The Toast - S5 Ep76: Tryday: Friday, June 10th, 2022

Episode Date: June 10, 2022

1. Inside Britney Spears and Sam Asghari’s Wedding - See the Photos (Page Six) (12:08)  2. Crystal Kung Minkoff Suggests Sutton Told a Different ‘Problematic’ Story (Page Six) (19:02)�� 3. Jeffrey Epstein ‘Pedophile Island’ Gets Price Cut After Two Months For Sale (NY Post) (22:28)  4. Rebel Wilson Just Came Out on Instagram By Posting A Cute Picture With Her Girlfriend (Buzzfeed) (27:53)  5. Khloe Kardashian Confirms Kim ‘In In Love’ With Pete Davidson (Page Six) (34:30)  - The Kardashians Recap (38:04)  The Morning Toast with Jackie  (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry  (@girlwithnojob)  Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast and happy... Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend. Friday, Friday, getting down on Friday. Today is actually Thry-day because Thrice is in the building. Hello, Theodore, my love, my angel, my nephew, my perfect love. It's Thry-day, but it's also Try-day because today we are putting our money, oh, we're putting our mouths. Our money where our mouths are. Today we're putting our mouths. Our money where our mouths are.

Today we're putting our mouths where our money is. Right. So yesterday, we, mostly me, were just like annihilating the internet for this dumb balsamic vinegar trend. And it's really kind of unfair and not cool of me to speak on a trend I haven't participated in. So through no choice of my own, I was forced by you. Yeah. I think it's important. You want to talk about dumb shit, fuck around and find out. Fuck around and find out. So we're just going to kick off today's show, testing out this new healthy Coke trend, which consists of balsamic vinegar over ice with

LaCroix. So I have all my ingredients. I cannot, you know, I've never tasted balsamic vinegar in my life. Like the smell makes me, oh, let me smell it. It's really rich. Wait, let me just pour and then you can, so it's just a little bit. No, it's more than that. I watched a video. No, it's like that. Okay. A little bit more. No, it's like that. Okay. It's that. It's that. Okay. Here, you want to smell it? It's really rich. This is a expensive bottle, I think. Oh yeah. That's fragrant. Then we're going to take our sparkling LaCroix. This is an expensive bottle, I think. Oh, yeah. That's fragrant. Then we're going to take our sparkling LaCroix. This is the lime flavor, which I think makes sense.

You know, Diet Coke with lime. Love it. And apparently you just pour it over in our Morning Toast tumbler, available at shopmorningtoast.com, even though I think it might be sold out. We have tumblers for sure, though. Shopmorningtoast.com. I know you're trying to outweigh the balsamic. No, no, no.

I can see that that's what you're doing. This is what. I can see that you're trying to. No, look. Maybe I do need a little bit more. A little bit more. Yeah. You wouldn't drink a Diet Coke that looks like that.

This is so twisted. Over my white pants. I'm being so irresponsible. That's what you get for being a TikToker. Okay. Okay. That looks like a Diet Coke that a TikToker. Okay. Okay. That looks like a Diet Coke that had the ice melt in it. Sure.

I mean, it smells like balsamic vinaigrette, but it smells like balsamic vinaigrette mixed with a Coke. It really does. Let me just get it really mixed. There is something Coke-like. Yeah, but there's also something balsamic. Yes. Okay.

You guys don't understand, like, what a big deal it is. I'm not trying to, like, be annoying and, like, stall. But you don't want to understand what a big deal it is for me. I've never had balsamic vinegar in my life. Like, I think it is the most disgusting sauce or whatever you want to call it on the planet. Like, when people dip it into their breads, like I immediately think they're disgusting and I won't like go near them because their breath smells. Wow.

I like to dip my bread in oil and... I know. So does Ben. Okay. Are you filming this for your TikTok? I mean, I'm going to clip it for TikTok. Okay. So make sure to be like really good for TikTok.

Like I really can't. You have to because you brought it up and you can't speak on things which you don't know about. You don't understand like how stubborn I am. Like I don't eat things that I don't like to eat. You know what I mean? That's how I've literally never had balsamic vinegar in my life. Yeah.

Just do it. It's like ripping off a bandaid. It's like ripping off a bandaid. It'll be over. It would have been over if you took that sip. For sure. But I just, just to, so people think I'm not being dramatic. This is, the equivalent of me drinking this is like a normal human being with like a normal

taste palette Mixing up duty and literally drinking it through a straw So I just want to let you know this is what I do for likes and views subscribe Okay Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, seriously take it like I'm really gonna throw up. Oh my god Oh my god. Why do we do that drink you drink it bitch you oh my god i need something stronger oh drink it drink it drink it you drink it drink it how did this become about me this is our show come on you drink it how did this become about me oh my god i'm not gonna be able to breathe through my nose

for the rest of the show like go eat dead ass. Have a go eat a snack. You want goldfish? No, no. I want you to drink it. You're not getting out of this. You guys, it's fucking sick. Oh, I can't breathe. What do you think?

Like, it's obviously not not coke but like if someone served that to you to me not to you because clearly you can't handle but if someone served that to me at a restaurant i'd be like ew this restaurant has disgusting diet coke no that could not be mistaken for diet coke no like it could be it has the consistency it could be i could see why a pilates instructor would think so you guys i'm literally never gonna be the same like dead ass you need to cleanse your palate you need an amuse bouche i need a donut like grab some goldfish for her oh my god you need to amuse your bouche girl and if i'm like burping it up like this is really one of the worst things you guys have ever made me do

throw out yeah i need to use something that's the price of being on tiktok so true honestly it's too expensive do you know what i did last night what downloaded tiktok nope close i stalked your tiktok on saxophone oh and the people like really love us honestly the people really love you yeah they were saying well of course i looked at the videos where it's like i'm shining um and they were saying such nice things about your girl you You know, last time I was on TikTok, and if I ever dared to post something without makeup, they said I looked like a boy. That was mean.

