The Toast - S5 Ep77: Jax & Claudia: Tuesday, June 14th, 2022

Episode Date: June 14, 2022

1. Kim Kardashian May Have Damaged Marilyn Monroe Met Gala Dress (NY Post) (15:13)  2. Lizzo Releases New Version of 'Grrrls' After Backlash Over Ableist Lyric (Variety) (25:28)  3. Morgan ...Stewart Shares a Special Announcement on E! News' Daily Pop (E!) (35:44)  4. Blue Ivy is Adorably Embarrassed by Jay-Z's Hug and Kiss at NBA Finals (Page Six) (44:55)  5. Jason Momoa and Eiza Gonzalez Break Up After Months of Dating (People) (51:34)  The Morning Toast with Jackie  (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry  (@girlwithnojob)  Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy worst day of the week, Tuesday. Arguably, I think, second worst day of the week, so that's an optimistic spin on things. No, like, it's the worst. Ever. It's gonna be okay. You wanna know why it's gonna be okay? Because I'm tan. Yeah, no, I'm happy for you. I got a spray tan yesterday. My first spray tan in over a year because I didn't get one while I was pregnant and I hasn't been gotten one since. And it's just really changing everything about me. If you can't tone it, tan it. I feel so amazing. No, like who, who are you? And I know we always
Starting point is 00:00:38 say like, if you're feeling low about yourself, get a spray tan. And I've been feeling low for a while, but the spray tan wasn't the solution because I was really just wearing leggings and sweatshirts. So what's a tan face gonna do for me? I could use bronzer. But now that we are bearing legs on the show and arms, I went for it and I'm thrilled. I've been telling you to get it for weeks and I'm so glad you did.
Starting point is 00:01:00 Thrilled to bits. Well, you need a good enough reason to get it because it's like, is it worth smelling like this for nothing? Yes. I don't know. The smell is funky. For beauty. But today, I'm loving it.
Starting point is 00:01:10 I'm so happy. So if you're watching on YouTube, your girl is tan, and it's giving me an extra pep in my step. Oh, I'm so glad. I'm like pale and chunky, so I'm like, what's the word with an R? When you like- R-D-H. Resentful.
Starting point is 00:01:24 R-D-H. That and extremely, I'm resentful, devastated and heartbroken. Got it. Well, you've been looking really great on the show and like you're usually the tan one. So it's nice for me to have a day. No, you look great, glowy.
Starting point is 00:01:36 And speaking of YouTube, I actually wrote down four things I wanted to say. And I have two things I'd like to say. Okay, I'm sure there is a crossover. So the first thing I want to say is just issue a correction from yesterday. I was wrong about something
Starting point is 00:01:47 and obviously that's not shocking. I just thought I should mention. The jury members from the Amber Heard, Johnny Depp trial were not sequestered. Okay. So it is entirely possible
Starting point is 00:01:57 that they were engaging in social media even though they were told not to. But like if it was me, like I probably would. Two is we... This is for the YouTubers, just really quick. We are aware of the glitch that's been happening on our YouTube channel for the last couple weeks.
Starting point is 00:02:13 We're not doing nothing about it. The comments have turned, like, helpful into mean. So this morning I got one that was, like, particularly, like, sharp, you know. It can't be that hard. Someone fix it. Okay, here you go. Why don't you come? You fix it. If you can fix it like we will pay you for the work yes so we are aware of it we've been talking with youtube youtube has
Starting point is 00:02:30 let us know there's a glitch on our channel um and they're having an extremely hard time getting it fixed there's literally nothing we can do about it we apologize thank you to a lot of people who have been patient we are aware of it we are working on on it. Two things. One, typically, if you watch not in the app, if you watch on a browser, it does work. Not for yesterday's episode, but in general, people who watch on the browser, it works not in the app. Two, by the end of the day, it works for everyone. It's just if you watch immediately after it uploads, like the thing is not working. So we are all over it.
Starting point is 00:03:01 We're not just sitting ducks ignoring you. We know. We apologize. We're working on it. And maybe if anyone works at YouTube, like we can all over it. We're not just sitting ducks ignoring you. We know. We apologize. We're working on it. And maybe if anyone works at YouTube, like, we can get this streamlined. The third thing I wanted to say was we had a very special announcement yesterday on our Instagram. If you don't follow us, what the fuck are you doing? We have a new show.
Starting point is 00:03:18 So it remains totally separate from the toast. This show stays the same. Nothing about TMT is changing. No. There's only going to be more of us more content so we are now partnering with spotify live which is a brand new app from spotify um for live audio shows so we are doing a show it's called breaking bread it'll be every wednesday at 7 p.m eastern time 4 p.m pacific and it'll kind of just be a catch-up with us kind of like an evening toast talking about what happened on the toast this week what
Starting point is 00:03:43 happened in pop culture we'll be doing dear toaster segments live. We'll be trying to give advice. So how it works is basically if you want to join live and be able to like join the conversation right in the chat, maybe get pulled up onto the stage, you have to download the Spotify live app. It's called Spotify live and then you can follow us. Our show is called Breaking Bread. And then if you don't want to download the app, which couldn't be me, you can listen live on Spotify, the regular Spotify app. And if you don't catch it live, you can also listen on demand later on on the Spotify app. But I highly recommend downloading the Spotify live app so you can chit chat with us. We're going to be playing games again, Dear Toasters. Maybe we're going to do another round of Toaster Karaoke. It's going to be fun.
Starting point is 00:04:19 It's going to be every Wednesday for the next couple months. And we really hope to see you guys there. Yeah, very, very exciting. And it's a way for us to when we do dear toasters ask questions get more context follow up in order to get better advice because we were saying a few weeks ago remember and I just we need to tie back secret projects to like when we were talking about them yeah that's like my biggest pet peeve when people are like secret project and it's like well what was that project and what was that we never followed up because a while ago we were saying how to your toasters is a little frustrating because we can't ask follow up questions to the person. And then we said, no, we have something coming that will solve that.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Yeah, this is that thing. That way, when you ask us questions on Spotify live, we can ask you questions back and get more context and give the best advice possible. Won't change Wednesday's dear toasters. Everyone won't change it. It's just another way that we can give wonderful advice.
