The Toast - S5 Ep73: Jackie in NYC: Tuesday, June 7th, 2022

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Tuesday. Hope everyone's having a great Tuesday. Hey, Jax, how's your Tuesday? My Tuesday is good so far. No complaints. Everything is on schedule. What can I say? How's your Tuesday? I wouldn't say no complaints, you know? Do you have a complaint to lodge with the Tuesday committee? If I had to, like, search within my soul to find something to complain about, like I definitely could find, you know, issue with the fact that it's literally only Tuesday.

I know. Yesterday was a long day. Yeah. I wasn't ready for it. I was like about to say Wednesday. It felt like, you know, I've earned my way to half through the week, but not even close. No, yesterday's show took it all out of me. I just needed some R&R.

I actually got into bed like at eight o'clock I didn't go to sleep till 11 o'clock because that's just me but I finished my book my book about the plaza really really interesting so many interesting factoids honestly do you know that like the plot you know how they turn the plaza into condominiums yes like half the and do you remember in 2005 when there was like this whole like save the plaza campaign? No. Because they were converting so many hotel rooms into condos and like the hotel union was like, we wanted to put people out of work too. It's the plaza. Like give us more hotel rooms, less condos.

They came to some sort of agreement. But it's a ton of condos now and they're like the worst investment. Like anyone. Really? Yeah. Like people who have bought there and people had to buy them sight unseen because they were under construction and anyone who's went to sell like lost money on them wow they're like of the really luxury condos in the city it's like the worst investment well we really just were on two different pages because I read two erotic novels last night and I think I'm like done with

the erotic novels they were both like so bad yeah that's what happens this is what happens it's a cycle yeah you read something that's like really long hard and boring like this book about the plus and then you're like I want something fun flirty and easy then you read a really dumb fucking book and then you're like I want to make good use of my time you read something long dumb and boring yeah so I read the new Tessa Bailey book killer vacation um and it was so dumb like the thing about Tessa Bailey and I think maybe she does it on purpose like she has characters with really bizarre jobs. Do you remember when I was recapping the last book, and it was so good,

but the girl was a part-time clown? It was just so weird. And this time the guy was a bounty hunter, and it was just kind of cringe. He was this renegade, on the road, no strings attached, bounty hunter. And it was just cringe. So I feel like she does that on purpose, but I don't know. It's really weird. So I, I feel like she does that on purpose, but I don't know. Like, it's really weird. Um, so I'm ready for like an actual book. I've read enough like dumb stuff. What was the other book you read? I was talking about it yesterday. Um, oh, you finished that book and then read Killer Vacation. And was I disappointed? I understand like certain books

being in a series, like, but I don't understand like leaving the first book completely untied. Like there was no resolution, like no ending. It's like to be continued. That's where I draw the line. Yeah. Okay. So what's next for you?

An actual book. I think maybe like The Wife Between Us. I said that that was pretty good. That one like got me, but also I read that in my early days of reading books where like I was fooled all the time I'm still easily fooled yeah now I'm a keen reader and it's ruined reading for me yeah no I feel that but like if we're watching a movie and like there's a twist like what's the biggest Shutter Island like yeah I feel like a lot of people like I remember seeing the movie and then making other people

watch it and being like you never gonna know what to happen and they're like and they guess I'm like how the fuck did you know that like I am the last person ever on the planet whether it's a book a movie a tv show to guess the twist no me neither I remember when we were also watching Big Little Lies and your friend and Alicia guessed the twist that you know the husband of Nicole Kidman was also oh spoiler alert the father of um the husband of Nicole Kidman was also the man no the man who attacked Shailene Woodley yeah and the father of her kid oh was he also the father I missed that too yeah and then Nicole Kidman's kids were like hurting other kids in the class because that's what they were seeing at home you know I knew that but I don't think I ever put together

this is exactly what I'm talking about that he well I guess it makes sense since he was the one who attacked her but I never put together that he was also the dad yeah and they were all half brothers now how cute really cute uh well not really but but anyways and while I was watching it it never occurred to me that we were even trying to solve who the father of Shailene Woodley's kid was and that if we found out it's going to be connected to the rest of the story now that I'm a reader that shit always happens and I might have been able to spot it so my friend Alicia said it and it was so absurd I'm like there is literally no way Alexander Skarsgård is this guy and I brought it up at our dinner table and everyone looked at me and they were like that's it like yeah you're

kidding you just spoiled it for us I'm like no no you guys it's so absurd it's not possible yeah and everyone was like mad at me I'm like am I so dumb I thought it was literally the dumbest thing that ever came out of my friend Alicia's mouth and she was 100% right yeah so now being a keen reader you can spot that stuff from a mile away not me like I will always be the girl who has no idea like what the twist is well I would maybe recommend to you the book we just read for the redheads because it's very dolly dolly and James Patterson run rose run it's giving Nashville the show and country strong the movie in a book I think about it yeah it was good and everybody who read it in the redhead said that it went by so quickly yeah I just like there are certain things like of course nothing is certain in life but I just feel like something that things like of course nothing is certain in life

but I just feel like something that was close to certain was that I'd never read a James Patterson book you know? Yeah no I would have thought the same. I would I'm always open to it but how do you like jump into the Alex Cross series when there's 19 books? Right. I'm glad that I did though but then like people were saying in the Redheads comments, like isn't it known that James Patterson doesn't write his own books and he has a ghostwriter? How do you become a famous author who doesn't write his own books? I mean, that's a question for Carol Radswell since she was accused of having a ghostwriter.

