The Toast - S5 Ep75: Send It On (On and On): Thursday, June 9th, 2022

Episode Date: June 9, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast and happy, arguably, I think, one of the best days of the week, Thursday. We can finally wish you a happy Thursday after talking about it all week. Sometimes we talk about the days of the week more than other times. This week was particularly day-heavy. Yeah, no, and that's life. Like, sometimes the week rolls by and sometimes it's like, oh my god, Monday and then Tuesday. Wait, no. Wednesday? It couldn't possibly be. Thursday.

Heart eye emoji. Friday. Breathing out emoji. A sigh of relief. So we're here on a Thursday, which is exciting. There's so much to discuss today. So much. We are kind of like matching vibes today.

Are we going to hit the links after this or what? Are we going to go to gonna hit the links after this or what are we gonna go to the country club together after this um probably not because the only country club we wanted to be a member of rejected us so probably not probably not but if anybody wants to invite us to their country club for lunch today we are dressed for the occasion I can clear my schedule easily actually I have an important doctor's appointment Haroldson's four-month checkup. Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. Does that mean you're officially out of the SIDS phase, right? Isn't it zero to three months?

So, no, I think SIDS is, like, all baby. SIDS is the scariest fucking thing, like, of all time. I know. I learned about it with Olivia. I'm like, this is twisted. Yeah. Not cool. Very scary.

Like, not cool. Didn't expect you to bring up SIDS. No, I'm sorry. I just, like, I remember being quite taken about learning what SIDS was. Yeah. Not cool. Very scary. Like, not cool. Didn't expect you to bring up SIDS. No, I'm sorry. I just, like, I remember being quite taken about learning what SIDS was. Yeah. I don't even want to say what it is. It's, like, a terrible acronym, you know? Yeah.

No, it's all bad. But Harold is doing great. On a positive note, yeah. He's doing great except for, you know, eating it every hour on the hour last night. Keeping his mommy up and busy. You probably don't need to go to the doctor because I could tell you. He's in the 99th percentile for auntie lovingness. That's true. He's in the 99th percentile for being such a good boy. Good boy love

sweet. He's in the 50th percentile for keeping his mother awake at night. He's in the 99th percentile of having excellent taste in favorite aunties and he's also in the 99th percentile just being the cutest little man I ever did see he's also in the 99th percentile for being the best brother to Bryson they're the cutest brothers a little jealous but who who are sibling rivalry sibling rivalry now I get it we never really had sibling rivalry like I always say I'll read in books about like sisters and they're like oh you know how sisters are and And I'm like, no, I don't. The vibes are steamy.

What's the problem? No, same. The books that I read are about, like, two hot brothers who, like, are always competing for a girl, you know? By the way, I meant to text you last night, but I actually, like, didn't want to blow up your spot. But I was on Goodreads. Oh, God. I was seeing, like, all the books you've been going through. And, like, you weren't lying when you said you were reading erotica.

Like, you're reading, like, the novels with the covers of like the guy with abs okay advertise on kindle so you're talking about one book in particular I took a screenshot catching you or something I took a screenshot and normally like yes I I stay chasing love chasing love catching you whatever I stay away from books with covers like that just please you're really blowing up my spot sorry I just want everyone to know what I'm talking about well honestly I stay away from books with covers like that just please you're really blowing up my spot sorry I just want everyone to know what I'm talking about well honestly I stay away from books with covers like that because it's like what are you doing but I was on TikTok and people were like quaking over this book and so I was like oh cute and then I was like this is the book it's giving like Danielle Steele like of course I was like am I actually gonna read this and I have to say it was

extremely good until the end like that was the was the one that just ended in the middle. I thought Every Summer After was the one with the last sentence. That was the one with the last sentence. I meant like the ending of the book. There wasn't an ending. Because that's an eight book series. And I'm not going to read all eight. Why not?

Because you'll screenshot my Goodreads and put me on blast on the podcast. I just, I already did. And you already put yourself on blast. I just didn't realize how honest you were being. Like, when we read It Happened One Summer, like we say it's erotica. But there's cartoon people on the cover. No, Jackie, by the way, It Happened One Summer is the same level of erotica as the book with the cover with the naked people.

Okay, but you could be fooled by the cover because it's cartoons. You know, I'm definitely thinking of deleting my Goodreads and starting like a new private one. But then like you're doing something shameful. It's the same thing about- It's the same thing of like Spotify. Like there are certain platforms that need not be social, know yeah not share so much information like I don't need people on Spotify to see what music I'm listening to what other podcasts like I'm seeing people talking

shit about us on like that's what I do and that's why I will never listen to a podcast I don't even know if my Spotify is private like I always check that it's private but I have like anxiety that it's not I will never listen to a podcast on Spotify no that's what's weird like showing what podcasts you're listening to. Most of the time I'm listening to just things I'm proud of, things I would talk about on the show. But sometimes I'm like listening to embarrassing, like wanting to see what's going on in the community.

Yeah, of course. And it's like, is nothing private anymore? No, nothing is sacred. Like not every app has to be a social media app. Like normalize having private media apps, okay? Okay. Not social. Anti having private media apps okay okay not social anti-social media apps you should start one totally totally uh we were just talking about your book for a second I had something one more thing I wanted to say but it's neither here

nor there you're gonna get a lot of that today because your girl was up all night with your girl was up all night I almost was gonna text you and say podcast only episode in studio because I didn't want to put on makeup because my skin is like so bad from the lack of sleep have you also have you seen this eye oh you know that happened to me once you see this eye it's been like red for days no it has like a little something that happened to me once when I was on vacation I happened to be on vacation with a doctor um a doctor Oz and he told me it was totally fine doctor of Oz yeah he told me it's totally fine. A doctor of Oz? Yeah, he told me it was totally fine. You have nothing to worry about. I'm not worried.

It's just ugly. But it looked like somebody threw a piece of glass in my eye. Yeah, yeah. And everyone like looks, I was like, are you okay?

It looks much worse than it is. That's it. I didn't feel a thing. I didn't know it was a thing until people on my Instagram were like, what the fuck is up with your eye?

Yeah. And it was like a big purple like blood clot. Yeah. And Dr. Oz said it was fine. So you're fine. Okay. Thanks, Dr. Oz for the peace of mind. Today's Thursday, which means we're Housewives of Beverly Hills Yeah. And Dr. Oz said it was fine. So you're fine. Okay. Thanks, Dr. Oz,

for the peace of mind. Today's Thursday, which means we're Housewives of Beverly Hills recap. And I have actually like many, many thoughts. Dare I say I'm oozing with thoughts. Yeah.