They said, who's this boy? That is mean. I said, that's a girl. Okay, I feel better. You just need to amuse your boosh. Thank you for making me do that. Do it for the content. Your TikTok is probably going to blow up.

I'm disgusted. But what if you got 5,000 followers from this? Would it be worth it? Yeah. Everyone get to tap to tap in yeah for sure um so thank you for making me do that now we can finally move on with today's show like literally when you guys came up with the idea yesterday like i haven't thought of anything but like like really you came up with the idea you're the one who chose that story you're it wasn't my idea to try it ever no but like you were not if you never brought it up you wouldn't be trying it and if you never brought it up, you wouldn't be trying it. And if I never brought it up, we wouldn't be the relevant iconic show that we are. That's also true.

So we do what we have to do to be like who we are, which is everything of the sort. Facts. She's speaking facts today, you guys, for Friday, Friday. We have a great show. We've got five stories that are bleak. They're depressing, honestly. And then we have the Kardashians recap, new episode of the Kardashians on Hulu, the Tristan of it all. So we'll get into that. Anything else you want to catch up on? It's also Friday, so I would be remiss. I would be

devastated and I would be heartbroken. If I didn't remind you guys that today's Friday, it is the furthest away from the weekend we are ever going to be. Nope, that's not true. Furthest away from Monday we are ever going to be. Nope, that's not true. Furthest away from Monday we are ever going to be. That's true. I want you to acknowledge the space that you're in. Close your eyes for a moment. Just acknowledge it. Realize how blessed we are. It could be a Tuesday, but it's not. It's a Friday. We've got Saturday and Sunday coming up. And it's not over yet. You know, it's just beginning. It's all on the horizon. It's all exciting. Think about that. Take a second. It's all on the horizon.

It's all exciting. Think about that. Take a second. Matter of fact. That was so peaceful. Namaste, everyone. I really think we should do manifestations. Not manifestations.

Meditations. Okay. Where we have everyone acknowledge the space that we're in and we just talk about the days of the week. We should start a whole other podcast every day. It's like a five-minute meditation about... What day it is and how you're going to get through it. And it's called. Friday.

Sure. Friday. Friday. Yeah. Okay. I'm ready. Yeah. Because I like meditating is really, I was just meditating and I really was present.

Yeah. In your guided meditation. And I feel so relaxed. Like not to. Should I meditate for you? Well, I was going to say not to should I meditate for you well I was gonna say not to insult the meditation community like I think it's a hoax okay and I'm maybe just for me like I'm incapable of meditating okay can you yeah I mean after we made you drink balsamic vinegar I don't know if we can restore your peace but I'm gonna relax and do your hands like this how I did

something about it's peaceful no there's nothing peaceful about using my muscles to hold my arms up like if I want to be at peace like like my limbs are totally relaxed. Like even I need to uncross my legs. Like any sort of strain on my body will not relax me. Okay. Close your eyes. Picture this. It's Friday. You're getting into bed. You go to your phone. Should I set my alarm? No. We are ushering in some alarm-free living. How long will I sleep? It's anybody's guess. I've got God's hands now.

You're not part of the meditation. I've got Theo beside me. He's freshly groomed. He said, Mommy, I'm tired. Can we sleep 12 hours? You say, of course, Theo, because it's Friday. Namaste. That didn't sound like meditation. It sounds like you were reading me a children's book, and that was the end of it because it's Friday namaste that didn't sound like meditation it sounds like

you were reading me a children's book and like that was the end of it like it's Friday that's a really good way for a book to end yeah we should also while we're doing new business ventures mogul energy we should also write a children's book about days of the week we'll release seven of them and you know it'll be a cash grab because you have to buy every single book in order for like the kids to learn the days of the week. Right. And we teach them at a young age which days to appreciate and which days to, like, put a brave face on for. Yeah, which days to just, like, truck through, you know.

100%. Keep your head down. It'll be over soon. It'll be over soon. Just, like, get through it. Yeah. I love that. Let's put that on our list of mogul aspirations. And, of course, the children's book where it's Bruno, Theo,

Butters and Mystery taking on the town. Right, right, right, right, right, right. Taking the town. Right, right, right. People were really kind of swept up in our dog group drama yesterday. I have to be honest,

when we were telling the story, I felt like it was something that I, like, I find so much personal joy in thinking about the dynamics of the dog walk. And we go back and forth, like LARPing and coming up with scenarios of what these dogs are thinking and going through. And we go back and forth, like, LARPing and coming up with scenarios

of what these dogs are thinking and going through. And I really didn't think it was going to resonate so deeply with everyone. And I'm so, I feel so seen that it has. Me too. Me too. Truly. And I can't wait to see Butters later today. I know.

Did I see Butters yesterday? I saw him yesterday. Oh, no. I was out of pocket. But mystery remains a mystery. And that's on being mysterious. You love that for her. You do.

Or him. Namesake. Unclear gender wise. So I guess without further ado, we can get into the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. Because the sooner we do, the sooner it's the weekend. It's so true for us. You know, for them too.

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It was like all just on Britney's Instagram. Yeah, but like where are all these pictures from? There are some, like the Daily Mail has 90 pictures that are like the photographer pictures. Yeah, but like, where are all these pictures from? There are so, like the Daily Mail has 90 pictures that are like the photographer pictures. Yeah, I guess like. And there's no exclusive. Right. Everyone's posting them.