Like maybe at this point in his career, people can write in his likeness and he can write all these other books. But to get started as an accomplished author you can't have a ghost right it's literally like the chicken and the egg yeah so I'm sure maybe he has help now because his trope is pretty and he's so famous and rich but I imagine it's a Patterson special and I'm sure he didn't phone it in for his collab with Dolly I will always always think of Jeffrey Epstein when I think of James Patterson,

which is terrible for James Patterson. He didn't do anything wrong that I know of. Yeah, no, but he inserted himself into that documentary. And now that's his legacy for people who don't read his books and his commercials. Hi, I'm James Patterson. Buy my book that I maybe didn't write. So it's Tuesday.

We've got a great show, Juicy of um yeah yeah how's bryce chose the stories today i did bryce is good thank you for asking but he is he's wild and like this morning something was crawled up his ass yeah and he like was literally like scratching he was on the bed but also like up on his hind legs and on me like scratching at me like Bryce you're gonna fall off the bed and what can I do for you what do you want I don't know I wound up giving him a bully stick and that satiated him and more importantly has Haraldson he's so great asking for his auntie always he really loves his auntie he's an auntie file can you admit that like I definitely have a way with Harry I did not have a way with Michaela every time that bitch was in

my arms like she was crying, crying, crying. Still to this day, I know she hates me. Like, we, like, I love, she doesn't understand the love I have in my heart for her. Couldn't move mountains. Yeah. And she couldn't be bothered to care. Like, she doesn't love me. Like, I know in my heart.

No, she loves you, but she doesn't like you. Yes. That's it. And I just never felt like when, when I was holding her,, it was like the clock was ticking until she would start crying. Yeah. But with Harry, I'm like, he cries and I kind of like soothe him. Yeah, no, he likes being muchgered. And you're the muchgerer.

Yeah, I like to like fuss and bother. And like Mikayla wasn't like that. He wants like the more action, the more kisses, the more songs, the more bouncing. He wants all of it. Yeah, no. Kay was like more to herself. She was kind of like me yeah yeah no i can't shy she came out of the womb like this i'm shy but harry definitely like enjoys my chaotic energy yeah he's a chaotic king whereas

kayla is more calm and he loves to be entertained and you are an entertainer yeah no it definitely gives me hope like when i was like obsessed with Mikayla and like she would always cry, I'm like, I'm going to be a terrible mom. And I guess I just need to make sure that I give birth to children who enjoy chaos. Yeah. And energy.

Who like to be unshooked. Like, yeah, like fussed with. Yeah. Totally. You'll get some, I mean, I think all kids are different. I think assuming you have more than one. Nurture. Nature.

Nurture. Nature. Even if, no, if they're bored and like they don't want chaos, I'll nurture them to enjoy it. Okay. But assuming you have more than one, some will want it more than others. And that's just your cross to bear. Yeah. It's just like a cross I'm not really excited to bear, if I'm being honest.

Yeah. Like raising kids. Oh. Yeah. What a life. It's the most important thing you'll ever do. Too much pressure. But I did play Madison Square Garden.

Theater. Theater. Thanks for humbling me. That's what I'm here for. Okay, should we dive in? Like, anything else you want to chit-chat about? No. Claudia chose the stories today, so they're very, you know, light and airy.

You know. Was there other stories that I didn't choose? Well, like, something I would have chose that I saw that you would never have other stories that I didn't choose well like something I would have chose that I saw that you would never have chosen was that like the original historical fiction comes to life the original Gerber baby has passed away at the age of 95 but everybody knows her fudge oh okay okay well that's actually a good story I didn't see that let's talk about that about a story when did when I think of the original Gerber baby I'm like oh the one when I was born but no you know the one on all the cans oh it's the name on everybody's lips is Gerber

is it a boy or a girl girl and is she still the face I think so let me go to the article I didn't think you would be interested but no that's cute obviously not cute someone died but like uh at 95 and like being a girl what a legacy yeah that's harry could totally be a gerber baby here you go her name was ann turner cook oh my god this is her like as an older person and that's her as the gerber baby you know that face yeah yeah that's a really cute baby by the way the fudge that launched a thousand baby foods by the way harry has what it takes to totally be a gerber baby that fat that fudge but i don't have what it takes no no no no no there's a lot of bravery that comes with being a stage mom no and it's like bullishness like to be a stage mom you must be a volvon you must must, like, put your kid.

And I'm so, I'm shy. Yeah. I don't think I could do it. I don't think I could be a stage mom for totally different reasons. Like, if one of us is going to be on stage, it's me. Right. Not my kid. Right.