There's a lot to discuss. Yeah. I'm looking forward to it. It was nice to have something to watch, even though everything is on Wednesdays now. I know. So give us a break.

And again, if you're like waiting for the Kardashians recap, I'm not waiting up till midnight to watch a TV show. Recaps are on Friday. Recaps are on Friday so we can give the girls the time that they deserve. And I have glowing reviews about the Kardashian new show, but like the midnight time slot is not working.

They moved it to like 9 p.m. Okay, but that's what you said. And then I went on my Hulu and it said it's coming out at 12. And then also I saw some, I think maybe Liz Hypo said, like they dropped the episode early. Like what is this? So apparently they dropped this week's episode early. What is it, a podcast, a Patreon episode?

Like you just drop when you feel? They dropped this episode early and then I go to Hulu and literally it says not available till 12. So. It's so confusing. It's so confusing. And that's not going to work for me. Me neither.

Like I'm a regimented queen. I like a schedule, a TV guide tv guide if you will and it's not gonna work no we're past the days of tv guides no i know now things just drop yeah it's like it's it's a drop guide yeah it's twisted it is twisted we need to be prepared to catch literally um so we've got a great show five fabulous stories one fabulous recap and two fabulous girls and two fabulous bryson strass it's true it's true she told no lies i told no lies bryce was doing his jealous brother thing this morning satiated with him and satiated him with a bully stick that he finished in 0.3 seconds they're getting faster and faster i think he's swallowing them all yeah and then he was a

sweet love so strice we miss you maybe tomorrow will be a Shry day. You never know. You never know. Ooh. I saw Shrice yesterday when they go on their walks. Bryce comes and picks up Theo, and then Theo goes and drops off Bryce. And I saw Thrice. It's really one of the better parts of my days. It's so sweet.

Their cousin walk where they could just catch up, talk about the family, talk about Magnolia. Yeah, but their friend Butters is there, too. The big poodle. What? Nothing. You have thoughts on butters i don't know like i just i don't know what the dynamic is between the three of them like does butters feel excluded because he's not family family or is like one of them getting closer with butters and the other one's feeling excluded i don't know okay so butters is this probably like 600 pound poodle that walks with Bryce and Stryce and like seeing them all together.

Bryce and Stryce are so small and this poodle is like above average size. Maybe it's not a, yeah, it's a poodle. It's giving poodle energy. It is, but it's like tall. It's a toodle. So I want to say two disparaging things about Butters. I hope Butters' mom isn't watching.

So Butters, one time in my house all three boys came to drop off Theo or pick up Theo I forget and I saw Butters get on his back two feet and like stand up like a human being and lunge at Bruno like I do think Butters coming for strays I think Butters has like an aggressive vibe and you know ever since that day Butters comes to my house to pick up Theo and he wears a muzzle because he's coming for strikes I'm telling you I think it's I've never heard of like an aggressive poodle it's very bizarre but I'm pretty sure he's like not not well yeah I think they've got a cute dynamic the three of them and like Bruno comes home happy every day yeah yeah no scratches like nothing there are other dogs in the group who like come and go. Butters is forever.

Yeah. But there are others in the rotation. We love to LARP about the other dogs. And just like Oliver. Is that his name? Yeah. Olive. Olive wears a bespoke harness. Yeah.

That is like fitted to a tee. It's like custom air made. Oliver is definitely like from Williamsburg. Like it gives, it's giving Brooklyn. Yeah. Edgy. He's very quaffed that olive and then there's mystery and mystery is a mystery the dog's name is mystery and there was like a brief period where mystery

was on every single walk like multiple times a day and we were like worried there might be trouble at home right um but that's again us just larping about the dogs in Bryce and Strice's group but now we haven't seen mystery in a while so I think think things have calmed down. Or they haven't. Maybe Mystery had a new baby at home and needed to get out of the house more, kind of like what Bryce was doing. And now everything's situated in their brother and sister. It's unclear what the gender of Mystery is.

Yeah, it's a gender-neutral name. It's a gender-neutral name. So I feel like Mystery is a girl. Honestly, I don't know. What about Butters? Butters' man, yeah I don't know what about Butters Butters man yeah yeah for sure Butters like sounds I guess the problem with having these like stupid dog names like puddles you know it's like you go up to someone in the street you're like oh it's such a cute dog what's his name and or what's its name and they're like Alex you're like hmm Alexandra or Alexander

because then you want to be like, oh, she's so cute. And then you have to like, you can't use pronouns for the rest of the interaction. Yeah, Bruno just got a new baby blue harness, which should signal to everyone he is a boy. But apparently Zach was with him and someone was like, oh, what's his name? And Zach was like, Bruno. And they were like, oh, that's such a manly name for such like a feminine looking dog. And I was like, it's Bruna. such a manly name for such like a feminine looking dog and i was like it's bruna is this is this pedestrian enforcing toxic gender stereotypes onto bruno at a young age yeah

yeah that's disgusting but he is bruna sometimes bruna bruna bruna bruna let me be a bruna bruna bruna bruna Let me be your Bruna. You just never know. Bruna, what's my name? Bruna, what's my name? What's my name? What's his name? Yeah, Theo wore a pink harness for most of his life.

And people were like, you have to start giving him a different color because people are going to think he's a girl. And I'm like, do you think I literally care? I bought the harness. They're like $25. He will wear it until it's worn out. And then I'll get him a different one then I did orange then I did blue like colors associating with gender for dogs sorry not a thing uh like a little bit but even when Theo wore a pink harness like I just saw him as Theo you know I didn't see the harness and pink went with his color the harness didn't wear him he wore the harness he was also influenced by Harry Styles

on the cover of Vogue. Because that was like the same week. Yeah. When he was wearing the dress. And he saw like color and style has no gender. Right. And he was really like moved by that. He was influenced.

100%. No. So Bryce used to wear like all nudes. But then they would get really dirty. So now he's wearing this blue. And he looks fantastic. He does. The boys look good.

The boys are looking good. The group is quaking. And we'll keep you updated on the whereabouts and the happenings of Mystery, Bryce, Thrice, Olive, and Butters. I will be shocked if we don't hear from one of their parents. From Butters' mom.