It was probably just PR, like releasing them, like. Yeah, no, obviously. Very grateful because it was star studded. It was. Brittany wowed in a Versace gown as she tied the knot for the third time with Sam Ashgari in a fairy tale ceremony before dancing the night away with A-list guests including Drew Barrymore, Selena Gomez,

Madonna, Paris Hilton, Ansel Elgort. Ansel Elgort was there but also it was a small wedding. There was like 50 people and those are her close personal friends. The Selena Gomez one was the real shock to me. Yeah Ansel Elgort was shocking too. Oh of course. Yeah Drew Barrymore wasn't shocking. They've had like a public like friendship budding over the last couple years because I think Drew feels like very connected to Britney in the sense like child stars perhaps exploited by their parents. Like they have this kinship and I actually really really like Drew Barrymore so I was happy she was there. Madonna obviously and Britney go back to making out on the VMAs. Selena Gomez was unique for sure. Yeah but she was dancing the night away. There was a

lot of action shots from the party. Yeah and you know what I really liked about Selena? First of all she looks like she was having so much fun. Like in the picture she's like sweaty and she's like dancing kind of like crazy but she doesn't care. She looks like she's having so much fun which we love. Yeah. And she wore a jumpsuit which like to be able to pull off a jumpsuit to a wedding is so difficult. Well it's a Thursday night affair so jumpsuit is in play yeah and she looked really great and also you were so right the wedding was giving chugalicious but that's why we that's why we stand like that's why we said no but it was like absolutely gorgeous like look at this photo quickly from the Daily Mail like that's there was like a horse and carriage it was very it was very

Disney wedding yeah and she wore a Versace gown not a crop top thigh high slit some of this stuff is like confusing like did you see this picture of her in a red dress no in like her foyer and there's a broom in the back yeah no that's Britney like if it's not happening in her foyer she's not gonna participate that's true but her foyer no her foyer is so honestly should be made a landmark like her foyer has witnessed so many iconic dance videos so the fact that like the first wedding photo we saw was in that exact foyer it feels right yeah that's true there was also a lot of breaking news coming out of the wedding like her first husband or second husband Jason Alexander who were they were married for

five seconds literally it was less than a day crashed the wedding he was arrested okay I have two things to say about that. First of all, like, the fact that George Costanza didn't crash the wedding was beyond confusing to me. I will never get over the fact that Britney married someone with the same name as the man who plays George Costanza. And, like, you're never going to say Jason Alexander, and I'm not going to think of George Costanza.

Right. So I'm always, like, jarred. I'm like, Jason, George Costanza was at the wedding? And then it takes a second for me to, you know, adjust to reality. And the second thing George Costanza was at the wedding and then it takes a second for me to you know adjust to reality and the second thing is he was crushing the wedding like literally breaking into her house all on Instagram live and like for someone the level of fame that Britney is like the way that her security guards literally followed him around like letting him Instagram like the wedding he went inside the tent he was in her house like tackle this man he's literally trespassing that's so crazy it was so weird like the relaxed level of the security and what were his intentions to stop the wedding he wanted

to see britney to get her back i don't know he wanted to see britney he was like in the house screaming britney where are you that's crazy unwell also her sons were not at the wedding right which is so sad because then that means like literally no family was at the wedding except for i think her brother who i'm not even familiar with. I wonder why her sons weren't there. And also they're like grown now. They're 15 and 16. Like they're making their own decisions.

Yeah. If they really had wanted to be there I don't think that their dad could have stopped them. Yeah. But it was Kevin's attorney who said that they're not going to be at the wedding. Kevin Federline. Yeah. They think the focus of the day should be on Brittany and Sam and they're very happy for her moving forward, says the attorney. If they were happy, they would be there. It's a simcha. There's something weird.

I just like, I feel and I really hope. There's a lot of things weird, I would say. Yeah. So there's two things I want to say. The first is that I really have this feeling and I hope that it's true that like Kevin Federline is an amazing dad. Like I really kind of feel that way and I hope that he is the second thing I want to say is that while I think this is great I think I don't I think this is a simcha for sure and there's so much to celebrate in the last year for Britney um but I feel like there's kind of like something we're all like thinking but like not saying saying. And it's like, is Brittany really truly okay? Yeah. Just, and you know, you really do never know what's going on with someone like behind closed doors.

But the things we see, it's all very confusing. Yeah. So I just, I hope that she's okay, honestly. Like I don't know what her current like status is, but I just, I just would want it to say that. Yeah. I think there's concern from everyone. I mean, I think people can be like really weird on social media, but also be fine.

But there's a lot of question marks and flags that look a shade of red. Right, but we just kind of move past it because we're so happy for Brittany in this new era of her life, which I agree with. But I just really do want to make, I really hope there are people around her who actually care for her. Because I think she got to a place where everyone around her was an enemy so she literally got rid of everyone under the guise of caring for her so now it's like she wants freedom and that also includes like not having people overseeing I'm sure she's trepidatious of people who claim to care about her right because it's backfired so I don't know I just like the whole thing kind of gives me like a little bit of a pit yeah for sure especially hearing that the kids weren't there I know also people were saying yesterday that Kevin Federline is like a couch potato and just like living off the land okay but

and yes not rocking the boat because he's in a pretty nice boat but if he's living off the land but like taking really good care of the kids like I'm okay with that I am this is a unique usually like men who leech off of successful women like literally I want to run you over with my car I think there's nothing more disgusting um but in this scenario I'm issuing um an exemption yeah especially if he has majority custody he's raising the kids that takes some funds I agree and I think it's okay. Assuming that's the situation. But again, there's a lot here that remains unclear. It's a lot to unpack. But at the end of the day, she looked really pretty.