You could be a stage auntie, but still, same problem. Yeah, like, move, kid. If you're, like, you know, pitching someone, it's yourself. Obviously. You're not. No. No. No. someone it's yourself obviously you're not no no no well thank you Gerber baby and for all of your work we appreciate you yes we do rest in peace rest in peace so now without further ado here

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lifestyle reality show in which the glamorous pals will live together in a middle American town and mingle with the regular folk, much like Paris and Nikki did in the original Fox series. We're told the paperwork is signed and they'll start filming the as-yet-unnamed show in July. Apparently, it's still technically in development, but it's considered a lock to get greenlit any day now. So I have to say conceptually, I think this is a great idea. I think they definitely have that Paris and Nicole energy in the sense that like,

I don't think that either one of them have like experienced real life in years, whether it was because Sonia was a Morgan and Countess was a Countess. So I think conceptually, this is a good idea. I am just confused as to like what this means, like because they're also doing Roni Legacy. Is this a Bravo show?

It sounds like they worked with a separate production company. It doesn't say. I would assume it's Peacock, but it doesn't say where it's going. And I do think that they could do Roni Legacy, this. They're doing Ultimate Girls Trip. They're doing like a lot of different spinoffs. They're both on tour. Of Housewives in general. So I think they're just trying to get content for the streamer by the way that's a great idea and I think this if it is on peacock makes it

like an even better idea it's like perfect for peacock I don't know if it needs to be on cable yeah I'm not to be a hater but I don't want to watch this oh really yeah it just when like Paris and Nicole did it it was so authentic and like we know that these two are silly and it's I can just imagine it's gonna be annoying okay I can see that they're annoying just being on the show being goofy and and now they're gonna what like go LARP as middle Americans like yeah I'm not it just sounds annoying okay the concept I but I understand why the head the Han shows at NBC or thought this might be a good idea but I just feel like in practice it's not something that I want to watch that's fair I mean we do have to wait and see so

I agree conceptually it's a great idea in execution we'll have to wait and see um but I think it could be good I do I mean obviously you're never going to recapture the magic that was The Simple Life. Like, if you don't own that on Amazon Prime, it's, like, the only place you can find it, and I'm always afraid

it's going to, like, disappear. It is a worthy investment in your future. It is probably top five most iconic reality shows of all time. Yeah. It's so good.

It is, though, because, and also, it was in the early days. Like, now, even something could be a great show, but if it's so good it is though because and also it was in the early days like now even something could be a great show but if it's a format that's been copied it's not an original you know that was the OG the idea the execution everything and they are so talented funny and interesting yeah and they just like they didn't the thing with reality tv now is like if you get on reality tv like you want it so bad, like you try so hard, you have something to prove because you know what becoming a reality

star can get you Kim Kardashian. And everyone thinks that they're going to be the next one. But with Nicole in Paris, like they literally had nothing to lose. Like they just were being themselves being funny. Like it was not, it didn't take it seriously. It's very formulaic now. Like, you know, you do this, that, this, and that this hits with audiences that doesn't if you want longevity maybe you know be the villain or whatever but then there was no knowing what was going to work so they just were themselves yeah and that's what worked and I think now when I think back okay like I was going to ask you like top five reality shows of all time they're all like oh really old yeah pretty wild But it's also because they were the first. Right. And so that's how you just associate. But I also think like the content was better. Like I was also going to say

Flavor of Love which literally is better than any episode of The Bachelor I've ever seen in my life. Right. The content was better but now it's just because we've seen it so many times. Like crazy things are happening on The Bachelor all the time now but we're fatigued. It's not real. It's not real. Yeah. Like when Pumpkin spit in fatigued. It's not real. Yeah. Like when Pumpkin spit in New York's face, like that was real. Yeah. Where were you when Pumpkin spit in New York's face? Like that was a cultural shift.

Mm-hmm. So good. And then what's crazy is like, where's Pumpkin? You know? New York is still very much Tiffany Pollard. I think she was on The Apprentice. Like she's always doing this. She was on, what was that show? Famous in Love? Yeah. That was a good show. She has a podcast. She's always all over my TikTok. She's like classic. Oh, she did Celebrity Big Brother, which I think was like

a huge resurgence for her because people were like, who is this? And she was so funny. And that's where everything of the sort. Nothing of the sort. Yeah. I would tell Gemma that she is a fat who doesn't possess the vernacular that she thinks that she does. I would have told her to put those shoes back on the rack because she said a beautiful woman needed to wear them. And she is nothing of the sort. That is literally like. Somebody lied to her. Several times and told her that she was fly, hot, sexy, and beautiful. And she is nothing like that.

She's nothing of the sort. So good. So good. And I didn't even watch Celebrity Big Brother. Of course, who's Gemma? No, but I remember when, oh, I know who Gemma is. She is like this British, like, hot mess queen. Like, but when I did find out what that nothing of the sort was about, I did go down a rabbit hole of like Tiffany Pollard moments on Celebrity Big Brother so there was a contestant in the house named David and you know they're cut off from reality but somebody did find out I don't know how that at the time

like that day David Bowie died and so Tiffany found out and she thought they were talking about the guy in the house named David so she goes around telling everyone that their roommate David died and she's dead serious she's like hysterically crying and it is literally like peak comedy in the house named David. So she goes around telling everyone that their roommate David died and she's dead serious. She's like hysterically crying. And it is literally like peak comedy. Wow.

Maybe I should watch that season. Yeah. It's UK, right? Because Gemma's British, I think. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. You should watch that. I know.