Being like, what'd you say? About my boy? Well, we did find Butters' mom's Instagram. Oh. Well, no. Butters' Instagram. Which I assume is run by his mom. I still haven't found his mom. It's premium.ters is Instagram. Butters is Instagram. Which I assume is run by his mom. I still haven't found his mom. It's premium. Yeah, no, she takes great pictures of all three of them. Yeah, that's how we find out what our kids are up to. Yeah, so it's nice. It's cute, yeah. So other than Butters, I think we should dive in. I think we should dive in. We have some great stories. Claudia chose four out of the five again, so you can expect a lot of fun celebrity fare.

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Kix is quaking. It's freezing in here today. I'm dressed properly because I'm cold on the bottom, warm on top, so I'm balanced. This thrice pillow is keeping my crotch really warm. So small and frail. No, I'm like so easily temperature controlled because i'm so tiny do you need a blanket small girl i'm shivering my bones are popping out do you do you need a blanket yeah i'll just complain you just want

to complain okay first story britney spears and sam ashgari are getting married on thursday wedding bells are ringing for britney the singer and her fiance are getting married on Thursday. Wedding bells are ringing for Britney. The singer and her fiance are getting married Thursday at her Thousand Oaks, California home, a source confirms to Page Six. The pair will tie the knot in an intimate ceremony surrounded by approximately 50 close friends and family members, they are told. TMZ reported that her brother Brian will be in attendance,

but her estranged parents and sister didn't receive invitations after their fallout over her conservatorship battle. Okay, I don't know why I was like surprised by this. I know they're literally engaged and the point of getting engaged is to get married. I just thought they were like engaged like for fun, you know? Yeah, a lot of celebrities get engaged for fun. And it's like they told us they want to get married.

She wants to end her conservative so that they can get married. The conservatorship ended a few months ago. So this actually is right on time yeah but it still seems soon no it seems like fast and I'm like shook I don't know why just this headline makes it seem fast they're getting married on Thursday it sounds like they decided today to get married in four days yeah uh today is Thursday oh I just they're getting married today Thursday's always four days away right like they got an aerial shot from like a helicopter or a drone of a big tent in her backyard like it's probably happening like right now oh she's getting married today right now as

we speak got it yeah no that makes sense though yeah it does seem a little soon you think they signed a prenup no you don't who's in britney's life is going to intern with cheetahs right i really hope she did even though like i like, I do think, like, their relationship is solid. But, like, you never know. Yeah, you never know. But I don't think that she did. What kind of bride do we think Britney's going to be? It's definitely going to be giving Chuggy Millennial.

For sure. That's Britney's aesthetic. And we love it. Yeah. No, it's going to be heart shapes everywhere. I think. Cookies that say, like, she said yes. Maybe even a crop top.

Very Sheena Marie Shea. maybe even a crop top you know she loves she loves a crop top yeah I do wonder like what her bridal aesthetic like dress is gonna look like and like will she be selling the photos to people magazine or something like I feel like she has fired everyone who does those things for her yeah no I don't think there's like gonna be some exclusive like I think we'll see the pictures on Instagram like a normal person yeah which is so crazy for like one of the biggest pop stars in history. Yeah. But yeah, she's not like that. Well, hopefully they have

a photographer who can take premium pictures. Yeah, I'm sure there's a photographer. It's not like a thrown together affair. Like the picture of the tent in the backyard,

like that's an expensive tent. Tents are often the biggest expense in a wedding and this was like a legit one. Yeah. So congratulations.

Hopefully tomorrow we'll have some pictures to share, some news. But Brittany's doing what she wants to do and that's all we wanted for her. Like obviously her family sucks, but like it is so sad to get married without your family. Yeah. Like no matter, like obviously I'm not saying she should have invited them,

but just like conceptually, like being at a place where you can't invite your family to your wedding is like really sad. Well, she's building a new family. She has her kids. Yeah. And her brother. Do you think kevin federline's gonna be there i have no idea what their relationship is extremely quiet throughout

this whole journey yeah i wonder what he's up to where does he live how does he make a living i think he probably gets alimony yeah but doesn't alimony stop if he gets remarried only if kevin gets remarried not britney yeah oh remarried, not Brittany. Yeah. Oh. So he's probably not going to want to rock the boat. No, totally. He's cool with his situation. He's probably like, show up, behave. Yeah, he's fine with his situation.

Not going to weigh in on the conservatorship. Right, no. As long as it doesn't affect his check. Right, right, right. Yeah. That is so interesting. Do Brittany's kids live with her full time? No.

No. Do they share custody? Like, what is the... I think so. So interesting. I think he probably has a lot of custody yeah me too because like for so long she like literally was not near her kids yeah but again i'm not the britney expert no me neither there's plenty of podcasts that are

though though like solely dedicated to it right anyways congrats looking forward to seeing pics me too are you ready for our next story yeah robert de niro jokes about owning all of taylor swift's albums he says i'm not not a fan turns out he knows energy when i read this headline i thought it was being sarcastic no i thought it meant that like he was part of the company that like owns her albums because every time someone talks about owning her albums they're talking about like who owns the masters that's very true this is we're triggered at this point I thought he was like an investor in either like or the new one yes inadvertently owns her album oh I thought he was being sarcastic yeah like yeah I own all her albums like I thought he was being a dick no so he opened up about his unlikely taking

to her music joking he owns all of her albums. Speaking to Variety about the upcoming Tribeca Film Festival, the actor and event co-founder were asked about their thoughts about her screening her All Too Well short film. This year or was that last year? This year, no. He was doing the interview with the co-founder of Tribeca, so they were just talking about Tribeca Film Festival. Got it.

Remaining tight-lipped on whether or not he's seen the project, he noted he was probably familiar with her music. He laughed and said, I have all of her albums. I'm not a fan. I probably hear her music and like it on the radio. He said, my young daughter puts a station on, and it drives me crazy when they chat. When they have music, it's okay.

By the way, Robert De Niro doesn't have like Sirius XM or an ox cordon. Okay, well, he probably has Sirius XM, but still sometimes they like inject their personalities. Yeah, but like not a lot. That used to bother me so much too. No, no, like growing up as a kid who like was like in the car all the time, it was like some of the low points of my life were like literally the commercial break. And we only had like two more minutes to get to our destination. It's like put the fucking song on.