Starting point is 00:05:07 So we start this week as in tomorrow. So in preparation, why don't you download the Spotify Live app, follow Breaking Bread so you'll get a notification when we go live,
Starting point is 00:05:14 which is 7 p.m. Eastern time. It'll be about an hour and it'll be just two girly girls on a Wednesday night breaking bread. Breaking the bread. So all the details
Starting point is 00:05:23 are on our Instagram. We hope to see you guys there. And then my fourth and final point following up to that is Jack Skate. Yes. Yes. Please explain to everyone what happened. So yesterday we posted about our new show. We were so excited.
Starting point is 00:05:36 We like spent two hours writing a caption. And there were still typos. And there were still typos. Like many, many typos. But we referred to ourselves as the iconic duo that we, I feel like we call ourselves a lot, Jax and Claude. And I wrote Jax and Claude.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Jax and Claude will be going live. Jax and Claude have a new Spotify show. And the comments lost their fucking minds because they thought it was a show with Jax Taylor and Claudia Ash, right? Which would be good. Also good. Maybe we'll pitch that to Spotify down the road. Breaking Jax.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Right. And I just didn't know, like, we weren't calling you Jax. Yeah, I guess we didn't all down the road. Breaking Jacks. Right. And I just didn't know like we weren't calling you Jacks. Yeah I guess we didn't all get the memo. Maybe seeing it written out with an X like maybe because we say it a lot we don't like write it. Do we say it a lot? I don't know because I don't refer to myself. But we refer to each other as Jackson Claude. Like it's iconic Jackson Claude. Yeah I guess it was you know. It was lost. It's a little niche. I guess. it was you know it was lost it's a little niche I guess so now you know call us Jackson Claude but I really just did want to clarify one I know that the jurors were sequestered and two no the show is not with Jax Taylor today is the episode sorry to disappoint anyone yeah who was excited about that now my first point was breaking bread as well okay we're on the second
Starting point is 00:06:42 page the same page. My second point is some exciting personal news of what I'll be doing this weekend. So I am headed to Dallas. Oh, right. And I will be at Specs Dallas doing a Spritz meet and greet on Saturday. So here are the details that you need to know. And of course, if you go to the Spritz's link in bio, there's extra details, but you can get tickets available through's link in bio there's extra details but you can get tickets available through the link in their bio through the end of the week and with those pre-sale tickets you'll get limited edition Spritz merch and a tote bag so it is Saturday in Dallas in the afternoon get all the details when you get your ticket at checkout at Spritz you have to put in the Dallas
Starting point is 00:07:21 zip code in order to be eligible when you're checking out of your order but again head to at Spritz on Instagram click the link in their bio and all of the information is there I'm so excited to do my first I know it's crazy you've never done one I've never done a Spritz M&G and I've never done an M&G by myself I'm like oh by yourself waking no it's I need to give you like a prep talk before it's a lot of work you got to keep the conversation flowing yeah no no I don't expect it to not be a lot of work but it's just like everybody's coming for me no I know it's like try like when you walk through the store and like people start cheering like try not to become a monster like I have a hard time with that like I walk through the store and I'm just like a girl walking through a liquor store and people are like oh my god and I'm like
Starting point is 00:07:58 for me but like you also do M&G's for all of your shows like you're an m and g queen i am now i am new to the m and g game and so it's just like for me i'm shy welcome to the m and g community yeah i'm really excited to meet the dallas toasters though oh they're another level like you're gonna love them they're it's one of our better better communities honestly i've actually met a lot through the years like here and there and i'm just excited to have it be all together at once under the Spritz umbrella. We'll be Spritzing. We'll be chatting.
Starting point is 00:08:28 We'll be meeting. We'll be greeting. Wow, I can't wait for the greeting. That's going to be huge. And the meeting, of course. Don't forget the meeting. Don't forget it. Anyways, head over to the Spritz Instagram link in bio
Starting point is 00:08:38 to get your pre-sale tickets so that you can meet your girl and we can have a great time. I'm so excited for you. That's going to be so fun. And congrats on your first M&G. Thanks. Solo M&G. Solo. Yeah. If you're watching on YouTube, I have had something stuck in my eye since I woke up this morning and it's probably one of the top 10 most annoying things that can happen to a human being. Would you not agree? That and like a popcorn kernel being stuck in the back of your teeth. Yeah. So take your eyelid. I did that
Starting point is 00:09:01 already. Okay. But let's count. And you know what? Maybe a meditation. I'm loving leading guided meditations. I don't know if anybody's feeling relaxed by the things I'm saying, but your eyes closed. We shall wash away the irritation. Everything will be okay. When you open your eye, you will see clearly. You don't sound like a meditator. You sound like a hypnotist. That's true. Okay, how do I be a meditator? Okay, can I open my eye? No, keep it closed. Let me work on my meditations. Embrace your inner Melissa Wood health.
Starting point is 00:09:33 I don't stream. Okay. Hum. Hum. You are beautiful, stunning, and smart. Perfect. Hum. You will get this thing out of your eye. Hum. You will get this thing out of your eye. Hum, you will have a wonderful day of sight.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Hum, Brass and Strassen, Brass and Strassen. Okay, I'm opening my eye. Now you can open it. It's still there. I tried my best. You can't say it anymore. No, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:10:02 I'm just going to be like twitching all day and like everyone on YouTube. Well, they have bigger problems maybe we should maybe we should stream on Twitch totally okay let's just ignore it and like hopefully it'll go away yeah that's how that's what usually happens whenever I have an ailment and I do the toast I just ignore it and I forgot about it until we wrap yeah certain ailments like literally can't be ignored because I'm actually like having like a major twitch. But you ever want to gauge your own fucking eye out?
Starting point is 00:10:32 Wow. Something. I mean, I would. I think I know what's bothering you today. It's the twitch. Yeah. But you're you're bothered. What are you?
Starting point is 00:10:41 Yeah. It's like since I did my makeup, I think I like brushed a makeup bristle into my eye when I was doing my makeup and it never left. Do you want me to see if there's anything there? No, but I might like go look in the mirror really quick. Go look in the mirror and I can guide everyone through a meditation. What do we need for this Tuesday? I think a Tuesday meditation to give you the courage to get through the rest of the week.
Starting point is 00:11:03 So please, with me, hands up, paws up, close your eyes. Um, it's Tuesday. Some say it's a better day than Monday. Others say it's the worst day of the week. No matter how you feel about Tuesday, let's be grateful for this opportunity, that we are alive on this Tuesday, that we are toasters on this Tuesday. That means we are beautiful, stunning, and smart with an amazing sense of humor,
Starting point is 00:11:36 unless we hate listening to this show, in which case you're still a fan. Welcome to the morning toast. Okay, you guys, I feel good. That was really beautiful. I really feel like meditated, you know. Okay, she's coming back. Honestly, I pulled something out, and it does feel better. Great. So let's just... Now we can dive in. Your eye is clear. The toasters are meditated, as am I. So without further ado, let's get into the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.