The wedding was pretty. It was star-studded. It wasn't thrown together. It was really quite gorgeous and very lovely. Really textbook fairytale wedding. Yeah, and that's so Britney's aesthetic. Totally. You know what?

I love when you go to a wedding, you could see like the bride came through in like her vibe, her interests, her choices, her likes. And that's like this Britney, if you showed me this wedding and was like, which celebrity wedding is this? I'm like, it's obviously Britney Spears. The vibe came through for sure.

Yeah. And nice of her celeb friends to show up. Yeah. And it looked like they had a nice time. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Crystal Kong Mankoff suggests that

Sutton told a different problematic story. It's the tale that never ends. No, it's literally like the Crystal who cried wolf. Uh-huh. I'm so inclined not to believe her now. The Crystal who called problematic. Yeah. Crystal insinuated that Sutton told an even darker story than the one revealed on Wednesday's episode of Beverly Hills. Crystal appeared on Watch What Happens Live on Wednesday and surprisingly agreed with fans who said that Sutton's story about her daughter having multicultural friends at a pool party wasn't an issue. But why at the dinner did she literally ask herself, don't you think that's problematic? Because this woman is just- She's getting caught in her lie. Yeah. She said something else was. Here she goes again. Well, that story wasn't problematic. She said to Andy, who paused and

said, there's another story. The housewife appeared to have something on the tip of her tongue, but decided not to divulge the details. So you're telling me Crystal's getting dragged. Like, literally, I've never seen a housewife in Beverly Hills get dragged like so ruthlessly on social media. She's getting dragged to no extent. And she still has something she could technically come out with, like the truth. But she's not doing it to protect Sutton who literally just blew up at her it's so it's so unbelievable they're like

coming at her with you know concern about like what she said in her behavior and she's going back to her original retort which is like Garcelle you know questioned what she did so she was like no Sutton said something bad now fast forward however many months they're coming for her for what she's doing no Sutton said something bad. It's like, did not learn the first time. Either say it, as we've stated, say it, or don't mention it. No, and you know what? I really cannot think of a housewife in recent history who's had a worse start to a season,

especially like a brand new housewife. I think there's like a whole thing about the second season curse. Like no matter how good or whatever your first season was, second season is always rough for a new housewife I honestly cannot remember a housewife who had a worse season so quickly what are we on the third episode yeah like and her offline actions are making it worse right it's not getting better what is she doing I don't know. I have no idea. She would be better off explaining, even if she believed it or not, coming up with a reason why she found what Sutton said to be problematic. Right.

Because then it's like, all right, at least you're not lying. You're just like, I think. It's a bad take. It's a bad take. Yeah. Yeah. She would be better off just like sticking to her guns, even if like she doesn't feel that way.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. As opposed to digging another hole. Right. This route that she's taking to get herself out of this mess is one of the worst I think no she's doing the exact same thing and she said look Sutton and I know what was said and we've spoken at length about it and she has apologized to me privately and publicly so if she apologized publicly then we know what it was and it was what she said I see color that we no I don't see color. Yeah, that we already know about. I can't deal with the way, but you know what she might do?

She might spin it so far that we stop keeping up. That's an interesting route to take. Fatigue. Fatigue is definitely real. Like you just go back and forth in drama so many times that the audience can't keep up and they just stop caring. Yeah. That's good.

But I don't know if Crystal is experienced enough as a housewife and like clug enough to know that that's an option no I think she's just really being who she is yep and that might naturally be how this ends for her right fatigue this is so weird like not at all what I was expecting to happen this season on Beverly Hills no so. So weird. So weird. Are you ready for our next story though? I think I am. Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile island gets a price cut after two months for sale. It's no surprise that Jeffrey Epstein's two islands in the Caribbean notoriously referred to as pedophile island are having a hard time scoring a buyer. The islands known as Great St. James and Little St. James listed together in March for 125 million but now they're hitting the market separately for $55 million apiece,

representing a 12% reduction in overall ask. And combined, they're now going for $110 million. Yeah. When you were on maternity leave, when we first announced that they were on the market for $125, and me and Ben were like, what are they going to do? And Ben actually thought a hotel chain should buy it and just take over the whole property. And like in a few years, like people would forget.

And it's not like you're not going to go to like a great hotel just because like years ago something bad happened. Would you? Well, they would have to like raise the whole house and everything. But you know, they would get rid of everything and like literally build a resort on its own island. Like Marriott should buy it or something. Yeah, no, that's a good idea.

Like assuming there's no dead bodies or anything. Right, you'd have to do a its own island. Yeah. Like Marriott should buy it or something. Yeah no that's a good idea like assuming there's no dead bodies or anything. Right you'd have to do a major excavation. Yeah. Or I mean if you're a rich person in the market for an island you just wait this out because the price is going to go down a little bit more. But whoever buys it needs to destroy the house. And I think even if it wasn't previously pedophile island like rich people don't live in other people's houses. Like when you buy a house and you're like so rich you destroy it and like make yourself a new one especially when it's an island but his townhouse in New York like it was bought right I mean it's such an iconic rare piece of real estate like I think the fact that it was up for sale was so rare people didn't care that it was literally the breeding ground

for grooming and pedophilia. Right. So that makes sense to me. But I think, like, in terms of private islands, like, I think there are a bunch for sale. Like, I don't think it's, like, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity goes up for sale. Like, if you're super rich, like, you can buy your own island.