That's a good rabbit hole. Like Big Brother. No, but there's so much there if you decide to partake. There's so much there on like the CBS reality show front, like Survivor. But I just never got into it. Also remember I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.

That was insane. Who could forget? That was so good. Heidi and... They were the whole show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That was insane. That I watched when it was on. Remember Skating with the Stars? Figure skating. And then they had an offshoot diving with the stars and Kim Richards and Kyle Richards were on it, like doing Olympic diving. Yeah.

They don't know how to let a good thing just be. Totally. Why can't it just be dancing with the stars? I don't know. That's a good call. Anyways, TBD on the show. Hopefully it gets greenlit. I think a lot of people would enjoy it.

I just am not seeing it for myself and that's okay. That's okay. Normalize like not watching things. Normalize not everything being for you. Yeah. And you know, something you said like a couple like weeks ago really resonated with me. Me? Because I feel like given the fact that it's like my job to be kept up on all things,

like I feel like this and I know it sounds stupid, but like I feel this enormous pressure to watch everything. And like when I start seeing content about like Love is blind and and it just like exhausts me and I and like I'll be at home like not watching um what was the show that we were having the conversation about oh the ultimatum yeah the ultimatum yes exactly and I was like oh but then you were like shit has such a short shelf life now like we're gonna exhaust ourselves to watch 10 episodes of a show that we don't even want to watch just to be relevant for one episode of our podcast. When literally, is anyone talking about the ultimatum right now?

No. And like the time that you would spend watching a show, like you could read a whole book. I could read a whole book. I could hang out with my nephew. I could literally like go for a run. She could. I could. I won't.

But I could. In my Allbirds. Because she has the running shoes. Should she choose? Should I? To go for a run. But she won't choose. But she could the running shoes should she choose should I to go for a run but she won't choose but she could yeah if she wanted to so I just wanted to let you know like you saying

that really um it like took a like a chip off my shoulder that I didn't know that I had I'm so glad yeah yeah because it's so true every even like selling sunset though the last season was like oh my god oh my god and now it's on to the next there's just so much fanfare for shit these days because I think like media and there's just like people don't know what to talk about so they talk about Selling Sunset and then it's like you're watching this and you're like this stinks and I'm not talking about Selling Sunset I could sell Selling Sunset is okay even though it's actually really bad this most recent season I didn't finish and the one before was atrocious I didn't even watch this most recent season the only only time it's a little, I don't want to say sad,

but not, you know, these piece of shit shows, like they're a flash in the pan, like as they should be. But then you've got a show like Bridgerton, which takes so much time, so much money, so much production value. And it gets that same five seconds of play like everything else. Yeah. And that's a little sad because it deserves so much more. I agree with that.

I do feel like Queen's Gambit got more. and I think maybe even Bridgerton gets more, but it's like an episode of the morning toast. It's 24 hours, and then it's in the bin. Yeah, no, you're right. It is weird the amount of money, energy, resources, and passion people put into projects to have 45 seconds of fame. It's not even 15 minutes anymore. Like 15 minutes is a long time. It's literally 30 seconds.

Yeah. And you just have to like scramble together all the Instagram followers that you have. Right. That you can in that short amount of time and, you know, try to engage them for the rest of your life. No, it's good luck. It's exhausting. Good luck.

Yeah, that's a really good call. Are you ready for our next story? Yes. Because Pete Davidson in St. West hit Walmart without Kim Kardashian. The relatable king, Pete, took Kim's six-year-old son to Walmart in Woodland Hills, California, where they were seen purchasing a big container of cheese puffs, among other goodies, on Saturday, TMZ reported. The outlet claimed St. wanted to be a regular kid and run around the store aimlessly, but Pete reminded him that Kim would be pretty upset if he lost him.

They had a busy weekend as they were also seen holding hands as they made their way into the cheesecake factory at the grove in la later in the day they were also spotted heading over to a shopping cart filled with fun hats we stan a chain restaurant king we stan the cheesecake factory and walmart like this and that's why this city will just never be what it could be because we don't have a Cheesecake Factory and we don't have a Walmart and I did go to a Cheesecake Factory recently like in closest proximity to New York it was in Jersey City which is literally only two miles away it took me 45 minutes to get there and once I got there I was like this sucks like I was just not what'd you get like you know everything how was the bread not good I'm actually

not people like quake over the bread from cheesecake factory it's that's not really why i go like i'm not into even though i eat the bread it's not like it's not an experience for me okay what do you go for like the food vibes the portion sizes the diet coke the dessert like the gorgeous architecture and interior design mediterranean style the size of the banquettes the size of the banquettes for sure the of the banquettes, for sure. The people watching. I think the people who work at Cheesecake Factory are some of the nicest people. Like, I'm always making friends. Like, I just love it.

Oh, and also, all for an affordable price. Like, you literally can't put a price on that. I mean, you could, but it would be very low. You can't. And why isn't the Cheesecake Factory in New York? Like, why can't we have anything? No, I know. And what happened to CPK?

Like, that one hurt. Yeah. And the city, honestly, has not been the same since the last CPK left. But see, the thing is, is that I think California Pizza Kitchen as a whole has been dwindling as a business. Whereas like Cheesecake Factory is bigger and better than ever. And we still don't have one in New York. Do you know what I mean?