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Starting point is 00:15:08 is a little spoon and as we've stated it's camper tested counselor approved our first story some controversy for kim she may have damaged the marilyn monroe met gala dress the historic dress once worn by marilyn monroe that Kim showed off at the 2022 Met Gala appears to be damaged from its night out according to an observer. The Marilyn Monroe collection Instagram account posted new photos Monday showing the bedazzled dress which Marilyn wore to sing happy birthday Mr. President in 1962 to JFK but the dress appeared to be missing a few crystals claimed the account which added that others seemed to be hanging by a thread. Kim vowed not to make any alterations to the dress, which has been declared a national treasure, and altered herself instead. She now infamously admitted that she lost 16 pounds in three weeks
Starting point is 00:15:54 in order to squeeze into the dress. So I'm sure a lot of people have seen the pictures, if not check it out at Marilyn Monroe Collection before and after with, you know, some rhinestones missing. There are definitely some rhinestones missing. I have something to say. Hold on. I just want to look up the pictures that Marilyn Monroe Collection posted. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Because I was looking, I was reading this whole saga, and the before picture I had heard and I read on Twitter was from 2016. So, again, I'm not sure if that's true. I just wanted people to keep that in mind. Okay, but the dress really shouldn't have changed at Ripley's between 2016 and 2022. Yeah. Okay. So of course everyone is like quaking using this to commentate on like the Kardashians value nothing.
Starting point is 00:16:44 They just want money um if the dress was so fragile like I blame Ripley's like your literal job is to conserve shit and you didn't conserve it sorry this has nothing to do with Kim if they thought it was going to get ripped or that she actually really couldn't fit in it and she would be damaging the dress. Like that's on them to tell her no. Yeah. Yes. Also, like, can't they just put the crystals back on? Like, you know, don't they restore clothing to a lot of like, you know, iconic dresses that are in museums now? Like the person wore and partied the night away.
Starting point is 00:17:16 Right. Also, Kim didn't party the night away. She got into it and then she took it off. The replica. And I think there just needs to be some restoration now. I mean mean it just like people were like pissed at Kim for wearing this dress even before there were missing crystals and I think that for those people this is just like and this just goes to show. Yeah especially
Starting point is 00:17:36 because Bob Mackie who made the dress said like you know Kim never should have worn it. Yeah. So um I don't know I feel like like some diet product posted and like people in the comments were like people who like I guess love fashion like literally sobbing like that the dress was pulled and it's like first of all everyone calm the fuck down it's a dress and it's not even yours so calm down and second of all like Marilyn is rolling what the fuck do you know did you know her so like first of all I think if there's anyone to blame it's Ripley's because it's their literal job to make sure that this didn't happen but I will say like when I saw footage of Kim going and trying it on and then like putting
Starting point is 00:18:16 it up her body like they were being like really rough like the way they were like trying to get it over her ass with the glass like like that's that's literally gonna bring the bedazzles off yes they were going like this yeah like rouging it up her ass because it didn't fit yeah um I just feel like at the end of the day and I love history and I think you know relics should be protected protected restored respected at the end of the day it's a dress Marilyn wore a lot of dresses it can be restored yeah it's just people want to hate on Kim and like this just proves to them that she did something wrong and the people who were angry that she wore it now feel vindicated
Starting point is 00:18:56 right and the people who thought it was a nice moment in time like us are like what's the big whoop yeah so like I just hate these types of stories that just like make the Kardashians look bad, you know? Yeah. Because it's so easy. Like everyone just jumps on the hate train. And I just think a lot of people like when I was reading like comments on Twitter, like they take themselves so seriously. Like calm the fuck down.
Starting point is 00:19:19 It's literally a dress. Do you even know what this dress was before she wore it? Right. No, people are like being so like literally writing proverbs like the value of a dollar and exposed in Hollywood I'm like shut the fuck up like it's so not that serious dresses like this can be mended dresses can be mended it's in the hands of Ripley's I believe they know what they're doing they'll get it right um and if they didn't think if they thought that like she might damage it to a point of no return they wouldn't have let her wear it yeah everyone just needs to like chill out everyone is so like bent out of shape when it comes to the kardashians
Starting point is 00:19:53 it's like why don't you harvest that energy towards like something actually important no or maybe you know like why don't you harvest that energy towards yourself like you know self-care look inward look inward people are just honestly people are so toxic yeah and maybe this is like me yes being kardashian kim kardashian apologist but like even if it was someone else i would be like okay it's a dress it can be fixed calm down yeah and it's not like she intentionally disrespected the dress like that's different to the met gala partied all night you know worked dropped it low right she handled it with the utmost care and respect and so some crystals were lost along the way like that's the job of Ripley like before Kim wore this did you even
Starting point is 00:20:32 one know about this dress know where she know where Marilyn wore it knew that it was even at Ripley's no you didn't you didn't so why do you give a shit yeah it's um it to me it's like it can be fixed yeah it's like aren't we not supposed to be putting you know too much emphasis on material items yeah but it is history and I get like wanting to preserve it and respect it and I think it'll be okay like I think everyone really like calm down I do think it's gonna be okay you know and when you look at it from the lens of the big bang theory it's irrelevant. It's really just a few crystals. Yeah. And it's a few crystals but it's also like the lining towards the zipper is like a little
Starting point is 00:21:11 pulled. It's called a sewing machine. They use them all the time on Drag Race, Project Runway. It'll be fine. Especially if you get like the best seamstress in the world. Especially when these are like costume historians whose job it is to restore. Right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:24 So you know what it makes me think of? You know what it makes me think think of i want to know if you can guess what movie i'm thinking of head over heels holy shit head over heels where they sit in the museum basement and restore works of art so if you don't know head over heels it's an iconic 90s rom-com starring freddie prince jr and a girl who like really didn't get famous um and i don't even know her name but she's like this really cute like girl and her job is being in art she works at the Met and she preserves old pieces of art she restores them when they come you know to the to the museum for the first time if they've been sitting out too long she takes them downstairs gives them a nice my space so yeah we can restore
Starting point is 00:22:00 like a painting from the 1500s but not a dress from 50 years ago calm the fuck down it'll be okay yeah and even if it's not okay, which would be terrible, let's get some perspective. Like, it's not your dress. Did you pay for it? Did you wear it to prom? Were you going to go to Ripley's and visit it?