They're all over the Virgin Islands. Oh, interesting. But this is a good price. Yeah, no, and if it keeps going down, like, a very frugal. Maybe, like, a model. Oh, either. But this is a good price. Yeah, no. And if it keeps going down, like a very frugal. Either a frugal billionaire or someone who might have not been able to afford an island now gets an island. Right. But it's actually so crazy. Like the whole island thing, when I was in the British Virgin Islands, we were taking a boat between islands.

And like the guy who the captain was just like pointing to different islands. Like the guy who started Google over there, Richard Branson. Like it's like a thing. Like everyone has their own island. It's crazy. That is crazy. And then when the place sells, where do the proceeds go? Who gets the money?

I'm sure there are many lawsuits against his estate. And them liquidating all of their assets is to pay those legal fees, people who sued him. I'm sure there's a place for the money. But you're right. He didn't have any kids. If there's anything left over in Jeffrey Epstein's estate, where does that go? Good question.

Also, his Manhattan mansion sold for $51 million in March. I mean. And his Palm Beach home sold for $18.5 million. Again. Another piece of real estate that just doesn't come available very often. Right. And the Palm Beach house has already been torn down. Yeah, of course.

Like, see, that doesn't surprise me because scandal or not like real estate is real estate and in New York and Palm Beach like you'd be hard-pressed to find a townhouse on the upper east side that's literally been standing since like the 1700s and you'd be hard-pressed to find an oceanfront beach house everyone flocked to Palm Beach during all the rich people flocked to Palm Beach during the pandemic there's no real estate like that's not shocking at all but like this random island where it's like also also the island was, first of all, none of his other houses had names. Pedophilia Island makes it hard to sell.

And that really was like the major, major breeding ground. I think the abuse happened at all of his homes, but that one was like the most notorious. And the plane to the Lolita Express to the Pedophile Island, like it was really the center of the scandal. Yeah. Like even on Netflix, when you go watch his documentary, Filthy Rich, it's a picture of the islandophile island. Like, it was really the center of the scandal. Yeah. Like, even on Netflix, when you go watch his documentary, Filthy Rich,

it's a picture of the island. Yeah. Okay, well. Maybe it'll get cheap enough that we could buy it. $110 million. I will take it for $35. What would you pay for it? I think we had this conversation, a million dollars.

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That's movement spelled MVMT.com slash toast. Great. Our next story, Rebel Wilson just came out on Instagram by posting a cute picture with her girlfriend. So Rebel Wilson took to Instagram to post a picture with her girlfriend, Ramona Agruma. She captioned it saying, I thought I was searching for a Disney prince, but maybe what I really needed all this time was a Disney princess. The caption is giving choogy, but I'm still happy for her.

But I just had to point out like it's like really like a Britney Spears level choogalicious. A hundred percent. And now you can go back and see like she actually has been stepping out with her girlfriend for a while now. Brought her to the Vanity Fair Oscars party. Right. And now she's confirming the romance. This was shocking. Yeah.

And I also, I guess, like, I'm not used, Rebel Wilson is, like, reaching a new level of fame now, where, like, previously I feel like we knew her strictly professionally, and she was, like, never telling us, like, about her personal life, you know? Yeah. But I think now that she, like, seems to be in be in this like great place in her life yeah she feels comfortable opening up she's opened up a lot about her weight loss and now her love life sharing a lot over the last few months in general it was getting to be like rebels mindless news so I believe we've spoken about this already um I am getting rebel fatigue because it's it's giving mindless news

it's giving Kelly Ripa so um that doesn't take away from the fact that i'm happy for her for finding up until now it had been giving mindless rebels mindless news yeah but now this is mindful news no this is like something newsworthy yeah so i'm really happy for her but i'm glad you pointed out um she's definitely taken an interesting pr turn in the last year yeah i'm just like selling every feeling she's having. And it started out slow because she was like living in Australia and like was slowly documenting her weight loss on social media and every time she did it was like a huge news story and then she's like I think when she like completed her fitness journey she started working again and doing more

movies and more press and like then it got to a place where it was like it's a lot. Yeah and just like sharing you know we talked about that story even though this was more mindful that like her agents were saying that she shouldn't lose weight um that would like ruin her career something like that did you watch senior year her Netflix movie no but I saw the trailer it looks good and I've heard good things uh me and Ben watched it I didn't finish it not because it was bad but like I just can't watch movies like I find them to be so long um so I watched the first half and I was enjoying it and Ben finished it and really liked it and I think that you would like it I think I would too like the way they encapsulate like being a 17 year old in like the early 2000s is on point that's funny it's like really um

maybe it's not early 2000s I think it's's maybe 90s. It's like Butterfly Clips, Mandy Moore, Candy, Driving a Punch Buggy. Like it's really, they nail it, honestly. Okay. I will watch it. I have, I haven't watched TV aside from homework in weeks. Yeah. Um, but I will add it to my content plate. I need to start, you know, writing things down.

I know because I need to go to the movies and see Downton Abbey, Top Gun and Elvis. And, um, like I know I'm never going to do it. And that makes me sad because I do really want to. So badly. You know, and they like, I'm always reading like Instagram quotes and like inspirational like shit that's like, you are literally in charge of your own destiny. Like you want something, make it happen. Like I want to see Top Gun and I can make it happen, but I know that it will never happen.

It's like, I'm really not in charge of my destiny. It's like you want to have seen Top Gun, but you don't want to go see top gun right we should just go and like stop talking about it no i know we need to spend like one whole day in the theater no we talked about why we can't do that you can't do you can't do double headers okay so we're going to the movies and elvis is playing um downton abbey's playing and top gun's playing what are we seeing top gun top gun because i still want to watch Downton Abbey at my home. Top Gun, like, I think it's a theatrical experience. I agree.