Like I see, I feel like as a franchise, California Pizza Kitchen is like getting less and less locations, less and less popular. And so we were just collateral in that, you know? So wrong. But Cheesecake Factor is bigger and better than ever. If you live near CBK, you need to go today in solidarity. And this is what you need to get

because apparently it's an off menu item. It's not on the menu. The tricolore salad. It's a salad on top of a pizza crust, which doesn't sound good. I wouldn't want salad pizza, but it's so fucking good. It's so fucking good.

And you need to get the children's mac and cheese because to this day, it's the best mac and cheese I've ever had. And spinach art choked it. Yeah. And of course, like an extremely large Diet Coke. And they have good bread there.

Yeah. What I would do. What I would do. You know, I had, the last remaining California Pizza Kitchen was on 33rd and Park.

Yeah. And like, when I was in college one summer, I had an internship on 33rd and Park yeah and like when I was in college one summer I had an internship on 33rd and Madison so and I hated it there were three people who worked in the office and it was dead silent like god forbid they played music and I literally used to like watch Netflix and it was like this startup and like and like literally there was not one thing for me to do I don't even know why they hired me but like they paid me like cash and I was like this rocks um I literally used to watch Netflix with my headphones in and it would slow down the wifi in the office. And someone would be like, is someone video streaming? And

I would literally be like, no, what are you talking about? Because I would literally be slowing down the wifi. But the only, you know, silver lining of this internship was that it was a block away from California pizza kitchen. And I literally used to take a three hour lunch break and sit my ass in that bink head and eat mac and cheese. And it was like really some of the, like the fondest, maybe the best summer of my life picture this you're at cbk having a solo lunch by the way normalize having lunch alone because you're there to eat and yeah especially like if you're an intern and especially if you know what to go with it's better than not having lunch at all yes picture this you're having a solo lunch at cbk you bring your kindle oh yeah

you get a tricolore salad diet coke mac and cheese spinach artichoke dip life is good yeah that was before my kind of my reading days but i would that would have been nice like you could go to lunch alone anytime now with your kindle definitely like that sounds nicer than you know having forced convo with someone not you like i would love to go to hypothetically somebody's you know people say you're never alone when you're with Christ but I say you're never alone when you're with your Kindle. You're never alone when you're pregnant. That's really true actually. Right? Yeah. So true. You're also never alone with when you're with Bryce. That's true. Because he won't leave you alone until you give him a bully stick. Are you ready for our next story? Only if it's the next story

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of IV. Totally. Free tagline for you guys. Next story Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle to co-headline comedy show in London. Chris Rock and Dave Chave chappelle to co-headline comedy show in london chris rock and dave chappelle are going to perform a stand-up show at london's o2 arena together later this year the two u.s comedy stars will perform on saturday september 3rd in a co-headlining gig just weeks after they were both attacked on stage in separate incidents the joint gig at london's o2 arena is currently their only UK performance. Okay, so first of all, this is just like, even if they weren't both just like recently attacked,

like this is just a great, you know, show. Moment for comedy. Yeah, great headliners. Like gonna do well ticket sales wise. But I do wonder if like this is the moment where mostly Chris Rock, but also Dave Chappelle like finally addressed. We't heard from chris rock since the slap i'm sure like he's been writing material about it or at least like gathering his thoughts and i would love to know i'm i just like have a

feeling netflix is going to be there like filming they're always just like filming stuff yeah someone's always filming stuff yeah so i'm curious if this is like the moment we've kind of been waiting for well apparently they joked about it together um at the comedy store they did a gig no I know but like if it's not being filmed like it doesn't count it's not your official statement of course but say that they do this o2 show and there's no streamer that puts it out does it still count well I don't know there's like a hundred thousand people in the o2 as opposed to 50 people oh no phones right like they always take your phone at the... Yeah.

So I don't know. I do have a feeling it'll be filmed. I don't know why. I just feel like iconic things like this don't just happen and not get filmed. Right. Everyone always films themselves too. Like, you know, even if it's not for a streamer, like I'm sure Chappelle films his shows, but it might not make its way to us.

No, when I say film, I mean like for a streaming service. You would hope. Yeah. But Chris Rock is also on tour right now like is that special gonna be a special right and Chris Rock has said like he had this material written for so long he's not gonna throw it away just because everyone wants to hear what he has to say about Chris Rock right so it's possible he's doing this that same old material at this event right he could add like five minutes yeah give us a joke the whole thing

doesn't have to be about Will Smith, but like, I am curious, like what are his thoughts on being slapped on TV, you know? Yeah.

Does he think it's funny? Is he mad? Has he spoken, like I'm just beyond curious. Yeah. And we've heard a lot from Will Smith. You know,

he got his speech. Jada did Red Table Talk. Like, he's really not the one I want to hear from. Yeah. I want to hear from the man who was slapped. You should go to the show. Totally. Hear from yeah I want to hear from the man who slept you

should go to the show totally hear from his mouth I've never been to London you should go I know what is it September 3rd that's like Labor Day weekend where the hell am I gonna be in September like that's people who plan their whole years so crazy Labor Day weekend yeah LDW in London visit the queen labor with a you oh right right visit the queen I don't know only if I get an invitation to Buckingham Palace well anybody can go and like stand outside that's not an invitation no but like I would do that you would if I was in London yeah I would go and look at all that crap yeah yeah for pictures yeah which is like when people come to New York I can't relate like to go to the Statue of Liberty. No, Empire State Building.