Starting point is 00:22:13 Right. You were going to go to Orlando? Right. Calm down. And if you say that you were, I want to see that you've been in the past. Yeah, show me your ticket. Are you a Ripley's adult?
Starting point is 00:22:22 Are you a... That's definitely a thing. Have you ever been to a Ripley's? I don't think so. There's one in the city. Yeah, I know. I get it confused because I've been to a Madame Tussauds. So different.
Starting point is 00:22:31 Also, how do you pronounce Madame Tussauds? Madame Tussauds. Yeah. People say, like, Madame Tussauds because there's a D, but, like, it's French. They say Tussauds? Yeah, like, I always hear people saying that, like, when they were referencing it on social media. Now it's giving, like like Madame Trudeau.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Now I'm confusing it. Justin's wife. Justin's wife. Or sister. Madame Tussauds. Yeah. It's actually like such a fun place. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:58 We should go. I know. Actually, I've had like many important moments there. Like when I think of it initially, I always think as kids, we went there all the time. We have like a million pictures with the Spice Girls. We used to go all the time. Then me and Ben's like
Starting point is 00:23:09 third official date, we like weirdly went to Madame Tussauds because there was like a Carmelo Anthony wax figure. And then a couple years ago, I actually did a partnership with Madame Tussauds.
Starting point is 00:23:18 I really like Stan. Yeah. No, it's really a cute thing and the celebrities love it too because it's such an honor. Yeah, I will say though, one of my favorite like tropes in pop culture is like when someone newly famous gets a wax thing. And the celebrities love it, too, because it's such an honor. Yeah. I will say, though, one of my favorite, like, tropes in pop culture is, like, when someone newly famous gets a wax figure and it looks nothing like them and they look, like, twisted.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Yeah. That's my favorite. Good times. Good times. But we should go to Ripley's. Yeah. No, I've never been. Actually, I feel like I have been.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Is there one or, like, a few? Let me see. Like, the Marilyn dresses in Orlando. Maybe there's just like one you know I feel like I've been honestly there's definitely one in Vegas yeah and there's definitely one in the city Libre's would believe it or not NYC permanently closed cool cool but that's just like classic New York yeah but it's also right next to Madame Tussauds that's why I'm confused yeah okay yes yes yes yes I know what you're talking about now yeah okay are you ready for That's just like classic New York. Yeah, but it's also right next to Madame Tussauds. That's why I'm confused. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Yes, yes, yes, yes. I know what you're talking about now. Yeah. Okay. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah, but like to me, Madame, like Ripley's, believe it or not, was like the tacky version of Madame Tussauds. Like as a kid, I'd be like, oh, I would never go to Ripley's, you know? Right.
Starting point is 00:24:17 What the fuck did I know? I do think that Kim has done a lot for Ripley's now. Yeah. Well, to be honest, when I heard that Ripley's was the owner of the dress, I was like shook because I always thought of Ripley's as like, come see, like P.T. Barnum. Yes. Yes, exactly.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Come see the world's biggest tooth. Like, I never thought of it like as glamour of fashion. So you know what? Like. You would think that dress would be at like Sotheby's. The Met. Vogue owns it something. But I never would have thought Ripley's in Orlando, you know?
Starting point is 00:24:42 And look, now we're talking about Ripley's. And look what Kim is doing for the tourism board of Orlando yeah boosting the economy is left right and center yeah but she's gotten like so much flack for like wearing this dress losing the weight damaging the dress it's like I wonder if to her at the end of the day if it was worth all the turmoil I do think it was and also speaking of losing the weight I was looking for stories today and I saw like literally the most hypocritical fucking, it was BuzzFeed and it was like 10 male actors and how they dropped like tons of weight for certain roles to fit into like the toxic Hollywood body image. It's like, no one was talking about Kim like that. Like they were just like, Kim is, Kim is the toxic Hollywood body image. It was just beyond hypocritical got it are you ready for our next story yeah lizzo releases
Starting point is 00:25:30 a new version of her song girls after backlash over ableist lyric she said i never want to promote derogatory language so now she's released a new version of her single after receiving backlash from disability advocates for including this word in the song's beginning lines now wait are we not i don't think we're saying here's the thing like i never knew that this word was in any way a slur jackie no human being on the planet knew that okay and now i'm scared if i say it then someone's gonna roll this back in like 10 years in 10 years when everybody knows this is a word we don't use it'll be march 2018 all over again don't say no no okay but i want you guys to know what word we're talking about they know what it is do
Starting point is 00:26:08 you i really i didn't know okay can i tell you that um like a couple days ago i saw tiktok like every now and then i'll get hit with tiktoks that have no likes usually it's just like ones that go viral but every now and then it's like a random person in the middle of nowhere and there was a person going on and on about how ableist this lyric was and I dead ass like was cracking up and I almost sent it to you I'm like people have lost their minds and then over the next last couple days it like turned into an actual movement I literally thought it was a joke and before I give my opinion on this I would just like to say under very clear terms like I am not ableist you are not gonna fucking stick that on me I'm not fucking ableist I'm not okay I'm not don't even try don't comment I'm not fucking ableist okay
Starting point is 00:26:51 but I think this is like a little like wild this is a little wild I would say and I also think I always think it's interesting when people decide to make a movement out of something around a certain person whether or not the movement is valid, I just think it's always really interesting which person sparks that. So do you know how many people have used this lyric in popular music over the last 10 years? Literally a million people. Has anyone ever said anything about it? No. Well, here's the thing. I would have never heard about this story, aside from the zero likes TikTok that you saw. I would have never heard about this story if Lizzo didn't change the lyric. So maybe in all of those past instances, there was a little bit of a movement swirling,
Starting point is 00:27:30 but the artist didn't acknowledge it. So it never made it to press. But now it's like Lizzo changed a lyric. That's news. I had heard about it before she changed it. And everyone was like, what is she going to do? Oh, yeah. But I'm also like, my head is so far up the internet's ass. Right. You hear about everything. I hear about everything. So that's a good point. Like maybe it's now
Starting point is 00:27:49 officially becoming a thing because she acknowledged it. And I don't think, Lizzo's not a bad person. I don't think Lizzo wants anyone to listen to her music and feel triggered. So Lizzo did what she thought
Starting point is 00:27:58 was right. But like, I just really, I'm like shook that we like reached a new level. Like, I didn't know there were words. Like,
Starting point is 00:28:04 obviously, we know what words are good and we know what words are bad right I just didn't know there was like a new word yeah and I had no idea I also was reading some comments because apparently like the comments on the on her Instagram post announcing it were like much a lot of people being like what but I think they've also been deleting those comments because it's you know adding to the offense right but I did see some comments that were like in internationally in the commonwealth this is a really bad word oh oh okay well that would make sense yeah because I had no idea it was a bad word here and I also want you guys to know what word we're talking about just google it like yeah I'm not saying it I'm not I'm not throwing my life on the line I know I was gonna like
Starting point is 00:28:52 maybe drop a letter in this minute and then the next letter a minute later no it's a four-letter word it's not worth it seriously don't fucking say it like we have too much to lose okay okay okay 10 years for me now like you will thank you our business will be thriving um I just didn't know this was a thing and it's just just a lot it's a lot to learn even though this isn't a word like this doesn't affect me like I don't think I've actually ever used this word it's kind of like a lame word like who says that there's like such better words to describe I think what she was trying to say yeah so I've never used this word it's not
Starting point is 00:29:25 gonna like affect my life at all have you heard the song before like with the word like do you know the lyric uh I've heard it on TikTok yes do you like the beat actually it wasn't a song that spoke to me initially so it's not like I have to unlearn the word from the song you know what's the chorus I don't know oh okay I wouldn't know I don't think the song is even out yet I think she teased it on TikTok with a couple lines, including the one that had the slur, which was just, you know, a coincidence. Got it. I just think it's interesting how the conversation is being had now, like, around Lizzo.