And everybody's talking about it and, like, we're missing it. Yeah, we really. Maybe we'll do it this weekend. I think we should. Like, why not? Why not? Let's look at times. Totally.

Okay. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Oh, my God. Already? Our fifth and final story on the fifth our final our fifth and final story on the fifth and final day of the week you guys it doesn't get more final than that beautiful it doesn't get more final do you have a song in your heart oh right i was like go right i was like go she's so scary I still have like balsamic in my throat.

It's the, no. No. It's the final story. It's the final story. Balsamic vinegar tastes like your sister's ass. And that's a magic number. She wants balsamic now. You know, have you ever heard the phrase your sister's ass?

From you. Yeah. I kind of want to start incorporating that into like my everyday jargon. You're in charge of your own destiny. I know. So I know it won't happen. So did you crawl up your sister's ass? And it smelled like your sister's ass.

What's that from? Okay. I'm glad you brought it up. When me and Ben were in Puerto Rico. You brought it up. No, you. I'm glad you asked. When me and Ben were in Puerto Rico a few years ago,

we were staying at a hotel and there was a casino in the hotel. So obviously like every night we went to the casino and like, it started to be like the same people every night. It's like, we started like became like, like a family. And it was these,

um, it was a bunch of people, but the two people, me and Ben liked the best until like the very last night when they said something hella anti-Semitic. And I was like, we got to go. Um,

but up until then it was all fun. Their names were Mike and Connie and they were like classic. I think he was like a full-time bookie. She was a cocktail waitress. They were like so iconic Jersey and every time he lost a hand he would he would literally slam his fist on the table like oh your sister's ass. So me and Ben started saying it a lot. Cute. I'm glad you guys took that trip to Puerto Rico because it's really provided you a lot of content over the years. What else? You just like to talk about Mike and Connie a lot I literally would take a bullet for them and I'm actually almost 100% sure I have one of their phone numbers just give me a second should you call them and say your sister's ass but it was funny because like we only hung out at night and

then like the crew started to get like tight like there was this other couple this bald guy who was really hot and like his girlfriend who was really hot and they were like we're gonna go to this like special beach cave tomorrow like do you guys want to come like when we were drunk we were like yeah sure when I woke up I'm like you want me to be seen with these people in the light of day there's literally no way all right let me check Connie Connie with a Y no Mike Connie is IE you know I also checked Y. No, I guess I don't have that number. Ben probably does. I'm sure Ben gets lunch with him once a month. Hundred percent.

Okay, yeah, I'm ready for the fifth and final. Okay, Khloe Kardashian confirms that Kim is in love with Pete Davidson. Khloe adorably responded to a tweet about how in love Kim is with boyfriend Pete Davidson while watching Thursday's episode of the Kardashians. When a Twitter user wrote, Kimberly is in love, LMAO. It's so cute. Khloe replied, isn't it? She is in love.

Khloe was making a lot of waves on her Twitter. She also liked a tweet that was like, fuck Tristan Thompson. Good. Yeah, good. It's about time she comes out swinging, you know? Yeah. She's been far too kind. And I get it.

Like, father of two. I get it. And maybe it's because I don't have kids. But like, how about. No, no, no. When is Tristan going to be like, it's mother of true it and maybe it's because I don't have kids but like how about when it no no when is Tristan gonna be like it's mother of true and maybe I should respect this one right no it's like he doesn't respect the familial bond between them why the fuck should Chloe why should familial respect only flow in one direction hundred percent but back to Kim and Pete like super happy for them um duh they're in love they were in love on last night's episode also

she's just like smitten as a kitten we're gonna get into the recap but before we do like did you feel like when she was talking about like Pete and stuff like did you like cringe a little bit which part when she was in the kitchen with Courtney and Chloe just like talking about like ice cream no when she was in the kitchen was two episodes ago she was talking about pimple cream oh okay then maybe I'm no then I'm talking about something else like when she was like he asked me to go get ice cream i was like so horny i was like yes cringe cringe yeah yeah like my shoulders like physically concave she said that in the confessional yeah she's just trying to talk about like how they just do like small things and just

living life with him and being normal is like what turns her on no i get it but yeah it was it was a weird way to say it it was just like her saying recently that she would eat Doody if it made her younger. Nobody asked. Yeah, I guess it's like Pete rubbing off on her like because he's like kooky and crazy and funny and like I'm not liking it on Kim. It's like it's cringe. Yeah, it's just a lot. Yeah, no, it's a lot. It's just like these are extreme statements that nobody asked you to make. Okay, so let's dive into the TV recap which is brought to you by the Breeze Luminesce. So you've got to check out Luminesce and their new Breeze Cordless Airbrush Makeup. If you don't have a lot of time to get ready in the morning, like we don't, you're always looking for a way to put on makeup faster. So the Breeze is a completely touchless

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Okay. The Kardashians episode nine. Let's go sister by sister. Okay. Kourtney you know I actually thought it was really interesting

that a storyline was the show. It was like very meta breaking the fourth wall. She's mad that like when she saw the edited episode of the engagement there was a whole storyline

about Scott because in real life she was like it was literally a five second conversation the whole night wasn't about it and literally nobody was talking about it and I kind of do understand her frustration yeah no she's totally on point it's just like as a viewer I like care about Scott and I worry about like his integration into the family and I want him to be at everything so yeah that's what we're all thinking but if I'm Courtney you people are crazy yeah I'm in the happiest place in my life I'm living a fairy tale what else is there to talk about this guy

haven't been together for five years mistreated me for 10 years and then for five years still couldn't be the man that I needed him to be and now and not only is she in a fairy tale relationship like she's with Travis Barker another interesting human being like it's not a star she's dating some nobody that we don't care to know about like totally they're blending families like they've got so much going on they're doing their voodoo stuff yeah like it's interesting stuff no she's totally justified yeah even though as a viewer like i am wondering where does scott fill it fit into all of this right but if i'm her i'm just like you people are crazy and i'm offended but do you feel like they like moved forward like a bunch of time since the engagement?

