a vibe. I happened to be going to see his show that night when he tagged us on Instagram. I was able to DM him back and see when he was active which was very exciting.

Anyways I go to the show and I get rather drunk and sloppily try to slide into his DMs. He doesn't read them, no harm, no foul. I then proceed to drink more and these concert cups are huge. I was doubling my seltzer intake by accident. I wake up the next day to my absolute horror and see a novel of desperate DMs to him from my business account. This man is getting straight up hit on by a coffee shop and to make matters worse, he read them all and left me on scene. i'm still shaking from this mortifying experience and pray my shop's name is not tarnished from this thirsty toasters action love a newly single country fan i don't think he'll do anything to your shop and you know what if he's like a famous country artist this happens all the time like not to diminish you

but to make you feel better like you're just one in a million yeah and you know what like nobody was hurt nothing happened he saw it he's not interested I'm sorry to say just forget it just forget just on the burden drop it down over there don't pick it back up this happened to someone else not you and try not to do it again but like even if you did like serious like in the nothing materialized you know it's just you like you just embarrassed yourself at the store, I guess. No, but let's say you run into this. But it's not even like a co-worker saw the messages and is going to tell the boss. It's your shop. You're okay.

You're okay. Yeah, and if you do run into this guy again, like you said, he's famous. He meets a million girls who I'm sure throw themselves all over him. He's not going to remember. So you're the only one remembering it, which is the best thing. Let it go. Even if he remembers, big whoop. Yeah.

So what? You put yourself out there. Like, come on. Don't be so it's really that's nothing it's okay it's okay just set it down don't pick it up this one's not so okay i'm absolutely mortified i was having a spectacular day driving home from a day of shopping and i saw my boyfriend's truck waiting at the light as i turned down the street passing my boyfriend's truck waiting at the light. As I turned down the street, passing my boyfriend's truck, I made a really vulgar face at him. This face. We all know it. Peace sign with your tongue in between.

I made a really vulgar face to be fun and playful. I could see he waved, but his windows are super tinted. Later, I found out it was my boyfriend's father driving his truck to run an errand. I am shook. Still embarrassed and ashamed typing this, I texted him to apologize, but but yikes this ruined my day what are the chances that the father doesn't know understand the gesture that's what i was thinking yeah but you texting to apologize like

might have alerted him to like he probably thought oh my crazy silly you know future daughter-in-law sticking your tongue out i don't think i think maybe by texting him you might have made it worse because I don't think he initially I don't think adults know what that is because they see a peace sign and they see tongue out they don't see like vagina licking you know yeah or do they maybe they're smarter maybe they're raunchy yeah um I would just disassociate from this yeah someone else some other time you know maybe the windows were blurry and he can say that, like he can think that's what he saw, but that's not what he saw. You know, I would just deny till you die.

I would deny till I die. The apology does make that difficult. Yeah. And I would deny that you apologized. Yeah. I would go into his phone and delete the text messages and start gaslighting him. Yeah. And like older people forget stuff all the time.

Yeah. It's not a big deal. But then like there's always something seared in their memory. Yeah. But I don't think, not celebrities, older people really know this sign. Yeah. They would just be like, oh, that's a goofy face my daughter-in-law did. Right.

These young kids are crazy. Yeah. I think you're fine, honestly. Like. It's fine. Again. You sound funny. Here's the thing we have to remember.

Zoom out from the lens of the Big Bang Theory. Right. Not a big deal. Not a big deal. Think about, we talked we talked about this on patreon episode by the way patreon has been fire patreon.com slash the morning toast but we talked about when you think about like something from the perspective of like the big bang like and how time is so long thousands of years humans have been on earth you went like that once not a big deal no literally the world is not even impacted by it. Not at all. Like whatsoever. Not at all. Nothing changed.

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