Starting point is 00:29:58 Like, is it because she's a woman? Makes you think? No, I think it's because, well, what other songs are you talking about? Like, I literally saw a TikTok. I saw a TikTok of somebody compiling like screenshots of lyrics from like a bunch of different songs. But are they from 2022? I think it's a product of the time that we're in and the fact that, you know, if it was 10 years ago, the Black Eyed Peas were saying the R word on the radio. Yeah, but you know what?
Starting point is 00:30:28 We don't talk about that enough. The Black Eyed Peas were saying the R word on the radio, everyone. The song was, let's get it started. But it started was initially the R word. And you can just figure that out yourself. That's not spoken about enough because I feel like that word was already on the outs when that's a crazy lyric it's fucking crazy and that that word was already on the outs when it came out and I feel like nobody ever talks about it and you know a couple weeks ago SNL did a skit about the Black Eyed Peas like they're in the studio coming up with lyrics and I
Starting point is 00:31:03 was like oh they're gonna address it because it. Because it's like this big pop culture thing that nobody talks about. And they literally made the most unfunny skit about, like, the Black Eyed Peas. They didn't even address. They were talking literally about the song. But they didn't even address the fact that the original lyrics were, let's get R. And that's why SNL will just never be the moment. Yeah. I think that's a worthwhile cause.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Because that's actually fucking ableist that word yeah but no but it just goes to show that at the time that they were singing it there was not well maybe there must have been some sort of movement because they did have the alternate lyric it started well they had the alternate lyric for radio because you can't use that word on the radio so like if you put it on iTunes explicit back in the day it would have the r-word but if you heard it on the radio it wasn't the r-word wasn't on the radio no the r-word could be on the radio okay or even like everyone makes audio everyone makes clean versions of their song for radio you can't be playing words with uh curse words yeah on the radio
Starting point is 00:32:03 I thought hold on I'm looking at an article because the black eyed peas quietly changed the offensive lyrics to the original let's get it started yeah I think that it was the r word and then they changed it at like down the line the way that I remember it happening was that they had both versions one for radio and one for like not radio and then they just started using the radio version everywhere to save face got it okay anyways that was fucking crazy yeah well I think at the time like it's much crazier to think about now versus at the time it wasn't a crazy big deal which is how this feels like maybe in 10 years we'll like look back and be like oh my god I can't believe she put that word in maybe but I I remember it being crazy okay I don't
Starting point is 00:32:53 I don't I just like know now that it's crazy no what was that 2010 you said oh I don't know hold on when did they release that song let's get it started I'm sorry sorry I'm a foot climb you're frazzled frazzled 2004 oh okay okay okay okay so yeah maybe that was a little early I was in like the fourth grade I feel like maybe people were still saying that word yeah it was released in 2003 as let's get our word and then it took off when it was released in 2003 as Let's Get R Word. And then it took off when it was re-released later that year as the much more marketable Let's Get It Started. Got it. No, I mean, when you watch like Entourage. And it won the Grammy for Best Rap Performance. In 2004.
Starting point is 00:33:36 So no, they won it for started. When you watch old episodes of Entourage, like season one, they use the R word and the F slur like every other word. Yeah. And that's around the same time yeah so i guess yeah i don't know i guess we'll have to see how we feel but we have to watch this episode in 10 years and see if this slur took off or not yeah okay are you ready for our next story uh no actually oh thank you for asking that's so generous to get ready for our next story? Today's episode, the next story, is brought to you by Noom. Unlike other restrictive diets or workout programs, Noom Weight uses psychology to empower you with the practical knowledge and skills you need
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Starting point is 00:36:04 Justin Sylvester and Lonnie Love on June 13une 13th show bringing with her some bittersweet news she said today is unfortunately going to be my last official day on daily pop it was a very hard decision but this time i was pregnant for so long i want to enjoy the mornings with my babies while they're still babies totally understandable respect her decision like respect working moms i do have a lot of thoughts on this. Okay. My first thought is that I actually think this is the best thing for Lonnie Love because the reel just got canceled and she was always like in and out of E but now I feel like she literally used to do a morning show and now hopefully she'll take Morgan's spot
Starting point is 00:36:37 permanently. Yeah well she I haven't watched a lot of Daily Pop since Morgan went on maternity leave but every time I would watch like Lon, Lani is always there. So hopefully she just gets that second chair permanently. Now it's just like a rotating door because they never fully replaced Carissa. And I think we can all agree, like, Carissa, Morgan, and Justin, like, were the best threesome. Trifecta. And so I'm glad Morgan's still at E, even though Nightly Pop is, like, not my favorite show by any means.