Yeah. Because if she's already seeing the episodes edited. No, it got confusing because. It feels like they fast forwarded. It jumped like Kylie's about to give birth. Right. But what about Thanksgiving and Christmas? Right.

So I was really confused. And then Kim shot SI. She was doing that in January. And they were talking. And that was also the same time where like Kanye was out with Julia Fox so when they were talking about you know she wants the drama like she's talking about that right last time we saw them it was the beginning of November right so I'm actually I like that they're talking about things like we just saw Kim came out on Sports Illustrated so now we get to

see the photo shoot like I like that the time has kind of crunched a little bit but I did feel like they took a huge chunk out and maybe it's because of Astroworld yes maybe I think maybe they like probably stopped filming for a while for the holidays and took a break but like can you let us know it was confusing because I'm like you got engaged like three episodes ago how are you already seeing the final cut no what was confusing to me was I thought it was November and then they were like Kylie's about to give birth but but she gave birth in February. Right. But then Kim was doing SI and that was in January.

So it was obviously like these were the last weeks of January. Confusing. Yes. So that was Kourtney. And then I think there was something else with Kourtney. Oh, Benny drama. I have to say I enjoyed that immensely. First of all, I loved the video when it came out of Benny at Kourtney's house.

I think Benny is so funny and talented and he was great on the show like I loved it no he was great on the show and he was also great in Courtney's presence like I feel like when you get famous for doing spoofs or just being a fan of someone like it can be awkward van mode but he was businessman comedian mode like what are we doing and how are we doing it he killed it and he's so funny like yeah I I loved it. Yeah. And then Kim went to the Dominican Republic, which just looks like the worst trip of all time. Like strep throat in a pool.

No thank you. But she did look really beautiful in SI. And two things. One, I loved seeing MJ Day. Like that was so iconic. Yeah. And two, I guess I didn't really realize like how different Kim looks now than she did even in January, like before the Met Gala.

Because of her weight loss? Yeah. Yeah. Everyone was like, she lost so much weight. I'm like, she literally looks the same. She doesn't look the same now because when she was in the bikini and then we've been seeing her like looking, she looks, she really did lose a lot of weight. I didn't notice. Yeah.

Because I think it like, I don't know. I just didn't notice it. Yeah. No, the SI stuff was really interesting. And then also doing skims and it's just a lot. Also, it's crazy how she's so close with Natalie and Olivia. I know. But also, we don't like see the ins and outs of their friendship to like understand why

they're so close and how they're so close. Based on the show, like Natalie and Olivia are mute. Like they literally don't talk. Great. But like on WAGS and on their own show, they really big personalities and i'm sure they do and but like it just it felt like they were like hired to just ask a question that kim could answer so we could have this scene no and they're like it's so cute like yeah i was like say something literally speak no but like those are her two best friends she took them to the dr yeah i was confused show us like why you're all

best friends we also finally found out what it was that pete had delivered to the plane it was dibs ice cream why was that a cliffhanger it was such a letdown and honestly like i do love dibs like give me a dib i'll consume the entire pack but like who cares it's just like her way of showing us how sweet no it's her way of showing us their relationship without showing us the relationship you know but eventually she will show us the relationship especially because they're so serious yeah it's just shocking like is he living with her now i don't know because as reported earlier on the morning toast even though we didn't talk about it pete was out walking around with same at walmart i still don't care about that yeah same

but i have to imagine like he doesn't come to la and stay at a hotel no and he's not flying back once a week anymore for snl right and he wasn't even barely doing it at that so right he definitely lives in la i'm sure he has his own place that he never goes to you know i don't think he has a place in la i do because Kim is always doing stuff like busy, busy. He's not gonna like chill in her house with her kids alone. Maybe her guest house.

I know. I think he has his own place but like when Kim is home, he's there and when Kim's not there, he's at his own place because he's like friends and stuff. He likes to smoke weed.

He's not gonna smoke weed with the kids. Maybe he stays at a friend's place. I don't think he has his own place. I don't know. We need to know more. We'll find out in a year on the Kardashian this is a case for the FBI it is a case for the FBI and then my favorite storyline of the episode was the good American same the open casting open casting one the this show has just become a large commercial

for all of their brands like the amount of good American promo that we got beyond like the interesting part that I did enjoy it was like explaining what good American is showing all the clothes it's just a commercial the fact that they literally will not sell into a store that doesn't buy the full size range is the most iconic thing I've ever heard yeah no but like and they won't put them all you have to be on the same floor you don't get bigger sizes on a different floor I feel like last week it was skims yeah it's a commercial for their brands and I'd never it doesn't bother me and it never has bothered me but I'm really starting to notice it now where it's like I feel like I'm watching a paid infomercial yeah even though the zooms where she was like telling people they were if you didn't have a tear in your eye I don't want to

talk to you crying like it was so sweet and I just like the what I've gathered from this show is many things but I think my biggest takeaway from this new show where we I feel like we're really getting to know the girls personalities on a different level is like Chloe is like a once in a lifetime kind of like soul yeah I think she's literally so kind of never seen someone just like rally and back up her friends more and it's also someone who's been through a lot like and she doesn't like walk around woe is me and she's just like like my takeaway and even at Simon's wedding when I was like in their presence my takeaway there was like if I had to hang out with one of them I would want to hang out with Chloe she was literally there all night drinking