No, but not even the commercial break when like the the hosts are talking about themselves who would want to listen to that it's disgusting like when you're trying to listen to music yeah or you have to listen to like war of the roses which is fake yeah oh well my like memory my association with like listening to people on the radio is Elvis Duran and the zoo morning zoo and they used to do those prank calls that's war of the roses oh yeah and those are fake no yeah a lot yeah they're fake how do you know because I worked in radio okay and so do you have proof or is this a vibe I it was just like known I thought no I mean I guess like when I was six like I I feel like I'm telling people that Santa Claus no literally like I mean I think what was it phone tap yeah what the fuck is war on the roses war of the roses it's like I don't know hold on well I guess when I was six years old like the idea of it being fake like

wasn't a possibility to me but maybe if I heard it now I'd be like that's so obviously stage because I'm a jaded queen yeah yeah maybe some of them are real but I how can they have them all the time and people don't know right they bust cheaters oh but that's not what phone tap was what was phone just like general prank calls like really elaborate they would have like they would have some one of their listeners call in be like I want to prank my husband here's everything you need to know about him yeah and they came up with like a little concoction and it was like so entertaining yeah but other than that I agree like it's kind of how I feel about concerts like when uh like a celebrity is doing a concert and they want to talk for 10 minutes after a song like love you but like please don't yeah it doesn't bother me like as much and now it's like now

being a mature adult like I could listen to someone on the radio, like talk about themselves, you know, and find it interesting. No. But it depends. Did I tune in for that? Like when I listen to a podcast, I'm tuning in for those people. When I'm listening to music. The truckers for the radio are here. Yeah.

Cause they're listening to the radio. Someone's coming on and talking about their day and they don't want to hear it. No. They just want to listen to Taylor Swift. Right. People turn on the radio, I think with with the sole purpose of listening to music. I would say maybe like 10% of people like listen to like AM radio, like weather news, stuff like that.

Like radio is for music. Like let's stop. Yeah. But some people like love the personalities. They become such a part of their commute and their day. That's extremely rare. I just want to say. No, but Elvis Duran is like...

Elvis Duran is one one in a thousand Ryan Seacrest one in a thousand Howard Stern one in a thousand one in a thousand Howard Stern you're choosing talk radio you're not looking for right right right right okay so like yeah one there's you named three do you know how many radio stations are in this country three and three thousand yeah there's some more hosts too but yeah so um what was the story Robert De Niro oh okay so um love that about him I think Robert whenever I hear of the Toronto Film Festival wait what is it Tribeca lol um Tribeca Film Festival I feel like my association is like always Robert De Niro did Did he start? He's heavily involved somehow. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. There's no wonder why he's the one being interviewed. Yeah. Interview. Well, we love a man with quality taste in music. And if that doesn't say that Taylor Swift's music is for all, I don't really don't know what will. Yeah, it is for all. It's for all. Are you ready for our next story? Some tea. J-Lo's halftime documentary shows that j-lo was unhappy to share the stage with shakira as she should when jennifer lopez had to share the super bowl halftime stage co-headlining with shakira in 2020 some including this new york post writer and the host of the morning toast wondered why jenny needed anybody else on her block although the two latina divas played nice and hugged it out at the hard rock stadium in mi. It turns out JLo wasn't feeling so good about having to squeeze in one typical

headliner show in the halftime, in half the time for the halftime. The 52-year-old Bronx icon bends her frustration about it during halftime. Her documentary that opened at the Tribeca Film Festival. Making Waves. Before premieres on Netflix June 14th. So it comes out next week. She said, this was the worst idea in the world says a pissed off JLo who was seen fighting with the NFL for more time to do her set justice while JLo doesn't come

right out and say why she had to split her stage time with Shakira her longtime manager Benny Medina doesn't miss mince words about the disrespect he said it was an insult to think that you needed two Latinas to do the job that one artist historically has done 100% we said that last time even though no complaints about the show literally Shakira could have done it by herself one year and JLo could have done it by herself one year and don't forget also like Bad Bunny showed up like it was it was giving disrespect and we felt that and I'm really glad she acknowledges that because when I look back on her show my first thought it was is like wow she was incredible and my second thought was like why were there so many artists on stage right and when we heard that Shakira was joining her we were just like question mark at the end of the day though it was an amazing show and they clearly

made it work and you can tell that she's such a professional and she's gonna make space for Shakira because the NFL is forcing her to but it was so unnecessary she has what it takes she has the discography the um the the, um, the choreography, like she has everything. There was literally no reason for it not to just be her. And then maybe Shakira a different year. Yeah. Um, and I felt frustrated like on her behalf. So I'm glad she was frustrated too. Like what the fuck? And it's just being honest about it. Cause you don't have to like lie. Okay. With everything all the time. Yeah. And so it's interesting to know that it wasn't her choice and that if she had had it her way, it would have been just her.

Obviously, like this is a once in a lifetime opportunity when you get to like this level of fame and like you want to make it the best possible thing you can be. And you're constricted to half the time, but you want to perform all your hits. Like that fucking sucks. Yeah.

And this seems to be a trend now. I can't, the last time we had a solo halftime show was. Oh, that was last year. Okay. They go in on and off, like Coldplay, Beyonce and Bruno Mars that one year which was definitely weird because each one of them could literally do five halftime shows and they had and it was already done it was Coldplay's halftime show and then they like brought out Bruno Mars and Beyonce who had already done their own halftime shows but like that was really amazing honestly it was incredible no but even um the year that

was maroon five travis scott yeah well even this most recent year it was like 12 medley it's a medley and now we're getting into halftime festival and we need to we need to go back yeah but they're like literally running out of people who really are eligible in the sense that their music is popular enough they're they haven't done pink because they're forsaking they put two in one year when they could have had one in one right so they could have had one running out of people that's not pink no i know but like kelly clarkson taylor swift and you know by the way we didn't report on it but pepsi no longer owns the halftime show oh we did a while ago that the rights were um we're coming up and then they didn't it should be the morning toast halftime show yeah but so they didn't repurchase it which now means taylor swift is officially eligible for the halftime show

because her daiko contract doesn't impede on it so that's interesting um but wait let's keep thinking of people who could do it by themselves drake drake ariana grande i think she's there yeah um even a lot of people who did like the medley this time around, like could have done it by themselves. Snoop Dogg, Mary J. Blige. Like it's really, I'm not into half cella. Yeah, no, not at all. And I'm glad that JLo's being honest too. I mean, some of the other artists that have been part of medleys,

like no, they weren't doing it by themselves. I'm sorry. It wasn't going to happen. Of course. So that's nice for them. What do you think is the greatest halftime show like in history oh i have so many favorites bruno mars me too i love katie perry was really good katie perry's like i could re-watch it and love it but at the time was the best thing i ever saw she

really was that bitch like it was the best thing i ever saw and she had just come off of like hit after hit after hit after hit like roar was like the biggest song ever that was an iconic moment for katie yeah i loved lady gaga oh same she gave everything she okay lady gaga's up there too she was beyond beyonce beyonce gave everything everything but then we've had some some not great ones like black eyed peas justin timberlake don't even don't i block that out you know there's a blind going around that people think is about justin timberlake um it's like this is it nt or dumois dumois this um you know male pop star sometimes actor doesn't want the world to know he's pretty much almost bald and i just thought that was interesting i thought

it also could have been about harry styles no but he's out there all the time with his hair like rocking his head like front and back but also the blind said like his hair piece is so natural like even an expert wouldn't know like okay good for him yeah there's so many things you could do now for baldness if you want to I know hair plugs I know a million people have had hair plugs and they definitely look like crazy in the beginning but but then it naturalizes. Yeah. Rogaine. Rogaine.