Starting point is 00:37:02 And I think Morgan's talents are much better utilized at Daily Pop but I just think this is a problem E has in general like E is consistently just like doing the least like of all time they have such stars like the way that they haven't really utilized Morgan and Justin to the best of their abilities is such a mistake because they're such star quality people. And they're both going to go on to do huge things. And I do think in a few years that will have nothing to do with E! anymore. And E! is just like constantly like just not doing what needs to be done. They should be so grateful for Justin and Morgan.
Starting point is 00:37:38 And I feel like they give them the bare minimum. And E! is just becoming more relevant like as the days go by. Yeah, I think with the loss of e-news and then the Kardashians and then uh the Nikki Glaser show which their whole campaign was like I'm replacing the Kardashians it was like supposed to be funny but it just came off like really bitter oh though she's like like the whole ad campaign theme was like replacing five brunettes with one blonde it was just like not funny at all and it was just like it's like awkward like no you actually did lose the Kardashians and that was like literally your whole thing so like you really shouldn't be talking about it yeah or like I don't the two things aren't the same and I feel like everyone knew they were losing the Kardashians
Starting point is 00:38:17 they should have come out with a show like literally the same day that Kardashians Hulu dropped that was like we found this new family the scala sisters literally here is an amazing show that is going to be our new kardashians so i did i do think they tried to do that with the bradshaw bunch terry no but they launched bradshaw bunch like two to three years ago they should have launched a new show that day and been like we are the star makers and here's your next family sister Scala the Scala sisters that's such a good call like should I expose myself okay uh last night I literally spent four hours like on a Scala family rabbit hole um and I always knew like Rach was Rach like I feel like we've been Rach girlies now for like what over a year over a year
Starting point is 00:39:03 since last Christmas and I feel like I've been you girlies now for, like, what? Over a year. Over a year. Maybe two. Since last Christmas. And I feel like I've been, you know, better off because of it. Having known her, yeah. Sort of known her. And honestly, I never really delved into the whole family. And I didn't even realize the similarities between our family and theirs. Four sisters. One younger one not married. Very connected to their faith.
Starting point is 00:39:20 Like, I'm literally obsessed. No, literally obsessed. And the way I've been, obviously, discovered Rach it was like a whole new world it was a whole new world and we were really obsessed with like her style and her house and really Rach Tings yeah but over the last few months I've really been delving into the rest of the sisters in the family like Emily and Rach and Emily really remind me of me and you no. Because they like work together and they're both like business women in the influencer space. And when you, when they're together, like their stories are so funny and I'm just loving. And Amy, she's the snitch.
Starting point is 00:39:59 I think she like babysits for Rach's kids. Yes, yes. And it's just so cute. I mean, goals like a snitch would never come help me. Never. And here are words I just. And then Meg just had a baby when I had a baby. Here are words like I just truly never thought would come out of my mouth.
Starting point is 00:40:13 But like never in my life have I like really wavered in my faith. But like the scholars make me want to convert. Like dead ass. Like because like I just want to, you know. Yeah. Should I become Mormon Mormon I think it would suit you I don't really like drinking oh oh and what how do they feel about vaping oh that's that's a really really good call um okay maybe the Mormon faith is not for me maybe I could start like you
Starting point is 00:40:39 know a Jewish community in Utah and like we are allies with the Mormons Lisa Barlow literally oh my god I forgot to tell you something okay um I watch this documentary called um Pray and Obey Keep Sweet Pray and Obey and it is about FLDS the fundamentalists of the Latter-day Saints church and I just want to say like I hate religious documentaries because I feel like they really um like people just associate like the extreme groups with like like all Mormons are like that, you know? And they're fucking not. So I just wanted to say that. Because FLDS is not an LDS.
Starting point is 00:41:12 No, an LDS doesn't fucking claim these freaks from FLDS. Like they were kicked out like a while ago because over 100 years ago, the Mormon LDS church disallowed polygamy. And these FLDSs were like, fuck no. So they got together and started this community. And it turned out like it went on forever and it still goes on. And it's so toxic. So many terrible things happened.
Starting point is 00:41:33 But for a while, like LDS was like, we do not fuck with these freaks. Like do not. But it was really interesting. I won't go into the whole thing. But if you enjoy documentaries like that, I encourage you to watch it. They had a woman talking who, was it rage no no who had left who had left him was like talking about her
Starting point is 00:41:51 experience and her her name last name was Barlow and Barlow is Lisa's husband's last name and Lisa's a convert but her husband's not oh so I just found that that interesting you know I don't think there's anything there but I was like is she related to Lisa interesting yeah oh okay okay documentary really upsetting like oh you know documentaries at the end that give no resolve like yeah we all know this is going on and it still happens right like okay don't make a documentary until it's over because now you're just keeping me up at night well maybe the documentary will create some momentum that could help end something. Yeah. Like Tilikum.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Right, right. That's true. That's true. Blackfish. What was that? Is that what it's called? Such a good, such a good documentary. That one really actually changed my life.
Starting point is 00:42:36 Yeah. Anyways, Morgan Stewart's leaving Daily Pop. Oh, right. How did we get here? That was one of our like like, crazier tangents. Yeah. And I'm sad. I love Daily Pop.
Starting point is 00:42:51 I love Morgan and Justin's dynamic. And yes, we can see her on Nightly Pop, but it isn't the same. And I think for a while when she was doing, like, Daily Pop, Nightly Pop, Necessary Realness every single day, it's hard to find different things to talk about. Maybe Nightly Pop will turn a little more into daily pop now that she doesn't have to give that daily pop energy to daily pop yeah nightly pop just is so scripted and it gives me like the soup vibes which was a good vibe when the soup was airing it just feels kind of dated now um and it just doesn't feel like super relevant yeah and i don't know i just think morgan's talents are
Starting point is 00:43:24 better suited on Daily Pop but I understand not wanting wanting to be with your kids in the morning and I totally respect that yeah I just don't know like what this means for E as a whole I feel like Daily Pop was so good for so long and then Carissa leaving like really just started this like trail of uncertainty yeah well she did say and I'm sure we'll see her like every time Justin's off like Morgan will come in and she'll be here and there but as a permanent co-host she is no longer so it's really just Justin right now and they must find him. And he puts the whole show on his back and he needs help. Yeah or Morgan could do like afternoon pop and make it more like daily pop and then she could be in the with her kids in the morning. But then that's like three shows. No no
Starting point is 00:44:03 but then like I'm just saying because you're not here for nightly pop no i was just trying to compromise um also she announced that her husband got a vasectomy yes which is so crazy yeah i mean vasectomies like actually aren't crazy because you can literally reverse them um so i love that for her like she's like she just did the pandemic right like she started the pandemic a girl with a boyfriend she's ending the pandemic like a girl with a family, you know? Yeah. And like a great job. So overwhelming that she has to take a step back, you know?