taking shots dancing with the gays like it was so iconic last person on the dance floor I just feel like the show has done wonders for all of them but I feel like it really showed us who Chloe is yeah and I love what I'm seeing but it also makes all of these scandals these Tristan stuff sadder even more because she deserves love and just like a strong partner companion so much and she's clearly just the type of person because we're all like oh my god she got back together with Tristan again she's clearly just this girl who's like hopeless like a hopeless romantic really has like belief and trust in people not even that I don't blame her for getting back with Tristan like he was so far up her ass and the

whole family and begging her and begging her and I'm gonna be different and like at a certain point it's like okay shut up we'll get back together like you are the father of my child this is I at one point was attracted to you and liked you it would be easiest if we got back together so I don't think it's because she like can't quit him i think it's because like he's so fucking annoying no and like for him to be so fucking annoying while still fucking around is literal mental illness psychopath diabolical lock him up unwell throw away the key because this man is unwell you're so right like a hundred percent so i don't i think now like it just she kept like believing that he would change because he went to such lengths to show her that we wouldn't even for

all of us I was fine with them getting back together he sat down with Chris like he really you're right went to such extremes just to do it all again why so weird and like I don't fault her for getting back together with him when Kim was was putting it all together, like, he had sex with her on her 30th birthday. Khloe threw him his 30th birthday party. Like, that, then it also made me think, is there a big age difference between Khloe and Tristan? Well, Khloe's still in her 30s, but. She's in her high 30s. Yes.

And he just turned 30. Yeah. And so he's clearly extremely immature. But when he was, when they were first getting together, he's probably like 27, 26. That is kind of young. Not to make any excuse. No. I mean, excuse me, I'm 27.

I've been married for five years. Right. But like to be a 26-year-old athlete, like. No, it's a lot. In the prime of your career, you're going to fuck around. So don't have a baby and get into a relationship with someone. I mean. It's extremely easy.

And keep asking them to take you back and take you seriously when you're not a serious person. Yeah. You're actually like a big fat liar. The morning of, which was just like crazy to see how it all unraveled of course like kim knew first and then like the sister conference call like every sister just kept calling and merging calling and merging that was just like it's nice to see how these things go down not that i was happy that it went down obviously um and of course they gave us nothing and they cut to commercial or whatever like next week so

we really don't know what chloe's reaction is I don't think she knew anything and I think she is gonna be shook yeah and I think like this time around it probably hurts so much more because it's literally fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me this is fool me three times I know this is fool me a third time yeah it's moronic she just deserves like someone who gives her even one percent of what she gives other people that would be a dino dino instead zilch yeah negative actually because they actually detract yeah it's not like kevin federline who just sits on the couch right and lives off the land right that would be yeah that would be better better but not great someone who

is like Chloe really just various someone like Chloe deserves like a once-in-a-lifetime love of course what Courtney and Travis have and what Kim and Pete have yeah like she really and you know what her time will come and she'll look back on all this be like I had to go through that to get to this but in this moment like you just feel sadness for her for sure and like just like court I mean Courtney never really dated that many people but just like Kim did where she's now like with someone that she probably never thought that she would be with Pete like Chloe needs to stop dating athletes yeah and start dating accountants no and I think like the sisters like for a while were really

into athletes and now they're moving on to like musicians and like comedians, like different. And maybe Chloe, cause Chloe's also into athletes. Like maybe she'll now go to, you know, maybe skip the basketball game and go to a concert. Go to like,

uh, you know, a business conference at the Javits center. It's the one. What's the CES? Yeah. Like go to a trade show, a trade show because she's looking for love in all the wrongavits Center. What's the one? What's the one? CES? Yeah, like go to a trade show. A trade show.

Because she's looking for love in all the wrong places. Yeah. Or maybe she'll go to like a comedy festival. Yeah. Look at all the headliners. Athletes are just notoriously nefarious. Yeah. And I just want real, real love for Chloe.

Nobody deserves it more. And it was a really sad episode yeah but it was good honestly the way I watched the episode it was like I had to pause so many times because I was I was watching it like all day it felt like the longest episode ever but like in a really good way I was like this episode never ends and like no one it was really just the three older sisters right Kendall wasn't in it Kendall and Chloe went baby shopping boring Kendall wasn't in it try to catch me caring where's Chris? Cacio Pepe. So Kendall wasn't in it. Try to catch me caring. Where was Chris? Chris.

Cacio Pepe. Cacio Pepe. She's not married to Corey. Did you see Corey dancing solo on the plane? In an episode? No, on his Instagram. Yes, I did. King.

King. And I know that there was like a few months ago, like a major like, like allegation about Corey and cheating. What? Yeah. Like there was like a video of him in a club with a girl. And like, I like how we all just breeze past it. And it's not going to work for me.

No, I'm going to breeze past it too. Yeah, it was a Corey impersonator or it was from 10 years ago. It can't be the Corey that I know and love. That does not work for me. It doesn't sit well. It doesn't sit right. It's not right. And him and Chris are together in Capri right now.

So they're good. Even though, why wasn't he at the wedding? He must've had COVID. That can only be the reason. That's what people said. But he was also like out and about like getting coffee. So that's not going to work. Not wearing a mask.

That's not going to work for me either. No, I know. Don't even put this in my head. I know. Then I'm like done. Then I'm going to actually just sell my whole ship enterprise. I'm going to get out of the business of shipbuilding because I can't take any more destruction. They're like your first big investment.

They're, they're one of my biggest ships. Yeah. I'm obsessed. No, I think they're, they're good, but like there was something.

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