Couldn't be me. Couldn't be me. I've lived in New York my entire life. Ask me if I've ever been to the Empire State Building. No, aside from like walking past it, no, I've never been up. Oh, no, we had, we ate dinner at the Rainbow Room once. Oh, gorgeous setting. That's gorgeous, yeah.

And I think maybe I've had like one meeting there. And like, NBC is there? No, that's 30 Rock. Oh, nearby. Yeah. And you know that the roof,, that's 30 Rock. Oh, nearby. Yeah. And you know that the roof, the observation deck of the Empire State Building is like an influencer and they're always like DMing people to come. They're huge on TikTok.

Yeah, they're really big. We're going to get reached out to now. No, I've already been reached out to, but I don't like heights. It's not the heights that bother me. I have no desire. It's that when you're that high up, the wind is so crazy. Like if you're wearing a skirt, your whole vagina is out. And like out and like your hair good luck okay so wear pants and put your hair up no uh no I just have no desire to go to the Empire State Building but like I have I have a desire to

be on a double-decker bus in London in front of the Big Ben I have that desire yeah yeah yeah totally like if I ever do go to London like I'm gonna be that bitch like I'm literally gonna walk around with like a Union Jack t-shirt winning London yeah and I guess that's the equivalent of people walking around in an I heart New York t-shirt I know so that's always what I wonder what would I think of New York if I wasn't from here didn't live here you would literally be Annie no I would I would be Eloise at the plaza bags no you're Annie with your red hair one me yeah I think I would be like really jazzed about stuff. Yeah, no, you would hop off the bus like with your suitcase, look around being like in awe.

In awe. I would, like would I go to Times Square? Yeah. But you're still you, so you would go and be like, this is cool, but like I'm never coming back, you know? But it's something I had to experience once. I wonder what else I would want to see. I feel like still I wouldn't care to see the Statue of Liberty we also have like double-decker buses here don't we those like big red buses you can do like a Real Housewives

tour on one I did a Real Housewives tour and it was literally like in a van like that kidnaps people like yeah it was like it was unique it's so New York oh I would do horse and carriage ride in the park and you would yell at me yeah I feel like i would be very like central park 59 like the plaza that area i don't think i would be going downtown i don't think i'd be going to the statue of liberty there's no way to know would i take the ferry yeah you love the ferry even though like you hate new york yeah i mean the ferry is just like a really easy way to get around because there's no traffic yeah just like gorgeous we need to use i always forget we live on an island. Like, need to get a boat.

Yeah, I actually saw... I was... Maybe I was on the FDR and so I saw on the East River that someone like was on like a boat that was very like Miami, like a real boat, you know? Like a sexy boat.

And they were on the East River and it's like, where did you come from with your boat? Literally. We need water taxis. I think we have some like if you wanted to go to like Governor's Island no like within Manhattan like if I'm on the upper east side and I want to get down to Fideye like I could really like take a boat and then like a very short taxi or subway

yeah they have a ferry for that they do yeah that goes up and down north to south it also might stop in Queens yeah Brooklyn but it could take and down north to south it also might stop in queens yeah brooklyn but it could take you from north to south because sometimes like um i would take it to go from like a south street seaport to murray hill interesting yeah so that's the water taxi so not a water taxi but okay we should have a weekend of like new york no please please stop for patreon if i say that then you have to do it. No, please. Like, I don't think I've ever been to the Statue of Liberty.

I'm taking you. I've never been either. You should scale it. Oh, no. And you go to like Ellis Island, which we've definitely seen. Never been. At some field trip. No, I've never been to Ellis Island.

You've not seen it on a field trip? No. I feel like I have. I'm happy for you. I'm having like Ellis flashbacks. Right, right. Oh, no. Not Ellis flashbacks. Right, right. Oh, no. Not Ellis flashbacks.

You could take the tram. Yeah, I've never taken the tram. To Roosevelt Island. I don't trust that tram as far as I could throw it. That tram has been going and going ever since I was a kid. And it gets slower and slower. And I never see anyone working on it. And it gets heavier.

Yeah. It's going to be on the floor. I never see any maintenance. I never see them, you know, greasing the the lines i don't trust that tram at all no that tram is scary that tram is a big ass accident waiting to happen never have heard anything about it it goes every day people do it every day where does it go to randall island roosevelt island same thing yeah right okay are you ready for our next story i am olivia rodrigo had the best reaction to spotting her look-alike on tiktok olivia rodrigo is feeling some serious deja vu on may

25th the grammy award-winning singer took to the comment section of a hilarious tiktok to share her surprise over a look-alike who had recently attended one of the la stops of her sour tour like a look-alike taken aback by how much the girl in the video looked like her the 19 year old remarked no I thought she was me too in the clip her doppelganger can be seen channeling the singer's iconic soft punk style by wearing a lilac dress black knee socks and a pair of boots she completed her look with a pair of small sunglasses multiple silver necklaces and two braids the user wrote my sister after one person says she looks like Olivia Rodrigo no No, but like she really did.