Starting point is 00:44:32 Some things are just not fair. No, it was nice to see her back on Popeye Watch this morning. And but it was also bittersweet because they were like talking about Amber Heard. They were being so funny. Oh, were they? And they're really so real considering they're like on television. Right. You have to be like PC. Exactly. But they were being so funny. Oh, were they? And they're really so real considering they're like on television. Right, you have to be like PC. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:44:48 But they still keep it real. And I will miss that. I will miss that too. But happy for her. Yeah. And it's nice to see her again. Yeah. Our next story, some more adorable news.
Starting point is 00:44:57 Blue Ivy is adorably embarrassed by Jay-Z's hug and kiss at the NBA Finals. People are quaking over the pictures of Blue Ivy and Jay-Z's hug and kiss at the NBA Finals. People are quaking over the pictures of Blue Ivy and Jay-Z from the basketball game. Yes because the pictures are so sweet so cute and Blue's all grown up. Blue is a grown-ass woman like yeah it's it's shocking I mean I guess except she's 10. That's grown and maybe she just like she's dressed up really nice. 10 is not grown I know that we're like saying that she's like she has grown more since we last saw her but 10 is not grown maybe then like I think why people are quaking is because like she's all done up and it's just you know it's giving Suri Cruise like I feel like when we were younger like we all watched Suri Cruise get older and honestly like a weird
Starting point is 00:45:41 part of getting older is watching celebrities kids grow up into like full-blown adults mason disick so um this is just that moment we don't see a lot of blue she doesn't have like an instagram right beyonce is not always taking pictures of her when you see someone every day whether it's a celebrity kid or someone you know you don't notice their growth right but when you see someone like a few years later yeah and she's really starting to look like beyonce like she's really beautiful. She's wearing earrings. Like she was giving like the people what they needed. Yeah, I saw side by side of her and like a young Beyonce
Starting point is 00:46:12 and they look so similar. Well, when she was younger, a lot of people like didn't even see the Beyonce. She looked so much like Jay-Z. And now she's really starting to look like her mom. As little girls always look like their dads. That's what I've realized. That's true.
Starting point is 00:46:24 And then I've realized that boys look like their dads. That's what I've realized. That's true. And then I've realized that boys look like their moms. It's true. And then I saw recently that the first born girl always looks like the dad. And the first born boy always looks like the mom. I don't know if it means like second, third, and fourth boys and girls. Like the genders are like that. But that's what I've, in my own life, that's what I've seen I've seen yeah no I definitely think like there's not
Starting point is 00:46:45 like a formula for it it's just like genetics you know no it's like that's really what I've seen like Michaela is Zach Shapiro yeah yeah it's sometimes it's hard to tell them apart so true you don't know who you're talking to so true and people have said I look like Harrelson you do you and Harry are like literally twins. I actually sent you sent such gorgeous pictures of Harry today into our family chat. I sent them to my friend chat and they were like literally Jackie. Yeah. What's crazy. They're like Jackie looks so young. What's crazy though is I can't see it really. That makes sense. I didn't know that because I can see other people so easily. Yeah of course. I think that's normal. I don't think like whenever I mean
Starting point is 00:47:26 it didn't happen to us. And I asked Olivia I was like does Shapiro see that Michaela looks like him because to me they're identical and she said no. Yeah like it didn't happen to us growing up but like when people would go up to sisters and be like oh man you guys look so much alike you were like really? It didn't happen to us because we look nothing alike. Couldn't be us. But you really can't tell who you look like. It's like you're in your own body. Yes, except every once in a while, I'll see a picture of like Margot. And I think it's me. Yeah, or I'll see a picture of you. And I'm like, I'll think it's me or I'll see you.
Starting point is 00:47:54 Like I remember watching your special, your first special. And in so many angles, you looked like Margot. I got that a lot. Available to stream on Amazon Prime for free. Disgraced queen. Yes, I got that a lot. That in my on amazon prime for free disgraced queen yes i got that a lot that in my special every time someone paused they came back and literally thought it was margot is there anything nicer they could say no actually they could say i look like giselle but
Starting point is 00:48:13 you know i have to be realistic yeah yeah yeah you're short right and fat and ugly it is like low-key weird though like how little we look like you know. Yeah. Like that's why this show is confusing because when you get the four sisters together like maybe you could see it. It's somewhat cohesive. Yes but you and I look the least alike out of all four. I look a lot like Olivia. Yes. You look like Margo. I look like Margo. I look like Olivia. Yes you and I look the least alike and Margo and Olivia. Yeah, it's so true. Who are they? What are those?
Starting point is 00:48:52 These are clothes. What are those? Our fifth and final story is about a ship I didn't even know that I had that has already sunk. Oh, no. That's so sad. Oh god also I read hook line and sinker the um sequel to it happened one summer you can skip it I was planning on it because that girl collects records and that's not a personality trait no and like the whole book was like music and it was giving like pick me energy like oh I need to listen to a song. Should I listen to The National?
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Starting point is 00:51:41 people. Like months? Where were we? No, I feel like- Where were we? I remember hearing like spotted together and then never no follow-up. So I was like, oh, it's just like paparazzi, like drama. I never even heard spotted together. Seeing their pictures side by side right now, it's like my ships are quaking.
Starting point is 00:51:58 No, I know. They're rumbling. I'm sorry, Aza Gonzalez like literally has the best taste in men. And not only does she have the best taste in men, she has like access to them too. Cause like, it's easy to like have good taste in Jason Momoa,
Starting point is 00:52:08 but like good luck making it happen. Right. She, yeah, exactly. I wouldn't be doing any differently if I were her, except like, why didn't this work?