Like things really work. Sugar bear hair. Exactly. Exactly. Sugar bear hair. So I'm, the more I hear about JLo's documentary, the more I am looking forward to it. Can't wait. And I just love, especially since Gaga's was so good, I love to watch someone prepare in

a documentary style format for the Super Bowl halftime for the honor of a lifetime yeah it is it's up there with the honor of a lifetime yeah what else the Platinum Jubilee yes that's what yes the Platinum Jubilee no it's the okay if you could perform at the Platinum Jubilee or the Super Bowl halftime what would you do the Super Bowl halftime like more people more people but more honor no definitely i'm american like the super bowl i don't know more people watch the super bowl i don't we don't know the numbers of platinum jubilee but um but wait also like you then you're at the top of itunes like and i feel like when you do the super bowl like everyone has an opinion like that sucked but if

you're in the jubilee like it's just a part, a nice part of the day, you know? Yeah, and, like, is there a green room with Kate and William? No, and, by the way, you usually share the stage at the Jubilee with other artists, and, unless you're J-Lo, but usually it's just you at the Super Bowl, and then there's, like, so much fanfare before, during, afterwards. I think I would choose the Super Bowl. Yeah, if you asked me, like, six months from now, I'll probably choose the Super Super Bowl but right now the Jubilee is like so fresh big in my heart yeah you know I also would like to apologize to our Irish toasters um I made the grave mistake of saying that Niall Horan was British um and like deep in my heart like I knew he was Irish but is that also still a part of like the Queen or is that Scotland no it's um I think Irish has independence now but it's a it's a good question

okay okay but they were common misconception they were once together now they might be apart okay so I just want to apologize like for saying that Niall Horan was British I just meant like the one I meant one okay whatever yeah I know I know what I said I was wrong so let me go um it's separated from great written geographically so it's not under the commonwealth is Ireland an English country English is the spoken language thank you oh god is Ireland part of the United Kingdom Northern Ireland is okay maybe he's Northern Irish There's drama there Yeah for sure It's giving

Branson No That's the drama No it's giving Branson From Downton Abbey No that is the drama He was like a A renegade right

Yeah he didn't want Ireland to be a part Of Great Britain Got it Yeah It's giving Branson But then he fell in love With

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On Monday, TikToker Amanda Jones shared a recipe for healthy soda alternative, but users are not convinced that it tastes like Coca-Cola. The original TikTok has already amassed nearly half a million likes and the internet is buzzing over this um even jenna and hoda ma'am um if you're looking for a healthy alternative to coke why don't you try um diet coke yeah literally this pisses me off obviously as a diet coke aficionado let me tell you why first of all like oh you think coke never had the idea let's make a healthy coke it's literally called diet coke it has zero calories zero sugar like the aspartame like might kill you but it's fine like it's fine tasty but you'll still be healthy um first of all

or coke zero coke zero second of all like why why that's really where i'm left what i'm left wondering is why and it did occur to me to try this and then i realized like i would literally rather die than put balsamic vinegar anywhere near my mouth like i think it's the most disgusting substance substance on the planet i think you need to try it no and also like i wanted to make the tiktok but basically like everyone sits with like a cup of ice in front of them and then pours the two ingredients in but like my ice machine has been broken for like a year and like i never got it fixed like I'm just like embarrassed to do it without ice because that's also really disgusting yeah that's nasty you should just get a bag of ice from the

store yeah I will say though like when people mix the ingredients together they do really look like Diet Coke because the Diet Coke the LaCroix makes it really bubbly yeah and then the bottom is just like black like Diet Coke I think you need to try it on for all of us. You're our resident TikTok expert and you get all of the pros and now it comes some of the responsibilities. I know. I really can't. Like I'm very thirsty on TikTok and there's really no length I won't go to to get the content. But a line I will not cross is eating balsamic vinegar. Like I think there's nothing more disgusting or smelly on the planet than balsamic vinegar. I can't believe people eat it.

Do you still post other TikToks other than our morning toast clips? Yeah, like, I make my own trends, but, like, I'm definitely posting. What trends are you making? You know, a cute text your husband sends you. I'm not making trends.

Oh, sorry, you're, like, doing them. Following trends. But I'm definitely more heavy podcast content now. That's exciting. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, I'm happy for you.

So that's why I really, I can't do this. And I can't subscribe. And I just feel like people on the internet, like, my God, you're willing to drink balsamic vinegar just to save yourself, like, calories from Coke? Like, that is just a mindset. They just want attention. 100%.

And this is, like, things like this are just why. I actually came really close to downloading tiktok yesterday i actually started the download and then canceled it why because i wanted to look at that page that you sent me about cars jackie's thinking about getting a car and i i don't follow but this girl's always coming up she's like hey mamas we're reviewing the ford f-150 today is it mama approved and she has like a lot of followers and she gives like good tips so i was like bitch like you need a mom car here. I need a mama mobile. So she goes from top to bottom, like top tiers. I think she does like Porsches

all the way down to like more affordable. She does it all. Yeah. So I really wanted to watch all of her videos, which is not something you can do on Safari. And I was like, okay, I'll download it to watch. And then I was like, no, not. So you're only doing yourself a disservice because like you might not get the best possible car because you didn't follow mama car reviews yeah but then I asked Zach if I could look at it on his phone fraudulent no I just wanted to look at it but it would just have been a rabbit hole like I can't I can't go down there um but then seeing something like this like makes me feel really good about my decision yeah no like I saw the original video now I've been seeing like other people trying it and most people are like this is rancid and some people are like I mean like I could see it like my god you are so desperate just drink the coke like I fucking hate this shit like just drink a

LaCroix you're so concerned right no aren't there like a thousand brands that make fake soda, Olipop. Right. Poppy. Mm-hmm. Like, stop. Like, really stop. Have an Olipop, literally. Or just have a Diet Coke. No, but they, like, one, it tastes like Coca-Cola, they say.