Not even like her face, but really she got the outfit perfectly and also like her mannerisms. Yeah. So I saw the video and I was like cracking up because I also thought it was Olivia Rodrigo. And the girl like blew up on TikTok. And I'm so glad like I hate when like things go viral for a celebrity in a positive way. And they don't like react to it and and get involved in the fun, you know? Yeah. Oh, I'm looking at the video.

You have to watch a video to really- The way she walks and the big boots she's wearing, it's so Olivia. And she's at the Olivia Rodrigo concert, so she's covering her face so that people don't stop her for pictures. But that's so funny, because when you go to a concert,

you dress like the artist, you know, if you have a sense of fun in your spirit. I'm going to Billy Joel this weekend, I'm gonna shave my head. Exactly, because you have a sense of fun in your spirit. Right. Like I'm going to Billy Joel this weekend. I'm gonna shave my head. Exactly. Because you have a sense of fun in your spirit. 100%. And so she went and trusted Olivia Rodrigo and now she's her... Famous. Yeah.

That's very exciting for her and I'm glad Olivia commented on it. If you had to go to a concert and like fully impersonate someone, like who would you... or not a concert, like an event. If you had to be like a celebrity imperson someone like who would you you or not a concert like an event if you had to be like a celebrity job like a celebrity impersonator who would you be oh like are you asking me who I think I look like yeah but also like who you could do oh well I don't know if I'd ever be like you know confused as someone but like I've had a lovely time dressing as Ariana Grande at her concert oh yeah you know the high pony and those were like back in the day when her style was just like. Oversized sweatshirts. Very clear.

Yeah. She's kind of like different now. Yeah. No, she's changed and she doesn't always wear the high pony. But like I had my extensions in. I had my thigh highs. I had my cat ears. And then I gave them to a mother because she was like looking for cat ears for her kitten.

And I was like, well, I'm 20 something. Oh, that's so nice of you. So I'll give these up. Yeah. But I had switched with Sam earlier in the night. So I wound up giving Sam's to her and I just like felt bad what did Sam say she was like well first the mother offered to pay me a hundred dollars for them and I was like no dollars because she really wanted them and they were they special sold out no they were just you know they sell them there

but they were sold out got it and so she was like can I buy yours for me I was like no you can have them so I came back to Sam and I was like, no, you can have them. So I came back to Sam and I was like, she offered me $100 so I just gave them to her. And Sam was like, so where's the money? She thought I took the money

and I had sold her things. I was like, no, I didn't take money. But I was like, you keep mine. That's really nice of you. Yeah. So that was fun. What about you? I mean, I don't know if Snooki performs

but I would definitely go to her concert and channel her energy. Go to one of her podcast shows. Literally. I think I would get confused for Snooki if I went to one of her podcast tours because everyone there is wasted anyway. Yeah, but you're also famous, so now you just look like a girl with no job. Thank you for saying that. You're welcome.

You're such a good sister. I try. I really try my best. You know where to hit me where it counts. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Add or sing first? It's the original question. I'm not ready.

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Yeah. That's where my heart goes. So I got a lot of backlash yesterday for not letting you sing. And people said, if I'm going to be forced to listen to your guys' terrible singing, we want to hear Jackie. So I'm actually, I'm going to bow out. I'll play the music, but it's on you. Oh, sorry. It's all you. I appreciate that. But why does it have to be one or the other? Why can't we do it together? Like we do everything else. Well, maybe we can, but

like yesterday you didn't join me. So now I won't join you just to like even the score. Okay. And then, and I'm not saying I'm missing it all the time with you. I was just, I guess I was feeling excited about the final story. You just threw me off guard. Like we do the same little thing every single day and like you change it and just scared me. So I, so I acted, you know, I acted out of fear. Like, I'm sorry, I was scared. And so I, I. Would you say you were triggered? No, I would say I acted out of fear and I took it out on you. Thank you. And I pushed you away. Is that an apology? It sure sounds like one. No, it's not an apology. It's an explanation. It's a rationale. it's rationalizing your incredibly

mean actions okay calm down you hurt me to cut me to the core calm down are you ready yes i am it's the final story I would be LARPing as gossip girl and that's a magic number really gorgeous really well done, Jackie. Thank you. That was painful. No, not to listen to, for me to not sing. Do you want to do one too? No, no, no, no, no. We don't want to lose too many viewers today.

In the final story, the Elvis director, Baz Luhrmann, explains why he didn't cast Harry Styles as Elvis. It's not every day an actor misses out on a role because he's, quote, already an icon, but that's exactly what happened for Harry Styles, and that's kind of exactly what Jackie Ostray predicted. It is. The As It Was hitmaker was eager to slip into Elvis' blue suede shoes

for the Baz Luhrmann biopic, but unfortunately for him, the role went to Austin Butler. While it's undoubtedly heartbreaking for Styles' fans seeing someone else land the lead role of the film, Baz revealed it's actually because Styles is already somewhat of an icon himself. He said, Harry is a really talented actor. I would work on something with him, but the real issue with Harry is he's Harry Stiles. He's already an icon.