Starting point is 00:52:16 Right. But she's actually like, let's go through it. She was dating Josh Duhamel for a little while post Fergie, which was so iconic. She was spotted with Timothy Chalamet, which like honestly wasn't my favorite. No, I'm not not I'm not a Timothy Chalamet girl and I'm not gonna get into it um Liam Hemsworth that was like that was how I first found out who she was yeah
Starting point is 00:52:34 because like post Miley he was with this like gorgeous model and it was Aza Gonzalez she has great a great relationship track history track record she does and I just want to put this out there again now that we're talking about her. Like she must play Evelyn Hugo in The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo. It's true. Like she must. Did you see they're making it happen one summer into a movie? I did.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Yeah. Who would you want to see for it? I like don't remember the book. But all I remember is like Piper being like so sickening and cool. And like L.A. and like effortlessly beautiful. And like I don't think now but like when is do you ever like think of someone in a book as like a celebrity but like from 10 years ago how they looked perhaps who are you thinking Piper Parabo like from Cheaper by the Dozen
Starting point is 00:53:15 because her name was Piper yes but also like the way that they described her looks like she really looked like and I actually think of Piper Parabo for a lot of the books that I read. Oh interesting well everybody's saying because the character is uh Alexis Rose. No. She comes from the city. No no no. To the small town with like all of her fashion but she's a heart of gold and she's gorgeous. Yeah no but it's it's Alexis Rose character it's not the actress. No no but the character is Alexis Rose. Yeah but I don't think that, what's her name? Annie? I don't think that Annie Murphy, right? Yeah, no. Would be good, no.
Starting point is 00:53:48 No, no, no. Like, then it would just be Alexis Rose. Yeah. Like, Piper's her own person. Yeah. It takes some thinking. But also, we are getting so much content from The Summer I Turned Pretty. Like, it's all over TikTok.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Like, I am so excited. Did it come out yet? No, but like, we're getting like two minute trailers. Ooh. Yeah. Ooh. Ooh. so excited. Did it come out yet? No, but like we're getting like two minute trailers. Yeah. Anyways, a source tells people that Aza and Jason have split
Starting point is 00:54:09 after people confirmed last month that they were dating. Where was my notification? The insider says... You don't have your people notifications on? No, I don't because I don't want to hear about the Pioneer's woman's breaking news recipe. Honestly, I feel like you would want to know that actually. It's true. No, they feel like you would want to know that, actually.
Starting point is 00:54:25 It's true. No, they do really abuse the privilege. Like, it's, they abuse it. A second source told People in May that they were exclusive and had been seeing each other since February after meeting through work and mutual connections and just realizing, like, that they're everyone's favorite people
Starting point is 00:54:38 and that they're perfect for each other. But I guess, like, that's the thing about chemistry. Everything could be right on paper and you know in pictures but maybe they had nothing to talk about yeah no it's entirely possible maybe Convo was strained but you know what like does anyone else like still reserve like a corner of their heart for like the possibility of Jason Momoa and Emilia Clarke I actually don't I think about them often like and whenever they run into each other, which is very randomly,
Starting point is 00:55:06 like they have the most sweet embraces. They do. But it's just like so silly at this point that I'm not seeing sparks flying. Who do we set Jason Momoa up with next? Isa Gonzalez. Try again. Just imagine what it's like.
Starting point is 00:55:17 Get back together. Just imagine what it's like to be like engulfed in a hug from Jason Momoa. It's like it Happened One Summer, The Charging Station. Literally. Literally.
Starting point is 00:55:30 No, that's not It Happened One Summer. Yeah, it is. Oh, no, sorry. I get so confused between It Happened One Summer and The Summer I Turned Pretty. All these books that have like literally the same exact plot
Starting point is 00:55:39 take place at like different beaches but have the same names. Like The Summer I Loved, The Summer I Lost. It's so fucking confusing. Yeah. place at like different beaches but have the same names like the summer I loved the summer I lost like it's so fucking confusing yeah um this is sad but you know what we now have two extremely good looking eligible people back on the market um and that's exciting yeah we need to keep a list of like the people who are always thinking to set people up with Matt Harvey Matt Harvey no stop no I'm gonna start the list so we can always go back to it so when we're thinking about like who who are always thinking to set people up with. Matt Harvey. Matt Harvey and Aza Gonzalez.
Starting point is 00:56:07 No, I'm going to start the list so we can always go back to it. So when we're thinking about like who should Khloe Kardashian be with? Jason Momoa. Oh, okay. So Khloe Kardashian, Jason Momoa, Aza Gonzalez. Eligible people. Khloe Kardashian. Who recently broke up? Aza Gonzalez.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Oh, all those young Hollywood people. But they're not single. I know. But like did anyone break up um vanessa hudgens but i do think she's seeing someone let's say go to news jason mamama comment below with all the people that we're talking about who are pj rod is single no no i said pjom okay and p jowls who we're always trying to set up. Thank you. Selena Gomez.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Is she single? Yeah. We never talk about her dating life. Oh, and Chris Evans. Yeah. Chris Evans and Aza Gonzalez. Michael B. Jordan and Lori Harvey. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:56:58 That was the most recent. Very good. That literally just came up on my Google. Lori Harvey and Jason Momoa? Lori Harvey and Jason Momoa Lori Harvey and Chris Evans Lori Harvey's really young like really young let's just keep that in mind because we're not gonna make any age inappropriate no couldn't be us yeah couldn't be us um that's really all I'm seeing on Google I literally searched breakup oh Trevor Noah and Minka Kelly Trevor Noah and Khloe Kardashian no Minka Kelly and Jason Momoa oh my god Minka Kelly and Jason Momoa is literally the best
Starting point is 00:57:33 couple of all time if any of those PR people who like set up people in relationships for press but then sometimes the relationships like actually turn out to be OTP are listening to the show please send Minka Kelly and Jason Momoa on a date yeah that's like honestly perhaps one of the best looking couples of all time okay okay i love that i think we're in a really good place yeah we have to keep the list like other people you guys remember when we say these things like when we're talking about eligible what about chloe and jason momoa like i just don't see it honestly even though like he is extremely family oriented i just feel like they're so different and honestly What about Chloe and Jason Momoa? I just don't see it, honestly. Even though he is extremely family-oriented,
Starting point is 00:58:08 I just feel like they're so different. And honestly, I think also physically, I don't think Jason Momoa would be Chloe's type. Also, what's going on with Shailene Woodley and Aaron Rodgers? It's beyond confusing. I do believe they're broken up now. It was, yes, they're broken up. No, they're not.
Starting point is 00:58:21 But now I think they are, and then people stopped caring. Okay. Okay, so let's leave it at that. Yeah. And we'll come back to it. Okay. So that was our show. That was our show. Oh, let's talk about the rest of the week.
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