Diet Coke doesn't taste like Coca-Cola. It's better. Of course. But Olipop does. It's so twisted. People are really sick. Yeah, no.

In the name of health. People have too much time on their hands and they also feel the need to share it with the world and yeah she was like my pilates instructors swear by this product like i'm sure they do no i'm sure they do too and your pilates instructor is not okay she's unwell she's unwell well and the girl drinking it the first time was like oh my god it's like literally coke i was like shut oh my God, it's like literally Coke. I was like, shut the fuck up. No, it's not. Sorry.

Like when you mess with Diet Coke and like that's kind of where I draw the line. Okay. Everybody has their boundaries. Yeah. I just think this is like twisted. It is. And I feel like when people are always going on about like diet culture, about things that like I don't find problematic.

I don't really understand like toxic. This is toxic diet culture. Yeah. Drink the fucking soda, bitch. Or don't. Or don't really understand like toxic. This is toxic diet culture. Yeah. Drink the fucking soda, bitch. Or don't. Or don't. Drink water. Juliana, you drink a lot of water.

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Do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do. It's the final story. Mess with my Diet Coke and I'll fuck you up. Fuck around and find out. Gorgeous. Georgina. Gorgeous.

Our fifth and final story, the Gram grammys has added new award categories to the grammys the recording academy has announced several new awards and rule changes for the grammy awards new awards include songwriter of the year non-classical love along with best score soundtrack for video games and other interactive media sorry that's one category sorry and the special merit award for best song for social change okay other amendments include changes to the grammy's entry and voting processes including a rule that ups the minimum new content for album eligibility from 50 to 75 i don't know what that means all changes go into effect immediately for the 65th annual grammy awards taking a place in 2023 don't get me wrong like there are some

songs for social change that literally like shook the foundation of which i walk someday when we aren't six feet apart that and the one the one help the one don't look it up we're gonna figure no don't look it up okay it's the disney channel kids of course the disney channel kids like we are the world yeah that's what i was it was the disney channel version of we are the world and it was like oh man they make a better place so let no that's it goes like um a butterfly so that no that's it goes like um what's i said enough and around and send it on yes send it on on and on just one hand can heal another reach apart reach your heart just one spark starts to fire the one little action the chain reaction will never stop. Make it strong,

shine a light, and send it on. I knew we would get there. Nothing feels as good as getting it on your own. Getting it. Okay, so like those are... Send it on. On and on. On and on. And then there was Nick Jonas. On and on. Gorgeous. Everyone came together to send it

on demi miley selena jonas brothers pepperdine university totally gorgeous okay so my caveat to that statement is like while there are songs send it on that change like literally change lives for social change i find a lot of the newer like social justice songs like to be like really cringy it's like get out and vote like it's like and like you should know i support the message it's just like it's giving cringe and i feel like this new category is going to encourage people to do more like cringy moments you can get a grammy it's going to be like a low it's going to be like a loophole yeah so like while there are certain social justice songs, like we are the world, like literally change lives.

Yeah. I just feel like the newer ones are like giving, it's giving performative, you know? Beyond. So, and I think it's going to encourage more performative measures, which we don't need. Yeah. But that other category songwriter of the, is definitely something I'm into. Yeah. Because there's a lot of like, you know, Shane McAnally, like behind the scenes, literally

song land people. Yeah. Who deserve shine. Yeah. Who deserve, and they win Grammys when the artist wins Grammys, but they deserve their own moment. Yeah. We should know who they are because they're writing all these songs that we're singing

along to. It's so true. Like normalize having songwriters be famous. Yeah. Yeah. But I feel like for some songwriters, it's actually a great normalize having songwriters be famous yeah yeah but I feel like for some songwriters it's actually a great job if you don't want to be famous but you want like that to express yourself you want to express yourself you make a ton of money yeah but you

can go to the grocery store and I still feel like even with this Grammy you can maintain if that's like the privacy you want you can maintain that even with this new category maybe it won't be on television yeah it'll definitely be on like the loser one nobody watches before yeah or they just give it out before and you know. So I like that. I think the Grammy should also

I like the beat. I think the Grammy should also update some of their categories to like, you know, stop cheating and like lying, you know? Yeah, like make it

merit based as opposed to just like who can crawl up your ass far enough. That's my new favorite saying. Maybe that's next year. Crawl up your ass. Yeah, like everyone's crawled up each other's butts. It's so true. I'm so far up your ass I'm. That's my new favorite saying. Maybe that's next year. Crawl up your ass. Yeah, like everyone's

crawled up each other's butts. It's so true. I'm so far up your ass I'm about to come out your mouth. Oh yeah, we're up each other's butts. Like in a positive way. Yeah, no, I think it could be positive or negative.

Just like anything. Just like anything. Just like life. And you know what? To that I say, send it on. On and on. That's such a good song.

I'm actually going to go home and watch a music video. Yeah. I remember being like, I have to to recycle question yeah what are we sending on is that about recycling it was like reduce reuse recycle vibes love it which is a great message for the kids today yeah no i would watch that i would watch that send it on video and like literally go rummaging through the trash like separating separating my glasses my papers what a song for social change should do right but now it's just like you're one in a million and like it's giving cringe yeah send it on y'all but one heart can

heal another don't forget that and one spark starts a fire i mean that's facts what was that other one i think it was like mitchell musso like reduce reuse recycle, recycle. Reduce, reuse, recycle. That sounds like, you know, what's that thing? Reading Railroad? Something like that. Yeah. You know? Conjunction, junction. What's your function?

And also, you know what's from that? What's that from? The Reading Railroad or something. I need to, this I need to look up. But wait, you're going to quick. Do you know what other song is from that thing that we're talking about right now junction uh schoolhouse rock okay do you know what else is from that what and that's a magic number no that's from school of rock yes but do you know where he was referencing it from schoolhouse rock right how do you know that

because like somebody told me it on the comments when we started saying it a lot okay cool yeah conjunction junction that was like a sexy it was like the kids version of Marvin Gaye that song came out I was like taking my top off conjunction junction what's your function like yeah I could just see the strice brothers and you know what Jackie what Jackie what is our function well our function is to bring people joy make laugh, get people from one day to the next, be a part of people's everyday. And what is a conjunction? Habit. The function of a conjunction is to make.