Harry and I came to a place genuinely. I mean, he was just desperate to put the suit on and explore. He's such a great spirit, and I have nothing but great things to say about say about Harry Styles but he says that Austin Butler was born to play the king of rock right and I also read like Austin Butler lost his mom at like the same age that Elvis did so I think that Baz Luhrmann thought that would be like a great way to connect to the role and while I do think Harry Styles was a more obvious choice just in the sense that like he really does like look like Elvis. And like some could say he's like the Elvis of our generation. I agree that like he's almost too famous.

Yeah, it's distracting. You look at him and you see Harry Styles and you're trying to see Elvis. So you kind of need a blank canvas. And Austin Butler, though, you know, you might be seeing the Carrie Diaries when you look at him. Most people are just seeing this man playing Elvis yeah it would be like Cher playing like a role in a movie you know she's just Cher yeah it would be like Ariana Grande playing someone and it's like that's Ari yeah so while I did like at first feel not confused but just

shocked at Austin Butler this was like the job a million girls wanted and Austin Butler was the one who got it which I just found interesting because he's not really made a lot of waves in Hollywood in terms of acting yet so I think that like Boz Lerman wanted to be responsible for like making a star I love a breakout role I really do and I think we need more stars we need more we need more actors they're so amazing and we need more more no but we do need more like a-listers genuine a-list can red carpet not on Instagram sort of people no you're right because it's really been like the same a-list crew for so many years like the George Clooney Brad Pitt Matt Damon Leo Margot Robbie like Jennifer Lawrence it's been like the same group for a really long time that's a good call and we

need more and Baz is rising to the occasion yeah I feel like the new age of like A-list serious actors is like being helmed by like Zendaya. Because she is that. Yeah, she is that. She's like can, And we have her and we need more. We need more. And I think this movie might be the thing to put Austin Butler like on that level. Yeah. But I have to see it first.

There's so many things that we have to see. I know. TikTok's about Top Gun have even made it like to me and people are obsessed. I know. And I need to see it. I know. It looks really good.

I know. It keeps breaking box office like. I know. It looks really good. People are like, it keeps breaking box office like weekend after weekend. It's not slowing down. Which is really good because like the movie industry needed a win. Like the movie theaters needed a win. Yeah. I'm always happy when people are like excited about something. Yeah. That's like genuine good, jolly good fun.

Jolly good fun. You know? Jolly good fun. It's like planes and everyone is in a tizzy. Yeah. It's planes on the beach playing volleyball. Cute mustache sunglasses i've never seen top gun and i have literally no idea what it's about so i'm gonna guess i've never seen it and i have no idea so i know they fly planes a lot are they in the army i think they are like fighter pilots. I think that they are. And are they in a war?

Couldn't guess. Couldn't tell you. And it's modern day? Is it 2022? Or are we remaking 1960? No, I saw a guy in the movie wearing jorts, and that could only happen now. Really?

Yeah. Do you see a cell phone? No. What kind of planes were they? I don't know. Were they old-timey? I don't know. Were they old-timey? I don't know. It's a good question.

Yeah, I have no idea. Me neither. I couldn't even tell you what I think the plot of the movie is. Is it a romance? I know it's a thriller, but is there a girl in the movie? I think there's a love scene that has people in a tizzy. The scene that has people in a tizzy is Miles Teller on the beach dancing. Who am I?

And also, the funnest fact about Top Gun is that it's Top Gun Maverick no Top Gun Maverick no I know if you didn't hear me let me say it one more time Top Gun Maverick the name of my first love Maverick I did I did see that and I was um co-awaking I was quite taken by that fact you know what I also realized I got you that Maverick sweatshirt from the Paul Brothers store. T-shirt. T-shirt. Oh, I guess if it was a sweatshirt, you would wear it. Yeah.

I wore it once on the show, and I'm not like a girl who wears T-shirts. I can't explain it. Yeah. Okay. That makes sense why you didn't wear it. But I only got, everything was sold out, so I only got what I could that said Maverick. No, I just cleaned out my closet, and I saw the T-shirt, and I kept it. Okay, good.

And Ben was like, what is this? I'm like, get away. I'm like, no, get away. That would be so crazy if Ben was wearing a t-shirt that said Maverick and he didn't even know the usurper that is literally the blessing of Ben never watching the show of course that we have literal fan fiction for Mavdia yeah over here you know we we used to do this as like we didn't but like our generation did this. Yeah. The kids these days do this. Isn't that weird? Like I don't know how to tell you this. They do this. The kids are not okay. They're just not doing okay. How weird. They've been through so much. This is like

the bloods and the crips you know everyone used to do like blood yeah blood yeah yeah no they obviously didn't see that original selena gomez album right i wouldn't want to be anybody else you've got every right to a beautiful life. Come on. Who says, who says you're not perfect? Who says you're not worth it? Who says you're the only one that's hurting? Trust me, that's the price of beauty. Who says you're not pretty?

Who says you're not beautiful? Who says? Great question, Selenaena great way to end the show i think it's a beautiful way to end the show and i don't think it gets any better than that thank you so much for listening to the morning toast the millennial morning show where we deliver the fast five stories that you need to know every monday through friday on youtube so if you're watching this on youtube please feel free to subscribe. What'd she say? Subscribe. How close are we? Where are we at?

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