Is it like there they are? Yeah, I think so. So it's kind of like when we put words together, we're doing conjunctions. Yeah, we love conjunctions. Right. That's like all we do. Like it's a good story it's a gory exactly that is it's a bad story it's a gory teacher smiles teacher is happy that's not a conjunction when teacher frowns teacher is sad sad it's not a conjunction okay conjunction is a word used to connect clauses or sentences

or to coordinate words in the same clause right dish issues dishes okay should we dive into our tv recap of the real housewives of bevelios okay wait i just want to say um seven conjunctions these are the english seven conjunctions there's only seven yeah for and nor but or yet so so it's we were totally wrong it's not a contraction so it's just a word that what used to connect clauses or sentences oh okay so like i'm feeling really great and i'm also really tired and would be the connector yes and i think a really over complicated way of just like a contraction is what we're talking about tissues gory right bory there about. Dissues. Gory. Right. Bory. There. Depends which type of there. I'm so glad we learned all of this, you know, and not had to pay our taxes. Contraction, traction.

What's your action? Love. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Are you ready? I'm ready to move on, though that was really a nice trip down memory lane. It just opened up a pocket of my brain that I look forward to delving into later today.

Well, you're going to have to get back into that soon, like when Haroldson starts going to school, and he's like, Mom, what's a conjunction? And you're sitting there being like, there it's, you know? And I'm like... You just turn it on. Conjunction, junction, what's your function? But I think it's a little inappropriate, that song.

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was like an episode that gave us like pretty much nothing until the very end and I thought the ending was so interesting up until that like I don't really have any thoughts like really um sad about Lisa Rinna's mom and I think I saw like a lot of people being like can't believe she went on the trip and it's like normalize experiencing grief and like still living your life right I didn't think it was weird at all normalize experiencing grief in your own way like I don't think anyone could say that like Rinna doesn't care heartbroken about this so like also it hadn't really hit her yet in the time that it takes to hit her might as well try and enjoy enjoy your life and I'm sure that's what Lois would have wanted right and really hearing her talk about how like even at her age the fact that she had a mom who was 93 who could

still hear see like I was like so jealous and I was like that is amazing so I actually feel like her perspective on the whole thing was really um positive not positive but healthy yeah and I think the other women like Kyle who obviously lost her mom like a while ago like helping her come to the realization of how blessed she should feel um I really appreciated that as someone who like doesn't even have a dad I'm like you're kidding right yeah no it was very very nice and also just shows Rna like as much as you know we criticize her like she is committed to this show she will literally she there was no way she was missing this trip and it's not even because she's not like grieving or whatever like she's

compartmentalizing she's doing the job working and she's also sharing and opening up like that's really why we love Rinna and that's also like what real people do with their friends like yeah it was extremely relatable and I just feel like I actually respected her going on the trip not I didn't think it was like classic thirsty Rinna like I didn't know no not at all um I did think an interesting thing with Rinna just to skip a little bit was like Sutton brought up this thing that like all these women in society yeah say say about Crystal which is basically like Crystal will make things up about you like beat you down and then become friends with someone like on top of the ladder.

And in her confessionals, Lisa said, she was like, yes, I had heard this about Crystal, but I decided not to use it. Which I just thought was like a really interesting word for her to say, as opposed to like, I just decided not to bring it up. Yeah, no, it definitely like kind of exposes like the way that the women

do use information about each other on the show she was probably keeping this in her arsenal in her arsenal but also it's a hard even when Sutton said it it sounded like conspiratorial and kind of crazy and until Rinna said that in her confessional I would have been like what the fuck are you talking about yeah but I guess it's like a thing and so I'm glad that Rinna said it to the viewer so that like watching that scene I had more context and I was like oh Sutton's not just pulling shit out of her ass throwing shit at the wall and yeah of course maybe Rinna should have spoken up and backed Sutton in that moment but I also didn't really need her to but yeah then Sutton she did I mean it did sound kind of stupid because then

also she was doing exactly what they were accusing Crystal of like talking about something but not sharing exactly what it was. So the Crystal thing. So I feel like a lot of people are confused. Like Sutton wasn't even mad at first and now she is. And I feel like Sutton got mad when she finally got confirmation that the thing Crystal was talking about was the conversation about the jacuzzi. Because I think maybe Sutton said like,

maybe did I accidentally say something I didn't mean to be offensive, but that came off really offensive to Crystal. So she was kind of like tiptoeing around it and and that's why she wasn't getting angry until she found out that the thing Crystal was talking about was this big nothing burger how did she find out that that's what it was or was that her guess Crystal confirmed it at the table at the table and and I think Crystal Sutton went at the lunch with Garcelle was like I mean the craziest thing I said was the jacuzzi thing and was what Sutton said in the jacuzzi problematic no it if

anything it was like a little cringy and like it was giving like you know like performative like all welcome in my jacuzzi but there was nothing mean-spirited or bad about it no and two things and I'm glad Garcelle backed her up one going back to the initial reason why we're even having this conversation Garcelle said when you said that that to Sutton, you wanted to set her up. And Crystal said it was because of something she said before that. But that conversation took place the next day. So the lie detector determined that was a lie.

And wait, and she's going on and on about how Kyle doesn't remember it because she was drunk. Kyle doesn't remember it because she was in a different room. Right, so. It was really bad for Crystal. Like she's wrong.

And she's. So you did want to just say that to Sutton. No matter what she said. And I felt like when Garcelle said. Like you set Sutton up. I'm like that is so random. But actually. Now that I'm.

Like she got caught in a major lie. Crystal. I'm like. Maybe Garcelle was right. Maybe Garcelle wasn't just like being a potster. No. Because even though. Like that was her excuse for saying that.

It actually happened the next day. So that's null and void. And also like Crystal is behaving so bizarrely because she was upset with Sutton for saying that she doesn't see color. But then the next day she's talking about what she saw in her jacuzzi seeing color. All these different people hanging out with her kids. And that's upsetting to her too. So were you upset that she saw color or that she didn't see color? That was Sutton's way of like kind of, I think, resolving or like making, like justifying a little bit

to what she had said the night before. So I don't really understand Crystal like at all in this scenario. It was such a bad episode for her. At the end of the table where like everyone was just like calling her out on her lies and she like couldn't say anything. Like she looked like a huge loser. it was really bad no she really really

did and I'm glad that we all got and Sutton got to the bottom of what it was because we were all just gonna wonder of course and it it was a nothing nothing literally nothing and obviously I'm not like an expert on race so when when Crystal was like Garcelle do you think that was problematic and Garcelle was like no I'm like okay I'm not missing an expert on race. So when, when Crystal was like, Garcelle, do you think that was problematic? And Garcelle was like, no. I'm like, okay, I'm not missing anything.

Right. It was so weird. It was so weird. And what's crazy is Crystal keeps saying, they're, you know, saying what words I can and can't use. This is too strong.

That's too strong. And then Kyle says, well, you're gaslighting the situation. She said, don't say that. Okay. So the thing is,

is like Crystal getting hung up on everyone, getting hung up on her words um she literally is using the wrong words yeah there was nothing dark about what sutton had said and honestly what was the other word she used last season uh violated okay she was entitled to feel violated she didn't say sutton violated me she said i felt violated so like she's entitled to feel that but in this particular scenario like literally talk about using the wrong word like dictionary definition Merriam-Webster yeah and Merriam-Webster define dark she was also lying because that conversation happened after the one from the night before so now we have to go back to Garcelle's original point when you said that like you didn't matter

what Sutton said you wanted to set her up and you know what um Erica is making herself look so bad because she's just doing anything she's obsessed with going against um Sutton and so she was backing up uh Crystal a little bit at the dinner and then next week she like tries to gaslight Crystal into hating Sutton more and it's making her look so bad she looks like has to get over it she's really looking crazy bitter and evil but it looks like next week it's mission accomplished because Sutton more and it's making her look so bad she looks like has to get over it she's really looking crazy bitter and evil but it looks like next week it's mission accomplished because Sutton like kind of loses it she has to back away from the table like her and it's exactly what Sutton and Rinna said that Crystal does she like attaches herself to the head honcho of the group to take down the little people or people that she's like not feeling and that's what she's doing with Erica and when they said that about Crystal I was like who is the number one girl

in this group I was thinking the same thing who is it it depends I do think a lot of the time it's Kyle but because she's the OG because she's the OG but she doesn't really get involved you don't need Kyle on your side or not she's not like Rinna you need Rinna and Erica but they're also like not really least liked yeah I was thinking the same thing so I didn't know like which way she was climbing up the ladder like to get to who and normally when someone interjects on someone else's behalf as much as Garcelle does for Sutton it drives me crazy but Sutton is like not good at being a housewife like she could not go toe-to-toe with people she her voice gets like trembly and quaky and she starts to cry except she was really strong last night when she was

talking to Crystal I think because she felt like finally like I think the whole time she thought there was something worse that she had said and she didn't remember so I think when she got finally confirmation she like felt confident like I was saying something nice yeah and then having Garcelle having her back I think that gave her even more confidence and I don't mind it when Garcelle speaks on behalf of Sutton because first of all she's consistently speaking backs like the way Garcelle in less than is this her second season or third third third has become one of my favorite housewives of all time like she is so rational and it's just it's refreshing to see someone be so logical even if that sometimes means like questioning their own friend, you know?

It's not really, and of course she always has Sutton's back, but she was tight with Crystal and she was happy to like point a finger and be like, point out something that Crystal was doing. I just love Garcelle and it doesn't bother me that she speaks up for Sutton in the way that she does. Because if she didn't, first of all, nobody would. And Sutton has a hard time speaking up for herself. Yeah, and she's speaking facts.

Even next week it looks like she says to like Erica, you know, get Sutton to have a reaction and leave the table. Yeah, and she's speaking facts. Even next week, it looks like she says to, like Erica, you know, gets Sutton to have a reaction and leave the table and Garcelle's like, you are bothering me. Like she is bothering me. Yeah, she really is. And love Garcelle. Like that's love. A couple of weeks ago when we were like,

we don't know whose side we're on. And the audience, and it's so it's, even if Sutton was on an island by herself and like going against all of the girls, the audience is really on Sutton's side or they were last season so it's frustrating if like we're all watching something and there's no one on our behalf it's it's almost sad and it's unfair and Garcelle is a worthy adversary

she's a really good friend too she's a really good friend and she's just extremely like like poignant like she gets to the point she doesn't like start an unnecessary drama like she got and a lot of people think she's a potster but I feel like she gets involved like when it's necessary yeah and sometimes even like last night with Erica she kept like bringing things up just so that the conversation would continue I know and but she was also helping us get to the heart of the matter yes I think you know it looks like next week she's acting extremely nefarious but sometimes I don't and Garcelle does that too where it's like, well, why'd you say this? You said what?

What'd you mean? Like, move it along. Help us. Thank you. Moving the conversation gets somewhere. Yes. Because when I was like, what'd I miss? And everyone's quiet.

It's like. Right. Just get to it. Just get to it. Diana was pissing me off too. I love her. Same. But like her take so far and they've been insignificant are just bad.

Yeah. It looks like next week she's fighting with Crystal. Withton which doesn't work for me and of course she has to back up her friend crystal but like she's she's really like full of kind of atrocious takes well she's coming into the group like from a weird angle she's friends with Rinna who was beefing with Sutton Rinna's friends with Erica and she's friends with crystal who was beefing with Sutton yes so give her a minute to get acclimated I'm just like beyond confused by Crystal like what was her goal I don't know and then sometimes I see her and like in a conversation and she's so endearing and I like her so much and then she'll get into it and I'm like what she has just like

bad takes all around yeah and she really is acting so immature. And when Diana was like, it's because you're young. Like really, maybe that is what it is. Yeah. I mean, it is a huge, all the other women are well into their 50s. And she's 30. It's definitely a factor. But also a factor is just her general bad takes. Yeah.

And wrong thoughts. And this whole thing about, I'm not going to tell you what she said, but it was really, really bad. Immature and so wrong. And the fact that she got exposed and it was nothing makes her look even more like crazy for not saying it. It's like, oh, the whole time you knew it was nothing. She looks awful. And it was said after the original comments.

Full of lies. Full of lying. Yeah. Lies. Yeah. Gaslighting lies. Yeah. It's not good.

Dorit was like MIA from the episode, but obviously she's like going through stuff. Yeah. It's not good. Dorit was like MIA from the episode, but obviously she's like going through stuff. Yeah. So it was a good last scene, but I was, I was like, this episode sucks up until then. It was like just so much filler. Yeah.

But seeing them on the plane was fun. Thanks Diana. Thanks Diana. Truly. They all looked so relaxed. Like they were all still wearing their glam. Like it wasn't typical, like customs,

airport security. Everyone just looks fresh. It was just like taking a road trip. It was so nice. It was. You need a friend like Diana. We do. We do. So that was Real Hot Stats of Beverly Hills recap. Tomorrow will be

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